TL&C Full Show for Thursday - Hey, Old Timer!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here to adjust your piss poor morning attitude.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tanner, Laura and Casey. Morning's on one oh five nine
the Brew.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is Thursday, September twenty fifth, twenty twenty five Tanner,
Laura and Casey. We are live. Hey, oh boy, I
got a lot going on today, man, so much happening.
I got my family from Texas flying in. Oh oh
do I got I gotta turn I thought I turned
your mic on, Laurens. Yeah, now it's on a lot

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of buttons there.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yes, yeah, sor.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I got my my ninety three year old grandmother, me
me flying in, my two aunts and my cousin, and
they're all staying at my house. And so I've been
deep cleaning all week.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Whoa, I did you get all stocked up on tapioca,
the tapioca toilet paper, washed all the towels yesterday.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Good.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's gonna be nice because the house will be cleaned
for a little bit, right, Yeah, just deep cleaning everything
like I'm I'm going on onto the ground and like
pulling the hair out the dog hair that's in between, know,
like the hair that get stuck between the carpet and
the wall. Yeah, right at the baseboard.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Uh, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
If you don't get in there, it'll get all.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Are you doing it by hand?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah? Wow, because I don't have a tool, So I'm
just get my little.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Finger, toothbrush and a shop that you're getting it all
out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I just I'm just pulling it out with my finger
and I get a little little carpet burned. But man,
it's look looking nice.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hopefully my family would be impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's an undertaking having a company come into town too,
when they're staying at your place like it's a it's
an undertaking.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Stay in the hotel, it's just stressing.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You've got so much to do to get your place
tuned up and ready to go because you want to
step out on the right foot.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
And I'm sleeping in the guest room for the next
couple of nights.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So yeah, I was going to say, do you even
have enough beds?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I know you have, I know you have room.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, I got, I got, I got I got the space.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah. Nobody loves an air mattress more than a ninety
four year old woman. Yeah, I'll just throw my grandmother
on that.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
And I'm actually giving my grandmother the bed my bed.
So I'll sleep on the couch or or whatever the guests, but.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
She's going to lay down in that bed and she's
just going to be overcome with sin. You realize this, right,
like your bed is just im permeated with sin and
your Grandma's going to get passed on to it.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
That's true. All the things that you've done on that Matt,
You're you're.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
A lot about the sheets. It's in the soul of
that match, Mimi.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Don't ask what's going on in here. Just here's a pillow,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
But it should be one of these burns on my back.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm excited to have my family in the house and
you know, to see my mom and everything. It's just
deep cleaning is it's just a lot of work.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
It's a lot of work, right, all of those vanilla candles.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I actually bought a new one.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I was scrubbing the tub yesterday and it's just kind
of you realize, like I've been standing in this when
you start scrubbing your tub, Well.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm jealous. You got to coming into town. I missed
my Grandma's terribly, So enjoy your time, man, It's gonna
be a great thing. It's always nice to have family.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And when your when's your fam your grandmother's passed away?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Casey, uh my, my last grandma passed away a couple
of years ago. At this point right now, I mean,
I guess it's moving closer to three. Like it's crazy
that it's been so fast. But yeah, I'm just I
would give anything.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're really close to her.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I miss him. I had good grandmas.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah. Are you gonna cry?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I just no.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
I think I see it here because I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm not trying to like make you sad.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I genuinely, I genuinely have jealousy of that. That's
good and be grateful that you're, I mean, as old
as you are and you still have a grandma.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm gonna hear her stories today. Old man, we're gonna
go to ihop I think, and to all the old
person thing.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Make sure you use a goopon because they will be
very frustrated with you if you don't use your money
to the best of your abilities.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, coming up later on today, maybe you want to
take one of your family members to go see John
Mullaney and Fred Armisen at the moot A Center Under
year zero.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Grandma would love that.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, my grandmother, she wouldn't hear a thing. Yeah, And
I don't know what they're saying, but I'm having a
great time. Tickets tomorrow today coming up at seven point
thirty this morning, and of course it's Thursday, so Casey
will get us another edition of not necessarily the News
at nine point thirty. Let's do this story. It's time

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to go around the room and sure, we think the
biggest stories of the day are, Laura, you want to
kick it off?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Kcbfterbay informed me that he spent sixty five dollars filling
up his gas tank the other day, which I don't
really understand, because gas prices in Oregon are supposedly trending
down now that the Olympic Pipeline is back in operation.
The pipeline transports gas from refineries in Washington State to Portland.

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It went down early in September and that caused a
pretty tight supply and higher prices. But Triple A reports
that Oregon's average price dropped six cents to four dollars
and twenty three cents a gallon, So crazy, insane, considering
the national average is three dollars and seventeen cents a gallon.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
When you don't drive a big truck, it shouldn't be
sixty bucks to fill your veha.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah, all there is.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I spent sixty seven dollars to fill up my four
Runner the other day. Sixty seven bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
So how is how is my sedan the same price
as your suv? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Did you have a bigger gas tank?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think I got ripped off.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I was just at a gas station that was still
obviously selling the expensive gas from a couple of weeks ago,
so they haven't gotten a new discount of gas.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Show.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
So I think that was a problem, just a misunderstanding.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I think the big story of today is Jimmy Kimmel's
return to late night to seeing a major boost and ratings. Man,
he got a massive increase. Tuesday's episode of Jimmy Kimmel
returned to six point three million viewers. It's the most
watched regularly scheduled episode ever. The number also is an
over three hundred and forty percent increase from the previous

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season's average of just over a million viewers.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Wow, that's pretty that's pretty impressive. I mean there's been
a lot of been a lot of buzz around that
whole situation, so it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, Kimmel's return monologue has been viewed roughly twenty million
times across social media.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I think he broke his own record on YouTube. Yeah,
I'm media impressive.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Obviously a bump in the road for him, But I mean,
on the back side of it, probably not the worst
thing that could have happened to you, right.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Not, It all worked out. It all worked out for kim.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
We survived the storm and here we are.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
But then Disney Plus raised their price, you know, and
we mentioned yesterday, and uh, I feel like it's just
getting back at the people who canceled, like, oh, you're
going to cancel us and then just try to come back.
It'll be paying three dollars more pal seriously, terrible exting.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
What do you got, Casey, Well, I've found out that
a new supergroup has formed and they've already got a
tour in an upcoming single announced. So say hello to.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Howl Owl Howel.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Who's in this big old super group owl Owl Howel? Okay, yeah,
maybe the worst band name ever created, But we don't
know this yet. So who isn't there? Darius Rucker from
Hoody and the Blowfish, Mike Mills from RAM and Steve
Gorman from the Black Crows. They're hitting the road with
their first single, Mike Cologne. So yeah, they're going on

(06:58):
tour on November third. My cologne, Yeah, my cologne from
howel owl Howe. I feel like I'm back in nineteen
sixty three.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know, I saw speaking of supergroups the other day.
I think I saw a post. It was with Sammy Hagar,
Chad Kroger of Nickelback, Tommy Lee of Motley Crue, and
they were gonna they're joining us. Yeah, they're starting a
supergroup too. Oh, I should create the greatest dad rock
band of all time.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I saw that and I was like, this can't be real,
but that would be great if it was.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, I think it is, you know, I mean why not?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
And how is that dad rock?

Speaker 7 (07:28):
I get?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I mean, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Dad rock has a sound to it, and it's that
I thank you, you know.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Ninety one nine seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
If you got something to say, download the app, hit
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studio coming up but a little over now, or tickets
to go see comedian John Mulaney and Fred Armison on
New Year's Eve at the Modus Center YEP. Also coming
up in a few minutes, Charlie Sheen talks about sleeping
with a lot of ladies. How many women has Charlie

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Sheen slept with?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Oh, I don't think I want to know. Oh, I
think it's more than dozens beefwater.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, we'll tell you. Coming up here just a bit,
but first, another edition of the Dumbass of the Day.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You're a dumbass.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Actually, this one's pretty gross. Oh, this one's pretty gross.
Donald Harper Junior. He's thirty five years old of South Carolina.
He's received fifteen additional years in prison after pleading guilty
to throwing bodily fluids at a correctional officer at the
prison he was staying in. Oh No, court records show

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that Harper threw a cup of diarrhea directly and the
officer's face.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's ten times worse than I thought the story was
gonna it's it was, it's you know.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
He threw it in the officer's face, striking his mouth
and his eyes with the diarrhea. The officer required immediate
to medical treatment and ongoing monitoring for potential infectious diseases
is he's exposure. Harper's very projected release date changed from
twenty thirty six to twenty fifty one because of this incident.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Rightly, so, you know what, you want to be an
animal live in your cage.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
He was previously convicted of voluntary manslaughter in twenty fifteen
for killing a professor. He actually got twenty four years
for that.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Well, you know, that's fine. He's a murderer and he's disgusting,
so I'll just keep him in there.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I guess they're god. I heard on an interview it
was like a documentary or something where they call him
doodoo glocks because that's his thing, a doodoo glock, where
it's like, that's your only weapon is you just use
your feces. And so he'll put it in a cup
or I guess sometimes even their hands, and they'll throw
it at people and that's like their only way to

(09:50):
you know, stick it to the man.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I guess, Matt, well, literally, yeah, it kind of makes
the man want to go, hey, guys, guess what day
it is. It's taser Tuesday, Right.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
You know what data is my last day on the job.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
If somebody's through diary in my face, I'm never coming back, right,
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
But I mean, now that you say that, it kind
of makes you wonder how that's not more prevalent happens.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
It happens all the time.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Way more than what you think.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
I sure thought about it.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
But go watch any of those prison documentaries and you'll
hear him talking about it, and sometimes you'll see it
like it was that show. It was like on MSNBC.
I think it was called a Locked Up or something.
There's some show. There was some show where they just
showed inmates and they would I remember one time they
showed the aftermath. They didn't catch the guy throwing the dodo,
but they looked at they could see all the dodo
on the ground.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
It was very like, what do you what do you
think is going to happen when you do something like that?
Did he think it was just going to go unpunished?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't think they think that.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I mean, I think you're so deep it doesn't matter
right like that, fifteen years for that guy, he's not
getting out any time soon.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
So yeah, but I mean at twenty thirty six lock
closer than twenty whatever fifty.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Years, it's just so gnarly, like, all right, boys, time
to wake up. God, it's in my mouth, dude, it's
in my eyes.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Imagine that. Okay, so you feel it hit you, and
then you got like to Mississippi where you register what happened,
and then I.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Don't no, I don't even think it's too Mississippi, but
I probably smell it right away.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Imagine the overwhelming feeling you would have when you realized
what just happened, Like you would be grossed out throwing up, and.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Thing's gonna be overwhelming. Oh my god, it's gonna be
the smell more than likely, bro terrible. Don't throw diarrhea
at correction.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Don't throw diarrhea at anybody, right.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
That would make you the dumb message. My god, that's
that's what the officer did, and then he threw up
all over himself. Yeah is our McLaughlin Chevrolet text line.
This is a study from Liverpool John Moore's University. It

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suggests that your morning urine color could predict stress responses.
So what color was your stream?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
This morning for down's, I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Now, I'm right in mid range. I feel like I
drink more water than I ever have in my life,
So I think I'm doing okay.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
What a good trajectory.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Researchers found adults with darker, more concentrated urine showed stronger
cortisol reactions during stressful tasks than well hydrated participants. Cortisol
is the body's main stress hormone. The study involved thirty
two healthy adults aged eighteen to twenty five who completed

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a simulated job interview with public speaking in math. While
anxiety and heart rates rose rose equally for all, cortisol
levels stayed elevated up to thirty minutes in those with
darker urine.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Interesting, I mean, but so it shouldn't look like sun tea.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
It should not, and it should be clear right like well,
I mean in the morning though, is probably when you're
least hydrated, so it would make sense that it's a
little darker than you.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Mine, mine is a little uh, a little muddy this morning.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
I can muddy. I can always. I can always tell,
like like a night or the morning after a night
of drinking, I'm always like, oh God, what have I done.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
You know what's weird is after I eat KFC, I
can smell it in my pea.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I mean, I don't know what it is, but I
can smell KFC.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I can smell that in like asparagus. Like they say
you can smell a.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Sparag asparagus doesn't go asparagus peas not great.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, it's bad. That's bad too. But go have yourself
some popcorn chicken. You see what it smells like tonight.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
It just smell like a nine piece in here.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, that's that's that's that's me. But I drink. I've
been drinking a lot of water and a lot of
also Gatorade zero. I love that stuff, and I want
to get my pea as clear as possible. So it's
like a goal of mine every day, especial lately since
this is the weight loss thing. Might pe clear nice
and clear?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
That's a good goal.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Water clear, yeah, nice stream, nice strong stream, healthy n
healthy stream and nice clear stream. So that's that's my goal.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
What do we talk like this entire segment?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
This is this is the toilet break.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Get it out of the way early.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Just trying to make sure that people are aware of
what's going on. Yeah, people are throwing diarrhea, and you
need to have a strong stream. Those are the two
things that.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Are important to the takeaways from this morning.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
This is what we're here for.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Coming up in a little bit, tickets to see John
Laney and Fred Armiston. Hang on, all right, how many
how many women has Charlie Sheen slept with?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
How many ladies has Charlie Sheen stepped with?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Well over, I'm going to say, oh my god, I'm
going to say fifty.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, I'm going to take a walk on the wild side.
Go nine hundred, nine hundred. You guys, You guys are
so far off.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
It's more than that.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Well, according to Charlie Sheen, it's more than that now,
Charlie Sheen, I guess you you can't really know for
sure because the guy was spun out on drugs for
a long time.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
It's like, how does he even remember half of these encounters?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Especially when you hear the number, you're thinking, how there's
no way you can keep tabs on that. I mean,
I guess if you wrote down every single time you
hooked up with somebody, you have a very big binder.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
How cloud are these numbers when you're loaded on coke?

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, what I mean, are you're really keeping a strong
tab on the account?

Speaker 3 (15:28):
How many women are going?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't know that felt like what thirty seven last night?

Speaker 10 (15:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
How many women do you think Charlie Sheen slept with?
He was on Logan Paul's Impulsive podcast Impulsive Actually that's
what it's called sharing how his reckless lifestyle led to
encounters with forty seven thousand women.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Forty seven thousand, forty seven thousand, that's such a specific number.
But also I don't even if it had, Like, how
do you remember all of those? Right?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Here's Charlie Sheen on sleeping with forty seven thousand women.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
What do you think was the thing that you have
that made you say, you know what, I'm going to
have sex with forty seven thousand women. I'm gonna try
every drug, I'm gonna crash a plane, I'm gonna beat
Michael Jordan, I'm gonna do every single thing, and I'm
never gonna say no to any of it.

Speaker 12 (16:19):
When you put it like that, it's like somebody else's life.
It wasn't as compiled or as condensed as you just
laid it out.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
It was more about kind of he sounds clear headed,
he sounds sober, well, he's been sober for a while,
and I think.

Speaker 13 (16:35):
He actually looks pretty good considering all right, you know,
navigating encountering each each situation scenario as they presented themselves,
you know, and based on what the headspace was going into.

Speaker 12 (16:49):
It was kind of what that that drove I think
the result I was I was looking for. You know,
what's there's a line in the book. You know, anybody
know what the hell he's talking about that you can't
don't wear Hamburger pants on safari and not expect to

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be attacked by a lion, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, actual factual pants made of meat is what.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, I was thinking, like the Hamburgler pants.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Forty seven thousand people, There's no I'm assuming that's like it.
You know, I've been with that many people. It's probably
not that many people.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Do you think that Logan Paul was just like he's
thrown a number out there.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
No, I think he was. I think he was quoting
something that Charlie's already spoken about.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I think this is a an excerpt from the book.
So I think in the book he talks about sleeping
with for tens of thousands of women.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Well, I mean when he was really when he was
on one, when he was on two and a half,
man he was he had like two or three porn
stars living at his house with hi.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah he also got a touch of the HIV. Yeah yes, yeah,
Like he was definitely out there doing the dirty with
the dirty.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
And he also had to he was lucky to be alive.
Oh absolutely. But he also admit to having sex with men.
So is that in addition to the forty seven thousand
ord that's.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Thirty seven thirty seven thousand? May all right, little little last.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
I mean, you know, whatever you're into, Charlie, I can
you imagine sleeping with thirty or forty seven thousand people?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I don't even know how that's possible?

Speaker 7 (18:23):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Was it doctor j that also had that who who?

Speaker 5 (18:27):
What?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Basketball? There was a basketball player that had a super
high record count too, And I just it always to
me boiled down to time, Like how do you have
that much time in a day to accomplish said numbers?

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Well, you've there's got to be like some group activities, sure, right,
you know what I mean, So you can like knock
out a few at once. I don't know, knock out
of fuel one. That's the only way I can figure.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
And then probably like maybe some you know, uh morning,
some morning sex, afternoon, delight, do it again in the evening, right,
I mean, so people have a healthy appetite, you know,
when you're in.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Throws of a coke fuel bender. I'm sure it probably
just never stops, right, Like, it's not just once in
the morning or midday, like, it's probably just part of
the day, all day long.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
What's your name again?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
What are you doing going out on the town. You're
probably not leaving whatever house you're at for three or
four days.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Right.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
He's lived quite a life, that, Charlie Sheen. You know
what I want to see. I want to see movies
about these actors, you know who have crazy stories. I
want to see a movie about Charlie Sheen's insane life.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Well, I did start watching the documentary. He's on his
comeback tour, I guess right now, But the documentary is
pretty good. I'd start there a bit. A biopic would
be really interesting, for sure.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
How many people have you been in with case? You've
been with forty seven thousand women?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh no, I mean probably three thousand tops.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Come on, I mean that's still pretty good.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I was trying to think of my number, and I honestly,
I don't know, but it's not high. It's not high.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Its says, I don't know, but it's not because I'm
twenty three.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
And I'm old.

Speaker 9 (19:56):
I forget, but I don't think it's very high. Like well,
I mean I just saw I could probably figure it
out if I sat down. Yeah, if you compiled all
the names, it's just kind of depressing. But I feel
like the like the acceptable number, you're probably higher than that.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I called the list of four names of sadness, the.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Four Names of Sadness.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Four names. That's my list, four to five, four to six.
I'm not really sure.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Is there an acceptable number, Laura?

Speaker 5 (20:25):
I mean I think not for me, Like I don't
have a number in mind. But I say, well, because
I read something recently where it was like, this is
the number that partners, like people you're dating, are comfortable with,
and that.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
You so like, if what's the number I don't remember
what it was, if a guy came up to you
and said, I've been with so and so, what's the
number that's going to make you go oh, red flag
one hundred people, fifty people.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
I don't know, that's a good question. I guess it
depends on the person too.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Like you could be a former porn Starck.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Well, I don't think i'd really, I don't think i'd
probably date a former porn starck. Can't say for sure,
but yeah, I don't know. That's I prefer not to
talk about exactly. Like it's like, I'm not going to
be asking for your number, and I would prefer that
you don't ask for mine either.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Rights we don't ask. We had lives before each other.
Let's just not discuss that this is our life now.
There's no point in doing It doesn't matter. It does
not matter.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I couldn't agree more. It doesn't change anything one way
or another, and it probably is only going to ruin
your time at the Longhorn.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Steakhouse, and Longhorn is a nice place.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Ninety seven Summer Gloughlin Cheverley text line. We've got what's
trending coming up, and we want to know this morning.
We want to know this morning if there's something that
your partner does, speaking of sexy time, something that your
partner does that makes them unattractive.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Oh, because I'm sure everyone has those.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that coming up next. Thing
on Portland's Rock Station one of five nine the Brew
It's Tanner, Laura and Casey. So in the last segment
we were talking about Charlie Sheen, who in his new
books that he slept with forty seven thousand women in
his lifetime, and we were trying to figure that out, like,
how's that even possible?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
It's mathematically, it's a challenge unless you're just throwing him
down by the bus load.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Unless anyone thinks that our listeners aren't smart, they are.
They actually did the math for us and a bunch
of people send the messages in this text comes to
us from forty two ninety three. It says forty seven
thousand women. If that was one a day, it would
take one hundred and twenty eight point seven seven years.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, wow. So back to Laura's point, though, he's pig pilon,
so he can bring that, bring that down to a
realistic life. So like he's with group sex and so
that's the only way to do it.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Sixty five eighty four says if he really started having relations,
let's say, when he turned to twenty one after Platoon
until now, he would have to sleep with three to
four people per day, every single day the rest of
his life to reach that novel.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
He's knocking that out by lunch.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh, come on, ninety four to fourteen, says Laura. There's
a long whole inn Airway Heights.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
I actually looked that up. There's not okay, but there's
probably something similar to a longhorn in Airway Heights next
to the Northern Quest Casino.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Forty one fifty eight said if you did one person
per day, it would take one hundred and twenty eight years.
Forty this this Texas Charlie Sheen would have to do. Okay,
that's just pretty much the same thing. So yeah, it's impossible.
It sounds like to me they.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Set number is probably exaggerated.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, this guy's been on hold for a few minutes.
It's Tanner laur In Casey. Good morning, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
How we doing, brit Grow what up?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Be couzed?

Speaker 7 (23:36):
Hey you guys, conversation a second ago about numbers and
stuff like that. You know, Charlie's a little out there,
but we all know that I'm trying to make it
that you're a guy in the double digit's is probably
a good.

Speaker 14 (23:48):
Day for the experience, and then don't really matter, like
Casey said, and he all said, the ladies, you know,
just leave it out, leave it to themselves, don't ruin
the night. I just want to give a shout out
to my boy at bat or have a good day.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, thanks, you too appreciate. But what do you
say to that, Laura like, it's good to have at
least some double digits for a guy, so you have
some experience.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I wouldn't even say it's like good. You know, it's
not good or bad. I'm not like, all right, well
you got to get at least ten, so I know
you know what you're doing, because you could have sex
with one hundred women and still have no clue.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Exactly what You are huge to be really hot, but
have no idea how to use it. Yes, where I'm at,
more of your calls and texts coming up in just
a few minutes. Actually coming up next. We want to
know what's something that your partner does that makes them
less attractive to you. You still love them, you didn't
break up or anything. It's just you saw that and
you went, what is that thing? Because there is something

(24:42):
specific that actually makes people less attractive to their partners.
And I'll tell you what that is. Coming up right
after nine inch Nails. We are commercial free on the Brew,
Portland's rock station, one of five nine the Brew. It's
Tan Or Laura and Casey. So in the last segment
we were talking about Charlie Sheen, who in his new
book claims that he's up with forty seven thousand women
in his lifetime, and we were trying to figure that out, like,

(25:05):
how's that even possible?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's mathematically, it's a challenge unless you're just throwing him
down by the bus load.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Unless anyone thinks that our listeners aren't smart, they are.
They actually did the math for us and a bunch
of people send the messages in this text comes to
us from forty two ninety three. It says forty seven
thousand women. If that was one a day, it would
take one hundred and twenty eight point seven seven years.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Okay, So back to Laura's point, though, he's pig pil
and so he can bring that, bring that down to
a realistic life, so like he's with group sex and
so that's the only way to do it.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Sixty five eighty four says, if he really started having relations,
let's say when he turned to twenty one after Platoon
until now, he would have to sleep with three to
four people per day, every single day the rest of
his life to reach that novel.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
He's knocking that out by lunch.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Oh, come on.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Ninety four to fourteen, says Laura. There's a long horn
and airway heights.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
I actually looked that up. There's not okay, but there's
probably something similar to a longhorn in Airway Heights next
to the Northern Quest Casino.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Forty one to fifty eight said, if you did one
person per day, it would take one hundred and twenty
eight years. Forty this this Texas Charlie Sheen would have
to do. Okay, that's just pretty much the same thing.
So yeah, it's impossible. It sounds like to me, this guy.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
That number is probably exaggerated.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, this guy's been on hold for a few minutes.
It's Tanner laur In Casey, good morning, Hey.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Good morning, how we doing?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Grow what up?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Cauz?

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Hey listen, you guys, conversation a second ago about numbers
and stuff like that. You know, Charlie's a little out there,
but we all know that I'm trying to make it
that you're a guy in the double digits is probably
a good day for the experience.

Speaker 14 (26:49):
And then don't really matter, like Casey said, and he
all said, the ladies, you know, just leave it out,
leave it to themselves, don't ruin the night. I just
want a shout out to my boy Pat or have
a good day.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
All right, thanks, you too appreciate. But what do you
say to that, Lauriae like, it's good to have at
least some double digits for a guy, so you have
some experience.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I wouldn't even say it's like good. You know it's
not good or bad. I'm not like, all right, well
you got to get at least ten, so I know
you know what you're doing, because you could have sex
with one hundred women and still have no clue.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Exactly what you are huge to be really hot, but
have no idea how to use it. Yes, where I'm at,
more of your calls and texts coming up in just
a few minutes. Actually coming up next. We want to
know what's something that your partner does that makes them
less attractive to you. You still love them, you needn't
break up or anything. It's just you saw that and
you went, what is that thing? Because there is something

(27:42):
specific that actually makes people less attractive to their partners.
And I'll tell you what that is. Coming up right
after nine inch Nails. We are commercial free on the Brew.
Nine eight one ninety seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
We want to know this morning, what's something that your
partner does that makes them less attractive to you? Still
love them, of course you're not breaking up, but when

(28:02):
you see him do it, you're just kind of like,
h I don't like that. This new survey's found that
a third of Americans admit a partner's messiness makes them
less attractive. A partner's messiness. So if you've got a
partner that you know, a husband or a wife that
maybe just leaves a trail of debris behind him everywhere
they go. There socks, you know, in the on the

(28:23):
bathroom floor. Yeah, you know, maybe maybe that just drives
you absolutely crazy, makes them less attractive even though you
don't well to break up.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I feel like messiness lends to like disrespect, you know
what I mean exactly? You don't you don't give a
care about the household. You think somebody else is going
to come and clean up after that just spools off
more problem Yeah, so that's just yeah. And also it's
a huge sign of laziness. You know, I don't want
to be with this with the shlub. I love that either.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
And it and not necessarily in like a marriage, because
you know your partner better than this. But like in
a dating scenario, if you go over to a guy's
house or a girl's house for the first time and
their place is a.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Mess, yeah, oh man, in that situation. No, no, I
actually passed up. I was This is like twenty something
years ago, but I met this girl. We went out
one night, had a great time. She drove me home.
I don't remember exactly why that was, but I think
I was probably drinking, but she drove me home and
she wanted to come inside really bad, like coming into

(29:23):
the apartment. But I knew my apartment was a sty
It was so bad and I wanted her to come in.
But also I was so embarrassed that I just I
skipped out on it.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
That's maybe for the best, you think, Yeah, but did
you see her again?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
We did hang out again yet, and what did you
tell her?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
The reason was that she couldn't come in.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I think I told her I had a roommate, oh,
which was a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Look, but that's a well played card because there's not
really much to argue about there, and it.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Was like a studio apartment.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, he gets up super early, But.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Boy, I think about that all the time, especially when
I'm hard up. You're like, why did I go in there? Well,
why didn't she come in there with me?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
But yeah, it's maybe she would have turned around and
left right away after she saw your place.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
That's true, a good move.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I could see this happening on the other side of
the coin as well. I have heard that ladies are
notoriously dirty at times, keeping places a little bit of
a pig sty. I mean, I certainly I've got a
teenage daughter at home that lives like she lives in
a bunker. And yeah, we assume that they are all
pretty all the time and put together all the time, but.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Nay is the case. Yeah, I really thought you were hot,
but then I saw your makeup crusted on the bathroom counter,
and yeah, now IM goes down.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Seriously.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
This says for thirty seven percent, their partner's messiness made
them feel less attractive to them, and sixty one percent
admit that clutter causes tension in the relationship. Clutter stresses
me out. I totally get it, especially when you're just
like you're frustrated, you're walking over stuff and it just
like raises the tension and you just want to snip
at each other.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, open a closet, hit on the head with the
bowling ball, flintstone.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Half of men say their partner is messy, but that
jumps to sixty two percent for women. When they're stressed
out about mess. Fifty nine percent of women and forty
seven percent of men clean it up themselves, even if
it's not their mess. Yeah, and then you do it
loudly so they hear it. Oh yeah, you're like, if
I'm gonna clean this up, I'm make you feel guilty
about it.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah. And I mean there are certain things, especially when
you have to ask repeatedly and they still don't do it.
Oh man, Yeah, you just keep moving down the attractiveness
scale when that starts happening.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah, Americans secretly wish their partner would throw away outdated
tech or tangled cables. Every guy's got a box of
tangled cables. I happen to have two of them.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
I was just thinking this morning how attractive good cord
management is. Yeah, like if I go over to somebody's
house and you don't see a cord inside, and you're
just like, Wow, this is so nice.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
You like my house man. I'm all about that cord management.
I buy actual items to make it perfectly.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Like the little velcro strap things.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, so many velcro straps, not just for cord minutes.
We've got some text messages coming in. We want to
know what's something that your partner does that makes them
less attractive to you. Nine sevens are McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
This one says she doesn't take a bath or shower
more than a couple times a week, and when she does,

(32:22):
she doesn't do anything with herself, just just sits around
the house in her sweatpants.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, I think, and this goes for both men and women.
You gotta put in a little bit of a net effort. Yeah,
it's it's nice to have lazy days, but it can't
be all the time.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Like one a week is fine. One lazy day week
where you're just in dirty sweatpants and you're eating chip
crumbs on your shirt.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Bum sounds like it's on the reverse though, she's got
one day a week where she puts it together.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, like Laura, every once in a while, I from
what I understand, you'll have like a lazy Sunday and
you'll just you described it once as you just pigging
out and you're like, I don't want anybody to see
me when I feed.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Oh yeah, it's usually late at night. Yeah, when I
do that, and I'm just sit alone on my couch thinking, man,
I'm so glad nobody's here to see this.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I've eaten cheeseburgers like David Hasselhoff on the floor. Oh god,
I'm so happy, nobody, We've all been there. This one
says over twenty years. Oh sorry, that was a something
about Charlie Sheen. This one says, my wife smokes, and
I'm not a fan of that. I hear you there.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
That's tough.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I dated a smoker for like three years, and when.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
You're a smoker, it's not so bad, but when you're
a non sense.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, I'm a non smoker, and it's just see and
I remember, like, you know, i'd kiss her and there
just be this tang, you know, and then I taste
it like, that's what I would taste in my mouth
for the rest of the night. I hate it. I
hated so much I got actually got It's on my
twenty first birthday. I got drunk and I was in

(33:53):
the back of a limousine and I kissed this girl
and her breath smelled like cigarettes. And I was so
hammered that I it may be dizzy, and I threw up.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I threw a that's some strong breath.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Driving down to a spin, bro. We were driving down
two o five and I rolled the window down to
the limousine and I puked and it just went all
down the side of driver.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Loved you.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Ye was so mad?

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Did you have to pay for that? You know?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
He did it for free from Yeah, And I remember
him saying, man, I did this for free, and you
puked over my car. I was so hammered. I'm like,
I'm sorry, bro A wax on wax saw it's the.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Twenty first birthday. What did you think was gonna happen?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. You can also shoot
us a talk back through our iHeartRadio app. We got
a couple of talkbacks coming in this morning.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
Hey brew crewe fat thor here. Tanner just heard you
had some family coming in. I got some family coming
in on Friday too. We should get the families together
and have a good time. We're actually going to Devil's
Point strip club by my house.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
This is Friday.

Speaker 15 (34:56):
So grab Grahadma on your mom and everybody. Let's head
down there and weird got out. Dan at captured skateboards.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
My My grandmother's ninety three years old.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Oh, be amazing. You should you should take her to
Devil's Point on a Sunday for stripper. Okie, is fact.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Thorne now using this show for communication with your friend?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
I think yeah, I think so, and I'm okay with it.
Actually we got more talk backs to the app.

Speaker 10 (35:21):
Morning Bird crew.

Speaker 16 (35:23):
Yeah, I have an ex. It was her cry face
during you know that time she'd reach her peak and
it looked like you kick her cat across the room.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
It was it was bad.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Oh oh, it was like a face. No, I'm trying
to her face way if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Her face later Okay, Yeah, he's just saying.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
That Tanner wouldn't know what that looks at her at
her peak pms.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Her cry face was just unt No.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I don't think that's what they're talking about.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
You guys, what is he talking about?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Is he talking about that?

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Maybe he's talking about that.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It sounded to me like she made a cry face
and a peak p MS. She made the worst cry face?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Was it because I took it? But it was something
else I need.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I'm a dumb guy.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
I need clarification.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Why else would she respond like somebody kicked her cat
across the room?

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I thought, I don't know if I can say this.
I thought it was her oh face, Oh, I thought
the other way because he went.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
And smart.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
A bad face is kind of off putting.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
That is like, yeah, I did too. Have you seen
like a guy make an O face and you're instantly
picked out?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Really? Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
You guys see your faces though.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
I mean, I'm actually self conscious of this and I
and it's not your like I make sure to not
do like a lowish face.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
It's unfair because it's not like you can necessarily control
it in the moment. I do need to know if
I'm correct about this though, So if you could leave
some another talk back and like, are you talking about
pmsing or the other thing? To know?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
My OL face usually is tears.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, like, what did the guy do that made you
grossed out by his own face?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
It's just you just have to be there.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I don't want to be there.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Well, I mean you gotta you just Ladies, back me
up on this. I can't. I can't explain it to you.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
I mean, but I'm very self conscious of it. But
I didn't realize that everything, like everything get judged at
the time.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Gott role and like I'm just like, who is this person?
You know? I was just like, oh my god, no,
I went out with a monster.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
This text, we want to know what's the what's the
thing that your partner does that makes them a little
less attractive to you? Most people say it's just being messy.
Text from nineteen ten says I love my wife eighteen
years together, but when she plucks her two chin hairs
in the.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Car, yeah, your old lady's coming out again.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I got one.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
His name is Spike.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
You do you have one?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
It's not there right now?

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
How often do you have to pluck it? Pluck Spike?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
It kind of depends. He's kind of been gone.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
For a while so he's not that gun. This one
from forty eight ninety four says, I've been with my
husband for twenty nine years, and my biggest frustration is
him not picking up after himself and not putting that
toilet seat down, especially when his mom is visiting. Yeah,
but I gotta be honest. There's a comedian or somebody
who said, we don't like to touch the toilet seat

(38:44):
either us guys, So you're down, okay, But if we
were not going to pee on the seat, that's it,
that's rude. But if we if we we already picked
the toilet seat up once to lift it, all right,
maybe you can put it down yourself.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Because we can't pee with the toilet seat up, you
pe with.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Down, And then I can't pee with the toilet seed
down because you're gonna sit on it. You're gonna sit
on it, and I'm not rude.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
So then use a little toilet paper, if you sprinkle
and clean the steam.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
No, you're a big girl. You can pick the thing
up yourself.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Well, what do you think weird thinking your.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Pie splatter is on the back of the seat, So
you should be the one who is putting it up
and putting it down crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I think it's just it's just like if you're handling
that cleaning, there wouldn't be nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Like you're an adult, you can touch the toilet seats
for you.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
I'm not the one who needs it up.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
So seriously, when did it become like the you get
the rule? Like why why is it that we're not
saying you just lift the seat up every time? You
know what I mean? Like, why is it our job
to put it down? Why isn't your job to lift
it up?

Speaker 5 (39:50):
I mean, I guess that's a good question.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Why why do we have to leave it? Because I
feel like you do things seated and standing up.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
So and also its psyched explosion.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
It's the toilet seat up is gross. It just looks gross.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
So I think that's probably why.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Your facial expressions today are off the chart. I'm just
saying super happy with that.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
We shouldn't have to touch it eye, you know, we
shouldn't have to double up.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
It's not even I want that toilet seat down and
like the cover like Souley, I don't want to be
able to see inside the toilet when I walk I've
heard people with.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
This exact same philosophy, that the lid should always be
closed and only opened when you're using the toilet.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
We got we got some topic messages coming in on
a McLoughlin or sorry, I heart radio app. Uh send
us one any time. Just download the app for it
yourself on It's free. What's something your partner does that
makes them less attractive to you?

Speaker 16 (40:49):
Yeah, Laura, you're right, Uh her own face. You guys
need to pay more attention to your ladies.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Come on now, I guess so, I know, I guess
I've never seen my lady's face. What's that about.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Googling what is face?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
We got more talk backs of the app Morning Broke Crew.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Well, I don't think an O face should be that bad.

Speaker 14 (41:15):
At least something good was happening regardless.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
But I'll tell you what isn't good. It's called the
straight faced orgasm.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Doesn't look like anyone had any fun?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Is that a thing? Oh yeah, oh yeah, you're just
dead faced?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Oh man, a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'm just gonna head out and watch mash.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
All right, someone's on the phone here, it's Tanner, Laura
and Casey.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Good morning, Hey, good morning, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
It's it's all of us, my friend.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Oh, hey, guys, hey, I just wanted to chime in
and let y'all know that Laura is correct on the
toilet it is.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Why wouldn't you. You're a trader. You're a trader, tall men?
Why should I have to double up on it? Why
I have to double up on it? There, they're adults,
they're grown women, and they can touch the toilet seed too.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Are we not adults?

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Are we not grown men? Can we not touch the
seat too? Can we not use sanitizing white and clean
up after ourselves so nobody has to reach it.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I'm not saying that you shouldn't, like you know, of
course you should do all those things, but like if
you don't, if you forget you're a big girl, or
you know, I.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Mean, I'll put it down. I'm not gonna call you
in and be like I put down the toil is it?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Like?

Speaker 5 (42:28):
I'll do it, But you should be the one doing it.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Why?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Because your pee is on the toilet seat, so you
need to put it down.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
This is why I hang an oven mit next to
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I think it's I think it's nuts. I feel like
you know everyone should just take care of themselves in the.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Middle of the night. Have you ever gone to the
bathroom and sat fully in the toilet because somebody left
the toilet seed? Well, it's not funk, Okay, that is
your fault, for it's dark.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You always have to look at the toilet seat before
you sit down.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
It's a matter of respect.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I hear you, and I understand that it's a matter
of respect, But also it's a matter of just being
an adult, right, Like, it's just like I can't right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
Exactly, if you can lift the thing to go to
the bathroom, you can set the silly thing back down.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Well, why should we have to do it twice? Why
is it just just custom that we do it automatically.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
You're the one who lifted it up, Well, then you.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Can put it down though. Yeah, how hard is it
for you to just go think.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
It's not a yeah? No, that's my question to you. Exactly,
it's not hard.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I already did it once to put it up. I
already did it. Wants to put it up?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
And is it that much of a hassle?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Is it that much of a hassle for you to
do it? I mean, you're saying the same.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
But yeah, but I gotta get my fingers dirty with
your urine.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
No, you don't.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
I never do that.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I never do that. But what if I am at
your house, I'm peeing all over your floor just out
of principle.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Well you're cleaning it up, all right, dude.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Thanks for not taking Hey, don't go away.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
I got a question.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (43:59):
I never received my oh my god, get off phone.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Called beef water off the air, you know.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Email me beefwater at one five nine in the brew
dot com let me know what. Tickets are probably hanging
out waiting for you to claim.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
You know, at least at least he contributed to did
he did appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I also enjoyed his mood, And you know, I'm I'm
sorry for being a hostile and hanging up on him,
But it's just reaction. Yeah, it triggered me. That's all
ninety one ven. That's our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. We
have a lot of talkback messages coming in and of course,
here in a few minutes tickets to go see comedian
John mulaney and Fred Armison. We want to know this morning,

(44:37):
what's something that your your wife or your husband does
that makes them less attractive to you?

Speaker 17 (44:42):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
You don't divorce them or anything. You don't break up
with them. You still love them.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
He tolerated.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
But yeah, just when you see it, you're just like
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You can also shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio,
Hey Brew crew.

Speaker 11 (44:57):
On the toilet seat thing, well, you know how we're
all about inclusive equality and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
So I do believe if I'm putting it down, you
should be putting it up.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
And if I put it up, then you should put
it down. I'm doing what I need to to not
make a mess.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
You should do something to make it so you don't
have a mess on your bottom.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, have a good day. Yeah, like if you fall
in the toilet, Laura, because that's your own fault. You
didn't check this.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
It's just when it's dark. But I mean, it's not
about equality or chivalry, it's about just being polite. It's
for the same reason you don't slam the door in
someone's face. You hold it open for them because it's
the nice thing to do.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
So, for the record, you feel like everything should be
dropped down after the use of the toilet.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Not just the seat, Yeah, the lid everything.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
So yeah, will you walk into the bathroom everything's closed
down when you leave there. Everything should be closed down,
nothing in between.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Ye, yes, because I do lift up the toilet seat
when I go pee, and then I put it down
when I'm done, and so I also.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Do that to that point. This one from thirty to
forty nine says you should be closing the toilet seat
before you flush the toilet. If not, the pee and
poop spores they spread in the air and land on everything,
including your toothbrush.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, I have a cap on my toothbrush because of that.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
This one says, are you kidding me? Do you not
all close the lid when you flush? Do you know
how germ filled your bathrooms?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Are?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Close the damn lid every time, and then there's no
fighting the flying poop particles. This one says from eighty
three hundred. My wife and I have an agreement. If
I have to put the toilet seat down, then she
needs to put the lid down as well. That's the
way the toilet is always covered.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
All right, let's go to is this Terry. Yeah, good morning, Terry.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Do worried?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Awesome call Terry, Thank you for that's what's going on?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Bear?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh boy, I'm just over here trying to get a
grand slam ordered.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
He's got his radio on in the background. You can
hear we have more talkbacks you are.

Speaker 17 (46:53):
At So it is unattractive, But it's an annoyance that
the girl that I date does. And what that is
is every time that I go to get pick her
up or you know we're gonna leave, I always gotta
wait extra time.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's like, man, I thought you said you was ready,
you ain't even ready.

Speaker 17 (47:14):
The guy like ten minutes he said you gotta do
this and that dude, come on now.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
This text says the thing that his wife does that
grosses him out makes her less attractive is that she
she chewing with her mouth open and she chews very loudly.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah that's that's a deal.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Got's a habit. You've got a break?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah right Yeah. My mom used to smack when she'd
eat and it would just make me insane.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I'm taking my food out to the car.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
Yeah ganggang uh yeah, some I'm unattractive that my partner
will do show Let him writ man, she does not
hold back, and sometimes it is too much.

Speaker 16 (47:59):
It's too much.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
So yeah, you know you don't want to go down
there when it's a battlefield going on. And Tanner Adam
Ray is playing at Revolution Hall, so I know you're
going to be into that.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
You know, Bing Bob, I want to see that show
for sure, for sure.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
But that's some uncle baby billy business there, you know
what I mean, Girl, Get in there, go watch that up.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
More of your calls than texts coming up in just
a few minutes. Also coming up next a pair of
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Looking for callers ten and eleven right now eight six, six,
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litt on the Brew, a few more texts and talkbacks
regarding the previous topic. It kind of spun off. It

(48:43):
first started as what's the thing that your partner does
it makes them less attractive to you? And then it's
spun off to the toilet seat debate, you know, and
if the dude should have to put it up and
down each time, like I say, of course, you probably should.
But if you don't, if if you forget, or even
if you just choose not to, the lady ladies, you're

(49:03):
you're big girls. You can touch the toilet seam should
be us every single time.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
We will do it if we have to. It's just
the polite thing to do to put it down.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
And I'm not I'm not disagreeing with that, like I
I do that. I just I'm just saying, why is
it custom that the guys always have.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
To do it?

Speaker 11 (49:19):
Well?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
We found some strong opinions on the toilet debacle this morning.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
This one says the thing that grosses him out about
his wife is spitting spitting anywhere really, but something, oh
sorry it say is a lady. She says, something my
husband does is lean over the toilet and spit into
it before he goes to the bathroom. And you just
hear that plunk of that nasty, gross space.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
I hate that. It's pretty, especially when you have to
like hawk it up.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
First thirty eight ninety one says, my wife pops her
chewing gum extremely loud, and it drives me nuts.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
M M. I guess I never thought of that.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
This one from thirty six to seventy eight says, here's
a re evolutionary idea. Guys can sit down to pe too.
Did you know that in many parts of Europe the
rest in the rest of the world, guys stand to
use the journal or the wall of any building they
can get away with, but they sit on the toilet
if that's where they're going to be ping.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I also heard this is customary in jail, that the
appropriate thing to do when jail is to sit down
when you pee.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, well, because you're making wine in that thing too,
so it's true to keep it going nasty. We got
to talk back their app.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
You know, it really seems like the girls would want
us to leave the seat up that way. If you're
too lazy to do it when you go to pee,
you don't get it all in the toilet seat.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
That way, they know the toilet seat is clean because
it's up.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I don't know, it just makes sense to me, But whatever.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
That's a stretch. That is a stretch.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
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You gotta get three out of five to win. Here,
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(51:09):
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Speaker 5 (51:28):
That is right, all right, Melanie. This member of the
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Speaker 2 (51:39):
Oh, that is not correct.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
That would be my favorite animal.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Actually, I didn't know that. Yeah, polar bear is your
favorite animal.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
I know I like raccoons and crows, and those are
the ones I talk about most, But I love a
polar bear, all right, all right, Melanie. Question number two.
This member of the show received haircuts from their mother
until they were fifteen years old.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I'll dare you.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
No, that would be Casey.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Yeah, of course. And it still looks like you get
that done by her.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, it's cost effective.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
She does a great job, all right. Melanie. If you
don't get this one right, I'm afraid it's over. But
we'll see. This is the only member of the show
who's had their license suspended.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Incorrect.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
That would be me multiple times.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Three times. I've had it suspended. That's a long time ago.
Those days are behind you.

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Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, yeah, you do look like a criminal. I walk
across the street when I see people like you walking there.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
That's it, Melanie, Melanie.

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I helped the other person win some tickets.

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Speaker 5 (53:06):
I like.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
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You just got tickets to see John mulaney and Fred Armisson.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
That's going to be a great New Year.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
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have tickets all week and another shot at one of
five nine the dot com. All right, hang on, dude,
we'll get your information and we'll have another pair tomatow. Yes, yes, yes,
coming up in a few minutes. You know, the older
I get, I always am reminded how old I am
when I stand up too fast.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Oh yeah, and you get like a head rush, yeah,
or if I uh, if.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
You know, like I'm kneeling down to do something and
then I get up and I just feel it in
my lower back. I'm like, oh my god, I am old.
We want to know what was the thing that made
you feel old the moment you realized, oh I'm old. Yeah,
something happened to Lord the other day that made her
feel super old. Yeah, and we'll tell you what that is.
And we'll take your calls coming up here at the
top of the are weekends getting closer and closer, my friends,

(54:05):
We're excited. So we found this article online and it
was the four things that older people do with their
cell phones that make younger people cringe. And we were
reading this kind of off the air, and then Laura
actually did one of the things that's on the list
in public the other day and was called out for it.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Certainly did and it made you feel a little ancient.
We feel old?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Yeah? Yes, So the four things on this list, the
four things that older people do with their cell phones
that make them look ridiculous in public, I guess, so
just make the younger people roll their eyes is cold calling?

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Yeah, gen z or is specifically get very anxious when
the phone rings.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I still do that, Like, I still make cold calls.
I'm an old school guy. I like to talk on
the phone, but I also love the text too. But yeah,
I don't see anything wrong with cold calling. I think
that says more about young people's anxiety and inability to handle,
you know, situations.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
But you just call them, say Hi, you're not calling
to sell a timeshare?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Yeah right, So what how is that cold call?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I mean you're supposed to warn somebody here, I call
you and I'm gonna send you a text. I'm going
to call you in five minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I mean I have done that. Hey can I call
you real quick?

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I have done that a few times, which is fair.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
But like on the because and I think there's like
an element of like, what what's going on? Because you
don't get phone calls very often. It usually is a text.
So when all of a sudden your phone starts ringing
and you're not expecting a phone call, it is kind
of like startling. Well, and I'm not afraid to answer
the phone.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I still get calls and it doesn't alarm me, Like
it's just.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine with it. This text from sorry,
this next one on the list is sending long texts.
Sending a long text on something older people will do
and makes young people cringe. I don't do it all
the time, but I've definitely sent some long text can't.
I can't sit here and say I haven't.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
But I feel like that kind of goes hand in
hand with the first one, where it's like, if you're
sending along text and it's too long to you know,
let's just talk on the phone out, Let's just I'll
just call you.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah, yeah, I prefer that. The next thing that older
people do with their phones that makes younger people cringe
is not locking your phone screen. Okay, you know, I
think some people might find that sign of something suspicious
going on.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Yeah, because well and also like now you're butt dialing people,
and now you're opening apps you don't mean to open.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
And but like some older people, I could see like
why'd you lock your phone all of a sudden? Yeah,
why is your phone locked?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
What do you hiding? Well? I do get pocket dialed
fairly regularly.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
You've pockled pocket doled me a handful of times. Case,
But I don't know how it happens though, because your
phone is a piece of crap.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
But I do have a I mean I do have
a coat on it, So I don't know how Yeah,
I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Lower your cell phone. It looks like it's been shocked.
Multi show it to her.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Look, don't be ashamed. I've had some beaters in my death.

Speaker 10 (56:51):
That thing?

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Did you drop that out of a helicopter and then
a dump truck ran it over?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
It's called financial responsibility.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
And the next thing on this list of things that
older people do with their phones that make young people
caring is accidentally turning on the flashlight. And that's where
we yes bring Laura into the story. Yeah, so what
happened the other day?

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Okay, So I was just at the gym. I was
walking up the stairs. I had my phone in my hand,
and you know, on an iPhone you can turn on
I'm assuming it's the same way with Android, but you
can turn on the flashlight even when your phone is locked.
So if you put your thumb on like a specific
place for too long, the flashlight turns off. It could

(57:34):
happen to anybody. So I'm walking up the stairs, minding
my own business, and this younger gentleman walks down. I'm
thinking teenager, early twenties. Perhaps he just looks at me,
he goes, your flashlight's on, and.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
He says it in disgust.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Yeah. It just like keeps walking and I was like, oh, thanks,
and you immediately foll Yeah. I honestly, for the rest
of the time that I was at the gym, I
couldn't stop thinking about it. I was like, man, that
I had probably thought I was such a square here
I am. It's turning my flashlight on unintentionally. I only
thought it was so old.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
How does it make you old? Could accidentally turn your
flash I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
That's just what this article says. I'm being judged by
young people.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
It's a very strange thing.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Yeah, but I mean it is. It's like you don't
know your flash whns on, Like come on, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Mean you should have known.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
I guess it's it's like it's like you're just like
oblivious to your surrounding.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
That's what my mom is. She's oblivious to her phone.
You know, like things will be going on in her phone,
She'll be getting calls and texts, and the thing will
be on, the game will be playing, and yeah, you
know she's just not paying attention to it.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Nineteen screens running on the phone.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yes, yes, she downloads the sketchiest stuff. You know my
mom download She'll just click on anything and download it.
What's the thing that made you feel old and you realized,
Oh man, I'm getting up there, getting up there in
years eight, six, six, four, four, five, one, five nine
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(59:02):
This one says I'm forty eight and I loathe phone calls.
Just about anything could be a text, he says, So
I guess it's not just the young people, Okay. This
one from seventeen ninety says I had I had a
moment the other day when I had to explain to
my thirteen year old daughter the difference between a VHS
tape and the VCR and then it's and it's played in.

(59:22):
And then she was surprised to learn that you had
to rewind v VHS tapes when you were done with them.
You couldn't just like immediately started, Yeah, please be kind
of rewind. That's what was always on the on the tapes, right.
And I worked at when I worked at that a
Great American video and Espresso in Milwaukee for for six seconds,
for like six seconds, I would get so annoyed wh
people wouldn't rewind their tapes.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Did you guys have some kind of industrial rewinder?

Speaker 7 (59:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, you just pop it in there and it takes
like thirty seconds. It's annoying. This one says I realized
I was getting old a few years ago, and the
only thing I was excited to buy on Black Friday
was new sheets and pillows.

Speaker 14 (59:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I was only thirty five at the time.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Okay, but that's it feels so nice.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah, getting fresh sheets and pillows, it's nice for me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
It was when I noticed myself making audible noises when
I got in and out of my car.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, like, what's the noise sound like case getting out
of your vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
It's mostly the getting in, so like when you're bending
down and you hit that seat and you're just going
like ooh, and I just I just like it's this
audible exhale where I'm just it's almost like I'm surprised
that I survived the trip. Yeah, and it's but I
noticed it happens all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Do you have to hold onto the os handle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Now I use the steering wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Okay, well that's good at least.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
This text from seventy six to seventy five says I've
told people their flashlights are on just for the sake
of saving their battery life. Yeah, I appreciate that. Forty
two to fifty says I use people's names and stories
when it's irrelevant.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Oh yeah, I actually hate that, especially when it's somebody
I have a friend who doesn't. They will tell stories
about people like I know them, and usually it's like
coworkers or something I don't. I don't know who Linda is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I don't care about the name.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Don't you can leave that out of the story, right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I also hate it when people say my name in
the middle of a conversation, like, listen, Tanner, you have
never can believe this. I know who I amn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
I mean, maybe they need to reinforce and let you
know that they also know who you are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Have you ever worked with somebody that did it repeatedly?
I used to work with a guy that would do it,
almost like he was trying to get one over on you,
Like he would be like, all right, Casey, so here's
what we got to do. We gotta line this stuff out, Casey,
and I'm gonna need you to go to the van
real quick. Hey, And he just kept saying my name,
and I'm like, is he just is he just messing
with me? At this point?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
It was like he would just say your name a
thousand times a day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
It drives me crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
I mean, I guess it's better than forgetting someone's name.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
It was unnecessary, right, More of your calls and texts
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What were you doing? What was the thing that made
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It's one O five nine the Brew Tanner, Laura and Casey.
So what makes you feel old?

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yesterday?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I was cleaning the house, you know, because I got
family coming to night, and I stood up too fast.
I got a little dizzy, and I was like, oh jeez,
that didn't happen when I was younger. Yeah, like I
got really dizzy. For a second, I thought it was
going to pass up.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Did your vision start going?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I got fuzzy. I started seeing like orange spots.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
That appens to me every morning when I put my
socks on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I I yeah, I'm just getting old and I
can feel it every day in my lower back. So
we want to know what's the thing that made you
feel old. We got a lot of calls and texts
coming in. Let's go to this guy who's been on
hold for a few minutes. It's Tanner Lauren Casey. Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
I realized that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
After me.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
But I welcome them with the Internet, and I'm like,
I don't even.

Speaker 11 (01:03:36):
Know where to start with that.

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
They were asking you for help with what?

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Wait, how does set up the internet on their new computer?

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
And I did not even know where look again.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
And the where to start?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I know how to put the a O L c
D in that that's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
All I know.

Speaker 11 (01:03:53):
Yeah, they all great disk floppy disk that when when
I first started knowing about computers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Oh yeah, floppy disks. And I just had a drawer
full of those a olcds.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Oh I know, and they just like came for free
in the mail.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, what's the thing that made you feel old? This
text comes from Mighty Nick says, I realized I was
getting older when I could throw my back out from sneezing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Oh yeah. Oh, and it's not great when you throw
it out. But have you ever sneezed so hard that
you like crack your back?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah? Or I just there's some sort of pain in
my back or side for the rest of the day. Yeah,
that's definitely happened to me. H. This text says, what
makes me feel old is whenever I go to Washington
Square Mall and you're tigered, and I think about all
the old stores that used to be there so many
years ago that people have forgotten, like Sam Goodie, the
Disney Store. Oh, the WB store with the giant bugs

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bunny statue next to the escalators, all replaced by news stores.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Yeah that is set, man, the Disney Store. Do those
exist anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I don't believe they do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
No, oh man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yeah. Like there's parts of Portland that I don't even
recognize anymore. You know that I used to be my
own mild stopping ground. Right, There's this place it's like
on It's like a burnside in MLK. It burns out
in MLK. I used to have to take the bus
down to Portland Public Access when I was doing that,
like like thirteen years old. And I stand in that
intersection today and it looks nothing like I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I bet. I mean there's so much. There's a new
apartment buildings and condos and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
This says I realized I was getting old. When buying
concert tickets, I need to buy seats. I can no
longer stand through an entire show. I also hate going
to concerts during the week. Bro, I'm on all those.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
And nothing tickles me more than when you have a
show that's an evening with so and so, you know,
no openers. I'm getting in there at eight o'clock. I'm
home by ten.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
I get excited for that. Yeah, I get really upset,
especially like one of my favorite bands are playing on
a weeknight, A school night is what I call it. Yeah,
Breaking Benjamin in three Days Grace, one of five nine
the Brew presents that show and it's on a Wednesday,
and Ridgefield are you going to go about it? I'm
just telling you right now that show the next day
is going to be terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
I will say though, that the seats thing is so real.
I was just talking to somebody about this the other day,
where it's like I am not standing at a concert. Yeah,
I forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I got to be honest in my defense. I've wanted
to stand since I was in high school.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
I mean, so really, I was going to say I
used to be all about.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
It, but for sure I took I just when I
was in the pit, I'd get tired and I'd look
up at other people in the seats and I'm like, oh,
that looks nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
I took my daughter to a show out at mcminimon's
in Forest Grove, and man, I got about halfway through
that thing and my back Legit was like, dude, you
need to go find a seat. Like it wasn't even like,
oh man, my back's a little sore. Like I was
looking around like this is turning into a troublesome situation.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
This one is another one from sixty thirty one to
that point says I also feel old and I drive
my places in my hometown where Blockbuster used to be
and sadly there are no video stores there. That I
was with my girlfriend Ali in Milwaukee the other day
and we got some Chilich's Britos, a taco bell, and
I was telling her all the stories that that used
to be in Albertson's. There used to be a DZ

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for kids right there, Oh, Discoveries. There used to be
a Blockbuster right there there. It's like, you know, joe
Ane's Fabrics.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Oh no, Joe Anne Fabrics is out of business too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Oh it's not even that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Yeah, it's funny about the Blockbuster. Every time I go home,
there was a Blockbuster video down the street from my house,
and they turned it into like a Dollar General or something,
but they kept the shape of the sign, so it's
just like a Dollar General shaped like Blockbuster Video. And
every time I drive by, I'm like, man, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah, I just missed the tradition of these things. I
missed the tradition of going and finding a movie or
going to the mall to look for whatever you don't
know you need yet, Like I just there was value
in that for me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Eighty four to eighty two says you know you're getting
old when your pants stay up because they're sensed around
your gut, but your your draws, your underwear falls down
because you have no ass left.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, I'm trying to prevent that from happening more than hard.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Fifty two eighty eight says, the first situation that made
me feel old actually happened recently. I'm only forty eight,
but when my oldest son just got married in June,
and this was shortly after the youngest turned twenty one.
So yeah, I guess when you start seeing your kids
get married, you're like, oh, jeez, it's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah, it's not even you don't even got to go
that deep. My kid's my youngest senior year this year.
That's got me feeling like that, And thankfully now we're
close to being married yet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Nineteen fifty eight says am I allowed to feel old yet.
I have two little siblings and they made me feel old.
But I'm nineteen. Get out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
You're young just to bring chicken. You're just a baby.
You're just a baby. I don't know, man, I mean,
I think you can feel old at any age of
your life. I think, I mean, it all depends.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I still feel pretty young at heart. Like I don't
feel much different than I did when I was in
high school. I mean, obviously I'm a little more mature,
not much but a little more mature.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Yeah, I do feel like this job keeps us young.
Maybe not in a good way. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Well, yeah, because we have to stay relevant, and we
have to, you know, we got to keep our finger
on the pulse of what's going on in popcorn.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Can we just make fart jokes all day?

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
It's true?

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Which is not really The people of our age shouldn't
be doing that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Hey, listen, far jokes are funny no matter how old
you are.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
So anyway, ninety one ninety seven. That is our McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line. More of your calls and texts coming
up in a bit. So let's see here. An Oxford
study finds any amount of alcohol is linked to higher
dementia risk.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
I guess I'm not. That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Bring on the dementia then, because I if that's the case.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
You don't want to say that, don't wish that upon yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
No, but I'm saying, like any if any amount of
alcohol it's a link to higher dementia risk.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Then I mean, well, isn't that just damage to your
brain cells? So drinking alcohol is is damages your brain cells.
So that makes sense to me that that would lead
to a brain issue.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Well, I'm not saying that it's not wrong or it's
you know, it's not correct. I'm just saying that, like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
You're gonna you're just gonna getting dementia right now. No,
you're not gonna stop drinking because this study came out.

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
Well yeah, it's like if just so, you're just saying
we shouldn't drink at all. Ever, that's what that study
is saying.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
I mean, you make your own choices. But if you
don't want dementia, put down the course light.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
I don't know how they can do that, bring on
the dementia.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Yeah, I mean I'm the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
So maybe it's just worth it. You got to make
that decision for yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
I mean. Also, these studies come out all the time
where it's like drinking is actually having a cocktail with
dinner is good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
And then oh, drinking a glass of wine it's good
for your heart, and then every amount of alcohol gives
you dementia.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Look, I only listen to those stories and not the
ones that say those.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Are incorrect and it's not just an alcohol thing. Look
over the course of my growing up. Eggs were good
for you, bad for you for you again would kill
you dead. And now you should eat all all of
them that you can, right, you know, the eggs went
from good for you to terrible and then.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Back ninety one nine seven to McLoughlin Chevrolet tex Line.
What do you guys? Okay? So the Mariners that are
going to the playoffs, I hear, what do you guys
think about this? MLB is going to start using robot
umpires in twenty twenty six, well starting next year's a
report from today.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Major League Baseball yesterday approved use of the Automated Ball
Strike System in twenty twenty six. Human played umpires will
still call balls and strikes, but teams can challenge two
calls per game, and a team retains its challenge if
it's successful. Challenges must be made by a pitcher, catcher,

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or batter abs as its call, which utilizes hawkeye cameras,
has been tested in the minor leagues since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Wow, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
It's like, if there was a sport that this would
lend itself to, Baseball would be the one. I don't
know how they even see that ball coming across the
plate at one hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Well, and sometimes you see a clip on the internet
and you're like, if that's a blatant wrong call or
he missed the you know, the empire will miss it
or whatever. It's like, I get so frustrated and in
watching these clips because it's like, is this guy blind?

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Yeah, but I feel like that comes with territory, That's why,
which is what they're trying to fix. But I mean,
and not I'm less familiar with baseball, but in the NFL,
you hear it all the time. Oh they lost because
bad calls.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Yeah, so if we make the AI the umpires and
the refs, maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
When I get it, but like that takes away from
the game, and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Kind of the same thing. Still, you're still gonna have
the empire there. We still have the referees on the
football field. If there is a play that's in question,
throw the flag. We go back and review the video
and then we find out what happened. So baseball is
going the same direction. So they're still gonna have a
human out there making the calls. But if somebody disagree, flag.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Yeah, that's okay. I mean, I guess that it could
be helpful. Yeah, it's just I don't know, robots taking
over the world.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
This just gives me an I don't see a problem
with the accountability. That's great. They make mistakes, and if
a mistake is caught and you can fix it and
it doesn't it could affect the outcome of the game.
I feel like that's a fair thing to have in play. Yeah,
but just one man's opinion, you know that's worth a
dollar twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Just the dollars best like a buck ten maybe, Yeah,
all right, ninety one nine seven that's our Mycloughlin Scheverley text.
I'm more of your calls gonna Portland's rock station one
O five nine the Brew It's Tanner, Laura and Casey.
So we want to know what's the thing that made
you feel old? What's the thing that you made you realize, Oh,
I'm getting up there in years. I guess when I

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complain about things that I used to do all the time,
Like what do you mean, Like, I don't just like
kid stuff you would do and then I'd be in
the mall and be like stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Kids, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Like I don't know totally.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Yeah, yeah, just being.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Loud, just doing kid stuff, and then I find myself
being annoyed by it, and then I'm like, dude, come
on the other.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
Day, I was in my car and I was I
was listening to music. I think I was in my car.
I was somewhere and the music was really loud, to
the point where it was like painful, and I was like,
oh my god, somebody turned down the music. And I
just remember back in the day, if it's too loud,
you're too old. Yeah, And I felt that in that moment.
It was like, man, what has happened to me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yeah, that's the way I feel like if I'm at
a you know, like when you're at a place that
has dance music on and you feel like it or
a nightclub, all of a sudden, I get very stressed out.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
I just like, especially if you're trying to have a
conversation with it's like, we gotta leave, we gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Get out of here. We got some talk pack messages
coming in through our iHeartRadio app. I knew I was
getting old when I would get a cramp in my
rib just wiping my butty.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
You hear things that make you feel old. Huh, Well,
let's see I celebrate my daughter's twenty first birthday last
Saturday birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
You feel a.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Little bit on the older side. Oh well, some bing bong.
Carry on, stay safe, have a great day.

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Appreciate you, Mick D download our iHeartRadio app and once
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five nine the Brew, Tanner, Lore and Casey.

Speaker 12 (01:15:31):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I don't know if you guys saw yesterday, you may
have seen the clips online. This streamer named Speed was
in Portland.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Yes, okay. I kept seeing clips on Instagram and I
was like, who is Speed?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
I've known of this guy for a while, you know,
because I'm on Twitch and I see a lot of
these dudes. But yeah, I couldn't believe how I can't
believe how famous some of these people are.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
I were like chasing down his car.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Streamers these streamers are more famous than movie stars. Yeah,
I don't see anybody doing that. For Chris Pratt. I
don't see anybody doing that for the most famous movie star.
But people in the videos that are leaking online, it's
like it's like a horde of zombies chasing a car
down the street.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
It's kind of scary for the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
People like myself that are out of the loop on
speed and what speed does? What does he stream?

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Just he just sits there like that. That's all streamers do.
They sit there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
And I think games. I think he games, yeah, and
and his unbridled popularity is just that he's great at
video games.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
I don't know, but he's a he's a millionaire because.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Why was he in Portland?

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
I think he just does like a tour and and
I've seen videos of him, like he went overseas once.
This kid's speed and he couldn't even go outside because
he was like a beatle there. And I don't understand it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
We are making no offense, That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
It's like what you could still say, Laura, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
We're making the wrong people famous.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I'm gonna go ahead and say, I don't mind if
we offended speed, Like what if we don't know why
you're famous?

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Why maybe you should?

Speaker 14 (01:17:00):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Why the whole point of fame is that even if
somebody doesn't know what you do, you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
Should be able to research it and find out. But
now we're like, I I'm not sure, but he is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
He's a popular guy, I guess. And you know, if
you were stuck in traffic in downtown Portland yesterday, that's
that's what this guy speed. I mean how many people
you say? There was probably a thousand people I don't know,
just running the street.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
I saw a couple of videos and I was just like,
what is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
So Speed comes to town, ice cubes, buskets fire bombed.
Is that a coincidence? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
I don't know, but we'll put some videos online so
you can see it. It's it's pretty nutty. One of
five nine the Brew. I got to be honest, man,
what are we What are we doing on here? Should
be on Twitch right now doing nothing. It could be millionaires.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
It seems seems to work for some Watch me eat
pancakes in my underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
I watched that we're commercial free on the Brew. Casey
just informed us, and I can't believe we don't have audio.
I'm actually upset you for not recording audio.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
I didn't realize this was a public conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Oh, we're doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
We're going this is a really Yeah, it's not safe
to say anything in here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Well we talked about this before that, that this endeavor
was for public consumption.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Oh did we h? I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Well, of course you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Well can we talk about It's fine? All right? So
Casey's been taking stand up comedy classes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Oh yeah, I think it's technically called a workshop.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
It's a workshop whatever, which is great. I mean he's
been wanting to do this for a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
So and we've always told him he's funny. He always
does great in our bacon and beers, and he's just
a charming, funny guy. Yeah, And so I have been
pushing him, I know all of us have been pushing
him to like, just go try stand up. Don't tell
anybody about it, just go out there and do it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
So I did that, and now we're talking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
Now we're telling everybody about it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
So, but you've done it, you know you did it.
So I guess the first workshop they just threw you
to the wolves.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah. From it's a seven week class and from class
one on, Yeah, you get up and you do three
minutes a week.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Wow, So you had to do three and you had
no idea you were going to do three minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
No, I had. I had no idea. The first class
was going to be hey, and by the way, the
second for the class is going to be everybody getting
up to do their stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
So oh man, So how'd you do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
I thought I did okay. The first week was definitely rocky.
Second week was much smoother.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Did you prepare for the second week? No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I didn't because the week was crazy and it just
got ahead of me and I kept thinking, all right,
I need to sit down and put some thoughts together.
And then I found myself doing that Sunday morning before.
I wouldn't dude, Sunday. No, it was just the way
that it is. It was a busy work week, like
there just wasn't a lot of free time for it.
But I feel like I can put that stuff together
pretty quickly and at least get up there and survive.

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I'm not going to crush, but.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I'll survive, okay. And I want to hear it. Can
you tape the next one? I could tape the next one.
Just tape the next one, and and I want to
hear when you bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I want to hear when you kill bomb regularly.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Yeah, but everyone is probably bombing because it's a workshop.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
So in fact, that was one of the first instructions
was just get used to bombing because everybody's going to
do it and it's just part of it. So just
feel good and okay with bombing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
That's the stuff that gives me nightmares, like bombing on
stage or forgetting my lines or something.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
Well, like, I am very impressed that you could, like,
especially the first week going and blind, not having anything
ready at all, I could not, Like I would go
up there and deer in the headlights.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I would fail. And what'd you talk about if you
weren't prepared for three minutes this last week? Yeah, well
the first time you did it, Oh, the first.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Time, I was a little more prepared. I had. I
knew I was going in for for week one, so
I had some thoughts laid out, so that was fine.
But I was going to improve on week one for
week two, and I just never really had the time
the downgrade. But it wasn't No, it was okay because
I had a lot of thought of what I was
going to do and how I wanted to add this

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thing into here or that thing into there. So it
went much better. My pacing was much better. I was
able to slow down and really, you know, kind of
hit the points that I was trying to hit. But
what threw me was I had to go first. I
get the email of going like, all right, here's the
run order and I and I emailed her already and said, hey,

(01:21:10):
I'm going to be a little bit late because we
had to do the Trailblazers things at Pioneer Square, so
I was going to be late to the class in
the first place. And lo and behold did I show
up And I was first man.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
But we did it right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
We persevered.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Let Laura and I decide if if you're good or not.
So next time you was it Sunday? You have another one, Yes,
so tape it and bring it in and next week
we'll listen to it. I want to hear the bad jokes,
the good jokes.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Case happens outside of your comfort zone.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Okay, that's fine, but we will.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Not put that on the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Yes, no, we have to already talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
We can maybe a little bit later on into it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
No, not right, next week, next week. Just let's hear
your rough drafts. Let's hear where you're going, because maybe
there's people who've got advice or encouragement, like, hey, that
was great, Casey, and you can approve on this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
I don't know. I don't want to encouragement on my team.
Be a human right now.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
No, we're going to listen to it next week.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
We have to.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
We have to.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
This is why I can't talk to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
You as a friend. This is exactly why I can't
talk to you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Everything is content.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Hey, listen, we have to do a job here, and
I am interestedting hearing it. I get that, all right,
And I can tell you nervous, you're gonna be fine.
You're a funny guy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
So you better crush this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Even if you fail, it'll be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
So I can say, I don't feel like I failed.
I haven't left there right, feel good about it. I
just my thing is like gaining control of it. Like
it feels like you're riding a wild horse.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Right, When is it? When's the class Sunday, eleven o'clock?
All right, I'll be there. I'll make sure I can't
come to that as close. No, I'm coming, and Ian
will let me ride in there and I'll give it
all on tape and four K.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
That is for paying customer.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Is he in there?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I haven't seen in there?

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Okay. I was going to say, he can let me
in and we could talk to it and leave.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Love notes around all over there.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
That's nice, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Well, hopefully next week we'll hear the audio of Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Listen. I think my is so old though. That's hard.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
I know it is.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
It is pretty cracked up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Yeah. I actually got a new phone yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Oh yeah, you've been talking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
I haven't.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
I haven't switched as a graph calculator.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
That This is the same one I've had, really, but
the new because I The new phone I have is
the Samsung Galaxy S twenty five Vulture and I it's
the same size as this one.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Okay. It just just looks big.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Yeah, that's how we like it. That's how Samsung.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Rolled.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
I'm surprised you didn't get like the one with the
folding screen and whatever that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
That seems like it's destined for failures that commercial. I go,
all right, that's great for six months.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Seems skimmicky. So I'm just gonna stick with the with
the Galaxy, all right, I expect to hear that audio.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Case listen, don't talk to me like you're my dad.
I don't need that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
You're not my real dad. It's one of five nine
the brew. Someone said, stand down, Tanner. Let Casey b.
Fader Bag get comfortable and confident in the stand up material,
and then you can put him on the radio. H
It don't work like that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Have you met Tanner. That's not the way we operate.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I disagree. I think we need to get because if
he what if he gets a bad habit early, you know,
we gotta nip that in the Buttler Well, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Why I'm paying a professional to help coach me through.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
I don't know if we're professional.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
I don't know if critiques from you know, the public
are going to be helpful. I think that's exactly overwhelming.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
No, that's his audience. If he's a stand up comedian,
the public is his audience. So he needs to get
some feedback. So you record that audio. I swear to God,
if we come back here next week.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
And you fail, I kind of want to not do it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Just get upset, because I swear to God, I'll go
there myself. So loving love and am Sunday morning telling
you right now you are not welcome. Well, uh, you know,
the plan is to hear that next week. And I
think you're going to be great. By the way, I
don't think you're going to be bad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
I appreciate it. Man, You've been super supportive from from
the jump, and look, there's no doubt about that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
So you owe this to me. Oh stop and my life.
You owe me? You owe me? All right, So that's
that's next week. Thank you, Casey. I know I sound
like a dick, but I don't care. I want to
hear it. If I don't get the toes, I get this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
It is Tanner being Tanner.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
This is what you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
You get excited, you go for.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
He's like I had a spider walk on me.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I want to pull you. I have another church fail
for you. I gotta play. I love these church fails.
News bloopers and church fails are the things I live
for in the internet. Man, this is when the whole
band comes in together, but nobody's on the same key.
Oh boy, it's in the key of J. Hashtag m.
It's it doesn't exist, is my point? Your holy name?

(01:25:34):
They kind of figured out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Is that like a trump Gentlemen of Wisconsin Deaf School Band.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
Thank you?

Speaker 12 (01:25:49):
Gee?

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Can I get a helluyah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Magnify.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I love that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Like, how does that happen?

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Though?

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Did they not rehearse? Were?

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Because like you know, church bands have like nine members
and there's usually a guy, like most of the people
have to work during the week, so they can't really rehearse.
You get like thirty minutes before church on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
You think you'd at least like tune your instruments.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Right, That sounded like like when somebody sits on a
a couardion.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Or something like, Yeah, we'll put that on the internet
if you want to check it out. At one o
five to nine the brew dot com, it's time for
Kcbefwater Bays. Not necessarily the news. Yeah, there's so much
going on in the world right now, Like the news
changes every fifteen minutes. I feel it's very true. So,

(01:26:41):
you know, because of that, a lot of stuff falls
through the cracks on the mainstream media. Legacy news doesn't
talk about all the important things. But Kcbefwater Bay is
here to drop the news. That's not news.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
That's right. We live in a world where there's bigger
fish to fry, and I'm here to small to fry fish.
What did I say, small fish?

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
There it is whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Okay. So it turns out there's an actual medical name
for being a grumpy old man. I get accused of
this very regularly. It is called irritable male syndrome, also
known as IMS, a lesser known condition affecting men that
mirror some aspects of PMS and women, involving hormonal fluctuations
that cause mood and behavioral changes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
I think I have this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
I clearly believe we all do.

Speaker 10 (01:27:22):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
There's also a male version of menopause called andropause, but
IMS is different than symptoms. Here you go, if you
are feeling irritable, have low motivation, depression, difficulty concentrating, low energy,
and increase body fat, guess what you are going through
the male version of menopause. So grab yourself a box
of man ponds, brace yourself and just know that it's

(01:27:46):
just part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Get ready for the how flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
I mean, I suppose you could headed off with some
testosterone therapy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Yeah, I mean, if you want to get technically, you
would put the man pons away during menopause.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Affecting affecting men from forty to sixty. So we're right
in the prime time here, So check out a doctor
if you're feeling like that, and get your testosterone checked.
If you're out there in San Rafael, California, be advised.
There's a squirrel out there just terrorizing people. At least
five people have been attacked, sending two of the emergency
room with severe lacerations, and residents have posted that they

(01:28:21):
got There's flyers all over town saying that this squirrel
is on the loose, So be advised. Just one particular squirrel,
one particular squirrel that is very mean, fears no people.
And it seems as though the crux of this situation
is that we're feeding them, so they're getting too used
to getting that human food, kind of like when you
see those videos of people like over in China and

(01:28:42):
there's like the baboons are all just kind of kicking
it on a trail, yeah, and they come up and
we'll just snatch an apple out of your hand. Right,
It's very very similar things. So feeding these squirrels is problematic,
and they're asking you to not do it. So if
you're those folks out there running to buy Mark to
buy thirty pounds sacks of peanuts to feed these things.
Knock it off, because all you're doing is you're you're
teaching these squirrels to just chew our faces off for

(01:29:04):
no reason at all. Right, all right, and listening up,
shrimp lovers, there's yet another warning about radioactive shrimp. Last
month it was Walmart. This time, Kroger Aqua Star Corporation
is recalling Kroger's Raw Easy Peel shrimp, Kroger Mercado cook shrimp,
and Aqua Star shrimp skewers. The FDA says the shrimp
is sold in more than thirty states, so it could

(01:29:25):
be contaminated with the radioactive material that can increase cancer risk.
So if you ate some shrimps campy last night, I
know your lips are glowing in the dark. Take that
shrimp back to Kroger's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Shrimp are just bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
It's just sea bugs, delicious seabugs, delicious bugs. When they
come out sizzling in a little bowl of melted butter.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
How do they become radioactive? Like? What are we doing
in the shrimp factories?

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I don't think it's the factories. I think it's maybe
the water in which they're pulled from.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
I mean, that does checks out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
But so, yeah, that's what's going on in the in
the world of news radioact shrimps, squirrels on the lamb
and you know, problems afoot so ims, yeah and ims.
Which it's good to know that there's a reason for
my bad mood.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
Yeah, I been meaning to talk to you about everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
You guys talked to me about it all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
All right, more of those stories at one five nine
the brew dot dot com coming up in a few minutes.
We are going to find out what's trending.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Hang on, now, what's trending?

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
We got a lot of good stuff on the website
one the brew dot com. Uh, you got to listen
to this. So, did you guys see the video of
the suspect who escaped police He was being chased by
the cops by driving over an open drawbridge up in Seattle.
Oh what yeah, Now, so it wasn't like in a movie,
you know, he didn't do it like Duke's Hazard and

(01:30:52):
flew into the sky. The drawbridge had just started and
so he did jump it, you know, but it wasn't
very much.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
No, that's so scary.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, here's the inside edition.

Speaker 18 (01:31:03):
Police in Seattle say they tried to pull over this vehicle,
which they say had a stolen license plate, but the
driver wouldn't stop. The chase led through some residential streets,
but then came to this drawbridge. While it seemed the
suspect was trapped since the bridge was open and traffic
wasn't crossing, this daredevil made a break for it anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Oh yeah, he actually made the jump over the bridge.

Speaker 18 (01:31:30):
The witnessing officer seemed stunned that they not only attempted
the jump but were successful.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Yeah, so did the guy get away?

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
I feel like, yeah, I feel like that guy's earned it.
Let him go. Even the cops were impressed, like he
made it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Holy crap, so hot, Like how high do you think
the bridge was raised?

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
It looked like it's just a couple of feet still,
you know, Yeah, it's kind of thrill. It's kind of
scary because remember when you'd see the Burnside bridge go up,
it kind of goes up like that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah, but that's your surviving that jump a few well.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
I mean if you go like early on where it's
just like yeah, but you get a you get a
high centered then you just get stuck first and then
you just drop into.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
The The bridge is automatic or is there's a person
there doing.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
I would assume there's somebody in there. I think it's
on some sort of time. No, I think they're in
that little house up stairs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
There's there's a little.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Thing on the side of the of the bridge you
were just speaking of. And then on the Interstate bridge
when you cross it, you can see in that little
like office, there's some screens and stuff that are on
in there. So there's somebody inside there manning that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
I always wondered that, Like, so they must just only
show up when they know a bode's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
No, I think they're there. Think they're there all day
around the clock.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
Yeah, because even if because you probably don't know every time, they.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Just radio ahead however far out they are, and then
somebody needs to be there to lift the bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Sounds like an awesome job. You sit there most of
the time, Yeah, just hang out, read a book or something.
I hope you hope you're not in the bathroom and
that call comes in.

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
Yeah. Imagine imagine like a boat hits the bridge on
your watch.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Yeah, cruise ship clip the burn side because some dude
had diarrhea.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
It happens. You know, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
All right, we'll put that online at one five nine
the brew dot com. Let's go to fat Thor. Good
morning fat Thor.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Oh, Happy fat Thor's day, Brew Crew.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Happy fat Thor's day to you, sir, Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Quick question that jumping of the bridge with the vehicle.
Isn't that how Casey broke the old work van doing
the same thing, trying to get to an estate sale.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Uh, technically yes, it was a very nice estate sale,
but it wasn't so much a jump as it was.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
You know, the van's so heavy that you can't make
that kind of a lift, So I didn't jump it.
I mostly just took it off the side of the bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
I don't remember this story.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
It's how about a year and a half ago.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
I don't think we should take the station vehicle keys
away from Casey. I don'rusted Tanner.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
You realize that the is not he made that up.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
It's not we're riffing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
God, I hate you. I can't tell sometimes if Casey's
joking or telling the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Come on, now, you knew that wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
I thought he was being serious. I was like, we
have to Well, I didn't know if it was like
a huge I thought she was just filling a bump
or something.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Anyway, bottom, well, we all think Casey drives. Casey drives
like he drives like a big monster truck. He doesn't
care if he's in a little Toyota pickup trip, but
he will hit any curb or any old lady that's
in his way.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
And that's what I that's why I thought he did it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Now it's true. Those things do happen, all right, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Well, thanks fat Thor. We appreciate how you doing, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
You all right, Uh, I'm doing all right. I didn't
get a confirmation about the strip club. This uh, this
Friday with the family, we call it family Fridays.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
He just want you to bring your aunt and your
grandma to meet him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
I cannot bring my grandmother, my ninety three year old grandmother,
Mimi too.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
Why she sounds like she'd have a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
She'd hate it. She's a very religious woman, and that
she would be praying the whole time for the women.
She'd be praying for the ladies. Yeah, the bartenders. One time,
one time we had this girl on the show who
was a working girl at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada,
and she was a local, she like, lived locally and
she would just come on our show a lot in Eugene.
And I had Mimi on one time to I go, Mimi,

(01:35:20):
she's a working girl. You know, it's the oldest profession.
Do you have Do you have any advice for her?
And me me dug into this poor this poor girl,
You're gonna go to hell if you don't change your life.
You're gonna you know, you're you're a sinner, and all
this stuff all the and she made my grandmother. Mimi
made this girl cry no way, and she took her
headphones off and left the studio. And I felt terrible

(01:35:41):
because I had no idea my grandmother is gonna go
that route.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
But I mean, also I would have thought that she
heard all that stuff before, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
I think my grandmother struck a tone, you know, like
she just struck us.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
Maybe since she was like old, maybe she thought about
her own grandmother and how she'd be so just.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
I think she thought my grandmother was right, probably, and
that's why she was so upset on No.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Maybe she changed her ways.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Maybe I hope so, I hope. So all right, thanks
Pat Thor. We appreciate you, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Can I hit that right?

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Thank you buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Yes, the lost dog that's running around out in yack cult.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Yeah so so somebody posted this was one of our listeners.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Yeah, we a, we got a listener of the show
that's got a dog on the lamb named Anya out
there in yack Colt. So, if you're out in the
yack Colt area at Garner in three hundred and fifty
fourth slash two hundred and ninety ninth area, we've got
a beautiful little black lab pit slash rotten mix. Oh
that is that's missing, But there's one thousand bucks up

(01:36:42):
for grabs. If you can spot this dog, find it,
get it back to its owner, you will be in
good shape. If you want, email me Beef Water at
one oh five nine in the brew dot com and
I can pass along the contact info if you're in
that area.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
We should do more of this.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Yah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
You know, I see a lot of the times people
on my friends list, you know, their dogs run away,
and I feel like, you know, I I even though
my dog's in the house, I I'll read that comment
from somebody like my dog run away, and I'll feel
that gut punch, like, oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
I can imagine that happening if you're super sweet and
friendly by the way, the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Yeah, yeah, and a thousand dollars reward if you find
it so too shabby if that happens, if your dog
runs away, or if you're you know, friend's dog runs
away or something, let us know and we'll put it
out there and just try to get the dogs home. Yeah,
let's go to line too. It's Tanner, Laurie and Casey.
Good morning, happy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
For another great day, another great week.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Thanks brother, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
Good good to be back.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Good to have you back.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
How is it you guys know it?

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
Oh, it was pretty It was pretty awesome. It was
it was beautiful. It was excellent.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Friend telling you that that may have been the last
time he sees his mom, Oh, and I thought that
was really brutal. I felt that when he said that,
that's uh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Mcdee.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
I certainly hope that's not the case.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
But yeah, I hope that for me too.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Man, me too. I got my mom is sick and
uh and dying. Frankly, and so I I when you
said that, I was like, bro, I feel for you.
I really feel for you, you know, because we should
never Oh, I guess it's the other way around. The
parents should never see the kids die.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Right, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
But nonetheless, loss is uh is a very tough thing,
and regardless of how old or how young we are,
it's a terrible thing to experience.

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Absolutely, Yeah, and it starts being so far away difficult. Yeah,
but you know, it was wonderful to spend some time
that's not only my mom, but by family and friends.
It was nice, it was excellent, but it's also good
to be back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Well, glad you had a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Mc D.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
We appreciate your CAMMN and you your listenership.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
I think that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
Yeah, it's It's one of those new words this year
in the in the in.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
The dictionary, listenership, just like skiing.

Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Hey, yeah, yeah, you guys. I'm going to be going
out tomorrow. I got retrained on Monday for EP our
first day of a d But tomorrow I'm going to
become a trainer, so I'll be able to perform training.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Nice, well, Tanner. Tanner wants to be the dummy, he volunteers.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
I'm already the dummy, but you know, you should teach
me how to do that sometimes because Laura has almost
choked and died three four times in her life, so
I should probably that is true. Actually I should probably
learn how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
And mcdee you're the safest guy we know, like it's
literally your job to keep people safe.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
All right, mcdee, we gotta go, buddy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
All right, love you, but only mc d everybody, all right,
tomorrow we will be back for a Friday show. We
were supposed to have Colin from Goldberg Jones, but he's
going to be in uh a little bit later. He
had he had something he could not miss, so we
had to reschedule. But I'm getting a little tired of
this rescheduling. Yeah, well he's a busy man.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
I understand you're going to have to have a chat.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
You can always call Colin and ask for divorce or
or you know, uh, custody questions.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Yeah, people be having those marital problems.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
That's right. So see you tomorrow with another pair of
tickets to see John Malady and Friend Arbisson by