Episode 126

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't
like it. You wouldn't like it. Nobody likes it. Nobody
likes it. We don't like it. Here.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So how was your D and D experience last night?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Master? You were there?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Tell me how how it was the most fun I've
had in D and D in a little while.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Since a cosmic carriers you. You finally loosened up.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, we finally got out of the point to where
I quit carrying.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I think you had fun last night, don't I did? No? No, No,
I'm enjoyed this. No we finished.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
No, it's like because for me, like I was like
I was enjoying, like saying I wanted to have fun
in the carnival. And then when we got to the
Faye while you guys could go wild, you could do whatever.
You can kill, you can murder, you can do where
the hell ever.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
We didn't. We didn't kill anybody.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
This is I know.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm surprised. Wow, that's a new achievement for us, just through.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Yeah, we just.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Maimed a rabbit.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
You maimed one of your your villains, and you kidnapped
him and you've all just we're.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Holding him hostage. And we're gonna use him during the heist.
We're planning a heist.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
No witch is like, you know, treasury or whatever, she
keeps all of her good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, you guys have passed over everything, and just like, yeah,
I don't feel like we're just going straight to this
man's hide out and just like, yeah, let's skip everything else.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
And Sam's gone full sadistic murderer on us. I, oh,
my god, force feeding.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Our flash Junior his father.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, then just like speaking cereal literal cereal, like like
it's like he just turned old old cereal quotes into
serial killer quotes.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm a little scared to see where this leads.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I can't wait for the heist because.

Speaker 8 (02:19):
The Dice are gonna either gonna kill it, like it's
gonna be great, or it's gonna film horribly.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Pretty good.

Speaker 9 (02:28):
My dice tower, my nice tow roll is really good
for me. Yeah, three motherfucking ned twenties. Last night, I
was unstoppable.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
You all rolled surprisingly well, and we all did didn't
and you guys even used a little bit of your all.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I was expecting you all to forget all about your
special items.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, I got it from tom shop. I don't know
what anybody else is special items that I just got.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
This, just got the the special rope your self time
rope and all that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Uh heat you you got fire beads?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, which, Sam got water eaters.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's how we'll kill the witch. That's how we'll do it.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
We'll put all the water eaters in her food and
then shall ingest them.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well, you also got to remember there's a like the
moment you throw it in water.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
We're not gonna throw in water. We're gonna put in
something she's gonna eat and then when it hits water
in her body, boom.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Are you telling me this?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Why?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Why are you?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Why are you telling me?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
This is now?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm gonna do everything I can to work against it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
But no, the and Jeff got the match with spoon
netspins counterclockwise.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
But Jeff, Jeff might be able to I told you
he might be able to join us next week.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, I don't know. It's been kind of peaceful without
mine and missus Bean.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yea mm hm hmm.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
But that arguing with me about the about the way
I do things when not once did I ever argue
with him on his DM.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Well, but.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
You tend to argue with everybody. Though Samuel used a
rewart once, no one felt the need to pelt you
with an ice had been there. It's fun to be fair.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'm pretty sure you I forgot about thedize, but not
You guys actually did a lot more role playing than Mike.
And it's like, when you guys are moving along with something,
it's like talk while I'm getting stuff prepared.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You can't just like no, you guys are like we're
all anti social.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
You guys are the most anti social group I've ever
heard that. I've never heard.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
You just keep thosels.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
It's just like this is like the most like it's
like acting is like this is the most saddest group
I've ever dealt with.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Like do you all not talk among yourselves?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Are you all like just.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Like we're here against our will?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
But yeah, like your kittens, I.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Would love some kitchen. Oh oh that's all.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Don't take good pictures.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Don't know, not the same. I'll have to break through
the book.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Study the uh the layout of of her uh.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Her stronghold or her little cottage.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, cause i'm'a her who word of things. I would
assume there's a underneath her cottage. I'll figure that out
when I go there. Could you recond recoind? But for

(06:56):
the heighthest.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
And you have to and help and try not to
make a deal with her.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
Well, I'm not gonna make a deal if we killed
this witch. There are there that map? Is that the
entirety of the wild? No, there's every well said, that's

(07:25):
one third of it.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, so as we kill her, very good one to
the to the next. Quay, y'all, Is there something that
she has if we just killing her to kill her?
I don't remember.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
What?

Speaker 6 (07:36):
What?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
What do you do that look for?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
So?

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Oh if she has anything, will trick her dead body.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I'm not saying you guys didn't do much talking to
anybody except for acting, and he only knows so much information.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Well, we don't want anybody to, you know, talk, We've
a control actor.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
We've got to have, you know, under lock and key.
I'll require to somebody out, you know that. I want
to go see the the hag and then I'll go there.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Stake out you know. Yeah, I getta get a feel
of what's going on there.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, So Heath what is your character's one desire, my
hard's one desire.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
Yeah, beforehand, I wouldn't say probably that I had my
brother back, but I have my brother back.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, and I successfully put the same character.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I don't know, I guess.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I guess maybe just to be tall is i'm'na happene? Okay,
you want to be a tall lean, I don't want
to be a fool lead happening here.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Going awesome. A little surprised you didn't do when you
came up with this character.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You could have done like, you know, twins, like from
Danny DeVito and Arnold.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Well, because his his characters based off Randy Savage and
my characters based off Leaning Papa.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
They're brothers, well you know, not queens that we look
all alike. M So you would basically be like Arnold
Schwarzenegger while he's.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
You're d.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
It was a It was a good night and we
ate afterwards.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was good food.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
What was it.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
What was the last time I actually went to Chinagarden.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
I've been in China Garden for fifteen years. I don't
I don't think I'll go back. No, it was it
was fine, but also we.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Went there extremelyly late. So it was.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I still say Number more kitchen is the best.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, of course Number one's kitchen is the best around here.
But I was like, have you tried the new tanaka.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Or takaya takaya?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Isn't it Japanese? Yeah? Truly good. I just I still.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Can't get over that lady just came into that whole plate.
I mean like it was a full plate of food
that hadn't been touched. Why would you think to take that?
And she just because you won't even notice, Let's get
back up, like my plate's gone.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
You got to play that.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I had to play full of food here had bourbon
chicken and rice and peppered beef.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
She s trying to get us out because we'll eat everything.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
You sink.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Come on, Whiteoa, hurry up?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
And man, what kills me? Because I had had a
cup of soup, A drop soup didn't touch the soup,
and I was done with the soup.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
You talk too much?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Eat eat white though, eat.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Uh that's saying yes, I'm gonna have to.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah because you guys legit challenged me yesterday because it's like, okay,
I'm going off script. I have no choice but to
go way past than what I was preparing for.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
You did well that it was fun. You can't say
it wasn't fun, and it was the whole point of
the game is poor act fun?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I didn't you, poor poor boy that rapit thought he
was gonna show up and rub Us. They're good, not
this group, not these murder hoboes.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm curious to see what Sam
does next week, I said.

Speaker 11 (12:18):
Because it's like Sam's probably come took it the biggest,
widest turned out of everybody here.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Jess is actually starting to speak up a little bit more.
You've calmed down since you finally got the fuck Sam's character.
I guess yeah, you've accomplished your goals m h.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
And whatever evil spell that Throumphus.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Had over.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Over Sam's character is either worn off or corrupted, Yeah,
or corrupted them.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
What did you do to Sam's character before you've died?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
With my last breath, Sam.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I churssh. That's how to go back.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well for you to pick a up, what find you
pick your launch m hm