TL&C Full Show for Wednesday - Doin' Too Much

On today's show, another hilarious Church Failure, Laura lost her ID but found it in a weird spot, Tanner's neighbors already have Christmas decorations up, and much more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here to adjust your piss poor morning attitude. Tanner, Laura
and Casey mornings on one five nine the Brew.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's Wednesday, October first, twenty twenty five, Tanner, Laura and Casey.
We are love, Oh October first already. And on the
way to work this morning, I saw something I couldn't believe.
What Now this person my neighbor is notorious for putting
Christmas decorations out early, but this is the earliest. They
didn't have this up yesterday. And on the way to

(00:30):
work this morning, I saw that my neighbor had pulled
out the entire light up Jesus in the Manger scene. No,
the entire thing. And it's like a it's not a
small one, it's a big one.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's Jesus in the Manger.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it's gotten. They all light up in their brains
and yeah, there's like a whole bunch they've got, like
even like a donkey, you know, a camel or something
that is.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Is it the plastic blow mold stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
They don't blow up, but they're not like the hardshell
last Yes, okay, that's a small fortune in their front yeah, right,
and it's there every year like it's they put it
in the same place, same spot every single year. But
it wasn't there yesterday but October first, and there their
Christmas decorations are already not in their yard, at least
some of them.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, I don't. I don't love that.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, can you give us Halloween at least?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I was looking forward to today to have an excuse
to like put up my Halloween lights. Yeah, you know,
I was even holding off on that. Christmas. It's too early.
I mean, I know the stores have been doing it
for a while, but I mean they got to get
ahead of it, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
But good lordly do you think that's a statement though.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was thinking about that too, like, well, maybe they
just are anti Halloween.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, or they just still I don't maybe they just
want to get the bang out of the buck for
the decorations.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
We spent a fortune on these things. You show them off.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
They are expensive. There's one cool decoration that I saw
that I kind of won. It's a it's a giant skeleton,
but it's just from the torso.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Up and make the cops out of the yard.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, it looks like they're calling out of the ground.
That looks kind of rad.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
You should get you should, there's nothing holding you back.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You go.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, guess what, Christmas guy, I'm here for the
Halloween town.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah you should just like a respond, Yeah, putting up
a ton of Halloween Day.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Here's the deal, No big whoop. I respect the calendar.
I do my holidays in order. Yeah, but that's also I've.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Got a very rigid sun.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
That's like that too, So you can't be talking about
a holiday if one hasn't passed eight. He's like, ye yah, yeah, no,
this one's got to come first.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I tend to agree like I was always, and I've
changed my ways a little bit. But like, why do
we forget about Thanksgiving? Like we shouldn't start putting up
Christmas decorations until after Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I guess it's just because that's not a big item
purchase holiday. It's a food purchase holiday.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's true. But everyone celebrates it, at least most of
America celebrates it. Let's not forget about it.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Let's be honest. It's all about corporate greed. I mean,
there's the reason that they had Christmas decorations up in July.
For God's sake. Yeah, I think just for fun.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Every night you should go and take one of those animals.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's just like the donkeys can't go away.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
And pretty soon Jesus is still there, but the manger's gone.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's like where is Mary? Where are the parents?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, I wouldn't be surprised if they got a camera
on it. That's why I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I mean, these days it's risky business just to leave
your stuff out there.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, there, it is October first, and the Christmas decorations
on my neighbor's house are already at a full manger scene.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I do not approve.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It is crazy. Later on today we've got tickets. By
the way, who else is doing that? Maybe you still
have your lights up from last year and you just
said screw it?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
There is There is an apartment that I drive by
every day and they still have their Christmas tree up
from last year.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah? So that never came down. Wow, But I don't
count that, you know, because they were just lazy.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I drove by someone's house over the weekend then had
lights on the house still. So yeah, maybe you still
have your Christmas decorations up, or or you've got another holiday.
Maybe you got some Fourth of July banners still up.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, I mean it's hard to let go sometimes.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeahs are a gloss flint Chevrolet text line. You can
also shoot us a talk pack through our iHeartRadio app.
What decorations do you still have up that aren't connected
any current holiday? Maybe it's a birthday party, that's true.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Graduation people be lazy, you know.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
All right, let's do this.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Story.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's time to go around the room and sure we
think the biggest stories of the day are I'll kick
this one off at US airlines are warning the government
shutdown could cause flight delays for airports and travelers with
air traffic controllers and TSA employees required to work without pay.
So what happens is when they have to work without pay,
you just get a lot of people calling in sick.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, because why would you Why would you go into
work now?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
When you work without pay? That means that you'll get
paid eventually.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, I don't think so. I was reading about it
last night and it sounds like there's no backpack.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, so, and I could be wrong about that.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, So that's what I would call them sick too.
Bro A coord to According to reporting from Reuter's, absences
among controllers and security checkpoint workers rose after employees began
skipping work when they were not getting paid during the
last government shutdown in twenty nineteen that lasted for thirty
five days. So we'll see, you know, we'll see what
happens here. But that's kind of real, really suck if

(05:17):
you got like a Disneyland trip or you got a
vacation coming out.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
And I think that's what the threat is. You know,
that's why we can't get here. We can't get to
the shutdown because of this ripple effect. Right, So if
those people just got to sit home and get paid,
it wouldn't be a big.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Deal, right, Yeah. I think the big story is that
Fat Bear Week is a wrap everybody. Yesterday thirty two,
Chunk was crowned the fat Bear Champion of Alaska's Brooks River.
Tens of thousands of people voted in the competition this
past week, and Chunk beat out rival Bear eight five six,

(05:50):
and it wasn't even close. Chunk had ninety six, three
hundred and fifty votes and eight five six had sixty
three thousand, seven hundred and twenty five votes. His nicknames
by the way include Chunk, the Hunk, and the Chunkster.
So big congrats to thirty two Chunk, the fattest bear round.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I was really I was really rooting for Floatato, but
I know because this got this. This bere just floats
on its back after it eats.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I read that Chunk also won this competition with a
broken jaw.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh he's the broken jaw.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
So he was still able to snack on those salmons
with the broken jaw for the wind. But they said
it looks like it's going to be a permanent disability
for him.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh, poor fortunate.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
It was a historic night last night in the land
of Wheel of Fortune. I don't know if you guys
heard this or not, but guess what this This coal
named Christina went on the game show, winning over a
million dollars a million, thirty five and fifty five bucks,
plus she got a trip to Montana and a trip
to Tokyo out of the deal. First person ever to
win a million dollar wedge on Wheel of Fortune. And

(06:55):
you know Ryan Seacrest, he was a little emotional about it. Yeah,
giving away his first million bucks like a champ. Only
the second person to ever land on a million dollar wedge.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Wow, that's how long have they had the million dollar
dollar wedge on there for a while.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
I think just a week ago. People were going, this
thing is a rip. This is not this is not
a real thing. Nobody ever wins this. This is a gimmick.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, the producer saw that there.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
We're gonna hook somebody up with a quick million before
we getting sued.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Montana and Tokyo though, Ye's.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Truck two trips. She's gonna be living the dream.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I really want to go to Tokyo. Tokyo and Hong
Kong are like on the top of my list. I
want to go there more than I want to go
to Europe. Well, I love that.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Let's get on the prices right, Let's try and win
our somewhere.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
All right, thank you. More of those stories. At one
of five nine the brew dot Com, a friend of
mine ended up on the Price is Right and won
himself a fireplace.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Love to be on a game show.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, he had blonde frosted tips like uh you know
remember back in the early nineties. Yeah, yeah, they just
bleed their hair blood. He had that haircut.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
So he got on the show.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
He got to spin the wheel, he got to go
to the very last round.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
He was in the Showcase Showdown.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, but he won the fireplace to get up to play,
or like, did he bid on the fireplace, win that
and then got to go on.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't remember exactly how well.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
It must have been, because if he didn't win the
Showcase Showdown, then he wouldn't have won anything. So he
must have been the first thing that he bid on.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember. I do
remember seeing it, but I don't remember exactly.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
He spent the whole day trying to get on the
prizes right to win a fireplace.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'd be bumped.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, he's dude. And it showed up. I remember it
was so massive because he didn't he couldn't use it.
They already had a fireplace, but he showed up in
like four or five different giant boxes a huge was.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
All right, we immediately the marketplace.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
He did, he sold it. We got a couple of
talk back messages and text messages coming in on McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line. You know, I drove by my neighbor
this morning who already had their Nativity scene up. It
was a light up baby Jesus and the manger had
the whole gang there, even some Donk's at a star
up there at a star Wow. Yeah, and they were,

(09:04):
you know, all lit up, already got their Christmas stuff up.
This text from zero zero eight to two said, well
the world, could you really use an early Jesus right now?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Well, I mean I suppose.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean, he had his chance to come back last
week and he didn't. He missed it.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
We were all just threatened with the rapture just a
few days ago. I'm still trying to come down from that.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Sixty five twenty five says thank you, Laura. No Christmas
till after Thanksgiving?

Speaker 7 (09:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Seventy one seventy six says I have the Christmas story
lamp up year round. It's only about twenty four inches tall,
but the leg gives off a nice light that's not
not too bright for the early mornings, So I can
appreciate that. Why not, Yeah, because it's not outwardly Christmas.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's just a leg.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, you have to know what it is.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
But I feel like at this point everybody knows what
that lamp.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
What decorations do you still have up? Maybe it's from
a birthday party or a graduation or another holiday eight six, six,
four four, five, one oh five nine. It's Tanner, Laura
and Casey, my neighbor. I left for work this morning
and saw that they already have their decorations up October first,
and they put their Christmas decorations up yesterday. It's a

(10:15):
whole Nativity scene in the front yard. It's the light
up ones. What would you call them, the plastic.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, it's a blow mold decoration, the blow molds.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And it's a whole thing, like the whole elaborate thing.
They got Jesus, the you know, the wise men, like
it's a donkey, there, star, a star, they get the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
So we want to know who's got their their decorations up.
Maybe you've had them up all year. Maybe you got
a decoration from a graduation or birthday party still up,
you know, because you're lazier. Maybe you just don't want
to let go yet.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Sure, I mean, I feel that this text.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Says that we have Christmas lights that stay up in
our kitchen, and they're up all year long your kitchen.
They make an incredible night light.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, Okay, it seems more like decor than holiday decoration.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Especially if they're all like one lightly one color white.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I was going to say, if they're like the multi
colored ones, might be kind of weird. But what I mean,
you do you right?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
This one said that Actually in twenty nineteen, there was
a law that passed that said that all air traffic
controllers do get paid. They do get back paced apparently,
so that's good. Okay, we were talking about that earlier.
I was thinking that, you know, with the shutdown, if
they don't get paid, why would they come to work
at all?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Exactly at all?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I mean I understand if they if they call in sick,
but they do get back paced.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'd come to work maybe like once. After that, I'd
be like, no, I.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Think everybody knows if you don't miss a day, you
get a pizza party. No, yeah, so you show up.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
This text says I don't live with there anymore, but
my mom left her Christmas decorations up last year and
they're still up today. Inside the house, they've got like,
you know, this is little trinkets, you know, yeah, yeah, miniature.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I've heard of people that like have spaces in there
that are dedicated to all year Christmas decor but your
whole house Uh, just leaving everything up all the time
just seems like a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It just shows I mean, you're just telling the whole
neighborhood that I'm a lazy bastard. Yeah, I'm lazy as hell.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
But when you put them out October one, are you
just ambitious?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's the other side of that course, So I feel
like you.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I think Laura was right that maybe they were making
a statement and maybe they have.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
A thing with Halloween because Halloween and Christmas they're kind
of the antithesis of each other.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
So that is a cage match.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah. So anyway, in ninety one nine seven is im
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your cell phone today. So apparently there is a shortage
of male porn stars, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
What's why would that be the case.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
There is a shortage of male porn stars. You know,
it's hard out there, hopeful, it's difficult, it's a challenge.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Sorry, what case, there's hope for you out there. You
have a whole path through a frand new career.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
So apparently there's one field that's definitely hiring if if
the job market's been rough for you out there, porn
directors apparently having a tough time finding enough guys to
start in adult films, even though it sounds, you know,
for some maybe like a dream job, getting paid to
have sex you know with whoever, Yeah, it sounds.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Fun, unattractive, sometimes not well.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Dominatrix named Melissa Todd if well, I don't trust it
toyody with two first names, especially Todd. But she explains
that men talk big online, but few show up for
the actual auditions that are posted on x You know
they post these.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
You don't want to go to a set that stinks
a bunch of creepy people.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Right, Well, what's the auditioned?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Like?

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Do you you?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Probably?

Speaker 9 (13:48):
What do you do it?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I mean you probably got to put your junk on
full display and you got.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
To film yourself.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Oh maybe I.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Mean that the modern day of that? How you audition
a friend of mine?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Video a friend of mine? So this was like fifteen
years ago, but somebody reached out to him in social
media and asked him if he was interested in being
in a porno and he thought about it. He actually
got so far where he took photos of what he
had to do was take a picture of yeah, that
said thing and then a full body shot.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Okay, dude, who cares? Like? I feel like, who's paying
attention to the dude in the video? Anyway? You are,
You're like an extra in the whole thing. But maybe
that's why maybe they don't get paid. Is I'm sure
they don't get paid as well as women or they
I doubt it. Yeah, yeah, I doubt so. Maybe they're
just maybe they're like, this pay isn't worth having all

(14:37):
my stuff out there?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
But doesn't it create a supply and demand situation if
there's so few of them, wouldn't you get wouldn't your
value be higher because there's not as many people to
fill these positions.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
But I also feel like with women like an only
fans and camming and stuff, now it's like how much
do we really need male porn stuff?

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
I you know, I question how it still is? How
do you make money when when there's no fee for anything?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, she Melissa Todd explains that you know, men aren't
shown up because she thinks maybe because guys tie their
self worth to how they perform sexually, and porn gets
blamed for a lot of problems obviously, Plus young folks
today are uptight and having less sex overall, which is wild.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
That is true. Yeah, well, I mean it shouldn't be.
I feel like this is the generation of sitting inside
and communicating through online conversation, not in real life.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Well doesn't go hand in hand. I mean, if you're
more wound up, wouldn't one take care of the other.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
So Melissa Todd says that in her own spa spanking videos,
men join for free or even pay her just to
just for the thrill and the status of it. I
guess so that's the.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Guys aren't really into that these days, I guess not.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Here's fifty dollars step on my throat.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
So yeah, male porn stars, if you're looking for a gig,
I guess it's not from that stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
For me. No experience necessary.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I just I'm you know, back in the seventies, I
could have done it because you didn't need to be
like a n shiseled beast. Just needed a super hairy chest.
Yeah and I'm covered. But nowadays you've got to be
you got to be like a Viking, you know, you
got to be like a spartan or something. You got
to be in shape, is my point, and I'm not.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Well, it's not too late.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, there's something for everybody.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
You could man, you could have you can have four
movies in by the end of the year.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, also, my videos would be about thirty to forty
five seconds. Oh, there's that ninety one nine seven is
our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. There you go. Well, you know,
maybe we'll put a link up online so you can
click it.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
It's a good side.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Check it out.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
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last segment, we were discussing apparently there's a shortage of
male porn stars this you know, this this company. They've
been putting ads up on the internet saying, hey, you know,
here's the audition times blah blah blah, and guys just

(17:43):
aren't showing up.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
But maybe they're just shy.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, they're shy. I think you know, like this, this
dumbinatrix said that she says that a lot of guys,
you connect their self worth to how they perform, and
they probably don't want to put that on blast if
they're not good at it. Yeah, and also these days,
if you've seen the videos lately, these guys are like
the terminator it's not like the seventies when they were
just fat and hairy.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Now they're in like perfect shape.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
So but now you got to wear like a ski
mask and stuff. It is a different world. He used
to be a respectable profession Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
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Speaker 10 (18:21):
Good morning bird crew. I was thinking the same thing
about the adult industry when I was fresh out of
high school.

Speaker 11 (18:27):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
I was told I was very nice looking down there,
and so I thought, well, let's try taking some shots.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
And if you try to take a picture of yourself
in that position and it ain't working, you know that's
not for you. It will say I did not apply
for that industry.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Later you finally see yourself, you're like, oh yeah, nobody.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I feel like watching that those videos back has got
to be like, oh yeah, Like do you watch your
own videos?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm sure some do, but maybe it's like other actors
or they don't watch their work. Yeah, but there's no way.
I feel like in porn you probably watching them. There's
still probably a time in your heart up and there's
nobody around, and you just going.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Watch your own video. I don't know. That just seems weird.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I mean that's why that's why you know people film
them on their own phones at home.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, I mean maybe.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah, I've never really thought about that. That seems very
strange in hindsight.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'm speaking from experience.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
No, I'm talking about it if you did it as
a profession, like oh, not a profession back and rolling
through your work of Yeah, I mean that was a
pretty solid Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I'll admit.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Maybe this is tam I, but I uh, I kind
of like to do that, like film yourself.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Not with just me, right, hang on, hang out, bro?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
What if I try it with my leg on the tub?
Hang on? Landscape portrait on the foot on the tub?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
No, do it?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I just it's been a while because I haven't you know,
I haven't done it with Ali or anything like that.
But back in the day, I just like watch it
back I have. Yeah, Yeah, I mean is that weird?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I guess I never thought about like the filming it, Like,
I never thought about what happens afterwards, Like do you
go back and watch the together?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, like when I'm no, not together, just when I'm interesting.
All right, Now I'm getting uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, look, hey, that is your deal man, and it's
not my deal.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I don't different strokes for different folks, as they say.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's what I'm saying,
it's really like your deal.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm feeling very judged right now.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
That isn't great. I don't want to go back and
see myself at anything ever.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
No, No, I'm disgusted for sure. I'm just saying it's
not from it, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And I don't watch it, but I don't think it's uncommon,
like I don't think it's a weird thing. I just
I guess I was feeling like I've never thought about
like what you do with the VHS tape afterwards.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
I just assume it ends up on like your camera roll,
and it's just one of those things that you never.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Go back and then you forget about it and you
scroll through your phone with people there, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You're in line at the CVS far this picture and my.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Dog, oh, hang on, man, and dude like, why's your
leg on the tub?

Speaker 8 (21:08):
All right?

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Speaker 7 (21:43):
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Speaker 3 (21:45):
We've been playing for a while. Though, Yeah she sounds
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Speaker 2 (21:49):
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Did the coworkers expect a little little something something, No,
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Speaker 5 (21:58):
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Speaker 4 (21:59):
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Speaker 2 (22:01):
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me and my coworkers are all in on it together.
And then she she was like, well, I don't want
to tell them now that I.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Want I think the texter, the texter where the money
and that's it?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
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Speaker 5 (22:14):
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on the Brew. All right, looks like the penis man
has been caught. What yeah, and which country gets the

(22:47):
most scam calls? That's what we're gonna find out here. First,
let's get to the penis man. Yes please, So this
this guy and tempe Arizona. Apparently police arrested this guy
because he's been going around spray painting penises on things.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
It's like graffiti, because why not, right, Yeah, every overpass
needs a good wiener on it.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Here is the clip.

Speaker 13 (23:12):
A man is busted in connection to a series of
X rated graffiti drawings painted in Tempe. Police say Tenor
ballin g is responsible for spray painting the phrase penis
man on several buildings. They say the thirty six year
old admitted to two incidents back in July and August,
and other drawings are still being investigated tonight.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Why don't I have to have the same name as
the penis Man?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, that's rough.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I couldn't share a name with like a brilliant scientist
or a rock star. Mom's like, no, he's gonna share
the name of the penis guy.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Sound sounds like penis Man is going to go down
in history. I don't know if that's necessarily a terrible
thing for you to be attached to.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Do you do you think his friends call him penis Man.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's called pm PM brother.

Speaker 14 (23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't know what's what the deal is there, If
he's got like a mental illness or do you just
think it's funny to put penises on this?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I think he's just a man.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, this seems like a bee for sure.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Like he just was like, oh that's hilarious, and see
if I can't tag everything and become a legend.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
He's just a dude.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Wow, well, there it is. Penis Ban's been apprehended by police,
so everyone can sleep well tonight whatever.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
He'll be back out and drawing penises on things again someday.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I remember one time I was in Seattle and I
was with my girlfriend at the time, and we just
got one of those street hot dogs, Yeah, delicious street
hot dog. And I saw this kid who had a
bandana on for you know, to cover his face, and
a hat, and he was just spray painting the like
it was the nicest white building, not a thing on it.
And then he just shows up and it wasn't anything neat.

(24:41):
It was just like a stupid scribble Randy. Yeah, I
wanted to get it. I wanted to throw my dog
at him, but I spent fifteen dollars on that things.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
I don't know why people spend so much time tagging
stuff that you can't read.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, like a cool piece, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
I'm fine with it, Like, as long as you're not
just destroying whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
But I love graffiti as long as it's, you know,
for one, not like on somebody's fence or something.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
I was just gonna say, I don't need it on
my fence, but if it shows up in the city somewhere,
I'm pretty pretty all right.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, But it's like if it's something cool under an
overpass or something, then I'm like, well.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Even if it's a name that's bubbled out and colored
and everything like not just scribble, you know, like that's
what that's what bothers me. But there you go. Penis
Man caught you guys.

Speaker 15 (25:24):
No no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Man.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
He tried to go on a run, but you know
he only got a couple of them.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, I just think he'll be I love hearing the
news have to say Penis Man on the air, how
much trouble?

Speaker 13 (25:37):
A man is busted in connection to a series of
X rated graffiti drawings painted in Tempe. Police say tanor
bal and g is responsible for spray painting the phrase
Penis Man on several buildings.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Mm hmm. You're not going to jail for that, right,
Like you're probably I think you get locked up at
least for a minute.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
For a minute, probably gonna have some you know, like
you know, communities.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah, it seems like your next few Saturdays are done
for you.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Fella, what happens when the word penis man just shows
up on the teleprompter? Do you get do you get
a heads up on that?

Speaker 12 (26:12):
Or I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I try not to laugh, Steve, just get through it.
Nine is on McLoughlin Cheverlet text line. So which country
gets the most scam calls?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Well? I get a ton, yeah, I said, more than ours.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah it can be. You think America is at number one?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Maybe? Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, America gets twice as many scam calls as everyone else.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh my god, annoying.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
We're the land of hustlers.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
The Americans face double the scam messages compared to other countries.
A Taker research survey of over ten thousand adults worldwide
found Americans receive an average of nine calls, nine emails,
and seven texts weekly from scammers. Yeah, I mean, I
get it totally about one hundred monthly encounters. Britain follows

(27:05):
with eighty four monthly scam attempts, and Singapore residents experienced
only forty a month. Jeez. The study revealed Americans and
Brids have over three hundred and fifty spam emails in
their inboxes currently. Oh I have way more than that.
I open my email and it's just garbage.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Well, and have you ever opened your spam folder? It's like,
what is what is this?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I ever need a good penis pump exactly my spam folder.
But Darryl Jones, vice president of Consumer Segment Strategy, said
passwords alone aren't enough to protect your data. They're easily compromised.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Back to that pump.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
You got a link, all Ford, I'll forward you a link.
But yeah, Americans still with a lot of scam calls.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
The point of coming up with a quote unquote strong
password that's just gonna get compromised, Like, I'm just going
to keep making my password the same as it's always
been because it's going to get hacked anyway. Why haven't
we figured this out?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I feel like anything is hackable. If a good hacker
wants to get in, they're going to get in. Yeah,
I mean that's just the way I just I mean,
there's no such thing as privacy, there's no such thing
as security. If there is someone smart enough to get
into it, and they want to get into it, they'll
get into it.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
It is true.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
I just was listening to a story the other day
about people figuring out ways to hack around the face
recognition on phone, so like, if they can do that,
there's no hope.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, I just received a couple of scam calls yesterday.
How made you receive this week so far? Are you think?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh, let me hold on, let me check.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I love the fact that the phone says scam likely.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I mean that. I guess that is nice.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I got one yesterday. I feel like I get maybe
two a day.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I got to yesterday, but it's probably just.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
The one same credit of telling me I need to
get my bills, you.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Know, you should get up to date on that.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
And then I go into my email and I start
unsubscribing from a bunch of stuff, but then it's still
it's still showing up and I don't understand that.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, and once your stuff's out there, then now you're
in that that rig a role of lists being sold,
and now your information is just getting passed around, And
I don't know if there's a way to combat it, honestly.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, because there they were already on that do not
call lists whatever that does.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Now are we are we scam the most because they're
dumb or there's just more people here?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I think our laws are too loose.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
So I think there's just nothing on the books to
really protect us, and so I think we just have
a little more opportunity here to to do that.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I think we should crack down. We should be able
to I don't know, I don't know how. I just
don't know what the answer is to sho.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
To those guys.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Yeah, like there should be a way to send some
sort of something back that I don't know, maybe blows
their stuff up. Yeah, not like blows them up physically,
but like I wish there was something you could do
to respond back and crash their system or something.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I know, because even if even if you call the
number pack it doesn't go anyway.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
You're not kidding.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
No, I feel like calling the number back is worse.
I feel like it's going to put you on another list.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
So anyway, there you go. Americans get scammed twice as
much as everyone else. Ninety nine. What's the number here?
What am I doing?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
A text line? Yeah? It is.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Short circuit there For we still do have tickets to
go see Jeff Foxworthy coming up in a few minutes.
Jeff Foxworthy, It's gonna be alan A. You could be
there too. Around seven thirty on the brew Listen to this.
So a woman is just fed up with the dating scene. Yeah,
it's kind of rough out there. Dating apps suck. Yeah,
this woman's so fed up with it that she turns
to billboards to find a husband. She turned she bought

(30:33):
a bunch of billboards. Boy, I've heard of this for guys,
that guys have done this looking for ladies and they'll
put out an ad who's got.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
That kind of dough I know, because billboards is not cheap.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Lisa Catalano, she's the one who's got enough cash for it.
Here's a news report about this woman who's taken out
some billboards to find almost a month.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
They are a resident and bachelorette. Lisa Catilano decided to
put herself out there. When we say out there, we
mean on six to seven billboards Highway one on one
from the South Bay two.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
San Francisco. This is pretty bold. What happened that you said?
This is the approach that.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'm gonna take.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
You know, every time I got a little frustrated with
the dating scene within Silicon Valley in the Bay Area,
I would work a little bit on my website and
it started off kind of as almost a joke like
I'm just gonna make my own website. Then it just
kind of I was thinking, you know, maybe that's not
that crazy of an idea after all, And so I decided, Okay,

(31:34):
well I got to promote the website somehow, and what's
more local than a billboard?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
And so she did get the website, Mary Lisa dot
com is the site. I'm going to it now. And
she did get the billboards and she is, uh, yeah,
she's pretty.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
She's pretty, yeah, and spending her afternoon swimming through a
sea of weirdos.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, And that's the whole thing. It's like, you're gonna
get phone calls, you're gonna get hits to the website.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, now she's gonna be able to go through it
like a job interview. You know, it's gonna kind of
take the romance out of it, but she'll be able
to go through it like a job interview and be like, Okay,
this guy's cute, he's got a great job, he makes
good money.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
What's your name, Penis Man.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
He's like, oh, yeah, I've heard about you. But I mean,
even if you get through the interviewview process and you
go on a couple of dates, that still doesn't guarantee
that it's going to work out, Like, yeah, bro could
still end up being a d.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
And she just goes to the next application.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
But what's different about the dating apps? Then, if you're
trying to get away from.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
That, that's a good point. It's not much different. But
she you know, there's some facts about her on her website.
She's forty one years old, she's five to five, one
hundred and thirty pounds, a thirty six c. This is
all the things that she starts with.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
OK.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
She's you know, from California, non practicing Catholic, not religious,
enjoys wine and the occasional cocktail, no tobacco, no marijuana,
no drugs, so boring, great sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
So it's just like the exact same as like a
dating profile would be.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
She's a giant fan. Yeah, yeah, it is pretty much
just a dating profile. But what's Yeah, you're right, what
is the difference between this.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Thousands of dollars? That's the difference. Yeah, Because I mean
you'd have to expect the like you're going to get
inquiries that are not serious, Like they're not all going
to be serious, So.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, you're gonna get a lot of You're gonna get
a lot of depics somebody who can talking about that
a lot today.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
It's gonna be just like she's going to be disappointed
and she will have wasted all of her money.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Does she have her picture up on the billboard like
a reelerter? I think so okay, that seems to make sense.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Because she's got her photos all over her website, Mary
Lisa dot com.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I'm want to check this out.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
And we're not even dating Lisa, We're going right to marriage,
which is also a little weird her outfit.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I think her name is wait, is it Mary as
in get married Lisa? Or is her first name Mary?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Her first name is Lisa.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, so it's Mary Lisa. So okay, yeah, just a
little red flag, no big whip.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I mean, I mean, she's forty one years old. But
if you're if you're looking to date long term, then
like that's the end result I guess that you are
hoping for.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
And on the website you can apply for yourself or
apply for someone else. So if you want to help
your buddy out, who's just you know, it's just not
working out for him. I just had a long, very
long dry spell.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Do it the old fashioned way, hang out at the
red lobster, wait for somebody.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
You know, you haven't been on the dating scene for ages.
It's not that way anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
It does suck, bro, it sucks, you know, but it's
very superficial. I've found these dating apps, you know, it's
superficial in vain, and guys like me don't don't succeed
on those.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Rule. This is an honest thing here.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
So the billboard great, wouldn't it make more sense just
to put a QR coat on a T shirt or
something and wear that around and like you would get
more curiosity, more people would do it than by driving
by a billboard and you probably saved ten Graand.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I've seen OnlyFans models do that. Yeah, well put it
on the cars, because even like you see telephone poles.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah, anytime you see somebody with a QR code on
something that doesn't have any description to you're you're gonna
be curious and you're gonna snap that thing.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So, uh, Laura, what do you think of her outfit?

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Here?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
She you know, she looks like she maybe made this
herself or something. What the first one, the first picture
she's she it does not look like she makes her
look like my grandma.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, I mean it it it.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
If she's going for the youthful look like, she has
not succeeded. But she doesn't look bad like I like.
I think it's a nice outfit.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
She looks fun. She's got pretty teeth, which is important.
She nice teeth, must love Civil War reenactment. I did
a Civil War reenactment? Do they Those are also brutal,
So there you go. Mary Lisa dot COM's a website.
Is this creepy or is this normal?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I mean it's not normal. And obviously this woman is
just like sick of it and wants to find a guy.
She's not messing around, and she wants everyone to know it.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
What do you think about this, Laura, because you've you're
on the you're on the dating scene right now. What
do you think about just putting up a billboard?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
No, because I don't want to weed through what if?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
What if Casey and I did it?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Nor God, absolutely not what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
You don't got to make that ugly face when you
say that.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, I know, we know what you like, and we uh,
we know the kind of guys you're into.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Look, I've had friends. I've had friends suggest the same
thing like female friends, and I have the same reaction
because what they think I need is not what I
am looking for half the time.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
So I think we can figure that out for you.
I think we will let you know what you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Well, there you go, Mary Lisa dot com if you
are interested. Coming up in just a few minutes, we
do have tickets to go see comedian Jeff Foxworthy at
a law a and we'll do that here in about ten.
It's Tanner Lauren Casey on the Brew. All right, we
got some tickets to go see comedian Jeff Foxworthy when
he takes over alan A in November. We got him

(36:53):
all this week with a fun game we like to
call the Rotten Tomatoes game. We're gonna give you some
movies and you just gonna have to tell us which
movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, which is
something I check every time I want to see a movie.
I always want to see what the tamat's score is.

(37:15):
Of course, I do find an handy that on you know,
on Exfinity you can just hit info and see your
Rotten Tomato score a movie.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Right's great.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Have you like have you seen movies that don't have
the Rotten Tomato score? I go, okay, how bad is
this movie?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah? I'm like, maybe not. I'm not going to chance it.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Let's meet our contestant today. He's calling from Beaverton. His
name is Ronnie. Good morning, Ronnie. How are you doing
this morning?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Awesome?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
All right, Ronnie. What's the last movie you watch? Brother?

Speaker 15 (37:50):
H I watched that twenty eight years later.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh that was good, right?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
I like that?

Speaker 15 (37:57):
A little weird but good.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, the whole movie is as shut on iPhones. Whole movie.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (38:04):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I didn't see it, but I heard that it was
kind of a letdown in comparison to the older ones.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, so the first ones are always the best. I mean,
if you like zombies, it's fun.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
I haven't seen it, but it should. I should. I
put this on my list of movies to watch.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, sure, okay, twenty years later, I liked this.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
It's convincing.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
All Right, dude, we're gonna give you some movies. You
just have to tell us which is rated higher on
Rotten Tomatoes. You gotta get three out of five to win, all.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Right, all right, let's go, all right, and since it
is October first, all of these are gonna be a
little creepy, little Halloween themed scary movies, all right, Which
sounds like maybe you're into Ronnie, So here we go.
Which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? The Nightmare
before Christmas or Edward Scissorhands.

Speaker 14 (38:53):
I'm gonna go a Nightmare before Christmas?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
That is correct with a ninety five percent. Edward sissor
Hands only has a ninety percent. Let's see, we got
Sinister versus the Conjuring.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Oh oh, I'm gonna go with the conjuring.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
The conjuring is correct.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
That's such a good The first two conjuring movies are
so good.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Eighty six percent for the Conjuring, sixty four percent for Sinister.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
All right, Ronnie, what's our score?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
We got two?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah? If you get this one correct, you will win, Ronnie.
Which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Halloween or
Nightmare on Elm Street.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm gonna go Halloween, Ronnie, that is correct, sweet.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
I know my horror movie is yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Bro, Halloween has a ninety seven percent. Nightmare on Elm
Street has a ninety.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Four, So I gonna I was gonna say Nymer in
Elm Street, but yeah, sends. Congratulations, Bro, you just got
tickets to go see Jeff Foxworthy at an A in November.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Awesome.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
I'm excited, all right, brother.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I was.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I got a talkback message from fat Thor this morning
talking about horror movies. Let me see if this is it.

Speaker 11 (40:25):
Hey brew creue, fat Thor here. Happy October first, and
you know what that means. It's that time of year again,
thirty one days of horror, where you watch thirty one
horror movies, one horror movie every single day. Tonight on
the menu is slender Man. I haven't seen it, so
that should be pretty nice. I try not to watch
the same ones every year, but I am running out
of movies. Let me know if you do this and

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what horror movie you're watching tonight.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I've never seen slender Man either, Honey.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
There I've seen it pop up on like streaming services.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Saw I'm in a closet one night.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
I'm in the closet in my closet.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Honestly, the whole Slenderman thing does creep me out.

Speaker 8 (41:00):
It does.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Like it's weird to see the videos of like a tall,
skinny guy crawling through a hallway. You know, if you've
seen those where they're too big and they got to
lean down and crawl through the hallway like that freaks
me out.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Exactly what happened?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Is that?

Speaker 16 (41:12):
What happened to?

Speaker 14 (41:13):
You?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Bent down all weird in my closet?

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
So slender Man?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
All right, okay, I'll enjoy that more on those.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
You haven't other chance with those tickets. That's what I
meant one do.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Let's go to our website, just do it.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Coming up in a few minutes. Laura lost her her
ID and she found it, but she found it like
a really weird place. I don't even know what it
is yet, but she's telling us that it's a very
strange spot. Yeah, well yeah, I'll tell you all right.
So we want to know everyone's lost their wallet, their keys,
you know, their ID before. Did you find it in

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a weird place like maybe you dropped it into a
I don't know, a honey bucket at a concert.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I got five bucks on sock drawer.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Okay, Well we'll find out if you're correct.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Your call's coming up here in a minute. It's Tanner
Lauren Casey on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Stories.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Now, time for the big story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. I'll kick this one off. AOL. My god,
AOL officially ends its dial up internet service.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I didn't know after decades we're still doing that.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
You've got Mail? I remember, you just have a drawer
full of those those discs for like what is like
like three hours of Internet? I can't remember what.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
They used to come in the Rolling Stone magazines all
the time.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Well, yeah, apparently they discontinued its dial up internet service yesterday,
marking the end of an era for the nineteen nineties
internet access. The service once boasted twenty million users and
inspired the Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan you know, romantic
comedy You've Got Mail. The company pulled the plug on

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dial up connections and dwindled to minimal users over the years.
I mean, who the hell was still using that?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Every once in a while, you'll see, uh, like when
we get winners kcy Beef Water Bay. Every once in
a while, we'll get an AOL web address. Yeah, and
email dress.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
They also can never find their tickets.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Well, they're definitely not going to be able to find
them now because AOL's done so same.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
With you Yahoo folks out there, can never find your tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
But I remember when you'd see those little three boxes
because there's like three stages of connection, and then you
hear that. You'd hear that, and you'd get so excited
because you were about to be on netscape. You remember,
I guess it was AOL. If you would you still
see the little netscape that end with the little star
around it with AOL. I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Remember that was a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Either way, you know, you'd get so excited because you
just had I'd have access to the world and couldn't
think of a thing to look up.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
But you would be excited unless it was like after
hours and you were trying to sneak online and you
couldn't because there was no silencing that noise, and then.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
You started downloading a picture the night before and by
the morning it might be half wait, right, I think the.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Big story is this is pretty cool. I actually just
noticed these by my house the other day. TriMet they've
added twenty nine blue light security call stations over the
last year. Most of the security phones were installed at
Mac stations between the Rose Quarter and Gresham TriMet reports
security incidents at stations where the phones are located have

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gone down, So it's a good thing. They believe having
the blue light call station acts as a deterrent to
criminal activity.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
How long until someone peas all over those phones?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Oh no, it's clean and tidy on those trimeate plasiforms.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
We'll see.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Well, the big story for me here is the Rocky
Horror Picture Show. As we've been talking about movies all morning,
it is turning fifty this year. So yeah, released back
September twenty sixth, nineteen seventy five. Well, how do you
like that? That means I'm almost fifty as well.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
I can't believe that's fifty.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
If you've never been a part of that whole fiasco
of going and being a part of the movie, you
can do so at the Clinton Street Theater here Locally,
there's also going to be a live stage performance of
it at the Erland Schnitzer Concert Hall. If you want to,
you know, get fancy about it, or if you just
want to stay home, you can check it out on
Amazon Prime. You can check it out on YouTube TV
or Apple TV.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I was in drama in high school. But I never
got into the Rocky Horror Picture show. Those kids are
always weird. Yeah, it's a weird kid.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
It's its own thing and it's very much a cult
classic and the people that are into it are way
into it.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I've never gone and dressed up, but I feel like that.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Well, then get I think they prank you or something.
They throw stuff at the screen like it's a It's
just a big messy. So do that at your house,
at your over risk.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, there you go. More of those stories at one
of five nine in the dot com while you're there,
and at this hour's keyword to score a thousand bucks.
We'd like to know where'd you find your wallets or
your ID or your cell phone? Maybe you lost it
in a weird place and when you finally found it,
you're like, how the hell did it get here? I
feel like we've all lost those things. I do this
a lot with my watch. In the morning, I'll put
my watch somewhere and I'll just be in a panic

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trying to find it. Yeah, and then I'll find it
and like the weirdest spot, like.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Like how to get in the refrigerator, Like I don't
know how.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I put it in the refrigerator. But yeah, you know,
I'm just not thinking. I guess, but we want to
know what what where'd you find your item if you
lost it? And maybe it was in a weird spot
eight six six, four four five one five nine. Well
we asked because Laura just lost her ID and almost
didn't didn't get on the airplane because of it.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
The other day.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, because I went to see Alec Flynn in the
Neon Room on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
He's a comedian we had in last week.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yes, yes, yes, in case you missed that. But when
I get up to the door, the guy's like, all right,
gotta check your ID. I pull out my wallet. No ID,
Oh no, And I'm like and I start to panic
because I have no idea how long I have not
had my ID. I have no idea where I would
have left it or dropped it or I'm going back

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through my mind. I'm like, have I been to a
restaurant or bar where I was carted? Did I leave it?
So like, I'm like, I have no idea. And thankfully
I got into the show, but the whole I almost
couldn't enjoy the set because I was like, oh my god, like,
what am I gonna do? I'm supposed to fly tomorrow,
And I was like, I was glad that I realized

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then that I'd lost my ID instead of just showing
up at the airport without one and having no idea.
But still I'm like, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
And then I was like, oh, well, I have a passport,
I can take that, but still where is my ID? Right?
So I was like I was already thinking. I'm like, man,
I'm gonna have to go to the DMV and get
a new idea. And that's that and the other thing.
I get home and I'm walking back to my place

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and like a light bulb just goes on. I'm like,
I am going to check the plaid pantry. And so
I walked to the plaid pantry because they don't do
this everywhere, I don't think, but in some places in
Portland they use your ID as collateral to get into
the beer fridge. So I was like, I mean, like,

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it's been a while since I've been a plaid pantry,
but I mean I've definitely given them my ID before.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, so I walk in upon them.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
You think you did that at least a week, like
I had not had it for a while. So I
walk into the plaid pantry. I'm like, hey, guys, uh,
do you happen to have an ID back there? They're like,
what's your name?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I told him this is probably like a stack of
them back there.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, They're like, yep, here it is. I was like,
oh my god, So they just forgot to give me
my ID back last time I ran in to get
a white claw.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Or whatever, or you just forgot to ask for it.
I like, how I pee blame them?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Well, I mean usually they just hand it back to
you like when like with your payment or whatever. But yeah,
so I mean it was probably both of our faults.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
But at least you found it and figured it out
before the flight.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
And I was just like proud of myself in that
moment that I was like, oh, it might be at
the plaid pantry because that's so random.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
One, I would have never thought to think to go
back to that spot. Two, you're not in there for
a half hour buying beer. So this to me seems
like a five minute, not even situation.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And so how I mean, listen, people forget I walk
up the stairs and I forget what Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I mean I walk into a room and I'm like,
but yeah, I guess I just didn't think about it.
I was like, well, I got my white claw, that's
all I need. I'm going home.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I mean I used to do that with debit card
at the bar. Yeah, I closed my tab out and
the next day you go, man, I don't have my
debit cards.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
And it sucks too, especially if you bar hopped. Yeah, yeah,
which was card.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
No, it's at one of them, but you're not sure yes.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
And then and then of course the people at the bar,
they don't show up for work until like three in
the afternoon the next day, so you can't even like
quickly get it back.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Dude. I found my wallet in the weirdest place. When
I was in high school, my first job was at
the clock in this town center Target. You know, I
was pushing cards at a Target, and I'd lost my
wallet one day working. I was out in the parking
lot pushing cards, and I guess it just fell out.
I don't know how I lost it, but I was.
I found it by chance. So I was pushing cards.
I'd lost it earlier in the day when the sun

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was up and the target had closed, and so I
was pushing cards back to the store and I found
it like in a random parking return or sorry cart return.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Oh man, just it was just.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Laying on the ground there.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
It's a good thing you found it.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
The fact that nobody found that through the whole day.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
The whole day was kind of like hidden behind a curb,
so a curve and the little yellow bumper that you
pull up to in parking spot. So did you just
have your ID just like free in your water or
my ID security card everything?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Like you didn't have that? But wait, you lost your
entire wallet or your the whole wallet. Okay, got it,
that makes more sense. You had your ID floating around
in your pocket.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
One of my biggest fears losing my wallet is panic
written for that.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's what my girlfriend Ali does. She just has her
ID just floating around.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I could not. I could not.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Like, She'll come to my house and she'll have a
credit card and her ID and her keys just laying
on the counter. I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 12 (50:48):
What is this?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I mean, you still need it in some sort of
protective device, I feel like, But I mean, if that's
all you need to get by, especially if you're using
like Apple pay and whatever. You don't necessarily need.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
A bunch of stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah, but I go ahead.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
I'm just saying I don't do I need all of
these things because I don't have anything connected to my phone.
I'm one hundred and twelve.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Where's the weirdest place you found your wallets or your
ID or your keys or or anything like that?

Speaker 14 (51:14):
Did did you?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
You know?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I remember one time I I actually threw away my
keys on a taco bell tray and the taco bell
and I had to have the employee come out and
unlock the thing and dig through the trash for me. Well,
he made me dig through the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I was gonna say, I make you do it.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
But I found my keys. That's what's good.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
We have some talk pack messages coming in. Where did
you find your ID or your or your wallet? You
know the item you missed?

Speaker 17 (51:40):
Horny guys robbed the welder here.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
Well, my son was barely learning.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
How to walk.

Speaker 17 (51:43):
I was in the kitchen making dinner and he was
being really quiet. And if you know little kid being quiet,
they're probably doing something they shouldn't. So I went to
go check on him. Everything looked normal. I'm looking around
later in the day, I'm looking for my wallet. My
keys found them all with a remote and some other stuff,
all inside my aquarium.

Speaker 8 (52:03):
That was fun, trying to dry everything out, cars, everything,
just threw them in.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
The acquare like this would look good in there.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Wow, where'd you find your ID or your wallet? More
your calls coming up, and actually, let's go to this
phone real quick and then we'll take a break. Hi,
It's Tanner, Laura and Casey.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Morning. Yo, Oh my god. Oh come on now, Casey's
coffee I know is real professionals. How happened?

Speaker 5 (52:34):
I'm shooking up from the inside out over the paws
of this of the situation.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
More your calls and texts coming up again. It's Tanner, Laura,
Casey and Laura recently lost her ID, but uh, luckily
she found it before she had to jump on an
airplane the next day. Yeah, she left it at a
plaid pantry by her house because they they they take
your ID when you have to go into the beer fridge. Yeah,
so I think it's kind of funny. I've never had
to do that.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, they didn't used to. And then all of a
sudden locks appeared on the cooler doors. So you give
them your ID, They hand you a key, you open
the door, you return the key, they give you your
ID back. That last step did not happen.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Kind of a weird place to find you or your ID,
but at least you found it, nonetheless, So we want
to know when you lost your wallet or your cell
phone or your keys or whatever it is. You know,
where'd you find it? Was it in a weird spot?
I did lose my wallet, my full wallet when I
was in high school and I worked for a target
by the clock in his town center and had everything
in it, my ID, my social Security card, had everything

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in it.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
That would have been crazy to lose your soali security card.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
And someone sent a text in and said, why the
hell would you have your your social Security card in
your wallet? Yeah, which I know is stupid, but I
was a junior or senior in high school.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
You know, look, I was guilty of this same crime.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I used to pack my social Security card around in
my wallet and that's why it is currently missing an
action in an old wallet somewhere in a box somewhere.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
So you don't know where your social Security guy is.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Geez, I've never needed it and that is true.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Like I know my social Security number, like I've never
I've never been in a position where I needed to
present it.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
You still should have it because if somebody else gets
her hand and I feel like the.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Last time was when I got hired somewhere. It was
like part of an onboarding process.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Like a lot of times people will put it in
like a safe at their house or something like a
safety to positive.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I have my neighborhold it.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, eighteen eighty says. My only takeaway from that whole
conversation is why the f would Tanner keep a social
Security card in your wallet? That's dumb. You're right, it
was dumb.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I've never done that again since.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
When you're young, you don't know a better.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Now mine's uh in my safe, you know, Yeah, it's
a good place for it. So we got a couple
of talk back messages to our iHeartRadio app. Where did
you find your ID or your wallets? Was it in
a super weird spot?

Speaker 15 (54:49):
I lost my wallet when I went camping, couldn't find it,
looked and looked, replaced all the idea, eat all the cards, everything.
Next time I went camping, put up the tent it
was in one of those silly.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Things, dude. Last time I went camping, I couldn't find
I couldn't find my keys for the car, and I'm like,
I was. I dug the whole camp site up, and
sure enough it was just in a little pocket inside
the tent.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Those little tent pockets they stuff goes missing in there.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Sure, and you'll find it six months later, a year later.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yeah, we got more talkbacks.

Speaker 16 (55:31):
Happy Wednesday grew crew mcdear talking about losing things.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
And finding them.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Well, I'll have to get back to you on that
one because at the moment I can't find my work phone.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
So hey, I have no idea where it is.

Speaker 14 (55:47):
I check all over the place this morning.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
And I'll let you know where I find it, all right, bingbom,
carry on.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Have you tried calling it Mick d Yeah, I'm sure
he has.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
But we got a lot of text messages coming in
on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. If you lost your wallet,
your keys, your phone, your ID. Did you find it
in a weird place? This text from ninety one to
seventy one says, many decades ago, I got arrested in
Texas and they took my driver's license. I never got
it back when I was released about six months and

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about six months later it showed up in the mail
Someone had found it on the side of the road
and it looked like it had been rolled over about
thirty times. But he got it back.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
I understand that you can drop an ID in any
mailbox and it will get returned to the address.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
It makes sense these colleagues.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Or anything, you can just drop the ID in the mailbox.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Interesting. This text from ninety nine to fifty one says,
back before they remodeled the clock and his town center,
a friend and I went and grabbed some lunch at
Steak Escape. I had my cell phone on my tray.
Without thinking, I emptied the train into the trash. By
the time I got back out to his car, I
realized I didn't have my phone, and I remembered I
saw it. The last I saw it was on the tray.

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I went back and just as the worker was changing
the trash bags, and he actually threw my phone away
in the garbage. I asked if I could go through it.
He let me and I got my phone back.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Well that's good, that's good.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
At least he thought about it.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
That quickly, because I mean another thirty minutes he would
have been toast on that deal.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Yeah, and the.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Trash at the mall's got to be gnarly because you
got you got, you got Cinnabon, you got you know,
pop Eyes, Oh yeah, the blackmus down Center.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I have a tendency to lose my stuff and play
in sight, right, so like I will not be able
to find my wallet, and I'll do three laps around
the house and I'll right there, where was it? And
then there it is, just sitting on the table like
the whole time, and I go, is there a ghost
in my house? Or did I literally look at that
five times?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I think you're in panic, Like that's what happens in
the morning for me. If I can't find my watch
or my cell phone or my keys, I'm in panic mode,
and it'll be right there and I won't see it well.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
And I think that you automatically resort to looking in
weird places, so you're like looking undercover. Is there couch
cushions or whatever? And then it's just sitting right there.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
This text says from thirty eight when my son was younger.
I lost my wallet for four days. We tore the
entire house apart looking for my wallet. I ended up
canceling every card that was in my wallet and figured
it was gone forever. The day after I canceled all
the cards, my son was sitting on the ground playing
with this little John Deer farmhouse that he had. He
had reached inside it and said, daddy, Daddy brought me

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my wallet. Brought I brought you your wallet. Oh my god,
we're assuming he took my wallet off the counter and
put it sign the inside the farmhouse toy.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
And of course it's the day after you canceled everything,
so you got to start that process from scratching.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Call hm, You're like, hey, can you can you scratch everything?
I told you yesterday?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Four says. One morning I was getting ready for work
and I couldn't find my keys. I turned the house
upside down looking and then I remembered I had them
yesterday to open the door when I got home from work,
and lo and behold they were there hanging in the Dok.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
Oh that.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, I've done that too. Yeah, all night, all night
they were sitting there.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I've done that with my car keys to Uh, my
jeep doesn't have like a key key. It just says like,
it's just a push to start. Yeah, And I've left
my keys in my car for an extended period of
time and I'm like, oh glad nobody stole my car.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Right, Yeah, I have been guilty of this very thing.
I have left my keys inside my car and I
come back out and I go, you are a dumb
dumb I know more talkbacks.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Who are app?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I was working on a mud pile with an excavator
and I realized my phone was gone, and so it
was under like four feet of mud. So I went
to Costco and bought another phone. About a week later,
I dug the phone up and it's still worked.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Whoa wow.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
So I took the new Costco phone back and used
it for almost another Year's wild.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, it's crazy how some of these phones are are
pretty durable.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
I know.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Let's go to Ray. Good morning Ray. Where'd you find
your wallet or your ID in a weird place?

Speaker 14 (59:56):
All right? This is adoozy of a say it's not me,
but it is. My buddy says about twenty years ago,
we lived in Idahoa and we were driving over Seattle
for a concert and we stopped in Snowfami Falls Highway,
or excuse me, Interstate ninety if you know that area.
So my buddy is hot that day. He changing in
the restroom, changed it to a pair of shorts, and

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we didn't think anything of it. We take off. Once
we're done our sight thing, we get to Seattle. Once
we get to Seattle, we're checking into our room, he
realizes he doesn't have his wallet. He left it back
at snowam Falls. So we drove back to snow quaalme Falls,
loved everywhere, looking in garbage cans, can't find anything. So
he's all bumbs, you know, and we're like, hey, we'll

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just take care of everything. Just cancel the other cards.
So he plants all his pairs. We drive back to
Seattle and we just kind of explain everything and they
let us in and whatnot, and he gets a class
from the front desk because of the little place. The
instant plonent falls that somebody had found his legg There
was a tourist group that came through at that time.

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So once again we drove back just pick up up
and finally he got everything, but he had already canceled
all his cards, so we had to pay for everything.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
That trip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Isn't there to say he's got but.

Speaker 14 (01:01:15):
I was just gonna say, since then, he uh, he
doesn't change anyone with that. US given him some craps.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
But isn't there a way to just put the cards
on hold and not cancel everything? Can you just like
maybe now turn it off?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
I was just gonna say, I think that's a newer feature.
It didn't used to be that.

Speaker 14 (01:01:30):
I have cards and stuff back then.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
So yeah, well, dude, glad you got it. He got
it back. But it sucks that he had to cancel everything.
It's such a pain in the ass when you cancel
a card, because you know, if you've got your automatic
payment set up, which is what I do on everything.
I got to go through and fix.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
All of those.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
How long is it drive from Seattle to But how
long is it drive from Seattle to Snow Call me.

Speaker 14 (01:01:52):
I'm gonna say which traffic and get up to an hour,
but it's usually like thirty to forty minutes, So enough
of you're in a gas guzzler.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, all right, dude, thanks for sharing it, man, appreciate it.
We got more text messages coming in on a McLoughlin
Cheverlet text line. This one's from zero six three six, says,
I cleaned out the inside of my car and through
the trash into the garbage can. Later that day, I
was going to the store, but I couldn't find my
car keys, and I was starting to get really upset
that my keys weren't where they usually are. Then the

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light bulb turned on, went out to the trash can,
and sure enough, my keys were in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Man, It's it's one of those things where it's like
you drop your keys in the trash and you don't
know if you're ever going to get that best.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Yeah, it's also kind of fascinating how much we're in
autopilot through.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Our day, all day at the end of the day
the day I read that like ninety percent of our
actions during the day or us on autopilot.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
You ever catch yourself when you're driving like that, were
you like all of a sudden, it'll click to you
and you're like, I don't remember crossing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
The yeah, bro totally.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
On Sunday, I thought I was driving. I was supposed
to drive to my mom's living facility in Milwaukee, and
I made it half way to my house before I
with with my family in the car. Before I realized
I was going home on autopilot. It's amazing, like we
put took fifteen minutes out of our drive, yeah, or
added fifteen minutes to our drive.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Rather whenever that happens, I was going, Man, that's weird
that that that that can happen to us. We just
self edit ourselves and we're just go ahead. We're just
gonna go and shut it down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
For a few Did you find your wallet or your
keys or your ID and a and a weird place
after you lost it? We got more talkbacks coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, I lost my wallet on a city
A month later, got on the bus.

Speaker 14 (01:03:33):
It's sitting underneath the seat.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
I do not believe that they go through and clean
those buses right months later.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Wow, it's sort of clean, and it sounds like but enough.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
To pick up a wallet, you'd think, right, was it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Stuck under something and they couldn't see it or that's
I don't. I don't know that. I have question it
was a little susk. I suspect all right, I'm more
your call texts coming up in a minute. Hang on,
If you lost your ID or your wallet or your
keys when you found them, did you find them in
a weird place, like maybe they fell in an old
boot or you know, maybe you're out there in a
pasture and a film and cow patty, Oh no, suck.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
I'd be the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
I think the worst would be dropping it in like
a honeybucket?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Do you go in after?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
I think you just say audios, you just let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I mean, I think I'm going in.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
What would it take for you? Because you know you
can replace everything. It's just an inconvenience at that point, right,
Like how much cash would you have to have in
your wallet for you to reach in and retrieve it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Well, I think it depends on if it's a wallet
or a cell phone. If it's my wallet, I'm probably
gonna go in, And if it's my cell phone, it
might just depend on how deep it is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Like I see, That's the thing. It depends on, like
is it landing on a solid surface? Is it landing
in the blue pool?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Like what we're I think I'm gonna grab it just
I can I can sterilize my hand later.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I think I'll just do it out of instinct, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
But isn't your phone the more expensive thing to replace?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm going in to
get it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Oh, I thought you were saying you would go in
for the wallet phone.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
I would go in for the wallet, probably over the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I would do both. I'm going in for both. I'm
going to be that guy how far brown up to
his elbow? Okay, elbow deep if I need to, I
need to get my phone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Man, that's a crazy note. But your phone's toast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
No necessarily, yeah, not necessarily. These new phones are pretty strong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
That guy who called earlier, he was talking about how
he buried his phone with an excavator, buried it back
up like a couple of days later, and it still works.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I've heard stories of people losing their phones in a
river and they found it, find it a year later
and it still works. So you know, listen to these
text messages coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
This one's from zero nine one seven says, oh this
is crazy. My son and I went to the spring
water that you get off the side of the mountain
off Highway twenty six, which is an hour away from

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my house. When we left and got home with the water,
he realized that he left his phone sitting next to
the water faucet. Well, considering he's twenty one years old
and in the military, it was his military phone. So
we hopped back in the car and drove one hundred
miles an hour to get back to spring Water, and
there was a car sitting there that took off right
when we pulled up. We didn't see his phone, so

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he jumped back in the car, and then we followed
the car and we pulled up to him and had
him pull over and asked the guy in the car
if he had the phone. At first he tried to
deny it, but then they said it's a military phone,
and he felt bad and then gave the phone back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Oh wow, that is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
It'zich. Thanks for giving it back. But dude, you're a
dick for lying in the first pat that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
So on a okay, you find a phone, like, is
it any Is it any use to you? When you
find a phone, like, if it's locked, you're not getting
into the thing?

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Can you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
You can? Yeah, there's probably ways that you can, like
jail break a phone. I don't know. I'm no expert.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
I've always wondered that if I lost my phone, if
it is of any valued anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Thirty sixty four says I lost my wallet a boy
scout camp at the beach. We had this outing where
our patrol had to follow directions on a hike and
hike to a place where we had to camp overnight.
Our directions to us is to spot one next to
some sand dunes. So after we set up camp out
to explore the dunes that night, on the way back
to camp, someone found a wallet and started going through

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the wallet. They recognized a picture of a girl in
the wallet and then passed it around. And when I
saw it, I realized it was my wallet because that
girl was my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Oh my god. He didn't even know he'd lost his wallet. Yikes,
that could have been bad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
So yeah, I'm glad you got your stuff back, Laura.
I'm glad you got your ID back. Glad you got
on the plane because I was thinking, man, the travel
gods just do not want Laura to leave the city.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
I mean, I did have my passports, so I was
going to get out because that's really the only other
acceptable form of ID you can use these days.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Well, I'm impressed with your recall. Thak me too to
go to plaid pantry is an absolute miracle. So good
on you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Thank you all right. This hour's keyword maybe you lost
your and you need to get a new wallet, or
you need the money back. You have the money back,
or a new cell phone. This hour's keyword for one
thousand dollars is right here. Listen. Coming up in a
few minutes. I got another church fail for you, bully fantastic.
It's actually an argument that broke out on stage at church.
I turn almost turned into like a physical fight on

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stage at church in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
The Lord's house.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
And the lord's house, you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Got to worry about that. The spirit will break it up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Yeah, we'll get to that in just a little bit.
A little heads up though, it looks like USPS USPS
is uh. I don't know why that feels weird.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
To say USPS the United States Post.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Because maybe you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Feel like you should be saying ups, but there's an
extra letter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, I think that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
No, USPS is correct.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Well, they're temporarily increasing prices for the holiday season.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Just try to stay alive.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, they're increasing prices on some packages packaged for the
holiday shopping season to cover the extra handling cost and
align prices with competitive prices. So to ensure timely delivery
for Christmas, the Postal Service recommends shipping parcels by mid December,
with specific deadlines for different services and destinations. Yeah. So,

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retail customers will see a price increase based on weight
and zones for our prior Priority Mail USPS, Ground Advantage
and Priority Mail Express, with the adjustments ranging from forty
cents to sixteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
WHOA sixteen dollars. That's what I hate about shopping for
the holidays. I've started just like going on Amazon, which
I know, shame on me, but and just having it
shipped directly to the recipient's house because then.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
It's like, that's what I've been doing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Half the time. It costs more to mail the package
than the contents of the package costs, so it's frustrating.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
So you just tell them to wrap it themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
I send everything to my mom. I'm like, I trust
you with the wrapping duties.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Mom.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
You're getting a bu merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah, so listen, I find that really easy. That's what
I do for my mom, That's what I do for
my buddy in Detroit. I just send it directly to them.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Well, they word this like the like the postal service
was just giving it away for nothing. I feel like
the last handful of times I've said the package it
was a small fortune.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Yeah, so I don't know, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
It's going to be even more no, even more confused
about what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
They're just nickel and diamondus everywhere we turn.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Man, Yeah, well they need the cash.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
It's frustrating.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Coming up in a few minutes, we're going to check
some of your talk back messages, So download that iHeartRadio
app will also give you this hours keyword again if
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one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Laura and Casey
and I have another church foil my child.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Oh right, there's a lot of these, a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Of church fails. Well, I started liking a couple accounts
that just share, you know, people failing at church, whether
it's pastors or the musicians.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Now your algorithm is all church fails.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah, so this one actually like an argument broke out
on stage at this church. Even better, it looks like
during the service during worship. Yeah, so they're singing a song,
and it looks like it's a megachurch. They're also streaming
on the internet. It looks like but the two ladies.
There's a couple of ladies up there singing, and the
main lady starts to yell at one of the backup

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singers because she thinks she's just doing too much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
She goes Corey Feldman.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah, I don't know if she's upset with the way
she's singing or the way she's like she's not even
really dancing, she's just kind of shuffling on stage. Yeah,
the main singer, she's not having it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
The Lord, you're doing too much. Praise the Lord, Praise
the Lord.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
You doing too much.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
You aren't doing entirely too much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
We are in the middle of.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Praying for worship, and I don't know what has gotten
into you, but this is too much. This is too
much what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
So everyone's kind of like, what's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
I'm sure at first they thought it was a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
And I don't know what case is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
The one that she's frustrated with, the one that keeps going.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I think so well, sounds like there's two. It's a
couple of women who keep going because I don't think
they know what the hell is happening. Right, Okay, you
do too much. This wasn't rehearsals.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
You do too much worship, and I don't know what
has gotten into you, but this is too much.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
This is too much what you're doing. So slow down,
get on the beat. Do what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
This is praise and worship first of all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
When I'm hold up, no no.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
No no no no no, no, no, no, no, no worse. Yes,
I am, yes, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yes, I am. I don't I like some people in
the background.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Hey man, yeah, do what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
This is praise and worship first of all.

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Up no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no worse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yes, I am yes, I am, yes, I am.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
That is live not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
People are getting in between the two, you know, separating
them because it looks like they're you're going to start pulling,
pulling hair that it's live.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Don't care, that is live.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I don't care.

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
That is lie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
No, I don't care that this is live.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
No, no, I don't, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Yeah, anyway, it cuts there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
I mean, I've always found that when you're in a
situation like that, the best thing that you can do
is just keep repeating the same phrase.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
If you can just repeat it and repeat.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
It and repeat it, eventually, it's going to work out
for you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
It makes the other person crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Do you think do you think she cares if it's
live though?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I don't think she cares that it's live lord, Okay,
I don't think she cares at all.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
A little confused, it's not a problem when Rashida is
doing too much.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Rashida clearly that doing too much.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
There's got to be some like hatred between the two.
I feel like before they.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Started, it feels like maybe there's a little competition between
the two of them.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Rashida was getting a little too much spotlight there, and
the other lady wasn't having it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
This was her time to lead worship.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Tanner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
You've seen the video, right, Was Rashida really doing too much.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Or it didn't even look like she was doing anything.
Rashida didn't look.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Like Rashida was ready to fist fight because she's not
going to be talked to like that on a public forum.
Who created Joe as Satan, who created Joe ad I
come in the name of Jesus, Malapaua, the Holy Speed.
The devil was a motherya.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
So you know I worried because Frinch Jesus Hallelujah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Wow, Wow, I gotta start going to church, I was
going to say.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
I mean, that would have been the highlight of my morning.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Yeah, it's competitive. You got to make sure that you
know your role if you're going to be out there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
You know, worshiping stepped.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Down and I used to go to that. You know,
That's why I loved Righteous Gymstone so much, because I
grew up in a mega church, you know. I it
was called Trinity Christian Church and School or Trinity Christian
Church and Academy or something like that, and Dallas, Texas,
and corporal punishment was allowed. Man, I got paddled. I
got paddled hard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
I've got megachurches in Dallas, Texas are next level because
we had megachurches. But I feel like Dallas megachurches are
probably wild.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Yeah, yeah, no they are.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
It's uh, they're not churches, they're compounds.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I remember at my mega church at some point because
I would go and you know, visit my family and
they would demand that I go. And they had a
Krispy Kreme inside their church. A Krispy Kream, no way.
They had a a you know, like a Starbucks type place.
It wasn't Starbucks, but.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
You know, but you had to you had to buy
the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you had to pay for everything.
But it was like a kiosk, like a mall, like
or not chaos, but like a mall food court.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Come to lord Bucks, a.

Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
Lord lord Bucks, Savior Bucks, and I went to Christian
school every day there roll rangers on Wednesday nights and
then church Sunday morning and Sunday night.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
I mean, for a thing that's not a business, they
really figured out a way to run them like a business.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Tax free.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
So the tax for they're gonna come, they're gonna tie.
We're gonna get some money that way. We're gonna sell
them some coffee, make a couple of bucks on each
one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Hallelujah, hallelujah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Can I get a hallelujah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Yes you can. Well, there it is fourteen dollars. Here's
the venmo.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
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Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
Is this the radio station? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
So best stepdad is listening to your radio station right now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
And there was a pet on you on the side
of the rolls and I was wondering if you could
yell at him through the station for not falling over
to help it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Oh, sure we can, we can. We can yell at
your dad. You just want us to like belittle for
being a jerk, Yeah, we can shame him. What's yes, Kurt, Kurt,
you wanna you wanna put him on blast?

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Casey?

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Yeah, well listen, Kurt.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
I don't know what you're doing right now. I mean,
it sounds like you probably got a busy morning. Maybe gotta,
you know, stop and get yourself a mixed sandwich or
a coffee or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
But that dog was fighting for its life on the
side of the road. I thought it was a puppy, So, uh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
That's worse, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Do you think at least they're.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
They're everywhere in my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah, so you're almost you're also you're on the dad side,
be a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
I was with you on the dog the rabbit. They're
kind of everywhere run over.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Now, come on, like the the dad you know, had
zero compassion, just kept driving the run Kurt, to be fair.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
It's a stranded animal on the side of the road,
scared to death, cars zipping by.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Its life is on the line, and then.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
You're just gonna act like it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I don't think that's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
I don't think that's okay, Kurt.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
You all right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
That was that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Was that helpful? Do you think your dad will hear that?

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
I hope, yes, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Okay, we could help stay in school. Don't do drugs.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
So we're out here just doing the work of the people, just.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Doing the Lord's work. That's all for bunny all Yeah,
I do feel bad, But if they're all over the place, fine,
hot bunnies are fine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
This kid, though, said it was a pet bunny specifically.
I don't know how they Well, how does.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
She know it's a pet bunny? I don't know, but
she just wanted to be her pet bunny.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Yeah maybe, yeah, Well I would have stopped.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Yeah, well I would have stopped too late.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Now a hawk already did the work for.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
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very simple. Where it's one of five nine the brew
we are commercial free. Dude. Fat Thor shared something with
me the other day that blew my mind.

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
Oh what was that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
It's such a small world, fat Thor.

Speaker 8 (01:18:53):
Good morning, Good morning Brokery, one of.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Our favorite listeners. He's been how long you've been listening
to this A long time?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Eight years plus one time? Well, we appreciate you. Fat
Thor sends me a text message the other day and
it's a picture. It's a baby photo of his son
and he says, that's oh that's your daughter. Well you
said it was your son, didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
You You read.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
He's like, I know which kids?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Okay, yeah, maybe that's it. Yeah, So here's the photo
that I'm going to show you. It's this is this
is his daughter with his dog.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Cute. Oh that's an adorable photo.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
It's taken nineteen plus years ago by my mother. Oh wow,
my mother took this photo nineteen plus years ago when
fat Thor walked into her studio in downtown Milwaukee and
and had her take some pictures of him.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
How did you find that out?

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I think fat Thor? Yeah, how did you realize that
that was my mom?

Speaker 9 (01:19:55):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
The crazy thing is is that my wife used to
serve your mom her coffee every morning, and that's how
we found out she was a photographer, and that's when
we hired her and brought the baby in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
That's great, Wow, that's great. Well, and I guess then
that fat Thor went down to her studio that was
it's not there anymore, but yeah, had the studio Milwaukee,
and and he's sending me pictures and I remember the sets.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Yeah, so that's crazy. But like, how did you why
is that just coming up now? Like did you just
see the photo and you're like, oh, yeah, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
Those photos are very cherished, you know, family photos, so
they are on the wall, main wall when you walk
into the house. But I was looking at it and
I was talking to my wife and I was like,
oh man, I love this photo. And she's the one
that actually said oh you know Tanner's mom took that photo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Wow, that is a small world.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
The chances of that happening are very slim, but here
we are. Well, thank you for sending me the picture.
It's very cool. I'm gonna put it up on the
internet so people can see it. Is that okay if
we put it up on the internet.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Yeah, totally, absolutely, it's a great photo.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Did you did you tell your mom?

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Not yet.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
My mom's in the hospital right now. So hospital, yeah, hospital, hospital,
she's Uh. So, we were at claim jumper Sunday night
in Clacamus and my mom had some sort of flare
up on her leg where this this thing got. It
just got so big. It was like the size of
like like a grapefruit, like an absess or something. It
was an abscess. Yeah, it was a cyst actually assist.

(01:21:27):
But while we were sitting at a claim jumper, it
had grown, you know, like it got really big just
in the two hours we were there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
So we actually had to call the ambulance and the
fire department and they showed up a claim jumper Sunday night.
So I'm out in front of claim jumper with my mom,
you know, and she's in pain, and the firemen are
trying to you know, get her into the van and everything,
the ambulance just we're out there for like an hour
and a half. To people just walking by, it's still embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
People staring at you as yeah, you know, the spectacle
of the of the evening.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Clacamas Town Center security comes up. It's like, I just
didn't know what's going on here. Just you don't know
what's going on here? What's your names are?

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Like business jumper? What is improblem?

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
I'm trying to enjoy my t bone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
But yeah, that's uh, I appreciate that, man. I My
mom's gonna love that too, because you know, she hasn't
been taking photos in a long time because of her health.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
So very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Gonna make it feel good. Yeah, thanks dude.

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Yeah, and so I'm just reminded that her work will
live on forever in my family.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
Gene.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
Well, that sounds weird saying out loud, my bad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
But you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
That's fine. You were talking about some other things. It
was it was like a birthday for somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:22:32):
Oh yeah, uh local Portland celebrities, you know, Uh John Elvis,
he usually plays Elvis downtown. He's got the glasses. Everyone
knows this guy. I don't know Portland Staple. Oh, well
you haven't lived yet, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Not really for Portland.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
I mean that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
Yeah. And then the other one. I thought it was
pretty neat October first birthday. Steve Larkin, big connoisseur. He's
a horror actor and he was in one of the
Conjuring movie. He played a doctor. Not a very good one,
but it was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
All right, Okay, nice, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
So are they just are they just from here?

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
I love that?

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Yeah? Yeah, Man number three? Have you ever seen that movie?
He played Man Number three? Yeah, make sure we give him.

Speaker 8 (01:23:18):
I just thought it was kind of some Portland history.
I mean, everyone knows John Elvis. If you look him up,
you'll see his picture, Like, oh, I've seen this guy before.
He'd be down at Saturday Market and playing his guitar,
dressed up like Elvis. He looks nothing like Elvis, which
is the neat part. But he's been doing this man
for at least four decades.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
Is there any connection? Is this the guy from the
Church of Elvis.

Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
Making guest appearances? Yeah, he's super quirky and he does
like shows up Dante's too.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Huh interesting? Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Is it interesting? Because I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Thank you, fat Thor. I love your face and you're
a very good friend. You're very good friend to your
your friends as you are.

Speaker 16 (01:24:05):
All right, Well, I will talk to you guys tomorrow.
See buddy, you know what day is tomorrow? Right, fat
Thor's day? Yes, I'm go have a good day man,
fat door.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Everybody, Wow, he's he's on one's not even on the
job sniffing that paint, Laura. This is uh, this is important.
You need to pay attention to this. A new study
reveals that sixty seven percent of women fail to perform
regular breast cancer self checks, with many forgetting or lacking
knowledge about warning signs. How often you check in yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Not often enough. You're supposed to do it when you're
in the shower.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Casey and I can do it, We're capable of It
is a very strange.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Thing I check myself. I mean I don't know four times.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
You know, men can get breast cancer too. Sure, guys
need to be but I am. It is becoming the
time where I need to go in and get a mammogram.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Which research that two thousand women shows that only thirty
six percent examine their breasts monthly as recommended.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Yeah, because you got to check for those lumps and bumps.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Thirteen percent never check at all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
I guess I'm probably in the thirteen percent. I'm not
really good at it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
I just watch a couple of YouTube videos and make sure.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
You're not hard to do. I just I just don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah, is there a certain process you certainly have to do?

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
I mean yeah, I just like feel around and stuff, you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Know, counterclockwise, Well check, ladies, check you. It's just like
your prostates. Guys, you got to make sure that's that's
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Do you check your own prostate?

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
I've had it checked.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Yeah, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
It would be funny if you checked your own. Can
you check your own?

Speaker 15 (01:25:43):
Don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Okay, I'm sure you could. I'm sure a doctor could
check his own procett.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
That's why you got your foot on the tip.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
All right, I'm gonna throw up anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
So yes, check yourself out. It's important to stay on
top of our health and well being.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
So it's simple.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
You're already in the shower, check what you need to check,
and make a note, and you casey.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Have you ever looked at your your your your balloon?

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
Knot?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Oh my goodness, like to stand over a mirror just
to make sure, Like I don't look at it very often,
but every once in a while, I think you should
look at it to make sure everything.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
The logistics of this like, are you let I use
my I use.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
A mirror or a cell phone?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Your cell phone? Too many do you have in your camera?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Can a quick five second video of your of your
in news and just check out everything, make sure everything's fun?

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Do you do this out of concern?

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
Yeah, just to check, like when there's something like something
doesn't feel right, maybe maybe I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Feel a little bit rashy, and I just want to
see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
I don't recall the time where I've done this, but
I can see I can see that it could come up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
You got to check your Yeah, you gotta check your spots.
Do you have to check that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
I know you really do.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
And this is this is one hundred percent story.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
I was getting a mole looked at and the doctor
just started telling me about, hey man, you got to
you gotta keep an eye out on this stuff because
you never know. And he said he had a guy
that had one on the backside of his scrotum. You
would have no way of knowing that that's there, but
it was cancer, and so I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Talking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
It was an issue.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
So I googled should men check their anus once in
a while? It says, while there's no recommendation for the
general male population to perform a routine anal self exam,
men should be aware of their anal health and see
a doctor for any new concerns.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Google just says, hey, knock it off, wash your hands,
and go do something productive right now. You don't need
to be checking out your beehole.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
I still recommend checking it out, though, I still think
it's safe to know what it looks like.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
It's one hundred percent. It makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
Yes, if there's a reason for it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
I don't know a reason.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
I don't know if it's just say, like once a week.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
I don't got nothing going on the next fifteen minutes
or so. Let me lay this mirror down on the
floor and just assume the sum wrestler position and to
just make sure everything's rolling okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Or you put your leg on the tub the two
You have options.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
This is what we've learned this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
All right, well there you go. Just check it, fellas.
It's uh, it's smart. Your prostrates, your boobies, ladies, Yeah,
gotta check those.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
I'm gonna go home. I think I think I had
enough of this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
We're done in about fifteen minutes here, So yeah, don't
sleep on the back side of that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Screwed either. Serious issues could could be occurring back there,
and you have no idea it's even happen.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
We'll have more next thing on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
What's trending.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Al right online at one O five nine the brew
dot Com Laura's Dog of the Week. Yeah, we started
doing this last week and Fidget the dog that Laura said,
if he's still here next week, next Tuesday, which would
have been yesterday, Laura was going to adopt him. But
sure enough, Fidget did get adopted over the weekend. Yeah,
but you got a brand new Qutie patuity that you're

(01:28:58):
you're talking about here in this clip.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
And yeah, my dog of the week's name is Goofy,
and he is indeed Goofy. He's a Sharpay mix, but
he's long. What's a sharp pay mix, shar Pei, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
It's Sharpey's the wrinkly dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Yeah, okay, so he's not wrinkly, but his forehead has
a couple of wrinkles, which is very cute. But he's long.
He's like a yellow lab type of color. It's like tan.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
And he's got feet like a like a helf shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Ryeah, he's got corky.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
They kind of go out a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Yeah, he's got silly feet. His ears are bouncy. His
tail's always wagon. He's always chasing his tail too.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
He's super cute in the video.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
He is very adorable and he needs a forever home.
So go check out Goofy on our Instagram at one
oh five.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Nine the Brew and he's at Orgon Dog Rescue right now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Morgon Dog Rescue. Yeah, and you can check him out
at orgondog Rescue dot or what about Goofy?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Are you thinking about getting Goofy?

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
I am not thinking about getting Goofy. I think Goofy
would be a little too much for my cats perhaps,
But he is a very sweet boy that's very playful.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
I feel like Goofy. I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Not popular saying this, but he thought it was a
little cuter.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Than the fidget yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Yeah, Well, Fidget is kind of like he had that
like almost look. Yeah, like he looked like a little gremlin,
which is kind of what I'm drawn to. Yeah, yeah,
Goofy is much more a clean cut if you will.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Well check out the video. It's posted right now on
our blog at one of five nine in the brew
dot Com. Just click on Tanner, Laura and Casey and
h let us know if you end up adopting Goofy,
you would love to see some pictures of you and
the fam with goof goof one of five nine the
brew dot com. All right, Also online, we have got
a lot of clips and videos from this week posted,
like the church failed from this morning, that's online at

(01:30:50):
one of five nine in the Brew dot Com and
uh and the news blooper from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
So oh yeah, oh man, I I was U. I
was thinking about that news blooper this morning when I
was reading my news and I came across some large
numbers with commas in the middle. I was like, don't
blow this, don't

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Blow sure, right, all right, you can find all that
stuff online at one o five nine the Brew dot Com.