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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Amos is Sunday again. Yes, Sunday is right, and don't
forget we are going to radio ever Sunday Andy for Renso. Yeah,
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Radio is all time favorite. Amos and Andy. Wow, this
is the afternoon at the Kingfisher's wife's Sapphire. At hand
(01:02):
was the weekly meeting of her women's club. She just
returned home and was telling the Kingfish about it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh, Josh, we had the most wonderful meet in our
club and had a very big turnout.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
All the girls showed up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Girls. What you mean girls? Them was a bunch of
overripe bobbys users.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
George, find you always criticized my club. It's one of
the oldest clubs in town. They've been going strong for year.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'll say it is the only thing that could break
that out fit up is the epidemic a lot, George,
that's what they mean.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
By Wait, George, I heard the say that Andy Brown
just inherited two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Wait a minute, Andy and hired the two thousand dollars.
Why do you hear that hole's smooth?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's right, George, Anna has died and left it to him. Gosh,
why don't you go out to inherit two thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Look here, they're my fault that I don't hurt no money.
I was ready and willing, but Marilla just won't corroborate.
The pirs is long day as you feel so poored,
it takes the joy out of the whole thing. You
mean to say that Andy got two thousand, Now you
know this is one of the luckiest brigs I overheard.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Now, wait a.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Minute, George, don't you try and just handy out of
that money. After all, he ain't too smart. Besides that,
he's your best friend and he trust you. Now, I
don't forget that, George.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm going in the other room. But you remember what
I said.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hmmm, that was right. And here is my best friend
and it trust me too. Chipping him is going to
be easier than I thought. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, being Fish, I guess you've heard the news about
Andy Inherican two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh yeah, Well, you know the boy is very happy
about his unexpected pitfall. Uh yeah, I guess with a
hunk of money like that, all the vultures in town
will be buzzing around him. Yes, and can fish.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Matter of fact, down at the pool hall this morning
there was laying eight to five.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That Jude out vatched a whole bunch of them. Well,
I'm glad to hear the boy still got confidence and
man right here the fire Huh. Yes.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
The only thing is there's a certain condition in.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The world that touched them odds down considerable. What's that?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, it seems that Andy's aunt that made this well
thirty years ago, and she forgot the change it. The
will states that the two thousand dollars must be used
specifically for Cany's college education.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Holy poor and in college? He really threw a curve
with that, didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
You even the summer that?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And Andy did want to go to college. I can't
imagine any college ever taken him. No, he couldn't get in. Uh,
he wouldn't be Stay wait a minut, Wait a minute,
give me a vulcan angle right there. If I was
the start of college on my own and get hand
in as a student, I could get the two thousand
dollars an intuition.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, it's right.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
It sounds like you got something there, King Fadge.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I'll get myself a college professor's cap and gown. Yeah,
let's see what else can they get to make sure
that Dany would en rule in my college? Say, wait
a minute, cool here.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Get a gal. Yeah, yeah, that's the angle. And I
think I know just the gal too. I'll have her
job buy at just the right time while I show
them end Yes, is she attracted? Oh yeah yeah, And
I'll tell her to tell her to dress up past
it too. I'll tell her to put on a new dress. Yeah,
that's what I'll do. Well, I bet when this guy
puts on a new dress, he'll really look like something. Yeah, well,
I wish I could say the same thing about my
wife Clara. Putting a new dress on Clara's like putting
(04:17):
stuff covers on an old sofa. No matter what you do,
the lumpy shape is still there. Well, here's the King
Fisher's office.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I believe I'll get on in there and take a nap.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
With him afternoon. Well, okay, finish, I see you as
already for sleeping.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
You got on your black night gown.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
There, no, no, no, any this is a jade wine
college cavin gown. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I guess
I have seen them before. Say, how come that cap
is so flat on the flip? Oh if you any
You see most college professors has flat head and so
design to set them kind of smoke you see running out?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Well, what is you wearing the stuff for?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You ain't no college professor. Hey, that's why you're wrong,
and you ain't here. I got my lifecense from the
Board of Education this morning to open full fledged college.
I was also entitled enrolled male female co ed go
with genuine ivy on all four walls and punching football
players and your market id in the college business with
both peats in yeah, I understand right that you was
(05:21):
running a college here. Oh yeah, yeah, but I can't
talk to you now. And they're two business here oh years.
Oh yeah, I was enrolling students for the false cs.
Well you know, kings flash. Now, this is a funny thing.
I was thinking about going to college myself, showing a
oh show, just all happens. I just inherited the big
hunk of money. You don't mean to tell me, Hey,
(05:42):
I had no idea that you inhered the two thousand
dollars from you rich and and the show. But the
catch in the world is that I got to use
the money for college education. Say tell me King, what
kind of subjects you teach you here? Oh? Anything you want?
And the uh spelling an electronic solid geometry pleviate geometry.
(06:04):
The only thing that bothers me is do you take
in students like me? You know, after all, I ain't
had too much education. I had to leave school when
I was seventeen. Oh you did, eh, yeah, that was
the age limit for the third grade. All right, there
was don't worry about the education. Then there, I'll make
an exception your kids and ruled you as you.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah, but King Fish, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Member, I will look around and see what other colleges
there is. Well, already that's the way you feel about it. Well,
probably another student come in?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
How do you do, Professor Steven, I just come over
to enrolled.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, King Fish, I'll be running hell no, well, no,
this is miss Simpsons. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
How you do tell me, Miss.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Simpson that you figured on going to college here?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well, yes, I am, but I had quite an argument
with my mother, got it.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
She wants me to go to finishing school.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Finishing school.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Don't look like there's much work left to do on you.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Michor Bann.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
You sound like the kind of man my mother walma
about and bohm.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Mister Van, You're wonderful man.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I has a dog, all right. Ah, too bad rolling
in my school to think you must not on a
great curriculum. Man.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Well, well, man, I tell you King's face. You know
this education stuff is beginning to look mighty good to me.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Go ahead, Simon up, Well, I gotta be running along now.
I'm due back at the dance hall. I mean gonna
have dass in twenty minutes, you know, mister Brown, I
was soon looking forward to going to college and sitting
next to handsome, intelligence, dashing gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
If you get a chance, ditch him and meet me
in the cloak.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Room for you.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Look like you and hurl the matriculating together or inship.
That's what goes on with higher education. I'm going to
hit a new altitude record. I guess everything all said
then Now your college educating courses at the two thousand.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Dollars a mess.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But yeah, well, I'm going down to see the lawyer
and tell him I've rolled up in the college and
I'm coming down for the money. Yeah, you know, in
college is going to be a great thing for his hen.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, and I might learn something too.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You mean to say that I don't get the money, mister.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Phillips, and not on this basis.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
From since you called, I thoroughly checked around, and there's
no such college as the one you described. Oh no,
there's a real college. I was there, and I don't
talk to the fellow that runs it, and I'm sorry,
there's no record of it at all. And before you
get this two thousand dollars, you've got to comply with
the terms of your aunt's will and become enrolled in
a legitimate college.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Well, that shoe comes as a blow to me.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was hurly sorry that I can't roll in at
George Stephens College, because today I met the most beautiful student.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Buddy. I don't ever seek.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Give me a song to sing, happy song to sing
tom thing. The world's made divide in polic and so
the lafe and to the life abound to be a melancholage,
(09:37):
to blind inside, to bind and tide. I love to
spend the time of saying it.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm happy, som happy.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
To stand the music holly ring it.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's all.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
It's music down the body.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Listen, listen, there's some music sounds upon peculy panicula, peculy panicula.
Music everywhere, Lila, my head music and your music in
the my head? Can them music any I really do?
(10:33):
By ahead and something music sound of Listens and listen,
music sounds upon pernycury bula, perneculy panicula, happy everywhere you know.
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Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well they were thanks for driving me over here the
lawyer stone Wall's office.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I got to meet the Kingfish.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah. Well, I was glad to do it in there.
And I hope stone Marler has got some long angle
for you if you want a tough break getting two
thousand dollars not being able to use it. Yeah, well
I almost had the money, but the lawyer wouldn't let
me go to the Kingfisher's College. You said it wouldn't
let you go to the Kingfisher's College. Yeah, Kingfisher was
all set. I was going to take a course over
there in electronics. He got all equipment by breaking up
(12:45):
the Adam and everything. Do you mean to say that
he got the great big machine that Matthews the Adam?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Well that ain't come yet. I guess for the first
few weeks they're gonna slut him up with a axe.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now I think this whole messdown a little crazy than me.
Is you trying to tell me that the King Fishing
got to credit at university?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Well there was no credit to do. He wanted the
money of advance.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Of what is all about it? Well, anyway, the king
vision is donna give up the whole college idea. So
he gets helped me get the money from the will.
Oh he don't give up the college now huh yeah, hey,
wait a minute, wait minute, it come to King Fish
down the street now, yeah, well, I gotta get going in.
I don't want to get messed up in this thing
so long.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
See you lady.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hold down. Let's get right on up. The stone Wall's
law office. Hell yeah, I hope we can figure out
somewhere getting that money without me going to college. Yeah no,
I don't forget that agreement. We don't sign anywhere. You
gives me half of the two thousand dollars if I
help you get the money.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah, well that's the deal. Let's go in in and
see a stonewall got the idea?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, hold on that stone wall.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Come on in now there's your business stone A three.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But you know what a fella was this in yere
trying to bribe me.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I put me fifty dollars to.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Resign from a matching that twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Resigns for the kids I'll get he.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
He know that with me are the kids he couldn't
Eve wouldn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, well who do you representing the kids? No more?
The fellow would offer me to fifth said, oh yeah, yeah,
that looks going on going to California. Did you beg
go anyway of getting around that? Whell so and it
can get the two thousand dollars without going to college. Well,
one of the legal.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Angles on getting around a where is if the terms
of the thing is harmful to the beneficiary, what.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Do you mean it got due to the benefits.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Well, you see, I had kids once where a fella
had to live in a laugh got to inherit some money.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I proved that the cold climate would be harmful to
his health, so they gave him the money without him
going there.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
No harmful.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I wonder anywhere of proving the college to be harmful
to me.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Word, if some psychiatrist said it would hurt you mentally,
you might.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Have a canse.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, but where you're gonna get a psychiatrist or what
psychiatrist that would say? I know I can be a psychiatrist. Yeah,
that's tell what well doing? And look here I'll be
the psychiatrist. Yeah that's right. Look yeah, oh that's a
great idea. You give a stone wall. You know, it's
surprising how straight you can think with a crooked mind.
Oh man, yeah, Now before we go into the lawyer's
(15:19):
office here, remember that I was a great psychiatrist. Man.
Remember everything we've done. Rehearse now I know. Okay, King Bridge,
let's go in.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh come in, mister Brown, how you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Doing, Miss Phillips, And permit me to introduce doctor Sigmund
von Stevens, the big psychiatrist and brain sturgeon. How you
do excuse of rubber gloves. I've been up all night
operating and just what is the reason for your visit?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Doctor?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, missus Brown here it happens to be a patient
of mine and he informs me to under the terms
of some will or something of who's I don't understand
much about them things, you know? Uh, Well, anyway, you
say he got to go to college.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
That's quite correct. What about it?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, it's my professional opinion as a gnuine doctor that
the Brown you're supposed to go to college? And do
you any thinking his brain is going popul like a
fires in balloon? Eyes in bad shape? Well, doctor von Stevens,
what do you base this diagnosis on? Well, on the
fact that he is suffering from an acute undevelopment of
the brain. I made a discovery when I disamined him
(16:18):
this morning.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
What kind of an examination?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Well, I stood him up and I looked through his
lef here and I all I could see was some
blue and white stripes. Good heaven, what was that the
wall paper on the other side of the room. Do
you mean to tell me that there is an open
passage from one of his ears to the other I'll
say that, Oh yeah, on windy days, my head whistles
(16:42):
like a pickleholes.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Wow, this is the strangest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Doctor, What are you going to do about it? The
only thing I can do is to put a little
screen and east here to keep the flies the temporary
the most ridiculous tory I've ever heard. Yeah, well, I
admit mister Brown's kiss this is an unusual but there
it is a perfectly logical explanation for it. You see
in the average man uh passage between the ears, it's
filled up with a normal size briing. Missus Brown here,
(17:10):
on the other hand, as an undeveloped bring.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, ain't no figure the ping pong ball.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And you mean to say that going to college would
be a harmful Well, I can only give you my
psychopathic opinion, that's all I Yeah. No example, Just take
a man that ain't exercise all his lafe. He can't
start all of a sudden without hurting himself, saying thing
with missus Brown's bring. If after not using it all
these years, he started doing some heavy thinking, Now he
gonna end up with a cerebral Charlie horse, That's what
(17:37):
it got rebro Charlie Hart. Yeah, that was hard to
cure too. The only thing that will help him is
injecting Sloan's lin him and into him him. Yeah you see, Uh,
this would be a detrimental to the beneficiar and dafhoard.
The terms ort to be set aside in this will,
and you ought to give him the two thousand dollars
(17:58):
down a lump some cash on, I'll give the man
the money, will you.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Yeah, let me have a knowledge of phips and we
get on out of here. Yeah, now, just a minute.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't know why I've listened to you this long.
This is the most ridiculous, trumped up story I ever
heard in my life. Now listen, Brown, The terms of
your aunts will state that the two thousand dollars must
be used by you for a college education as soon
as you enroll into college.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
The love some will be paid to you and not before.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But mister Lloydan, as far as your concern, Stevens, you
certainly have your nerve trying to pull a cheap trick
like this. Now just a miniature. Is you trying to
say that I have been lying, that I made up
this story about being a psychiatrist. Is you implying did
I have a swingling a cheat?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Well, now that you asked me, you bot asked me.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
God not the week going.
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Speaker 1 (19:46):
And now back to Amos and Andy. Oh, I'll tell
you kingswish we might as well give up on this thing.
There ain't no way to break the will or nothing. Yeah,
we really didn't hit a snag, all right. Yeah, we'll
(20:07):
find the part of gold at the end of the rain,
but we can't get the lit off the part. I
ain't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm going on home.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
I've regretted with the whole business. I'll see a lady king.
Bis say, here comes Shorty the barber. Well, so long
and hello short and hello Shorty, so long, Kings, I'm.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
So on kenswish, I mean hello, Klins, Hello and goodbye Kings,
I mean so hello. I'm to make up your minds where.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Jody? Now wait and now we're all alone here so
you can put your brain in neutral.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Yeah, he'll say, King's fish my by guys down he
looked so down in the dumbs. I yet got here
held of two thousand dollars from because how summer's am Yeah. Well, uh,
there's plenty of trouble there, short hundred of times of
the will.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
There ain't no chance of getting the money. Just think
something that was ripped thirty years ago is giving us
all this trouble today, Yeah, thirty years ago.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, here, it's too bad that wasn't another new
will written later?
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well just uh, there wasn't. No, no, wait a minute, lady,
new will. No. I just thinking here, if I was
to write a new will with different terms in it,
that would illuminate the old one winning. Yeah, yeah, got
that that good idea. Yeah, I won't tell any that,
(21:21):
I really I'll just say that I discovered the thing
and you'll never know the difference. Then I can have
him take it up to his lawyer and get the
money without having to go to college. Oh so that
that was the terms of the will.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You know something?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Terms I have to have to I got out of
high school. I got an offer to go to a
big medical college. Medical college, uh or just what you're
going to be here? Short? Well, they wanted me to
be a big sager.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
They want they want they want me special lives here.
And because they wanted me to be a general practice
and they wanted me for he wanted me for i'm
a I exhibited that.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well then I gotta see you right away there?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
What's up? Game?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Based All along, I have had a sneaker suspicion that
you ann had another wheel. So this morning I went
downtown to the Federal Bureau of Wills, and you enough,
I found another wheel that your hand ndo, no pooling
gang bass you on the level about this, go guys.
And there here's the wheel right here, Yes, the latest will.
Yeah it was written later than the other one, you see.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Yeah, this must be a later will. All right. The
ink on it ain't even dry.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Uh, this is an official will.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh certain? And there look what's god right there on
the corner there there's the official steel of the Sovereign
State of Georgia. Two bowld weels on the background of
a peach fit.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Well it must be official. Alright, yeah, well let.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Me see here, let me read you the thing. Let
me get on the spect one of the pines and
cracked the right one yere, both of them. Yeah, I
looked like a hair on the people there. Look at this.
Uh now let me see uh stay here, uh this
was rich and the just this was rich here by
by your aunties. Yeah, shake as she was here. Yeah,
well there was the story. Understand, stay here are no
(23:16):
old men by these peasants that this is my last
will and testimony, and I really means it this time that.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
He sounds all right so far sea.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Well she's going to see here. I here has to
referred to as old Mary Brown here by a sea,
that if there's any other will found before this one,
it is to be undisregarded as my mind was not
the sound and den at that time, and it sounds
now that's what I wonder why her mind was so
(23:48):
unsounded when she reached that first will. Well, then there
she explained it right here in the next priade you
read to say here when I made my first will,
I had just got hit on the head with the rock. However,
the hole is done filled up now and I off
as a butufe.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
I don't never remember her getting.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Hit on the head with no rock. Well, probably didn't
want to worry.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And you know how you had.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yere? Is she going to see here? I wanted to
leave my love and nephew handwigs Brown the sum of
two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Please see that this is.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
In cash and has no strings at text. Can't she
closes the world here by saying please excuse the handwrit
and as high sinking fast signed your late an Mary.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
That really put a new angle on the thing. What
do we do now?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well we call her mister Phillips. The lawyer. And wait
a minute, I get him on the phone. Yeah, and
I'll tell him. You see, that's why you got to
tell these men. You're just telling him that you found
the new will and that you're gonna bring it down
to him and collect the money. Does it?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Hello, mus Phillips. I called him for missa Brown. He
just don't found a new will of his aunt. Look.
I recognize your voice, Stevens, and this sounds like another
one of your phony schemes.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
I guarantee you.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
If you can come here with any fake will, I'll
have a law. Goodbye, No, I said goodbye.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
What'd he say?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He said for you to come down with it right away.
That's what it gets, right right, King Fish. And then
when they give me the two thousand, by me and
you can split a cord in our agreement, said, well,
an me just one thing before you take it over.
I've been thinking it would be a little selfish on
my part to take a thousand dollars of your money.
I tell you what they're going to do, and I'll
tear up. There's agreement right now if you will give
(25:27):
me a hundred dollars cash, well, King Fish, that is swell.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Are you. Only thing is I just got seventy five
dollars on me.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
But that's what I say. I'll do a seventy five dollars.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
All right, here is King King, Okay, okay, here to say.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I take the seventy five and I stand up. Just
agreement right here, Dad, They look at Oh boy, when
I take this will down to the lawyer, I'm gonna
be took care for the rest of my days. Yeah, well,
at least for about sixty man away, Yeah, honey, yeah,
(26:02):
you is seventy five dollars. Cool cash. I made it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Oh John, that's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Why did you get it?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, never mind, honey, I got it. And that's the
important thing. And you really got to believe it when
I tell you you is got a smart husband, Honey,
I tool bet I'll get that. Honey. Hello, that king. Hello.
Then how'd you make a goud yesterday down at the
lawyer's office. Well, I went down there and I man not,
don't blame me if you was on the dumb side it,
(26:29):
And I don't know it's smarter you Again, I was
thinking of seventy five dollars you give me was better
than a thousand dollars. I was never going to see
what are.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
You talking about, kingfish? Just take a look at this role.
Yeah two thousand smacker roots.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And where you get that money from?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I got in college, all right, look here, I even't
got my freshman beanie. Alright, Hey, wait a minute, Where
a minute? What deminition stand for on that cap you
got on your head there, ladc They stand for.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
The Lenox Avenue barber College.
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Oh wait a minute. You know, amas, the smart people
and business ain't the ones that is just on the ball.
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is the afternoon at the Kingfisher's wife's Sapphire. At hand
(01:02):
was the weekly meeting of her women's club. She just
returned home and was telling the Kingfish about it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh, Josh, we had the most wonderful meet in our
club and had a very big turnout.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
All the girls showed up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Girls. What you mean girls? Them was a bunch of
overripe bobbys users.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
George, find you always criticized my club. It's one of
the oldest clubs in town. They've been going strong for year.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'll say it is the only thing that could break
that out fit up is the epidemic a lot, George,
that's what they mean.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
By Wait, George, I heard the say that Andy Brown
just inherited two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Wait a minute, Andy and hired the two thousand dollars.
Why do you hear that hole's smooth?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's right, George, Anna has died and left it to him. Gosh,
why don't you go out to inherit two thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Look here, they're my fault that I don't hurt no money.
I was ready and willing, but Marilla just won't corroborate.
The pirs is long day as you feel so poored,
it takes the joy out of the whole thing. You
mean to say that Andy got two thousand, Now you
know this is one of the luckiest brigs I overheard.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Now, wait a.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Minute, George, don't you try and just handy out of
that money. After all, he ain't too smart. Besides that,
he's your best friend and he trust you. Now, I
don't forget that, George.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm going in the other room. But you remember what
I said.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hmmm, that was right. And here is my best friend
and it trust me too. Chipping him is going to
be easier than I thought. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, being Fish, I guess you've heard the news about
Andy Inherican two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh yeah, Well, you know the boy is very happy
about his unexpected pitfall. Uh yeah, I guess with a
hunk of money like that, all the vultures in town
will be buzzing around him. Yes, and can fish.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Matter of fact, down at the pool hall this morning
there was laying eight to five.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That Jude out vatched a whole bunch of them. Well,
I'm glad to hear the boy still got confidence and
man right here the fire Huh. Yes.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
The only thing is there's a certain condition in.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The world that touched them odds down considerable. What's that?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, it seems that Andy's aunt that made this well
thirty years ago, and she forgot the change it. The
will states that the two thousand dollars must be used
specifically for Cany's college education.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Holy poor and in college? He really threw a curve
with that, didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
You even the summer that?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And Andy did want to go to college. I can't
imagine any college ever taken him. No, he couldn't get in. Uh,
he wouldn't be Stay wait a minut, Wait a minute,
give me a vulcan angle right there. If I was
the start of college on my own and get hand
in as a student, I could get the two thousand
dollars an intuition.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, it's right.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
It sounds like you got something there, King Fadge.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I'll get myself a college professor's cap and gown. Yeah,
let's see what else can they get to make sure
that Dany would en rule in my college? Say, wait
a minute, cool here.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Get a gal. Yeah, yeah, that's the angle. And I
think I know just the gal too. I'll have her
job buy at just the right time while I show
them end Yes, is she attracted? Oh yeah yeah, And
I'll tell her to tell her to dress up past
it too. I'll tell her to put on a new dress. Yeah,
that's what I'll do. Well, I bet when this guy
puts on a new dress, he'll really look like something. Yeah, well,
I wish I could say the same thing about my
wife Clara. Putting a new dress on Clara's like putting
(04:17):
stuff covers on an old sofa. No matter what you do,
the lumpy shape is still there. Well, here's the King
Fisher's office.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I believe I'll get on in there and take a nap.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
With him afternoon. Well, okay, finish, I see you as
already for sleeping.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
You got on your black night gown.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
There, no, no, no, any this is a jade wine
college cavin gown. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I guess
I have seen them before. Say, how come that cap
is so flat on the flip? Oh if you any
You see most college professors has flat head and so
design to set them kind of smoke you see running out?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Well, what is you wearing the stuff for?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You ain't no college professor. Hey, that's why you're wrong,
and you ain't here. I got my lifecense from the
Board of Education this morning to open full fledged college.
I was also entitled enrolled male female co ed go
with genuine ivy on all four walls and punching football
players and your market id in the college business with
both peats in yeah, I understand right that you was
(05:21):
running a college here. Oh yeah, yeah, but I can't
talk to you now. And they're two business here oh years.
Oh yeah, I was enrolling students for the false cs.
Well you know, kings flash. Now, this is a funny thing.
I was thinking about going to college myself, showing a
oh show, just all happens. I just inherited the big
hunk of money. You don't mean to tell me, Hey,
(05:42):
I had no idea that you inhered the two thousand
dollars from you rich and and the show. But the
catch in the world is that I got to use
the money for college education. Say tell me King, what
kind of subjects you teach you here? Oh? Anything you want?
And the uh spelling an electronic solid geometry pleviate geometry.
(06:04):
The only thing that bothers me is do you take
in students like me? You know, after all, I ain't
had too much education. I had to leave school when
I was seventeen. Oh you did, eh, yeah, that was
the age limit for the third grade. All right, there
was don't worry about the education. Then there, I'll make
an exception your kids and ruled you as you.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah, but King Fish, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Member, I will look around and see what other colleges
there is. Well, already that's the way you feel about it. Well,
probably another student come in?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
How do you do, Professor Steven, I just come over
to enrolled.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, King Fish, I'll be running hell no, well, no,
this is miss Simpsons. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
How you do tell me, Miss.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Simpson that you figured on going to college here?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well, yes, I am, but I had quite an argument
with my mother, got it.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
She wants me to go to finishing school.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Finishing school.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Don't look like there's much work left to do on you.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Michor Bann.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
You sound like the kind of man my mother walma
about and bohm.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Mister Van, You're wonderful man.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I has a dog, all right. Ah, too bad rolling
in my school to think you must not on a
great curriculum. Man.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Well, well, man, I tell you King's face. You know
this education stuff is beginning to look mighty good to me.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Go ahead, Simon up, Well, I gotta be running along now.
I'm due back at the dance hall. I mean gonna
have dass in twenty minutes, you know, mister Brown, I
was soon looking forward to going to college and sitting
next to handsome, intelligence, dashing gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
If you get a chance, ditch him and meet me
in the cloak.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Room for you.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Look like you and hurl the matriculating together or inship.
That's what goes on with higher education. I'm going to
hit a new altitude record. I guess everything all said
then Now your college educating courses at the two thousand.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Dollars a mess.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But yeah, well, I'm going down to see the lawyer
and tell him I've rolled up in the college and
I'm coming down for the money. Yeah, you know, in
college is going to be a great thing for his hen.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, and I might learn something too.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You mean to say that I don't get the money, mister.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Phillips, and not on this basis.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
From since you called, I thoroughly checked around, and there's
no such college as the one you described. Oh no,
there's a real college. I was there, and I don't
talk to the fellow that runs it, and I'm sorry,
there's no record of it at all. And before you
get this two thousand dollars, you've got to comply with
the terms of your aunt's will and become enrolled in
a legitimate college.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Well, that shoe comes as a blow to me.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was hurly sorry that I can't roll in at
George Stephens College, because today I met the most beautiful student.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Buddy. I don't ever seek.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Give me a song to sing, happy song to sing
tom thing. The world's made divide in polic and so
the lafe and to the life abound to be a melancholage,
(09:37):
to blind inside, to bind and tide. I love to
spend the time of saying it.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
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Speaker 6 (09:48):
To stand the music holly ring it.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's all.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
It's music down the body.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Listen, listen, there's some music sounds upon peculy panicula, peculy panicula.
Music everywhere, Lila, my head music and your music in
the my head? Can them music any I really do?
(10:33):
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Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well they were thanks for driving me over here the
lawyer stone Wall's office.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I got to meet the Kingfish.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah. Well, I was glad to do it in there.
And I hope stone Marler has got some long angle
for you if you want a tough break getting two
thousand dollars not being able to use it. Yeah, well
I almost had the money, but the lawyer wouldn't let
me go to the Kingfisher's College. You said it wouldn't
let you go to the Kingfisher's College. Yeah, Kingfisher was
all set. I was going to take a course over
there in electronics. He got all equipment by breaking up
(12:45):
the Adam and everything. Do you mean to say that
he got the great big machine that Matthews the Adam?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Well that ain't come yet. I guess for the first
few weeks they're gonna slut him up with a axe.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now I think this whole messdown a little crazy than me.
Is you trying to tell me that the King Fishing
got to credit at university?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Well there was no credit to do. He wanted the
money of advance.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Of what is all about it? Well, anyway, the king
vision is donna give up the whole college idea. So
he gets helped me get the money from the will.
Oh he don't give up the college now huh yeah, hey,
wait a minute, wait minute, it come to King Fish
down the street now, yeah, well, I gotta get going in.
I don't want to get messed up in this thing
so long.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
See you lady.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hold down. Let's get right on up. The stone Wall's
law office. Hell yeah, I hope we can figure out
somewhere getting that money without me going to college. Yeah no,
I don't forget that agreement. We don't sign anywhere. You
gives me half of the two thousand dollars if I
help you get the money.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah, well that's the deal. Let's go in in and
see a stonewall got the idea?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, hold on that stone wall.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Come on in now there's your business stone A three.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
But you know what a fella was this in yere
trying to bribe me.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I put me fifty dollars to.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Resign from a matching that twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Resigns for the kids I'll get he.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
He know that with me are the kids he couldn't
Eve wouldn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, well who do you representing the kids? No more?
The fellow would offer me to fifth said, oh yeah, yeah,
that looks going on going to California. Did you beg
go anyway of getting around that? Whell so and it
can get the two thousand dollars without going to college. Well,
one of the legal.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Angles on getting around a where is if the terms
of the thing is harmful to the beneficiary, what.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Do you mean it got due to the benefits.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Well, you see, I had kids once where a fella
had to live in a laugh got to inherit some money.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I proved that the cold climate would be harmful to
his health, so they gave him the money without him
going there.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
No harmful.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I wonder anywhere of proving the college to be harmful
to me.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Word, if some psychiatrist said it would hurt you mentally,
you might.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Have a canse.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, but where you're gonna get a psychiatrist or what
psychiatrist that would say? I know I can be a psychiatrist. Yeah,
that's tell what well doing? And look here I'll be
the psychiatrist. Yeah that's right. Look yeah, oh that's a
great idea. You give a stone wall. You know, it's
surprising how straight you can think with a crooked mind.
Oh man, yeah, Now before we go into the lawyer's
(15:19):
office here, remember that I was a great psychiatrist. Man.
Remember everything we've done. Rehearse now I know. Okay, King Bridge,
let's go in.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh come in, mister Brown, how you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Doing, Miss Phillips, And permit me to introduce doctor Sigmund
von Stevens, the big psychiatrist and brain sturgeon. How you
do excuse of rubber gloves. I've been up all night
operating and just what is the reason for your visit?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Doctor?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, missus Brown here it happens to be a patient
of mine and he informs me to under the terms
of some will or something of who's I don't understand
much about them things, you know? Uh, Well, anyway, you
say he got to go to college.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
That's quite correct. What about it?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, it's my professional opinion as a gnuine doctor that
the Brown you're supposed to go to college? And do
you any thinking his brain is going popul like a
fires in balloon? Eyes in bad shape? Well, doctor von Stevens,
what do you base this diagnosis on? Well, on the
fact that he is suffering from an acute undevelopment of
the brain. I made a discovery when I disamined him
(16:18):
this morning.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
What kind of an examination?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Well, I stood him up and I looked through his
lef here and I all I could see was some
blue and white stripes. Good heaven, what was that the
wall paper on the other side of the room. Do
you mean to tell me that there is an open
passage from one of his ears to the other I'll
say that, Oh yeah, on windy days, my head whistles
(16:42):
like a pickleholes.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Wow, this is the strangest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Doctor, What are you going to do about it? The
only thing I can do is to put a little
screen and east here to keep the flies the temporary
the most ridiculous tory I've ever heard. Yeah, well, I
admit mister Brown's kiss this is an unusual but there
it is a perfectly logical explanation for it. You see
in the average man uh passage between the ears, it's
filled up with a normal size briing. Missus Brown here,
(17:10):
on the other hand, as an undeveloped bring.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, ain't no figure the ping pong ball.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And you mean to say that going to college would
be a harmful Well, I can only give you my
psychopathic opinion, that's all I Yeah. No example, Just take
a man that ain't exercise all his lafe. He can't
start all of a sudden without hurting himself, saying thing
with missus Brown's bring. If after not using it all
these years, he started doing some heavy thinking, Now he
gonna end up with a cerebral Charlie horse, That's what
(17:37):
it got rebro Charlie Hart. Yeah, that was hard to
cure too. The only thing that will help him is
injecting Sloan's lin him and into him him. Yeah you see, Uh,
this would be a detrimental to the beneficiar and dafhoard.
The terms ort to be set aside in this will,
and you ought to give him the two thousand dollars
(17:58):
down a lump some cash on, I'll give the man
the money, will you.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Yeah, let me have a knowledge of phips and we
get on out of here. Yeah, now, just a minute.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't know why I've listened to you this long.
This is the most ridiculous, trumped up story I ever
heard in my life. Now listen, Brown, The terms of
your aunts will state that the two thousand dollars must
be used by you for a college education as soon
as you enroll into college.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
The love some will be paid to you and not before.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But mister Lloydan, as far as your concern, Stevens, you
certainly have your nerve trying to pull a cheap trick
like this. Now just a miniature. Is you trying to
say that I have been lying, that I made up
this story about being a psychiatrist. Is you implying did
I have a swingling a cheat?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Well, now that you asked me, you bot asked me.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
God not the week going.
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Speaker 1 (19:46):
And now back to Amos and Andy. Oh, I'll tell
you kingswish we might as well give up on this thing.
There ain't no way to break the will or nothing. Yeah,
we really didn't hit a snag, all right. Yeah, we'll
(20:07):
find the part of gold at the end of the rain,
but we can't get the lit off the part. I
ain't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm going on home.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
I've regretted with the whole business. I'll see a lady king.
Bis say, here comes Shorty the barber. Well, so long
and hello short and hello Shorty, so long, Kings, I'm.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
So on kenswish, I mean hello, Klins, Hello and goodbye Kings,
I mean so hello. I'm to make up your minds where.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Jody? Now wait and now we're all alone here so
you can put your brain in neutral.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Yeah, he'll say, King's fish my by guys down he
looked so down in the dumbs. I yet got here
held of two thousand dollars from because how summer's am Yeah. Well, uh,
there's plenty of trouble there, short hundred of times of
the will.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
There ain't no chance of getting the money. Just think
something that was ripped thirty years ago is giving us
all this trouble today, Yeah, thirty years ago.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, here, it's too bad that wasn't another new
will written later?
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well just uh, there wasn't. No, no, wait a minute, lady,
new will. No. I just thinking here, if I was
to write a new will with different terms in it,
that would illuminate the old one winning. Yeah, yeah, got
that that good idea. Yeah, I won't tell any that,
(21:21):
I really I'll just say that I discovered the thing
and you'll never know the difference. Then I can have
him take it up to his lawyer and get the
money without having to go to college. Oh so that
that was the terms of the will.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You know something?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Terms I have to have to I got out of
high school. I got an offer to go to a
big medical college. Medical college, uh or just what you're
going to be here? Short? Well, they wanted me to
be a big sager.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
They want they want they want me special lives here.
And because they wanted me to be a general practice
and they wanted me for he wanted me for i'm
a I exhibited that.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well then I gotta see you right away there?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
What's up? Game?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Based All along, I have had a sneaker suspicion that
you ann had another wheel. So this morning I went
downtown to the Federal Bureau of Wills, and you enough,
I found another wheel that your hand ndo, no pooling
gang bass you on the level about this, go guys.
And there here's the wheel right here, Yes, the latest will.
Yeah it was written later than the other one, you see.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Yeah, this must be a later will. All right. The
ink on it ain't even dry.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Uh, this is an official will.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh certain? And there look what's god right there on
the corner there there's the official steel of the Sovereign
State of Georgia. Two bowld weels on the background of
a peach fit.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Well it must be official. Alright, yeah, well let.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Me see here, let me read you the thing. Let
me get on the spect one of the pines and
cracked the right one yere, both of them. Yeah, I
looked like a hair on the people there. Look at this.
Uh now let me see uh stay here, uh this
was rich and the just this was rich here by
by your aunties. Yeah, shake as she was here. Yeah,
well there was the story. Understand, stay here are no
(23:16):
old men by these peasants that this is my last
will and testimony, and I really means it this time that.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
He sounds all right so far sea.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Well she's going to see here. I here has to
referred to as old Mary Brown here by a sea,
that if there's any other will found before this one,
it is to be undisregarded as my mind was not
the sound and den at that time, and it sounds
now that's what I wonder why her mind was so
(23:48):
unsounded when she reached that first will. Well, then there
she explained it right here in the next priade you
read to say here when I made my first will,
I had just got hit on the head with the rock. However,
the hole is done filled up now and I off
as a butufe.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
I don't never remember her getting.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Hit on the head with no rock. Well, probably didn't
want to worry.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And you know how you had.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yere? Is she going to see here? I wanted to
leave my love and nephew handwigs Brown the sum of
two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Please see that this is.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
In cash and has no strings at text. Can't she
closes the world here by saying please excuse the handwrit
and as high sinking fast signed your late an Mary.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
That really put a new angle on the thing. What
do we do now?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well we call her mister Phillips. The lawyer. And wait
a minute, I get him on the phone. Yeah, and
I'll tell him. You see, that's why you got to
tell these men. You're just telling him that you found
the new will and that you're gonna bring it down
to him and collect the money. Does it?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Hello, mus Phillips. I called him for missa Brown. He
just don't found a new will of his aunt. Look.
I recognize your voice, Stevens, and this sounds like another
one of your phony schemes.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
I guarantee you.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
If you can come here with any fake will, I'll
have a law. Goodbye, No, I said goodbye.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
What'd he say?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He said for you to come down with it right away.
That's what it gets, right right, King Fish. And then
when they give me the two thousand, by me and
you can split a cord in our agreement, said, well,
an me just one thing before you take it over.
I've been thinking it would be a little selfish on
my part to take a thousand dollars of your money.
I tell you what they're going to do, and I'll
tear up. There's agreement right now if you will give
(25:27):
me a hundred dollars cash, well, King Fish, that is swell.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Are you. Only thing is I just got seventy five
dollars on me.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
But that's what I say. I'll do a seventy five dollars.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
All right, here is King King, Okay, okay, here to say.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I take the seventy five and I stand up. Just
agreement right here, Dad, They look at Oh boy, when
I take this will down to the lawyer, I'm gonna
be took care for the rest of my days. Yeah, well,
at least for about sixty man away, Yeah, honey, yeah,
(26:02):
you is seventy five dollars. Cool cash. I made it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Oh John, that's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Why did you get it?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, never mind, honey, I got it. And that's the
important thing. And you really got to believe it when
I tell you you is got a smart husband, Honey,
I tool bet I'll get that. Honey. Hello, that king. Hello.
Then how'd you make a goud yesterday down at the
lawyer's office. Well, I went down there and I man not,
don't blame me if you was on the dumb side it,
(26:29):
And I don't know it's smarter you Again, I was
thinking of seventy five dollars you give me was better
than a thousand dollars. I was never going to see
what are.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
You talking about, kingfish? Just take a look at this role.
Yeah two thousand smacker roots.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And where you get that money from?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I got in college, all right, look here, I even't
got my freshman beanie. Alright, Hey, wait a minute, Where
a minute? What deminition stand for on that cap you
got on your head there, ladc They stand for.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
The Lenox Avenue barber College.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh wait a minute. You know, amas, the smart people
and business ain't the ones that is just on the ball.
They are the ones that start the ball rolling. Yeah.
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