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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, so our intro has been disappeared, so I need
to find it again.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
So why did you do with them?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I didn't I guess when an updated it canceled up,
like check out all my intros trying to dig them
out and behind them again?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Or did that before tomorrow now?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So it's been a while everyone. Anyway, we went and
saw Jurassic the New Jurassic World. Yeah, don't let that
a fool you. Oh, shut up, it's not the moment
when you walked out of the theater hate the hate for it.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You know what, There wasn't that bad. I'm gonna have
given a seven point five out ten and go on
and thinking about See.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's the thing you thought about it, you know, the
moment you sat there and just enjoyed the film.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
There was some bs, I'll give you that, but you
sat there and just like you know what, turned your
mind off? So you know what, this was a fun film.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
No, I turned my mind off on Minecraft. But that's
not a serious movie. This is a serious movie.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
We're diamonds movie. You can't keep your mind turned off.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
The more you think about it, the less you enjoy it.
It's so close to being a good film.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Though, Oh I have fun with that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I like, there's some minor little things.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And let bespatter.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's saying some of the so much. I'll give y'all
the intro spoilers a hat. If you don't want to
hear spoilers, go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But that was the dumbest shit, the intro.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, i'll give you that. That was stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So the intro of Jurassic World goes to like th
like this the park is it's like the guy from like, who,
what's help me out here? What was the g like
the fat guy from the first one dressed Najurie? Yeah, Nederie,
it's like Nadjerie, like the design the whole fucking system.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Well, m see the name of Nandrin as the whole
system went down because that's how what he he was
committee espionage. Yeah, he made the whole system go down.
But then he didn't expect that he talked a little
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storm to come in and wipe the paragude out.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
But so it ends up going.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
To where a Snickers wrapper gets caught because this this
idiot is decided to eat a Snickers and it gets
sucked to a vent and the whole system shuts down
instead of the door. I would have been okay if
it was just the door, you know a point, Yeah, yeah,
(03:25):
I would accept that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
But no, it's like I agree with who the hatflow
on this like that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That's like I was like, oh, come on, Like because
the whole system went down, every creature got was getting loose.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I was like, nuts, not stupid. So it would be like.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
If you a candy wrapper got something at the event
of your car and then your engine blew up. Yeah,
And I really don't know why we even needed that
opening scene they really, other.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Than to like show us that distort us racks.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, which befair we knew. Really could see my job, No,
not really like you know the big like you know,
here's like the you put much so much infamous on
and like emphasis on it. It's like you don't even
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see it throughout the movie.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So like man that changes size.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's I'll agree with you on that cause the guy
who did this.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Movie, Garret had Edwards, is the guy who did Monsters
and he also did The God's Ella two thousand and fourteen. Phenomenal.
The guy's in his element, does great job. But it's
like when he's doing the creatures and the like in
(05:05):
like the scenes like with the dinosaurs, fantastic job. He
know it's what he's doing, but like and like me
and Heath were talking throughout the movie on this, this
felt more like a skull Island.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The movie.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
This would have been great and the Goddola franchise or
to make a different.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Instead of because like the plot of it is, you
get the like pharmaceutical people in the pharmaceut. The pharmaceutical
companies are trying to go to.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Like this this design, this month, like this, like this
old facility.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've got a problem with that, dude, And so they
high are these mercenaries to do it?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Like to go do it because the whole premise of
it is this pharmaceutical company needs blood samples from these
megaspecies from the three largest, not the three largest period,
just the three large the flares laying the largest see
in the largest air well.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
If that doesn't make any sense to me, If you
just need large dinosaur hearts, shoot.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
There's one in New York dying right then and there.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That shouldn't matter on them if they're Amian or yeah
whatever about their whole thing is.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, this was that.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Was a bust.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Their whole thing is they need blood samples because.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
There's something in the dinos that like that linksens their
life that like they're immune to cancer or something like that.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's a Carol heart disease.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Now these animals are super long lived and blah blah
blah blah blah. If that's the case, just get some
blood samples from a fucking lab and goos towards a
goddamn blue well.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
In a fucking elephant or blue footed booby.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I I felt like they were like the studio was
so concerned about let's just get them to the island
that they didn't give a shit about how they got there.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I don't care if it made sense.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I would have been fine if it was like, you know,
it was like engine or something like that, like trying
to you know, like do back alley like dino mutants
and all that stuff. So hey, our lab is like
we're sending people to our lab, which we can't do
it anymore, and try to get something like, you know,
we need these three dinos so we can create a
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super monster.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Honestly, though, any legitimate reasons to get thinking that, like
there is no reason it.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I really think that this shit has just been a reboot.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I think they try to because it's like how many
years into the future, Like what.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Like how many years in the future.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Now, it's just like that movie set like this year.
M cause that.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
The facility that's in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And seventeen years later.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So that just brings up a whole host of questions
cause that's in two.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Thousand and eight, when that facility has its accident with
the d Rex and all the good stuff Jurassic World
happens two thousand and ten. Why does it facility still
have living ninas ors on it? Why would Engine destroy
it all, specifically the d Rex that's not that movie.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Did not need to be.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
This whole worldless sound because we gotta get these blood
samples and blah blah.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Just you made a fucking movie, have that be the goodest.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Same thing with the facility.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
It's a single facility that Engine had where they made
all these mutants and all that ship for whatever nefarious reasons.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
That's saying, because like there's a point what's in Dominion.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Where they were talking about we gotta make scarier creatures
and all that stuff. Yeah, that was the reason they
made Dominis Rex and then engine was trying to do
like you know, hybrids for for the sake of war
and all.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
That stuff with the Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah with Bone Kingdom and then uh.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
So what what what there should have been?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
It should have been a King Kong Hill. It should
have been skuled well sort of in that.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
The group that's on the island, they're they're they're making
like mercenaries and then though they're on the run from
like the USNavy or something they did the pirates. I
don't know, there's a reason that they're there. They don't
know that this facility exists on the island, and specifically
they don't cause it's and you could have the whole
thing where they happen, like also the equatorial islands are quarantine.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And also what didn't help them because we had that discussion.
I think we had this discussion before of just like
where they have like you got the guy who wrote this,
p like wrote the screenplay for this was the guy
who rode Drastic Park in Jurassic World, I mean Jurassic
uh Lost World. He's just like and they're just like
(10:57):
you gotta stick with the lord of what's already happened.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Ye, And it's like that they can achieve that at
this everything's happened all the equatorial.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Islands because those all the dinosaurs are those are all quarantine.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Nobody goes there.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
So that's why this group of pirate mercenaries whatever they are,
you know, they're on the run from the coast Guard
or authorities whoever. And so they go, well, no, they're
gonna follow us into the quarantine zone. We'll just hop
on one of these islands and wait it out and then
we'll go, you know, with our loot or whatever we.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Got from some heights. What does it matter.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
And then they, you know, have somebody go we'll want
the dinosaurs dangerous.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
To us, and we're like, oh, it's just dinosaurs. We
know how to deal with dinosaurs.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
And then they get to this island and it's not
just fucking dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's like mutant dinosaurs, and they're just like, oh.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Then you have all that shit where they're running through
everything and they're trying to survive, and.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, facts make it like a dinah crisis kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Fuck that family. That family did not need to be
in that movie whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You gotta admit there was like as real worthless. I
was saying, I even have a problem with the family,
like but also like my my one of my biggest
things for it was the little dinosaur.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I yeah, that's why it's in there.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, Dolorous and stuff like. I like Dolorus. But my
thing was.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I agree, but like my thing with Dolores was it
should have been like that should have been a baby.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
That should have been a little dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That should have been like, you know, Dolores is like,
you know, just this little tiny baby creature just trying
to like, you know, it smells food, it's there. And
then like I was expecting because like the actual stereotype
of just like well we have this, we have this
baby dinosaur who's hanging around with the kids, and at
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the big moment, like when the big like you know,
the big bad guy dinosaur shows up, then.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
The mama should yeah, big dinosaur fight there.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
We didn't get a dinosaur fight in this family.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
No, we didn't get any dinosaur fight.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
We've had a dinosaur fight in almost every Jurassic Park movie.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
It's like it it was close. There could have been good.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
The elements were there.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
But at the same time, I don't think like like Garret,
Gareth was given like a lot of the freedom that
he wanted to do because you could tell, especially with
the ruins and a bunch of the other stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
The ruins I enjoyed. But also at.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Same time, I know, and that's where it's like, that's
where I'm just like Gareth, let's say, it's just like
why are they're ruins? And then after seeing like you
know who it was who directed this, fel was like, God,
damn it, Gareth, Now I want to know more about
this island because like usually see the ruins during the
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yeah quarts a quattle like attack, and I'm just like,
this isn't making sense.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
No a, but like and then it's like why are
the ruins? This doesn't really make sense?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And then there's just like this seriously should have been
like a Skull Island film, and I think it would
have been perfect.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Well it's yeah, that's that's the thing, but like it
just yeah, the ruins, Like no, it just made no
sense because it's.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Like one the island is like in the fucking Atlantic.
It doesn't make any sense for.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Mayan Ruins to be on this Island unless this island
has been around, like you know, for like.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It was part of an ancient kingdom or something like that.
And this is like I start had fun with it.
Though I thought it was a fun movie.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I'll probably never watch it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Again, as so says he Hey, it has been wiped
from his cannon.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
And as we all know on this show, if it's
not Heath canon, it's.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Like exactly it's.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
But I think if it like was its own, if
it did like its own little thing, like if it
was not a Jurassic World movie, I think it would
have been a little bit more enjoyable.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, if it was, if it were just like monsters
on it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, And then I wish they were leaned more into
the moving part of the because that was the whole
point of Island was they were making Newton dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, and that's the things like you know enough with
the t X, but we get it. The t X
is like the dinosaur the fucking franchise.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
We'll shoot the gigantic source. They killed that thing and
in what New New World, New kingdom.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Mhmm, the gigantosaurus, you know, the giant giga.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
The gigasaurus. Okay, you don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You completely blocked when the Gigas showed up in the
in the last one where you had grants.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That movie that does not exist to me. I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Okay, there we go. You like you completely wiped it
from your mind.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I guess it's like it's so bad that's hard for
me to go back.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Are you taking a lunch?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, having me to go back, so with anybody, We
will see you all later.