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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is like because you would like it. Nobody likes it.
Nobody likes it. I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I can't understand things, like my dad and my brother said, yeah,
he's like and nobody outside of that area of Scotland.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Can understand you at all.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And so they were I think they were.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
They wouldn't somebody to, you know, just kind of talk
like jibbishy.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
He's like, oh no, no, no, I can actually do I
can actually do that, you know, that's where I'm from.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Them.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Then they're like, oh great, So he does the voice
of young mcguffin and old MacGuffin because he can do the.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's like it's it's such a fantastic movie. It's like
like originally it was supposed to be like, you know,
actually about the Celtic magic and stuff like that, but
it turned to something different like Mereda. I like Mereda,
like she she's a fun princess at all. But yeah,
it's the dads, like are the ones that like that?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Like that whole story was the best.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Part Billy Connolly as as as king Ferguson then one
of the other ones just crack Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I mean, come on, like just how they play off
each other, like they just start calling out each other's
like it's like showing a little decorum when pensive President Ever
did sequel? I think it interperior. I don't know how
you would really make a sequel to that, to be honest,
(01:30):
like the myth unless you would go have it with
Queen Marideth that or like you're going like straight into
the actual magic of It's that, like because that's the
sing The thing with Mardo the Bear wasn't It was okay?
Like I love that story though, like I love like
the like you know, it's basically a retelling of the
(01:52):
story and all that, but like I wanted to see
more of the actual magic itself. The Witch was funny.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's like That's what I was watching while
I was just sitting there waiting to get through the wreck.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah it popped on, It popped on TikTok, And I
didn't want to watch the whole movie. I just wanted
to watch the dad scenes, just like when they first
come into uh um yeah they first show up and
just the fight scenes and all that. It's it's hilarious.
(02:46):
If I only had Leelon stitched to Disney plus, I
think I.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
May watch it hasn't been on there.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh the new one, Yeah, the new one.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's not bad when you get took the kids goods here.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah. A part of me was to see, like cause
I watched the nostalgia her review for the new snow White.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, no, I'm not watching that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Like, the only thing I would probably watch is The
Queens and How the Dwarfs so long as those one
of the worst actresses on the planet her kind, I'll
no sh so terrible.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
And you had an actress in snow White who.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Dud more about her publicly about her Disdane for snow
White and why are.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
You playing this?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's a paycheck, you know. I know it's gonna sound
racist for whatever snow White needs to be white?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, Like and it it goes along with like the
little of the Rings thing and everything of like I'm
sorry the characters like with like Princess and the Frog
does it doesn't matter that made it work. But when
you your your story is called snow White and you
don't change anything, like you're not trying to make that
(04:12):
work with something else story wise, of why she's called snow.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
White, apparently the reason they called her snow whites because
her skin store white. No no, in the movie was
because she was born during a snowstorm or something.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
And it's like and also if I'm sorry the girl
play snow white, it's kindly, I'm just sorry, Like she's
nothing more fair than Gala Gada because Galagato is a
terrible actress, but she's beautiful. So but like, yeah, no,
I'm sorry, you set you set it didn't like it's in.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Like medieval Europe. She's why he's not Spanic. I'm sorry,
it's just how it dance.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
We're not it's not set in Spain or like medieval
you know, North Africa.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know what, I would love to see them do.
What if they did a Fables version?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh, I would fucking love if they did. I wouldn't
want to move in when TV shit series.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Of Peoples.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Cause I got you hooked on them.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That is probably one of the best graphic novels I
have ever read in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Cause I was saying, cause I gave you the I'll
let you my orange, just squirrel over where keep me?
Because that's saying the first like the first issue, like
the first volume, like uh, Legends in exile. Yeah, definitely.
(05:50):
Like you know how many times I have bought the
first volume of Fables?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Why do you keep buying them?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Cause I get I make the mistake of but you
either find it for cheap and I'll give it to
somebody because it's so good. I've given a copy to Chess,
I've given a copy to Rachel. I've given a cop
I'd say, like, I'm as ever, I don't have a
copy that and Animal Fault, Like the volume to an
(06:20):
animal form was fantastic. That's saying it was getting good.
It got good and up until like uh big Bee's death. Mmm,
I want to say, that's like when it kind of
started kind of going down here, like especially after the
the Adversary is like after the Adversary, I think it
(06:42):
should like I agree with you that it should have
ended there, but like the uh, mister Dark, I think
it was good.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I did like that it was good and that you know,
the north Wind and mister Dark had their big bite
and they're trapped in on every forever.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, then w what was next? It was the uh
really what was after mister Dark with an Arabian rights?
Maybe it was like a huge invasion or something like
(07:19):
that or some kind of thing.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
It's like after the Adversary, I was like, no, this, this, this,
you hid him. I could see why they kept going
on because it was streaming popular and really good. And
then they did the Mister Dark thing and that was all.
And then I was like, I don't care. I don't
care what comes.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
After this at all.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm just I'm I don't need any more.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Cause it's like with with the Adversary, they ended it
as as I perfectly as well as you could end
a thing, and then they kept it going and then
the Mister Dark thing and then it was like they
ended it really.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Really good, not quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I remember, I remember what it was what the the
final the final arc was. It was when uh Red
was going to war to try to take over the
kingdom or whatever from from snow. Yeah, it's like I
don't care. And then and then like it come to
(08:23):
find out it into because they they they remember they
figured out our curse is broken, so they don't have
to fight anymore or something. I I can't remember, because
I remember Big B being dead because he got shattered,
which was a very like that was a good fight,
(08:43):
too bad for beasts, though I.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Think the most well.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The most I don't know. My thought just left me
because there was because then you got the game. The
game was fantastic. Wolf Walks among Us. It's a fantastic
like Telltale game.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
To play it, I'm I I.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Like the storyline concerning Bigbie's children.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh yeah, where each one has uh stuck in Oh
my god. The eldest daughter, Yeah, babe, what wasn't babes
in Toyland?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh it was the Victoria.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, babes and Toyland that was so brutal. I remember that.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, and then see what is it is? It is
youngest daughter that that takes on her grandfather's powers.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, the eldest daughter. That was the youngest daughter, eldest
it was the oldest boy who who went to Toyland
with the uh with the second eldest.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Daughter, and then the poor ghost, oh ghost.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Then uh because the uh, the chubby one like uh
alphons became uh like became a writer and married uh
uh the lady of the lake. Yeah, winter became the
new the new north wind. Uh Zephyr goes around the
(10:28):
oldest The oldest one dies, sacrificing himself to feed his
all sacrifices himself to say the uh the uh the
do like the h his sister yea, his sister ends
up becoming Queen of Toryland and all that happens.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I think there was what six or seven of 'em?
I don't know it litter. Yeah, I think she had
seven of 'em. I'm legit. Can I remember having to
the other two, But I think they're still alive. Are
(11:09):
you looking it up? No, okay, I'll look it up
here now while we're done.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
But no, I think it doesn't It doesn't it end
with like we'll concern his children that eventually goes to
the only one left live. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Ever, far into the future, he sees all of us
and siblings dying.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
He's if I recall right, It's like he's like like
duke of something, depending on which one it is. Like,
I think I think they all meet again eventually, but
because like it comes to a point to where all
the kids meet up, all the grand kids and descendants
have one big old party for like somebody's birthday or something.
(11:55):
They've been Snow's birthday.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
The first who liked Wolf the Wood protect her of
the weal realms beyond the drift.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's his Uh, that's where it was.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How many kids were there? There was seven? Right, Oh,
let's see.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Relatives, the tri completes family trees. That's like, no, my lords,
this is overly complicated.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Just yeah, look at snow and look at yeah pictures, got.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, let's see her. Let's see Ambrose, Blossom, Connor Darien,
ghost in the winter, uh, trees in winter? Yeah, h
or many of that way, yeah, every many of those
(12:59):
were Yeah. Ambrose was that one.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, yeah, named after Prince Ambrose. I think, Yeah, Prince
Ambrose died, didn't he.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Did he?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I know he became king. Yeah, but he became one
of the most powerful characters in the I think he died. No,
it was Boy Blue who died. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he
died because he was poisoned by mister Black and then
(13:35):
like they weren't able to save him because mister Black's
plague completely consumed him. Because then you have Fairist, then
you had like out of you read Ferrist, Ferris is fantastic.
It had like each each volume, well each chapter is
one of the different girls from from the stories. It's fantastic.
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Then you have had Cinderella got her Own series, which
is kind of a spy esque like, kind of a
James Bond esque series. It's really good. Then you had
Jack Jack got his Own series, which was the best
character at least my favorite character. That wasn't Big Meg.
(14:23):
It wasn't Big Me.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's Pinocchio.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Pinocchio had a pretty tried it became president.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And then he's stuck at being a kid forever.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And every time he gets good, and every time he
gets close close, it gets close. They're like, I can't
do it with a kid.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
He's like, I'm four hundred and thirty eight years old.
And then of course he's the reason that all this happens.
He's the reason that Japano eventually makes the adversary, it
takes over all this stuff because you know, Pinocchio had
this wonderless that he just could not say, she ate
and just left. It's a whole Pinocchio's fault.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're not wrong. Eventually does go back, but that was
after the UH. The Army, Yeah, the Wooden Army. Great,
great scene. I would love just yeah, yeah, I would
love to see a UH that would go good for
a series, like every art. Well, the thing is you
(15:28):
could probably get a lot done because you could like
film like each volume in a matter of like probably
an hour episode or something like that. Y would you
would you feel like that?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And you had a thousand and one snowfalls, Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
God, that is what I think.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
A thousand and.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
One snowfall in tails is five far one of the
greatest treason, very rare. That's the one where Snow goes
to gets trapped.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
It's like it's Arabian Nights, but with Snow white. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
because she tries to, you know, conceive the Sultan of
all the tales and stuff of the people.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
She's done. That's where you learn her origin, story of
her being