August 18, 2025 • 22 mins
Stupid people doing stupid things; Trump and Putin have their meeting; a drunk dude searches for himself and more jollies to make you smile
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast. And of course, as
you know, I like to often highlight these stupid things
that some people tend to do these days. And here's
a classic example. Let me give you this little story
from India where a man decided he was going to
(00:26):
take a selfie with a wild elephant.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, that's really a good idea.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Anyways, the elephant wasn't having it, and it got aggressive.
It chased the man and then trampled him to the ground,
where the elephant then proceeded to rip off the man's
pants and his underwear, leaving this dude in the street
halfway nude. So whatever it possessed this guy to want
(00:57):
to take a selfie with a wild elephant in the
first place, Elephants, as we all know, it can be
extremely dangerous. Apparently this guy didn't know that, and he's
damn lucky he wasn't just killed outright, But anyways, good
for the elephant. Kudos to the elephant for not putting
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up with this bullshit from some idiotic human who should
know better. This has to rank right up there with
the buffoon who recently I believe it. I believe it
was Yellowstone Park decided to go and torment a buffalo.
(01:37):
In this video of this, the buffalo actually started giving
someone of a chase after this guy, and the guy
continues his little idiocy towards the buffalo. Eventually, I think
the guy got away and the buffalo went his way.
This is the sort of thing, this is the sort
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of stupidity for people that gives wildlife a bad name.
You're not dealing with friendly, fuzzy little critters here. You're
dealing with large, potentially aggressive, dangerous animals.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You don't torment them, you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Don't take selfies with them, you don't try to hug them.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You just let them be.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, let them be, let them do that thing, and
you go and do your thing, whatever it is, and
everything would be good. Don't try to go up to
one of these wild critters to get a selfie, because
odds are you're gonna wind up getting more than a selfie.
That's for sure. That the guy who was stripped halfway
new in India. And let's put it another way, as
(02:44):
a general rule, you probably shouldn't fuck with nature.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's usually not a good idea because nature will usually
win in the end. Just saying so, the other day.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Pulling to the parking lot of the local Walmart, I'm
looking for a space to park my vehicle rather large
Dodge pickup truck, and I found just the right spot
a little further ahead down the lane that I was
driving in, and I'm trying to get to the spot
before somebody else on the other side of the side
(03:21):
comes in and gets it. And there's these two people
walking in front of me. They just come out of
the store as a man and a woman walking side
by side.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And now this is this is kind of a York County,
Pennsylvania thing where people will walk side by side.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
There could be like a group of three or four
and they walk side by side and they move about
as fast as a one legged t rex. This is
particular and particularly annoying. If you're inside of a store
and you're trying to go down the aisle and they're
in front of you and you can't get by, you know,
you're in a rush. I'm gonna rush, I go, and
I know what I'm looking before I need to get
(04:00):
in get up, but I can't proceed because of this
little group in front of me that is moving as
if they had just taken a collective shit in their
pants and they're blocking up the whole whisle. And like
I said, I don't recall I've seen this before in
other places. I've been all over the country. I'm not
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originally from this area, and I've never encountered this except
in York York County, Pennsylvania, where they do this.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't know whether it's a social thing. You know.
They can't walk single file.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They all gotta walk side by side, and like the
little minions they are, they look like some sort of
Nazi rejects who couldn't cut it because they weren't capable
of goof stepping. But again, it really gets all my nerves.
But getting back to the parking lot, I don't know
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if these two were aware that I was behind them.
I don't know how you're gonna be aware of a
rather large Dodge pickup truck coming up behind you. But
they didn't alter their course, they didn't change your speed,
They made no effort to get out of the fucking way.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I tell you, I wanted to come right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Up behind them and blast the horn and give them
a scare that they so duly deserve.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My luck.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'd be arrested for some stupid charge of scaring pedestrians
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know. In the end, I lost.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
The parking space because another vehicle came in from the
other side of the lot and got it before I
could get to it because the two idiots in front
of me were blocking the way. It was goddamn useless clowns.
So here's the point to my little rent. If you're
walking in a public place like a store or a
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parking lot, be aware of your surroundings.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Be courteous.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Remember that there are probably people behind you who need
to go somewhere or be somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They can't waste.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Their entire day walking behind people who move like really
really slow and wander around the store like they're the
legions of the Lost.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Bottom line is, we all.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Have to share space in this little world of ours,
so please don't take up any more space than you
have to.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, but moving right along.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
In a recent story, President Trump has stated that he
wants to remove all the homeless people from the Washington,
DC area. Actually, the Donald has demanded that the homeless
vacate the streets of DC in order to and I'm
(06:52):
quoting here, to make the nation's capital more beautiful. In
his plan, he says that they're the homeless people will
be taken someplace else. They will have a place to go.
God only knows where that's gonna be. Okay, I can
I can see the point here because here in York, Pennsylvania,
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there are certain areas where there's entire villages of homeless
people living in tents and whatnot, And it can be
an issue, especially with health concerns with sanitation, because these
these folks don't have any places to go to the
bathroom and do their business. To a certain extent, I
could see where Trump is coming from. But but why
(07:36):
don't we Why don't we try dealing with correcting the
problem in the first place as to why these people
are living on the streets. According to some figures, it
is said that many people who were homeless became such
because they had overwhelming medical bills that wipe them out financially.
(07:58):
They wound up losing their their their home home, and
they end up on the streets. So why don't we
address the issue of out of control healthcare costs in
this country what it is doing to people. It is
also said that many homeless people are suffering from psychological
(08:18):
emotional disorders, they're not capable of functioning in society, so
therefore they wind up out on the streets again. Deal
with the problem now here. We're allegedly, and I stress
the word, allegedly, getting all these billions of dollars in
from these tariffs that are being levied upon other countries.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why don't we use some of this huge surplus of.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Money that is now coming in to help institute programs
to get homeless people back on their feet and off
the streets living a decent life. Does that sound like
an idea? Anyone on the same page with me here
on this idea? Possibly on a previous episode of this podcast,
(09:06):
I had proposed the idea of this country buying several
retired cruise ships, and there are plenty of them sitting
around in scrap yards waiting to be chopped up. Buy
retired cruise ships, put them on the in the major
East coast and West coast cities of the United States,
and use them as not only a shelter, but a
(09:28):
place where homeless people could maybe learn new skills and
help get themselves back into the world, back into a
functioning capacity. I you know, it sounds like a little
bit of a wild idea, but you know what, the
the ship says, I pointed out and probably ap proachas
for next to nothing, because there's scrap anyways, so when
(09:50):
I take advantage of it. Additionally, Trump has stated that
he's going to round up all the criminals in DC
and make the city a safer place. And as part
of this plan, he's having the FEDS, the federal government,
take over the police department in DC.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now, granted, there are some.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Police departments out there because of corruption and whatnot that
should be taken over by the federal government, but this
is a dangerous precedent because when the government starts getting
involved in policing the streets, well you see where.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm going with this.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
How long is it going to be before we get
a gestapo force that goes around picking up people for
whatever reason and taking them away never to be seen
or heard from again. And as far as rounding up
all the criminals in DC, they might want to make
us stop at sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue and start there.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Just saying.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But speaking of the all glorious Trump, he and Putin
recently had their little meeting in Alaska to discuss the
Ukraine situation, and as expected, nothing really came out of
this meeting, nothing that was what you call groundbreaking or
nothing that stopped the war. To quote Trump, they made
(11:13):
some progress, but nothing solid. Well I'm sorry, but that's
not good enough.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And the worst part here is the fact that Trump
let Putin walk away from the table went out so
much as a temporary cease fire being.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Put in place.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That was a very least that he could have done
to kind of put a stop to the hostilities until
things can be worked out. He didn't even bother to
do that. A freaking ten year old couldn't negotiate it
a better deal than Trump. The Trump administration did in
this situation, absolute complete and total failure here. And the
(12:00):
fact that they didn't even allow Zelensky to take part
in this conference is even a further joke here. He's
one of the first people that should have been invited
to join in on this little festivity that turned out
to be nothing short of a goddamn stupid joke. And
(12:21):
this further reiterates the fact that Trump is Putin's little puppet. Okay,
Putin says jump and Trump says how high? So if
Trump is not willing to grow a set of balls
and lay down the law with Putin once and for
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all to bring an end to this war.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Then in this time for the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
To step aside and allow someone else to handle this negotiation,
because obviously they can't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They don't have the ability or the guts to do so.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know, it's like that little meeting they held at
the White House where they disgraced Zelensky when Trump and
his stupid little psidekick JD. Vance made Zelensky looks like
like some sort of an ass and made him look
like the bad guy. The Ukraine and Zelensky are not
the bad people here. Trump and mister Vance need to
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get their priorities in order and figure it out.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
People were dying in this conflict.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So it is high time as somebody with some brains
step up to the plate and figure out a way
to stop this once and for all. Playing in simball,
you know, here's the bottom line. Putin is a war criminal.
Russia is at fault. That's all there is to it.
Treat them accordingly, don't coddle them. Don't treat Zelensky like
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he's the goat, because he's not. And let's get this done.
But anyways, enough of that craziness, let us move on
to some additional craziness.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Let us go out to Lake Arrowhead.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
California, where a woman recently had a complete meltdown over
two ducks that were mating in the lake.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And there's actually a.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Viral video out there which is showing this entire spectacle,
and is said that the woman took offense to the
ducks having sex, so she started screaming and yelling at
them to stop their copulation. And the ducks really weren't
cooperating quite with that situation, so eventually this led this
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berserk woman to jump in the water to break up
the little liaison between the ducks.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Now, I really.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Cannot fathom why this woman was so died by two
ducks getting it on. Perhaps she has not been laid
in quite a while, so perhaps she is a little
jealous or envious of the ducks. But this is yet
another example, thanks to video everywhere, where we see a
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person going berserk over something completely ridiculous and not that important. Well,
obviously it's important to the ducks to you know, get
the piece of ass and then go about their merry way.
But what concern is it of hers that these ducks are.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Being a little romantic? Uh in the water.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Now, there are many instances where humans will actually start
getting it on in public places. Such was a situation
with me not too long ago when the couple next
to me at the at the beach decided to, uh,
how should we say, start to invest of getting each
other's bodies with their with their mouths and their hands.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Now, I could have gone completely.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Berserk and through a fit like this berserk Karen in California,
but I didn't because, you know what, it's their business.
If they're in love, let them do whatever they want
to do. Besides, I like nothing better than a free
porno show. Okay, So I'm not gonna bitch. I'm just
gonna sit there and watch and enjoy. How often does
one actually get to enjoy and watch live sex?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Okay? Am I a proverate? Hell? Yes I am? But whatever?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But again, getting back getting back to this mentality of
people who just suddenly go crazy and interrupt where they
don't belong. And it's not just what ducks who are fucking.
It's all sorts of things.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
These days.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
When you see these videos, there's mostly these Karens who
suddenly go crazy over something stupid and act like complete
berserk idiots. There is a very old saying which applies here,
and it's more true than ever before, and that is
live and let live. Very simple, very simple saying that
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sums it up. Mind your own goddamn business. As long
as nobody's getting hurt, you know what, it's not the
end of the world because two ducks are having a
good time.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Granted, I've reading some of the comments accompanying this video.
Ducks apparently get very rough when they do the nasty
and it's like, okay, whatever, that's how they do it,
all right. I'm sure that the male duck can't go
out and buy flowers and dinner for the female ducks,
so this is how they initiate the courting relationship and
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whatever it is they do to make baby ducklings.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't know. I'm not an expert on.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Ducks, however, as a keen observer of human behavior and
the accompanying idiocy that we see, just leave it alone,
mind your own business, walk the other way. You don't
have to watch the ducks doing it. Okay, go away,
don't don't you know to all those Karens out there
mind your own business will all be better off for
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in the end. Granted, we won't have as many videos
to watch about this, but hey, it happens, okay. So
in a few remaining moments here in this episode, I
would like to close out with an interesting little story
that occurred a number.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Of years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It recently popped up online. It caught my attention both
for its humous humorous aspect and its completely absurd aspects.
Again human nature, right, But it involves a man who
a drunken man in Turkey who became missing. He went
missing and a search party was formed to try and
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find this guy. So somehow this drunk guy wound up
joining the search party that was looking for him. He
did not realize and apparently he was missing when he
joined the search party to look for him because he
was missing, and for like several hours, he and this
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group of people I don't know how many were in
the search party, but there are a few are attempting
to find this guy. They're out looking in the woods
and whatever. And finally, after a few hours of doing this,
the guy suddenly realized, oh wait a minute, I'm the
guy that you're looking for I'm here. It's all okay,
(19:39):
it's a okay now. It must be nice to be
so drunk, so ossified, inebriated that you don't even realize
that you're part of a search party that's looking for you,
because it's not that you were missing, when in fact
you're not. So that level of drunkenness is not only
scary but somewhat admirable as well. There are days I'll
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let to get that drunk so I don't know where,
you know, to the point where I don't know where
I'm at right. But but what what what? What troubles
me is the fact that the search party none of
these people recognize this guy was the one they're looking for. Obviously,
they would have had to have pictures or a description
of this person who was allegedly missing, and nobody looked
(20:25):
at him and said, oh, wait a minute, hey, this
is the guy that we're trying to find, or his
twin brother, one of the two.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
But nobody noticed this.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Nitles to say, I would hope if I ever go missing,
they don't send out these people to look for me,
because it seems they're a little obtuse, and they probably
wouldn't notice a t rex taking a shit in the
middle of the road, just saying, uh. The moral here is,
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please keep your awareness level up that that's that's good advice,
so that you don't go looking for a drunk in
the woods who is standing right next to you the
entire time. Please don't, don't. Don't make us all look
that ridiculous as humans. All right, So just just a note,
(21:22):
just a fellow piece of advice from me. You're a
humble podcaster. And on that glorious note, I think it
is about time for me to sign off from this
little audio folly of mine. It is time for me
to head out the door and go down the sunny
side of the street. I like to take the time. Dude,
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thank you for listening to this wonderful episode of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I hope you enjoyed it. And if you didn't enjoy it, well,
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And always I like to tell you that it is
free to subscribe to this podcast, and you don't have
to go looking through the woods to find it. So
please feel free to hit the subscribe button and do so.
And until next time, let me say so long arivedrtcha Helloha, audios,
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have a wonderful day, be careful, don't don't bother wildlife
we're mating.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's a no no. And until next time, have a
good one. Bye bye,
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast. And of course, as
you know, I like to often highlight these stupid things
that some people tend to do these days. And here's
a classic example. Let me give you this little story
from India where a man decided he was going to
(00:26):
take a selfie with a wild elephant.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, that's really a good idea.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Anyways, the elephant wasn't having it, and it got aggressive.
It chased the man and then trampled him to the ground,
where the elephant then proceeded to rip off the man's
pants and his underwear, leaving this dude in the street
halfway nude. So whatever it possessed this guy to want
(00:57):
to take a selfie with a wild elephant in the
first place, Elephants, as we all know, it can be
extremely dangerous. Apparently this guy didn't know that, and he's
damn lucky he wasn't just killed outright, But anyways, good
for the elephant. Kudos to the elephant for not putting
(01:17):
up with this bullshit from some idiotic human who should
know better. This has to rank right up there with
the buffoon who recently I believe it. I believe it
was Yellowstone Park decided to go and torment a buffalo.
(01:37):
In this video of this, the buffalo actually started giving
someone of a chase after this guy, and the guy
continues his little idiocy towards the buffalo. Eventually, I think
the guy got away and the buffalo went his way.
This is the sort of thing, this is the sort
(01:58):
of stupidity for people that gives wildlife a bad name.
You're not dealing with friendly, fuzzy little critters here. You're
dealing with large, potentially aggressive, dangerous animals.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You don't torment them, you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Don't take selfies with them, you don't try to hug them.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You just let them be.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, let them be, let them do that thing, and
you go and do your thing, whatever it is, and
everything would be good. Don't try to go up to
one of these wild critters to get a selfie, because
odds are you're gonna wind up getting more than a selfie.
That's for sure. That the guy who was stripped halfway
new in India. And let's put it another way, as
(02:44):
a general rule, you probably shouldn't fuck with nature.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's usually not a good idea because nature will usually
win in the end. Just saying so, the other day.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Pulling to the parking lot of the local Walmart, I'm
looking for a space to park my vehicle rather large
Dodge pickup truck, and I found just the right spot
a little further ahead down the lane that I was
driving in, and I'm trying to get to the spot
before somebody else on the other side of the side
(03:21):
comes in and gets it. And there's these two people
walking in front of me. They just come out of
the store as a man and a woman walking side
by side.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And now this is this is kind of a York County,
Pennsylvania thing where people will walk side by side.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
There could be like a group of three or four
and they walk side by side and they move about
as fast as a one legged t rex. This is
particular and particularly annoying. If you're inside of a store
and you're trying to go down the aisle and they're
in front of you and you can't get by, you know,
you're in a rush. I'm gonna rush, I go, and
I know what I'm looking before I need to get
(04:00):
in get up, but I can't proceed because of this
little group in front of me that is moving as
if they had just taken a collective shit in their
pants and they're blocking up the whole whisle. And like
I said, I don't recall I've seen this before in
other places. I've been all over the country. I'm not
(04:21):
originally from this area, and I've never encountered this except
in York York County, Pennsylvania, where they do this.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't know whether it's a social thing. You know.
They can't walk single file.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They all gotta walk side by side, and like the
little minions they are, they look like some sort of
Nazi rejects who couldn't cut it because they weren't capable
of goof stepping. But again, it really gets all my nerves.
But getting back to the parking lot, I don't know
(04:51):
if these two were aware that I was behind them.
I don't know how you're gonna be aware of a
rather large Dodge pickup truck coming up behind you. But
they didn't alter their course, they didn't change your speed,
They made no effort to get out of the fucking way.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I tell you, I wanted to come right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Up behind them and blast the horn and give them
a scare that they so duly deserve.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My luck.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'd be arrested for some stupid charge of scaring pedestrians
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know. In the end, I lost.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
The parking space because another vehicle came in from the
other side of the lot and got it before I
could get to it because the two idiots in front
of me were blocking the way. It was goddamn useless clowns.
So here's the point to my little rent. If you're
walking in a public place like a store or a
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parking lot, be aware of your surroundings.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Be courteous.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Remember that there are probably people behind you who need
to go somewhere or be somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They can't waste.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Their entire day walking behind people who move like really
really slow and wander around the store like they're the
legions of the Lost.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Bottom line is, we all.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Have to share space in this little world of ours,
so please don't take up any more space than you
have to.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, but moving right along.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
In a recent story, President Trump has stated that he
wants to remove all the homeless people from the Washington,
DC area. Actually, the Donald has demanded that the homeless
vacate the streets of DC in order to and I'm
(06:52):
quoting here, to make the nation's capital more beautiful. In
his plan, he says that they're the homeless people will
be taken someplace else. They will have a place to go.
God only knows where that's gonna be. Okay, I can
I can see the point here because here in York, Pennsylvania,
(07:14):
there are certain areas where there's entire villages of homeless
people living in tents and whatnot, And it can be
an issue, especially with health concerns with sanitation, because these
these folks don't have any places to go to the
bathroom and do their business. To a certain extent, I
could see where Trump is coming from. But but why
(07:36):
don't we Why don't we try dealing with correcting the
problem in the first place as to why these people
are living on the streets. According to some figures, it
is said that many people who were homeless became such
because they had overwhelming medical bills that wipe them out financially.
(07:58):
They wound up losing their their their home home, and
they end up on the streets. So why don't we
address the issue of out of control healthcare costs in
this country what it is doing to people. It is
also said that many homeless people are suffering from psychological
(08:18):
emotional disorders, they're not capable of functioning in society, so
therefore they wind up out on the streets again. Deal
with the problem now here. We're allegedly, and I stress
the word, allegedly, getting all these billions of dollars in
from these tariffs that are being levied upon other countries.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why don't we use some of this huge surplus of.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Money that is now coming in to help institute programs
to get homeless people back on their feet and off
the streets living a decent life. Does that sound like
an idea? Anyone on the same page with me here
on this idea? Possibly on a previous episode of this podcast,
(09:06):
I had proposed the idea of this country buying several
retired cruise ships, and there are plenty of them sitting
around in scrap yards waiting to be chopped up. Buy
retired cruise ships, put them on the in the major
East coast and West coast cities of the United States,
and use them as not only a shelter, but a
(09:28):
place where homeless people could maybe learn new skills and
help get themselves back into the world, back into a
functioning capacity. I you know, it sounds like a little
bit of a wild idea, but you know what, the
the ship says, I pointed out and probably ap proachas
for next to nothing, because there's scrap anyways, so when
(09:50):
I take advantage of it. Additionally, Trump has stated that
he's going to round up all the criminals in DC
and make the city a safer place. And as part
of this plan, he's having the FEDS, the federal government,
take over the police department in DC.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now, granted, there are some.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Police departments out there because of corruption and whatnot that
should be taken over by the federal government, but this
is a dangerous precedent because when the government starts getting
involved in policing the streets, well you see where.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm going with this.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
How long is it going to be before we get
a gestapo force that goes around picking up people for
whatever reason and taking them away never to be seen
or heard from again. And as far as rounding up
all the criminals in DC, they might want to make
us stop at sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue and start there.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Just saying.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But speaking of the all glorious Trump, he and Putin
recently had their little meeting in Alaska to discuss the
Ukraine situation, and as expected, nothing really came out of
this meeting, nothing that was what you call groundbreaking or
nothing that stopped the war. To quote Trump, they made
(11:13):
some progress, but nothing solid. Well I'm sorry, but that's
not good enough.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And the worst part here is the fact that Trump
let Putin walk away from the table went out so
much as a temporary cease fire being.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Put in place.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That was a very least that he could have done
to kind of put a stop to the hostilities until
things can be worked out. He didn't even bother to
do that. A freaking ten year old couldn't negotiate it
a better deal than Trump. The Trump administration did in
this situation, absolute complete and total failure here. And the
(12:00):
fact that they didn't even allow Zelensky to take part
in this conference is even a further joke here. He's
one of the first people that should have been invited
to join in on this little festivity that turned out
to be nothing short of a goddamn stupid joke. And
(12:21):
this further reiterates the fact that Trump is Putin's little puppet. Okay,
Putin says jump and Trump says how high? So if
Trump is not willing to grow a set of balls
and lay down the law with Putin once and for
(12:44):
all to bring an end to this war.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Then in this time for the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
To step aside and allow someone else to handle this negotiation,
because obviously they can't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They don't have the ability or the guts to do so.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know, it's like that little meeting they held at
the White House where they disgraced Zelensky when Trump and
his stupid little psidekick JD. Vance made Zelensky looks like
like some sort of an ass and made him look
like the bad guy. The Ukraine and Zelensky are not
the bad people here. Trump and mister Vance need to
(13:23):
get their priorities in order and figure it out.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
People were dying in this conflict.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So it is high time as somebody with some brains
step up to the plate and figure out a way
to stop this once and for all. Playing in simball,
you know, here's the bottom line. Putin is a war criminal.
Russia is at fault. That's all there is to it.
Treat them accordingly, don't coddle them. Don't treat Zelensky like
(13:52):
he's the goat, because he's not. And let's get this done.
But anyways, enough of that craziness, let us move on
to some additional craziness.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Let us go out to Lake Arrowhead.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
California, where a woman recently had a complete meltdown over
two ducks that were mating in the lake.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And there's actually a.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Viral video out there which is showing this entire spectacle,
and is said that the woman took offense to the
ducks having sex, so she started screaming and yelling at
them to stop their copulation. And the ducks really weren't
cooperating quite with that situation, so eventually this led this
(14:46):
berserk woman to jump in the water to break up
the little liaison between the ducks.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Now, I really.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Cannot fathom why this woman was so died by two
ducks getting it on. Perhaps she has not been laid
in quite a while, so perhaps she is a little
jealous or envious of the ducks. But this is yet
another example, thanks to video everywhere, where we see a
(15:20):
person going berserk over something completely ridiculous and not that important. Well,
obviously it's important to the ducks to you know, get
the piece of ass and then go about their merry way.
But what concern is it of hers that these ducks are.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Being a little romantic? Uh in the water.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Now, there are many instances where humans will actually start
getting it on in public places. Such was a situation
with me not too long ago when the couple next
to me at the at the beach decided to, uh,
how should we say, start to invest of getting each
other's bodies with their with their mouths and their hands.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Now, I could have gone completely.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Berserk and through a fit like this berserk Karen in California,
but I didn't because, you know what, it's their business.
If they're in love, let them do whatever they want
to do. Besides, I like nothing better than a free
porno show. Okay, So I'm not gonna bitch. I'm just
gonna sit there and watch and enjoy. How often does
one actually get to enjoy and watch live sex?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Okay? Am I a proverate? Hell? Yes I am? But whatever?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But again, getting back getting back to this mentality of
people who just suddenly go crazy and interrupt where they
don't belong. And it's not just what ducks who are fucking.
It's all sorts of things.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
These days.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
When you see these videos, there's mostly these Karens who
suddenly go crazy over something stupid and act like complete
berserk idiots. There is a very old saying which applies here,
and it's more true than ever before, and that is
live and let live. Very simple, very simple saying that
(17:12):
sums it up. Mind your own goddamn business. As long
as nobody's getting hurt, you know what, it's not the
end of the world because two ducks are having a
good time.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Granted, I've reading some of the comments accompanying this video.
Ducks apparently get very rough when they do the nasty
and it's like, okay, whatever, that's how they do it,
all right. I'm sure that the male duck can't go
out and buy flowers and dinner for the female ducks,
so this is how they initiate the courting relationship and
(17:44):
whatever it is they do to make baby ducklings.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't know. I'm not an expert on.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Ducks, however, as a keen observer of human behavior and
the accompanying idiocy that we see, just leave it alone,
mind your own business, walk the other way. You don't
have to watch the ducks doing it. Okay, go away,
don't don't you know to all those Karens out there
mind your own business will all be better off for
(18:09):
in the end. Granted, we won't have as many videos
to watch about this, but hey, it happens, okay. So
in a few remaining moments here in this episode, I
would like to close out with an interesting little story
that occurred a number.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Of years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It recently popped up online. It caught my attention both
for its humous humorous aspect and its completely absurd aspects.
Again human nature, right, But it involves a man who
a drunken man in Turkey who became missing. He went
missing and a search party was formed to try and
(18:51):
find this guy. So somehow this drunk guy wound up
joining the search party that was looking for him. He
did not realize and apparently he was missing when he
joined the search party to look for him because he
was missing, and for like several hours, he and this
(19:15):
group of people I don't know how many were in
the search party, but there are a few are attempting
to find this guy. They're out looking in the woods
and whatever. And finally, after a few hours of doing this,
the guy suddenly realized, oh wait a minute, I'm the
guy that you're looking for I'm here. It's all okay,
(19:39):
it's a okay now. It must be nice to be
so drunk, so ossified, inebriated that you don't even realize
that you're part of a search party that's looking for you,
because it's not that you were missing, when in fact
you're not. So that level of drunkenness is not only
scary but somewhat admirable as well. There are days I'll
(20:00):
let to get that drunk so I don't know where,
you know, to the point where I don't know where
I'm at right. But but what what what? What troubles
me is the fact that the search party none of
these people recognize this guy was the one they're looking for. Obviously,
they would have had to have pictures or a description
of this person who was allegedly missing, and nobody looked
(20:25):
at him and said, oh, wait a minute, hey, this
is the guy that we're trying to find, or his
twin brother, one of the two.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
But nobody noticed this.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Nitles to say, I would hope if I ever go missing,
they don't send out these people to look for me,
because it seems they're a little obtuse, and they probably
wouldn't notice a t rex taking a shit in the
middle of the road, just saying, uh. The moral here is,
(20:59):
please keep your awareness level up that that's that's good advice,
so that you don't go looking for a drunk in
the woods who is standing right next to you the
entire time. Please don't, don't. Don't make us all look
that ridiculous as humans. All right, So just just a note,
(21:22):
just a fellow piece of advice from me. You're a
humble podcaster. And on that glorious note, I think it
is about time for me to sign off from this
little audio folly of mine. It is time for me
to head out the door and go down the sunny
side of the street. I like to take the time. Dude,
(21:45):
thank you for listening to this wonderful episode of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I hope you enjoyed it. And if you didn't enjoy it, well,
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And always I like to tell you that it is
free to subscribe to this podcast, and you don't have
to go looking through the woods to find it. So
please feel free to hit the subscribe button and do so.
And until next time, let me say so long arivedrtcha Helloha, audios,
(22:17):
have a wonderful day, be careful, don't don't bother wildlife
we're mating.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's a no no. And until next time, have a
good one. Bye bye,
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