TLC Full Show for Friday - Breaking & Entering 2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ye ye'll y'o one o five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Laura and Casey. Got a couple of text messages coming in.
This one's from nine to nine to eighty five. It
says I've also done zero Christmas shopping Tanner, You're not alone,
thank you. At twenty nine thirteen says they only have
the stocking stuffers left this weekend and that's it. Yeah,

(00:35):
And this this one was talking about the lady who
pooped on somebody's hood and is going to rehab for it.
She this one says, sounds like sounds like they call
her the Delco pooper. But this guy says, sounds like
they really missed an opportunity to call her the Delco dumper.
And I, yeah, I think that's a big missed opportunity
for sure, right Casey.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yes, yes, obviously I'll go dump.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Casey and Casey and Laura. So coming up here next,
we're about to do with the breaking and entering Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You guys, we are.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We are loitering so hard out in front of this place.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Cars driving by looking at us like we're lunatics. Yeah,
I'm surprised the cops have not been called on us yet.
But it's not too late.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's not too late, that's right. Coming up next, we're
going to talk to the person who nominated the family,
and then we're gonna You guys are bared. You know,
you guys are right out in front of that person's
house ready to barge in. Yeah, they're so excited.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
We told him that you were showing up and you're
gonna give one thousand dollars cash out of you, out
of your own money, and they're like, no way, and
we're like, yeah, that's the kind of guy he is.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh that's not true. It's not true. I don't have
that kind of cash, you guys. But coming up next,
we're gonna hook these people up. We're super excited. We
think this family is really deserving and we will find
out who they are. Coming up right after Skinnered, Happy Friday,
it's one of five nine the Brew Tanner Laura and Casey.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's one of five nine the brew Tanner, Laura and Casey,
and it is time for fifth and you will break
it in here in Christmas. We're about to We're about
to make a family's Christmas dreams come true, at least
we hope. So we've got a ton of presents, We've
got mattresses, we've got groceries for this family. But first,
before we announced the family and barge into their house unannounced,

(02:19):
let's let's talk to Nicole, because Noel, Nicole is the
one who nominated this person. Good morning, Nicole, Good morning.
So you're with Laura and Casey. Now you're out, uh
like around the block from the house, I guess, and
you're about to show up unannounced and hook this family
up with the presents.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yeah, we're just gonna watch right in.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm excited. Are you like a nervous about.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
It at all?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
A little bit? I'm kind of wondering if she's kinna
feel like, what are you doing with these people in
my house?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Did you say like, hey, maybe you should clean the
place up a little bit, or did you say anything
like that.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
No, I'm just hoping, you know, it's just gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, So the place, the place to be a stop.
There's a good chance the place could be a stock.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
I mean, you know, she's singing a mom and she's
got the kiddo's dogs. You know, yes, the possibility.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, nicolet's let's read this letter that you sent. For one.
The person you nominated is Brittany. Brittany has got three kids,
she's a single mom, and this is a letter that
you sent. It says, first off, I love your show
and I listen every morning on my on my way
to work. Thank you, Thank you, Nicole, She says. Second,
I'm writing to submit my nomination for the Breaking and

(03:29):
Entering Christmas Contest. I want to nominate my best friend
Brittany and her family, who truly deserves a special Christmas.
She's one of the most inspiring people I know, and
struggling for years with addiction and homelessness, she made the
decision to turn her life around, and in September she
actually celebrated six years clean and sober. I mean, that

(03:50):
is huge, that is incredible, you continued and said, knowing
her story and everything that she's been through, it's remarkable
that she is who she is today. She now works
in the Recovery field, using her lived experience to help
others who are walking the same path that she once did.
She guides other parents in recovery through the overwhelming process
of navigating court systems, accessing resources, and working towards reunification

(04:15):
with her children. She has touched countless lives with her
compassion and strength. She's also a single mother of three
amazing boys, ages six, twelve, and fifteen. Despite financial struggles,
she never complains. She always puts her children first and
make sure that they have everything they need, and she
rarely gets things for herself. With three growing boys, the

(04:35):
holidays are especially hard. Christmas is a challenging time and
it's usually hard to afford much beyond the essentials. She's
too proud to ask for help, but I know this
would mean so much to her and her family, and
giving Brittany a Christmas filled with joy would be a
beautiful way to honor everything she has overcome and everything
she continues to give back to others. Nicole, that was

(04:56):
very touching, and we read that. We kept coming back
to that letter. You know the fact that she's been
sober for six years now, she's got three kids. My
mom had just had me. It was just me and
my mom and that was a nightmare for her. You know,
I can't imagine three boys.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, at all different ages, I think. You know, she
has elementary school, middle school, and a high schooler.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
So yeah, besides the obvious of what you just said
in the email, what else made you want to nominate
Brittany and her family?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
It's just, you know, one of the most amazing PEO
told that. I know, and I see her come in
and she'll be stressed out and you know, like had
a rough morning, you know, getting the kids ready and everything,
and then she still comes in and shows up one
hundred percent and gives everything to the participants she works with,
and you know, she's consistent. She shows up and she's

(05:45):
just ready to kick ass.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Now, tell us a little bit more about the kids.
Are they Are they good students?

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, they're good students. I know her oldest is in
high school. He had struggled with school previously, but it
sounds like he's like fighting his way and starting to
take school more serious. And then her little son is
actually an orchestra forgive me, I forgot which instrument he's

(06:12):
playing now, But you know, she was kind of has like,
are you gonna be responsible enough to take interment home?
But he's really taking it seriously.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
And then the young Malachai and he's he's just a sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, six years old, twelve and fifteen, that's the ages
of her boys. And she's also got a step daughter, Chloe,
who's ten years old.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, well we got gifts for her too.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Oh that's great. I love I love that. I you know,
I didn't want her to feel left out.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
No, and we don't.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
We don't want to.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hey, like, we got a bunch of presents for these kids.
You're you're out of luck. Kids. No, we're not doing that, right.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I don't know if she's going to be there today,
but she might be.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
All right, well we'll put the tree. We'll put the
presents under the tree that we're bringing either way, all right, Nicole,
let's do it. You ready to go inside and give
her a Christmas? She didn't think she was getting absolutely
so excited. All right, let's do it. I am also
excited that. Get to Casey and Laura, who are outside
their house right now. Good morning, guys, good morning. How

(07:09):
exciting is this?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
This is exciting? We're walking up to the front door
right now? Is this okay? Can we do this?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Are we breaking it? Okay?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
They got they gotta ring doorbell, So we're Casey just
rang the doorbell.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
He's a man. Look at Casey. He's got a box
on one shoulder or a bag in the other. Yes,
we are.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
So we're about to be and E Britney's house and
give her and her kids a Christmas They honestly, they
didn't think was coming. And what's happening? You knocked on
the door?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Nothing. I don't know if the ring video doorbell works.
So we're gonna knock all right, present, here we go.
Someone's coming to the door.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
All right, I hear some.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Hello, Good morning Christmas. Hi, I'm looking for Brittany.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Good to meet you.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Sorry, I know this is a little shocking this early
in the morning, but I'm Laura.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
This is Casey. We brought our elves with us.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
This is Tanner, Laura and Casey's breaking and entering Christmas
and you are the recipient. We're gonna hook you up
with all sorts of gifts. If that's okay, Can we
come in for a second. Amazing Hi, everybody, Thank you
so much. For welcoming us into your house. I know
you probably weren't expecting that this.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Early in the morning. Okay, Laura, Yeah, yes, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now that you're in knock something over it and I think.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I think we're already doing that.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Big John's coming in with his elf costume and he's
just like bowling stuff down.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
So it's Britney's reaction. What are we doing? Hi?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Uh? Do you want to talk to Tanner? Real quick? Okay, Okay,
here's Brittany Tanner.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hi, Hi, good morning, Brittany, Good morning, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Merry Christmas to you too.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
What do you think you got all these people in
your house? Did you have any idea that you guys
were going to get the B and E this morning?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
No? I I'm really I don't know. I don't know
what to say.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well right now you don't have to say much. Just see.
All you have to do is accept the gifts. I
know that you didn't have it. I didn't. I know
that you didn't even have a Christmas tree yet, So
we brought a tree for you guys, all right. We
also got gifts for all the kids. We got we
got gifts for the step kid, we got gifts for
you even everything's going to be taken care of, and
we're also going to hook you up with a bunch

(09:40):
of free groceries as well.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Oh wow, thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (09:44):
No, that really that means a lot, and that you know,
this year's been hard and so yeah, I'm really grateful.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Your friend Nicole mentioned that this was a tough year.
She says that you work really hard for everyone else
and you don't really put to yourself. It sounds like
because you're focused on your kids so much.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
Yeah, sorry, baby, should we talk later?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Okay, please, thank you. Got a lot going on here.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, that's your youngest one, right, that's the youngest one.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
So this is Malachi.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Hi. Do you say hi buddy? Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Merry Christmas, Malachi, and pay no attention to that creepy guy.
His name is Casey, but I promise you he's scary,
but he's friendly.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
He looks scary, but he's he looks scared, Santa hat on, he.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Looks scary, he's not actually scary.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Casey bee flatterer, Bay tell us tell us everything that
you guys are dropping off for Brittany and her family
this morning.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Dude, we have sacks of packages. I mean, I would
love to tell you what's inside, but that would spoil
the whole surprise. But we have bags on bags and
boxes on boxes, and I gotta go get another load.
So I'm gonna turn you back over to Laura real quick.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, oh guys, you guys haven't gotten it all in
there yet.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
It's not over yet. We've still got more to come.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Well, sue in our lovely promotions director or sorry, marketing
person Kaji, whose last day is today. She went and
shopped for these kids specifically because her friend Nicole gave
us a lot of information on the kids. So we
went shop specifically for Malachi and the and the others,
and I think we got I'm pretty excited about the
big gift.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh the big I mean, this is gonna blow your mind.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
You gotta wait a few more days for I Do
you have any guesses on what the big gift might be?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
No, okay, that's for the best. That's for the best. Oh,
it's gonna blow your socks.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay. I want to tell the people on the air
what the kids got, but I don't want the kids
to know.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
No, Well, don't you got to keep it a secret Christmas.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I have to tell the people. So I'm gonna whisp
pay all right, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna whisper it
to just like mute the phone for a second.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
But we got these kids. They PlayStation five. It's a
budget games and you know everything it's gonna be you know,
we got two controllers with the kids and everything, it's
gonna be sweet. If I were a kid and got
a PlayStation five.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Bug all right, all right, you can turn them mind.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Well, I think I think I messed it up. I
forgot to meet the farm stop.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
All right.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
How's Britney feeling? And she's just kind of overwhelmed right now?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
How you doing? Let's ask her? No, I'm doing. I'm
doing good. This is overwhelming and such a good way.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
You know, you really deserve You're setting up the tree
and it's just a lot, you know, and I'm really grateful.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Now, why was this year so difficult? Can you tell
us one of the reasons that it was so rough?

Speaker 10 (12:31):
It is you know, I went through a divorce recently,
and it's it's just been hard.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
So a single mom is tough.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's really tough. My mom is a single mom. So
I saw firsthand. And you know you've been six years
sober now, Yes.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yes, I have six years clean and over.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
So it's great and it sounds like you worked really
hard on this and now you're helping other people who
have gone through the same thing. I think that's probably
the most amazing thing out of it, is that you
know you're sharing your experiences with others.

Speaker 10 (13:06):
Yeah, that's the goals to help other people, right.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
What do you you have any advice for people who
are going through that right now?

Speaker 10 (13:14):
Just reach out, reach out for help and find people
you connect.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
With right as family and friends. That's important during these times.
So yeah, well Brittany, we won't take up any more
of your time. We really appreciate you inviting us. And
well you didn't really invite us.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
We kind of just broke in, but we kind of
broke our way in. But yeah, but it's all for
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
This is awesome, all for a good cause and a
lot of people got involved to help help make this possible. Laura,
can you share, you know, the names of our friends
who helped make this happen.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
Yeah, so, Gresham, Chrysler, Dodge, ge Bram they provided the sleigh.
If you will that we used to deliver all of
the gifts, and they also hooked us up so that
we could we could purchase all of these gifts new seasons.
They hooked you up with a five hundred dollars gift
cards so you can buy a Christmas feast if you want.
And also one last thing that I don't think we've

(14:10):
talked about yet, Mattress World Northwest is delivering.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Some mattresses to you guys as well.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
And they're actually here right now, so I don't know,
I mean, I guess, I guess we should invite them in.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, on top of our elves, you're gonna have a
bunch of sweaty workmen in there setting up beds.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be a full house in here.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
But yeah, we just wanted to make sure that you
had the best Christmas and we wanted to set you
up for an amazing new year at an amazing life.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
So I hope hopefully this helps.

Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah, No, this helps a lot, And I'm really appreciative
that it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
You really deserve it. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Hope the kids enjoy it. You better take some pictures.
We want some pictures. I want to see those kids
happy when they open those gifts on Christmas morning. Yeah
all right, well, thank you you guys, do your thing
and then leave Britney alone.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, fair enough, God she's probably.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, all right, Merry Christmas and happy b and E
to you and yours. It's one of five nine The
Brew Tanner Lauren Kasey.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
All right, So waiting for Casey and Laura to get
back from our breaking in entering Christmas. If you missed it,
we helped out Brittany and her three kids, actually four
because she's got a step kid, and you know, Brittany's
a single mom, been sober for six years, working hard
on the kids, and doesn't really do a lot for herself.

(15:38):
So we took care of things this year, got the tree,
got all the gifts, and it was pretty magical, I would,
I must say.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
So.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
If you missed it, the podcast will be up later
on today and the video will be up later on
today as well, So follow us on the Instagram at
one of five nine The Brew. So I was just
looking at the news here. I was looking at coin
dot com and KG, Dubbs and all the headlines. Atmospheric
river hits P and dubs in round two, flooding rains,

(16:05):
winds intensify in P ANDW just flood flooding after flooding story.
It's getting bad out there. We got a text message
this morning from thirty nine to fourteen that says, good morning,
Brew crew. This is Josh. I just tried to call
you guys, but it didn't answer. Give you guys a
heads up about what's going on in our community. As
of last night, A lot of people have had to

(16:26):
evacuate their homes around the Carver area in Long Cloacamus River,
a shady deal toward Malala and other parts of that
town as well have been evacuated and are closed down.
I just wanted to bring some awareness to you guys.
Love you all. Stay safe. Josh the water guy. Thanks Josh,
you stay safe too, man. It is dude, that is awful.
I got a lot of friends and family out there,

(16:47):
So if you've got anybody to check on and make
sure everything's all right, and if you can help, you know,
I know everyone's kind of going through it right now.
It's tough out there for everybody. Things are you know,
super expensive, But if you can, a Red Cross has
something set up. So a lot of people right now
just need essentials, you know, things like clothes, food and
half this half this happen right for Christmas is like
the worst worst timing. So if you can text the

(17:09):
word Red Cross to nine zero nine nine nine and
that'll get you started. Red Cross to nine zero nine
nine nine. If you can, you know anything helps, it'd
be awesome. Coming up, Colin from Goldberg Jones one hundred
Divorce is going to be in the studio. You know,
sometimes Christmas is tough for couples and by January the
divorced and if you're going through something like that, Colin's
gonna answer your questions for you. It's all on the way. Oh, also,

(17:31):
what's the what's this jib or jabber about Tom Brady
making a comeback to the NFL. Yeah, he spoke on it.
We'll play the clip for you. Coming up.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
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Speaker 2 (17:43):
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I got Colin from Goldberg Jones here in the studio.
What's up, dude?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 8 (18:12):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
And you know?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I know it's it's it's right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, you look at you always come in here looking fancy.
Look at that shirt. That shirt looks like a two
hundred dollars shirt.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
It is not a too looks expensive. Well, I appreciate it.
You know, that's what they do these days. You know
the fakes. You know everybody's talking about fakes. I got
the fakes.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Okay, Hey, you know whatever works, man, Everything on me
is fake personality.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Not your personality.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Coming up next, Colin's going to answer your questions about
divorce or custody. So you know, do you see more
divorces around Christmas time?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Or you see a lot of dysfunction.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
It is the season of dysfunction, which is disheartening, but
it makes my Christmas a little easier when I get
to go home and realize that there's a lot of
people struggling out there playing games with kids and not good.
Not good.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
So if you're going through anything like that, godspeed on
your journey for one. And if you've got questions about
divorce or custody, because the holidays make everyone stressed out,
and then just get to January and.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Ye first, that's right, that's all right, That's what a
lot of people are hanging on, right, hanging on.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Well, if you got questions, you can hit us up
eight six six four four five one of five nine
or shoot us a talk back through our iHeart Radio app.
So download it for your cell phone today. It's Tanner,
Laura and Casey.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hebby Friday.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Colin from Goldberg Jones one one hundred Divorce in the
studio answering your questions about divorce or custody and I
you know we were talking about a second ago. You
see it a lot during Christmas time and people are
stressed out, trying to take care of the kids and
make sure it's good for the kids. And then I think,
what is it. Do you see a lot of divorces
in January because people are just trying to get through
the holidays.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, they I get a lot of calls because there's
so much tension and dysfunction going on, but they're just
trying to hold on people. And I get it. I mean,
it's Christmas. You don't want to blow up your kids Christmas.
Or then you got New Year's and so it is
really that New Year's resolution, I'm going to get a divorce,
which is.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Like, also, do I want to be in an hotel
on New Year's by myself?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
And it is a basis obviously, well not obviously. Last week,
I just get a lot of calls with restraining orders.
A lot of that kind of tension gets involved and
then and now that would suck. So you get into
these arguments and all of a sudden you're served and
you're out of the house. You can't see your kids
still for Christmas, and the you know, the courts are

(20:33):
clothes and it's botty there to get back in. And
so it is it's disheartening to listen to that dysfunction.
But you cleanse the slate at the new year, for sure.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
All this drama. You guys better be taking care of
your kids for Christmas. You better be getting something cool.
Oh yeah, a little racetrack.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah. Well, and that's the other thing, is that we
have these calls of they're not letting me have Christmas
and it's my time, and they're not dropping them off,
and they've taken them out of town and how to
you know, And I'm like, we're going to have to
wait till we get into court in the future, because
if they deny you your parenting time, you can't get
into court the next day. I mean, you have to
file a motion for enforcement commonly called contempt, and then

(21:12):
you have to start hearing, you know, in mid February
to address that. So it's there's a lot of messory,
a lot of trickery, Yeah, a lot of trickery.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Go, you got a text message here from somebody saying
I'm thinking about getting divorced in January February. How is
this going to affect my taxes?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh, that's a good question. It's kind of like when
you have a kid, you know, you wait, you try.
You want to have a kid very last of this year,
so you can claim the full deduction, induce you know,
before the end of the year. It you know, in January.
It's it's it's good because you start it then. And

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if you get divorced before the end of the year,
you cannot file jointly, so you have to file separately.
And then we have to are why is that just
you have to be a married couple in order to
file as a dependent, So if you're no longer together,
you can't you know, be in that you can't claim
married filing jointly. But then we have to determine who

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gets to deduct the mortgage interest on the house, and
so then that all becomes a negotiation on who gets
certain tax benefits, who gets to claim the kids, although
Oregon on the child Sport really defines the primary care
parent as gets to claim the kids every year, so
it just depends on the states. But that's the main
answer is I wouldn't worry about that as your biggest concern,

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But we figure it out and we are titulate.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I think a lot of guys is the first thing
to think of is you know, you think of money,
I guess absolutely.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
So, you know, our focus is primarily representing men. We
do represent women, but the majority I mean as men
and men do call in because they're gonna probably be
paying child sport, they have exposure to pay alimony or
spousal support, and they.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know they're on the hook.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
They know they're on and they're paying a lot of
the bills at that time, so they really are are
they have the financial questions And when we get calls
from from the ladies, they are like, well, okay, I
want you know, custody and how am I going to
be able to survive? Which is a very valid question.
If you haven't been working, you don't have a job,
and you're going to a new year, that's really scary.

(23:22):
Yeah to say, okay, yeah, I'm not going to be
with this person and that's that's a good thing. But
how am I going to live? And that's a that's
a big deal. So very different questions I get when
when these calls come in.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
This one, this text is from seventy to fifty nine
and says, is it true that Oregon cheating is not
grounds for divorce in the eyes of the courts? Is
that true?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Absolutely? Yeah, and that's where most states have gotten to that.
We us hold.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
So you tell me, if like my wife cheats on me,
I can't I can't divorce her because of that.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh you can divorce her. You can divorce her if
she doesn't cheat on you.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh well, I thought, Am I reading this wrong? Well,
cheating is not grounds for divorce.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
No, there's you don't have to have any grens, I
guess the answers. There is no grounds for a divorce.
If your wife is so incredibly awesome and you just
can't stand it, you can get a divorce.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I think that's why Laura and her ex husband got
They were just so incredible.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
I was too cool.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, you're too cool. It's just so functional and so
wonderful that if he couldn't stand it, it was just
too perfect.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
Decisely, yes and so yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
So that's what most states have converted to, this no
fault concept, which whether there's affairs, whether there's abuse, whether
they're you like the sun, she likes the rain. The
court says, we don't want to know. And it makes
sense if you think about it. You've been married twenty
years and somebody has an affair, Well, it's not just
that there's could have been other dysfunction.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Right, he doesn't shower that much. Yeah, you know he doesn't.
He doesn't ever wash his jeans.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Ghosting does definitely don't watch the genes. That's ground.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
That's also yeah, that's also.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I have I have swear I've had some consultations where
the individual, the guy says, you know, everything was great
and then she left me for another woman. And I'm
sitting there and I'm smelling the smell.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
And yeah, you have converted. That's how I'm going to
leave you right now and we're not even How bad
is that? When you when you you know, switch her
to the other you can convert them. So have you
ever actually had like a lady come in and say, listen,
my husband smells like butt straight butt. I need a divorce.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Less on that because we see more of the men.
But yeah, there's there's a lot of disgusting behavior.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I mean, I saw video I saw a video of
You're right, Laura. I saw a video of a of
a married couple the other day and TikTok yelling at
each other because she she I guess he was upset
because she slept all day and like stayed in sweatpants
and didn't shower and he was upset about it. He
was being a real jerk in the video, but at
the same time like, damn, well you don't shower for

(25:53):
like four or five days. Yeah, you know you can
for somebody for that's the reality.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Of it is. And this is just me, not as
an attorney speaking, but this is Colin talking. Yeah, you
know you're your personally, how you keep yourself up. It
turns both sexes off if you just let yourself go,
if you get you know, guys are probably more shallow
than women on this issue.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
And we let ourselves go the most.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah, and we look the big old beer belly. We
don't put on makeup, we don't make ourselves look pretty.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
And Casey does. Look, if you want to hang out
with me, you need to have a passion for the
smell of onions and.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Sweats and no windows down on a cartrary keep them up.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
You are making my point. But brother, you can turn
a woman in a heartbeat.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
If a woman divorced me because I stunk, just kill
me now, God, just take me now.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah. Well, that's what counseling is for ye and eaters.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I was wrestling around when you started your example on
the smelly person, was that a random person that's stunk
and the and the wife didn't like it because Phil
Collins his wife, you're the same thing.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, she was.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
She wanted a divorce from him because she said he
didn't keep himself clean.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
Oh Jesus, Yeah, such a simple solution.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
And he's like, yes, tough luck, lady.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I wrote studio. That's right. Good Matthew McConaughey. He had
that funk and that's that Hollywood funk where they they're ingesting.
I don't know what, a lot of vinegar something in
the fish oil and they just smell.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, you know, someone like that natural, that sweaty musk smell.
I think Laura likes that sweaty musk.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
I mean, there's a there's a fine line.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well, if you have questions about divorce or custody, Collins here.
This is free advice this morning normally normally costs millions.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Of dollars millions millions, not that much.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
But if you have a question about divorce or custody
eight six six, four, four, five one five nine, or
hit us up to the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You're listening to that Tanner Laura in Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Habby Friddy, we got Colin from Goldberg Jones and the
Suit you answering your questions about divorce or custody. We
know it's Christmas time, but that's that's the time when
people are stressed out. And that's when Colin sees a
lot of a lot of people filing for divorce in
late December and January.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
A lot of people are probably waiting till after the holidays,
put on a happy face and then cut the cold.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Not even a happy face. They are grinned. They are
gritting their teeth. Yeah, their teeth just make it.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Through because a lot of times, you know people who
go through divorce, like by the time you file the paperwork,
you're mentally done. Yeah you and I could see that
grinding your teeth thing, real deal, Like just let's just
get this over with. Yeah, yeah, we gotta getta get
laid somewhere up.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Or not to me. Yeah, maybe that's the problem, but yeah, well,
people make that decision. Like anything, when you make a decision,
you might have been waiting ten years and you finally
make a decision, then you want it done right away.
And when you finally come to that that last counseling
session that didn't go so well, and you finally said okay,
I'm done. When you make that, you want to be
done the next day. But they're as a process, and

(29:01):
that's when I say, come in and meet before you
make that I'm done. Because when you have that attitude
I'm done, you start to say things you shouldn't, to
do things you shouldn't. Yeah, and you get into trouble
and then saving orders.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I think guys are gonna keep that in mind though.
If you're wondering why she's being so damn cold, it's
because she's been done for a year. Oh yeah, well
you know you're just not trying out.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Isn't it true that women usually realize first before men
that they want a divorce.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I think guys are more on the fix it side,
so they'll keep banging their head against a wall.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I'll stay in a miserable relationship until you know
a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Of women, do you know that. The interesting thing after
thirty years of doing this, guys said, she's having an affair,
and a lot of both are having an affair. It's
everybody's doing that messory. But there's like, you know, we're
not happen sex when I this and that and all
these things changed, and unlike men, women don't feel comfortable

(30:01):
having You know, guys can go out and have a
fair come home sleep with their wife and nobody will
know the difference. Women actually have this devotion, so they
feel guilty about sleeping with their husband if they met somebody,
So that tell out there all of a sudden, No,
you know, we're not going to have sex anymore. We're
not going to do these things that we used to

(30:22):
do anymore. And that's usually the telle. Well, she's probably
met somebody where guys are dogs.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
They'll just go back and forth nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's like getting her hair done. I heard getting her
hair done and start going.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
With there's that. Yeah, absolutely surgery.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, she gets her hair dated. Red flag, red flag.
We got some text messages and talkbacks coming in through
our iheartradiop This guy's got to do a question. Yeah,
I got a question about previous marriage.

Speaker 11 (30:49):
So basically I was in a relationship with a high
school sweetheart, we got married, we had a child. My
question is is now that I'm remarried to my second wife,
who gets the Social Security in et cetera. If I pass,
does that all go to the first wife legally or
does it go with the one I'm currently with?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
And before you answer, Colin, I went to high school
with Wayne, and I know that ex wife that he's
talking about, And was that a good decision on much
much better decision? Good decision on his part?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Well, hopefully she doesn't listen. Who cares you nice? I
like it?

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Isn't that just a matter of who you put has
your beneficiary?

Speaker 8 (31:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Social Security actually is independent of divorce, and you generate
your own social security, so it's you can't You don't
divide it in a divorce. Nobody is entitled to it.
Individuals who are out there working will get their own
social security as far as or if you've been married
a long time, you might generate your own social Security
benefits due to the fact that you're married. But it's

(31:54):
not a divisible asset, so you don't have to worry
about that aspect. There's a lot of like we talked
to earlier, there's a lot of other things to worry about.
Social security is not one of them, so you don't
have to worry about it.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, we're never going to have it in the future anyway.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
So that's right.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'll never see it, So that's right.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
That's why I'm working till I'm eighty five.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
More texts coming in on McLoughlin's everly text line. This
one's from twenty four to eleven. It says, I'm currently
attempting to get a divorce and I'm having a struggle
because even though we have been separated and living separately
for over two years, my ex wants me to pay
for everything because he didn't ask for the divorce I did.
We have no assets, no children, and it should be

(32:30):
clean and clear. I guess I've just I guess I'm
just venting. But if I was to have a question,
is there anything that I should be worried about or
make sure that I do to make this month as
smooth as possible and make that process for me as
easy as it can be.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
That is a long spew of information. First of all,
like we talked about before, two years of separation, I mean,
that's a long time I usually tell people you know
and then move on on. But also, separation can have
the most negative consequences to the to a divorce, You're

(33:08):
either going to set a negative precedent for yourself when
you separate, or a positive because when you separate, bill
still need to get paid. If you have kids, you're
still visiting with them, they have to be taken care of.
So you're either over subsidizing the household because you're still
paying all these bills and therefore creating a spousal support
obligation you didn't mean to, or you're under subsidizing you're

(33:29):
not having the visitation you should have with the kids.
So I would tell anybody who's thinking about separating, first,
get into my office, let's talk about it. You don't
have to hire an attorney, you don't have to file
for a doorce. You may reconcile, but at least understand
the consequences of separation. And then, yeah, I would imagine
two years, you're in limbo land. You're lost, and so

(33:50):
you know, meet with somebody either get back to being
happily f and married or pull the plug. You know,
that limbo phase has got to be brutal.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, we did the div for breaking the beer. I mean,
some of these people have been married for years and
years and they hadn't been together. Yea, Yeah, I don't
understand that.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I don't either.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
But I also feel like, because she said that they
don't have kids, there aren't really any assets. If it's
split fifty to fifty, the cost of the divorce shouldn't
be that nutge.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
No, it's three hundred and one dollars.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Yeah wow, so yeah, So it's like, I mean, one
hundred and fifty dollars, it's not too much to ask for.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
And that's when you don't need an attorney for it. Right,
So when people call me really divorce, that's right, thank you.
I'm really there to answer their questions and tell them
the straight. And so when they call and they have
like this, they don't have any property, no debt, there's
no support obligations, no kids, I'm the first to sell them.
You can you can do this yourself. You can go

(34:47):
at the Oregon State Bar has forms you can download
and fill that out. Your filing fee is three hundred
and one dollars. But anything of importance, then I say
call me. Let's talk about custody and visitation and spousals
of word. But otherwise, if you mess it up and
you don't have anything, zero from zero is zero, So
don't worry about.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
It, Colin, do you like to watch videos of x's
melt down on each other, like a ring camera video,
you know, Like I saw this video that went viral.
The ex wife comes over to the house. Uh, he's
got his new boo inside and they just ordered i
think some groceries and they got delivered in front of
the house and she comes up and she's just mad,
you know, she's mad that she's not in there. She's

(35:27):
mad that he's got someone else in there with her kids,
and so she just kicks the back of groceries and
it's all caught on ring camera. She kicks the back
of groceries. Do you get off of those videos? Hilarious?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
That is my day. So no, Yeah, trying to get
away from that.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do you see a lot of petty stuff like that
kicking groceries all the time.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
For example, we just went to court where there was
a video camera from a business that caught it on tape.
And the gal went to hand off the child for
our client's visitation. He was sitting in the car and
the gal's new boyfriend was you know, muscling up and
came over and started you could see it on the camera,
him poking. Then he takes one of those glitter bomb

(36:10):
things with and then pops it in this guy right
in front of the guy's kid where he's just trying
to pick up the visitation. Pops it in there, sprays
his whole car glitter, and the our client it's going
to take years toge.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Luckily our client didn't know also that there was this
business video, so he stayed in his card. And then
the ax is trying to push the boyfriend away and
he's pulling his finger. That's the kind of conflict. And
then the judge just lost their mind about the gal
and I don't want this guy around the visitation. This
was in front of your child. So we held an
enforcement proceeding about this stuff. But no, I you know,

(36:45):
that's my day to day. I don't need that.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
I don't need that glitter bomb.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Is there a divorce TV show? Because this sounds like
that sounds like I would watch that episode of Judge
Judy's that because people like the drama of it.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I was totally gluten to that story.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah, I have to get away from it.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I like cats play with string.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Exactly or dog.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
If you have a question about divorce or custody, Calling
from Goldberg Jones one hundred divorces.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Here.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
This text comes to us from twenty four eleven. It says,
I'm currently attempting to get a divorce and I'm having
a struggle because even though we have been separated and
living in oh I read that one already say yes,
this is from ninety eight question single dad going to
court next month. I have my daughter fifty percent of
the time. I pay her medical bills and all expenses
for her when she was with me in the past,

(37:36):
I gave money to her mom. Any advice on how
I can be success successful to keep fifty percent custody
and pay no child support.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Don't talk about money, because that that is a perfect
example of when a guy goes to court, he's saying, hey,
I pay all the bills, I do all these things.
The custody is not and visitation is not based upon
who can pay the bills. It's based upon day to
day care of the child. So you want to focus on,
is I'm the one to get them up on it.
I'm the one to get to get some to school,
cooks on dinner, takes them to their activities, get them

(38:06):
to the doctor's point, not pay for it. The guy
who works eighty ninety hours a week and makes a
ton of money, can pay child sport. It's the person
who's taking care of the day to day. So focus
on the day to day involvement you have with the child,
because the court's goal is not to do fifty to fifty.
In fact, most times fifty to fifty is not that
great for kids. You're not getting one damn minute more
than me. Well, that's not the focus of a court.

(38:27):
They're trying to figure out what schedule it's best for
the kids.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
I mean, you get two Christmases.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
But other than that, that's right, that's right, the app
that's right, and birthdays, you know, birthdays. But so usually
it's about your work schedule. It's your availability to spend
time with the kid. It's not how much money you
make or how many hours you work. And so you
really want to focus in on your availability and proximity
to school, daycare, the other parent, so you're making it

(38:53):
easy on the child. That's why post COVID, the people
that stay at home the hybrid work schedules, they're getting
a lot more parenting time because they can be there
for their kids.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Right, So you're worried about the wrong thing basically ninety eight.
That's what's Colin saying.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Focus on the parenting time and your your flexibility of schedule.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
This this text says another another question. Can I can
I still do an annulment after a couple of years
I left because they were they were unfaithful with several women.
Is there really a difference between an annulment and a divorce?
And is one better than the other?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, that probably would not be the basis of an annulment.
Having an affair is just a normal part of most
relationships these days, and that's a basis why you'd want
to get a divorce, like we talked about earlier. But
annulments are really focused on fraud, kind of the Britney
Spears experience. You remember when she was drunk in Vegas
and then got married.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Oh I remember that? Yeah, yeah, Kevin, that guy thought
he was he was on top of the world hour.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, and then she got an annulment because it's like
we're drunk and when you sober up and you're off
the drugs.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I remember that episode of Friends. They were you know,
I got an annulled because it was quick or whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, and they were or fraud in the sense that hey,
I really want to have kids, I want to get
married for that purpose, and you find out that person
was lying to you about that really foundational aspect that
one of the main reasons got married. But most times
it's just no, it's just a bad decision or a
bad relationship. It's a divorce. It's not the basis for
an annulment. But the benefits of getting an annulment is
that you don't have to pay spousal support if you

(40:19):
have a disparity of income issue property, that there could
be this commingling effect where if you're not married, you know,
you can maintain separate property. So there are benefits to annulment.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
But most there I always thought anment was about time frame.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
I thought that that's a that's like it had to
happen within the first years.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
You can discover fraud later. But absolutely the longer you're
you're together, the more the court's like, was it really fraud?
You were together for six months, a year, two years,
and all of a sudden, now you're oh, it's fraud. Yeah,
So yeah, time is a function.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I remember the first time I heard that was Kenny
Chesney renee Zellweger when they got real quick and then divorce,
but there was this this fraud element. I'm like, what
could have happened?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
We all know who you both are. You're out there.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
He never took off his cowboy hat. She thought he
had hair. Didn't that hair?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
There's no hair at all, and he's way too skinny. Well, Colin,
then you are just like a treasure trove of information,
all right, so much info, very helpful, and he'll answer
any questions you have about divorce or custody. The first
call is free, one eight hundred divorce. That's one eight
hundred divorce, spread and joy for the home.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Yeah, yeah, divorce could be the best gift of all.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Absolutely, people aren't you know happy when they call me?
You know I'm saving lives?

Speaker 6 (41:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
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Speaker 1 (41:56):
You're listening to the Tanner laure Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
You ever get embarrassed by your music when you're driving
around in your car.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
Yeah, sometimes I turn it down.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, I feel like I felt like that when that
intro is playing with Colin here, like you make weird
noise with your butt and I'm looking at Colin like,
oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. Sometimes I do truth. Well, thanks,
you are cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
We Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I wanted to ask you a question. Actually, you guys
are question. I think I offended somebody yesterday. You know
when you're like you think you of fended somebody and
then you just think about it all day long. Yeah,
that's what happened yesterday with this.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
Did I just ruin a relationship? Oh no, that's not good.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, I don't know if I offended somebody or not.
So you know how people these days have just gotten
the customs saying happy holidays because you don't know what
they're what they're yeah, right, who knows. So it's just easier,
especially when you're in the radio because you're talking to everybody,
so you just say happy holidays. Yesterday, Kate one of
our sales ladies, who's I think she's your rep right.

(42:54):
I love her. She's like my favorite sales lady. But
she was in the studio we were talking for a
second and when she she was walking out, she goes, Okay,
happy Holidays, and I just instinctively said all right, Merry
Christmas and she went yeah, and then she walked out
like she just made this weird sound like I like,
you offended her, I think, And I just said here,
I've been stewing about it for, you know, twenty four

(43:16):
hours now. I don't know if I did. I don't
think I did, But like what if you never know?

Speaker 8 (43:21):
You never know.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
There's a way to find out.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yeah, way to find this collar We wrote down in
the elevator yesterday afternoon, and the whole trip was talking
about just.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
How shut up she was.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
In a sour mood after that.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
She's like, you would never believe what Tanner just said
to me.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
She very Chris, a very sensitive conservative woman.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Yes, somehow I have a hard time believing that that would.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Have offended her. Well, it just felt weird because she was.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
Like, yeah, but what I mean, what was she going
to say you too? When she already but it was
almost holidays.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
It was almost like she registered that I said Merry Christmas.
She was like, oh, yeah, that's what it felt like.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Maybe she just wasn't ready for Christmas yet, and she
and you just yea made her think, Man, I've got
so much to do?

Speaker 7 (44:02):
Is this, Kate?

Speaker 8 (44:04):
It is how you guys?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Hey, it's it's Tanner, Lar and Casey and Colin here.
We're like, O, Kate, I'm good. I'm good, Kate. I
think I offended you yesterday, and I'm not sure if
I did or not. You know what's weird because she
came in here to apologize to me for something she
thought she offended me.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
By we could just have a makeup session right now.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Yeah, you cancel each other out, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
So, yeah, Court and I were Monday, we were just
having a meeting in front of it was in the
new sales wing, you know, so it's in front everybody.
But she's like, I guess she came up and started
talking to us, and she came in here yesterday to
tell me like, oh, I'm so sorry. I thought that
was rude that I interrupted. And I was like, I
didn't think that at all, exactly, Like you're awesome, you know,
I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
You interrupt you all the time.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
That's part of the job.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, And so hyeah we talked for a little bit
and then and she goes, Okay, happy holidays, and I'm like, yeah,
just instinctively merry Christmas. And she goes yeah and close
the door and walked off. So did I offend you
by saying Merry Christmas?

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Oh okay, we need to get to know each other
a little better because it is so difficult for me
to be offended. It takes so much.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
That's what I said, Kate.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Drink Oh god, kid, don't talk about that.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
No, he did not.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
And earlier what had happened is I had offered to
buy coffees for the sales staff and then y'all walked
in and I went up to Sonny and I'm like, okay,
what do you want? Didn't offer it to you, guys,
walked away.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Felt like people offer anything. That's that's where you guys
are having a potluck right now.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
We're working without us.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Okay, hold on before we felt like a joke, before
we move on, Laura or sorry. Casey pointed this out
earlier that they scheduled a potluck for today during the show.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Bring your favorite thing or whatever I mean for everybody else,
but you guys, see, so we're not thought.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
About you're not invited. No, I'm just kidding. We have
we have set snacks aside for you.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You're not there, all right, Well, I don't need potluck.
I don't trust any of you. Well, I'm glad I
didn't offend you because I'm really I really I really
thought that I did because I and I've been stewing
about it all day yesterday, like, you know, because you
just made a weird sound. I don't know what that
sound was, but.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
No, but you know what, that's kind of how I rolled.
There's always a weird sound.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
You know.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
That's fair.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
If you shove me down the stairs, I'd be offended.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Otherwise, a weird sounds. You should hear me when I
wake up. It's all sorts of all right, Kay, Well, yeah,
you one of my I just want you to know
that you one of my favorites, and I'm glad I
didn't offend you. And you people and have fun at
your sales exclusive potluck.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Yeah, it's a good thing we have cool people here
because you know, why did you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Guys schedule it? Okay, when when someone suggested the time
of nine thirty, why did anybody say, Hey, all the
morning shows are still in the air.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
So part of it is kind of like the construct
of the sales team and we have you know, cold
calling hours.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
And this is diplomacy. It's best.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
No, we did so we kind of squeezed this in
like yeah, it was sort of where we shoe wanted.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Is this our Christmas party? Is technically christ I mean yeah,
that that's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Somebody has to pay for all these parties, and that
you guys, you guys have to be working so that
they can parties.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Marshall pay for this with the gift cards for.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
No, No, we all touched in.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
We've took it down there. Run this is out of
pocket party.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
Yeah, it's for the team, all.

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Right, are we not part of the team.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Merry Christmas, Happy, happy Qualita.

Speaker 9 (47:57):
All the things, what else, all the things?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Greetings of the season, seasons, seasons, greetings, Yeah, greetings.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Of festival for the rest of us. All right, what
are you gonna do? You're gonna get hammered this year?
Aren't You're gonna hammered for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (48:18):
I I can't say this on the air, but I
just found out some guests maybe coming over and yeah,
there will be some wine involved.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh, you gotta drink your way through. Are there? They
are they in laws?

Speaker 9 (48:34):
Are there are no names? There will be no name.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
No names.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Got to be a family. Will this person be taking
their shirt off after the wine case? This kind of company?

Speaker 9 (48:44):
I just drew up in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Okay, that bad?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I love Kate.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
We got to have her on the show Mark She's funny.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
My god, you guys, have a good rest of the morning.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
By the way, later you have a You have a
potty mouth, right like. She cusses more than any salesperson
I've ever met, and I love it.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
It's it's so bad.

Speaker 8 (49:05):
It's so bad I have I felt.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Like I felt like in the first two minutes of
knowing her that I was like, Okay, this girl's cool.
She's I'm comfortable.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
We love you for it, We love you for your post.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
She is also super fun to scare.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
You like to scare.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
If you're walking by and you just slapped the back
of her chair, she will pop right out of that thing.

Speaker 9 (49:23):
Kacy, that is terrible.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
I know that's your thing, and probably drop a crisp
F bomb.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yep, yeah, Chris, very good. All right, Kay, we'll talk
to you soon. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
Okay you guys?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, sorry, what again? For the Christmas party? For the
Chrismas pot look whatever, whatever it is, all right, Colin
love your face man. We are commercial free. It's one
of five nine The Brew Tanner Laura and Casey Motley
Crue tickets still coming up.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
You're listening to that Tanner Laura and Casey podcast one.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
O five nine The Brew. It's Portland's rock stick Tanner
Laura and Casey Happy Friddy. I'm excited for the weekend.
It's a it's gonna be a busy weekend, you know,
last weekend before Christmas, so it's crunch time.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I also have tickets to Avatar three tonight. Oh yeah,
which I'm not excited for, you know, but oh I
got to churn your mic on. Sorry you're sitting in
a different spot. Come on, you know you're You've been
talking about this for a week and a half. I
like movies, James Camper, You've had your tickets for a whit.
I don't care about the story. It is just tall smurfs.

Speaker 8 (50:27):
I don't think it's a good story, and I have
the reviews I've read are mixed. Yeah, but a lot
of it is like visually, sure, it's.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Story is pretty much the same, but it's.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
The same old, same, Like it's like, okay, we get.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
It, Like, isn't that pretty much the same snapshot of
the second one? I feel like when the sequel came out,
people had because like the story is kind of boring,
but it's visually, you know, like every Avatar movie that
comes out, it sets a precedent for future movies because
they're invicting new technology for each film.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
So I guess that's like the But I also think
think that three hours, three hours and twenty minutes of
a story that nobody cares about is kind of overkill,
Like you can show off your fancy you know, CGI
or whatever else in an hour.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
As much as I love James Cameron, he's one of
those directors he just can't tell them what to do,
Like they don't listen, you know, Like Quentin Tarantino's films
have fourteen endings. Yeah, you know, like who's going to
tell Who's going to tell uh, Steven Spielberg how to
edit the movie?

Speaker 9 (51:24):
Right?

Speaker 8 (51:25):
I mean you just get what you get, you know
going into it.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, nobody's telling Christopher Nolan what to be? Yeah, right,
you know, so I think James Cameron's in that spot. Obviously,
He's made some of the most highest grossing movies ever made,
so I think he's just like, we do what I
want and I don't want to hear your stories.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
I am wondering though, because I think he's got like
two more coming out.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I think that they have to see how this one works.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Yeah, exactly, because like if the revenue continues to like
go down, I can't imagine they would keep making the
next one.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Is going to look like Blue Man Group. Yeah, sorry,
we had straight to video.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
It actually would be a hilarious plot with us.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Well, yeah, it's outs. It's got a seventy percent on
Rotten Tomatoes. The trailer for Avengers dooms Day is before
even though it leaked on the internet earlier, we've seen
it and you can see it now at one of
five nine dot com. That's right, that's right, so you
heard it here first and spoilert Captain America is coming back.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
What yeah, I know you guys, America and in the
cap and make it happen.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
So anyway, well I'm in now shut up. I hate
you guys.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
I want a movie about cap'n Crunch.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Captain Crunch the movie right today, we're gonna we are
going to tear up some mouths.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I wouldn't be surprised because you know, they did the
toy thing, so now you'll probably get, like other great
movie or something like that.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Taste delicious, but your mouth will never be the same.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I've watched a movie of the original Cookie Chris Crisp
was like a little criminal and a dog. I've watched them.
Then they switched it to the cop. That's stupid, dude.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Cookies for breakfast.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
What a wild concept.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
It's pretty good. I enjoyed some Cookie Crisp.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Yeah, me too, It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Coming up in actually coming up next, what's all this
gibber jabber about Tom Brady returning to the NFL. No, no, well, listen, dude,
he actually talked about it, and he came out of
his own you know, moisturized mouth.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Well, I guess.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Whatever he's gonna be. Is he trying to break the record.
He's like Philip Rivers.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, all right, Well I'll play the clip for you.
Coming up right after Poppa Roach on the Broup.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
You're listing to the Tanner Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Portland's rock Station one five nine The Brutes Tanner, Laura
and Casey. All right, what's all this gibber jabba about
Tom Brady returning to the NFL. I've heard some I've
heard some rumblings. Well, Tom Brady was on Shack's podcast.
It's called The Big Podcast with Shack And you can
always tell Sha because it sounds like a boulder talking
is a huge, huge man. But Tom Brady, I know,

(53:48):
I'm just sitting here thinking, don't do it, Tom, Your
knees can't take it.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
Yeah, And also does anyone care anymore? Like he already
did this stick.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I think if he came back, the game would be
rated very highly. You know, people would be interested to
see it just to see if he breaks ancast.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Sure, there's that he but he's already made the switch
and did a couple of seasons in Tampa. All right,
He's already he's a partial owner of another team in
the league, and you're a broadcaster.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
So you think that's a conflict of interest.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
It just seems like I think he's having a hard
time watching. It's it's a hard time.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
It's a hard time to get over the competitive nature
of the game, and these athletes, it's all they've been
doing for years and years. So it's like a Travis
Kelsey same thing, like thinking about retirement, like giving up this.
I have such a passion for it, win, loser, draw, well,
I want to be a part of it.

Speaker 8 (54:39):
And I will say that I don't like Tom Brady
as a player, as a person, whatever, but listening to
him talk about football is.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Tom lost Laura when he kissed his son on the lips.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
I mean I was I was gone before that, but yeah,
that didn't help. But he is so passionate, like calling
these games like you can hear how much he really
is into it.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
And to both your points, you can hear the passion
in this comment here. You can tell he's fired up.
And if I'm a coach, I don't know, I'd be
inclined to at least hear what he has to say.
I think that's a better avenue.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
I think here, I think being a coach would be
a better avenue than being a player at this If.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I'm a coach, like looking to hire, you know what
I'm saying, Like if I let's let's listen to these comments,
all right, he's fired up.

Speaker 12 (55:24):
I mean I pick up a football. I'm not thinking about, hey,
let's just play a catch. I'm thinking like, how tight
of a spiral cannot throw it? And if they called
me into action right now? Would I be ready to go?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
That was my next question? Would you be ready to go?

Speaker 8 (55:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Camm in action like he's a super soldo? Right defrost,
Defrost the hero. I'd whoop it right now?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Would you really? Absolutely I could go out there and play.
Give me a month.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I mean I could go play with anybody really thirty
one day?

Speaker 12 (55:50):
My body I mean, like I said, I took care
of my body great. I mean everything is I could
do at all?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
He's dropping f bombs. She sounds like he just woke up.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
I know.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I'm telling you, if boulders could talk, if that's what
they would sound like.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
I don't think. I think that's hypothetical.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Could he yes?

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Will he know?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
It felt like to me he was throwing it out there, like, hey,
man somewhere to call me and ask. I would think
I could do it. That's what it felt like to me.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I felt like he was fishing.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
You would think that there's no fishing required because he's
got an agent that can just go out and do
all the fishing for it.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I'm just saying he's putting it out there. Yeah, he's
putting it out there.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Maybe, I don't know, maybe a good way to get
him back into the limelight a little bit, But I
don't I don't see the benefit of it. Honestly, you
got all the money in the world, You're you're already
making a killing doing what you're doing now, and I
don't care.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
How well you've taken care of your body. The risk
is higher.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Yeah, I mean, because you say, I feel like that's
old man cockiness. You're like, oh, I can do it,
I can do it, And the next thing you know,
you've you've pulled a hammy putting on your shoes too exactly.

Speaker 8 (56:48):
Yeah, So I don't think. I don't think that's a
good idea.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Tom all right, Well, well we'll see what happens. But
you know, I think it'd be I think it'd be
interesting to see forty eight year old dude going back
out there.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
But imagine him as a quarterback, as a coach, like
he would be amazing in that role.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I still don't think you said he's ready to know
but you're like connected to the game.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
You still get to be a part of it. Like
father time is father time. There's no two ways about it.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
You age out, Well, yeah, just think about it, tom
all right, take a take a gummy and think about
it tonight, because like, no, I don't do that stuff.
He probably doesn't, but you know, you know he needs
to think about it for his for his bone's sake, right,
all right, coming up in a few minutes, Motley Crewe tickets.
The show is coming up in September. And as a
matter of fact, let's uh, let's get callers ten and

(57:31):
eleven on the phones. Rat meat eight six six, four
four five, one oh five nine is the number you're
gonna answer. You're gonna find out. We're gonna what am
I saying? We're gonna list off some movies. I think
I have a stroke just now. Yeah, we're gonna list
off some movies. And you got to tell swhich movies
rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. And that's coming up in
less than ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
On one O five nine the bo you're listening to
the Tanner laure Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
All right, Uh, we have a game to play here,
and it's is gonna get you tickets to Motley Crue.
They're gonna be going on tour. I think this is
their their ninetieth farewell tour. Very exciting stuff. You don't
normally don't get those, you guys. So yeah, they're gonna
be going on tour again, and we'll have tickets. Well,
today's the last day, I guess.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Yes, But I mean you never know. The show's not
for a while, so we might have more down the line.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Sure we will.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
We will have more down the line. And I only
know because I did it.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Okay, Well, we have your tickets now with a fun
game that we'd like to call the ron Tomatoes Game.
It's a Christmas edition of the Rotten Tomatoes Game.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
And I gotta be honest with you these movies, I
really I was beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel
with my Christmas movie selections. These are all primarily the
Hallmark variety of Christmas movies.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
It's the bottom of the barrel, Frida. Here, let's go
to our contestant. His name is Bill Colin from Milliwauker.
Good morning, Bill, Good morning. What you're play this week?
And I know it's the last weekend before Christmas. You
got a lot of stuff to do. Shopping, more shopping. Yeah, bro,
I haven't even started mine yet. Hey, if I send

(59:08):
you a list of the things up for me while
you're out and about, appreciate you. The one thing I
hate about the shopping and the holidays is that you
know it's cold outside, so you wear a big, heavy coat.
Then you get in the mall and you get a
hot and sweating carrying your coat around like an idiot.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
It's tough to dress appropriately, I know.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
All right, Uh bro, I'm gonna give you some movies.
You just got to tell us which one's rated higher
on Rotten Tomatoes, and you got to get three out
of five to win.

Speaker 11 (59:35):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
If you win, you'll get Motley Crew tickets. If you don't,
you have to have to listen to give listen to us,
give those tickets to somebody who did nothing. Are you ready, sir,
I'm ready. Which movie is rated higher and Rotten Tomatoes?
Ernest Saves Christmas or Bad Santa Two? Bad Santa too?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Excuse yes, yes, the sequel of course.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Oh let me tell you Christmas is one of my favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
I've seen them both.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I've seen them both I'm going to go.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Ernest is the earnest save Christmas have a Rotten Tomato
score that's higher, Yes they do. Actually, it's got forty three.
Bad Santa two has a twenty three percent. I didn't
even know they did a Bad Santa too, because Bill
Bob Thornton's on him. Yeah he is, he hasn't it?
Oh geez?

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
That was an interesting one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Which movie is rated higher on Rot Rot tomot? She's
making a list? Or three Wisest Men?

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
Oh jeez, I've never seen any one of them.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Not many people have.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I've never heard of me.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Yeah, I've never heard of him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I'm going to go.

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
Jeez, making a list?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Wow, twenty one percent, compared to the Three Wisest Men
at seventeen percent. Which movie is rated higher? You get
this one right man? The Motley Crew tickets are yours?

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Holiday Touchdown a Bill's love story or Holiday Touchdown a
Chief's love story?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Since there's probably a lot of Chiefs fans and Bills
fans and I don't know, I'm just gonna go Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
I guess that's the Chief.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Way.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Wow, it's probably because of the Taylor swift effects.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
You know, all the all the Swifties watched.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Congrats on Yeah, man, you just got yourself. By the way,
a holiday touchdown, a Chief story has a fifty six
percent and a Bill's Love Story has a forty both downtown,
I will admit. But congratulations. You're going to Motley Crue
in September at the Cask Amphitheater.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Oh I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Give me a little bit of give me some give
me your best Vince Neil impression right now. Oh jeez,
I couldn't see that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
I'm not good at that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
You could, and you will.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
You don't even have to say words. It's just shut.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Yeah, that sounds about bringer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
All right, we'll get your information and we'll see appreciate it. Ganggang, sir, Ganggang.
We got to talk back. Coming into our iHeartRadio app
We earlier were talking about the Christmas Party, which literally
started nine minutes ago here in our stay raised and I.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Don't think it's officially the Christmas party.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
We're supposed to have another one at the beginning of
next year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
This is a sales exclusive thing. It was just for them.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
But it's not so you know what, then why include
us on the email?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
No they didn't, at least I never got any I.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
Got an email, but you got an email.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yes, you die, said I thought we said they didn't
invite it, but my email so they did.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
But it was But it's like it starts at nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Were like, why why schedule the Christmas party or whatever
it is we're going to happen during the show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
We're going to have our own Christmas party in here
because we still have to open gifts.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
My email said to avoid the sales area from nine
thirty at ten. If your name is Casey, do not
come around here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
And do not look anybody in the eye anyway. We
were just appalled and offended that they didn't invite us,
and we got to talk back from this guy.

Speaker 13 (01:03:08):
I'm a delivery driver for a big company and every holiday, celebration,
pot luck, anniversary, whatever the case may be, we are
always overlooked and never a part of because we're out
there doing the job and making everybody else's life easier,

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but we never get anything.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
Yeah, thankless job.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
You're doing the Lord's work though, bringing me my packages.
You need to start padding that time card make your
own Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Party, you know what.

Speaker 8 (01:03:42):
Speaking of packages, I put out my snack basket again
this year, but this time I zip tied it to
the railing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Oh, just did somebody steal.

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
It the last time? Remember the big debacles. Somebody stole
my snack basket and stole all the snacks and then
left the basket downstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
And so this time I had no shame.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
I attached it to the to the railing so nobody
could he need to.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Post up a cam because if that person comes back,
it'll be fun to watch them yank that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Off the rail. Another talkback throw app warning this is
Big John. Happy holidays and uh we'll see you guys
in the new year. It was a great year being
with you guys. Thanks John, you too. My friend love
Big John, one of our He's been a listener for
years and then finally we just hired him, Yeah, because
for the street team. Because he would show up to

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our vans, you know, like trash bandits or Bacon beer
and like it would be over and he would still
be there like an hour after it. He was always
helping out, yeah, cleaning up, and we're like, we just
probably should just pay.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
You, dude, though he wants to go back to civilian hood.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
He can't work here anymore. It's not that he can't,
he's choosing to take a break. Oka she's been working
in too hard case.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Listen, that's what he shound up for. It's big John
really yeah, yeah he said, he said he's taking.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
Some hard that's we're losing susan big job, so terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
I just said, hey, man, I don't I don't appreciate
the way that you're handling the situation right now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
He handled it with classic. He's great, dude, he is
worst Christmas eff, He'll still be around.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
And he's like, hey, if you have big events or whatever,
I would I would like to still participate in that.
And I told him absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
When when you're done, you're done?

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Yeah yeah, all right, Well you said everything you had
to say, and all I need you to do is
give me the keys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Nice here knowing you all right, coming up in a
few minutes. We do have gifts to give each other.
I got to go to my car to get some
of them. But yeah, we got some gifts, you know,
or put no thought into it, I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
It's not true, but they are weird.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Okay, all right, we'll find out what we all got
each other next.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura in Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be Friday. We got to get
out of here, but we have to give each other
gifts first. Yeah, I'm not leaving about my gifts. It's
ten o'clock sending his flown.

Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
Body complain about what I give you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Well, you don't always put a lot of thought into it.
Sometimes you do. There's times for you, like I think
it was the last Christmas when I got the pizza
light maybe your birthday. That was my favorite gift that
you ever got me. I love that light good and
it's right next to my drum set, so it just
shines in my eyes.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Shines that Pepperoni goodness all over you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I love that that light actually. But yeah, no, sometimes
it's just like it's fine. I mean, we're just coworkers.

Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
It's not like you have to Well I don't, and
I'm sorry. I don't know that everything about you, You
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
I get you some I've gotten you some pretty good gifts.
I feel like I've gotten you some decent.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
Gifts you think that you don't you don't like them?

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, use me while I toot my
own horns.

Speaker 8 (01:06:36):
Some have been better than others.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
But yeah, well sometimes I put more thought into it.
But yeah, I try to do things that are sentimental.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
I got you an ice graper. I tried to get
things that are functional. This one is this year?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
You just you got me stuff just to check that's
not true.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
Actually this year you have half and half half function
half not well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Same with the both of y'alls. And you know I
love you you guys, and I would you guys always
want to do this secret a gift. I'm like, no,
I want to give gifts to everybody. I like, well,
we're not made of money, so made of money either,
I go to the dollars dock I go to a
dollar Jim.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
Yeah, as he says, he puts a lot of thought
into it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Look, it's all good. It's the thought that counts.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
We all know that, not the thought that counts. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
It's the gift? Are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I guess we got to do that, right, Okay, let's
let's go first, Lord, go first.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Who's is this from?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I don't know. The brown bag is uh. I just
picked that up from a man on Craigslist this morning
on my drive.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
Oh my god, are these? Oh okay? So the beef
water gave me sour gummy worms, which yes, I will
be probably eating those.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Those have to stay here over Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Trying to save you to plaid pantry when your hammerd C.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
No, you're that's you're brilliant. That's oh wow. A tarot
deck yeah, uh yeah, this is pretty cool. This is
this will be my third one.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
I like that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
These illustrations are cool.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
There an antique store there's a thousand tarot card. Now,
I don't know what's worthwhile or not.

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
None of them really works, to be fair, You're not
supposed to give tarot cards as a gift because you're
supposed to choose your own. So this might come with
bad juju, but I'm directing it all towards you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I also read that, and that's why I bought them
for it. Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
The Alistair Crowley, mister crow all Right.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
Told me that he got you that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I was like, oh, that's a good gift. She just
made fun of it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
To make fun of it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
I'm gonna say anticipated this has a crow on it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
It does, and it's a pro journal with weird paper,
and you have a weird fascination with weird paper.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
So congratulations paper and cruise.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
You know what, one of my New Year's resolutions for
next year is to journal every day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
So I had idea. I thought that would just end
up on a shelf and never seen again.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
Well it might.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
We'll just stick with Laura. Okay, here's your Christmas game you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Oh it's cute.

Speaker 8 (01:08:48):
It is a double chew guard toy. I guess for
me because he sees my chompers and he's like, you
are You're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
It's clearly a dog toy. Oh there's more.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Okay, where there is a dog bed and a dog toy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
And I'm also paying for the deposit for your dog
in January.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Oh my gosh, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
You're getting a dog, just a deposits.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
I don't even have a dog picked down.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
We've just I know you're gonna get a medium a
small one. So I got a medium to small bed.
I got a medium of small, and I've already I've
already reached out to them, and it's all you're gonna,
you know, send me take care of your getting a dog,
and Casey gets to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
Pick the.

Speaker 8 (01:09:33):
Wrong answer.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
I already formulated a plan last night on the phone,
and that's just how it's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Man, that's that's that's too much.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Tanner and I are going haves and haves, but I'm
not paying any money for I'm gonna let him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Pay for all.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
This means you have to be the godfather.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Then I'm fine with that, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
And then you have to watch the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
When I got to That's fine, no problem.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
Literally, thought you were going to like pull.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Out a dog for you ready, No, I know you're
gonna because you have to pick the dog. So yeah,
but I did. It's just got you some essentials, thank you.
Uh and you know, I know you're gonna get one
soon and so this is just pushing you in that direction.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
Thank you. That is honestly, that's so thought you actually
like it? Yes, okay, yeah, Well what else are you
going to say?

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Well, you know, she'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
She just told you you're your frad I hope this
comes with a gift receipt.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
Just kidding. Okay, who's next?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Tanner? Go ahead? Okay, Okay, Is this all me? Uh yeah,
I'll open the one from Laura first. Do I open
the card?

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Open the card first, that's the rule.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
The card is thick. They bring you some money in there,
there's not it is thick card. Oh sweet, says Tanner.
Don't say I never gave you an miss an x
misus card. Cheers to a great twenty twenty six. And
then she gave me a Heisenberg air freshener. But it's

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Heisenberg dressed as Jesus. Oh Jesus. I hope it smells fantastic. Yeah,
it better all right, thank you Laura. And then the
actual presence.

Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
Yes, which is whether ridiculousness comes in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
That's rad. It's a Heisenberg like wood. It's like wood,
but it's Heisenberg's head. That's awesome because I'm a huge breaking.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Back local artist does those.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
This is great.

Speaker 8 (01:11:18):
So there's another thing in there too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Oh that glaze on that thing is awesome. And this
is a magic brush.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
It's for Cooper's hair.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Oh sweet, and he is dropping hair right now like mad.

Speaker 8 (01:11:29):
This is I got one for my cats too, So
it works all right, perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Or you can work a little magic on your own hair.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
All right, I'm opening Casey's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Oh hell yeah, bro, you guys that the pink pack.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It's original, but it's a giant, family sized bag of
starbirs because I love Starburs.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
So I almost got the pink ones, but I couldn't
remember if you liked or disliked it, and I just said,
all right, you're getting all of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Them, pink and red or my favor alright, I usually
get the favorites.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
I thought you both needed a giant sack of candy
because you're it's and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
We got a book is our children? Is this a
self help book like your disaster? Get it Together?

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Oh this is great. It's the h I haven't purchased
this yet. This is the book is called Future Boy
by Michael J. Fox.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Yeah, it's all back to the future, little ins and outs.
I know you appreciate that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Back to the future and my journey through the space
time continue. There you go, And you've got a couple of.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
The little uhkets.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
And then he gave me the Green Ranger, your favorite.
I'm just being exposed as a huge dork right now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
I got all stuff that you've said publicly already, so
there's no surprises here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
I appreciate you man, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
And then there's one There should be one more thing
in there. And then keep an eye on your inbox
because you'll have a gift card from Vans coming.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
You're doing too much, bro, I know. By the way,
Oh you got me some affron.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
I need this now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
You don't have to spaz out about where one is.
Keep one with you, keep one somewhere else.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
No, you're enabling his affron addiction.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I need to stop. I've been stuffy this week. It's
been all right. We have gifts for you, kse, and
then we gotta get out of here. Okay, cool. Let's
let me tell you real fast. Though you're impossible to
shop for, I feel the same way about you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
I also feel the same way about both of.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
You, cause you're so impossible to shop for that someone
you know, that someone very close to you and sent
me a message on on instant one of the sites,
and and says, do you have any idea what to
get him? I have no idea. And this is someone
that you know very well. Yeah, well this is how
it is. How do people who know you well don't
even know it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Because I don't want people to get me stuff, so
you just roll that way.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
You get stuff anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
So uh, Laura, let me just finish because I want
to give you mine first, because it goes to like,
I don't know what to get you, So I just
got you a big old giant back of coal. Fantastic
because I know you love to it's it's it's obviously
and everybody needs coal for go ahead. Oh oh yeah,
And the reason I'm giving you that is because check

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your email box. You're gonna be getting another butcher's box.
Oh well, you're a magnet with a bunch of meats
New York Extreme have my meat sweats, so much meat,
so much meat. You are an incredible man like that.
So lord got here.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
I've got an air freshener from Amba Music inside the
beefy Merry Christmas Cheers to an excellent twenty twenty six
Christmas card, which I will get out of the way
of our dripping ceiling.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Oh yes, we have a leak in the studio.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
Most important, And then you bought a ruined one of
my What do I give that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
What this was about?

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
It was the most random question I'm like, what does
she ask me about?

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
So she got me pee wee herman in the same form. Yeah,
the cardboard or whatever, cardboard. That's a great little decoration.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Yeah, so there you go. And then I gave you
a duplicate of something you already have.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
But okay, well, thank you, thank you for all of it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
You guys are great. I love getting to work with
you all every day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah, I love you. I love you, bro. And it's
been a crazy year obviously for the show that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Ever, and it's not over yet, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Yeah, but I hope you all enjoy your Christmas and
some downtime and all of that, and we come back
rip rare and to go in the new year. And
to everybody out there listening, man, thank you it's been
it's been incredible. We love you, and I hope that
next year is a strong one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Let's go to this this this Michael, Michael, you got
you got fifteen seconds?

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
Oh yes, it's it's a circular reason.

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
Guy, just showing my name.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Best friend this morning.

Speaker 9 (01:15:23):
She's very shy. That's all I could get out of her.
All right, So we'll be looking forward to your best
of the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Thank you, Thank you with iHeart when I get back
to Vegas in January.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Appreciate you much, appreciate it. You too, downold the app
if you don't have it, just like this dude, I
don't know what he said the first half of that
college I heard, I heard you on that part. All right, man,
have a good Christmas, all.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Right, Okay, bye bye, you too or whatever you know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
All Right, that's it, you guys. We're done. Merry Christmas, everybody,
Happy Holidays, however you say it. We will see you
next year. We've got all new segments coming on, new
features coming, a lot of thing things happened in a
new year, and your chance at one thousand dollars. When
we come back, we're gonna announce our bacon at our
next Bacon and Beer party.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
We're very excited for twenty twenty six. So we'll see that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Thanks for listening to that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
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