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September 8, 2025 107 mins
On today's show Laura showed off her freestyle rapping skills. We also discussed whether you could eat a person in a life or death situation and we discussed hospital horror stories!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Near lest they drew you.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Drew and Laura, Good morning. It is Monday, September eighth,
twenty twenty five. Tanner to and Laura. We are big
bf Roni's in here this morning with us. Good morning boy.
It was a big weekend. Lions lost, Seahawks lost, Vikings

(00:23):
played to nights.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, and they if you don't play, yeah, they're they're
playing the Bears. So I've got my hopes high for you.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah, hoping, hoping it works out. But yeah, we also
found out that in our division the Packers are for
real and they whooped those Lions.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh that was It was not pretty to watch.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I didn't watch the game, but I checked the score
and I just said Laura's name out loud and like
in a sad way, like, oh, Laura, I.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Know, and like that the thirteen that only happened at
like the the ninth hour, like they hadn't.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Ye these when I checked, they hadn't scored.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
A touchdown all game, and they waited till like the
last fifty five seconds.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
When I check the score was they we only have
three points. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I had bet on your Lions, so I was in
your boat just looking at him going what is going on?
You know, one game, it's not a huge sample size,
but if it was, it's not a great start.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
And then your Seahawks beef water.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Look, you know this is how it goes for us.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
Looks good and then it don't.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Also bet on the Seahawks. He that end of that
game was so brutal. So the Seahawks are winning. It's
going crazy in Seattle, and the forty nine ers score late,
so you think, oh, classic forty nine Ers are just
gonna win.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And then Darnold throws a bomb.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Gets them to the nine yard line and I'm like,
oh my god, the check is in the mail. Next play,
sack fumble came over.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
What And that's what I call the Northwest curse?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, unless you were in Eugene over the weekend, because
there was no curse.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
That is there a mercy rule?

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Ever?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Like, is that a thing that exists?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
He announces, I've never seen this. It's you know, we
won sixty sixty nine to three. Yeah, And the announcers
are sitting there on their board. They don't know what
to do anymore. And one of them goes, so have
you ever been whooped like this? And the other guy
looks at me and goes, well, yeah, but not on television, and.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
They both just go.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
And it's like if you're Oklahoma and you watch that back,
you cry, that's good. But you know so one positive
from the weekend was the Ducks.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well it's good. Well we'll get excuse me, but we'll
get into more of that coming up and Drew Sports
Report here in about thirty minutes. All this week, we've
got tickets to go see who Beef Water.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
We're gonna go.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
We're gonna go see the Trans Siberian Orchestra, which is
an American treasure, don't they come.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Just pretty much every it's every Christmas.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Holiday tradition for you and your family. And we're gonna
set you up a free tickets to see the show.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Is there just one tso or are they like the
Blue Man Group?

Speaker 9 (02:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I think there, I believe.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
I believe it is too shows that travel simultaneously East
coast and West coast. That makes sense, it's two tours
going on.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So they are like the Blue Mang Groove, all right
but better? All right, Well, we'll have tickets to that
all week. And your first shouts coming up this morning
at seven thirty in the metside.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Stories. It's time to go around the room and sure
we think the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
And I'll just kick this one off. Man, after weeks
without a winner, it looks like two lottery tickets matched
all six numbers to win the nearly one point eight
billion dollar powerball jackpot. Yep, man, wow, And we're all here,
so you know it was none of us.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, and I never checked the tickets on the night
of the drawing, on especially Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm like, I'm not gonna let it ruin my night.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
If I won the lottery, I'll wake up and look
in the morning, and in the morning it's definitely not me.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, this was the second largest jackpot, the second largest
prize in US history. One ticket was sold in Missouri
and the other one was in Texas. Now, we may
never know who these people are because in both states
you're allowed to stay anonymous, which is exactly what I
would do. Same. I wouldn't tell anybody, but you would know.
I'd be wearing like a fur coat, pulling up the
taco bell in a monster truck. But yeah, I wouldn't

(04:09):
say anything. There'd be signs.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Did Tanner get a grill just.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Gold in my teeth. Yeah, but yeah, that's you know,
it was like I feel like it was like three
months without a winner, so.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
And then two once. It's funny how that happens. You know,
we just go over and over and then two.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
If you are one of the two, are you bombed?
It's like, really, I've just split this.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, they're still getting four hundred and ten million each,
I know, but you know it's better.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean it's one of those things like, oh, I
would have been sweet to get it all, but you're
cool with it.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
It's just a two way split, right, there's no other
nobody else got, like what one power ball.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
And there was a there was multiple players who want
two million dollars. But that's not a split. That's all
out of a different Oh, it doesn't come out of
the same no pot. Oh no, that pot is that part.
And then there were dozens more people who want a
million bumps. Yeah, so I would even be happy with
that too. I just give you something.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I'd be happy with fifty k, Like whatever the lowest
prize is, give me.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It would still whatever the lowest prices would still change
my life. Yeah. So all right, well more of those
stories don't want of Oh sorry, we're not even done yet.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
But it's just Tanner's big story today and.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Just very hurt.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
I didn't win.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I had a lot of eggs in that bask yes,
so today, but anyway, good luck on the on the
next prize. You know it's now reset to twenty million.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So so the big story to me outside of the
lottery is this guy was needing cash because he didn't win.
The elderly bank robber has been arrested in Salem. Now
it might be the most anti climactic bank robbery of
all time. There will be no movie made of this.
He walked Richard Gordon is from Washington, but he went

(05:42):
to Salem, walked into a bank and handed a teller
of note asking for two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's it, huh. As he walked out of the bank
and nearby bingo.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
So then he walks out of the bank and a
police officer just happened to be standing there, and he
just panicked and laid down on the.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Sidewalk, and then he was.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Arrested without incident, booked into jail in a robbery charge
at seventy five.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I feel kind of bad because like anyone going into
a bank stealing two hundred dollars like they probably needed it.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Don't feel so bad for this guy that maybe this
guy's old, you know, maybe just probably just wanted to
have a heartbeat and feel live again.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah yeah, or he just wanted a hot meal and
wants to go live there.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Do you even go to Do you even go to
jail for two hundred dollars or just you committed the crime,
committed a bank.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Robbery or whatever it is. Yeah, you're going to go
into prison.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Man. Well, at least I'll have a nice boloney sand
which waiting for him. I think the big story is
that Uber is testing out a new form of payment.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Guess what it is? Bitcoin no cash. Oh, we're going
back to the beginning.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
They have testing this new form of payment, which since
the dawn of Uber, you've never been able to pay
with cash. I remember back in the day, you couldn't
even give him a cash tip. But they've decided to
start trying this out La San Diego, Dallas, or Land
or the fore markets they're testing it in. But they
say this is going to help people who maybe don't

(07:05):
have a bank account and so can't pay any other way.
But drivers are worried that this could make them a
target for thieves behind on their taxes.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, a lot of people aren't going to be uge,
gonna be writting everything down, knock at that money. I hate, Like,
if I'm a driver, maybe it's maybe that's maybe that's
as good.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, I mean we had more cash around when the
man wouldn't taxes so much.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
But you still can't. I mean, the regular form of
payments is not going away. It's just if you don't
happen to have a bank account or a debit card
or something like that, you will now be able to
pay with cash and select markets. We'll see if it
goes more widespread.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, More on Are we done now?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Done? Excellent?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
More on the stories out one of five nine the
brew dot Com.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
They and beer? Is this Friday?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yar?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
It happened so cast I know it's been a long
time since we've had.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
One, but this one's creeped up on it. It feels
like it's crept up and I don't know if I'm ready.
We'll not ready, actually, Uh, well, we're close, but we
do have some things to prepare. Still, can we make
this announcement yet? Be Oh, for god.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
We teased it. We said today with.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
The day I'm gonna announce it. Anyway, Well I think
I'm just gonna do it.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
You don't, you do what.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
You gotta do. I'm just saying, all right.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I will view I might do it today, but I'm
so we should know that. Okay, all right, there we
have something planned and we want to announce it, but
it's like ninety nine approved, and so we don't have
like there's these guys are worried that if I say it,
I'm going to jinx it because that is.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Kind of sometimes the track record with how things go.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
But like even though beef water, you think it's you
think it's.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Confirmed, I think it's I think it's as close to
done as it can be.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Just got to wait for the.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Person to go, yeah, we're we're in agreement.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Here, forgot's sake. Anyway, We've got a lot of things planned.
One of them we can't talk about.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
We're tapping our foot, but eventually we're gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
But it's gonna be awesome. And and then of course.
We've got a lot of prizes at Elks Lodge to
give away on Friday morning. We've got four different flavors
of bacon to choose from.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
We've got Tana's going to sing us a great song
on a karaoke machine.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
We are going to do a karaoke contest. I don't
know that it's going to be great. I practiced a
little bit yesterday, and I was a little really practice.
I did practice.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
I was just working on the dance.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Now, it's the choreography that's harder to nail down.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Laura, I stayed at my girlfriend's house for the first
time over the weekend. She usually comes to save me.
She lives in Dallas, so it's like an hour and
twenty minutes away from me.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
So I had to from Dallas. Just different Dallas, yea different.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm from a Dallas, Texas. Yeah, from Dallas, Oregon.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, they're basically the same.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
They compare.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
So you were practicing your karaoke at her house.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, in the car on the driveway. It was a
long drive. So I watch this, babe, I did. She
asked if I could hear the song, and I told
her the song and I said, I'll maybe I'll record
it and play it for Maybe I'll just do it
for I don't know, but I want to see what
Like somebody thinks.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
I'll show you when I get the lighting rig done.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
This could be the situation with American Idol, like they
pick a good song thinking they're gonna kill it, and
then it's embarrassingly bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, but I appreciate a bad karaoke performance, Like that's
why I go to karaoke.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
See the bad ones, not the good one. I mean
the good ones are almost a little too cringe because
I get into it.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Yeah, I mean, it's all about that, right. I think
that's what karaoke is is just the commitment. It's not
not necessarily a good or bad thing.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's gonna be fun. Like we're just the whole idea
is just to have some fun. We're not trying to
win American Idol here. Yeah, We're gonna let the audience
choose to see who on the show it does the
best karaoke.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Okay, yeah, I'm definitely not thinking, especially with practicing going on,
I don't think I'm gonna win this. I just hope
not to be last. That's the only thing.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And the loser has to have a trans La crawl
on their.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, right, I mean that's okay. Everyone else besides Tanner
is fine.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah, you're like, I'm actively practicing let's talk about punishment.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Who knows? Man who honestly knows? Is like, I'm you know,
it's gonna be. It's the song that I plan on doing.
I don't think our listeners will. I don't think it's
something that's on the playlist.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Is your costume custom made?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Or is custom made?

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
And the ass is not there, It's just it's just out.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I imagine you're showing up like a little baby billy
baby bit and that would be awesome.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Go on, now, give me some tea from a throat.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Mass beery. Is that the song you're doing?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Think that's casey. I wish I should be misbehaving.

Speaker 10 (11:41):
All right.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
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Speaker 7 (12:04):
Well, we are, well, yes, they are doing a lot
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(12:25):
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You know, all the charities excuse me, that we work with,
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And you know, I've had a lot of eye care
as a kid, but if I couldn't afford it myself,
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Hyesight too is one of those things we take for granted,
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Speaker 11 (13:30):
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Yeah, I might know what that might be one of
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
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One of five nine in the brew dot com. All right,
Drew's got sports coming up next? What do you have, sir?

Speaker 4 (14:15):
If you thought the Seahawks had a bad beat, you'll
never guess what happened on Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
That's coming up. I want to tell you about my
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Speaker 12 (15:31):
And now Bruce Spruce, here's Drew Oh.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
It was a big day in the NFL.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Of course, just to day after getting some quality college
football down in Eugene. It felt like a good day
to dig in to start the NFL. Now, I just
had to have a ceremonious moment where red zone got
turned on. And then you know, Scott Hansen actually breaks
it down for you at the beginning when he whips
out the octobox.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
You're watching all all the games at once.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
It's almost like overload, and you know, you get a
couple of morning tickets going.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was a good time.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I did manage to hit a parlay in the morning,
but then.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
The NFL did what the NFL did and took most
of that money back.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't have a reverse, but it was all.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Right because at least I was playing with house money.
But the Seahawks getting the sour end of the stick
against the forty nine ers after their fans were so impressive,
so loud, it was like a jet was flying through
the place the entire game.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
But it falls just sure.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
But it was the nightcap that was crazy, as the
Bills scored sixteen unanswered points in the last four minutes
to get back into this game. And then Matt Prater,
the kicker, was not even on the team on Wednesday
he was sent out on a red eye on Thursday
because their kicker got hurt and so he had not

(16:55):
played at all. They ran him out onto the field
as time expired. He kicks the game winning field goal,
and this is after fans had left this they were down.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Sixteen with four minutes. People were going to go back
up the tailgate.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
After the game, Josh Allen, their superstar quarterback, said, this what.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Event taking the game winning field going a tough, weird
situation you don't see too often. He came in prepared,
ready to go. Our team didn't quit. I mean, I
think there's people that left the stadium that's okay, well
we'll be fine, but have some fight next time throwing
a bar.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
But the fans tonight, hopefully, I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
So you gotta gotta stay. You can't bailing your boys.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
She went, like the Bills have like the you gotta
have faith in the team.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
They were undefeated at home last year, Like give them
the respect that you're gonna at least watch the one
loss out.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I hope they all got caught in traffic. I'm sure
they did.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
And finally tonight it is Vikings Bears in Chicago. I
hope their fans leave early, as the Vikings are favored
by a point five to fifteen. Kick on ABC and
ESPN will break it down later on this morning.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
There's his sports, Thank you much. One thing that we
didn't mention yet is baseball Karen.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Maybe you've seen it in your feet over the weekend,
this woman who took the baseball from a kid at
the Phillies.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
At Marlins game. Yeah, and she is. I mean, no
matter what's going on in your life, you know, your
team lost over the weekend, or there's something personally going
on in your life, at least you didn't wake up
to be baseball Karen.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Because true, this woman is the most hated woman in
America today and she also apparently already lost her job
because of it.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Wow. So we'll play the audio. We'll get down into
it here in just a few minutes, and and well yeah,
we'll also put the video on their website at one
five nine to brew dot com. Bacon and Beer is
Friday morning. All the info right.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Here now, what's trending? All right?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I couldn't avoid this video over the weekend if I
wanted to. But the Phillies fan who was at the
Marlins game in Miami. Who she's theire calling her baseball Karen,
because who is it? Harrison Bader has hit a home
run and yeah, and so the you know, like everyone does.
There a bunch of people jump for it. There's always

(19:07):
a commotion, and somebody comes out victorious with the ball. Yeah,
high in the air. That's the game. Well, this dad,
who was in the same row the ball landed in,
he was a couple of seats down, ran over. There's
you know, people going for it. He grabbed the ball,
walked back to his seat and immediately gave it to
his son, who was probably I don't know, ten or
eleven years old something like that. And that's fair. That's
a fair game. Yeah. Well this baseball Karen just wasn't

(19:27):
having it. And she marched over there with that her
she's got the Karen haircut, Yes she does. I mean
Kate Goslin is looking at her, going, damn, that's a
Karen haircutt cut. But she bobs over there with that,
with that haircut, and she you know, in the clips,
I'll play the announcers reacting to it in a second.
But she's given him the business. Yeah, like she's in

(19:48):
the right here, and dad kind of like when he
turns around, she's right in his face, and he kind
of startled a little bit, and yeah, does a little
weird move with his hand.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, he got a little dramatic. But granted, you don't
think that a lady's going to come right up on you.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, so he doesn't want to hear it from this Karen,
and he just takes the ball out of his kids
and gives it back to the Karen and she storms off. Well,
the announcers see this.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
It was all on TV, so it's so awkward for you, Like,
what a bummer.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
You wake up and you're the most hated chicken America.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yeah, but you got the ball.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
She got the ball. But the kid got set up.
So the Marlins gave him a huge prize pack with
a bunch of goodies, and then he got a baseball
Marlin stuff. Though he's like, dude, I'm a Phillies fan. Yeah,
but still, and then got a baseball bat is what
I was going to say. Someone from the Phillies signed
a bat and gave it to him and they.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Took him backstage and the whole bit. So that was
a pretty good come up.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
For the kid.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh, and I believe that somebody's sending the kid to
the World Series.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
My god.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
So he's fine.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, so he's the kid set up. But you know,
but that's not the point. She had already done the crime, right.
Here's the moment the announcers caught it.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
The ball hit the fan.

Speaker 13 (20:57):
Ah, the Phillies fan came in and she's he stole
it from another Phillies fan.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh, it was fair and square. I mean, yeah, I
think he got that fair and square.

Speaker 14 (21:07):
Even whoa, oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
We have a little infighting here.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You know, he did give it to what I would
assume he is his son.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Maybe okay, did give it to the young that this
lady's got to get it under control.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
The girl.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
In the left hand side of the screen, she's laughing,
finally gives the ball back to her.

Speaker 15 (21:35):
What is going on, Hey, guys, Well, I'm out here
in the outfield, and you hear all those chairs, that's
all The fans are very excited because the Marlins. What
we caught on our television screens, on our on our cameras, guys,
was a kid being his home rown ball being taken.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Away from this This is where the cameras catch the Marlins.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Given a little bit bag of good, he's.

Speaker 15 (21:54):
Back in some baseballs to make up for the incident
that we caught.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
And she does this all right in front of the
care Yeah, and I bet she's Do you think that
she's just that much of a Karen that she still
think she's in the right.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Probably. I think she's probably digging herself, digging her heels
in a little bit. Yeah, here's the moment. So if
you want to, here's a video that was taken from
the perspective of the Karen. You can actually hear what
she's saying to the dad. This video has gone viral
on the talk as well.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
You heard someone go you suck fine, she'd lost the room.
I mean, when when that's happening to you just exit
stage left.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
And also her voice is like nails on a chalk's
like she is like a real true Karen. The haircut,
the voice, the attitude.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
She may be trained at the Karen Academy.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay, So my question is, though, say that dude did
rip the ball from her hands, does she have the
right to go over and demand the ball?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I don't think so. This happened to me at a
winter Hawks game. I was behind the goalie. It was
like three or four rows back behind the goalie, and
the puck went over. I had it in my hands
for a second, but it was icy and it slipped
out of my hand. The person behind me got it,
and I was like fourteen years old.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
And just the way it goes, it's it's fair game
until clear possession, right, Like the scrum is on until
someone holds it up clean, like like the predator ripped
out a heart and holds out the sky exactly when
that heart is pumping in the hand, it's over.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
You don't go retackle, but that initial scrum is game on.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Yeah, I think she lost it as soon as people
realize it's adult versus kid. I think you're already on
the app.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's not you're old, an old lady, or you know
whoever it is. It's this is for the kids.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Well, yeah, it doesn't really, I don't know. It's all
about the attitude, like her just storming over there and
screaming at that man over a baseball.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
In front of his child.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Now, now her career is over, do we feel that
that is fair? I don't know how, because she got fired, right, that's.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
What we're hearing. And if that's the truth, then I
don't know. I feel aggressive people's lives being destroyed over
an incident at a baseball game. The whole world's already
telling you. I think the internet embarrassments enough.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
She doesn't.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
I can also make an argument for we saw what
your personality actually really.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Is because she worked at a school.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
You let that out of the bag, and now maybe
that's the straw that broke the camel's back. They probably
already wanted her out of there, and they go, all right,
now we.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Got to reach She could have a thick file already.
She works out of school, and she's desensitized and doesn't
care about these guys.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I would say that if she was like every student's
favorite teacher and had a great reputation, maybe that wouldn't
have been the case. But it does seem like maybe
they were already trying to get rid of it.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
When nobody comes to your defense, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, let's go to line one real quick. It's Tanner
join Laura. Good morning.

Speaker 16 (24:54):
Hey.

Speaker 17 (24:54):
I don't hope you guys saw that other videos from
that game. She was cutting some other guy out earlier
and she her the entire section. So I agree she
shouldn't be docs, you know, but I think she as Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I do think that people need to realize, like you're
on camera at these events.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Also, it's a baseball game. We're here to have a
good time, like calm down and.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
There to win and get balls.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
And if she's willing to do that in front of
a crowd, you know, one on one with a kid
at a school could be a real menace.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Well, she's got the haircut for it. I mean, listen,
there's a reason that calm Karen haircuts. You know what
I mean. I mean, we all went.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Had teachers and administrators that had had it and they've
been working there too long and it was just hell
because they had had it.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
But a great notion of her driving home thinking like
I got the victory, I won, I came out, I
stood up.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
For myself and the next day and you're the devil, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I bet she still thinks.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
So she seems like the type of person who probably
believes that the world is doing her wrong and she
doesn't deserve any of it.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
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Speaker 16 (26:19):
Oh, I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
He's saying that, Karen, she is a nuts on repeat.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
I mean not everyone can be Mick d Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
All right, we've got the video. We'll put it up
online in just a second. It'll be there before this
song is over. It's Ozzy on one to five, nine
to brew.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
You're listening and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Bacon of Beers this Friday morning, y'all, it's a decade
of debauchry. We're so uh, you know, thankful that all
these people, all these listeners have been you know, coming
to these for all these years. I can't believe we've
made it to ten. Yeah. No, and it's all happened
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who shows up gets free bacon. We've got four different

(27:14):
flavors of bacon to choose from. A lot of prizes,
a lot of crazy contests going down, a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
We haven't even mentioned yet, which you know we're gonna
hopefully get to it today. Yes, and also a karaoke
contest between everyone on the show and yeah, that should
be a disaster. Yeah, that's what we'll be checking out
in itself.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
It'll cleanse the palate from the metal scream.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Competition, right, yeah, yes it will. What song you're gonna do?
Have you decided to be thought?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
I haven't decided fully.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
If you got five days, I know, but I don't
need to rehearse like you do.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
I hit it and quit it.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
You're just gonna raw dog, you know.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, that's what I'm doing too. It's gonna just gonna
sing a song.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I haven't even decided what song I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
See, yeah, you're the only one who's putting like why.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I'm like, I'm not losing this competition. I think I might,
you know, because Laura, I think you're talking about doing
lose yourself that God be funny.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
And yeah, and I'm gonna I'm really gonna show.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Off my skin.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Yeah, like I said, I think it all comes into
the dance number.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, I do think it's about the performance. It's not
just you know, you're singing from.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Yes, I worry about the karaoke setup.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Like you know, we've got an actual karaoke DJ there again.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I know, but you've been to karaoke where your knobs
are wrong? Yeah, I wrong knobs.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, the knobs. Just make sure their knobs are taken
care of. If you could let me examine your knobs.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
You guys are on your own to handle it. However
you need your setup to be I roll with it.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, we'll see Friday morning. It's all happening Elks Lodge
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out there. All right, I wanna. I want to ask
you guys this, and it's kind of like a demented
dark question. Okay, we love these Uh could you eat

(29:02):
a human being if you had to in a situation
where you know you were starving and there was no
other choice. Could you could you carve up a human
being and need it? The reason we asked is because
Laura was just listening to a podcast about this.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, I think we all know the story about the I.
I mean, I can't pronounce the name. You're a Guay
and is that how we decided people of Uruguay. This
story of the rugby team who crashed in the Alps,
not the Alps, the Andes way back in the day, in.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
The like the sixties, and this is the classic story. Yeah,
and a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
People died, but many of them were still alive when
they crash landed, but one by one they were kind
of dying off and they ended up eating each other.
And it's a story of cannibalism. But I was listening
to a podcast about it, and I realized it's a
much more beautiful story. It's much more complex than just
a story of people eating each other. It's like, uh,
it's like people give their bodies to allow other people

(30:04):
to live.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, like they didn't do my choice, No, I mean no,
but they did, though they talked about it beforehand.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
They were like, look, if I die and you don't
eat me, I'm gonna come after you from my grave
because you need to stay alive and my body is
going to be ky the nourishment.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
To do that.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
But the if I die, not like Lord of the
Flies stuff like, because cannibalism.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
When you hear it, you think of I'm gonna go
mal Tanner. Yeah, and eat. I can murder somebody and
then they eat the body.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I think that it's a totally different thing if we're
dying of starvation and you're already dead.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
But the question remains, I'm going to eat you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
If I'm gonna die, just promise me to eat Curtis first.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I would prefer not to eat you.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I'm gonna try and eat every piece of dirt and
berry and whatever I find before I eat any body.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, well, they were frozen. That's the question we're gonna
ask this morning. I know it's I know it's demented,
it's a little more morbid, but but we want to know,
could you eat a body if you had to, if
you know, not not by like a murder situation, like
survival situation. Yeah, you know you're you're playing crash landed
and you literally have no food. There is no food.
You are all freezing to death.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
You need sustenance if you're going to get out and
try to escape and survive on your Own's for heat.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
To meat seem a little gamy eight sixty six four
four five one of five nine is in number. You
can also shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio
app or a text message through our McLoughlin Cheverley text line.
We were talking about it off their guys. There's no
way I could do it. You're a bit of a
picky eater. I can't see it. I couldn't see it happening.
There's no way I could do it because that requires

(31:42):
dismembering the body and like cutting it up. But I
couldn't get through that if somebody else because what they did.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I've learned so much by listening to this podcast excellently
to start the day, by the way, But what they
did is one person was like kind of cutting off pieces.
He put those pieces out in this on to dry
them out, so it ended up being just like jerky.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
And then he brought them back.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
In and are they didn't even cook it, and they
didn't have anything to cook.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
With, and they're in the snow like they're all freezing today. Well,
the nice thing about the bodies being frozen is they're
all on ice.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's true, so they're not rotting.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, so you I mean what because if we're in
the jungle, I got about forty minutes to.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Decide if I'm eating you or not. Sure, going to
be really stinky.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, and it's gonna get nasty and you're gonna get sick.
But I just I know, I could see myself just
withering away and dying.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
You know, I am picky and my picky eater, but
I just couldn't see myself eating a person. Also, it's
not healthy to eat people.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I was, okay, we're not talking about healthy.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
This is your only choice. So I look this up
high and saturated fat. It says repeatedly eating human meat
is extremely dangerous and can lead a fatal and unrelatable,
untreatable diseases called kuru. Other serious health risks include exposure
to infectious diseases and imbalanced nutrition.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I would guess anytime you eat your own across all species,
it's a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I say once in the body that the prions trigger
the normal proteins to misfold, leading to the formation of
clumps in the brain. This causes the brain tissue to
become riddled with holes. But taking a sponge likes taking
on a sponge like.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
That, I feel like this is probably like eating people
exclusively over time, like the whole purpose of them.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Can't say repeatedly, repeated It's like they.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Are trying to build strength so they can escape one
not like this is going to be their diet forever.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, one summer in the Andes Mountains eaten, so no
more than a quad.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Okay, true, you would definitely do it if you had.
I'm dying, yes, Laura, I don't know. I would definitely
want my body to be eaten.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Like yeah, I'm like, hey, guys, if I die, go crazy,
But I I'm kind of like you tann where it's
I might and it's less about eating the meat of
a human being and more about, like, I don't know
if I would have the will to live anyway.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
It's like this sucks. I don't want to survive. Just
put me out of my misery.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I feel like Laura would taste like lentils and oat milk.
You know, it wouldn't really hit I wonder well, beef
three months ago beef would have been the delicious ham waiting,
but he's all withered away.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Now tastes like a bag. I think I'd probably be
pretty taste. I'm sure you're dad.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh is that a little Caesars?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Right?

Speaker 7 (34:33):
I would be worried that it would make me sick, though,
I mean, granted, you're fighting for your life, but I
would be very concerned about eating it and getting sick
and then and then soccumbing to the I could see
myself like just getting the thought of it grossing me
out the day, you know, a day or two later,
like coud I just eat a person?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
And then I would throw thet if you're eight days
without food at this point.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
So if we're eating pieces, i'd try and be respectful.
I wouldn't be like eating your face. I'd be like
a on your thigh for a while. I mean, eventually
I keep eating, I'm gonna be getting it.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
It's too bad.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
It's too bad these guys were rugby players, because they
were all probably in pretty good shape.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I would rather like, you want a little fat content, Yeah,
a big faty piece you look like, try tip.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Could you eat a person if you were in a
survival situation, you know you were gonna die. You haven't
eaten an eight nine, ten days and your buddy already passed,
and what are you gonna do? He said it was okay.
He said he wanted you to eat him. Yeah, yeah,
grab a leg. It was his dying wish. Let me
call court because I have a feeling I think he'd
eat it.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I do too, because I think he's like he can't
make lots.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
In the survival mode, He's gonna he might.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
He might just kill you. He's also resourceful, so I
feel like he would. He'd have some good idea. Befoy,
Do you think he's gonna say yes?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:46):
I think for the sake of survival, he would say yes.
I would do it and make a nice stew.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Why isn't the phone ringing there? It was weird? You
just have to will it.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Ring?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Hey, what's warning? Hey, we're talking about cannibalism.

Speaker 16 (36:06):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Would you do it? Yeah? Would you eat a body
if you had to?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (36:13):
If I'm second the abes and I'm freezing to death, yeah, absolutely,
and I'm eating all four of you.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Well okay, then if that's the easy answer, the tough
question is who's most delicious?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Hmm, that's a good question.

Speaker 18 (36:28):
Yeah, and I'm guessing beef.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
I would go Casey just because so long he was
into the fat food.

Speaker 16 (36:34):
Yeah, I mean he was into the fast food.

Speaker 18 (36:35):
He's probably still got some of that flavoring in there.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
I'm internally marinated with like MSG and yeah, all the
good stuff, the stuff they're banning, but not when you
have beef water for lunch, be or court.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Could you actually like cut the body up and you know,
dry the skin out in the sun and you do
you could do the whole process or would you just
eat it?

Speaker 18 (36:55):
I mean if I was hungry enough, yeah, I would.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
I would get over it. I would definitely get over it.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
I would.

Speaker 19 (37:00):
I would be hacking, chewing, biting.

Speaker 18 (37:02):
Whatever I had to do to stay alive.

Speaker 19 (37:04):
So yeah, I have no problem with that.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well forever to plane crash, guys, I'll probably be the
first to die because I'm not going to do it,
and you more than welcome to feast on me. People
are just sitting watching like it's fine not to eat.
I'd not just sit there. I'm not going to do
it myself. You're all gross, disgusting people. But I totally
give you permission to eat me.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
If if that happens, done and done, I just hope
whoever's like cooking it can marinate it so I don't
taste it.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Put some salt on it. Fifty eight to fifty eight
sent a text in and said, no way in hell
I could eat a human. I'd gag. I gag when
I'm skinning an elk or a deer, So there's no
way I could do it. Zero zero eight two says
if you're literally starving, anyone could do it. I agree
with that.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Yeah, I think your brain would shift into a different gear.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Twenty three ninety six says, oh, hell yeah, I would
do it. I would be gathering berries and dirt for things,
for seasoning and digging it pill there's snow, berries and dirt.
You are under feet of snow in the Andy's amount. Well,
he said. This guy said he would do it for
seasoning and digging a pit and roast that sucker like
a Hawaii pig. Uh wow. And then I would cut

(38:09):
the fingers off and make some dank popsickles. Anybody got
some peppa now.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Those fingers sickles will be fine at forty below. Yeah,
it's about the only thing you can make on his list.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
We'll keep fat. Thora says you wouldn't have to eat
anybody if they would put those damp peanuts back on
the flights. I don't care about your nut allergy. I'm
trying to survive exactly.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
My god, And weren't those guys like cut like eating
the rations in the first couple of days, like it
went suck.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yeah, and the first night they drank five bottles of wine.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, that's not a good guy. Remember in Flight of
the Phoenix, they those guys were the one guy was
hiding some water. Yeah, well you gotta out. Yeah with
the snow, I guess you can just melt that. And
the only thing they got. This one says I would
eat a I absolutely would eat a person in a
dire situation. If I had a friend who lost a
body part and it was not able to be reattached,
I'd want to try it.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Oh so wow, that's just morbid curiosity.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
And that's like I'm eating that in front of you, dude,
I want you to see me eat your hand.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
It's gonna be like a turkey leg, but it's gonna
be your leg.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
It's fine though, it's gonna be detached. You don't feel
a thing, all right, Court, I think you'd probably be kidding.
You would probably be pretty gainy.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I imagine. Yeah, yeah, I bet, I bet, I bet
Court would have a nice flavor.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
No, no, you know, when they cut into that, I
p as that turkey and National lampoons.

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Speaker 12 (39:42):
Hey, brew crew, fat Thor here update my daughter's car
have been.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh I don't want to say that because we haven't. Yeah,
I'm gonna dump that spoiler aler. I don't want him
to ruin the story. Yeah, dump fat Thor ruined his
own story. Yeah, we got more talkbacks here through the
app's glitching a little bit. But here, could I eat somebody?

Speaker 17 (40:03):
Absolutely?

Speaker 20 (40:04):
Somebody I don't know, perfect starving, of course, totally.

Speaker 17 (40:09):
I could totally do it.

Speaker 14 (40:10):
The question is, could you eat.

Speaker 15 (40:11):
Somebody that you know?

Speaker 20 (40:12):
Or better yet, say I lost my arm in an
industrial laccident for some reason, the dot can't sew it
back on. If I came to you and said they
can't do anything with my arm, I'm gonna chop it
up and cook it.

Speaker 17 (40:27):
Will you share my arm with me?

Speaker 6 (40:31):
That wants to eat his own arm?

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Yeah, I'm not eating curious any arm unless I am
absolutely die.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, if there is food in the refrigerator or a
grocery store down the street, I am not eating.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I can eat myself right like if you did, if
that were to happen, that you were to lose your arm,
There's no way it would happen if you eat yourself,
like with something. It's like in a social network. But
I got trouble for feeding chicken.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
And the chicken, yeah, it was gonna say, would parts
of your body regrow?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Eat your Oh we're not lizards.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
Look, look, I ate three pieces of meat. I've got
another toe.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
I think I would be hopelessly hoping that my arm
would be reattached and it would just sit there and
rot next to me.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, yeah, all right? Could you eat a human in
a survival situation? Laura's been listening to this podcast where
these these the what is the lacrosse team?

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Rugby rugby team? They crash and they had to start
eating each other. Could you do that? Eight six, six,
four four five one o five nine. It's Tanner Drew
and Laura on the Brew He.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Portland's rock station, one of five nine The Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. So Laura has been listening to this
podcast about these this rugby team that crashed.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
It was like in the sixties or something. They're playing crash. Yeah,
and it was like in the Alps and the and Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
It was a very big story and the focus was
on the fact that, uh, they all ate each other. Yeah,
but it's so much deeper story than that. Ten out
of ten will recommend this podcast. It's quite the survival story,
to be honest.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
So, yeah, we want to know could you do this?
Could you actually eat a body, a human being if
you were in the situation. We're not talking about like
a domer type situation, We're talking about a survival situation.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I could not. I couldn't do it. I would see
myself just withering away and dying. Some people say my
survival instinct would kick in, But I don't know, man,
I don't think I could do the process. At least
maybe if somebody handed me the jerky.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
And you also, when you start to die of starvation,
you start to become delusional and so like in your delusion,
just to convince myself, it's say I'm going to eat
this chicky.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
In the podcast, they talked about one of the guys.
I'm assuming he survived, but I haven't gotten that far yet.
He described the moment when he started having like a
hunger for human meat. He looked he was looking at
a raw like an open wound on one of his
friend's legs. Yeah, and his appetite heightened, and that was

(43:01):
the moment when he's like, oh my god, I gotta
get that person.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
And that's so I'm saying, that's when the switch flips,
Like you're looking at a scenario that is normally going.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
To gross the normal person out, seeing.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
An open wound on a human being, and you look
at it and.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Go do Yeah, your mouth is starting to water.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
It's crazy what we'll do?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I guess in in those moments, let's go to is
this Lauren.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Right?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
What's going on? Sorry? Would you eat a body?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (43:36):
Yeah, you know, survival, survival of the greatest and sometimes
can't do what you gotta do. In the movie you're
talking about, it's called I believe it's a movie called
that Alive.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yes, yep, there's a book and a movie and I
think we're both called alive.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Sounds pretty good.

Speaker 19 (43:53):
And it's actually what a soccer team, uh not a
It was a soccer team that pressed in though the Andes.
And that was actually one of my very first movies.
I start growing up as a kid and my brother
was like, hey, this was kind of weird, but if
you want to check it out.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I was like, sure, so you would, So you would,
you'd recommend this film. Gonna be honest, I think this
guy's already eating people.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
Yeah, what would you start with?

Speaker 19 (44:22):
Well, I mean if you have by yourself with no food,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, that's true. Probably times called for desperate measures. All right, buddy, thanks,
you're creeping on me out.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I'm gonna go. We do have some talk pic messages
coming into our iHeartRadio, but we want to know could
you eat a body, a human, a human being, a
human body if you had to survival situation?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Good morning, b a crew.

Speaker 21 (44:43):
I have decided from now on, whenever I travel, I'm
going to carry those little salt and pepper packets with
a little bit of hot sauce just in case things
go south.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I got some little bit of seasoning with me. And uh,
you know the other way around too.

Speaker 21 (44:58):
If I go south, then you know, let's spice me
up a little hair, you know, tear it up on
the way out, you know.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
What I mean.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, I do think b fater would taste a little
better with some A one. Yeah. It is good to
be prepared always.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Another talk back to her up.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
You end last week talking about all these depressing things
that make people cry at work, and now you start
this with talking about eating dead people.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Way to go, guys.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
It's eating them in a pinch, yeah, yeah, and a
serious pinch.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Another talk back to the.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
Morning Brew crew. Could I eat somebody?

Speaker 11 (45:33):
Yeah, I mean I guess if my chances of surviving
and being found were high, then yes.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
But you know, if I'm just going to die with
the rest of them out in the elements, and.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You probably know, and you're going to be like, let's
get this over with.

Speaker 11 (45:49):
On the other hand, if you do eat some money
and you're saved, how's that to your mentality for the
rest of your life?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, I think that would mess with you for sure.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
And other people are gonna be that, you know, you
would think they're like, oh my god, he's back. It's
a miracle. And then as soon as they find out
you ate people, they're like, oh, you're weird now, really right,
because even if.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
You're like, no, I'm not, I'm back to normal.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
No.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
The reason I'm here is because I ate Joseph.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Like when a dog first tastes blood, Yeah, you can
never come back. Put it down. Zero zero eight two
says cut them in a frozen bite, frozen bite sized
pieces and just swallow them. Eighteen twenty nine says I
do it after missing two meals. I need a human thing.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Okay, the frozen little chunks is not a bad idea, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
You're swallowing those with water, like, yeah, that's how I
swallow that chicken heart. I just yeah, I just swallow.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
What if it's like an M and M situation, melts
in your mouth not in your hand, like you gotta
be careful.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, could you ever eat a human? Twenty eight sorry? Yeah?
Twenty eight twenty four says definitely bring on the Steve
Kebobs pups for your calls and talkbacks coming up in
a few minutes. Also, we do have some TSO tickets
all this week. We're gonna play the five and ten
game coming up next, so we need callers ten and
eleven on the phone. Eight six six four four five,

(47:07):
one oh five nine. We will play that right after
Queen Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
You're listening, Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Laura would just like to say that she's been validated
that last caller said it was a soccer team.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
It was not.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
It was a rugby team.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
I looked it up Encyclopedia and Britannica says it was
a rugby.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
It's funny because when he said it wasn't a rugby team,
it was a soccer team, Laura whisper.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
She just mouths, that's not true, and it's like you
you don't want to have to like battle on your hill.
But right, I know, I'm right.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
We were right.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Well, Beef, it wasn't gonna say anything, Oh.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Sorry, you were gonna tell me that I was right
and that I oh, I agree.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Yeah, you were right.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
But it was funny that the way to let him
have it, You went, okay, fine, you and your brother
watched a weird movie.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
It can the story can be yours. I'm just telling
you what I heard this morning.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, it's factual information. We wanted to know, could you
eat a body in a survival situation like your buddy
died and you didn't have any food like this this
rugby team that had their plane crash and I can't
remember where it was any andy, and andyes, so this
was back in the sixties, I guess nineteen seventy two.
So we're going to be sticklers. So yeah, Laura has
been listening to this podcast about it, and she's like,

(48:23):
I don't know if I could eat a person, and
I was like, I don't. I don't think I could
eat a person, even if I was dying. I could
just see myself withering away and not doing it. And
this one, this text comes from twenty two eight. It says,
when I was overseas, we unfortunately learned that human flesh
smells like under circuit it smells like under certain certain circumstances.
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Oh, they probably found out what it smells like under
certain circumstances.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Well, but frozen situation frozens. I feel like it's all right. Well,
this person says someone I someone I know still can't
eat Chinese barbecue pork because of the smell.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
So yeah, that's he obviously countered somebody that had been burned,
which is would be a terrible smell.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah awful.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
By the way, sixteen of those kids were rescued, so.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
It's impressive to last that long on human thigh and
butt cheek. They celebrated at a Brazilian steakhouse. I bet
they didn't. There's a lot of talk decks still coming in.
Let me get to a few of these before we
play our game. Hang on, here we go more than
group Croup pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
The name of the movie they did about it was.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Called a Love. Yeah, we got that, we got that,
we got that. We got a lot of text messages
from press nineteen three a classic.

Speaker 22 (49:31):
He's just go back to the plane and get some
of those people. They're already cooked. If that's not an option,
I don't think i'd have the will to live long
enough to be one of the people eating the other people.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, I think they'd be hard for me to do. Man,
just the mental thing me out of my misery.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Yeah, the raw thing. It makes it so much harder.
Like any can't cook it, anything cooked. You can be like, oh,
well we cooked the life out of that.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, because like I could see myself, you know, I
used to watch Survivor Man and he would eat bugs
right out of the tree. And he would, you know,
sometimes you do it raw and that would want to
throw up. But when he cooked it, I was like, Okay,
I think I could do that. Start, I could cook
a bug and maybe eat it. It's a little bit
more understandable when there's fire. But there's no fire up there.
Here's another talk.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
About Warren Brecrue. This is Big John.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
You know, I don't think I can eat anyone.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I'll just starve to death, honestly.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
Yeah, that's kind of gross.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah, it is kind of gross. And me and you
and me Big John can just hug each other as
we slowly wither away for a little longer than everyone else.
All Right, it's time to play the five and ten Girls.
But this actually is the Christmas edition since we're giving
away Trans Siberia Orchestra tickets, so it's going to be

(50:49):
Christmas theme this week. We're gonna, yeah, you know, play
the five and ten game with Christmas themed questions. Let's
meet our contestant here, calling from Gresham. His name is Dalton.
What's up, bro?

Speaker 23 (51:03):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You really want to go to Trans Siberian Orchestra coming
up at the Motor Center and uh November November twenty
third and this is one and before you can buy
him right, be correct, sos aren't even sell yet. Bro,
he's super stoked.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
He cannot wait. It's bursting at the seams with excitement.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
All right, Bro, you've got ten seconds to name five
things in the category that I give you. And again,
today is Christmas themed. Today's sir, your category are rein deer.
You have ten seconds to name five of Santa's reindeer
and your ten seconds begins now.

Speaker 16 (51:40):
Brutal prancer, dance, dancing.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
That was a good star and dancer both.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, that's not it.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
I think technically he said dancing, but who's count.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, dancing, trancing. Wait, let me take one of his
you await, let him have one.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
He mixed vixen and dancer.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Perhaps you think I'm with beef he got one of those.
It's sounded like he was naming strippers, to be honest.
All right, dude, sorry, you got to listen to us.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Give your tickets to TCO to somebody who's just sitting
there doing nothing else at TCOs. Did I say t whatever? Whatever?

Speaker 6 (52:20):
It's the people that are left for credence, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Let's go to Lewis Good morning, Lewis, good morning. You're
going to T T S O. There it is, Yes, yes, bro,
thank you. You're gonna experience the flames and the lasers. Yeah,
these are winning before he could buy us. So congratulations, Lewis.
We'll get you your tickets.

Speaker 17 (52:43):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
We will have another pair coming up tomorrow morning. And
I do believe you got a shot online at one
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rocking minutes now through weather.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
One oh five nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.
Uh real quick bacon. A beer decade of Debauchery's coming
up this Friday, first once since February. It's our tenth
anniversary and it's all going down at Elk's Lodge in Milwaukee.
It's right off McLoughlin. I guess right on McLoughlin. Yeah,
but we'll be there. But you know, broadcasting live between
six and ten am Friday morning. Lots of prizes, lots

(53:30):
of contests and metal scream contest between listeners, and.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
If you don't come, we're gonna take it personal.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Yeah, and everyone who does show up gets free bacon,
and we've got all kinds of good flavors to try.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I mean, it's just a great idea in general.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
And we're still waiting on confirmation for this other, big,
massive thing that we're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
I like how you look at it like I'm the
one hold lot.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I'm waiting for you to give me the green light.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
So yeah, if you want, you can announce it right now.
If you want to pay for it, I'm that's the
exchange rate we're dealing with.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
No, no, I can't do it. Okay, it's a bit
bumpy from your long why you gotta hit me in
the wall. So anyway, it's happening this Friday. We're also
having a karaoke contest between everyone on the show, and
you guys are going to decide who the best one
is and it's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 17 (54:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
So coming out a decade of debauchery, celebrate ten years
of bacon and beer with us Friday morning. Yes, coming
up next, we're going to talk about the story that
went viral at the end of the week last week.
I guess these nurses and maybe even a couple of doctors,
I'm not sure. But these nurses were fired from their
job because when patients would come in, they would sit
on the you know the paper or whatever, you know,

(54:38):
the medical table that you'd lay on, it's got a
paper on it that they usually little table diaper yeah, yeah,
that little toilet.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Doily thing yeah, toilet, yeah, that is what it's made
total is Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
And so some people, I guess patients would come sit
down and leave some sort of stain. I don't know
if it's a poop stain or skid mark.

Speaker 10 (54:56):
Look.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Yeah, And what they would do, these these nurses would
take pictures with it and put it on the internet
on like TikTok, I can't be doing that. They would
like sit next to the stain and smile and like
put a thumbs up skid selfie.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yeah, hashtags kits. Wow, that's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
So yeah, we'll tell you the full story. Coming up.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Her face closer to it.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
We take a picture real quick.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Put your face some people got really close.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
You know, why are you being difficult?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
Put your face next to the stain.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
We'll talk about an next time. We want to know
what is the worst thing you've ever seen a doctor do?
Nine eight nine seven.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
That's a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line, or you can call
us eight six six four four five one oh five nine.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
It's Tanner to and Laura on the Brew and Laura,
what's the worst thing you've ever seen a doctor do?
Eight six six four four five one oh five nine
is the phone number. I remember one time the worst
thing I've ever seen a doctor do, Like my own
personal doctor, I had a I went to an E

(55:54):
and T in your nose and throat doctor years ago
and I was having some issues with like you just
felt like the fluid in my ear or whatever, and
I'm explaining my symptoms to him. And this doctor, for one,
was a thousand years old. I mean, the guy, I
wouldn't be surprised if he's passed by now. He was
so old because this was a long time ago. Yeah,
but he yeah, he was so old. I remember they

(56:14):
were open wounds on his hands. Oh. I didn't understand, Like, Stata.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
You're at a doctor and they have medical issues. It's
tough because are you taking care of you? Like, aren't
you supposed to be the picture of health.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
It threw me off because like I just kept looking
at the open wounds and I tell my symptoms and
the dude literally right in front of me, turns around
and googles everything I just said to him.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Now, I've experienced a similar thing minus the wounds on
the doctor, but I had. I guess technically my current doctor,
who I'm in the midst of trying to find a
different one, does this a lot too.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Where you're talking it's just like at least going to
your office and make me feel like you're going through
a textbook.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
But I mean, do you know he's watching like YouTube
tutorials or is he just like making I know, I.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Think what this guy did, because this was like sixteen
seventeen years ago, I think he probably you know, just
looked at like whatever came up with the symptoms, like,
well this sounds like it's.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
This, Yeah, the basic googling of it all.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, it's like, bro, I've already web md'd myself, like
I'm here because I need real answer.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, I went to web md and that's why I
believe I have six kinds of cancer. You're supposed to
walk me back. But he didn't do anything for me.
I mean, the guy helped me none. So it was
really like, Wow, now I owe you three hundred and
fifty dollars. Nice, but that's nothing like these nurses who
have been busted for taking pictures with stains that patients

(57:35):
would leave on their their tables. Table doily. Yeah, so
the paper that you get on you go into a
doctor's office and there's a little table that you lay
down on and they examine you and there's parchment paper. Yeah,
it's like a like a paper that they just used
to protect this.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
So you would put cookies on when you're baking.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
We all don't want our butt on the same slabs,
So get a little doily like you would on a toilet.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Right, So what happens is some people would come in.
I don't know if people would poop pants like in
the doctor's office, or if they already poop their pants,
and then they sit down on the paper and they wonder.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
If it's just like like a skid mark like residuals.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yeah, they have spread cheeks.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
And now some of the some of the stains that
were really but when they're there, they're sick, they're having
some medical issues, so I bet you a lot of
them are just sliding off. It's kind of like when
a little kid with no underpants slides off the corner
of a bed and you're like, what happened?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
Or maybe it's just an aggressive prostate exam.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
You know, you never you never know, right, or I
guess some things there are Yeah, I mean there are
other bodily fluids that could be released.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Well, they would have just.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Had a colonoscopy and you go to get up, and
they would take pictures with the stains, like giving a
thumbs up and a smiley face and like rate the stain.
Dozens yeah, right, dozens of nurses would gather around the
stain and then I'll take a photo and they would
post them on TikTok. Well, multiple healthcare workers now in
Santa Barbara have been fired after TikTok videos mucking patients

(59:02):
and uh and and like you know it just they
would show the soiled paper and some people got really
close to the stains.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yeah, you can probably smell it.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
I'm fine with them being fired for this, By the way,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Yeah, I mean even if and like it's not the
right thing to do regardless, but even if you take
a picture and.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
You show your coworker and you're like, bro, check this out.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Don't post it on the internet. Like what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Have we not learned our lesson?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
And if I see that on the internet, like like,
oh that's the nurse I just I was just saw
yesterday and oh that's that's room that's room three. Yeah,
and like I was, it just seems very okay. It
makes me think that the the environment that the nurses
and doctors have about patients in that office are not great,
like they kind of look down on them.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
Well, and I like talk about a hippo violation, like no.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
You can nobody.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
There's no argument in here for a suspension before a career.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
End now, because I think that's breaking your patients trust
and that's the biggest that's big.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
And I do think you could probably go and get
another job in this situation.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
And I think this field in particular offers a little
less grace, you know what I mean, Like the medical
field I think should be taken seriously at all times.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah, you're held to a higher standard. So I guess
the TikTok videos have been deleted, but of course the
internet's forever, so some people still have them on the internet.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Damage is done, but yeah, they you know, it began
with a photo of smiling staff with an on screen
caption that says, our patient's allowed to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
You guys gifts? Oh oh man, yikes. And you know
are they now when they were putting the pictures up,
was it like it's this patient or was it they
just say patients? Yeah? I mean that's good.

Speaker 17 (01:00:41):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
You know they thought because they weren't dropping names, that
they were going to be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, you come over here. You can see some of
the photos. Boy, that one's really yea, what is that?
Someone poop their pants? I mean never good when you
look at a photo and you ask what it is.
So that one is you can see the stain there, Yeah,
they're all gathered around it. The lady up hears got
a superhero pose. She's doing a superhero pose above it.

(01:01:10):
Why are they? Why are they all together? Here's another one.
This one is the lady who got really close to
the stain. That's not even a lot though, Like, oh,
here's another one. Here's this lady that's like the size
of an ice cream sandwich. That's okay, but she's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Got that is definitely though from a female, right, I
don't know, like are we thinking that because this is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Just like I've never done anything have you done this before?

Speaker 23 (01:01:37):
Maybe not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I'm just thinking it looks like it just seems like diarrhea.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Look, we all had a good scare.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
That was that's not that's a scare. I mean that.
I'd hate to see the full Monty. Let's go to Lloyd.
Is this Slloyd? Yeah, good morning, sir.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
So.

Speaker 18 (01:01:57):
I can't quite comment on the stain thing. But I
worked in an emergency department for quite a few years,
and the whole social media has taken down a lot
of people because.

Speaker 16 (01:02:09):
Nurses would go and post things about a patient thinking, oh,
I didn't use the patient's name, but they have a
Facebook profile and where they were, and it's a hipo violation, right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Crazy, Yeah, I think any owner anything that involves like
you outing patient's personal information, even if you're not an
outing the patient, you know, like, if I know that
that's me, like I was there, I'd feel ashamed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Well, and if you are posting a picture of yourself
with scrubs, maybe there are signs in the background that
identify where you work, and it's like, oh, that's good
to know. I'm not going to go to that hospital
because in this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Day and age, they'll find you regardless like even if
they don't post anything, they'll track you down. These sleuths
will track you down somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Don't you think that this is med school one oh one,
Like don't pick post sensitive pictures on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
I mean that's where the major mistake is, is just
putting your evidence right in front of it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
But do you think they don't They should have been fired.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
I mean, the more you think about it, though, they
you're trusted with. Your safety is in their hands. And
you know, now I don't know exactly all the procedures
that happen there. But if you're putting me to sleep
and I'm trusting you while I'm asleep on your drugs
and I've signed my life away in case X, Y
and Z happens, show some respect.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Yeah, so I hip A violation is unnegotiable. They violated,
they're gone. You know what that said. Wipe your bottoms? People?
Can you come in clean? It's the same, wipe your bottoms.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Like, my brother's a dentist, you know, and like I wonder,
like how often has someone come in with a dirty mouth?
Like if you show up to the doctor the dirty ass?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
But what you do also, I mean We mentioned this earlier,
but it's like you're coming in, you're sick, Like maybe
things are happening to you during the procedure that are
causing those bodily responses.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
You know, maybe it's not all your fault.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Yeah, and definitely not if you're having a colon oscopy.
I think everything on the back end is fair game. Yeah,
all right, dude, thanks man, We appreciate it. Yeah, we
want to know what, what's the worst thing you've seen
a doctor do? Have you ever you know, seen them
google or your symptoms or did they take a photo

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with your snail trail scress?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I actually wrote it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I think I've talked about this on The Donkey Show,
but I wrote a bad like Google review for a
doctor once because they post your skin for no thankfully,
but for just like poor bedside manner, like she left
the door open while I was like on the table
smear yeah geez, and because she's like, oh, I forgot
my light and she tried to use like the little

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light that you use to look in your ear for
like the entire procedure, and I was like, I don't
think that's good. I'm just like sitting there like, what
are we doing. Is this your first day?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, Like I was using the light on the iPhone.
I was like, and I was like, what's happening right now?
What's the worst thing you've seen a doctor do? Eight
six six, four four five.

Speaker 12 (01:05:17):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
A great first week for the NFL IS.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
There were multiple games coming right down to the wire,
including the Sunday nighter, where Josh Allen and the Bills
found themselves in a somewhat empty stadium as their fans
had called it a day, and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Hard to blame them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Down sixteen with four minutes left, you're probably thinking, I
get home a little early and uh, you know, not
miss part of work tomorrow, and then boom they start
going wild. Now I was on the other end of
this one, but I did have a couple of the
Ravens on my fantasy team and they were blowing up
all game. But in the end, it was a last

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second field goal by Matt Prater, who wasn't even on
a team a few days ago, but because of an injury,
he came into this one, was sprinted out there at
the final second and got the job done. After the game,
Josh Allen said this about Prader and his team, what.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Event taking the game when it feel going a tough,
weird situation you don't see too often. He came in prepared,
ready to go. Our team didn't quit. I mean, I
think there's people that left the stadium that's okay, We'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Fine, but have some fate next time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Now, faith is exactly what I'm hoping will guide my
favorite team to a victory tonight in front of everyone
and under the lights as the Vikings and Bears go
head to head tonight, a five point fifteen kick.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Now, Minnesota is favored.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
By a point, but I'm just kind of feeling like
the Vikings are gonna do this one. The war paint
is on our quarterback and ready to go. But will
the Bears finally snap out of it? And they say
it every year, Bears fans write me email and old
buddies come out of the woodwork and they talk a
bunch of crap. But it's just a dream, ever since

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nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
But I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
We'll see tonight. Five point fifteen, Go Vikes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
There's the sports thank a minute much coming up in
just a few minutes. You've got to Talk Bacon and Beer,
which is coming up Friday morning at the Elks Lodge
in Milwaukee. Also, we want to know what's the worst
thing you've ever seen a doctor do? A bunch of
these nurses and nurses too, what's the worst thing you've
seen them do? Because a bunch of these nurses were
fired because they were taking pictures with the snail trails
that patients would leave behind on the paper. So what's

(01:07:32):
the worst you've seen? Your calls after the Offspring.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
You're listening to Dan or Drew and Laura dinner Drew
and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
All Right, what's the worst thing you've seen the doctor do?
We are talking about these nurses who are fired from
their job just last week because they were posting pictures
of him, you know, with the snail trails that patients
would leave on the paper, the disposable paper on the
on the table. Yeah, and it's really gross, some of them, apparently, Laura.
Laura made the point that that's not maybe not like poop.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Yeah, it's because it just looked like looks like a
lady's clinic.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Yeah, this is the someone didn't say it's like ofcologists.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Yeah, like kind of oily like lubish because it's like translucent.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Liquid is what it looks like. It doesn't look like
a skit.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Mark to me, clammed him.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Okay, that is first of all not true, second of
all disgusting resembles it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Yeah, I like I said in the last segment, I
saw a doctor. Uh you know, google my symptoms right
in front of me. I went to an every E
and T I've been to. I've had a bad experience
because I went to another E and T like a
year or two later, and I was trying to explain
my symptoms to her and she was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Cutting me off, going just tell me what the problem is.
I'm trying, and I kept going like if you let
me finish. She did it like three times and I'm
finally said, I'm trying to tell you, but you keep
interrupting me. You're making my ear nose and throat swell.
And she did nothing for me. And then I finally
went to a near nose and throat doctor like a
year ago, and then they they were the first ones
to a camera in my nose and to tell me

(01:09:01):
that I had a deviated septum. Were they kind? They
were kind? It just at one point I was hard
and try. I did tell them a symptom, and they
brushed it off. It was like, that's just normal, and
I go, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I feel like you do, and that you have to
advocate for yourself, you know, because so many times it's like, no,
that's just walk it off mentality.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
You know, it's like, no, I think there's a real
problem here.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
And I do get why it happens, but I do
find it strange that when we go to the doctor,
how like they're just frustrated that you're there. Yeah, it's like,
I'm sorry that I'm here. Also, nor do I not
want to be here? And I get that you're busy,
but why does our exchange have to start like this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Yeah? Yeah, I think a lot of people in the
medical industry just get desensitized and they're not And I
think some are good because I've been to the hospital
a lot, and some are really compassionate and their bedside
manner is great. So just don't care. I do understand
that people are so burned out.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
You're twenty minutes late. I was here on time.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
I don't know what you're meant.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, so I've been deserted.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
I call it blind deserted because I had like an
infection in my like I guess it would like in
the bone in your eye socket up above your eye.
Like there was this weird infection going on that I
was having to take antibiotics for, but it was messing
with my eye and so I had to take my
contacts off inside of like this little emergency clinic and

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wait for the doctor. She didn't come like an hour past,
and I'm and before I got lasik.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
That's like a blind person.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
So there's I'm just sitting there in a blur, like
not using a phone, not doing anything, just waiting, waiting
like a boy in a well peeking my head out
blind to a hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
That's just a blur.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
And finally after an hour, they finally came in and
they were like, oh, sorry, we're super busy, like not sorry,
we forgot about you, which you clearly forgot about my
blind ass in the corner. Yeah, and that there's there's
never like you said, there's never an apology.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
It's that type of stuff. Yeah, it's just like, oh,
we're you know, we're swamped. Like if you just told
me you made a stack, it might be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
But I know you're lying to me now, yes, So
just swing by and be like, hey, sorry, it'll be
another couple of minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
And also, we know you can't see why you acting
like you can tell time or how long you've been waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Got some talk back messages coming in through our iHeartRadio app.
What's the worst thing you've seen a doctor or a
nurse do?

Speaker 10 (01:11:18):
My doctor that I have now since replaced a couple
of years ago, went to her about another subject. But
while I was there, I told her about these weird
blisters on my foot. She took one look at it
and crossed the room and said, oh, you have really
dry skin.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Put loash on it.

Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
So I did when I got home, and it burned
like hell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Ended up I had shingles.

Speaker 10 (01:11:40):
Oh my god, what doctor doesn't know what jingles is?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah, that's a doctor who did not even look And
shingles is no joke for real. I've had it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
It is not fun.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Really, what's what? What's it like? I've never had.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
It's a cousin of the chicken pox, and so it
lives in your if you've had the chicken pox, I
have this now lives in your spinal fluid. Oh jeez,
and so shingles is a stress induced breakout, right. So
I had it in like a band that went from
my back around my like through my armpit and across
my peck here and it was just a band of

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little blisters. It's painful and yeah, burns. It doesn't feel
very good. And the good news is is they prescribe
you herpes medication.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
So I got to go.

Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
I got to go and fill a val trex at safeoay.
And I must have slipped shingles into that conversation seven times.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Make sure that she knows you don't have the herpes.
And I held the shirt up. He's like, check the rash.
It's not herpes.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
But yeah, it's it's a gnarly little thing that just
shows up out of nowhere. I thought I had a pimple,
and then it just kept getting more and more and more.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
It was narlacks. My dad got it and he was
in so much pain.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Yeah, and depending on where you get it, and the
older you are, the worst. Whatever nerve it is in
your back, it just lands there and then it just
hits that cause it's like, you know, we're like a tree,
so it just hits those two branches where so it's
not like your whole back breaks out or whatever like
it's in these weird strips.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
We got a lot of text messages coming in on
the mcloughlins every text line. This one says, I just
had a septoplasty for a deviated septum three weeks ago.
The first week of healing sucked. Oh I got to
get the surgery. I think that I don't like to
hear that. The second week was much better, And now
it's pretty good. My storing has gotten much better and
I can actually see both my nostrils there. It's good.

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This text from eighteen twenty nine said I had to
wait five hours in the er for a severe infection.
The doctor tried sending me home without even doing a
blood test until I demanded one. Turns out it was sepsis. Oh,
and I would have died if they sent me home.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Oh, and that's what happens. We're just got like cutting
corners to empty beds. Yeah, give them the blood test.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Yeah what I mean, Leah, what's you could charge me for?

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Isn't that what you're going all about?

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
You might charge me double. We got talkbacks through iHeart
Radio app.

Speaker 14 (01:13:47):
So my wife had kidney stones, and I took her
to the hospital and it just happened to me on
Saint Patrick's Day. There was nobody in the waiting room.
She literally waited for an hour in pain. So finally
I went down to the cafeteria to get her something
to eat, maybe take her mind off of it, and
everybody that worked in the hospital was waiting in line
for free corn, beef and cabbage.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Oh, I mean he's let me leave you with that, Yeah,
I mean yeah, can you blame them?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I mean, yeah, sorry, I.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
Was twelve hour days.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I didn't have a lot of money that day and
I needed to eat. So Saint Patty's Day there was yeah, okay,
so I go. I don't talk about this much, but
I've mentioned it before, where every once in a while
I got to go to the emergency room to get
some fluids because I'll stop, I'll start throwing up and
I won't be able to stop, and it'll go for
like ten, twelve eleven hours sometimes. Yeah, and I'm dehydrated.
I can't, you know, I'm lethargic. So I went to

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the hospital. This is probably about a month ago now.
My girlfriend took.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Me and it was so busy that I waited in
that and I guess we waited there because I was
kind of in and out of consciousness, and I guess
we were in there for four hours.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Didn't that feel like the standard er weight anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
I haven't waited that long and years. But honestly, people
are they gonna die out there? I think they look
at people like this person's in dire need, they go,
They go now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
They looked at me.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
But it's the worst.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
When you go to ear you got people in wheelchairs
that look like they're on death's door. They're like slumped
over the plane that was me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Can you go to an urgent care as as opposed
to an er I can't ye faster? It depends Sometimes
those are really busy. But I remember I was throwing
up in those little bags, you know, so they look
like giant condoms. And my girlfriend tells me that a
lot of people just got up and moved, like one lady,
I guess was so disgusted by my vomiting that she

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just got up and walked to the other side.

Speaker 18 (01:15:41):
Of the waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
It's understandable, Yeah, no offense, nothing personally. I wasn't offended.
I was probably I know. I know what I am
right now because I was sweaty. I had a hoodie
up so you couldn't see my face. But I remember
just being soaked to my own sweat and the vomiting.
It's like that gurgling sound because I'm throwing up bile. Yeah,
you don't have anything to row up and just smach acid.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
Have you ever been Oh my god, can you imagine?
Have you ever been recognized in the er lobby?

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
I don't know, is that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
I think?

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
I think I talked to a doctor wants to listen
to the show, But most people don't recognize my voice.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
Wow, but you look like you need an advocate?

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
All right, coming up in a few minutes. Uh, we
should just leave it at that. Yeah, advocates a lot
dot calm. By the way, it's a favorite a car accident.
If you look like tatered in the er, give me
a call.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I must have looked so gross, because.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Well, you don't look like yourself when you're that sick.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
You've seen the railer drains from your face and you're
clammy and yes, have you seen me like that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
No, but I can imagine. Yeah, Oh thank you. She's
pieced it together. Yeah, yeah, Drew, seeming like that numerous times.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Yeah, but uh, you've always recovered. You've got a recovery rates.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
And I go to the same hospital because they seem
like because I need like sometimes I need pain medication,
you know, and I don't like to ask them because
as soon as you ask them, they go, this guy's
got a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Now we got to vet the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
But they look at my chart and they go, Okay,
I see that you need a little bit of this.

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
They've got like nineteen selfies that you laying in that
bed wrecked out. Yeah, they're all standing around you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Pose it, little dude.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
No, you have a whole coction on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Facebook pages, you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Guess who just checked in staying there, Sleepy Floyd?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Oh boy, all right, coming up, we'll take more of
your calls and talkbacks. And of course, bacon and beer.
Is this Friday, y'all a decade of debauchery. We're celebrating
ten years of bacon and beer. All the information right here.
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
So there finally was a winner in the powerball, drawing
one point eight nearly one point eight billion dollar drawing,
which was the second largest drawing in US history. It's crazy, right,
so sooner later it's going to get to three billion dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
I would have the fact that it hit a billion
dollars is kind of crazy to me. I mean our
entire growing up, like it was in the millions.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, yeah, but it never got to a billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
And now it's happened multiple times. It's you know, we've
changed it up. We pay more for tickets, you know,
the chances of winning are lower.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
So the winning numbers were eleven, twenty three, forty four,
sixty one, and sixty two, with the powerball number being seventeen.
So if the winners choose a lump sum, because there
were two winners, one in Missouri and one in Texas,
they're going to split it. It'll be four hundred and
ten million dollars each before taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Before and that'd be after, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Couse it says every article I've read. I said before, But.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
Because twenty millions, how is it less than what the
jackpot was?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
That's how because it immediately is taxed like twenty four percent,
Like they immediately take twenty four percent out of it,
like right away, So.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
That wouldn't that so that would be that'd be the tax,
and then state tax would have to come out of
it too. I mean, it's you're getting robbed. No, you're
still getting hundreds of millions.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
I know, but like, how is that fair?

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Ones?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Tell us the real When you take more than half,
that's insanity to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Me, right, And it's like when it's that much money,
all my roads better be fixed right now, and all
those school supplies, but being paid for it like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Something named after me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Yeah, the thievery of it, like when you see it
all at once, it feels criminal. It feels like Sheriff
of Nottingham type of stuff, like pay the tax.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah, so there's finally a winner. They'll split it. We
may never know who they are because you can stay
anonymous in both of those states.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
But in addition to the jackpot winners, two people won
the match five plus power play, winning two million dollars.
That's pretty nice. Yeah, and it was a bunch of
one million dollar winners too, So that two million.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
You hit all the numbers but the power ball, but
you had the multiplier. Yeah, so you got the double
down two millions. Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Would you be frustrated if you won that one million?
Because you matched all five balls minus the power ball?
Seems like you do feel like you got rough a little.
It's like, wow, one million or a you know, four
hundred jillion.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
It feels like it's just like maybe i'd get a
shicken a little bit more, but I'd still listen. A
million dollars take it for sure? Yeah, it would change
your life. It's just if you had one more number,
you could change everyone. You loves life.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
And it's the exchange rate, right, Like, it's Tanner twenty
dollars investment, get a million in return.

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
Hard to be mad at that?

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Yeah, yeah, you have to find peace somewhere in it.
But the gambler and maybe like you were right.

Speaker 16 (01:20:24):
There, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Well it's now been reset, so it's like twenty million,
which I would take that too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
I take that. It's totally fun. You get forty eight
dollars of that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Maybe you got a higher chance of winning this because
it's not as many people could be So maybe get
a ticket today.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
All right, we are commercial free, Happy Monday. It's Tanner,
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Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
I thought this was interesting. You know, we've been saying
Steve boushimmy like that, right, been saying his.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Name like Steve wh chem Isn't that how you say it?
Yeah's apparently we've been saying it wrong. Really, that's what
he says, And I guess we were. We've been saying
Denzel's Washington's name wrong too. He was on Stephen Colbert
recently and said his name is actually Denzuel or Denzel Denzel.
That's right. Sorry, it was written like Denzuel looked like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Yeah, but Denzel, you were just putting like the emphasis
on the wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
His mom was in Ghostbusters, but I guess his dad's
name it was was Denzel as well, and so when
his mom would call him, they would both come, and
so his mom was getting frustrated with that. She goes,
all right, from now on, you're Denzel. So he's still
like technically Denzel.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
But he switched it to make it less confusing. But
remember when Chad Kroger of nickel Back came out and
said it was Kruger, like, I'm not calling you, Chad
Krueger bro I feel like that ship sailed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Dude, why is your a scandal?

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
At this point I was gonna say, why is your
name spelled pronounced differently than the grocery store? It's exact
same spelling. How is one to know?

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Well, how do you say Steve Bushimi's name?

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
Maybe I would think, maybe say well, here's here's Steve
on the tonight show talking.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
About has Its. At one point that says Bruce Kemy, Bruce,
I don't like that one. That's so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
Bus shemy. That's like I like that shemy, but it's
not right. But well, that is the Italian way to
say it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
But you know, but I just didn't grow up that way.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
Well how did you grow up?

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Growing up? We said, Bucemi, you like, I can't even
do that anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
So now I say, you said, I, yeah, I sort
of take a little bit from each pronunciation.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I don't know how to say.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
We can't even pronounce his last name. Then we shouldn't
feel bad of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
That's true. This once when you you did a little
stand up, Uh, did you go under Bucemi?

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
Then no, I shortened to abuse.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
You know, Steve buce I.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Like that, and then some dude with huge teeth kind
of stole this then there mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
And with both those guys, it's almost like they surrendered
to the name, like they weren't still telling people, like
correcting them on their names.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
It's like this is who they are now. Kirsten Dunce
was talking about that recently. She goes that people say
it wrong. I don't even correct them anymore, like I
just's exhausted.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Probably people call her Kristen all.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Kirsten Kirsten, that all the people screwing it up, it's
just did I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Screw it up? I don't think so. I think you
said it correct Kirsten, Kirsten Due. There's just so many
ways you can butcher it. No, I just need to
I need to mark in a PAM. It's just easy
for me, easy to read. No discretion, bill got it.
More of your calls and texts coming up in a
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Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
You're listening to Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Laura Porland's rock station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner Jew and Laura. So everyone was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Talking about this baseball Karen over the weekend. The woman
who stole the ball, Well she didn't steal it, but.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
She she commandeered it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
She berated the man who caught it until he gave
it up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
And in my opinion, he caught it fair and square,
because that's what happens when the home run has hit.
Everyone goes for the ball, and it's the person who
pulls it out of the pile and sticks it in
the air. Who's the winner, that's right. And you know
this guy took it, he got the ball, he gave
it immediately to his kid. And then this Karen came over,
who has the like perfect current Karen haircut.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
And perfect Karen voice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah, yeah, she was designed for this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Yeah, let me play the pov from So you've everyone
seen the video for walking over and taking the ball,
but here's a camera from like right behind the kid,
and it grabs all the audio that you hear her
saying to the guy, bye, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Someone there, go you suck you suck. But yeah, the guy,
the dad was not wanting to deal with the Karen
at the game, and he just gave it to her.
But it was a really great thing because the Mariner, sorry,
the Marlin saw that, the Philly saw that. And the
kid got an autographed bat. He got a big prize
pack from the Marlins, which is and I think they're
going to send him to the World Series, like somebody's
sending him to the World They gave him a million

(01:25:30):
dollars in cash. Yeah truly though retired his dad off
right there. But even the ESPN Sports Center's hosts were
calling out the woman and this lady, I don't know
who it is. It's uh Nicole Briscoe. Okay she was.
She was just going off on this lady.

Speaker 24 (01:25:47):
The man grabs the ball, that's the guy in the
red and he walks over and you see the lady
in the way.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
He's walking it over to his son. Look at that
hugging it out. Oh she went after him. Watch she married.
She is a big matt. He went into her case
to get it. But it's like the work though, no good.
Watch she goes on and on.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
And the dad immediately is like, well, Okay.

Speaker 24 (01:26:11):
If it means that much to you, he takes the
ball from his kid's love and goes here, you can
have it. Watch the reaction of everyone around her.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Really, lady, I hate to call her Karen, shouldn't pay No,
look the marlins. They went out to the kid. They
gave him like all of the goodies.

Speaker 18 (01:26:33):
To replace it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Awesome. Make her feel terrible, yes.

Speaker 24 (01:26:36):
Please make her feel terrible, because here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
You took it from a kid. And then wait, this
is the best part.

Speaker 17 (01:26:42):
Paris and Vader.

Speaker 24 (01:26:43):
Yes, she gave him up fat and assigned ball and
they met afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
That is how you treat kids. I don't care, lady,
who you are. You didn't have a kid with you,
he did. What it's about that didn't catch it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Yeah, yeah, it is about the kids. Man, who cares
if you get a ball? The old old hag like, yeah,
it was never hers?

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Yeah, And I can see like, if you are there
with the glove and you're trying to catch a foul ball,
home run, whatever, and you catch it, then it becomes
your choice whether or not you want to give it
away to a child or not.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
But I think you should. But I don't think a
kid here.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
But I don't think we can call you a Karen
if you choose to keep the ball for yourself. This
situation totally different.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Yeah, like I she got the ball fair and square.
I guess there's nothing you can really say about that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
She could be a super fan. Who's going to listen? Yeah,
But there was a great video, a couple of videos
that went viral. They showed the video of what happened
at the carra you know, the baseball game with the
Phillies and the Marlins, and they said what happened, and
they show the Karen taking the ball, And then the
next video was what should happen and it was people
catching the ball and then turning around immediately giving it
to the kids. And that's the feel good moment right there.
And I did that at the Hopps game once. When

(01:27:58):
I went and threw the first pitch out at the
Hops game. You know, some of the players signed it.
And I was always walking out. There's no like underground
tunnel or something. You just got to walk through the
stands and I was always walking out of the stands.
This kid, I don't know, maybe nine or ten or
eleven or something, went to give me a high five,
and I just handed in the ball and I'll never
forget that moment of that kid lighting up like a
Christmas shreds and I always wanted to do that, like

(01:28:19):
so it just felt good for me. And then I
just saw that kid. He was just ecstatic. I like,
did you throw that ball across the plate?

Speaker 9 (01:28:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Just me?

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Do you see that rocket? I didn't make it. I
still hot bruised hand on that catcher. If you want
to go talk to him. Yeah, they call me Chubby
Nolan Ryan. You guys got that hot hand. But it's like,
to me, that's it's all about the kids. I agree
with one hundred percent. I mean, like if I don't know,
if you catch it and I will push my kid
over to take a ball.

Speaker 7 (01:28:51):
It sounds like we don't know the how much truth
there is to it, but reports are Karen can't leave
her house without getting food and called Karen ball snatcher.
She's also claim when she's leaving the country, so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
That's also a typical Karen man.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
All she would really need to do is change that
stupid haircut and she's gonna be fine straight up disguise. Yeah,
but I don't know how I feel about people losing
their jobs and like this is this is a good chance,
it's going to really affect this woman's life for a
long time.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Which I'm not sure it's fair because we.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
All get hot in the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
We're like burner at the steak, Like we go back
to like old English idea where we got to see
someone in the gallows.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
And you know, we all make mistakes, we all have
gotten hot, We've all been lucky. We haven't been on
video before. Yeah, and if you say you to having
your liar.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
And I do think she's got to just stick it out,
because give it a week and nobody will remember this, right,
you know, Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Go apologize profusely and try and get your job back.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
If you haven't seen the video yet, check out Baseball
Karen or baseball Snatcher Karen.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I guess is that what they call it? Karen Ball
Karen ball snatcher? Ouch. I like it even worse. I
go check it out. It's on our blog one of
five nine the brew dot Com. Just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We are commercial free with Disturbed.

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You're listening to Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura, all.

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Right, bacon and beer. A decade of debauchery is coming
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We got four different flavors of bacon to choose from.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Lots of prises, lots of contests, the karaoke contest between
everyone on the show, and we're still waiting on that.
On the big announcement that apparently still can't say yeah,
and we're hoping.

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Speaker 7 (01:30:42):
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Yeah, I mean, I just I don't want to promise
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That's the only thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Speaking of things at marriage killing, speaking of things at
mayor Man not happen. You know that other thing while
Drew was gone, you had to dump because you gave
a secret away and I said, don't tell them.

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
Do we know if that's a sure thing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I heard.

Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
I heard it was what are we talking about? I
don't let me go the riddle here? Oh that we
can talk about that in a few minutes. But we've
run into some snacks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
The diplomacy. How he does the hands, well, see the hands.

Speaker 7 (01:31:25):
It's like, literally, this is not really of anybody's fault.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
No, and and a lot of these things are not.
Just give it to us, leave it test well, well,
blame somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
The thing we were looking for seems to not be
a nobody has it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Well, then let's just say it on the air. So
that that's why, like we we've we've we've seeked it out.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
All right, Well, we're listed on a couple of websites,
but neither place has the thing that's on their website.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Okay, this is false advertising.

Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
So that created a little bit of a snack, all right, Okay, should.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
I say it if you want? We were gonna have
beef water pop out of a cake, you know, to
celebrate the tenth anniversary.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Yeah, but we're looking for like a giant cake for
him to pop out of. And I guess we had
some like a ligned up and then apparently it's fallen
through there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
There's only one physical version of it, and both companies
like share it, so one company just rent it from
the other place, and however neither place has it, so it's, uh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
You know, maybe we did them a favorite. They're like,
who has the cake?

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
But yeah, we we thought we we thought we had
a lead.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
So we need a giant cake for beef anybody.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
Yeah, fantastic. It does not seem to be available in
the Portland metro area.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Man, that's frustrating because you're gonna because we're gonna have
him like be basically raked. You're gonna be topless.

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
What am I gonna do with all the baby oil?

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
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It's a really great thing because you know, imagine being
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But that's you know, also creates a struggle in school. Yeah, sure,
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Yeah, and they're doing stuff much beyond just your standard.

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I mean, the miracles are happening over there, and they've
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Speaker 12 (01:34:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
You guys know, I love impressions when they're good. I
don't like can't kill impressions. I don't like Beavis and
Butted impressions. And there's a couple like, you know, like
Homer Motor Ympsons. Yeah, yeah, but I do like it
when somebody can nail an impression. This kid is so
good at the Barack Obama voice President Obama's voice, okay,
and he can go in and out of it, and
he'll show you how he does it. I listen to this.

Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
Hey, guys, thanks so much for liking my Obama impressions.
I love making the videos for you. And now I'm
going to crank up from my own voice to Obama's voice.
So we start talking normally like this, right, everything's fine,
talking at a normal cadence. But then if you start
to turn that dial, you know, slowly.

Speaker 25 (01:34:43):
But surely, it will eventually kind of go to the
back of your throat and it will become something entirely different.
So all you gotta do is kind of do that.
And by the way, if you want to go back,
all you gotta do is just kind of turn that

(01:35:06):
dial off a little bit more.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
And then once you get back all the way to
my normal.

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
Voice, this is what I sound like. Thank you guys
so much for tuning in.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
That's pretty impressive. I thought it's very impressive. I never
heard him like slowly coming and out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Yeah, I feel like that would almost be harder to
do for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Yeah, he's like a battle rapper. He's got some skills.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Yeah, give us a little bad rapper. I don't know
how to battle rap. I'm not a rapper. I'm more
of a snapper.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Oh poetry, slam bling bling blam, I'm gonna rhymes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
There, stick to my day, drop blam. That should be
the title. Today's bling bling blam, bling bling blam. Right,
it's actually a good line, man, I bling bling lamb
that girl last night.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Oh you did not blame blink blamb baby.

Speaker 17 (01:36:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
All right, well it's on paper now, Okay, we should
probably go to commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Whenever we start battle wrapping.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
The administration wants us to take a break.

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What about you be let's.

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Coming in.

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Laying it down.

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I don't know nothing because I can't rock.

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Something that happens.

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I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Town was all right.

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
I was there with the beatboxing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
No hit your box boxing, one hot boll right. The
show's falling apart. We'll be back now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
What's trending.

Speaker 16 (01:36:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Online at one five nine the brew dot com. We
got some good stuff. So this happened at the Oregon
State Fresno State game over the weekend. There was maybe
you've seen this on your on your feed, but there
was a ref turned his mic on to you know,
announce the play or whatever, a penalty or whatever happened yep,
And as a player was walking by him with a
hot mic, the player just screams, I don't know who

(01:37:15):
it was, but so's the player. He's talking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
So the player is walking by him who gets called
for the penalty and his reaction is yeah, is classic.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
He just drops a crispy f bomb and it made
it over his mic, and the whole stadium heard it.
The television broadcast heard it. Here's the moment that happened. Obviously,
I have to believe it.

Speaker 13 (01:37:39):
It seems to be the common opinion here. Oh, it's
a feeling. It's a feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Yeah, it's a feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
And it was a tough day for the Beaves, who
had the lead at halftime and ended up losing in
a close game to Preso State. To start zero to two,
So there was that feeling kind of going through the stadium.
But if you watch that guy number sixty four clothes,
he f bombs so hard that his body convulses like
he kind of like clinches.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
As he does it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
We've all had those moments.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Yeah, speakers.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Didn't think I was going that, And I wish I
could play it unbleeped obviously because it is so crispy
on the Donkeyship podcast, I'll do that. I'll play it unedited,
but it is so crispy, and we'll actually put the
video online so you can see it at one to
five nine of.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
For dot Com.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
I do love too because yesterday I remember Kyle Shanahan
at one point. Man, it might have been when the
Seahawks scored at one point, but he obviously you couldn't
hear it, but they showed him and he was dropping
a dropping an F bomb as well, but you could
just tell by his mouth movements.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
Well, if you look at the state of Oregon, we
went viral last week for the duckhead falling off and
viral this week for an F bomb into a live mic.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
So we're doing well. Yeah, keeping the Northwest on the.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Map and that that La Booboo that the Oregon Duck
came out in this weekend was also pretty fantastic.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Yeah, it was holding sixty.

Speaker 13 (01:39:11):
It seems to be the common opinion here. Oh it's
a feeling. It's a feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
So checked that out at one O five to nine
the br dot com also the video of baseball Karen
or baseball snatching Karen is what they're calling her, I
guess now on the internet. She's a woman from the uh,
you know, Phillies Marlins game who stole she I didn't
steal it, but she went over and pretty much and
demanded it back. Yeah, demanded back.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Was full full on Karen, and the guy gave the
ball back to her. But it was good because this
kid got in, you know, assigned bat from the from
Harrison Bader. He got assigned ball, so he did get
a ball. He got a swag bag, big old swag
bag from the Marlins. So and there's a rumories going
to the World Series.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
So if that's true, Yeah, he's a true.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
He kind of bonkers if the World Series just not
involve either at the Phillies or the Marlins.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
But I'd go yeah, totally, well, hell yeah, totally. You're
not going to turn down those tickets. But there it is.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
That's yeah, well, at least the universe finds a way
to work it out at the end, even though she's
a big part and.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
She will be forgotten about eventually.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
So in Beef Watery you said that she's she can't
even leave her house right now.

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
Yeah, you can't leave her without getting booed.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
One five nine in the dot com. Check all those
clips out when you get a chance. All right, that
does it for us. Don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Bacon and Beer is coming up this Friday morning. It's
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Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
What else we got, Laura, we got fun in games,
we got CARRIOKEI we got we don't have beef water
popping out of a cake, unfortunately, but well.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
We still we're looking for a cab.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
He's got you know, got one handy.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
A big wood cake in your Sean Bridston a text
in on her McLoughlin Chevrolet text on and said, Hey,
do you guys need me to build you a cake? Yeah,
that'd be great. I don't know if you can do it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Get it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
I was thinking like something made of paper mache, like
a big pinata.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Oh wow, really putting in the work here. Get some
chicken wire in the whole deal. I have about just
pieces of wood whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
You can do, or foam, I don't know, maybe poster
board whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
Build a contraption. I could pop out of your belly
like an alien.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
We'll I'll also have a bunch of prizes to give away,
some fun contests and everything. So it's gonna be a
lot of fun Friday morning. Let me call Susan. I'm
calling Susan all right. Actually I think my number for
her is wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
I think they're wrapping up a meeting at this juncture.
So maybe you'll catch her. Maybe you won't.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Mmmm. Yeah, the entire the entire staff was missing when
I just was in the hall and she didn't respond
to my last email. So or we're going to call her,
okay and just give it a shot, because she'll be
able to tell us either way if we can do this, man,
I am bummed about the cake. We might just have
to wipe frosting on him. Throw cake.

Speaker 17 (01:42:13):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Everyone gets a cupcake and we get to throw a
beeflock and out of it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:21):
Just it had me going like, is this just not
a thing anymore? Do people not pop? Is there no
event in which one has a reason to pop out
of a cake?

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
It used to be a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
What happened all? The number a half of her is
not the right one. Someone give me the number.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
She probably just turned her phone off and she's like.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
I heard her calling me disconnected. I got you, I
got your hookup. Is she the owl? No, she's not
the owl, she's what are you talking? I have different
emojis for a just put their face each contact. I
made her a memoji. Does that look like Susan Tanner
a little bit? What show the camera? No, you can't,

(01:43:00):
because that'll show her a phone number. I'll cover the number. Okay,
there there's the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
I think she just doesn't want to talk to you. Yeah,
she cut the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Well, we're going to get to the bottom of waiting
to get confirmation about this and this massive thing that
I want to talk about. But we're like ninety nine
point nine percent there. But beef Water says, if I
mention it, I will screw it up, So I'm not
gonna mention it. Although I we don't.

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
Want the same song and dance tomorrow, though, let's try.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
I don't want to deal with his attitude or anything.
Let's go to line one. It's standard.

Speaker 26 (01:43:28):
You and Lorgan morning, your men, brew crouve in a
great show today.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
Thanks buddy, thank you, you'll problem.

Speaker 23 (01:43:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
Hey, if we had a bad show, would you tell us?
Because you always tell us that our shows are good?
But like, would you be honest if it really sucked?

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Because we have those.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Too, you know what I would?

Speaker 26 (01:43:48):
I would, I would be honest.

Speaker 23 (01:43:49):
I would be honest. I think I think we're tight
enough that I could actually share that information if that
ever came.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
I think maybe we should start letting listeners vote that
rate that they at the end of the program, Like
right now, we'd be like, what do you rated on
a scale of one to ten?

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
Yeah, but they'd have to listen to the entire thing,
and don't they all everyone listens to every second of
the show, the whole four hours. But yeah, feel free
to rate us on any level, right scaled one to ten. Today,
Mick Dy, how was the show?

Speaker 26 (01:44:17):
I'm gonna give it eight point five.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
I don't agree with that, and the reason and the
reason being.

Speaker 23 (01:44:24):
Because I wasn't able to listen to the entire thing.
I had a couple of meetings that i'd sit, so
I missed some of it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Yeah, so that I always like, you know, I'm all,
I'm the guy in the show that thinks it's not
as good as it, you know. I'm always like, oh,
today was like a four, you know, And then everyone
was like, no, it was like, it's like at least
a six or seven. He called it an eight five,
I know, but I was I would say today was
maybe like a six and a half or so.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
I have to grade Tanner's numbers on a curve. If
you go home with the numbers, he things, he'll hate yoursels,
like I've never even done us even. No, I really
think it was probably about a seven. We've done better shows,
of course we have. Yeah, every shows, every show is
a seven. Are up for Drew. It's in his head.
They're all glass happening.

Speaker 5 (01:45:04):
Plus baby, Yeah, that's you know, it's the optimist time.
I'm a realist, and I acknowledge that some days we
just suck. Yeah, I mean, yeah, some days are better
than others. Of course, it's usually my fault. I feel like,
because my I feel like you is self deprecation.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Yeah that's what this is.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
Well, I agree, it's mostly your fault.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
I do feel like it's you know, sometimes I'm scatter
brained and I'm cutting people off sometimes yeah, sometimes not
all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
I give the impression that it's all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
It's just it's just the character I play.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Someone said they gave us a ten. See, that's not
you're averaging out to like a nine point seven. Stop
taking numbers right now. Listen to the entire podcast. You'll
agree with me. It'll come down to a six. All right,
mc d well, good talking to my friend you.

Speaker 26 (01:45:50):
Likewise, you guys have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
Thanks for making always making us feel better. You know,
there's times where I feel like the show sucks and
always makes me feel like.

Speaker 6 (01:45:57):
Yeah, it's good. It's hard to be bummed out around mcdy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
That's yeah, he's so positive all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:46:01):
Absolutely, I try my best.

Speaker 26 (01:46:05):
I try my best. That's the only way to the
only way to do it. Think positive and be nice
and stay safe and just take care of folks.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
That's right, mister Rogers.

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
Before we go, mcdee, would you like to just tell
the listeners about bacon and beer?

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
Just roll fast. It's happening this Friday.

Speaker 23 (01:46:19):
You know the details.

Speaker 26 (01:46:22):
This Friday, folks at the Outslage Milwaukee, right on the
right on mclosin Boulevard. Come on down, six to ten.
Come down. There'll be games, they'll be fun, they'll be songs,
a karaoke song, karaoke contest, even even death mellow contest.
I went down lots of bacon's, four different kinds of bacon,
four flavors for your taste, pugs, and some beer and

(01:46:43):
wash it down with If you don't drink theory, you
have another thing to drink it well, come on down,
rock it out.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
A decade of debauchery, make it weird, don't put on
the payroll.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Yeah he's he's a walking promo. Yeah that's great. He's
doing this insane way every hour.

Speaker 7 (01:47:03):
All right, great, talking to my friend the Black Glise.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
You guys buy.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Alright, chords coming in here next and uh, he'll whisper
sweet Nothing's to You over song intros, Yes, until two
or three. It's one of five nine the brew standar
Joon Larosi Tomorrow Bye,

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