Another Episode To Stimulate Your Brain

Trump’s plans for a full military onslaught against undocumented migrants; spray for smelly twats; my plan for homelessness; gay bird ornaments at Wal-Mart and more!!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast. Well, it is official.
The Orange Menace otherwise known as Donald Trump, has confirmed
that when he retakes the presidency, he's going to declare
a national emergency and use the military to remove all

(00:22):
the undocumented migrants in the country. It will be a
sweeping military juggernaut unlike anything ever seen on American soil. Now,
of course, I can only imagine Trump resorting to the
use of nuclear weapons in order to carry out this

(00:42):
grandiose plan. There have been a few states that have
made it quite clear they are not going to cooperate
with Trump's mass deportations, and they're going to resist him
however possible. In the end, this situation is going to
probably cause more problems than it is going to solve.

(01:06):
I do, however, have some questions and concerns here first
and foremost. If he initiates this plan, how long is
it going to be before he turns the military on
the rest of us. What other groups of undesirables are

(01:26):
gonna be rounded up and put somewhere. You know, let's
not be gullible and let's not be stupid, because this
administration does not give a flying rats ass about our
rights and civil liberties. It's like the banner in front
of my neighbor's house that reads Trump twenty twenty four,

(01:50):
the Revenge Tour. And that's what this is gonna be
all about. It's gonna be about settling old scores and
keeping people under Trump's thumb. And of course, let's not
forget him using the presidency to keep his ass out
of prison. There are other effective ways to deal with

(02:11):
this crisis of migrants coming in undocumented, but that would
actually take some brains to figure that out. Let's hope
saner minds prevail in this situation and we get it
resolved in a better fashion. I can just picture Trump
leading the military charge to pursue and capture all the migrants.

(02:40):
I have this vision of that scene towards the end
of that movie Doctor Strangelove, or that gun Ho guy
on board the B fifty two bomber, Major Kong ends
up writing the nuclear bomb right to the ground. I
can just picture Trump doing the exact same thing, riding

(03:02):
the bomb right to the ground, right on the heads
of the migrants. But as heroic as that might be
for the Orange Menace, we don't need that sort of thing.
We need a rational, reasonable, calm person to solve this problem,
not somebody acting like fucking Major Kong dropping a fucking bomb.

(03:26):
But allow me to segue. While I'm on the subject
of Trump's policies concerning people who are going to be
deported and or are sent elsewhere, let us discuss a
new revelation that came through in which there is a
good possibility that his own son, Baron could face deportation

(03:48):
because he was actually born three months before Millennia became
a US citizen. Wouldn't that just be the cat's balls?
If Baron gets chucked out of the country as a
result of his dad's fascist, hardline policies against migrants and

(04:08):
immigrants and whatnot, that would definitely create an awkward situation
around the family dinner table. Sorry, Baron, but you've got
to go for the good of the nation, so long,
have a good one. Bye bye. And also recently, Trump

(04:31):
has just announced on truth social that he is releasing
a new line of collectible guitars that are going to
be sold for fifteen hundred dollars a piece each guitar. Now,
these are not ordinary guitars because each one is going
to have a photograph on it of the Donald holding

(04:52):
one of the guitars in which that you just spent
fifteen hundred bucks of your heart earn money for. Of course,
sell selling musical instruments is very apropos considering that we're
all going to be singing the blues pretty soon under
this administration. He's not even in office yet and everything
is already fucked up. Just look at some of his

(05:13):
cabinet selections. Oh christ, I could go on an hour
about that, but I'm not going to anyways. Let me
move along here to something else in our wild and
wacky world in which we live. So, how many of
you out there saw the recent story with this guy
down in the Miami airport decided to wrap himself in

(05:38):
green shrink wrap from head to toe and try to
check himself on a flight as baggage. Yes, you heard correct,
he tried to check himself in as baggage. So this guy,
he looked, he looked like a plastic mummy hopping around
wrapped in shrink wrap in the airport trying to and

(05:58):
he had a friend with him who was doing a
video of this, obviously, probably for a TikTok or YouTube
or whatever. It looks so strange, and eventually the cops
intervened and they helped get him unwrapped, not that he
was probably too tightly wrapped in the first place, but

(06:19):
let us just say for an instant that this stunt
actually worked and he wound up getting checked as baggage. Well,
this guy doesn't really know too much about aircraft and
certain principles that apply on an aircraft that is flying
at let's say thirty nine thousand feet. Once you get

(06:39):
about nine or ten thousand feet, there is virtually no
oxygen to breathe, and most parts of the aircraft cargo
holds are not pressurized, and they are cold as hell,
because he gets cold up there. Okay, it's not exactly
a tropical paradise where you can lay around in your
bikini and work on your tan. No. No, thirty nine

(07:00):
thousand feet, it's well below zero. So let's say they
check this guy into the cargo hold next to someone's
Louis Louis Vuton bags. You would have been dead when
probably a matter of minutes, once they reached altitudes. But
you might want to do some research on a certain
subject before you attempt to do a stunt like this,

(07:24):
because it could be very bad for your health. So
now I'd like to take a moment, if I may,
and do one of my observations of the world that
surrounds us in that recently on the radio, I've been
hearing a lot of advertisements for all these new deodorants,

(07:45):
these these body deodorants that are coming out, okay, and
most of them it's a woman doing the ad saying
that this product has been approved by obgyns for use
on your private areas at any time during the day, night,
or whatnot. And with all these advertisements and all these
products coming out for this intended purpose, I do have

(08:09):
to ask the question, are there really that many smelly
twats in the world? Come on, now, whatever happened like
maybe taking a shower or two every now and again?
Have we forgotten that problem? Now? You know, it's funny
because I don't remember years ago smelly twats being a
big problem as it is now, but apparently it is. Well.
I guess these days you never know whose face is

(08:31):
gonna be between your legs at any given time, so
obviously you want to smell nice, so you can just
sprit this stuff on, and I guess it kills bacteria
and whatever's living down there. I don't know. I don't
have a vagina, so I'm not sure what is involved
with the maintenance of such an organ And I really
don't want to know, so just saying, but really, now,

(08:56):
come on, now, let's use a little more soap and water.
Let's try that supposed to the quick spray of the
stuff to make your your another regions smell like a
rose garden. And that is just my observation. I could
be wrong. I probably am. I usually am, but let
me let me, let me throw it out there. So anyways,

(09:18):
but while I'm on a rant, let me make another observation.
And this is something of a serious observation. Very rarely
do I get serious, but I will get serious a
little bit here. So in that here, in this area
of Pennsylvania, around the York area, like many other areas
of the country, there is there is a homeless problem.

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There's a lot of people living on the streets or
in the case here, especially in one area of York
in this wooded area is like a little village of
tents of homeless people. Now this is not to to
make fun of homeless people or you know, they have
they have a horrible situation. I can't imagine what it

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would be like not having a place to go, shelter
to live in. You know, it's warm in the winter
and cool in the summer and whatnot. I can't imagine
what kind of hell that is. But for whatever reasons,
these people are living in this village in the woods,
and this village is becoming a problem because there is
a lot of stuff. There's a lot of junk in
the woods. Now there are let's say, how should we say,

(10:21):
they're using the woods as a bathroom. It's a royal mess,
a health hazard. Obviously, nothing is being done about it.
I don't know whether everyone's just looking the other way
or whatnot. But and again, other projects are gonna be
Los Angeles. There's like thousands of people who are homeless.
There's entire towns of homeless individuals, intents and makeshift homes

(10:46):
and whatever they say. There's like an entire homeless population
living in the tunnels beneath Las Vegas. They make apartments
out in these tunnels. All right, here here's an idea.
I'm gonna throw this eye. I'm gonna should this idea
up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes it.
I don't care if anyone does or not, but I'm
gonna put it out there right now. In various parts

(11:10):
of the world, there are shipyards where they take old
retired cruise ships and just dump them there to be scrapped.
They cut these ships up and sell off the steel
and whatnot. They just scrap them out completely. The ships
are retired, they're no longer any use. They've served their
purpose in the business. They made their money. Now that's it.
They're done. So they literally just like float these ships

(11:30):
right up to almost dry land and just leave them there.
They actually crash them into each other sometimes. Why not
here's an idea. Why not take some of these retired ships.
I'm sure they could be had for next to nothing
as far as money is concerned, and stick them, let's say,
in the United States in different coastal poor areas such

(11:55):
as maybe New York, Boston, Jacksonville, Florida, Los Angeles, Seattle, whatever.
You could house a lot of homeless people on board
these ships. And I'm not talking about just shelter. You
could set up a community on these ships where you
could help get these people back on their feet. These

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ships come with medical facilities, so you can provide them
with medical care and evaluate them as to how they're doing,
because many homeless people out there obviously have some psychological
issues going on, which is why they're homeless. Evaluate them,
see who has the potential to get back out on
their own, and help them do that. Could there's plenty
of public areas on board these ships, lounges or whatever.

(12:40):
They could be turned into classrooms you could teach. You
could have classes education for people to maybe get a
high school diploma or learn a trade or whatever. They
could help fix these ships up because right now they're
probably in somewhat bad shape, being just abandoned like they are.
They could learn a trade and as far as like construction,
helping to fix these ships while they're living on board. Uh,

(13:03):
you know, just an idea. And you know, you don't
even need to get these ships up and running as
far as the engines. You can just tell them what
a tugboat to where they need to go, all right,
Just get them there, set them up, put these homeless
people on board, and start getting people back into the
mainstream of society instead of living in a tent in

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a forest somewhere, forced to shit and piss on the
ground and leaving trash all over the place, which is
not a good situation all around for anybody. And the
best part is it would not cost a lot of
money to do this. Like I said, how much are
they gonna want to sell these ships for? They're not

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of any use to cruise lines anymore, so they're gonna
be sold for probably virtually next to nothing. It's a
low cost way to solve a problem that's getting bigger
by the day. And also some of your immigrants and
migrants could be housed on board these ships until a
determination is made as to what is to become of them.

(14:05):
So it's a win win all around. Just a suggestion
to the powers that be if anyone's listening to me,
which nobody listens to me anyways. I don't know why
I even bother talk. I might as well talk to
a wall some days. But whatever, I ran it up
the flagpole. If you want to salute it, go right ahead.
If not, have a nice day. So allow me to

(14:29):
move on to some general stupidity coming out of the
great State of Texas, which seems to produce a lot
of ideas which are questionable at best. It would seem
that the Texas State Board of Education, the geniuses that
they are, recently approved allowing Bible teachings in public schools

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in the grades of kindergarten about through fifth grade. So
I'm guessing they have never heard of the phrase separating
church from state, in that Bible teachings or any sort

(15:17):
of religious teachings really don't have any place in the
public school system. Now. This is very similar to a
situation here in Pennsylvania a number of years ago where
they tried to introduce something they were calling intelligent design,
which was a half assed attempt to have a scientific

(15:39):
view of creation. More or less, it was a pathetic idea.
A good friend of mine was serving on the school
board at the time in Dover, Pennsylvania where this was
all taking place. Of course, in Dover, Pennsylvania, she was
opposed to it, and rightfully, the public schools are not

(16:03):
a place to teach myth and superstition, and that is
what religion is. Okay. There is no proof out there
that what is being taught in the Bible has any
basis in fact. Such as the creationists versus the people

(16:23):
who were in favor of the theory of evolution evolution
is an idea that is backed up by fact. It
is solid science. There may be some flaws that have
come along now and again, but it is still proven
to be correct. Creation, on the other hand, there is

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no proof. There is no science to back up the
you know, the idea that the Earth was created in
so many days that the Grand Canyon is only a
few thousand years old, as opposed to the millions of
years which we know to be true. The fact of
the matter is that Bible based science is constantly changed

(17:09):
to fit their view of how things occurred. It's not
open to debate or skepticism or correction or anything. It's
their way of viewing everything, and that's it. There's no
variance from that, whereas science allows for corrections and changes
over time. But that's a discussion for an other day.

(17:32):
Because I know a lot of your hardcore Christians, I'm
not going to convince of anything, so I'm not even
gonna try. But let's get back to Texas, shall we,
And that when I first read the article concerning this,
I damn near shit my pants. Okay, I almost dropped
a huge load of poop right in my bikini underwear.

(17:54):
I can't believe that in the twenty first century anyone
would be considering introducing really just studies into a public school.
If you want to do it in a private setting
on a Sunday, fine do that, but don't do it
in the school format. Don't go replacing fact in science

(18:15):
with myth in superstition. What we're doing in this country especially,
and the great Carl Sagan years ago had predicted this
and he wrote a book on his very subject. The
book is known as a book was titled I Believe
a Demon Haunted World Science as a candle in the darkness.

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And the gist of this book was the fact that
in this country, pseudoscience, myth superstition are all starting to
take place of mainstream science, of mainstream fact. We know
by polls that have been taking that many people these

(19:01):
days do not know that the Earth revolves around the sun.
How god damn dense can you be? This is? This
is something when I went to school, they taught us
this in the third grade. How can people not know this?
And then, you know, let's get on to the fact
that so many people believe that vaccines, childhood vaccinations cause

(19:25):
all sorts of problems. They do not there's science to
back that up, but you know everyone insists. So you know,
childhood vaccinations causes this, that and the other thing. No,
they do not. All right, maybe what caused the issues
with the child was the fact that maybe the mother
was on drugs or something once she was pregnant. Is

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anyone given that any thought? So again, there's no science
to back up that vaccines are dangerous. But we're living
in a society in this country where people are more
and more willing to accept this superstar in pseudoscience as fact.
So my point being, I know I'm rambling on here

(20:06):
like a like a Republican on on crack. Here, here's
the bottom line. When you start introducing myth and superstition
in the form of biblical teachings in school as a
regular part of the curriculum, especially you know, at young
ages K through five K through the fifth grade, you're

(20:26):
instilling this foundation of non factual thinking, and that is
a very dangerous thing. We're bad now, We're I often
like to call it the intellectual doc ages. That that's
what we're getting into in that why accept harsh reality

(20:47):
when fantasy will give us the answers that we seek.
Even though those are the wrong answers. But what does
it matter. Look at all the people who still believe,
and they're growing in numbers that the Earth is flat
despite all the evidence to the contrary that the earth

(21:08):
is it's round. It's quite round. Okay, it's as round
as a bowling ball or you know, but there are
still those who will swear and declare everything is fake
that they tell us, and that the earth is flat.
So where is this thinking going to get us down

(21:28):
the road? Now? As a country, we need to stay
competitive in the world. You know, if Trump talks about
staying competitive, this is the one way he can do
is ensuring that future generations are actually educated in a solid,
real world existence. And if at the rate we're going,

(21:49):
we're gonna be so god damn backwards in twenty thirty
forty years, it's actually quite scary. So let's kind of
like keep religion in the hocus pocus of myth and superstition.
Let's keep that to a separate forum. Let's leave the

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public schools to teaching what we need to know to
live a real existence and how to survive in a
very real world. Otherwise we're gonna have a whole bunch
of goddamn stupid dunces coming down the road. They won't
be able to get out of their own way. They'll

(22:31):
be so goddamn useless they'll have to hire someone to
pick their noses or wipe their asses for them after
they take a shit. Well, as I get ready to
close out this marvelous episode, I would like to touch
on a recent story involving a TikToker by the name

(22:55):
of a chees Aayden. And I think I'm saying that correctly.
Who posted a video that's gone viral from Walmart concerning
some of the Walmart holiday decorps which depicts two cardinals
of the same sex in the decoration two male cardinals.
So the inference here is that Walmart is providing us

(23:20):
with decorations of happy gay couples, even though they might
be birds enjoying the holiday season together. Of course, this
has prompted speculation as to whether or not this was
intentional on the part of Walmart or an oversight in
the selection of the product line. I am guessing that

(23:41):
it is a product oversight. I don't see Walmart intentionally
selling gay themed holiday decorations, although I see nothing wrong
with it. I mean, if these two birds want to
bang each other up the ass, then that's their prerogative.
And if we want to put it in a decoration
for Christmas, that's cool. I mean part where they're banging
each other up the asses, but just the happy gay

(24:03):
couple of birds together, that's quite cool. Actually, I like that.
I think I'll get one just for the hell of it.
But yeah, I'm sure this was not an intentional a
promotion of the gay lifestyle by Walmart, because I don't
see them doing that sort of thing. But nonetheless, some
are gonna look into this and perceive it as a

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promotion of being gay, and some people who are extremely
homophobic and backwards are gonna protest this, and next thing,
you know, Walmart will have to take all the decorations
off the shelf and it will cause holiday mayhem at
a time when we don't need any more mayhem during
the holidays. Do you understand what I'm saying. I think
if there's any message to be perceived from the two

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same sex cardinals is that during the holiday season, if
you can't be with the one you love, then love
the one you're with. And on that note, I think
it's about time that I sign off and get out
of here before I get myself in more trouble. I'd

(25:08):
like to thank you for taking the time to listen
to this grotesque broadcast. Oh hopefully you enjoyed it. Maybe
you didn't. I don't know. I really don't care. And
of course Thanksgiving is upcoming this week, so i'd like
to wish all of you out there who do celebrate
Turkey Day or whatever the hell you eat on this
particular day to have a good holiday, try not to

(25:31):
get in any trouble and have fun. So until next time,
so long for now, Bye bye,