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December 2, 2025 23 mins
Thoughts on Black Friday; another bathroom fiasco; Marjorie Taylor Greene and other nearly coherent ramblings that I can manage to utter…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, as I record this, it is a couple of
days after Turkey Day Thanksgiving. I hope if you celebrated Thanksgiving,
you had a good time for yourself and ate a
lot of food. Don't know how many people out there
are still doing the traditional turkey thing.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
A lot of people are.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Doing beef, and I know some people that actually do
pasta on Thanksgiving. But so however, you celebrated your feast,
Hopefully it was an enjoyable one and time that you
had to spend with friends and family and whatnot. I
had a relatively quiet Thanksgiving with a lot of the

(00:43):
turkey going to our Siberian Husky and our beachempfres.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
They both enjoyed their Thanksgiving dinners.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And Nowaday yesterday was Black Friday. We go on all
Black Friday, you know when everyone shows up at these
stores at like five am to camp to get in
and all the specials that are going on. I did
a Black Friday thing once. I was at Target actually,
and we lined up like christ I think three hours

(01:12):
before the door is open. We're literally lined around the building.
Any of you out there know that Targets are relatively
large stores.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So you're lined around a building.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
There's a lot of people, and you go in and
they get like security people because there's been riots in
the past where people go bersark and start trampling everyone
trying to get into these stores for these Black Friday deals,
and so they had security lined up and as you
go in, you are instructed by an officer how you
will behave Otherwise you will be arrested, detained and taken

(01:44):
away to some ungodly prison, would be locked away and
never seen again. So you know, once you get your instructions,
you go in and it's very orderly. Everything is cordoned
off inside the store, these little trails that you have
to follow.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You can't go certain ways.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And if you want to get like the big up
like the TVs on the side of an aisle as
you go in and one of the people that one
of the associates actually helps you with the TV, you
just can't grab.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And go if you want to get that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
But overall, I didn't much care for it because A
I don't like crowds. I don't I don't like to
be around a lot of people. So it wasn't exactly
what you call fun for me. It wasn't fun for
my friend either really, and in the end, we really
didn't get that much in the way of deals. So
whatever Black Friday, I can.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Take it, I can leave it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I don't really have that many people that buy gifts
for anyways for Christmas, so it's not a big thing
on my agenda. I'd rather just give out gift cards
or cash in the end, you know, because that's that's
what I like to get. Gift cards are cash that
way I can buy what I want. It's just me, okay,
I'm sure a lot of people. A lot of people
are like that too. And also as part of the

(02:57):
holiday season, I know, along with my friends, she goes
to the local market houses here in York, Pennsylvania and
she buys certain meats or whatever that she gets there
that she likes. Some of the vendors have some good
food that they serve up and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
So at one.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Point, during a little flour ray into this one market house,
I had to I had to take a dump. I
needed to go to the bathroom, so I went out
to the men's room, and you know, I know, it's
been a while since I shared one of my bathroom
public bathroom stories with you. So I'm going to share
this little adventure that I had. So I go into
the men's room and there's a guy standing there, and

(03:37):
I guess he had his two kids with him, because
each kid was in each of the two stalls in
this bathroom, and the one kid when I go in there,
the one kid is crawling out from under the door.
He's probably I don't know, maybe three four years old,
who knows.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
And he's crawling out from the under the door, and
he's going, oh, daddy, I can't poop. I can't pooh, daddy,
I can't boop. Well, okay, you know what I have
to poop? Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
And I can't get into the stall either stall because
this guy's kids are both occupying both stalls, and the
one is fucking.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Off on the floor, crawling around like.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
A little beast, telling his daddy gam boom, I get
boom daddy. So you know, instead of you know, saying, hey, look, well,
first of all, I don't know why he has to
have each kid in their own stall.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Why not just.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Make one kid wait, one kid go in do his
business and the other one going or better yet, here
here's the deal. Put both of them in the same stall,
had the one kid sit on the other kid's lap
and ship through his legs. You know, it sounds like
an idea to me, right, but what do I know.
I'm not a parent, nor do I want to be.

(04:54):
I'm standing there and I was like, you know, I
have to take a shit. I gotta go really really bad.
You know, if I ship myself at this point in time,
I'm wearing a thong.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm wearing thong.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Underwear, so that thong strap is gonna is gonna cut
my turd right into like a log splitter, and it's
gonna be an unholy mess in my pants.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So and I'm kind of.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Like standing here looking and then then then the then
the negotiations begin. You know, parents negotiate with their kids.
Now everything is a negotiation. You don't tell your kid
what to do anymore. Now you're gonna make it. You
gotta strike up a deal, all right. So you know,
the kids on the floor rolling around under the stall
and the other ones and the other stall doing I
don't know what, maybe who knows, trying to find his asshole,

(05:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But so the guy starts talking to the.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Kid, Oh, come on, now you you are you gonna
poop for me?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You're gonna poop. I'll count to ten. Can you go
and poop for me? If I count to ten? Can
you do that? Can can you poop for me? Can
you do that? Can you know this this negotiation going on?
All right?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Meanwhile, I have this overwhelming pressure in my bowl, this
massive turd that I gotta unload, right and I you know,
it's got to the point where I'm gonna just drop
my pants and I'm gonna take a shit right in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Of the bathroom floor.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, I'm gonna drop a huge, smelly load on the
floor that is gonna draw every fly in a ten
mile radius. That that's what I'm about to do. So,
feeling that you know, this was not going anywhere, that
these kids were not gonna be out of this stall

(06:33):
for like another three days, I left the bathroom. I
ran the risk of shitting myself and left. I thought, Okay,
maybe in a couple of minutes they'll be back, because
if I hang around, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ballistic,
all right.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
So finally I go back.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Five minutes later, I'm walking like I'm walking across a
Glacier because the urge is shit is so bad that
I go back.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Finally, the kids are gone.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, thank Christ, Daddy and his kids are gone doing
who knows what else, and I can use the stall.
I I know, I've beaten this dead horse before and
I'm gonna go through it again. This is just another
example of the really bad parenting these days. You don't

(07:24):
tell the kids what to do. You allow them to
tell you what they're gonna do. In this case, it's
it's taken up an entire bathroom so that you know,
anyone else can't use it because oh you you can't
offend your kid, and you're gonna you know, you're gonna
be gentle with them and make them, you know, have
their own little way.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no. That's
not how you handle kids.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, if I did that when I was a kid,
I would have been handled all right, So you know whatever,
I'm not gonna go into this rage once again.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
But you know, the parenting these days really sucks. Playing
and semple.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
But anyways, moving right along here, I'd like to take
a minute to talk about.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Marjorie Taylor Green.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now, those of you who have listened to this podcast,
know that in the past I have not been what
you call a big fan of Miss Green.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
In fact, I've often used.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Several choice words to describe her, especially since I very
seldom agree with anything that she had to say, more
or less along the lines of her undying support of
Donald Trump. However, in recent weeks, Miss Green has had

(08:50):
a change of attitude and a change of thought concerning
her support for Donald Trump. She has become openly critical
of the President in recent days, especially concerning Trump's decision
to launch airstrikes on Iran and also for his support

(09:13):
of Israel during the Gaza War.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Then there are the.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Other issues concerning the Epstein files and Trump's unwillingness to
order the Justice Department to release the files in the case. Additionally,
Miss Green has become critical of the Republican Party for
its role or a lack of action thereof, and the

(09:39):
recent government shutdown. She has also publicly berated Trump for
what she said was an undue emphasis on foreign policy
at the expense of addressing economic.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
And affordability concerns.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
And with all of that having been said, she has
decided that she is going to resign from Congress come January. Now,
as I previously mentioned, I have had harsh criticism for
Marjorie Taylor Green in the past, but I must say

(10:21):
that I do admire her courage under these circumstances. She's
following her moral compass. She's not agreeing with what Trump
is doing and or saying. He has called her a
traitor because of it. But what she's doing takes a
lot of guts, and I admire that she's doing what

(10:45):
she feels is right. And you've got to admire somebody
like that who holdes to certain principles and goes forward
with those beliefs, even though it may cause problems, may
cause criticism, but she's doing what she feels.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Needs to be done.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
At one point, she was one of Donald Trump's biggest supporters,
but when push comes to shove, she is steered away
from that and seeing that there are definite problems in
the way that this administration and in fact, the Republicans
are running this country.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
So you know what it comes down to is god speed,
miss Green.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
God speed. You're doing a good job. You're looking out
for what's right, and there's nothing wrong with that. But
while I'm on the subject of the Trump I'm sure
many of you saw the recent incident that occurred at

(11:53):
the White House in the Oval Office during a press
conference that Trump was holding, when a a gentleman who
was part of the group there at the time, suddenly
passed out and fell to the floor. Well, several of
the aids nearby and other people, including doctor Oz, rendered

(12:14):
assistance to the man right after he passed out. But
during all of this, Trump just kind of stood there
at his desk, not really doing much of anything under
the circumstances. In fact, it looked like he was kind
of lost. You look like somebody waiting to catch a
train or bus.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
In fact, that.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
An episode of Saturday Night Saturday Night Live, which followed
this had did quite a good job of recreating the
circumstances of this bizarre incident in the Oval Office. But
you know, here's the thing of it where many people
have the opinion that, you know, Trump can do no wrong.
If the situation were reversed, and let's say this happened

(13:00):
and when Joe Biden was in office, and if Joe
Biden had done something like that, they would have been
all over the guy. You know, Trump would have been
all over him for it, you know, but because Trump
does it, it's not a problem. Well, needless to say,
it was just really kind of weird that he wouldn't
at least do something to render some sort of assistance

(13:23):
under the circumstances.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Let's just leave it at that, Okay. I can't offer
a rational explanation.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm sure most people can't either, So whatever, just saying,
just saying.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
So, how many of you.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Out there have heard about the recent incident concerning Walmart
and a T shirt that had a drawing or diagram
of of a clinch fist and a hand that looked
like it was saluting over the top and above that
was the caption that read paper Beats Rock.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well, apparently some.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Guy in Chicago felt that this T shirt was racist
and he was deeply offended by this, and it started
a whole brewhaha in which I guess Walmart has pulled
the shirts from being sold.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I've seen I've seen the T shirt. In fact, I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
At it right now, a picture of it, and I
don't I don't see where it's it's racist. They're saying
that the hand above the fist represents a Nazi salute,
and apparently the clenched fists below that represents.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Minorities or black people or something. I don't know. I
don't know the gist of.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Where the problem lies, but I'm just not seeing it
here because.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
You probably stin a.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Better chance of finding racist innuendo in midget porn then
you you are in this shirt.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I think this is just another classic example.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
These days of people overreacting to something they're reading too
much into the outstretched hand at the top, I mean,
is that supposed to be a Hitler salute?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It doesn't look like it to me. But what do
I know.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I guess if I were a card caring Nazi, I
could tell you one way or another. More than anything,
I think just people a hyper sense of the people
with too much free time on our hands. Or put
another way, this is what happens when people with hyperactive
imaginations can't mind their own goddamn business.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
And here's here's the thing of it.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
If you look across mass media, and I'm not going
to cite any any examples, because I've seen.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Plenty of examples out there, whether it's intentional.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Or not, of imagery or symbolism and advertising or whatnot,
that could be classified as racist again, whether it's by
intent or by mistake, and in most cases it probably
is a mistake. You know, it's out there right, anything
could be construed as racist or derogatory towards somebody if

(16:31):
you sit around long enough and think about it. Was
this shirt that Walmart was selling? Was this shirt intended
to be some sort of a racist statement. No, of
course not. They would never openly do something like that.
It was an honest mistake. They took this design and

(16:54):
they started printing the shirts, never giving a second thought
or a rats ass to the fact that somebody out there,
some jackass without a life for a two inch free time,
would say, oh my god, no it is racist.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Look it's a Hitler hand on top of the shirt.
Oh no, we can't have to quickly somebody do something.
It's the end of the fucking world.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
But no, of course this wasn't intentional, but nonetheless it
got blown out of proportion.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
And again it's not the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Everybody just calmed down, take it easy, you know. Sometimes
a T shirt design is just exactly that, a T
shirt design.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Get over it, get.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Your fucking brain together and stop seeing demons where they
are none. But while I'm on the subject of people
who can't seem to mind their own business. I like
that touch for a minute on that recent story of
the lady out in Los Angeles who went into a

(18:08):
went into a Sam's Club the day before Thanksgiving, and
she purchased every single rotisserie chicken that was available in
the store at that time. Almost immediately, she faced a
backlash from not only some of the other shoppers in
the store, in particular one nasty bitch who confronted this

(18:33):
lady pointing a finger at her, questioning as to why
she's buying all the rotisserie chickens, and other customers who
videoed this situation.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Then the videos of this lady buying.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
These chickens goes online, it goes viral, and people start
adding their two cents. Almost immediately, this poor woman is
is vilified for what she did. Now, let's kind of
step back and look at this in that First of all,
it's nobody's goddamn business what anybody is purchasing in a store.

(19:15):
In this case, I don't believe there was any restrictions
on the number of chickens that could be purchased. She's
using her own money to make the purchase. So what
concern is it of anyone else If she's gonna buy
hery goddamn chicken in the place.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
That's her prerogative, her money, her decision.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
This poor woman doesn't need to face harassment, especially, like
I said, from that one bitch pointing the finger at her,
treating her like she's Jack the Ripper or something. Also,
let's sit back for a moment and use something that
is very seldom in practice these days, and that's common sense.

(19:56):
Why don't we ask some basic questions like why is
this woman buying all these chickens? Well, obviously she's not
going to eat them all. That's highly unlikely unless you
got a really bad chicken fetish or something. Secondly, it's
unlikely she's gonna sell them or anything that. I don't
really think there'd be much of a market to be

(20:17):
selling rotisserie chickens on the corner. So why is she
doing this? Well, as it turns out, this woman had
taken these chickens that she had bought and she handed
them out to homeless people on the street to give
them something of a meal around Thanksgiving time. She did

(20:40):
this to do something good for people, for homeless people,
people who were down and out. She bought these chickens
so some people would actually have some food, something to eat.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
She was doing something that was right, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
But in the process of trying to do this good deed,
she gets vilified. She gets treated like some sort of
pariah by people who, once again, it's none of their
goddamn business what you purchase and what you're doing with it.
But in today's world, we've got to be in everyone's business.
We can't mind our own beeswax. And then we got

(21:19):
to go online and join in on the rest of
the morons.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Who decide to attack this poor woman online.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
And all she was doing was a good deed, something
that was decent. So for all the useless assholes out
there online who criticized this woman, I hope you feel
good about yourselves now because you're a bunch of morons. Okay,
why don't you go out and do something decent like
she does instead of being so constantly hypercritical. And to

(21:53):
the bitch with the ugly hairdo at Sam's Club who's
pointing her finger confronting this poor lady, why don't you
get a life and mind your own goddamn fucking business.
So there I've spoken my piece, and on that note,
I think it's not about time for me to sign

(22:14):
off and exit the studio. To conclude this particular episode
of the podcast. Once again, I would like to take
thank you to.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I can't. I can't.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Why is it every time I finished up an episode,
I can't talk? Once again, I would like to thank
you for taking the time to listen to me sit
here and rant like a delusional lunatic. There, I got
it out. I would also like to remind you to
please feel free to subscribe to this podcast. It is,

(22:50):
after all free to do so. And like I tell
you every single week, there is very little in life
that is actually free. And if you do encounter something
is free in life, you might want to question it
because there's probably something behind it that's not going to
be free in the end.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Just the thought.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
So until next time, until the next episode, until the
next time we get together and I speak my piece,
you have a good day, be nice, be kind, buy
some buy some rotisserie chickens by all means, and take
care for now.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So long for now, bye bye,
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