July 19, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Any you know what that music see?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, sir, Amos that music say good health to all
from rex All.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The Amos and Andy Show, written by Joe Connolly, Bob
Mosher and Bob Ross, featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Shirley Mitchell,
Fred Clark, Sarah Selby, Jeff Alexander's Music, Yours Truly, Harlow
Wilcox and starring Radios all time favorites Freeman Gosden and
Charles Carrell.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Amos and Andy.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
How do you do, Ladies and gentlemen, This is Amos,
but my real name is Freeman Gosden. My partner Charlie
Carell and I are very very happy to be back
on the air once more for rex All and welcome
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bring you a season of entertainment of the same high
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Money back guarantee. Yes that's right, ladies and gentlemen.
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Every rex Al drug product must give you the satisfaction
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past week certainly was an eventful one for amoson Andy
(01:36):
and their friend the Kingfish. They managed to get mixed
up with a girl, a five hundred dollars reward, and
a trained seal. How did this happen? Well, it all
started last Wednesday in the Polo Grounds at the height
of the Pennant Race. Mister and Missus Theodore Wentworth were
watching the game from their seasoned box in the upper stands.
The Giants were trailing by one run in the ninth.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Good darling, it's a whole run.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh cry oil bil five.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well that's the ball game.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
What a game?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Come on, dear, let's se if we can beat the crowd? Oh?
What could heaven?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
What's rnd?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It my engagement ring?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
When I jumped up, then it fell.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Off My fingers, fell off your fingers.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It went over the rail.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It fell down some place in the lower tier among
all those people.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Right in the world.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Couldn't get been more careful? There must be ten or
fifteen thousand people down there today.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm sorry, dear, you want to be Do.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
You realize that ring cost over three thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Where could it have landed? Where could it have landed.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh great game. Great game, wasn't it any great game?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, King Vision Shore was Yeah. Say did you feel
a dropper rain? I could have sworn that something just
whizzed by me from up above.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh no, man, give me some more the crack of jacksh.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, here's the box. Help yourself there, he sure will go.
Uh uh hmm, what you got there? Game?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Nice looking prize they got in these cracker jack. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, that ain't a bad looking ring. Looks almost real.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, that's a that's an artificial diamond. It makes them
in Japan? Uh does it by irritating the oysters, you know,
irritating them.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
From the size of this rock, they must have beat
that orse they would have whipped.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well, I guess it's yours and it was in your
box of cracker jack.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah. I wonder how they can afford to put a
prize like this in a box of cracker jack. This
ring looks like it must be at least worth a quarter.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Look.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Uh, lucky you didn't swallow it. I once to swallowed
the tin whistle out of a box of popcorn. The
doctor said, if I hadn't got it out in time,
I would have been stuck with a whistling liver. Well,
(04:01):
not a bad breakfast. If not a bad breakfast, I'm.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Glad somebody enjoyed it. George Stevens, would you kindly put
that newspaper down from in front of your face and
look at me fleas honey eyes eating, George, Well, look
at you down.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
With your hair up and curlers, beauty cream in that
chin strap. You look like the bride of Frankenstein on
the Golden Wedding. Aunt us.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Don't you criticize me. You ain't no prince charming if
that had a stin and that bath robe caught together
with a safety pin. I'll wait a minute and then
my answer yours. Peering over them big bags, you look
like a dope boy in the trenches waiting for words
to go over the top.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Anyway, so we ain't no texting jinks. Let me read
the paper here, m yessuh, missus wentworth lords a three
thousand dollars engagement ringing the polo ground yesterday.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yes, I read that her husband's offering her five hundred
dollars reward.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I say here. The incident occurred at the clue
of the game, and it is believed the diamond ring
fell the diamond the die that wire. Me and Andy
found a ring in the crackerjack box. It must have
been the ring. It must have fallen in the box,
a three thousand dollars ring, and Andy got it in
his pocket.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Why George, And there's a five hundred dollars reward. Oh George,
is wonderful. And you split this windfall with Andy.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yes, quite a windfall. But I got a sneaking suspicion
that it ain't gonna be as breezy for and as
it is for me. Let me handle it, honey. Now listen,
I going down to the large hall and call up
this mister Wentworth and tell him that I got the ring.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Oh, George, it'll be wonderful having this money. I'm gonna
get all new curtains.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, it's gonna be wonderful for me too, Honey. I
gonna get my bridge out of hawk. I tell you
how I I was tired of grinning on the bias side.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Hello, Is this the residence of mister Wentworth, the man
who lost the ring?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes, that's right. What about it?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, Miss Wentworth, there's George Stevens over here to mister
Knights of the sea lodge. Yes, yes, yes, well what
is it?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Now that reward that was in the paper that was
five hundred dollars, wasn't it, you know hitting digits and
then the well, no, that.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Was five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Now look here, I'm getting impatient, mister.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I found your ring.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Great, great, Now just bring the ring over here and
you'll get your money.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Now, excuse me for being so careful. But you see,
I found a Russian wolfhound once and I returned the
thing over to the owner, and when I asked for
the reward, the man sick the wolfhound on me. You
ain't got no dogs in nothing over the age.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
And look, when you just get that ring over here
as fast as you can, my wife is very worried
about it. Your money will be waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Fine, mister, I'll see you. Oh me, And they got
that three thoud thousand dollar diamond ring.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That sure as a hunk of ice.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now let me get on my hat and go over
and defrost the boy.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Oh andy, isn't it lovely here?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And DePaul?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:20):
And hasn't it been wonderful since we met just one
short week ago? Yeah, I feel that we was destined
to me that we were star cross lovely.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah, Andy, you're not.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Saying much what you thinking about?
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Oh Andy, I just can't wait to have you meet
my folks now that were officially engaged. And and this
is such a lovely engagement.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Ring you give me, I'll never take it all. Don't
you think it's lovely?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Lovely? Huh ah, it's a krago jack.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
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Speaker 5 (09:03):
Mean uh where can that end? Brown be?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And waiting for him and looked all over town. Good afternoon, King,
Well then I've been looking all over for you. Where's
you've been?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Boy? Oh boy? I had an important day, Kingfish, one
of the most important in my whole life. I got
myself engaged.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Uh, never mind that and of the thing I want,
so I want uh engaged to a girl.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, it works better that way. Her name is Gertrude Watton's.
She's actress Gertrude.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Now tell me, man, when you played at your troth Uh,
did you play it with a handshake or did you
play it with a ruse? Or did you play it
with what I said you played it with?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Kingfish, I had unplighted it with that irritanted oyster ring
we found in the crackerjack box. She think it's a
real diamonds.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, and there you gotta get that ring back from
that gal, get it back.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But this is real love. This is the gal I
expect to spend the rest of my life with. I
can't live without this gal, Kingfish, this is the real thing.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And that was no crack of jack prize. That ring
was worth three thousand dollars and the people who lost
it is offering five hundred dollars reward for it funny
how quick you can saw on a galley.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Listen, King Fish, listen. Yeah, I done told that gal
I loved her. Now hours, we're gonna get the ring back.
I can't ask for her back right out of the
clear sky.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And then look here, we gotta use strategy now. Now, wait
a minute, Joe, let me scratch my head, jee strategy. Uh,
let me see. The thing to do is to is
to start a fight with her. That's the thing to do.
Start a fight with her, and you get us so mad,
You get us so worked up and so boiled up
and so mad. Would you that shield through the ring
right back in your faith? Now, I'll go over there
with you when you start to fight with her.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, well okay, if that's the only way, But teddy, Kingfish,
I show hate to break the engagement, especially at this time.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well why at this time?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And because my other fiance don't get back to town
till tuesday. Yeah, well he is Gertrude's apartment right here,
King Fish.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
This is one of them theatrical boarding houses in it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, they got all kind of show business and vaudeville people. Yeah,
that gallant gum to smile at us in the Hall.
There she was Madam Zelda the Aerialist, Madam Zelda the earliss.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
She used to hang by her teeth and whirl from
the flying trapeze.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
What happened to her?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Well, one night in Madison Square Garden, her teeth finished
the act, but she didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Well, now, now don't forget in as soon as you can,
you start a fight with Gertrud. Now Gido worked up there?
So did she get mad? Then she throws the ring
at you. Oh, just go work out, fine, i'llknock on
the door.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Hell yeah, you think you're.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh yeah, And you gotta get her mad. Now you
really got to get this girl in human get yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
And isn't it sweet of you, my great big apple
dum fling. Let me give you a hug, you sweet
dolling boy.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Kingfish? Was that five hundred dollars in cash?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The how sweet you brung your father with you? No?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, no, no, wait a minute, no courtru. This is
my friend and cohorse George.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
How do you do, mister Stevens?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Won't you come here? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well, thank you?
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Yeah, now you said, say mister Stevens, And you sit
here and I'll sit next to you.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, uh oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Uh gut rude die, I reminded.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
You so cute, my big old teddy.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Bear, teddy Bear, can I confirs with you?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh yeah yeah, Well excuse me, honey, I'll be right back.
What's the trouble, kingfish?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Listen to your big dummy. You was heading in the
wrong direction. What you're trying to do? Kuchikus out of
five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, I'm sorry, Kingfish. You see, I come in here
all ready to fight, but one coochie coop and I'm
melted faster than a hunk of pig fat on a
hot grill.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Then I come on in this time. Keep up your
mind on your business there and let's get them an.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Uh gertrude honey, Yes, Andy Bear, there's something that I've
been wanting to tell you for a long time. What
is it?
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Andy?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You is the ugliest told I don't ever seen in
my life, and you ain't hurt nothing neither.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I've never heard anything right fish in my life.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Andy Brown, I never want to see you again.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Get out your here.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And come on.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Boy was she mad?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh yeah, I got a handle to you. Though, Andy,
that was a great piece of work.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Now let me have to ring.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Andy, Ah, I ain't got it, king Fish.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
In the argument, she didn't throw it at me. Call me?
What must we do now?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
He didn't throw it?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well i'll fix that, Andy, Yeah, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Well, what do you want now?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Excuse me for protrude and gertrude. But in the argument
you forgot to throw something with my friends here?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
What so I did?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well? Hear you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wake up?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Speak to me, Tenny.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Well we didn't get the ring.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't guess we get the reward. So it leaves
me in an ain't out nothing and we didn't get
no trouble in nothing at all. Come in, How do
you do sir? What can I do for you? Your stephens?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Aren't you?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That's right. Well, well I'm mister Wentworth.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
I've come for the ring.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Excuse me, must Wentworth?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
But would you mind helping me about the floorya?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Something wrong? No, no, no, don't pay no attention to me.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I got idea.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Are gonna fall down a lot doing this conversation. You
say that you come for a ring. This is news
to me.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Used to you now look.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Here, Stephens.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
You called me up and said you had the ring,
and now I come up here and you don't have it.
Only an idiot would pull a trick like this.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Mister by some spring Quinsland, you have done penetrated my secret.
I happened to be a bona fried idiot.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What is this.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Notorious crank always calling up and pulling little harmless pranks
like that? But being an idiot, I am responsible for
none of the stuff. You see what I mean? Look,
I don't believe one word of this yassa. Well, you
can't touch me. I'll protected by law I as a
CPI Certified public idiot.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
That's what I.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Look Stevens, I know you have that ring. I'm giving
you until ten o'clock tomorrow morning to produce it, or
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
To the police. Dear police, the police.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
I'll see that you get at least ten years behind bars.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
One world before you go, you might help me up
out the floor.
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Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well, those are two good reasons. What's the third?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
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Speaker 4 (17:51):
But exactly what do you mean by fast acting?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
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Speaker 4 (18:01):
That I'll remember.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
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Speaker 3 (18:17):
He listen, Mandy, we got to get in here and
see al Conquin. Jay Calhoun. I don't spend the whole
thing to him on the phone, and he say he
done worked out the thing. He don't got to work there.
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
We gotta get that ring back from Gertrude or go
to jail. Oh boy, this is a mess. Oh how
are you Calhoun? Hello Calhoun, there to see your boys.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Glad to see you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I love Calhoun.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
If you worked out the way that we can get
that ring back from Ander's gal. Now let me thank you.
Oh Calhoun, is you thinking that or has your pancreas
backed up on your there? Well, well let's see.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, Andy, you say the gal ain't wearing a ring. No,
I talked to one of her gal friends. She ain't
wearing it, but she's keeping it someplace.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Keeping it someplace.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Now, a problem like this calls for a little surreptitious
sparkler spins, or to put it bluntly, rock removal.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
They do is wait till she's out, and then sneak
up and get the ring.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Hey, Calhoun, that's a great idea. Yeah, that is a
great idea. You don't give us a great idea. But
wait a minute. Suppose something happens.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, you mean spoons.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
When you tiptoin out of the gal's room and you
got the ring in one hand, all of a sudden
the flashlight goes on and the big policeman is standing
there with a gun.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Right in your face.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
What does we do then?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Boys, Dennis, your turn to get some ideas.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Oh, missus Thompson, I's all pie or no, hurry my Yeah,
I just thought i'd help you move to your new
room before supper.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
I hope this change into another room hasn't upset you,
But that extent say of mine has just been bothering
me today.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
All that's fine. I'm putting mister Thorndyke and his partner
in here. They opened at the off him this week.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
You're putting his partner in here too.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
Yes, mister Thorndyke takes the bedroom.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
In Bosco uses this room. But don't you are the
tenants object to Bosco?
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Oh no. In the theatrical boarding house, you get used
to anything, even a trained seal, a train seal.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yes, I guess you do.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Come on, Indy, up to fire skeep you.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Watch this step now, it's darkest picture. Yeah, Gerdro's room
is up here on the third floor. You think we safe,
King Chock.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Well, certainly we've seen them all eating in the dining room,
Gertrude the Landlady, Madam Zielda, Yeah, yeah, now here's good
true was living room window right here?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, hot dog, it's hoping a little. I'll eat it
up here.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah yeah good yeah, come on and then we can
get in there. Yeah it does it now?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Mm oh boy, it's even darker in here. I'll turn
on the light. Oh no, dun'ty, don't turn on no lights.
Somebody will see the light from the outside. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Now, the jewelry box ought to be over here on
the cabinet something.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Yeah, and don't do that, he fish, whatever was done,
I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And uh, whatever it was that you didn't do, you
just done again. Ain't fish, I'll tell you I ain't
doing nothing. And something tells me we are in trouble.
Gertrude Watkins is downstairs eating and her noses up here snoring.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
King Fish. I bet that wasn't her down there at all.
She must have fell asleep on her sofa.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Holy Mackarel, lucky you didn't marry that girl, Andy. It
would have cost you seven hundred dollars for a sinus shop.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
You know something.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
She must be having a nightmare. Hey, listen, King Fish,
ain't no jewelry box on the cabinet here. We better
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, I guess we better say wait a minute, and
it maybe she got to ring on a finger.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, listen, Kingfish, it is too dark in here. I
am scared. Come on, let's get out.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Listen. Anyone snoring that lord, they ain't gonna wake up.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We can't give up now, and well, take you these.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Let me feel around here in the dark. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yes, she is, now, I'll uh what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Must have fell asleep wearing a fur coat.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Listen, Kingfish, I think we ought to get quiet and
amy quiet.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, here's wrong. Yeah, I
got her wrong here, Now let me see if I can.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Find a hand. Mm and what's the matter?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
King Fish?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And as you sure you took a good look at
that gal before you propose.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Listen, Kingfish, pulling.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
microL and he you'll feel us as a seal.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, let's get out of here. Come on, let's get.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh me, and there's twelve o'clock and we ain't got
the ring. Mister Wentworth is gonna throw us both in jail.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
And I take it easy, Kingfish. We don't set amos
up to talk to Gertrude. Maybe he'll have some luck
getting the ring back.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Listen, If our brands and ingenuity couldn't get the ring
back that dumb amas, they ain't gonna have no success,
oh I tell you. And if anyone had gotten by.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Or hi amos high. Well, hello that boys? How is
he there?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
You is?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Fellas? There's the diamond ring?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, Amos, you got the ring back?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Amos. You was wonderful.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
How did you do it?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It was simple, boys. I just went up until get
to the truth and she give it back to me.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Hmm, the truth.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
We wouldn't have thought of a sneaky approach like that
in a million years.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh boy, this is wonderful. Now it gets the five
hundred dollars reward.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, and I'll tell you what. I'll rush the ring
right up to mister Wentworth.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, wait a minute, shore, Why can't wait? Both? Rush
it up there? Hey, King Fish?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You ain't trying to pull no fast one on?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Andy?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Here is you? Amos? Me pull a fast one, honest,
George Stevens, Does you think that I stoop so low?
Have Dan and I has been through this together? Did
I do something like.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That to my dear brother?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Did I disagree as the fair office of the Kingfish?
Did I do something so underhanded to my pal and
lifelong brother?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
How could you?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
How could you see that?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well? Sorry, King Fish?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well I sorry too, Kingfish? Us better, Well, I'm going
up there and see missus Wentworth. Now so long. Hmmm,
quite a speech on me, looking for me. I didn't
listen to a word.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I said.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Well, I was offully sorry to party here at the
ball game, mister Wentworth. But your wife told me to
bring the ring right here to you at the ball game.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
So here here's the diamond ring. Fine, Stevens.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Fine, here's your reward money right here, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I had it already. Oh, thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh what a beautiful bill, A five hundred dollars bill.
Look at there? Oh, thank you again. Her and good days,
her high.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Good day.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
You can get out that way, Stevens, if you can squeeze.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Past those people out of the rail.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Excuse excuse me, let me by here for pardon me, lady,
excuse me, pardoner, pardoner, plee the careful there. You're almost
knock a five hundred dollars bill out of my out
of my Holy Michael, my bill, my five hundred dollar
where bill?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Hey, ma, heym, I'm home. Oh junior. Did you enjoy
the ball game? Yeah, I had a swell time. Hen
Look ma, look at the funny prize I.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Found on a box of cracker jack, A five hundred
dollars bill.
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Amos and Andy.
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past week certainly was an eventful one for amoson Andy
(01:36):
and their friend the Kingfish. They managed to get mixed
up with a girl, a five hundred dollars reward, and
a trained seal. How did this happen? Well, it all
started last Wednesday in the Polo Grounds at the height
of the Pennant Race. Mister and Missus Theodore Wentworth were
watching the game from their seasoned box in the upper stands.
The Giants were trailing by one run in the ninth.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Good darling, it's a whole run.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh cry oil bil five.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well that's the ball game.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
What a game?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Come on, dear, let's se if we can beat the crowd? Oh?
What could heaven?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
What's rnd?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It my engagement ring?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
When I jumped up, then it fell.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Off My fingers, fell off your fingers.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It went over the rail.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It fell down some place in the lower tier among
all those people.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Right in the world.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Couldn't get been more careful? There must be ten or
fifteen thousand people down there today.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm sorry, dear, you want to be Do.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
You realize that ring cost over three thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Where could it have landed? Where could it have landed.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh great game. Great game, wasn't it any great game?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, King Vision Shore was Yeah. Say did you feel
a dropper rain? I could have sworn that something just
whizzed by me from up above.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh no, man, give me some more the crack of jacksh.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, here's the box. Help yourself there, he sure will go.
Uh uh hmm, what you got there? Game?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Nice looking prize they got in these cracker jack. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, that ain't a bad looking ring. Looks almost real.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, that's a that's an artificial diamond. It makes them
in Japan? Uh does it by irritating the oysters, you know,
irritating them.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
From the size of this rock, they must have beat
that orse they would have whipped.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well, I guess it's yours and it was in your
box of cracker jack.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah. I wonder how they can afford to put a
prize like this in a box of cracker jack. This
ring looks like it must be at least worth a quarter.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Look.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Uh, lucky you didn't swallow it. I once to swallowed
the tin whistle out of a box of popcorn. The
doctor said, if I hadn't got it out in time,
I would have been stuck with a whistling liver. Well,
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not a bad breakfast. If not a bad breakfast, I'm.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Glad somebody enjoyed it. George Stevens, would you kindly put
that newspaper down from in front of your face and
look at me fleas honey eyes eating, George, Well, look
at you down.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
With your hair up and curlers, beauty cream in that
chin strap. You look like the bride of Frankenstein on
the Golden Wedding. Aunt us.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Don't you criticize me. You ain't no prince charming if
that had a stin and that bath robe caught together
with a safety pin. I'll wait a minute and then
my answer yours. Peering over them big bags, you look
like a dope boy in the trenches waiting for words
to go over the top.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Anyway, so we ain't no texting jinks. Let me read
the paper here, m yessuh, missus wentworth lords a three
thousand dollars engagement ringing the polo ground yesterday.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yes, I read that her husband's offering her five hundred
dollars reward.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I say here. The incident occurred at the clue
of the game, and it is believed the diamond ring
fell the diamond the die that wire. Me and Andy
found a ring in the crackerjack box. It must have
been the ring. It must have fallen in the box,
a three thousand dollars ring, and Andy got it in
his pocket.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Why George, And there's a five hundred dollars reward. Oh George,
is wonderful. And you split this windfall with Andy.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yes, quite a windfall. But I got a sneaking suspicion
that it ain't gonna be as breezy for and as
it is for me. Let me handle it, honey. Now listen,
I going down to the large hall and call up
this mister Wentworth and tell him that I got the ring.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Oh, George, it'll be wonderful having this money. I'm gonna
get all new curtains.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, it's gonna be wonderful for me too, Honey. I
gonna get my bridge out of hawk. I tell you
how I I was tired of grinning on the bias side.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Hello, Is this the residence of mister Wentworth, the man
who lost the ring?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes, that's right. What about it?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, Miss Wentworth, there's George Stevens over here to mister
Knights of the sea lodge. Yes, yes, yes, well what
is it?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Now that reward that was in the paper that was
five hundred dollars, wasn't it, you know hitting digits and
then the well, no, that.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Was five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Now look here, I'm getting impatient, mister.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I found your ring.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Great, great, Now just bring the ring over here and
you'll get your money.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Now, excuse me for being so careful. But you see,
I found a Russian wolfhound once and I returned the
thing over to the owner, and when I asked for
the reward, the man sick the wolfhound on me. You
ain't got no dogs in nothing over the age.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
And look, when you just get that ring over here
as fast as you can, my wife is very worried
about it. Your money will be waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Fine, mister, I'll see you. Oh me, And they got
that three thoud thousand dollar diamond ring.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That sure as a hunk of ice.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now let me get on my hat and go over
and defrost the boy.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Oh andy, isn't it lovely here?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And DePaul?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:20):
And hasn't it been wonderful since we met just one
short week ago? Yeah, I feel that we was destined
to me that we were star cross lovely.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah, Andy, you're not.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Saying much what you thinking about?
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Oh Andy, I just can't wait to have you meet
my folks now that were officially engaged. And and this
is such a lovely engagement.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Ring you give me, I'll never take it all. Don't
you think it's lovely?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Lovely? Huh ah, it's a krago jack.
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Speaker 5 (09:03):
Mean uh where can that end? Brown be?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And waiting for him and looked all over town. Good afternoon, King,
Well then I've been looking all over for you. Where's
you've been?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Boy? Oh boy? I had an important day, Kingfish, one
of the most important in my whole life. I got
myself engaged.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Uh, never mind that and of the thing I want,
so I want uh engaged to a girl.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, it works better that way. Her name is Gertrude Watton's.
She's actress Gertrude.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Now tell me, man, when you played at your troth Uh,
did you play it with a handshake or did you
play it with a ruse? Or did you play it
with what I said you played it with?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Kingfish, I had unplighted it with that irritanted oyster ring
we found in the crackerjack box. She think it's a
real diamonds.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, and there you gotta get that ring back from
that gal, get it back.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But this is real love. This is the gal I
expect to spend the rest of my life with. I
can't live without this gal, Kingfish, this is the real thing.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And that was no crack of jack prize. That ring
was worth three thousand dollars and the people who lost
it is offering five hundred dollars reward for it funny
how quick you can saw on a galley.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Listen, King Fish, listen. Yeah, I done told that gal
I loved her. Now hours, we're gonna get the ring back.
I can't ask for her back right out of the
clear sky.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And then look here, we gotta use strategy now. Now, wait
a minute, Joe, let me scratch my head, jee strategy. Uh,
let me see. The thing to do is to is
to start a fight with her. That's the thing to do.
Start a fight with her, and you get us so mad,
You get us so worked up and so boiled up
and so mad. Would you that shield through the ring
right back in your faith? Now, I'll go over there
with you when you start to fight with her.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, well okay, if that's the only way, But teddy, Kingfish,
I show hate to break the engagement, especially at this time.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well why at this time?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And because my other fiance don't get back to town
till tuesday. Yeah, well he is Gertrude's apartment right here,
King Fish.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
This is one of them theatrical boarding houses in it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, they got all kind of show business and vaudeville people. Yeah,
that gallant gum to smile at us in the Hall.
There she was Madam Zelda the Aerialist, Madam Zelda the earliss.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
She used to hang by her teeth and whirl from
the flying trapeze.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
What happened to her?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Well, one night in Madison Square Garden, her teeth finished
the act, but she didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Well, now, now don't forget in as soon as you can,
you start a fight with Gertrud. Now Gido worked up there?
So did she get mad? Then she throws the ring
at you. Oh, just go work out, fine, i'llknock on
the door.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Hell yeah, you think you're.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh yeah, And you gotta get her mad. Now you
really got to get this girl in human get yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
And isn't it sweet of you, my great big apple
dum fling. Let me give you a hug, you sweet
dolling boy.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Kingfish? Was that five hundred dollars in cash?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The how sweet you brung your father with you? No?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, no, no, wait a minute, no courtru. This is
my friend and cohorse George.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
How do you do, mister Stevens?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Won't you come here? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well, thank you?
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Yeah, now you said, say mister Stevens, And you sit
here and I'll sit next to you.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, uh oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Uh gut rude die, I reminded.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
You so cute, my big old teddy.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Bear, teddy Bear, can I confirs with you?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh yeah yeah, Well excuse me, honey, I'll be right back.
What's the trouble, kingfish?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Listen to your big dummy. You was heading in the
wrong direction. What you're trying to do? Kuchikus out of
five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, I'm sorry, Kingfish. You see, I come in here
all ready to fight, but one coochie coop and I'm
melted faster than a hunk of pig fat on a
hot grill.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Then I come on in this time. Keep up your
mind on your business there and let's get them an.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Uh gertrude honey, Yes, Andy Bear, there's something that I've
been wanting to tell you for a long time. What
is it?
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Andy?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You is the ugliest told I don't ever seen in
my life, and you ain't hurt nothing neither.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I've never heard anything right fish in my life.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Andy Brown, I never want to see you again.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Get out your here.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And come on.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Boy was she mad?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh yeah, I got a handle to you. Though, Andy,
that was a great piece of work.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Now let me have to ring.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Andy, Ah, I ain't got it, king Fish.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
In the argument, she didn't throw it at me. Call me?
What must we do now?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
He didn't throw it?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well i'll fix that, Andy, Yeah, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Well, what do you want now?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Excuse me for protrude and gertrude. But in the argument
you forgot to throw something with my friends here?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
What so I did?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well? Hear you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wake up?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Speak to me, Tenny.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Well we didn't get the ring.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't guess we get the reward. So it leaves
me in an ain't out nothing and we didn't get
no trouble in nothing at all. Come in, How do
you do sir? What can I do for you? Your stephens?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Aren't you?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That's right. Well, well I'm mister Wentworth.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
I've come for the ring.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Excuse me, must Wentworth?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
But would you mind helping me about the floorya?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Something wrong? No, no, no, don't pay no attention to me.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I got idea.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Are gonna fall down a lot doing this conversation. You
say that you come for a ring. This is news
to me.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Used to you now look.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Here, Stephens.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
You called me up and said you had the ring,
and now I come up here and you don't have it.
Only an idiot would pull a trick like this.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Mister by some spring Quinsland, you have done penetrated my secret.
I happened to be a bona fried idiot.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What is this.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Notorious crank always calling up and pulling little harmless pranks
like that? But being an idiot, I am responsible for
none of the stuff. You see what I mean? Look,
I don't believe one word of this yassa. Well, you
can't touch me. I'll protected by law I as a
CPI Certified public idiot.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
That's what I.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Look Stevens, I know you have that ring. I'm giving
you until ten o'clock tomorrow morning to produce it, or
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
To the police. Dear police, the police.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
I'll see that you get at least ten years behind bars.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
One world before you go, you might help me up
out the floor.
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Well, those are two good reasons. What's the third?
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Speaker 4 (17:51):
But exactly what do you mean by fast acting?
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report it reaches your stomach.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
That I'll remember.
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Speaker 3 (18:17):
He listen, Mandy, we got to get in here and
see al Conquin. Jay Calhoun. I don't spend the whole
thing to him on the phone, and he say he
done worked out the thing. He don't got to work there.
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
We gotta get that ring back from Gertrude or go
to jail. Oh boy, this is a mess. Oh how
are you Calhoun? Hello Calhoun, there to see your boys.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Glad to see you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I love Calhoun.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
If you worked out the way that we can get
that ring back from Ander's gal. Now let me thank you.
Oh Calhoun, is you thinking that or has your pancreas
backed up on your there? Well, well let's see.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, Andy, you say the gal ain't wearing a ring. No,
I talked to one of her gal friends. She ain't
wearing it, but she's keeping it someplace.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Keeping it someplace.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Now, a problem like this calls for a little surreptitious
sparkler spins, or to put it bluntly, rock removal.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
They do is wait till she's out, and then sneak
up and get the ring.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Hey, Calhoun, that's a great idea. Yeah, that is a
great idea. You don't give us a great idea. But
wait a minute. Suppose something happens.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, you mean spoons.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
When you tiptoin out of the gal's room and you
got the ring in one hand, all of a sudden
the flashlight goes on and the big policeman is standing
there with a gun.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Right in your face.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
What does we do then?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Boys, Dennis, your turn to get some ideas.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Oh, missus Thompson, I's all pie or no, hurry my Yeah,
I just thought i'd help you move to your new
room before supper.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
I hope this change into another room hasn't upset you,
But that extent say of mine has just been bothering
me today.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
All that's fine. I'm putting mister Thorndyke and his partner
in here. They opened at the off him this week.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
You're putting his partner in here too.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
Yes, mister Thorndyke takes the bedroom.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
In Bosco uses this room. But don't you are the
tenants object to Bosco?
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Oh no. In the theatrical boarding house, you get used
to anything, even a trained seal, a train seal.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yes, I guess you do.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Come on, Indy, up to fire skeep you.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Watch this step now, it's darkest picture. Yeah, Gerdro's room
is up here on the third floor. You think we safe,
King Chock.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Well, certainly we've seen them all eating in the dining room,
Gertrude the Landlady, Madam Zielda, Yeah, yeah, now here's good
true was living room window right here?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, hot dog, it's hoping a little. I'll eat it
up here.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah yeah good yeah, come on and then we can
get in there. Yeah it does it now?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Mm oh boy, it's even darker in here. I'll turn
on the light. Oh no, dun'ty, don't turn on no lights.
Somebody will see the light from the outside. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Now, the jewelry box ought to be over here on
the cabinet something.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Yeah, and don't do that, he fish, whatever was done,
I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And uh, whatever it was that you didn't do, you
just done again. Ain't fish, I'll tell you I ain't
doing nothing. And something tells me we are in trouble.
Gertrude Watkins is downstairs eating and her noses up here snoring.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
King Fish. I bet that wasn't her down there at all.
She must have fell asleep on her sofa.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Holy Mackarel, lucky you didn't marry that girl, Andy. It
would have cost you seven hundred dollars for a sinus shop.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
You know something.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
She must be having a nightmare. Hey, listen, King Fish,
ain't no jewelry box on the cabinet here. We better
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, I guess we better say wait a minute, and
it maybe she got to ring on a finger.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, listen, Kingfish, it is too dark in here. I
am scared. Come on, let's get out.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Listen. Anyone snoring that lord, they ain't gonna wake up.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We can't give up now, and well, take you these.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Let me feel around here in the dark. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yes, she is, now, I'll uh what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Must have fell asleep wearing a fur coat.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Listen, Kingfish, I think we ought to get quiet and
amy quiet.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, here's wrong. Yeah, I
got her wrong here, Now let me see if I can.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Find a hand. Mm and what's the matter?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
King Fish?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And as you sure you took a good look at
that gal before you propose.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Listen, Kingfish, pulling.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
microL and he you'll feel us as a seal.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, let's get out of here. Come on, let's get.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh me, and there's twelve o'clock and we ain't got
the ring. Mister Wentworth is gonna throw us both in jail.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
And I take it easy, Kingfish. We don't set amos
up to talk to Gertrude. Maybe he'll have some luck
getting the ring back.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Listen, If our brands and ingenuity couldn't get the ring
back that dumb amas, they ain't gonna have no success,
oh I tell you. And if anyone had gotten by.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Or hi amos high. Well, hello that boys? How is
he there?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
You is?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Fellas? There's the diamond ring?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, Amos, you got the ring back?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Amos. You was wonderful.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
How did you do it?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It was simple, boys. I just went up until get
to the truth and she give it back to me.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Hmm, the truth.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
We wouldn't have thought of a sneaky approach like that
in a million years.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh boy, this is wonderful. Now it gets the five
hundred dollars reward.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, and I'll tell you what. I'll rush the ring
right up to mister Wentworth.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, wait a minute, shore, Why can't wait? Both? Rush
it up there? Hey, King Fish?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You ain't trying to pull no fast one on?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Andy?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Here is you? Amos? Me pull a fast one, honest,
George Stevens, Does you think that I stoop so low?
Have Dan and I has been through this together? Did
I do something like.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That to my dear brother?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Did I disagree as the fair office of the Kingfish?
Did I do something so underhanded to my pal and
lifelong brother?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
How could you?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
How could you see that?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well? Sorry, King Fish?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well I sorry too, Kingfish? Us better, Well, I'm going
up there and see missus Wentworth. Now so long. Hmmm,
quite a speech on me, looking for me. I didn't
listen to a word.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I said.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Well, I was offully sorry to party here at the
ball game, mister Wentworth. But your wife told me to
bring the ring right here to you at the ball game.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
So here here's the diamond ring. Fine, Stevens.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Fine, here's your reward money right here, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I had it already. Oh, thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh what a beautiful bill, A five hundred dollars bill.
Look at there? Oh, thank you again. Her and good days,
her high.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Good day.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
You can get out that way, Stevens, if you can squeeze.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Past those people out of the rail.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Excuse excuse me, let me by here for pardon me, lady,
excuse me, pardoner, pardoner, plee the careful there. You're almost
knock a five hundred dollars bill out of my out
of my Holy Michael, my bill, my five hundred dollar
where bill?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Hey, ma, heym, I'm home. Oh junior. Did you enjoy
the ball game? Yeah, I had a swell time. Hen
Look ma, look at the funny prize I.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Found on a box of cracker jack, A five hundred
dollars bill.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
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give you eleven important vitamins including red vitamin B twelve
plus liver concentrate and iron. I'm talking about Rexol plenimens,
the vitamin capsules that give you eleven important vitamins including
red vitamin B twelve plus the nutritional extras of liver
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(26:54):
in an airtight foil wrapper that protects their guaranteed potency
from the harmful effects.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Of light, air and moisture.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Take a tip from Harlow Wilcox Friends, changed to plenemens
P L E N A M I N S clenemens.
You'll find them at rex Al drug stores everywhere, and
don't forget ladies and gentlemen to visit your Rexel Family
drug store.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Thank you and goodnight.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
See you next Sunday.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Man, it's shavings, You're worst daily chore. This tip from
Wilcox don't ignore stag. Brushless shave cream starts your day
the faster, cooler, no scrapeway. Stag needs no rubb in
smooths right on wilt those whiskers while you yawn, stays moist, longer,
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That's what I said, Stag brushless shaved cream. Be sure
(27:52):
to be with us next Sunday at the same time
when your rex Al druggist will again present the Amos
and Andy Show. Stay tuned for them Mario Unzi program
which follows immediately over most.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Of these stations.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
This is the CBS Radio Network.
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