TL&C Full Show for Friday - 'Butt Stuff Friday'

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is October tenth, twenty twenty five. Tanner, Laura and
Casey We are live.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I got this email yesterday from Vince. It says, Tanner,
don't move in with your girlfriend? Are you nuts? You're
gonna regret it? Smiley face emoji laughing emoji You're gonna
ruin a good thing. Another smiley face laughing emoji.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Well, I'm glad to.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Hear you and Vince Neil made up.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Now he's sending you private messages.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Fine, very good. You guys have come full circle.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I've blocked big old Vince since too many texts, but
now this Vince, just some random.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Vince just say do you know this guy?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know who this person is, but he just
was trying to warn me. I suppose.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So what does he mean. He's you're going to ruin
a good thing, like you're going to ruin your relationship
or you're going to ruin the life of a single dude.
I don't know even alone.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's it's it's vague and keeps me. I guess he
wants me to think about it. You know, just make
sure I know what I'm doing before I go in there.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm not going to give you the answers. If you
don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I think it's a little too late though she's already
started moving in.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh yeah. I sent her a text yesterday and she
didn't respond for like an hour, and I was like,
you know, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Are we off?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
And she goes, I'm just packing. I got what going on?
She's just packing. So I got to go pick up
the U haul tomorrow morning and then I'll go to
her place pick up like her. It's a tiny U haul,
so she's just got a few things.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I appreciate that she was busy, but I hope you
followed that up with I get that you're packing, but
I will not be I will not be disrespected.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
But today's the day. It's I was just thinking about it, like, Wow,
next week I'm going to be coming home and there's
going to be somebody there. Yeah, and all the time,
all the time, and I don't think anything's going to
change that much you're casey.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, you're going to be sitting in your car in
the Albertson's parking lot.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, looking for a little quiet time. I'm just not
ready yet. I'll get there.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I do not want to go home. Are you the
type of person though, who needs too late decon press
when you get home?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because my ex has a big point of contention for us.
It's like he would come home or I would come home,
and he'd like want to hear about my day and
want to chit chat, and I'm like, I've been talking
all day.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I want to be silent. Yeah, I really do want
to be and she gets it. And she's going to
be working until five anyway, okay, even though she'll be
working from home. But yeah, it's she knows that I
like to be quiet. I don't talk. I've been talking
for five hours and I'm annoyed with myself, so I
need to be silent.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I do not want to hear the sound of my
own voice.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well, I can't wait for it. I'm super happy for you,
and I hope it's an easy move.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Thanks. It should be pretty easy. She's got barely nothing,
so but yeah, these people trying to get into my head.
But I'm decision has been made.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Don't let them decision.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not worried about it. Like Casey
is the one who's been like, you know what, things
are about to get different.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Thinks you'd be crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's crazy, but it's going to be different.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
It will be little. I'm fine with it. She's there
enough so I know what, I know what I'm expecting.
You know that I wouldn't move in with somebody if
I didn't know what I was doing.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You're going to come home one day and all your
furniture is going to be rearranged she's stuff, okay, all right, Well.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
That doesn't bother me. I make it look better, please.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm merely pointing out that your routine changes. It's not
an effective how it's going to change your relationship or
anything like that. I'm just saying your day to day
routine is not going to be what you're used to
and that's going to take an adjustment.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
MM all right, thank you, Casey.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
So I have fun, have fun being miserable for three
months until you figure out the new rhythm of life.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right, Well, later on I'll tell you how it goes,
but it's it's going to be all right. Later on
today we will have another pair of tickets to go
see comedian comedium, Adam's comedium Comedium. What if there was
a comedium where you like, he was a comedian and
also medium. Yeah, hold on, I'm going to look the
tell some jokes and talk to your day grandma.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
That reminds me I had a dream that I met
Adam Sandler last night. The show is getting into my head.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Wow. Yeah, he was nice.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I hope he was really nice.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I've heard he's one of the kind celebrities out there.
He's really loyal to his friends, obviously. I mean, who
else would be loyal to Rob Schneider.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
When they made grown ups?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
He when they were done, he just, without saying anything,
just sent to everybody a brand new Tesla. A truck
just showed up and everybody's driveway off.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
On the top of the line tesla.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Would imagine it was a decent side was telling the story.
And he's just like he goes. Just one Saturday morning,
a truck pulled up on my driveway and a Tesla
came out, So I called up Chris Rock. He was
also getting a Tesla, like everybody was getting a tesla.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Why have you ever got me a tesla?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't know, I don't I never even got me
a tesla.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well that's pretty great. I mean I got to befriend
Adam Saylor.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, wouldn't that be the ultimate like rich guy move
to be able to do something like that? I think
that would be out.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
George Clooney's rich guy move was he just gave a
bunch of his friends a million dollars and he paid.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
The taxes on it and like a duffel bag like cash.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't know if it was cash or not, but
I can't imagine.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It was also a sweet move when you just get
those stacks of bills all wrapped up and yeah, you know, uh,
just plastic app Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Of course all my friends have to be poor.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I know, why can't I have a rich successful friends?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, Adam Sandler tickets at seven point thirty this morning,
and we're going to check some of your talk back messages,
So download that iHeartRadio app and send us one. Let's
do this.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Story.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's not time to go around the room and share
what we think the biggest stories of the day are
caseybewater Bay, would you like to go?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I would, However, I just failed because my document crash,
So R can.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You go real quick?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I will go first. Sure. I think the big story
is that Amazon is going to be opening pharmacy kiosks
at medical offices so patients can actually get their prescriptions
right off there after their appointments, which is super convenient.
They say that the Amazon Pharmacy kiosk are going to
launch in December at medical offices starting in Los Angeles,

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with plans for further expansion in the future. Of course,
those who want to use the surface have to create
an Amazon Pharmacy account, schedule an appointment with a medical
office that has a kiosk, and then ask their provider
to send their prescription to Amazon Pharmacy. And then you're
just gonna be able to go up, grab your pharmacy
and carry on with your.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Day team minus twenty four hours. Still that thing gets
broken into Oh for sure. I think the big story
of the day is Hulu has canceled the series based
on Unz and Bill Belichick. Is this not going so well? Bill?
Right now?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
It is not going into.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
The college football season. One of the most hype storylines
was Bill Belichick coaching the North Carolina tar Heels, But
Hulu actually signed on because there was so much talk
about it. They actually signed on for a season long,
season long documentary series covering it. I guess kind of
like Hard Knocks in a way.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, but is it in real time? Is it happening?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I think it would happen. It was going to happen
in real time, but it seems that his two and
three record, his girlfriend distractions, and other forms of off
field off the field drama weren't the kind of coverage
that Hulu was looking for. I decided to punt.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah. Sorry, we don't do documentaries about losers.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Bill.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
He's had a real fall from grace. It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, Sour's is familiar with the projects, say it's been
scrapped and it won't be happening. And I'm sure that
some of that behind the scenes drama has something to
do with it, right, I mean, and the fact that
he's just done nothing.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Really this season, and his girlfriend's a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
She really is, and she I bet you she's most
of the problems right now.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
She's for him, she's low key ruining his life, and
he's just like, Hey, look at this.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
I'm having the time of my life.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, and he's trying to pretend everything's good, Like, do
you know we've seen this happen before that.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I mean, I guess if he doesn't care, then why should.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
We landed by it?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I think the big story is Timberline Lodge announced that
it's insurance carrier left Oregon in October. They have managed
to secure new coverage. But check this out, man, it
is going up one hundred and sixty six percent just
this year. So they are struggling to try and figure
out how to make this stuff happened. So the deductible
for them is now ten times higher than it was

(08:03):
last year. But overall since twenty twenty they're there, it's
gone up five hundred and eighty six percent. Oh myke
for Timberline to have insurance up.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
There, So is that going to you think that's going
to trickle down to the consumer.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, it's most definitely going to trickle down to the consumer.
But also if it they can't afford those jumps, So
if it happens like it's gonna they could potentially shut
them down. That's I oh my god. So that's a
that's a crazy thing. So get out there and support
as much as you can support. But uh, this is
a thing that's kind of bigger than buying a lift ticket.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
A five hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, five hundred and eighty six percent six insane?

Speaker 6 (08:39):
What are we doing?

Speaker 7 (08:40):
I know, Portland or a gun where it looks like
a war zone.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Dearest family, I hope this letter reaches you before the
carrier pigeon gets intercepted by the rogue falconers in Forest Park. Again,
things here obleaque. The war for Portland rages on, and
at times I feared we may lose the Yesterday we
attempted to take the cell Wood Bridge, but were quickly
ambushed by a militia of urban farmers on Eastcooters. Sadly

(09:08):
we had to retreat. Supplies are running low. However, we
found an unlocked dispensary on northeast Alberta. It was like
stumbling into Narnia, but with better lighting and a full
display case of edibles. It was as though the weed
gods smiled upon us. Our battalion is now spiritually aligned
and deeply invested in a group discussion about whether raccoons
are in fact Portland's true spirit animal. I must say,

(09:30):
those edibles pack a wallop. I ate a fistful of
gummy candies and made a bold decision to breach the
fence at the Oregon Zoo and befriend a lion. His
name is Trevor, and he has a thirst for hipster
blood like I've never known. He's majestic and surprisingly calm.
But I promise you this. The smell of Petulia oil
really brings out the warrior in the old boy, and
I respect that. I now have an emotional support Apex Predator,

(09:54):
And now the fight has just begun. I'll write ye
again soon. Private beef Water and.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Treppor you're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Got another pair of Adam Sandler tickets in about an hour.
This more coming up.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
What what that works?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Right around seven thirty we'll have those also Today, you know,
there's a war raging on here in this in this state,
getting worse by the day, getting worse by the day.
You know, we're losing ground, We're losing ground to the enemy.
And it's so today we're going to send Private beef Water,
Private Cave Casey, beef Water Bay to the front lines.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I brought my kevlar helmet.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Did you really? Because I know we were looking for
like an army surplus store yesterday for some gear for
this segment this spit today.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I tracked one down when I got home last night.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, well you're gonna need it. I don't know if
you saw, but more frogs showed up last night already.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
The guys in the inflatables down there are the funniest thing.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
There's a whole gang of them now. Yeah, they keep
getting more and more.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I saw frog, I saw unicorn, and I I think
I saw like a pony or there was like.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
There was a shark class night, a panda beara polar Like.
There's just like a bunch of them.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
And that one dude, the guy in the frog suit,
he got rocked. You know the video viral of one
of the officers just sprang mace into his air hole
of the of the frog suit.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Pretty savage, but the guy wore it.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
He was like, yeah, man, I didn't even notice for
like an hour in the blower or like yeah, like
a face in the blow he shot him right what
like that? You know, because the fans keep those things open. Yeah,
he just he just shot the fan.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I've seen people do it fart spray, I haven't seen
it with bear mace. So that's yeah, that seems like
it would be tough.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
A friend of mine in high school sprayed some mace
in the classroom and we had to clear out. So
how did that guy survive in this suit?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I don't know, Like he just did a.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Little Maybe it just like wasn't effective, because I mean,
if you were trapped inside that inflatable suit with just
like bear mace, I don't see how you would.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Maybe he had maybe he enjoyed it. He's like, dude,
get a little bit of a high from there.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
And Laura was saying there was five frogs.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Down there, or yeah, a gang frog, a frog, the
whole family of interviewing them on the news.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
That's hilarious. So we're going to send private beef Water
down there today around nine point thirty this morning to
report from the front line what's going on. Yeah, just
to see what's happening.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Listen. I just want everybody to realize that I will
stop at nothing, including putting my life on the line
for this show.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, you will take an amazing I'll take a pepper
ball to the dome.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
What have God, I hope that doesn't happen.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
I kind of hope it does.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Honestly, it would be great for the show. I mean,
it's just it's non lethal. He's fine.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, I just want to lay and cry in the street.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's just a little welt nine thirty this morning. It
makes you come back to see the report, to hear
the report from private beef water on the front lines today.
It's now time for another edition of the tweak of
the do.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
You want a little narken?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Looks like you overdose.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
This tweak comes to us from Washington, the great state
of Washington. You're no Do you here about this forty
year old and named Elijah Reagan who ended a four
hour arm standoff with the police after officers delivered a
Dairy Queen blizzard and a hamburger to the guy. Yeah,
they actually delivered it to him in his.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Vehicle via a tactical robot.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
No, you bring that blizzard to me, you turn it
upside down. I want to know what's thick enough.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Reagan had used his had used a mortar actually to
shoot fireworks into his apartment building and like we shot
it into the ceiling on Sunday night, sparkling a fire
that damaged eight units and forced dozens to evacuate. His
estranged wife told police that Reagan called her saying, quote
I bombed my apartment and claimed quote bad people were

(13:42):
after him.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
While smoking methan phetamine. Reagan led officers on a high
speed chase in his in his Keya Sedona before spike
strips disabled the vehicle. It's always a fun watching those
cops because sometimes they miss see a Police found a shotgun, bottle, rockets,
fire logs, and lighter fluid inside of his car when

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they pulled him over. During the surrender negotiations, Reagan quote
requested a meal from Dairy Queen as a condition. It's
probably smart because he knows if I get busted, I'm
not getting DQ for a long time.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Like hot, it's cool treats. How can he go wrong?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Police commander has said that the guy's facing faces felony
arson charges and e looting charges.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I just I don't get why they wouldn't approach and
just like throw him to the ground and cuff and stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, he probably didn't know, like if he had a
real bomb maybe, or if it were just firewa.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Unless it's like a hostage situation, I don't usually like
it's weird to hear of like cops being like, all right,
what do you want? We want Okay, we want you
in the back.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Of the you want something?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What a blizzard?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Seems uncommon to me.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, hey, listen, I think it's a smart move because
he knows he's going to jail. He deserves to go
to jail. But you know, get himself a I cookies
and cree blizzard before you.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Got amazing on two fronts here that one he had
an appetite and two he had the teeth to chew it.
And I'm wouldn't be funny if they were met at
that level?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
What if it didn't it be funny if the tactical
robot gave him the food and then just immediately tasted him. Yeah,
well he was distracted by the smell of the food.
They just taste him.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
They rig the bag, so as soon as he grabs
the bag, it's over right.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well, there you go, man, don't do meth and shoot
bottle rockets into the roof of your ceiling, because.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Unless you want a free meal, from d Q apparently.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, what if they charging for it?

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Still?

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Though?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Like you always five thirty six? Oh man, well how
much your blizzards? Actually it's kind of low, about five
five dollars?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well there it is the tweak of the week. Everybody,
don't be tweaking out there. Tweek is Bee tweak it?

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, tweak it? Tweek is Bee tweak it.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
This song gets in my head. I'll randomly just be
like cleaning something in my house or whatever. It'll be like,
tweak is fee tweak? Holy tweaking?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Are the window peaking? All they tweaking? Are they peak
in the win peak in.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Remix?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
That?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
All right? Coming up in a few minutes, we have
another edition of the Freaky far Friday.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, bit, second, I have been waiting all week for this.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
This is you know, I go over the internet every
week looking for just the ripest farts for your hearts
be song? How freaky your farts be? We're gonna find out.
Coming up next, you're.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Listening to the Tanner Laura Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
It is time for another edition of Freaky Fart Friday.

(17:02):
Freaky Friday boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Nothing says the weekend like a little bit of gas.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, I got a couple of farts for you.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, let's see he's one is never enough.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's never enough.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
We're doing fart two first, now far two.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
First, this one is a fart in church?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh no, I hear these don't go over well.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It looks like it's probably a Catholic church because you
know those are big and you can hear everything in.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
There, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well, it looks the camera zoom did on the on
the priest, whoever it is, and it looks like he's
waiting for his congregation to sit.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, there's a lot of standing up and sitting down. Yeah, yeah, church.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It looks like he's waiting for the congregation to sit.
And then right before he starts to speak, someone breaks me.
He's staring at everybody. He's got his you know, Bible
in hand. He's looking at the crowd j and he

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hears it, like he looks up when he hears the fart,
but then he immediately goes back to his prayer.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Dearly beloved, are they wedding?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Maybe wedding, I can't tell. It looks like it's definitely
a church.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Echo on that thing.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
It's from the back of the house.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
That one was from deep.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
They didn't even try to hold it back either. They
just let it go.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
And this my favorite part is his reaction. He just
looks up and he's like terrified. Yeah, and he just.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I better get this going.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's good, all right? This one, Uh, this one is
just funny. I just like this. This is I think
maybe we're gonna do a threesome of Okay, here's another.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
One that sounds painful.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Squeeze it out like sounds more troublesome thing.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Squeeze Now here's what I think. That is the part
of the week. But you decide, are you got to
tell me if it's part one, part two, or fart three?
That's the winner this week. But this part is a
guy on YouTube. He you know, he just he's got
another one. He wanted to share it with the world. Okay,
but he has to like shake it out, like he's
got to lift his leg and kind of shake it.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
That means it's not ready and that gives it a
certain sound.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
We got another one coming.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yet.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
And he's very proud.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
But was he laughing when he did that? Is that
why it sounds like, No, that's his heart, I know,
I know, But like, why did it have a vibrato
because he was Oh he was, he was shaking his leg.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
He likes to fart like a wood chuck.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
We'll hear it again.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Oh get away?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Is that just like beaar ass cheeks?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
He's got, he's got, like.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
We got another one to lead you to believe that
that room smells terrible? Oh yeah, yeah, they've just been
farting it up in there ye all weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
So there it is? Which one? Which one takes the
top spot this week? Down let her Heart Radio app
shoot us a talk back message? Is it fart one,
far two, or far three? What are you going for, Laura?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
The freakiest fart? I'm gonna go with fart three because
that's just not natural?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Right, it was your favorite? My favorite was fart three?
I felt like part two is the most destructive, right, So,
like my favorite was the chuckle. But but in regards
to like overpowering or a questionable scenario, I think fart.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Too fart too?

Speaker 9 (21:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Do you think I was gonna go with fart one?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
So, I mean part one is my favorite fart.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Nothing funnier than a fart in church.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
You're freaky though, and it was robust.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It was you got to think about how far away
that was, and it was still super loud, right.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
And the beauty of the Catholic churches those unlike you
know when you go to a Christian church, those pews
are typically padded, right, But when you go to a
Catholic church, that's old school bleacher bearwood amplification for so
big tall ceiling bear wood ain't nothing but robust gas.

Speaker 10 (21:46):
There.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It is freaky five Friday, Which one do you think
is the best? Send us a talkback or or a
text message at nine eight one ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hang on, you're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey
podcast one.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
O five nine the Brew. It's Tanner, Laura and Casey.
Happy Friday. So we did another edition of Freaky Fart
Friday in the last segments, and we wanted to know
which fart you thought was the freakiest Part one, Part two,
or three. And most texts I'm seeing here are saying
fart three. There were some people said I was gonna
say fart one, but I think fart three with the

(22:20):
leg shake was the best. Ha ha ha. Yes, I
thought This person says, I thought fart three was a
car starting. It was not a car start. Someone's just
a guy who's shaking his leg while doing it. Does

(22:44):
sound like a car starting in Wisconsin and dead certainly
a little contact. Oh yeah, I'm seeing a lot of
texts for fart three. So there it is. All right,
let's do this with us.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 8 (22:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
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Foter Bay. You've got two You've got two children, two
lovely children. Did you ever put them on the ground
when they are babies and they'd crawl around and find

(23:19):
something that you didn't know was there?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Oh yeah, that's how you find stuff. You put a
kid down, they'll find it. They'll find it. You take
one little bebie and then throw it in some shag carpets,
sticking in there.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Five minutes, it's there right. Well, this toddler actually found
a live grenade in the front yard. This family in
Seattle their baby found a live grenade. Listen to this
from Inside Edition.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
The family had just moved into a new house outside Seattle.
They were in the garage and their son was playing
on the front lawn when he found protruding from the
grass what he thought was a toy like this. I
looked at it and I was like, oh, it looks
like a toy novelty type grenade. But as soon as
she held it, she suspected the rusted grenade was real.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
She called the cups, my three year old son just
brought me a grenade out of my yard.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, don't touch it anymore.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
When the sheriff got there, he instantly took three steps
backwards and said, ma'am, please put that down.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
That's a live grenade.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
And your son was holding it.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's eating us alive.

Speaker 11 (24:19):
Here's their son damon today. It could have ended in disaster.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, that is so scary.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Jeez. How does that happen?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I don't know, Like, is it just like buried for
such a long period of time and then it just
surfaces at.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
My understanding of things like that. So you say, you
drop something on the ground that's heavy like that, it
works its way down and then it works its way
back up, so she doesn't stay down in the ground
over time, like I think probably water displacement and things
like that through the rain.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
So could this be like a former training ground or that.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Would be my guest somebody dropped it. I mean yeah,
I mean the odds of somebody just burying that in
the yard seems a little round could be. But I mean, yeah,
I'm sure that was probably there from before that house
was there and just part.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Of the yards and the kids catch this easter egg.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, I told you my my uncle's old boss who's
a metal detector guy. He was at Delta Park and
found a live grenade there that made the news.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's crazy wild. How does I mean, how does that
was there training ground?

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Ulta Park used to be a training ground?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Really?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
That's like that's wild though, because like kids play soccer ault.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Right, But I mean it's just down deep into the ground.
Because he would go to like England and whatever and
find coins in these old farms and that's that's where
he told me that information. He goes, Yeah, stuff goes
down and then it over time comes back up.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Wow, Well grenade came right back up into that little
three year old baby sands but luckily didn't go on.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Super Sketch because uh as unstable as as can be.
You know, that thing's been in the ground for forever,
like one one wrong touch and it's done for Google Goga.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Glad that didn't happen, Joe, She's scary.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
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(26:18):
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We've done this before, but we have to do it
again after this story, after this story has gone viral.
We've done this story before about weird items that people
have found in their butts.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yes, they've just like found it.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Well, no, no, no, I'm sorry. It's weird things that doctors
have found in people's butts that they've had to remove.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
That they've placed in their butts.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah. I remember an episode of Scrubs. I love Scrubs,
and there was an episode of Scrubs where a guy
got a light bulb stuck in his bottom, which I
believe is based on a true story.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
I believe this is most definitely true.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Now on the show, the janitor solved the problem and
got the light bulb out without breaking it, but it
was a big mystery on how to do it. And
the X ray is hilarious, you know, because you see
an X ray and you see it, it looks almost
like it's photoshop or something, because you'll see a light
bulb right, and this guy's a.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Noose and one wrong clench.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
And if you're just tuning, you have found butt stuff Friday.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Truly, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
We're just going from one butt thing to the next.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Sorry, I didn't think about that when I scheduled to
plan everything. But I listen. It is what it is.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's the name of today's podcast. But Stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
But yeah, so this guy got something stuck in his
his backside, and it's just like, I'm not even grossed out.
I'm impressed. The thing is massive. Whenever I hear.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
These stories, I just can't get my brain around what
makes them think it's a good idea, you know, like
I get it, like you're in the moment and you're
just trying to get your feels on.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
No.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
But I think in this case, I think it's like
desperate times called for desperate measures, you know. It's like
it was the only way to solve this problem.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
This guy comes from Florida, because of course he does,
of course, but a body scanner out Florida County Jail
revealed that fifty one year old Walter Freymeyer had a
full sized thermis concealed in his rectum during booking on
drug and trespassing charges. And the X ray is gold.

(28:20):
It is just I've never seen anything like it.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
It looks like it's touching his lungs. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
The sheriff said that the thermis entered his body a
day earlier.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
He had it in for.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
The coffee was still hot, and the sheriff says he
entered it via quote The exit ramp. Freimemeyer was arrested
Saturday evening for trespassing on Amtrak property, and when police
found him, he had a glass pipe with burn residue
consistent with meth.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, he reportedly admitted to using meth for twenty eight years.
This guy's been wow doing it.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I wonder how many times in those twenty eight years
he stuffed a thermos up his boot.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
It's never stating in the big thing.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
One time I fit Volkswagen Rabbit right up the old becks.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
I'm assuming that the thermis had contraband in it.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't think so, or did it not? Maybe if
it didn't make it was like it's this Melandou or
something like Coco. Yeah, this guy says. During transfer transport
to jail, Fremmeier allegedly threatened the officer by saying, quote,
if you arrest me, I will find you and I
will kill you.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
That's not usually a good thing to say when you're
being arrested.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
And the police officer told him those threats are illegal.
He replied saying, quote, good, I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
So charge it.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
And so they did.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
The thermis was surgically removed at a local hospital, and
he remains jailed on a twelve thousand dollars bond, facing
two felony charges and two misdemeanor counts.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I mean, I guess i'd be in a pretty bad
mood too if I had a thermos up there.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
For a whole day.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, why what?

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Like?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
How? Like? How do you even? I don't I'm not
sure I want to know the answer question, but.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like I'm not even grossed out. I'm just impressed.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I mean, what that That can't be the first time
he's put something like that.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
But you know his parts sound like a hissing cat.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Now, yeah, so there it is.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
That's contents of his balls just fall out of his body.
I would imagine, like how.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
And so I don't know, and why don't think too
hard about it, you'll throw But I went to Google
and I was like, what other weird things have people
put in their bottoms that they've had to go to
the er for now? We've done this before, but I
found a new list of items. And I have not
heard this one before. Someone went to the emergency room
because he had a World War One artillery shell stuck

(30:36):
back there.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
This would make a great family feud.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
What it?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, because all right, top five answers on the board,
show me thermous. Actually, I think that would be all.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
That's on the board for sure. A live eel was
found in someone's backside. A eel, a live one, a
poor eel, a barbie.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Head because they probably tried to stuff the entire thing
up there and then the head popped off.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Oh that's probably right.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, this one is someone puts cment mix. Oh god, thede.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
At what point do you think that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I don't know. Maybe they're trying to plug it up.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
No, they were probably just it was It's probably just drugs.

Speaker 8 (31:21):
It's probably just dru I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Maybe they're at a construction site and they actually didn't
accidentally fell into a wheelbarrow or something.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I don't know, how could it go up there?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Just look, I don't know, it's just a misunderstanding Tanner.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Someone also, you know, just there's a lot of they
go in there with a lot of house objects stuck back.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Back there, brushes and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, sometimes potentially dangerous items like a can of deodorant.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I mean I can't tan Okay, that's not good.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna throw.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I mean, I guess though, if it's like the spray deodorant,
I could see.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
The doctors give you a talking to before you get
out of there. I don't think they look you in
the eyes out they come in and go like, listen, Curtis,
what's going on?

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Man?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
No, I think they third time this month.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I think they don't make eye contact and they immediately
get out of the room. That's what I think. I
wouldn't make contact.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
If you go into the er and you're not feeling
well or whatever, do you confess right away and be like, oh,
I put a can of deodorant up my booty, or
are you just like I don't know what's wrong, I
don't feel good.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I bet there's some who are embarrassed, and I bet
there's some that will look at the doctors right in
the face and be like, I did what I did well.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I mean, it seems silly because they're gonna find it
so like it's not like you're going to get away
with it. Or when they go, hey, oh, also, you
got a can of hairspray in your backside, they go, oh, well,
how did that get there?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
And you got to see the X ray. Can we
put that on the website, Laura, of course, you got
to see this X ray of this guy who's got
a thermis, a full on thermis like we had in
middle school, in middle school or whatever in grade school,
a little thermos all the way up with the sheriff
calls his exit ramp.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, well, hey, godspeed to the myth creating new situations
every day.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
One hell of a drug Oh my god, Dundee drugs kids, No,
it's one five nine in the brew Tanner Lore and
Casey lapping the bunker.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
And this war torn Portland organ.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Later on this morning, Casey Beef Fodder Bay, Private Casey
Beefwodter Bay is gonna be down on the front lines.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
We're gonna go. We're gonna go see what it's happening
right now, what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, Casey Beefire Bay is gonna go to the ice
buildings right around this morning, where Christy Nome was just
there earlier this week on.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
The roof surveying the damage.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Looking down on us from the roof of the ice building.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Can have the spaghetti factory.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
You're gonna go see the beef on the street.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
See what's going on. Yeah, Private beef Fatter is gonna
be reporting from the front lines around nine thirty this morning,
so make sure you come back to VET. He did
get a talk back to Rheart anyway.

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(34:21):
Sea Lion Team Go, Go Go. Charlie one three Alpha.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Beair Mace.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
All right, well I'm already lost there, but if you
could bring me a breakfast burrito, that would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
It needs sustenance.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, all right, I'll have it later on this morning.
Happy Friday. We got Adam Sandler tickets coming up here
in about fifteen minutes, fifteen to twenty minutes. I found
this list though, and I don't know, maybe Laura you can.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Help with this.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's a list of red flags that people actually think
are super attractive.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Oh okay, and I love red flags.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
There are some the red flags that I actually do
find it. You go right through the red flags. Yeah,
these are red flags that people on Reddit admit that
they secretly find attractive. Is there, Laura, is there a
red flag that you're like, Oh, you know, people should
say I should run, but I like, I kind of
like it.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
People. I mean men with low empathy. I find myself
to attracted to men who don't care about people.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I prefer my man to just not feel Yeah, exactly,
that's a very.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Interesting thing, Laura. Look, I want you to be basically
emotionally dead inside.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
She needs that.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Because she's yeah, I need somebody to match my So.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, these redditors admit the red flags that they secretly
find attractive. What's one that you find attractive? Should have?

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Say?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Talk back message through our iHeartRadio app if you're listening
to us through that. If not, download it for your
cl phone impress the microphone button. So this person said
on Reddit, my fantasy brain wants someone completely obsessed with me,
like burn the world for me, they only have eyes
for me. They'll they'll they'll lock up to keep me safe.
They'll lock me up to keep me safe. Rather realistically,

(36:08):
absolutely not. I don't want the legit horror that can
come from that.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
But that's a huge turn off for.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Me, someone who's obsessed with you.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
At stage five, Clinger.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Now, this one says I have a thing for religious nuts.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You're not religious yourself, but for some reason it's good
Christian boy.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Interesting, very interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
This one is insultingly honest. I have attachment issues. So
if you're honest that you are willing to hurt me
to tell me the truth, I know you won't hold
anything back, and that helps me trust you more. I
kind of like that. I like people who are blunts
and I want to know where I stand. I don't
want to have to figure it out, not in a
mean way, a mean way.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Just be honest, Sport.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
It's okay to be honest.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
I really hate you right now. We're gonna get through it,
but right now I just can't stand your face.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, we'll talk later. Fisball. This one is extreme sarcasm.
It's another one I love. If you can insult me creatively,
I'm hooked, dude, I'm in for that.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
That's another one where it's like, Okay, I like a
little sarcasm, but like there's a fine line between sarcasm
and just being mean.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like there has to be a point where you turn
it off. But like, I like to pick on each
other a little bit playfully, not to be mean. And
then yeah, there's there's times where it's time to get
you know, lovy and weird and a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Or are you one of those people that you're playing
along and everything's good and then we think, all right,
she's having a fun. We can he how around a
little bit and then you say the one thing.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
That's just yeah, you take far.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
I'm just like and then she just stops talking for
the rest of the drive.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, that is me.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Arrogance is another red flag that people find attractive. This
one says arrogance. I know it's a red flag, but
it's irresistible. There's something thrilling about someone who'serous, dangerously sure
of themselves.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, like somebody and that's a man. These are all
like fine line situations for me where it's like, is
it arrogance or is it confidence?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
You know, I can't stand arrogance, can't stand arrogance at all.
So I think that's what holds me back from acting
confident all the time, is because I don't want to
come off arrogant.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
When does confidence become arrogance.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
There's a fine line, you know. I that's why I
just keep to myself.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
But like if you're I think if you could be
confident without believing your s doesn't stink?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, I mean, because I feel like there's one thing
to carry yourself with a confident demeanor, and then there's
another thing to constantly tell people things to reinforce why
you're good at things or while you're successful.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Another red flag that this person, I read it, thought
was attractive is people who are quick to argue. I
like the fire of some girls. I'm not gonna lie h.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
I don't want to argue, especially in public.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
I love starting to fighting.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Target Like it doesn't it seem like some couples, though,
do thrive on them.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
They do, some of them like they don't know anything
other than arguing in a relations you hate it. I've
been with Ali for a few months now. We've known
each other for thirteen years.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
We have never argued. Yeah, well this weekend, you guys
are going to fight at targets.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
She's moving in today. We've never I mean, we've had
like disagreements about stuff, but never like an argument where
we're mad at each other. I don't I've never been
mad at her really.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, it's going to be over
like a liner for a shower curtain. You guys are
just gonna have it out in seventeen.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
B we'll see. This one is a trauma dumping on
our first date could be quite fun.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I don't mind that at.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
All, And honestly, I don't find that to be a
red flag necessarily. It's like, honest, if you don't have trauma,
I'm like, what if.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
You're crying about it all the time?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Weird?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, I mean I don't need tears on the first date.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
But this one is. I am very attracted to people
with no impulse control.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Huh. I don't know about that. That seems a little dangerous.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
That seems scary to me.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, we had a fun night, stole a couple of cars.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah. Or then when you get together, you come home
and they've just purchased something big without telling you about it.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
It's like about an RV.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, welcome back. We're selling the house flakiness, superficial charm
and displaying zero interest in me as a red flag
that they find very attractive adrenaline junkies. I find it
super hot when men know how to fight. This person said,
I bet.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
That's probably more prevalent than gets diagnosed. I think chicks
have from the beginning of time have loved a couple
of dudes dueling over there.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Love Yeah, because it's like, I want to know you,
you'll stand up for me, you can protection.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
I also want to see you take it to the street.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
We just got a text from eighteen eighty and says
that she thinks guys that are not afraid to get
freaky in the bedroom are super hot.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Is that red? Is that a red flag?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I don't think that's a red flag.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I love that green flag.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
This one says, Unfortunately, I find men smoking cigarettes really hot.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Oh, I mean, I like fifties.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I like the look of somebody smoking a cigarette like
you do. Look cool.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
It looks cool, smell terrible. But that's why they do
it in movies, you know. But yeah, dude, I got in.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
The elevator here the other day, and I think somebody
smoked a cigarette in the.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Elevator because it's stinks.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
It's stunk so bad.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah good. These guys that work downstairs will smoke right
in front of the door of the building.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
I just couldn't figure.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Out how it was so strong in the elevator.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
He probably smoked outside, immediately threw it away seconds and
walked immediately inside, Like you guys who blew.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Out the last puff of smoke in the elevator.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
It's just like a fart. You got to air it
out a second. You can't smoke and then immediately walk inside.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Worst that a fart because the fart normally doesn't stick
to your clothes, but smoke does.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah, just keep that in mind. That's all. That's all.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I used to work with a dude that wore like
a golf glove when he would go outside to smoke.
He had like a smoker glove his hand, and I
thought that was a clever option, really a good idea.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Actually, it's great, especially if he's not telling his wife
that he's smoking. He's going to keep a secret, all right.
More of your calls and texts coming up in just
a few minutes. We also have some tickets to go
see comedian comedian Adam Sandler when he takes over the
Motors Center later on this month, on the twenty eighth.
We'll do that here in about ten.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
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One oh five nine The Brew. It's Tanner. Laura and
Casey got a couple of talkback messages coming in through
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I had to dodge the unicorns and the frogs.

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Speaker 6 (42:32):
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Speaker 7 (42:36):
Uh, my favorite girls wear a big red flag right
on the top of their head because they're redheads.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Baby, Okay, they'll drink you under the.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Table, and uh, don't make a mad because they'll kick
your ass bing bong.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
I believe that.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
So yesterday I was walking downtown Vancouver and I see
a redheaded lady and I immediately thought about this, like
it wasn't two seconds, and I went, ah, that dude
would be all about it.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I wonder if that guy's been on a date with
that woman.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
He loves redheads. He's always talking about redheads, all right.
Coming up next, Adam Sandler. Tickets for the show coming
up on the twenty eighth at the Motu Center. We've
got a pair for you. We need callers ten and
eleven right now because we are going to play our
game called who Am I. Yeah, We're gonna give you
some clues and you just have to figure out which
celebrity we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
You're listening to the Tanner Lauree Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Happy Friddy. We got tickets to Adam Sandler. He's gonna
be at the Motive Center coming up later on this month.
I'm curious as to what surprises he's gonna have in
store for There's go'll be a lot of surprises.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
I mean, it's a love hate thing there because I
love that it's a surprise, but I wish that we
kind of knew what you were going to be able
to go see right like it would be just nuts enough.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Well, but we've got tickets today in the chance at
one of five nine the brew dot Com. Let's meet
our opponents. He is calling. Actually sorry, she is calling
from Vancouver. Her name is Tara. Is it Tara or Tara?

Speaker 13 (44:09):
It's Tara, Tara?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
All right, Tara, We're gonna meet your opponent here and
see if they're going to take you down. He is
calling from Wilsonville. His name is Justin. What's up, dude?

Speaker 13 (44:22):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
It's going well?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Have you guys heard people play this game this week?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yes, sir, oh you have not, Tara?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
All right, Well, some people have been pretty bad and
some people have been great.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
So yeah, what we're gonna do, Laura explain the game?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Okay, I am going to give you clues about a
celebrity or a character. You just have to identify who
I'm talking about. You will buzz yourself in with your
own name. So as soon as you know the person
I'm talking about, say your name loudly and clearly, and
we'll go from there. How's that sound sounds great? All right?

(44:58):
First clue. I am a writer. I tried to start
an Anglo Saxon debate club at Oxford. I was an
officer during World War One. I know thirteen languages and
invented two. I became a hippie icon. In my seventies,

(45:26):
I invented the fantasy genre, as you know it. I
am to thank for the uptick in New Zealand tourism
took me a bit. Who am I with the initials
j RRT.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Justin Justin?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
That is correct?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yeah, okay, I thought it was l Ron Hubbard.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's not good guess, good guess, all right. Next, I
am a horse, of course. My theme song says that
I'm famous. A palamino saddle bread played me.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Justin, Justin.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Ed that is mister Ed, correct him on that.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
So as you said, I'm a horse, of course.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
All right, Justin on the board with two.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
All right, next, clue, I am the leader of a country.
My country was a socialist world power. My country helped
make the Cold War cold.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
I know it is.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Mister Trump and I were on sixty minutes the same night.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Justin, Justin.

Speaker 13 (46:45):
Putin, Ladimir Putin.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It is Vladimir Putin?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Correct, yes, Justin.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
With a clean sweep on but stuff Friday.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, all right, dude, congratulations, Justin. You just got tickets
to go see the Sandman Adam Sandler to Modu Center
later on this month. All right, all right, yeah, he's
all right, hang on, we'll get your information. So there
it is.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, the Tolkien one was I got it halfway through.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I mean that was tough. I wouldn't have until maybe,
like the New Zealand question, I would have been stumped. Yeah,
the clue.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Well he got it today. So it was a sweep.
All right.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Well, like we had two sweeps this week.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
If I recall we did, I think, yeah, yes, yesterday.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well we'll play it again next week and we'll see
how people do.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Stories.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
It's time for the big story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Laura, you want to go first, Yeah, I'll go first.
Is this big news? The Banana Ball is coming to
Eugene in late June of next year. The Savannah Bananas
and the Party Animals are going to meeting a pair
of games at Audson Stadium June twenty seventh and twenty eighth.
The Banana Ball Championship League is also adding two more teams,

(48:09):
the Loco Beach Coconuts and the Indianapolis Clowns. So now
it's a four team league and starting in February of
next year, they're going to be touring all around the country,
hitting seventy five stadiums in forty six states. So if
you've been wanting to see the Savannah bananas in action,
now's your jams. You're gonna have to go to Eugene

(48:30):
for it. But hey, so.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Do all the weird rules apply in these road games
where you like, if you catch a ball the players.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Out, I would assume. So I think it's all the same.
I think they kind of do the same stick every time.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
All right, Well, I think the big story is Arby's.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
They're launching what it's called the first of its kind products,
steak Nuggets, for a new limited time. It's like chicken nuggets,
but beef. Get it, no breddick just fall on just
meat walk like at.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
The a crop.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yeah. So RB's stak nugget feature bite sized pieces of steak, seared,
smoked and seasoned with garlic and pepper and note and
I said, no breading. This is fantastic. So this is
a perfect This would.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Have been great during the blubber Bird. Where was this?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I like the breading though.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Oh yeah, well, I'm the reading fan. I don't mind
just a nice saucy meat night as long.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
As it's tender, because if it's chewy.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Oh no, I want a chew on it all day.
The beefy bites can be enjoyed in three different ways,
steak nuggets, the steak nugget sandwich, or the steak nugget bowl.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah, so that's going to be served upon some cheddar
mac and cheese if you're into that whole thing, yu
with some crispy onions, which I'm a fan of.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Those sounds so good.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
And then the nugget sandwich is basically the same thing
with Havardi cheese, onions and pickles. Well there you go,
go to Arby's and get yourself something.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
They got the meats. I think the big story of
the day is kisses. Gene Simmons has given fans an
update on his car crash earlier this week.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Simmons fainted while driving alongside the Pacific Coast Highway in
Malibu and crash his SUV into a parked car, which
is pretty scary.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
He later posted on social media that he is doing well, saying, quote,
thanks everybody for the kind wishes.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I'm completely fine.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Well.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
His lady's saying she has sworn him to never drive again,
so they're gonna have to figure that out with them early.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Good luck with that one.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Janie tweet said, you're done.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Why did he faint? Like that's got to be some men.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Probably just had like some low blood pressure thing or something,
maybe low blood sugar.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Well, he calls himself a horrible driver. The seventy six
year old says that quote. I had a slight fender bender.
It happens especially to those of us who are horrible drivers.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Slight fender bender.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
That's me all as well.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
No, bro, you passed out, You crossed several lanes of traffic,
and you hit a parked carr that's more than a feederbender.
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
You could have killed some of yourself even you.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Know, like yourself someone else.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Taking out a pedestrian and her dog. Yeah, not good,
pretty sad, but there you go. Okay, Geene Simmons, he's
doing okay, So it sounds like he's done driving at
seventy six. My grandmother's license, we finally took it away
at eighty eight years old.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, my grandmother was something along those lines. You kept
coming home with like dents in her car. We're like,
where'd you get that? Den Grandma, That's exactly why we
pulled it. We're like, Momo, there's three new dents in
the back of your vehicles. She's like, I know, what
do Yeah, we know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
You have a child connected to the back bumper your vehicle.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Anyway, more on those stories at one of five to
nine the brew dot Com. Just click on Tanner, Laura
and Casey coming up later on this morning, Casey Beefwater Bay,
Private Casey.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Beefwater Bay going down, Wrap it up and go.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
He's going to be on the front lines later on
this morning, reporting live from the as facility where there's
a war being being had going down right now. It's
happening right now, wars and the soldiers are in inflatable costumes.
So it's very dangerous war.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good patting this.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
So we're gonna check in with Private beef Water and
get a full report of the war.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Coming up around nine thirty this morning. Boots on the ground, baby,
that's how we do it.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Also coming up next Colin from Goldberg Jones. You can
always reach out to them at one hundred Divorce. He's
going to be in the studio to answer your questions
and you know your concerns about divorce or custody. Maybe
you're going through it, maybe you've got a friend going
through it. This is free advice today.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Babby Friday in the studio with us right now. It's
been a while since we've seen this. This man, this
glorious man.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
He's welcome, smells nice.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Yeah, we are on radio right, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Collin from Goldberg Jones is here, perfectly manicured hair and everything,
skinny cut, just six packs.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
You're a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
You have to give that. You know that you have
a look to hold hold, you know, in an image.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Yeah, you have to have a little bald spot. You
have to wear glasses loyally, a little tape in the middle.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Colin was just telling us about how when he passed
the bar exam. Yeah, you were writing so hard for
like two days because back then it was you know,
when you were everything was on pencil and.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Paper, concrete tablets, all that kind of stuff. Yes, it
was a while, and so the bar took two days. Yeah,
so three days, two and a half day. It's because
back then it's still similar today. But we would write
our answers, you know, in pen and so you get
booklets and so two full days and you're writing furiously.

(53:12):
They don't give you hardly anytime. And if you don't finish,
you know, you don't get as many points for the
particular subject you're writing about. So after the second day,
my three fingers were numb. I couldn't feel them, and
it took a year for the nerves to cheese Reactually
their numb for three years.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Was a lot different in the roaring twenties.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Yes, man, you could steal from your clients. You can
do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Man, How when you know, jeez, how long did you
study before you took the test?

Speaker 8 (53:43):
I so graduated and the bar was in September, and
I studied, took a bar prep course and then spent
two months every day. I had no choice. I had
a baby on the way, I had just gotten married,
I had I was starting a law practice without a
license at this point.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
So you had to pass it.

Speaker 8 (54:06):
But there's a little bit of pressure. Yeah, my wife
was like you, you she was working two jobs.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
So it's basically you started buying items before you got
the lottery money.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Oh yeah, exactly. Yeah, I had spent a little bit
of the money. So and then I was also starting
a night tax program in law, and I just could
not miss on passing the bar. So I studied a
lot over studied, but that's how we do it, and
I passed.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Do you think any of us could pass the bar?

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You think so?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yes, like right now, if we took it right now,
no study.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
I couldn't passer it. The oddity about law, especially in
law school, they don't really train you to be a lawyer.
You don't study subject matter that really helps you practice.
I walked out of law school. I didn't know what
a pleading was. They didn't have to file anything. I
didn't know what to do. I could write a memo,
but in family especially, we don't write memorandums. And so

(54:59):
I didn't know anything about the real practice of law.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
And of course you were going to Harvard Law.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, the night school out of you know, Cancun.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
In my mind that you guys are doing like full
on mock trials and stuff in law school, but there's
none of that.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
There is you would sign up. It's kind of like extracurriculars.
You don't get credit for it. I did the mock trial,
so I figured out real time that's exactly how it is.
So I did mock trial and we did well. We
went to regionals, but again I was practicing in the courtroom.
That's not real too much real law. But that was
about as close as we got. But that's all the
extracurricular that's not what they're teaching new day to day.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I wish I was a lawyer. I mean, it seems
like you could be rolling in money.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
I'm with you, you know, and like you know.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
These you could lie your way to the top. These
politicians just lie their way to the top because they're
all lawyers, right.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
But it kind of seems like there's a slide scale
to it though, right, Like not everybody's making a ton
of money and some are overworking.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I ended up being a pro bono lawyer and get
paid two hundred bucks a pop.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
See, I love the stereotypes. We're rolling in my Yeah,
we get to lie all the time. It's just awesome.
Get away with it.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I'm just basing my stuff off law and rup.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
You're in a tuxedo, yeah.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
Yeah, with six show. Yeah no, no, it's a you know,
it's transactional and a guy told me, hey, if you
want to make real money, don't practice law because you're
on the clock and there's only so many hours in
a day, and so we're we're kind of the middle men,
middle people, uh, to the people that actually really make

(56:29):
the money. Right, And in family law, it's not that's
not where you're You don't go to law school become
a family outtorney. I'd never met anybody the practice of
family outsitt. Yeah, I went to law school. I wanted
to divorce people. You know, Yeah, you fall into it backward.
I have a master's in tax LID. That didn't train
me to be a divorce attorney.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
But you're good at what you do, and we are
are going to take your calls right now for you
need divorce or custody questions. If you're going through it,
it sucks. We know that it sucks, but you know
it's a part of life sometimes. In Goldberg Jones one
how to Divorce will be there to help. We actually
have a lady in the studio here, a lady, a
lovely lady, lovely long lady. Can you get say.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Lovely long lady?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
She is get right up to this microphone over here.
Rachel she's one of our sales ladies. She's one of
my favorites.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
She's the best.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
And Rachel's got a question regarding one of her friends.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
So it's not okay, all right, real talky, Well, thank
you for this.

Speaker 15 (57:25):
So I have a friend and she and her partner
are not married, but they do have children together, and okay,
the situation is that they have split in the last year.
They were together for about ten years, and he is
on the deed to her home, which she purchased prior

(57:46):
to the relationship on her own. Then they refinanced, got
him on the deed, and we're trying to figure out
how do we detangle that that web.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
There, that's you know, that is so common these days.
So many people are not getting married, so many people
are having kids, they're still having sex. It's shocking out there,
I know. Yeah, So there's a byproduct to having sexual
relations and so they're living like man and wife, buying

(58:17):
things together, doing things together, and having and raising kids together.
And so that's where this domestic partnership a body of
law has really taken off because a lot of people said,
why would I get married? Yet they're still doing all
the same things. So in this situation, we have two
separate cases. We have a custody case where we have
to resolve parenting plan, custody, visitation, child support, all that

(58:39):
needs to be handled. We also have this, well, they
bought property together. They acted like man and wife. So
you file a dissolution of a domestic partnership and that
gives us the opportunity to say, okay, what was accumulated
and when you put names on titles and joint property
and joint accounts, paid joint bills. They kind of treat it.
The courts treat it like a divorce where it's an

(59:01):
equitable division. It's it's more on the equitable division, which
can be divided a little more disproportionately. If you're marriage
is just divide by two. We can't do higher math
as divorce attorneys, but as domestic partnership they can say
what was the real contribution and how should it be
divided in a more equitable way. Have her call me
yeah before she does anything, just to get the lay

(59:24):
of the land. Because it is you have to file
two separate cases. It's more more complicated.

Speaker 15 (59:29):
It sounds more nuanced, for sure.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
It's a little more nuanced thing the main question is
how can she get more than him?

Speaker 8 (59:34):
That's right, that's always a good.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Well, because she's the one who bought the house, we.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
Can argue that's the benefit of a domestic partnership, where
in a marriage and a divorce they just say you've
commingled it. It's joint. Here, you can make the argument
she brought the house to the marriage. There's equity prior
to we can maybe argue some disproportionate investment throughout the marriage.
So there's a little more argument that can be made there.

Speaker 15 (59:58):
All right, great, well, definitely ever call you right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Divorce is the number six foot force.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
He's amazing, it's very tall.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
She's got you. We're in heels today, Rachel always. Yeah,
I'll be liking them heels.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
You gotta make that power dynamic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Those are good, all right, All right, listen, if you've
got a question about divorce or custody, you can call
us right now at eight sixty six four four, five,
one five nine. Colin will answer your questions for free.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
Today absolutely and if they I'll answer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Yeah, I'll answer for free too. You can also shoot
us a text if you don't want to go on
the air at nine eight one nine seven or a
talk back to our iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Happy Friday, It is a freedom Friday. We got Colin
from Goldberg Jones one hundred divorce in the studio answering
your your questions about divorce or custody this morning. We
got a lot of people on the phones here and
I got a couple of text messages coming in. This
one's from ninety eight to twenty. It says, Hey, Colin,
my dad got a divorce last year and is as

(01:01:00):
far as I'm aware, there wasn't anything that he signed
that had anything to do with custody of the kids.
His X started going crazy and now she's not even
letting him see call or talk to the kids and
anything helps. So what should I do?

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
Yeah, So every divorce judgment in Oregon and Washington will
have to include the kids somehow. Now, if they did
it themselves, they could have a really poor parenting plan reference,
but it will have to include them somehow. So you
want to get a copy of it's public record. Anybody
can go down and get anybody's divorce judgment and look
at that judgment. Even if it's a bad parenting plan.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
That's not got to be a public record though, Like
why did everyone have to know that she got the
boat exactly? I can't keep that to myself.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
And we list all the properties. It's all out there.
So all these people that can mine information from public records,
forget about you know, Google watching you just go down
to the look at divorce documents. So archaic. But with
regard to that, either one he can enforce his perennial
time because a lot of people don't follow rules. I
know that you guys follow all the rules all the time.

(01:02:04):
No streaking out a football games every way back when,
none of that. So that's deep pull, right, Yeah, that's
how you got your starting radio.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah. I would streak high school football games.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Oh I thought you were talking about last Friday. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
No, I would streak high school football games live on
the air on Z one hundred back in the day.
The day and I got that was the first time
I ever got arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Yeah, yeah, and here you are here, I am low
key flexing on. Look at how good of a listener
I am.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
Here you are? Love, that's a deep pull anyway, so
you'll have some kind of order and you pull it
and it might actually provide more rights than you think,
and then you can file an enforcement. Some people call
it a contempt for violation of the court order. If
it's a bad parenting plan, then you can modify it
and fix it. But if you don't keep somebody who
doesn't follow rules in check, they will get worse and worse,

(01:02:54):
and so you need to either file the modification or
enforce it. He has rights, he just needs to stand
up to it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
That's right. Yeah, you have rights. I liked that. There
should be a T shirt that you guys should sell
that on your website. You have rights. You just need
to stand up to him or whatever you said this.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Stop being a baby about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Stop being a bitch. That's Paul Colberg Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Now it'll just say stop being a bitch on the
T shirt that's.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
A taglineorce Stop being a bit I like it? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
You got questions about divorce or custody? Eight six six
four four five one oh five nine. This guy's been
a hold for a few minutes. Good morning, sir.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
All right, you're on with Colin. You got a question
about divorce or custody? Brother.

Speaker 14 (01:03:37):
Yes, I do, yes, I do well. My sister is
a lesbian, gratefully and awesomely and she is. She ended
up getting a sperm donor child where she basically got
a firm downership and then had a kid. And now
she's getting divorced from her partner. But the partner has
no DNA part of this child. The partner have any

(01:04:01):
rights in a situation or what? Yeah, the partner of
any rights to the kid?

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Yeah, great question. The the issue would be, is this
partner on the birth certificate? I doubt it, but they
could be because there's usually some arrangement you have when
you're there, there's a donation of sperm with regard to
their rights. But so it's it's doubtful that the partners

(01:04:28):
on the birth certificate as the legal parent if they
If they are on the birth certificate, then they have
rights of custody and visitation, except if they're not, then
it then they would have to file a case of
third party custody or third party visitation, which is a
much bigger uphill battle than if you were on the
birth certificate. So that's the key component is are they

(01:04:50):
on the birth certificate? If not? If not, then she's
going to be having custody for sure, and then maybe
the partner might get some parental rights of visitation. Uh
so yeah, figure that one out, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
And you can always call Colin. You can have your
sister call them at divorce, all right, dude, absolutely, Yeah,
it's got to be a sticky situation, man, sticky all right,
you know what I mean, Like just like it's adopted
and then.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
You know, it is interesting because my cousin is it
was this is years ago now, she was in the
exact same situation where two women got married, had a
child through sperm donor, and then split, And I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Feel like they should still be involved someway and if
they if they grew up with the kid, if the
kids growing up with that those people as their parents.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
Yeah, it really depends on what. Since that person is
not the legal parent, not the biological parent, you have
to be very intentional in including them with their parental rights.
Otherwise they're not just going to assume just because you're
together or if you were married, that you have automatic rights.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
It's good to know. Let's go to line too. It's
ten Lauren Casey, You're on with Colin from Goldberg Jones.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
So me and my me.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
And my lady have been together for eleven years now.
Our kid, not my kid, is thirteen. Bio dad has
technically full custody. We only get him on the weekend,
and we're trying to figure out how to just make
it even, uh be gone week off. He wants it

(01:06:28):
that way. Our kid wants it that way too. Yeah,
so we're trying to he live and Tiger and his
dad lives in Vancouver, and so he goes to school
in Vancouver. But we want to we want to make
it just even week one week off. And I'm sure
exactly how to go.

Speaker 13 (01:06:47):
About the rema.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
That's a that's actually if everybody's getting along then it's
no problem. Then, Uh, we'd have to figure out if
there's a court order in which state the court orders
out of it's different. You know, we've practiced in Washington
and Oregon, so there's the diferent forms you have to
fill out. But by agreement, we can make anything happen.
That's easy. We do a stipulated judgment or decree to
modify the parenting plan. If there is a current parenting

(01:07:10):
plan or to put something in place, then the judges
don't care. They'll sign anything as long as they don't
have to resolve conflict. They turn their head and they
will sign it. So whatever you want.

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Well, the only conflict is that it's not what dad
given given dads for. He would just have him all
the time, full time, all the time. I see he's
not not the friendliest.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
Yeah, so that's more complicated. My concern is that the
child goes to school in Vancouver, where dad goes. That
can be a big issue if he decides to make
a power move and pursue primary custody. Because the first
thing I thought of, which is tigered. I live in
the Greater Vancouver area and to Tiger to Vancouver day

(01:07:57):
in and day out, putting a child through traffic, you're
going to get most judges says, you know, you could
be the best parents ever. But that's a that's a
hard commute. So my concern is, well, our kids.

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
Our kid has even said that he would be willing
to move over here and go to school over here.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Well, then then that's want wanted that much.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
So that's an important dynamic because as kids get older,
what we can do is file a modification, ask for
an attorney to be appointed on behalf of the child.
In Washington, we called a guardian at ledom doesn't have
to be an attorney. That attorney or a guardian would
then speak with the child and provide input to the court.
So the child has a strong input into what they

(01:08:37):
really want. And they're older and they're maturest of the
reasons why not like I want to be with mom
because she's never home and I can stay out late
all the time. But actually good.

Speaker 9 (01:08:45):
Reasons that I thought that because I kind of went
through the same situation with my parents. My parents put
up really young, and I was always told that when
I turned thirteen that I could decide what I wanted
to do. But everybody that I talked to you like, no,
it's still just up.

Speaker 14 (01:09:02):
To the court.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
You can see a PG thirteen movie that's that's yeah,
Well everybody believes that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
I'm glad you said that on the air because people
need to know that, yes, kids are becoming mature. But
I can tell you I have a kid who's twenty
four and he still doesn't make the best decisions ever.
And so the courts, I can say, oh, you're thirteen,
you get to make these life changing, altering decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
I'm forty three and I haven't fully developed it right.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
Exactly exactly, And so with that, that's why we get
an attorney or guardian appointed so that they can talk
to the child. Their voice can get heard through the courts,
which is critical. But it's not just oh yeah that
a thirteen year old wants to live with mom or dad.
That's the way it is, but it is a big
mover as to how the courts will make a decision.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Sir Casey B. Flatter Bay wants to know if you've
thought about a good old fashioned kidnapping.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Yeah, I mean, I just you know, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I mean, a couple of quick searches on the dark
web will solve this problem for you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
All right, dude, thank you, man, good luck with everything.
Let us know how go was okay and called Colin
if you need to. All right, brother, awesome, thank you,
thank you. Wow. A lot of problems. Everyone's got problems. Now,
do you ever like find yourself people treating you like
a counselor.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
All the time. Yeah, I have to remind then, I'm
a very expensive counselor, and I will more likely break
it to its fullest than to try to fix something
that should be broken.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
So do you tell clients like, listen, don't tell me
the problems are like what you think you should have
done or whatever. Let's just talk about facts, like what
do you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
I think there's a cathartic aspect to it. People have
to kind of get here's how I got here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
So you let them vent for a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
Yeah, yeah, but then I'm like, okay, let me help
you solve the problem. There's a there's a video of
the nail in the head. I don't know if you've
seen that one where complaining about there's nail in the head. Yeah,
and just if I just take the nail out of
the head, stop trying to fix an everything. You're always
trying to fix things. It's like, there's a nail in
the head. If you just take that out, you wouldn't

(01:10:59):
have a And a lot of people have to complain
about the nail and head. I'm the guy that's like,
let me take it out of your head and fix
the problem. So it's important to know how we got there,
but but I will get them on track to how
to fix it, how to move on, how to recover,
how to heal. All of that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Just drink right, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
Or go California sober.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Well, yes, casey.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
The guys say Collin's job is just simply sit back
and figure out how deep we need to cut him. Right,
He's just like he's just gauging the whole situation. Right,
it's right around, I got the knife out. How deep
we go?

Speaker 8 (01:11:29):
It's not a finely tuned insurgent that it's a meat act.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Well, Colin from Goldberg Jones at one hundred Divorce is
always there if you have got any questions about divorce
or custody, he'll be here for a few more minutes.
We'll take your calls. If you you want to take
care of this off the air, you can just call
him directly at Divorce.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
How many people call you and say, hey, man, I
heard you on the show.

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
And quite a lot. Yeah, they love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
We're a lovable bunch.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
You are, you are in person attractive tall.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I've heard also some people, like people who that you've
been against, have called and be like like who you
were battling against? You know, their lawyers, Like they've called
to complain that you guys. Oh yeah, well you know
because you need at your jobs.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Well, you practice long enough, you pick up a few things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
You've heard and seen everything in divorces.

Speaker 8 (01:12:19):
Yeah, there's rarely ever a moment that I used to
remember all the crazy stories people said, tell us a
crazy story, And now I forget them all because I've
heard them so many times, and most people still think
that they're wild and crazy, and I'm thinking, yeah, it's
just another day at the office.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
It's the same thing over and over again, right, like
you've never seen anything.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
That unique, which is important because when people call for advice,
they want somebody who has seen it over and over
and over that knows how the judges handle it, how
it's it's critical. Like anything. You don't want a new
mechanic says, I have read about this in school, how
to fix your car. You want somebody, Oh, yeah, this
is common, I'll fix that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Do you have e repeak customers like yeahs married, married
and divorce or they have kids with other relationships. What's
the most you've seen somebody get married and divorced?

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Probably four or five times that I've actually dealt with four.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Or five times.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I mean Casey b faughter, Bay's mom was married, what
five times?

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Been married five times?

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
Yeah, they usually hop around to different attorneys because they're embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Well, has there ever been a point where you're like, hey,
you know, this is maybe none of my business, but
maybe you shouldn't get married all the time. Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
I say that with the first time. I said, if
you go to Vegas and you get a wild hair
and you're gonna marry, just here's my card, just call me, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
You need to stop getting.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
That's right, stop getting me in. So what is it
the liar liar where he says, what should I do?
Stop breaking the lawn?

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
Yeah, that's what he said. That's exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
I love that movie. You like that movie?

Speaker 8 (01:13:43):
I did like that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
I would have got them ten That's right, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:13:47):
I love that movie. It's all about lawyers in this area.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Did you like better? Call Saul?

Speaker 8 (01:13:51):
I did like that. How can you not like that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
I loved it all right. Well, Colin from Goldberg Jones.
Great answering your questions this morning. Thank you, sir. I
think we helped out some families today, think saved.

Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Don't you wish you had Colin when you were getting
a divorce, Laura?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Uh no, because our ours was easy.

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
I could drink with you guys, I don't have to
be all official.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yeah, get a beer. I don't know about the agger bomb.
Maybe a beer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
I would love to actually to party with with with you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
Colin in Ves, so I get a little bit all right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Eight sixty six, four four five, one five nine is
the number more you calls.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Coming that you're listening to the Tanner Laura Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
It's one o five nine the Brew Tanner, Laura and Casey.
I just sneezed my soul out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Yeah, what was that? Three times?

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Three sneezes? I did four hard sneezes yesterday. I don't
know why I sneeze so much, but usually people do
one or two. Yeah, I'm always like a three to
four guy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
That's gotta be scary when you're driving.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
That happened the other day and I was I was
at right in front the Fred Meyer on Pacific Highway.
It's the one that's got the camera light there. I
was turning left and I sneezed like three massive time
and I almost killed everyone in the intersection.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Yeah, that's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yeah, it's not, it's not.

Speaker 14 (01:15:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
I wonder if I could get you out of trouble
if they were like, why are you driving so erradically
and you're like, I'm so sorry, I sneezed five times
in a row.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
I doubt it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I bet you'll say that, and I'll give you a
you know, like reckless driving charge or something that your fault.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
I know, but they literally can't keep your eyes open
when you sneeze.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
I've always thought about that too, Like if you get
pulled over because you were speeding because you really did
have to poop, and you get pulled over, like do
you just do you go on yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
I would poop my pants just to prove a point.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
I would really, yeah, just to prove a point, Like officer,
I was serious.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
And they're like uh huh, and I'm like, okay, well
now we're both going to suffer.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I would really do that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
I could see that, Like if I really had to
go and it was an emergency, yeah, like what other
choice do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
I don't know. I don't know. I just I could
see you doing that. I don't know why I can
see you pooping your pants.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Yeah, because I need to. I would need to prove
a point, all right, I get it. No, I I like,
you're gonna get out of my face, You're gonna write
me a ticket or what because.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
You probably hear that a lot. And so to prove
that you were not lying, you have to poop or peepe.
You got to you gotta do it. I get it.
You got to commit to the bit, you know what
I'm saying. Speaking of a bit, We've got Casey Beefwater Bay.
He's actually a private beefwater Bay today because he's going
down to the front lines. He set it down to
the ice building in Portland where there's just a war happening.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Yeah, it's very sketchy down there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
And we'll hear his report coming up in about thirty minutes.
It's Tanner, Laura and Casey on the Brew.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Podcast, Portland's Rock Station one oh five to nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Laura and Casey. In the last segment, we
were just talking about getting pulled over. You know, if
you really were if you had to go to the bathroom,
you were speeding because you had to poo or pee
and you're Russian home and you got pulled over, Like,
what do you do do? You just just go to
the bathroom on yourself or do you hold it? Like,

(01:16:57):
what do you? What do you do? And Laura was point.
Laura's point was like, listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna put
my pants.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Prove to him that I really needed to go, so
he knows I wasn't lying, and I kind of I'm
with you there.

Speaker 9 (01:17:07):
I hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I hear what you're saying. This person even said the
same thing to get out of a fat ticket. Laura,
I would do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Yeah, I mean because really, especially if you're if you're
telling the truth and you really have to go and
it's a it's an issue, then you do what you
gotta do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
With your pants. Yeah, this guy's been a whole for
a few minutes. It's Tanner, Laura and Casey. What's up.

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
So I was with a buddy who actually was speeding,
and he actually got pulled over because he actually was
in an emergency and had to use the restroom. He
actually had irritable bout syndrome. Uh, and so the cop
didn't believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:40):
He ended up having an accident while he was being
you know, checked outside the vehicle. Pooped himself and then
allowed the cop to do whatever, got his ticket, did
his thing, and then.

Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Sued the City of Portland for an absurd amount of
money because it was called.

Speaker 14 (01:17:56):
Uh, I don't know what.

Speaker 10 (01:17:57):
That is when you're not allowed to do something and
you like when you have.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
A you have like a medical episode almost.

Speaker 10 (01:18:03):
Yeah, and so they you know, they found they credit
and they found it. Yeah, you'd like you should have
let him go to the bathroom. He was only going
like seven or eight miles over the speed limit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Wow, how much? How much did he get from the city?

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Yeah, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:18:17):
I think after it was all said and done, like
one hundred and thirty grand Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
I'm I'm definitely crapping my pants next time I pulled over. Yep,
I'm definitely going to I'm gonna tell him first so
I can it's on record that I said, I have
to go. I'm gonna wait thirty seconds and I'm just
gonna blast off.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:18:32):
Yeah, man, Like you're you're voiceing what you gotta do,
and you're in an emergency and you've given like a
legitimate reason. The CoP's gonna you know, that's the balls
back in their court.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
All right, thanks, this is good information to have.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Thanks for sharing that with his brother.

Speaker 13 (01:18:46):
Yeah, I have a good day, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I feel like we're gonna see a string of car
poopings in the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Next couple of Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Nine the brew Tanner, Lare and Casey broadcasting a lot
from the bunker and war torn Portland today. We're gonna
check in with private beef Water here in a few
minutes down on the front lines at the ass facility
in Portland.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
It's dangerous down there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Gonna give us a full report of what's going on
on the war.

Speaker 14 (01:19:13):
Did he uh?

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Did he get as a t Rex costume blown up?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I don't think she's I think he's actually going down
there in like military garb.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Yeah, we'll have a pa sure carefully, you know, we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Have a picture online in a few minutes at one
dot com. But it's time for another check in from
your post. Time to check in on the war. See
how it's going on your end, all right? Eight six
six four four five one five nine, or he can
shoot us a text message at nine eight one nine seven.
Or are you talking like a cowboy, because I'm trying

(01:19:46):
to talk like a general like.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
A war general.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
You're doing a great job, is it? Okay? Yeah, you
can send us a talk back to iHeart ready wap like.

Speaker 10 (01:19:54):
This, Private, This is Baldigle one, request permission for take off.

Speaker 13 (01:19:58):
We have a truck blow full of supplies. Our objectivists
to we take all the bridges in town over.

Speaker 8 (01:20:03):
Born b C. Suicide Squad Here.

Speaker 12 (01:20:04):
We're deep in the trenches. We're trying to talk this
man off the top of his tent from jumping.

Speaker 8 (01:20:12):
Doesn't look like it's going too well.

Speaker 12 (01:20:14):
He's definitely talking to Jesus or the devil.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
We can't tell.

Speaker 12 (01:20:18):
But yeah, we're deep in it. We'll keep you updated,
Suicide Squad out later.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Thank you, Suicide Squad. It's gonna check in from your
post soldier. All right, where are you working today? What
are you doing in the war today?

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Yeah, what's the what's the landscape look like?

Speaker 8 (01:20:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Right, you're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
It's Portland's rock station. Tanner, Laura and Casey. We're gonna
check in with Private beef Water here in a few
minutes as he checks him live from the ice facility
here in Portland. You know, there's a war going on
and we need to hear an update from the front lines.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Now that's what I hear, boots on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
But in the meantime, we now have another edition of
Aura's Dusty Trail. Laura loves to hike. If you've seen
her on Instagram, you know that most of her photos
are her hiking in some pretty amazing spots. Yeah, there's
so many incredible spots I didn't even know about. I
didn't even know existed until I saw Laura's photos. So like,
we got to get you get a trail report for

(01:21:18):
me on the air, all right, So let's do it.
What's what favorite trail did you walk this week? Today?

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
I am going to be reviewing Tunnel Falls, which is
in Eagle Creek, which is a very nice area.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
I love that area.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Now, this hike is a long one, but it's worth
it not However, for those who are like skied out
by Heights, probably good news is you don't have to
go all the way to enjoy some nice scenery. The
first time I did it, I didn't even know about
the falls at the end, and we just hiked about
two miles and got to a little swimming hole. And waterfall.

(01:21:53):
We're like, oh, this is great, you're a bonus. Yeah,
and then we turned around and went back. But if
you keep going, going for another four to five miles,
you will see a few other waterfalls, so very nice.
And then eventually you will come to Tunnel Falls. And
the path to get through the tunnel is a little sketchy,
especially when you come out the other side, because it's
a very narrow walkway.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Like rails the hold onto no, there's sometimes they have
like chains.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Yeah, there's like a cord on the side of the
rock face. But then it's like straight vertical drop down,
and since there's a waterfall right there, things can get
slippery and it gets a little sketchy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
But all means, take some mushrooms and go hiking this show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
I don't think that's probably not a great idea. The
view is amazing. Being able to like walk underneath the
waterfall is pretty cool. And if you keep going after that,
you get to Twister Falls, which is also a very
cool looking waterfall. Twelve miles out and back, so it
is lengthy elevation gain of about sixteen hundred feet classified
as hard.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Have you done the whole twelve yes? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
So it's like and I thought it was longer. I
thought it was seven and seven back, but maybe it's
a little I mean, apparently it's a little less than
that five bucks to park the parking lot as per usual,
fills up fast. I would say this hike probably isn't
suitable for young children. And when I see people with
dogs on this hike, especially at the end, I don't
love it because if the dog gets skithed out, they

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could fall right off that cliff face and then you'd
be going down with them.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
If they're on all right, I'm definitely going with Cooper.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's awesome though, it's really great
tunnel falls.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
How many Laura feet do you give it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
I would give it eight point five Laura feet, wow,
just because I mean and for some people twelve miles
it's nothing, but for me, like with my plant with
fasci itis and whatnot, my dogs are barking after that
kind of stuff. But it is very very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Well, we'll have some photos and some pictures of Laura's trail.
Just check out our blog when you get a chance
one oh five nine in the BRU dot com just
click on Tanner Laura and Casey, another successful addition of
Laura's dus.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura Casey Podcast Happy Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Or is it you know? There's a war going on
in Portland as as you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
No, that's all we've been hearing about lately, the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Great War of Portland Oregone YEP of twenty twenty five.
We are getting reports on the war from different posts.
This text comes to us from the our Lake Oswego
post Laura Okay, eighteen twenty nine says the neutral powers
of Oswego have allied with the Wilsonville warlords. Our alliance

(01:24:40):
is unbreakable, our spirits unshakable. We will prevail against the crazies.

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Nineteen fifty eight says Private Pickles here tailing a school
bus that's holding highly dangerous civilians. We haven't had any
problem so far. We'll keep you posted.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Thank you, Private pick.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Thank you, Private Pickles. Got a few talkback messages coming
in through our iheartradiouplet's see what's going on in there.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
End of the war.

Speaker 9 (01:25:07):
Casey Beefcakes, Casey bfaks, come in. This is ghostwriter out
here in Camby today. War is quiet on my end.
Let us know how you're doing all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Quiet on the Canby front on the northern northern front? Wait,
which direction is Camby Southern Front? I don't know. I
how good in directions?

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
I gotta talk.

Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
About Hello, it's me again.

Speaker 7 (01:25:28):
I'm in Selwood in Portland, Oregon, and I gotta tell
you I can't tell the difference between Russia and Portland
at this point.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
It's real bad.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
We went to the Acropolis last night and I got
attacked by a barrage of boobies. It was horrific. There
were butt cheeks and steak fries flying all over the room.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah, it'll happen at a place like that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
At the Acropolis. Yeah, you gotta watch out for those
flying and state fries.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Let's check in with Private Beef Water Private. Good morning there,
Good morning Private. How is it on the front lines
today at the ice building?

Speaker 13 (01:26:11):
Well, we've got we've got a little bit of action.
I'm currently seeing a cello player with a very uh
antiquat anti. It was just antagonizing rendition of a classical performances.
It can't quite make.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Out r that's a that's an A.

Speaker 13 (01:26:29):
Well, I can tell by the stroke of the bow
that no good can come from it. We have a
what appears to be a breakfast burrito and or a
earo from last night still on the curb, along with
a half a bottle of water. Breakfast is covered. You got.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
It's a real shame. They're littering the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
You got what on both sides covering?

Speaker 13 (01:26:50):
We've got news crews on both sides of the street,
satellite trucks. We're out here. It's it's coverage galore going
on with at least seven people by the railroad tracks
here with an unmade bed. Don't know what to make
of that. It's just out here getting just getting soaked upon.
And I think the favorite thing I've come across so far,
next to the breakfast burrito slash hero, is the Sasquatch

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holding a sign with the burning question do steroids make
your wiener smaller?

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:27:23):
I don't know, or bigger one of the questions. I
can't quite read the sign from here, but it definitely
involves steroids and or wiener. But other than that, we
have action just growing everywhere. The rain has finally stopped.
I did see somebody from Ice come out and it
appear to break there the scanner that allows them to

(01:27:44):
open the gate. He just broke that thing open and
snapped it out like he was about to perform a
bank robbery. Don't know what that's all about, but we're
going to continue to monitor the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Yeah, as you should. Are there a lot of dangerous
people down there.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
I saw some dangerous soldiers on the other side and
in frog suits and unicorn costumes.

Speaker 13 (01:28:06):
Uh. At this point, the the only the only costume
I'm seeing is sasquatch. I see nothing inflatable. But perhaps
they had to go home or maybe go get a
Grand Slam breakfast or something like that to sustain themselves
to come back for yet another long, hard fight through
the evening private water.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Can you rect some Can you confirm that there is
still a snopper on the roof with pepperballs?

Speaker 13 (01:28:33):
I currently see no sniper activity, but I do see
some bright lights shining down upon us next to a
glorious Americans flag.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Ryan, all right, well, it sounds like the war's going
as it's raging on, going, swimmingly raging on downtown Portland. Casey, like,
really is there? Like there's nothing going on right there
right there?

Speaker 13 (01:28:58):
It looks like it looks like the farmer marks down here. Yeah,
there was absolutely nothing happening. There's a lone girl playing
a cello for an audience of about ten and even
a sweeter look as there's a man with his arm
around his lady as they're filming, said cellowist. And aside
from that, it's just that and another dude smoking a

(01:29:18):
cigarette right here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Wow, very dangerous battle going on in downtown Portland.

Speaker 13 (01:29:22):
Boy, I'm telling you what. I am fighting for my
life here alongside Private McNee. He also came down here
to joined the fight. And yeah, here it is according
to the fencer that I'm looking out across the streets
ice melts yellow. I don't know what to make of that,
but we have propaganda on the fence line.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
That's kind of gross. Why don't you, why don't you
drop down and give me ten push ups there?

Speaker 13 (01:29:46):
Probably the ground's dirty, the grounds, the grounds really dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Get down there, give me some push up.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
But well two.

Speaker 13 (01:29:57):
Three boo, that's all. I got my arms and burden
my left real bad. You know, I got a week
left side.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Yeah no, And the streets are covered in mursa of course,
so you.

Speaker 13 (01:30:07):
Might want to watch this, hey, Not to mention the
streets are also littered with a singular lime scooter, but
it's got its kicks. Stand down. Everything seems to be
okay at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Well, so you know it's.

Speaker 13 (01:30:20):
Gonna look that there's two more across the street.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
It'll probably pop off more tonight. You know, usually the
protesting crazy when the sun goes down.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Well, and they've been like hosting dance parties and stuff.
There was like a bit of a rave last night.
I heard some music playing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
So it's gonna get really crazy tonight with the dance
party king especially breaking news.

Speaker 13 (01:30:37):
Yes, we just got a black duly all windows just
murdered out rolling into the sailing. Don't know what's happening.
Might have been the president, don't know that for sure.
We'll keep we'll keep an eye on the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Probably all right, thank you, Private beef Water. We appreciate
that this report's coming from eighteen eighty. They're saying, all
I'm seeing is unicorns and lots of frogs. The freaks
come out at.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Night once that spaghetti actually reopens. Yeah, it's pandemodium.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
All right, casey, Well, good job, Private beef Water.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Thanks for going down there. But harm's way.

Speaker 13 (01:31:09):
Yeah, listen, I fear nothing, and I will. I crossed
the street and didn't even look both ways. I just
went straight to the left and walked.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
What happened to Trevor?

Speaker 13 (01:31:21):
Trevor, He's an happy Trevor does a Trevor also appreciate.
He prefers the evening time, and that's when we normally
storm buildings. And he feeds.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Like said, well he isn't He has a cat after all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Trevor is the tiger that he stole, lion, the lion
he stole.

Speaker 13 (01:31:35):
From the lion.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
All right, all right, thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:31:38):
I mean, if you need to keep it up. I
just saw somebody, somebody put a rose on the hole
with an eyeball in it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Well, listen, this weir. This war is getting weird. It's
getting really weird. You know, you're going to see all
sorts of things down there. You're seeing the carnage, eyeballs
and roses.

Speaker 13 (01:31:54):
It's wreckage everywhere, all right, It's like the beaches of
Normandy down here.

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
Off the cat.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
All right, be fire. We'll see you later, man, We'll
come back. We'll see later. There is there is by
the way, you got to see the photos of beef
water on her Instagram right now, great because he's like
he's in war garb. Yeah, like the helmet and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
The helmet on. He's prepared.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Follow us on the gram at one of five nine
the Brew, someone says, yeah, go there around ten o'clock tonight.
But it's still you see the videos on the internet.
I saw a video of like ten fishing poles and
all of them had donuts on the end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Oh, pest, disrespect.

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
Now what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
All right? There's a lot of dogs looking for forever
homes here in the Portland Area's that right? That's why
Laura has been volunteering at Oregon Dog Rescue and every
week she's putting up her favorite dog of the week.
Yeah that needs a forever home. Uh huh this week?
What was his name this week?

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Her name is Lulu. She's very very little, baby sized,
but she is like a eleven or twelve, so she's
a senior pepperoony.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
And she's one of those like crusty white dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Yeah, but she's very fluffy, and a lot of people
like crusty that's true. They get adopted all the time.
But she's nine pounds so she would fit perfectly on
a lap.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
And she's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
She's very cutie, like I said, very fluffy. She's got
a very sweet face.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Is she a sweet dog?

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
I mean she was a little nervous when I was
in there on Tuesday, just because there were a lot
of other dogs that had more energy than she did.
She was just kind of lounge.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
But she just needs to find a person.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Yeah, And she was found as astray in Texas, so
I don't know if she's ever like had a real family,
but she needs one for her retirement years. Yeah, So
go check out Lulu. I've got a video on Instagram
at one five nine in the Brew. You can also
see her on our website five nine in the Brew
dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Yeah, check out the video and the bio and see
if it's perfect. She's perfect for your family.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
There are a lot of trailers that are out, sorry,
a lot of movies that are actually out this weekend,
like Tron is it Airs or Aries? What is it
ar e S?

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
It's ar e S. I would assume Aries, but I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
But it's in theaters today. It's God's Jared.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Leto, which means it's terrible, right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Jeff Bridges is also and and I love him. I
I've heard nothing but bad things about the fifty three percent.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
What's the audience score?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Eighty something?

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Okay, well yeah, I mean that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
It's like eighty three, I think is what I saw.
It's not bad, but the movie looks every every review
I've seen on TikTok has been this is the worst
movie ever. It's embarrassing. I can't believe this is the
final product. Now nine Inch Nails is doing the soundtrack,
so that's cool, but I guess it's super like. The
movie's so loud that some people wish they brought earplugs.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Interesting, yeah, but I also feel like, isn't it up
to theaters to like adjust the volume? I would think,
I mean, I think they could control tell.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Them to go turn it down off yours or bleeding.
But it's in theaters today. We got the trailer at
one of five nine in the brew dot Com. Also
in theaters is Kiss of the Spider Woman, which I
don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
That has oh, that has Jennifer Lopez in it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
So oh, so it's gotta be terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Yeah, I would, I wouldn't keep your fingers crossed for
a good film.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
There another movie called Roofman.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Oh yeah, I've heard about that. You know what movie
I want to see and I can't. I can't remember
what it's called. The one with Leonardo DiCaprio that everyone
says is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Yeah, one battle after another.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Yeah, I've heard.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
I hear it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Here, it's a really good So maybe I'll go see
that one this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
There's a movie on Netflix that just dropped that I
hear is really good. It's called, uh, the House of Dynamite.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
I think, okay, And did you say the same lady
who did hurt Locker?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yeah, yeah, Catherine Bigelow or big Low or whatever. She
did it. And it looks really good. It's got a
it's got a ninety something percent on Tomatoes. So that's
streaming on Netflix. You can also check out Monster The
Ed Gaines Story, which is what I just finished it
last night.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Yeah you really? You finished that pretty fast?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Eight episodes and I'd like, just how almost did?

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
I like murder?

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
I like true crime. I like true crime lot and
this is such a gory, dark show that honestly last
night was a little much. The fine the finale, It's
just a bit of a lot. It's a lot, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
I've only gotten through like the first two episodes, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
But you like that kind of stuff because you're a
dark girl. You like horror movies. Like I think the
only movies you watch are bloody horror.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Movies for the most part. Yeah, so the more messed up,
the better.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
It's really it learn so much about you. What's your
favorite horror movie?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Oh, I mean, my favorite horror movie is not that gory.
Uh My all time favorite horror movie probably is The
Ring because I remember that was like the first movie
that I watched when I was younger that really like
scared me. Yeah, so it's always just kind of stayed
at that top spot, all right, And that's not like
gory or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
So now that's how I feel about the Blair Witch Project. Well, yeah,
I think that's still a scary movie, even though I
know it's fake.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
I found footage stuff is It's very scary creepy.

Speaker 8 (01:36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
All right, Well that does it for us today. We'll
be back next week. I think we have tickets to
Bobby Lee week to comedian Bobby Lee, a funny guy.
We've had him on the show before. We'll have tickets
to him all next week.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Thanks for listening to The Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.
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