Ep. 55 The Iowa Talk Guys Come To Town

• In this episode, Hank and Kyle catch up with TP of the Iowa Talk Guys Podcast and meet the newest member - Mel.
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh righty, then, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the
six four to three Double Play Podcast, a sports podcast
that barely does sports anymore. I'm your host, Hey, my
co host brother partner in crime chef Kyle in the house.
What's up, brother?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That was funny. You cracked me up.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I gotta keep it real, man. I think the last
three or four episodes have been about religion or in
some sort of shape form or fashion. But hey man,
year two, year one was a really wild year for
the show. You know, put a lot of stuff out
there that wasn't that well received. So I didn't do

(00:46):
that this year. I just instead of figuring out what
to do, I just didn't do anything at all. That's
mostly just because I've been dragging my ass around Lazylight.
But I've been having a lot of fun over there
on the Sunday Night Secret Society with yourself, and we've
been hanging out on Friday nights. You aren't already following

(01:07):
the Sunday Night Secret Society on Instagram and Twitter, you
need to go follow on Twitter. You can catch the
live streams every Friday night on Instagram. But we get
substantially more viewers on our live streams on Twitter. The
live chat jumps a little more over there occasionally, so

(01:28):
come hang out with us. Usually you can expect a
stream to start Friday nights around anywhere from seven to
eight Central. We go sometimes an hour and a half,
sometimes we go four hours. It just depends on how
we're both feeling. And Yeah, but we're not here to
talk about Sunday Night Secret Society, Kyle, even though you

(01:49):
should definitely go rate review and follow that show. We
would appreciate your support, but we were gathering here today to
talk about what we did. It's actually admittedly at this
point it's been about a week, two weeks ago, but uh,
we had a great time catching back up with Tpe

(02:13):
from the I Would Talk Guys and his new co
host Meil Uh shout out to the I We'll Talk guys.
We always loved them. He Rock wasn't able to join
us because he's a big fancy rock star now and
he doesn't have time for us. Mere peasants that talked
to guys that are hanging out in a shack in

(02:35):
the middle of a cornfield, and ow, I think that
was how they said.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I can't to an Owen accent.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That was pretty on point. Yeah, that was pretty on point.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
But uh, but Mail's cool.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We got to we got to know Mail and had fun. Man,
we talked for I can remember it a couple of
hours and had a really fun time. We started off
the conversation ragging on your not so great state of
California and all the crazy legislation and rules and regulations

(03:07):
that you got over there, And anytime you can sit
around and bash on California, it's always a good day.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I hey, comean.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Being a native, I thoroughly agree one thousand on that.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
It is.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
It is.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Uh yeah, it's I'm kind of ashamed that we live here,
but you know, at that for the time being, it
is what it is.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I just hope and pray we.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Get someone else in as governor that'll kind of turn
this tide just a little bit. I'm not even looking
for far right, no, no extreme anything, but maybe we
can like meet in the middle.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Will be kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No kidding, you know, no kidding, Maybe we can get
some some of the fequal matter out of the streets.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
And you know, well, the only way that I've I've
seen that happened. It's a great plan, but we got
to get some like ggping. We got to get him
back into California.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Just yes, yes, you.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Would think with all the farmland all these guys owned,
you think that it would have like dual residencies, right,
Unfortunately that has yet to be the case.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's fucking wild California for you. But yeah, we we
ended up talking about California. Then we uh we talked
about everything from my amazing my amazing past and my trout,
some of my troubles and how that affects my ability
to carry certain pewd pews and looked into some possible

(04:56):
alternatives then carrying a firearm. And that was a fun conversation.
I think those guys were kind of shocked to hear
how some of the some of how Arkansas operates legally.
Not a big fan, not a big fan, like you said,

(05:18):
as a native of the state of Arkansas. Not a
big fan of how a lot of stuff's done. But
I guess that's what you get when you get these
Southern Republicans in office. And hey, I'm a conservative. I
voted for these people, but I don't know if I

(05:42):
will again simply simply for my personal gain and then
we can get when I get my situation take care of,
we go back to vote for the Republicans.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
But ain't no shame. Ain't no shame.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
And I'm sure, like I said, this has been a
couple of weeks since we were recorded this episode, so
I'm sure there's other fun segments that we you know,
parts of the conversation that we had that I just
simply can't remember because we've had a couple of shows
since then, and you know how it is, I don't
really have the greatest memory in t Who's.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think everyone's gonna like it.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I know that every time we chat with every time,
every time we chat with those guys, I almost wish
we were all like closer to do like in person
in person collapse with them, because they they're good people.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
They seem like a hoop.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Did we talk about getting the commune together? Was that
part of the conversation? Kind of feel like it might
have been.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I think actually it might have been. If not, that's
a great yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
If not, it definitely should be. I found some acreage
in Arizona a few weeks ago online for sale. It
was undeveloped land, but it was just massive amount of
acreage for little money compared to what you were getting. Hey,
I can ship outside next to a bush. I don't
know plumbing, I don't know how to light candles. I

(07:14):
need no hit of that bulbs. Sounds like fun, man.
We we definitely we need. We need not not a
Jonestown level commune, not a branch Davidian commune, but uh something.
It would be cool to have, you know, a massive
amount of acreage and everybody gets there on forty in
a mule. Yeah, all right, here's your corner. You go

(07:36):
over there and come holler at me when you get
done working for the day, and we'll drink some cold
beer and.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
You get all the You get everyone's qualities and you
capitalize on them.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
If you're have is.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
One electrical pole. That way we can have at Wi
fi so that we can still do our podcasts. That's
the only that's the only nice thing we have. It
is our podcast. Everything else is we're doing it ourselves.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Wooden mallets made wooden nails.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
The knives are made out of You gotta have somebody
and we got to go kidnap like an Amish dude
or something.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
So he can kickstart us in our knowledge, like this
is how you make your tools, this is how you
turn butter and all that kind of good stuff. We'll
give him back to his crew. He's just got to
help us out first, Like you go home, dude, but
you're about to be here for a couple of years.
This is this is about to be an upstart program.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
You.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I don't know if you knew, but when you signed
that contract, you might have missed a couple of lines.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
But it's it's in the contract. It's legit. Yeah, you
get a starlink.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Get a starlink, just saying yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
That's a ticket. What is it? Like it's ten ten
grand a month or something.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
For one of the same piggy banks like half full, dude,
we can go.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
In on.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, oh hell oh man. But yeah, So I guess
we've rambled quite long enough on the front end. Uh
once again, listeners, go check out Sunday Night, Secret, Satay, Instagram, Twitter, Uh,
catch him on Spotify all, I guess everywhere else, catch

(09:24):
podcasts or served you're there. I guess we're there because
it's not just him his co host, he's my co host.
It's kind of a weird thing we got going on, though, Diddy.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
But.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Go give him likes rates, right, likes rates, subscribe, subscriptions, reviews,
comments and all. And we're not saying that because we
want the numbers, like the numbers are great, but it
literally helps us become more discoverable when you search for us.
I remember when I first started my podcast, you could
search for my podcast by name and would still have

(09:59):
to scroll down sixty times to find my actual podcast
on Spotify. So liking not, no more, rating, reviewing, commenting, subscribing.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
That helps for three shows, that is for both shows,
that is and not. And not only does it help,
but it's also if said show does do any sort
of lives it is makes it ten times more entertaining
for I think the listeners, but also Hank and I

(10:35):
who are hosting this, because we get comments, we get
to ask you know, we get questions, we can throw
them up on the board, we can all talk about it,
so you're essentially joining the conversation.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So for sure, yeah, please do, please do for both shows.
Lots of likes, lots of thumbs up, lots of stars.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Please go check out the The is What Talk Guys
podcast and go give them the same love y'all give us.
They got Instagram page and on their Instagram pages their
links to all their other stuff. Really good guys up there,
TP Mail and Eve Rock when he's not out swinging
his rock star thing all over the stage. Really great guys.

(11:16):
THEO we still love you. You're still an eye with talk. Guys.
We're gonna get you back on the show soon. THEO
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(11:40):
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Other than that, Kyle, I say, we shut the hell

(12:44):
on up and let these folks get into the episode.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Absolutely, man.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I hope y'all enjoy the show as much as we
enjoyed it as well.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
All Right, fellas, listen, we'll.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Catch y'all next time.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
We love y'all. Got blet y'all, remember.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Steve Flaney came.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
All right, So we're back for another episode of the
six four to three double play post hate, I got
my little chef on board, and tonight we're catching back
up with the brothers from the good part of the

(13:33):
North uker Arkansas as it's been called.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
We've got TP and Mel from the Isle. We'll talk, guys, fellas,
how are you doing?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
We're doing, great man, how are you doing.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's been a beautiful day. You know, it's been a
little cold, but we had a nice little little break
from the from the cold to day before it snaps
back in By next Sunday, it's gonna be low'sing the
twe so I'm looking forward to that. But some meat
on the grill and hung out with the family has
been a pretty good day.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, he can. We do the same thing up here
in Iowa. And we really like to thank you guys
for having us back on your show. It's always a
blast getting together with you boys. We love it. It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, it's just it's too bad the more famous member
of the group couldn't join us tonight. You know, I
understand he's big timing now, mister Erock. You know he's
not mortal enough for us mere peasants over here. And
I understand if I was a big rock star, I'd
probably probably be that way too. But we still love you.

(14:42):
I rock and right, and we still love you THEO Man.
I don't want to forgive him about it, THEO Man,
like he was one of the original I would talk, guys,
and hopefully we'll be for joining all soon before too long.
But ple dude, what you've been up to? Man?

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Not a lot, Man, not a lot? Uh yeah, I
kind of kicked it today. I watched the Cowgirls get
a crazy win out of nowhere against the Commanders, and yeah,
that's about it.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Didn't do a whole lot today. Kick back.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
I got my Keystone light and I'm ready for a
good conversation with you, gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Oh yeah, some good old Keystones.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
You remember those Keithstone commercials, Mister Keith Stone saving cats
from trees and all the good stuff.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Hell yeah, real American hero, right that guy. Well, I'm
taking over.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'm taking over Keith.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, I was enjoyed the conversation we were having before
I pressed to go, but I didn't like I said,
I don't want to waste all the good conversation off
of off airs. So if we could jump back into
ragging on Kyle State of Comifornia, that's always a good,
good point of focus. We were talking about the gas

(16:11):
powered engine ban that they're implementing, and Kyle was talking
about how they're banning the selle of r v's and
it's and it's really hard to think that in today's
America that you can have states just completely ban an
entire you know, like whether it be vehicles or what

(16:34):
was it up in New York gas powered stoves. You know,
like the government can just be like, no, you can't
have these things anymore.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's this is this is different from a gun. You know,
nobody blames the car or whenever a drunk driver goes
out and murders anybody, like we do guns. But like,
it's crazy that California has the power to just say
none of my millions and millions of people are allowed
to do this. And it's I mean, there's no statistical

(17:03):
data to prove that we have done any worse damage
to the ozone layer than what nature has done by itself.
Like it's just it's it's wild what's going on in California.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, it's scary, man, It's definitely scary because what's next.
You know, if they're gonna if they can get away
with this, then what do we have to look forward
to in the future. And I'm really hoping that there
are these RV companies. I hope they pushed back. I
don't know if it's like one thousand percent set in stone,
or if there's some sort of loophole. But yeah, from

(17:43):
what I'm reading, it's it's a near total ban on
motor home sales across the state starting genuine Yeah, And
that's a bummer because that's always been like one of
my dreams in the future to buy a big ass
nice RV, pack up and just get out and go
live wherever I want to live. I can wake up
by the beach one day and I can, you know,

(18:05):
wake up in the in the mountains the next day.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
And it seems to be that this is not going
to be happening any times.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, well to me, it can't. It kind of seems
like one of those catch twenty two's where I mean,
I'm all for the states having their own power to
make these laws and do whatever they want. But yeah,
when it I mean, you would think that the lobbyists
of these industries would be able to affect these laws,

(18:38):
right Like you know, we all we all know the
big three automotive companies, they're there. Lobbyists can pretty much
buy any politician in Washington. And if they can do that,
you think they would do it at the state level.
So is there do you guys think maybe this is

(19:01):
connected on a higher level?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean you being a somebody
who's being even though you can't just stuff in Bible one,
now you're still to a citizen of California. You're directly
impacted by these radical decisions that are being made in
this state. So I mean, what is as a as
a normal citizen? You know?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
What do you feel like?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I do? I think it's got to be a part
of something bigger.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
You know, they're they're they're slowly taking away just like
basic basic freedoms. One one that I thought was really
silly is they banned all the sales. This is I
think last year or maybe a couple of years ago,
but they banned all flavored vapes. So any type of
flavored juice that you would put in a vape, any

(19:52):
vape in general, they have banned. So it's just tobacco
flavor now, And it's like, who are you to tell
me what flavor I'm able to to consume if I
choose to do so.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Now.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Luckily, in the areas that I am in, they don't
give a fuck. They sell them, they don't even hide them.
I can go to pretty much any store in southern
California and buy whatever flavor whatever I want. However, when
you go up to northern California, where it tends to
be more liberal, you cannot do so. But but they

(20:23):
make these bullshit like claims, well, oh, it's because too
many kids are smoking, you know, smoking, and we don't
want to we don't want to like falsely promote this
as something that a child under not even under eighteen.
You have to be twenty one now in California to
buy any type of cigarettes or anything with tobacco and
nicotine in it. Now, the funny thing is it's like, okay,

(20:45):
so are we gonna ban like birthday cake flavored vodka
because kids still get their hands on that.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
But the vape oh so, it's just really weird.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
It's crazy how you have a state that's banning like
flavored vapes and they're banning gas powered cars, But then
you have other states in the same country that are
legalizing drugs and decriminalizing other drugs, and then you have
other states that are just making other crazy laws that
are perfectly fine.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, I didn't like a bunch of cities in California
decriminalized or did the whole state decriminalize everything? That's why
they have a bunch of domatics shitting all over the streets.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
I don't I should know this that I don't know
what they have and have not decriminalized, but I do know.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I'm like pretty damn sure.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
In Oregon, they've decriminalized like heroin, They've decriminalized a lot
of like methamphetamines. Yeah, And it's like, wait what, And
I think Oregon is one of the same states who
also I think has banned the sale of like flavored
tobacco products too. So you're telling me that, like it's

(21:53):
illegal to go purchase like a menthol flavored vape, but.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I can go do heroin and I'm good to.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Go, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, that's yeah heroin, and
go do it, you know, in a safe space.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I think we're at all strive though.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
We're in a bizarro universe somewhere.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah, they were handing out in Washington. They were handing
out these kits. Early on on my show, we did
a thing on it, and they were handing out like
these these little tents just on the streets where you
can go and you can get spoons, needles, tie offs.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Pretty much everything but the drug the lighter.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
They gave you everything you needed to accomplish what you
were trying to accomplish, and that was a couple of
years ago. But I think it all started with with
I think that they knew that there was a lot
of people that were like a lot of hippies and
stuff that were like, yeah, we should be able to
smoke weed and whenever we want, blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
But I think that was the start of all of it.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
When they legalize marijuana, that's when everything went downhill. And
for a lot of the people, they're thinking, like, this
is freaking awesome, dude, I can go to a store
and go buy a weed. How cool is that? Well,
that was the start of where you think that the
local government's having your back and they're listening to you
and they're hearing you out, and they're going to give
you what you want. And then it just snowballed down

(23:24):
to now where they're like again, now they're doing the
bait thing, the RV thing, and yeah, I don't know
exactly what the agenda is, but I definitely think it's
nefarious and I do think that it's all tied together.
Why I don't really know, but I I have a feeling.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I think it's interesting. You brought up the fact that
you think it's all paying back to the legalization of marijuana,
but because I would argue that, I think it's more
of just the people that's in California, because look at Colorado.
They were one of the first to at least none
you know, West coast states to legalize marijuana, and they

(24:05):
flourished and there's not you know, heroin parks in the
middle of Denver. You know, there's no potholes in the
state of Colorado. Their public school system is one of
the best funded in the nation. And I mean Missouri
is another state that they recently liked.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
There that's all weed tax money.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, dude, Yeah. I did a paper when I was
in college, and the first two weeks that Colorado had
legalized recreational marijuana, the state profited like over two billion
dollars in tax revenue. It was insane, Like folks just
went out and spent every time they had But there

(24:48):
was also like eight different taxes on each purchase, you know,
And that's how they get you. Even that's how it
is in Missouri. There's a there's a dispensary, right across
the state line. Damn near there's I can go to
f different dispensaries within an hour drive of me, just
across the state line of Missouri. But like they don't have.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Well yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
And and and I was really shocked because even though
Missouri is not considered part of the South traditionally, I
think they still get looked as more of the Bible
Belt than they do just a Midwest state a lot,
especially southern Missouri. Man, Southern Missouri's really you know, really

(25:32):
really so you know it it.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, they're definitely part of the Bible Belt. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah. And it's a it's amazing that they've done this.
And I'm hoping that within the next five to ten
I've been saying this for five to ten years, but
like I'm hoping within the next five to ten years
enough these old white fuckers will die off that we
can get some actual change here in Arkansas.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Like, let me tell you, it's on how infuriating it
is to it's on.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
The docket for Florida for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
They removed on the day that early voting opened, they
removed the state measure to legalize it again, like, didn't
tell nobody. I didn't figure it out until the newspaper
came out after the elections. But when I was eighteen,

(26:30):
I had just freshly graduated high school. I was running
around with some people and got into some trouble and
caught me a felony when I was eighteen. This is
fifty sixteen years ago, in two thousand and nine. It
was my first time I've ever been in trouble. I
got a three year suspended sentence. Didn't The only trouble

(26:53):
I've been in since that day is like two speeding tickets.
Swear to God, haven't been in any trouble. Will paid
all my fines and fees off all that good stuff.
In the last month, I've had two different lawyers tell
me that until a Democrat takes the governor's office in Arkansas,

(27:13):
I pretty much stand no chance of receiving clemency, which
is the only way in the state of Arkansas a
feeling can reacquire their Second Amendment rights. Wow, I've been talking. No,

(27:36):
it doesn't it doesn't matter. I Mine was a nonviolent
first offense of an eighteen year old sixteen years ago. Bro,
and I've had two different lawyers tell me that it's
not even worth the thousands of dollars it would cost
me to try. It's insane. They told me, it's not
even worth the attempt until a Democrat gets in office.

(27:59):
And so here I am because I've had my right
to vote. I got that back in two thousand and
six or fifteen. I got it back to because I
wanted to vote against Hillary Clinton, and I got that
right back. I've had it sealed. I thought that because
when I hired the lawyer who ultimately sealed it for me,

(28:22):
I thought that I was getting my gun rights back
by what I was paying the man for. Like I
straight up told him I want my gun rights back.
He's like, all right, I got you, like three four
thousand dollars later, all he did was seal it. And
so I've got it sealed. I got my voting rights back,
but I still cannot.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Don't you have any Is there any time like if
as long as you're not committing violent crimes or getting
any more felonies and stuff like that, like a certain
amount of time that you'll eventually have it A have it?
What is that called an expongent offe record? Haven't dropped
off or whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
The only option in Arkansas is a.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Governors no felling indefinitely.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
The only option in Arkansas to get your feeling challenged
is a governor's pardon. I swear to got.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Dude, that is wild. That is wild.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
So yeah, I never knew that before. I either either
between my my Christmas bonus that I'm getting this week
or the income taxes I get next spring. Papa is
about to buy him a motherfucking compound bow when I'm
about to learn how to shoot that bitch, I guess.
Unfortunately I lost all of my firearms in and unfortunately

(29:44):
get an accident.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah. I hate when that happens. It happened to me
my uncle too. Yeah, and uh yeah, dude, maybe you
can go to the doctor until I gotta bump his
shoulder and then and I I know, you can put
in for a crossbow.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
You don't need a license for a crossbow anymore. You
can just buy them at the sporting good store.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
And iowan cool. They changed it so you can get across.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
The across considered a firearm because of the trigger mechanism. See,
I thought that was the hold up, Like the same
thing with a boat, like I've been I've been good
to boat hunt this whole time. I just can't use
the quick release because it's technically a.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
True because it's a trigger mechanism. Yep, jeez, the wheeze.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
So have you a state law? I think so? Man,
Arkansas is crazy, dude, But.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Like, yeah, that's that. They wouldn't let you trigger on
a compound bow yep.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
But I know motherfuckers and walked on it. It's crazy
fucked up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The town I live in,
the dude that used to be the mayor of the

(31:11):
town had one of the local business owners who was
dirty as ship murdered in his office of his building
in the middle of the fucking o the day. Just
what dude walked in and had him had him killed
and it was wild ship. But but you know what,
because because I fucked up when I was a kid, this.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Sorry, go ahead, No, you're good.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, but I'm I'm looking into they make the they're
they're not it's not a pistol because it's not a firearm.
It's a home defense weapon. It shoots non lethal rounds.
But like, it's not a gun and I'm one d
and if I can just carry one of them motherfuckers around.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
What would that it's there, like, uh, CO two, let's.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Say you shoot, you can get pepper pelts for like
like single shot run by CO two.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I just saw an ad for one, so like you
busted out him and the h him in the chest
with it. I mean, you're gonna be mess up to,
but it's gonna get away. But the one I saw
allegedly can shoot pretty accurately up to like thirty feet,
which for a small little pistol with a tiny barrel
on it, and it's shooting a and it's shooting a round.
It's shooting like a pellet round or like that's probably

(32:40):
half the size of a paintball. That's not that bad. Yeah,
So to be able to shoot that like thirty feet
and hit somebody in the face, it's prettydamn good.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Right.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Oh yeah, I feel like that'd be a right. But
that's wild, dude.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
That's yeah. Some of these laws are out.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
If you can't have a gun, yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
I mean, and like it's usually it's usually the Democrats
that are pushing it, like pushing for the gun control.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
But yet in your case, in order to get.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Your Second Amendment right back, you need a Democrat, So
a chance look.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Up the Yeah, the burner b y r n A.
It's a home like that. It's the whole defense weapon
I was talking about. It looks like a pistol, but
it's a less than lethal weapon and no background checks
legal in fifty Saints ships directly to your door. So

(33:44):
I'm looking to like make sure, and they sell some
crazy contraptions like they sell pistols and rifles and launchers
and all kind of ship.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
I wonder how much how expensive the ambulance because they
do they look like little paintballs. I'm looking up right
now and they got like little green ones, gray ones,
and then black and white ones.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
They fall under the same classification as you better buy it, you.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Better buy it now before that f f mm hmm.
But you better get it out before the f the
FFL decides that it's or not the FFL, the A
t F decides that you it's a firearm. True, then

(34:34):
hopefully can get grandfathered in by a couple of them.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
See those are they look pretty cool man, considering I'm
honestly thinking about buying my wife one also well because
I'd rather also I'd rather have my wife pull the
trigger on that than having to use an actual firearm
on somebody. I mean, at the same time, I don't
think my wife whatever hesitate.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
But the you know, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
I get that, and like it'd be one thing, knowing
like someone broke in your house and you fucking shot
them dead or if or you know, depending on your
your your mental I don't know how you would take it.
I guess, you know. But then again, if you were
issues someone of this that they're running, dude, I guarantee
you get a couple of those of the head dude,

(35:21):
you're not.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
That's not gonna be any fun.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
The one that all moves at three and thirty feet
for a second, that's moving for a for like a
beam background.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
So in the state of Arkansas, would they not let
you buy like a red Rider BB gun because it
has a trigger?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I see, I don't know, because our Walmart has those
in the back and I don't I don't know. I
don't know if if BB guns are considered firearms.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Because they I mean, they shouldn't be, because it's just
like they have high powered by They have high powered
BB guns that are like you the brek Barow ones.
They have ones with like CO two and shit, and
I don't think they consider them firearms.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah, they shoot at like eight hundred something feet per second.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, my brother in law is in I mean there's
ones that shoot like twenty two caliber. Yeah, yeah, No,
I know exactly what you talk about. That makes a
really badass aut of aerosolt rifles. But my brother in
law's pretty high up in the local police department here
in town, and so when I see him Thursday at Thanksgiving,

(36:30):
I'm gonna ask him about these these kind of pistols,
you know, the are these considered firearms? Like is it
illegal for filings to have these? Because if it's not,
then I'm just gonna get one of these and say,
fuck it. I'm not gonna spend thousands of dollars to
try to get this shit over tired. You know what,
This will be better than.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Nothing, just a pocket knife, and you may not even
have to pull the trigger on just have just showing somebody.
You know, that may be just a force multiplier too,
if you pull that on someone exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
But even if I do, it's gonna be a lot
easier to pull the trigger knowing that I don't kill them, because.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
It just looks like it looks like a regular firearm,
doesn't that.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, yeah, unless you have the orange one or whatever.
But still hitting them, dude, they may not know. Remember
there was that case and where was it Somewhere in
Ohio like twenty years ago where these dipshit kids videotape
themselves driving up to homeless people or people sitting on
park benches and lighting them up with paintball guns. Like

(37:29):
they turned the pressure way up on them, and people
thought they were getting shot, so they like laid down
and played dead and ship, you know.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
They just put red paint. They put red paint in
those bullets.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
But those kids, they're getting sued and all this ship
and it was a big deal. But yeah, people because
people were like, you know, had they ended up getting
postmatic stressed from that because they thought that like legitimately
they're getting fucking shot and killed. You know what i mean.
I'm talking about those well, and that's what I'm saying.
So if you use ones, if you use those ones
and stuff, you shoot that at somebody, they they're think
they're getting shopped.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Well, so you run away. It shoots that way, would
you say three hundred feet per second?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
One of their pistol models that that one company owns.
It's three hundred and thirty feet per second.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Dude, that I kind of you hit someone in the
chest at twenty feet with that, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
And it says it's effective up to see.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah, somebody sixty oh kid, Yeah, twice as much as
I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, because I mean I got shot with a paintball
gun for a work thing, and that I mean i'd
fucking drive well to my arm.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
You've seen that, Oh yeah yeah, Oh paintball gum messed
you up, dude.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, but this thing, yeah, I mean, like, yeah, they're
pretty neat. We only you're never in a situation. None
of us are ever in a situation where we have
to draw a firearm the way that people are pouring
in and getting the border.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Oh, I'm not even kidding, dude, Like I'm I'm I'm
I'm in the same boat as Hank.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I'm waiting for that tax money to come on back.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
But dude, they have they have the O C and
CS non lethal, non lethal pepper spray and tear gas
blend balls.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Dude. Oh many, dude, just fucking people up. Yeah, I mean, dude,
you figure, Yeah, dude, multip expensive.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
They're five bucks. They're five bucks a bullet, so you
get or no, six bucks of bullets. You get five
of them for thirty bucks. But you get hit like
with with a bunch of those, you're going to be yeah, yeah,
you get, you get. It's thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
They're this. This company's of ar model is only rated
at three twenty five feet per second. It's not even
as powerful as their pistol.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
They have a fucking ar model. I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Wow, that's awesome, but it does have an effective range
of tow one hundred feet CO two.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
All right, So imagine the scenario. You're a piece of ship,
you're snooping on somebody's property, and then all of a
sudden you get pinged in the fucking head by a
pepper ball. You can't imagine that. You don't even know
where you got from what.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I doubt they are.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, people don't understand how far, like like one hundred
fund that's that's uh a football field, right, No.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, football the third of the third of a third of.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
A football third, So a football field and the half Yeah,
if you can hit a target from that far away
with a vultitude. Oh that's awesome, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, under feet that's a lot, dude, Yeah, for a
for a BB.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Essentially, if you're in a stadium, imagine being on the
exact opposite ends on either side of the field goal
at the very top of the state medium then right, yeah,
you can shoot somebody.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
If you could probably effectively hit somebody on the opposite
side on from sidelight to sideline on a football field, Yeah,
you could probably hit effectively shoot somebody with that.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, this apparently if your mind something.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Apparently this rifle.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Keeps coming over fifteen and what to use for battery soars?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I thought it was CO too, Yeah, no they do,
you say to CO two, it's just a uh. In
one of the breakdowns of it, it said energy fifteen jewels,
So I guess that's like how much torque the round has.

(41:48):
How much it's going to push to your nutsack when
it hits it.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
I don't know. Maybe because the feet.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Per second is how fast it's going to hit your nutsack,
wouldn't the jewels be how far it's thing going to
carry your your nuts.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Well, we're gonna have to uh, we're gonna have to
buy one and test it for the YouTube video out
shooting each other.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
With that one going down one thousand percent.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Dude, this is about the amount of money I paid
for my gas powered airsoft gun, except for this Ship's
gonna fuck some ship.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Up and this is gonna be way more badass. You
don't have to get it, Yeah, especially Kyle if you
if you have the farm summit, you people coming up
the lane.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I'm most excited about the pepper balls, dude.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
The pepper balls, dude, just to watch them, like, I
don't know if you guys have ever been oh well
obviously in the military, right you get you get the
what is it? The O C gas. I don't even
remember exactly what they hit you with. The fuck man
that ships Yeah, that ship sucks, dude. You can't even see.

(42:58):
I couldn't at least, and I have I have, I
had my respiratorund I couldn't see ship man. And I
don't know the strength compared to what these little rounds
would carry, but I wouldn't want to find out.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Well, it's a pepper spray CS gas mixture. It's gonna
fucking hurt your lungs, are gonna hurt your eyes, are
gonna hurt. You're gonna have mucus and shit coming out
of every orifice.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It says here the average ninulameter round is about five
hundred jewels.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I would assume it is that kinetic energy that it's
creating when it hits, when it strikes the target, and it.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Strikes the target. Yes, that's what it means. That's so,
what's that equivalent to.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Getting hit by a lot getting hit by a fastball?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
So if it's fifteen or sixteen jewels, I don't know,
it's as sixteen jewels is eleven eleven foot pounds of torque.
So so yeah, probably like getting hit by a baseball.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah fastball, Yeah, like probably seventy one.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
An would you start hurt, dude?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
And then you hear your breathe? Yeah? Fun? I think
how do you even get on this? Oh yeah? Because
of the decriminalization of drugs on the west coast in Oregon.
But it looks like the DARE officers were right. The
DARE officers from the nineties were correct. Man, Marijuana is
a gateway drug.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
It says most aerosoft guns with rough well roughly one
to tool jewels worth of energy, and it says most
BB guns can easily exceed fifteen jewels, So like a
daisy those one of those daisy pump action BB guns
is over fifteen jewels. So you're probably shooting with somebody
with one of those.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Dude, those get those sting Yeah h yeah, yeah, if
you're close enough. Yeah damn hell yeah, dude, you shoot
somebody of that, they're gonna think they're got shot with
the real fucking round. And especially they start getting all
orientated with the CS gas pepper spray ones, dude, that

(45:03):
they're not even gonna know what the is going on.
You just they might think that you shot them with
the poisons from that ship that was in the missile
and the ro like some trank ones or something. Make
some trank ones calm down, Jeffrey Dahmers, take this one
back to my pope.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
This rags chloroform to you.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I'm totally playing Poka dot chloroformed girl.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, I definitely gotta get ship.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Well, I think not. I mean, I think it's obviously.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Around though, is insane.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, that's for the pepper, that's for the that's for
the CS pepper one, the CS pepper balls. But I
think the other ones are a lot cheaper, but even
I mean, even if you're teaching your kids how to shoot,
or you're teaching your wife or fiance or whatever how
to shoot, Like, it's a non lethal way to teach
them how to use the mechanics of a gun without

(46:01):
having to worry about a mishap or for some reason
you know, you didn't have it locked up properly, which
obviously you should. But if someone gets a hold of it,
you know, chance odds are no one's going to die
from it. You know, you know you're not going to
be on the front paper of the news. Yeah, I
like it.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I like it. It might lose an eye, but that's possible. Hey,
but so did the kid in but yes, the story.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
That's a good point, dude, Yeah, any Yeah, exactly, But no,
that's a great point to make their Kyle, any type
of anybody, whenever you handle any type of firearms, always
practice proper firearm safety whenever storing them, transporting them. Be
an adult about it. If you've never if you have firearms, Matt,

(46:47):
believe it or not, I've met people that own firearms.
I've never shot them before.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
That doesn't surprise.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I was like, well, that's a problem. You should probably
go get trained. I can teach you, and I have
a few people before. But uh yeah, I'm all for it.
But I'm also for firearm safety is more important than
owning the firearm or knowing how to shoot it, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
That's very true.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
I should say, just as important as knowing how to
shoot it.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Very true. Have y'all heard of the I Target Pro system.
It's a round that you load into your your pistol
or your rifle, and it's like a laser deal. It
allows you to do dry fire drills and stuff with that.
With this, use it with their receiver on a target,

(47:41):
and like you can you can practice in your house
and stuff without having to just dry fire with nothing
in the chamber.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Yeah. Yeah, My brother has one of his house that
he does. He practices all the time in his on
his garage.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
My uncle does to.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Apparently from what I've heard, he sits on his couch
and plays with it, watching old westerns.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
And I heard, dude, what's he playing with? Sitting on
the couch playing with what?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Old western? What?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yeah, that's funny, old spaghetti westerns.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I never understood what that meant. Spaghetti Westerns. What what
the fuck was spaghetti have to do with John Wayne?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I think it had something to do that with the music, wasn't.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Dude, something to do it had?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
I think it has something to do with Italian has
something to do with Italians.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I know that sounds weird.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
But that's so racist, dude, I know, I know it'd
be like that sometimes.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Just because it's spaghetti, years are gonna automatically assume that's
something to do with the Italians as long as so
this is something I learned. You ever heard of how
the Italians used to be called WAPs in New York.
That's like a racial slur towards Italians. Yeah, uh, you

(49:23):
know why they were called that? No negative, because that's
a sound, because that's a sound ship makes when it
slaps against the wall. Actually, actually it stands for without papers.

(49:51):
But it's a joke I heard as a kid, and
I was like, what.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
That is? He dude?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
My so my uh grandma, everyone my dad calls her dago,
and Dago is supposed to be some sort of like
Italian like slur or a slur that people would call
Italians daego and putts. And I don't know exactly what

(50:22):
that really is. But yeah, but that's what they call
my my grandma, grandma puts.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, I don't know, I got to figure that out.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
I'll get a call her, Yeah, grandma pots dude. Uh apparently,
so you guys ever heard a woman referred to as
a broad? Do you know where that term comes from? No? No,
but you know you've heard that term use right, Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Oh absolutely, that dumb broad.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, so I was talking to right, So apparently at
a butcher shop, when the butcher would get done cutting
up a bunch of the meat and like you have
all the nice cuts cut away, and then usually the
rest of the stuff that we would now we grind
up into ground beef now or have like stew meat,
people could still come in there and buy it. And

(51:21):
it was it would just literally they would just punch
a hole through it and hanging on a hook on
the wall or nail on the wall, and then you
can come in and buy it. It was a broad
of meats, just a piece of meat with a hole
in it. But no, that's really where they turned.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Well then, oh yeah, just a second epic. What a
spaghetti western is? It is a film that was produced
in Europe and they emerged around than nineteen sixties.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Okay, so we were both off. What part of Europe
was Italy?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I don't know. I didn't look that far into it.
Something about Italian westerns, so very might very much might be. Uh,
Sandy Leone was a name that was popping up, so
that might be some kind of Italian dude. He sounds
like he enjoys a good bread steak.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
What did they have any times? Play the Native Americans?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
So that was funny. Spaghetti Westerns are a subgenre of
westerns whose name references the circumstances and location of filming. Generally,
a spaghetti western is a low budget film produced by

(53:01):
Italian Italian Italian directors, hence the spaghetti connection, and filmed
in Europe, primarily in al Maria and the Tavernist Desert.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
How racist of are of Hollywood?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And I know how the Times of Chain? Oh, yeah,
how the Times.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
It's just cancel all those spaghetti westerns.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yeah, I should call and tell them about this.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Hollywood's going down, dude.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I'm I'm I being very uh optimistic, but I really hope,
I really hope Hollywood goes down.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
So I saw a thing about Ellen DeGeneres and all
these other celebrities like mass exiting America, and all these
people are like, well, we think it's, you know, part
of a bigger thing because Trump selected. Like the reason
their reasoning is because Trump's elected.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
That's why Allen said she was leaving.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
And the didn't where of the Q guys, the Q
group after her. The Q were after her. He's like,
she's a vampire.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
She's a big supporter of like Diddy, And I just
saw a clip where like her and a bunch of
these like cancer stricken kids were on a couch so
on her show and then Diddy comes out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
She's like, oh, yeah, by the way, I forgot, here's Diddy.
And it's like, oh, you know what cures cancer?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Diddy seemen, right, But she's been to a bunch of
his white parties and stuff. But yeah, her and her
wife said that they're leaving America and never coming back.
And the people that we're talking about were like, we
don't think it's because of Trump being president. We think
there's something more going on to it.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
I mean, if she's if she's gonna find or be
found guilty of crimes, then they will expedite her and stuff. Yeah, so,
I mean, we still have a legal process even though
it's fucking corrupt.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But I think she ran to the UK, is what
the thing said.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Oh yeah, Prince Andrew, Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure connection
there right right.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Well, that's what I was thinking, was of all these
all these Hollywood people are going to be leaving them,
course because they were supporting Kamala and then now Trump
and his.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Ship.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Yeah, they're probably gonna find a bunch of stuff in
the Diddy files exactly.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
That's what I was like.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Still, look at Gisla and Maxwell her her, those names
still haven't been well.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
That's another thing they were talking about, is the one
the one new lady that he wants to appoint for
a g Oh yeah. She said that anybody that wants
to hide the anybody that wants to hide the Epstein
files has no legal right to do so.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Well bull ship, Yeah, and they have no legal right
to hide.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
They have no legal right to hide them, right, they
have to they want to release them. Yeah, they like
she's saying that they are going to release the Epstein files,
are gonna release every single name that's on the floor.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
There's already been a ton of like Freedom of Information
Act I think filed to get them released, and they're
just all being blocked.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
And who who does the blocking uh Merritt Garland and
the d o J.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I don't know. I believe so Yah, the deep state
man whoever?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
We have whatever Democrats in there right now, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
I have a funny feeling this is just all part
of the game. It's all leading to the fake alien invasion.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Still, I do see that coming.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
It's gonna happen. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I think that would be the perfect way to like
stop any of the countries from wanting to nuke each other,
at least for a moment, if there were an alien
invasion to come and kill us all, like, it wouldn't
be the main boogeyman for five minutes that there were aliens.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
And that's what Ronald Wagins said a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Right, And I don't think it's necessarily going to be
there where they're going to come fight us. They're gonna
come down and be like, we don't we can't watch
you about to destroy yourselves. We've already seen in the timeline.
They're gonna start mixing all the ship you know from
Marvel and Disney movies and all the ship and all
the other religions. Right, and we sent Jesus a down
time ago. He was one of us, but you guys
murdered him. But it's okay.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Didn't they just have like an congressional meeting saying that
aliens do in fact?

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Oh yeah, they keep.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Bringing it out and it's it's like that they're under
our ocean, which is something that Flat said for a
long time.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Well, they've had ever since I was a kid. I
remember reading books in the library where they're talking about
underwater phenomena u f w S. Because the UFO was
an unidentified flying object and then what was it? Submerged object?
That's what it was, the US thank you yep, that

(57:50):
was the old acronym for now what do they call him,
like you a piece or something there?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Phenomenon?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, and another name.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Of the new aliens USO's submerged objects because now they're
all from the ocean.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Dude, there's been there's been tails from sailors going back
the time about ship coming out of the ocean and
ships and flying off and following their boats and all
this stuff. I mean, sailors from World War Two had
stories about them and ship too. I'm sure there's sailors
now that have stories about them and they all have
to fucking sign NBA stuff. But supposedly that that's what

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some of this other stuff is coming out where they
have they've released these pilots right yep, that have have
had these crafts.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
On video there like two f twenty two pilots were
like chasing a pair of them and they couldn't keep
up with them.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Yeah, and they were hitting g forces that would turn
that would kill us. It was just your brain just
stoop you yeah, out your ears.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Let's not forget that. One of the most popular theories
as to what happened to Malaysian Flight three seventy was
that three unidentified objects created some sort of teleportal of
some kind of portal or wormhole that either transported MS
Street seventy to another part of the world in present

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time or through time to another dimension possibly. But there's
the famous video of MH three seventy flying through the
clouds and you see three objects rotating around it and
then all of a sudden there's a blink of light
and nothing's there.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Yeah, So you guys, ever heard of Tony Merkle's a
Confessionals podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah I listen.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Yeah, so he did. He interviewed a guy in there
that's been investigating this for like over you know, ten
years now. And those videos that were released, there's actually
two of them from two separate angles, and like one
of them is like a flur like an infrared and
it's like and they're from drones. So it begs the question,
why why was this flight being monitored by these drones? No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I didn't think that though there were these aerial reconnaissance
aircraft that were.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
That that's essentially a drone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Well yeah, well I and I think like the the
interstellar type drone and what they made what I unless
I was misunderstood like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
These drones, but these.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Were massive aircraft that like recorded all kinds of ship?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Were they unless they were man made? It that I
thought they were just like one of the big ass
like those Predator drones.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I could be taken.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I don't know either way. There they had two separate
video angles from it, and they're monitoring it from different
on different frequencies of vision of sight, you know what
I mean? Like, so what was the point of that?
I find it that very strange. So oh, I mean
was it staged? Was it this all stage to like
once again get us ready, like look at look at

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what these all powerful beings are doing. We should just
bow down to them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
And who's to say that these aliens are even really
aliens or even from outer space? Right, they've I mean,
like you just said, they've there's been tails of them
for a long time. Who's to say that they haven't
been here since the creation of this planet, the creation
of the world we live on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Well, I mean that also goes back to some of
the theories that I've heard that that like they're not they're
fallen angels, they're nehloing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Yeah, they're there are interdimensional beings, and yeah, I think
they were banish here and trap here on Earth. But
they can they can walk through different planes, right through
different dimensions. And uh, I think some of the stuff
is physical. I think some of it's spiritual, but it
appears physical. Right, they can manipulate if they can, they

(01:01:54):
can manipulate our realm in ways that we couldn't even
understand it. Well, I'm sure actually somewhere in DARPA they
have somebody knows about it. Right, So there's Molder and
Skully have files somewhere. There's somewhere the Smoking Man. He
knows all the shit going on, but we'll never probably know.
And yeah, it's very interesting. And I honestly think, like

(01:02:16):
I said, they're gonna push for this fake alien agenda.
They're gonna use some type of shit like holograms in
the sky, a mix with real stuff, and you know,
it's gonna be a sixty experience. Dude, You're gonna feel
things because they've already been testing those like radio wave
things that they can blast into your system. You don't
hear anything, but all of a sudden, you start, your

(01:02:36):
body starts like convulsing and shit and everything like that.
Dark has been working on that since we were all
in fucking high school, you know. And uh, that's gonna
be a combination of that, and then these things are
gonna be our saviors quote unquote, until you know, they're
gonna be like, look, there's this really really bad alien

(01:02:57):
race coming here to kill all of us. They want
to take us over. This is then knows coming. We're
like the guardians of the Galaxy. These guys are Theanos coming,
So we gotta we got to bow together. You guys
need to take these injections in order to be you know,
complete your DNA to make it more perfect for the
next step in human evolution. It's gonna be all types

(01:03:18):
of crazy shit, dude, because it makes me think about
In the Bible, in the Book of Revelation talks about
when Jesus comes back. It says the Battle of Armageddon,
there was a multitude of people that could not be
count and that was how many people were gathered to
make war against against Christ. And they knew he was coming.
They're ready for him, right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Yeah, I that whole thing, man is especially Yeah, the
technology that I feel like they're slowly like leaking, Alex.
I do think that, like the military is, their technology.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Is so so so far advanced, not necessarily the military
sor but the things that only a handful of people know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
As far as like different technological advances and what have you.
Like I forgot where it was, but there was like
a projection in the sky. I don't know if it
was in the United States, but it was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
It was wild.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
And I think that alone, and I think they have
better technology than that. But if they were to just
use that technology alone in the right area would freak
people out, It would cause complete pandemonium. And I think, yeah,
I mean, I definitely see this. I definitely see this
some sort of something like this happening here in the

(01:04:43):
in the in the future. One thousand percent would It
would force everyone to come together. It would put a
halt on whatever, you know, global issues that are happening.
And I think that is the perfect way to initiate
the New World Order or the one World Order or

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what have you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Yeah, And it's been in movies and fantasy for a
long time, Like look at like Star Trek for example,
where they're like, you gotta you know, we're all going
to band together and we're gonna build the spaceships and
we're gonna go out and then they fight like alien
racism shit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Well yeah, I mean, and I think that's part of
their black magic. Part of what they have to do
is they have to tell us essentially what they're gonna
do before they do it, as I like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
And also it also desensitizes you a little bit to
where when it does have to not completely you're not
completely in shock.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Yeah, and when people speak out against it also see
it has a it's a double edged sorce. So when
people well speak out against it, they're like, yeah, you
watch too many movies or read too many Internet conspiracies,
Like you're dumb. They would tell me that if this
was true and or CNN or you name it of you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Oh whoopee, you know whoopy is going to be driving
that UFO that comes down. Dude, that bitch is going
to be front end center.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Oh yeah, look at this thing. It's absolutely a hundred
cent real because it's on TV and we're telling you
that it's real.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
We'd triple checked it. You can tell it's real because
it looks so fake.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Yeah, that's funny because we were I was talking to
Hank about that on Friday about I don't know, we
were talking about the Tower of Babbel and now I
was about the Firmament and supposedly we went to the
moon but the technology was lost. And is this God,
you know, making sure that we can't break through the firmament?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Dude, it's just so wild.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
It's I say this quite often, but it is a
wild time to be alive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
It really is a wild, wild time to be alive.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
That's funny. I was just having a conversation with with
my kids about the Tower of Babel and how languages
have changed and this and that. Here's something that will
blow your mind. So on a real clear night, you know,
they call it, we're told it's the Milky Way belt
that you see in the sky right when it's a
perfect clear night out. Yeah, and there's no light pollution

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and you can see that beautiful rift all throughout the sky.
What I think about now is, you know when Noah's
flood it said, it said, the earth tore open, and
the sky tore open, the windows of heaven opened up,
and flood of the earth. Right, Yes, Well, when we

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look in nature, you ever seen a scar on a
tree or I mean even on human body and stuff.
Next time you're outside, look at that Milky Way rift
and think about scars that you've seen in nature. And
you tell me that's not that doesn't look like some
type of scar tissue or something that's interesting. I don't know.
Maybe I took too many shrooms and was looking at

(01:08:02):
it once.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
No, No, because like I don't even have to go
out and look at it right now, I just know
exactly what you're talking about on a tree.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
And damn the similarities between that and the scars are incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Right, and then when it says, you know, the great
deep were open and burst forth, and then we have
now in the ocean and in the Atlantic, the biggest,
the deepest part of the world. Right, the Mariana Trench there, Yeah,
Mariana Trench. It's just a giant tear pretty much. Yeah,

(01:08:40):
I don't know. I wonder if that lines that lines
up at all with with the Milky Way rift.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Every once in a while, I'm sure it does.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Yeah, as it's rotating around, right or we're rotating whatever
the circumstances.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
You would you would think that it would have to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Almost got like God just put his finger down m
and wop. Yeah, wah, precisely.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
That's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
You're good, Hank, you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Yeah, your face is good. What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
So what y'all boys gonna be doing for for this
Thanksgiving coming up? You're got y'all gonna travel or oh no.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Yeah, we're having the fam come over here and it
should be a good time cooking turkey and ham and
potatoes and beans, green beans, cream corn, shrimp, cocktail.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Oh it sounds great.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
I think, mel, you're going over to your aunt's house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yeah, no, my cousins, So we got families to go to.
We'll be going to my my grandmom's house where all
my side of the family is going to be at,
and then we'll end up going to her mom's house
later that afternoon where her side of the family will be.
Holiday always stressful as ship because we always got several

(01:10:28):
places to go to. But mm hmm, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Yeah, that's where it's nice. When you're hosting it. You're like, oh,
I can't leave him hosting. But usually we have my
family and my wife's mom comes out and all this stuff,
my mother in law and then my father in law.
He uh, he's kind of just a homebody and he's like, well,
I'm just gonna stay here and cook a hand by
myself and drink. We're here. If you want to come out,

(01:10:58):
well about you can't want you go going on buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
First of all, I like your I like your uncle's
way of thinking, because if I had it my way,
that's exactly what will be going down. But yeah, no,
we got We tried splitting it up every year we could.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
We could do the like.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Go to both houses or both homes in one day,
but we just picked one per year, so that's the
one we're going to. So this year we're going to
my fiance's grandma's house, grandmother's house, so we're gonna go
over there and do that, and then next year we'll
be over up my mom's and we do the typical,
you know, the typical turkey dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
We got the turkey, we got the ham, we got.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
The I don't I really honestly don't know what else
is going to be on the menu, but we got
the turkey in the ham. But but most important, the
brining of the turkey, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
The brining of the turkey is key, bro That is key.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
And I have I have a question for y'all because
I am a big I love like I'm not eating
turkey without cranberry sauce, not the chunk the sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
I like the jellied sauce. And I need one of a.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Can to myself, to myself, and that'll and the the
purpose the reason why i've i've I have this like
connection with the cranberry jelly is because back in the
day before times were brighter, me and my me and

(01:12:26):
my mom we lived in a in a mobile home
park and she was fucking around, like I know, damn
while she was off fucking around, and we didn't end
up going to Thanksgiving with the family, and one family
member felt bad and they delivered us turkey and like
a little zip block container and it was like the
driest of turkey, like bone dry. And I will never

(01:12:48):
forget the only way I was able to choke that down.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
It's like, get a get a.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Chunk of turkey and then just swipe it in the
the cranberry and down the hatchet just enough moisture where
you didn't fucking choke and yeah, now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
It's like I gotta have cranberry.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
Even if you got a nice juicy turkey, I'll still
try it by itself.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
But the cranberry is a must, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
And then and then one of my all time favorite
things is left o.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Like I don't fuck with leftovers at all.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
I do not like leftovers for the most part, depending
on what it is, but leftover turkey dinner, Dude. You
can do sandwiches, so you get your turkey, you're stuffing
maybe some ham, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Cranberry sauce on there, man, Or you could do.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
A castle role. Dude, So you do a casserole with
all your leftover stuff. You get your mashed potatoes in there,
then put some stuffing on top, throwed up your turkey
cranberry and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
You ever tried a turkey pot pie with leftover turkey
and stuff from Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
But that's really good, dude. It's filthy, filthy delicious. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
That's a dirty, dude. I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
My green bean cast the role that I'm getting ready
to devour. M m.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Yeah, that's one of my favorites on Thanksgiving is green
bean cast role.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yeah, green bean castroles gotta have crunchys on top though.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
So my wife has to make two batches because my
bitch ass brother in laws alerting onions.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
They can't pick.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
That ship off a pussy about it. No, he's an
awesome guy, but he's just old and then now like
he's like I used to just power through it, but
now it's like when you get older, it's not so
much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
I mean, that's very nice of her, because what your
wife could do is just serve it the way it
is and then hand him an EpiPen and tell him
to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
So that's very nice. I'm gonna suggest that to her.
Here's that's what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Yeah, I was a two hundred dollars EpiPen.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
I don't even know what those things go for, but
I'm from I'm pretty sure they're like outrageously expensive for
one ampipin.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
But I get crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
There's always, there's always for I think it's actually on
my my dad's side, my aunt or my grandma makes uh,
she makes potato salad, and she has to make a
special one that either has I don't know what she
puts in the original, but one's got dill pickle, one's
got sweet pickles in it because my uncle doesn't like

(01:15:32):
one or the other.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
So she makes the extra extra.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's one of the it's one of the two.
But it's you know, it's a nice gesture, dude. Okay,
So I got a real quick just harp on this
real quick, because I depending I guess it almost in
a weird way, depends on the person. Like I'm willing
to go out of my way and do something a
little different, but like to accommodate your knees. But one

(01:15:59):
thing I will not do is if we're doing like
pizza or some ship. My dad's my dad's girlfriend, her
and her entire family have been brainwashing. They're thinking they're
all fucking gluten free. And I do know that there
is some scientific things. Okay, well I'm but I'm telling
you these people, these people are not that okay, they're

(01:16:21):
fucking brainwashed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
To give you an idea on how how this poor
kid was raised, he was the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
One kid in class that if if you were doing
a pizza party, because everyone fucking did their homework one week,
he was the one kid that was not allowed to
eat the pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
He had to have his.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Own little, special, little fucking sandwich. So now this kid
is oh god, dude, his name's Kyle.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Not even pisses me off even fucking more.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
And I'm like, you, motherfucker, dude. You and you had
to get my name too, dude, fuck off, dude. But yeah, dude,
like the gluten free shit, dude, I don't. I don't
fuck with man like, that's that's on you. If we're
doing a barbecue and we're doing like a family event
and you needue gluten free buns, I'm not paying fucking
twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
For six gluten free buns when all you need is
one of them. That's it. That's a you fucking problem,
not a meat problem.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Yeah, here's here's an idea. Don't eat the fucking bun.
Then grab a piece of lettuce.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Yeah yeah, Oh have you ever heard a protein style bitch?

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Yeah, it's going to carnivore diet. Shut the fuck up
and leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Man, I'm a nice person, I swear to you, but
certain people have no tolerance for.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
We had this guy, his his wife was on this
gluten kick and he brought in a gluten free loaf
of banana bread and it was like the most disgusting thing.
It looked like somebody stuffed a giant bananaup there ask
and out. It looked terrible. And we tried it and

(01:18:02):
I was like, oh, this is gross, and he's like
all He's like all right, boys and joy We're like
all right, cool, thanks sir. And then he walks out
and I fucking smashed up into a ball and put
in tinfoil and then went and put it in his
glove box. He never said anything about it. I don't
know whenever he found it, But who knows the price
still in there.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Yeah, you gotta wait till summer kicks back in, when
that heat really starts. The heat starts going on and
let all the let all the micro organisms do their
working tin foil ball.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Yeah eventually, dude. Yeah, Like I said, the best part
is that I got out like two weeks later, so
I don't even know if he found that or not.
I'm sure he did, but and of course if he
walked back in, who the hell did this? Like, oh
the retard TP, he's gone. I was like right when
I was getting on the Marine Corps, So like, fuck you, Sarah,
you douchebag, bring this fucking vile shit in here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
That's a disgrease you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Yeah, he would have been better off eating eating like
a banana loaf cake out of an m R.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Dude, those are fire, no doubt, Yeah, no doubt. Yeah.
Why even bring that ship in and just throwing the
dumpster if you didn't want to, Your wife's never gonna
know about it. Yeah. Man, they must have really liked
that baby. They ate it all up. I came back
in to get a slice, it was gone, uh or

(01:19:28):
she found in the glove box, Like you're lying piece
of ship man, she's like that. Hopefully that caused the divorce. No,
I'm just joking. I don't want to be that big
of a piece of ship.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Well, yeah we will. Uh, well, we'll go ahead and
start wrapping this up. Gentlemen, KYL, I want you to
thinking you're don't We're gonna have four don'ts. We're gonna
let We're gonna let TP and the Mail kick us
off with the album Talk Guy's Fashion. But uh, listeners,

(01:20:03):
we appreciate y'all for hanging out with his TP. It
was lovely to catch up with you again.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Mil.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
It's been a pleasure to meet you and have you
one be linking up. So we're gonna be planning out.
We'll get some some hard details nailed down for this
next Disney episode so we can yeah, get along with
that series. You know, it's only taking a year and
a half to do.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
I know, I know what. I'm almost kind of glad
we waited because so much has come out now with
the Disney Pedophile ship that Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
I'll send over the in in the group chat. I'll
send you guys a link. It's a digital link to
was it zig sig freed Meyer's uh Bloodlines of the Illuminati.
Oh yeah, there's a whole section on Disney in there,
Walt Disney and I kind of briefly I found it

(01:20:59):
ran and we actually were just kind of scrolling through
and I found a little clip of some stuff what
I believe we haven't talked about yet.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
But I'll send that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Over your guys' way, so you guys can peep through
it and pick out gone over and and what have you.
And yeah, thank you guys again. Man, that's always a pleasure. God,
what a what a what a good way to wrap
up this weekend and that this makes my Monday a
little less shitty.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
So thank you all.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Yeah, no problem, dude, Thank you guys for having us
on and we were able to make this happen. It
was awesome. Uh yeah, it's I love hanging out with
you guys and shooting the ship. It's always. Yeah, it's
always a blast, man, So.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
For sure, take me too long to catch back up.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Yeah, unfortunately, but uh hey, that's that's part of the life.
We're all family men, went with a full time jobs
and ship, so it is what it is. And tell
our fans, uh, some we have some you know angel
donor that just drops a couple of mill in each
one of our bank accounts. We're going to just have
to We're just gonna have to do what we can. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Well, we keep holding that hope for that day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Right, I keep praying.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Man, All right, y'all lead us on out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
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Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
And always remember, don't eat the yellow cake, don't drink
the kool aid, don't eat the yellow snow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Hank your cow where your cow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Lost?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Dude? Don't the food. On Thanksgiving there were go all right,
how you fumbled the fucking ball.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Hank even gave you like a five minute like, yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
I am still I'm still lost.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Still you remember about five minutes ago when I say, hey,
think of your dope because we're gonna get out of here.
All the talk got style and they do.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Don't be yeah, don't be an asshole, man, Jesus, how
the moments passed?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
That was just awkward, perfect don't be an assholegiving.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Heavy Thanksgiving gentlemen six four three and I would talk
guys and Sunday Night, Secret Society.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Oh,