Las cucaracha en mi casa están bailando

Escucha este reclamo al fumigador, pues desde que fue a la casa las cucarachas están perreando.

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
Mother and the nailing of Enrique Santos, classified small to enjoy a guy who
is a bit cruc and is callinga fumigator because he says since he smoked
his house, the thing is worseand the cockroaches are throwing pary There I
am so fighting to you is,the fumigator. Yes, sir, I

(00:24):
can help you. If you lookyou were very joa here at my brother
' s house the other day thirty- two ninety. Which apartment fourteen ten
ok is the second and the name. What' s the name. Rolando
García Fernández, Alexander and Santo SotoloteoGutiérrez with forgiveness. He did give me,
like, three after his name.Sir, yes, well, he
doesn' t know. My brother' s house is that I' m

(00:47):
waiting here as a guest sir andmy brother went to work and left me
alone here in the house and whathappened you came here. He smoked last
week for the cockroaches, because theBOW palmets here the cockroaches are out of
control. There' s been rainand that' s been flying all over
the apartment. You came there andwent to or and since you left the
cockroach are flying more than usual.They go out at night to eat more

(01:07):
are still doing like a conngaline throughall the rooms and all the bathrooms and
enter to the kitchen. Or lastnight I was snoring and a snooze came
into my mouth and that didn't happen before you went. Ló then
what did you do here, youcame to fumigate or pour sugar here.
I don' t understand why thereare more cockroaches here now than when you
originally came to the goal. Allowme the company of us is responsible.
It is a guarantee to all theservices that are given and not a guarantee

(01:30):
that we are pouring sugar, sir, because the chemicals that we cross are
guaranteed by the government. The trientehas the right to open the bottle,
even to read it when we aregiving a service. I can' t
read, Mr Mino, I don' t read English. I' m
out of here. I arrived inthis country a couple of hours ago,
nothing more, and I what itwas that my brother had me here you
came. The cockroaches were out ofcontrol and you were friends and now you

(01:55):
' re in trouble. Now they' re even laughing at me and I
' m all going to the bathroom. Last night I went to pee and
there was a cockroach and he waslaughing and he laughed at me, because
they know I' m afraid ofhim. No. No, no,
this can' t be possible.You said syrup you made honey. What
did you do? We are pesticidesto be able to control your brother'
s problem of life and we dida fully professional job properly like that.

(02:17):
Not if I was like him,the cockroaches were dead, they weren'
t dancing. I saw a tuorkinghere last night. There was a tworking
cockroach on top of my nightstand.I threw myself out at the time of
morning and I heard it. Ilistened to weird music and when I did
so I looked up before. Therewere two working cockroaches right there on my
nightstand. The Spanish. The cockroachfirst before all the dances. Please look

(02:40):
for this? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you? This one give me the address,
please, Madricion. Look for thisone. How you' re being to
me. You' re soft onme, because I' m eating right
now having a couple of eggs witha arepa and look like this cockroach.
They' re looking at me.But don' t believe it, because

(03:10):
I' m glau. No.No. Don' t you? Don
' t you? Don' tyou? Don' t you? Don
' t you? Don' tyou? Don' t you? Don
' t you? Don' tyou? Yeah, right away they'
re here right now. Oh.No. No. It' s very
impossible, Mr Look, we dosmoking, but I think you need a
psychologist. Honestly, he' sa psychonlan. They can' t talk
about it. He' s lookinglike he' s talking to you.

(03:30):
No, then he' s havingbreakfast. That' s impossible. The
impossible thing is that you believed allthis and had so much patience. You
' re kept on the phone withoutknowing what you' re on the radio
and talking to you. Enrique Santos, it' s a phone jam.
No. No, it can't be It' s not a no,
no, it' s a company. That' s what you want
scoundrel for. It' s RickIt' s my respect Respect for you

(03:55):
I' ve listened to you fora long time. You' re not
turning me on, you' repreparing it, you' re nailing it
every morning at seven and ten,eight and ten and nine and ten exclusives
of Enrique Santos' s.