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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Don't like it, dude like it? Nobody likes.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Here welcoming back listeners to another exciting episode of Fifes
in Hell.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's a new opinion.
Speaker 6 (00:19):
Yeah, So, so.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Have you been thinking about what you would like to
do for your little k first run shot? If you
playing on running on one shot?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I don't know, I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
So what ideas have you been thinking of?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Master hunts doing a one shot within the world have
already created?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Okay, Miami Ramus, Yeah, story.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah, that's just the sky Pirate one.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Or is this the musical one? Or oh no, this
is the fairy tale one.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
My nursery room.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, where Mother Goose is a ruthless stalinist dictator.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Okay, lets opposed the uh House of Coals.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Old King Cole was a jelly ol soil when a
jelly gull soul was he?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
So are in my story Old King gold dies and
his sons?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Are we gonna need to do like woodland creature, uh
creatures or anything like that for this or.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Nome oakin Cold dies. His son's only like two or three,
and so his wife takes over control of the country,
and there's a corrupt, greedy cunt who gets the kingdom
(01:54):
involved in the grim Civil war, spends you know, bankrupt
the kingdom on opulent palaces and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And so.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A woman named Beatrice Goose and an elderly woman, starts
a revolution in Ramos which overthrows.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
The kingdom.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And she uh sets up a like a oppressive Stalinist
socialist regime.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Remember they're there. But I don't know when to do that?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Are you sure it would? I think it would be good,
a good little campaign.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I mean, I cause I've done fifteen years of world building.
There's a lot, so I wouldn't have to like do
a lot of things off the flock. I know where
everything is, I know where you are going.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'm I don't think about it more and more, can I?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, And like any of the creatures and stuff. You
have all my D and D books, so you can
easily turn it into like, you know, creatures and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Hm.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I think it'll be better.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, So that's saying.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And then if always fells and you to pull a
chicken ship, do cosmic, We'll do Cosmic Carriers because Jess
is on her.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Period and Jesus, we don't have to tell that to
the world. We've got more than five listeners many she
is indisposed.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
They come for the wrang of the bullshit, but no the.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So it's like well and like and Jet Jeff Jeff
desperately wants to be there for the like so we
can step continuing which light.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, I am forced to wait for your all's doom.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
On the d M.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
You shouldn't be plotting our doom.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I don't plot you're alls doom. You just throw yourselves
into it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You do.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
But that's sae like I was.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
That's because like I was thinking of just like, well
we could do uh, that's the thing because like for
Scooby for the Scooby Doo one shots, for like the
Candlelight mysteries.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh, what level was your character?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
And uh Cosmal Carriers its what do we start level one?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Do we need three? I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, yeah, because especially if case joining, that means we'll
at least have three people and that's gonna do better
for storytelling than just.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
You and Sam and so we wish I'll do Carrier
so I will work on that story. Ten nights.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
You work on your story. I'll try to figure out
story and we'll figure it out. What gonna do.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
I maybe maybe I'll do movie a stick.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No, you will not, there will be no movie stick.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
So upstairs, like you saw on like Ricky's desk, like
you know, Richard T. Friendly.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I can't look at that without giggling now because in
my head I immediately think of most tavern.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I haven't seen enough of the Simpsons.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's original Simpsons. This is like where like Bart Wocomo,
It's like, hey, I'm looking for like Hugh g S.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, just like stuff like that. But no, like when
I see it's like I'm looking for Dick Friendly. Hey everybody.
I like, I'm looking I need some friendly m I was.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I was not allowed to watch the Simpsons when I
was growing up.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Uh for me, and I don't know, maybe everything I
watched had corrupt me in.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Some way, had an overbeuried religious fathers.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah m hm.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
So speaking of fun stuff, what about the h the
one am Congress session about.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
About really past that horrific build tax like it was
what like tax tax exempts on uh on tanning beds.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, m.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
There's also do you know how Trump is isn't doing
anything that the courts are telling me too?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, the Supreme Court is like flirting if if with
uh holding him in contempt, which legally, if they were
to hold him contempt, they could send US martials to
addrest him, cause the US Marshals that is not under
the Department of UH of Justice.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
That is under the Supreme Court, as you heard a
part member yet.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And uh, there's a I know if this is like
a budget bill, there is a section in that bill
that says, you know, I'm paraphrasing that more or less
courts cannot hold the administration in contempt for anything, period
(07:53):
at all, which like welcome to a dictatorship of Hacketts
past whose little sports that they lose and they lose
their teeth.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's fun time to be in America.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Do you think we're going to have another civil war?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Basically just gonna be everybody else versus magots stoopid.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
If we were, it would be because.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The other side structure, Democrats are gonna start civil war.
Got your chicken should to do anything?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Uh so, and a lighter knew.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Cause I wasn't this was going to the Senate. It
barely passed House two fifteen to two fourteen.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It needs to die in the set if they're gonna
actually play Step Up and feel a must or something
to kill it, because it's the time to fucking do it.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Right the latter news.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
So you know what I would like to see Sam
play Civilization? I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I don't care about it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, like he's like to be able to play like
real time strategy games.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So it's like, oh, because that's the same. That's one
of your all time favorite genre, is this real time strategy.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
You know, like city building civilization? But I love those games,
you know, Caesar and Pharaoh.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
And Gandhi Khandhi.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Which one is Gandhian Civilization?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
So just the one game a game series Caesar, oh
build a Roman City?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Is that the one you've been playing where you've decided
to play as a boss sexual or I.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Didn't decide to play anything that is Crusader Kings Okay,
And yeah, I'm doing a play in my umpteenth playthrough
as a emperor of the Roman Empire, the medieval Roman Empire,
which in the games and everybody you generally refers to
it as the Byzantine Empire.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It was the Roman Empire.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's just the medieval version of it anyways. Yeah, No,
you don't decide what your character is. They just are
like he was, like I was playing because I've been
I'm like one hundred and fifty years into.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
This playfrough, so I've been like five emperors already.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay, and then so which Embert did you just decide
to sleep with everybody?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
So that's all you well, because.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You know, the game just will generate traits, and sometimes
you have a decision of like, you know, you're here
a battle or something. You can decide to fight, or
you can find you run or decide to run away.
So if you run away, you will get the craven trade.
If you decide to fight, you know, you might you
might die in the fight, you might win in the fight,
(11:15):
and but go get brave as a trade. You know whatever,
but you're you're sexual morenotation. It just random generates that.
Now over the majority of people are strict in this
game and in real mind, and it cames won you'll get.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
A character that's up second. This is the first time
I've got a.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Character that's by.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And it's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I'm gonna fuck my way out of any situation at all.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Any any council member that doesn't want to vote my way,
just seducing them, then he will.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Any general, anybody that's fighting to kill me.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So just without the hardcore murder, regularly with a yeah,
because yeah, somebody's somebody's like, because it's like, if your
intrigue is high enough, because.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You have like diplomacy and intrigue and Marshall and.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You know other attributes, If like your intrigue is high enough,
then you can tell when people are plotting against you.
So but when I, like my emperor died and then
before this is like is I had an emperor, and
I had a son who I was grooming as my heir,
(12:33):
and I made him look this duke uh in Bulgaria,
and he had a high Marshall had to tell me
someone like, all right, when I die, because I was
about to be ready to kick the bucket, he's gonna
take every he dies right before me and.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
With with So what happens if you die you don't
have an air.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, if you don't have an air at your dynasty,
then the game is over. Okay, so, and the thing
with the Roman Empire is it is not like.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
France and and and and and England and stuff like.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You have to politic in order to get your preferred air.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's like cut throat.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You have to you have to bribe people, call in
favors other than that in order to get everybody or
most everybody to recognize this person air.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
So this is what you want to do with me
when I run? So you're just imagining this is me. Now,
I'm like, well, it takes a while.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It takes a while to get all that politic and done.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
So I'm like, I'll finish a real quicker when when
I when my air dies, I've got to scramble to
get somebody in my dynasty to be the air. And
the only person I could was like at this my
emperor had like six siblings. My other brothers had died,
(13:55):
and what was just that was this My youngest brother
was still alive. So I'm like scrambled. I'm like, I've
got to get instilling male and my dynasty that I could.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Do you can't do female or you can do female.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But I had married off my sisters to different kingdoms
for alliances. So I like they were all in like
you know, hungry, and this was the only person in
my dynasty who lived within the empire that I could
dominate as my successor, and so I did it. I
don't pay attentions because the game just sends their life.
So when he takes over, and when I, my character
(14:29):
tied him was commutely after I was able to have
an illness. Right after, I was able to get my
youngest brother as Air. He's he's by and he's slept
like his focus was seduction. So I'm like, yeah, I'm
just gonna lean.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Into this, fuck my way out of everything.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
If somebody's plotting against me, I'll just seduce them and
they don't want to anymore.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's so much easier.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
So now we have added another repertoire for hates.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I mean you think if I can't like it's like,
if I can uh murder them, I won't fuck that well.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And like where I'm in, like you know, Greece and
Turkey and stuff like that, if you have adventurers from
you know, Mongolian stuff like that, come with an army
to try to like take over places, and and you
can negotiate with them and bribe them pretty much. I'll
give you this bit of land if you you know, don't,
I can just fuck them.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I could just do something. It's amazing.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Don't like it, dude like it? Nobody likes.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Here welcoming back listeners to another exciting episode of Fifes
in Hell.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's a new opinion.
Speaker 6 (00:19):
Yeah, So, so.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Have you been thinking about what you would like to
do for your little k first run shot? If you
playing on running on one shot?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I don't know, I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
So what ideas have you been thinking of?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Master hunts doing a one shot within the world have
already created?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Okay, Miami Ramus, Yeah, story.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah, that's just the sky Pirate one.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Or is this the musical one? Or oh no, this
is the fairy tale one.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
My nursery room.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, where Mother Goose is a ruthless stalinist dictator.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Okay, lets opposed the uh House of Coals.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Old King Cole was a jelly ol soil when a
jelly gull soul was he?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
So are in my story Old King gold dies and
his sons?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Are we gonna need to do like woodland creature, uh
creatures or anything like that for this or.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Nome oakin Cold dies. His son's only like two or three,
and so his wife takes over control of the country,
and there's a corrupt, greedy cunt who gets the kingdom
(01:54):
involved in the grim Civil war, spends you know, bankrupt
the kingdom on opulent palaces and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And so.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A woman named Beatrice Goose and an elderly woman, starts
a revolution in Ramos which overthrows.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
The kingdom.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And she uh sets up a like a oppressive Stalinist
socialist regime.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Remember they're there. But I don't know when to do that?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Are you sure it would? I think it would be good,
a good little campaign.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I mean, I cause I've done fifteen years of world building.
There's a lot, so I wouldn't have to like do
a lot of things off the flock. I know where
everything is, I know where you are going.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'm I don't think about it more and more, can I?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, And like any of the creatures and stuff. You
have all my D and D books, so you can
easily turn it into like, you know, creatures and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Hm.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I think it'll be better.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, So that's saying.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And then if always fells and you to pull a
chicken ship, do cosmic, We'll do Cosmic Carriers because Jess
is on her.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Period and Jesus, we don't have to tell that to
the world. We've got more than five listeners many she
is indisposed.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
They come for the wrang of the bullshit, but no the.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So it's like well and like and Jet Jeff Jeff
desperately wants to be there for the like so we
can step continuing which light.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, I am forced to wait for your all's doom.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
On the d M.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
You shouldn't be plotting our doom.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I don't plot you're alls doom. You just throw yourselves
into it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You do.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
But that's sae like I was.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
That's because like I was thinking of just like, well
we could do uh, that's the thing because like for
Scooby for the Scooby Doo one shots, for like the
Candlelight mysteries.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh, what level was your character?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
And uh Cosmal Carriers its what do we start level one?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Do we need three? I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, yeah, because especially if case joining, that means we'll
at least have three people and that's gonna do better
for storytelling than just.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
You and Sam and so we wish I'll do Carrier
so I will work on that story. Ten nights.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
You work on your story. I'll try to figure out
story and we'll figure it out. What gonna do.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
I maybe maybe I'll do movie a stick.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No, you will not, there will be no movie stick.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
So upstairs, like you saw on like Ricky's desk, like
you know, Richard T. Friendly.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I can't look at that without giggling now because in
my head I immediately think of most tavern.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I haven't seen enough of the Simpsons.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's original Simpsons. This is like where like Bart Wocomo,
It's like, hey, I'm looking for like Hugh g S.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, just like stuff like that. But no, like when
I see it's like I'm looking for Dick Friendly. Hey everybody.
I like, I'm looking I need some friendly m I was.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I was not allowed to watch the Simpsons when I
was growing up.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Uh for me, and I don't know, maybe everything I
watched had corrupt me in.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Some way, had an overbeuried religious fathers.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah m hm.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
So speaking of fun stuff, what about the h the
one am Congress session about.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
About really past that horrific build tax like it was
what like tax tax exempts on uh on tanning beds.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, m.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
There's also do you know how Trump is isn't doing
anything that the courts are telling me too?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, the Supreme Court is like flirting if if with
uh holding him in contempt, which legally, if they were
to hold him contempt, they could send US martials to
addrest him, cause the US Marshals that is not under
the Department of UH of Justice.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
That is under the Supreme Court, as you heard a
part member yet.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And uh, there's a I know if this is like
a budget bill, there is a section in that bill
that says, you know, I'm paraphrasing that more or less
courts cannot hold the administration in contempt for anything, period
(07:53):
at all, which like welcome to a dictatorship of Hacketts
past whose little sports that they lose and they lose
their teeth.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's fun time to be in America.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Do you think we're going to have another civil war?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Basically just gonna be everybody else versus magots stoopid.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
If we were, it would be because.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The other side structure, Democrats are gonna start civil war.
Got your chicken should to do anything?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Uh so, and a lighter knew.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Cause I wasn't this was going to the Senate. It
barely passed House two fifteen to two fourteen.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It needs to die in the set if they're gonna
actually play Step Up and feel a must or something
to kill it, because it's the time to fucking do it.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Right the latter news.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
So you know what I would like to see Sam
play Civilization? I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I don't care about it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, like he's like to be able to play like
real time strategy games.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So it's like, oh, because that's the same. That's one
of your all time favorite genre, is this real time strategy.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
You know, like city building civilization? But I love those games,
you know, Caesar and Pharaoh.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
And Gandhi Khandhi.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Which one is Gandhian Civilization?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
So just the one game a game series Caesar, oh
build a Roman City?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Is that the one you've been playing where you've decided
to play as a boss sexual or I.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Didn't decide to play anything that is Crusader Kings Okay,
And yeah, I'm doing a play in my umpteenth playthrough
as a emperor of the Roman Empire, the medieval Roman Empire,
which in the games and everybody you generally refers to
it as the Byzantine Empire.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It was the Roman Empire.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's just the medieval version of it anyways. Yeah, No,
you don't decide what your character is. They just are
like he was, like I was playing because I've been
I'm like one hundred and fifty years into.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
This playfrough, so I've been like five emperors already.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay, and then so which Embert did you just decide
to sleep with everybody?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
So that's all you well, because.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You know, the game just will generate traits, and sometimes
you have a decision of like, you know, you're here
a battle or something. You can decide to fight, or
you can find you run or decide to run away.
So if you run away, you will get the craven trade.
If you decide to fight, you know, you might you
might die in the fight, you might win in the fight,
(11:15):
and but go get brave as a trade. You know whatever,
but you're you're sexual morenotation. It just random generates that.
Now over the majority of people are strict in this
game and in real mind, and it cames won you'll get.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
A character that's up second. This is the first time
I've got a.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Character that's by.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And it's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I'm gonna fuck my way out of any situation at all.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Any any council member that doesn't want to vote my way,
just seducing them, then he will.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Any general, anybody that's fighting to kill me.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So just without the hardcore murder, regularly with a yeah,
because yeah, somebody's somebody's like, because it's like, if your
intrigue is high enough, because.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You have like diplomacy and intrigue and Marshall and.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You know other attributes, If like your intrigue is high enough,
then you can tell when people are plotting against you.
So but when I, like my emperor died and then
before this is like is I had an emperor, and
I had a son who I was grooming as my heir,
(12:33):
and I made him look this duke uh in Bulgaria,
and he had a high Marshall had to tell me
someone like, all right, when I die, because I was
about to be ready to kick the bucket, he's gonna
take every he dies right before me and.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
With with So what happens if you die you don't
have an air.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, if you don't have an air at your dynasty,
then the game is over. Okay, so, and the thing
with the Roman Empire is it is not like.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
France and and and and and England and stuff like.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You have to politic in order to get your preferred air.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's like cut throat.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You have to you have to bribe people, call in
favors other than that in order to get everybody or
most everybody to recognize this person air.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
So this is what you want to do with me
when I run? So you're just imagining this is me. Now,
I'm like, well, it takes a while.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It takes a while to get all that politic and done.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
So I'm like, I'll finish a real quicker when when
I when my air dies, I've got to scramble to
get somebody in my dynasty to be the air. And
the only person I could was like at this my
emperor had like six siblings. My other brothers had died,
(13:55):
and what was just that was this My youngest brother
was still alive. So I'm like scrambled. I'm like, I've
got to get instilling male and my dynasty that I could.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Do you can't do female or you can do female.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But I had married off my sisters to different kingdoms
for alliances. So I like they were all in like
you know, hungry, and this was the only person in
my dynasty who lived within the empire that I could
dominate as my successor, and so I did it. I
don't pay attentions because the game just sends their life.
So when he takes over, and when I, my character
(14:29):
tied him was commutely after I was able to have
an illness. Right after, I was able to get my
youngest brother as Air. He's he's by and he's slept
like his focus was seduction. So I'm like, yeah, I'm
just gonna lean.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Into this, fuck my way out of everything.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
If somebody's plotting against me, I'll just seduce them and
they don't want to anymore.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's so much easier.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
So now we have added another repertoire for hates.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I mean you think if I can't like it's like,
if I can uh murder them, I won't fuck that well.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And like where I'm in, like you know, Greece and
Turkey and stuff like that, if you have adventurers from
you know, Mongolian stuff like that, come with an army
to try to like take over places, and and you
can negotiate with them and bribe them pretty much. I'll
give you this bit of land if you you know, don't,
I can just fuck them.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I could just do something. It's amazing.
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