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August 13, 2025 21 mins
Ding Dongs who don’t understand the concept of paying for stuff; Trump and Putin meeting in Alaska; an airline pilot getting naked at a resort hotel and more
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast. So the other day,
while cruising through my Instagram, I like to look at
the occasional videos of people doing really stupid things in life,
and I happened to come across as one video. It's

(00:21):
kind of like surveillance footage from a hair salon where
a woman was standing at the counter after getting her
hair cut and styled, and she's refusing to pay for
the haircut, despite the fact apparently right before that she
had told the stylist that she loved it, it looked great,
everything was cool. But now suddenly she's not paying for

(00:44):
the haircut. And going through some additional videos, this is
not an uncommon thing where people will have their hair
done and when it comes time to pay, they refuse.
It's like, what the hell, you're happy with the hairstyle,
now you're saying you're not gonna pay. Well, this is
part of this new growing trend where people believe they

(01:06):
don't have to pay for nothing. Okay, they they're they're
trying to cheat the system. They're they're con artists, their scumbags,
whatever you want to call them, but they think they've
got to figure it out to the point where now
they don't have to pay for stuff by just refusing
payment because they're not happy or whatever. It's like you
see these people who will filly cart with stuff at

(01:29):
like Walmart three hundred dollars worth to stop and they
just go throwing out the door without paying, like, well, no,
no problem, I'm I'm gonna be on my way now,
I'm not gonna bother to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Uh, yes, you do have to pay. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's kind of like the fundamental principles of capitalism. You
get goods and services and you pay for said goods
and services. So here here's my take on this with
with with the hair cutting thing, let me bottom line
it for you. If you're a hairstylist and you get
one of these idiots who suddenly decides they're not gonna

(02:06):
pay for the haircut, well, wrestle them to the ground.
Wrestle them to the floor and grab an electric razor
and shave all the hair off or rip it out
by the fistfoles. Either way, you know what, you don't
pay for the haircut, then guess what, you don't get
to keep the hair, so we're gonna take it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Away from you.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Once you shave off all the hair or rip it
all out, just donate it to one of those organizations
that makes wigs for cancer patients so it will go
to a good cost. And of course, once your client
calls the cops to have you arrested for assault. When
the police arrive, just tell them that this was a

(02:45):
repossession for unpaid goods and services. And if they don't
like that, then tell them they can go suck a dick. Yes,
suck a big fat, smelly sweat the deck. Do you
see where I'm going with this. It's time to put

(03:06):
it into these scammers and scumbags and low lives who
think they don't have to pay for anything they can
just get stuff for free, because they probably read it
on the internet somewhere that oh, no, you don't have
to pay money for nothing, you can just walk out
the door and get it all for gradis no, no, no, no, no,

(03:26):
that's not how it works.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Look.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
If I gotta pay, I've been paying my entire life. Okay,
well at least since I've had money, I've been paying.
I gotta pay. I gotta pay for the vehicle I drive,
I gotta pay for the groceries I get. I'm bald,
so I don't get haircuts anymore, so that doesn't apply.
I gotta pay, so I gotta pay. Then the rest
of you fuckers all have to pay. There's no free
ride in life. You know, we're not socialists. While we're

(03:51):
getting there in this country, but we're not quite there yet.
So no, no, no, no no. If you get something a product,
you know, you can't go into Walmart and grab the
seventy two inch TV and walk out the door with
it in a car, like one guy recently tried to do.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, no, no, no, you you need.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
To pay for that. If you get a service done,
you get to pay for the service. See, people don't
work for free because we all have We all have
bills to pay.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Most of you probably don't pay your bills either, so
but no, no, no, no, no, So next time, save
us all a lot of grief and and fork over
the money like you're supposed to. It's called acting like
a mature, responsible adult.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Try it sometime. It's a good concept, just saying.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Let us now go to San Fernando, California, where there
was a woman recently dancing on the roof of a
municipal building. Nobody knows why she was dancing on the
roof of this building, or how she even got up

(05:03):
on top of the roof. But during the course of
dancing her jig, she somehow managed to fall into a chimney.
So fortunately the fire department was summoned and she was rescued.

(05:23):
They used the system of a system of ropes and whatnot,
and they extracted her from the chimney, whereupon she was
taken to a local hospital where she is listed in
fair condition. Apparently she did not sustain too many injuries.
But figure me for laughing at somebody else's misfortune, But

(05:44):
how does somebody manage to fall into a chimney while
doing your dance on the roof. That has to be
quite a trick unto itself. And I would suggest that
this woman pursue a career in acrobatics or something, because
she has some sort of a knack.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But you're up there dancing away and down the chimney,
you go, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sure once they look into this a little further,
they're gonna probably find that she was most likely doing
it as some sort of a stunt for TikTok or
some stupid online video thing or who knows what. You know,
look at the number of people who fall off of
cliffs trying to make videos to be influencers or whatever.
In the process of doing their video, they go oops

(06:36):
and bye bye.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let me just suggest that for the hope of getting
making a viral video, taking a tumble somewhere from a
certain height is probably not a good thing. The video
is not worth it. Okay, that's my thought. But speaking
of people who are going up on the roof, recently,

(07:02):
Donald Trump was sited up on the roof of.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
The White House and I guess he was doing a
dance up there.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Apparently he had stated that he just wanted to go
and walk around up on the roof for whatever reasons.
You know, considering all the pressing issues right now and
considering how this country is going to hell in a handbasket,
I think there's more important things for Trump to be

(07:32):
doing than dancing on the roof of the White House.
I think he needs to get his spray tand ass
down to the Oval office and focus on some more
important issues for right now. There'll be plenty of time
to play in the roof later when things get a
little better, But for right now, don't go up there
in the roof.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Please don't don't do that.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
God forbid the President should fall down a chimney, just
like that woman out in California. How embarrassing would that
be to the rest of the world. Anyways, moving right along,
I'd like to take a moment here to talk about
a story that happened a number of years ago. It's

(08:14):
a rather tragic, sad story. It is the story of Hitchbot. Now,
Hitchbot was this cute little robot that was about the
size of a small child, and it had been hitchhiking
around the world. I guess the ultimate destination was San Francisco, California.

(08:38):
Hitchhiked its way across Germany, the Netherlands, Canada, and eventually
came to the United States. This robot had an onboard
GPS tracker in a camera that could take a photograph
something like every twenty minutes, people driving along would pick
up this hitchhiking robot and take it on to the

(08:59):
next destination. Apparently this thing could even carry on limited
conversations with people. So back in twenty fifteen, when this
hitchbot had reached the United States, it ended up in Philadelphia,
where it was brutally destroyed. Yes, somebody assaulted the hitchbot,

(09:23):
busted it all up, and it looks like they may
have done something else to it as well. This savage
attack abruptly into this cute little robot's journey around the world. Now,
of course it figures out what happened in Philadelphia, in Pennsylvania,
because here in Pennsylvania, if something is different or you

(09:45):
don't understand it, the mentality is you just want to
kill it. And that's what these Philly no good cocksuckers did.
They killed this little thing for no good reason. But anyways,
that the people behind the Hitchbot project at the time,
they said they were going to pursue criminal charges against
these these murdering fiends, and they decided to let the

(10:10):
experiment go with that. I'm not sure if anything since
that time has been done to get another hitchbot. I
haven't researched it too closely, but this story it touched
me in a very deep way. How dare they assault
this cute little thing going around minding its own goddamn business.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Now? Is there a point to my little story here?
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
This is more or less a personal statement. You know,
you get something that's good and cute and not really
doing any harm. And then we go and destroy it
and leave it like trash on the side of the road,
dismembered and beaten up. And like I said, probably something
else that took place. You know, Hitchbot had made it

(10:54):
through a couple other countries before coming here to the
US to meet. It's horrible demise Pennsylvania. What does that
say about us as Americans? Yeah, it doesn't look too
good when you attack some innocent, poor little machine that's
trying to bring some happiness to the world. And I
guess it's all part of the rich pageant of life,

(11:18):
or so they say. I think I should be moving
on now and once again rambling like an idiot. So
this upcoming Friday, there is to be a meeting between
Vladimir Putin and his bff, President Trump up in Alaska.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
This meeting apparently.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Concerns the war in Ukraine, which I don't know why
there's even a meeting. You know, if Trump would handle
this correctly and lay down the law once and for
all with Putin, there be no need for discussions. There
is no room for discussion here. Russia is in the wrong. Okay,

(12:00):
stop the war and be done with it. But now
they're talking about land concessions, Ukraine giving land to Russia
as part of this deal, which is no, no, no,
We're not doing that. And then Zelensky has not even
been invited to be part of this meeting. And I
really don't understand why Trump insists on treating Zelensky like shit.

(12:25):
And this goes back to that meeting at the White
House in which Trump and his Imba Selic sidekick Vance.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Treated Zelensky like a complete asshole.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I can tell you I was embarrassed to be an
American after witnessing that debacle, the way the President and
the Vice president of the United States treated a man
who was the president of a war torn country that
was invaded by Russia. Ukraine did nothing to bring us
on themselves. This is all Russian Russia's responsibility. How many

(13:00):
Ukrainian people have been injured and killed in this conflict
and the treatment of Zelensky at that meeting was an abomination,
an absolute abomination. And this stems from the fact that
this administration, Trumpe in particular, does not know how to
handle the Ukrainian war.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay, they have no clue what they're doing here.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
As I pointed out before, Kennedy would know exactly how
to deal with Putin and this would not have dragged
on as long as it has. So now we have
this pathetic excuse of a meeting up in Alaska where
the two good buddies are gonna pretend like they're actually
gonna negotiate something that's gonna be satisfactory. In the end,

(13:44):
you better believe they're gonna wind up screwing Ukraine and
Zelensky and all this while they hatch out a scheme,
whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Here's the bottom line.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Vladimir Putin is a big bully with a tiny little cock.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So guys like that you got to stand up to him.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
And lay down the law once and for all, which
Trump is not really done. And you know, there's like
he's been announcing TIFFs against Russia and this and that,
but it is not working. He's still thumbing his nose
at us and at Ukraine. You know, I don't know
why we're coddling Putin the way Trump does, aside from

(14:23):
the fact that they're good buddies. Okay, he doesn't deserve
to be coddled. He is in the wrong, all right,
so let's start treating a piece of shit like the
piece of shit that he actually is. And again, to
use the Kennedy analogy analogy, just like the Cuban missile crisis,
Kennedy stood toe to toe with Russia, set a deadline,

(14:45):
and eventually Khrushchev backed down, Plain and simple, play hardball
with these clowns and be done with it. This pathetic
negotiating and feeble attempts at diplomacy by the Trump administration
is only gonna cause more problems in the long run.
That's gonna solve for Christ's sakes. If Trump can't handle

(15:07):
Putin in Russia, maybe we could find someone else who
can step in and do the job for him.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
How does that sound Anyways, let.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Us know travel to Erie, Pennsylvania, where it would seem
there is a scandal going on at the Saint Jude
of the Apostle Church. This entire debacle took place in
twenty twenty four when the church was holding a raffle

(15:37):
and the grand prize was a brand new Corvette Stingray.
There were also numerous other prizes available, including cash to
be given away to the lucky winners of said raffle.
It would seem that this raffle was rigged by the pastor,

(16:01):
Reverend Ross R.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Mitchelli.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
In the case of the Stingray, the winner could choose
either the Stingray or fifty thousand dollars in cash. Well,
the winner in that category chose the cash, but under
closer scrutiny, it would appear that this person never in
fact bought a ticket to the raffle. Additionally, it would

(16:29):
seem the good Reference also made up completely phony names
for the winners of some of the other cash prizes
as well.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
In this situation, Mitchelli has admitted that he chose close.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Friends or family members as the winners of these prizes.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Well, needless to say, he's being investigated.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
By the Erie County District Attorney's office for possible charges
and possible jail time. You know, when I first read
this story, the first thing that kept coming to my
mind was that all shout not steal.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
What does it say about.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Our current society where a church and its pastor rigs
a raffle so that either non existing humans get prizes
or it's completely rigged otherwise, and only certain people are
predetermined to get the prizes.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
That kind of takes the raffle out of the raffle.
Does it not correct me if I'm wrong here?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
This is akin to where some politicians win elections by
having dead people voting for them. Granted, it's a highly
clever way to get around the system, but you're not
supposed to be doing this sort of thing. Like I said,
dials shout not steal, and I'm sure at some point

(18:05):
to curry some extra favors. I'm sure the commandment of
dials shout not commit adultery was also violated. Hey, their
pastor give me some money and I'll give you some nookie.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Behind the altar. How does that sound? And of course
the irony is here.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Probably during most of his sermons he lectures people on
the benefits of living a good.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Clean life.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Apparently there's no scriptures in the Bible that pertain to
a corvette stingray and how to give it away. And this,
ladies and gentlemen, is another classic example of why I'm
not a big fan of organized religion.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Just saying so.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Now, let me discuss another interesting little story in which
a pilot for easy Jet Airlines was recently suspended from
his job because he was seen drunk and naked at
a hotel resort. It would seem that several guests at
the Malia Dunas Beach Resort in Spa in Grand Verde

(19:18):
had caught a glimpse of the pilot in his inebriated
state as he paraded around in the nude. As a result,
EasyJet Airlines has suspended him from his job. Now, I
really don't understand why the airline has taken his action.
I understand they are a policy concerning the behavior of their

(19:41):
employees and whatnot. But it's not like he was drunk
and naked while he was flying the plane.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
No, although that would be interesting if he were. He
was at this hotel resort whatever, and a little drinks
and I guess the mood got to him and he's
tripped down and what not. I see really nothing wrong
with that, because there have been occasions when I've gotten
drunk and naked. Well, hell, I'll get naked even without

(20:10):
being drunk. For that matter. Nothing quite as liberating as
letting your big fat donk swing free in the breeze.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's my belief in the situation.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
But nonetheless, I really don't agree with easy jets decision here.
It is not a reflection on the man's skill as
a pilot. He's probably a damn good pilot with many
hours flying without incident, and.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Just because he decides to strip.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Down and live it up the hotel a little bit,
there's no reason to take away his job. I think
this is just prudish behavior on the part of easy Jet,
and they need to just relax a little bit and
maybe loosen their clothing. I firmly believe they should give
the pilot a second chance to give him his job back.

(20:58):
That's my opinion on the subject, and still to it.
So anyways, it's about time for me to wrap up
this merry little jaunt here on this episode of the podcast,
I'd like to thank you for taking the time to
listen to me rent and rave like a deranged, crazy lunatic,
and in honor of the easy Jet pilot who was suspended,

(21:19):
the next episode of the podcast I will be doing
in the nude, so there, like tall like to remind
you to take the time to subscribe to this podcast,
because after all, it is free, and there's really nothing
that's free anymore in life. I keep saying that, and
maybe it will sink in eventually, so until next week.
Until next time, take care, be careful. If you're gonna

(21:41):
get naked, just make sure the wrong people aren't watching
you do it. And so long for now, bye bye,
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