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My conscription. I got a daywith a big game. I gotta day
with Julie and Julie and Dad onewith Me. Broadcasting Comedy presented Nate with
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Judy. Sorry Louise Ericson as Judyand Don Brown as fathers. Hello Judy,
dude, Hello Udie, what tellme the over tonight? About to
night? Dude? We were menwere kind of playing on going bowling to
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stand, of course if we men, and I wondered, of course,
to get rather I did, Okie, dear, you don't have to say
another word. Of course I wantedto go out with the boys. After
all. No matter how blamerus wewomen are, you men need the conton
tip of other. Mom, that'sright duty. Oh you agreed with me.
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Well, it's a very quiet eveningat the Foster house. Parents and
your kid brother Randolph are sitting inthe tin, peaceful, happy and intended.
Delvin Matthew want to go to themovie? Yeah? Looking lot guys
playing cookie on. Joel, don'tright do anything in the world for you.
I'd move mountains and rivers, butbut you don't want to go to
the movie, not to nice.I don't think anything could get me out
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of the house so nice and quietand people but a love of Hella.
Somebody please urn that radio? Youwant? Somebody please radio? Now you're
making so much knowing Lida so much. No, yes, Ogan, his
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officers just started to practice. We'reliving them. Oh, I thought you
timed the radio on in there.Why do Louie and these locus are always
have to practice an hour? Ohthey don't always, father, They usually
practice at Oogie's house except when hisfather has one of his headache. You
know how mister Pringle suffers from headaches, dear, and I know how he
gets them. Believe me if heget anything. Oh, hi everybody,
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Hellogie, Hi myself, Je misterboss, I owe you an apology.
Well, I'm glad I didn't knowyou were home, or I would have
invited you in the other room soyou could have heard us better. I
heard, Ugie, I heard.I got a treat for you. Now
duty in honor of you letting thispractice at your house. Yes, Dusie,
Oogie Pringle in his high school hotlicks, will now do a rendition
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of the song that I wrote especiallyfor you. Oh no, was vocals
sounds like Oogie Pringle personally. Okay, So come on everyone, good night,
everyone smad, How why are yougoing? I just limine a previous
engagement which you'll make. It's gonnaflyle come back here this minute, all
right, you'll get crawl here,okay, Duty, Oh hello, Jojoe,
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Okay, here we go. Fellit A one, a two.
I'm not a wholf. I'm neverI do not course, I'm not the
least. Indeed, I'm not awholf. I'm just a driple little corson.
But there's a beach in me.What I got a date with a
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big date with duty, coach bretend. I've got a date with duty and
duty got one with me, myheart and youth rockets to go in my
pocket. Time. I's the time. I've got a date with duties and
Duty's mine for tonight. I do. I'm a Julian I with mine married,
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worse, my wild and more.I'm holy in raisers again I place?
Do I feel ate? But willI have the nerve? I've got
a day with Judy. I sankone with Nan Cody fret gee. I've
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got a date with duty and duty, got one with well. Judy had
was wonderful, Odie hotterly wonderful looksto batter. How did you like it?
Hotterly? Thanks? Then I'll dothe second chorus for you. Yeah,
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okay, fagar, Yes, here'scall I'm movie. But no,
no, I really enjoyed that picture. Yeah, I just hope we will
got his braver and anybody man putout of his own home, out of
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his own home. Oh, now, Melvine, when Judy was born,
you know, we said many timesat our house would always be open to
anyone she wants to bring into it. Her friends would be our friends,
her dates all day. Why didn'tthink she'd be having dates with an orchestra
at the time. Seriously, Dora, We've got to do something about it.
Like what, I don't know.But ever since he wrote that song
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at least a year ago, I'veheard it time and time again. Why
but she sings it or twice aweek. He doesn't write many songs,
you know, thank that when youcan't blame him for we're wanting to serenade
her a little. Remember you wroteme a song one, hey, Sor,
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and you and your fraternity quartett usedto come around underneath the dormitory window
sing it to me at least oncea week. That's with a song that
they can't compare that with I've Gota Date with Judy. My song didn't
sound just like every other song,and it had some originality about it,
some imagination. My song different.Yes, indeed, I didn't have any
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Corney bunch of hot licks playing itat the time. My quartet was different
too, It certainly was. Andthose four boys got a job later playing
in Vardeville. Oh, I'll neverforget how excited we were when they got
that three week contract. Don't that'sit? That's it? What's it?
That's what the hotlicks ought to do. Get a job night so they won't
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have to come around here. Theyjust some date, you know, playing
around at local dances and stuff.They wouldn't spend their nights here driving these
crazy Oh what an idea. I'mgoing to suggest them out with them right
now. Hello, dear it didyou like a movie? Maday? I
love this? Where do you go? Judy? Oh? Yeah? The
boys my home? They did.And I don't like to say this,
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but you certainly won't my charming tothem. I wasn't charming for those fine
professional life performers to the class.Why, I mean, those boys ought
to go professional. They're they're toogood to be amateurs or whoever he is
the why here? Yes, yes, rand Off, you do about the
world. He has the world?What's true that they play at the high
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school dances three times a year,But I'll find that why, well,
what shouldn't do? Why those boysought to be playing professional dates? That
there's parties and bazaars and dances wherethere are loads of things that these officers
right here in his barn. I'llbet you if OOHI went about it,
probably he could book his band everynight of the week. It would have
brand idea brand. I wonder whyit had never occurred in Oh wow,
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could I have missed it? It'sbeen right here all the time under my
nose, staring me in the face. Doesn't that make you a little cross
eye? So ard? Who wouldbe better equipped than Oodie to go on
the radio, the radio of cornas you said? Why could he be
wasted? The world? Here inthe world? But junior person just can't
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go on the radio. Hell's ascale there just because he wants to sponsor.
Oh, don't worry about that,father, Ugie will get a sponser.
How there's nothing too at Randolph?After all? Who could advertise a
product better than Ugie Pringle Lassie Randolph. You're just too young an immature to
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understand. Yes, indeed, Iknow jeffer Man's will be only too happy
to sncor Ugie Prangle in his highschool hot like oh you me but love
of heaven? No, no,no oogie, Do you want to waste
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your genius forever? No? Raddy, look ahead. You'll start at the
radio here on the local radio station. Then after a few months you'll be
getting off of FO Cleveland or Cincinnati, and then no baby New York huk
powers. You'll lead a fascinating,sophisticated existence, a friend of great opacers,
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the famous compulsion of from quadery.Which would you rather be a little
frog in a big puddle? Fora big puddle and a little frog?
Oh oh why, it'll be themaking of you. You'll be famous.
I don't want to be famous.Duty it might come between us. Come
between us for sure. If Iget a successful and fascinating, as you
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say, like term label to turnwomen's heads, you wouldn't want that,
Woodches. I can face the futureon a vast duty, so I cannot
you, because I'm very fond ofthe present. I am willing to risk
losing you. I am willing tomake that sacrifice for the sake of your
fame. But you would even ifI saying I'm willing to go on the
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radio, I couldn't without a sponsor. I know, I know when I
try to get you one so farunsuccessfully, but I'll succeed ere long.
You will actually get somebody to payme for playing. Of course. Oh,
by the way, how much wouldyou want for you and the boys?
H I don't know. I remember, don't make yourself to cheat.
One should always hold one's talent.There. That's true, isn't it.
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How much would you want ob doeither? How about five dollars a week?
Very well, now that the financialfigure has been decided upon, I
will now go out and get youa sponsor, And no matter what yours
a big important then I shall haveto break down. Never fear I will
get you one. No, no, no, my father, it was
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your idea in the first place aboutoubie playing professionally, but I didn't know
that I was going to get stuckwith it personally. I think of the
opportunity you can advertise your canning tact. You will tell thousands best for hands
as a result. Is that true? Mother? That's true, Elvin,
It's not true. We're handoff,you see, father, and all it
will cost you if the radio timeand USI Oogie has cost me too much
already, But I can get himvery cheap for you. We would be
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willing to work for you for fivedollars a week, but anybody else you
would sell pendo Vero too. Yousee, I save you five dollars a
weeks already. To just tell Oogieto stop reading our icebox every night,
and you'll save me another five dollars. Then you'll do it, father,
your father, No, I willnot. The whole idea is ridiculous.
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I thank the people who are relatedto me are unsympathetic and full of lack
of understand Oh no, Judy,every time I offered something constructive and valuable
in the way of something concrete,I get stepped on before the term of
my idea ever gets a chance toburn into blossom. Dudy, I'd like
to go along with you on thosesponsorshipping Oogie fringnock, he said, offers
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father hitting lamars for five dollars aweek. All right, run down?
Who he all you want? ButI will show you, and someday was
he Sam and big fosters all overthe world are bidding for his services.
Then you will come to me,father, on your bended knees, greeting.
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It's all right. I'll struggle allalone somehow until I get Oodie to
the top. But when he isthere, I just want you to remember
one thing. Or don't try tobath in his glory. Don't say yes,
sir, I knew him. Whenyes, Sir, I help that
lad yet where he is? Don'tever say that? Father, promise follow.
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Have you tried at Hamilton's hardware shopduties? Yes? But what about
Henry's coke and phosphate power? Itry it? What about washes up?
Everybody doesn't it? Yes? ButI haven't given up yet. I am
still going to get you a sponsor. After all, I've still got an
ace up my sleeve. You have, yes, your father? My father?
Oh no, Judy, No,I have a suspicion he doesn't think
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too highly of my talent. Ooziepring girl. If I were you,
I'd have more faith in my ownfather. I had faith in yours,
And look what happens. We won'tspeak of my father Ubie. But mom
saysness, if your father isn't ableto estimate your genius, who would be
I don't know, but it wouldn'tbe my father's. No, no,
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no, mister Pringle. It's avery flattering offers duty. But no,
you just don't know what you're turningdown. Yes, I do, Judie,
I know it only too well.Well, mister Pringle, I'm very
sorry you feel this way. You'remaking a big mistake not sponsoring movie.
But I'm going to make him asuccess in spite of you. Well,
I can't but admire your spirit,Judie, don't be unhappy. I'll manage
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would out. And Judy, Iwas just wondering if the hot lecture on
the radio, I wouldn't have toturn it on. Would I turn on
the radio? Well, no,I didn't want to. And if Boogie
and the Boys had a job onthe radio, maybe the local station would
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let them do their practicing there insteadof you at my house. But I
guess it would you know it mightbe worth five dollars a bad mister.
I knew you'd come through. Iknew it. I knew if anybody would
be able to see Oogie genius andtalents you would. Yeah, well I
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didn't. I didn't. You justwalked here. I got Oudio sponsored you
did you? Yes? Why that'swonderful, wonderful, it's a miracle,
how to get a judy. Oh, it was nothing at all. Nearly
made Oubie's price a little cheaper cheaperthan fives gone. Yes, the spars
will have to pay in anything.Let's keeper. He was going to pay.
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It'll be five dollars at first,but when he found out how much
the airtime costs, he was forcedto cut Ubie's pride. Of course,
there are one or two other minordrawbacks, but for here in time they'll
be overcome drabbers such as once wellthe contract with his sponsors for only one
week. He outside and somebody elsewill take the mess off his hands.
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I mean, if somebody else richerand there Wellie than himself will be able
to pay Ugie what he's so richlydeserved. He wouldn't want to stand in
the boy's way. Course, sothe whole thing is on a tertenary days,
of course, but I know itafter or just think for a holy
week, Oogie and his unschool hoflicksare gonna be busy every night. Oh
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not every night, father, isnot every ing, every morning, every
morning. Yes, morning time onthe ARA is cheaper than evening time,
and of course, response we hada limited budget. When the first programs
here tomorrow morning, the time Icertainly want to be listening five o'clock.
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I am o'clock in the morning.It so happened that that was the only
time the radio station had available.But they've promised me that if we had
a permanent sponsie, they've moved movedinto a much better time than five am.
Yes, they're gonna have six amavailable. Wake up, Randall,
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wake up, I have to Iam Randolph Flory am todnight. Julie.
Now, don't get back under thosered clothes. You promised to help me,
so I was on in my mindat the time. Now, Oobi,
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this is the fourth time I sawhim do and you simply y'all to
get out of bed and stay outof bed. This time it's not Louie,
and I know it's a fourth time. He's going he doesn't heard her
ring every dard time. And I'mnot only gonna stay out of bed,
but I'm gonna come over to yourhouse and come train to your parents dudy
buster. Oh, mister Pringle,is you? Yes, mister Pringle is
me. I didn't mean to wakeyou up. Mister Pringle, Oh you
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didn't. Did you know it's inthe contact. You don't have to listen
to the program. Dudy, yourealize you will waking my entire householdly including
my wife, and you know howmy wife is in her waking moment.
And you realize I'm sorry, butit's four thirty. You know he's got
to be the radio station in time. Please, mister Pringle, is he
dressed yet? Yeah, he's dressed. And then the kitchen needing breakfast in
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his sleep. Well, I tellhim to hurry, and mister Pringle,
promise me you'll go right back tosleep. I wouldn't want to break your
contract for anything. Back to streamnow, he tells me, I don't
do a white to wake at youfur home, God back and scream.
I don't mean that's a bigger wheel. Mother, father wake up? Please?
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Oh June put during four thirty five, fathers wake up or whatever.
He's at the quarter to five five. You wouldn't want him. He's radio
program, would you? Yes?Five? Uclase, don't put your head
back under the covers. At leastyou can do when a personal friend of
mine's on a city wide hook upis listen to him. Why the fuclease
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don't put your head back under thecovers. At least you can do when
a personal friend of mine is ona city wide hook up is listen to
him. Why from I'm going onthe radio station with him. I thought
it's your responsibility to keep father awakeduring the program. I'm going wrong.
Oh idea, good night door,I'm going back to sleep now, I'm
Meldon wake up. This was youridea about OGI going professional, and you're
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gonna suffer through it, just likeanybody else. Hi got a name with
Duty? Mine couldn't write a betteron them. That and that was a
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little number entitled I've Got a Datewith Duty. Twit by will Be Dringling
High School at like riding by OPringle, arranged by will Be Tringle,
song by Ogringles and concepted by Ole. Oh well, now there's a Duty
Dringles dinning off for now. Goodnight, I mean good morning? Now
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going on? Then? I pleaseLes go back to bed now now then
the show wasn't so bad. No, nothing to the bottle of sweet air,
couldn't think, Well, did youguy to care? Just we heard
this? What did you think ofit? I thought it was marvelous sensations?
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Father, father, You didn't likeit? Mister fah, Now,
don't worry, oogie. He wasjust in a bad mood because he had
to get up. So well he'slisten, Randolph, did you do what
I told you to? Yeah?And I'm sure that nobody in town ever
speak to me again. Why whydid you have randolphoo? Oh? I
had him call up all out topetrol farces before the program this morning and
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remind me to be sure to listen. You lote some of that on all
the morning to listen to. Yeah, you know, I read some of
the most anxiousingly monks I ever readin my life. Well, I should
think, so, did you thinkany of them? Listen, duty,
he's a car Susie by every businessmanin town will be clambering for you.
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Yeah, I have to right prettydoing that total start ringing. We'll have
more stoptors and we'll know what todo with. And when I walk down
the street, people will say,there she goes, that's the woman behind
uh pringle. Oh chu. Yeah, wouldn't let you walk behind me.
I mean that people will realize thatit was I who pushed you forwaring.
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Oh, you'll be rich. Gadyou look be rich? Oh Roy?
Oh no, no, I lovekids. I don't want to be a
wet blanket. But I don't wantyou both to have your hounts broke and
either what do you mean for it? Well, I think you're wrong to
build Oui's hopes up like this.When no one calls to buy the program,
he's gonna be pretty disappointed. FatherEarly, I don't mean to be
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unkinding. I just don't want youand OUI to expect something that won't.
Well, I happen to be here, pretty good judge what the public wants
in the way of entertainment. Asmuch as I hate to say it,
who he shows simply I get it. Hello, Yes, it's a duty.
Well really really, I was wonderfulgoodbye. Who is that duty?
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Yes, thought was mister Emerson.He wants the sponsor your program for his
hardware stir Oh ye, well that'swonderful well, father, oh Domerson hero
he was never very bright. Hello, yes, missus duty foster manager of
it would be Pringle in his highschool hot lick. Oh, yes,
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I'll be intended to discuss it withyou. Yes, it's that an industry
Thank you goodbye? Who was thatduty? That was mister sam Riston.
If he wants the spot to youfor his moving picture camera, bro,
I'll be well. I don't know, mister Hibbeles. We've had so many
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offers. I just very well,I'll be enchanted to discuss it with you.
Yes, the jacooon is four,thank you, goodbye? Who virtue?
That was mister Hibbels. He wantsthe first for Oodie for his plumbing
store. He said he's rolling theplum. Yes, mister Braun, I'm
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sorry, mister Braun. I wouldn'tthink of letting you cut Oobie fry.
Oh no, mister Braun, Iknow Ubie very well, and he wouldn't
mind a bit paying a big income. Pass very well, I'll be in
Channa to discuss it with you.Yes, the jacomoone is five, thank
you, goodbye. Whot that wasmister Braun from the More It's meeting vegetable
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market. He wanted to give RubieRuta bags instead of money Ruta vegas home.
Yes, I don't like rude bangs. That's what I told him.
Oh, yes, that's the mostexciting day of your life. I am.
Why do I feel snazzy? Well, come on, we've got a
very busy afternoon ahead of a transackingneed business deal and oogie when I'm transact,
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Please don't speak, just sit.They're looking a loot and talented crack
duty. Well ask if everybody todivide, dear good luck and a good
time transacting. We will around talkto my fi. Yes, could I
speak you with privately? Of course? Father. Well I'm very selfieded,
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but you are much too late.And besides, I wared you you were
passing up a terrific thing. Youdid nothing of the kind. You hardly
gave me a watch at it.Moreover, you deliberately put on the down
program at a time and I wasscarcely await to listen to it properly.
Well, that's true. I havea right to that program. It was
my idea. If anybody's gonna sponsorit, iron gordwear, indeed plumbing vegetable
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rule of But people will buy cans. Now that's something different, all right,
father, If you're gonna marry theBoston County Company will sponsor Oogie fringle
Ye a minute early. You've forgottenone thing. It's that the financial arrangement,
the financial Yeah, Oogie's price hasgone way up since this morning.
No, no, no, ayear. You've forgotten one thing is I'm
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I'm your father. And then daughtersnever take advantage of their own fathers.
Bobbies here, you're the nicest fathera girl ever had for a father.
But until we get the financial discussionsover, I've never seen you before in
my whole life. Wake up,wake up, we haven't very much time.
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No, no, wake up,wake up alrightmo Scotland. Just a
few minutes. These dolls will bethe end of to tell the radio on
our own. Let me see.I want to make sure the other right
sision haven't do this. I'm alittle nervous. Ter Canning Company corn around.
Why everybody hear this unit fustered bythe Foster Canning Company. Melvin Foster,
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President Foster Canning, Foster Canning comeson, comes friend to do prindle,
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to bring a little happiness into yourhole on behalf of the Foster Canning
Company. Melbing Foster President, Wecan so what could you can? When
we can? And now oh,he prined, in his high school hot
like we'll play a number never beforeher by anybody, written by Northern factors,
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traded Meryton, yacht star Old.That was one thing I invisted on
Dora. I absolutely refused. Iwho he do. I've gotta take the
Judy. Now my song has someoriginality about it, something imaginator. Listen
to Dora tailors, ladies and gentlemen. My daughter Judy will be back in
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just amo. But I thought youmight be this as a know what missus
Foster and myself has taught our childrenabout religion. Our nation was founded faith
in God, and we know thefreedom to worship constitutes a precious national heritage.
Please stabilizes a family and hold ittogether. We think a family which
attends a church or synagogue is ahappier family. And now I think I
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hear oogie driving up. I knowI hear oh oogie. I'm try the
door fell off. Oh that's allright, duty order cards to me pretty
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too. I'll be able to haveone for every day in the week.
Oh yes, Ugie, you havemaybe two more Sundays. I'm alive,
darling, and I've got you tothank for it. Lugi. If you
hadn't made that wonderful deal with yourfather. Where would I be? Just?
Where would I be? Well?Even though he is my own father
and related closely, I tried tomake a good financial arrangement for you when
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you did. Oh, you imaginegetting a thousand a week. He doesn't
wander, for there's only one thing. What am I gonna do with a
thousand and ten? The programmers transcrubPRODUI is this by Lee Left Lee Side.
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