TL&C Full Show for Thursday - Work Rules

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Man, I'm telling you, the colder it gets, I'm so
grateful that Ali found my heated steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I was looking at my heated steering wheel button the
other day and I was like, how did he not know?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
And now that I see it, because it is the
three squiggly lines right from the steering wheel, I don't know.
But I hit the button, I didn't get instant satisfaction
and I just turned it right off. So I didn't
know I had a heating heated steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, how good does it feel?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It was great when hours up really quickly. Does it
get too hot? Not too hot?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
So I've heard some of these steering wheels yet a
little toasty.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I like the ones where you can even with the seats,
you can change the temperature, like I'm mine. There's like
a little dial. Some you have like three modes, three temps.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, my car only I think I have three, but
my steering wheel only has one. So when it gets
too hot, I just turn it off off. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, it's a sweaty palms, right, and it's so it's
so great. I'm just such an idiot. I didn't know
what that button was. And Ali's like, you know you've
got a heated steering will you?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I know?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
And I love that you have been complaining about it.
I just can't believe I spend all this money on
a car and it doesn't heated.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Steering wheel, and I complain about it so much. A
friend bought me gloves. They actually bought me driving gloves.
And though they do in casey they have all their fingers,
I don't need them. But yeah, he bought me gloves
because my digits just get too cold.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I had heat.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I had a heated steering wheel the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm going to get you a scarf and goggles as well,
so you have a full outfit when you go to
just take a trip to the store. Your set.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
But man, it's crazy how how quickly the weather's changing.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Right, no, no kidding, Like it's full blown summer's over.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
And yeah it smells you know how you walk outside
and it just smells different. Yeah, yeah, it's got that
fall smell in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And all I keep thinking about is, man, all those
damn leaves I'm gonna have to rake up.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You are not, dude. My neighbors have a thirty seven
thousand foot maple tree in their backyard and that thing
just drops bags, yeah, leaves into my yard every year.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah. These are like you could fan somebody with these things.
These leaves are so big. Yeah, but that's you know,
that's just you know, the cost of home living.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I guess, yeah, it's true. Like there's no two ways
about it. Like I appreciate the big tree and the
blockage and all that stuff that keeps the privacy up,
but boy, every time it dumps those leaves that go
you dirty.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
And it's it's crazy because you the trees block the
view from the road to my house and when the
fall comes along and you can see right in. So
so I really like those trees.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
The taller privacy fence.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
How does it do for noise because that's also miles
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I still hear a Doucharu drive
by the What.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Do you hear more once the leaves drops?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
What I'm yeah, it's it's a little more a little
more of a statter.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Got plants and marble vidas that never never fall.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, right, those are expensive though.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Trees, I mean trees.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Listen, it's just money, bro. You can't take it with you.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, just you know, get a jacket this morning if
you if you haven't left the house yet, just you
might need it. Just on the way to work.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
It wore my rain jacket because I thought it was
supposed to rain today and then I walked outside and
it was like clear, you could see the stars. I'm like,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It s Portland, so the weather could change here at
the drop of a hat.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Give it fifteen minutes and that jacket's going to come
in clutch.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, let me check the weather for today real quick.
It is just supposed to be mostly cloudy today, but
then the rain is going to go through Friday through Monday.
But then next week looks nice and sunny.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Great weekend. Oh that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Go to the pumpkin patch, maybe check out a corn maze.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, we have tickets any of those cases. We've got
some tickets online for the corn maze. I think is
done now, but it might still ready. I have to
take it.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well, no, I'm sure it's still going on.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, we just got to get the tickets to the
people and tame for them to go and utilize the situation.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, so we'll figure it out. Thanks for slowing the
show down.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
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is it? The the one in Ridgefield, the cinema of
horse Driving. We got some passes for that. So if
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Speaker 2 (04:16):
Very good. Let's see what's what's in.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Stories.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's time to go around the room and share. We
think the biggest stories of the day are. Who wants
to go first? Who's got the biggest stories? I'll go first.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Okay, First of all, I just want to give an
update on yesterday's story, which was about Dolly Parton and
how her sister is all concerned about her and asking
for prayers.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
She's fine, Yeah, they're not talking this, thanks Garrett. And
you know that there's a fight between those two.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I know it's big trouble. But Dolly Parton, She's like, look,
I had a couple of procedures or whatever, but I'm fine.
I have done work.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I got the audio clip if you want to hear, Okay, go,
here's the lovely miss Dolly Parton.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I wanted you to know that I'm not dying. Did
you see that those that a picture reband me? Oh lordy,
I mean they had Reba at my deathbed and.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
We both looked like we need to be buried.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
But I thought, oh my lord, but if I was
really dying, I don't think Reba would be the one
at my deathbed. She would might come visit me earlier.
But anyway, there are just a lot of rumors flying around.
But I figured if you heard it from me, you'd
know that I was okay. So anyhow, that's what I

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wanted to say. And I'm not ready to die yet.
I don't think God is through with me, and I
ain't done working.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oh my goodness, gracious, so glad to hear that about
Dolly Parton. Doesn't sound like she's gonna be going anywhere
anytime soon. Jean Simmons, on the other hand, let's spread
some rumors about Jean Simmons, and so what happened was
he actually did get into a pretty crazy car accident
on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu on Tuesday. Apparently he

(06:00):
passed out at the wheel, oh jeez, and fainted. Then
he careened across several lanes of traffic. So it could
have my god, it could have gone. It could have
could have ended up much worse. He was hospitalized to
be checked out and then sent home. So it sounds
like he's all right.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
But man, that's what you get when you call me gay?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Do you remember Gene Simmons insinuating that that I was
a homosexual?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I do remember when you interviewed him, But you do
you do put off those vibes.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I look, I can't say that I believe.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
But when you when you interviewed him, Casey B. Fater Bay,
did you did you sense any health issues?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Now?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
He seemed fit as a fatal plus, the dude never
he's never drank, never done drugs Like he's a he's
a healthy He's never drank, that's what he says. He
says he's never drunk alcohol.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Do you believe that?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Does anybody believe that?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I think he's probably tried alcohol, but I.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Mean, he just doesn't drink it. Yeah, maybe I can believe.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
That he's claimed that he is. It's never touched his.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Lips Wow, all right, he was too busy boning all
those forty thousand women or whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
He says, How do you do that sober though?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Well maybe maybe you do a little bit better because
you got a little more stamina. I don't know that
plus has got all that weird hair.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I think the big story of the day is this
is not good news if you're a Disney adult, if
you'll want to take your kids to Disneyland. But admission
to Disneyland is getting a bit more expensive. The Anaheim
Resort is increasing prices on most tickets, including single day
and multi day tickets, as well as magic Key annual passes.
The lowest priced Tier zero tickets are holding out one

(07:30):
hundred and four bucks, but all the other tiers are
moving higher. For example, the top level Tier six six
tiers is increasingly is increasing nearly nine percent from two
hundred and six bucks to two hundred and twenty four bucks.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I don't understand, like, why are we doing this, Like
they can't possibly miss the money.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
They're doing what Vegas did and unless people are coming,
so the crank of the.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Price, that's not gonna I mean, it's completely unaffordable. They're
pricing people out.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
So I'm curious what you get at tiers that you
don't get it tier one, Like once you get in Disneyland,
it's all the same.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, and I'm not sure maybe those are park hoppers or.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Parking or something like that.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Our boy Chad from Rip City Radio, he was down
there for his birthday and he was claiming that when
you buy the tickets there's some slide scale based on
the traffic of the park that day, and the price
varies based on the kind of like an uber ride,
like if they're in U Surge Perce pricing or not stupid.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
The top tier magic Key Pass is jumping from seventeen
hundred dollars to eighteen hundred and ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Parking rates are also going to increase by five bucks.
It's two hundred bucks. Look, once you're there and you're
having a good time, you won't even feel it.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah. I walked over to Disney cal for Adventure and
get a couple of beers and then walk back. Yeah,
and then yeah, you'll beat.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Twenty four dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
But it is all it is, dude, It is expensive.
I went there? What when did I go there? Last
year a couple yeah earlier or so this.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Year rather, Yeah, I wouldn't that long march.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Maybe because you want with Ali right, Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Feel like he went like a month before I went
on my my Doom's trip.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Dude, it's it's it was so expensive, you know, and
it's like you said, you're there and you're not thinking
about it and you're all hopped up on sugar.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
And I mean, especially if you've got two or three kids,
forget about it.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's a kick to the coin.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Look, here's the deal. You got to leave one at home.
Your kids draw straw, so one's got to stay back,
feed the dogs. Like, look, maybe next year we can
try it again.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, well, you know, godspeed, good luck. If you're going
to Disneyland, it's uh, you know, gonna beaten top Ramin
for a little bit afterwards. More on the stories at
One to Find.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's okay, took too. I don't need to have a story.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh well, what is your story? I forgot you didn't go.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, Oh my god, it's okay. I think the big
story is. Look, we were talking about in and out yesterday,
coming in, taking over, the taking over the land. Guess
what they bought a warehouse here, So they've got a
seventy six hundred square foot warehouse over on Northeast Sandy
Boulevard now to stalk the stuff and uh yeah, they've
got plans for like we talked about yesterday at the airport,

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uh Northeast Burnside and Gresham another on Southeast Third Way
in Vancouver. And we're just gonna keep on slugging in,
in and out love it until we got a burger
on every corner. And I can't wait for it.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I'm sure Burgerville is not thrilled, but I am. I'm
loving it. Wait, that's McDonald's what you get this point?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, that's gonna be tough for the Ukrainian. How do
you how do you respond to deep hard bulls? Yeah,
you've got to really try to stay nice and low.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
You're listening to that Tanner Laura in Casey podcast Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
If you miss this hour's keyword to win one thousand
dollars from the Cash Squatch, I'll give it to you
in here in just a few moments. But I man,
I went to I had an appointment yesterday for an
ear nose and throat doctor.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Yeah, how was that?

Speaker 6 (10:45):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
This is the fourth E and T I've been to.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I was gonna say, I feel like you're there all
the time, not all.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
The time, but more often than most people, just because
I got I got this thing called you station tube dysfunction.
And it feels like there's fluid in my ears, like
jumped in.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
A pool and they can't just drain that.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, They've tried to put tubes in my ear once
to see if that worked, and nothing worked. And yeah,
just especially if I work out and and I'm super sweaty,
like they just my ears fill up.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's it feels like it's crazy. Did they give you
any helpful information?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, they it looks like I've got I've got it
for one, a deviated septum and I might have to
have surgery on that. Cocaine No, no cocaine. Apparently it's
a birth defect. It's what it looks like to them.
And and so yeah, I've got the And it's also
these things on my nose. I can't remember the names
of them, but they're they're boggers. Not buggers, No, these

(11:35):
like like.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Not rockets.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
They're swollen, and it's making my airway very very small.
So I have a real hard time.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Breathing your nose tonsils.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I have a very small airway and my deviated septum
and my Eustachian tube dysfunction and the fact that everything's
just all jacked jacked up in there and swollen that
I just have a hard time breathing at night. I
don't snore or anything. I just I personally can't breathe
on my back, so I have to sleep on my side.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Does it just wake you up constantly?

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, I wake up all the time and I'm just
not getting sleep.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
You have a terrible time sleeping.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, it takes me forever to fall asleep. And I
realize I've been struggling with this since I was a kid.
I could just remember I would always hang my head
off the side of the bed so I could breathe.
It's very strange, and they're saying I might need a
sea pat machine, which I do.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Feel like you've kind of been resisting.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I have for a while.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
But now, does it have anything to do with the
fact that you have a loving, supportive partner that now
that you're like not embarrassed to wear it around her.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, I just think I need some sleep. I mean,
maybe there's a little bit of that.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm sure subconsciously it's a little bit of that, Laura.
But I just need some sleep, you know, And I
struggle so bad to go to bed. But I got
to hear from somebody who who's on the seat pat machine.
Is Are they really that great? I've heard their life changing.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I've heard nothing but good things about the Sea Pat Machine.
I also have seen not one person not have marks
on their face for the rest of the day that wear.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
See.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
That's what I'm worried about too.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
So you're gonna have You're gonna show up here looking
like you know, you just got done flying a fighter jet.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
That is not true. That cannot be.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
We're going to find out soon.

Speaker 9 (13:13):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Man, that's always seriously concerned about, Like, am I going
to have marks?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Someone? I know when you fall asleep on the couch
and you got that like cord mark on your face
and you wake up.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's what happens to me every weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I uh.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was told it's the gold standard. It's the gold standard,
and I've been resisting it, like you said, Laura, for
a long time, but I might need to see Pap.
I just need to know, you know, is it really
worth it here? Because it's going to be a lot
of money. It sounds like.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Look, it's going to be like when you know someone
who is deaf, has been deaf for their entire life,
get like a cochlear implant or something, and all of
a sudden they turn it on and they can hear.
I feel like that's gonna be you with sleep. You're
gonna be like, oh my god, I hope this is
what I've been missing my entire life.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Maybe I don't even know what real sleeps like.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, crying yourself to sleep every night, just tears of
joy just streaming down your face.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
If it's just for so liberated, well, I cry my
sleep every day.

Speaker 10 (14:04):
Just my point.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh that's very sad.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well, I mean, get one, try it out and see
what it does. Give it some time. What's the adjustment
period on something like that?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't know. That's what I'd love to hear from
somebody who's already using to see Papa. What's it? What's
it all about? How long does it take to adjust
to it? Or do you wear it all night long?
Or do you rip it off at some point.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
I think you wear it all night.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, the doctors are saying it's okay if you take
it off in the middle of night.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't know, like what wear this? I mean if
you want. I mean, you're not going to die, but
you could take it off in the middle of the
night and then the problems will just come back and
you just maybe not wake up. But whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Nine eight one nine seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
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to be like Laura and fall asleep within ten minutes
or less. Could pass out.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah that's a long time.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, I'm jealous. How long does it take you to
fall asleep?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Casey Oh, it doesn't take me long to fall asleep.
Staying asleep is a differ story. I can fall asleep
with relatives ten minutes, fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (15:06):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Fifty four ninety seven cent of Texans says Tanner. I
have a seatpap, and I was just like you. I
hesitated at first, but I cannot sleep without it. I
was watching a podcast with Amy Poehler and Jack Black
and they were both talking about it, saying that you know,
they're both on seat paps and they can't sleep without it. Now,
it's like it's changed their lives.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'm looking at pictures of these seatpat machines.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Let me see I can on vacation, Babe, where'd you
put my seatpap? Oh that looks terrible.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Looks like a little like an elephant trunk.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, that's it. You' look going to look like you're
flying a fighter jet all night. Every night. You're gonna
be amazing.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Aliens from Prometheus. Fat Thor says, my buddy has a
seatpat machine. He says he's been getting the best sleep
of his life. I myself should probably get one because
I don't sleep more than three hours a day. My god,
fat Thor, that's why you're a maniac. Yeah, some damn sleep.
That's crazy, He says, A slam niquill just to get
a full six sometimes.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh dude, Yeah, I've been. I've been on the five
year plan for I don't know, I mean since my
kid was probably about five. Like, I haven't slept much
more than five hours a night early years.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Let's go to is this carry.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
It's Russ.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
That's my wife's then.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Hey, what's up, Russ, Big Russ? What's going on?

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Man sepaa sheet is the best thing I've ever done
in the last ten years. I get yelled at if
I fall asleep without it on?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Really, and now do you have that? Because I saw
that there are different ones, different models. Do you have
like a big one that goes over your whole face?
I saw some that were like a full on it
was like a full on helmet kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I want one that was like a backpack that I
just never took on.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
You what do you know?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's just nose and mouth.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
Took like a month to get used to, but a
month I fall asleep instantly and it's the best sleep ever. Really,
highly recommend it.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Okay, you said nose and mouth, because I've seen the
one that looked like an oxygen mask and then there's
one that looks like it just covers your nose.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, they have they have. They have specialists that'll fit
you up with it. So if you go in and
you do the study, they'll they'll get you taken care of.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, I got a h My next apployments on the
twenty eighth, they're gonna do a CT scan of my
whole you know, congested head, and then we like go
from there because I gotta go through a bunch of
steps before I get this thing right. So yeah, all right, dude,
Well yeah, that was the pain.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
But a whole month though.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I was thinking it'd be like two weeks, but damn well.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I mean it's just getting used to having that thing
on your face.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Your body's got to adjust to it too.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah all right, thanks Russ, appreciated, bro.

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
We got a text from ninety six sixty eight. It says,
my husband sleeps super great now and doesn't snore. If
you need a good E and T, I have one
for you. I found a good one yesterday. I finally
went to This was my fourth E and T, the
fourth one. Let us go to line too. It's Tanner
Lauren Casey, good morning, that's you. Yeah, go ahead, Bill, Hey, Bill, and.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
I've had mine for several years. I actually I went
to a BYPAP which regulates how much aaron goes in
and out different different pressures, because I have found out
I had better breathing when I was a little pressure
going out than when I was taken in. Oh no,
but I've had one for years, and I got used

(18:18):
to pretty quickly. The reason I had to have half
to have minds. I had a car rolled out of
me and crushed my face.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Dang, wow, many did it take you a month to
adjust to it too?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Or was it quicker?

Speaker 9 (18:31):
No?

Speaker 10 (18:31):
It took me less than that. It was pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Okay, it's just very.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
I've had different one. I had one that had to
cover my mouth and had pillows what they call pillows
that go up in sear mouth flows. And I went
from that to the bypap machine which I have now,
which was regulates the stuff, but it covers my nose
in my mouth. Yeah, because I'm basically a mouth breather
because my sinuses are so screwed up.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, lords of mouth breather too. You and Laura mouth breathing.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I have a mouth breather, all right.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Man, Well, dude, I appreciate you calling and sharing that
stuff with this man. I I hope I don't get
the full mask, but you know, I have like a
collap hole, my airways totally collapsing. I'm on my back,
so uh you know who knows.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeah, you're gonna be looking like Darth Vader.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, all right, thanks, Bro, appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
So it's one hundred percent that it's improved everybody that's
used it. Yeah, so that's pretty good. Intel.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
This one says sixty five eighty four says my mom's
cat has figured out that if he turns off her
seapat machine, she'll wake up and he gets treats.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Oh, Mike caring to kill the cats are so savage.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast talking.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
About sea pat machines. I probably am gonna have to
get one. Yeah, and I'm not thrilled at like the
Laura said, I've been fighting it for a long time,
but I just I'm ready. I just need to get
some good sleepers. I think a lot of things are
going to get better if I justsed to.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Be life change.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
You're gonna love it once you have it.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Everyone says that you do there to get the seapap,
but it's it's a game changer. This text from ninety
nine to fifty one says, I've had a seatpap, but
now I have a bypap. Haven't been able to get
to use it, and it's been three years, so I
can't use mine. I've I've tried five different masks. Huh huh,
Like you just can't use it because it's.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't think it's annoying, or to go back and
get another tutorial.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
This person says it is all about the mask. Research
the mask, I have to wear one of those hose
connects at the top of the head on mine. That's
why I don't want to do I don't want to
have to do Prometheus mask.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
So do you have to sleep on your back then
when you've got the seapap?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I don't know, because I like to sleep on my
side too. I really rotate everywhere. I'll sleep on my stomach,
my side.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
My back.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I mean you'll definitely not be able to sleep on
your stomach, which is.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Fine, that's like the last one that I do. Yeah,
but my sides for sure. But my back is where
I'm most comfortable. I just can't breathe on my day.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
So if you have a sea pap, though, that'll take
care of the issue. Yeah, it seems like that would
be the only position you'd be able to sleep with
the mask on, especially if you've got hoses going all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
And t said that my deviated septum is one of
the worst you's ever seen.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
So, like, what aren't you thinking about getting surgery? I
might have to, So the seapap is first.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I think I might have to have both. It's it's
that bad. It seems like I have to go through
a few more tests.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
But got it.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's it's you know, it is what it is. But
just to let you guys know, there's really any chance
I could die any night. I bet if you put
that sepap.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
On your nose and you open your mouth, it would
sound like you could hear the ocean, like you put
one of them shelves up to your ear. Put your
ear up to your mouth.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Can you come in wearing it one day?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I would like you to wear it all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's Tanner Lauren Casey, good morning, yeah too, Hello, ye ye.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Yeah, I wear machine. Uh I ha, look for thirty
years and uh I'm gonna go in for a new
sleep therapy and whatnot. But hey, it's best thing I've
ever done.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Everyone's saying that it's the best thing.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Thirty years. Security blanket man, that first seatpat must have
been like a box fan and a garden hose.

Speaker 12 (22:20):
Thirty years.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, dude, thanks appreciate it. Here's what a sea
pap machine sounds like. If you guys haven't heard one,
it's on the internet.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
So it's like white noise.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh wait, is that that might have been? This is
a white noise machine. Oh okay, how loud does the
seapap machine? This guy's got a video. Oh I don't
sit here and watch a six minute video. Just give
me the sound for God's sakes.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Now with the P thirty.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh oh yeah, now the P thirty bottle, this was
a little bit quieter fifteen.

Speaker 12 (22:56):
It is pressure with the P ten. I was getting
thirty one to thirty three decibels on average, with a
peak of thirty five decibels, and then a twenty pressure
thirty two to thirty eight decibels with a peak of
forty one.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
That's not bad. And I like white no I like
white noise.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Hey you're don't you don't you sleep with like a
fan or something?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Both a fan and a white noise machine. I have problems.
It's Tanner Lauren Casey, good morning.

Speaker 10 (23:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
How are you good man?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (23:29):
The seat bap is a life change. It just got
mine this year.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Uh do it?

Speaker 13 (23:34):
The hose on the top of the head isn't really
a problem. You can sleep in any position. Okay, Uh,
don't make don't make a lot of negatives before you
get it.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
All right, Well, I am making a blot in my head.
If you knew me, you know that I think about
the worst.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
I know.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
I know you.

Speaker 13 (23:51):
I listen to you every morning.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I appreciate it. Brother, Thanks man, I'm gonna get it.
I got an appointment on the twenty eighth to see
what's next. So if that's what it takes, that's what
it takes.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
And I'm sure they've come a long way, right, Like
the machine technology has to have improved quite a bit
from you know, the dawn of the CPAP to now.
So I'm sure you've got multiple options to give you
the optimum sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Back in the day, it was just somebody stepping on
a hose.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I'm sure you had like one or two options. Now
you probably half a dozen.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 10 (24:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
We got this online at one of five nine in
the br dot com or we'll be here in a
little bit. But Bruce Dickinson a iron maiden. Yeah, listen,
I got mad respect for our maiden. Love Bruce Dickinson.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
But what the hell is this?

Speaker 14 (24:34):
The Kats red the bombs for singing care prove through
the night, not a fight. Well, still there.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
This is Bruce Dickinson singing the national anthem at the
Lee Knights game this week, and uh, so far, what
do you think?

Speaker 10 (24:56):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
The notes he can hit that are in his his rain.
The timing is all solid. Yeah, I don't know what
he's doing with that. But I mean, like that last
note you played where he held it and there was
a little vibrato.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, Bruce, And didn't he but do this a couple
of weeks ago at the Seahawks game.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, yeah, and he was screeching, screaching singing the national anthem. Yeah,
the Cats n C the.

Speaker 14 (25:22):
BOMs singing can't prove through the night?

Speaker 15 (25:29):
Not OUTSI was still there. Oh, does not starspile?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I thought that was okay, don't you?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I think it got it got better as the song
went on, Like at the beginning, it was certainly a
little bit rocky.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I'm just somebody who believes that the national anthem should
be sung straight. I don't care how good you are
or how bad you are. Don't get all fancy with
the notes. All right, don't try to add your little
you know, your personal touch to it. Just sing it normal,
like a normal person. All out of firework in the air.
We can all go home.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, well, everybody has tried to make it their own
for years and years.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I hate it when they do that because it sounds awful.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Your personal favorite is a Fergie's rendition. Yeah, like the jazz. Oh,
that one's so good man. They should hire her every time.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
So we'll have that online in just a little bit.
Someone said the same thing I just did. You eighteen
twenty had said, just sing it normally. I agree. Just
don't get all crazy with it. Yeah, just you know,
it's a simple song. We all know it. I mean,
it's not a simple song to sing, but.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
It's not and we don't and I'll know it. I
mean that's been proven time and time.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Can't you could you sing the national anthem?

Speaker 11 (27:04):
I I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
We should you do it on the show?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
We should, all three of us.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Should do it. One of the hardest songs you can sing, I.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Think so, I mean in terms of range.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
If you sing it and belt it out like for real,
I try.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
We should all do it. In like a soundproof booth
or something, oh man, like a studio, like a yeah,
so that we can't hear each other doing it?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
All right, well it would be terrible.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Who would be me? I would Oh, I can't sing
the national anthem. So we'll do it and we'll see
how it goes. I think that's uh, just throw ourselves
out there. Okay, Laura's I I.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Oft, but like, no studying first, we have to go
in cold.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
All right.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
If you know it, you know it.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
If you don't, you don't go.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes seven is on mc glofflin Geverly text line. Also
your chance at one Grand happens right now.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Uh, I'm still watching Monster, the Ed Gaines Story Solid.
It's on Netflix right now. It dropped the last Friday,
and I'm uh six episodes deep and it is the
most demented. Like I have to watch an episode of
Veggietails after this, you know, like when it's so it's
so grotesque, palette cleanser, there's necrophilia, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I haven't gotten to any of that yet. I mean,
I guess I know the story of Ed gain kind of.
But you guys keep saying stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I also keep saying ed Gaines, but it's Ed Gains.
I like saying Ed Gaines. Eddie, Eddie, Yeah, oh Eddie.
He's the killer who spawned the story for Psycho and
Texas Chainsaw Mas here. Well, the new season of Monsters
focused on him, and he is a flung Creek man.
Like we're gonna hear some spoilers here. I'm just gonna
let you know right now. He talks like that, which

(28:51):
is kind of annoying, but there's like he and I'm
not gonna give with too much, but like he wears
his mom's face at one point. Yeah, I think it's
his much face.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
He wears a face.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I don't think it's his mom's face, because couldn't he
not dig up his mom? Like, wasn't that the thing?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, I'm with Laura here. I think he he just
kept taking and then he would take what he needed
off of each person.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
So it's like a mister Potato man kind of, Yeah,
just take bodies apart and then put him on one. Yeah,
so oh my god.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah, because I think he tried to dig up his
mom's grave and then it didn't and then she was like,
just get the body next to me.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, you're not going to make a You're not going
to make a leather sofa out of one one person.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Oh the nipple chair just really got me.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Man, I can't Why is it too grotesque? Is Monster
at the ed Gain story two grotesque? Is it glorifying?
Because I read last night that it takes lots of
liberties with the truth, like there's a lot of things
that just didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah, which I don't think that should be the case.
If you're going to do something like this, it needs
to be the true story, should.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Be the true story. But Hollywood has always taken liberties
with things and inflated the story to make it more
or exciting, so it's not surprising that they do that.
I just think that it shouldn't be straight fabrication.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, you may maybe build on what the facts are,
but I don't think you just make stuff up.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that at all. There's
a lot of movies that are based say they're based
on true stories that are pretty they're fabricated basically. And
I follow this guy on TikTok who his whole thing
is like, what movies based on a true story that's
actually totally made up? And he'll just go down the
list of movies and it's pretty incredible, like movies like Rudy,
you know that really happened.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Well, according to Google, it takes seven bodies to make
a leather sofa.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Seven but did you just google that?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Yeah, seven you need.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
To make it?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Says two of them need to be big backs.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
My god, so.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I have regular's two big backs. You got yourself a sofa.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I'd be afraid to check Casey Google search history.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Oh yeah, he's going to prison right away for that
for sure. All right, Well there it is nice couch though, Yeah,
you check it out Softest Fun the Ottoman. If you
like true crime, you gotta you gotta go check out Monster.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I don't think I don't think it is glorifying it though,
you don't think so. No, it's just too creepy. Everyone's like, man,
that dude's messed up.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
It's like, well, theas brothers they killed their mom and dad,
but they replayed the murder on the show like a dozen.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Doms would have been more gory.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Honestly, it was pretty You are such a demented person
you love.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
I thought Dahmer was messed up so far Ed Gayane
is messed up. But the Menana's brothers, I don't know.
I just didn't do it for me.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
She's crazy, right, you are crazy? Okay, n that's a
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. Watching the news this morning, and
Portland's all over the national news. Rather, it's not just
the local news, but we're on the national news because
of you know, we're living in a war zone.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Le scary out there.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
We're living in a war zone.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
And you know, like Christy Nolan was in town yesterday, yeah, right,
Tuesday or was it Tuesday? And she was on the
roof of the ice building and they've got like guys
with paintball guns up there and they're shooting people like
down there on the protest though, you just see people
in like frog suits and unicorn suits.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Yeah, it's been pretty tame, I think for the past
couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Well, leaving the Motus Center last night, walking back to
my car, I had to fight for my.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Life, did you right?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
That's where the real war is happening.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I got accosted by three little people with a switch
plade and fought my way.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Back to my car right for thirty seven and a
half minutes, dangerous out there.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Didn't even stop for a gatorade. I was just swinging.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's just it's so funny. So we thought, you know,
let's do a you should check in from your post
this morning.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Where you listening to us at in this war zone
city and this war ravaged city?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
If you can see through your plywood windows?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, ninety sevens are McLoughlin Cheverlet text line? Are you
at work today? Are you at work today listening to
us in this in war ravaged Portland? Are you do
you have the day off? Or are you in the car?

Speaker 4 (33:06):
What are you doing running errands?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, let's do a check in from your post. How
is the how's the war looking? How the boys on
your on your end of the war? Body scattered everywhere?
Tell us about it? Eight six six four nine are
just to shoot us a talkback message to our iHeart
radio WOP. It's one of five nine the brew Tanner,

(33:28):
Laura and Casey live from the bunker. Yeah, in more
ravaged Portland.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
We're out here.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Want you to check in from your post. Tell us
what's going on? This morning in this war ravaged city.
Tell us what's happening on your end of the war.
We got some talkback messages through IHEARTRADIOOB private bet batter.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
This is Baldigle one, request permission for takeoff.

Speaker 13 (33:48):
We have a truck bload full of supplies.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Our objectivists that we take all the bridges in town.

Speaker 16 (33:52):
Overn crew Suicide squad here. We're deep into the trenches.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (33:57):
We're trying to talk this man off the top of
his tent from jumping. Doesn't look like it's going too well.
He's definitely talking to Jesus or the Devil. We can't tell,
but yeah, we're deep in it. We'll keep you updated.
Suicide Squad out later.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Do the Lord's work out there.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
This report comes to us from eighteen twenty nine. It
says all quiet on the Oswego Front, a true neutral
zone in this bloody war ravage territory.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I guess we Go was allegedly Switzerland.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Thirty forty nine says the police will be showing up
to be questioning beef water in about an hour. Fifty
eight to fifty eight says I'm working in the woods.
It's nice and peaceful. Don't have to deal with all
the politics. It's getting really old here in each side
bashing each other and saying it to the other side's fault,
and everyone's lying. All politicians are liars. E can't believe
any of them. This comes from fourteen eighty two. It's

(34:52):
just good morning, checking in from my van van carnage.
All over the city. We love, We would love to
have to. I don't know what he's talking about. Ninety
nine eight says I'm currently driving down one hundred and
twenty second towards Pale and I'm a duck. I'm duck

(35:12):
diving and dodge. Sorry, I'm duck diving and dodging these
terrorist potholes.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Oh yells, potholes wreaking havoc on our city.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Sixty nine ninety six says been off work since ten
to one, getting ready for our wedding coming up on
Saturday ten eleven after thirteen years together. Won't be back
in work to work until ten twenty as we're going
to New York for a honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Congratulations soldier. It's about us.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Wait to celebrate outside the war zone.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
A wartime wedding.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
It's good, I hear you. Wartime wedding there it.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Is checking from your front right now, checking from your
post one oh five nine the Brew on Instagram, or
you can just send us a talk back message.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Download that.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
iHeart radio wapah and uh see godspeedy, god speed Soldier,
god speed ninety one nine seven. Is im a golfing
cheverlet text line? All right? Coming up in a few
minutes to get some Adam Sandler tickets. Yes, I also
have some listener email. Okay, I could you know this
isn't really that intense, so let me just read this

(36:10):
to you now. I got this from Tyler. It says
I'm not new to the dating game or anything, but
it does something change when you hit thirty. About two
months ago, I started dating a girl who I met
at a work function, and we we really hit it off.
In fact, we just made the whole boyfriend girlfriend thing official.
There is a downside, though, Apparently being called my girlfriend

(36:33):
also entitles her to a key to my place, and
I'm just not feeling that. And when I said that
I wasn't comfortable with giving her a key, things turned
into well what are you hiding from me? Kind of
a thing.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
What so is, he says, is this normal, this is
a new So you've just you've just donned this at relationship, right,
So we are now officially in a relationship, boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
And girlfriend committed, right, and now all she wants a key?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay. The key comes a little bit later, right, like
did you ever start dating somebody and just go hey,
all right, great this we're on date five. Here's a
key to my place?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yes, it's not a job, right, like, here's the key, Yeah,
here's a key.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Car.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Key comes a little bit later on when it's like, hey, man,
I got to go out of town for business. Can
you come over and feed the dog?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Take care of these things?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
And then maybe you don't give the key back, like
I have keys on my key ring from friends, you know,
three houses ago, just because it's like, yeah, I showed
up and fed your cat that one time, and I
never gave your key back. Otherwise I would say unless
you're living together, you.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Know, or was there a lot you know what I mean?
Like that, there's it doesn't just come automatics.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
This is a create a clear red flag that she's
a bit clingy and possessive and maybe a little jealous.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
It's like, what are you hiding from already in your
own home, Like, I don't know that seems.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
How about my bathroom habits? You know, I don't want to.
I don't want you to know these things.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, and that's like it's still your personal space.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
And I'm gonna need to put a nannycam in every room,
by the way, including the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
But we don't know here, you know, it places out
Devil's advocate. We don't know really how long they've been together.
It sounds like they've been hanging out for a little
bit and just officially made it a thing.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, but they just like if there was not even
a label on it prior then, like just because you
are officially dating, like boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever you want to
call it, I don't think entitles you to a key.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
You've never asked for a key right away you got
together and no, no.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
The only time I've ever shared a key with a
partner is when my ex and I were living together.
That's it.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Well, if I don't have my name on the title
to your car on date three, and if you don't
sign half of your house over to me, it's looking good.
I'm not saying it's over, but we got some things.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Do you even care about me at all? I would
also like to know who else you're dating, bro Tyler,
I would say tread lightly because these are red flags.
I mean, you know, don't give her a key. You
don't want to give her key to your place?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah, And maybe it's not like a red flag. Maybe
it's like a pink flag and you just need to,
like a red flag, have a conversation about it. But
that does seem a little extreme.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's a red because it shows that, like, what do
you like? She's jealous and already?

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Do you get a key to her place too? Do
you just get to show up whenever you want?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Like, that's a good question, that's a very good question.
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I don't even want someone to have a key to
my place.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Zero six six one says a key is a major
red flag. Key issues are a major red flag. Hell
no to that, son, Yeah, I mean, I.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Think the easiest thing to do here is just give
her a key to a lock that's not your door,
and you go, you go, yeah, hold on to this.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
You can have you can have a key to my
po bu but check it out.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
So then you'll know if she's trying to creep when
you're not around or whatever, because she'd be like, hey,
the key didn't work. Yeah, and you'd be like, well,
how would you know that?

Speaker 10 (39:48):
Right?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Oh, that's a good That is weird, is she's just
going to be showing up with Yes, this.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Is a great way to flesh that out.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
If she wants a key right now already, Yes, she's
going to show up an announced, she's going to walk in,
you know. And if if you're at that point in
your relationship, cool, But if you're not, then you're not
and you shouldn't be rushed. So I say, don't give
her the key, but tread lightly broke because it's to me,
it's a giant red flag. Lord, it's a pink flag,
but I think.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
It's well, it's it becomes a red flag if you
talk to her, and it's a deal breaker, you know
what I mean. If she keeps insisting on having a key,
then yeah, I would run the other direction for sure.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Thirty nine eighty two says she's asking for a key already.
Bro Run seventy four to sixty two says this guy's
wife should be pissed if his girlfriend's walking in on them.
I don't No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
He's married, and that's why he doesn't want to give
her the key, because I.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Mean, how how willing do you just go giving somebody
access to all of your personal stuff? Yeah, it's this
is just something that's maybe a year down the road.
In my opinion.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I feel like that's something that takes time, and let
me do that. Like if I want to give you
a key to my house, I'll give you a key
to my house.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
That's a big step, right, We're going.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
To start with the key to the shit. We'll work
our way to the house.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
No, that's where the bodies are buried.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Seven.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
That's our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line or you can send
us a talk back through our iHeartRadio app. We're commercial free.
It's Tanner, Lauren Casey.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
One oh five nine The brew Laugh from the Bunker
again checking in what we want you to?

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Check him?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
From the post and war ravaged Portland.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Man, what's going on on your side.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Of the war.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Hey, it's me.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
I'm checking in from Bull Mountain aka Communist China. I've
been approached by several maniacal squirrels. I saw a few
raccoons with sharp teet so tiny, so sharp, super super dangerous.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Get him out.

Speaker 10 (41:46):
You gotta get him out.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, go get him out of here.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Oh way, keep the raccoons.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Can't trust them?

Speaker 10 (41:53):
Uh all right?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Eight sixty six four four five nine is the phone number.
So this guy Tyler sent a message in asking us
if it's normal that his brand new girlfriend they just
you know, they've been hanging out for a while, they
just made it official. She pretty much immediately asked for
a key to his place, and he's not really comfortable
with that, and he's wondering is that normal? Should he

(42:15):
give her a key to the place? Ninety eight fourteen
says a key is a gift granted by the owner
when they feel comfortable and prepared to open that door.
No pun intended, her feeling ented, her feeling entitled to it,
and then getting aggressive is danger territory. Nextual demand to
have joint spending accounts and access all of your online
profiles hard pass. This text from sixty nine ninety one

(42:39):
says Tanner, how long did it take for you to
give your girlfriend a key to your place?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
It was a why?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I mean because we've known each other for thirteen fourteen years,
and we started I don't know, hanging out. I don't
remember how long.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
And also didn't she just did she come over and
like watch your past?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yes she did. Yeah, so if I went to Disneyland
or something, she'd watched the animals. So I gave her
a key not too long ago though, like probably like
two months ago. And it was it was easy, it
was fun. I was actually excited to give it to her, right,
And that's the.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Way it should be. It's like you should be the
one in charge of making that decision.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, not her. I actually didn't tell her. We just
I just we just pulled up the home depot and
she's like, what are we here for? Would like, what
are we at home deepo for? And I just walked
out of the key key Oskin made.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
A key for Oh.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
It's like it's like a promposal.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Here's a letter when and when not to use this key. No,
there was no letter.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
It's a pretty fun surprise though.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Uh seven thirty seven seventy six says, you don't ask
for a key. You're giving a key. You don't ask
your partner what they're hiding from you, unless you believe
they're hiding something from you already. She needs she needs
showing the door, but not your door, someone else's door.
So yeah, don't give her a key, bro.

Speaker 8 (43:48):
So this is a.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Universal red flag here, everybody. Everybody's saying, pump the brakes.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah that is. I mean, you don't become boyfriend and
girlfriend and immediately ask for a key.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Well, especially when even if they've been seeing each there
for a couple of months, just because there's a label
on it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Now, like that's not eighteen twenty nine, said Run, dude, Run,
I'm surprised she hasn't asked him to pump out a baby.

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Next.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I was just thinking about a trap situation there where
maybe I'll stop taking that pill.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, she's gonna be poking, poking holes and condoms at
no time.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Problem.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
All right, more of your.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Calls at texts coming up in a few minutes, coming
up next. So we got some Adam Sandler tickets if
you want to see The Sandman coming up later on
this month at the Modus Center. We need collers ten eleven, eight, six, six,
four four, five, one oh five nine. We'll play another
edition of Who Am I? Coming up right after Jimmy
Eat World. It's Tanner, Lauren Casey on the trip.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Podcast, Portland's rock Station one O five nine in the
Brew It's Tanner, Laura and Casey and all this week,
we got tickets to go see comedian Adam Sandler, Yeah,
the Sandman. Casey and I went to go see him
last time. He was here, so good.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I think I'm gonna go this time too.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I think so, yeah, because it would probably be the
same like you at format. You know, there's a lot
of music, a lot of stand up, but just different.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I saw some photos from another town the other day
and it looks like a big screen like we saw
the last time, so I'm sure it will be similar.
But a good time.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Nonetheless, Yeah, tickets all this week with a game we
like to call who Am I? Yeah, Lady Laura explain
how the game's played.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, So I'm going to read some clues about a
person or a character. One by one. I will read
off these clues. They get easier as the clues go on,
but you just have to identify who I Am talking about.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Right, Let's meet our contestants this morning, Calling from Vancouver. Actually, no, sorry,
calling from Salem. His name is Corwin. It's an interesting name, Corwin.
What's up bro, Nothing much, man, Just heading to work
right now. Who you named after? Corwin? I've never heard that.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
It's an original name. My parents just saw it on
TV one time.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I dated a girl named Marquita, and it's because her
mom saw she heard that name in a Colgate commercial
in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's funny and it just stuck. When I have a baby,
I'm naming it Marquita.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah all right, dude, Well, let's meet your opponent and
see if he's gonna take you down today. He is
calling from Vancouver. His name is Casey.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
What's up bro, Not much, man, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
It's going well. You guys know how to play the game. Yeah,
all right, So we've had one winner this week so far.
It was yesterday.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Not a great track record.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, and people are saying that these are easy. Just
the people on the phone can't get it. So we'll
see how today goes.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yes, indeed, just make sure you use your name as
your buzzer. If you know the answer, shout your name,
all right, first person. I am an English singer, songwriter
and night I play piano.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Casey.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
That is correct on the board, quick damn number two.
I am a Muppet character. I live on Sesame Street.
I am beloved. People love to hear my falsetto singing voice.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Kapy Casey, big Bird.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
It is not big Bird. I live in my own
world on TV. I help teach kids mad or happy.
I am always red faced.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Her Corlin.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
It is Elmo one one tight game, all right. I
had a particular job longer than anyone else. I never retired.
My cousin and I held the same job. My wife
is almost Corwin. Mario, No, that's a that's a great guest, though, Maria,

(48:15):
continuing on. I didn't let my disability slow me down
my special My special projects were called the Alphabet Agencies.
My new deal helped many people. Who am I with
the initials fd.

Speaker 8 (48:33):
R, Corn Corwin, Franklin, Roosevelt.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
That is correct.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
To the one Corwin next clue. I am a rom
com queen. I'm from an opera family and speak German.
I love and live in New Orleans. I have been
a bartender and a yeer leader. I star as special

(49:04):
Agent Ashbourne in the Heat. I cannot defy gravity. I
escaped from Jesse James.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Oh, I know who this is? Casey?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
That is correct?

Speaker 8 (49:21):
Two and two.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Here we go down to this the marble final clue.
We are an American band. Our music could be described
as psychedelic country. Ben and Jerry created an ice cream
named for our singer Casey.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
That is correct.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
There, it is Son.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
The other Casey from Vancouver takes the victory.

Speaker 13 (49:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I actually I did not know many of those.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
We know there can only be one Casey from Vancouver.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Well, just make sure you're living right up there. I
don't need you smiting my name around my town.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Casey, you just got yourself tickets to go see Adam
Sandler later on this month at the Modus Center. Brother,
hang on, we'll get your info and we'll have another
pair of tickets coming up tomorrow. So core when you
can try again then, my friend and online at one
oh five nine in the Burnon cong you're.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Listening to the Tanner Laure Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
What it's Tanner Lauren Casey And I saw this just
the other day. Apparently this new trend is becoming quite popular.
There are businesses like new startup companies and tech companies
that are demanding people not wear shoes at work, Like
it's mandatory that you you take your shoes off and

(50:41):
you come to work. You can walk around barefoots or
in socks or even slippers. I guess. But the whole
idea is I guess, just like make people feel more
relaxed and comfortable and it gets them to work better together.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Or is this a move to lure people back from
the comfy confines of their home office to come back
to the office to participate.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, you don't have to put your clothes on here either,
just come back.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Come back your slippers.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
But they say that that workers can go barefoot where
socks are you slippers? To create a more relaxed and
collaborative atmosphere.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
More collaborative because we're not wearing shoes.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I gotta tell you, if I go over there and
you smell like cheese because your shoes are off.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, are there rules that doesn't seem very collaborative freshly showered?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, Because if I'm trying to work with you and
I smell your feet, I don't want to work with you.
I'm gonna be over here.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
It's the same reason why like I don't want to
see your feet on an airplane. Like if somebody takes
their shoes off on an airplane, I'm like, put those
things back on.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Now, you should be arrested for terrorism.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Yeah, it's like it's terror is not appropriate for the workplace.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah, and uh, just I don't like that at all.
I don't like being barefoot. I never liked being barefoot.
Is maybe if you put like slippers, slippers, I would
have to do.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Yeah, I mean, I guess slippers wouldn't be so bad.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I guess court he told us yesterday that he walks
around the building when he's here on the weekends totally barefoot,
just dog bear, just dog socks. Maybe he had socks on.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Because like I have done that, Like if my feet
hurt or something, I will or if I'm wearing I
don't know, but I'll take off my shoes and just
kind of like you have nice feet.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
So it's never one time has it crossed my mind
to take my shoes off and just waltz around here
my sock.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah, because it's gross, it is weird.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
It's never crossed my mind one time.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I hate going into a friend's house where you have
to take your shoes off.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Look, you're an anomaly though, like you just I feel
like you'd wear wear shoes all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I have house shoes like I don't even have. I
don't like to be barefoot in my own home.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Well, I believe I've told you guys before, this is
a risky move. I worked at in an office before
where we had a shoeshine man that came every Tuesday,
so everybody would be rolling around in their socks. And
my sales manager he left his office too quick, caught
his toe on the on the door frame and snapped
that sucker sideways. So there's a reason we wear shoes
at work.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
And I sat right outside his office. I just heard
him squeal. I turned around and goes, I just broke
my aff and toe.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Yeah, dude, how can a pinky toe be so small
because so much pain?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Right, it'll drop you to the ground.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah, I don't know. The whole thing is weird. And
also like, oh, we're doing it to make people feel
more comfortable and less anxious. I feel like I would
feel more anxious. Also, I don't want people staring at
my feet. Yeah, you know, I charge for that.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
She charges for that, so you don't get that for free.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
I'm still not overseeing airy spears barefoot on our couch
in the green room. Okay, tell me he did not
do that. He did that well, he was just wearing
slides anyway. Oh, just put those feet right back in
them slides.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
But I'm just saying, and I did out him as
the stinkiest community we've ever had in the studio.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
That's why I felt okay sharing this information.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
But Kross, get his dirty dogs off of our couch.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
She's saying all the things. Maybe let's keep our feet protected.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah, I don't like the idea of mandatory shoes off.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
How about give me the especially mandatory. It's like, if
you feel comfortable and you think you'll be more productive
if you don't have your shoes on, Okay, fine, but like,
don't make me take my shoes off.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
So we're bringing back bathrobe, Friday.

Speaker 10 (53:53):
Wear.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah, just show up. Where does it end? We want
to know what weird rules do you have set up
at your job? Do you got something where you I
don't know. There was a friend who I worked with
who wasn't allowed to have Maxim magazines in his radio studio.
Which I thought was a little extreme. I mean, it's
not porn.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Was it the Christian company that you were?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
No, No, they wouldn't let me. I got fired from
that company because I recorded somebody and she was threatening
to bomb the station, like she was threatened to blow
us up for something we aired, and I recorded it,
and when I hung the phone up with her, I giggled,
I went wow or something like that. They fired me
because they thought I was being disrespectful to the audience
because I laughed at this lady blow the station up. Interesting,

(54:36):
So I wasn't allowed to laugh apparently.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Well, it is very serious. She was risking your life
in that moment, and you treat it like a joke
and I laughed it off.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
We want to know what crazy rules are set up
at your job, Laura. You've been at a lot of
places in your life. Have you ever worked at a
place that had crazy rules?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Probably? And maybe this is it's weird to think now
because social media is such a big part of our lives.
But I got in trouble for starting the first radio
station I worked at in West Virginia. I got in
trouble for starting a social media account, a Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
For the radio station, which is what every station.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
And a Twitter account.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I believe.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
They were like, when you have your own radio station,
you can do whatever you want. But we don't want.
We don't, we don't want social media. And it was
because the whole, the whole thing was we were off
the air for like forty eight hours or something and
the issue wasn't being addressed. So I went on Facebook
and I was like, hey, we know we're you know,
we're experiencing some problems, but we'll be back on the
air soon. Just hang tight, geez. And my bosses didn't

(55:40):
appreciate that. I was, you know, calling attention to the
fact that we'd been off the air for two days.
So they were like, no social media allowed.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I met a morning show down in Disneyland in Salt
Lake and they are not allowed to reference coffee on
the air. What so their coffeeugs yorre not coffe mugs.
They're warm drink mugs. Wait, why I believe it's an
LDS owned company. Oh, and they're super firm.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Is it Bonaville.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
I'm not going to name names, but I'm just saying
you can't even reference coffee.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Wow, what show is that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
I don't remember the name.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I mean, I guess in a weird way. It makes
sense because you can't have caffeine.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
We got some text messages coming in. Tell us about
the weird rules that are set up at your job.
Zero two fifty three says Buddy worked at a Chinese
or Japanese place, but wasn't allowed to use utensils, just
chopsticks or soup spoon.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Oh man, all right, did they have utensils available for
guests to use?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
I would imagine we do, but we hold you at
a higher standard.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, you're an employee here.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Seventy two to thirty seven says here's a weird rule
at my work. They actually expect me to work. What
the hell that's BS sixty nine twenty nine says on
a serious Oh, that's some than for something else. Uh,
what's a weird rule that you got set up at
your job that you find ridiculous? But you know whatever,
you got to do it because you got to get
paid eight six six four five nine In case anything

(57:12):
like this when you're an electrician, like you have your
crack out, No, I mean nothing.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
The only rules were like state rules, OSHA rules, things.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Right, like safety hazards.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
You could be a rude as you wanted.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Pretty much. It's smoke while you're working, like it didn't matter.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
What about you, Tanner?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Uh, weird rules, I don't know. I knew we were
doing the segment, but I didn't think about.

Speaker 9 (57:32):
My own thing.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Think about that part.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, I'm sure there are because I worked at you know, Oh,
I wasn't allowed to have my cell phone on me
at Target. But that was early. That was early cell
phone days. I don't know what it's like now.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
I think I had to put my cell phone in
my locker in my first job too.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I got in trouble once because I went into like
a like a janitor's closet to make a phone call
real quick, and my boss came in there and just
chewed me up.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Not allowed, dude, What about what part of no phones?
Don't you understand?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Chad?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Don't It's great when you say it my real name,
that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Okay, all right, not bad.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Coming up in a few minutes, more of your calls.
Case you're okay?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Yeah, I was just look at that John and Sam
in Salt Lake City. That are that can't talk about
se and Sam? John the Morning He also he also
shared a funny tale with me that they posted a
picture about Eddie van Halen, but the picture had a
cigarette burning in the in the neck of his guitar
like he used to do, and he said, I got hotline.
They called me up to me, I got to take
that down.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Show sounds terrible. Let's go to the phones. Let's go
to Alexander.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Good morning, Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
How's going good man? What's happening?

Speaker 8 (58:35):
Nothing?

Speaker 13 (58:35):
So that he broils up my work is if he
used the toilet.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
And leave, you have to clean the toilet otherwise one
of the sale guys get super upset.

Speaker 9 (58:47):
Do that.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
So if there's a streak in the toilet everyone, So
does everyone get in trouble when there's a streak? Or like,
what did you say?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Do they take a picture and send out a company email?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
They line you all up. Nobody's going home until we
get out of the bottom of who did this?

Speaker 4 (59:01):
And check skivvy skivvy check. Yeah, oh okay, but like like, like,
how do they have the point who who done it?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
How do they crack down on that rule?

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Nothing? They just complained. They said that is so unprofessional.
So a few of us chuckle. And then now there's
about three of us that that's our mission every day,
even to sit on the toilet backwards when you go.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Just believe both line no, yes, the commitment to the
bit sitting on the toilet back I love it.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I love it all right, dude, thanks for the call.
We appreciate that. What's a weird rule at your job?
Eight sixty six four four five one of five nine.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I don't know about taking my shoes off at work. Man.
There's new businesses like startup companies and tech companies that
making it. They're making it mandatory where you have to
take your shoes off when you get to work. You're
allowed to wear socks, bear feets, or slippers. Even I
would have to do the slippers.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
You know what's crazy about this is being shoes being
banned at work is weird enough as it is. But
I went to get tea somewhere the other day. It
was like traditional tea service, and before you went into
the tea room, you had to take off your shoes
and put slippers on. Really, and I was like, I
don't know, are these slippers of beans weird.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Give and if there is any cleaning it, they're just
like spring it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Once at a bowling out, so I was like, okay,
it just feels weird.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Were you barefoot?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
No, thankfully I was wearing socks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Yeah. So is this a situation that they don't want
your dirty shoes in where you're going? Because could you
just put a booty on, like you're the Comcast man
coming to do a little service work.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I mean, I guess you could, but I don't think.
I don't think it had to do with they don't
want to vacuum the floor. I think it was just like, okay,
this is the traditional way of doing things. Take off
your shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, well we want to know if your work had
some weird rules, you know, did they make you take
your shoes off? I just like it, you know, not
everyone's got some Sometimes people have what's the what's the
medical can? When your feet always stink?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
How the toast is for your feet?

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Yeah, athlete's foot, But I mean I guess if you
wear socks and slippers like, I don't know, maybe it
could be. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I had a friend who had athlete's foot, and every
time he took his shoes off. It would clear a room.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
He would put odo eaters in that thing every day.
He would, you like he assaulting a steak, he'd pour
that in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
He probably had more going on than athlete's foot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, because it's coming from he's the same guy who
drinks all those rock stars the same my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Anything to do with it, I don't know, but I
I just feel like taking your shoes off in public,
it almost feels like you're naked. Like, it just feels weird.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
It does.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
That's why I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I see people do it on an airplane and I find.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
That it's terrible and they should be thrown right off here.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Six twenty six ninety two says they had a weird
a weird rule word for a popular online pet company.
If someone called in role playing as their pet, we
were required to play along.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
What run that by me? Again?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
If someone called in role playing as their pets, we
were required to play along.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
So like a furry type person, like, how often did
somebody call in as their pet?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Enough for it? That was a rule. That's so strange. Oh,
how would that go? You guys reenacted real quick? So Lorie,
you're calling the pet supply place as as as your
cat and you have to play along.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Hi is this is this pets dot Com? This is Geezer,
the cat calling at a My bob forgot to order
my food, so like, could you please help me? I'm
hungry throwing a couple of miles in there, Geezer, what
kind of what kind of food was it?

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
I can't read, Geezer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Do you know what your what your parents' names are?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
So I don't know that bitch over there, Geezer, what
what kind of food do you like? You're not going
fast enough.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I need answers, Gezer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
We're trying to help you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I could not do this, guys, this is so cringe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Oh it's kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I could not well for fun for you. I thought
I thought it was going to be. She starts me
out and I have to meow back. We have a
meo conversation that goes nowhere. Right, we're gonna try that well,
I didn't know, Like, here we go. So if you're
calling in as your pet, all right, your pet?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
I mean I give my pets voices, just give them
their real sounds and action.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Yeah mel mu mute, yeah mea me, what kind of
wow cat mews like that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Laura, that's a hiss that, not that he's the one
mew mew? What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
And sometimes when she's when it's the witching hour, she
goes raw at nighttime when I'm going to bed. That's
sounds you make.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Well, both are equally annoying. Yeah, I wish I want
to participate in either of those conversations, and I probably
find a new job.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Someone sent a text in and said, sounds like Tanner
has a foot fetish.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Yeah, but we already knew that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Well, No, he is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
He always says he doesn't, but he does.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
It's fairly new. It's a fairly new fetish. It's not
something I've always and into. I hated feet up until recently.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I don't have foot fetishes, have foot fears.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Yes, this this work environment would not be bad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I wouldn't like it at all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Fifty eight twenty seven says those grippy socks from the
trampoline place is probably.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
What he's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
You get or the hospital twenty six ninety two says
worked for a popular Oh, I read that one. Already
listen to this one. We weren't allowed to be friends
with other co workers on social media. That was a
rule at their job.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Well what's the job?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I don't know, doesn't say, but I guess that's weird. Yeah,
I mean because I'm friends with all of you guys
on every social poa.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
I got a weird job. Yeah, maybe it's like a
fraternizing thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I don't know that. I don't know why they wouldn't
want you to be in they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Maybe like listen, we've had a lot of employees rat
out other employees for their Facebook pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
So just also, don't everybody ganging up on Gary. He's trying.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
I did date a guy who worked in the medical
profession and he got a talking to because he was
wearing like screw in one of his dating profile pictures
and somebody saw it and reported him and they made
him take it down. So maybe that maybe that was something.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
In his defense. Scrubs can they're the most universal universe
on the planet. You could you could be pushing a
mop or doing brain surgery wearing the same Get.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Up right right, this text says at burger I'm assuming
they're trying to say at Burger King. Maybe, but right now,
the text says at Burger. There are three jobs that
work crew members, that work crew member, she shift, lead manager,
crew members, and I have to wear hats and all
other coworkers didn't have to do it. It was very stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
So you had to wear a hat and nobody else did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Zero three twenty says I work for Lows and they
don't allow us to wear brands that promote anything except Lows.
But they don't provide clothing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Oh that's annoying, so it just has to be. It
was a generic T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Target was like just red shirt khakis.

Speaker 8 (01:05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Yeah, they've gotten kind of loose on that whole situation.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Oh, yes they have.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I saw a guy just one like a purple shirt
the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I can't determine who works at Target who doesn't. Let's
say they have to have a walkie talkie, then you're.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
This one says I read that one.

Speaker 10 (01:06:09):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
We got some talk back messages coming into our iHeart
radio app. You can send us one any time. It's
free for your cell phone to tell me. So we
want to know what weird rules do you have at
your job like this These companies who are banning shoes
at work.

Speaker 11 (01:06:27):
Man, I swear some of the dumbest dudes that my
rules at work.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Stupid man.

Speaker 11 (01:06:33):
It's like, you can't use your phone while you're driving
where you're seed belt. No drinking and driving that where's
all the fun at guys? You're just killing the mood.
And then the top it off. They put on this
camera that faces me like, man, I'm at work right now.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
What I do?

Speaker 11 (01:06:51):
What I want to do? I'm telling you about no camera?
Oh back hand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
All of you, dude. I would hate being on camera
while I work. I mean we are here, but I
mean like being monitored by your employer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Yeah, where they can just pull you in and go, hey,
let's go over this footage.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Yeah, and it talks to you about your karaoke skills.
You gotta stop singing in your car.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Stop telling me I have a foot fetish you guys,
it's it's a new foot fetish.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
I mean, so you do have you just admitted just
you did the work for it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I do have one, A little bit it all and
all of a sudden just showed up. I've hated feet
my entire life until like last year.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
When did you determine that you love toes in your mouth?

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Are you toesucker?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I'm not getting into this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
He immediately looked the other way, which lets you know
he likes an entire mouthful of foot like just as
much as you can shove in there, not an entire mouth.
I want you to, I want you to tickle that
hanging thing in the back of my throat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
I'll do a tell or two, but I'm not the
whole foot. I'm not licking the whole foot.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Yeah, I feel like your girlfriend probably has pretty small feet,
though she's very tiny.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Feet, and I like it all right. Now we're now
I feel outed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Yeah, outed yourself. Wow, man, it's okay.

Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
This text from twelve thirty five says there was a
rule when I worked at Spencer's Gifts that you couldn't
be friends with coworkers because over fifty percent of theft
was internal.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Oh so we don't need you pulling on any inside
jobs because if your friends on social media, we know
you're stealing from us.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, that doesn't mean they're stealing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
This is ridiculous, but that is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Have fifty percent of the theftis from the people that
work there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
I mean they got some cool stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Yeah, we got you just spending evenings in there, going Hey,
you know what I was thinking that back door don't
have no cameras on it. What do you say we
just steal nine cases of vibrators and get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Yeah, I was thinking more along the lines with Lava lamp.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
But yeah, whatever, they got it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
You got to go deeper into the Spencers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
More of your calls and texts coming up in just
a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Hanging on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura and Casey podcast one
oh five.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
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Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Tanner Laura Casey got another text coming in here on
our mcgloplins Everlake text line at nine eight one nine,
I did reveal that I am a foot guy. I
do like feet. I used to hate feet. I hated
feet up until recently.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
And once I got that lit ball in my mouth,
that rogue cat litter, my life was to change.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
But this, this text says a Tanner, It's okay, my
girlfriend sells feet picks. You're not alone, But I'm not
that like. I don't go looking for feed picks. I
don't buy feed picks. Now there's time, not yet, I don't.
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
So the holidays roll around.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Yeah, this is the gateway for you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
We have other texts coming in. Says we want to
know what kind of weird rules you have set up
at your work. Fifty two eighty eight says, my employer
has this thing where they don't like us picking up overtime.
This happens even though they hand out mandatory overtime every
single day. So they hand it out. It's okay if
we want to pick up, and it's okay to say no.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Okay. So the it's mandatory, but it's not mandatory.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
It's mandatory, but it's okay to say no. Makes no
sense you under that, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
So it's it's an option with a heavy implication that
if you don't do it, I mean, we can't promise
you you're not going to get fired. We're I'm saying
you're going to get fired.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Here's a weird one forty one fifty eight cent a
text and said, we actually had a company rule where
you could where it was actually in there, that you
could not sleep with anybody else's wife in the company.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Oh my goodness, bananas.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
So somebody got cheated on, the boss got cheated on,
and then made that a rule. Right, it has to
be well, but it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Must have been with an employee.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Guess the military. The military is like that though, Like
if you step out, you're you can get kicked out
of the military for that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Yeah, it's it's dishonorable, right exactly. Yeah, a soldier can't
be out there dip in his biscuit. But I'm sure
it happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
We have in the biscuit where it doesn't belong. But
I don't know if this person is, you know, works
for the military.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Hey, you just can't sleep with anybody's wife. Don't sleep
with my wife, bro, it's a rule. You signed the
contract exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
You saw the employee handbook. It's clearly stated on page
thirty five, paragraph C.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
That's weird. We got to this guy on hold, has
been on hold for a few minutes. It's Tanner Lauren Casey.
What weird rules do you have set up at your work?

Speaker 17 (01:11:09):
Well, the only thing else it's kind of weird about
my job is that they won't let us wear any
sort of like colowne or perfume.

Speaker 8 (01:11:16):
Maybe that's not weird. I think it's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Where do you work.

Speaker 17 (01:11:21):
I'm still within my probationary period, so I don't want
to say, Okay, well just tell us well known place.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Well, what what do you do you?

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah, what type of work do you do?

Speaker 17 (01:11:30):
Yeah, I'm a security guard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Okay, all right, so they don't well, yeah, if you
don't want the enemy to smell you coming, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
You gotta be able to sneak up on somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
Well, it's not exactly that.

Speaker 17 (01:11:41):
It's more I work with a handful of incredibly sensitive individuals,
and it's all about the other people that we work with.
And this place is very much open to the public.
You guys have all been there, and they just tell
the employees if they can't wear any colonne or perfume.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Wow, I'm I'm okay with that though. Sometimes people to
put too much of it on and you just smell
like the colonisle at the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
I find what I'm being tackled by a security guard.
I like them to smell natural. So this is I'm
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
I like a little bo smell.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
I want you to be I want you to be
a little gamy, and I want you to toss me
around a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
That's what I meant to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura Casey Podcast one five.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Nine The Brew.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
It's Tanner, Laura and Casey got this guy who's been
on a hold for a few minutes. One more one
more call from people telling us about their weird rules
at their job.

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
What you got, man, Well, you know I deliver electrician supplies.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
Yes, and uh.

Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
In my training, we are not allowed to stop at
liquor stores or dispensaries while on the job because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
They don't want like the vehicle to be seen out
in front.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Probably I don't know, but.

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
It was very weird.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
It was just part of the training videos.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Well, I think it's two of those things.

Speaker 10 (01:13:01):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Yes, if you're driving a vehicle with logos on it,
you don't want to be in front of a bar
or a weed shop. That makes sense to me. Also,
the guys at Carl's Plumbing like to get crumb.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Also they'll be getting high and driving our van around
like that, so it's probably control deal.

Speaker 16 (01:13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:13:17):
I just thought it was a weird thing to put
in training.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Yeah, I get it though.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Thanks to the call.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Here In a few minutes, we're gonna check more of
your talk back messages, so download the app for your
cell phone and once you have the Bruce streaming press
the microphone button also be Fotter Casey b Fodder Bay
will get you another edition of Not Necessarily the News
coming up in about twenty minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
One five nine The Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
It's Portland's rock station.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Tanner Laura, Casey, Casey Bwater Bay's got another edition of
Not Necessarily the News here in about ten minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Oh, it's a doozy, but yeah, tomorrow's a big day
for me. You guys, my girlfriend Ali was in tomorrow, right,
I'm excited about it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Have you slowly been moving things in? Like I'm assuming
she's got like a tooth.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Brow, she's got a lot, she's got all that stuff there,
but it's slowly coming, you know, Like she'll bring a box, Yeah,
I hear him stuff? Yeah what case I was looking?
Are you going to put a chort yard on the
wall or something we haven't talked about. I'm probably I'll
do most. I'll continue to do what I do, and
then you know, she can just do what she wants
what we have for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
And then you look at it and you go how
many stars did we get today? I'm not doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
Yeah, what is?

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
What are her eating habits?

Speaker 9 (01:14:32):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Like, does she eat like you? No? She's you guys
just going to be eating Dino nuggets. No, every night
for dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
She eats like an adult. I'm the one who eats
like a child.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
So is she Do you think? Like, has she made
you things?

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Yeah, so you're you're broadening your horizon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Because she's half Spanish. So she makes me nice Mexican dinner,
some tamales. I love it, And that's what I wanted. Honestly.
I just somebody who can make me good Mexican food.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
She should make beerya for you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
It's like?

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
It is it's like the taco that you can dip.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Oh hell yeah yeah that's like, oh my gosh, Yeah
that great. So yeah, tomorrow's the day.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Casey says everything's going to change for me. I don't
think things are going to change that way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
It's going to change for you in a good way.
It's not going to change for you in a negative way.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
I don't think it's going to change drastically, but I
definitely don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
It's just going to be like, I gotta I gotta
get better at pooping with the door closed because I
have a habit of just leaving it open. Now, so
I gotta fix that out.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Have you ever pooped while she's at your house? Yeah,
but I always close the door then, yeah, so I
mean it won't be that hard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
And always put a note on there if you get confused,
But it's pretty easy to remember when you go in,
just close the door.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Have you ever walked into the bathroom after your wife? Case,
we have separate bathrooms in twenty years, you've never smelled
separate bathrooms forever?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Well, we had when I lived with my ex, we
had I mean yeah, but we had a we had
a bathroom that you could not poop in, Like there
was a pooping bathroom and a non pooping bathroom. Okay,
that's it, but like the pooping bathroom was the one
with like the shower and stuff in it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
You ever walk in there after him?

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I know he did with me, But like we were
very open. I was like, I got a poop and
then I just would like go up and stand up
and go you know, we were just like really transparent
about something.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
I go in my yard like a dog. It makes
everything easier.

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
It's too weirdo. All right, well, wish me luck tomorrow.
I gotta go down there to Dallas and move her
up here. And uh, Dallas, Oregon, you got you got
the truck rented. Uh, we're get it reserved. Okay, perfectly. Yeah,
you're ready to roll. I'm so ready, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Don't forget to put gas in that thing before you
return it. You always remember as you're returning it, and
you're going. Now, we're gonna charge me nine bucks a
gallon Tanner.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Spanish is not Mexican, you poor white guy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
What did you say Spanish?

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
I said, she's half Spanish, so she makes good Mexican food.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Is that not right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Oh? So she's like she's half Mexican.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yeah, is that not right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Well Spanish, I think is yeah, somethingish a little more Spain.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
You can speak Spanish, but you're not Spanish.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
But I mean, if you're right, if you're Mexican, you're
from Mexico, not from Spain.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Okay, there's a lot of a lot of stuff to
worry about here.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Well, I'm sure she'll clear everything.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I was just gonna say, this will be good dinner comps.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
She'll be like, stop calling me Spanish. Okay, that's not
what I am. I've been holding my tongue, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura and Casey podcast got another.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Edition of Not Necessarily the News coming up in just
a second. I wanted to play this clip though. I
saw this online last night.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
This guy is just in his car.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
He's in it looks like he's driving truck. And you
said it to his you know, drop off, drop off
spot or whatever. But he's rocking out to Hank Williams Junior,
just singing along to some Hank Williams and as one does,
at some point, like Google takes over, yeah, and like
cuts it the song off.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
And I hate that for like directions or something.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
I think it maybe hurt him, you know how. Sometimes
it will just be like Siri will just like say hello,
thinks it's you're talking to it or whatever. It sounds
like maybe it's one of those situations. But you do
not interrupt this man when he's singing A long days.

Speaker 14 (01:18:06):
You.

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I'm a virtual assistant, but your words are still very real.
Please keep them respectful. Feedback problem you can send feedback.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
And even the virtual assistant was like, fine, dude, layoff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
It is frustrating, Like when I get a text message,
it'll it mutes the music in my car for like
three seconds, and it's so frustrating.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
When you're singing loud and proud.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
It's interesting that we can now hurt AI's feelings.

Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Yeah, dude, I don't like to people too. I'll say
whatever I want to you Ai. I will say whatever
I want, and I have I've gotten I've yelled.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
At at least though at least it wasn't like you
hurt my feelings, and it was just like I may
be virtual, but your words are very real.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
And you're being reported. You're on a list now. I
hope it doesn't start correcting us, tell us to be
nice to it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
You can't hear Hank Junior for thirty days.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
I did hear somewhere that because AI takes so much
like water to run, you shouldn't ask it to say
or you shouldn't say please, thank you, because it wastes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
More water and money it costs thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
So I try to not be polite when I'm talking
to chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Yeah, what's the last thing you asked chat ChiPT Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
I actually used it for my show in Colorado Springs yesterday.
I was asking it to come up with new mottos
for each city, and then I started reading the mottos
that chat chept came out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Okay, yeah wow, sooner or later, it's just going to
take your job. They're going to steal your voice.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
I'm sure it's already a work in progress.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, wow.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
It's a little scary, but that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
We've never used AI for the show, and I think it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Shows absolutely a I would come up with, way aboutter
so much.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
All Right, you guys, you ready for the news?

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
I have never been more ready.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Let's do it. All right, Wow, coming down, No, I
will not time for another edition of KCP Water Bays
not necessarily the news.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Well, if you have been thinking to yourself, I would
like to try the most expensive burger I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
Can get my hands on, which I have been thinking that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Book yourself a ticket head to Spain because there's a
burger that took eight years of research and development to create,
what with the exact ingredients remaining a secret. The restaurant
says that the price isn't based on gimmicky ingredients like
edible gold, but quality ingredients. How much is it? Anybody?
Anybody guessing ten thousand dollars? Oh, you're so close, eleven

(01:20:42):
thousand dollars A feature there. But here's the thing. You
can't just go and buy it, even if you got
the cash. You got to be invited by this restaurant,
because you don't just get to buy your experience.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I hate you buy and they're not going to tell
me what's in it. I want to know what I'm eating.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
You're going to get the best three meats on the planet,
gonna get You're gonna get some exclusive cheese from Europe.
You're gonna get all of it. And if you've got
the eleven grand, well come get it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Exclusive European cheese, Exclusive European cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
You I wouldn't get that even if I had the money.
You know, like, that's it's so dumb. Well, because I
you know, I usually when you get a burger from
like a fancy restaurant, it's not as good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
I got like s cargo on it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
It's not as good, and I'm not spending eleven grand.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Look, I don't know what you're yelling at me. About it.
Talk to Chef Bosco, Jiminez.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Bosco.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
He wants the He wants a luxury to be unattainable.
So keep your big, fancy money and your fancy credit cards.
It ain't for me. I'll tell you when you're getting
the burger. Okay. On Monday, a gun threat that started
over a NASCAR T shirt cost some scary moments in
a Charlotte, North Carolina, Family Dollar store. Details are sparse,
but it seems that one woman saw another woman wearing

(01:21:48):
a specific NASCAR T shirt demanded she give it to
her on the spot, and the lady said, Nah, you're crazy,
this is my T shirt. I just got it for Christmas.
And she goes back out get gets a gun, comes
back there, the star starts waving the gun around. Not
even did that lady just at people over a NASCAR
T shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Well, I think the rovol was going on this weekend,
so I mean, you gotta be prepared. You can't just
have you can't just go into a race without a
NASCAR T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Well it's true. Police arrived on the scene, made the arrest.
No one was injured, but that NASCAR shirt remained where
it belonged with the rightful owner and she in her way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Funny how that kind of stuff rubs people the wrong way.
I was at the hospital on Sunday because my mom's
in there right now, and I went downstairs to get
something that my stepdad had dropped off for my mom.
It was a bag of stuff for her, and it
came in a Beaver's bag, you know, And so I
go down to get the bag I'm in. I go
back to the elevator. I'm in the elevator with the

(01:22:42):
Beaver's bag and this woman walks into the elevator and
she doesn't say anything to me. She just gives me
a look, looks me up and down like it's a movie.
She looks me up and down. She goes, you got
the wrong bag. Elevator doors open, and she just walked out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Burn got him out the door. Check this out a
viral ramen channel inspired by the Netflix hit K Pop
Demon Hunters. It's landing kids in the burn units. Man
doctors are sound on the alarm saying, hey, cut it out,
and why is it with these uh these what's the
word I'm looking for? I just said it and I
lost it. Now. The challenges, even when they're dumb as,

(01:23:17):
like eating a tide pod. Why do people continue to
do these things when you know it's a terrible idea,
It's it's crazy. So here's this one. You microwave you
your ramen, You get it as hot as you can
take it, and then you just eat it directly out
of the microwave.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
That's a good question. We've learned not to do this
since we were young.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
So you blow on it, yeah, yeah, and you let
it sit for a minute. So do these the K
Pop Demon Hunters? Is that something they do on the show?

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
It's like boil their ramen and then eat it, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Just to try and get a permanent scar burn. Special
to say, they're seeing multiple cases each week with younger kids,
especially vulnerable, especially vulnerable because their skin burns faster because
they're dumb. I just don't understand what on earth would go, Hey,
let's get this boiling hot and then just see if
I can just eat it right away, Like nothing in
your day tells you that that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Sometimes you just can't wait for your run and beef.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
I don't know. That's why I appreciate my mom's work
with the belt. She taught me not to do those things.
A pair of recently discovered fossils from Africa has immortalized
a small craters one and twenty six thousand year old
butt dragging habit. That's right. We've seen our dogs. We've
seen some cats scooting their butts across the carve. This
has been going on for years. The fossils unearthed by

(01:24:34):
the African Center for Coastal Paleoscience feature a track site
and a parent butt dragging impression believed to have been
made by a rock high rax. So it's a stout
rodent that kind of looks like a prairie dog or
a gopher.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Interesting with vampire teeth. Must have had some worms or something.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
So to this day, high raxes drag their butt along
the ground, similarly to dogs stricken with parasites infections.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Parasitic infection, that always mean your animal has worms.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
I don't think so. I think sometimes maybe they're butchet it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Yeah you know, okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Happens well, thank you case. Yeah, there it is, dragged them.
But it's been going on for decades.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
What's not in the news this week? We do have
some text messages coming in on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
We were talking about AI. Laura used some AI for
her radio show in Colorado Springs recently, and this one says,
how dare you forget about AI? Laura?

Speaker 8 (01:25:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
I could never forget about AI Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
You guys are morons. That sounds just like something I
would say.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Yeah, this one says, AI wouldn't come up with freaky
Fart Friday, therefore it's the best show on the air.
Thank you man, Thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
Cha.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
GBT would come up with a much more mature segment
than freaky Fart from Lame which, by the way, another
one's coming up tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Yeah all right, Uh I just recorded it, the new one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
It's yours.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, we're going vocal spoilers a vocal fart?

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
What's trending?

Speaker 11 (01:26:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Online?

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
At one oh five nine the brew do dot com,
you can see the video of Bruce Dickinson of Iron
Maiden singing the national anthem at the la is the
l A Knights game this week, And uh, you know
it was I thought it was terrible, or didn't think
it was as bad as everyone else thought, or at
least I thought, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Was already preconditioned because I heard the rendition a few
weeks ago, and so he didn't do much different. I
feel like he sang it exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Yeah, let me play it again here for you to
pull it up. Sorry, where is it a any Bruce.

Speaker 18 (01:26:44):
Bruce, Bruce, the rocats, the bombs for singing, care proof.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Rushing.

Speaker 14 (01:26:58):
It was still.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Slow down right here? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:27:04):
Oh does not STUSTI.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
O.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
I don't know. I just I don't. I just want
this national anthem to be sung straight. Don't get all
fancy with it. Don't try to throw from crazy, crazy
vibrato or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Listen. I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Sing it straight, And so I thought that sounded like
whales being harpooned. I don't think that was good at all.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
I mean, it's it's better than some we've heard.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Yeah, the the overall like pitch of it all wasn't
too bad. But the tempo going super fast slowing down,
You're right, it did sound like Hey back a cool?

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
All right? You can check that video out. It's online
at one of five nine the brew dot com, and
our podcast is back, so if you have been missing
it lately, it's now online one of five nine the
brew dot com check out out and oh, that's all right,
I forgot. I'm sorry Laura to forget about your dog
of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Dog of the Week.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, we do need a jingle for it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:21):
Dog of the Week.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
I don't know somebody else ork on it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
But yeah, Laura goes to the Orgon Dog Rescue every
Tuesday and and uh, you know, film's a video and
you like, I thought she just showed up for a
couple of minutes. Casey, she's there for like three hours.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Well, yeah, she's doing volunteer work there. She didn't just
show up and pet a dog and split.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
That's what I thought she did.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
She's got stuff to do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
She got pooped to pick up.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (01:28:43):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
I got to mop up the pee and the poop
and the I gotta give give some pups some loving's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Well, it's very nice of you, especially after a long,
hard day. You know, you wake up at three thirty
four in the morning and then you got to do
that till nine.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Yeah, it's three to six, So it's fine, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Oh, it's great. I think it's great that you that
because homes.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Yeah, and it like fills the void in my heart.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
You bring like a little sack lunch with you when
you go there.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
No, I eat before I go, but I bring my
water bottle, okay. And also when I'm like picking up
poop and stuff, it's like I don't really want to
be eating.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Oh man, not me. I'll take a sandwich down in
mid pickup.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
I don't doubt it. Okay. You want to hear about
my dog week? Okay, so this week my dog of
the week. Her name is Lulu. She's very small. She's
like got nine pounds, she's teeny tiny, but she's very fluffy.
She's got a lot of fluf. Yeah, she's white. She
I saw her and I was like, you look like
a stuffed animal or a polar bear or something. But
she's old. She's an old lady. She's like eleven or twelve.

(01:29:39):
They found her as a stray in Texas, so they
don't know exactly how old she is. But man, she's
got like some cataract situations going on. But she's just
like such a fluffball. So I mean, if you know
somebody who needs just like a lap dog to keep
them company while they sit and watch Mattlock, yeah, you know,

(01:29:59):
like this is is the perfect dog, very very very sweetie.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Do you get a deal on these ones?

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
I don't think so. I haven't asked because I haven't inquired.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
We should have, like say the keyword Laura or something,
and then you can.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
If you buy something with a known cataract.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Yeah, do you get it?

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
I feel like it's defective.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
It's not defective.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
He's just a little old.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
I've just seen some days.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
I like the dog. I just want to talk about
a warranty. That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
There will be no warranty on this dog. I'm afraid.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Go check out the video, the bio, everything you need
to get to know this dog. And let's get this.
Uh what what Lulu? Let's get Lulu Forever Lulu the shitsu.
Yeah that's she is cute. I mean she's ugly cute,
but that I like dogs like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
You could put a cowboy hat on her.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yeah, go check it out. One of five nine dot com.
Let's go to Fat Thoral Fast, Happy Fat Thursday, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
Oh, Happy Fat Today group? What's a shake?

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
We gotta you know about to be done?

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, grinding through a Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
I do know Casey's hungry. I heard him complain I'm
not starving right now.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
I bet Casey's always hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Yeah, he's true.

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
But you know, it's really cool and I think Laura's
gonna dig this. I got a sneak peek at the
Haunted Eye. What they were setting up on the old
pawn shop on eighty second and Woodstock, an old haunted
pawn shop. Oh yeah, it's a it's a pop up
haunted house slash speakeasy spooky bar with spooky drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
That sounds cool. Yeah, what's it called.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
Oh, it's super cool. It's called the Haunted Eye. And
this is the best thing. It's only it's only ten
bucks to get in. This will be the best haunted
house you'll see. And they're open the twenty fourth to
twenty fifth and the thirty first.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Okay, okay cool.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
So yeah, if you wanted to show your costume off
early to get instant reactions and go check out. I
mean when I went in there, man, they got some
really really cool stuff and they got all sorts of
cool things to take pictures with. And I just the
people that put these on, they'd love doing these pop ups,
and they do so much for the community, and it's
just like, oh, fantastic, but I figured you would love

(01:32:08):
to go check this out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
What what are you going to be for Halloween this year?

Speaker 10 (01:32:13):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:32:13):
Man, you know I never do tell until the day, so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 8 (01:32:19):
I'll give you a clue though. People don't like these people.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Oh he's Burt Reynolds and Kinniball. Run dude. That was
too strong of a clue, but.

Speaker 11 (01:32:31):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
All right, Well, we'll see your costume when it when
you get it, we'll have a picture of it on
our Instagram. At want to five down the brew. I'm
going to be a ghostbuster because, uh, last year I
got sick and I didn't ended up going to my.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Halloween pnus, you're not afraid of no ghosts? No, not
afraid fat thor. Did you try any of the spooky cocktails?

Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
I wanted to, but they weren't ready yet. They told
me what was going in the spooky cocktails. But the
cool thing is like all the shots because I'm in
capable skulls and they have loose blood bags and they
have syringes with jello shots in it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah, all right, thanks, I appreciate what I said.

Speaker 8 (01:33:11):
The halted eye look it up tickets, I think is
on every Bright ten Bucks and no hidden seas when
you buy a ticket. What's up with that.

Speaker 10 (01:33:19):
Weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Anybody he's on?

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
One is typical Thursday staff nice.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
I feel like Friday. I feel he gets hammered early.
You know he doesn't play around.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Thanks for listening to The Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.
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