Adventures of Captain EJ
The Knucklers reign of terror has just begun 👊 They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero 🙏 Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle. Contact: EJmissions.com
Episodes
August 15, 2025 • 5 mins
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You’ve watched Batman vanish into the shadows... 🦇
Superman stop a speeding train... 🚂
Iron Man rocket into the stratosphere... 🚀
Wonder Woman deflect bullets with the flick of a wrist... 👊
Dr. Strange bend reality... 🫨
and Black Panther stride, unyielding, into battle. 🐈⬛
Now—step into a world where 🫵 YOU 🫵 fight beside **the next name** in that legendary superher...
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You’ve watched Batman vanish into the shadows... 🦇
Superman stop a speeding train... 🚂
Iron Man rocket into the stratosphere... 🚀
Wonder Woman deflect bullets with the flick of a wrist... 👊
Dr. Strange bend reality... 🫨
and Black Panther stride, unyielding, into battle. 🐈⬛
Now—step into a world where 🫵 YOU 🫵 fight beside **the next name** in that legendary superher...
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August 1, 2025 • 9 mins
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 4]
Hero… there’s more power inside you than you’ve ever dared believe—and I think it’s time you see it.
That BattleBuzz Helmet? It’s more than gear. It’s a mirror.
And when you look into it, you’ll see what I’ve always seen in you: a Hero.
This part of Captain EJ vs The Knucklers isn’t just about stealth or strategy. It’s about strength—the kind that starts in your mind, sparks through your...
Hero… there’s more power inside you than you’ve ever dared believe—and I think it’s time you see it.
That BattleBuzz Helmet? It’s more than gear. It’s a mirror.
And when you look into it, you’ll see what I’ve always seen in you: a Hero.
This part of Captain EJ vs The Knucklers isn’t just about stealth or strategy. It’s about strength—the kind that starts in your mind, sparks through your...
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July 15, 2025 • 9 mins
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 2]
Hero… there’s a reason we don’t talk about the Stronghold unless we’re already inside it. Behind two steel doors and a vault sealed as tight as can be, there’s a part of me I try to keep locked up too—my full strength.
You’ve rarely seen it unleashed. Hardly anyone has. But in this part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers…it nearly broke loose.
What happens when power meets pressure? When ...
Hero… there’s a reason we don’t talk about the Stronghold unless we’re already inside it. Behind two steel doors and a vault sealed as tight as can be, there’s a part of me I try to keep locked up too—my full strength.
You’ve rarely seen it unleashed. Hardly anyone has. But in this part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers…it nearly broke loose.
What happens when power meets pressure? When ...
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July 1, 2025 • 18 mins
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 6]
Psst—Hero…you awake? Good.
We’re going in.
No more watching from a distance. No more playing catch-up. It’s time to cross the line—behind enemy lines—and get inside the Knuckler Compound undetected. We’ve got sleeping villains, a sky-high lab, and silver secrets shimmering in the air.
This part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers got it all: stealth mode, rope ladders, silver goggles, and a ...
Psst—Hero…you awake? Good.
We’re going in.
No more watching from a distance. No more playing catch-up. It’s time to cross the line—behind enemy lines—and get inside the Knuckler Compound undetected. We’ve got sleeping villains, a sky-high lab, and silver secrets shimmering in the air.
This part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers got it all: stealth mode, rope ladders, silver goggles, and a ...
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June 15, 2025 • 9 mins
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 3]
Hero… we’ve got a real problem.
Dormere’s grain supply is gone, the townspeople are scared, and the Knuckler Compound? It's humming with menace. No one’s seen Pinky and Thumb in daylight, but their destruction leaves a blazing trail behind.
And now… the town's looking to us for answers. This isn’t just recon anymore—it’s damage control.
In this part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers, we g...
Hero… we’ve got a real problem.
Dormere’s grain supply is gone, the townspeople are scared, and the Knuckler Compound? It's humming with menace. No one’s seen Pinky and Thumb in daylight, but their destruction leaves a blazing trail behind.
And now… the town's looking to us for answers. This isn’t just recon anymore—it’s damage control.
In this part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers, we g...
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June 1, 2025 • 3 mins
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #10 —
Hero, life’s noise can’t shake your focus when your eyes are on the goal. Cut through the chaos, stand firm, and swing for success—because triumph belongs to the focused!
https://EJmissions.com
Captain EJ, over and out.
Hero, life’s noise can’t shake your focus when your eyes are on the goal. Cut through the chaos, stand firm, and swing for success—because triumph belongs to the focused!
https://EJmissions.com
Captain EJ, over and out.
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May 15, 2025 • 24 mins
When the Elder Knucklers’ lab turns into an accidental Antarctica, we race to stop their malfunctioning machine from freezing Dormere solid. With every second counting down to disaster and frost creeping uncontrolled, the stakes have never been higher. Ice wasn’t the only thing breaking, though: secrets cracked open too, hinting at the Knucklers’ understanding with those mysterious tunnels. Together, we faced a cold, ruthless chall...
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May 1, 2025 • 3 mins
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #9 —
Hero, true friendship isn’t about avoiding storms—it’s about weathering them together with kindness and understanding. Compassion turns conflict into connection, and that’s what makes our bond unshakable.
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Captain EJ, over and out.
Hero, true friendship isn’t about avoiding storms—it’s about weathering them together with kindness and understanding. Compassion turns conflict into connection, and that’s what makes our bond unshakable.
https://EJmissions.com
Captain EJ, over and out.
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April 15, 2025 • 34 mins
This mission started with a missing delivery guy…and ended with hostage negotiation, a suspicious package, and Pinky Knuckler accusing everyone of espionage. 👀
With Warpino tracking tunnel tremors and Pinky acting like someone replaced his logic chip with a slice of rye, this emergency situation teeters on the verge of explosion.
Between breadcrumb clues, half-baked theories, and some truly questionable science, we had to think fast...
With Warpino tracking tunnel tremors and Pinky acting like someone replaced his logic chip with a slice of rye, this emergency situation teeters on the verge of explosion.
Between breadcrumb clues, half-baked theories, and some truly questionable science, we had to think fast...
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April 1, 2025 • 2 mins
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #8 —
Hero, you don’t ever want to be in a position of not knowing what you’ve got until it’s gone—so let’s cherish people we love now.
I appreciate you more than words can say! You inspire me every day to be a better me and your support gives me the strength to keep challenging myself and growing.
How will YOU show your appreciation to the people you love today?
https://EJmissions.com
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Hero, you don’t ever want to be in a position of not knowing what you’ve got until it’s gone—so let’s cherish people we love now.
I appreciate you more than words can say! You inspire me every day to be a better me and your support gives me the strength to keep challenging myself and growing.
How will YOU show your appreciation to the people you love today?
https://EJmissions.com
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March 14, 2025 • 18 mins
This high-speed chase that isn’t just fast—it's personal.
Hero, we have to push the EN-Vs to their limits, dismantle Pinky’s traps, and uncover the truth before others fall victim to Pinky's cruelty.
This mission is a race against betrayal, manipulation, and time itself.
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're a...
Hero, we have to push the EN-Vs to their limits, dismantle Pinky’s traps, and uncover the truth before others fall victim to Pinky's cruelty.
This mission is a race against betrayal, manipulation, and time itself.
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're a...
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March 1, 2025 • 2 mins
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #7 —
Hero, blinking is your secret superpower! It refreshes your eyes, boosts focus, and keeps you sharp. Don’t let screens wear you down—stay blinky and unstoppable!
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their inte...
Hero, blinking is your secret superpower! It refreshes your eyes, boosts focus, and keeps you sharp. Don’t let screens wear you down—stay blinky and unstoppable!
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their inte...
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February 15, 2025 • 10 mins
Hero, the Old Dormere Inn is crawling with secrets—restless spirits, eerie whispers, and a ballroom full of ghostly drama. With Mr. Honeybee’s tech in hand and your courage by my side, we’re diving headfirst into the unknown.
Who knows what—or who—we’ll uncover next?
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're arme...
Who knows what—or who—we’ll uncover next?
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're arme...
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February 1, 2025 • 2 mins
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #6 —
Hero, it’s about progress not perfection. Look at the ways you can manage your self-talk: coach yourself with ‘You can!’ and own your strength with ‘I will.’ You’re unstoppable, and I’m grateful to have you by my side!
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're...
Hero, it’s about progress not perfection. Look at the ways you can manage your self-talk: coach yourself with ‘You can!’ and own your strength with ‘I will.’ You’re unstoppable, and I’m grateful to have you by my side!
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're...
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January 15, 2025 • 10 mins
Grab your dimensional jumper—this is not a drill. I repeat, this is real-world...or something like it!
A scientist has gotten herself stuck in the sixth dimension, and it’s up to us to bring her back before reality itself locks her away for good. With Mr. Honeybee’s genius tech and your steadfast courage, we’ll face impossible landscapes, shifting terrains, and who-knows-what else on the other side of that portal.
Remember: no distra...
A scientist has gotten herself stuck in the sixth dimension, and it’s up to us to bring her back before reality itself locks her away for good. With Mr. Honeybee’s genius tech and your steadfast courage, we’ll face impossible landscapes, shifting terrains, and who-knows-what else on the other side of that portal.
Remember: no distra...
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January 1, 2025 • 4 mins
Today, you unlock the full power of the BattleBuzz helmet—sharpened focus, superhuman strength, and a whole new way of seeing the world. What starts as curiosity transforms into pure possibility as you effortlessly display your new-found strength and agility. With Captain EJ and Harold cheering you on, you realize the real power isn’t just in the helmet—it’s in you.
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December 15, 2024 • 42 mins
[PART 2] Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 5 ---
In part two of this e-MOON-gency, we soar to the moon, only to encounter something beyond our wildest dreams—a UFO emitting strange lights and Warpino, a very mysterious Alien. As we navigate floating space rocks and puzzling cosmic phenomena, Warpino reveals himself as a friendly but electrifying presence. With space-hugs, unexpected discoveries, and a mission that keeps getting stranger, we re...
In part two of this e-MOON-gency, we soar to the moon, only to encounter something beyond our wildest dreams—a UFO emitting strange lights and Warpino, a very mysterious Alien. As we navigate floating space rocks and puzzling cosmic phenomena, Warpino reveals himself as a friendly but electrifying presence. With space-hugs, unexpected discoveries, and a mission that keeps getting stranger, we re...
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October 15, 2024 • 31 mins
[PART 1] Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 5 ---
You and Captain EJ are called in for an urgent e-MOON-gency, and things are flickering out of control—literally! The moon is acting up, Melodybee’s flowers aren’t blooming, and Mr. Honeybee’s satellites are glitching. With everyone buzzing in his ear and even Roger throwing secret satellites into the mix, Captain EJ must figure out if it’s a possible alien invasion or just a lunar light show gon...
You and Captain EJ are called in for an urgent e-MOON-gency, and things are flickering out of control—literally! The moon is acting up, Melodybee’s flowers aren’t blooming, and Mr. Honeybee’s satellites are glitching. With everyone buzzing in his ear and even Roger throwing secret satellites into the mix, Captain EJ must figure out if it’s a possible alien invasion or just a lunar light show gon...
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October 1, 2024 • 3 mins
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #5 —
Hero, some things are better left unsaid—like harsh words or too much focus on ‘I.’ But kind, truthful words? Those should always be spoken. So here’s mine: you’re the only Hero I’d want by my side, and I’m grateful for you every day.
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just...
Hero, some things are better left unsaid—like harsh words or too much focus on ‘I.’ But kind, truthful words? Those should always be spoken. So here’s mine: you’re the only Hero I’d want by my side, and I’m grateful for you every day.
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just...
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September 15, 2024 • 28 mins
Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 4 ---
In this twisting and turning mission, Captain EJ receives an unexpected emergency call from his trusty pup, Cadette. What starts as a simple dig in the backyard turns into an extraordinary discovery of medieval ruins! With Cadette's keen nose and the aid of Mr. Honeybee's ingenious inventions, the team uncovers an ancient underground city. But the adventure takes a dark turn when they stumble upon a hidde...
In this twisting and turning mission, Captain EJ receives an unexpected emergency call from his trusty pup, Cadette. What starts as a simple dig in the backyard turns into an extraordinary discovery of medieval ruins! With Cadette's keen nose and the aid of Mr. Honeybee's ingenious inventions, the team uncovers an ancient underground city. But the adventure takes a dark turn when they stumble upon a hidde...
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