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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't like it. I don't like it. Don't like it,
dude like it. Nobody likes it. Nobody likes it.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So they really have you. They released the like kind
of like the the trailer slash like New World for
Jurassic World Evolutions three. Yeah, but this one, I don't know,
I never played any of the others, but with this one,
you actually get to design the like geography of the

(00:36):
island of the park. You can create mountains, rivers and
just do all that, like actually like make the terrain
of the park.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I mean you've always been over that to a certain extent.
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's like you got if it looks like it, you
got full customization of just like how you want it built.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It looks like it's taking the three games to just
give us what roller Coaster Tycoon gave us. In one
it was like we've been able to and the person
second one, you know, had bodies of water, change elevation

(01:20):
and stuff like that. Though I mean they were like
two too much.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, apparently like this is like legit straight up full customization.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hm. I don't know if I need it.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
But the reason I'm saying this cause right now, with
the like with the way this is looking out. I
would love to see if you could print off a
map for me.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
That was what I would love, Like, have you have
your part?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes, m cause the reason behind it, I think that
would be so much fun to actually, like, you know,
to s like this is more for Sands benefits to
print off, like come up with a whole design of
the park, print it off and then we'll use it
as a campaign board. Yeah, that's I think that would

(02:18):
be fantastic.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, oh, gotten what we should see it?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
This?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, what Gary's lot is?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, okay, they.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Got fluid simulations, fluid simula. Yeah, the fluid simulation and
Gary's blood up and scaring around with this for like hours. Yeah,
bestival it is well, I mean, look at this stuff.
It's not like the prettiest but it's it's a fluid
simulation and a engine.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
From like two thousand and four. Eight h.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
H. It's been a very long time since I've messed
with Gary's Mood, probably my most.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Played game, and it's about to here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm playing with this yet because I guess I want
every map I've ever played in the water now and.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is insane.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's That's another thing I couldn't really get like figure
out Gary's Maud. But also that was like years ago,
and what they've been doing with the Bonds in like
the last few years is insane. Like they've they've worked
on the engine a little bit, so it's beyond just
being like halfway too. But yeah, fluid simulations.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I would love to be able to get a hold
of the source stuff for Evolve, oh yeah, because like
Evolve had a lot of potential, but it could have
been like so like it had so much potential, but
they screwed it over and because like they it's the.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Way they're portraying it.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Because like the what I watched for Evolve, I want that.
I want to play it, but it like I think
it could have been better, and especially now if we're
like they, they would l release it because it's non
existent anymore. For Gary's Mode to people to mess with,
I would love to see like a zombiesque like like

(04:13):
kind of monster game like with with Gary's.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Mod, kind of like with it, I actually kind of
some bunch of your stuff Gary's mon last few years, I.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Don't play it nearly as much like you used to
used to be like like main game as a kid. Yeah,
like it's been halfway after we would want it every night.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
But I used to do that with Minecraft. Yeah, m
you don't draft a world. Evolution games need less dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Like okay, explain well, like played Evolution Evolution too.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
They're both fun games. Two is better than one. They're
both just a great hash of a game that came
like two thousand and three called Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. Yeah,
it's you build a park you I mean you even
like even the game mechanic in Evolution when you send
teams to go excavate and then bring back DNA samples

(05:14):
and then you make dinosaurs off of that. That's in
Operation Genesis. Yeah, and you have to keep everybody happy,
you know, the dinosaurs happy, and it's it's it's zoo Tako.
But that's yeah, everybody forgets that game existing.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah you heard it here.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Heath remembers bepper Trot been the Bruce. But like, if
thinking in a world where you can clone dinosaurs, the
DNA hasn't degraded so much that you're able to actually
makes up and out of it, why isn't there like

(05:54):
cause like when you get to a zoo. Now, Okay,
there's the uh Africa area, there's the Asia area, there's
the rainforest area. Yeah, when you go to Jurassic Park,
it's just dinas. It's all dinosaurs, all lunch. Why wouldn't
they have Okay, this is the cretatious area, This is

(06:15):
the Jurassic area. This is the ice age area with
wooly mammoths and the saber tooth tigers and in the
Giant Slough. Why aren't those a part of this? I
want to I wanna clone a wooly mammoth. I'm like, eh, dinosaurs,
I don't need it anymore. I've done it. Give you

(06:37):
like creatures that's more Bible than dinosaurs, that which.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
He eats on lunch, eats all lunch.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Okay, continue, give me something of the of a ges dinosaur.
I mean it's my saying.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
You want like an actual evolutionary like it's called Jurassic
Park evolution, but it's just the same fucking master's I
remember again.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Show me evolution, show me like the human Park from Futurama.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I mean you could you could? I mean, why couldn't
you clone like a Draciandopithecus or something like that?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
The reason you couldn't in Jurassic Park, we have the
technology we can but no, that's doctor Woo.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Never thought of that though. I think I think they
put a littleimate jephysis on doctor Wood because like in
the movie, in the first movie, in the book, like
he's just a geneticist there. Yeah, and then by the
Jurassic World it's like he's the mastermind behind it. Oh no,
he's not. He's just a genetic He's one of many
in neeticist thing John Hammond hired. They put way can

(08:04):
I generally can move? And then the world they're trying
to make him a bill on like what who.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
A Uh that's saying like if you could recreate, like
besides that you could create your own zoo, what would
you have?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
He I my own zoo? Yeah, uh, find I don't know.
I mean ice age I guess.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Just like a frozen tung drudge just looked just like
called ice age land Iceland if you would not to
be confused with greenland man. Yeah that saying cause I

(08:56):
never played any of the uh Jurassic Park evolution.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Games, I mean the end. They're fun games, but you
get to a point with them where there's nothing left
to do.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Because like the area you have for a park is
very small in any given scenarios. Yeah, they're very small,
and so you just get to the point where you'd
filled up and you're just replacing dinosaurs as they die
because there's no there's no mechanic in the game you'd

(09:28):
like put that on auto like which I think in
a worldlide Jurassic Park, that would very much be like
a thing. You know, as soon as this address hair
Toops dies in this habitat, the lab is already making
a new one.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, and I think you could. You can kind of
set that, but like you don't have so many slots,
and it's like you just don't even bother with it.
But like that that's irritating because it's like you're just
you're very small spot. So after a while ago, I mean,
you just you're just because I've got one where I've
made Jurassic Park, San Diego and it's full, there's nothing

(10:13):
I could do. All I do is like it just
I'll load it up and just replaced that. Itsurs. That's it,
there's nothing more to do. But yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Are you aware that that was the plot of the
original like of Jurassic World before it got changed. So
when Jurassic World was first in development years ago, this
is back when we were at First Street. Because because
originally they were supposed to bring Jurassic World into the
big city. It was ee through New York and Los Angeles,
so it was a big major city that like they

(10:44):
were going to build the huge park. Something happened and
the dinosaurs would itape escaped, just like but instead it
was instead of like one of the islands, it was
supposed to happen in the actual big city and they
would escape in.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Rome the Earth.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
That that was the original plot to like the concept
for Jurassic World before they which I think would have
been a better movie. Yeah, but I think as much
as I still like, I loved Dressic World, I thought
it was great.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
It was okay, but like, hmm, the way the indi
Raptor got out was just an indiraptor, but the Indomino's
rex was just a stupid you have, like the stupid
fat you know, the idiot the guy that works there
and it's like, well we'll open up this gig. I'm like,
get out of here.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Whoa you Just Yeah, as far as the fat ones, aren't,
isn't it If you could read that's the same. Like
if you had to redo it like a Jurassic Park movie,

(11:55):
how would you which one would you redo?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Which? When I read yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
You like you were like you were like they have said, okay,
then we're giving you the reins to change to make
a dress.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like it's probably out the world. And then I would
I would make a point two to make they get
that three never happened, like the cannon would work only
with one and two. Three doesn't happen. Three is awful?
You were to three? And then yeah, put it somewhere

(12:32):
like in San Diego or something, or you know, probably
not San Diego actually, because it's because of what happens
in two, Like I don't know, there's no way, there
is no way that a park exists, like because because
of what happened and wanted to Yeah, because even if
you had if something, well like well they gonna put

(12:54):
the park in the United States somewhere. What in nineteen
ninety eight you had a t rex get loose in
San Diego and run them up. It's it's not gonna happen,
and you aren't gonna have There is a lot of
an insurance company on this planet that is going to
greenlight the reability of a larger park on the same

(13:15):
island that there as a park happened on it. I
think at best, at best you could have it set
up where Jurassic World is a nature preserved that you
can observe from safe positions. It's not like an amusement part. Yeah,
you there's not you're not riding baby triceratops. And then

(13:37):
the you know, maybe there's those your things. Maybe that's
how you get to go out and you know what
the what's gonna happening? Yeah, but no, this like and
the fact that I mean it's it's it's one thing
to be for it to be an island. It's other
like there are what a couple thousand tourists there. It's

(14:02):
just yeah, it's just not gonna have.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
It.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
But then the ridiculous thing of like, Okay, you've got
this island, you've got Durrassic World in isl Doubler and
it's been in success for a long time. But we
gotta we gotta, we gotta visit it up. We gotta
the jazz things up because people are sick of dinosaurs
and no, the fact that you keep making Jurassic Park
movies shows that n people don't get sycred Dinosaur whatever,

(14:32):
the ridiculous psycred. It's like, you know, partans is down. Well,
I don't know. There's statuses of people want to park
to me, and it's packed wherever you go. You know,
we gotta, we gotta had a crazy new monster like it.
It just the whole premise of the Indo Adominus facts
of its stupid. Yeah. And then the second and the

(14:55):
next one with the Indo Raptor, like we genetically you know,
created the j near this Indi Raptor, there be a
weapon to be a weapon, but then Chris pat kills
it with a machine gun, like yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Great weapon, well not even that, like you got stabbed.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Like like it's it's it's just it's just stupid. And
then especially the.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Little Birl releases of the live like me, like oh yeah,
I mean people have died because of you, maybe have
been eaten.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Or stomped, trampled because the like me, it's just stupid.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I think it would have been better if she just
killed them all off.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
It would be better if the movie wasn't made.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
And then the next well technically the locusts and should
have what was for that one, the one with the
Nando raptor, that one should have just been not Jurassic Park.
That should have been Dino Crisis. It made more sense
for that to be a Dino Crisis movie. I would
have believed the clone stuff a lot better. And just

(15:59):
like it's just like me from a video game movie
then and just something like that.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's just the newest one. The more I think about this.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Is you had fun the first time watching.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It because because it was so bad, Like, my god,
the fucking security system goes down because of a goddamn rapper.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
That was so stupid.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, because I was saying, I like, for I legit,
like me, Heath and a bunch of other people went
side because it was my birthday. So like that's saying
he was sitting there beside me and we're both just
watching this rapper and like the moment like for spoilers ahead,
so so like this this guy and this idiot seeing

(16:49):
a Snickers rapper in like this highly secured area and
it's just you know, this Sciences is like, Okay, this
guy should have been fired forever ago first off for
acting like this and then like it gets left into
the door and like I can I'll be I can
believe that, like you know, the door, Like I'll believe
that the door jammed or something like the whole Yeah,

(17:09):
the whole system goes down. That's that's where like, yeah,
I immediately just kind of leaned into heat. I said, Okay,
I'll agree with you on this. That was that was stupid.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And the fact that the big I don't even remember
the d Rex.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, the d Rex.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
This door just res like and that's what the goddamn rexas.
But also like that thing changed sides dramatically. Oh yeah,
it was like the size of a helicopter. And then
it was not that not the size of a helicorp.
It crunched a helicopter in his mouth like it was
a TWI car.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, and then meaily like yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Immediately afterwards, it's like slightly bigger than a t REX.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I would believe that there was two of them.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
But even if there was two of them, the size
that makes no sense. Yeah, Like but the like, even
if they don't make that apparent that there's two and
I don't think it was any intention of like, well
there's two I think it was like something that lost
in translation, and they were like, you know, it would

(18:14):
be awesome if they had helicop parents mouth and like
oh yeah, and then they do that and they were like,
well it needs to be this small for this chase
part here. You know, nobody's gonna notice.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
That's saying like I will, I will give Garet Edwards
some slack, because that's saying he did fantastic more because like, no,
hear me, hear me out.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Too much.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Great. No, The thing is because also he what he did.
Like when that's saying, yeah, there are definitely problems with
the movies, I will agree with that.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I would I would like him know how much was
him and how much was the studio.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's where my thing is because like, because that's saying
looking at it, so I can I can like after
like seeing the ruins and everything else, this should have
been a skull on film first and foremost, I'd say,
look at that. This could have been a King Kong film,
and I would have it could have just been a
plane skull island film and it would have been fantastic.
Like in that family, there was no point for the

(19:11):
family family there.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
At all, and and and once no member of the
family died. Knew there were no sticks in this movie, Like, yeah,
there was nobody. Nobody that you like is going to die.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Shoot, we will hope that that damn kid died multiple times.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
But like, because you could have the exact same things
happened to two groups and you just you have that
group of elite you know, mercenaries and they get there
and get split up, and then they you could have
all the same shit happened the t Rex scene with
the raft and all that crap, and you know what's

(19:50):
going on over here, and then they meet up. They
didn't need to have you know what's in certain some
family that were absolutely not gonna put it homes way period,
which is stupid.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I agree, Like I would have, Like the thing is,
I would have been like, okay if it was like
the like even if it was the family, I think
it would have been better with just the dad and
the two daughters, not with the boyfriend more because like
with the like the dad's trying to protect the daughter.
The other daughters are billing because of like you know

(20:23):
stuff like because you know, family issues and all that.
Like I can handle I would have been okay with
that little bit of drama and just like it would
have made okay. Well, it's like and then something that
would have happened to the dad.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
To me, it's like because it's like the first two movies,
people are dying, left your right people you liked, Yeah,
Muldoon dies and mister Arnold dies and Ian Malcolm almost
dies and uh you know the second one, Oh God,
to me, I can't even character the bold.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Guy who the black one or the uh.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
No, he's the guy. I think it's been ministers. I've
seen Jurassic Part two all that one.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh, it's been ages.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Then the guy he gets he's the girl up in
the Heidi the Heidi hide and you know he's a
really good guy and he's he was showing him office.
He dies Dux, but there are no steaks and the
newest one nobody nobody important.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
As the dinosaurs the end like and alts were fantastic,
looked cool. Oh yeah, like the like the a part
of the of the like in the movie, like you know,
they're hunting the dinosaurs for the DNA and I have
a stupid reason, but I but it was enjoyable. I
enjoyed that a lot more than the family, because that's
that's that is legit. What it felt like this that

(21:46):
that was cars. I feel that that was him one
hundred and then it's like he has no choice in
the executives, like you gotta add this family. I don't
want to, though, do it?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Well? I like, I don't know that that that whole
storyline we gotta get, we gotta we gotta get DNA
from the three biggest from each time land Singer and
all that, you know, because it's it's gonna it's gonna
be great for.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
H long life and all give like you're ready of
heart disease and all that.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's so stupid, and I'm like, you need the heart,
you need the DNA from a Moses source because it
is a huge heart. I choose to get the DNA
from the Blue Whale. They're bigger. Yeah, you guess, it's
just it's so storm fish. Yeah, what's up North?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
What back?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I got like three minutes left? Three minutes yeah you heard?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
To me, what just should have happened is like this
this boat with these mercenaries or whatever, just make them pirates,
to make them kind of make them doing something you legal.
I don't care what it is.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Technically they were illegal.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, I mean I know what you mean. Just start,
just start the movie. On my damn boat. They're doing
something illegal and they're running away from the coast guard
and then they run into that you know, well the
coast boson wanna follow us here, and so they go
into that he know that the red zone, Yeah, the
red zone, and then they you know, the hole most
disource attack happens and they get on the island and

(23:25):
now it's just they're not there to click beating. We're
just there to try to get off the island. And
so the group gets split apart by spine sauces or whatever,
and then that's your movie. I don't I don't need
the stupid heart disease plotline. I don't need the stupid

(23:46):
distort us Wrex, the Candy Rapper and the door ship.
That's stupid. It's down as well.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Like also the movie was originally the Stupid Family. Also,
the movie was originally supposed to be based with like
this is where all the mutants, This is where the
most dangerous that the dinosaurs were at. This is where
they were thrown at. That's what the like a perception
of the movie was originally supposed to be on. And
that's saying that's where I think Gareth would have been fantastic,
because he's great and monster movies like. I think it's

(24:16):
especially we're dealing with mutant dinosaurs and stuff like that.
I think because also I could I could tell he
wasn't getting what he wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, they could, they could still have done that. They
could say, like, you know, they would get to this
island and they like they don't even know if there's
dinosaurs on the island, and then like as they try
to get the island and like, oh this is this
is there's a facility on here. Oh this facility made
like mutants and shit. He didn't you know it was

(24:45):
it was so much extra ship that I didn't need.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I could tell Gareth wasn't getting to do what he
fully wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, that's the things like I hope, I hope that
that's not what he wanted to do. You know how
much was it the was the studio him? Yeah, was
any of either? I don't know. It was it was terrible.
I hated it. I have fun with him. I would
watch it again I don't know, because it's like the
monstery parts. There are part of the shot. Well, there

(25:16):
are parts that do look really cool, but like not God,
even at the end there with the black guy.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
That that that was the bit that that that made
me mad.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
He sacrifices himself and then he just pops up like
down the fucking river from them.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, like the only thing that like than Michael Phelps.
Well no, no, like even what kind of gets me?
And I'm saying he sacrifices himself, doesn't like leave like
you know, a wand line or anything like that. Even
if he did survive or something, I would at least
like wanted to hear like something like you thinks that
thing would could take me out, you know, something like
a line like that.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Just it's just it was hated. Hated, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
At this moments, but I still enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
If it wouldn't been, if Gareth wasn't making it, don't
think you would like it as much. I think you
give him a lot of a lot of grace.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
But because like also like watching that, Yeah, because like
watching it, it's more on the line I can see
like I'm I'm watching it, It's like this is just
like I still say this should have been a Skull
Island movie first and foremost. I am looking at the
formula here and it's like I see what he wants
to do. I see what he could have done. I
see what he wanted to do. But at the same time,
it's like with Gareth, it's like he did Godzilla, he

(26:31):
rebooted the freaking Godzilla franchise, And there's like even even
with Monster, like he did Monsters, He's he's done, like
all of the Monster movies he's done, he's done fantastically.
But like with it, it's just like.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Which is more to the point that if the studio
did a movie, Yeah, he obviously does how to make
a good movie.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, it's more online Beca's probably it's like we need
this to be a family film. That's the only thing
I could see because like, you know what, because I
think like the chill ldren scene and all that stuff
was thrown in last minute. It's like, Okay, then we
see what you do, but you need to add kids.
You need to add like, you know, some sort of

(27:09):
kid to this series.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, and uh and Littlefoot.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
But.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
There's time to go back. So I wish I would
be