TL&C Full Show for Tuesday - Laura Hardswallow

On today's show, we talk about people who think the Rapture is happening this week, your go-to move in a street fight, and the fact that Laura has a very loud swallow. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here to adjust your piss poor morning attitude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tanner Laura Casey Mornings on one oh five nine the Brew.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is Tuesday, September twenty third, twenty twenty five. Tanner,
Laura and Casey.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
We are low.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, oh, were making fart noises of the microphones. Just
did the first thing that kept to my mind. Very
sophisticated show here coming up later on this morning. We
got tickets to go see comedian John mulaney and Fred Armison.
They're gonna be taken over the Modus Center on New
Year's Eve, yep, and we'll have those passes for you

(00:35):
here at seven thirty this morning. Man, it's it's, you know,
six am on a Tuesday, and I've already been flipped off.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh flipped.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I've already been flipped.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Off this morning.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't think it was my fault, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I mean, people don't just flip people off for no reason.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Are we back to the headlight?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I think so? I think so.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I was on the way to work this morning and
I was, you know, on my road. It's it's forty
miles an hour. This guy was going thirty five, all right,
So I may have been. I wasn't really tell I
didn't think I was tailgating him. I get tailgated to
the point where I mean, I don't even see the
headlights behind me. I wasn't tailgating that bad. All right.
Maybe I was a little close, but I wasn't like

(01:17):
super super close. I backed off once I realized that
I was getting kind of close, right, And then we're
at we're at a light to turn left, and then
we both turn left. And as soon as we turn left,
I kind of get beside of him because he's going
super slow, yeah, you know, and he just puts his
hand out of the window and gives me the finger oh,
out the window, out the window. And then I, you know,

(01:39):
I kind of I sped up to get in front
of him because I didn't want to be behind this
guy on the wood the whole way to the freeway,
you know. And so I as soon as I got
in front of him, he flashed his brides at me.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, so here, all right, thank you for the brights flash,
because now we know what the trespass was.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Right, So the headlights right again, it's not your fault, yeah,
because he has it was like a Honda Civic or
something like that. So it was lower to the ground
and I'm in an SUV and so it's not my fault.
I'm high and you're low.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I don't know what this is a this is a
common complaint, and last time we brought this up on
the air, people offered you a solution, and you have
chosen not to follow through.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I just don't think it's me. Why do I have
to change?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
It is you?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Why does everyone else have to can be the same?
And I have one has to do because.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Your brights and not yours specifically, But like when you
are caught in those LED lights, they're blinding.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
They're blinding, all right, but it's someone I didn't make
the lights. I need to see too, right, I need
to see where I'm going to. So I don't know
what to tell you.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Well, I also have the LED headlights, so I'm with
you on what am I supposed to do? These are
the headlights?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Do you adjust them that you can? Like? Didn't they
say you can like move them down so that they're
not like direct?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Maybe you can very well stationary like that that housing.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Just pops in. You just changed your lights not long ago.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
They went where they went, and that was that. I
think you can when the points down. I don't know
if that's by design or not, but I like it
driving just like some down the road looking like a
cross that guy.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, just you know, lopsided knops. But yeah, I didn't
think it was my fault. I mean I've I've tailgated
people way worse and people didn't flip me off like that.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, So I don't know. Maybe it was during the
day though.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Your lights am I the a hole.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I think you got caught up in a double WHAMMI here,
which was you were a too close and your lights
are too bright, so you were illuminating the entire inside
of the guy's vehicle.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
And he's like, what did I do? It's five fifty
I did notice that because there was a car in
front of him, and when I when I got behind
him and he got behind the other car, he turned
his headlights off just for like the minute and a
half we sat at the light.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't know, it was weird. I'm telling you, I
don't think it was my fault.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Well, I mean you were maybe a best case scenario,
you were tailgating a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Maybe, so maybe maybe anyways, shoot me a text and
let me know you think nine seven is I McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line. Or you can send us a talk
back through our iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell phone.
Let's do this, Let's stories. It's time to go around
the room and share what we think. The biggest stories

(04:16):
of the day are Casey Beef Water Bay. Would you
like to go first? Sure?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Police in Hillsboro are warning shoppers to be vigilant about,
you know, just being careful because they discovered not one,
not two, but eight different credit cards skimming devices in
the Hillsboro area the last couple of days. Thankes, So
be careful when you're out there. I'm always concerned about
this after seeing Instagram videos of people that just going
into a seven eleven just ripping the top off of

(04:40):
the machine and going what is this all about?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I saw a video of somebody doing it right in
front of the employee the other day, like they you know,
like distract them a little bit and then suck that
thing on there.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I have been noticing there are some like state certified
stickers that go over them and they sign them, kind
of like on a gas pump. If you look on
the screen of gas pump, there's that little sticker. So
just to keep a lookout before you pop your card.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
In and make sure you're not getting ripped off.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
All right, That is good advice. I think the big
story is that Jimmy Kimmel's suspension short lived. He will
return to the airwaves tonight. Disney Slash ABC says the
show was suspended because of Jimmy's comments. They say they
were ill timed thus insensitive, and that's why he got

(05:24):
that suspension. But apparently they had a thoughtful conversation or
several thoughtful conversations over the past couple of days, and
so they have decided to let him back on the air.
So starting again tonight, you will be able to watch
Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
But Sinclair stations are not broadcasting the show, and Sinclair
owns the ABC affiliate here in Portland, so they've decided
to not they're gonna They're gonna run something else, and
they've because they've demanded an apology from Jimmy Kimmel, so
bringing it back, but all the Sinclair owned stations are.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Not okay, so you're not going to be able to
watch it here after all.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, and I've understood that it's on a case by
case basis with all the affiliates.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Across the country. So interesting, Okay, they can choose to
air or not. Eric, I think the big story of
the day is pretty cool, man. I got to talk
to my buddy Dave about this. The twenty twenty five
Dodgers are now the fifth franchise in Major League Baseball
history to draw four million fans in a season. Well,
the Dodgers top the four million attendance mark on Sunday.

(06:26):
A crowd of forty six, six hundred and one people
attended the final regular season home game that was won
by the San Francisco Giants. Actually, the Dodgers averaged forty nine,
five hundred and thirty seven fans per game this season.
This is the this is all a new all time
record for attendance for Dodgers franchise and the last team.
The last teams the top the four million attendance mark

(06:48):
were the two thousand and eight New York Yankees and
the two thousand and eight New York Mets. Wow.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Pretty impressive.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah. So, I mean, my friend Dave is the like
the in stadium announcer guy. Yeah, he throws a towel
around his head. It's really a pointless job, but anyway
he does that, and yeah, he uh, he says it's
been packed lately.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I mean, I guess I'm not surprised, A because the
Dodgers are doing very well, but b because it's la
and like those other teams you mentioned were in New
York and so it's like there are more people living there.
So by default you're probably going to be getting more
people at the games. But still, that's pretty impressive.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I think it's all bobbleheads do the right bobblehead.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Not yet, I'm saying, right, you're not wrong about to promo.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
All right, ninety one nine to seven is our mcgloughlin
Chevrolet text line. Somebody said, I don't think you were
being the hold Tanner. Sounds like the guy was just
a miserable guy that's angry all the time. I think so, bros.
Because I mean, for goodness sakes, he stuck his hand
out the window.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Because who doesn't love getting getting brided at five am?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I you guys are on myself?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh I am, But I'm just saying I can appreciate
why the guy was a little frost.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
More of your calls and talkbacks coming up, Tanner, Laura
Casey and Laura looked. Those lines looked pretty good last night.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, that was a game to watch.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Got themselves a win. And Laura went out to the
same bar she's always going to. It's like, it's not
an official Lions bar, correct, but that's where she's met
the most Lions fans apparently. Yes, and there's an old
lady who walks around with a bobblehead and she makes
everyone like rub the bobblehead for good luck.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yes, it's David Montgomery's bobblehead. So yeah, it is their
superstition and it worked out well last night.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It did work out well. And it's funny because Laura
posted a photo from the bar and she's got these
two older ladies. You know, she Laura's corrupting the elderly.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Right.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
This was not even my idea, it was their idea.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It was offensive. It was so Laura and these two
sweet old ladies are flipping the camera off.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, in their Instagram post mugging well one of them.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I was like, what did I do? I'm just scrolling over.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Here and my own well, that was all the Ravens
fans out.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Okay, yeah, personal, it's just scrolled, like your mom sees
that stuff and is so and your mom and I
are friends on Facebook and she posts a lot of
religious things and I'm just surprised.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
You know what, she knows who her daughter is. My
older brother liked it.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, but yeah, but your mama is probably heard that
she scrolling. Thune just sees her the camera.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Her boyfriend Tony has corrupted her. Oh yeah, so she's
much more lax about that kind of stuff. Now. I
bet I could get my mom to flip off the camera.
Oh my goodness, the moment was right.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I do corrupt the elderly, see.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
My MoMA elderly, very very bad influence on on the senior.
I wasn't even my That was probably Shirley's idea.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
After Tony shows up with a box of wine. Next thing,
you know, birds are flying everywhere.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
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All right, so this I thought was interesting. This new
survey reveals that thirty of Americans returned to identical vacation
destinations annually. I've heard this, So they go to the

(10:03):
same spot, usually over and over again. The study of
two thousand travelers by Talker Research shows that repeat visitors
feel like they feel like locals. I guess when they
go to this place over and over again. Sixty five
report reporting deep community connections in these places and beach
destinations were you know, a big part of it. They
attract thirty five percent of repeat travelers, while theme park

(10:26):
straw twenty percent. So what's what's the destination you're constantly
traveling to over and over again every single year? You
go there? Like friend of mine goes to Mexico all
the time. Yeah, I like to go to Disneyland. I
think my last four vacations have all been to Disneyland,
been to Salem a couple of times. That counts always

(10:47):
very good. That was a promising experience. Ninety one nine
seven's are mcgloughlin Cheverlet text line? Is there a spot
like you and your wife go to Cabo every single year? Laura,
you're You're not somebody who goes to the same place
over and over again.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
No, And when I was younger, we didn't really have
a place that we went. I mean, our vacation quote
unquote was the Bonneville Salt Flat. So we would, Hell, Zach,
we would drive out to the Bonneville because that's where
my dad.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
You can drive cars super fast out there.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, that's where my dad raised, That's where he set
his land speed record. And so that's the only place
I remember as a child going multiple times, and it
was always like a three day road trip. It was
you don't fly there, you drive.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
It looks so boring.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Uh for me as a child, it was extremely boring. Yeah,
but that's the only place. Otherwise, Like as an adult,
I try to flip things around, Like I try to
switch things up and go different places.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
When I find something I like, I just do it
over and over again until I'm sick of it, like
right now. And probably my next vacation probably won't be Disneyland.
The last four times my last four vacations was there. Yeah,
it's very expensive.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah. True.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
What you're saying here though, is like I could see
where you go to Cabo you find that resort. Everything
worked out good, it was nice, the price was reasonable,
food was good. It's easier to make that move again
because you don't have it takes all the risk out
of the trip, right, you know it's going to be good.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
You know what you're going to get. And then like
each time I go, I'm a little better at it.
And yeah, because it's like it's an art walking around
that you've.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Like mastered Disneyland at this point.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, but I think I want to do something different.
But you know, what are you going to do? I
don't know. I have no idea what my next five
vacations will be. You know, I have no idea, but
I'll figure it out. It'd probably be, uh, I don't know,
Lincoln City again.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Lincoln City. That's the same place that you get that.
That's a place you go back.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
That is true. Damn it all right. This text comes
to us from thirty two seventy two. It says Ocean Park, Washington,
they go to the Garlic Festival over and over again.
It's a great play.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Ocean Park, I think is a sleeper town. In regards
to people heading to.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
The coast, I've never heard of Ocean You should go.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
The Oregon coast gets a lot of love. Everybody wants
to go. Everybody wants to go see Haystack Rock Ocean
Park is a cool little time capsle town and it's
long Beach Ocean Park is the next town, and then
you get into like Oysterville, but it's just a cool,
little low key spot and you can drive on the
beach there as well.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Like it's a fun place to go. I dig that. Yeah,
what's a vacation spot that you go to every time
you go on vacation? Is it the same place?

Speaker 6 (13:22):
You know?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Like my friends would make fun of me for going
to Disneyland a lot. But like my friend, his last
like thirty vacations have been to Las Vegas.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Which I mean, come on, I don't even know how
you can do that. What do you mean, like, because
Vegas is just like exhausting. Well, he's a gambling addict
in okay, Well fair enough. I mean if that's your thing,
it makes sense, I guess.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And a degenerate gambler and heavy drinkers, so it's a
perfect place for him. Yeah. Forty eight ninety four says
I love my friend, by the way, I just want
to make that clear. Forty eight ninety four says we
used to live in Kona, Hawaii, so every year we
go back to visit our friends and family, so they
go to Hawaii.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, I mean that's a great place to have friends
and family. Yeah. I would say, like if you because
I grew up with friends who would have like a
cabin up north, and so like, if you have a
vacation property somewhere, then obviously you're going to go back
to that spot over and over again.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Sixty five eighty four says we just did the whole
Universal Disney World in Orlando thing, and I don't know
how this place is so popular because every day at
two pm, the park shut down for thunderstorms.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah. I mean that's the kind of the way it goes.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Florida's An Adventure ninety one ninety seven is our McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line. Is there a vacation spot that you
go to over and over and over again? This one
from seventeen ninety says Coyote Rock and Lincoln City is
a great place. This one from eleven sixteen says, my
wife and I go to Vegas twice a year, so
we try and do a different hotel every time.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I mean, that's a fun experience.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I guess that's the way to keep it fresh. Because
I was going to the same place over and over again,
and I was getting kind of sick of it. And
then I went to a different place and then it
like it brought it back to life from me. So
all right, eight six six four four five one five
nine's the phone number will take more of your calls
coming up in just a few minutes. We are getting
some more text messages this morning from the segment earlier
this morning. On my way to work this morning, It's

(15:12):
not even seven am and I've already been flipped off.
On the way to work this morning. Somebody flipped me off.
I guess I didn't think I was tailgating too closely
behind him. I didn't think I was. But when I
got up beside him, when we turned left, because I
want the guy was going a little slow. I wanted
to get around him. He put his hand out the
window and gave me the bird, a big, strong one. Yeah,

(15:33):
he gave the He pumped it a couple.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Of times going out the window. Let you know that
he he refused to allow you to make it any
further without being seen. You needed to know.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
And you know. Then I got in front of him
and he flashed his brides at me. So this person
from forty ten says Tanner needs his license revoked zero
six three six says you aren't the a hull Tanner,
But just know, for everyone that does sit higher than
Sedan's like try and SUVs, y'all are unintentional a holes.
It's not y'all's fault. But just know we're still cursing

(16:06):
you every time you're behind us or driving towards us. Peace.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
It is your fault.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
I mean that is a fair assessment, like it does suck,
but there's nothing to be done about it. So what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
H yeah, I don't know, no, so whatever. I hope
that guy's still upset.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I mean, is the expectation if you're at a stoplight
to turn your headlights off while you're at the stop light.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know him. Why you got I don't know, Like,
what do you expect me to do? I'm a little
higher and you're a little lower, and that's just the
way out it goes. I don't know what to tell you.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
That's how Tanner approaches life. He's a little higher, you're
a little lower, and get over it.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
That's not true. It's hurtful.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
I do. I do wonder if he went to work
and was like, you will never believe this guy behind
me with.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
His That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I hope, I hope he's still thinking about stupid jacked
up four by four thinking he's better than everybody.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
More.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Your calls and text coming up in just a few minutes.
In the meantime, I want to tell you about my
friends at the Advocates. The next time you're in a
car accident, you know, this could have been an accident
this morning. You guys, very dangerous accidents.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
True.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
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want a low ball you. They get all dodgy and
they want to speed the process up. It's really frustrating.

(17:26):
Don't let that happen. Reach out to the advocates at
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(17:49):
COM's website tell them tanner sents you. That's Advocates Law
dot com. Eight six six four four five one oh
five nine is a number. We have tickets to go
see comedian John Mulaney and Fred Armison all week, So
this is going to be an interesting show. It's going
to be taking over the Motor Center on New Year's
Eve and John Mulaney's hilarious. Fred Armison's obviously super funny

(18:10):
dude has some Portland roots since he I guess he
lived here for a while while he was doing Portland.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, he lived here for a handful of years and
then I'm sure he's doing well enough now where he
can probably live a little bit here and there wherever
he feels like he wants to live.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, is he still playing drums for Seth Myers because
he was like the band leading Oh good question. Last
I saw he was. I don't know if he still
is busy again. But yeah, I'm assuming the show will
end because it's New Year's Eve, so I won't go
till midnight. It's not at the motor Center. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Motu Center's got a curfew anyway, So I think eleven
thirty would be the max.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
You get done at the show. You go to some
local bars, that Metropolitan bar or whatever it's called at
the top of that hotels nearby, just.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
In time for the champagne toast at midnight.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, or just go scream in the parking garage.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, or just stumble that Denny's and get yourself a
grand Slam.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Not a bad way to ring in the new year.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
So yeah, we'll have those tickets for you here in
a little less than an hour at seven thirty this morning. Also,
did you guys know that today is supposed to be
the Rapture?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Oh yeah, oh, please be right, I know. I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Take me today or tomorrow supposed to be the rapture,
I mean or tomorrow. That's what rapture talk is saying, Okay,
it's a rapture twenty twenty five. And boy, the people
on the internet, there's people who are really believing that
it's today or tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Wait, hold on a minute. Isn't the whole thing with
the raptures that you're not supposed to know the day
or the hour, So how are you predicting this?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
There's a pastor in South Africa who actually said he
had a vision which started it all. And now there
are people who truly believe. I mean, people were selling
off assets and like, oh no, emptying their savings accounts
because they believe the rapture is happening today or tomorrow
and I got audio here and now we can take
money with us. Well, no, they're getting rid of the money,

(19:58):
so like they're giving it to people or they're like supplies.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Who are they giving it to? It's like, I know
you're not coming to heaven, so you can just have those.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
But there are some people. There's one lady I'll play
audio from, but she's how to prepare your house for
the people who are left behind when you're taking the
rapt So you know, she's got cards printed out that says,
you know, don't take the mark of the Beast and
Bible versus. I mean, it gets really deep. Okay, so
you know, hopefully you're prepared because it's, according to these days,

(20:27):
happening today or tomorrow. Yes, so the Jesus didn't really
want to pin down a day. He just wanted to
check out the vibes first.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Yeah, if he's not feeling it today, you might wait
till tomorrow, you know.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
So the rapture happens. And then for those of us
that are not lucky enough to make the trip, we're
just down here in the wasteland of empty homes and
whatever like back to the future where you come back
and it's just I guess, but everybody's gone.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yes, yeah, people will leave their clothes behind. Anyway, we'll
get into you. If you want to learn more about it,
you can go to church on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Can.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I just thought it was you either you were either
saved or you got burned.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well, we'll talk about it and play some of this
audio because it is out there here at seven am
this morning. Also, we got to talk about laur who's
already got our Halloween costume together, that's true. And there's
so much happening this morning, so much.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Just it's too much almost I can't even contain it.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Eight sixty six four four five five nine. We're gonna
find out what's trending next, all right online? At one
O five nine the brew dot Com, we got the
trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu. I can't wait to
see this. And so this is a movie, a.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Full length feature film.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Full length future film. At Pedro Pascal's back as the Mandalorian.
And yeah, a little baby, a little baby. Yoda's always adorable,
even though they call Grogul, but I baby Yoda, that's
his name. But yeah, the trailer. Go check it out.
I haven't actually seen it yet, but I imagine it's
going to be pretty good. Are you excited about it?

Speaker 8 (21:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I just you know, all see it.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Did you watch The Mandalorian?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I did.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I watched the first season. I didn't watch this second,
but I liked it. Uh, you know, Court's probably really excited.
Oh yeah, I'm just interested in seeing it.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
I did enjoy all the cameos that were in Mandalori,
and there was a lot of people popping in and
out of that.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
So is this gonna be like a continuation of the series,
I think think, or is it going to be like
backstory or.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
I don't know you're asking you have to ask charts
these questions we're asking you though, But I don't know
those questions. So just you're gonna have to check out
the trailer and find out for yourself. One of five
nine in the brew dot com. Also, Tom Brady is
drawing some backlash for his kick the dog comment. What
I guess Pete is criticizing Tom Brady after he made
him they called a bizarre kick the dog comment, because

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that's what he said, You just kicked the w's us
like it as like a metaphor, right, you know. But
they're like, people are upset, here's the clipping question and
picks not happy.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Ah yeah, those helmets can be it's like the dog
at home time out on the field. Wow, kick can
a dog bill the helmet?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right? So they're criticized Tom Brady for his kick
the dog comment. The organization warned that such language could
normalize mistreating pets and urge the former quarterback to choose
kinder expressions. Yeah or we could just have a sense
of humor. Yeah, it's not the big of a deal exactly.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I mean everything is so serious all the time. It's
about hitting my dog all the time. My dog has
never been struck once. My dogs are spoiled rotten.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
I was gonna say, when you get mad, is that
your go tos? Is that your knee jerk reaction though,
when you get mad to kick the dog?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I mean, drive home every day just thinking about it,
I'm gonna slap my dog right across the home and
that never happens down before I get that.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, well, I think Peter's is probably trying to get
their name in.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
The news, you know, I mean, as per usual.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, so go check out all these comments and you
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don't know if you knew, but the rapture supposed to
happen today. O Jesus is supposed to come back to
save us, and I've got the audio clip of people
who really really believe that.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Okay, we'll play for you.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Coming up and after Ozzie, it's Tannered Laura and Casey,
it's one O five nine the Brew Tanner Laura Casey,
And today is supposed to be the rapture. Oh no,
according to rapture talk on the internet, Today's supposed to
be there hour tomorrow. They weren't really sure. Jesus was
kind of lucy goosey about the dates.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
So he had to wrap some things up at home today,
so if he doesn't get finished, it'll be tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, I might get a little tired after some chores.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Well, all I know is I need to go and
liquidate some cash because I'm gonna start buying some storage units.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah. Well, there are a lot of people on the
internet who are actually convinced that the rapture is going
to happen either today or tomorrow. And this is based
on a I guess a preacher in South Africa who
just said he had a vision, went on a podcast
and then it just kind of spread from there and yeah,
do you believe? I mean, Laurie, you know you raised

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in a Christian family. I certainly was do you think
the Rapture's going to happen to them?

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Because I believe that we won't know, It'll just happen
and we'll I'll be standing around like, oh, well, what
what had happened? We're what are these piles of clothes doing? Why?
Where's my mom? Why am I still here?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Where's all the smooth jazz coming from?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Must Now, if you don't know what the rapture is,
that's the time where Jesus is supposed to come back
to take his you know, his people, his chosen people.
And yeah, apparently it's going to be today, and which
you know, if it does happen today, I'll be kind
of bummed because my family is pretty hardcore about it.
And yeah, I'm supposed to see them on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I mean, I've been baptized, So does that mean that
I'll be taken?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I guess so I have not. I'm going straight to hell.
We here. I got the original clip, the clip that
started it all. If you want to hear this guy,
here's the preacher who started the debacle. Another thing that
I want to see is on it. I didn't ask

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you for permission, ladies, but can I even if you
don't know, On the twenty third, I'll be doing a
live Oh wow, okay, I want to show you what
I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about. You
knows I'll be doing a live for the whole day,
so she's just promoting his live stream. Is that what's happening? Yeah,

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will not be doing it. Check me out on twitch
because I won't be here on the PA.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
So they can miss you.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
So if they're left behind on your life, it miss there,
left behind if.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
You are here in the twenty fourth. I think they're
laughing at him. I don't think you're wrong. Let mess say,
let mes see on the twenty third, and it takes
forever to get to it, but okay, pretty much says
that it's supposed to be today.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
He's anchored down on the twenty third.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, so I don't know how the twenty fourth involved,
but now everyone thinks it might be tomorrow. So I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
But listen to these.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
People on the internet who are actually convinced that it's
gonna happen. I mean, there are people who are apparently
selling their assets, emptying out their savings accounts, doing all
sorts of fun.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Kind of credibility does this guy have that they're taking
him so serious.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I don't know. He's just a pastor and maybe he's got,
like I don't know, the congregation there that really respects him.
But listen to this later. Listen to this.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Forget to unlock your phone. If you are a pre
trigger like myself, and you truly believe that Jesus is
going to come and rapture his church here, possibly within
the next week, if not any day now, don't forget
to unlock your phone. Because I know a lot of
people are writing letters or maybe even just doing things
on their phone like in the notes and whatever. Unlock
your phone, like I couldn't do that because I have

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bills to pay. I still need that information. So I
just wrote my phone keep my code on a piece
of paper with a little message, and I took a
picture of it, and I made that the screen saver
on my phone. I just want to encourage anyone who
does believe in the rapture and you believe that it's
going to happen soon, to just be more bold about
your faith. Wear your stuff like this, wear your Jesus

(28:11):
shirts and all that. Pass out the little mini Jesus
like I do that too, and I recently I just
bought more of them today and asked.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Actually, like a little figure you, I guess so kind
of like you put on your car's dashboard.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Okay, we mini Jesus.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
That'll fix everything.

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Sure, Yeah, a few bibles today that are going to
be coming tomorrow because I've been passing those out like
left and right all day long, NonStop. I'll even just
throw them on the ground at the gas station or
pull the walmart, at the register, or just wherever.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
It maybe littering. Now you didn't throw them on the
ground at the gas station. I don't think that's going
to work.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Someone's going to roll that right into a joint. Yeah, yeah,
I man, what do you think, Casey?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I think it is Well, we've seen this a couple
of times before, where people have predicted this to happen,
it doesn't happen. I'm inclined to believe that we're going
to see Friday. Everything will be fine. I'm going to Heaven.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I don't know about you. Okay, well I know that
that's probably not the case for me. The what maybe
we should do a bit this morning? Why are you
not going if the rapture does happen today, why would
you be left behind?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, everybody knows I'm a meathead. I I do a
lot of bad things.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Confess to a murder. No, I don't do.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Anybody but a lot of What bad things do you do?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I like to like? I mean, I smoke my stuff,
I hang out, I don't go to church. I don't
necessarily believe this is a thing that's.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Going to happen. Yeah, you're going to hell.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
So therefore I'm on the wrong side of the tracks
if it does happen.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Let's go to Gail. Do you think the rapture is
happening today?

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (29:47):
You know, might as well.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
I just read that da along and list you guys.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
So yeah, I can't. We can't talk about them, man,
Sorry you can't. By the way, that was not a Gail,
certainly not.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
My question is seriously, so, say you liquidate everything and
you're planning for this, it doesn't happen, then what do
you do, Like your stuff's all sold, then you just
repurchase things next week and wait for the next ye premonition.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
You're taking a trip to the pawnshop.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, there are some people who are like seriously getting
rid of stuff, and that's what makes me nervous. Is
like when people start emptying out their bank accounts. Listen
to this, So I guess the rapture already, according to
this guy, has already happen, happened in Australia because you
know they're ahead right, So okay, it's already happened.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
There is your breaking news reporter. Now we've just learned
just at this moment that there's people in Australia that
are in Tuesday and they're being raptured. There's people leaving
their cars, their homes, their beds. Now, people, I want
you to be ready, be ready, you gotta be naked
standing outside. Now we don't know what timeline. Now, people

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in Australia and over in that area of the world
are already being raptured. They're already being pulled out of
the sky. And soon here we're gonna have live video
from that part of the world where people are being raptured.
Watch for the next video and we're going to see
it there.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
It is no dude, I get a hell ou yah.
That guy's just a creef and wants to see people
naked on their front lawns get naked.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
He does bring a good point, though, people just abandoning
their vehicles. Are those just up for grabs? Can we
just grab a car that's left.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
There or finders Keepers.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, I think when it's okay, when the apocalypse is happening,
I think it's just yeah, it's every man for himself,
you know, unless you know the Lord. Unless you know
the Lord.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I mean, it sounds scary on the surface, but it
seems like it comes with some benefits being left behind.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
And then there are some people on the internet who
are you know, frustrated with this whole thing, especially when
the rapture is supposed to happen on their birthday.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
Okay, so I just heard that the rapture is on
the twenty third or twenty fifth of September.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
My birthday.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
You've had two thousand and two, wenty five years for
a save a date, But do you have to pick
my sixtieth birthday? I want to get to retirement. I
want to actually enjoy myself. What the you had the
first coming? Now you want the second coming? You can't
even get.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Your books right?

Speaker 9 (32:17):
Do I like the original book or do I want
the new book?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
New book isn't quite safe.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
Let's get King James to transcribe it into how he thinks.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yeah, she is not happy it's her birthday.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, she had plans.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Yeah, I mean it's depending on whether or not she's
still going to be here. She might still have plans well.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
And she's off hot because she's about to retire, and
now she's looking at that. I've worked my whole life
for this. Now it's just over before I get to
enjoy my retirement. I can appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Uh, it's Tanner, Lauren Casey. Good morning.

Speaker 11 (32:52):
Hey, good morning, it's the bald Trucker.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
What up, bro?

Speaker 11 (32:56):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Man?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah? No, I don't think the raptor is going to happen,
but if it does, I'd get to the gates and
then the Lord's gonna look at me.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
He's gonna show me.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
The group chat with the boys and be like, sorry, dude,
yeah you're getting.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I've seen your groom text. Yeah. I think my text
alone would keep me out of heaven for sure.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Yeah. I mean it's like the equivalent of getting up
there in your debit card getting declined.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, like you just do. It's not gonna work out
if the rapture happens today, Laura or tomorrow. Yes, why
would you be left behind?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Why would I be left behind? Let me count the ways?
Let me count. Because of that picture I posted because
I corrupted those old ladies flipped the bird in a
photo yesterday. That's why.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, you can see that. Just follow us on Instagram
at one of five nine. The Brew corrupting the seniors.
All right, thanks man, thank you, and good luck to
you during the rapture.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Okay, yeah, good luck to all of us.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I mean I hang out with Baul truck.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
If he gets left behind, why not? Why would you
be left behind? And if if the rapture does happen,
if Jesus does come back, because today it is going
to happen, Jesus will come back. Me God's truck down
a bald eagle. If Jesus doesn't come back, Amen eight
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commercial free Portland's rock station one oh five nine. The
Brew Tanner Lauren Casey. So today is supposed to be
the rapture according to this this pastor in South Africa.
He claimed that he had a you know, he had
a vision and that he saw the rapture and it
was supposed to happen today or maybe even.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Tomorrow, and to be fair, that could be true.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You know, yeah, I guess we don't know for sure,
but if if there is a rapture, and you know,
come on, this is not gonna happen, but if it is,
you know, like, why would you be left behind?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Like I was. What I was trying to get at earlier.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Is like I just I'm not super faith based at
this point. We're a sinner, right, So yeah, I guess
technically on paper that would make me, yes, a sinner.
I don't pray, I don't have a relationship with the Lord,
so why would i there they're be saved, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Like you get your baptized on the air.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I mean, I suppose, but it doesn't change my beliefs.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
This is not a confessional. Okay, I'm just explaining you.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Go to hell.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Let's move on. I've murdered a couple of three people.
For the record, if you're listening, police, let's go to
f line one Spencer, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
I think I'm missing it because I made my mom
cry once. She cooked a pork chops so inedible that
when she went inside, I chucked it over their fence.
But she like she saw me, and it was my
dad's birthday and she came out and was like, I
worked really hard on me.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
No, man, she saw you chuck it right over the
fence like a ball spencer.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
You're definitely staying there for the rapture. You're not going out.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
I mean, it's funny now and like we joke about it, like, oh,
to this day, the animals are still nibbling.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
That's how tough it is.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
But that day she was pretty upset.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
You knows are tough.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Apparently those are pretty tough. Yeah, all right, Spence, appreciate it, man. Yeah,
if the rapture happens, he'll be left behind because he
threw his mom's mom's pork chop over the fence.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
It's pretty savage.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Thanks, Spence, We appreciate it. We got some talkback messages
coming in through our iHeartRadio app. You can send us
one any time, just download it for your cell phone. Hey,
why would I be left behind?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Two words?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Busty redheads?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
It's three words. I think.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Doesn't change the point. I can see where that would
hold him back. Yeah, yeah, he's got a he's got
a redhead.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Addiction techs messages are coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line at nine eight one ninety seven. Why would
you be left behind in a rapture? My child? My
hella ha la la, or.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Maybe you wouldn't be left behind?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
All right? You know?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Are we are? We accepting those answers as well?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Uh No, I'd rather hear why. I want to hear
why you're center. I don't want to hear why you're
so good?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't want to hear why what. Here's why I'm
a perfect person. Let's go to Oh here's the extra protext.
This one says I won't be raptured because my wife
and I go to Las Vegas twice a year. All
the degenerate gambling, drinking, and many other illicit things that
we get up to, but we always pick a different
hotel at least. This one from eighty nine to eleven
says biker Aladdin. Here you can tell I will be

(37:34):
left behind. Just look at me, tattoos, drinker, I love
bacon and beer and just an all around center. Boohoo,
poor me. Time to party with my brothers and sisters.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
All right, Well that's one way of looking at it.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I think that's the way to look at it.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, someone from thirty six to seventy three says, what
time is the rapture going to happen today? I start
working at eight am? Can it happen before then? So
I don't have to go?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
That would be nice.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
This one is if I'm being left behind for I'm
being left behind for multitude reasons, but I think it's
safe to assume my blasphemous language is definitely a contributor.
JC is my absolute favorite thing to say when.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
S is going on. Oh no, that's not good. You're
stay in here? Yeah, going to hell?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Using that name in vain.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
This one says I'd be standing at the Parley gates
and then they show me a video of me doing
a line of blow.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Jeez, what was there more to that time? Yeah? Yeah,
that's what I thought. How dare you?

Speaker 12 (38:29):
That is?

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Yeah, you're not you're not getting in Yeah, man, inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I wonder my mom, because my mom's a big believer.
You know, she tells me the rapture's gonna happen. She
thinks California's gonna fall into the ocean. Oh really, Oh
yeah today.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
I mean, who knows it's all going to be part
of it right, Yeah, what's that big earthquake? We're all
going to drop into the ocean.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Once the wrath of the lamb takes over the land,
nothing will stand. That's not a quote.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
I just it's good at rhymes.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I don't know, man, this thing is.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
It's kind of an overwhelming thought, right, Like, if that
was to actually happen, then.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
You better get your life right.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Well, Jesus, I don't have time today.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Well you're gonna have to mat.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I don't have time to get my life right today.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
You think you're gonna be saying that tomorrow, when everyone's gone,
you're gonna be like, oh, man, I just didn't have time. No,
you're gonna wish you would have made time.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I think my mom's already been raptured.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Oh no, it's happened already.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, she's already gone. I love you, mama. Please think
of me when you're up there in heaven. All right.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
She heard those trumpets bright and early this morning.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, the rapture trumpets.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Either, she's at breakfast.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
It's definitely gonna sound like bugles.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
More of your calls and texts coming up here in
just a few minutes. You can hit us up on
her McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at nine eight one ninety seven,
or you can download her right all right, how ready
wapping shoot as a talk back? It's Tanner, Laura and Casey.
It's Tanner, Laura and Casey. We want to know before
we get to this game here for John mulaney tickets,
you know, if the rapture does happen today, because that's

(40:07):
what some people on the internet are saying that Jesus
is gonna come back sometime today or tomorrow, you know,
because Jesus doesn't really have a super tight schedule. He
keeps a little loosey goosey.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah, he can do what he wants, kind.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Of feel like he's kind of a busy guy. He's
got a lot going on. But it's just the I
don't know, it's just another one of those things that
that's taken off of the internet. And Thursday is going
to come along and we're also going to be here.
But there's some people who are selling off assets, like
they're emptying out there their bank accounts and literally getting
rid of, you know, items because they believe the raptures coming.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Well, I mean, I guess you can make the argument
that you can never be too prepared. So I mean,
good for them for that.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
So why would you be left behind? If it happens today, Lord,
the Lord comes back? Why would you be left behind?
We got to talk back message man.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
I think I'd be left behind only because they'd be like, look, man,
there ain't no room in the limbo. We got to
leave you back behind. We'll come back for you, right,
but you just can't go. And I'll be like, well,
why don't you just beat me up in the sky
like everybody else. It'll be like, you're too heavy, bro,
you're too big. We can't lift you.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
It tastes like a hundred angels.

Speaker 13 (41:11):
And we don't have that mad power right now, but
we we will.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
We'll come back for you, and then they never'll come back.
I'll just be sitting there.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
That'd be a real bummer.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, you're too fat for the rapture.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I mean, you've done right, You're just a little you know,
we just don't have the we just don't have the
power to get you there.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
That's harsh. Did I'd be said, I'd feel so bad
if I was too fat for the rapture.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, even one hundred angels. Yeah, can't lift you all right?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Coming up next, we've got tickets to go see comedian
John Mulaney and Fred Armison when they take over the
Motor Center on New Years New Year, New Year's Eve.
That's correct, New Yors, New Yors eight sixty six four
four five nine A number you can't. Uh yeah, we
need to be called ten and eleven right now. After
the rapture happens.

Speaker 10 (41:58):
Uh, all of us sinners were going to the a
crop and we're gonna have steak bites, cheeseburgers and beers
free on the house.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Bing boll sounds good.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Good morning brew cru ball truck here.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I just wanted to chime in that I jumped on
the wagon as well because of all the listeners saying
that we should watch Alien Earth. I started last night
and I've been to the first six episodes. Bing bong,
Oh my god, bing bing It is so good that
Alien Earth. It's my new favorite show. There's only seven

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episodes out right now. I am four deep, I'm five deep,
but god, I love the show so much, so much.
It's good, it's smart.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Well, you got me looking forward to checking it out.
So I'm looking forward to a little couch time.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I think even Laura would like it. Have you ever
seen an alien movie?

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Yeah, I've seen the first one.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
The second one is the first and second of the best.
Everything after that's kind of a little weird. But I
don't think you need to watch any of those movies
to appreciate it. But I think you will be more
enjoyable if you do it.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Sigourney Weaver in it, no lame, No, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
But what's his name, Timothy? What's he's from Justified? That show? Yeah,
we looked him up yesterday. I can't remember his last
name right now. He's great and he's on it. Dude,
It's it's good. Watch it so I can have somebody
to talk about it. I will do my best. I
need to need to talk about it with people. But yeah,
I'm watching. So my girlfriend Ally and I started those
five episodes and I can't watch the new ones without her.

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So right now I'm going back and I'm watching those
five episodes the Cardinals.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Sin. You can't be doing that.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Does she also like the show? Or are you forcing
her through yet another show? She can't say, how dare you?

Speaker 9 (43:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
She likes it, She's into that stuff. So yeah, but
it's not like even if you're not into sci fi
or whatever, I feel like it's smart enough, you know,
like it's a good show. So you're talking to me now.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Because I'm not typically a sci fi guy, I don't
typically seek out sci fi shows, but i'll watch one
if it's not too over the top sci fi.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well, did you like the alien movies?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah? That's fine, Okay, Yeah, these are good. I mean,
the show is great. Just check it out. You know,
it's got a ninety something percent on rot to look it.
You don't need to convince me. I feel like I
was having to convince him. A right, that's good. All right,
check it out when you get a chance, and then
we'll discuss and we'll spoil it for everyone else.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Oh yeah, sounds great. People love that.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Let's play our new game called Who Done It? Explain
how the game is played, Laura.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
All right, I'm just gonna read some little trivia tidbits
about the three of us here on the show, and
you just have to identify who that piece of trivia
is about.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Right, and today we are we're gonna do it a
little different than we did yesterday. So today I think
yesterday we did how many.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Two out of three? Today we're doing three out of five?
Is just spice it up?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Right right?

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
To meet our contestant this morning. He is calling from
ray Neer. His name is Greg. What's happening, Greg? Doing well?
My friend? Doing well? Are you watching Alien Earth?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
I have not, bro Oh no, you should have said yes.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I need somebody to talk about it with. So will
you watch the show for me and then hit me
up tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Copy, We'll do.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
You got at least three out of five to win?
Are you ready, my friend?

Speaker 13 (45:17):
I'm ready?

Speaker 5 (45:17):
All right, Greg. This member of the show was in
a tropic Canna orange juice commercial.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Oh, I'm gonna go Laura's Laura.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 13 (45:33):
Who was it?

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Actually?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
That would be me.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
In third person? Yourself? Well, I knew where you were going.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
The next member of I'm sorry, this member of the
show has never had a cavity.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
I'm gonna go with Cannon.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
That is correct. Forty three years cavity free, My friends,
that's pretty impressive, poty free. Although I think I'm going
to have to have a tooth pulled early next year.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yikes. All right, this member or I'm sorry, this is
the only member of the show who has a college degree.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
Deep water.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
That would not be me. It's me, It's Flora, it's me.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Look at the big brain on me.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
We gonna rub that in.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
All right, sorry, it's good trivia. This member of the
show placed second in their fourth grade science fair.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
I'll grab that one for you. Good cannon.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
That is correct.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
All right, this is the last one.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Make or break. By the way, I did it on
the hearing aid it was very impressive.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
If do you remember who got first?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I don't. I don't know. The kid is a bastard.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
I'm sure, I'm sure he was. Okay. This member of
the show was on who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Fay Beef waughter Bay, I love your faith in me,
but that is not.

Speaker 13 (47:11):
It was me.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Did he lose?

Speaker 5 (47:13):
He lost? Oh? Bro?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Sorry Greg valiant effort.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
That means you have to listen to us. Give your
tickets to see comedian John Mulaney and Fred Armisen to
somebody who did absolutely nothing. And that person's name is Ron.
Good morning, Ron, Hey, good morning, hey, Bro, you just
got the comedy tickets.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Oh that is so awesome.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah, yeah, what a gentleman.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Yeah. Now, I got something to start the new year with.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It is going to be on New Year's Eve and
we'll have tickets all this week and another shot online
at one of five nine copy.

Speaker 13 (47:55):
Story.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
It's time to go around the room and share. We
think the biggest stories, UH of the day are, Laura.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
You want to go, sure, I can go first. I
think the big story is that there is a new
best selling beer in the country. Michelob Ultra has overtaken
Modelo Especial as the best selling beer in the US,
and Modella has only held that title for a couple
of weeks. For a couple of years, rather, bud Light

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was the king for a long time, and then they
fell off and it was Modello and now it's michelob Ultra,
which I cannot tell you the last time I had
a michelob Ultra.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I feel like I drink those when there's nothing else. Yeah,
it's all it's left in the cooler. I'll grab it.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yeah, And I guess it's easy to drink.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
It seems popular.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
It is, It's very popular.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I'm all about the cours light. Man, It's all I need.
It's all I need.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
You're a loyalist, I am, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I think the big story to day is Amazon is
on trial for allegedly tricking millions of customers into enrolling
in its Prime subscription service and then making it very
difficult to cancel. Well, it's so frustrating when you just
want to cancel something like a gym membership or whatever.
They make it really difficult. The Federal Trade Commissions su
the e commerce service and then making a Sorry an

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e commerce service Giant in twenty twenty three, claiming that
it was using manipulative interface designs to get people paying
for the one hundred and thirty nine dollars a year service.
The trial started in federal court just yesterday, where the
government also alleged canceling Prime required a four page, six
click fifteen option process.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
It's too much, just unsubscribed done like that's what it
should be.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, that's crazy. What do you got case?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Well, Ben Stiller is launching a new soda brand. So
if you enjoy a soda but you're conscious on the
healthy side of it, he is rolling out three flavors,
a root beer, a lemon lime, and a Shirley Temple.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
How do you like that?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
He says that he found that going to nightclubs as
a kid with his mom and dad, he developed a
passion for the Shirley Temple and it wasn't available in
the everyday mark So thirty calories per can, Well, you
can hit up a little Ben Stiller soda.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
That's not bad. Isn't a Shirley Temple? Wouldn't that just
be like cherry seven out?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I feel like it was.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
There was a third component to it though, So it's
like your spride Er seven up some maybe some marachino
cherry juice and a stick of butter, yeah and some.
I feel like there was a third component to it.
But I also enjoyed them as a kid. Go out
to a Chinese restaurant or something and have yourself with
Shirley Temple.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
More on the Stories online at one of five nine
the Brew dot Com coming up next. I saw a fight,
a street fight over the weekend and the guy's moves.
I was just like, that's what you're gonna go with.
We want to know what's your go to move in
a street fight. We'll take your calls after Pearl Jam
on the Brew one nine the Brew, Casey's here, Laura's here.

(50:50):
I don't know why I started with your name. I
don't know either.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
It's weird because he's he's the coolest.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
He is right in front of me, and uh, you're
still looking thin and after losing the weight.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Look, I am just trying to stay the course, not
doing anything crazy, just maintain.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Are you still working out and sitting in the sauna
with the old guy?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, I'm still hanging out with the olds, enjoying my time. Yeah,
learning about things like the World War two?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Are you guys buds now? Like, are you gonna start
having poker nights or nah?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
It nothing happens once you leave the hot time.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I feel like Casey's gonna come in here smell like
old person any day now.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Talking about my bridge, moss Ball Bridge.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Playing bridge and ninety one is our McLoughlin Cheverley text line.
So I saw a street fight over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
You know.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I went to Lincoln Park on Friday nights and my
girlfriend Ally and I afterwards went to just like a
bar close by and there was like a street fight
right out in front of the bar. And one of
the guys in the street fight, they were both hammered by.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
The way Lincoln Park getting people amped up.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Well, this was like it wasn't at the motive center,
so it was on the other side of the river
at this point. But I got it. But yeah, the guy,
one of the guys, and they were both hammered, does
that stupid move where he pretty much just charges the
guy and tackles him like a football player. Yeah, and
you know, they immediately fell to the ground and the
other dude got on top of that guy and just
started wailing on him because you know, it's just a

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dumb move to charge somebody like a football player, and
like I think sometimes they try to pick him up
and then yeah, slam him on the ground.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Well, especially when you're drunk and your your balance is
already compromised.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, and it didn't look like he was looking like
that guy could have thrown just a solid uppercut and
knocked him unconscious. But you know, it was just a
stupid move.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah, you're both buzzed. You're thinking in the moment where
I mean, it's gonna unfold, how it unfolds. You don't,
I don't necessarily have a battle plan.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
And I've seen so many people do that though, Like
they just charge the guy, yeah, you know, or they
don't keep their hands up in a fight, which is
you know what I was always taught to keep your
hands up, protect your face, protect your head.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Well, if the other man is faster than you, when
you're going to make that charge, it's a good chance
you're probably gonna get clipped before you get there.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I just feel like when you're charging somebody, like Laura said,
it's easy for you to get thrown off balance. I could,
You're not looking, you're not protecting yourself. It's just and
clearly the guy, you know, because he got hit a
couple of times because of it, and then was that it. Yeah,
they kind of like some friends pulled him off, So
I would say that they both got a couple of
licks in. But the guy that charged, you know, he

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would have done better. I feel like if he just
stood on his feet, but his first go to move
was to charge the.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Guy and tackle him instinct. But I'm glad that a
nobody got hurt, and two that it was people tried
to pull them apart. Typically all you see is people
pull their phones out and.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Fill it what he said, it may have may have
been somebody he saw the.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
More sophisticated of a fist fight of the modern day.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yeah, but I just thought it was kind of a
silly move, and I wanted to know from you, if
you've been in a street fight, what is your go
to move? Even if you haven't been in a fight,
what would your go to move be? Maybe you like
a sweet roundhouse kick or something. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
I always loved the breaking of a bottle.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Oh yeah, smash it.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
It doesn't have to necessarily be the head, just to
smash it on the counter. And now you've got a weapon.
You've got well, yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Though.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
You're gonna go to jail for that, but you got
everyone's attention, and I feel like the parties immediately over
he breaks, I think.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Boom, smash jagged glass with a handle.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Terrible.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Now we've got something to talk about.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Laura, you're a you know, very sweet, innocent girls, never
been in a fight. Ye's correct, But I think you
could be pretty scrappy if you were to fight.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
That's what That's what I've always thought, is that, like,
first of all, you have you seen these chompers. You
can I could definitely bite the nose off of somebody.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
But you got long arms, long legs. I think it
would be. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I think I'd flail around enough that I or I'd
go for like the eyes, like the gouging out the arms.
I think anyone who tried to mess with me would
really be in for a surprise.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
All right, Well, what would your go to move be
in a street fight? Would you do the high you can?
I don't know if I maybe if I stretched out.
Let's go to line one. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.
Oh sorry, let's go to line one here. Who is
this call?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Up?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Is this Colin?

Speaker 5 (55:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (55:10):
This is Alex.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Okay, what's up Alex?

Speaker 6 (55:13):
It happens all the time with me and you guys.
So it's up. Good morning. So here's my here's my
rule of thumb on the streets fight guys. I've been
involved in three of them. First rule, if someone pulls
a weapon, I'm going for your balls. Ok there, I'm
not especially the beer bottle thing. That's not I'm not
looking to like die. A street fight should be a fight.
But you know, as soon as someone hits the grind

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tever with you.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
See why you're just breaking bottles. It's supposed to be
man to man, fist to fish. Yeah, we're it's called survival,
all right. What's that fish hooking? Okay?

Speaker 4 (55:46):
I mean I'm down with that too.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
If you mess with me, I will go for an
ear or or the side of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Really, have you ever actually done that to somebody in
a fight?

Speaker 6 (55:56):
I have. I have almost pulled someone's gear off.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Oh gee.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
How much pressure does it take to live down? How
much pressure does it take to rip a man's or
ear off?

Speaker 6 (56:07):
I don't know, but not very much. Because this guy
was screaming bloody murder, wow, my goodness.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
And then he's just talent just saddling him on his
back and.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Have some discipline.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
I mean, I will say the guy was the guy
who was probably sixty times bigger than me and five
inches taller. So I mean, it's whatever necessary.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
You know, It's been a long time since I've been
in a fight, an actual fist fight. It's been years
and years and years. But I would I I do
remember kind of being hesitant, like I would wait to
see what their move would be, you know, because I
I'm I usually am not a first punch guy, you know, Like, yeah,
I would just wait to see what they would do,
and then I would go from there. I would almost
like study them a bit, study them, like them like

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a machine. I see what you're doing over there.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
But what if they they take the first hit and
you end up with like a bloody, bloody nose or something.
I mean you you let them go first.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
And then it's happened. You know, there's a I remember
there was one time I was in Eugene and some
guys drove by and mouthed off to some some people
we were with, and I talked trash back to him. Well,
they came back on foot like five minutes later, and
I was hammered. I don't remember being this drunk before
or since. And uh, they you know, I got jumped.

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I got jumped, and it didn't end well for me.
I did just get beat up. Did you get knocked out? Well,
this got beat up. I didn't get knocked out, But
I remember I had my librave piercing at the time,
and I remember thinking when I went down, just protect
that because if he blows that out, my gums are gone,
my lip's gone. So but I do remember being on
my knees at some point and like really he was

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wailing on me, like he was behind me and just
wailing on me. And I remember like like trying to
grab his his nuggets.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Yeah, I mean you got to.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I tried to grab.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
You gotta fight dirty when it's a mat.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
I tried to grab. I tried to grab and twist,
but his pants are too baggy. He was wearing a
Raider shirt too, by the way.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Oh well that says it all.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Tanner, Lauri and Casey, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Want to weigh in on your classic street fight technique here.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Yeah, what's your what's your go to move in a
street fight?

Speaker 13 (58:11):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (58:12):
Head butt?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Really, dude, the head butt? Oh yes, I've seen those
when they connect, man, Yeah, it looks bad. Open a
person right up.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Oh yeah, and even if you don't do a lot
of damage, it stuns somebody enough to where then you.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Can go for a follow up.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
I also think it's a sign that I'm crazy, Like
if I head but you, I'm I'm insane. You know
who knows what I'm capable of.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
I've sure some vicious head butts that just pretty much
take care of the situation all on their own. But yes,
it almost immediately just blows something out.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yeah all right, dude, have you ever actually head butt
of the guy? Uh?

Speaker 6 (58:46):
Yeah, and I have a little baby scar on my
forehead from it.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Really.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Oh yeah, I mean I don't think you bring that
up without having done it.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Right right, Thanks, dude, put yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Head dude, all right, tough?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
What's your go to move in a street fight? Nine
seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. We got a
lot of text coming in. This text comes from eighty
two nineteen. It says they go for the eye gouge.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
In a fight.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
An eye goug, We've hit the trifecta.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
The eye goug, I mean a nice thumb to the throat.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Also good, Okay. I just the nugget twist you talked about.
I feel like some of those are just you know,
even the nut twist. I feel like some of these
are just kind of cheap moves.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
There's no such thing. It's just street It's a it's
a fight for survival. There are no rules, there are
no cheap shots. It is a matter of survival.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Eighty two nineteen says nuts strike, nuts strike first, true gouge,
thumb up the nose, take eight pounds of pressure to
rip off a human ear by the way, and the
only fair fight is one that you walk away from
this That's what I'm saying. This one says my my
go to move to be to freeze somebody like sub
zero uppercut like Ryue from Street Fighter.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Nice, Okay, don't have those powers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
This one says there's no such thing as a fair fight.
I'm always packing. This one says my go to move
is a nut shot and a throat punch.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
I am surprised by how many I'm assuming, and maybe
this is an incorrect assumption that most of these text
messages are coming from men. If that's the case, I'm
surprised by how many men are saying that they go
for the nuts first.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Yeah. Yeah, let's hear from some ladies. What's your go
to move in a fight? You know, I could see
Laura biting.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
And yeah, a lot of hair pulling.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
And just like and also screaming to the point where
they just get annoyed and leave.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Like what would you. I could see like saying some
nasty things.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Yeah, I probably talk about your mom.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
And when you see chicks fight on the internet, like
it's a lot of a lot of hands slapping and
then it's just mostly like pulling of the clothes and
tossed to the ground. They're never uber violent, like, it's
just a lot of wrestling and scrap.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I remember when when I was in school and girls
would fight. It was just a huge turn off, you know.
I just never liked clumps of hair. Yeah, and then
the girls like the clothes are all ribbed and they're
you know, everyone's dramatic, and I just I didn't like it.
I didn't like it. What's your go to move in
a street fight? More of your calls coming up? Hang on,
nothing bad could happen, It can only good happen. But

(01:01:27):
with Thailand, Oh don't take it, don't take it. That
was my favorite clip from yesterday. Nothing bad could happen,
it can only good happen.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
I can say that again.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I love that. Soone ninety one ninety seven that's our
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. So over the weekend I saw
a street fight. I hadn't seen one in a while,
and these guys. It was after the Lincoln Park concert.
I went downtown to a bar and these dudes were
just fighting out in front of the bar. One dude
charged the other guy, you know, like a football player,

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and it didn't go well for him. He got he
got dinged, a lot. I mean, he got a lick
or two in, you know, but that guy guy hit
the most. He ended up on his back and the
other dude on top of him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Does it make you uncomfortable when you encounter scenes like this?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
It depends on how like rambunctious it is. Like there
are fights where you know, like this, somebody needs to
stop this, Someone's gonna get really hurt. And then there
are fights where you're like, all right, let's just see
what happens is let it play out for a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, the ones that don't seem dangerous are I don't
have an issue with that. But when it's a good
scrap and somebody's like taking a couple clean shots to
the past, it always makes me. Or if they hit
the ground really hard, yeah, it always makes me feel
very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yes, I feel like as soon as somebody's knocked out
or whatever, it's obviously you got to stop.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
There's certain people who go a little ham but yeah,
I don't know. It wouldn't be my go to move
to charge somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
I love a clean knockout, a nice one punch, maybe
an open handed slap that takes somebody out but.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I don't want to see anybody getting stomped or kicked into.

Speaker 13 (01:02:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Man, that's too much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Not only have I never gotten into a fistfight, I
don't know if I've ever seen one, like out in public.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Wow, you really even in school, you never saw a fight?

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
No, not in definitely not in school. But you'd think,
like I go out, you know, I've I feel like,
in all my years of going out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
You've never seen anything.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I've never seen anything happen.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I felt like back in the day when we were
doing bar nights, like every week, I feel like you
saw a fight every week.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Yeah. Gee, I guess it depends on where you go to. True,
all right, we want to know. We want to know
what's your go to move in a fight. If you've
you know, been a lot of street fights, or maybe
you've never been to one, but you're thinking yourself, well,
if I were to be in a fight, this is
what I would do. We got some talkback messages coming
in through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 13 (01:03:41):
My go to move was the headlock, and I could
get it in there and choke them out.

Speaker 14 (01:03:45):
At the same time, Morning Guys robbed the welder. According
to my friends, the last couple of fights that I've
gone into at the bar or wherever they may be. Uh,
my signature move is this is the Superman punch, which,
when it's pretty effective wow, usually leaves them on the
ground stunned, and uh yeah it doesn't. The fights don't

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usually last much longer than that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
What's the Superman punch is that when you jump, I
think it's going to jump and you come down and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Yeah, you're definitely well, it doesn't necessarily have to be down,
but you yeah, you kind of leap into the into
the punch and throwing it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
That's how I punch it. Expect nothing less, Yeah, okay,
like a superhero and then I land like that.

Speaker 14 (01:04:25):
I mean, your feet are so like my go to
move always is a quick, stiff one to the snot box.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
What's the blood running and the tears are going?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yeah, they're all yours.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
I remember when I was in high school, I saw
some girls get into a really really bad fight. One
girl does the typical grab the hair move, but then
she proceeded to run that girl's face across all the
lockers and they had the padlocks on him and everything that.
It was pretty not really.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Yeah, pretty cool, it's pretty cool. All right, we got
some text messages coming in. Oh, here's some from the ladies.
We wanted to know. You know, when ladies got into fights,
what's their go to move? Because you know, again we
see the hair pulling and stuff like that. Or have
you ever seen that one on the internet where the
girl hits the other girl with a shovel? Yeah, in fact,
I have seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I mean, if you've got a shovel, handy, sure, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Didn't she hit her as the chick was walking away?
I'm pretty sure she did.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Yeah, and I'm pretty dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I think that girl like she got a pretty bad concussion.
From what I understand, you could.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Get split wide open with a shovel.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Let's go to all right, let me check these texts
real quick. Here's one from twenty six thirty six. It
says female here, I've always told my friends that if
I've ever gotten into a fight, my first move would
be to curl up in a ball and cry, I'm
not a fighter. Ejeez. This one's from sixty three to
thirty nine says I'm a lady. I trained in movie
tie and elbow and an elbow to the jaw is

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super painful, and don't undermiss underestimate the power of your
kicks and your knee to the gut.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Yeah all X, I want choices there the short proximity elbow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
That is a tough one. This one's from seventeen eighty
nine says I'm a girl and I grab hair to
wrap around my fist, and I even use the environment
like Jackie Chan uses the environment. I once used a
metal mailbox to smack a chicken around.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
I think she meant chick, chick probably or maybe a chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
But then you fight a chicken, why not?

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
It's going to mean what did that chicken ever get
do to you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
This one says from nineteen fifty eight. I've never been
in a fight, but I've seen enough school fights to
know how to defend myself. This one's from seventy three
eight says I like to flip them over and tombstone
pile driyal give them a tombstone pile driver works every time,
asks the undertaker.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
I mean, if you can pull that off, more power too.
You have not the easiest one to navigate in a
street fight. Yeah, but hey, what's what says victory more
than paralysis?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Let's call Court real quick ten bucks? This Court's never
been in a fight.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Court doesn't strike me as a fighter. He seems like
a passively I wouldn't want to fight him.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
What do you think you've seen him get mad?

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
You can't pull Court's hair because he doesn't have any.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
You know, he's bald, even more dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Yeah, I think Court is one of those guys that
would be a dangerous opponent.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
But I don't think so. He's I think he's too timid.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Only one way to find out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
What do you think? Let's bet request until the rage
comes out. I'd say ten dollars. He's never been in
a fight.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Ever, I'm gonna say he has really Yeah, I don't
have ten bucks, but well, you can see the fun
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
He also, you know, has older siblings, so he's probably
been slapped around a bit. Count not as a fight,
but in toughness. It does, Yeah, tough jimp a little bit.
But now I'm talking about a real you know, I'll
give him honest gun school for one. Hey, Court, it's
it's us. It's your favorite morning show. Oh Michael Stacey, No,

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dare you it's Stacey and Mike. You can't even get
the show right, All right, Court, I wanted to ask you, Uh,
I don't think you've ever been in a school fight.
Have you been in a fight before?

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
No, it doesn't have to be school, just in general.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
No, No, I haven't because.

Speaker 11 (01:08:09):
In school I was always quite a bit taller than
any other kid, so they assumed that I could beat
them up, which I couldn't. But nobody ever tried to
Nobody ever tried to fight with me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Okay, yeah, and then like you never like later in life,
had to, you know, defend your wife's honor or anything
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Oh, he's a pansy. I honestly, someone yelled at me
at I was with Court at the iHeart Ready Music
Festival concert in Vegas a while back, and someone yelled
at me for talking to a lout, and Court like
he pretended like he didn't hear that person totally took
himself out of the situation, didn't have my back at all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
What did you want him to do? Clock him in
the face? You were the young, run on your trap.

Speaker 11 (01:08:50):
Seventy year old dude in front of us. I was
about to come over that the chair and just sock
him in the nose and looking for him, but.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
You know, he was being kind of an ass and
uh and you were just like when dark You're like
you were being loud and you were being loud. The
music was loud. I had and needed you to hear me,
you know, one of my sus the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
All right, for the second time of day, you're at fault,
headlighted somebody and you were too loud out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Of count We were interrupting you two's performance, and that
is just what's a party?

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Well it was you two was on stage. Yeah, I
guess you know, tickets aren't cheap, but whatever, I had
something to say, all right, court, I knew you' never
been in a fight. Just wanted to double check.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
But I had.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
I just I told you that before Well we forgot
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I don't listen to what you said. See all right,
Well I had.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
A feeling, man, I thought maybe one fight.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
No, he's too passive, man, he's too passive.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Sometimes you end up in him anyway, like passive or not.
Sometimes you find yourself in a fight just because.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
And the course of the type of guy who will
give the bully his Nintendo, like just don't beat me up.
Here's my lunch money, here's my Nintendo.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I wasn't having any of that, but it does happen.
I couldn't imagine getting shaken down at school for your
whatever you got. That would be less than ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
We got a few talk back messages a few more
coming into our iHeartRadio app. What's your go to move
in a street fight? Laura? Did I ask you what
your go to move would be if you'd ever be
in one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
I know you've never been in one, but yeah, I said,
I'd try to gouch their eyes out or kick them
into nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
A lot of people said that, let's check these talkbacks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah, twenties bouncing and you know, anytime you hit somebody,
you end up going to jail. And so basically I
would redirect them and run them into things.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Like walls, tables, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
And that way I can say I didn't hit them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
It's good, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
I did think of some bouncers at a nightclub at
an appearance one night. They threw a dude out so
hard they threw him into the side of a car
and it dented the quarterback. Like that dude hit hard.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
This text message from seventeen eighty three says I'm a lady.
And one time I got into a fight with my
ex because I caught him while I was pregnant, with
a hooker outside of our bedroom window at two in
the morning. Top I punched him in the face and
made his mouth and nose bleed, and then I took
his phone and smashed it on the ground until it
was in pieces. And when he tried to get out
the door, I picked up I picked up our our

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couchs from underneath and threw it at him. WHOA wow,
she's like shee hole exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
A woman's wrath, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Twenty yeah, twenty four to eleven says from a lady.
I always go for the nose, whether it be a
headbut or a punch that way, their eyes are always
watery and I have time to run for a second.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
It's a good move.

Speaker 10 (01:11:41):
Air.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
One move that hasn't come up that I think is
a good one is the is the hockey move where
you pull the shirt over the head but yeah, the
happy Gilmore and yeah, and debilitating them a little bit
and then pumble them. It's a fantastic maneuver.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Do you think you really have time for all that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Absolutely? When you're scrapped, especially if the dude's trying to
charge you like that guy did. Easy to reach, reach back,
grab that shirt, pull it over, I think a couple
of knees. The thing to think about in fights is
don't panic. Think smart, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
If you don't panic and just think, chances are you'll
least be able to okay.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Easier said than I know, but like that, just keep.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
That in mind. Don't panic. Yeah, and it's gonna hurt
a little bit, but you're gonna be okay by and large, right,
like your adrenaline journey.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
To get punched a couple of times in the face.
It's gonna suck, but you're gonna be okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I'll give you a fuel, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
I'm just going to distract them. I'm gonna be like, hey,
look over there, and then they'll look, and then I'll
run away.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
It's a good, good option unless they're not into it
and they're like, no, we're fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Just in case you're robbed by the dog from up,
he'll be all right, all right, more of your calls
and text coming up. Hang on one O five to
nine the Brew It's Tanner, Laura and Casey. So you know,
I saw a street fights on Friday night after the
Lincoln Park concert, and it was kind of a sloppy
one because I could tell both dudes are drunk. But
one guy charged the other dude like a football player,

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and I just thought it was kind of a dumb
move because I'm pretty sure that I lost the fight. So,
you know, he ended up on the ground on his
back and the guy on top of him got pummeled
a couple of times. Yeah, so we want to know
what is your go to move in a fight. We
got a lot of great text messages and talkbacks this morning.
This one says from twenty four to eleven in high school? Uh,

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in high school? A girl and girl fight? Hold one.
I'm trying to read this verbatim, and sometimes you know
people are at with that high school A girl on
girl fight? Is that where we're at?

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
But then it says I punched my opponent in the nose,
so maybe they were involved in this girl and girl fight.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Helly, she went down crying like a baby, and I
just walked away because what else is there to do?
She was down? Yeah, I agree, like once they just
keep kicking him.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Now you stand there. You look at him, you want
another one?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
We got some talkbacks there are I already Triver's step here.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
The first fight I ever got in was with my stepsister,
and she really pissed me off.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
After a while, I got really mad and hit her
with a boombox.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
I always go for the I got punched in the
throat once, and you can tell.

Speaker 14 (01:14:04):
Your opponent can't breeze, he can't fight, so ever since
I got hit in the throat, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
What I go for.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
I don't think that poor guy recovered, no, but he
also sounds like a guy I probably wouldn't mess with either.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Right, There's some of these guys you can just tell
they've been through it. They got some experience they can take.

Speaker 12 (01:14:20):
You don't have Morning Brewer crew. I've never been in
a fight, but I am six foot eight, and I
think my go to fight would be, uh, probably slap
the crap out of them because I have extremely large hands.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
I believe that beef watter. Earlier, you said that you
would do the happy Gilmore thing and pull the shirt
over somebody, So I think it's a good move.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Again, in street fight rules where rules don't apply, I
think that's a good.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
One ninety eight fourteen says, Beef, while you're back there
grabbing the other guy's shirt, go ahead and give him
a weggie too. Got to clap the ears and get
them all disoriented. Then you're free to wail on whoever
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Well, I think when you're there, you take everything available
to you. So if the wedgie became available, there you go.
That's there, the shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Over the head, that's there, and give them a nuggie, a.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Couple knees to the face, that too, is there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Take them to the bathroom sworely time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
And then another underestimated move in the in the fight
world is the clean shot to the liver. And how
quick sure? That just puts an end to an entire situation.
There's nothing you can do about it. It just cripples you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
You get it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
You take a fresh shot to the liver, You're not
doing nothing. You're going right down to the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
See how many fights have you been in.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I've been in a handful. Yeah, and uh, look you
you do what you have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
But uh, I've never punched anybody in the liver, but
I've seen it happen before, and it's a debilitating move
and I'm always I always appreciate those clean, one shot,
one kill type moves.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Yeah, that's good. I'll have to practice out on my bag.
That sounded weird. A four four, five, five nine is
the phone number coming up in a few minutes. America
is number one at something that I'm not sure we
should be proud of, fights when it's not street fights.
We'll tell you what that is coming up here in
a few minutes. Also, Casey will have another edition of

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a fast food Frenzy coming up at nine thirty on
The Brew, Portland's rock station. It's one of five nine
the Brew Tanner Laura and Casey. So we've got some
relationship news here, and the first one is a little disturbing.
Connecticuts finally banned something that they probably should have banned
a long time ago. Okay, Connecticuts will prohibit first cousin

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marriages beginning October first.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
What this wasn't already a law?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
As a matter of fact, it is legal to marry
your first cousin in fifteen states. Fifteen states in America.
We're not one of them. Okay, God, but officials, officials
are going to ban this under new legislation supported by
both Democratic and Republican lawmakers. Official site increased risk of
birth defects from procreation between first cousins. That's the primary reason.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Isn't this why there was a time where we had
to get blood tests before we could get a marriage certificate.
I mean it's not that way now, like in the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Eighties it was that way. Really. Yeah, they say it's
you know, it's just wrong on many levels, but it
also can cause birth defects, right, you know, they're like, oh,
little Jimmy walks, walks a little funny, but he's a
good kid.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Yeah, he's got an arm coming out of his forehead.
It's nothing to be concerned about.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Current law already prevents marriages between parents, grandparents, siblings, and children. Yeah,
but you know now they're saying that, no, you can't
even marry your first cousin anymore. It's oh, man, which
is good. I think that's not a good idea to
marry your first cousin.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I mean, I'm pretty close with my first cousin. I
can't imagine. That's just gross.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Does that mean people in Connecticut, Like, I'm sure there
are married couples who are first cousins. Do they have
to dissolve their marriages.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Now, maybe it's like Airbnb in a story if you
got it before it was banned. Yeah, I don't know,
but I'm glad it's it's illegal.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
It's for the best.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
But there's still fifteen other states that are dragging ass
and have it legal where you can marry your cousin.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Now you can't smoke weed, but you can marry your cousin.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Also, in related news, we are number one for something
that we probably sure number one America. You know, we'd
love to be number one, right of course, no matter
what it is like. No, you're not number one.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
We're number one mark, number one in calories ingested on
a daily basi.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
That it's true. But we're also number one in cheating
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
Oh, we did it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
We did it in America.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
That's not great.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
I am surprised by that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
It's in every TV show stot.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Number one, number one cheating. Apparently, seventy one percent of
Americans admitted to stepping out on their partner seventy one
seventy nation of heathens these days. Yeah, I mean, like
I'm gonna go home and ask my girlfriend some questions
and where were you Over the weekend, seventy one percent
of Americans admitted to stepping out. Germany and the UK

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follow close behind at sixty eight and sixty six percent.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
That is wild.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
As far as the states that cheat the most, it
looks like Texas, Alabama, and Nebraska are are double dipping.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
That's interesting. Nebraska, there's nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
To do there.

Speaker 13 (01:19:18):
I've been there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Place sucks, you know, you just drink work.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
And then make bad choices.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Yeah, hide and cornfields. It looks like the reason they
do cheat in these places is they're lonely or bored
in their marriage. That's thirty percent of people. The spouse
lost sex drive or has suffered some sort of chronic
illness at fifteen percent. And that's a tough one, you know,
like like if your husband is paralyzed in a car accident,

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but like you still love them, but it's been five
years since you've gotten laid. It's got to be a
tough one.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
My understanding that the paralyzed to folks can still get down.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
You can, Yeah, you just gotta. It's probably all court
at first, but you just got to figure it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Out, all right. Uh, They say people are also cheating
just to have some adventurous sex at fourteen percent.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Uh yeah, it seems unsafe.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Some people are cheating because they want more frequent sex.
Some can't communicate with their spouse, so they cheat of.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
Some can't communicate with their spouse. Dude, just call it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
So did you go state to state and survey? People
just go knocking door to door. So we just have
a couple of questions to answer you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
It is interesting these surveys, like what.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Do you do on your weekend? I don't know. Don't
question the process, just look at the results. But there
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
It's a very official, it's a very random thing to have.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
One is just crazy to mean you can't trust people. Man,
And dude, I've been cheated on and it's I haven't
been cheated on in a while, but at least that
nothing I know of. But in high school, I remember
I was cheated on and this girl, I really really
it's a girl. I lost my virginity to really cared
about this girl and she cheated on me with my
best friend Ben.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Ben is not a good friend. First of all, we.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Stopped being friends with that. He's the guy I fought
in front of the clack of his Town Center and
filled that story. It was over this situation. Yeah, how
far removed. It was like a month and a half afterwards. Okay,
So I was still it was so fresh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
I was thinking, like two years down the road, you
spotted him in a parking lot and went, hey, we
still have some business to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
We spotted each other on on bus seventy two going
it was on eighty second going to the Clackamas Town
Center and and we got off at the Clackamas Town
Center and we fought, and then after that we were fine,
Well you got it out of your system.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Well who won?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
It was kind of like one of the high school
fights where I don't know if anybody won, but I
totally did.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Did you charge him up in front of the bar?

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
No, I didn't charge him.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
I never charged him poke him in the eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
But we the fights spilled out into the street where
cars got out, like cars had to stop, and the
guy got out of his car and like yell at
us off. And then I go that guy hooked up
with my girlfriend and he's like, all right, carry on,
and he kind of stood there and then I hit
him again after that, and I want to say that
that guy let me do it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
He's like, I appreciate your position. You've also cost me
three red lights. Yeah, get out of the road. That
was a learning experience. I'll never go through any of
that again. I mean, you know, I just won't deal
with it. These numbers, these numbers aren't shocking. Divorce rates
in this nation are comparable. So I mean, yeah, like
it's it's probably seventy percent always.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
I think it's like fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
I think it's like we asked, we asked Colin from
Goldberg Jones how many marriages get divorced, and he said
it's way over half. Yeah, I would think way over half.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
That's not that the outlook is not bleak or it
is bleak.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Rather in your divorced you should know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
I am divorced. This is true. I've been through it.
I've been through it many and it's all right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Yeah, it's you can always call Goldberg Jones at one
hundred divorce too if you're in one of those situations.
But yeah, there's the cheating sucks man. Just it's like
the betrayal feeling, and I mean it's I couldn't eat afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
You can see how like I said, it's it's in
every not every, but a bulk of movie storyline, a
rom com like this is connective tissue in all of
these things, so like it's just a fact of life.
It doesn't surprise me at all that it's seventy percent.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
You got websites like Ashley Madison doing the Devil's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Work not even still a thing. Yeah, oh yeah, I
think they got an increase in members after that documentary.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Yes, that's what I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Actually, so they just stopped advertising it on TV.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
They're just going to have to increase the bots.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Coming up in a few minutes, Casey will give us
another edition of Fast Food Frenzy. Which fast food place
did he try out? In which item did to get
We'll tell you in about fifteen minutes on the Brew,
Portland's rock station. It's one oh five nine the Brew
Tanner Laura and Casey. So you know, we were just
talking about, you know, cheating in America's number one and cheating.

(01:23:46):
In a related article I found I have the list
of the professions that make the worst spouses. So, Laura,
I think I saw you on bumble this morning, looking
for a looking for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Looking for a mate.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Yep, and you know, keep that mind. Maybe maybe you
just need.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
To steer clear. I mean that, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
So some of the professions that make the worst spouses?
Before I get to the list, what do you think
professions that make you a bad spouse? I would think
anything that consume like a doctor, anything that consumes a
lot of your times. Good guess.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
I was going to say firefighter because they have strange hours.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Also a very good guess. So a new Rabbit post
has people calling out jobs that make the relationships hard
by asking what what profession makes the worst spouses? More
than two thousand people chimed in, and it turns out
working in restaurants or bars can be bad for romance,
according to a lot of users.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Dating a bar tender, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Because they meet a lot of people. They have to
be kind of charming and flirty, and you know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
And the hours are weird sometimes, especially like if you're
working at a bar that's you know, open till two am, or.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Like if you got a nine to five and you
know your partner's got a bar job either not coming
home till three in the morning or something who knows
what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Yeah, the hours are definitely long and strange. But in
regards to the flirtiness of a bartender, I've always felt
like bartenders are kind of salty. Well not to you,
they are, but I mean they're just trying. They're just
taking orders, trying to get stuff out. Nobody's you know,
really chipper.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
I'm sure it happens, but I always assume that, you know,
people are there to work. I'm not here to hit on. Yeah,
you know what I mean. Like, you know, I've I
hit on a girl ones. So she was my server
at a Mexican restaurant and I thought she was being
like flirty with me. Yeah, but I'm an idiot and
I think this a lot. And so I thought she
was being flirty with me. So at the end of
the day I was done with my burrito, I asked,

(01:25:41):
I asked if I could give her a call some time,
and she goes, your excuse. This was in Eugene, and
her excuse was, I'm actually moving to Portland.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
Like you could have just said no, I mean, maybe
that's true, Maybe that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Well come on, well here's the Portland was as an
hour and a half, I do am moving to Portland.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
Yeah, as a matter of fact, actually actually live there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
So that's why that was when I learned to not
ask people out when they're working. It's not a good idea.
This person says chefs are pretty bad spouses to have.
I would assume it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
I do feel like the service industry is kind of
incestuous in general. Yeah, because like you're working with all
the same people who have schedules similar to yours.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Used to be a server was a lot of hooking
up going on.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
Uh yeah, I mean honestly, there's like front of house people,
back of house people getting together in the walk in
freezers a whole the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Did you ever get anybody with anybody in the freezer?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
I did not. It's way too cold back there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
You don't work like the twelve hour shifts. Like the
back of the house folks.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Do write sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
So if you're on a deck now this is the restaurant,
bar manager and owners. They can they can work twelve
to fifteen hour days.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
They log crazy hours.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
This says anything where you're training, I'm sorry, where anything
where you're trailing your spouse in a four or in country.
I always hate that when I'm in a grocery store something,
and I see the guy walking super far ahead of
his wife or his girlfriend like walking walk together. Yeah,
when the guy you could just always tell when they're
over it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Or at least just don't leave her in the dust
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
You know, you're just trying to expedite the trip. I
don't know, you should just slow down a little bit
more then like split up, you know. Yeah, but there's
always that well, you could tell when the when they're
just over the marriage, when there's walking far ahead of
I was at.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
The gym the other day and that was the case.
There's this guy like moving from machine to machine and
his i'm assuming girlfriend was just like following behind. And
I was like, then they weren't talking at all. I
was like, what, it's weird right on here, Like at
this point, just break up, Yeah, to break up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
I'm just trying to get my pump on over here.
You're following me around.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
I got a feeling this is what you and your wife.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
How about you just go get on the treadmill. I'm
gonna do my thing over here. I don't need get
a champion me on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
When you're at Costco together, you walk ahead of her.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Now no, not typically unless I'm on a mission to
get something.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Whatever case, he's at the sample table, he's at the
snack booth.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
This this one says police officers. That is not a
good job to have when you know, when you're trying
to keep a marriage together.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
A guess way that is.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
I don't know, but I've heard that, Like they give
their very high rates of divorce alcoholism, and it can
be a dangerous job.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Maybe this is another thing that's portrayed out in TV
shows and movies. A lot of police with alcohol problems.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Other professions that make the word spouses, according to Reddit, lawyers,
flight attendants, pilots, investment bankers often make terrible spouses. Apparently
they're gone a lot. The job is to very demanding architects.
They're very high strung nurses, musicians.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
I would love to date an architect. I think that's
an interesting job.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
But I mean, like, and they get paid pretty well,
so they building a house.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
The route here is obviously time away from home and
the commitment to your job. So if you've got a
high stress, high performing job, yeah, it's going to take
a toll on you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
So if you were married to somebody with one of
these professions on divorce is the number called my friend
Colin of Goldberg Jones. He'll answer any questions you might have.
We are commercial free, Happy Tuesday. It's Tanner, Laura and
Casey on the Brew. It's one oh five nine the Brew. Tanner, Laura, Casey.
We learned something new about Laura, and once Casey pointed out,

(01:29:20):
I didn't really think about it until Casey pointed it out,
and now I notice it every single time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Yes, well, I apologize for that because it is one
of those things that once you know, there's no unknowing it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Yeah, it's one like as soon as you hear it,
you can unhear it. Casey, what did you notice about Laura?
That is just kind of funny that when.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
She goes to drink, she swallows very hard, Like it's
a very aggressive swallow.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Yeah, Laura's a loud swallower.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
It's still like the way that sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Theroat could slam the water down her, down her neck,
That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
It is true, and I'm aware of this too, because
when I'm drinking, when we're on the air, I will
like move away from the microphone just because I don't
want to. I don't want you to be able to
pick it up.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Like today in the studio we were it was during
a commercial and I just hear this like it sounds
like a like a pipes burst and there's water leaking everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Just does not sound like that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
You do kind of sound like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
It's more of a.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I would love it. It's like it slams down. Let's
hear you drinking. Let's show people how loud you swallow.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
This is weird. Okay, hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Here that he that is loud as hell. I don't
you know you listen here, this is me swallowing. All right, silent,
that's you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
That's you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Get right up to the microphone.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
What's wrong with me?

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
I don't know, why are you such a loud swallow?

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
I think she's I think the muscles are.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
Just really wrong throat.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Yeah, I was telling her that I had when I
had my stomachs, had to go in and get a
test like that done where they measured the strength of
my swallow. So I know, like it's a thing. But
like her is a powerhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's like you know when you're
in a when you're in a store and their toilets,
there's you know, you flush.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
It and you feel like you're gonna get sucked into it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Yeah, I feel that's what your throat's like. You could
probably not even chew things. You could probably just swallow
a whole steak like a seagull. You could just like
there's nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
That can't be shove it down my gullet.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
But take that out of context.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Well, you do what you want with that. But I
was going to say something, and now I don't remember
what it was. It's something about it's got to come
in handy for something.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Oh, I was.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Again, No, that's not what I meant. I was going
to say, maybe this is why I can't chug liquids
at all, like a beer, like people are like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Water.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Not really, Well what am I hearing?

Speaker 13 (01:31:52):
Then?

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
I mean, that's one swallow.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
It sounds like twelve ounces, but I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
I was just going to say, I think that's your answer.
Is you just pour it all in and then swallow
it all at one time.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
You just it's one big swallow.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Yeah, because I can't do it again, Well, how do
you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
I do I put a bunch of my mouth and
then I just do a little out of time. I guess,
just put the water in your mouth. Oh my gosh,
it's hatch at one time. Yeah, it all goes down
in one yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:32:20):
One.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Are you not supposed to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
I mean, that's not how I swallow.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
You just let like a little go at a time.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Yeah, he's like a trouble swallow there you go. See. Yeah,
it was like two. It was like two swallows one too. No,
I don't you're weird.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
I think maybe that's why I can't like shot kind
of beer and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
I'm just saying, shout out to the strength of your throat.
You definitely uh it is though it works out on
its own.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Sixty eight thirty nine said Laura is a throat goat.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
Well that is see I knew this is where this
bit was headed.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
Well, I hesitant, hesitant to talk about it on that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
I meant it no awkward way other than the fact that, man,
that's kind of loud when she swallows.

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
I fall ninety nine fifty one says that was a
good impression of a jetted flush Tanner lo l This
one says giggity, Yeah, I don't know what your what
the deal is with your loud swallows, But damn.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
Yeah, it's just the way I am. Well, God made
me this way.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
He did make you this way, and we love you
the way you are. It's time for beef Waters edition
of Fast Food. Crida Beza beat Donaldsonald. All Right, Casey

(01:33:40):
loves himself some fast food, and you know he's pulled
back after the love, after the blob of burn, doing
pretty good. It's true.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
We have dove back in on a couple of examples here.
Yesterday you guys were saying, hey, maybe hit up some BK.
You haven't done BK in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Burger King is. I mean, they got that that original
chicken sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Which is still a solid contender even after all these years.
But I was in the market for the limited time Whopper,
which is the crispy onion Whoppers.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
The only difference is that there's crispy onions on it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
Well, so you've probably had the Western Bacon cheeseburger somewhere
along the way, right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
So it's kind of modeled after the Western Bacon cheeseburger. However,
it still has the stuff that you hate tanner on there.
The lettuce, the tomato, all of the healthy stuff. So
you got what you've got. You've got obviously the meat,
the cheese, American cheese, some crispy onions, some onion rings,
some bacon, some barbecue sauce, and then the lettuce tomato.

(01:34:43):
I found this to be pretty good. Like in regards
to the I mean they they had like a brisket
whopper a little bit ago. I'm not dealing with that.
This one seemed remarkably good. And maybe I just had
that lucky employee that built me a nice whopper yesterday. Yeah,
but man, I found it to be very good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Always great when you can tell your food is handled
with some TLC.

Speaker 8 (01:35:06):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
It was just put together very well. There was nothing
sloppy about it, and man, it hit the spot.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
I feel like lettuce with all of that fried so
like you, I feel like there's a reason you don't.
You don't see lettuce on burgers like that. I just
feel like it's a weird combo.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Took nothing away from it. I thought it was great.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
The bacon has always you know, hit or miss. It
could have been cooked a little more in my opinion,
But I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Getting out for that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
You know I'm getting out without the lettuce. Well I
know you would, but it's it doesn't ruin it though.
So if you if you like your burger with the
lettuce and tomato, I wouldn't say don't get it. I
don't think it took anything away from the burger.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
I will tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
It killed my gut, my whole, my whole afternoon and
into the evening. Really I felt like trash was it?

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
Do you think it was all the front because like
the onion, the crispy onion straws and the onion rings,
it's a little says.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
The crispy onion for whatever reason, Like I don't I
hate a raw onion, but if you give me an
onion ring, a grilled onion, any I'm fine with it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
So you liked, you liked the burger, just gave you
BK farts.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Yeah, it didn't even give me BK farts. It just
made me feel nauseous for the rest of the day.
And I don't know if I can necessarily blame it
exclusively on the anxiety was wound up yesterday as it was,
But nevertheless, I skipped dinner last night, like I didn't.
This was it, uh, for for my day yesterday, and
also I was I was feeling it because it was
north of a thousand calories just damn.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Just for the burgers, okay, and had a chili ch'ese
brito three d eighty calories and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Nine bucks and some change. So in the in the
grand scheme of all that, like, it was glorious in
the moment I paid for it for the entire day,
And for that, I'm giving it a seven point two
burgers on the burger meter, okay, just because would I
get it again? Probably, but I would. I just I
would be really relussious to relive yesterday's event. But again,

(01:37:01):
quality burger in the in the fast food lane. I
like that Burger King keeps toying with the whopper and
bringing on different But dude, if they just.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Like, you know, revolutionize their fries or whatever, if they
just like, yeah, just spice them up like like Windy's
did not too long ago, dude, they'd see an influx
in people because the burgers are.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
Great, right, just just need to refresh on those fronts.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Those fries are a big letdown, yeah, I mean, and
they tried to revamp their fries a couple of years ago,
more salt.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Yeah, and and they're a little thicker than your average fry. Yeah.
I don't like those.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
You know, the potato is potato. But nevertheless, if you're
in the market and you like burger King, you like
the whopper, I wouldn't steer away from the Krisby onion whopper.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
I think it's a pretty solid option. All right, Bee Flotter,
thank you much. Another fast food frenzy in The Bug,
Don Doug chuck out Enough paints this text from ninety
nine to fifty one says, it's it's all the fast food. Casey,
I'm surprised that you're not. You're not like that dude
in superside me. He passed away, Dan, Yes he did. Look,

(01:38:03):
I was on my way and then I got it,
and then I got it right right this Texas talking
about Laura's loud swallow, which we learned she use a
very loud swallow. You want to do it again?

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Not really, can you? I'm running out of water.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Okay, did you hear it? Yeah? I heard it. It's
loud and weird, and I mean, it's not my fault.
It makes you you. It's what's special about you. Laura
this one says, I do both. But when you swallow
like Laura, you you taste the drink more.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Oh, I don't know that, is that true.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
I figured, like two SIPs swallowing two swallows, I taste
it more.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Your taste buds are not in the back of your throat,
so I don't know why that would be the case.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Fifty eight fifty eight says Laura, say you swallow hard
in your bubble bumble profile and you'll get lots of matches.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
Well, I didn't mean to bring this up to take
it to the dark side band. He means, I just
noticed that you had a quirk about yet yeah, right,
and uh it's a very funny thing, Like it's no
different than.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
If you like too loud.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
I do appreciate that you called me out.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
Well I didn't for a while and then you did it,
and it was just.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Like I cannot keeping and I was like, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
You know, since you just did that, I've been thinking,
and now that you've said it, I cannot unhear it.
Has anybody ever brought this up?

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Not in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
No, you should ask your doctor, like, what is it
so loud? Have a big that is maybe we have
a big airway.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Maybe they'd have an answer for it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
I just think you've got a powerful esophagus. And I'm
telling you this test that I had to do. This
is what I had to snort the k y jelly
off the doctor's finger.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
All right, and now we've gone too far. We'll be
back in just a few minutes. Sego one O five
nine the Brew. It's Tanner, Laura Casey. You know, we
learned something about each other every day on the show.
Every day where I feel like we learned something new
and disturbing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
I don't disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Today we learned that well, I mean, guess we've known
this for a while, but we just acknowledged today. Laura
is a very loud swallower, and Casey actually came up
with a great nickname for her off the air.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Yeah, Laura hard Swallow is Laura hard swallows or whatever
you can make it plural.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
I mean, I feel like if she was a superhero,
she would be Laura Laura.

Speaker 10 (01:40:18):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
I don't like either of them. I don't like any
of it at all. But I like Laura hardswallow because
it kind of sounds like a species of bird something
so at.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Least you could be a private investigator.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
You could be a superhero. Like it lends itself to
too many a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
You know, it could be a species of bird. I
think that's hilarious. Laura Hardswallow, we got to come up
with the jingle, Laura hard swallow.

Speaker 5 (01:40:45):
So hard, there's nothing to work on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
We just did it. But yeah, can we do it
one more time?

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
I'm out of water, No I got coffee. It's like Lukewarms,
so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Yeah, there it is the same, wild swallow, the same.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
It doesn't matter if it's out of a mug sippy cup.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Sounds like one foot stepping through a mudpuppe's Laura Hardswallow.
All right, here's a topic we got through our heart radio.

Speaker 13 (01:41:13):
That's quite a swallower you got there, Laura. Man, I'll
never give you a drink out of my soda. I'll
come you come back empty. I'll be like god, damn,
that was forty ounce right there.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
You take forties straight to the head loop not even
do gloop, just gloop loloop gloop.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
I just played.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
You're awesome.

Speaker 13 (01:41:34):
All of you guys are great.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Rock of appreciate it, man, oh boy nine five guy
always on the scene.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Yeah, I love it. Let's see some text messages are
coming in. Simone says that sounds like a porn star name. Yeah,
Laura Hardswallow. If she was, I guess that would be
a good name.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
But doesn't always have to be pervy, right, Like it
can just be factual.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Yeah, but that's you know. I mean, have you seen
our audience. That's exactly where we go every time.

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
What did you expect?

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
This one says, get Laura in a beard chugging contest, Well,
she was, said, I tell you that she can't chug.

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
I can't because when you chug, I feel like you
open your throat.

Speaker 6 (01:42:13):
So what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
You just fill up your mouth with as much as
it will and then I swallow the whole thing in
one little, one little gulp.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Yeah, that's weird. Maybe if I maybe I could train myself.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
To try it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
I can't. I can't just try it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
She's gonna be all days born with it because you
gotta sip, because I sip, and then I can't, like
I swallow twice when I'm swallowing things, not just one
big gold But hey, you do you, Laura? You do
you whatever works for you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
You can't change the way I am. So I am
this bottle swallow with my water bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
So if you open this, like this fresh bottle of
water right here, you crack the top on it, and
you can't just chug it like like you're in a commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
No, Laura Hart swallows can do that because it's just
dedicate yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
I have because I would have to glug glug glug,
and I feel like most people just like dump it in.
It just goes down to me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
I drink like I'm in a coat commercial. That thing
just gloggle glugs all the way down.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
No, I can't remember to take those gluglug glugs out
of context too them Laura's glugging.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
Oh Casey did a glugging too.

Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
Yeah, but yours is better, all right. So Laura's a Yeah,
she's a hard swallower and we just learned something new.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Yeah, well, she's never gonna choke. We know that she
can get anything down on one try and we don't
have to worry about it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
When you set your mind to it and you can
do anything, it makes me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Feel good about it, Like I'm at an age where
if I'm not careful, I'll choke myself. Just swallow them wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
All right, let's see what's trending now, what's trending?

Speaker 13 (01:43:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
A lot of good stuff on the website one five
nine the brew dot com. The trailer for The Mandalorian
and Grogu just came out yesterday, I believe, and we've
got it online at one of five nine in the
br dot com. It looks you know, it looks good.
I guess I haven't really paid too much attention to
The Mandalorian lately, but well, because there's.

Speaker 5 (01:44:10):
Literally be anything that's come out lately, right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
This is this is a movie. So yeah, this is
a movie you know, Uh Mandalorian Grogan.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
Give people what they want, which is baby Yoda.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
So right, one five nine in the Brune dot com
has that also online. John Mayer says he knows, you
know how John Mayer, the guitar player. He says he
knows when uh, he's in love with the person. Like
when do you know you're in love with a person.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
I don't know, it's been a while, just people.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
In general, or just like when you know when you're
in love, you know it? Right? Like what's that thing
that gives you like little butterflies. Well, John Mayer says
he knows he's in love w the when the person
appears in his imagination. This is what John says.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
What happens.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
There is a merger, We actually know what. I just decided.
I don't care. So there's that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
It makes sense, like you're just fantasizing about the opportunity
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Right, So we've all been there, like when we were
in school, you couldn't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
To get to fifth period because so and so. Yes,
guess right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
So you're just thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
But I mean that's a crush. That's not being in love, right, Well,
that's in my heart, Laura. I'm sorry, Casey, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
I crushed pretty hard where it felt like love.

Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
I guess you know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
It just be so strong for me as a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
Where you're thinking about it and you're looking forward to it,
like I can see where he's going.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
There, all right to go, John Mayer. He's you know,
hooked up some of the hottest girls, so.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
That's true, but still still single.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Well I think that's because he's just going around there, sleighing,
tramping around town.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
That's right, you've never met Laura hart Swallow.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
That's very true.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
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