TL&C Full Show for Friday - Breakin' the Law

On today's show, TLC talk about a 13 year old who got drunk and stole a police car, Tanner just realized he's been paying for something he's not even using, letters from war torn Portland, Freaky Fart Friday and much more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here to adjust your piss poor morning attitude. Tanner, Laura
and Casey Mornings on one oh five nine the Brew.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It is Friday, October third, twenty twenty five. Tanner, Laura
and Casey. We are long.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Uh America Online shut down its dial up internet service
this week. Uh huh, And I was thinking, man, who
still uses American Online? I mean, like, I do remember
having a drawer full of discs, so I'm sure I
could just throw one in there before shut down on Tuesday.
I'm sure I could just find one and throw it
in get fifteen minutes of free.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
But you probably don't even have a CD ROM, do you?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Like?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't. Actually I have one from my Mac, but
not for my PC.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Is this something that is regional? I didn't realize that
dial up was even an option they.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Have set a very small number of people were still
using it, and I'm assuming those people are also using
rotary phones in outhouse yeh yes, living in Antarctica. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
But some people still were still using it, just not
enough to keep it going.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, I knew.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
AOL was still around. I had no idea that dial
up was still a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, they shut it down Tuesday. You got mail. You
know what's funny though, is that guy who read that.
You know, he's the you got mail. Yeah, welcome Rip Rip.
He passed away last year, but he actually you'd think
he'd be rolling in millions of dollars because you know,
he was the voice of AOL, was the first you know,
the first Internet we had, at least that I remember.
And he passed away as an uber driver. He became

(01:31):
an Uber drive Uber driver at the end of his life.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I mean that's I mean, it's too bad that he
didn't make more money off that deal.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, it's because he probably didn't make enough money to
go on vacation, let alone retire. You know, they probably
paid him two hundred bucks or something.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's just crazy, like you know, when you hear about
like the lady who drew the Nike Swooth thirty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Or I mean, at least she got some stock options.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
True, you know, but I'm just saying, like they go
in on the cheap. They don't know what's going to
blow up or take off or whatever. They're just trying
to get get some voice work done on a what.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Off I wonder if it's like that Siri lady. I
wonder if he even knew what it was for.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think he knew, but the lady who recorded Siri didn't. She,
from what I understand, got a call from her friend
and she goes because she recorded some voice work for
apple Walking the year before that, she forgot all about it.
She got paid, and her friend calls her and she says,
I think you're in my phone.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
That would be so if I heard somebody speak like
Siri now, like if I saw that voice attached to
a body, I think it would freak me out.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'll send you a picture of her. She's an attractive lady,
and she followed me on a Twitter like two years ago,
three years ago. I think she did that to a
lot of people.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
But she's just trying to build up her audience.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I don't want to be a one upper, but she
followed me around.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Fred Meyer, Well, just keep in mind I knew she
was a creep. Life doesn't care about your accomplishments, you
know what I mean. You could do something great, the
whole world can know about it and use it, and
you still end up having to get get your ass
up for work every morning.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
And did you go to your uber job?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
They know your work, but they don't necessarily know who
you are, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
If you're se you think that because you were attached
to AOL and you helped build it and everyone who's
using it that you've got, you get a little piece
of that.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
It was like it was just bury him. He got
his two hundred bucks in a can hand. What does
he want from us? Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, goodbye?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Indeed, well out AOL. Goodbye to whatever that guy's name was.
I don't even know his name.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Rest in peace? Yeah, what was the I feel like
we should know his name.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, everyone should know his name. Legend in my heart.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
His name is Darnell Thompson.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Darnell his name maybe Wisconsin? Elwood Edwards close, Okay, yeah,
that was really close. Elwood, Elwood.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, it's Elwood. You got mail. That's Elwood, right.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
He sounds like an Elwood Elwood Edwards.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Coming up later on this morning, we got one more
pair of tickets to go see comedian Jeff Foxworthy when
he takes over alan A in November. We'll do that
at nine thirty this morning in the meantime old stories,
It's time for the big story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. Casey, Beefwater Bay. Would you like to

(04:09):
kick it off? Sure?

Speaker 5 (04:10):
The big story to me is, yes, summer may be over,
but that's not stopping Salt and Straw from bringing back
the Choco Taco. Ooh kind of. It's made completely different
than the original Choco Taco. But I mean they're using
it's gonna be a waffle cone, which it was a
waffle cone, but they've made the waffle cone better, a
little more sturdy, chewy. It's gonna be crispy, so they're

(04:33):
going to add more chocolate to make it more crispy,
protect that consistency. So I like the crisp. Yeah, it's
like that. That whole combination's good. They did smite the
original Choco Taco, saying that even if we could make
it exactly the same, we wouldn't because it's not that good.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm better.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm with us stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I agree. Okay, yeah, but it's like, you know what
you're getting with the Choco Taco, Like I'm not. I'm
not hoping for some sort of gourmet Chocolate bar when
I buy a Choco taco. Although I'm gonna say I'm by,
I'm gonna I'm gonna go and get one of these.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Well, you won't get one by referring to it as
the Choco Taco. You would need to call it the
Tacolate and Cocolate. And it's co branded with Taco Bell
and served with a wild berry, cinnamon and mango jalapeno
dipping sauce. And it sold at all Salt and Straw
locations shipping nationwide as of today.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
All right, all right, I think the big story of
the day is Portland activists are organizing an emergency world
Naked bike ride to protest the Trump administration's deployment of
two hundred federalized National Guard troops to the city.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I actually just saw some walking down the sidewalk today.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Did you really?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah? I was telling Casey before you got here. I
was blasting Taylor Swift in my car, and I look
over to my right and there's just some dudes in
like full you know, army fatigues walking down the street.
I'm like, what is happening?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Where can you get a breakfast burrito around?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah? Yeah? The event organizers announced the demonstration Wednesday on Instagram,
start stating quote emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up
in response to the military militarization of our city. Plans
are being worked on right now, and the protest uses,
you know, a bunch of naked naked people on bikes

(06:10):
to protest various things.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
So it's gonna be a sight to behold.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's all good.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Keep it out of the chain, everybody, keep it out
the chain.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
So an offshoot group from the original World Naked Bike
Ride is coordinating this event, so it's just like a
you know, it's like a it's like a spinoff.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
They're going to see what Portland is really all about
naked people on bikes.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I like that somebody had an epiphany one day. They're
just sitting there eating breakfast, hanging out, going like.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know, it'd be cool.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
A bunch of people got together road bikes, but we
didn't have clothes on.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
It seems uncomfortable to me, but it changed the world.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think it does. It does seem uncomfortable, like, you know,
I'm patted up on my bike seat and it still
gives me tant bruises.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, well, I mean, have you ever tried the Naked
bike Ride.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
I live for a good tank bruise.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
What do you got?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I think the big story is that I don't know
here it is at McDonald to get the Value Meal
coming back. We got Monopoly coming back, and now they
have announced they are bringing back. There are Halloween themed
boo buckets. Specialized Happy Meals will be available on October
twenty first. The buckets are going to feature faces of
a ghost, a pumpkin, and a goblin, with two additions

(07:17):
a cat and a zombie. Wow, that's October twenty first.
You can go get your boob bucket. I feel like
KCB foad Bay probably has some of these. I mean,
am I right?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
These things were the best as a kid when Halloween
would roll around, even though the bucket wasn't big enough
to get you four doors worth of candy. Yeah, it's
still fun to go and get these things, all right?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
How much are those things?

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
They're going to be in a Happy Meal form, so however,
much of the Happy meal is like our bucks.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
More on the stories online at one O five nine
the brew dot com. We're gonna check your talkback messages
in just a few minutes. But here, let's get you
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enter the keyword money to score grant. It's Tanner, Laura

(08:08):
and Casey. We got some talkback messages coming in on
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Speaker 5 (08:20):
Is it just me?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Or is most of the people in the naked bike
ride people you don't want to see naked?

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Absolutely. It might be an occasional, like you know six
in there, But I feel like most most of the time,
it's just like going to a nude beach, right, nude beach.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Maybe a swingers club. Any documentary I've seen about a
swingers club, it's all people that look like they should
not be at a swingers Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's not like what you want it to be. It's
not like an adult film or anything like that. Yeah,
so six is in below the World Naked Bike Ride.
Have you ever seen the Laura, I never have, which
it's a sight to beholding.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Count my blessings.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
It is wow, and I'm surprised that you like when
it rides by. You don't get like a whiff. It's
like a strong bo whiff. It's think about that. Everyone's
just kind of exposed.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Opened up a little bit, so open it up. So yeah,
they're gonna possibly do an emergency World Naked Bike Ride,
I guess for you know, the soldiers that are in town,
which Laura has already seen this morning, I sure have.
We got another talk back.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Good morning crew, Ready to hear Laura say that she
saw the naked people on their bike ride this morning,
but it was the military.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
And then bong bing bong to you.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Sir, what do you talk I see naked people on
their bikes every day. I mean, it's just a thing.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
That's just Portland.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, it's just Portland on a Tuesday like three need
to report on. That is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
Uh wow, you guys, I want to hear about a
really bad kid.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
I'd love to this kid.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I mean listen, I didn't do anything crazy like this.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I was going to say, is this a story about you?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, this is a this could be a story about
my mom, but it's not, because my mom was a
very bad kid. But this thirteen year old, this thirteen
year old crash to stolen police vehicle while drunk.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Oh, a drunk thirteen year old steals a cop car
wrecks it. And what do you do with that? I mean,
you're thirteen years old.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Where were the parents?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I mean are You're not going to put him in prison?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
So the movie for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Thirteen year old driver and eleven year old passenger survived
a high speed crash early Tuesday. And your Flagstaff. Didn't
you live in Flagstaff?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I didn't live in Flagstaff. I lived in the valley
Flagstaff that's up there in the country.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
So this, this kid apparently stole a Chevy Silverado from
the Flagstaff police department around one in the morning, so
it's already super late.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
How do you even get into Do they not lock
the doors? Apparently not left the keys in it?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, they always cops always leave the keys in there.
They're almost always running.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, at one am, Come.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
On, the vehicle traveled on Interstate forty, crossed into oncoming
traffic and exceeded one hundred miles an hour before the
team lost control. The car struck a guard rail, rolled
multiple times, and then hit a tree with such force
that the steering wheell separate and landed fifty feet away
from the vehicle. Yeah my god. Both the kids sustained

(11:18):
non life threatening injuries and were hospitalized. The thirteen year
old's blood alcohol level measured zero point one eighty three,
more than double Arizona's adult legal limit.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh, oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
And you know they're both gonna catch a fresh wom
when they get home too.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh yeah. So like if they're if the I mean,
if the parents are smart, they would do that. Yeah,
I mean your kids ask after that.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah. But also where where do you think they got
the booze from?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Probably the parents, I mean yeah, I mean back in
the day, Casey, in the seventies, parents would have like
a local liquor.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Cor Oh yeah, and you would drink anything whatever was
in there.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Is that what you did?

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Oh yeah, like house parties and stuff. Absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Thirteen and eleven though.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, And the thirteen year old was charged with duy charges,
and of course everyone says that they're thankful the kids
are okay, but this is not not a good look.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, you know, that's one of the good parts about
being hammered to get in the car wreck. You're all
loose and feeling fine.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's true. Jesus was the eleven year old drunk?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know. It doesn't really say much about the
eleven year old except that they went to the hospital.
But I can't you know, geez, thirteen years old is
really young to be starting your criminal career.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
It's stealing a cop car.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
That's just wow, all of it. All of it's crazy,
crazy for a thirteen year old, Like could you I
would be freaked out to steal a cop car now
as an adult, you know, as a thirteen year old
kid is just going to go jump in a police
car and take off with it, like you know you're
gonna get caught.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I remember, like the first time I ever had an
interaction with the police. Me and my friend Eric were
stealing street signs for a fort we were building. And
it wasn't like like stop signs. It was like the
big construction signs. It says like detour or something. It
says like, you know, this lane is shut down. They
were big, so you weren't messing up a four way stop. No, no,

(13:00):
they I saw this stuff in a big pile at
a construction site and I was just like, I don't know,
like eleven or something, and I thought they.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Were just throwing it away snyders keepers.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Me and my friend Eric thought we could just take
these these street signs and bulle of fort which we had.
All we needed was like a door, right, and we
had gotten all the wood that we needed. And then
one day we're taking some of this wood home and
two cops come, you know, just peeling around the corner,
and they I was freaked out, you know, I was
terrified because the cops. I'm sure they knew they were

(13:28):
going to do anything, but they scared us. And so
I mean I was just like eleven or maybe twelve
or thirteen, but not any much older than that.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Well, you were a felon no matter how old you were.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
They didn't even I don't even think they wrote her
names down. But you know, what's like the youngest you
know of someone who's been busted by the police.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh man, I like I have cousins that were in
trouble with the cops around that age, same thing, like
thirteen years stealing cars, wowating, painting on cars, painting, you know,
just good old fashioned vandalism. That's wild.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah. One of my cousins in particular, was in juvie
for a lot of his youth.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Nine one nine seven is our my gloflin Cheverrolet text
line Where you did you get busted as a youth?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, when's the first time you ever got arrested?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
That's really what I'd like to know. I mean, thirteen
is really young, I feel like, but it is there
younger than that. So I'm sure there's some kids at
like nine who just acting a fool.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
At a certain point though, it's like what do you
do with a nine year old?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
But I'm sure there's regions where thirteen fourteen year old
kids are already, you know, dabbling in the gang world.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Now.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
You see some videos from New York and like kids
will come up to you on the bus and they'll
be like nine, talking like like an adult.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
It's been a part of their life for their whole life.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I could see myself just totally giving everything up to
this kid they just start yeah, yeah, nine years old.
But I don't want to get stabbed. What's the youngest
you've ever heard of somebody get busted by the cops,
or maybe you got busted by the cops and you
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Speaker 4 (15:14):
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Speaker 2 (15:16):
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we want to know how young were you when you
first got busted. This thirteen year old in Arizona got

(15:37):
busted for stealing a police cruiser while drunk and then
crashing it and him and he had a passenger in
the car with him. He flipped the thing a few
times apparently. I mean, he's lucky to be alive. This kid,
he's lucky to be alive.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
He's lucky he didn't kill his friend. Like, there's a
million ways this thing could have gone.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
It reminded me of this clip that went viral a
few years ago where the kid he got busted. I
think he stole a car too, and they asked the
news asked why he did it, and he said.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
This I want to do because it's fun, funny do
bad things and.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Drive into a car.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
So did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody, Yes,
but I wanted to do her stuff for my friend.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Oh my god, lazy, he's honest.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, you know, we have some talkback messages coming in
and a lot of text messages coming in on a
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. At nine to eight one ninety seven.
This text comes to us from fourteen eighty. It says,
my two childhood girlfriends and I were busted for shoplifting
when we were about thirteen years old. We weren't charged
or anything, but instead we're banned from the store and

(16:35):
had to write statements about not shoplifting to a juvenile judge.
Once once was enough for all three of us, and
we stayed out of trouble ever since.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
It's so funny what we do, not thinking of repercussions
as dumb teenagers.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Seventy to fifteen. Yeah, seventy fifty nine says I was
eight when I got busted stealing candy bars from thrift away,
and I also never stole again.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, it didn't that it didn't A similar similar thing
happened to you, like your mom made you return something,
and then yeah, I stole.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Well, so that it was two times. The first time
I was probably like four or five. I barely remember it.
One of those little pop up books, you know, as
a kid, you'd get a little pop up book. I
put one under my shirt when I was like four
or five, walked out that My grandmother made me walk
in and apologize and give the book back. Then when
I actually stole, stole my first the first and only
time I ever stole anything was the first day of

(17:29):
spring break in the eighth grade. I walked into a
little convenience store, a little neighborhood convenience store, h and
I couldn't see the clerk who I you know, I
recognized because I see him all the time, and I
was so hungry one day and I didn't have any money,
so I stole one of those, like a pack of
that those twenty five cent Peter Pan crackers Okay, okay,
like peanut butter crackers or whatever he's I didn't see anybody,
so I just put it in my pocket and walked out,

(17:51):
and he came out yelling at me, and I panicked
and I threw it back to him, and then he
stomped on it for some reason and chased me. Yeah
you yeah, But I never stole again after that because
it's just terrified. Well, I can never go to my
favorite convenience store.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
But that's also you learned. I mean, obviously you knew
that already, but it reminds you that that's this guy's property.
This is how he's making money. And now you feel better, yeah,
because you're ripping them off.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Still hungry peanut butter crackers. Bro, could cut me some slack.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
We do have some talkback messages coming in through our
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Speaker 8 (18:27):
Back in Idaho, a small town, we were, you know,
eleven twelve years old, handed our first baby guns on
supervised of course, you know, And some of those pump
Co two were like shooting a normal twenty two rifle,
and we were just shooting as many birds as possible,
doing stay birds.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
They really don't like that.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
Missed a few times, hit, some windows, shattered, a few mirrors.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Cops got called.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
We were taking down to the station, just giving a
giant lecture.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Marta brew crew gand off here first arrested.

Speaker 9 (18:55):
Well, I wasn't really arrested, but ten years old, stumbling
home drunk from a buddy's house around the corner, drinking
paink champagne, and I threw up right in front of
the cheap of police, went home, puke again, told my
dad I'm tired, going to bed, and then got woke
up and drug out of bed by him. And the
cheap of police had a good pocket too, that doc,

(19:17):
you didn't help, but they had a good pocket too anyway.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
And I hung over teenagers not what you would be
here years old man, Oh he wasn't even ten.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, so sorry, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Hungover ten year old's even worse. Ninety one nine seven.
That's a McLoughlin Cheverley text line. This one says good morning,
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Casey any flutter Bay says, I want to give you
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(19:49):
was a killer show and my son had a blast.
Thank you, guys, fantastic you man, thank you. Let's go
to line one. It's Tanner Lauren Casey, good.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
Morning, Hey, good morning. First, I'm ever got in trouble.
I was maybe fourteen fifteen years old building a ford
out in the woods, was my buddy, and we overflowed
a manhole.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh no, how do you do that?

Speaker 10 (20:11):
We were just throwing stuff down the sewage hole and
watching it disappeared real quick and laughing.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
And he clogged a small hole up somewhere else.

Speaker 10 (20:18):
Wow, yep, and it dumped twenty two hundred doallons of
raw sewage and the Beaverton's green spaces.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh no, we're going in the newspaper.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
We're going to the newspaper at the edge section. We
were actually a featured in that.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
For that bad kid.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, nothing going to be featured for us.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
No, that's like the kid who burnt down the gorge.
You know you don't want that.

Speaker 10 (20:43):
Kind OF's not not as quite horrible. It was usier
clean up and not as damaging.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
But yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
All right man.

Speaker 10 (20:50):
We got a his mom. His mom told all us,
actually is how we got caught.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, Bomber. You know there's always somebody's moms. Somebody's caring.
Mom's right out.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
We were just trying to help with the fertile is
ation of the green space.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Thanks, brother, appreciate it. More your calls and texts coming
up in just a few minutes. Details on how to
score a thousand dollars coming up.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Dearest family. I sit down after a long and tiresome
week to write yee a few lines. Wool ravaged Portland, Oregon,
a city once tranquiled, now besieged by the enemy. The
enemy is everywhere, clad in buffalo plaid and sipping from
enameled mugs filled with dark roast brewed with hand cranked contraptions.
I dare say, mother, I have seen more mustaches than muskets. Yesterday,

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I marched past the ruins of Whole Foods. Its shelves
were now barricades against the advancing forces of gentrification. Voodoo
Donuts has become a field hospital. It's pink boxes repurposed
for bandages, morale. The wounded lie beneath neon signs, with
their spirits lifted by maple bars adorned with bacon. I
met a Philosophers soldier named Jasper who spoke of sustainability, composting,

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and the tyranny of single use plastics. He wore a
beanie and smelled strongly of marijuana. I now trust him
with my life. Tell Father, I have not forsaken my duty,
though I now wield a reusable tote bag instead of
a rifle. Tell my loved ones that the war here
is strange but noble, and tell them to beware of
the hipsters. They are swift, silent, and armed with irony.

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Yours insteadfast, resolve private before him.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
So, this dude's got a pretty epic beard. You think
your beard's epic, this guy's his epcher. I don't think
that's this guy. His name is Rudolph Martino of Birmingham.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
I love that his name is Rudolph. We're off to
a good start.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah. Rudolph has earned himself a Guinness World Record for
the longest natural beard locks on a living person. Okay, yeah,
measuring how long.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Do you think, yeah, minus the longest beard on the
dead guy?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Exactly how long do you think this guy's beard is?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Four feet?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
You're yeah, I was gonna say it's got to be
at least a couple of feet.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, three feet six inches long? Is that guy's beard?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
How tall is Rudolph? Do we know?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Let's see, I'm not sure how tall he is, but
Rudolph grew his facial hair to a length exceeding the
height of the world's shortest man by over a foot.
I do know that the beard locks were inspired by
the Holy Men of India plus Jamaican Rastafarians who adopted
their look from India.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
So he does he like let it flow or does
he braid it or put it in hair ties or
what's the deal?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
He washes his locks every.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Two weeks, every two weeks.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Require requiring two to three days for complete drying because
oh yeah, clothes lock, dude. I bet it gets really gnarly.
Because when I had a beard, I was like diligent
about it. I scrubbed it every day. Yeah, and you
do it. I did it with the same shampoo I
use on my hair. I just brought it down on

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my face.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
I feel like my face would be itchy all the
time because you're only washing it every couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Like that, you're getting food in it.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
I've had a beard before, and you just have those periodically.
It's just itchy and that long?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Why only two weeks?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
And if it's not long, you know there's a bug
or too it.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Oh there's something a cockroach.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I don't know what, but there's a bug in there
for sure.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
How long has he grown this out for?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Uh? He says it. Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
No, I don't know how long he's been doing He's
had it since he was seven.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Puberty early yeah, early bloom.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
He does have no plans, it doesn't have any plans
to h to cut his hip beard hair, you know,
So why do it now? You get to four feet or.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Something, so somebody has to grow a five foot beard
to crush this guy. That's that's impressive, and.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I would I would think that that's probably not an
easy record to break because it requires a lot of time.
So he's probably got this in the bag for a while.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Yeah, And it seems like your beard would just kind
of stop growing it at some point.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's what I've heard.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I find.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Does I feel like my older brother because he's got
a pretty big beard. I feel like he's mentioned that
that like after a period of time, and it just
stops for me. It stays one leg, like I.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Can't grow a long one anymore, like a Gandalf beard.
I used to be able to, but now because I've
been shaving it for so long, then it just kind
of stops at about it like an inch or so.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
I feel like if I let mine go, it would
just get wider, like it wouldn't get long.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Well, you got to, you gotta, you know, you've got
to manicure that thing. Maybe so I wonder if he
uses like any beard oil or anything like that, like
if he's a hipster about it, if he's only washing
it every two weeks. Maybe not, but just a.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Little bit of hummuses some tomato sauce from last night
to dinner?

Speaker 7 (25:45):
All right?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Ninety one nine seven. That is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
We're gonna get you this hour's keyword again here in
a few minutes if you missed it, for your chance
at one thousand dollars in cash. But I want to know.
I want to talk about misheard song lyrics. So there's
this song that I've been listening to. It's from a
band we don't play here on the air. It's the
band's called common Sense, No Saw. The band's called State Champs.

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The song is called common Sense. But I realized, because
the song has only been out for two weeks, but
I realized just this week that I've been singing the
chorus wrong the entire time. And I and it makes
total sense now. And I'm gonna play you just the
hook of the song.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
And okay, so we'll tell you what we think they say.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So I want to hear what you
think they say, and I'll tell you what I think
they say. So here's the hook. All right, what'd you
hear there?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I if only you wait, play that again? All right,
if only you could hear yourself, you start to sound
like someone else.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, Well, I heard something different, and I've been singing
it wrong the whole time. I've been singing if only
you could kill yourself.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
But that doesn't make sense in context. I thought, I
can definitely, I can definitely hear that. But within the
content of the last part of that line. It doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
It doesn't make sense so well that I would. I
was singing it like that, and then like this week,
I'm like, wait a second, that doesn't make any damn sense.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
It does not.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Why would he say that? That's kind of a harsh
thing to say, if only you could kill yourself.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Like, that's pretty savage.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
But I still hear it, even though I know. I
looked it up and it says, if only you could
hear yourself, you start to sound like someone else. Yeah,
I cannot get to kill yourself lying out of my head.
I can't and sing it every single time and then
I go, oh, shoot, I messed it up.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I mean that's it's committed to your well, just committed
to your muscle memory. Yeah, so you're not going to
unhear it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Am I crazy?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
No, You're not crazy? But but it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
So yeah, well that's one of the songs. And for years,
I'm talking about for twenty years I thought that the
lyrics for uh ever last Uh what's that song? What
it's like?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I for years, years and years and years thought he
said in every limb, you know what it's like, never
know what it's live and so.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Is it's if you ever wondered what it's.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Like, then you really might know what is lid.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Then Okay, but.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
He's feeling in his arms and his legs.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, I just thought it was he's really feeling it
everywhere in his body. So that's what I thought that,
and I'm talking about for twenty years. I thought that
that was the lyrics in every limb.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Well, I mean, if it makes you feel any better,
I still don't know. And I'm sure I've been told,
but I can't remember. Smells like teen Spirit by Nirvana.
Here we are now entertainers, entertain us. What is the
correct lyrics entertainer?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Now here? We are now entertain us?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Okay, because I was I was thinking maybe it's entertainers,
like they are the entertainers, so here we are to
perform for you. No, but okay, yeah, I mean I
was close.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
But yeah, I mean see that when you hear the
real versions, you go, wait, what was I thinking the
whole time? B fodd Casey, b foterbay is there a
song that you were singing the lyrics wrong?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer? You know, the correct
line is It doesn't make a difference. If we make
it or not. But it also sounds like it doesn't
make a difference if we're naked or.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Not, so I beg to different It does make it make.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
A huge show whichever direction you want, but either.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Way make a difference, if we're naked or not.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
We got each other. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
So I had a line, but I can't say it
I have.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
We both had a divert, but I like it. And listen,
I'm still gonna turn that sucker up twelve in traffic,
no matter what.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I bet you are.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
What's a song that you hear the lyrics wrong to
every time you hear it? You know, like at this
point it's not the right lyric, but you still sing
it that way, Like the deaf lepperd song Some Some
Some with the red I phone, I hear red iPhone
every time.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
I have iPhones.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
In the eighties, they were futuristic, they were ahead of
the game.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
We've got some talkbacks coming in on our iHeartRadio. Wap.
You can shoot this one anytime, download it for your
cell phone.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
So I found that if you wash your beard with
your hair every other time with soap, then you usually
don't get itchy, and you don't get flaky and all that.
So that's probably your best bet I have found.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah. I don't even wash my hair every day anymore.
I wash my hair but.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Once a week, that's I mean, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, I just do it short hair Saturdays and Sundays
or Sundays.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I mean I only wash my hair probably twice a week.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I only wash mine on the thirtieth.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I can actually tell when Laura washes her hair. I mean,
her hair looks good every day, but like there days.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh, that's very sweet of you to say.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's social. Lie though, it's shiny like when I when
you come in when it's clean, it's really shiny.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
It's clean today. Yeah, yeah, because it gets you let it.
Because when you let it, when I let it hair
dry it it's kind of frizzy and then it dries
and I'm like, oh so then I put it up.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, that's that's how I deal with my Hair's hair
ye brought to you. Yeah, Laura's hair eight.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Sixty six four four five one five nine. The phone number?
Is there a song that you just every time you
hear it, you hear the wrong lyrics, even though you
know you know that's probably not it deph Lepper didn't
know about an iPhone back then.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
There's a Blink one eighty two song that my friends
used to make fun of me. Oh, I can't I
can't remember what it. Maybe it's it's not feel maybe
it's feeling this At the end, I've thought they said
something about I'll be yellow and you can be red,
and then they just like ramble on. It's how the
song ends, you.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Being the harmonics at the end of.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
No No, that's the real lyrics are are we alone?
But and I thought they were singing about playing a
board game and my friend I'll be yellow, I'll be yellow,
you be red, Like they're little moving pieces, like they
were hanging out like playing a game. And then my
friends were like, you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, Blakey two is playing Monopoly. When they wrote back
to maybe we have some talk back messages coming in.
But first let's go to line one. It's Tanner, Laura
and Casey, is is there a song you're always hearing
the lyrics? You know you hear incorrect lyrics.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Good morning, Broke crew. This is Corey from Silver Today.
I text you guys earlier.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Hey Corey.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Anyways, so it's not sure if it's incorrect or if
it's it got a little story behind it. My science
teacher in tenth grade said that he knew he went
to school with the lead singer of Aerosmith Yeah, and
the song dream On. He told his students all the

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time that he actually the lead singer dedicated that song
somewhat to him. His name was Jay mull n Ul
And so he said that whenever or when he was
doing the screaming portion of dream On and towards the
end of the song that he wasn't actually when you
can't quite hear what he's saying, he said he wasn't

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actually saying gream on. He was saying Jay Mole as
a tribute to him as his friend. And so I'm
not sure if it's like one of those things where your.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Mind and let's listen, like, you know, let's listen to it.
I I've never heard that story, and there's a good
chance you're that guy was dreaming himself.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, he was making that.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
I mean, it's it could be a story that he
told his students to seem cool, or it could be legit,
but also it's something that could just be in you know,
your head.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You here, let me hear the end of the song. Here,
we'll see here we're listening for J mole J.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Mo J no no no. I definitely hear dream on.
Still there's no J male.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
The d is too hard on the dream like. You
might be able to get in on the on part.
You could maybe convert that to mole, but the D
is very pronounced.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
That dude is out of his mind or just knew
he was lying.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
You should go back to that teacher and slap him
right in the moutah.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
If he lied to you about that, What else did
he lie about?

Speaker 10 (33:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
You think about that?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Did really Columbus really come here in fourteen?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Now I'm questioning everything.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
All right, dude, thanks for the call. We appreciate it.
That's uh, that's pretty funny, hears he thought.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
What a what a pipe dream that guy's living in.
It spends all of his days thinking my name's in
this song, right, even though it's not.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
More of your calls and texts coming up in just
a few minutes. We are commercial free, Happy Friday. It's
Tanner Lauren Casey on the Brew. It's Portland's rock station
one O five nine The Brew. Tanner Lauren Casey. So
I've been listening to the song for the last two weeks.
I'm obsessed with the song, and I'm one of those
people that when I love a song, I'll just beat
it to death until I don't you know, I will
listen to it over and over and over again. Well,

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I've been listening to this song now for two weeks,
and for the entire two weeks, I thought, almost the
entire two weeks, I thought he was saying something about
kill yourself. I thought he was. I thought he was saying,
let me play it again here.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Which is pretty brutal.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
That's what I was thinking. I was like, so, I
hear if only you could kill yourself.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I hear, I hear where you heard it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
And I get when I'm singing along with the with
it in the car, I did keep doing the wrong lyric, But.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Do you did you always stand the second part of that?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I had to look that part up too.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, because like, when you hear that, you're like, oh, well,
it makes sense that the first part would be if
you hear yourself yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Because sometimes you just you can't really understand lyrics, right,
You're right, it's hard, but really, like try, tried, just
tried deciphering any Korn song. Tell me what Jonathan Davis.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Is saying to you.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
It's impossible.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
We got some talk back messages through our iHeartRadio app.
We want to know this morning, what song do you
miss your the lyrics to you know? Uh oh uh.
We were talking about the def Leppard song you know,
the red ef Phone. Yeah, that's what I'm always hearing.
Down to the app, press the microphone button.

Speaker 12 (35:39):
When I was a kid, I honestly thought the Zzy
Top song every Girl's Crazy About a Sharp dressed man lyrics,
I honestly thought they were saying, every Girl's crazy about
a sharp left hand, and that one is This never
left my brain. Even my wife knows about that one.
It always makes fun of me. But honestly, I think
it sounds better sharp left.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Hand, biver girl's crazy about a sharp left hand?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
I don't trust a man with a sharp left hand.
That sounds painful.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
This text comes to us from forty one forty six.
It says, dude, I'm with you on this one. Man,
Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Hayes, excuse me while I kissed this guy.
That's what I hear every time.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Okay, you're like, all right, Jimmy, you do you?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
You do you? Brother?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I had thought of the the eurhythmics. Sweet dreams are
made of this, but sweet dreams are made of cheese. Cheese.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I can hear it now, now I will.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I mean that's true, though there I am not to
give it a squeeze? Is it kuda? Is it bree.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
More?

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Talking about hayber cruise.

Speaker 13 (36:48):
For the longest time, man, there's a Beck song call loser,
and apparently there's a Spanish word in there. And for
the longest.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Time he's just finding out about that.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
The Spanish word in there. And for the longest time
I thought it was just like, so.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Who will give the door?

Speaker 13 (37:10):
I'm a loser baby, And then my wife told me, like,
hey man, he's saying so I'm what is it?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Oh my god, I got it's a it's soy, which
it means I'm a means I'm a loser.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It means what he just says in English, I'm a
loser baby. Why don't you kill me? I believe that's
what it means.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Okay, at least a dead door anyway.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, that's how I came out in what ninety.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Something, Yeah, probably ninety six seven.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I actually did not know that either, Like I knew
it was a Spanish phrase, but I didn't know the
translation was I'm a loser more talkbacks.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Yeah, the song I Always Get Messed Up is free ball.

Speaker 14 (38:01):
So blinded by the light.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I think everybody had an issue with that lyric.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, I know, I know exactly what lark he's talking about.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
That lyric rev up like up.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Black of doue in the middle now, yeah, which never
made sense. I was like, what does that? What does
that even mean?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Is revved up like a douche?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Why is a douche reed up?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I think you can make the argument that is the
champion of misunderstood lyrics.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, rev dub block a douche in the mod's the
real lyric up like a rev dub black of deuce.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
I believe it. I believe it's an automobile reference.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, all right, let's go to is this Brandon?

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah it's Brandon.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Hey, Brandon, what song.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Do you miss?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Your The lyrics too?

Speaker 6 (38:48):
So this is one I don't think I've ever heard
anybody ever mentioned. And maybe I just ruined myself and
I'm going to ruin everybody else in this but stained
it's been a while, yeah, the second verse and he
says it's been a while since I could say that
I wasn't addicted, But then he kind of meshes addicted
and then and from the next line together and it
ends up saying, since I could say that I wasn't

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addicted to Dan too, is more like the English English sling.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I see, Yeah, well he probably was addicted Dan Aaron
Aaron Lewis is kind of a jerk.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Sometimes Dan mismanaged some funds.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
But I can't unhear it now. Every time I hear
I know the proper lyrics, but that's all I hear that.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I still I still sing in every limb. I know
what it's like. You know what I mean. I just
once I once it's in your brain you cannot get
rid of. All right, Thanks dude, appreciate the call. Let's
go to uh is this heath? Hello stand Lauren King,
good morning.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
You're doing the messed up lyrics? Yes, I am great
whites once Bitten twice shy song. The lyric is there's
blood on my amp and my left Paul is beat.
I always used to think it said there's blood on
my ass on my left butt cheeks.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
A yeah, uh, that's actually very enlightening because I never
knew what that lyric was. I didn't think it was
about a bloody butt cheek.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
But yeah, you're helping us out though.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
I always heard lunch meat.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Just thought I would share, you know, just something to share.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I like that, appreciate it, man, Thanks for the call.
Eight sixty six four four five one oh five nine
is the phone number coming up next? We got to
give away some Actually, no, we're doing that later. I'm sorry,
Jeff Foxworthy. Tickets will happen at nine thirty this morning,
right sure, nine thirty. Listen to win. It's Tanner, Laura
and Casey. We are commercial free. It's Tanner, Laura Casey
and we're talking about misheard song lyrics. I do this

(40:44):
a lot. And as soon as I miss here a
lyric and I you know, I was singing whatever lyric
I thought it was. Once I find out the real lyric,
I can't shake it. I can't seem to get that
in that new lyric, the real lyric in my mind.
So I still sing it. Never be Lemma on the wooded, Yeah,
will never be limb my wooded It's like.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
It's like putting your fingerprints in fresh concrete. Once it's there, Yeah,
he's there for good.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Tell me, you guys, don't hear in every limb.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
I have never thought of every limb. You're hearing every limb.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
What does he actually say?

Speaker 7 (41:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I just realized that it was kind of like, that's
what it is. But for the longest time I didn't
know what he said, but I didn't hear in every limb.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's in every limb.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
And now maybe that's what I'm going to start hearing.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Let me let me play the hook real quick for
you people on the podcast have no idea what were
those things you're telling me? You don't hear it. It never
re limb. It's just what I heard.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Then you really might know what it's like.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
It never be limb. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
I don't hear that one.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I don't hear it.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
You never be limb.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
You're just trying to ruin the song for us.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, I could feel it in my fingers and.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
My hair to my toes. I know exactly what what
it feels like.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
We've got a lot of next messages and talkbacks coming in.
Let's go to the phones first, though. Hi, it's Tanner
Lauren Casey. Happy Friday, Happy Friday. What song do you
miss here?

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Red Hot Chili Peppers under the Bridge? In the part
of the chorus where his voice gets all high and mighty,
I always hear, don't ever pierce your tongue.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
What does he actually say?

Speaker 6 (42:24):
I don't even remember, because that's all I can hear.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
It doesn't matter, right, that's what happens. You just get
that in your head. Well, maybe does he say that,
you know, maybe he does say that.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
No, thanks man, we appreciate it. Let's go to line too.
It's Tanner Lauren Casey, Good morning.

Speaker 15 (42:43):
Good morning. So I just learned something that backsong that
you guys were doing. Uh huh, that's so.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, yeah loser, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (42:59):
I know this whole time, up until just that part,
I thought it was sore from head to toe.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Sore from head.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I mean, sure, yeah, losers get sore, you know, yeah.

Speaker 15 (43:15):
Because I was like, yeah, he's sore from head to
toe because he got beat up because he's a loser.

Speaker 14 (43:19):
That was.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
But then when you finally when you finally find out
what the real lyric is. You go, oh, that makes sense, Like,
why was I singing it wrong?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
The thing with that song, though, is the whole thing
is just like stream of consciousness nonsense. So it doesn't
really make sense. That's true, but so it could be anything.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh, here's another one. I'm gonna try to I'm just
trying to perform it for you guys.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Okay, hold me closer, Tony dans that's a cold one.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
That is a solid one.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
And someone said the text ends of that. I like, good,
all right, thanks for the call. We appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (43:55):
I have a good morning, guys.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Now I'm gonna I'm gonna be singing Tony Dance the
whole day.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
To Tony Danza and count the head Lice on the Highway?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Which one's that?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Count the head last?

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Count the head Lice on the Highway.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Forty four ninety two says Eddie Money did some shaking
till the middle of the night. I thought her, he's
you know, he says that I can't say boobs were shaken.
I thought your boobs were shaken through the middle of
the night. Oh, interesting, my son thought. The song they
don't write them like that anymore, said, I can't say
that either. Appropriate twenty one thirty eight said led Zeppelin's

(44:34):
Black Dog beat a leg woman, ain't got no soul.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
A beatle leg woman, beatle egg woman, beatle egg.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Woman, beat a leg woman. I ain't got out, So
that's probably true. In green days, Boulevard had broken dreams.
I wish someone out there will find me. A coworker
always thought it said I wish someone. I wish someone
polar Bear would find me. It doesn't make any sense
at all.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Does not. And I don't think you'd really want to
polar Bear to find you.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
No, he thinks so done. I don't think so well.
Thank you more. Your text and calls coming up in
just a few minutes. Eight sixty six four four five
one oh five nine is the phone number. All right,
there are some new stuff outs this weekends. Not much
monster the Oh God, I want to see this Actually
it's uh okay. So do you remember the movie or

(45:24):
the TV show mind Hunters?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah, and there was that dude. His name was Ed Gaines. Yeah,
so he would He was really like weird and killed
his mom and then he like produced things with shoes.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
I understand that This is part of where Psycho was
based off of.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Was this?

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Oh really, the mother son relationship in Psycho is is
from this, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Well Monster. You know, we saw the jeff Dahmer Jeffrey
Dahmer story, and the last one was with the the
Menindez Brothers, and this one is out. It's the Ed
Gaines Story now streaming on Netflix as of today. Yeah, yeah,
and I want to see that because Monster, Jeffrey Dahmer
show I thought was so good. I watched it twice.
By the second time I was I thought maybe I

(46:07):
should have watched that toy Maniac.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
He watched it twice once, wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I like true crime, you know.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Even the still of the ad for this show shows
an adult man with his head in the lap of
his mother, and it's just like, oh my god. Like
it just it just sets the tone.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
For what you're gonna dude. I can't wait to watch it.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Good though.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I got to finish Alien Earth and then watch that
this weekend. Gosh, I got a lot of TV shows
to watch, but that's out today. What else is it?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
I'm going to see Good Good Dog, Goo, good.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Dog, Good Boy. It's good Boys in the theaters today.
It's it's a horror movie but told from the perspective
of the dog, which.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Is pretty dope. So I'm excited to see that.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
To see what it says on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
It's got a really good score.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
If these horror movie has lately been called dude, good
boy in theaters today, he's got a ninety one percent
on Rotten Tomatoes. Right the popcorn is eighty nine percent.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Hopefully that means a dog doesn't die.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
I don't think the dog does die. Okay, spoiler alert.
I don't think you want to go to a movie
where you know the dog, right, like the die?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Yeah, well, and they learned their lesson Marley and Me
the whole deal, Like, oh, nobody wants to see that.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I cried, like I saw Marley and Me in the
theater and cried like a baby.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I never suck because I knew the dog died, and
I was like, I can't handle that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I never read the books, so I had no idea
what was coming, and I was very upset.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, that's my favorite part. You're a terrible I'll go
see it, but I'm only going to go if.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
The dog Died Monsters on Netflix. Animone is in theaters
today as well. I don't know what that is. A
man leaves a suburban home to venture into the woods
and reconnect with his reclusive brother. All right. Also the
Smashing Machines in theaters.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Today, right, so that is that's the one with the Rock.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, it's about MMA fighter Mark Kerr and apparently the
Rock lost a ganglo to wait for this movie.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, and his wig hair is what really throws me off.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, because we're so used to him being bald.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Get a little short, short and curly situation.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
We uh.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
You can find the trailers actually on our website at
one O five nine in the brew dot com. But
that's what's in theaters and on TV.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
So Alien Earth, lor have you started it yet?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
No? You know, because you know what I started last
night instead, Love is Blind Denver Edition.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
My goodness, Denver mm hm oh.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
No, So I don't know. I don't know if Alien
Earth is going to be.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
You gotta get on board.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I don't know. I mean Love is Blind.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Though I thought they did that like some tropical location.
Why are you going to go to Denver and do that?

Speaker 4 (48:42):
No, they don't do it at a tropical location. That's
like Bachelor and Paradise you're thinking of, or Love Island.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Wow, it's all trash.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
I don't think you can fall in love in the Rockies,
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Eight sixty six four four five nine is the phone number.
Ninety one nine seven is a McLoughlin's everlely text line.
Hang on and I feel like such a moron? Which
which is? You know? Common?

Speaker 4 (49:02):
How's that different than any other day?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I felt like such an idiot. The other day my
girlfriend Ali figured out that I actually have something in
my car that I've been complaining about not having. But
I do have it, and apparently I've been paying for
it this whole time.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
No, the club, the club, got the club in your car?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Not the club? People still use those?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Oh yeah, I see them all the time.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Who asked that question?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I haven't used a club in years, but now I've
been complaining on the air for years that I wish
I had a heating steering wheel. Yeah, I got a Forerunner,
a TRD Pro, and I just I don't know. I
guess maybe I didn't read the fine print or something.
But you know, my hands get so cold sometimes in
the morning because you know, we got to wake up
super early that you know, come winter, the steering wheelll

(49:48):
be so cold it hurts to touch.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Yeah, heated steering wheel in the winter months is super nice.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, well, apparently I do have a heated steering wheel,
and I just figured this out last week.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Can you feel it through your driving gloves?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I mean, what do you mean, like the heat?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Do you wear fingerless driving gloves every time you get.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Not?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Because yeah, no, I have some gloves for the winter
time and I've been using them in this car. And
now there's a butt and I remember seeing the button
because I pressed the button before.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, you're like, what does this do? It's just a
circle with some some like squiggly lines.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
It's so obvious to me now, but I just didn't
think about it. It was a it's a steering wheel,
and it's got three little squiggly lines.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Like what your seat warmers look like.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
If they are, they're a little different. I mean, little.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Shape is different, but the squiggly lines.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Squigglyes aren't the same, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
You say this as though he should have known from
the diagonal.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Well, because yeah, like I have a twenty sixteen, and
I have a steer like a heated steering wheel, and
so I did think it was weird when you're like,
I don't have a heated steering al was like, that's weird,
Like I've had one, and my car's way older than yours.
But I mean, I feel like it's just intuitive to
look at the button and be like.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I don't know, I don't know what I was thinking.
I wasn't thinking, is the point, But you know what,
I would press the button when I first got the car,
like I didn't get instant gratification, like nothing happened. So
I go, I don't know whatever, I just turn it
back off. I didn't give it time to heat up.
It heats up in about a minute.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Yeah it's pretty quick, but.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I never gave it that. I never gave it enough time,
you know. And so I have a heating string, heating steering. Well,
I feel like I'm moron.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Well, in your defense, I didn't realize my car had
an auto start until I just got curious about an
extra button on my fob and I was just like,
what's this doing. I just held it for a minute
and my car started. And when I really like that.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
How long did you have the car?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
A couple months?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Yeah, I mean I but I had no idea what
the button was. And because it was, it's just like
a circle arrow, and I'm like, what is that? Anybody
right me?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
And so when you get a car, don't you like
just like push all the buttons and like see what
stuff does.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
That's kind of what I'm going to take a picture
of my button because I don't think it's as clear
as it should be.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Look, I know, I know exactly what your button looks like.
It's pretty clear.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You've never seen my button.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
I've never seen your button, but I can imagine what
your button looks like.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
I took a quick peek at your button.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
You did. I'm not sure what we're talking about anymore, but
the point is is that I didn't know it's I
look back at it now and ago, it's obvious. It's
obvious that it was a heating, steering wile button, but
I didn't know it. So I've been driving around not
knowing how to steering. Will get my hands all numb
and paying for it?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Are you kind of excited for wintertime? Now?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah? I'm looking I'm looking forward to having warm warm digits.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
What do you mean you're paying for it? You pay
extra for that?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Well, I mean you know it's a I pay for
the car. Yeah right, And I didn't have to get
the upgraded vehicle I could have gotten.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I thought it was like a subscription or something.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I do think that they have stuff in there, like
you can up like you know, my friend got one
a Forerunner and you can pay for upgrades and so ridiculous. Yeah,
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I buy the car. Everything should work, Yeah, like your car.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Your cars in the future are going to come with everything.
They'll just be behind a paywall.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
I dislike this plan just I couldn't dislike it stronger.
I feel like this is it's basically a crime.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Ninety one nine sevens on our Gloflin Cheverlet text line.
Is there something that's super expensive that you know you've
been paying for but you don't use it.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Yeah? I bought a pergola from Costco and it's still
in the box.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
What's a pergola like?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Not as like a gazebo without the bottom.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yes, sometimes I can't tell when he's joking or when
he's No, it's it's a real thing.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
It's a it's a pergolo. It's just like an open
top a gazebo.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
It's like a deck and you would step up a
couple of times and then you'd have like a platform there.
This is just like the roof and the corners. And
my plan was to pour a concrete pad, and then
COVID happened and everything skyrocketed in price, and then I
just kind of was over it. And now I've still
got the thing.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Wow, all right, I spent like twelve hundred bucks on See.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Why do we do things like that? Are you ever
going to get around building?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I don't know. I kind of lost my love for it.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, point you might sell it.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Oh you can sell it on marketplace.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yeah, maybe I might still do it. I don't know.
Like the whole thing is just kind of daunting at
this point because I've got so much free time to
think about things like this, you know. Yeah, so it's
just sitting out on the side of my house.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Well, what's something that you're paying for that you're not using.
I'm very grateful that my girlfriend is smarter than I am,
because she was able to discover that I have I do,
indeed have a heated steering wheel. This text message is
coming to us from thirty five h Ford says something
expensive that I'm paying for, and don't use my wife. Okay,

(54:38):
what is kind of mean?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
What that mean?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Well, I mean she's spending a lot of his money
and it's.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Not you shouldn't be using your wife. That sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Ninety four to fourteen says you're a pansy Tanner. Well
that's yeah, I'm not dying, though not very nice.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Handsy's a little strong. You do have Tanner hands.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Eye three fifty one says wait till Tanner finds out
what cruise Control is going to do, it's gonna blow
his mind.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
What is this? What does this clock looking thing do
on the steering wheel?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I did feel like an idiot when when Ali pointed
it out, because I had been drinking, you know, and
so I let her drive.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Does your steering wheel have more than one setting? Or
is it just one click?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
And it's I think it's just one click because I heard.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Those heatd steer whels can get kind of hot.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, this is just one click.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Mine gets pretty toasty.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
And it's just it's just where you put your hands
right here. It's not the whole steering wheel. It's just like,
oh really, I mean it still gets warm, but not
as warm as where like the coils are.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
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Speaker 16 (55:45):
Happy Friday, Brukhu. That cracked me up. Tanner has driving gloves.
We need to burn the driving gloves.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I don't have driving gloves.

Speaker 16 (55:54):
No more inspector gadget. I don't have the go go
driving gloves.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Dare you?

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Every time he gets in he does that deal where
he slides the glove on and then and then puts
his hand out.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Those he's one of those rare people who actually keeps
gloves in the glove compartment.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
We got more talk packs of the app.

Speaker 14 (56:14):
Good morning, Broke crew. I gotta say, yeah, did it
come with a pair of gloves in the glove box
for driving in the cold weather, Because that's what the
glove box was invented for in your automobiles to hold
your gloves in the winter.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Well, I don't need gloves now, I got to heat
the steering wheel you right. This person says from thirty
one to thirteen, I'm paying for a gym membership to
La Fitness that they're not using.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
I I dated a guy who, on the gym topic
had a membership to the MAC the Moltnoma Athletic Club
explicit club to I think like the deposit or the
down payment or whatever you want to call it. Enrollment
fee was four thousand dollars two hundred bucks a month,
and he never went. I was like, you are a maniac.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Yeah, I bet that is probably one of the top
of the heap in regards to what people spend, share
and don't utilize.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I mean, I had a gym membership for a year
and I didn't I use it maybe three times, four times.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
I'll just go to the parking lot, check in on Facebook,
and go back on.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
This text from sixty nine to twenty nine says I'm
paying for sixty thousand dollars worth of CC purchases, half
of which I probably don't use. What is that credit card? Oh,
credit card purchases? Okay, sixty k bro.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
There was a story I just read about a woman
who hid or failed to disclose her sixty thousand dollars
credit card debt until after she got married. Oh and
hers is really mad. I'm sixty k.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
It's a lot of yeah, all right, what are you
paying for that you're not using? More of your calls coming.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Up, dearest mother. I pray this letter finds you well
and far from the chaos that now grips are beloved Portland,
this once sleepy out post of logging and quiet river trade,
has become a battleground of culture and conviction. The streets

(58:05):
are torn not by cannon fire, but by the relentless
march of brunch goers and cyclists, wheeling opinions sharper than bayonets.
Pioneer Court has squares in ruins, now a rallying ground
for the flannel clad militia. They gather daily, sipping oat
milk lattes and debating the ethics of avocado toast. The
bricks beneath their feet are slick with rain and spilled kombucha,

(58:27):
with the air thick with the scent of beard oil
and revolution. The Burnside Bridge has been barricaded with electric
scooters and vintage furniture, and the enemy dares not to
cross for fear of being asked to explain their carbon footprint.
The people here are resilient. Mother. They fight not with violence,
but with sour dough starters and passive aggressive signage. Even now,

(58:50):
as I write from the safety of our Powells bookstore bunker,
I hear the distant sound of a ukulele and the
rallying cry of support local I remain steadfast, though I
now wear birkenstocks in place of boots. This will remains strange,
but we shall overcome. Give my love to the family
and made the Lord protect us all private beef water.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
So I recently just found out that my car actually
does have a heated steering wheel. Such a moron. I've
been complaining about this for years, and my girlfriend last
week we were in the car together. She pressed the
button that clearly is a heated steering wheel button. I just,
for some reason, it didn't register to me. It's a
steering wheel with three little lines coming off of it.
Of course that's a heated steering wheel, but I don't

(59:36):
know why. When I pressed the button, I never got
into gratification and I just moved on.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
There you go. But now you know it, knowing's half
the battle.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
That's right that I was paying for this. You know,
it's an expensive car that I could have just got
the regular one if I were going to use the features.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
It's true, but how much? Okay, so this I with
cell phones? This is me the cell phone? Does it?
One hundred more things that I'm completely unaware of. I've
never dug into it, never or you know, activated it
or what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
So you don't really need to get the fans out.
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
I don't get into phones like people get into phones.
But I've still paid for the stuff. But I have
no alec. I had no idea until recently that there's
a tape measure built into to myself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Oh yeah, there's a level. Yeah, there's also.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
All kinds of tools and gadgetry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Well yeah eight six six, four four five one oh
five nine. What are you paying for but you're not using?
We got an email from a guy or sorry, a
text from a guy in the last segment saying I'm
paying sixty thousand dollars worth of credit card purchases. That's intense.
This one says, uh, let's see paying for streaming apps

(01:00:37):
that I never use. This one. Yeah, they say that
there's about three two to three streaming apps that I'm
not even using, and I pay ten dollars a month.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
For each get rid of it. It's pretty easy to
cancel those subscriptions.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
I've heard both. I heard it's also not that easy
to just cancel these.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I think it depends on which one it is. I
think some make it more difficult than others. But I've
never had a problem getting rid of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Here's another I want. If you've got a lot of
school debt. This person from seven thirty seven oh one
says they're paying for their degrees. Oh sure they're not
using a lot of people are in that boat, for sure.
You like my friend Marcus, he went to UO for
political science, majored in that, graduated I think with honors
even and he.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Worked at a weed store.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
He worked at it, he sold pot, and now he
hosts a podcast. Has nothing to do with political science.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I would say I am in the minority when it
comes to actually using my degree. I have a broadcasting degree.
But most of the kids I went to school with
are like working at a bank something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah. All my friends who went to the radio program
at Mount hit Community College, none of them are in radio. Yeah,
so I'm glad I didn't go. I was gonna go.
But I almost went to school at Mounted Community College
to take radio to major in radio. And I remember
I was working for Z one hundred at the time.
This is like part time stuff, nothing big.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
You already had the job, You already had your.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Foot But I had my foot in the door. But
I was signing up for my class like I was,
you know, going through the schedule and everything. And my
p D at the time his name was Tommy Austin.
He still is our boss, but like in Chicago, he's
just one of the big guys now. He I just remember,
Tommy Austin, I know where was I going.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
You were going with radio radio school.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
You were going to go to school.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Man, it's just been a long week stor.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
So yeah, Tommy, what is happening to me right now?

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Tommy Austin? He told you a piece of information.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
I assume, yes, he goes, you're going to learn more
here than you're going to learn there. And before he'd finished,
what has happened to me? Before he finished the sentence,
I decided I was going to go to college.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Okay, So he saved you a bunch of money and
he was absolutely right. So he did you a double one,
but I still wish I went.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, why just for the experience. You know, it's a
community I know, but it could have led to something else.
So I got accepted at the Art Institute, but I didn't.

Speaker 14 (01:02:53):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I didn't go. I don't know if that's good at all.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
When I first got he.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Probably would have spent a ton of money and not
used that either, because I feel like art schools are
so expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
It's true. When I first got my street team job,
I was probably the only person that wasn't in the
mount Hood Community College program. And I think I'm the
only one still standing. So I don't know. I mean,
take that for what it's worth.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Seventy six seventy five says. The thing that they're paying
for but not using is a regal unlimited card for
a year.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I haven't gone in months.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
I should use that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
I didn't know that was still a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
So that that means unlimited movies. Yeah, that's incredible. I
think I would do that, But there are there is
like a few times a month, like right now, there's
nothing really great.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
It would average out over the year, right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Yeah, you'd think, so, how much is that I don't
know the real unlimited card. Well, they do do.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Tuesdays, aren't they like discount Tuesdays.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
I just remember there was a company that you could
subscribe to that gave you unlimited movies and it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Lasts like a movie phone.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
It lasted about six.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Months and then everyone was like, oh, this is crazy, it's amazing,
I'm gonna and they realized.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
They realized that, and they did. I think they shut
down pretty muck.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
The movie version of Endless Shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Twenty six thirty six says my boyfriend's My boyfriend started
paying for a hand in Stone membership in twenty twenty.
He stopped using it up until recently when I found out,
actually he has almost over two hundred message two hundred
massage credits. So now we get massages every two weeks
to try to use up the package.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Yeah right, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Wow, going to a respectable spot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Also, Yeah, all right, we got some talk back messages
coming in through our iHeartRadio app. Download it for your sally.
People still say selly.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
I don't think people ever said selly.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Down it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
We should though, bring it back donald for your sally
and once you have the the Bruce Tarming press the
microphone button. All right, okay, okay, this is me stalling.
Hold on, I just did it.

Speaker 15 (01:04:50):
Spend money on that I don't use would be my education.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
I went to beauty school to be a nailtech and
that is not what I do for my professional hmm.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
But a lot of people are in the same boat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah, what's the problem there?

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Just like these jobs, aren't you know, we've got you know,
you train for it in school, you study fort in school,
but then they're not really realistic in the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Real world, right, Like, I mean, you think of Marcus,
he has a polysygn major. What are you going to
do with that unless you get a master's or like,
are you going to teach? Are you going to I mean,
I'm sure there are things you can do with it, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
God, Marcus could teach, but he just he'd be so winded.
This is Marcus who's on her Donkey Show podcast. Good
friend of mine. But he like he could talk and
because he knows stuff, and you know, I'd fall asleep
in his class. Holy hell, another talk back.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Yeah, well he's gonna say, but he tells it with authority,
so he does.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
He could be saying something incorrect, and I'd be like,
oh he just super com Oh me too.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Yeah, So where's Drew I'm hearing No, we.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Can't U ninety one nine seven. That is our McLoughlin
Cheverlet text line. We've got more text coming in. This
one's from nineteen fifty eight. It says discount Tuesdays. They're
five to six dollars movies. Nothing for the concessions, though.
They said that that Regal Unlimited card is twenty five
to fifty Is that a month?

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
A month that's still worth than it feel seems cheap.
If you hit two movies a month, you're you're ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm getting that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
I mean, well then, I mean you got a Regal nearby,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Yeah, that's what I go to. Is the Washington or
is it a Bridgeport? Bridgeport? Yeah, Bridgeport Village.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Well yeah, I mean it could be worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah. Nowadays movies are around fourteen to seventeen dollars for
an adult dude. I think they're like, I think it's
nineteen or something. I go to expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
If I go to Regal, I'm going on Tuesday so
I can get that discount. I think it's like half off,
but like usually I go to just like a neighborhood theater,
which everyone makes fun.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Of me for I need to go see a movie.
I haven't been to a theater, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
I bet ten years dude, what is wrong with it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
I just don't go to movies?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Why, I mean, I like I before I moved here,
I didn't really go either. And then there were just
like so many like neighborhood, cool little theaters and you
could go and eat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Such an American tradition going to the movies.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
I bet my son was in eighth or ninth grade
the last time I went and saw whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Wonder your kids hate you take him there?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
That's not very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
It's half his fault your kids love you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
I'm not not taking the full blame here. If he
could behave himself, we maybe could have gone to a book.
I being ripped off by parenthood.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Someone says, is a cell mate not a cell phone?

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Okay, well I think both can apply.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Mm hmm you have and what are you using? Or sorry,
what are you paying for that you're not using?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
I am the one thing that I can think of.
Last time I got a phone, the folks at Horizon
were like, hey, you could also get an Apple Watch.
It's just a little bit more a month. I was like, cool,
I'll definitely use an Apple Watch. Have not used it
a single time? Is buried in my drawers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Why don't you use it? I don't know, because I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
I mean, I've been thinking about that, but like I
think you have to jail break it and do all
this stuff since it's like under my name and I
don't know I should I should sell it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
This one says thirty forty two says I'm with Beef.
I haven't been in the movies in probably over fifteen years.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
God, you guys just expensive. The juice hasn't worth the
squeeze for me. Like it would have to really be
something Like I flirted with the idea of going to
see the Spinal Tap.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Spinal Tap, that's what that's going to see in theaters
out of all the movies.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Yeah, limited time only in the theater. So I was like, well,
maybe that would be one to go and see.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
But if you're gonna go to the theater, like I
admit I don't go to as much as I used to.
But if it's a big Marvel movie, Star Wars, something
epic that has a lot of special effects. You got
to see it in the theaters, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
I mean, wait till you see it on the small screen.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Very impressed. Did you see that they're putting out Kill
Bill two movies, both movies at on, So it's gonna
be like a four hour showing. But yeah, that sounds cool.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
If you're in to Kill Bill. Yeah, that's if you
just want to get like stoned and hit back to
back movies.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
You might do that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
You guys ever go like I think was it the
Hollywood theater that does them in seventy millimeters?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Yeah, that it still does.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Is that a grander experience?

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
I don't know if I've actually ever seen. I was
going to see Oppenheimer that way and then I ended
up not so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
That was makes such a big deal about Well, I'm
going to get that regal card. That's after for sure.
Eight six six, four four five one of five.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Nine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
We've got another keyword coming up here for you to
rock the bank. What is it? One of thousand dollars
from the cashquots, That's what it is. It's can rock
the bank too.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
You can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Yeah, we'll also have another edition of Laura's Dusty Trail
and Freaky Farm Friday. It's all coming up Portland's Rock Station,
one of five nine the Brew. It's Tanner, Laura and
Casey Happy Friday. So Laura is a big hiker. She
loves to hike. She goes quite often. Yeah, and she's
always posting pictures and videos of her hiking adventures. And

(01:10:01):
there's some pretty great spots. So we thought, well, she's
got to tell us about these spots because some of
these spots I see on her Instagram I've never even
been to or seen myself. Didn't even know they existed,
some of these spots. Yeah, so that's why we're getting
you another edition of Laura's Dusty Tray.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Is so dusty, I'll be talking about my trail that way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
What trail did you hike this week? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
So the trail I'm going to tell you about is
Lattoral Falls Loop. I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.
I've never known how to pronounce this, but I think
it's latoral. It's in the Columbia River Gorge. I did
a review of Angels Rest a couple of weeks ago.
It's right down the road.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
The gorgeous is like one of my favorite places to hike.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Yeah, and there's so many beautiful spots. This spot is
pretty much right off the interstate. You do have to
drive a little bit further down, but this is one
of those hikes where, like, if you want to see
a waterfall but don't really want to go on a
long hike, there's a pretty epic waterfall right at the
beginning of the trail, so if you wanted to, you
could just like go up a little bit, see the

(01:11:01):
waterfall and say, Okay, that was nice, I'm gonna leave now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Yeah, but it is there's a full trail. It is
a loop. The other big waterfall is at the end
of the trail. I would say this especially as we
approach wintertime, if you plan to do this in cold weather,
it gets pretty icy down by those waterfalls because you know,
the moisture freezes over and it makes the trails very,
very slick. So I would say hiking poles or even

(01:11:31):
cramponds not a bad idea if you're going to be
hiking in colder weather. I've had to slide down on
my booty to get like down around the waterfall, just
because it gets so icy otherwise, probably a little muddy
in those areas as well, but it is on the
waterfall corridors, so it's usually pretty busy. Parking can be
a challenge, but it's only two point one miles round trip.

(01:11:52):
It is a loop six hundred and thirteen feet elevation gain,
most of which happens near the beginning, so it's classified
as moderate. But it's close, it's easy, it's short lateral
falls loop.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
How many Laura feet do you give this trail?

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
This is one of my favorites actually because of its
proximity and it's difficulty, so I would give it eight
wow boots.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Eight wow.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
That's a lot of boots.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Eight boots.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I don't know why I did that either. I'm not
confused about crampons.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Crampons, you know, the they're the little spikes you put
on your shoes so you don't slip around.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
An entirely different thought process.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
All right, Laura, Well, thank you another edition of Laura's
Dusty Trail. Will we have pictures and videos on our
Instagram or on our blog.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Yeah, I'll put them up all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
If you want to see Lauras videos and pictures from
this specific trail. You can check it out one of
five nine in the Brew dot com, follow us on
Instagram at one of five nine in the Brew and
on TikTok as well.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Yeah, I'm just thinking about how dusty it is. And
here all this sudd that's dusty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
It's dusty in here. Coming up in a few minutes,
we got Jack's Jeff Foxworthy tickets. It's one of five
nine the Brew or commercial free. It's one of five
nine the Brew Tanner Laura and Casey and it is
now time for another edition of Freaky Fart Friday. I

(01:13:19):
scour the internet all week long looking for only the
best and juiciest farts. You do a good job, very mature,
highbrow segment.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Nobody sniffs them out better than you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Nobody does. I got a couple of farts here, and
you're gonna have to choose which one's the freakiest.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I got three different farts here for you today, and
we're gonna start off with a sports themed fart.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
By the way, one of the reasons I love this
bit so much, it's just because it makes Laura laugh
so hard. I do love a good fart, and for
some reason when she laughs at far because you've seen it,
I do, and it's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
She laughs at farts like she laughs at nothing else,
which is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Yeah, I've never seen you want to laugh as hard
as she does.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
If you're going to get her to burst, it's going
to be over a fart.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
So this is a golf art, all right. This guy
mid swing just breaks wind. Okay, just a quick one,
just a quick one, but it scared all of his buddies.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
That to distract your opponent or hear that again?

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Yeah, a little damp, Yeah, like did he do that
on purpose?

Speaker 13 (01:14:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yeah, I think so. I mean maybe maybe not.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Maybe it helps his swing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
One more time for just for lord, just for a
little more time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
It sounds like miss pity or something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
So that's a good one. That's a contender for the
freakiest part of the week. Here's another one. So I
see this girl on TikTok every now and then. Her
only her stick on TikTok is farts, Like she just
posts a new video for farting, and she'll fart into
different items. So she goes. I want to know what
it sounds like to fart in this giant vase or
what it sounds like to fart in this pot.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Okay, you know interesting, the last.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Person you want on a road trip with.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
She's really pretty, so I don't know. Maybe maybe she
as long as she pulls over. But she likes to
fart into PVC pipes to see what they sound like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
I've seen a couple of these on the gram.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
All right, yeah, this is what she does. This might
even that might have been the same girl you saw.
So here's this, this girl on TikTok farting into a
PVC pipe for freaky fart Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
No, you had to fight for your mother to lie.

Speaker 15 (01:15:39):
You start swinging that bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
You start swinging that bitch. She's got the PVC pipe
in her hand. Oh shoot, hold on, sorry I had
I had to hit the dumb button here I can.
I can still give you the fart because I just
didn't bleep. She said the effort, and I didn't bleep it.
I can still give you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
The fart, Crispy wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
She's really worked up over the gas.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Here it is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Behind that's her.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yeah, farting into a PVC pipe sounds like a team
in bightsable. Yeah, I am your father. Yeah, so it's
literally every video on her TikTok is her farting into something.

(01:16:34):
So here's her again, farting I believe into a PVC pipe.
And I think this one's pretty if I remember correctly,
this one's pretty basy basie. Yeah, okay, it's got some
girth that device into AVC pipe. Yeah, you can come

(01:16:58):
up here. I got the video up if you want
to look at here she is. Come over. By the way.
Her name, if you want to look it up, is
Laura Juicy. Sorry, Lara, is it Laura l A r A.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
It's Laura. I would pronounce it Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Laura Juicy TV is what she is on on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Here's this.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Oh no, that is crazy. She has to have like
an only fans or something, right. I don't know, because
I mean, I feel like men would pay top dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
For her to let me click on her link tree.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
It does seem like she's good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Does if there's a link tree?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
You know she doesn't it says, uh, she's got threads, Instagram, Snapchat,
Facebook and YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Interesting, No, only does this for the love of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
She's start here doing the lord's work well, and she
must like it. Sounds like she's got a clean system
like her, you know her, everything's working properly. Yeah, those
are those are some thick farts.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
But like she's probably pounded protein powder.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
I was gonna say, if she's pounding protein powder, her
house probably smells a true.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Let's hear that basy one again.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
You know, I'm all about that base, about that base.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
So which which part is the freakiest today? Fart one,
part two or fart three? Shoot us a text message
on her McLoughlin Chevrolet text line nine eight one seven.
Someone sent a text and said, yeah, this is the
kind of quality radio broadcasting I wake up for. I
know we are children nine seven. What's the best part?

(01:18:42):
Casey b f what's two?

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
You like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Fart to the best two?

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Okay, what about you, Laura, I'm going fart three for three.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I was gonna also go with fart three. So what
do you think? Shoot us a text right now on
a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. I bet that felt good.
Oh yeah, getting it out. Let's get the poison out.
It's now time for another edition of the Rotten Tomatoes game.

(01:19:11):
We're gonna do what we're gonna do. Here is list
off a handful of movies, and you're just gonna have
to tell us which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes.
And since it's October, it is a special edition of
Scary Movies.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yes, correct, Let's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Meet our contestant today. She is calling from Ridgefield. Her
name is Emmy. Good morning, Emmy, Well, good morning. I
like that. I like that name. Emmy. Is that is
short for Emily or is your name actually Emmy?

Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
It really is Emmy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
I like that's a good name.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
I liked that.

Speaker 10 (01:19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
What's the last movie you watched, Emmy?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Oh gosh, I think it was.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Spaceballs. You gotta get ready for the sequel.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
It's got I'm getting ready for the sequel.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, all right. Well, you've got to get three out
of five here to win, all right. And if you
you when, you'll get the tickets to see Jeff Foxworthy.
If you lose, you have to listen to us, give
your tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing. Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Do you like scary movies, Emmy?

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
I really do.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Okay, this is great. Then the first movie which is
rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes, Emmy Hereditary or Barbarian Hereditary
is that your answer. Yeah, okay, that's no. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Sorry, I was real click on the button.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Incorrect, very close though. Barbarian has a ninety two percent.
Hereditary only has a ninety percent. Next one, Emmy hocus
Pocus or The Craft, which is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Wow, really, those are two different movies.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Hocus Pocus that is incorrect. I know, not kidding, I
know the Craft has a fifty seven percent. Crawc Only
has a forty one what American treasures don't make the rules?

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Midler is American treasure and uh I liked tocus Pocus.
The Craft is not good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen The Craft ever.
Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly, but apparently not the critics.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
You get one more wrong. You have to listen to.
Just give your tickets to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Oh man, all right, okay, final final movie Emmy Poltergeist
or The Exorcist, which is the og Exorcist which is
rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 13 (01:21:48):
M Exorcist.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
That is incorrect. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
It's a wow sweep wrong direction.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Yeah, Poltergeist eight percent. The Exorcist has a seventy eight percent.
Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
I mean you got to listen to us. Give your
Jeff Foxworthy tickets to somebody else. And that person's name
is Kayla. She lives in Hillsborough. Good morning, Kayla's morning.

Speaker 15 (01:22:17):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
You just got tickets to Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Hell yeah, I'm so sorry, Emmy, Well, Kayla, you know
enjoy Well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
I'm sad, but I'm glad that you got them.

Speaker 10 (01:22:33):
So tell him high Oh I will you have a
good weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I Hey, Jeff, this random chick I never met, we
talked on the phone on the radio show, said Hi, Hi,
all right, hang on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
We'll get it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
We'll get your information, and you do have another chance
at one of five nine the brew dot com shows
not until November, So who knows, we might have a
bag full of those tickets. Siwhere you never know, you
never know, you never know. Ninety McLoughlin chiverlet text line.
Do you ever feel like you have bad breath? Sometimes?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Yeah? Yeah, right now? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I think that you have bad breath all the time too.
I was just wondering if you did, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Or you were asking about Casey beef Water Bay or yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Casey he knows he's got stanking old breadth over there,
and he just likes to deflect it on me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Oh, I brush, Why do you feel like you have
bad breath right now?

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
I don't. I think it's casey.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
I think I don't smell anything.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
You let your feelings out. You let your feelings out
in the feelings tree.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Smelling very sour over here this morning, and we have
some tok pic messages coming in through our Heeart radio app.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
It'smell like sour milk and onions.

Speaker 11 (01:23:36):
You can get rid of that Apple Watch.

Speaker 14 (01:23:38):
I can teach you how all you have to do
is disconnected from your clout account.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
No big deal.

Speaker 11 (01:23:44):
I've got two of them. So and I'm an Apple developer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Oh yeah, Apple, Sorry, Laura's got an Apple Watch that
she's paying for and doesn't use.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
If anyone wants it, I'll give it to you for
I love my smart watch. Sell it you for a
great deal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
I got the Galaxy version.

Speaker 15 (01:23:59):
I have none.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I'm not a big fan of the smart watches.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
I like it count your steps and tell you that
you need to move your ass.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
It tells you more than you want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Yeah, but I like the classy just like regular watch.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
It is frustrating when like my my watch will go
off and be like you need to start moving. Oh yeah,
And it happens like a few times a day.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
It'll tell you your music's too loud in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
That that's when I hate, like, don't tell me, what
are you my parents?

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Yeah, I'm like, mind your own business, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
And every time I'm in the jacuzzie, it says, oh,
we've detected that your heart rate has gone up, but
you've moved virtually nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
What do you do it singing out in a bunch
of old men.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Yeah. And it's it's weird though, that it detects everything
all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
It's Tanner, Lauren Casey, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Hello, good morning, Hello, Hi, what's up? Hell?

Speaker 7 (01:24:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
You go.

Speaker 15 (01:24:53):
Hey? I was wondering what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Yeah, I can't ask listen. Can I just say something?
I know? I know a lot of changes have happened
to the show lately. We can't talk about what you
want us to talk about. I would love to talk
about it, but I can't. We were all shocked, we're bummed,
but we're gonta. We gotta move forward. I don't know
what else to do, you know, uh, but just know

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if you know what we're talking about. You know that
it was a surprise, and you know, I don't know
what else is. I can't say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Our hands are tied.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I can't talk about it. But don't think that it's
because there's bad blood there. There's zero making that clear. Yeah,
all right, he's my boy. He always will be. So
I just want to make sure that people all know
that we're just not you know, it's not like we
see the messages. We know what, we understand where you're
coming from.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Yeah, that's all we can say it, and it's it
is what it is. It sucks, but that's just where
we're at, all right. All right, now that I brought
the mood down, yeah, sure, that will clear it all
up for it. We got more of your talk backs
and we're gonna find out what's trending coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Happy? Happy for Friday. I'm going to get weird this week.
And I told these guys this morning, like I'm getting
drunk tonight, Like tonight, I'm going to tie on on.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I like every Friday. And that's what she's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Not every Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
The fact that you're like, yeah, the fact that you're
planning this far ahead. Let let me know that you're
you're you have plans to go to the other side.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Well, it's one of those weeks. It's been really stressful. Obviously.
What I mentioned in the last segment is a big
deal for us here in the studio. My mom's in
the hospital right now, and it's just all hitting me
at once, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
And it's like, my daughter becomes an adult today. I understand, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Right, your daughter turns today.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
I no longer I have adult children. It's hard for
me to get my brain around. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
And of course you know your son who is he's
nineteen or nineteen. He's nineteen. He uh has autism, so
he's got to stay at home, right and he's a
great kid.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Yeah, And my daughter can't afford to leave. So I mean,
they're still there. They're going to be an empty nesters.
I'm just saying, I've got too grown.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
They're saying it's more like financially responsible for people to
stay home now, because it's you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
It's really expense. Yeah, did you decide if you're going
to pay for your daughter's tattoo.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
I'm not paying for all of it. I don't think
I think there is a tattoo that's going to be had,
and she's going to utilize her birthday money with whatever
she wants to do, and she's going to figure out
how to make up the gap.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Yeah, okay, that's good. Well you're probably gonna well, I'm
sorry you're sober. Never mind, I was gonna say he's
going to tie on tonight to it was well, going to.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Take a couple of gummies or something.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
You know, you have your you're forced into. You can
either be a part of the process or you can
put your foot down and have them do it anyway.
So yeah, you know, I guess I'd rather be included
than left out. Yeah, I don't know, still don't love it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
My my mama is not doing well, you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
I well, I'm sorry to hear that, dude. I know
We've been talking about it for the last few days
every day, and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
I keep it off. I keep trying to keep it
off here because I want to. I don't want to
bum myself out a little on everyone else. But my
mama is is s dying and she's got three terminal illnesses.
You know, she's dealing with it. She had a cyst
in her hip or yeah, I think it was her
hip and it went all the way up Sorry it
was her it was her thigh, but it went all
the way up to her hip. And she's been in

(01:28:13):
the hospital now for a week and she's going to
be there for another two weeks probably, But she got.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
About surgery coming up or is that done already?

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Surgery today, and then she's gonna have another one next
week sometime, just to drain that cyst. I guess they're
worried about getting to the bone.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
And then you know, they're trying to tell talk my
mom to amputating her legs because she's got like terrible legs.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
That's a tough pill to swallow, though.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
I mean, she's refusing to do it, and so I'm like,
I'm melting down. Go mom, if this saves your life,
we're taking the legs. I'll cut them off myself if
I have to. If it saves your life. Yeah, you know,
but she's being super stubborn and doesn't want to do it.
And my mom, you know, we were talking about it
with my aunt the other day. Isn't it funny how
you just kind of revert back to being a baby
the older you get, yeah, you know, like they're your

(01:28:53):
baby's when your baby, and then your baby when you're
an adult. Like when I had that senor.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
I had that realization when I went to visit my
grandmother in like her assisted living facility. Yeah, and it
was like everything it felt like a nursery, you know,
and I almost like, man, well, it's just like being
back there again.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
There is the the old adage that once a man,
twice a child. I mean that that's where that comes from.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
So yeah, it's just and I was telling these guys
off the air, like why does it always have to
hit at once?

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
It rains it poor?

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Yeah, speaking of adages there we are, ye, But yeah,
I feel like that's just how it goes. Bad. Luck
comes and clumps, and you're gonna get through it. It'll
be fine. Hopefully that they figure out a way to
get your mom to snap around and figure out what's happening.
But man, you can't toy with them infections.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
No you can't. Yeah, she's already almost died from multiple times.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
It happened so fast.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
And well she's still she's still kicking and screaming, and
my mom's really tough. I'll give her that she's really
tough and she's got like a lot of will power. Stubborn, Yeah,
very stubborn, very very stubborn. So she's doing okay. But yeah,
just between the sh show and then that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
And it's like life right now is kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Life is lifing a little too hard? Give me a break?

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Well, I don't know, Just you know, hang in there,
be supportive as best as you can.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
And and thanks for being supportive to the show. To
everybody who's been listening to the show for so long,
we understand that it's different right now. It's it's I
don't think that we're just trying. We're told we can't
talk about it, So don't think that it's like we're
just trying to pretend that nothing ever happened. We can't
say anything. Uh so that's all I can say, literally, So.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
We're probably gonna get it talking to it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Just the point is is that we're going to do
our best in here every morning, and we hope that
you hang out with us still. We hope you support
the show. So if not, then go screw. I don't
know what to tell. See at the Crossroads. See at
the Crossroads. Then let's go to before we go to
fath Thor. Let's go to line too. Hi, It's Tanner,
Laura and Casey.

Speaker 10 (01:30:56):
Good morning, Hey Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
Group, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:31:00):
Guy's rocking you you always will.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Hanging there.

Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
And Lord, great trail, your dusty trail today. That's a
fantastic hike.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Oh yeah, thanks glad you like my trail.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
You can see the trail that she hiked at one
O five nine the Brew and uh just check our blog,
all right, mcdee, thank you man.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna go for a little like myself.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
I'm gonna hike up on hood and do some skiing tomorrow,
so une enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Get it, all right, brother, Let's go to the fattest
of Thors. Good morning, sir, Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Guess he's had three bloody Mary's and the worst movie
last night?

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Another bad movie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
He's been watching a horror movie every night this month.
And you saw you've seen two stinkers already.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Did This is the worst thing. I thought I was
gonna have a banger with Michael Keaton. White Noise wasn't
even bigger garbage than what was it? Slender Man? And
the craft thing is that I looked at the Rotten
Tomatoes score. I went down one meter.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
I went from an eight to a seven.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Last Wow, bring her back, Watch bring her back?

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
Tonight, goodnight, bring her back?

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Okay, because that's a good one. What's rotten tomatoes?

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
It's a lot?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Uh no, no, no, no, no, don't tell me, because I
like to look at the score afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Okay, all right, it's can I say if it's good
or bad?

Speaker 10 (01:32:37):
Tell me you liked it or not?

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Well, I mean, I say, maybe he give yourself a
break since you picked two skunkers in a row, and
maybe just watch Tina Turner. What's love got to do
with it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
Love?

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Don't break his is scary? Don't break his horror movie
stream is scary?

Speaker 12 (01:33:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Uh beef, what's up with the tattoo? You didn't callow me?

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
What are you the one that's going to be doing it?
Are you the one that's going to be removing it?
What I thought? We talked about the removal, We talked about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
The I got guys that work out of Vans.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
All right, you guys talk about your personal business. All right, factor,
we gotta go, buddy, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
All right, I have a fat Thursday. Watch what was it?

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
She didn't do it?

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Bring bring her.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Back, bring her back?

Speaker 10 (01:33:33):
Okay, love your faces.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
I'm on it, hi, buddy. That guy's hung over today.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
He's drunk. He said, three bloody marries. Can we just
talk about something real quick?

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Yes, we were supposed to talk about this earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Everyone's just rambling on and on and on. Here's some
good news though, So downtown teen of Brown reach out
to me to tell me about something pretty cool. Levin
In High School. Apparently they are competing in like this
nationwide contest to win a million dollars for a stadium upgrade,
which they desperately, desperately need, and right now they are

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in second place in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Wow, So that's like how far behind?

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
You know, I don't know this. It says they've got
eighty two thousand votes right now, let's get those votes.
So I would assume you can probably go to the
Lebanon High School website and find out more there. All right,
Oh yeah, it's it's the first thing that pops up.
So if you go to search for the Lebanon High School,
there's a little box it'll pop up and you're able

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to vote there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
So, dude, that'd be great. If they got a million
dollars for stadium, that'd be so sick.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
A million dollars would be an amazing achievement. Huge.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Yeah, let's go on and vote. If you can just
look up what is it like Lebanon High School?

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
Yeah, it's high dash school dot Lebanon dot K twelve
dot r dot us.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
You just got to google Google it is. Google it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
It's easier.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
But yeah, yeah, let's make it happen. We'll mention that
again next week too. All right, your chance at one
thousand dollars in cash happens right now by