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Caalaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with five
good news stories. King Charles met up with Ethel No.
Ethel is the world's oldest living person. Ethel is one
hundred and sixteen and the last surviving subject of Edward
the Seventh. Ethel told King Charles some stories from his
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own youth, recalling his nineteen sixty nine visit and telling
him all the girls were in love with you and
wanted to marry you. I mean, he's a pretty good get.
He's the king. She also reminisced about attending a garden
party at Buckingham Palace in the nineteen sixties, her granddaughter's
tease that she had often described King Charles as so
handsome in his youth. The King held her hand and
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chuck out with the praise, saying, yes, well all that's
left of him anyway, Happy birthday. There sounds like a
great meeting. And if you'd like to keep up on
the British royal family, we do do a podcast. It's
called Pallas Intrigue. We do it seven days a week
and we talk about the British Royals. So check out
Pallace Intrigue wherever you found this program. Staying on the
other side of one hundred, a Catholic nun in Ohio
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celebrated her one hundred and fifth birthday by playing golf.
Sister Renee and the cohorts from the Humility of Mary
visited the Nole Run golf course. Sister Renee said, I
think it helps you to know yourself. I do really anyway,
and competing with yourself mostly, I think that's a fact.
They're very helpful. It's a wonderful place to be, very meditative.
It's a beautiful place, grass flowers and it's quiet. She
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started becoming a nun at age eighteen. She started playing
golf in her forties. Her fellow sisters introduced her to
golf and said, hit the ball. That was my only
instruction that I ever received. Sister Renee plays golf every
week and now teaches younger nuns how to play golf,
for example, hit the ball. At age one hundred and five,
she is legally blind and says, of two fellow nuns.
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Those two are kind enough to golf with me, and
they tell me where my ball is. When I get there,
they tell me how far it is to the hole.
And I use that club Without them, I couldn't golf.
I love to do it, and it's a wonderful exercise.
It's the one thing that kept me going as well
as I have. That's fantastic. In New Jersey, the Yogi
Bearra Museum and Learning Center gathered two three hundred and
fifty eight people. You could have had twenty three fifty nine,
or maybe I would have had to bring a friend.
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I'll tell you why a second. The three hundred and
fifty eight people that did not include me set the
Guinness World Record for playing catch. Yeah. You had to
split off into pairs, so I would have just been
standing there by myself and would have contributed. I get
it now, Guinness explained. A spokesperson told MLB dot com.
When we say catch, that does involve throwing the ball,
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not rolling it. There weren't a lot of deductions. So
for group this size, I think eight pairs were deducted,
which was minimal. Why are you rolling a ball that's
not catch? How many stories did we do so far? Three? Right?
I think I have six in today script? Let me count? Yeah,
I have six. Do you want to hear about the
pet microchips or do you want to hear about the
crab who was on a trade. Let's do the microchips.
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An animal rescue in Pennsylvania has installed a twenty four
to seven microchip scanner, making it easier to help lost
pets be reunited with their owners. The scanner is installed
outside Paws Across Pittsburgh's rescue house, you know the one
on East Sixth Avenue. The president and founder of Paws
Across Pittsburgh said, the easiest way if you lose your
pet for somebody to get back with you is a chip. Now,
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my dogs are chipped, but that I had a whole caper.
Did I tell you about this caper? My dog escaped.
She dug a hole on the fence. She's run around
the neighbor, but I have no idea where she is.
I started doing loops in the car. I didn't even
see her. I had no idea where she was. So
after a half hour I saw a local PD and
I live in a small town. I'm like, hey, have
you seen a brown dog? And he's like no, but
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let me get the guys on it. Very helpful, but
in a small town, this is a big deal. So
long story short, we found the dog. But if you
were driving past my house. There were four police cruisers
in front of the house. If I weren't involved with this,
I would have been like, who was murdered? It? Just
thank you local PD. Super helpful, super nice. They were
great found the dog. But boy, visually it looked pretty bad.
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Oh wait, you're not gonna believe this. I don't have
six stories. See under the story number four, I have
the story of a crab. But under story number five,
I have the story of a crab. Well, good thing,
so it's not six at all, it's five. I guess
I am gonna tell you about the crab. The crab
was on a train in first class. No, I don't
even know how a crab gets on a train, but
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this one had a first class seat. Passengers on the
London train spotted the small crab sitting on its own
seat in first class, they explain. On a recent journey,
one of our drivers, Mark was approached by a polite
customer who said, excuse me, driver, there's a live crab
on the seat over there, and it's been there since
I got on Marked. The driver thought he was being pranked,
but he confirmed there was indeed a live crab on
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the train. Some people were concerned because I was walking
around the train station with a crab in my hand,
but most people didn't bat an eyelid marked. The driver
took Craig the crab to a local pond and freed him.
Where the crab came from and where the crab is now,
no one knows, no is You're five, not six good
news stories for today. You have a good one.