June 24, 2023 • 30 mins
- A Date with Judy
- Genre: Comedy, drama, romance
- Audience: Teenagers, young adults
- Running time: 30 minutes
- Broadcast network: NBC, then ABC
- Creators: Jerome Lawrence, Aleen Leslie
- Stars: Ann Gillis (1941), Dennie Ellis (1942), Louise Erickson (1943-1950), Paul McGrath, Margaret Brayton
- Air dates: June 24, 1941 - May 25, 1950
- Synopsis: The show follows the life of Judy Foster, a teenage girl who lives in a small town. Judy deals with the usual teenage problems, such as school, friends, and boys. The show also features her relationships with her parents, Melvin and Dora Foster.
- Legacy: A Date with Judy was one of the most popular radio shows of its time. It was praised for its humor, its realistic portrayal of teenage life, and its positive message for young listeners. The show has been credited with helping to launch the careers of several young actresses, including Ann Gillis, Dennie Ellis, and Louise Erickson.
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Hello, Hello, Judy, thisis Zougie. I have something very important
to ask you. But go rightahead, oogie. I was wondering,
that is, I was desirous ofknowing if you'd, if you, if
you'd go study with me? WhyOogie? I just love, to my
goodness you would. Of course Ican go steady with you the whole first
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week in February. That's Judy,folks, Judy fostered, a lovable teenage
girl who is close to all ourhearts. Well, it's evening at the
Foster's house and Judy and her friendMETSI are discussing wife Rammedolph. Judy's twelve
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year old brother is Kibbutzi. Tonightis the third night in the consecutive Hunk,
I don't have a date. Businessis Bob with me too? Judy?
I wonder what's become of man?This must become of them I care
about. It's what's going to becomeof me? What's going to become a
minor? Evening now? And ifI never wear it, oh, it'll
just probably stay in the cupboard tillone day it falls off the hook dead
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before I at Randolph. You know, Mitsy, this is the longest law
without dates I've ever known since,well, for a couple of weeks.
I know what, Judy, Let'shave a party. Oh that's a brilliant
idea. Well, a party mightput us right back at our feet socially
runny. How I'll give you anothercrack at the boys. Another couple was
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most party, says other girls?You said at Mitsy. It seems like
every time I give a party,some other girl gets well practically engaged.
She could only have a party withoutother girls, just with boys. Why
couldn't I couldn't they? Why halfa party without other girls? Huh?
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Don't you see? We could justmike boys, millions of them. We'd
have all them into ourselves, becausethe only girls would be there would be
us. Julie, are you sureyou wan't Mitchy to come? Of course?
Why don't we have it tomorrow night? Why do you say, oh,
it's the deal duty and now webetter start inviting boys right now?
Is this a scrunch aside the udia? Except you think the boys will when
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it come to the party, whenit is they not. We're the only
girls they Oh that's simple. Wewon't tell them, but it were would
be kind of a left down whenthey find it out at the party for
him to awful across that bridge andwe come to it. Come on,
Missy, let's go over to yourhalf now and call the boys. How
can't we do it here at yourhalf duty because my family gets nervous when
I use the phone twenty five orthirty times in a row, so is
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mine. Oh but Julie doesn't haveto live with your family, Mitsy.
Come on, missy, if youlet us call the boys from your house,
I'll have a party at my house. Well all right, that sounds
saying well hi, mother hoo runsa row for DUI out in the porch
with Judy and Missy. Aren't girlsweird? Yakut the yakety yaken do there
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back and forth than you? Mother? You're not even listening to me.
I'm very busy right now, Rundall, what's you're doing? I'm colling the
people. I was invited to myparty tomorrow night, Your party tomorrow night.
Certainly who else would be having aparty tomorrow night? Well, you
never control. I thought it wouldbe a good chance to have a very
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elegant en party while your father's outof town. Yeah, but under the
circumstances. I think you'd better program, doll. Please go over to Curley's
house for someplace. I amn't timeto chat. Do you know? Chatting
might be very profitable at this moment? Mother, on a kind of I
can hand you some chap. It'llmake your hair stand on end. Now,
don't know if that's enough for aboy of your age. You talk
too much tomorrow night this time?Will you please remind me of that?
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To morrow? No, I'll letme see Missus Smith mix similar on Missus
Goodman twelve and no, haven't yougone there? That's settled. I will
now stand by and let nature takeits course. Well, whyes, that
does it? Randalls? What areyou going to do tomorrow night? Me?
I'm just going to sit back andenjoy a double feature. Judy here,
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come hereded it. I want youto help me with something for the
party tonight. The party, wellthen you know about it? What do
you mean? I know about it? I'm up to my ears and work
for it, don't I? Oh, but I hate to see you working
so hard, mother. I wasgoing to do a step lighter with the
years. I want to get downthe silver the Stirling still for him.
Oh, Jeane, Mother, youshouldn't go to all that trouble. He
every day silver, it'd be perfectlygood. And oh no, they'd all
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go woman talk about and if Iget said everyday silver on the table.
Oh, I don't think they would. I don't think they'd even notice it.
My idea they'd notice it to it'sa dead fly on the inside of
a chandeliers two inches from the ceiling. Oh, you won't need to worry
about them hanging from chandeliers or anything. They'll probably behave pretty well most of
the time. Wow, I hope. So now let's see, I haven't
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decided yet on the menu. Well, I was thinking about hot dogs and
baked beans and maybe a bunch ofdeal pickles. I never heard of been
thing so ridiculous, normand life hotdogs, Judy, Why, if I've
stayed enough points, I'm gonna havehand maybe a turkey. Oh mother,
how too highly lugge you are?Now? I suppose cocktails are out cocktails?
Oh mother, that's silly. Rootbeer is good enough. Judies who
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don't stop making idiotics suggecting room deer, Why I want this to be one
of the nicest potties ever held?In this house. Oh that's the way
I feel about it. But Ididn't know you. Calcahana will have food
punts from you'll serve it with theobdeb Mother, you're just about the most
understanding person I ever heard of inmy home. If I wouldn't understand how
to have a nice potty after allthese years, you know, Judy respond.
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It's gonna cost a lot of money. Oh, mother, you're awfully
generous, and since you're so terriblysweet, I'm gonna put up fifty cents
of my own money. You don'the just spend a money on this party?
Why not? Mother, I'm gladto do this. Sometimes I underestimate
you. When you come right downto it, you're about the sweetest,
most unselfish girl I know. MisterLeslie, this is missus Foster. Would
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it be possible to order some icecream for a party this evening? Oh?
Oh, I see half ice creamand half here of a hum Well,
I'll be very glad to get it, mister Leslie. Is this the
Gordon Record Shop? Well, thisis Julie Foster, and I'd like to
buy a few records for a party. I'm having a night something very hot
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and boogie woogie if you know whatI mean. Have you got let's play
hooky cookie? Well I'll take that. And if you got hello goon,
let's spoons rep send those? Andoh wait, I'd like a good Conda
number. Oh yes, has caughtme on the box with a coke?
And that that's wonderful? Is thisis a may worm? Well? This
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is is faster if I'm having aparty and I didn't been thinking about entertainment.
I wondered if you could come andplay your lovely heart for the ladies.
You can't, Oh, mister Maywem, that will be wonderful. M
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m m m. I I'll backto a date with Duty ran off.
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Primly, here is everybody world.Duty's upstairs junking your loveliness in the bathtub.
Mother's just finished junking horn me.I'm just hanging around. This is
gonna be quite a night. ButI think I go upstairs and her duty
along. I guess somebody's trying on. I'll go, how do you do,
young man? Now you just holdthe door up and I'll bring my
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heart there. Before you go toall that trouble. Maybe you will be
a good idea to find out ifYou've got the right address. This is
the pasta residence, isn't it?It is where anything can happen. Young
man, Is this the largest dooryou have in this house? It's going
to be very difficult to get myheart to it. Well, maybe you
could sort of fly in through awindow. No lever, the young man,
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no lever, Now, kind oftend to your mother. Mother,
mother didn't say shout. Shouting isthe only thing that gets results in this
town. Hand off if you callme? See, oh, how this
is the way when you're here alreadywith your heart come right here? He
can come in. But the questionis Kenny's heart. This is the smallest
door I've ever encount I don't thinkyour part time gets so don't not be
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careful, rand I suppose you andmister Maywem go around to the back door
and see if you can get thehot through that way. Don't worry,
I'll open wide them for agates.Come on, mister many. Oh,
I'm getting all worn out lugging thetop around. I always I had it
stuck to my piccolo. Good issomebody's here already and I haven't the punchmaid?
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Hello, man, you poke youthat to see your old woe on
the NBA. I mean expect youhome from the first week. I got
a nice surprise for you, dear. This is missus Miller. How do
you do, Missus Foster, howdo you do? I stopped off with
the Miller's in Cleveland to talk alittle business, and I thought Missus Miller
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and just spending a few days withus as a housecare as well. Hell,
he isn't dead. Grand I knewyou'd be tickled a dance. I've
talked to Doris so much about you, Missus Miller, you and your charming
husband, hell and night. Soyou're settling goodness. And to think I'm
having a part of this season partyparty. I'm just paying off some of
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my obligations, you know, missMiller. I see, well that's that's
time man. Well though, Isuppose Missus Miller want to go upstairs and
change after the ride is Oh,yes, of course, I'll show you
up to the guest room. Ihave news. Mister may Warm can't get
us high to the backdoor. Eager. Oh don oh, Missus Miller,
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I want to meet my boy Randall. How do you do? How do
you do? I wonder if Missusmay well, should try to side doing.
I've told Randall so much about you, Missus Miller. Hell and I
Randall h oh, yes, oh, I should say so. He's been
dueling all over the place, thatMiller. He's hardly talked about everything else
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for a month, Randolph. Beforeyou show missus Nor up to the guest
drom, I'd like to speak toyour father a minute. Oh sure,
all right, this way, MissusMiller. Thank you, follow me,
Missus Nor, goodness takes Milton.Who is she? Dora? She is
the stippest, most straight flaced,tight mouth woman in the world. That's
obvious, But I still ask whois she? W L. Miller's wife?
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Who said you all? Milling justone of the biggest smoke tongue distributors
in this country. That's all story. If I can get his account,
I won't have to give my missa thought for a year. We hope
this is going to be a nice, polite party. Do I hope you
haven't ax your usual friends? Whatdo you mean by that? I don't
get excited, dear. It's justthat I want everything to go smoothly.
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No idea how much influence Missus Millerhasn't arsed them, and she's got to
go home and tells them you all. She wants them to give me the
account. Well, I'll do everythingI can. Be here, the glances
in the guest room taking off herdead thanks grand say here, I hope
you're not playing cabs tonight. WhatI want? Well, nothing except when
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some of your friends sit down toplate Bridge. It's no longer a polite
social they played for blood well,Vehma Nelson. I don't send my friends
to child school before I invite themto a party. Besides, it's going
to be a very thick in sideaffair. There's no reason why it shouldn't
be just the thing to please her. I can take her a few reasons
put that run off, so Ihave a quick glance at my watch makes
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me realize that it's too late tobring up a say so, if you
mean about mister may Worn's harp headn'ttry the side door. Then, I
look, Dora, there's no sensein my hanging around. I'm gonna leave
missus Miller entirely. D Well,what are you gonna do? Dan?
I don't think I'll go both ofyou game. You certainly don't want me
men around the house tonight. Ishould say no, I should say no.
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Well, I run along, man, have a good time tonight,
and please Dora, whatever you do, see that missus Miller has a good
time. Oh, don't worry abouther, Missus Nolla certainly came as a
surprise. I set like bad.They're going to have a nice party for
her. You suppose everything is allset, run though like a seals.
I guess somebody here, all ofit hollow, missus Foster, Oh,
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gee, I guess judevits it'll bedown just a minute now. I hope
you'll go out someplace and don't comeback till the party's over. Still,
the party's over again, Missus Foster. Hello, indeed, Kyle de high
am I the first one here.Boy, you look snazzy. Thank you,
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Rudi. Oh everything that's so nice? Does the children and the man
one can't get as hop to theside gurais and oh, for the love
of he well said, please whereeverybody stopped being with him? Let me
paint Randolph tell us to me oneto take his hop up on the port.
Since he can't get the hop insidethe house, the ladies have to
go outside to hear him. Theladies mother certainly. Who do you think
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I'm having at this party? Man? You know, but I am?
Are you talking about? There arefifteen women coming this evening, and no
there's not their fifteen boys coming outtheir midst ut hesvite me to talking.
See you's here already, and he'sthe boy. I can't tell he definitely,
Judy, do you mean to sayyou're having a post And of course
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what have we been doing all thiswork for my bosses? Oh? Mother,
you mean a lot of women arecoming over, Judy Falster, Why
do you do these things to me? And I don't worry, mother.
I could have invited my boy scoutthrough, but I didn't. The boy
miss off the great nose, greatnotes. I've just succeeded in getting my
heart through the cellar door. I'mgoing out blow me down. This is
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Hilans. No I go, He'sgonna let me do it. I'm neutral
right there, one and all thefacilities are just about to begin. You've
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been all the boys. This isMillis, I have herold a fougie and
then and I believe this is stinkyover here. Oh you fly at Joe
Joe Duran and panty waits off.I'm terribly sorry this happen. Well,
I don't quite understand, Julie,all of us boys and all those well
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fairly elderly ladies, it's all amostterrible mess. How is I don't know
mother was having a party? ToneWell, I understand, Judie, I
understand about your mother's party. Butwhat I'm talking about is your party.
Where is the girls? Well there'sMittia and me, two girls for fifteen
man. So it was just anidea Mitsy and I had we thought of
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the workout all right, and whatever. Mother hadn't had a party too,
Judy, I'm simply granted missus Miller'sjust sitting there glaring. She's shocked at
it. But it wasn't whether Michael. There's nobody's done anything. Why don't
I question thinks I tried to explainthat it was having two parties, but
I don't think she believes the wordof it was he. Look the way
she's sitting there isn't very relaxed.Is she idsn't want to do if your
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father loses that contract on a counterart? You think it would help any
if I got my voice to mixwith your girl as suddenly would not?
Oh, Judy I know what I'mgonna do. I'm gonna get everybody down
in the cellar. And we listenedto mister Bayworn playing his heart in the
sell. Well, he couldn't gethis half here in the place else,
so we just have to get downthere. Thank you, thank you,
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mister day Well, thank you.And now everybody, let's go upstairs and
now and now for my fifth rendition, I've chosen a medley all the lesson
on words of Jacoma my abit.Oh hello, HOLI go ahead, brother,
here we go again. Be quiet, Randolph, and I'm supposed to
be here at this party anyway.Who is he? Boys? I'm terribly
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sorry about this. He half jansession, Eliza, I was she driving
up a little and her hunt.I'm terribly sorry. It's all part of
the terrible mistake. They're the bestlooking girls at this party. I ever
saw the part of a mistake too. The quirement seems to me where I'm
glaring at us, I'm glaring athim too. My special favorite number is
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Missus Miller Hooks. You just sleepon her double ten, the quiet man.
Oh, she's a guest of honor, no wonder, she's the cutest
run on the bun. I'm terriblysorry. I guess you fellows aren't having
a very good time. I'm lovingevery minute of it. This is too
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much, too much. I justcan't go on. I just can't playing
in the cellar like this. I'mnot used to it. And all this
whistling, and now my springs rowonder piton is the may world? Now
we won't be able to hear theend of the peace. Well, we
just have to go upstairs, ladiesand everybody, miss way a may one.
We'll have to play for us someother evenings. That is debatable.
A mother, please come over here, and then I want to talk to
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you as a member of the family. May I'd be in on this conference
the NDA So far is it,Jude? So on account of your women
are kind of old for my men. I was wondering, could you take
your party in the dining room andlet my party dance in the living l
I don't care what we're doing.The more Father's deals beyond saving anyway,
missus Miller's fast asleep any all,He's gonna wake her up. Mother?
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Are you're just gonna leave her toenjoy you? I'm gonna wake up this
father for her and who starts gonnaget out of It's so easily. Well,
come on, everybody, my gang. I mean we're going upstairs and
Piconda records. Oh that's a greatidea. And what are we ladies going
to do? Missus f We're gonnaplay bridge? Would you all please go
upstairs to the dining room? Oh, Randall, I'm going upstands with the
office. Could you tactfully wake up? This is in your life. Oh
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you bad? Oh, missus Miller, Missus Miller's time to get up.
I mean, would you like toplay some bridge? Missus Miller? Nope?
What's the oh the lovely lovely music? Oh that's been over for five
minutes, it has I was thinking, you're thinking so deeply. I didn't
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see a line. What's that that'scost me? On the box with a
coconut? You don't think the yay, isn't it? What's that they started
to call up there? That's thehouse something? Well, I guess I'll
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end of that tournament after all.Hi, you bold at well? Game
buster that Hey, let's get backand bowl another one. Let me get
off the hunk. Oh no,I'm sorry, Bill and I had better
beginning. Hold come on else.Welcover. Okay, here's your forty five
shance. Why am I hanna gohome to his wife when his wife's having
a hen party? I'll never know? Oh this hen party is different?
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Oh can it be different? Theycackle the same at all their parties,
not the on the door I wasgoing to night. This is a nice,
quiet, dignified one has to be. She we're entertaining the wife of
a very important client of mine.And believe me, that old battle axe
wouldn't stand for anything noisy, Oh, sir, h hush, will be
so quiet and peaceful. I betI'll never even recognize. Young people do
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make a lot of noise. Don'tsay you know, missus Foster. That's
while I'm dummy. I can foundwho in the living room? I bet
hurry back. The last summer wehad when in the living room and never
came back. Seems most of theladies are in the living room, Missus
Miller. Missus Miller shot him toplay, So I did fast? Stay
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far as the bidding's over. You'replaying the hand? Oh, yes,
I have it. Don't listening tothe music weird, isn't it? Pope?
It isn't bothering you're not at allwell girls having time? Rand off?
You're doing in here again? You'regoing back in the living room?
Okay, even though I think I'llgo with you. What and just take
my arm? Missus Miller and thatmother? May I suggest you give up
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Ridge entirely and play solace? Come? What are they doing? Bad?
Dog? And that's the conda?Linn is this is new baseball? I
can't wait to see you in action. What in the sam Hill is going
on in this? Oh? Father? When did you come in with your
mother? Hello? This is goget What are you doing? Kind?
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Oh? This is too awful thingto happen. I'm so sorry, Water.
What are you trying to do ruinmy business? I told you said
this was gonna be a signifying WillMelton. It's posted out to be Billy.
Please earn that music all What areyou stopping? I was stop beginning
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to enjoy my hel enjoy yourself.Why, missus Miller, I thought you'd
be curious. Curious by mister Foster, I congratulate you. This is the
first time in my life I've hada good time with a business acquaintance of
my husband. Most of them aresuch straight laced and boring. Why did
you knew how many hard solos andlips of the planos I've listened to,
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and I've been to so many snootybridge parties. I'm numb the pleasure the
fine people who know how to enjoythemselves. Well, well, thank you.
Why did you join our carna i, missus Miller, Well, I
don't know how to conga, butbut I'll bet I can steal bully huge
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heard that's a wonderful idea. Ithink these young people with losses I'll play
the piano way are lying. Idon't like to drag, but I was
the body hard champion of North andOhio in nineteen Lessons obvious, Missus Milker,
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and show us how well's all right? But I need a posture.
Come on, mister Foster, don'tcome on now, come on? All
you doing? Put your arms aroundme like this and the little rip open
round? I pause. I'm aline when you're looking up. I'm a
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little rough, not your most awonderful body. I never sick at you
for a heap. That's where Samtaught who wasn't it she? Everybody had
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the best time after it got started. Well, missus Miller has gone to
bed. Well, I should thinkso. She was exhausted, and it
was the first party. I didn'thave to worry about the other women snagging
all the men. I can understandthat. But hollow we entertains me,
Missus Miller Tomorrow, Oh, that'sall arranged. The gang's coming over.
I'm gonna take you to do thebum one before anybody does anything. There's
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a job to do in the cellarfor what's home, Randall. It's mister
may One. He got a chopin the cellar, all right, but
now he can't get it out,I think. But Judy is written by
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Alene Lastly and stars Louise Ericson andNick Davis. Mister and Missus Foster was
led by John Brown and Byron Larry. Music was composed by Paul soft Heelen
conducted by Constantine Bagalena Carr. Theprogram was produced and directed by Helen Bang.
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This is the Armed Forces Radio Serviceat them. The four Planer
Hello, Hello, Judy, thisis Zougie. I have something very important
to ask you. But go rightahead, oogie. I was wondering,
that is, I was desirous ofknowing if you'd, if you, if
you'd go study with me? WhyOogie? I just love, to my
goodness you would. Of course Ican go steady with you the whole first
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week in February. That's Judy,folks, Judy fostered, a lovable teenage
girl who is close to all ourhearts. Well, it's evening at the
Foster's house and Judy and her friendMETSI are discussing wife Rammedolph. Judy's twelve
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year old brother is Kibbutzi. Tonightis the third night in the consecutive Hunk,
I don't have a date. Businessis Bob with me too? Judy?
I wonder what's become of man?This must become of them I care
about. It's what's going to becomeof me? What's going to become a
minor? Evening now? And ifI never wear it, oh, it'll
just probably stay in the cupboard tillone day it falls off the hook dead
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before I at Randolph. You know, Mitsy, this is the longest law
without dates I've ever known since,well, for a couple of weeks.
I know what, Judy, Let'shave a party. Oh that's a brilliant
idea. Well, a party mightput us right back at our feet socially
runny. How I'll give you anothercrack at the boys. Another couple was
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most party, says other girls?You said at Mitsy. It seems like
every time I give a party,some other girl gets well practically engaged.
She could only have a party withoutother girls, just with boys. Why
couldn't I couldn't they? Why halfa party without other girls? Huh?
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Don't you see? We could justmike boys, millions of them. We'd
have all them into ourselves, becausethe only girls would be there would be
us. Julie, are you sureyou wan't Mitchy to come? Of course?
Why don't we have it tomorrow night? Why do you say, oh,
it's the deal duty and now webetter start inviting boys right now?
Is this a scrunch aside the udia? Except you think the boys will when
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it come to the party, whenit is they not. We're the only
girls they Oh that's simple. Wewon't tell them, but it were would
be kind of a left down whenthey find it out at the party for
him to awful across that bridge andwe come to it. Come on,
Missy, let's go over to yourhalf now and call the boys. How
can't we do it here at yourhalf duty because my family gets nervous when
I use the phone twenty five orthirty times in a row, so is
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mine. Oh but Julie doesn't haveto live with your family, Mitsy.
Come on, missy, if youlet us call the boys from your house,
I'll have a party at my house. Well all right, that sounds
saying well hi, mother hoo runsa row for DUI out in the porch
with Judy and Missy. Aren't girlsweird? Yakut the yakety yaken do there
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back and forth than you? Mother? You're not even listening to me.
I'm very busy right now, Rundall, what's you're doing? I'm colling the
people. I was invited to myparty tomorrow night, Your party tomorrow night.
Certainly who else would be having aparty tomorrow night? Well, you
never control. I thought it wouldbe a good chance to have a very
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elegant en party while your father's outof town. Yeah, but under the
circumstances. I think you'd better program, doll. Please go over to Curley's
house for someplace. I amn't timeto chat. Do you know? Chatting
might be very profitable at this moment? Mother, on a kind of I
can hand you some chap. It'llmake your hair stand on end. Now,
don't know if that's enough for aboy of your age. You talk
too much tomorrow night this time?Will you please remind me of that?
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To morrow? No, I'll letme see Missus Smith mix similar on Missus
Goodman twelve and no, haven't yougone there? That's settled. I will
now stand by and let nature takeits course. Well, whyes, that
does it? Randalls? What areyou going to do tomorrow night? Me?
I'm just going to sit back andenjoy a double feature. Judy here,
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come hereded it. I want youto help me with something for the
party tonight. The party, wellthen you know about it? What do
you mean? I know about it? I'm up to my ears and work
for it, don't I? Oh, but I hate to see you working
so hard, mother. I wasgoing to do a step lighter with the
years. I want to get downthe silver the Stirling still for him.
Oh, Jeane, Mother, youshouldn't go to all that trouble. He
every day silver, it'd be perfectlygood. And oh no, they'd all
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go woman talk about and if Iget said everyday silver on the table.
Oh, I don't think they would. I don't think they'd even notice it.
My idea they'd notice it to it'sa dead fly on the inside of
a chandeliers two inches from the ceiling. Oh, you won't need to worry
about them hanging from chandeliers or anything. They'll probably behave pretty well most of
the time. Wow, I hope. So now let's see, I haven't
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decided yet on the menu. Well, I was thinking about hot dogs and
baked beans and maybe a bunch ofdeal pickles. I never heard of been
thing so ridiculous, normand life hotdogs, Judy, Why, if I've
stayed enough points, I'm gonna havehand maybe a turkey. Oh mother,
how too highly lugge you are?Now? I suppose cocktails are out cocktails?
Oh mother, that's silly. Rootbeer is good enough. Judies who
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don't stop making idiotics suggecting room deer, Why I want this to be one
of the nicest potties ever held?In this house. Oh that's the way
I feel about it. But Ididn't know you. Calcahana will have food
punts from you'll serve it with theobdeb Mother, you're just about the most
understanding person I ever heard of inmy home. If I wouldn't understand how
to have a nice potty after allthese years, you know, Judy respond.
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It's gonna cost a lot of money. Oh, mother, you're awfully
generous, and since you're so terriblysweet, I'm gonna put up fifty cents
of my own money. You don'the just spend a money on this party?
Why not? Mother, I'm gladto do this. Sometimes I underestimate
you. When you come right downto it, you're about the sweetest,
most unselfish girl I know. MisterLeslie, this is missus Foster. Would
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it be possible to order some icecream for a party this evening? Oh?
Oh, I see half ice creamand half here of a hum Well,
I'll be very glad to get it, mister Leslie. Is this the
Gordon Record Shop? Well, thisis Julie Foster, and I'd like to
buy a few records for a party. I'm having a night something very hot
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and boogie woogie if you know whatI mean. Have you got let's play
hooky cookie? Well I'll take that. And if you got hello goon,
let's spoons rep send those? Andoh wait, I'd like a good Conda
number. Oh yes, has caughtme on the box with a coke?
And that that's wonderful? Is thisis a may worm? Well? This
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is is faster if I'm having aparty and I didn't been thinking about entertainment.
I wondered if you could come andplay your lovely heart for the ladies.
You can't, Oh, mister Maywem, that will be wonderful. M
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m m m. I I'll backto a date with Duty ran off.
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Primly, here is everybody world.Duty's upstairs junking your loveliness in the bathtub.
Mother's just finished junking horn me.I'm just hanging around. This is
gonna be quite a night. ButI think I go upstairs and her duty
along. I guess somebody's trying on. I'll go, how do you do,
young man? Now you just holdthe door up and I'll bring my
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heart there. Before you go toall that trouble. Maybe you will be
a good idea to find out ifYou've got the right address. This is
the pasta residence, isn't it?It is where anything can happen. Young
man, Is this the largest dooryou have in this house? It's going
to be very difficult to get myheart to it. Well, maybe you
could sort of fly in through awindow. No lever, the young man,
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no lever, Now, kind oftend to your mother. Mother,
mother didn't say shout. Shouting isthe only thing that gets results in this
town. Hand off if you callme? See, oh, how this
is the way when you're here alreadywith your heart come right here? He
can come in. But the questionis Kenny's heart. This is the smallest
door I've ever encount I don't thinkyour part time gets so don't not be
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careful, rand I suppose you andmister Maywem go around to the back door
and see if you can get thehot through that way. Don't worry,
I'll open wide them for agates.Come on, mister many. Oh,
I'm getting all worn out lugging thetop around. I always I had it
stuck to my piccolo. Good issomebody's here already and I haven't the punchmaid?
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Hello, man, you poke youthat to see your old woe on
the NBA. I mean expect youhome from the first week. I got
a nice surprise for you, dear. This is missus Miller. How do
you do, Missus Foster, howdo you do? I stopped off with
the Miller's in Cleveland to talk alittle business, and I thought Missus Miller
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and just spending a few days withus as a housecare as well. Hell,
he isn't dead. Grand I knewyou'd be tickled a dance. I've
talked to Doris so much about you, Missus Miller, you and your charming
husband, hell and night. Soyou're settling goodness. And to think I'm
having a part of this season partyparty. I'm just paying off some of
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my obligations, you know, missMiller. I see, well that's that's
time man. Well though, Isuppose Missus Miller want to go upstairs and
change after the ride is Oh,yes, of course, I'll show you
up to the guest room. Ihave news. Mister may Warm can't get
us high to the backdoor. Eager. Oh don oh, Missus Miller,
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I want to meet my boy Randall. How do you do? How do
you do? I wonder if Missusmay well, should try to side doing.
I've told Randall so much about you, Missus Miller. Hell and I
Randall h oh, yes, oh, I should say so. He's been
dueling all over the place, thatMiller. He's hardly talked about everything else
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for a month, Randolph. Beforeyou show missus Nor up to the guest
drom, I'd like to speak toyour father a minute. Oh sure,
all right, this way, MissusMiller. Thank you, follow me,
Missus Nor, goodness takes Milton.Who is she? Dora? She is
the stippest, most straight flaced,tight mouth woman in the world. That's
obvious, But I still ask whois she? W L. Miller's wife?
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Who said you all? Milling justone of the biggest smoke tongue distributors
in this country. That's all story. If I can get his account,
I won't have to give my missa thought for a year. We hope
this is going to be a nice, polite party. Do I hope you
haven't ax your usual friends? Whatdo you mean by that? I don't
get excited, dear. It's justthat I want everything to go smoothly.
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No idea how much influence Missus Millerhasn't arsed them, and she's got to
go home and tells them you all. She wants them to give me the
account. Well, I'll do everythingI can. Be here, the glances
in the guest room taking off herdead thanks grand say here, I hope
you're not playing cabs tonight. WhatI want? Well, nothing except when
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some of your friends sit down toplate Bridge. It's no longer a polite
social they played for blood well,Vehma Nelson. I don't send my friends
to child school before I invite themto a party. Besides, it's going
to be a very thick in sideaffair. There's no reason why it shouldn't
be just the thing to please her. I can take her a few reasons
put that run off, so Ihave a quick glance at my watch makes
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me realize that it's too late tobring up a say so, if you
mean about mister may Worn's harp headn'ttry the side door. Then, I
look, Dora, there's no sensein my hanging around. I'm gonna leave
missus Miller entirely. D Well,what are you gonna do? Dan?
I don't think I'll go both ofyou game. You certainly don't want me
men around the house tonight. Ishould say no, I should say no.
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Well, I run along, man, have a good time tonight,
and please Dora, whatever you do, see that missus Miller has a good
time. Oh, don't worry abouther, Missus Nolla certainly came as a
surprise. I set like bad.They're going to have a nice party for
her. You suppose everything is allset, run though like a seals.
I guess somebody here, all ofit hollow, missus Foster, Oh,
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gee, I guess judevits it'll bedown just a minute now. I hope
you'll go out someplace and don't comeback till the party's over. Still,
the party's over again, Missus Foster. Hello, indeed, Kyle de high
am I the first one here.Boy, you look snazzy. Thank you,
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Rudi. Oh everything that's so nice? Does the children and the man
one can't get as hop to theside gurais and oh, for the love
of he well said, please whereeverybody stopped being with him? Let me
paint Randolph tell us to me oneto take his hop up on the port.
Since he can't get the hop insidethe house, the ladies have to
go outside to hear him. Theladies mother certainly. Who do you think
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I'm having at this party? Man? You know, but I am?
Are you talking about? There arefifteen women coming this evening, and no
there's not their fifteen boys coming outtheir midst ut hesvite me to talking.
See you's here already, and he'sthe boy. I can't tell he definitely,
Judy, do you mean to sayyou're having a post And of course
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what have we been doing all thiswork for my bosses? Oh? Mother,
you mean a lot of women arecoming over, Judy Falster, Why
do you do these things to me? And I don't worry, mother.
I could have invited my boy scoutthrough, but I didn't. The boy
miss off the great nose, greatnotes. I've just succeeded in getting my
heart through the cellar door. I'mgoing out blow me down. This is
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Hilans. No I go, He'sgonna let me do it. I'm neutral
right there, one and all thefacilities are just about to begin. You've
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been all the boys. This isMillis, I have herold a fougie and
then and I believe this is stinkyover here. Oh you fly at Joe
Joe Duran and panty waits off.I'm terribly sorry this happen. Well,
I don't quite understand, Julie,all of us boys and all those well
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fairly elderly ladies, it's all amostterrible mess. How is I don't know
mother was having a party? ToneWell, I understand, Judie, I
understand about your mother's party. Butwhat I'm talking about is your party.
Where is the girls? Well there'sMittia and me, two girls for fifteen
man. So it was just anidea Mitsy and I had we thought of
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the workout all right, and whatever. Mother hadn't had a party too,
Judy, I'm simply granted missus Miller'sjust sitting there glaring. She's shocked at
it. But it wasn't whether Michael. There's nobody's done anything. Why don't
I question thinks I tried to explainthat it was having two parties, but
I don't think she believes the wordof it was he. Look the way
she's sitting there isn't very relaxed.Is she idsn't want to do if your
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father loses that contract on a counterart? You think it would help any
if I got my voice to mixwith your girl as suddenly would not?
Oh, Judy I know what I'mgonna do. I'm gonna get everybody down
in the cellar. And we listenedto mister Bayworn playing his heart in the
sell. Well, he couldn't gethis half here in the place else,
so we just have to get downthere. Thank you, thank you,
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mister day Well, thank you.And now everybody, let's go upstairs and
now and now for my fifth rendition, I've chosen a medley all the lesson
on words of Jacoma my abit.Oh hello, HOLI go ahead, brother,
here we go again. Be quiet, Randolph, and I'm supposed to
be here at this party anyway.Who is he? Boys? I'm terribly
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sorry about this. He half jansession, Eliza, I was she driving
up a little and her hunt.I'm terribly sorry. It's all part of
the terrible mistake. They're the bestlooking girls at this party. I ever
saw the part of a mistake too. The quirement seems to me where I'm
glaring at us, I'm glaring athim too. My special favorite number is
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Missus Miller Hooks. You just sleepon her double ten, the quiet man.
Oh, she's a guest of honor, no wonder, she's the cutest
run on the bun. I'm terriblysorry. I guess you fellows aren't having
a very good time. I'm lovingevery minute of it. This is too
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much, too much. I justcan't go on. I just can't playing
in the cellar like this. I'mnot used to it. And all this
whistling, and now my springs rowonder piton is the may world? Now
we won't be able to hear theend of the peace. Well, we
just have to go upstairs, ladiesand everybody, miss way a may one.
We'll have to play for us someother evenings. That is debatable.
A mother, please come over here, and then I want to talk to
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you as a member of the family. May I'd be in on this conference
the NDA So far is it,Jude? So on account of your women
are kind of old for my men. I was wondering, could you take
your party in the dining room andlet my party dance in the living l
I don't care what we're doing.The more Father's deals beyond saving anyway,
missus Miller's fast asleep any all,He's gonna wake her up. Mother?
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Are you're just gonna leave her toenjoy you? I'm gonna wake up this
father for her and who starts gonnaget out of It's so easily. Well,
come on, everybody, my gang. I mean we're going upstairs and
Piconda records. Oh that's a greatidea. And what are we ladies going
to do? Missus f We're gonnaplay bridge? Would you all please go
upstairs to the dining room? Oh, Randall, I'm going upstands with the
office. Could you tactfully wake up? This is in your life. Oh
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you bad? Oh, missus Miller, Missus Miller's time to get up.
I mean, would you like toplay some bridge? Missus Miller? Nope?
What's the oh the lovely lovely music? Oh that's been over for five
minutes, it has I was thinking, you're thinking so deeply. I didn't
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see a line. What's that that'scost me? On the box with a
coconut? You don't think the yay, isn't it? What's that they started
to call up there? That's thehouse something? Well, I guess I'll
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end of that tournament after all.Hi, you bold at well? Game
buster that Hey, let's get backand bowl another one. Let me get
off the hunk. Oh no,I'm sorry, Bill and I had better
beginning. Hold come on else.Welcover. Okay, here's your forty five
shance. Why am I hanna gohome to his wife when his wife's having
a hen party? I'll never know? Oh this hen party is different?
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Oh can it be different? Theycackle the same at all their parties,
not the on the door I wasgoing to night. This is a nice,
quiet, dignified one has to be. She we're entertaining the wife of
a very important client of mine.And believe me, that old battle axe
wouldn't stand for anything noisy, Oh, sir, h hush, will be
so quiet and peaceful. I betI'll never even recognize. Young people do
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make a lot of noise. Don'tsay you know, missus Foster. That's
while I'm dummy. I can foundwho in the living room? I bet
hurry back. The last summer wehad when in the living room and never
came back. Seems most of theladies are in the living room, Missus
Miller. Missus Miller shot him toplay, So I did fast? Stay
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far as the bidding's over. You'replaying the hand? Oh, yes,
I have it. Don't listening tothe music weird, isn't it? Pope?
It isn't bothering you're not at allwell girls having time? Rand off?
You're doing in here again? You'regoing back in the living room?
Okay, even though I think I'llgo with you. What and just take
my arm? Missus Miller and thatmother? May I suggest you give up
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Ridge entirely and play solace? Come? What are they doing? Bad?
Dog? And that's the conda?Linn is this is new baseball? I
can't wait to see you in action. What in the sam Hill is going
on in this? Oh? Father? When did you come in with your
mother? Hello? This is goget What are you doing? Kind?
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Oh? This is too awful thingto happen. I'm so sorry, Water.
What are you trying to do ruinmy business? I told you said
this was gonna be a signifying WillMelton. It's posted out to be Billy.
Please earn that music all What areyou stopping? I was stop beginning
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to enjoy my hel enjoy yourself.Why, missus Miller, I thought you'd
be curious. Curious by mister Foster, I congratulate you. This is the
first time in my life I've hada good time with a business acquaintance of
my husband. Most of them aresuch straight laced and boring. Why did
you knew how many hard solos andlips of the planos I've listened to,
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and I've been to so many snootybridge parties. I'm numb the pleasure the
fine people who know how to enjoythemselves. Well, well, thank you.
Why did you join our carna i, missus Miller, Well, I
don't know how to conga, butbut I'll bet I can steal bully huge
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heard that's a wonderful idea. Ithink these young people with losses I'll play
the piano way are lying. Idon't like to drag, but I was
the body hard champion of North andOhio in nineteen Lessons obvious, Missus Milker,
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and show us how well's all right? But I need a posture.
Come on, mister Foster, don'tcome on now, come on? All
you doing? Put your arms aroundme like this and the little rip open
round? I pause. I'm aline when you're looking up. I'm a
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little rough, not your most awonderful body. I never sick at you
for a heap. That's where Samtaught who wasn't it she? Everybody had
(27:12):
the best time after it got started. Well, missus Miller has gone to
bed. Well, I should thinkso. She was exhausted, and it
was the first party. I didn'thave to worry about the other women snagging
all the men. I can understandthat. But hollow we entertains me,
Missus Miller Tomorrow, Oh, that'sall arranged. The gang's coming over.
I'm gonna take you to do thebum one before anybody does anything. There's
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a job to do in the cellarfor what's home, Randall. It's mister
may One. He got a chopin the cellar, all right, but
now he can't get it out,I think. But Judy is written by
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Alene Lastly and stars Louise Ericson andNick Davis. Mister and Missus Foster was
led by John Brown and Byron Larry. Music was composed by Paul soft Heelen
conducted by Constantine Bagalena Carr. Theprogram was produced and directed by Helen Bang.
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