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October 9, 2025 3 mins
Johnny Mac shares five good news stories. In Cape May, New Jersey, police are investigating the theft of a Humpty Dumpty statue from a miniature golf course. Egyptian wrestler Cobana impressively pulled a 700-ton ship with his teeth and then two ships weighing a total of 1,150 tons, showcasing his incredible strength. Zurich residents voted to ban gas-powered leaf blowers due to noise pollution. Scientists discovered marine life thriving on unexploded Nazi torpedoes, including fish, crabs, jellyfish, and adventurous starfishes. Finally, officials in Austria successfully tranquilized and tagged Emil the elk, who had wandered from Poland or the Czech Republic, and released him near the Czech border.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Caloroga Shark Media. I'm Johnny back with five good news stories.
Oh no, Humpty Dumpty took a big fall and now
police are trying to crack the case. Yeah. So. Down
at a miniature golf course in Cape May, New Jersey,
some jerks took the iconic Humpty Dumpty, removed it from

(00:26):
a structure, and dumped it down on the street. The
cops say they're looking for two men who were seen
on videos stopping at Ocean Putt Golf at around four am.
One of them climbed the fence, rocked the statue back
and forth, pulled it down, walked off with it. Four statue,
which showed Humpty Dumpty with a big white head, red cheeks,
yellow bow tie, blue jacket, and gray pants, was found
several doors down. Cape May PD. You're asking for the

(00:49):
public's help and identifying these two horrible men seen in
multiple videos posted on their department's Facebook page. A right,
We'll keep you updated on that. Congratulations to a hugely
popped Egyptian wrestler. He pulled a seven hundred ton ship
across the water with a rope held only by his teeth.
He goes by his nickname Kabonga. Earlier this year, Kabanga

(01:11):
pulled a train, and four years ago He's also single
handedly pulled both a locomotive and a truck. So there
was Kabonga. He pulled a seven hundred ton ship, and
then to show how awesome he is, he pulled two
ships that combined weighed around eleven hundred and fifty tons.
Kabonga said, I pulled them both to prove to my
friends in the whole world that God bless me by

(01:32):
being the strongest man in the world. Now, how do
you get ready for this? Kabanga followed a protein, iron
rich diet. He consumed a dozen eggs, two hole chickens,
and eleven pounds of fish every day, all while training
for two hours, three times a day. He wears a
mouthguard during the events, but has no concerns about his teeth.
He doesn't even go to a dentist. I may have

(01:52):
to move to Zurich. The residents of Zurich voted to
ban the use of gas powered leaf blowers over noise
pollu Jusian concerns. I was in my backyard one day
mining my own business and it was so loud. I
have a decibels app on my phone. It was eighty
six decibels in my yard and somebody was using a
leaf blower three houses away, So you go. Zurich. Sixty

(02:14):
one percent of residents were in favor of the restriction.
Now you can still use an electric leaf blower, which
as you know, is much quieter, but only from October
to December. Then you can get out of reek. In
a German bay, marine life is thriving on unexploded Nazi bombs.
There's the sentence. You were not expecting that sentence at all.
Scientists called it one of those rare but remarkable Eureka moments.

(02:37):
The scientists sent an unmanned submersible twenty meters down on
the seafloor. They were surprised when the sub revealed ten
Nazi era cruise missiles, and they found mostly marine worms
living on the missiles. They also saw three species of fish,
a crab, some sea and jellyfish, and plenty of starfishes. Now,
the starfishes are adventurous. The other creatures stayed away from

(02:58):
the explosive parts, but forty starfishes had piled onto an
exposed chunk of TNT. One scientist said it looked really
weird and good news out of Austria. I remember I
had told you there was an elk running around. Well,
they have captured a Meal. The elk taken to the
Czech Republic border. The elk was tranquilized, fitted with a

(03:18):
GPS tag, and released. Austrian officials said they would track
a Meal the elk for thirty days. It's believed a
Meal wandered all the way from Poland or the Czech
Republic to Austria, but he messed up. He started approaching
a busy highway during rush hour. That's going to get
the officials involved there. And Austrian newspaper said the animal's
departure was quote not entirely voluntary anyway, Hopefully a Meal

(03:42):
will find happiness wandering around the Czech Republic. And those
are your five good news stories for today. You have
an awesome day.
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