November 12, 2024 • 23 mins
Thoughts on the election; TikTok users getting a pain in the ass; escaped monkeys; what Jesus would say about politics and more of my uncontrollable rants
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Grinnings and welcome to the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, the Orange nightmares once again upon us. The Donald
will be the next president of the United States.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And as I.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Watched the results coming in on election night, I sat
there with my cup of hot, hot cocoa, and I
couldn't help but wonder what the fuck is going on
in this country? How could this man have possibly won
the presidency yet again?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And of course he's ranting on about how.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
There's gonna be a new golden age of opportunity for
all Americans.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, let me give you all a reality check.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
There's gonna be no golden age for Americans. The only
thing the citizens of this country can expect from another
four years of Trump is a golden shower.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's about the extent of it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He had his chance once before, and the numbers from
his previous term as president were not that impressive. In fact,
the numbers that he posted made him one of the
worst presidents in history, not one of the greatest, as
he often claims.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But that is the way it often goes in.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The world of Trumpville, where one plus one equals three.
Oh take it for what it's worth, now, you do.
There is the possibility that Trump could be running his
presidency from prison, you know, the Oval office in Cell
Block H. However, it is interesting to note that the
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Justice Department has announced it will scale back on some
of the legal issues they are pursuing with Trump in
light of his recent election.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
So you're you're basically kind of putting Trump above the law.
That's what you're doing there. Now. One of the.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Basic fundamentals of this little thing called the constitution in
this in this country is that nobody, but nobody is
above the law. But apparently the Donald now is for
whatever reasons, And of course, in this little paranoid world
that's going on in Trumpville, he is now stating that
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he wants law enforcement to investigate anyone who is out
to get him or spread rumors about him or do
something against him. He's encouraging law enforcement to go out
and arrest people. That is that is quite funny when
you think, here we have a convicted felon encouraging law
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enforcement to go out.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And arrest people. Yes, that that is amazing. Really, that
is that is.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Kind of like a low grade hooker lecturing people on
the dangers of unsafe But of course, in the endless
rhetoric that is Trump's vision of greatness. He has pledged
that he is gonna bring peace to the world. He's
gonna settle the issue with Ukraine, and he's also going
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to bring peace.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
To the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, I don't think that's gonna happen, because, first of all,
Trump is not a diplomat. He can't even spell diplomat.
He has no knowledge of diplomacy. But he insists that
he's going to do this.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Let's put it this way.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He's not, for instance, like President Nixon, who opened up
a dialogue with the People's Republic of China back in
the nineteen seventies, which previously was thought to be an
impossible task. And then there was Jimmy Carter who went
and kind of settled some issues in the Middle East
back in I believe it was nineteen seventy nine or whatever.
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So yeah, Trump doesn't fall into that category. In my opinion,
Trump probably couldn't settle a bitch slapping brawl between two
drunken nuns, let alone solve some of the pending issues
that are brewing in the world today as far as conflicts.
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But nonetheless, we can all have our fantasy time. So
what was that yesterday I was driving around the local
neighborhood near where I live here in south central Pennsylvania,
and I saw one of the Trumpers had this huge
red banner hanging from his porch and it read Trump
twenty twenty four the Revenge Tour. Well, that that's, first
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of all, the intellectual prowess of that message right there
just astounds me to the point of I almost shit
my pants. Okay, but that about sums up Trump's logic,
where everyone's after us, or there's the boogeyman is lurking
in the shadows to attack us, or Haitians are out
taking people's poodles and them and eating them, and windmills
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are forcing people to not to deep bacon, and there
are sharks falling from the sky you know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Of course, of course, So.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
If you listen to his rhetoric, his verbal vomit on
any given day, it's this long drawn out, paranoid, xenophobic,
fascist rant. It's a manifesto of goddamn fucked up confusion.
But apparently the Trumpers believe it, so whatever, if it
makes them happy, then by all means, run with it,
you know. But listening to Trump sometimes every now and again,
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I hear that song in the back of my head.
You remember a song by I think the guy his
name was Rockwell where he sings that everyone's watching him.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That could be the theme.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Song for Trump's plans and visions right there, that kind
of sums it up. But there's always the pledge of greatness,
making America America great again. That's not gonna happen because
he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to do that. What
he could do and I'm just offering a suggestion or
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not that I know anything. He could take a page
from the book of JFK. Back when Kennedy had initiated
the plan for America to go to the Moon. That
pushed this country to greatness. That was something that inspired us,
in fact, that inspired the whole world. It helped us
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become even more of a leader in technology in the world.
It was a time when we achieved some of the
greatest moments in human history.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That is greatness.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That is what makes America great, not the constant, stupid,
childish bullshit that he delivers time and time again that
some people fall for a hook line and sinker.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So if he really wants to.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Make America great again, if he truly does. If he's
serious about it, then he needs to come up with
a plan, a bold plan, of bold plan that will
bring America together because we're divided. Okay, we're a divided country.
We're not too far from civil war in this nation.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He needs to bring the country together, stop the friggin
infighting and come up with something, a vision, something that
we can strive for that will make us great. That
is the key, not the stupid, childish nonsense that he's
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delivering now. But I make no bones about it. The
man is not capable of being president of the United
States in more ways than one. For instance, is somewhat
callous disregard towards veterans every now and again. Also, let
us not forget his involvement with the effort to overthrow
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the United States government of a few years ago. Now
they claim that he was not directly involved, Well, I
still think he's guilty by association. That's my thought on
the subject, and in my book, that is this little
thing called treason. But nonetheless, it doesn't seem to have
affected the outcome here, because there are those out there
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who are gonna follow him and believe in him no
matter what and whatever. That's their choice.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
However, there are folks like me who want to be convinced.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Convince us, show us that you can actually do the
job and do it effectively and respectfully.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now he's not capable.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Of doing that, but let's just throw the challenge out
there anyways to see what happens.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let's throw down the gauntlet.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
For instance, recently since his election, there have been some
unpleasant racial type incidents here in this country. There is
a fear that many people are gonna act on this
type of behavior because they feel that Trump endorsed this
type of behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And well, you know what, here's your here's your challenge.
Here's one of your first challenges.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Why don't you condemn this stuff when it happens, right,
Don't stay silent, which is basically an acceptance of it,
when you're not saying anything at all.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Come out and condemn this sort of behavior.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Grow a set of balls for once in your life,
and actually act accordingly. Make it known that such behavior
is not gonna happen here, because I have a feeling
it's gonna get a lot worse. I mean, he's not
even in office yet and this ship is already starting.
So let's let's kind of nip this in the button now, right,
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Let's let's let's let's do this. Let's make this golden
opportunity for all Americans as you promise. Yeah right, but sure,
but yeah, let's do this. Come on, no, act like
a president, all right, instead of the ring leader of
a clown circus. Uh, Start to develop the behaviors of
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a statesman. Look at video and read about past presidents,
real presidents, and how they conducted themselves, their decorum, how
they handled things as far as the office of the presidency,
and how to deal with issues both domestic and foreign.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Educate yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's unfortunate that the office of president of the United
States doesn't come with a manual on how to do it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But it doesn't, and we don't have the luxury of
winging it anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So we need somebody to step up to the plate
and show us how it's done, the way it should
be done, under the all guiding principles of that very
very important little document known as the Constitution of the
United States. And however, if I might add to the
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challenges I had, I did see the other day where
Trump had pledged that when he's elected he would move
forward to eliminate fluoride from all public drinking water supplies
because fluoride is deemed to be dangerous. Oh my god,
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Thank Christ, someone is finally ridding us of the scourge
of fluoride in the water.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh my god. If this doesn't get Trump's face, I'll
mount rushmore. I don't know what will. But all getting.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Aside, there is no scientific proof that fluoride in the
drinking water poses any hazards whatsoever. And while I can't
appreciate his gusto in getting right on the job and
getting things done, this is not really what I would
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call an important issue to the nation right now, because
I really don't care anything about the fucking fluoride and
the fucking drinking water. Needless to say, there are far
more pressing issues right now. So before I completely hyperentolate
myself here, let me close out this particular rant on
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Trump by adding my own personal thought. You see, at
the moment that it became official that Trump had won
the presidency, I cannot tell you how embarrassed and ashamed
I was to be an American at that particular.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Point in time. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm being too harsh.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
But if so, prove me wrong, use the next four
years to do something and make a difference, make us
all proud, then you can talk about greatness.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Just saying.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And also one more thing before I close out my
little Trump speech, I want to say that this is
nothing personal against those who voted for Trump. I have
a lot of friends who voted for Trump. That's your decision.
We're all Americans. We all have freedom of choice. That's
what makes this country what it is. So again, this
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is nothing personal against those folks who voted voted for Trump.
Like the saying goes, I may not agree with your opinion,
but I'll fight to the death for your right to
express that opinion or something to that effect. But let
me move along here going let me go from one
pain in the ass to another pain in the ass,
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if I might. I'm recently heard in the news where
there is a new medical condition that is coming out
known as TikTok tush or something to that effect. And
now I know many of you are probably asking, what
the hell is TikTok tush. Well, let me tell you
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what TikTok tush TikTok Say that five times fast, TikTok.
Tush is a condition where people are sitting on the
toilet when they're in the bathroom and they're watching videos
on TikTok. The only problem is they're spending so much
time watching the videos on TikTok they're giving themselves hemorrhoids.
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So it's it's not bad enough that most people spend
two thirds of their lives these days on their phones. Now,
when you go to take a shit and you're sitting there,
you're you're spending even more time watching TikTok, and you're
as a result, you're damaging your asshole. It's like, good Christ,
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how long are you watching TikTok? Realistically, there's only so.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Many funny cat videos that you can watch.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
But what I find interesting is back in the day
before everyone had a device in her hand, people would
actually read in the bathroom. I've known friends and family
that had like volumes of books on a shelf next
to the toilet. One of my aunts used to do
crossroad puzzles when she sat on the toilet, and they
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would spend a certain amount of time there. They weren't
getting hemorrhoids, they weren't damaging their assholes. To the point
of needing to go to a doctor. I'm guessing maybe
people are just laughing so hard watching TikTok videos that
they're causing the strain on their inner rectums, and then
it goes downhill from there. I mean, mind you, I'm
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not a doctor. I'm not a parctologist. Although I deal
with a lot of assholes in my life.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm not getting this here. I'm really not getting this.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I guess this is like the new scourge of the
twenty first century. So between the the eye damage that
can be caused by staring at a cell phone screen
for excessive amounts of time and this other problem, we're
gonna have a whole generation of people who are blind
with hemorrhoids hanging down to their knees. Of course, I
don't watch much much TikTok. I had a TikTok account,
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but my videos were deleted because they violated community standards.
And you're probably asking why. Well, I was dancing around
in a blue bulge bikini, and I'm guessing some people
were offended by my bulge so they complained, and next
thing you know, my videos were gone with a notification
that I needed to comply with their standards. Well, if
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my bulge doesn't comply with your standards, then you could
take your standards and shove them straight up your ass.
Just make sure you don't give yourself hemorrhoids when you
do it. So anyways, so much for life in the
twenty first century. I'd like to take a moment here
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to enlighten you with one of my recent little observations of.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
The world that we live in.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
And this one is a happy, cuddly, good feeling observation
in that I was driving around the other day to
go get coffee at Dunkin Donuts, and as I was
going by this one house, I saw this man going
out to his mailbox out front to get his mail. Well,
he was carrying his cat when he was.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Headed out to the mailbox.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He was just cradling his cat, and the cat seem
to me enjoying it when he went to get the mail.
So I say, kuda, Yeah, I like it when people
are good to their pets like that and pair for
their pets.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That's super cool because.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'm an animal lover anyways, And but you don't normally
see that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You see people walking.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Around holding chihuahuas or Yorkshire Terriers and I saw one
guy carrying his husky. Don't know how he managed to
do that, but anyways, Yeah, so this cat was seemed
to be enjoying the little trip out to the mailbox.
You know, part of the cat doesn't get out too often,
so the guy figured why not. Or maybe just the
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medical bills from the vet had just arrived and he's
trying to give the cat a hint to help pay
said bills. That could be too, I don't know, but
either way, I thought it was cute. It's nice to
see to see somebody bonding with their cat like that.
It put a smile on my face. It put a
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smile on my face. Let me jump jump around a
little bit here. Go down to Columbia, South Carolina, where
recently some forty three monkeys intended for medical research had escaped,
and most of them are still at large. They are
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Reeseus macaqus, and they made their break after employee at
this facility left a gate unlocked and they got away.
Now we're being told that the monkeys pose no health
risks to the public. It's just that they want to
get them recovered and get them back. Now, allow me
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to put my two cents in here and that I'm
hoping the monkeys just make a clean getaway and managed
to go to Canada or down to Mexico. Well, no,
not Mexico, because Trump puts up his wall. They'll never
get into the country. But seriously, I don't believe in
animal research. I don't think it's necessary in this day
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and age to be using animal subjects for research, which
is borderline torture for some of the animals. I can
understand why research needs to be done, but we're at
a point now from my understanding, we don't need to
use the animals really anymore. There's other ways of inducting
these experiments. So I don't believe in it. I hope
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the monkeys get away and are never found. I hope
they go on to a happy life someplace else where
these researchers can't get a hold of them. And if
I also might add another two cents here, if you
want to do experiments, here's an idea. If you have
like convicted murderers who you know, beyond the shadow of
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a doubt, are guilty of the crime, then use them,
use them to experiment. You know what the hell, Spray
them with the toxins and the dangerous chemicals and shove
things in the orifices and electrocute them and whatever else
you do in the name of science, put these clowns
through it. And for that matter, take these worthless fuckheads
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who are convicted of animal abuse and use them to,
you know, test out new theories and new science and whatnot.
Give them a taste of their own medicine. The filthy,
no good bastards. That's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.
So according to the handy little clock here on the wall,
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it is soon time for me to wrap up this
marvelous episode of the podcast. Before I go, I would
like to add another observation, which I have not done
in a while, on public restrooms. As you know that
public restrooms can be one of my pet peeves. So
the other day I went into a local convenience store
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to use the bathroom stall, and when I went in there,
the toilet and the floor was literally covered in piss. Okay, So,
I don't know what filthy hog went in there and
pissed all over the seat and all over the floor.
I don't know whether this guy's cock was too small
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and he just couldn't handle it. Or whether they just
did it on purpose, or whether the person is like
blind or something. I don't know, but for Christ's sakes,
if you're gonna piss all over a seat, at least
clean it up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
You know, the last thing.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I want to do is sit down on a toilet
seat covered in piss.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You no good, filthy pig.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So you just saying, you know, clean a stall after
you had done with your goddamn hogs. Oh and one
more thing, you know, I like to critique those religious
billboards that are alongside the highway that delivered the fire
and broomstone messages. Well, I saw one the other day
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that just really got my attention. It read Christians and Politics.
What would Jesus say? Well, considering what this past week
in politics has been like in the United States, I
can tell you exactly what he would say.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
He would say, Jesus H. Christ.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And on that note, I'm gonna wrap up this little
auditory soiree and I'm gonna stop assailing your ears because
I'm sure you're probably on the verge of complete insanity
after listening.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
To my rent.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I would like to thank you for taking the time
to listen to this podcast because I'm sure you have
much better things to do on your day, like maybe
getting your fingernails ripped out or something. And please feel
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and there isn't much else that's free in the world,
at least nothing else legal. Until next time, have a
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good day, enjoy yourselves, have fun. So long for now,
Bye bye,
Grinnings and welcome to the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, the Orange nightmares once again upon us. The Donald
will be the next president of the United States.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And as I.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Watched the results coming in on election night, I sat
there with my cup of hot, hot cocoa, and I
couldn't help but wonder what the fuck is going on
in this country? How could this man have possibly won
the presidency yet again?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And of course he's ranting on about how.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
There's gonna be a new golden age of opportunity for
all Americans.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, let me give you all a reality check.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
There's gonna be no golden age for Americans. The only
thing the citizens of this country can expect from another
four years of Trump is a golden shower.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's about the extent of it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He had his chance once before, and the numbers from
his previous term as president were not that impressive. In fact,
the numbers that he posted made him one of the
worst presidents in history, not one of the greatest, as
he often claims.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But that is the way it often goes in.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The world of Trumpville, where one plus one equals three.
Oh take it for what it's worth, now, you do.
There is the possibility that Trump could be running his
presidency from prison, you know, the Oval office in Cell
Block H. However, it is interesting to note that the
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Justice Department has announced it will scale back on some
of the legal issues they are pursuing with Trump in
light of his recent election.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
So you're you're basically kind of putting Trump above the law.
That's what you're doing there. Now. One of the.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Basic fundamentals of this little thing called the constitution in
this in this country is that nobody, but nobody is
above the law. But apparently the Donald now is for
whatever reasons, And of course, in this little paranoid world
that's going on in Trumpville, he is now stating that
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he wants law enforcement to investigate anyone who is out
to get him or spread rumors about him or do
something against him. He's encouraging law enforcement to go out
and arrest people. That is that is quite funny when
you think, here we have a convicted felon encouraging law
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enforcement to go out.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And arrest people. Yes, that that is amazing. Really, that
is that is.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Kind of like a low grade hooker lecturing people on
the dangers of unsafe But of course, in the endless
rhetoric that is Trump's vision of greatness. He has pledged
that he is gonna bring peace to the world. He's
gonna settle the issue with Ukraine, and he's also going
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to bring peace.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
To the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, I don't think that's gonna happen, because, first of all,
Trump is not a diplomat. He can't even spell diplomat.
He has no knowledge of diplomacy. But he insists that
he's going to do this.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Let's put it this way.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He's not, for instance, like President Nixon, who opened up
a dialogue with the People's Republic of China back in
the nineteen seventies, which previously was thought to be an
impossible task. And then there was Jimmy Carter who went
and kind of settled some issues in the Middle East
back in I believe it was nineteen seventy nine or whatever.
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So yeah, Trump doesn't fall into that category. In my opinion,
Trump probably couldn't settle a bitch slapping brawl between two
drunken nuns, let alone solve some of the pending issues
that are brewing in the world today as far as conflicts.
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But nonetheless, we can all have our fantasy time. So
what was that yesterday I was driving around the local
neighborhood near where I live here in south central Pennsylvania,
and I saw one of the Trumpers had this huge
red banner hanging from his porch and it read Trump
twenty twenty four the Revenge Tour. Well, that that's, first
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of all, the intellectual prowess of that message right there
just astounds me to the point of I almost shit
my pants. Okay, but that about sums up Trump's logic,
where everyone's after us, or there's the boogeyman is lurking
in the shadows to attack us, or Haitians are out
taking people's poodles and them and eating them, and windmills
(05:02):
are forcing people to not to deep bacon, and there
are sharks falling from the sky you know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Of course, of course, So.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
If you listen to his rhetoric, his verbal vomit on
any given day, it's this long drawn out, paranoid, xenophobic,
fascist rant. It's a manifesto of goddamn fucked up confusion.
But apparently the Trumpers believe it, so whatever, if it
makes them happy, then by all means, run with it,
you know. But listening to Trump sometimes every now and again,
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I hear that song in the back of my head.
You remember a song by I think the guy his
name was Rockwell where he sings that everyone's watching him.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That could be the theme.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Song for Trump's plans and visions right there, that kind
of sums it up. But there's always the pledge of greatness,
making America America great again. That's not gonna happen because
he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to do that. What
he could do and I'm just offering a suggestion or
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not that I know anything. He could take a page
from the book of JFK. Back when Kennedy had initiated
the plan for America to go to the Moon. That
pushed this country to greatness. That was something that inspired us,
in fact, that inspired the whole world. It helped us
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become even more of a leader in technology in the world.
It was a time when we achieved some of the
greatest moments in human history.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That is greatness.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That is what makes America great, not the constant, stupid,
childish bullshit that he delivers time and time again that
some people fall for a hook line and sinker.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So if he really wants to.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Make America great again, if he truly does. If he's
serious about it, then he needs to come up with
a plan, a bold plan, of bold plan that will
bring America together because we're divided. Okay, we're a divided country.
We're not too far from civil war in this nation.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He needs to bring the country together, stop the friggin
infighting and come up with something, a vision, something that
we can strive for that will make us great. That
is the key, not the stupid, childish nonsense that he's
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delivering now. But I make no bones about it. The
man is not capable of being president of the United
States in more ways than one. For instance, is somewhat
callous disregard towards veterans every now and again. Also, let
us not forget his involvement with the effort to overthrow
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the United States government of a few years ago. Now
they claim that he was not directly involved, Well, I
still think he's guilty by association. That's my thought on
the subject, and in my book, that is this little
thing called treason. But nonetheless, it doesn't seem to have
affected the outcome here, because there are those out there
(08:16):
who are gonna follow him and believe in him no
matter what and whatever. That's their choice.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
However, there are folks like me who want to be convinced.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Convince us, show us that you can actually do the
job and do it effectively and respectfully.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now he's not capable.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Of doing that, but let's just throw the challenge out
there anyways to see what happens.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let's throw down the gauntlet.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
For instance, recently since his election, there have been some
unpleasant racial type incidents here in this country. There is
a fear that many people are gonna act on this
type of behavior because they feel that Trump endorsed this
type of behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And well, you know what, here's your here's your challenge.
Here's one of your first challenges.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Why don't you condemn this stuff when it happens, right,
Don't stay silent, which is basically an acceptance of it,
when you're not saying anything at all.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Come out and condemn this sort of behavior.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Grow a set of balls for once in your life,
and actually act accordingly. Make it known that such behavior
is not gonna happen here, because I have a feeling
it's gonna get a lot worse. I mean, he's not
even in office yet and this ship is already starting.
So let's let's kind of nip this in the button now, right,
(09:38):
Let's let's let's let's do this. Let's make this golden
opportunity for all Americans as you promise. Yeah right, but sure,
but yeah, let's do this. Come on, no, act like
a president, all right, instead of the ring leader of
a clown circus. Uh, Start to develop the behaviors of
(10:02):
a statesman. Look at video and read about past presidents,
real presidents, and how they conducted themselves, their decorum, how
they handled things as far as the office of the presidency,
and how to deal with issues both domestic and foreign.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Educate yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's unfortunate that the office of president of the United
States doesn't come with a manual on how to do it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But it doesn't, and we don't have the luxury of
winging it anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So we need somebody to step up to the plate
and show us how it's done, the way it should
be done, under the all guiding principles of that very
very important little document known as the Constitution of the
United States. And however, if I might add to the
(11:00):
challenges I had, I did see the other day where
Trump had pledged that when he's elected he would move
forward to eliminate fluoride from all public drinking water supplies
because fluoride is deemed to be dangerous. Oh my god,
(11:23):
Thank Christ, someone is finally ridding us of the scourge
of fluoride in the water.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh my god. If this doesn't get Trump's face, I'll
mount rushmore. I don't know what will. But all getting.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Aside, there is no scientific proof that fluoride in the
drinking water poses any hazards whatsoever. And while I can't
appreciate his gusto in getting right on the job and
getting things done, this is not really what I would
(12:00):
call an important issue to the nation right now, because
I really don't care anything about the fucking fluoride and
the fucking drinking water. Needless to say, there are far
more pressing issues right now. So before I completely hyperentolate
myself here, let me close out this particular rant on
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Trump by adding my own personal thought. You see, at
the moment that it became official that Trump had won
the presidency, I cannot tell you how embarrassed and ashamed
I was to be an American at that particular.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Point in time. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm being too harsh.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
But if so, prove me wrong, use the next four
years to do something and make a difference, make us
all proud, then you can talk about greatness.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Just saying.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And also one more thing before I close out my
little Trump speech, I want to say that this is
nothing personal against those who voted for Trump. I have
a lot of friends who voted for Trump. That's your decision.
We're all Americans. We all have freedom of choice. That's
what makes this country what it is. So again, this
(13:27):
is nothing personal against those folks who voted voted for Trump.
Like the saying goes, I may not agree with your opinion,
but I'll fight to the death for your right to
express that opinion or something to that effect. But let
me move along here going let me go from one
pain in the ass to another pain in the ass,
(13:49):
if I might. I'm recently heard in the news where
there is a new medical condition that is coming out
known as TikTok tush or something to that effect. And
now I know many of you are probably asking, what
the hell is TikTok tush. Well, let me tell you
(14:10):
what TikTok tush TikTok Say that five times fast, TikTok.
Tush is a condition where people are sitting on the
toilet when they're in the bathroom and they're watching videos
on TikTok. The only problem is they're spending so much
time watching the videos on TikTok they're giving themselves hemorrhoids.
(14:33):
So it's it's not bad enough that most people spend
two thirds of their lives these days on their phones. Now,
when you go to take a shit and you're sitting there,
you're you're spending even more time watching TikTok, and you're
as a result, you're damaging your asshole. It's like, good Christ,
(14:54):
how long are you watching TikTok? Realistically, there's only so.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Many funny cat videos that you can watch.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
But what I find interesting is back in the day
before everyone had a device in her hand, people would
actually read in the bathroom. I've known friends and family
that had like volumes of books on a shelf next
to the toilet. One of my aunts used to do
crossroad puzzles when she sat on the toilet, and they
(15:24):
would spend a certain amount of time there. They weren't
getting hemorrhoids, they weren't damaging their assholes. To the point
of needing to go to a doctor. I'm guessing maybe
people are just laughing so hard watching TikTok videos that
they're causing the strain on their inner rectums, and then
it goes downhill from there. I mean, mind you, I'm
(15:46):
not a doctor. I'm not a parctologist. Although I deal
with a lot of assholes in my life.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm not getting this here. I'm really not getting this.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I guess this is like the new scourge of the
twenty first century. So between the the eye damage that
can be caused by staring at a cell phone screen
for excessive amounts of time and this other problem, we're
gonna have a whole generation of people who are blind
with hemorrhoids hanging down to their knees. Of course, I
don't watch much much TikTok. I had a TikTok account,
(16:20):
but my videos were deleted because they violated community standards.
And you're probably asking why. Well, I was dancing around
in a blue bulge bikini, and I'm guessing some people
were offended by my bulge so they complained, and next
thing you know, my videos were gone with a notification
that I needed to comply with their standards. Well, if
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my bulge doesn't comply with your standards, then you could
take your standards and shove them straight up your ass.
Just make sure you don't give yourself hemorrhoids when you
do it. So anyways, so much for life in the
twenty first century. I'd like to take a moment here
(17:03):
to enlighten you with one of my recent little observations of.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
The world that we live in.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
And this one is a happy, cuddly, good feeling observation
in that I was driving around the other day to
go get coffee at Dunkin Donuts, and as I was
going by this one house, I saw this man going
out to his mailbox out front to get his mail. Well,
he was carrying his cat when he was.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Headed out to the mailbox.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He was just cradling his cat, and the cat seem
to me enjoying it when he went to get the mail.
So I say, kuda, Yeah, I like it when people
are good to their pets like that and pair for
their pets.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That's super cool because.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'm an animal lover anyways, And but you don't normally
see that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You see people walking.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Around holding chihuahuas or Yorkshire Terriers and I saw one
guy carrying his husky. Don't know how he managed to
do that, but anyways, Yeah, so this cat was seemed
to be enjoying the little trip out to the mailbox.
You know, part of the cat doesn't get out too often,
so the guy figured why not. Or maybe just the
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medical bills from the vet had just arrived and he's
trying to give the cat a hint to help pay
said bills. That could be too, I don't know, but
either way, I thought it was cute. It's nice to
see to see somebody bonding with their cat like that.
It put a smile on my face. It put a
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smile on my face. Let me jump jump around a
little bit here. Go down to Columbia, South Carolina, where
recently some forty three monkeys intended for medical research had escaped,
and most of them are still at large. They are
(18:56):
Reeseus macaqus, and they made their break after employee at
this facility left a gate unlocked and they got away.
Now we're being told that the monkeys pose no health
risks to the public. It's just that they want to
get them recovered and get them back. Now, allow me
(19:18):
to put my two cents in here and that I'm
hoping the monkeys just make a clean getaway and managed
to go to Canada or down to Mexico. Well, no,
not Mexico, because Trump puts up his wall. They'll never
get into the country. But seriously, I don't believe in
animal research. I don't think it's necessary in this day
(19:41):
and age to be using animal subjects for research, which
is borderline torture for some of the animals. I can
understand why research needs to be done, but we're at
a point now from my understanding, we don't need to
use the animals really anymore. There's other ways of inducting
these experiments. So I don't believe in it. I hope
(20:04):
the monkeys get away and are never found. I hope
they go on to a happy life someplace else where
these researchers can't get a hold of them. And if
I also might add another two cents here, if you
want to do experiments, here's an idea. If you have
like convicted murderers who you know, beyond the shadow of
(20:27):
a doubt, are guilty of the crime, then use them,
use them to experiment. You know what the hell, Spray
them with the toxins and the dangerous chemicals and shove
things in the orifices and electrocute them and whatever else
you do in the name of science, put these clowns
through it. And for that matter, take these worthless fuckheads
(20:52):
who are convicted of animal abuse and use them to,
you know, test out new theories and new science and whatnot.
Give them a taste of their own medicine. The filthy,
no good bastards. That's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.
So according to the handy little clock here on the wall,
(21:13):
it is soon time for me to wrap up this
marvelous episode of the podcast. Before I go, I would
like to add another observation, which I have not done
in a while, on public restrooms. As you know that
public restrooms can be one of my pet peeves. So
the other day I went into a local convenience store
(21:37):
to use the bathroom stall, and when I went in there,
the toilet and the floor was literally covered in piss. Okay, So,
I don't know what filthy hog went in there and
pissed all over the seat and all over the floor.
I don't know whether this guy's cock was too small
(21:58):
and he just couldn't handle it. Or whether they just
did it on purpose, or whether the person is like
blind or something. I don't know, but for Christ's sakes,
if you're gonna piss all over a seat, at least
clean it up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
You know, the last thing.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I want to do is sit down on a toilet
seat covered in piss.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You no good, filthy pig.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So you just saying, you know, clean a stall after
you had done with your goddamn hogs. Oh and one
more thing, you know, I like to critique those religious
billboards that are alongside the highway that delivered the fire
and broomstone messages. Well, I saw one the other day
(22:37):
that just really got my attention. It read Christians and Politics.
What would Jesus say? Well, considering what this past week
in politics has been like in the United States, I
can tell you exactly what he would say.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
He would say, Jesus H. Christ.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And on that note, I'm gonna wrap up this little
auditory soiree and I'm gonna stop assailing your ears because
I'm sure you're probably on the verge of complete insanity
after listening.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
To my rent.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I would like to thank you for taking the time
to listen to this podcast because I'm sure you have
much better things to do on your day, like maybe
getting your fingernails ripped out or something. And please feel
free to subscribe, because well it is free to subscribe,
and there isn't much else that's free in the world,
at least nothing else legal. Until next time, have a
(23:38):
good day, enjoy yourselves, have fun. So long for now,
Bye bye,
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