Episode 138

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I don't like it. I don't like it. You wouldn't
like it. Nobody likes it. Nobody likes it. So I
have a movie I do when I came up with
this about a few minutes ago. A few minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're gonna call it saving harambe the.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Time machine to go back and save Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
So the plot goes around you got these this like
so like so for instance, like definitely like we know
we're in the bad timeline like something stupid, just like legit,
like with the Arizona te problem. It's like it's driven
like this one guy to get like we're officially in

(00:47):
the bad timeline.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't want this. We gotta go back.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And the pinpoints like the the direct time that it
caught that this timeline was our anchor being yeah yeah,
And that's where like it's either like if he lived,
there would have been no split, that was a good timeline, paradise,
Yeah would have been paradise. Trump would a god who

(01:11):
liked it or anything. So and this legit happens to
where like the guy tries to pread a time machine
and Trump tries to stop him because he Trump no
has figured out if if Rumbe doesn't die, I don't

(01:32):
become presidents.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So so we go back in time and Trump was
he's the shooter on the Grassy Novo.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
For think of it, similar to uh crap, what was
the what was the Kim Jong Ung movie that seth
Rogen did? Interview? Yeah, it's interview. But we're saving Harumbe

(02:00):
and just for kitching goes, we gotta use the hot
tab time machine. Though we stealed the hot tab time
machine from South Rogan and all them.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I came up with a pretty good movie. Yet, yeah,
I feel but I don't know. If I've told you
about it, you would be fantastic. Okay, And it's it's
a pretty much arm again. When the asteroid hits, it's
gonna give everybody a diet bees. There's only one man
that can.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Stop it, Absole a team with people to plan an
insulin bomb. Okay, who oh, I don't have a hot
that far. But it's wolf Is, Bruce Willis characters and

(02:54):
we've got a driven plan an insulin to take out
a diabetes asteroid. Okay, let's explore that for right now.
Is indeed Brimley is indeed dead? Who so.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Actually, you know what bring besides Wolf Brimley. It just
needs to be old people.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, I mean, we just get the cash cocoon great,
Donna g.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I went ed, okay, crap, who is the Yeah Eisner
did the voice of Mermaid man right, the voice of
I know Carl, I knew that, But who is the
voice of Yes, Ernest.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
So we have Wilver Brimley, Ersborg nine and Donna Meechs.
That's your at your dream that's your dream team. He's
gonna in. Burl Asles does the soundtrack. There we perfect.
He's just there. Bur Os is just singing the whole time.

(04:17):
It's like, you wouldn't just see this movie? So what happened?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's like this this movie is so stupid, it has
no pri like it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
You don't I have to see this? Yeah hhmm, so
how goes your evil playthrough? Have we started acting? What?

(04:52):
Just not have the fun being evil? He got stuck
and he wasn't able to get out of it. No,
I've gotten to the Druids so, which which is not
very far at all. And I wanted to explore what

(05:13):
happens if you don't save shadow Hart on anlloid. Yeah,
still lives. Oh, okay, whe's I guess I could just
look it up, but I just wanted to do it
cause I'm like, what kind is it? I'm like, oh
my god, maybe an hour into the game, so it's
not a big video restart up. I mean, I was

(05:40):
hoping to Jeff and I said, you used to said
they fixed it. They they passed it where it doesn't
matter if you try to help her in your game
you fail where you freeze to help her, or you
just ignore her a shadow heart lips. So it used

(06:01):
to be that if you've just completely ignored her, and
then you would just found her dead body and you'd
take the device from it, from it. She wasn't at
all what was it a device? Anyway, You're not You're
not far enough what it is? I really don't care.
What is it? Okay, it's it's a giant D twenty,

(06:24):
isn't it. No? I mean it's just kind of shift
like a D twenty. But yeah, spiked, No, as long
as the Gift Yankee because inside of the device is
like a pocket dimension where uh you can see the

(06:46):
Gift Yankee like their progenitor is Gift. Yeah, she had
a son. His name is Prince so and so, Prince
so and so, but he's called the son of the comments,
the whole, the whole thing where you all are you know,
you've got the tadpoles, but you're not turning into alithic

(07:07):
like mind flares is him. He was born with that ability.
He suppresses like he has the natural ability to suppress
elifid powers and thoughts and everything. And he's in the ball.
He's imprisoned in it because the ruler of the Gift Yankee,

(07:29):
which is a the liched queen name of Lacketh. She
she is evil, evil, She has everybody working for her
and she rules the Gift Yankee. And if you, you know,
serve her, you will ascend, which is just her way
of anybody that gets powerful enough ascends by being devoured
our of life force is devoured by a Lacketh. And

(07:54):
so she's kept him imprisoned in there to want to
use his powers and then uh, you know, keep him
from claiming his rightful place. Is the ruler of the
Gift Yankee because with the the lore of it and
everything is like you know, hundreds years ago, thousands of
eight thousands of years ago, the e lifted empire ruled

(08:17):
everything and then then the Gift had Prince so and so,
and that's how this eleven empire was defeated is because
he had the innate abilities to suppress uh eleithed powers

(08:37):
and so shadow Ward.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Stole from the Gift Yankee and you trying to free
him or.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
No, it's just that uh Shah wants it, the goddess
that she wants it. Uh. But then within it is
also your protector is a mind flair. Yeah, what's I
think I've told you that. Yeah, And he's called the
Emperor and then you find out he's Balduran, he's the

(09:11):
founder of Balder's Gate, and he's a fucking dick and
lies about everything everything. And then at the end, at
the end, Okay, you go, it's Prince Orpheus, that's his name.
When you go, because you have to, you have to
go down into the hills and fight Raphael to if
you if this is, if you want to free Prince Orphus,

(09:31):
you can play the game and not pre free Prince Orpheus.
If you want to free him, his bonds can only
be broken by a thing called the Orphic Camra, which
Raphael made and is in Raphael's the House of Hope,
so that if you go down there and still that's
when you're to fight Raphael and and to get out.
And so when you come back, the Emperor, you know,

(09:58):
is like, whatever you're gonna try, I don't know. Said
if you release Orpheus, he's gonna see you as an
alliphant and he's just gonna kill you. He lies about
every breathing and so you you go to free Orpheus,
you just have to use the the device and enter
the pocket dimension and you have to fight your way

(10:24):
to him, and uh them purchase fucks off and goes, well,
you all are so hot to free Prince Orpheus. He's
just gonna kill you all when you wake him up. Anyways,
I'm just gonna get health. The Elder brand fuck you
all like you like the dick. Of course, when you

(10:46):
free Prince Orpheus, he does not kill you. He is
not happy with you whatsoever, because earlier on in the
game he has like this elite bodyguard that have been
you know, trying to find him for eons. If they
find him, okay, and they tried to break his uh
his his his chains and there they almost free him,

(11:08):
but you have to go into the pocket dimension and
listen to the imprint. The particularly can't free him. He's
his abilities, is why you're not in the liftar right now,
and so you help defeat his bodyguards to keep him
in prison, and when he wakes up, he's like, I
know I was in prison. And because he's like either

(11:28):
you think he's not awake, I'm aware of everything.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Is there a way you'd be able to actually just
let him escape early on in the game.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't. I would
think not, but it might be one of the instances
where you have an illusion of choice. But this way,
regardless of what you do. But no Prince works helps

(11:58):
you for the rest of the y. To to feed
the anothernother brain, you have to fight the Emperor. He's
not very hard though, cause when you get on top,
you are on top of the fucking nether brain. And
that's hard as fuck because you have to fight the
emperor a dragon, a red dragon, and then like four

(12:20):
uh specters that the yeah the Emperor created, and then
like four mind flares and you have to get you
have to get to a certain spot uh in order
to disable another brains. You have to do with it
like four turns or something like that, or not always
gonna show up and starting getting do an artillery on

(12:42):
your spot. But well, one of your party has to
turn to an lithic because you you you you have
the you get the three nether stones. And do you
think you can control another brain. You're not powerful enough
to control another brand of another stones. You have to
some somebody has to turn to her mind flair. You

(13:03):
give just give you the choice to become a mind flayer.
Here's you, it's it's you. Any of your party can
become a mind flare. Shot a Hart becomes a mind flair. No,
I'm I I I turnt Carlac, cause Karlake doesn't gonna
get a good ending. Otherwise she either dies unless either
but blows up or she has to go to the

(13:24):
hills or she's gonna blow up, so she doesn't get
a good ending. But when she becomes a mind flare,
her infrontal engine. Oh so she gets to just lip.
What's that? Oh that was the time to go back?
You're taking a lunch? Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot.
It's twenty twenty twenty one is when we go back,

(13:45):
Oh okay, well no because and he yeah, you go
up to him and it's like you've got a uneasy
trutise for them. It's like, in order to show another brain,
what do you have to try to do it? In
the lift of He's like, just tell me who you
which one? And then I'll how does Carlac feel about it? Uh?

(14:10):
I hadn't had a convincer, Jeff. Jeff told me. He's like,
he's like, you might have to do some like saving
firs to like convince her, Like I know a convinc her.
I just picked her and I would think, okay with it.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, cause like I did, she say like, well good,
this is good because I I I'm not gonna have
to die, you know, because my well.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's one thing cause uh yeah. The dialogue choices in
one of them is you know, carl like you you
get to live, and he's like, you know, yeah, I
do get to live. But she's like, well, I don't
know about being a mind player, but we'll just see.
Well then after everything's over and it's six months later
and you have your little reunion thing, you talk, you
talk to everybody, you talk about Carla and Carlake he
is genuinely happy that she is a mind player and

(14:57):
mind flayers have to eat brains, and so so she
goes to UH Houses of Healing and she needs the
brain some terminally ill patience with their permission, and she's
like she could absorb all my memories and stuff, and
so it's like she's really happy, and I'm like, oh,
I'm okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know it's like your one and go like see,
it's like, no matter what, she has to become.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
The box player, I don't care what happened. Just let
her pick up with the box flayer, but get them now.
There's one thing that I do wanna do, and this
evil playthrough is when you you have the nether Stones,

(15:44):
you can decide if you want to portray everybody and
become the absolutely because of the Absolute is another brain.
And I'm just like, oh I didn't because I be
my good guy play through bad guy play through absolutely
wanna portray everybody and becoming another brain. But like, after

(16:09):
your verything said done and everybody's cured of their their
parasites and everything, my character wouldn't her and Shadowheart, you know,
live together. And then Carlac is doing her thing a
Boulders gay and then Halson goes back to the woods
and Sjahira and meets could they go do whatever they're

(16:31):
doing with the Harpers and then vampire dude, Ahasterian. I
can't remember what it is he's doing. I'm gonna make
him the Vampire Lord, and I send the vampire. Yeah,
this play through because when you kill his his maker.

(16:54):
If Asterians in your party is Asterian, you can use
the you know, the ceremony to becoming to city vampire,
to be a day walker, become more powerful. Yeah. I
think Deale becomes like a teacher a magic academy. And

(17:16):
then Lazill she joins Prince Orpheus is rebellion against the
Black Eth, you know, Like my god, I want a
DLC game of vat of Lazell and Orpheus having to
you know, kill black.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Would like to see a Raven cl Uh Raven Loft
uh campaign for UH D and D game. Raven Loft
is like one of the most popular D and D
game like D and D Rooms.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Which is like.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Dark, spooky, It's like vampire like you're the main goals.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
It's it's freaking.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
It's Kinnsylvania for D and d okay, that's the best
way to explain it, because it's like you, uh, you
got a vampire lord trying to like.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Who'se beloved got killed?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And he's take you know, killing everybody's and it's I
can't love no one.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Go. Have you seen the Castlevania anime. I've seen a
little bit of it. Dracula is definitely one of the
best husbands of all time. Oh, daddy, dract. That is
that dract. I don't care what everybody else says.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
The uh but no, that's saying I I'm probably like
thirteen hours into Monster Hunter stories right now. That's all
I did yesterday during my laundry, thn nine baskets of laundry.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's not an Audrey. Well, that's the same. Like I've
just I haven't had the time to really do it.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I usually take a day of it so I can
just do it all at one time, like saying, there's
one last like basket, I need to fold and then
put everything away, and then I do socks. I legit,
have a whole basket full of socks and I need
to sort and put together and everything else. My mortial

(19:24):
enemy master.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Hunts as a basket of sauce. You know what, that's
gonna be your all's a challenge. I'll do that, Yeah,
I know you haven't. There be your eulogy, and then
I'll reach mynt even Loder basket of socks and just don't.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Everybody's question is that he hated socks. You hate folding socks.
So I'm gonna make sure he suffers. And hell like
you're busy in the afterlife and all the sucks.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
But that same I've been. I've probably named way too
many of these freaking monsters.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I've I've had way too much fun with them.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'm saying so far.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Like the ones that's probably been in my thing the
longest is Roach in Turkey. He is like Roach is legit,
just a raptor that you ride like he was the
first one they give you.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
And like the reason I named.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Him Roach is from like the Witcher, because Roach is
the name of Garrett Gerald's horse. And the reason he
calls it roach is because he doesn't he doesn't like
his All of his horses die anyway, so he just
calls it roach because there's so many of so many
of them and they die.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
And Turkey is cause he looks like a giant turkey.
He's a fire breathing turkey.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
And he has probably been my most helpful one of all.
I'd just say it's just like, oh, no, like that,
this one isn't doing well. Oh he's subsued a fire, Okay,
bring out the turkey.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Other than that, I haven't really been playing anything else.
I usually stick to one thing. You haven't been playing
anything on the bowling Gate.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's say, I haven't even really watched anything new as
of lay there. There hasn't really been much of anything.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
That seems really good to meet him for to watch.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I like, I've been rewatching, like I've been rewatching Adventure Brothers.
I re I finished rewatching h Harvey bird Man Attorney
at Law, still amazing. And it's like I I'm tempted
to rewatch squid Billies.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
This is a ridiculous show. It is.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It is extremely extremely stupid and like and the final
season for squid Billies, they replaced the guy who does
the voice of Early because I guess like some stuff
came up and they had to replace the fire of
the guy you know who they got to replace or
the kyler m Tracy Morgan. They got Tracy Morgan to

(22:28):
play like a hill Billy squid for its last season. M.
Why they got Chercy Morgan because I think they did
if I recall right, they did it as a joke
and then they just kept it with it cause it's
just like, you know what, let's let's do it. Like
the other guy's not coming back anytime soon. Same thing

(22:51):
with the Like, the same thing with the Smiling Friends.
That's like one of those shows. It's ext extremely stupid,
but it's like I've been enjoying it has been anything
good with story as of weight, like animation wise, that
isn't an anime. M we need another ThunderCats.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Mmm, I don't know. I want I have a legit.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well, Squatcats is apparently going to try it, like it
was close to reviving it came back in a comic.
I would like to see a revision in animation. The
Squat Cats was amazing because that's the same. How many
cartoons that you can think, I've never got a proper
ending all of them? Yeah, Well, what's the ones that

(23:45):
really got you that didn't get the proper ending?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Because we didn't get it. We didn't get an ending
to Pirates of Dark Water. Yeah, that probably more than anything. Really,
you know what we you what?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I think that maybe are my next campaign. We'll do
Pirates of dark Water.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Get it inded at all? Samurai Jack finally got an
inded so well.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
The funny thing is, not only did it get an ending,
but I got a reccon too, because like you know,
how many times Samurai Jack has got a reccon three
different times. So after season four of Samurai Jack happened,
they continued it in the comics.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I know, I bought every single.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Fucking comic and once again it ended on a freaking
cliffhanger because they play because it got canceled. I was
doing well and it got canceled, and so then they
they ended up after revamp its. I canceled the comics
and ended up betting.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
The TV show.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
But then after the TV show ended, nobody was happy
with you know, Jack not getting the happy ending he
deserved with Ashi, and so they made the video game.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
And that's the video game is the official Cannon ending.
I don't even if they never got Mandy, it's not comic,
but it got continued in a comic. Is did you
watch an Angel? No? You go to watch Buffy Bean Presslayer.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
No, okay, I've watched a little bit of it, but
I know exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like Heather is a huge Buffy and Angel fan. Yeah,
I did never watch. My sister did, and then Christina
loved Buffy, so we watched it. I'm like, yeah, this
is actually is a pretty good Yeah, it's a good show.
And then we watched Angel, which actually thought was better
than Buffy. It's a it's a you know, spin off.

(25:40):
But Angel got canceled, like at the end of the
season four ended the cliffhanger of cliffhangers Man, because it's
like they spend the whole whole season, you know, fighting
the Circle of the Black Storm.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, well, shoot showed a constantine Did you ever watch that?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I never watched the Oh it was so good, but uh,
it's like the last episode is this huge confrontation all
the members of Angel Investigations, they all fight a member
of the Stuggle of the Black Con and they kill
them all. But they all meet in this alleyway behind
Angels a hotel he owns, and because they've killed all

(26:24):
these high ranking people in this organization, the leaders of
the organization will Frame and Heart are like the gloves
are off. Fuck you all. And so it ends it
cuts to black with like you see this army of
like creatures is coming towards them and a dragon in
the sky and Angel just goes dips on the dragon

(26:46):
and then it just cuts off. And then you're like, okay, next,
put the next tape in the next tape and it
was canceled. Yeah, And it was like looking up when
I was canceled, such bullshit, I think we've got like
a minute. Yeah, because it was the highest rated show
by a wide marginal on w B. And so the

(27:11):
uh Joss Whedon, the the showrunner. No, no, no, no, it was him,
wasn't him? He he said he was like they were
like in the middle of uh uh negotiation. Wh No,
they weren't even the middle of it. Like cause at
the at the end of towards the end of every
season with it, just about every show is when you

(27:32):
start negotiating are we gonna get renewed? Are we not?
You know, I people need to know, and you know,
you go back and forth negotiating everything and go, okay,
you get renewed and YadA YadA. Well at the end
of uh or the yeah, the beginning of midway through
the third season. You know they're super in the fourth season. Yeah,

(27:56):
he wanted an early renewal. He was like, with the
highest rated show, I want can we just can we
just go ahead just have an early renewals? I can
go ahead and start, you know, planning for stuff and
you know, getting everybody all their actress contracts are new
and all the cruise. Can we just get an early renewal? Well,
the new head of w B said, no, you don't

(28:17):
tell me that you need an early renewal. I will
tell you. We're gonna rene you. You know what, We're
gonna cancel you. This is the new head of like
the WB network, not like just the TV side of it. Yeah,
and they because he was he was the new he
was the name of the new you know CEO. And

(28:40):
so Josswede's like, can I have an early renewal? And
just in a like a just a just a be mister,
I'm I'm the one in charge. In fact, you're canceled.
So they canceled the highest right to show on their network. Well, shoot,
that's what's going on right now. Well then years later
that guy ended up getting fired because you tell what

(29:02):
his job. Yeah, and they tried they tried to get
actually tried. The guy that you filed just wheedon is like, hey,
if you want to. You know, we wanted to do
the last season of Angel, and Joss Whedon was like, no,
we're not gonna do it last season of Angel. Fuck you.

(29:25):
But they continued in the comics, and the comics are great.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Hast Yeah, because they did that with like, because they've
done that with multiple because they did that with the
Star Trek, and they've.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Done that with g I Joe.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
We've done it with a lot of canceled TV shows
that have gotten new life in comics.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I wish they would have finished it with a speaking
of that.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well, they're Sam, Hello, Sam, you just you just missed.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, I know you're going five figure. Well none of
you can get anywhere on time, so it's like basical
still be back there. Actually really yeah, so now we
were actually that's important. No, oh so you were past
or done, you were less or you don't even eight

(30:13):
minutes late exactly, No, cause we were uh we were
talking about Buffy and Angel. Yeah, so well uh let
me uh let me in here to give us all
strip card. Yeah, I guess to

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