TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Ring Them Bells

On today's show we wanted to hear about the time you got your bell rung and ended up with a concussion. We also celebrated Laura's birthday with gifts galore!

Episode Transcript

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Anything. What's happening? It isTuesday, November fourteenth, twenty twenty three,

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Tanner True, and lord we areYeah, it's very nice, beautiful
to work on that. Phones areopen eight sixty six four four five one
oh five nine. As we inchcloser to breaking an entering Christmas, I

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get these little warm feelings in mystomach. Yeah, just indigestion, now,
well a little bit of that.I woke up with some brutal heartburn
this morning. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the holiday spirit right there.
Stress, stress, anxiety and heartburn. It's the holiday. It feels great.
Yeah. So we get close andcloser to breaking entering Christmas, I'm
getting excited because we are going tohelp out a family in need. And

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we're going to read some emails todayand some of them are pretty gut riching.
We're going to keep them anonymous becausewe haven't chosen a family yet.
Sure exactly, but we want toshow you what we're dealing with and and
throw it out there that if youknow of a family that's in need,
we are still looking for people,because you haven't toil the nineteenth to nominate
someone. Yeah, so go toone of five nine in the Brew dot
com. But they're gonna the family'sgonna get set up. And so we're

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looking for family who's been struggling.You know, maybe a family that we're
expecting to have a small Christmas ormaybe not even a Christmas at all.
Right, you know that's who we'relooking for. Go to the website and
tell us all about them, becausethey're gonna get set up on all sorts
of stuff. Yeah, I mean, we're gonna take care, of course,
all the gifts for the entire family. Will take care of the decorations,
the tree, the lights. We'vegot a five hundred dollars gift card

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to grocery outlet. So your mealfor the holidays will be taking care of
a mattresses, a lazy boy,a trip to seaside. I mean,
you name it, we've got it. The presence of beef water, beefwater,
yeah, and maybe the best part. Yeah, and just to mark
that off your bucket list is animportant thing. And I think a lot
of people don't realize that the nineteenthis this weekend. Yeah, It's not

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like, oh yeah, out inthe future. No, no, no,
yes, it really is it.When is the night? What day
is that? Sunday? Sunday pastend of this week. Yeah, so
you don't have much time, Iwouldn't waste it. Go to one of
five nine in the dot com andtell us all about that family. It's
all things to Mattress World, Northwest, Lazy Boy, Snapple, the City
of Seaside and all the all thebig all the big peeps. I don't

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know, yeah, big Dog,and I mean Seaside when I was a
kid was something you were just alwaysdying to go to, to get to
the strip and to hit up thatarcade. Yeah, yeah, sarcade picking
picking eye, what is it?Pick and pancake and pancake. They had
the whole stretch. I've stayed atthat Shiloh in right across the street from
there, like I don't know,half a dozen times. Yeah, do
you know that Shiloh is going tobe up for sale as of like right

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now. The guy who owned itjust is getting forced to sell it.
So why is he being forced tosell it? There's a whole thing like
his finances were upside down and reallythere was something about borrowing against the properties
or you could look it up,and but it is being taken away and
that it's a little it's a littlerun. I love it because it's nostalgia

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for me. But it's a littlerun. I was gonna say, this
sounds like a great opportunity for thethree of us. You guys want to
open a hotel and see side like, let's go, I man, I
bet that property is worth a tonof money, especially if you you know
the potential that it has. Yeah, and if you if you revamped it,
you gave it a little kiss,that thing would be top not.

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I'm saying, well, I loveSeaside and we appreciate them hooking us up
at a trip for that family.So go to the website one of five
nine the brew dot com. Again, you have until the nineteenth of this
month to nominate that family, andthen we're gonna just break into their house
without them knowing. Yep, Iam well not, you know, we're
not really gonna kick in the door. I do wish we had one of
those rams that the police right,Yeah, they're sure that you have a

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bunch of crack loud dog with usas well. So yeah, go to
the website one another dot com.You have until the nineteenth and then yeah,
we're picking that family and we're comingin delivering a bunch of stuff.
So'll do that. Let's do thatnow. Our brew News of Day powered
by event is Health Portland and OHSUHealth partner. Here's Laura Well. Large

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stores, including Walmart and Costco,are rethinking self checkout lanes due to widespread
customer complaints. People say they're slow, they're unreliable, and impersonal. But
of course another big part of thisis escalating retail crime. Many US chains
have already tried to tighten security featuresat self checkouts, but shoplifters are still

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finding a way around all of that. So they're thinking, well, maybe
we should just go back to theold fashioned way of checking people out with
in person, face to face.I'm okay some self checkout, but let's
not have it all self checks,just because lately it's like they've even replaced
some of them with like the oneswith the conveyor belts so you can take

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more items, and it's like theydon't even have they have like one person
checking people, and it's like,I don't know, that's the whole self
checkout thing. It was a greatidea on paper, but I feel like
maybe we should scale it back.Every construction worker who's ever accidentally left their
tools at a work site. Nowit's something in common with NASA astronauts who
left a tool bag worth one hundredthousand dollars in space during a space walk

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earlier this month. What's funny aboutthis is that you can actually see it
from Earth. It's this white satcheland if you have a telescope, we're
just like a good pair of binoculars, you can see it floating around of
there. It's about two hundred milesabove the planet, just ahead of the
International Space Station. Hilarious, Sobust out the binoculars and look for that

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bag they left up there? Isthat going to cost problems? Like?
Is that going to come around andknock the International Space Station out? The
good thing is have you seen haven'tyou seen? What is that movie with
Sandra Bullock? Oh? Yes,yeah. The concern is not the International
Space Station. Some people have beenconcerned that maybe it'll come flying, like
hurling towards Earth and like hit somebody, But yeah, what it hits me
the space station space wrench burning upin the atmosphere at some point, So

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we won't have to worry about anyof that. Yes, and finally,
if my insurance covers that space bagsa space tool. Oh you could soon
NASA though, Yeah, takes somuch money, a nice budget, bring
it on. And finally, yesterdaywe were talking about how over fifty five
million people are going to be travelingfor Thanksgiving this year. More than forty

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nine million of those people will bedriving. So what are the best days
to leave town? All of themare bad, but Tuesday and Wednesday of
next week are the worst. Overall, Sunday is the worst day to head
home, no matter what, youmight hit less traffic if you leave before
ten am or after seven pm.The worst time to be on the road
is between two and six pm theday before Thanksgiving. So just something to

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keep in mind. More on thosestories one of five nine in the brew
dot com. Thank you very muchLaura. By the way, today is
Laura's birthday, twenty four years old. Twenty five man. I feel so
happy birthday to Laura. We aregonna read your text messages in a little
bit at nine eight one nine seven. We'll also listen to your talk back

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messages. So if you have somethingto say, download the app for yourself
phone, the Ihetready w app,and once you've got the Bruce streaming press
of the microphone bas and now Brucesports He's true. Well, all good
things come to an end, myfriends, and that is our streak as

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of last night. Football gods wentwith the Denver Broncos on the road.
I would have never been able topick it. I could have been in
a streak of three hundred words zeroRussell Wilson. It was hard to like
rip on the guy when he waswith Seattle because there's so many Seahawks fans
here, and I know there aresome Bronco fans, But that guy,

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I just I don't know. I'malways rooting for him to throw an interception.
I don't know what it is abouthim, but they get the win
twenty four toeen. He's a tool. The well, I guess I do
know what it is about him.He's a Gobal tool. So next I'm
telling you Thursday, the hot streakcontinues. We'll go or we'll start again.
There is a little bit of drama. You know what happens when your

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team is good in college football,you lose your coach. And the Ducks
have had it happen. We've lostour coach to Miami and to Florida State.
Every time we have a good season, we lost chip Kelly to the
NFL. It was just like boomboom boom. So then it comes up
again because remember that massive buyout oflike seventy million yesterday. Well, that

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Texas A and M job is open, and will Oregon's Dan Lanning take the
job because he's primed for it.Well, for once, things are going
to go another way. He saidthis, I'm taking care of extremely well
here at Oregon. I have theresources I need here at Oregon to be
really, really successful. I'm notmotivated by that. I'm motivated by winning.
I'm motivated by being an elite here. And our players deserve my complete

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focus. Our fans deserve the bestproduct on the field. So it's outside
noise. It didn't matter before,it doesn't matter now. I'll continue to
say it to them, blue inthe face. I want to be here
at Oregon. That hasn't changed,that won't change. And there's well,
first of all, that's glorious,And there's rumors that maybe if you CLA
fires Chip Kelly, that Jonathan Smithfrom Oregon State would get the job,

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devastating the Beavers. On another level, I hope that doesn't happen and maybe
we're living in a warp. Nexthour, we preview the Blazers. There's
your sports thank you much coming up. Actually, also in about an hour,
we've got your Blazer tickets double ifyou want to go see a Blazer
game and get qualified for the coreslight silver seats, which you know,
when you get qualified for those,your name will be in the drawing obviously,

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but you'll get four tickets if youwin that nice huge not just a
pair, but two pairs. Soseven point thirty listen for your chance to
play real news or fake news foryour chance to win. You do have
a few more minutes, so toget this hour's keyword in to score thousand
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check for your chance at a grandIt's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the

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Brew. You're waking up with TannerDrew and Laura Drew. We are streaming
video in real time on our socialmedia pages. Follow us on Facebook,
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Laura to see our spy camp Boa. We got some talkback messages to listen

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to, which, by the way, you can send us a talkback message
anytime. If you've never done that, it's super easy. Just download the
iHeartRadio AP for your seally yeah,and once you have it, make sure
you've got the Bruce streaming, thenpress the microphone button to record something.
It is Laura's birthday today, soa lot of people want to say happy
birthday to her. Happy birthday.Warning, Brew carew this is Big John.

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Happy birthday Laura. Well, thankyou, thanks Big John. To
the point. Yeah, Hey,good morning, Brew Crew. It's your
boy, Rudy Gang Gang. Happybirthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Laura, Happybirthday to you. Happy birthday,
Laura. I hope you have agreat one. All love y'all rock on

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there you go, singing to youthis early in the morning, singings more
talkbacks. Bruisday's gone with wind,Bruceday's gone with wind. Happy Bruesday,
Brew Crew, how you're all doingtoday? Just calling wish you a happy
Bruce Day and a good rest ofthe week. So happy birthday, Laura.

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Keep on rocking. Keep on smiling. Happy birthday, you guys.
Good one. No birthday, heused the whole clock. No birthday,
birthday, I mean one more,one more talkbacks. Happy birthday, birthday,
Happy birth I sing happy birthday.Unnecessary on Bruce Day. Happy,

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I appreciate, have a great one. Like we're on the set of the
God. He's not done. Ithink he looks at the max time you
can do, or he has astopwad using my entire thirty seconds. He's
got. I got a thirty secondegg timer, silver Space. Thank you
mcdee and everyone who shot us atalk back message. You can do that
anytime. Downloaded for your cell phonetoday. All right, coming up in

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about an hour. We've got yourtickets to go see the Blazers. And
if you win the tickets this morning, you're gonna be qualified for the grand
prize, which is the course lightsilver seats. Yeah, a couple of
things this morning. You know,the other day we were talking about we
played the clip actually if Jerry Seinfeldwas hinting to some sort of Seinfeld reboot,
Yes, like they were going toredo the finale or something like that.

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Yeah, like him and what's thewhat's the guy's name George, no
other dude he rides with. Ohoh Arry David. So him and Larry
David apparently are working on something.I don't know what it was. But
Jason Alexander, who of course playedGeorge, who was one of my favorite
characters on the show, if notmy favorite character, says that he knows
nothing about a Seinfeld. I don'tlike the sound of that, or z

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holding it close. Yeah, maybehe's playing sly. He says that him
and his co stars Julia Louis,Louis Dreyfuss, and Michael Richards weren't warned
and that he's not sure what Jerryand co creator Larry David are planning.
As the clip, there's only onereason for that rumor. Jerry apparently,
at the end of some stand upthing went well, Larry and I are
thinking of something. I go,good for you. I don't know anything

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about it. Apparently they don't needGeorge and they may not need a laying
because I Julia and I went,do you know anything about the show?
I don't know, and I justtalked to Michael the other day. I
don't think he knew anything about iteither, So yeah, but I'm assuming
that once they do have something likeconcrete and they come to you with it,
you're probably gonna do it. Imean yeah, so and that almost

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sounds like what you don't need George, like you can't do it without me.
A kind of felt like he laidinto the character a little bit.
He did a little bit. Yeah, He's like, hey, you don't
need this, come on. Hewas great. He says that he still
stays in touch with Julia and Michael. Wow, does that not mean he
doesn't mean he doesn't talk to Jerry. Jerry saw Juliette has a movie out

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called You Hurt My Feelings that Ifinally got to watch on an airplane.
She was wonderful. And Michael hasa book coming out in about eight months.
So I just texted him. Ia little text exchange. May congratulations,
I'm looking forward to anything. No, you watch the movie on an
airplane, like you're not that busy. Yeah, you can't watch the movie
you sit down and watch it onyour eighty inch TV that you have it

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home. Yeah, good friend andcolleague, and it's you just finally caught
it in mid flight because I showedit on a plane in the mid flight.
Is like Okay, your scroll fora half hour and then you're like
final one. Celebrities are weirdly whatthey are? Weird? Just celebrities are
a weird piece, such a weirdlike backhanded compliment. Yeah, you know
exactly, And instead of mentioning theirfriendships, he does a little press release

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for each and then says he textsthem. And there's something like the backhanded
compliments and social posts from celebrities areso strange. Remember last week when we
were reading the announcement that Slipknot hadfired drummer Jay Weinberg. Yeah, and
they came out with this this post. They ended up deleting it a little
later. Really, it was brutal. They said, you know, we've
decided to part ways with Jay Weinberg. Nobody can replace Joey Jordanson sound,

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which was slip Knot's original. Yeah, that hurts. And it was just
like, why would he say thatin that post? Yeah. Then it
was like, but you know,Jay did a pretty good job. Yeah,
thanks for that. But they calledhim apparently it was he didn't know,
Like Jay Weinberger apparently was blindsided bythe whole thing. He got a
call like just randomly one day andsaid hey you're fired. Oh ow ouch.
I'd be Mike like us, callinglike Laura or Beeflodder or you know,

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anybody on the station and just saying, hey, you're out just and
then just the air falls out ofyour lungs, like what, like no
reason. You know, it's verystrange. The celebrities are very weird people.
Thanks for all your contributions to theshow, and well there you go.
If there is a Seinfeld reboots,apparently it's just gonna be Seinfeld the

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parts of high him at a club. It's just going to be that's all.
It's gonna be great. Do youthink that Kramer is he allowed in
Hollywood after that incident at the Comedya long long time ago. Yeah,
I bet you they'll if it's aSeinfeld thing, I bet you. I'll
tell you what get him back inthe door. If they do announce a
Seinfeld reboot, you know those clipswill be replayed on some sort of news

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network. Sein do you remember this? There will be like an entire TikTok
channel of people who didn't see itthe first time, right, and they're
going to be like, oh mygod, He'll get canceled all over again.
Recancelations are going to happen. It'sstrange. It's very strange. Also,
did you guys hear that some KurtCobain's stuff is going up for auction?

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More, anytime anything of his goesup for auction, it sells for
an obscene amount of money. Thisguy's still making so much money even you
know. However, many years afterhis death, a number of never before
seen items owned by Kirk Cobain orup for auction later this week. They
include a pack of cigarettes that apparentlyhe left in rehab back in March of
nineteen ninety four. They're estimated tofetch up to twelve hundred dollars, according

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to Martin Olan, the executive directorand co founder of Julian's Auctions, in
twelve hundred dollars for a you know, half smoked pakastan. How many SIGs
are still left in there? Well, if he was in rehab, probably
there's probably a lot gone, right, because he just teared through SIGs and
left. Yeah, that's all heprobably did. But here's here's apparently Martin

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Olan talking about it. So wehave a pack of cigarettes that Kirk Cobaine
left behind in rehab on opens eightto twelve hundred dollars. What if it
was never Kirk Cobain cigarettes, itwas just like the janitor who left a
round. Yeah, how do youprove that it's really weird unless you can
do a DNA test on it?Well they haven't. They have been open.
Yeah, maybe the most expensive packetcigarettes ever. But they will sell

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us significantly more than that because there'llbe a bity more because people want to
get their hands on something from KurtCobaine. Also connected to Cobaine enough for
auction. Are a cardigan, Laura, you love ripped up cardigans. I'm
sure you'd like that, A pairof ripped up Levi's and a series of
handwritten notes that's expected to fetch upto one point two million dollars yo,

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the note, Well no, actuallysome of that stuff, but the left
handed Fender Mustang electric guitar specifically wouldgo for one point two million. So
do you that that is expensive?But think about there these ridiculous people paying
for art, you know, waymore than that than a million dollars,
which blows my mind, but it'strue. I want to say you should

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go on to a missing record forlike the most expensive piece of memorabilia sold.
I could be wrong about that,but I think one of his guitars
and that cardigan he wore during theMTV Unplugged, Yeah, I remember that.
I mean that that sold for almosta million dollars. I think this,
man, I mean, I justfeel like that should be in the
load. Is that the experienced musicproject up? And I feel like that

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stuff it's all been on display ata certain point in time. So I
don't know when they decide, like, oh well now it's time to sell,
it's just going to go on somerich a holes wall, right.
I know what about the jeans?Is he cool? Is he too cool
to rip up his own jeans?Did that happen on its own? Because
back then I did a rock starcut up his zone. I got a
feeling he did it himself because Idon't know if what was the big shop.

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I don't know if J C.Pennies or whatever. They weren't doing
it yet, you know, soI'm with you. I bet you that
we ripped him up himself in justlike us in junior high. And now
we pay extra for it exactly ifyou want rip maybe or maybe he's like
my ex husband and he just like, never washed them and wore the same
pair of jeans for years at atime, and they just fell apart.
I believe that that's how they gottoured. Well, there you go.

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We'll put links so you can seethat stuff if you want it. One
five nine the brew dot com standards. You're Laura on one of five to
nine the Brew. We do havetickets to go see the Blazers coming up
here around seven thirty this morning.We will play real news or fake news
for your chance to win. Rightnow that we're gonna find out what is
trending? Now? What's trending fueledby Columbia heating and cooling raising your expectations

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of comfort. This man gets thefirst ever whole eye transplant whoa, and
half of a face transplant too.So there was an incident at work that
just blew his face pretty much offand his arm, so he lost his
left arm, half of his face, and his eyeball. But he just
got the first eye transplant. It'sstill swollen, kind of shut right now,

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but apparently it's gonna open up andhe's gonna be It's gonna be okay.
Is that I gonna work? Isit just loaded? I think it's
gonna work. Wow, it's apretty insane story. Go check out the
video right now at one of fivenine the brew dot com. The poor
guy does, He's got like ascar right across the center of his face,
like chuck. Yeah, like chuckhe does? Is it like two
f a or more chucky? Morechucky? I feel like the two face.

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I feel bad for the two facesis hard to come back from.
Also, the video of the lionthat escaped and roam the streets for about
seven hours is online. It's apretty crazy video. Just this giant lion.
This happened. It was in anothercountry. It's yeah, it's like
they got a heck of a zoodown there, bad fences. Uh where
was It's a coastal town of Italyin Italy. Yeah, I feel like

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that's still unexpected, very first world. Yeah. And this this giant lion,
like a circus lion, is justwalking down the street ready to pounce
on somebody. Oh my god.And it didn't need anyone. I didn't
do that. How did it getaway? Like, who's who's lion?
Well, you gotta go watch thevideo to find out. Imagine if your
animal control in Italy as a matterof fact, I quit. It escaped

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from the circus, but the circushas no idea how it got out,
so there's a mystery there. They'retrying to figure it out. Go check
out the video one of five ninedot com. You can also listen to
our Donkey Show podcast. You canwatch the live stream of the show.
There's videos video cameras here in thestret deo, so you can see the
show as it happens and check outdaily video clips online. One A five
nine in the brew dot com.Coming up next, another keyword that could
be your keyword to go fund yourselfwhin yourself a thousand dollars. Right after

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blind Melon. It's one of fivenine in the Brew. Tanner, Drew
and got something to say. Sendus a message anytime using that talkback feature
on the iHeartRadio app. You're wakingup with Tanner, Drew and Laura.
I found out yesterday that's a champfrom Anchorman will be in studio on Friday

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Day. Hello, whoa David?I always screwed his last name as a
Kochner or Keckner. I think it'sKeckner. Check that I could be completely
wrong. He's also in the Office. We'll do some research before it comes
in on track. We'll make surewe've had him in here before. Apparently
I don't remember it. Drew toldme it was before the pandemic. Yeah,
and I don't have the greatest memory, but I do remember him like

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lean over a chair. Yeah,Like I feel like he is a tall
dude, and I feel like maybeI remember him leaning over the table.
That's about it. Yeah, Andthat's but you know, like I said,
short term memory a little shot.So we're gonna have him in on
Friday morning, him and his opener, So they're gonna be here. It's
gonna be healing this weekend. Sonice double whammy on Friday morning with Champ.

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I'm excited. I'm gonna ask himif there's ever talks of an Anchorman
three. There's rumors of a Officereboot, so we got to talk about
that. Those are both such bigtitles that just being associated. Yeah,
there's always gonna be a little fireon maybe a sequel. And he wasn't
like a full time cast member onthe Office, but if they do a
reboot, maybe maybe he could be. So him in we'll see Friday morning

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around seven thirty listen for that's comingup around seven thirty this morning. We'll
have tickets to go see the Blazers. They're gonna be who they play him,
do you know again? Yes,And it's the back end of a
back to back, so they're gonnaneed all the support they can get.
And if you win the tickets thismorning, you're gonna qualified for the grand
prize, which is the so Corselightsilver seats. Yes, you actually get

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two pair of those SO four tickets. Pretty sweet. Let's listen to some
talkback messages. Brew Crew fat orhere just giving out a special message to
Laura. Happy birthday girl. Goodmorning brew Crew to the loaf. Happy
happy birthday to you, Laura.I hope those crows bring you something special

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for your birthday. Drew's and aresorry. Laura's in full chrow mode right
now. Yeah. As a matterof fact, yesterday she was so excited
to tell me about this new foodoption she's got for her crows. Yes,
so I went out with a fewpeople on Saturday night and this girl
randomly she was like, yeah,so I like to feed the crows at
my and my apartment And I waslike scirrel, like what me too?

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And So we started talking about crows, and she's like watched, and I
was telling her that other birds werecoming and steal my crow's peanuts. And
she's like, here's what you do. You feed them something that other birds
don't want, like scrambled eggs.So on Sunday morning, I got up
and I made the crows my ownbatch of scrambled eggs, and I put

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it out and I walked out ontomy vic with the breakfast and they were
they were all just like sitting therewaiting. I'm gonna you're getting more and
more crows at your house. Yourneighbors must hate. There were like three
just like on the power line,like looking at me, where's our eggs?
Bitch, breakfast? It's breakfast.You're working cooking for your crows scheduled.

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That's crazy. And you found afellow crow lady, And what it
is you two enabled each other.She gotta be like five in the morning
to do that. I did not, but I would. I would.
And by the way, she's gettingmore happy birthdays than we've ever received.
You and I we'll celebrate our birthson the air. We'll get like two
or three talk bags, have fortytalkbacks this morning, not even every birthday'll

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and nine songs. Yeah, SoKirk Kobain leaves a pack of cigarettes at
rehab and someone just decides to pickthem up and think that they're gonna be
worth twenty million dollars twenty years later. Not twenty but twelve hundred at least
they're going for an auction. That'sjust nonsense. Oh hey, Laura,
let me get your email so Ican send you some feet pics for your

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birthday. She's the one who sendsthis feed pix. Guy, I got
it mixed up. Mm hmm okay, Laura, imagine this. A birthday
kit comes in. Now, imagineme jumping out of the birthday cake.
Now imagine this too. I'm ina copy uniform. Oh my god.
Yeah, whoa, yeah, whowhoa? You were this old when that

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happened? Come on in, Yeah, where's my where's my cake? With
a stripper inside? You? Guys? Yeah, I'm waiting for guys.
Sounded like he was eating that cakefrom the inside. All right. Well,
happy birthday to you, and thankyou to all the people saying Happy
birthday to Laura this morning makes herfeel hole and loved and reminding her that
she's getting older. Yeah, TikTok, Laura, TikTok. My mom tells

(28:06):
me all the time. Yeah.Does your mom ever like start saying,
when are you gonna give me agrandson? She knows better, Yeah,
she knows. Has she done itbefore? And you're like, don't do
it, mom? No, Likeshe's the only person who's never asked because
she knows. No kids for you? Yeah. Yeah, my grandmother's and
they don't really do it anymore.I think they've just you know, they've

(28:29):
given up any help for me.Did any of your other cousins give them
grandchildren? All of them? Oh, so you're in the clear. It's
actually good for you. Yeah,I'm the oldest and I am the only
one that doesn't have kids. Man, as a man, you've got another
thirty years to make it happy.You don't have an accident. I was
actually talking about this with a friendover the weekend. I don't know at

(28:52):
forty one, because that means like, if I had a kid, you
know tomorrow, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be in my sixties when
they're yeah, you know, juststarting college and Stocky, you and Drew
would have kids the same age.That'd be adorable. Yeah, because you're
explaining me because I had a kida minute ago, and yeah, I
am going to be sixty something.It's old. Yeah, is old.
I mean that's fine for some people. I don't know if for me.

(29:14):
Trust me, it's old. I'malready scared of it. Like I agree
with you, Like I don't wantto be picking up my kid from from
school and have someone go whose grandpais that? Stop my dad? Okay,
First of all, sixty is notthat old. It's not as bad
because they're just saying we all didhave that kid who had the seventy year
old Right, it's not necessarily old. But do you want to be a
brand new father at sixty something yearsold? You know? Or like a

(29:37):
father of if you're make Jaggery doit all the time. Well, you
know they throw money at people.It's a big difference when you got to
do it yourself. Mick Jagger couldn'tchange a diaper at gunpoint, not even
his own. I was like,h yeah, I don't know. Al
Pacino. How old is al Pacina? Like eighty three when he had that
kid. Yeah, I'm sure,I'm sure he's got his sleeves rolled up,

(30:00):
baby crab. I bet yeah,this is disgusting. It's my best
star phase. All right, comingup in a few minutes, we will
play rullness for fake news for thisBlazers ticket saying and now through sports here's
true. Well, you think abouthow many people get bought out of their

(30:23):
contracts in college football these days.And we talked about Jimbo fish Er Jimbo.
Jimbo got seventy six million dollars whenthey called on Sunday and said,
you know what, Jimbo, it'snot working out, you're fired, but
you get all your money. Yeah, no worry is about going to that
unemployment office or anything. Now that'sseventy six He's not alone. They're in

(30:47):
the last year alone, one onehundred and forty six million dollars has been
spent on coaches who are no longercoaching their teams. You think about the
massive amount of money. Ways justnuts that there wouldn't be clauses in these
contracts that would suck out a littlebit of the money. But as of
now, the big names don't seemto care how much money is in a

(31:10):
program that can spend seventy six millionto send you home, and now you
have to pay a new dude somethingjust like that, because it's public knowledge
what you paid Jambo, someone whomight not be getting that kind of money.
Chip Kelly, one time god atOregon, is now on the ropes
that UCLA as fans are calling forhis firing after a loss this weekend to

(31:33):
Arizona State. The reason I bringit up Oregon States coach Jonathan Smith is
on the short list for that job, and what a devastation that would be.
His alma mater is Oregon State.He is a Beaver, but money
talks, and he is from Californiaoriginally. Dan Lanning has the same thing
going for him at Oregon. Willhe be the next coach at Texas A
and m Well, he made itvery clear yesterday. I'm taking care of

(31:55):
extremely well here at Oregon. Ihave the resources I need here at Oregon
to be really, really successful.I'm not motivated by that. I'm motivated
by winning. I'm motivated by beingelite here, and our players deserve my
complete focus. Our fans deserve thebest product on the field. So it's
outside noise. It didn't matter before, it doesn't matter now. I'll continue
to say it to them blue inthe face and want to be here at
Oregon. That hasn't changed, Thatwon't change. Guy's great. We're lucky

(32:20):
to have them. If you're aduck fan. Blazers Jazz tonight six o'clock
jazz papered by five and a halfbefore they come home tomorrow night. For
the tickets we're given away in justa few there's just sports. Thank you
much, all right, this,Yeah, we need collers ten and eleven
actually right now because we're going toplay real news or fake news coming up
next for your chance to see theBlazers take on the Calves. And if
you win these tickets this morning,you'll be a finalist for the grand prize,

(32:44):
which is four tickets to the Cores. Light silver seats. That'd be
awesome. Get upgraded. These seatsare dope. I mean, what all
do you get in these silver seatsfor? Well, you just get to
sit up kind of above you know, I don't know. It's sidebox level
with your eyes kind of yeah,good view of the game. And then
you've got these cooling cup holders,so you stick your can of beer in

(33:04):
there, keep them cold for you. They've got a phone charging port just
die because I feel like my phonealways dies at that game, And then
like, how am I going toget an Uber home one of those cool
things too that you just like setit on the table and charges for you
wireless. It's awesome. It's justawesome, and you get four tickets instead
of just a pair to the game. Right College ten and eleven eighty six
six four four five, one ohfive nine is the phone number and will

(33:25):
play a fun game of real newsor fake News coming up here right after
Mountain Crew. Happy Tuesdays, Tanner, jew and Laura on the Brew got
something to say? Send us amessage anytime using the talkback feature on the
iheartradiop You're waking up with Tanner,Drew and Laura. You can also call

(33:49):
us if you're old school eight sixsix four four five one oh five nine
number. It's because this guy's beenon hold for a few minutes. Hey
brother, Hey, I just wantedto wish you had to have to day
and Happy good Day. Is Jeffersonfrom Washington. He thanks, Jefferson from
Washington celebrating Brew Day. It lookslike that that thing that mcdee set up
is starting to take off. Yeah, it's becoming a real thing you have.

(34:14):
You guys have a great day andyou're the best part of my day.
Hey man, you too. Weappreciate that. Thanks. Your day
must suck though, thanks to thecall my friend. All right, coming
up in just a second, we'regonna play real news or fake news for
your chance at tickets to go seethe Blazers. By the way, I
think do we have another pair ofthose tomorrow too? Yeah? I believe

(34:35):
so, yeah, yeah, yeah, and so yeah. Everyone who wins
these tickets this week is qualified forthe grand prize, which is a four
pair of tickets to the Corps likesilver seats. Oh yeah. So coming
up, we also have an additionof Dumbass of the Day of course,
and yeah, because we can dothat daily, whole lot of so many
of them. And it's also Laura'sbirthday, so we will be giving her

(34:57):
some gifts a little later on.Not need to do that. You got
to see what Casey I think.If Casey gets you what I think he's
gonna get you, it's hilarious.You always gotta be careful. He could
just come in here and blast youon the side of the head with a
T shirt cannon. I know that'strue. Yeah, true, it's Rachel.
All right, let's play this game. It could be real or complete

(35:19):
bullshit. You are fake. Thisis Danner, Drew and Laura's real news
or fake news. All right,I'm gonna read off some headlines. Some
are real, some are completely madeup. You just have to point out
which is which to get the Blazer'stickets. Here, let's meet our contestants
this morning. Calling from Happy Valley. His name is Matt, and he
wanted to let me know it wasMatt with one t as if that makes

(35:40):
a difference on the radio. Ohokay, changes nothing. Good morning,
Matt. How are you, brothergood man? Do you read the paper?
Do you watch the news? Whateverpops up on my phone? What's
the most recent current event you heard? He there was some of the elms

(36:02):
and the government or something yeah,around on page right. Okay, so
this might be a difficult game foryou then if you don't know what's going
on in the world. Some headlinesare reel summer made up. You just
gotta get at least three out offive to win, and if you lose,
you have to listen to us.Give your tickets to somebody who did
absolutely nothing Yeah, it's time toplay another round of real news or fake

(36:27):
news reel or fake Matt with oneteam. Woman buys claw machine and reveals
why you never win. I wantto know is that a real story?
It is? I need to knowthis secrets. I'll tell you in just
a second reel? Or fake Starbucksgiving away weighted blankets filled with coffee beans

(36:50):
during winter promotion. That sounds real? Is that a real story? It's
a fake story? My friend oneand one really fake Canadian traveler discovers Austrian
hostel located inside IKEA. Uh true? Is that a true story? It's

(37:17):
a true story? Real or fake. Woman swallows thirteen staples after doctor's joke
that she has to stay staple herhold on. Let me screw this whole
thing up. Woman swallows thirteen staplesafter doctor jokes that's how you have to

(37:37):
your stomach stapled. Oh but thatmakes sense. Okay, so she her
doctor told her she had to gether stomach stapled, so she ate staples.
Okay, real fact. I'm goingto say safe news that trout to
it's fake? Is that it isthat? Oh he's a learner. R

(38:01):
nice job. I botched the lastheadline but we got the idea. You
feel good about that. He feelsreally good about it. Yeah, thank
you. I swear she's received morebirthdays than Drew and I have the entire
time we've been on the radio inPortland. Yeah, everyone's it's good.

(38:23):
I'm glad people are for more thanus. It's thanks. It's clear now
again. Hang on, brother,you just got tickets to go see the
Blazers and you are qualified for thegrand prize, which is four tickets to
the cores Light silver seats. Inice, Yeah, bing bing indeed bing
bing. Hang on the phone.We'll get you trim fo and you'll have

(38:43):
another chance tomorrow, same time.No our brew news update powered by event
Is Health Portland and no HSU healthpartner. Here's Laura. Well, if
you're looking up tonight, you mayhave a chance to catch a peek at
one of the most distant planets inour solar sys. Thanks to November's new
moon and the fact that the planetis in opposition opposition, Uranus should be

(39:06):
visible over night if you want tosee it in detail, though you'll need
a telescope to view it because it'syou know, two billion miles away.
What time can I see uranus overnightat some point. It is your birthday.
I mean, really, we cansee uranus right now if you really
want to, I can turn themics off. No, it's you know
what, You're gonna have to waitfor that. Get out your binoculars.

(39:27):
Birthday suit o'clock yet, I justmeant I could google it. I don't
know what you got. Oh,just disgustingly gross. Anyway, Okay,
all right, well anyway, Largestores, including Walmart and Costco, are
rethinking self checkout lanes due to widespreadcustomer complaints. They say they're slow,
and they're unreliable, and it's apain when you're trying to buy alcohol and

(39:49):
you gotta call a guy over tocheck your ID and that whole thing.
Of course, that's not the onlyreason I get really because I usually scan
my alcohol first, so my lightstarts to blink, so as I'm scanning
everything else, I can see itand come over, because I hate it
when I need to scan the lightor scan the beer and it takes forever
for them to come here. Butthey don't even for normally, when I
go and I scan my alcohol first, they don't let you scan anything else

(40:12):
until you give them your entity.See, yeah, so you're stuck.
No matter safe way I can keepscan. Safeway will let you burn away
and wait. So if we justcan't check out, check out till they
give you the check down, allright, Well maybe I'll have to switch
over to Safeway. See if Ican make that a little easier for me.
But in the meantime, they arethinking about going back to the traditional,
you know, put your stuff onthe conveyor belt, talk to a

(40:35):
cashier type of deal. Also,because theft is such a large problem,
people are just like going through theyou checkouts or whatever and conveniently forgetting to
scan things, or they're just notscanning anything at all. So my friend
said, I saw him post onsocial media recently. He goes, my
favorite part going through self checkout isdeciding what I'm going to steal, which

(40:57):
is terrible. But I'm sure he'snot the only person. And mind,
I bet it happens every day.Yep. And more than a forty nine
million people are going to be drivingover the Thanksgiving holiday this coming week,
and people are going to be flyingas well. I think the majority of
people are going to be on theroadway. So so what are the best
days to leave town. Tuesday Wednesdayof next week are the worst. Sunday

(41:20):
is the worst day to come home. No matter what, You're probably going
to hit some traffic, but youmay hit less if you leave before ten
am or after seven pm. Inthe worst time to leave is between two
and six pm the day before Thanksgiving. So just something to keep in mind.
More on those stories. One offive nine in the brew dot com,
Thank you very much. Coming upnext. Another keyword that could be
your keyword to go fund yourself andwant a thousand dollars in cash. As

(41:43):
soon as you hear it, yougotta log onto one of five nine in
the brew dot com and entered into win. Also coming up next,
we want to know have you everhad a concussion? Oh, how did
you get that concussion? How didyou get your bell? Run boom?
Tell us about it. Eight sixsix four four one five nine is a
phone number, and also send usa talkback message to the iHeartRadio. It's
Tanner, Drew and Laura on theBrew. Happy Tuesday. It's Tanner,

(42:06):
Drew and Laura. Call Tanner Drewand Laura eight time at eight six six
four five nine down down. Youcan also shoot us a talkback message through
the Ihearts radio lab. Download itfor your cell phone. It's free,

(42:28):
then press the microphone button to recordsome good morning brew crew builder Bob.
Here, I guess I wanna sayhappy bing Bong birthday to Laura. Hope
you have a great day. Youguys, keep on rocking and bring on
the beat. Oh yeah, hey, Tyler here, just head I get
out here and say happy birthday Laura. Yeah, more birthdays, Happy birthdays

(42:50):
to Laura than Drew and I haveever received. And how many years have
we been doing the show? Many? Twenty? Yeah, that cannot be
true. Well more in a singleday, for sure, not all time.
It's been twenty years. It almostfeels like all time. The way
Tanner looked at you was priceless,like you're kidding me, You're kidding me,
Well what I don't. I don't. I still don't buy it.

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Well, it's not that it's notdeserve it. Oh thanks, you know
what I mean. We do havea champion for you. We do have
some gifts for you coming up inthe next hour. So happy birthday.
By the way, we're streaming videoif you want to watch the show in
real time at one of five ninein the brew dot com. It might
just be easier to go to ourFacebook or Instagram's, you know. Yeah,
it's one of five nine the Brewor at Tanner Drew and Laura,

(43:36):
all right, we want to knowthis morning. Have you ever had a
concussion? And if so, howdid you get your bell rung? How
did you get that concussion? Yeah? Eight six, six, four,
four, five one five nine,we want to know because it's actually a
bummer of a story. Drew's nephew, Yeah, he was as a concussion.
He was playing some lacrosse, whichis, you know, it's not
football, but you're still in thepretty physical dads in the helmet and I

(44:00):
feel like it's scarier than football becauseyou're carrying around a tryant stick. Yeah,
and so once you and it's funny, you get into eighth grade and
you'd think like, oh, there'sstill like chilling, like kids are coming
hard in eighth grade. And mynephew plays on a pretty good team.
He's he's fast, he's good,but he's little and so and everyone knows
he's little, including him, justlike little guys do. But he scurries

(44:21):
around and he jumped up to tryand shoot the ball and a guy just
plucked him and he went, youknow, feed up head down, wam
into the ground. Uh well,he he just hit him up high and
his whole body flipped up. You'veseen videos of that where they just in
the air off and so he wentupside down and when his head bounced off

(44:42):
the ground, he got his bellrung to where he was you know,
kind of out and when he cameto, they realized he had a concussion.
I had to go to the hospital. And it turns out and when
we were kids, they'd like watchit for one night, you know,
and slap you on the button,send you back in. But apparently,
you know, if you're nauseous,you're not supposed to be watching TV.

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He was supposed to go to theTravis Scott concert. Couldn't do that.
Do that bummer couldn't do anything withlike flashing lights, let alone television.
So you just kind of sit andfeel nauseous. He tried to go to
school a week later, which isyesterday, and had to come home halfway
through. Oh no, some ofthose concussions can really hang in there too,
you know what I mean, Likethey just seem to linger on for

(45:25):
quite some time. Yeah, LikeI thought it was just a couple of
days. But I feel like thiskid's been, you know, struggling with
it for a few days now,like yeah, like a week or so,
and his dad it was my brother. It was like, yeah,
I think, well, maybe it'sjust like your brain is so little that
it was just bounce. It's nottime for jokes a lot. Well,

(45:45):
we want to know how did youreceive a concussion? Eight sixty six four
nine. I asked this question onFacebook the other day and got a big
response. Tina says, I waslighting hairspray on fire. I went to
sit on the side of the backtub and missed and hit my head,
knocked myself out. Luckily, mybest friend Tanya was there to get my

(46:06):
parents for a drive to the emergencyroom. Oh my god, it was
downtown Tina Brown lighting hairspray on firejust for poops and giggles full beavis.
I thought it was. She wasgonna say like it exploded, yeah,
and she got shot back in theshower wall or something. H see.
Julia says, I've had five concussions, WHOA take it easy? Three in
soccer as a goalie and one inpowderpuff football and one in a waterskiing accident.

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Man, yeah, I don't thinkphysical activities for you. She's going
to be robbing a bank and abathrobe. Fludder exactly, blowing a whistle.
Let's see the phones are going crazy. Let's go to there's a lot
of people on hold. First,let's go to line one heights. Tannerd
to and Laura, good morning,Good morning, Hey, what did you

(46:52):
get your bell? Run? Ina football game? Really fifteen years ago?
I slipped upside down, landing onmy head. Come to the sidelines
and the coaches that asked me ifI'm okay, and I'm like, yeah,
still great. What's the score?And he goes, are you beating
Ashland? And he goes what.He looks at me and he goes what
he is Ashland? He goes,We're not what Ashley said? Yeah,

(47:15):
Ashlands Grizzlies. And he's like,oh my god, dude, you're knocked
back into high school. I gotpretty knocked out. You went back in
time. Only it's like I'm talking. I was playing semi pro, dude.
I was out of college playing that'swild. I was out for a

(47:40):
long time. I actually, youknow, I played for the rest of
the season. You know, itwas my first year of my first daughter.
So I was like, you know, I kind of ticket, you
know, maybe I should stop doingthis for a while. And yeah,
I was working full time. Iwas working full time and I was playing
football. So it was like,yeah, well glad you much better man.
That's that's a crazy story. Ohheck, yeah it is. But

(48:02):
yeah, but I just had ason too, ten years old to say
this first year football this year,just got done recovering off of that concussion
and runs in the family, runthe phone. Yeah pretty much. How
many years would you go? Back? Boy in the womb? He got
to hit so hard, he's wild. All right, buddy, I appreciate

(48:22):
the call. Thank you so muchfor sharing that one. God, I
don't think I've ever had a concussion, and I'm grateful after hearing those stories.
You're lucky. I mean maybe Ihave. I think I actually I
had a slight concussion in the accidentthat I was in earlier this year.
Just slight, but it was there. Yeah, you got your bell rung,
all right, more of your callsand pew boys on the phone.
Oh so we'll see what he hasto say. I guess he's had a
concussion before, explains a lot gift. She's gonna have a concussion after this

(48:45):
call. Hang on and now throughsports, well, there's a lot of
rumors going around in regards to collegefootball coaches, and the scars have not
yet healed for a lot of fans, especially for the Oregon Ducks, who

(49:07):
lost one coach to the Florida StateSeminals and then another one to Miami.
Basically just telling us, if you'regood enough, then your coach is gonna
leave and go to a bigger nameschool, which is a revolving door that
never gets better. Bring in DanLanning, a much younger option, but
a guy who's had great success atOregon, and now that at Jimbo Fisher

(49:29):
was given his seventy six million dollarsand his walking papers. The questions came
up immediately, is Dan Lanning nextin line? Is this his moment?
Is he going back to the SEC? Is he gonna crush Well? He
was cornered in a news conference andwas well prepared when he said this.
I'm taking care of extremely well hereat Oregon. I have the resources I

(49:50):
need here at Oregon to be really, really successful I'm not motivated by that.
I'm motivated by winning. I'm motivatedby being elite here, and our
players deserve my complete focus. Ourfans deserve the best product on the field.
So it's outside noise. It didn'tmatter before, it doesn't matter now.
I'll continue to say it to themblue in the face. You want
to be here at Oregon. Thathasn't changed, that won't change. And

(50:10):
now that you're allowed to kind ofhook up the players, not with cash
but with compensation, it's Nike.It's the UFO and Nike. Like why
the rest of the country's like,why would you stay out there in Oregon
where it's cold and it's raining becauseof Nike. Yeah, I don't know
why. You gotta be shaken intothat idea, and I'm glad that Dan
understands. He also says, raisingyour kids in a community like that is

(50:30):
top nine. We also have Britaboy down there that's Dant and the Chili
cheese burrito. Yes, you maynever leave. Finally, Blazers Jazz Tonight
the precursor to tomorrow's game, wherewe're giving away the Silver Seeds. The
Blazers underdogs by five and a half, but I could see a shaker tonight,
as there's only three wins so farfor the jazz six o'clock tip go
blazers, there's just sport. Thankyou much. All right, This hour's

(50:52):
keyword for your chance to go fundyourself and win a thousand dollars is deposit
log onto one of five nine thebrunt. Enter the keyword deposit and then
keep an eye on your cell phonebecause we could call you back in minutes
with the cash. All right,this morning, we want to know when
did you get a concussion and howdid you get your bell rung. Drew's

(51:12):
nephew has had a concussion for afew days now and to go home from
school. Eight six six four fourfive nine is the phone number. You
can also shoot us a talk backthrough the iHeartRadio app download for your cell
phone today and hit the microphone.I want to chime in text Tanner,
Drew and Laura anytime on the LazyBoy text line at nine you're awake up

(51:37):
with Tanner, Drew and Laura.All right, we want to know this
morning, when did you get aconcussion? How did you get this concussion?
And I guess do you still havethis concussion? Drew's nephew. He
was playing basketball, well lacrosse,sorry lacrosse, and got himself a concussion

(51:59):
and he's had it for a fewdays now, hasn't been able to go
to school, can go to theTravis Scott concert, which Casey went to
and wishes he didn't go. Thatwould have been the last place for him
to be. Casey wishes he hada concussion. Sunday night, loud flashing
lights. Oh what have we gone? Right back in? But it felt
like I had a concussion when Ileft. Cause you're not even you're not
even allowed these days if you havea bad one to watch television, which

(52:20):
you think that means no phone,no smartphone, none of that. Geez.
So what do they make you dowhen you've got to just sit in
a dark room? Like what's Yeah? My parents took him to the beach
so he could like go walk aroundbecause there was nothing relaxing, peaceful.
It makes sense, something calming forthe mind is probably what you need.
And you're getting stir crazy. Youknow, you're three four days in.
Every time you stand up, you'renauseous, but you're bored. We want

(52:44):
to know when did you get yourbell Rung. We got a couple of
talk pack messages that we'll get toin a second, but first let's go
to Brandon. Good morning, Brandon. Hey, we're going guy, it's
going. Good Man. When didyou get your bell Rung? I'm so
honest there. I actually called thata couple of years ago, talking about
posers wearing Thrasher shirts that shouldn't andI'm gonna pick them up. I called

(53:05):
you guys, and on that topic, I was down at this post called
Commonweal skateboarding and I don't remember anyof this except for when I came to
It was all second hand accord.I was skating and next thing I know,
I apparently hit my head really reallyhard, walked. I got up,
walked into the office, was hadfour long conversations with the guy.

(53:29):
I told them my name, whereI lived, what time it was,
what day it was, et cetera. And about fifteen minutes later, all
I remember is I woke up withmy head in my arms. I was
just like sitting in a chair andI woke up and I looked at the
guy and I'm like, how didI get here? And he goes,
what, And I'm like, howdid I get here, like I know

(53:50):
where I am. I know Iwas a skateboarding but how did I get
into the office. He's like,dude, you just had a full fifteen
minute conversation with me about like whoyou are, life, everything, And
I was like, uh, oh, that's scary when like I don't think
I've ever lost patches of memory likethat, you know, and that that's
got to be a really scary feeling. Oh, it was absolutely like it

(54:12):
was almost kind of dreadful feeling oflike, oh crap, like what just
happened? And I went to ahospital and they were like you got really
lucky man, Like you definitely havea vascushion. I was out for like
four days at the stand of darkroom and like just keep keep everything down
to a very very bad minimum.And that was it was brutal. After
that, I started wearing a helmet. So yeah, thanks for sharing that

(54:36):
with this man. We appreciate it. Glad you're doing better. That's nuts,
dude, Yikes, can't remember afull conversation. It's always the guy
who's gonna beat up the thrasher shirtguy was probably like helmets are for dorks,
and the exact well, they arefor dorks. I mean, let's
be honest. I mean it's asyou look like a dork when you wear
them. You've got a lot oftext messages coming in or lazy what text

(54:58):
line? This guy says, Iwas cleaning my bathroom and knocked my head
on the porcelain sink. You knowthat's but I feel like you're knocking your
head on porcelain. It's hard.It's so hard. I mean you think
about like they'll make fake teeth outof porcelain and you can't break them.
Yeah, but without situations like that, Doc Brown would have never hi flux
capacity would not exist. I neededthis. One says, just finished paying

(55:22):
off the hospital bill for my sonfrom football practice last season. We have
a great doubt on the team that'sa fireman and he went through the protocol.
But they require you to get adoctor's note. Yeah, I mean
it makes sense because how many dadsjust push their kid back out there?
And the guy's good. I don'twant you losing your starting wide receive it
job, Johnny. Next thing,you know you got CTE. Yeah,

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you don't read. You can't readin front of groups forever? Well,
aren't you more more susceptible to themafter you have one, yes, yeah,
it's easier for you to get one, and next one you get forced
retirements. Like somebody's great at football, but they like Troy Aikman. He
was a great He was great forthe Cowboys, but he could stay under
like you're gonna You're gonna be crippledor die or something. Yeah, he
would have been not been hanging outwith Joe Buck for twenty years. And

(56:06):
then you sound like me trying tosay susceptible. But we got Syrian Steve
on the phone. Good morning,Syrian Steve. Did you ever have to
have a concussion? Bro? Ohyeah, good morning guys. First of
all, happy birthday to the brewprincess over there. Thank you. Yeah
dude. Yeah, I was workingon in one of my cars. I

(56:27):
was you meath the car and abolt came down, you know, and
I tried to move back and Ihit my head so hard on a concrete
and I knocked myself out. Ohyeah, see Steve's sawn logs under the
car. Yeah, I mean that'sterrible, but it's a funny knockout.
Yeah he lived. Yeah, No, it was. It was funny,

(56:47):
dude, because my Uh. Mybrother at the time. He walked by
and he thought I fell asleep underneaththe car. So I was like,
I get you know, I thinkit was like they set upbout like half
an hour or so while it wastongue. I get this lazy ass sleeping
under the car. Yeah, Idon't know, I sleep under a car
at least, like think think,you know, wake up. Yeah,

(57:07):
something's a step right, at leastyou're trying to kick him or something,
you know, to wake him up. But I thought it was funny then,
and back then it wasn't like alot of I guess it wasn't cell
phone back in the nineties, sohe didn't take a picture. But I
came out of there, man,I was I was like days and confused.
I'm you know, I knocked myselfout so bad that, you know,
I can't stand watching a heads hitconcrete. And it's ever it's been

(57:30):
ever since Back to the Future,that scene where Marty jumps out in the
street where where he's trying to protecthis dad to sound for me. Yeah,
and he lifts his head up andthen he goes that that and he
knocks his head back down on theconcrete and every time I see the film,
I got to turn my head therein that car, and and and
so when he said that, it'sinstantly reminded me of Marty hitting his head
on the concrete. Yeah. Idon't know what they used, like a

(57:50):
they threw a parent a little bit. That that sad sound Jesus for me,
Thanks Steve, appreciate it, Bro, I mean watch Sea. I
watched a lot of cartoons in mylife, you know, when I was
younger. But then when you knowhow like when they got hit in the
head and the stars. It's true, bro, Yeah, yeah, it
does get a little weird in there. I love you guys, Yeah,
yeah, I love your Big Flatteractually sees marijuana leaves. It's strange when

(58:12):
he do. Let's check out thetalk back messages. You can send us
one any time. Just download theapp for your cell phone, press the
microphone. Actually, once you havethe Bruce streaming, then press the microphone.
Yeah, hey, big John here. I had a bunch of concussions.
One of them was pretty bad.I was a bouncer and there was
a massive bar fight about two hundredpeople to three hundred people, just a

(58:37):
brawl. I fell tripping over someoneelse and I was held down and curb
stomped in the head repeatedly by aboutten people, and I had to fight
my way out. That was crazy. That sounds herb stomped terrible. One
stomp is too many stomps, right, couldn't you see him just getting up

(58:59):
like a mad bowl, just likeclear in the house. Yeah, I
also, I mean two hundre threehundred people. It also seems very unbelievable.
It's a lot. I mean,what is this like double dress?
I think I might still have aconcussion. It was probably like thirty people
made seeing doubles and trip It couldbe. I have had two concussions.
One when I flipped a car twentytwo years ago drinking and driving when I
was young and dumb, and justa couple of years ago, getting some

(59:22):
bricks under my deck. I didn'tduck enough and I hit the ten foot
by eight inches circumference beam right onthe edge, hit right on my hairline.
I have a dent in my headto this day. You know when
you don't think there's a ceiling aheadand you come at at full speed,
Yeah, like that's the worst thatbunk and that's that's not even a concussion

(59:45):
and it makes your whole world go. Yeah, yeah, it does.
When I was a little when Iwas in high school, my brother was
a baby, and I was inMontana for Christmas, and all their houses
there have really low ceilings. Yeah, and I forgot because my ceiling is
super high at home. So Ipicked my baby brother up and I throw
him in the air, and hehas had pancakes against that ceiling so hard.

(01:00:07):
I threw my brother into the ceiling. I was trying to be chilled,
and I got that sound that MartyMcFly you heard when he hit his
head on the concrete. Instantly startedcrying, Oh no, no, no,
no. Ship at that age,you're over his head. Now he's
got eyes like a hammerhead shark.Yes. I felt so bad because it
was a super low ceiling and Ijust forgot, and I was excited to

(01:00:29):
see him, and I just threwhim in the air like you would a
little kid, I honestly, andhe just thunked his head on that ceiling.
All big brothers, you don't havethrown their little brother into at least
a wall or a ceiling. SoI think this is a rite of passage,
all right, coming up in afew minutes, We're uh, what
are we gonna do? We'll takemore of your calls. I know we'll
do that. Oh yeah, thatsounds like a great plan, ringing them

(01:00:51):
bells. We're also gonna get youto have a keyword for your chance at
one thousand dollars. Details on howto win that cash right here nine the
Brew, Portland's rock station, Tannerto and Laura this morning. We want
to know if you've ever had aconcussion, and if so, how did
you get your bell rung like Drew'snephew was playing the cross and got his
bell rung pretty hard. Has hada concussion for a few days. Yeah,

(01:01:12):
I had a slight concussion and Ihad that accident when my fore runner
got totaled in February. It wasjust a mild concussion, wasn't too bad.
So may I believe you threw yourlittle brother into the ceiling though I
know I feel bad and I haveno idea if we got he had a
concussion. We never took him tothe hospital. Yeah. Back in the
day, you just say, arethey breathing? It's my brother was going

(01:01:34):
crush the Soviet. You're gonna begot a lot of talkback messages and a
lot of text messages on our lazyBoy text line. This one from eighty
seven to twenty nine. Listen tothis. They say, I got my
first concussion when I was in aplane crash back in nineteen eighty three.
Whoa Jesus. The fact that yousurvive a plan Yeah, alive after a
take the concussion in that situation.Yeah, let's see this one. Excuse

(01:01:58):
me, says clean my that onejust finished that one too. Luckily,
I've never got a concussion, butI know someone who got sucker punched by
a tweaker downtown and got knocked out, and he definitely had a concussion because
he probably hit his head on theground when he hit when he hit the
concrete right. And I feel likeback in the day, we didn't really
know what we were dealing with.Like my brother helicoptered me into a cement

(01:02:19):
or concrete bird bath once and Iremember it knocked the little bird off and
all they did was lay me onthe couch with a rag on my face.
You'll be fine. Like that doesn'tseem like protocol in this day,
Like the eighties and nineties were adifferent time for health. You see like
like Chris Rock said, he rubbedsome robotussing on it. I definitely got
the tuzs and you walk it off, you sleep it off. Yeah,

(01:02:40):
yeah, exactly, and we wejust all hope you wake up tomorrow.
Yeah. I was gonna say,isn't that the worst advice when you have
a concussion? Just for I remember, because you used to have to have
someone just sit and then you probablystill do. They just have to sit
and watch you while you sleep thatfirst day. Yeah, it's terrible.
Let's go to line too, uh, Tanner, Jew and Laura, did

(01:03:01):
you ever get a concussion? Idid. I've had probably four of them.
Damn. Yeah. I guess theysay once you've had one, it's
easy to get another one, right, So how did you get the first
one? First one, I gothit by a truck when I was riding
my bike. I was in fourthgrade and just just got knocked right out,

(01:03:22):
like I was. I was outfor a good minute, which is
the reminder when you crossed the street, it's left right left back. Then,
when I was in high school,a buddy, someboddies of mine and
I were playing bag stoned in thedark on a playground. Yes, and

(01:03:44):
I went face facing with the monkeybars and I guess I just levered myself
out and h you got a monkey? Yeah, in a game of baked
night tag monkey. Yeah, what'sthe worst that could happen? And you
know that sound? Thank you?Thanks dude, appreciate flash. You also

(01:04:12):
went into time. I don't knowif you went forward backwards, but there
was a flex capacitor there somewhere.Hid's Tannery and Laura Todd Father, good
morning, Hey, good morning.When did you get your bell? Yeah?
I was not surfing, and Iwas trying to go through like underneath
the pier and it's called shooting thepier, and I thought I could go
through it, you know, Andwell I didn't. I hit head first

(01:04:34):
straight into that pylon that goes down. I was in Hawaiian. I woke
up in the hospital. I wasso luckily somebody grabbed me and I spent
the whole time in Hawaiian in thehospital. Oh that is not how you
want to experience Hawaii. That sucks. How much did you end up spending
on How much did that trip costyou? Well it was about seven eight

(01:05:00):
grand, probably before medical bab yeahright exactly. The trip is already expensively.
I got to deal with that.Well, it's I got good.
It's a trip they'll never forget.I mean he barks when he's by a
microwave now, but I know itsounds like he forgot the majority. Actually,
yeah, he's never going back.He says, all right, thanks,
Todd father. That sucks, bro, that sucks so much. It

(01:05:23):
sounds like you're gonna need some cash, right yep, Because after you spend
seven or eight grand just to goto Hawaii to stay in a hospital,
yeah, I think you're gonna needa little extra money. So coming up
next, Todd father, another chancefor you to go fund yourself one one
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Excuse me, the Brew. You'relike clockwork on that it hits nine

(01:05:46):
o'clock and going, I don't knowwhat's going on. I get indigestion,
and that the frogs in my throat. He'sa nine o'clock brought to you by
Tombs. Honestly, if anybody wantsto endorse like an anti history still bismol.
We could do the dance. I'llsing that song every hour on the
hour. Let's do it. We'lldo it better than anyone's ever done it
before. Right, upset tummy Tuesday. I like it. I like it,

(01:06:10):
Yes, not only using an upsettummy Tuesday, but it's also Bruce
sorry, Laura's birthday, which isthe same thing. Yeah, and she's
turning what do you thirty? Wow? How dare you it? Let's not
go down that road. Last yearwe said thirty six, so just stay
there. I guess I'm still I'mactually going backwards. I'm like Benjamin Button
style. I'm thirty five this year. Well, happy birthday. We do

(01:06:31):
have some gifts for you coming upin a little bit, and more happy
Birthday songs and poems and hymn's drewthan we've ever received here. Yeah,
exactly. You've been on the radiofor twenty one years together and it turns
into star search. And also it'sunfair, uh Tanner for you to be
saying that because you kind of you'reable to direct the conversation. So when
it's your birthday you can punt andnot to choose not to talk about bringing

(01:06:56):
years up before. Yes, well, you guys don't bring it up.
That's actually it's very hurtful. That'snot true, very hurtful. I always
have like a big thing where like, it's my birthday and it's noon.
Nobody said anything to me yet.Oh I love birthdays. I would sing
you birthday songs all day. Ilike other people's birthdays. The reason the
reason I have a I have alittle trouble with birthdays. And I remember
it was like it was in thethird or fourth grade. It was my

(01:07:17):
neighbor. My best friend at thetime is my neighbor Josh. It was
his birthday. He was such adick. Oh that day, he was
such a dick. It was just, you know, it's my birthday,
I get to do whatever I wanttype attitude. It's when you're a kid
and you don't know any better.Sure, And I just remember being sour
about it because he was my bestfriend and he was putting me in like
the back seat. Yeah, AndI think I was just kind of bitter

(01:07:38):
about that for a long time.After put a bad taste in your off
about birthday, I had. Igot out to the last kid who got
to pin the tail on the donkoh not going last, So anyway,
Uh, we'll do that here ina few minutes. We're also I think
we gave the tickets WHI already sothey did? Yeah yeah, but we
do have more Blazer tickets tomorrow.All right, seven thirty we are commercial

(01:07:59):
free things to our friends over atLazy Boy. It's Portland's rock station,
one of five nine in the BrewTanner, Drew and Laura. I don't
know. I didn't like that.S Portland's rock station. One of five
nine the Brew. It's Tanner,Drew and Laura. Today is Laura's name
day? Oh yeah, she turnsthirty six years or sorry, thirty seven
years old today? What's her name? Do? You can't pull what a
not? On blast? I don't. I'm sorry. I just trying to,
you know, God, think thepicture on the dark side of my

(01:08:21):
thirties here. I don't want everyoneto know how old I am. You've
made it a couple hours. Ithought it was gonna fly, but no
boom she Uh, you know youdon't look thirty seven at all, especially
after last night's botox. Oh yeah, playing got me looking for fish.
Yeah, I can't move her eyebrowsthis morning, a little, just a
little. Doesn't it take a while? Yeah, it takes a minute,

(01:08:44):
but yeah, it's not for long. Laura can I already could play racquetball
on that. Laura can always tellwhen she's ready to get botox again because
she can move her face. Yeah, exactly, that's not that bad.
I don't go crazy with it.It's so weird. I saw you do
an expression. Are you okay?But I don't notice it. You know
some people who do too much andyou can tell, well, they always
surprise like, yeah, yeah,it's like, come on, yours feels

(01:09:04):
like baby botox is with what theycall it on the street. I think
it's the name of the place,baby bow and adults. I wouldn't be
surprised if some some parents are like, oh my baby, why is her
forehead wrinkled like that? She needs? I'm sure we did get a talk
back message and this is actually kindof a sund one we got from what

(01:09:25):
is his name? Rupe, thethe Amazon delivery driver. Yeah, well
listen to this. What's up guys, Reupe former Amazon delivery driver? Calm.
I'll let you know that last SundayI was attacked by somebody while I
was delivering, and I fought backand I got fired for it. You're

(01:09:45):
supposed to just run away. Iguess what. So I'm a little upset,
bummed out. Yeah, what canyou do about it? I love
you guys. We should get himon the We don't have any time today,
but maybe tomorrow, get Roupe onthe phone and get to the bottom
of that. You got attacked,then you got fired. Oh, doesn't
make any sense. I want toknow the circumstances and what the protocols are.
You know, he's probably one inthree people who hear this has worked

(01:10:08):
for them. I want to knowwhat or what are you allowed to do?
Is he leaving stuff out like hedrove onto somebody's grass and messed up
a garden and deserved a good beatenYeah? And was it like if someone
goes after a package or what ifthey swing on you. There's so many
questions. Yeah, you can't defendyour self defense like yeah, I mean,
come on, I'm not gonna letyou whoop my ass because it says

(01:10:30):
on the paperwork that I'm supposed tolet you Rupe. We got to talk
to you tomorrow. I mean,you've got the time. Clearly don't have
a job, So hopefully tomorrow wecan get you on the show and get
to the bottom of it, becausethat's crap. And maybe there's an employeer
out there who's hearing this and going, you know what, I want a
guy like that of my team.Yeah, he's willing to throw cuts for
the product. Yeah, that's right. Pretty soon he's going to be working
security at a Fred Meyers. Yeah, they don't do anything there. They'll

(01:10:51):
shut the store down before they doanything about, you know, crime.
We just hope that Roope's okay,and none of our deliveries were delayed,
right, we'll put it in thatorder. Really, the important things are
my packages. Yeah, exactly.We are commercial free thinks star friends over
at Lazy Boy. It's one afive nine in the brew Tanner, True
and Laura with some Nirvan get inon the action. Call Tanner, Drew

(01:11:14):
and Laura anytime at eight six,six, four four five, one oh
five nine. You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Don't forget I
missed it this morning, but Iwant to mention it again. David Keckner
is it Keckner Cochner, It's KicknerKeckner, and you played Champ on Anchorman.

(01:11:35):
Yeah, tip of the cap forlanding that. I'm super super stoked.
We've had him in here before.We're going to have him in again
on Friday morning with his opener.I don't want to express excitement, but
I'm excited. I hope you arebecause I'm excited to talk to him again.
He's super funny, double whammy.No, I love that guy.
And yeah, he'll be in studioseven thirty Friday morning, and then you'll

(01:11:56):
be able to see him at HeliumComedy Club all weekend. I don't know
if he's doing it this weekend atHelium, but I've seen him do stand
up before where he's as his characterfrom the Office. I CA's pretty fun
something. I can't remember the character'sname for the Office fan either. We're
gonna check it out. I'm guessingbecause he's such a physical comedian that he's
going into characters all the time.He's got that old Yeah, yeah,

(01:12:17):
he's I just I want him todo like I want him to do that
as as Champ from The Anchorman.I think that'd be my favorite up there
with the cowboy hat. Absolutely right. Yeah, just being all sexist and
everything I think. I think whenI think of him, the first image
that pops into my head is himwith that giant cowboy hat on. He
is champed. Yeah. Who didhe play on the Office. I can't

(01:12:38):
remember. He was Todd Todd Packer? Oh yeah, oh man, yeah,
I forgot about that character. SoTodd Packer. Uh will in studio
on Friday, very so, butyeah, sometimes he'll do stand up as
Todd Packer and then talk to thelike Office fans as that character. That's
kind of fun. So maybe,uh, maybe we'll be able to speak

(01:12:59):
to actual Champ on Friday. Idon't know that'reat There's always times when,
like you know, we were superexcited to interview the voice of Chucky and
then he wouldn't do it right.Yeah, I can't remember the guy's name,
the guy who does the voice ofChucky, but we talked him on
the show, I don't know,like a year or two ago, all
right, when the Chuck was happened. The latest Chuck was coming out,
and they told me, you don'task him to do the Chucky voices.

(01:13:19):
It apparently strains his voice. Doyou understand the only reason we would want
to talk to Chucky is because ofthe game. At one point though in
the interview, if you go backand listen to it, he does laugh
and you straight up your Chucky.He accidentally gives us a little bit of
chuckreat All right, let me playa talkback message and did I play this

(01:13:41):
when I don't know? Good morning? I did not. So we got
that message from a roup a fewminutes ago that he got fired, yes,
as an Amazon driver, because hewas attacked and he defended himself and
he got fired for it. Andwe're hopefully going to talk to him tomorrow
to get to the bottom of that, because like, what the hell's out
about exactly? This woman shot usto a talk back man to dread after
she heard that good morning for yourcurrent Amazon driver. It's actually funny because

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I just recently found out that youcan't fight back if somebody fights you,
You have to literally run and hidein your van. But I told them,
like, what if they're chasing meto the van, the whole point
is probably to take my van.They said, you can't defend yourself in
uniform. Hence take off your uniformand wear something underneath it as well,
so that way you're not in uniformbecause people be recording everything so that it's

(01:14:25):
bad on Amazon. I guess ifyou're fighting back, even self defense,
Yeah, I believe. I meanit's ridiculous, but it doesn't make sense
because if you start the video andit's out of context and it just seems
like an Amazon guy beating somebody upon the fine, I think their brand
will survive, you know what Imean, Like, I don't care what
they do. I'm still buying fromthem. I love the idea of like

(01:14:45):
you just stripping down like Superman,you know, like ditching your Amazon flows
so you can fight this dude who'strying to steal your vans. Need some
pull away pants? Yeah, exactly. This is how much money that these
guys make. Though they're like no, no, no, we're serious.
Don't fight back. Let them havethe whole van. What if it's full
pull van, doesn't matter, Justtoss the van. Yeah, we we
can't count all our money. That'scrazy. Though, they're more worried about

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their image and they are their safety, their employees. Yeah, if someone's
attacking me, I don't care whatthe rules are. I'm fighting back.
It looks like I'm on the breadlinebecause I'm about to throw it down,
you know, like when they sayyou can't shoot that animal, Well,
if it's attacking me in the wilderness, I'm shooting it right between the eyes.
Do you think also, like ifthey fight back and get hurt,
the employee is going to come toAmazon and be like, now you owe

(01:15:26):
me x amount of dollars for likemedical expenses. Like people think that's part
of it. I'm sure most ofit has to do with lawsuits and right,
yeah, I bet you if youget ear holed even straight away,
like say you're taking a package anda dude drills you, I bet they've
been sued a thousand times by adriver. Yeah, they're probably being sued
as we speak, I mean multipletimes. And stay down at paragraph three,
chapter C, you will see thatyou signed that you were indeed dispensable.

(01:15:53):
All right, Happy birthday, Laura. Thanks, it's gift time.
Gift given time. I hate openingpeople you go into a it's very awkward.
I agree, yeah, but whenit's not me, it's more.
The worst is like opening a cardin front of somebody and having like I
think that's something I do on myown time. Right, you give me

(01:16:13):
a card and I read it later, but some people in my family wants
me to read it before. Itsawkward when they noticed that you noticed that
there was no money in it.Yeah, with this brand, and they're
just staring at you while you're readingtheir thoughts. Wasn't it a nice card?
Right? Who wants to go first? I don't care. I can
go out here. This is asizable package from two I think nothing less.

(01:16:39):
Okay. I told my hammy tryingto push it over before her mind's
in the other room, go okay, just dispatching me to go get your
stuff. No, no, I'msaying I'll go get it, but you
can go ahead and get her mind'snext door as well. Okay, So
I'll do you the gift exchange.I'll do it. I just put it,
I put in the jam and studAll right, here we go.
Well I'm opening this. That's wellhere, don't don't take to get you

(01:17:00):
that Casey picked it's her birthday,picked that thing up off, be a
gentleman. Pick up Drew's package thereand that there's package, that's all I
heard. Yeah, well it's verylarge. Look at this. Nobody's ever
said that that part. Okay,So Tanner's first then yeah, because apparently
I'm supposed to be opening Drew's lastI think first, this should be first.

(01:17:26):
Really, it's going to take thelong all right, Okay, Drew
is gonna okay, all right,So he told me, he told me
to do this first, and Ihave an idea of what it might be.
Yeah, you probably know. It'san air fry I'm always talking about
how I need one. So andDrew is the expert. He is the
Is it the same one you gotme? Yeah, it's just the newer

(01:17:49):
model. It's pretty okay. SoI'm assuming these packages have to do with
the air fry. One does,okay, and there I mean, nothing
fun beyond the air frier, butthat fryer is endless hours of fun chicken
nuggets at all. Of course,you gotta have like spray. There should

(01:18:10):
be avocado oil spray. Yes,and if you're buying that at the store,
it's not cheap. So there yougo. Drew came in here.
This is the item's hat. Yeah, really is. I use it all
the time and it's a pretty greatitem. Wow. Drew really hit the
nail on the head this time.And he bought the protein bars that I
always protein bars thanks total meat biscuitof is amazing. Thank you so much.

(01:18:35):
Seriously, it's such a thoughtful gift. Thank you so much. I
just got a bunch of stuff.I didn't get like one big item.
This there is, this is awhole schmort there's lights up. It's like
we don't have a lot of timeto probably go through it all. It's
like a rave. Oh. Igot her some cat toys. Oh a
cat lady mug, cat lady mug. Well you are a cat lady,
I am. I'll look at this. So this is hard. Sure,

(01:18:59):
this is I don't know on itbecause this is my motto in life.
I don't know. Did you getthat custom yeah tattoo of Amazon and looks
like my tattoo. It has likethe same text as everything and everything.
That's awesome. Yeah, because Ihave a tattoo that says I don't know.
And so I got her a ringcamera so she can watch her cat
crows and the cat about the cat. It's an indoor ring camera. So

(01:19:21):
she when she goes to visit herex boy for her ex husband in New
Mexico and hang out with her herex, her ex husband and his new
girlfriend, which is totally not weirdat all. Camera and my dog.
You can look at the can,you can look at your cat. This
is amazing, Thank you so much. I always love a throw. It's
a blanket and it's like an oldlady blanket, which I know. That's
the kind stuff that's all I wearand use. And this candle which I'm

(01:19:44):
gonna sniff lots of stuff. That'sGwyneth Paltrow's that's her vagina, enjoy that.
I need to know her secret.If this is what it smells like,
like, okay, you have workto do. She's an incredible talent.
Beef water. What did you giveher for her birthday today? Her?
Well, I feel the love todayyou guys, I have a miss
my gosh, it's so bad.Everything is so bad. This is less

(01:20:06):
of like a gift and more ofa like Laura Laura care package. Okay,
how much alcoholic? Is this?What we you and I talked about?
Beef? Oh? No, ohmy god? What is this?
And I also what there are somany bananas. It's exactly eleven pounds of

(01:20:26):
bananas. Eleven point one pounds,Laura, eleven point one pounds of bananas
for a birth She's always looking fora banana. You guys are always there's
a lot of banana talking here.Yesterday I saw her pull the wrangliest,
nastiest banana out of that bag overthere. Has anyone talked to you about
shelf life? And she threw it. I got something that were a little
green. I was thinking about it. Yeah, but Laura, Laura does

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pull out like a like an oldtrusty banana from her backpack all of until
she forgot about bananas. So someof those bananas, bananas don't just throw
them away like the very sweet Youknow how many thank you cartons and bananas
I dug through to get you theprime God am a giant. I got
you some goldfish. I frankly thinkCasey beat us both through it. It's

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bananas. Instagram pictures of you gettinghammered and leaving a trail of goldfish from
your living room to your bedroom.So you got a big carton that did
happen? They do say that bananasare the gift that keeps on living.
Until Thursday when he came out,there's so so many bananas waving them around
all right, What am I gonnado? Is this a movie? Congo?

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Put those away? Were streaming videoonline. That's one of five nine
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Thank you so much. Now,what's trending? Fueled by Columbia heating and
cooling raising your expectations of comfort?Well, I think some fans might be

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pretty happy about about this. AmazonMGM Studios. Apparently he is in serious
talks to create a live action Mastersof the Universe movie. Whoa he Man?
I'm a Master's on the Universe.I am at the Prince of Eternia,
defender of the secrets of Castle Bracecot. This is Cringer, my fearless

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friend, Cringer. Fabulous secret powerswill revealed to me the day I help.
I gotta be honest. I wasnever a big he Man fan.
If you've watched the show, it'skind of trash and it sits in your
heart in the spot because of nostalgiaand Skeletor and all that. But I
like the mean the best thing ofthe memes that come out of he Man.
Like you see a lot of heMan memes these days. You see

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Skeletor running off or something, butit's about it. When I was a
kid, I just said, Iwas like, I don't know what you
know, it's funny. It's funnythat you I loved Heathcliff, but it's
funny that you bring this up becauseyesterday we were talking about like the toys
that made it into the Toy Hallof Fame, and last year Masters of
the Universe made it in, andI was like, I don't even know
what that is. So now itkind of makes sense. Masters of the

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Universe, Amazon's making a movie.They just made it into the Toy Hall
of Fame. So maybe this wasthe plan all along. So when we
were kids, we had very fewnew toys, and somehow a he Man
and a Skeletor and the Tiger wereat my house at some point in my
childhood. Now my mom ran adaycare, so it was just in a

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bucket with everything else, but thathe Man was like a staple. And
it's just funny that it's all onyour fame. If you had like a
mint condition he Man, oh itwould be. We kept it anywhere other
than the bucket. Were like Skeletor'shead and the dude we were so we
like the way we treated these toysback in the eighties and nineties, and
that they're worth so much money.They're toys, Like that's how you should

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have tried left in a box.I mean, yes, I know,
you know, like this morning,Drew and I were talking about the the
video is the uh Nintendo Virtual BoyVirtual That's right, That's right, it
was, And I don't remember whatyear came out, but it lasted not
very long. Yeah, it cameout and then went away because it was
just like a virtual headset that youwould wear, but it was all red

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and that stuff, you know,Like we found it on eBay today for
six hundred dollars for a used one, all beat up. The chances are
most of those just got thrown inthe garbage, right, and you know
when you went off to you movedout of your mom's house, the buckets
of stuff straight up toy story stylethere. I used to have so many
comics they threw away in my comics. I bet you that I had something
worth you know, some money.And is that going to happen with this

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generation stuff? Or is everything's somass produced now and you've got thirty you
needed like a limited edition thing toget right do Well, there you go.
If only we had an idea thatthe Ninja Turtle toys would be worth
so much. Now, I offmy little brother with a stick all those
years, and yeah, I feelthat way about my beanie babies. It
just ripped off the tags and youknow, cuddled with them at night.

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And now you know, Patty thepla Pus is worth one thousand dollars in
mid condition. I'm like, didyou have a Patty of the Platypus?
I had the og that like theone that was actually worth a lot of
money, my first beanie baby ever, which I chewed on and I was
gonna say, Laura would put itin her mouth if yes, No,
I'm not even kidding you, YesI would. Also the guy the YouTube
channel there I ruined it, Ohyeah, which actually actually commented on one

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of our posts because we played oneof his songs. Yeah, he made
a comment on one of our posts. But famous there I ruined it.
Created the used AI to create asong that illustrates what bro country songs probably
sound like to people who hate brocountry. Okay, now, broke country,
how would you describe bro country?Isn't that like Morgan Wallen is that
it's like frat boy country music,got it. I guess i'd put it

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a little bit more like Florida Georgialine. Okay, yeah, sir,
same category. Here's here's what thatsounds like. Trug jeans, beer,
Girl, peep boots, drug,Dan legs, trained dog beer, Dixie
got a beer and love and mytrug got a dog, get the wheel
cut off, Jean drug, dirt, road back road beer, loon line,

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red White and Blue Darling. Yeah, that hits the nail on them
because his voice they're using there isthe ultimate bro Luke Bryan. Okay.
Although, because it's all about halfa shuttle the quila and rub your bones
on a bit, that's gonna bea hit on kupl any minute. Oh
yeah, it's coming. It's gonnabe a huge hit. So there you
go. That song. That's brokecountry for you. Broke Country. Very

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