May 22, 2025 • 4 mins
This comedic duo brings laughter through their rapid-fire banter and classic routines. Their chemistry and timing have cemented their place in entertainment history.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Well, Castello, I'm going to New York with you.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know, Buckie Harris, the Yanks manager, gave me a
job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Look, habit, If you're the coach, you must know all
the players. I certainly do. Well, you know, I meant
I never met the guy. So you'll have to tell
me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on
the team. Oh, I don't know. I'll tell you their names,
but you know, stranger that may seem.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They give these ball players nowadays very peculiar name, strange names,
pet names like Dizzy Dean and.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
His brother Deafinelyffe Dean. I'm the French cousin, French goofai
gove Dean.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, I see, but let's see. We have on the bags.
We have who's on first? What's on second? I don't
know who's on third?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's what I want to find. I say, who's on first,
what's on second? I don't know he's on third?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Are you the manager? Yes, you're gonna be the coach too. Yes,
you know the fellows name? I should well, then who's
on first? Yes, I mean the fellow name the guy
on first? The first base?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Who is on first?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm asking you who's on first? That's the man's name,
that's whose name is. We'll go ahead and come.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's it. That's who. Yes, Well, you've got a first basement.
Who's playing first? That's right? When you play off the
first basement every month? Who gets the more? Every dollar
of it?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name
on first base? Who the guy that gets that's it?
Who gets the money off?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He does every dollar? Sometimes his wife comes down to likes,
who's what? Yes, what's with that?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
All I want to know is when you sign up
the first baseman, how does he sign his name to
the guy?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
How does he sign his that's how he signs it? Yes.
All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's
name on first bank? What is on second? I'm not
asking you who's on who's on first? Players? Why not changing?
I know about it, that easybody.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm only asking you who's the guy on first base?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's right, okay, all right? And he watched the guy's
name on first? Man? What is on second? I'm not
asking you who's on he's on third? I don't know
he's on third. We're not talking about it. Let's how
could I get on third? Babe? Why you mentioned his name?
If I mentioned a third basiss name? Who did I say?
Is playing third? Oh? Who's playing? Firride? What's on? What's
on second? I don't know he's on third? And I
go thank I third again? On third? Don't go off
(01:59):
all n what he know?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Who's playing third? Ba? Why do you insist on putting
who on third? Bab? What am I putting on? What
is on second? You know what? Who on second? Who
is on first? I don't know third day? Fo? You
got our field? Sure? Dot a feeler's name? Why? I
just thought i'd ask, But I just thought i'd tell
you that. Tell me who's playing left field? Is playing first?
I'm not stay out of the field. I want to
(02:22):
know what's the guy's name in left field? Oh? What
is on second?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm not asking you who's on I don't know third day?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And the left fielder's name? Why be caught? Or he's
center field? Look? Look, look, you gotta picture on the team.
Sure the picture's name tomorrow? You don't want to tell
me to day. I'm telling you that ahead tomorrow. What time?
What time. Why what time tomorrow? Are you gonna tell
me who's pitching? That lesson? Who is not pitching?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'll break your rhyme. You say who's on word? I
don't want to know what's the pictures?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's on second? I don't know how to catch the
catch his name today? Today? Come on, pitch now you've
got it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
All we got is a couple of days on the
i'mna catch a cool I get be ahind the play, dude,
some fancy catching Tomor's pitching on my team in the
heavy here it gets yes, now the heavy hit to
bunch the ball when he bust the ball meet being
a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out of
first base. So I pick up the ball and throw
it though, how that's the first thing you've said, right, I.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Don't even know what I'm talking about. That's all you
have to do is to throw the ball of first base. Yes, Now,
who's not naturally.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I throw the ball of first mate, somebody's gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now, who has naturally? Who naturally? Naturally? Nuts?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So I pick up the ball and I throw it
the next Now, you don't throw the ball the hole naturally,
that's the if that's what I say, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I throw the ball and next you throw it the
whole naturally. That's it. That's what I said. You asked
me I throw the ball of hole naturally. Now you
asked me to throw the ball a hole naturally. That's say.
That's your don't change the way that you.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I throw the ball to who whoever it is, drops
the ball and the guy runs a seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Who picks up the ball and froze it to what
what frozen?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I don't know, I don't know, throws it back to
tomorrow triple play. Another guy gets up in it's a
long flight ball toup. He calls, why, I don't know.
He's on third and I don't give it dark, I said.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I don't give it. Oh that's our shortstop. I'm in
Well, Castello, I'm going to New York with you.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know, Buckie Harris, the Yanks manager, gave me a
job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Look, habit, If you're the coach, you must know all
the players. I certainly do. Well, you know, I meant
I never met the guy. So you'll have to tell
me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on
the team. Oh, I don't know. I'll tell you their names,
but you know, stranger that may seem.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They give these ball players nowadays very peculiar name, strange names,
pet names like Dizzy Dean and.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
His brother Deafinelyffe Dean. I'm the French cousin, French goofai
gove Dean.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, I see, but let's see. We have on the bags.
We have who's on first? What's on second? I don't
know who's on third?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's what I want to find. I say, who's on first,
what's on second? I don't know he's on third?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Are you the manager? Yes, you're gonna be the coach too. Yes,
you know the fellows name? I should well, then who's
on first? Yes, I mean the fellow name the guy
on first? The first base?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Who is on first?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm asking you who's on first? That's the man's name,
that's whose name is. We'll go ahead and come.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's it. That's who. Yes, Well, you've got a first basement.
Who's playing first? That's right? When you play off the
first basement every month? Who gets the more? Every dollar
of it?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name
on first base? Who the guy that gets that's it?
Who gets the money off?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He does every dollar? Sometimes his wife comes down to likes,
who's what? Yes, what's with that?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
All I want to know is when you sign up
the first baseman, how does he sign his name to
the guy?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
How does he sign his that's how he signs it? Yes.
All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's
name on first bank? What is on second? I'm not
asking you who's on who's on first? Players? Why not changing?
I know about it, that easybody.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm only asking you who's the guy on first base?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's right, okay, all right? And he watched the guy's
name on first? Man? What is on second? I'm not
asking you who's on he's on third? I don't know
he's on third. We're not talking about it. Let's how
could I get on third? Babe? Why you mentioned his name?
If I mentioned a third basiss name? Who did I say?
Is playing third? Oh? Who's playing? Firride? What's on? What's
on second? I don't know he's on third? And I
go thank I third again? On third? Don't go off
(01:59):
all n what he know?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Who's playing third? Ba? Why do you insist on putting
who on third? Bab? What am I putting on? What
is on second? You know what? Who on second? Who
is on first? I don't know third day? Fo? You
got our field? Sure? Dot a feeler's name? Why? I
just thought i'd ask, But I just thought i'd tell
you that. Tell me who's playing left field? Is playing first?
I'm not stay out of the field. I want to
(02:22):
know what's the guy's name in left field? Oh? What
is on second?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm not asking you who's on I don't know third day?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And the left fielder's name? Why be caught? Or he's
center field? Look? Look, look, you gotta picture on the team.
Sure the picture's name tomorrow? You don't want to tell
me to day. I'm telling you that ahead tomorrow. What time?
What time. Why what time tomorrow? Are you gonna tell
me who's pitching? That lesson? Who is not pitching?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'll break your rhyme. You say who's on word? I
don't want to know what's the pictures?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's on second? I don't know how to catch the
catch his name today? Today? Come on, pitch now you've
got it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
All we got is a couple of days on the
i'mna catch a cool I get be ahind the play, dude,
some fancy catching Tomor's pitching on my team in the
heavy here it gets yes, now the heavy hit to
bunch the ball when he bust the ball meet being
a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out of
first base. So I pick up the ball and throw
it though, how that's the first thing you've said, right, I.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Don't even know what I'm talking about. That's all you
have to do is to throw the ball of first base. Yes, Now,
who's not naturally.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I throw the ball of first mate, somebody's gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now, who has naturally? Who naturally? Naturally? Nuts?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So I pick up the ball and I throw it
the next Now, you don't throw the ball the hole naturally,
that's the if that's what I say, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I throw the ball and next you throw it the
whole naturally. That's it. That's what I said. You asked
me I throw the ball of hole naturally. Now you
asked me to throw the ball a hole naturally. That's say.
That's your don't change the way that you.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I throw the ball to who whoever it is, drops
the ball and the guy runs a seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Who picks up the ball and froze it to what
what frozen?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I don't know, I don't know, throws it back to
tomorrow triple play. Another guy gets up in it's a
long flight ball toup. He calls, why, I don't know.
He's on third and I don't give it dark, I said.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I don't give it. Oh that's our shortstop. I'm in
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