TLC Full Show for Friday - Wham-Brewy!!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You are listening to the Tanner Laura en Casey podcast.
Listen live weekday morning six to ten on one oh
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you listen to.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Podcasts Ahi Hei? What's I called again?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Laura? Wilhelm screams, right.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Very classic scream that's used in dozens and if not
hundreds of movies.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Right, I've never heard anybody scream like that, though, I
don't know who Wilhelm was, but.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Here's the guy who did it. I know, mister doctor Wilhelm.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
But like, what is happening to you? When you may ah,
he's probably falling into like a fit, a fit of pire,
a pit of fire.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
One fact, it was recorded in a prison shower.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
See what it sounds like slow motion?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
He dropped. Somebody got the dessert stole? Well, Happy Friday,
we made it. We have a lot going on today.
My friends have got another Kershaw Knives outdoor get step
for you today.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
We'll do it at nine thirty because we got a
lot going on today. David Keckner, mister.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Whammy himself, Whammy from uh you know, from Makerman.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, he's gonna be in studio this Morning, seven thirty.
We we like, we like this, do it? I like
I like Champ a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I wish I could. I don't know if he's okay
with me calling him Champ, but I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't be the only one.
You might be a little sick of it.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Order how honestly, how sick of it he is to stream?
We can ask, but you know we didn't ask him to.
We just started screaming it for us.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, he knows, he knows how to butter his bread.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
So in studio David Keckner seven thirty this morning, we
also have another edition of the dumb Ass of the
Day coming up later on.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
The Part of the Week is coming.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Up today, Freaky fart Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, Freaky far Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's the part of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, I just I just got off track. I'm sorry, don't.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Why are you calling it the wrong name? Seriously an expedition,
I apologize right now.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well, we're gonna do that later on this morning, and
that should be nice and high Ralph for our show.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes, what else, you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, we're gonna be talking about happy Hour because that's today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Our first r and I'm sorry second ever. Happy hout.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, that's good, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's happening today at Satellite Tavern in Portland. We're just
hanging out with listeners.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Man, if you can't make it to Bacon and beer,
or if you if you still come to bacon and
beer and you just want to hang out. Today between
four and six pm, we're gonna be at Satellite Tavern
in Portland hanging out, giving away some tickets to the
Blazers to when they take on the Knicks. But you'll
be sitting in the coursl like silver seats. So it's
super nice, fancy spot in the motor center. You get
to feel like a vip you do, and you get
like these really you know, fancy seats, You get your

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drink coolers, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's very nice.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
You get to tell the people around you to not
look at you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Stop looking at me, stupid turn around, scrub all right today.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Stories I remember in like the eighth and ninth grade,
if you were called a scrub by a girl, it.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Was it was hard because nobody wants to scrubbs.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Ain't nobody want no scrubs?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Right, back then it was a super like insult. It
was very insultant.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
I don't caay if you are hanging out the window
of your best friend's ride, I don't want none of it.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Those scrubs.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Do you remember there was like a response song to that,
I don't want no birds or no chicken heads or
something like.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It was like there was like a response.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I feel like I remember there being a response to it,
but I could not tell you what it was about
chicken heads.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I think chicken head.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Look like you you girls are chicken heads.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
A chickenhead bird?

Speaker 7 (03:24):
I think.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Stretch. That's stretch, all right.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I think the big story of the day is the
TSA has proposed a rule that would you need to
listen to this case be funky, all right. The TSA
has proposed a rule that would charge travelers without a
real ID and eighteen dollars fee at security checkpoints and
plans to launch a biometric identity verification program for people
who don't have a real ID or other approved ID

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like a passport.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, here's the deal. Newsflash, that technology already exists. You
look into an iPad and you're in a system.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
So the TSA says alternative ID verification methods are time
and resource intensive, so the fee would cover the you know,
the government's cost.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
But I would have paid thirty six bucks to just
move myself along lass procedure.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Eighteen bucks, no problem.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You have your real ID now, we're fine now.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
But I still don't have mine.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Dude, if you're trying to go anywhere next time, right now,
next time I try to go to Disneyland's.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Crazy out there, the world's crazy, all that guff and
you don't even have one.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, because I don't have to.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't have plans to hop on a plane. You
were hoving on a plane for a business trip, and
you're like what I was. I'll just disregard all all
the government rules.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I was unaware of it. They don't apply to me.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
But also, this is a silly thing for Tanner to
be arguing about it, because he will be like, I
think I want to go out of town like this weekend,
and then you're like a book a trip this last minute,
and then you won't be able to get.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Your real I d I'll pay the eighteen bucks freak's
talking about. Did you not just hear what I said?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I just get your real l man.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
You make me want to just make all right?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
What do you have in the news? One of you?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay, I'll go. I think the big story is a
Pacific Power is warning about scams targeting utility customers. Ooh,
my screen just went down. Scammers will put the pressure
on saying I don't know. Scammers will put the pressure
on saying that your power is going to be shut
off in half an hour. Pacific Powers is they don't

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do same day disconnections. They also don't take payment by
prepaid cards, so if you're suspicious of a call, ask
them for your account number and compare it to your bill.
Pacific Power will also not demand payment through text message.
So just be on the lookout because people are out
there scamming.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yes, right, listen, Grandma, Jerry's on his way over. You
need to send me three visa gift cards.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Right now. We're going to turn your lights off. Scammers,
p scamming crazy.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
I think the big story is the Silverton Christmas Market
opens today at the Oregon Garden Resort. Displays have more
than one and a half million lights. There's a snowless
tubing hill, live music, a German vendor market plus Santa
is gonna be there.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Everybody.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
There's all Like I said, there's German food as well
and family friendly beer garden.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
A sledless to snows So you're just a hill.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
No, I'm assuming it's like you ever seen those like
ski jumps that they practice on that are like slick plastic.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Oh I'm sharing.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Something like that, all right, because it just you just
described a hill.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, snowless tubing hill hill, Okay, slipping slide.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Take it to fifteen bucks for adults, eight dollars for
kids six and older.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, nice, something fun for the keyids. All right,
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Speaker 1 (06:53):
You're listening to that Tanner Laura in Casey podcast Happy Friday.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
You gotta put a picture up of our lovely Laura
because you look fantastic today and you're wearing You're wearing
your your best moving blanket.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I see see this is this is how it works
for Sexuary get I get a compliment, and then it's
immediately followed by something mean.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's not. I mean, it's a very doesn't very good looking.
It does moving blanket.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Look like a moving blanket. It doesn't feel like a
moving blanket. It's very soft and very nice.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Flora's got the shirt. It's gray, it's fuzzy. Yeah, it's
really like a towelish kind of material.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Imagine a seat cover from nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well that that Sierra was born. So you know, maybe
I'm just channeling my.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I think it looks very good on you.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
I think you style out very like somebody who can
make something look good, you know, like an actor can
make like.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Like, this isn't a sweater that I have to make
look good. It just is a cute sweater.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I just think it would keep my bed set very
nice in a move.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
I think it looks like you literally just took it
off a sheep.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'll take that, honestly. I'll take that over a moving
cup because sheeps are cute and sheeps are well cozy.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
We'll put a picture up, Laura, you look very lovely today.
One of five nine the bud and follow us on Instagram.
Speaking of Laura, I thought when I heard this last night,
this would be a song that she would write a
fewer musicians.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
Soup is for women, Soup, soup is for women. Men
cannot eat soup. Men cannot eat soup.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
To watch men eat soup, it's weird. It's stop slurping
it like that.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You're supposed to be a man. Be a little bitch.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
By the way, those are Tanner's words, not mine.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, I'm pretty sure I've heard you say those exact words.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
That men can't eat soup.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, I just it just seems you get.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Sounds like something. I would say, you.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Get its very easily, and I would assume.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
You're not wrong about that. But I have not said
anything about soup.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I thought it was in your profile that if you
like soup, you're out rolling.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're out.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, she does like to eat a cold soup? Casey,
that makes you want to.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Die inside, especially today like that would weren't.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
You going to bring in some cold super and I
was going to and I forgot, Oh man, maybe there's
some salt.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
What about cold salsa right out of the fridge?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Cold salsa supposed to be.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
I know, but like, okay, that that falls into appropriate cat.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Have you ever had warm salsa? Because some restaurants start
like that.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't mind.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't care to do it. I don't care as
long as it's hot and taste good.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I don't care like hot isn't spice.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I want to, I want to. I want to.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I want to look like I'm having an unfortunate time,
but I love it. Speaking of music, I don't know
if you saw this video that went viral, so it
was it was like the Miss Chili pageant and this
pageant singer. You know how they have a talent portion
of these palt these talent shows and you know they
go but like today, I'm going to point out Canada
without any help.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's usually something stuper boring.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
This this talent is badass.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
So apparently she is the singer of a metal band
in life, and this was her talent performance during the
show Miss Chile.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I got I know what she's saying, but she's beautiful.
You know, she's all dulled up and pageant gear.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
It does not look like this voice should be coming
out of that body, and it does something to me.

Speaker 10 (10:24):
I'll tell you that's what happens when you drink the
blood of a goat allows you to do though, I'm
so impressed with chicks, you can do this.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You ever listened to spirit Box, the lead singer that time.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Oh she's beefy.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I love it. This gets me going, you know what?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
The you know what? Though, I've seen the video and
I do wish she got into it a little bit
more like she was just like stand it was like
she was singing an opera song, but like with that voice,
it looked.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Like an overdub.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well she was.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
No, she was looking at the souls of the people
in the audience, making sure that she that they know
that she can take them anytime she wants.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, their souls, their souls death metals. You don't like it,
I don't.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't like it when there's some singing, you gotta
have some like some harmony in there.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
I just it's hard for me to envision throwing that
on to try and relax.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, well your pansy man. You know, it's just like
a basis something. But I would like something that's not
going to make my head split.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
So don't be talking smack about as bab I'm just saying, no,
that's his style. I did see the sign. I will
say that. I mean Casey hit the nail on the
head of down. Because when I was married, I think
we've talked about this on the show before, but I
would come home after a day at work that when
I was just like not having it, Like I was
not happy with my job, I was not happy with

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my life. And before I even walked in the door,
I could.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Hear what was this? What was the band that your
ex husband liked?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
FILS?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
I well know.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I think it was less death metallye and more just
like doom metal. It was like it was just like
very droney like boom.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I'm just like the sound you'd hear when Satan is coming. Yeah,
it's very nice music.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Just like, man, dude, do we have to do today?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Can't you put on some Bruno Mars or something?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
God?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
All right?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Ninety one nine seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet Tech.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
David Keckner is gonna come into the studio later on
this morning. You have mister Whammy from Mankorman. He's gonna
be in studio around seven thirty. We got a kersh
on knives gift set to give away. We got breaking
and entering emails to get to boy and of course
happy hour is tonight, y'all or this afternoon. I guess
we're doing the second ever Tanner Laura in Casey Happy Hour. Uh,
we're just hanging out between four and six pm at

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Satellite Tavern in Portland.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Get all the info one of five nine dot com.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're listening to the Tanner laure Casey podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Got a talk back in or sorry a text message
in this morning on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line from
thirty forty nine and says, anyone who eats cold soup
needs to be in an asylum.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
I agree, thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
So Casey thinks said cold soup.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
But pretty much anything cold like that is grossieals.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
It's not meant it's not meant to be.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
And Laura will is just slurp it right out of
the fridge, you know, with a spoon.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Depends on the soup.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
But yes, what's your favorite soup to eat? Like just
cold like that, like pea soup, vegetable piece soup.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, I don't want to eat pea. I don't actually
eat a lot of soup.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I know a lot of people that like it. So
I've been talking to a lot of people lately who
are like, soup is my favorite food. Rowardy eat super
of a meal.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I'm like, what, I eat a lot of soup.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Really, I like it a soup season so you might
get more of that commentary now when the weather's a
little cool.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
Yeah, soup is for women. Soup, Soup is for women.
Men cannot eat soup.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's lore and song.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Men cannot eat super.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
You get a record coming out in December.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Can Eat be performing at schools all across Portland.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
She's really excited about.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Then eat suit if they want to, It's fine.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Nine is our McLoughlin's Chevrolet text lined today We've got
our next the Happy Hour. It's happening today so if
you've got nothing to do after work between four and
six pm, we're gonna be taken over the satellite tavern
in Portland. Yes, Laura likes his place, Loot. It's gonna
be my first time there, but I hear it's got
great food, good pizza, and I'm definitely gonna you know,

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eat an entire pie to myself.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
No shame.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Well one wow, you have two hours to do it,
so there's no reason why you can't.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
We've got Blazer's tickets to see them take on the Knicks,
and they're gonna be in the course light silver Seeds.
It'll be a four pack, so you, your friends or
your family can take them. But you got to be
present to win.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
That's right. So don't think you can just show up
and grab a raffle ticket and then bail.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah no, now you got to be there.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
We're in it to win it mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
So come get drunk with us this afternoon four and
six pm Satellite Tom.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
And you know what I like most about Satellite Tavern
is that it's somewhat close to my spot, so I
can just stumble home. And it's right on the max line.
So you can go buy Triumet. You don't have to
worry as much about it.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
So drinking and driving is no excuse today, guys.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Right, yeah, you go buy Traumet. You don't have to
worry about parking, you don't have to worry about any
of that.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Gosh.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
More texts are coming in about that cold food thing.
Fifty four forty says my wife eats cold scrambled eggs.
Oh so, page says, the colder the food the better,
right out of the fridge.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Honestly, like if it was scrambled eggs like in a
breakfast burrito, I do that cold breakfast heat it up?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Was your dad a raccoon?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
My dad's dead, I know that prior prior to that happening.
Was he a raccoonce too?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
And just to understand, he wasn't a raccoon.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
It's like it was like on the raccoon.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
But even if ron was a raccoon, that's it.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
I'm gonna write a children story called the Raccoon and
the Trash.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, by the way, yeah it may he rest in peace.
Thank you, Tanner, show some respect of what's wrong with
the cold breakfast burrito.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Everything is wrong with a cold breakfast. There's nothing about down.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
The list of problems for you today, Laura. All right,
it'll take us until at least eight am.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Where where do you go here? One question? Where do
you go to purchase a cold breakfast burrito?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
You don't because they're not meant to be consumed that way,
right right.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
If they were meant to be consumed that way, there
would be a spot to go and just get yourself
a cold breakfast burrito.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
I don't have time for this today.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yes you do. You have all the time in the world.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
All right, text on it.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
You're listening to that Tanner Laura in Casey.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Podcast, Happy Friday.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
David Keckner, comedian David Keckner. He's going to be at
Helium Comedy Club all this week.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
And love this dude.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Funny guy, very nice guy, too, very tall and smelled
good last.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Time I was in here.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Husky He's a husky husky husky man.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I don't know if you would appreciate.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Insult.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
He's listening anyway, I hope he is.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
David Kickner is going to be in the studio in
a few minutes and k C B. Fater Bay did
bring a gift for him today.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
So yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
He actually went shopping. You went out of your way
to get David Keckner got to a.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Store I would never step foot in before. Really, let's
just to go and get no. I went, uh, I
had to go to the zoo pans.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh yeah, well you know you're you wouldn't step in there.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
How did you? How did you get through without them
kicking you out? I didn't. I figured they'd smell.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
I had to do a quick credit check at the
at the door, and then they saw that I paid
my bills mostly on time, and they go, all right,
we'll let you in, but you you are limited to
lanes seven to eleven and you have three minutes.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah, and don't make guy contact with any other cast.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
And they oddly enough gave me an escort, so I
had it was like a personal shopper, but not really.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Well, we'll have him in the studio here in about
thirty minutes. As long as everyone's on time.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
They're on their way.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
I just got a text from Ian asking about the
code to get in here, so begin on the way.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
The Ian's got the code.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Well it was that really wasn't safe. If you've seen
he wears fingernail.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
PO can't get in that far. Put them in the lobby.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I'm polished, all right.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I want to play you something, guys.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
The argument is finally over about what Samsung versus Apple. Yeah,
the argument's over. The debate is over. Samsung is victorious.
Apple is trash, ladies and gentlemen. And not only that
is Apple trash, but the people who use them are psychopaths.

Speaker 11 (18:39):
Turns out Android users are actually better people than iPhone users.
Don't get mad at me, it's literally science. Back in
twenty sixteen, researchers compared iPhone and Android users and found
some pretty interesting patterns, namely that Android users scored higher
on kindness, humility, and openness. iPhone users, on the other hand,
were more extroverted, emotional, and more likely to see their
phones as a status, which isn't exactly surprising given that

(19:02):
we are constantly making fun of people for what color
their text bub hoorata.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I'm not denying this.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
First of people for what what not?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Just go on play the rest of your I'm sorry
you're gonna say some snobby play the rest of your tripe.

Speaker 11 (19:21):
At five hundred people and a lot has changed since
twenty sixteen, so this isn't exactly definitive. And for instance,
a lot of Techi people lean toward Android phones because
their operating system is a lot more flexible, whereas people
who are more focused on trends and design and ease
of use tend to gravitate to the iPhone because it's
so user friendly. But what researchers most noted was bigger
than a brand war, our phones really do become extensions

(19:42):
of ourselves. They do hold all our photos, chats, and notes.
After all, it's basically a diary with push notifications. So
maybe instead of iPhone good, Android bad, or vice versa,
not that anyone would ever, maybe we should all be
asking ourselves why we chose our phone? Was it cost customization?
Being able to air drop eighty seven vacation phone in
one second? That's why probably says a lot more about

(20:02):
our values than any logo ever. Right, iPhone or one
of those weirdos that likes Android fight about it in
the comments.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm a weirdo. We're the champions Android users.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
It just says you're nicer, We are.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
The best people.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
We are better than you, We are kinder than you.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
We look down upon you in the same in the
same breath you said we're better than you, were kinder
than you, and we look down upon you. See there's
something just like doesn't check out here?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Also know, dumb sandwich? What you just made? A dumb
dumb sandwich?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Team Samsung all day long? Oh yay yay, yay yay Samsung.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Boo. So you know I don't care what phone you use.
I just to hate the people who go, oh my god,
you have a sad song. You're dumb to say that
phones are better. They have the tech two years usually
before Apple.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Well, everybody knows if you look at my phone, this
is clearly a st at a symbol.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:01):
God, Casey fans like dropped it out of a.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Look at how cool I am with my Apple phone.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Fifty four to forty says Apple users seem to be
more entitled than most people, absolutely because they think that
that little, dumb, little Apple with the bite out of
it makes them better.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Just points to me that you're a sheep.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
You're the one who is making this argument. I don't
think beef water and I have been saying nothing. Yeah,
I mean I don't care what phone you use.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Zero six six one says Team Samsung. One more powerful
in every aspect. Page said, phones ever has something to
do with Page got towed and had to go to
the m V guys a long story some of the time.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, I know how that is, but.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
There it is.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
So I'm just I just wanted to share that clip
with you and remind you Samsung.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Users that you are better. Well, I gotta tell you,
an Apple.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
You are showing me your camera at the at the
game the other night, and it's hard to argue that's
a pretty.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Samsung camera has always been better, everything's been better. Well,
I do like that. The part of that little bit
that you just played that stood out to me was
the ease of you, the design and ease of use part.
It's like people who use Samsung phones clearly don't know
good design and it's just not intuitive, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
So I mean users, I never say that because they're
kinder people.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
If you like things that are over complicated and a
little yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
You can explain it to everyone.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
It just shows your true colors, black true colors.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
I mean that's old stares inside of two years.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I mean, that's true. I'm not disagreeing with that.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Thirty five sixteen says just saying I've never gotten a
scam message from a blue message.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's true. Actually all of the scam messages are green.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Someone says eighty seven says, I love to Tanners gloating
about Samsung, but I don't think I've ever seen him
rage about anything more than just that phone itself.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I don't know what is that what do you what
do you say?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
This one says iPhone all the way? All right?

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Well whatever, yeah, because they they are, they're they're very
easy to use once you've had one. Like everything's always
usually in the same location, unless every once in a
while you get that update that moves stuff around and
that drives me.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's just like people who play Call of Duty all day.
Nothing else. You have cod rot, you have Apple rocks.
That's what it is.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
It's the all right, look at it here. We'll make
it feel better with some Lenny krabbits.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Shut up and now, Lenny Krabbit.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
To stop it now, don't you dare stop? No now,
I'm stopping it. No, don't you tell me what.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Well I play with my emotions like that?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
We are commercial free. Happy Friday. It's one of five
nine the Brew Tanner, Laura and Casey.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
You're listing to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast. All right.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
In the last segment, I found this this TikTok you know,
some from some tech nerd and he was talking about
how not only are Samsung's the better phones, but the
people who own them are better people.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
They're just better they're kinder there. What was something there
more handsome? Thank you, I appreciate that. Finally you admit it.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Laura say, that's just what Samsung people say about themselves.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh I didn't read that part. I just heard you
say it was handsome. So we got a lot of
text messages coming in.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I'm team Samsung. I will be to the day I die,
mainly because I think iPhones are stupid and I have
a back at home, and I just don't like the
way they work. They're snobby, they're super snobby. The audacity
to charge me two hundred and thirty dollars for a
sock that goes around.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Have you seen this new item.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
An iPhone sock? And it's dumb.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
It's super dumb. Man, If you buy it, you're dumb.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Well, look, I.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Think we can all agree on this.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
And I expressed my discontent. Yes, I am an iPhone user,
but the when I went to update my phone the
last time, they just really tried to shake me down hard.
And then I realized that the phone doesn't even come
with the charging block.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
You got to buy that separate too.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Oh, forget you spend.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's a bridge too far, right If you spend two
hundred thirty dollars on something your grandmother can knit you
in an hour.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, you were more on and you're the people I'm
talking about.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Apple is always Apple is always trying to shake you down.
And the whole, the whole charging block thing that is
such I wanted to get.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Such abascintly move since Nintendo took one controller away.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
But but those days are over because Apple got busted
and they got in trouble for like switching up the
charging port so often they're like, no, now everybody has
to use the same charging port, so hopefully once you
have the brick, now you can use that brick forever.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Got a lot of text messages and talk backs coming
in on this debate, My goodness. This one from thirty
to forty two says the real sheep are the people
who fall for the marketing and buy a new phone
each year.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Five years old. Yeah, I've had like, well I just
got this one, but before that it was like four
or five.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Got an iPhone three over here?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Can you imagine what one is?

Speaker 9 (25:44):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Really?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I mean that you that would be work anymore, that
would be a relic.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
I had an iPhone four forever and that thing was
just a tank and I love that phone, and then
it just kind of quit working.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
This is I think A twelve.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Maybe zero six to sixty one says.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
I feel like people who use iPhones their favorite toys
growing up was the one where you you put.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Shape blocks into the matching shape holes. But those of
us who use Android Samsung, we're busy playing with legos
and building and creating. That's right, Team Lincoln Lock, Team Link.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Mm hmmm. I will say I said this off the ether.
All of my tech friends use androids are smart. I
just don't like the interface.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
It's it's because you have three feet tall.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You have Apple rot like Conrot, it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Your phone does look like a graphic calculator.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
That's fine. But I can see that I can I
can see the moon landing from Earth. You get some
talk rescimon.

Speaker 13 (26:39):
Apple products were designed for the elderly or people with
learning disability. I always like when somebody brings up their phone, like,
look at this new thing that iPhone has. I'm like,
oh yeah, And then I show my Android. I'm like, yeah,
I've had that for three years.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Great innovation over there.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
That's right, scarbage and a three ton the price.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
No it's not, No, it's not. Tanner's always talking about it.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
All I pay eighteen hundred dollars. Well, that was the
old phone. This new one was only thirteen.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Only thirteen, Thank goodness, I got a deal. Finally got
their act together.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
This one says z Apple used to have the best
camera up until the Galaxy S twenty three Ultra.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I had that. I had that phone. Now Samsung is
literally far more superior in every way.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
I mean, if you like dumbed down, if you like
how dumb down the Apple phones are, you can get
I do. You can get an app on the Google
play Store to dumb down your Android to Apple levels.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
If do you want to call it dumb down, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
This text from ninety five thirty four says you're all wrong.
The best phone is the Google phone.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay, the hell out crazy?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
No a pixel Listen. I got this new jitterbug the
other day. That flip phone is the flip phone.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
And three other people agree that that is the case.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Seventy fifty nine says androids are the only phones I've
ever used. My wife and kids all have Apple phones,
and every one of them act like in title douchebags
Happy Friday.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I can't say that about your kids.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
He yes, you can.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
She doesn't mean you don't love them.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
The kids can be.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Douchebags, kids think Court thinks his kids are douchebags.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Strong words.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, they're not listening.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
These are Friday feelings here.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm gonna just just you know I'm not a jerk. Okay, right,
because I've heard Court say my kids are idiots. I've
heard of.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Just say the funniest things about his kids.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Cord has an iPhone.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, and my point exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Quurt's not entitled. Qurt's a nice guy. He's opened mind,
He's smart, he thinks, Well, have you ever smelled his ass?
Maybe it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, if anybody would have glitter in his farts, it
would be Court.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Well you're calling Court. I'm gonna go let our guests in.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh okay, it sounds like it sounds like David Keckner's here.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Hey, Court, are your kids? Are your kids a holes?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (28:54):
Yoh? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
All right, Well do you think your kids are douchebags?

Speaker 9 (28:59):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
All right, I've heard I've heard Cord say some things
about his kids.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I remember I would listen to Court and the Fat
Guy whatever his name was, and Court would my kids
are douchebags, man, My kids are just straight douchebags.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Anyway, here's tool.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I mean, I guess we were all douchebags when we
were kids.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
So I haven't even I haven't stopped. All right, Cord,
how's your Friday going? So is that son child?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
All right, kid, Hey buddy, don't call me buddy.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
What are your plans this weekend?

Speaker 9 (29:31):
Well, I'm gonna go to the Happy Hour hangout this afternoon.

Speaker 12 (29:34):
Going to do that cool oh my goodness or Court
comedian David keckn Here's going to be in the studio
here in just a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
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Speaker 2 (29:52):
Happy Friday. We are commercial free. It's one of five
nine the Brew Tanner Laura.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You're listening to that Tanner Laura and Casey all.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Right to see him walking in there? He is the
cowboy hat. Please welcome to the show, the one and
Only David. Good morning, sir, Do you remember being in.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Here you just looked at me like you've never seen
me before in your life.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
That's got a hook on the back there.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, explaining how to close it to him.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh he looks tired. Very good morning.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Do I need the cancer?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
No, you can if you want to. But you got
your you got your cowboy head on. You don't need
the cans can free environment.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Okay, wait, hold on a minute. I have to comment
on this. Have you and Ian been like exchanging ring
Did you have like a ring exchange before?

Speaker 7 (30:38):
You had a ring off last night?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Because he and the guy who runs Helium and drives
all the comedians here, he always had a lot of jewelry.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yes, you know, like a rock star, like a Nikki six.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Absolutely, yeah, you know, but six and then yeah, and
then David Kackner's got what is that that looks like
a like a doom mask or something.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Was just a deist And these are comedy and tragedy. Yeah,
in Comaitian l R T. This is actually a cremation ring.
My buddy passed who was a guitar player, so some
of his ash was Craig Davis.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I mean, yeah, I'm sorry, Well, I'm it's a big
rock star. Well, I just you know, it's terrible.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Somebody's always with you to my kids Ireland this uh
summer and we all got some Irish rinks.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Well that it's all meaningful, like jewelry something exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
You ever got a fight a guy in an alley
and punch somebody in the face with one of the
fight you never fought. You've ever been in a fight,
not once, not once.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
He's a lover, not a fighter.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Mouth you think, well you do you Uh, you've got
a scrapper look to you though, like you could like
you could really manhandle guy.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yeah, yeah, I have no interest in fighting.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Everybody ever cost you in school, Like, hey, David.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
A very small town, so everyone knew everyone since kindergarten.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So right, yeah, you know, so you know like that
you don't miss that guy.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
He'll kill you, Like, well, no, he's just kind of stupid.
It's like, you know, yeah, and that's small of an environment.
It's you're gonna you know, you've been together since birth, so.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Tell you in that because he's fighting all the time
at healing, he's always telling.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
You know, when some poor new guy came to town. Yeah,
some at least one asshole jock would go and fight
him within a week.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
For no reason and just straighten it out.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Just why, you know, it's it's the it's unnecessary, completely.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Unnecessary, but it's there's a better word for it. It's
some demonstration of dominance. I'm the dominant male in this
fucking area.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh, we're live, We're live, live, live. You can't say
the effort. I didn't you did you did?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
No?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
I uh, they heard it wrong.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Okay, that was Spanish.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Yeah you're going to do that was a different dimension.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I did pucker up there for a second.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
But you're good.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
David Kagner warning, Uh what about.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
We were alive?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I thought you just I thought you knew.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, that's all right, so horrible now.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Uh hey, hey we're live, We're live.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
That's good to know. Okay, So what was abob about
one hundred twenty five thousand other Fine.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Don't worry about it. I got you covered.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, we've got it.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
You have a dump button?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
No, I got it.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I dumped it. Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah, very good.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Yeah, So high school fights has been one.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I have It's been a long time, but I have
been in some fights.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
What was the cause.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I don't remember, you know it was. I just remember.
The kid's name is Jason, and we got in a
fight during eighth grade lunch at Ben'smead Middle School building. Yeah,
I had been building for a couple days and I
didn't want to fight, and I remember my friends were like, dude,
go just go kick his ask fight and he was bigger.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Your buddies start egging it on because they want to fight, right.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Right, they want to didn't you sleep with your girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
No, this was way grade.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, lady's sorry he did that did happen.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
But that was a much later that much later in life.
It's a whole different fight. This was like, this was
my first fight, and they were like, just go beat
him up, just go beat him up. And I didn't
think I even could. This guy was huge, and so
I just walked up to him in the in the
lunch room and I kind of got pushed into it,
and then we both got sent in house attention David,
and then we became best friends.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Do it after school just outside the playground.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Peer pressure and I'm a weak man, like, well, you know.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
No, no, it's you know the boy. Everybody else wanted
the fight to happen.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yes, all the friends, all except for the people who
were in the fight. Yeah, well of course, Yeah, I
guess this has gone great.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
It's going There was a bare knuckle.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah, but like your in eighth grade, you're not. I mean,
it's like a tickle punch, you know what I mean.
It's nothing to the swing I think I did.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Did you say, would you say to me and this
take a swing?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I don't remember. I've blacked out. Well, okay, I'm blacked out.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
Was it a tie?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I mean, and there's no winner when you're in the
eighth grade, you're both losers. Both of us were covered
in milk?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Do you both cry?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Well, I mean that's and you guys were homies at
the end of it, So.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
In touch now. I wish I knew his last name,
because i'd reach out to him and top I talked
him to on the air. I think it'd be fun.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
That would be a very good reconnection story to go
back to the eighth grade and.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Talk about a little dust up. Yeah, he probably wouldn't
even remember it.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Well, all right, David, David Keckner, you just look so
handsome today and you're a cowboy ha and go on
in your face.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Most people want to talk about my looks for a
very long time because my trade is my looks. Yeah yeah,
not the world. The other day some of who the
most recent world sexiest man is? Is it Krazinsky?

Speaker 12 (35:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
No, it was a he was just named. It was
like Jonathan Bailey.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I never even heard of.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
He's in Wicked. Okay, yeah, but I've.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
Worked with I think four or five of the sexiest
men alive, and I'd like to believe that because of me,
they're able to gain that title. So Bradley Cooper, Rod Krasinski,
I don't have to list in front of me, but
uh no, I carry my pocket.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Well, they're gonna put you on the cover though it's
not something I'm after. What if they did? What if
they presented you with this very prestigious honor.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
Yeah, let's go, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
What do you think about like a star in the
Hollywood Walk of Fan would ever do?

Speaker 7 (35:58):
I would? I would love that for my kids.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
The only thing I just feel would be weird, Like
if I were in your position to be like, I'm
gonna because you have to pay for it, and I
campaign for it, and all I would feel weird about.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
If there's a whole political system in place for that.
I think this. So for instance, if you're opening a movie, right,
that's a way to get more press, so then somebody
pays the fee to do the event. That event then
can be you know, helped to bring awareness to whatever
project that's happening. But now all of the press and
all that, that type of thing is that model is

(36:29):
no longer the same, right, Like you know, premieres they
don't have as often, Like you know, theatrical releases aren't happening,
So that's all changed in.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Different I hate that I go to see movies I
don't even like because I just want some movies theaters
to survive, you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure,
I think we're going to see Wicked this weekend because.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
This is the new Wicked, Wicked for good, Wicked for Good. Okay,
same players.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, Okay, Ariana Grande and whoever else?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I even know, Cynthia Arrivo, you should be in the
third one.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Absolutely, you could play you know, the cowardly Lion or something.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Or do they those characters in it?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Eventually?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I think they're like referenced and I think you might
see him walking, but I don't think.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
They actually, I'm just completely unfamiliar with this whole franchise.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Lion or Scarecrow. I definitely like to Scarecrow dances a
little bit better.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
And I hated the Lions song before heard, so the
worst song in the whole movie.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
And you know it?

Speaker 7 (37:24):
What is it? What was it about?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Far?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
If I just came in the forest.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Wools, you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
You don't understand the song right away? Didn't write well,
you know.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
I don't want to say anything jersha, but I can't
understand a word you're saying.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh, well, the thing you push it to put the
headphones on?

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Well, no, no, I can. We're three feet from each other.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Am I talking?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah? It's just their song. I think.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Well, I wasn't actually putting words into.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
It, but I thought maybe it could be a thing.
Is you'd had to pay for it? Right?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I know.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
This show?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, nobody cares.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
If I could while away the hours confirm with the flowers,
something something, something only had a brain, a brain, that's
a scarecrow.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yeah, that's the Scarecrow.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
In my mind, I'd be thinking I could be another
Lincoln if.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I only had a brain.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
That's right, that's great. I think you should be catched.
I think sorry, practice makes perfect.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, so you're gonna be a helium tonight all weekend,
all weekend.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
To Friday to Saturday one Sunday.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
But also if people know this, if you go to
the Sunday show, you don't have to go to church.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
He a month.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
This will be your church.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I don't think you're allowed back in church after David Kachnish, No, no,
you are.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
You want to run to church because most of my
show's prayer.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I remember when you were in town last time, Casey
and I went to go see you. It was a
great show. And there was a guy in the audience
because you know after the end he goes around the
room with the microphone talks to people and stuff. There
was some guy like one of a full on conversation
with him, like nobody else is in the room. Here's
a picture when you and I met, right, and he's
trying to like talk to you about about random things.
A right, everybody, And I can't remember your exact reaction,

(39:06):
but you know I felt bad for the guy because
he just could see his face get red.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
You know, he's like, what are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Man?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Like, what do you? What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
You're not the only guy here?

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Well, no, you just take it and you know, blow
it up or extrapolated to a point where we can
all enjoy it. And I tried not to embarrass him,
but you point out what the honest truth is, right,
you know, I appreciate this, but we're not having a
conversation this thing about the family reunion. I'm very happy
that we met once, but I don't think anybody else
really cares at this moment right now.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeaheah.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I was gonna say, is that like a flattering situation
or is it more of just like irritating, because I mean,
I guess you can understand.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Okay, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
So yesterday I was on a plane from LA to
here and I was hired, so I had this hat on.
So I immediately got my chair and put my hat
down and tried to go to sleep. I mean, your
hat's down over your eyes.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
The universal sign of like, don't bother.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Me alone, indicating I'm sleeping. Yeah, right about five minutes ago,
and he tasted me on his shoulder and I stayed
covered up, are you? Dave? I was just like it,
what do you do? You don't want to be an
a hole?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Right? Because also I don't want to be a power right.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
And I go, I'm so tired, thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Like please leave me alone. That's a social cue.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
As I was, I was surprised, like I'm clearly sleeping.
We're both adults, and.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
That's what I wish people would understand about celebs is
like there you know, you might go, oh, this is
my only chance. I'm gonna go crazy. They're human beings too, right.
I remember I learned this when I was a kid.
I was on the same flight with Gallagher. I just
ended up on the same flight with Gallagher. I was
like ten, and I saw people come up to him
left and right, and he got so annoyed on the
plane before the plane, on the plane after the fight,
you know, like he was so annoyed. And I'm ever thinking,

(40:48):
I'm never doing that. I'm never bothering these guys, and
I never have except for right now.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Do you feel why the like the social media era
has made that.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Worse because everybody feels so close to you, like if
they follow you, they watch your stuff. It just seems
like it creates a little more closeness and then now
the barrier's not so far for me.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Just approach a side.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
How you want to manage it? Honestly, yeah, you can
manage it however you want to. You know, you can
always get out of it one way, thank you so much.
I gotta get you play yeah, yeah yeah, or you
stop and take a picture. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
You ever say you got a poop?

Speaker 7 (41:17):
No, I know. Honestly, my attitude is I'm grateful.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Of course it doesn't take long, right, And I saw
I saw this one video of you're seeing this guy
approach Mike Tyson in the airport and Mike Tyson at
first is really pissed. He's like, all right, come over
here to take a picture with me, and like at
first he realized, you know, then he caught himself as like,
I don't be a jerk.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
And I think it does depend on like the attitude
of the person.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Well, the only thing that's difficult is that they decide
to camp out. Okay, you know, the interaction's done. I
got to keep moving, but now they want to kind
of hang out uncomfortable. It really it depends on the
energy of what's happening in the moment.

Speaker 9 (41:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
So, well, David Kachner, you don't like doing radio.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
You don't coming in here? And do you why there's
people sometimes on like radio? Why do you ever do
comedians ever leave here and go?

Speaker 9 (41:59):
God?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
That was awful?

Speaker 7 (42:01):
But why it's an opportunity?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Why would you like hated coming on the show?

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Okay, well look here's the thing for my My thing
is this, if you have been invited to do something,
you should be flattered and grateful by because that's where
you want to be. I mean, so I don't understand it,
and it gets their own opinion, but I mean I'm flattered.
You know, people want to talk to me. That's a value.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I'm that's just be appropriate?

Speaker 7 (42:27):
What me or you?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Them?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Not us?

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Yeah, it's my job, right, yeah, and it's a great
job to have. But honest to god, it's it's flattering.
Somebody wants to talk to you on on you know,
a radio.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Show, come on, we love having you.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Why you know that's great?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
People don't like talking to me. I can tell that the.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Day to day.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
What's happening with you right now that you think people
want to talk to you?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I was just kidding. I'm not serious.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
No, Tanner, we're breaking it down.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Oh yeah, do you want to get into my head?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
No? You?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
This one said, uh, he's.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
A spot on voice double of Trump. Somebody said, what
about you?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
No, I don't think I don't think so. Uh.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Someone says he's never been in a fight. He must
must own a Samsung. Do you have on a Samsung
or or an Apple?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
You an Apple or a Samsung?

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Wait? Phone, guy, the phone determines whether or not you've
been in a fight before.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's the long story.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, we we were talking.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
About it before. I don't know, but no one's ever
challenged me like, hey, I don't I don't like Apple users?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Right, yeah, Well that's it's a it's a debate. It's
a debate.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
It's very heated.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
I I I disagree, not debate.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
He's got them blue bubbles.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
All right, Well this has been fun, David. You're the man.
You're gonna be at Helium tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
What that's it?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Well, we can hang out more if you want.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
We like like me.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I do like you a lot. I don't think you
like me.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
I'm just playing your game.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Okay, are you ready, let's play it.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
I love you. I love you, oh more than that,
I went.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Can we hug?

Speaker 9 (44:12):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Yeah, sure, all right.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I just remember we had a lot of fun last time.
I just don't feel like you like me, and I
don't feel like you're.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Having a good time.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
You're in your head.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I'm not. I do not sense that he isn't. It's
nothing liking it in here.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Ian's disagreeing. Everybody's disagreeing. We're having a fine morning here,
all right?

Speaker 7 (44:29):
If I could while await the hours conferring with the flowers,
how'd you weep? Ben?

Speaker 5 (44:35):
It's good?

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Okay, No major things are on your mind. No, nothing's
troubling you.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Everything's fine. Okay, Yeah, let's tuck it out. Come here.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Let's trade pants.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Well did you trade it? Oh? Look at this.

Speaker 14 (44:51):
I think you're a great guy.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I think you're hilarious, and you smell good.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Thank you. Well.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
I went shopping yesterday and I bought you a variety
of peanuts. I I read that you are are a
fan of the peanut, so I went and found the
highest end peanuts I could find in this town.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I will say that his initials are CB, so I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Yeah, that was just a that was a lucky grab.
But the fact that that the c B those are
all years to take with you. You got to you got
some time to be hanging out. I figured you might
need a snack in the green room of course, traveling
between maybe TV spots.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Yeah, one of my favorite things is eating nuts.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well, I know that you specifically like the peanut tea bag.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
And all right, how did you get me?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I didn't get you anyone, But I will plug the
show again.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
With you.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I'll share mind with you anytime too. All Right, we're
gonna send picture each other pictures of our nuts.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
Yeah, I have a lot of nuts here.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
They got salty nuts. You got chocolate nuts, shelled unshelled.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
You never hear about nutpicks.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Someone said, God, someone said they're cringing at this interview.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
That's terrible. Someone says, David Keckner is amazing. Someone says,
ask David for a whammy. We have plenty of whammies.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
We've got whammys. You've gotamies to day.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, I'll take another.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
You're listening to one oh five point nine the Brew
Whamy Brew.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
You Brew Portland Dot Heliumcomedy dot Com. We'll be back home.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
You're listening to the Tanner laure Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
One oh five nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Laura and Casey.
Wow you guys. Wah wah, weee wah, what a day?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
What a day with a day?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
You just had David Keckner in the studio and I
thought that went very well.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, I think it went well.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Be a big hug on the way out.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
He's a super nice guy. Well, I love him. But
we got text messages this one said, says Tanner made
the interview one of.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
The most uncomfortable ever. Uh, most uncomfortable I've ever listened
to your show.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
What did I do?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Because I got a few talkback messages. He came in
looking like he was irritated, right, And I just didn't.
I just was feeding that energy back.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I think it was tough because he walked into a
live room.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, because it's it's on the air. I thought, Casey,
that's your job, isn't You're supposed to tell him a
live on there?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
No, no, no, it's my it's my fault.

Speaker 14 (47:13):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
It all went off the rails.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
And in our defense, that on air light wasn't phones on.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
I'm talking to I said right when we when we
walked in, it wasn't a question to me.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
So yeah, so what did he I think he was
irritated that he did. He didn't know we were live,
and he dropped the the F word and the you know,
the A word.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, I mean, but I think that's easy enough to move.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah, that was I wasn't Eve worried about it. Yeah,
and then it got weird and I'm feel like I'm
being attacked for it.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
I love that guy.

Speaker 15 (47:41):
If you're sorry, Tanner'll scrap it for you're inbody to
do something.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
You gotta do it.

Speaker 15 (47:48):
Yeah, making you money, mother, Tanner, miss is true. I
don't even know what happened, but whatever happened, happened, and
move on and you're still good and all right, just
be good.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Everything's good.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
You're doing all right?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Thank you, Tanner. Go take a nap.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Why may man? Man, it's pretty early to me.

Speaker 7 (48:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Does he drink? It was a lot more direction.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, you did say earlier.
You do need to take it.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Naw.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I'm very tired.

Speaker 16 (48:19):
Talking about Samsung's I have a Samsung twenty one f
that I've had for quite a few years. I love
my phone. My whole family has iPhones. They're all douchebags,
bing bong lammy.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Got it all in there.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
I was.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I really like David Keckner.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
I think he's great. He's one of my favorite guests.
He's one of my favorite guests that we've had in here.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
And he really liked your peanuts.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
He did. He was very appreciative of that case.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
He had to butter him up after I weirded him out.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Yeah, shame on me for having a little hospitality.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Oh God, don't say it like I'm like, I'm some jerk.
I'm nice.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
You're nice, I know, even talking about how nice you
are all morning.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Well the Samsung people. Yeah, oh, I don't know what
happened when I got what it got weird whatever, but
I had fun and I had fun with it, and
so you got to lead into the weirdness.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
And like I said on the way out, super grateful,
very very chipper about it and appreciative of the opportunity.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
So he didn't leave here thinking.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Uh good, because we I'd love to have him back
Portland dot Heliumcomedy dot com for tickets walked into.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Day Days on the air Fridays.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Goodness, that was very loud, that guy.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Playing what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
That guy, he's got to be drunk or something. All right,
here's another talkback. We just got there.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Up. What is going on today Friday? Man's our full moon?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
People are getting weird.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
It is Friday eight six six four four five one
of five Nine's of phone number.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
You can also shoot us a talkback message.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Through our iHeartRadio app. Just download it for your cell
phone today. It's one of five nine. The Brew Tanner
Lauren Casey.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Hay Friday. All right, our next happy hour is coming
up today. We're gonna be at Satellite Tavern between four
and six pm this afternoon, just hanging out, man, just
drinking some beers with some listeners, you know, listening to
good stories, having some great great food from Satellite Tavern.
That get some really good pizza.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
There here, sharing some great times.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Several high fives, several high fives, maybe some party hugs,
O fist bump and yeah, and someone's gonna walk away
with a four pack of passes to see the Blazers
take on the knicks from the cores, like silver seats,
which are some of the dopest seats in the house.
I mean, I think they're probably better than one of
those sweets.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Oh I would, I would tend.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Because in the suitets you don't have a chilled like
drink cooler, you don't have a cell phone charger.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, I knew.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
You've got like a little table situation that you get
like that you can just sit at.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
And the best part for me, no other people.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Right, You've got four seats your table in a private
little area. Nobody's walking by you to get to their seat.
That's the best part for me is the the lack
of disturbance. I can sit there and enjoy the game
without anybody getting up to go to the bathroom walking
past me. And plus you got the nice swivel tall
captain's chair, which is not that terrible thing.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
When is that game? Is that a week a weekday?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Let me check, because I I it's the best to
go to games on like a weekend, you know, so
we can just.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
No matter what day it falls on, it's going to
be a fantastic time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Here, I'm trying to like take the shine off the
value of you. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Eight six six, four four, five, one five nine is
the phone number. But listen, if you're not doing anything today,
come on out, have a beer with this, have some
food at Satellite Tavern between four and six.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
There's a chance that it is January eleventh.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Sounds about right to me.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
Uh and again, let's I understand that the pizza is
going to be very good here and I and it
better be because I've been multiple times I talked about
a pizzas I haven't had it either. I was just
told this with good authority.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I'm actually so hungry right now and I could really
use a beer and a sliced pizzap So I'm ready.
I'm ready for this.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
All right, We'll see you to day later on Satellite Tavern.
So this is this is gross. Crowds are flocking to
Venezuelan Chinese food. I'm sorry, Crowds flocked to this this
food vendor that's selling Chinese food from the trunk of
a car.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh god, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Why New Yorkers are been lining up for this Venezuelan
Chinese fried rice served from the trunk of this guy's car.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
His name is or maybe it's her name, Yoni Hung. Okay,
Yoni Hung.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
It must be some delicious fried rice.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Twenty two year old Chinese venezuelan mixes ham, shrimp, pork,
and chicken served alongside alongside egg rolls.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
That does sound delicious, but like, why are you serving
it out of the trunk?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
That's probably where it gets its flavor.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
It's not hard to just buy the gear. You need
to do things right though. That's what I don't understand.
If you want to you're trying to set out and
start yourself of a business, just do it right.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Well, let's listen to the report from Inside Edition before
you start. Okay, you know his casting judgment on his game,
on his business model.

Speaker 17 (53:07):
Then is whelan Chinese fried rice sold from the trunk
of a car sound appetizing? Customers tell WCBS it's a
unique experience.

Speaker 9 (53:18):
Worth the trains, worth the buses.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I took.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
The onion just gave me a kiss, the garlic just
gave me a hug, and the ginger just smile at me.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (53:28):
Vanessa Luna says this is her fourth attempt at getting
to try this rice, and now she's another satisfied customer.
The cook behind the craze is twenty two year old
Uni Hung, a Chinese Venezuelan who wanted to share.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
His we need the techno letting you know that the
rice is a party mouth.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
It's a party others.

Speaker 17 (53:52):
It's got a combination of ham, shrimp, pork, and chicken
and has sold alongside egg rolls. Hungry people show up
at whatever he posts on social media, letting them know
where they.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Can get fed.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Did you ever eat food out of some dude's trunk?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I mean, I love a viral sensation, so yes, I.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Think I probably would because you know, like if I
go to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant and
there flies in the air and the place looks crusty,
guaranteed the food's going to be delicious.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Yeah, and it's okay, this is all I in my mind,
this is a pre made situation. He makes a giant
quantity of this stuff, portions it out, and then goes.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Now this idea of him pouring it in the back
with like a tire, and so that's.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
A little more passable for me because as long as
it's been you know, maybe he's got the right insulated
bag or whatever to keep this stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Hot, I'm sure he does. And coming down it's.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Clearly selling fast too, So there's that takes a little
bit of the risk out of the game. But nevertheless,
just as long as you got a food handler's card.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
And that's the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Like he has to hmm, he has to have gone
through all of this because now that it's picking up
steam and it's gone viral, like, people are going to
shut him down real quick if he doesn't have the
proper permits.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten off of? I
remember the reason I'm asking is because obviously the people
are eating food out of it. Some dude's trunk in
New York.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I remember I would when Drew was and I were
working together in Eugene, we had to go to a
club every Saturday night called Tsunami.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
It was like a club gig. We had to you know,
talking tom like, all right, ladies, what it was so stupid?
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
So much, but it was, you know, an extra two
hundred bucks a week, so I go free drinks and
free drinks. Well this uh, this club was actually a
Chinese restaurant during the day and at night it would
become a dance club, but they would serve like they
would have like a Chinese buffet out.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
And I remember they would have this orange chicken out
on this buffet all night long, just sitting out in
the open at a.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Dance club in gross Springfield, organ And I picked up
that thing like crazy. I ate out and it was delicious,
but I'm sure I got all sorts of a yeah, well,
you must have a cast.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
They never refreshed it.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I mean, I think it was the same pan, but
they they would come out and just pour more orange
chicken on the top of it.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
So it's not just the same batch of stuff that's
sitting out there for five hours.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Well, I mean the most part. But also if it
ran low, they would replace guy.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Well you know, he was I think kind of a stinge,
so he's not gonna let it go to list.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
But you got to realize, like, that's that's the dangerous part,
right there, is when you're you got it in a
buffet line and yeah it's warm, but maybe not at
the appropriate temperature, and then bacteria just hangs out and
breeds on that all night.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I do think that maybe that's why the buffet has
kind of gone the way of the buff, Like.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
You got to really maintain that and be on top
of your temperature.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten off of?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
You know, like I can think of an example right away.
So my wedding, real classy situation, right went to Vegas,
got married by Elvis, and then at the end of
the wedding, they give you like a little wedding cake.
And I think it was like the wedding cake are
supposed to freeze and like eat after a year or whatever.
But we were out drinking and we had I don't

(56:52):
know why we didn't go back to the room and
drop this thing off, but we'd been carrying around this
wedding cake like all day. Yeah, And so we were
at some casino, know, and we were all like, hey,
we're hungry, and then somebody was like, well, we got
that cake. And so we didn't have any utensils or
anything like that. So we used wooden stir sticks for

(57:12):
like coffee, and we set it on the top of
a garbage can and we just all gathered around a
garbage can and ate this wedding cake out of a box.
Been there And That's how.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I'm impressed that you were able to eat that with
a coffee store.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
It wasn't really effective exactly. It was more of a shovel.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, what's the grossest thing you ate off of?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Maybe maybe you drop something on the floor of an
a m PM and you're like, why not, let's go
to is this Danielle?

Speaker 9 (57:43):
Oh my goodness is dan oh Catty Dano?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
You know?

Speaker 9 (57:48):
Thor is best man and it's uh yeah, me and
a fat Thor reading out from Burnside forever. You know Burnside.
It's why you get a get immune system.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah, okay, I mean you know that at one point
Portland Streets tested positive for MRSA right, and you were
eating off the Burnside skate park floor.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Well, I don't drink out of the water, that's good. Yeah,
people watch the Very Wise, all right, dud?

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Yeah yeah, side door old day tonight okay, fifty four
to forty sent a text and it says I've eaten
barbecue off a monkey before or maybe you were at like.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
One of those fancy parties and you would have cheese
it off of a naked person that.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I'm going to choose it in your belly button.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
I've never experienced that, but I'm sure, intrigued by it
eating food off a person, not not eating the food
off of it, but just that whole display. Like in
the in the seventies, you would see these like a
lot of like sushi places or whatever, and they would
just have like sushi on top of a human, which
seems like a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
She sounds like a terrible idea, never in a million years.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
But they're like saran wrapped to a table. Like the
whole thing is just Yeah. But I would be interested
to go to some quirky party like that.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Oh man, you're weird.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Not because I want to mean a food, but because
I want to experience the vibe, the play.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I'm sure we can find something like this New Orleans
eighteen eighty.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
This is driver's stuff, she says, drunk on the streets of Tijuana.
Back in the day, we used to eat bacon wrap
hot dogs right off the carts in front of the
clubs in Tijuana.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
But they would slatter mannaise on.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Them so good.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Oh man, it's like those little hot dog guys. I'm
from the Moti, I've got permits.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
But damn nobody cares because they got some tasty dowgs.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
What's the grossest thing you ever ate off of?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
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Speaker 4 (59:53):
Okay, good more online at one of five nine the
dot com. We want to know this morning, what's the
grossest thing you've had were eating off of? You know,
we were talking about Laura she what did you eat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Off trash can? I ate out my wedding cake off
of a trash can.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
I did that a lot, especially like Disneyland, because sometimes
it'd be so busy you can find a seat, So
I just set my table on top of the trash can.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Which is I mean, I'm standing there are dirtier places,
I suppose, because it's not like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
I didn't eat on top of a trash can at Disneyland,
but I sat right next to one and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Ate something that's almost worse because like you're getting the smell, but.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
I didn't care, Like it was so what what I
was eating was so good, I didn't care if it was.
It could have been in the trash can and I
would have been final.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Okay, all right, what's across the thing you ate off of?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
I remember I used to go to this nightclub in
Eugene and it would have like a Chinese Chinese food
buffet at the nightclub all night, from like eight am,
eight pm to two am in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
But like people getting drunk, as they get more and
more drunk throughout the night, they're probably using their hands.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yep, well I did.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
I used my hair.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Again, this is why I don't deal with those situations
very well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
And it makes me so nauseous as to think, do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
You cause you're one of those guys who refuses to
eat like a company potluck.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
I just posted a video on Instagram about why he
doesn't need it a company.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
And it sums it all up like I'm glad I'm
not alone. I find videos like that and they go, Okay,
I'm not a total loomic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Okay, but the video you posted is a woman like
shopping carrots with her teeth and then spitting them into
the bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Which is exactly what the visual.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Stuffing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
My philosophy is you clean out your refrigerator for a
pot luck?

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
That's not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
What's the grossest thing you've eaten? Off of nine? Is
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Speaker 9 (01:01:42):
Of grossest thing I ever ate.

Speaker 14 (01:01:44):
I heard you guys talking about, Well, I was home
with fun at time, and is he buffet boy howdy
right out of the dumpster at midnight?

Speaker 9 (01:01:51):
Definitely had to do what I had to do. I
had a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Everybody is he's in a whole lot more in the dumpster.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Yeah, so he says at midnight, they probably close around eleven,
so it might not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, if that's on top of just cardboard.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Away and that's the whole thing. And like they throw
people throw out, restaurants and businesses throw up perfectly good
food and product all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
And I feel like if.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
I was homeless, that would be something that's a code.
I'd be trying to crack when people threw stuff away,
and where I could go to retrieve? Yeah, like a
grocery store dumpster wouldn't be a bad spot to post
up at.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
What's the grossest thing you ever ate off of? Were
you like David hassel Off and eat a burger right
off the floor?

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
I mean, but he'll handle it. I mean that burger
looked pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yeah, a gloflin Chevrolet text line, Casey, you know you
don't drink even sober for almost twenty years.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I think it'd be fun to get you drunk sometime, though.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
It wouldn't take much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You think one ZEA.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Bet you?

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
I bet you inside twenty four ounces a beverage, I'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I'd be a I bet it'd be before twenty four ounces.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Yeah, I'd probably be feeling a little, feeling a little
light after the first beer, and the second beer would
put me into full blown drunken.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Oh God, listen to this text. This came from thirty
eight to forty two. It says, I drink beer from
a cat dish once little food float is in it too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Well, dude, no, no, no, my.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Dogs, My dog's bawl.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
I'll look in at sometimes and I clean up, think
what twice a week maybe, and it's one day and
it looks like he threw up at it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, and so there's no way.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
What about this?

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
One says, what about the rotten tomatoes game for the knifet? Oh, yeah,
we'll do that. We're doing that in a little undern hour, right,
But not you, I'm blocking you just horses. This one says,
don't mean to derail, but can I request a song?

Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
For god?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Sure depends on what song? Old p how's that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Am I gross for this?

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
When I go camping, I'll just throw the meat right
there on that grill that's on top of the campfire.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
It's okay. I get it nice and hot first I do. Yeah,
I think you're okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
But I don't even worry.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I just try to give it like a little with
the brush or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I just tried to just the fire and just let
the jermy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I've never.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
I don't now because I have a grill, but back
before I did, I just see I would just throw
it right on there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I don't care like put some put some foil down.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Maybe never hurts.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
To brush that thing off. Yeah, get it hot, give
it a little brush, and then I like it and
hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I like the grills when I have raccoon's been running on.
It's the ones that I want Amolin to Chevrolet text line.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
I like my food with the bree in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
It and possibly human fecal matter.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
It's very possible coming up here in a little bit.
So we've got Chad doing from our sister station, Rip
City Radio six twenty am. He's gonna be on the
show to talk, you know, football this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
We're gonna play that. What's Chad doing?

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Yeah, and we'll talk to him about that. And I
want to ask him what he thinks about Bill Belichick.
Am I the only one who cringes looking at Bill
Belichick and his girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
I think everybody's in that boat at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I cannot handle it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Like there's a video him going to visit, going to
attend her. She was doing like a cheerleading performance, like
like it's bring it on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
It's just like, so is their supporting And here's their
supporting her and so creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
It looks like her grand Grandpa's like, yeah, sweedy, I'm
so creeped out of the whole and like I wonder,
like he's probably met her parents and stuff, right, who
are younger than he is. I would have to imagine,
So what's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
That like, dude, And it's just it's so creepy. And
the fact that he's just so whipped is what's sad
about it. He is under her control.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
It is because he's like one hundred and she's twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Like yeah, but I feel like this is his legacy now,
and like the guy had such an amazing career and
now you're going out as a guy that is an
unwinning coach with this crazy girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
And that's that saddens me a little.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
That's unfortunate. So we'll ask, and he's not winning games.

Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
Is he?

Speaker 16 (01:05:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
No, he's he's on the cusp of being fired from
where's at.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Yeah, So we'll talk to Chad doing about that here
in a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Also another episode for another edition of Freaky Fart Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Oh great, I almost forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
We need a cherry for this Sunday seventy six to
seventy five, says Bald Trucker. Bald Trucker, Here, I eat
in the shower rooms at the truck stops or toilets
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Ew no, no, no, no, no, no no. No eating in
the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Why anywhere? Okay, in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
There's tables at the truck stop elsewhere, Like why are
you choosing?

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
You just gotta get it done all once, you know
I can eat my hot pocket, take a shower.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Sonder, No, you're mailing the joy? Like why do you
hate yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
I feel like I feel like John Goodman in the
Big Lebowski right now?

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Like, am I the only one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
That cares about the rules?

Speaker 14 (01:06:44):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
All the info on breaking entering Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Right here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
You're listening to the Tanner laure Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yeah yeah, Happy Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
All right, we got a lot of football coming up
this weekends. Chad doing on the phone right now from
our sister station, Rip City Radio six twenty am.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
What's Chad doing doing?

Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
Oh it's all good Man looking forward to a big
weekend of sport. And by the way, I thought you
did a terrific job out of Motors Center this week.
They're supporting one of your partners who were shooting shots
for John Bajuice. But dude, I heard that you dropped
your phone behind the stands and they had to have
security go with three. But is that true?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
That's true. Yeah, I sat down and like right when
we were done running around on the court back like idiots.
Right before I almost peeded myself on the motor center
of court, I might drop my phone right down the
between the bleachers. I saw it fall in slow motion.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
That's such a tanner thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Shut up.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Hey, I can't believe you got it back as quickly
as you got it back into it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
That really was damaged.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah, well you know, Samsung said there, Samsung go, you
know what I'm saying. Yep, but no, that's all it's going.

Speaker 9 (01:07:54):
Ass. It's fine. The phone's in perfect working condition.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Oh yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
I don't know. It was probably ten feet or something.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
But it's fine. But the motor center's on top of it.
I got it back within like ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
That's amazing.

Speaker 9 (01:08:06):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
So thanks to everyone at the Motus Internet. Yeah, and
then I go back and Lord left. Everyone bailed on me.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
Everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yeah, well because I thought you left because I went
to the bathroom before I came back to my seats.
And then I got back and like everyone was leaving
and Tanner wasn't even there. I was like, well, I
guess I'm alone now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I just panicked and random sat. But yeah, it was fun.
It was fun though we lost by one point.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Now, oh that I was a heartbreaker, dude.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
It that's one of those games that makes you question,
you know why, being a sports fan, why do you
think that's a good idea because you know the game.
It was a blowout, down by twenty one points for
nine minutes to play, and they go on a thirty
two seven run, they take a full point of leaving
You're like, this is the greatest night ever. And then
all of a sudden three pointer, three pointer at the buzzer,

(01:08:52):
game over, and you're like, what just happened here? So
it's like, I would much rather.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Than just lose by twenty That's what I said.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
Then give you home and then have your heart ripped
out and destroyed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
At the end, Like that makes a game fun. But
I hear what you're saying. I just I would rather.
I'd rather be an exciting game.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
It's fun if you win at the end, and I
want again.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
It's the Northwest. It's how we do it, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
We do we do so good for a little while,
only to end in heartbreak, crying in our cars.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Yeah, that's true, but at least everyone got John.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
What about John?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
I said, everyone got everyone got Jama job because our buddy,
you know, nailed those three shots, nailed them.

Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
I don't know how the guy he was shooting three
thos like he was playing Papa Shot at the fun plays.
I'm like, what is he doing out there? But he
got it done?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:09:36):
You know I scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Would you ever do that? Or you're not even gonna
attempt it?

Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
No, I have. I played two games on court at
Bot Center and was embarrassed twice. I did battle balls
with Justin Myers and he destroyed me and I got
He hit me so hard that I rolled upside down
and Myers Lennard was peeking inside the bal to make
sure is okay and laughing at me. And then I
I went played competition with the nagel Burna wants to

(01:10:03):
doing tick that toe and I took. I had the
board set up perfectly, and I tripped and fell, and
then he was able to get the advantage on it
because because I because of one little trip, but I
had the board. I was going to win and then
I go down, So I'm a loser. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Is it weird having to like call your own sport
that you're in, You know, if you cut your own game.

Speaker 9 (01:10:24):
Well, it's what's weird. It's just me looking like a
complete fool in front of twenty thousand people.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
That's throw Well, at least you weren't dressed as a banana.
Actually that was so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
It was fun. I actually goes back through that.

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
She's like, uh, thank goodness, I have to work, you know,
and be a press or during the game because I
was almost on the court. She's like, oh, I got
some good strawberry or banana.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Yeah, we had, we had extra strawberry.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I just remember like thinking, oh, I don't want to
do this, and then I did it and it was
like so much. We had such a great time as
a show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
So you can see from that night on her Instagram
at Tanner Laura and Casey. So Chad doing I want
to talk about this weekend in the NFL. But before
we get to that, I got to ask you. I
can't be the only one who's completely cringed out by
Bill Belichick and this twenty five year old girlfriend of
his he is so pee whipped.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
That I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
I love watching cringe clips, like I live for cringe clips,
and so I'll go and look up the cringe clips
just to like make my own skin crawl.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
I don't know if anyone else does that, but I
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
I do not. That makes me very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
And so I the video of her like just dictating
everything and he does everything.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
She says, am I the only one that's creeped out
by it?

Speaker 9 (01:11:39):
Well, I mean that's not the aspect of the relationship
I'm creeped out by. I'm creeped out by the fact
that he's like what fifty years older than she is,
Like that's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
I mean, yess thing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, and it's like, oh, h can thing. Yeah,
I don't know, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
Kind of package. No, it's disgusting. What was the latest one?
He's like tucked only in a corner like with I
had like the binoculars, like like watching some type of
cheerleading contest or some creep show. That's it's weird, but
the whole thing is bizarre. I understand it, but I
don't understand it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
I'd be on that yacht and I just tell you
know where to find me. Go do your thing exactly.
I'll be supporting you from afar.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Do you feel like he's destroying his legacy that's gone.

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
No, because no matter what he does or doesn't do
with this, uh gal, it does not take away from
the fact that he won six championships.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
And yeah, but like I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Was Tom, which I think that will be the argument
is like when Tom left the Super Bowl stuff happening.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I mean Tom won another one. I don't believe he did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yeah, So what what say you? You had doing? No?

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
I always, I always in these situations lean player. I
believe in order to be a good coach, you've got
to be a great player. And you know, so, if
I'm looking at the balance of power in that relation ship,
I would say seventy seventy five percent Tom, you know,
twenty five thirty percent Bill, And I look at that

(01:13:08):
with every great coach quarterback combination, you know Montana and
Bill Walsh, Lway and Mike Shanahan. You know, I'm going
to lean quarterback because they're the ones that have to
go out and make the plays right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
That makes sense. They get the most experience. I hear you,
all right, Chad doing well what's going on in the
NFL this weekend? What about the Lions, the Seahawks. I'm
not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
No, I thought about The first person I thought about,
odd enough, on that stupid Sunday night game was Laura
with that horrendous pack end of the game.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
What do you like? Do you mean the whole rest
of the game? Did you not see the rest of
the game?

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
Because I was I watched all game, but I'm saying
that I thought about you because that play in the
miscall was really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
But it was. It was a terrible It was a
terrible way to win or a terrible way to lose
with the Lions. Oh my god, between the play calling
and Jared goff At like well, I just it was
just an absolute disgrace. It was a disgrace.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Howound like I had.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
I had a couple and then somebody at my table
we're all Lions fans there, somebody brought us a shock
so like, and it was like halfway through the game,
We're like, we're going to need this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
And everyone of that table heard Laura swallow it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
That's what I do. But you know what really made
me mad though, you know what really made me mad, Chad,
is that we easily could have won that game. The
Eagles weren't playing great, but the Lions were just playing
that much worse and it was very unsetting.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
It was a bad game, and you know Dan Campbell,
he was distraught afterwards. But the double was your favorite
at home this weekend, So I think they're going to
bounce back. The really interesting game too Sunday morning. Chiefs
are back home after back to back losses to the
Bills and Broncos at five and five, damn. And the
Colts have been on fire coming off and bye eight
and two. So the big question here is does Kansas

(01:14:57):
City bounce back as a short favorite at home home
or do the Colts go in and do what they've
done on the year, and that's continue to dominate with
Jonathan Taylor on the ground and get the win. So
Kansas City is literally playing, you know, fighting, scratching and
calling for their playoff lives this weekend. So keep an
eye on that one if you're if you're a lot
of Bear fans in the Portland area. So they're gonna

(01:15:18):
host that Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is getting three points there, so
I I it's gonna be an important game for Chicago
because typically in these spots, Mike Tomlin, the coach for
the Steelers, does a good job of bouncing back as
a dog. So we'll see how that shakes out. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
If you're if you're a betting man, uh you know who,
just for the people who are out there itching and
you need an idea for a pick?

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
Wow, hey yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't
want to be that guy because as soon as I
start talking about games or ones that I would I
would say, but I would say, if I had to
pick one, I would say, uh, you know, Pittsburgh plus
three at Chicago looks very appealing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Okay, And but it's probably got to be hard for
them as sports announcers. Just like a weather man, if
he gets it wrong, everyone blames him, right, Hey.

Speaker 9 (01:16:05):
Chad, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
Are the Seahawks going to wrap up the one and
nine Tennessee Titans this weekend?

Speaker 9 (01:16:11):
Oh? The Titans are That's a trash football game. Uh.
They've been horrible all year and it's a great situation
for Seattle coming off a tough loss to the Rams.
I'll bounce back and hammer them I think they are
almost a two touchdown favorite. But yeah, Seattle will bounce
back in the spot and in a big game for
Donald after the four interception game last week to come
back and play with and get things right. But yeah,

(01:16:32):
Seattle is a legit team, great talent on both sides
of the ball.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Who did the Titans beat It's a good question, anybody know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Was it a decent team? Probably? Now the brown Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
My gosh, here's it up now, wasn't he had Brown's
That's a good guest. I'm trying to think here.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
I like, we'll circle back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Yeah, we can figure it out. Sorry, people can just
google it into their phone ado their phone.

Speaker 9 (01:17:02):
I love you guys asking the question that speakers.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Oh they beat the Titans beat the Cardinals by one point.

Speaker 9 (01:17:11):
That's right. That was the Yeah, that's right. I think
that was the game where the running back let go
the football before he got in the inzelle and that
started to come out. Yeah, all right, big.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
And then we're going to hear more things like that
on your show, just like, oh hold on, and you
just hear him tapping to no.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Way, he's a he's a stream of consciousness pro.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
No, No, that's that's just typical. You got you guys,
put me on the spot and like the Titans of
all teams, like who the Titans lose to? Who's the Titans?
The last thing in the world I care about right
now is a one to nine football team.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
For speaking of put people in the state. I heard you.
I heard Don Henley hates you.

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
I can't. I cannot believe you're bringing this up right now.
I'm trying to how can I talk about that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
You got beef with Don Henley? I hear you got
beef with Hey. Listen, I got beef Vince Neil. Vince
Neil called the station, tried to get me fired to
beef with Vincent. So I understand that Don.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Henley didn't like what you had to say on the
radio and try to get you fired.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
It's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
I have no comment about anything, because what's going to
happen to sun you? Dude? I got nothing. I'm not
gonna say it. I was told I can't talk about it,
though I always do it. I want to talk about it.
I said, it's been one of those things I've been
sitting down for so long, but I can't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
So Don Henley tried to get you let go.

Speaker 9 (01:18:34):
Whoa whall whare whait whait? Wait this is on YouTube.
Do you understand that he's got people? And then then
they scour everything. I can't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Wow, it must be really nasty.

Speaker 9 (01:18:44):
You must though, Gosh, I want to share the story
so bad because we did it on the show. And
then all all of a sudden, let me just say this,
I was sitting at Motor Center, just completed the pregame show,
and all of a sudden, and it's like five o'clock
in the afternoon, and all of a sudden, Rich Marshall, like,
my phone is blowing up. And any times your bosses
a calling when I never call you, you know, it's

(01:19:05):
not a good thing. And uh, and I answered the
phone and said, hey, Marshall, what's going on? I just
figured it was my I was getting walked off the
plank right and uh. And he's like, hey, when are
you talking about songs? I was like yes, and I
explained exactly where we're talking about. He's like, you got
to take that stuff down immediately, geez. And so I
just but at the same time he thought it was

(01:19:26):
great that uh litteral rip City Radio went straight to
the very top of my heart. I thought that was amazing, car,
I went to the very top. Can the call went
to the very top. And there's just certain people that
I don't need them to know who my name is
or that even exists. But yeah, the phone call went
straight to the top of the company. But because because

(01:19:48):
I picked the hornets nest, that just happens to be
on the board.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
What did you say about Don Henley? What do you
think you said? You want to speculate you probably said
something mean about his appearance.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Or something about his appearance.

Speaker 9 (01:20:02):
Let's just say that, you know, you know sometimes when
you go to a and keep in mind, I love
Don Henley more than anybody. No one loves him more
than I.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
It's ironic that one of his biggest fans on the
planet is catching heat.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
Yeah, And then the funny thing is, you know sometimes
lets let's see if I can say this with I'm
gonna get killed for this. But you know, sometimes you
go and you see something and then it may not
be you know, something like a WWE event, like you
see it, but it may not be it's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Not something about it. You know it's not genuine.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's like AI.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
You don't know what it is, but you know, not
exactly as it seems.

Speaker 9 (01:20:40):
Yeah, because I've seen him over twenty times in my heals.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Over twenty times. What code are you trying to get across?

Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Well, I mean you dude, you you know you work
for a rock station. I just gave you that the
bread crumbs. Can't figure it out. You go to a
show or some type of performance, but it's not exactly
it okay, not necessarily likesling.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I get what you said. I get what you said.
All right, I'm getting I'm getting what you're putting down.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Wow, you might have some he might have some support.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
I see all right.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
Uh, Chad, your cares a dangerous man, ladies and gentleman,
very dangerous. But you know, it's pretty amazing when someone
that you loved more than anything in the world is
trying to get you capped.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
No, man, chads have to stick together.

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
You mean you I'm talking about I'm talking about the
eighth Oh see, well now.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
He's talking about the Don.

Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
The Don, and you're trying to get me removed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
You know, well, you're still here. You are victorious.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Wish you were able to plead your case.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Then he no, Well, eventually, when time passes enough, he
can come on the show and talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
Okay, I'm putting a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Pin in that.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
The reason, the reason why I know that I was
right is because there was no like, hey, this is
you're wrong. It was just take it down. So I
know that I know I was right. I had no
question about that. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
He cracked the code, man, he cracked the code.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
You can listen to Chad Doing.

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
I'm gonna ask you about something. I'm gonna ask you
about some on the radio that you can't talk about.
But you don't need to explain it. You already walk
me down that I'm a dead man. Now if I
if you call me next week and I'm not around,
you'll know that I would closed up properly. I love you. Chat.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
You can listen to Chad Doing on her sister station,
Rip City Radio six twenty am.

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
All right, all right, Oh, by the way, the dock.
Two more games USC Washington. They just got a win ballts,
one at home, one on the road, win Bolts, and
they're going to be in the playoff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Make Care Business, Ganggang. Chad doing ganggangs. The have a
great day, man, it's one of five nine to brew. Tanner,
Laura and Kid.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Tanner, Lauren Casey's Happy Hour is today four to six
pm at Satellite Tavern in Portland. Everyone who shows up,
it's gonna get a raffle ticket for your chance at
a four pack of Blazer tickets to see them take
on the Knicks from the cours Light silver seats. By
the way, if you want to see what those look like,
you can follow us on our Instagram at Tanner, Lare.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
And Casey because they put us up in there not
too long ago. And the rat they're really great seats.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah, what a great way to experience the game.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Yeah, come on out to Satellite Tavern four to six
pm today and get some All right, guys, it's not
time for another edition of Freaky Fart Friday. Scar of
the Internet looking for toots. And we haven't done this
in a couple of weeks, I.

Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
Feel like, so yeah, we are past too. I only
have two tudes here for you, only two. You have
to decide which one is the freakyist this morning. This
first one it looks like it's a YouTube pranksterre something
doing something in some sort of prank video instead of
a what looks like a CVS.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Okay, he's right at the front where the doors open up,
and it looks like the police are either about to
arrest him or if told him to leave. Either way,
he stops everything for a quick request.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Do you have any questions for me?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Can I far real quick? Or no?

Speaker 14 (01:23:57):
It's a free country dude in the well, it's like
it's free country dude. Yeah, that's free country dude.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
It felt good to get out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yeah, thought he was squeezing it a little too hard.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
He was once you when you see him when the
cops say okay, you can see him like a just
his body and get to the position.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Like he sounded almost like he was in pain when
he asked the question.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Yeah, he had to tell me. I think for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
All right, it's a freak country dude.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
What about this one?

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
This is the title of this meme is biggest longest
wet dog farts sound ever?

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Is it from a dog?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
It's from a dog?

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
And any questions for me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Help me from the talking dog? Let me kill that
one man?

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Dog farts are hilarious because half the time when they fart,
they like turn around like they don't know who did it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Yeah, right, so here's this what dog far just I'm
gonna let you know. It's a it's a long.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
One, okay, good, like a security camera. What kind of dog?

Speaker 18 (01:25:12):
Medium sized? Until he's got a tummy? Where step at
the stupp at the turn?

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Oh he's sniffing around?

Speaker 19 (01:25:30):
Yeah, I know, he's just hurrying away.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Wait, hold on a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
That sounded like more than a thought.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Yeah, did he leave behind some I don't see anything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
You just see him kind of like waddle off in
a weird way. But it sounded like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
He yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
So oh my tricky fart number two?

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Right, but yeah, it's absolutely freaky fart number two.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Fight.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh I'm so sorry, bud Man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
I think he got in somebody's chocolate.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
It sounds like he ate a bunch of shrimp cocktail.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Yikes. All right, anyway, can you play that again?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Do you really?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Here? But he fell great afterwards, and then he's like,
my owner probably woke up to a horrible, horrible mess.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Somebody had to do some mopping. I'm convinced that that
wasn't just nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
God, All right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Coming up next, we got to play the Rotten Tomatoes
game for your chance to win a Kershaw Knives outdoor
gift set.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
We need callers ten and eleven on the phones right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Tonight, we're gonna be at Satellite sounded like Tavern in Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
We're gonna be there from four to six pm for
our happy Hour.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
Yes, and we have a four pack of passes to
see the Blazers take on the Knicks. And it's from
the coresit silver seats, so you'll win the whole full
four packs.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
So if you want to take your friends or your family,
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Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Do that and you'll look like a king taking your
friends out to a nice time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Hell yeah, hell's here.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Those seats are so nice, so you got to come
out try to win them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
It's me and our contestants here real quick. Hell yeah,
bitch a little late on that. Let's go too the
hell I write the names out here we go. So
I got pads all over the room.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
No pads, not yeah, no paths, legal paths.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Go to Bill.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Good morning, Bill, Good man, what's happening, dude?

Speaker 20 (01:27:50):
I don't nothing, just driving, driving around. I'm on my
blue tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
You don't say, Bill, I remember when I said be
on your handset, not your bluetooth. But be safe. We'll
find we can hear you.

Speaker 20 (01:28:06):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
No, you're fine, You're fine. I just want you to
be sick. All right, all right, I'm saying apologize one
more time.

Speaker 20 (01:28:15):
I'm playing right now.

Speaker 9 (01:28:18):
I'm fine, fine.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
What's the last movie you watched?

Speaker 20 (01:28:25):
Scream the movie?

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Oh? Yeah, like Scream six?

Speaker 20 (01:28:30):
Yeah, I think that's the one. Yeah, I know the
Mirror one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Perfect Show's Fall off the Rails. All right, all right,
you gotta get three out of five to win.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Bro, Okay, and if you get this right, you get
the Kushan Knives Gift said. If you get it wrong,
you have to listen to some But you win it
for doing nothing, and they're just sitting on the other
line waiting waiting for you to mess up.

Speaker 20 (01:28:48):
All here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Which movie is rated higher and Rotten Tomatoes? Bill, Planes,
Trains and Automobiles or what about Bob.

Speaker 20 (01:29:00):
I Gotta go Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Is that rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:29:06):
It is.

Speaker 20 (01:29:09):
Good movie?

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
What about Bob's got an eighty two percent?

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
What about Planes, Trains and Automobiles has a ninety seven,
which is rated higher and Rotten Tomatoes?

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Three ten to Yuma with the Og the remake.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
I'm gonna go o G because the next one is
the Ogo.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Which movie is
rated higher?

Speaker 20 (01:29:30):
I'm going with a good bad Negli?

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Is that rated? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
Ninety?

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Tend to Uman has got an eighty nine percent?

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
You get this next one, right, man? You the kersh
on ims of yours? Which movie is rated higher and
Rotten Tomatoes? Independence Day or Men in Black?

Speaker 9 (01:29:48):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:29:50):
Oh geez oh to Will Smith? Oh God, I'm gonna
go Independence Day?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Is that rated higher? Sorry, sir? Independence Day is a
sixty nine percent? Men in Black ninety one?

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Which movie is rated higher? Wizard of Oz or Wicked?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:30:13):
I got a Wicked on? That one?

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Is Wicked rated higher?

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Bro, you're on the ropes now. Wizard of Oz has
a ninety Wicked has an eighty eight percent.

Speaker 20 (01:30:24):
Oh, I should have went for the classic.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
It's all down to this, dude. Actually movies rated higher
and Rotten Tomatoes. Wedding crashers or meet the parents.

Speaker 20 (01:30:38):
I'm gonna go meet the parents.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Is that rated higher on rotten tomatoes? You're in dude?

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
You just got Kershaw Knives outdoor gift sets which is
value over three hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Hey, you want to you want to hear? What else
is it in this gift set we got? Of course,
the bell Air knife is what you'll get, plus a
baseball cap, mug, a water bottle, a key chain, lanyard,
a challenge coin, a K tool, recap bottle, opener, all
valued at over three hundred and fifty bucks. Thank you,

(01:31:18):
Thank you, and also don't forget to check out the
USA Warehouse sale which is happening into Wallaton December fifth
through the seventh, going to get some great deals.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Every time you say me goes oh more.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
All right, dude, you creep me out and everyone else
do I hang on the phone, will get your information?

Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
All right?

Speaker 20 (01:31:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
All right, all right, all right, case, what's going on
with you over there?

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
Pulling the thing up to get this man's information so
I can then gift him.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
These glorious I can always tell it's weird name and
he goes quiet. Loura because I'm silent.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
I'm only quiet because I'm trying to get my work done.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Is tippity tapping over on his keyboard over there. He's
a very busy.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
I don't need your pressure. All right, I feel like trash.
I don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Happy hour today four to six Starlight.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Satellite Satellite and it is going to be a happy hour, right, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
You're listening to that. Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
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Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Tanner Lauren Casey got a couple of actually just one
talk back to get to before.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
We go here Brew crew. Really looking forward to uh
hangout today.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
My FedEx terminal is like right down the road from
the satellite tavern.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
So hopefully today isn't too bad.

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
I will see you guys there. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Now when he says too bad, is he talking about traffic?

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
Maybe his day might get extended?

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
Okay, yeah, because he's X but I mean, yeah, anybody
who works out of Swan Island.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Because me just so selfish about thinking about myself whatable traffic?
And he's like, oh I got this, I might have
to work.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
I go Yeah, they call it well, I mean also
traffic though. I mean, you should definitely leave early from
your place, right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Yeah, well we'll be there between what time Casey before
and six pm? And yeah, everyone shows up, we'll get
a raffle ticket and you'll have a chance at this
four pack to see the Blazers take on the Knicks.

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
Yeah, it's gonna be a good time. I'm looking forward
to it, looking forward to hanging out a little bit. Yeah,
it's been a little extra time.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
With you too.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Oh that's so interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I had a lot of fun hanging out with you
guys on Wednesday. Yeah, it was a great Blazer game I.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Had that whole evening was just a good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Time because you know, we as a show, even everyone
knows obviously the show's gone through some changes and as
a show, we hadn't really had a chance to bomb
out and just like just just you know, touch tips.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
But and we did.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
I did touch Casey beef waters banana tip. We we
did with my banana tip.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Okay, did you get that on camera at all?

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
I don't think so. It just came to me.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
But over and above that, it was also nice to
get out with our compadres down the hall here.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Yeah, he one of three and Rip City Radio Day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
Yeah, those times don't happen very often, so it's great
when I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Gonna check out all the videos from that night on
our Instagram at one o five to nine the brew
Let's go to the phones real fast.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
Let's go to line too.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
It's Tanner Lauren Casey, good morning, Happy.

Speaker 9 (01:34:16):
Try it grew crew Happy Happy Happy, Happy hour, Happy
Hour day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Okay, you know it's one of those days, so don't
even worry about it. It's one of those days where like,
my mind is my mind isn't working with my brain.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Yeah, I mean it's just been Uh, I thought we're
at max capacity right now in terms of.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I feel like these two are mad at me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
See, this is your problem. Always think everyone's mad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
You've got a lot of internal Uh, you guys are
all mad. Just you thought it got weird as David Keckner.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
No, we didn't say that, though. You were the one
who was like, why was that weird?

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Just get weird?

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
He came in here and got weird. He was weird,
and I just exposed it and everyone blames me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Well, you're projecting.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
Weird just for the sake of saying it. It's all good.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
And Ian sent me a message and said, hey, we
uh we caught the breaks after we left on the
on the drivet back.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
And everything's cool. You guys are great, Okay, it's all fine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Well, yeah, he just seemed like he was not thrilled
to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
I think he was just reading into that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
I'm not reading into it. I'm very a good, very
good gauge of character.

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
I think he thought you were picking on his hat.
You know, he came to nailing him about nailing them.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
About his Craig what's his name, Robinson's the same thing,
Like he thought I was being mean to him. What
are we talking about here? Celebrities, sources?

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Since it just came off of a hard night doing
office trivia last night, kind of kind of playing out
of rainy l A.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
He's just trying to just try to find a little
piece of mind.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
And I mean, to be fair, I don't think anyone's
still thinking about except for you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Shows up here, gets attacked right when he walks through
the door.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
I didn't attack him. I think he was irritated because
he didn't know he was live on the air, And
that's your fault. You should have told him.

Speaker 6 (01:35:46):
Look, I mean we if it helps you sleep tonight.
To make this my fault, I'm happy to take it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Now. This is neither here nor there. We're not talking
about that. It's in the past. You know we've got
coming up in the future.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Don't don't, don't you. I hate when she does that,
like you're making it awkward and we're going to choose
the subject. No, refuse, I refuse.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
I'm staying right here, and to make it uncomfortable here
you can use my mic I didn't. I'll turn sorry miked,
Go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Oh yeah, I forgot.

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
Either a wild call.

Speaker 9 (01:36:19):
That's a wild call. Hey, the picture of you guys
all came out great anyway. He doesn't look upset and
uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I'm obviously, you know, exaggerating.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Yeah, And I'm just sitting here trying to think about
what kind of gift I can drop off as a make.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Good You already gave him all those peanuts.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Yea, I don't think that's kind of come on, chill out.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
That would have been good if it worked out well.
But now I gotta, like, I gotta figure out where
buy those fish boots.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Nick d will see it happy hour today?

Speaker 9 (01:36:47):
Yeah, absolutely, Tell was super psyched. To be there and
psyched to see you guys, and thanks again for the
great week.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Are you too, buddy? You see at the satellite taving
between four and six.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Let's go to fat Thoor.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Good morning, fact thor you a lot one before we
gotta go.

Speaker 9 (01:37:02):
Hey, I'm here, guys, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
I mean you're here.

Speaker 9 (01:37:06):
I'm here. The place is clothes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
I'm just hanging out. I'm gonna get a table.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
He says, you said get here at six am.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Right, I know when it's open, but we'll be there
for so you just have to hang out for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
He's multitask do.

Speaker 9 (01:37:18):
Open celt too. I'm literally gonna crawl behind the dumpster.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
That's good. You can send me another video of you farting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Did you really do that?

Speaker 9 (01:37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
Here he goes, send this play it.

Speaker 12 (01:37:30):
That's a fresh fart Friday for you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
Are you okay, fat He sounds like he's been crying.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Yeah, well I know.

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
I mean I was just gonna come and pre funk
and they're not open.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
He's drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:37:43):
I'm pre funked in my car and I'm going back
behind his dumpster. I'll see you tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
I'll get buddy. We're gonna listen to your fire real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Okay, that is the freakiest part we've heard all day.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Goodness, and that's the kind of stuff that just shows
up on your phone.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Expect that's why you don't give fat throor your phone number.
All right, we will wait, hold on a minute. I
know this is a weird This is a weird transition,
but can we talk about breaking and entering real far?

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Oh yeah, oh, you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Is as perfect jump off point, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
It is a weird transition, but we have no choice,
and it's very important.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
Our fifth Breaking and Entering Christmas is coming up very soon,
and you have until November thirtieth to nominate a family
in need at one of five nine in the Brew
dot com. And we're looking for a family that just
you've been thinking about them all year because they are
the ones who go out out of their way for
other people. Got a lot of kids who deserve a
good Christmas. Just tell us about them as much as
you can, because we're gonna go shop specifically for them,

(01:38:45):
and then once, uh, once we have all the gifts,
we're going.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
To just show up to the house and bash the
door and bash the door unannounced yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
I might go through a bathroom window this time. We've
always gone through.

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
The front door, and I wanted to, Like, I feel
like we need to spice it up a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Maybe they got a highlight we can drop in there too,
Get like a grappling hook or.

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Something, whatever you like.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
Just tell us about this family that you're thinking of
at one of five nine the Brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
And as many details the better.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
How many kids you know, boy or girl, the ages,
the sizes if you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Can christ yeah, yeah, they like video games or like
La Boo boos. Lowred's obsessed with La Boo boo.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Tanner's really good at shopping for laboo boos. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
So just let us know where you live, how many
people you got in the house, all of those details
that we just went over, and uh send that to
Breaking and Entering at one O five nine the Brew
dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Ye, and we will look it over. And you got
till the thirtieth at high noon to get that stuff in.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
And again, thanks to all the sponsors who made this happen.
We couldn't do it without not only you the listener,
but the sponsors.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
Yeah, so shout out to Gresham, Chrysler, Dodge, jeep Ram,
New Season's Market, and of course Mattress World Northwest.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Yes, Laurie, you happy we did it ended on a
good note. Thank you. Got until November thirtieth to get
that in Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Do Casey.

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
I was just trying to let that soak in. It's
so good, all right, I'm getting emotional.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
We'll come here this music.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
We'll see you next week.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
I actually know we're gonna be off next week, but
we'll we'll see you tonight. You we'll see it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
The thing pizza right, beer gst.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
They had a fat thor. He's waiting on the porch.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Say bye, Casey.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Have a good weekend, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Thanks for listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.
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