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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Say, Amos, this seems like Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, well it is Sunday, you see Andy we is
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
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Speaker 4 (00:10):
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AMers and Andy Show.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Tonight, we're going to run back to calendar twenty two years,
to the year nineteen twenty six, when George King Fish
Stephens was an ambitious young man courting his girls, Sapphire Smith.
We find them with their heads close together, sitting at
their favorite soda fountain.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
George, it certainly is nice to be sitting here having
sodas together.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yes, I've enjoyed it a lot too.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Darlin, and the next time it's going to be my treat. Honey, dear,
getting back to the near future, is you ask your
mom and papa about us getting married?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Well, yes, George, And to be frank, would you your
financial situation worrisome?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, now listen, stuffire. If your folks's.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Word about my income, believe me, theirs weren't over nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, I got along all race so far, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And when he is married, just borrow twice as much,
that's all, honey.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well, Johne, you know what it costs money to support
a wife these days. I know you won't believe it,
but steak isn't gone up to twenty eight cents a.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Pound, holdish smooth twenty eight cents a pound.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well, I know one thing. Twicces can't go in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, we just got to keep cool with coolige here,
that's all.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
But George, twenty is you gonna get a job?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, you see sofi my darling, it's u gonna take
a little time, A little time, oh yeah, a little
time to find out what I.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Was best fitted for you. And so they were married.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And now twenty two years later we look in on
the Kingfish and his wife.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Against so fire, nagging to me about getting a job.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't cool.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You cool, take a little time to find out what
I see this for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
You've been saying that for twenty two years, but you
ain't never done nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, well, you know, picking the right business ain't e's there?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
After all.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't want to get to be a big success
in something only to find out leader that I ain't
fitted for you.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Well, it's not time that you fitted yourself for some job.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Honey.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Look here, I have just handicapped. That's why I can't
get a job. I just ain't got the education.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Education. If I had education, I could go to work.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now, don't tell me that you're dumb, George Stevens.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I can prove it to you. I married you to nothing.
But that's the story, Henda. I just told himself I
couldn't get a job and make money cause it didn't
have no education. But you know that's the Coinsudence.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Andy was talking about fitting hisself for some kind of
work by taking the course at some kind of school,
possibly a correspondent school or something big state universtal. I
think that he's trying to find the right school, the.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Right school, and Andy wants a correspondence for say, maybe
I could dig up a school for him. Henry, I
think I'm gonna be able to take my wife home
some money.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yes, well you're all set, Kingfish. I got to go
home too.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know my wife and me had a little tiff today.
Oh what's the murder?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, my wife wanted me to take the laundry to
one of these self surface automatic places. Can you imagine
a wife asked my husband to do an embarrassing thing
like that. I put my foot down. I positively refuse.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And you didn't take your washing down there?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I should say not, I'd done it at home.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, I got him begin to think that I as
an agent for a high clears course bonding school.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Uh, let me wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Here you come now, I'll get on the phone, Hi,
King High, say what's that sign over your door to
say worldwide a one coursepondent school.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Be with you in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
And I got to make a report and call the
president Eyes and Howard, Columbu University. Wait a minute, hello operator,
give me all mamta three six four to two.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You go on, Eisenhower. Uh yeah, wait a minute, hello
Columbia I like to speak to generalizing. Oh this you General.
They got you on the switchboard today.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Huh uh, General is George Stevens and Worldwide.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh it's fine. Thanks. What's new with you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You got a third biography coming out? Hunh Your butler
wrote this one? Hun? General yes called to say hello natural.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
All of us at Worldwide Correspondent takes interest in our
former students like you. What's that? Oh? I wouldn't feel
too bad about not going for that other deal.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
At least you wound up being president or something. Okay, Well,
so long or as we say, up at your yells
bar bar and a happy whipping poof to you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Excuse me for heaves dripping on your conversation. But I
never know that General Eisenhower went to cors Bona school.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh, he was one of our best students and there
he went to our school for a curriculum and a half.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, you know, King Fish, I might be addressed and
going to this school.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Do you think I could get in? Well, Cools, you'd
have to take the required entrance exam and is that
very tough? King said, Well, now that depends.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Is you ever had your IQ took? No?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But somebody got my watch down to the pool hall last.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Week and IQ. That's to see how smart is? Tell
me this? When you went to grade school? How far
did you go?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
About three miles? I took a short cut.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
To a college.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh no, And I mean, uh, look, how long did
you go to school?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh? Oh, well, I have members. I spent two terms
in the second grade.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Two terms. Yeah, Wilson's and Coolidges. That's what I wanted
to know. Now, and I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'll give you a IQ or what we call entrance
exam for the corresponding school.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
All right, question number one? Here we go. You ready? Yeah?
What is your name? Andy Brown? Correct? A second question? Uh?
What is your address? Uh? No, cheating?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Now come on Censul's boarding House, one hundred and thirty
fourth Street.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Right again, say you? I Q was high and I
thought it was. Uh. Now, the next question, and it
is about history.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Who was the man that chopped down the cherry tree?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Never told a lie?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Was the first president of the country. And they had
the city of Washington, d C.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Named FID. That's a tough one. Let me concentrate on that. Yeah,
I'll give you a little hint. Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Georgie you crossed the Delaware.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh, Georgie, are esteem too? I got it? I got it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Nelson Eddick, Uh, well.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Look at you didn't do so good on that last one,
but that stumped a lot of the best ones. Uh
wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Uh, you got an average of eighty five. You was
ready to matriculate into our worldwide e one corresponding school.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well that's good. Listen. Uh what courses as you got,
Kate fig Well let's take.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
A look at the menu here we got uh uh,
we got drafting, electrical engineering.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, tell me this.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
They got good teachers for them.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Thinks right, the electrical engineering courses being written.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
By Thomas Edison himself.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well how about the course on draft.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
General Hershey for that? Or we got good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, I'll tell you I kind of like that electrical
engineering course.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, electrical engineering is a good one in there, and
you ought to do already. If you'll just keep your
head up against the grindstone right up to midnight over
and burn the candle bull fens and all that though,
you might even end up with honors granulate from the
electrical course. Uh, Master cum louder, And we have reduced
the price to fifty dollars in care.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, okay, King Fish, Yeah, here's the fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Why do I get my first lesson? The first lesson?
I'll air mailer three tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, let's work together, now, me and you and the
worldwide school. Right, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait
a minute.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's three of us. That's unlucky. No, no, and they're
three in unlucky. Don't you remember that old story.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
There were three children in the land, right, ah, me Shack, the.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Three chiln on the land of Israel. Shack rack Shack
commanded the tun to the last of bad un shot
rack make Shack commanded.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then the goods was the king of bad and
unshot back Shack command tuk a heap of gold.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Any bade him?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And I don't shot rack Shackle.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Old everybody when you head music of the corner, Oh yeah,
I told everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
When you hear the music of the good, Lord said
you got to bound down and worship the actual shut
chapter bed. But the children of visible Wood not bowed down.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Shad.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You couldn't pull him with a gold and idols shout.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Rack Bake shot the king. But the and in the
fiery furnace. Shout, shad, heaped.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
On cold and red hot brim storm shot.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You made it seven.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Times hotter than in order to be shot.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You're going to burn up the soldiers the king and
get put it there.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Shutre me shack commanding, shut.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Me zackman.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, well, then the lord called the king broke and
he gave them a couple of winds.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But it came forth down into the middle of the furnace,
beginning to cool the flames. Them jumping sold my bed.
They went sucking right through the fire.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Does that and talking about the power of the gospel.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Shot rack, shack, comple.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What shack right me sack, command el net The connat said,
here now.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
He saw him powered and Lord and time in the
lander sat me shaking the niggle.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Me zachable sad.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
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Speaker 3 (12:13):
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Speaker 1 (12:42):
Listen, names When I find that kingfish, I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Have a showdown with him. Yeah, well tell me this, Andy,
What is the matter? What did you matter? But I
ain't never seed you like this.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But I'll tell you A week ago I joined the
Correspondent School and I ain't got my first lesson yet.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You joined the Correspondent School. You mean it's taking the
course there? Hunh, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You know anything about the.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
School, well a little. The only thing is they ain't
got no electricity in their place. They're using candles, burning
oil and everything else.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, well, I I uh don't get that. Well, I'll
still do all right there, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Kingfish told me ill I will to trickle out of
the thing, mas to come.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Loud mouth tell me this. And then what is the
kingfish got to do with all this?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, I give him fifty dollars for the course he's
selling them for the worldwide school.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And you say you ain't got no lessons yet?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Hunh No, Yeah, look like the meat that Maybe that
Kingfish is pulling the fast one on you again, son.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Say, I wonder if he has done pull something on me?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Hey, well, what can you do?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'll find out. I'll call up Thomas Edison.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Hright shortly as you see that, And there he was
in here, in here about thirty minutes.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
He he coming to get the half on the sands
by just to see it.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
That I ain't seen him. I were glad to hear that.
But theymas told me that, and he was mad with
you for jibbing in with that Corspining school. Yeah, well
I saw in there causing charge him fifty dollars. The intuition,
well he even if he cheated him, it was certain
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me cheap enough. Or school is a wonderful thing, shorty.
You know Kings.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
Speaking of school, I had a day with a beautiful
college girl last made. She invited me up to her
house to play checkers.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Play checkers. Huh yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
We we were sitting there with only that little checker
board between us, and at twelve o'clock at midnight, she
looked me in the eyes, smiled and turned out the light.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But I turned it right back on. I got wise
to her. What do you mean you got wise to us?
She was trying to cheat a checkers You know what, shorty, confidential.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I gotta find some way to get from money this
electrical engineering course that I don't promise, and I got
from what they must say.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
And he's pretty mad as he because he ain't got
no lessons here from your school. You better be prepared,
cause see he's.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Looking for it. Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to tell
him something.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Uh what excuse could I have for not sending him
the electrical engineering lessons?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Hey, wait a minute, I got it. I'll tell him
the school is on vacation that order to do it? Say,
speaking of engineer, you know King Fris. When I was
a boy, I was the mechanical with it. Oh yeah,
there was nothing I couldn't do mechanical. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
And my.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
My, my father, he recognized my talents. He so one
Christmas he gave me an erector set the practice on.
Oh yeah, they came in a nice big wooden box.
But my father told me some day I tuned out
to be a great engineer, and I would.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Have been too for the hackmen for one thing?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Uh what was that? Well, the mechanical connections of h
did the equipment didn't? The managements of the different wood
I would I couldn't get the box.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
But well, look who's here? Student Brown? How's everything at
the alma mater? Wait till I lock this door. I
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want to have a talk with you.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wait a minute, what you're locking to do about Kingfish.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm gonna bake, shoo the pieces. I'm gonna punch you
right in the nose. Now, wait a minute. And that
you wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you? You
ain't got glasses? Well I just ordered them today. I'm
getting him the Tomorro. Now wait a minute, no, no, now,
what is bossing you? My my student friend, Kingfish.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I've been sitting home with my pencil on my IQ
all sharppinged up, and I ain't got no lesson.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, well then then naturally, uh, we ain't mailed out
no lessons yet.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
And there's a good reason for it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What you mean, well, and you signed up for the
course here on November the third, right, well, November the
one or the fourth.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The following day was the first day of the Christmas vacation.
I mean that kind of early for Christmas holidays, King Fish. Oh,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And the Christmas holiday starts right after the end of
our first school siesta. Too bad, you didn't join the
school day earlier and you missed all the Carrolls thing
and it was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
The commencement we was the commencement of the ending.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, well, I guess I starts getting the lessons right
after Christmas then, huh oh.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
No, And then they got some more holidays coming up.
There's New Year's, Washington's birthday, and Lincoln's birthday, the January
White sales and National don Up week.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
We can't mail you no lessons with all that stuff
going on.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know, well look here, Kingfish, I was comping on
studying all the year round. I'll come the schools closed
down for so many holidays, well.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
To protect the students and the sciences. Has done discovered
that the brig can own the whole so much knowledge.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
After daddy gets overcrowded? Well, how come to come to
that confusion? Well, by the biggest speriment.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And then they took an X ray picture of Professor
Einstein's head. They wanted to see if too much learning
would hurt the brand.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, how'd the butcher come out?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, I happen to be down the drug store when
the snapshot came back. Uh, the inside, the inside of
his head was really crowded, looked like times square on
New Year's even.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, his eucrainia must have been jammed full of learning.
All right, Oh yeah, it couldn't hold no more.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Uh, the doctor say, if Einstein had to put one
more fact than his brain of his the whole mess
would have slopped over into his antrum.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's yeah, Well, I guess he gotta be pretty careful on.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh yeah, if he learned learns itself any more of
them serious he's gonna have put a crosset on.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
His head to keep it from popping, that's what. But anyway,
and then I guess.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
You understand now why we had such a long vacation
and might not get.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
The less until next April.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
To me, you see, yeah, well, little king Fish, you
know this world wide corresponding school sounds all right, But
I believe I'll change my mind.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
And get out of it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Give me my fifty dollars back that felt the dollars. Oh,
it had been sent to headquarters. Wait a minute, you're
now listen, Kingfish. I'm gonna give you the twelve o'clock
tomorrow to give me that fifty dollars. If you don't,
I'm gonna drag you in the court and sue you.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Drag me in the court, Yes, sir, uh, you're gonna
sue me. And look here, I got a great idea
for you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Why don't you take a school's law course for eighty
dollars and in four years you'll be able to handle
your own kids.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Why don't you do that?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
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Speaker 3 (19:50):
Think of it.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
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Speaker 3 (20:45):
Come in stone Wall. I was over with you office
looking for you.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I didn't go into day king fish out up late
last night that a funny thing happened to me.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Well?
Speaker 10 (20:56):
I was listening to the police cars on a short
way and suddenly I hear him say, be on the
lookout for Joe Benson. See he wanted by the police
five hundred dollars reward for information leading.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
To his rest.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
So I realized that they were talking about a dead
friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, well, uh, what did you do? Stone Wall? I
rushed right to a telephone.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
I call him, I said, Joe, something is happening, and
I your friend meet me at my office at midnight.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh that's true friendship, all right? What happened? I was
waiting there with two policemen that double cross and never
showed up.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh you know, our love will get turned in two
stone Wall. I was in trouble and I gotta do
something fast.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
What is the facts, Kings?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, I done started the corresponding school and I got
handed to sign up for the course of fifty dollars.
Now he saw about the thing, wants his money back.
I don't wanna give it to him, though.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You know me, this is easily. Just tell him the
school went bankrupt and they ain't. Hey, that's right, bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
See, I think I can get him to fall for that. Say, well,
that wasn't a tough kiss for you?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Just doing wrong, No, Kings, you know, speaking of bankruptcy.
Five years ago. I went bankrupt myself. You didn't.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
My creditors dragged me into court to see if there
was anything they could get out on me.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Mm they did huh Yeah. But I proved to that
judge that I didn't have no cash and no assets
of no description. Hm. I proved that I was on
the businessman. I was just stripped clean.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yes, I didn't have a world of possessional.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Boy. When that case was over, our war out, I'm
sure needed a rest. He Well, what in the world
to do is doing them all? I went for a
cruise on my yacht.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh look at that King Finish sleeping with his head
on the desk, cake Fish, wake up, I want to
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I ain't asleep, brother, and just sitting here at my
desk grieving. I just heard some horrible news. And them
what kind of horrible news?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Andy, your ole alma mater, the Worldwide, the one correspondent
school is going bankrupt.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Holy smoke. You mean I lose my money? Yeah, well
you don't lose with fifty dollars. Think of our president
of the school, mister Worldwide. He loses everything, Well, what
is he gonna do about it?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And when he realized that he was bankrupt. He done
just about what you would expect any big man like
that to do. What was that, Well, he was in
his office at the time.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
He went over to the window. He looked down and well, andy,
he dived out. Oh ma, that's awful. Was he killed?
Speaker 7 (23:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And there lucky his office was on the ground, for
he just got a knot on the top of his head.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, I deem hand that I see the president of
this company.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Well, too late, and there the last anybody see him,
Miss Worldwide. He was staggering the water playing for Mexico. Yeah, well,
why did this mister Worldwide run away to Mexico?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Now, I was ashamed to tell you, but he's been
dipping into the assets of the school and when he
got on the plane he was carrying a black bag.
Police is trying to catch him now in financial terms,
and it's the most peculiar situation he's ever happened. What
you mean, Well, the assets is frozen and mister Worldwide is.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Hot that well, look here, what is the chances of
getting him back here and bringing him to justice?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh? Not too good?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
And I just hear that when he got below the border,
you got herself, a smart Mexican lawyer took the thing
to the Supreme manchoo out of court and had a
rid of.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Hipis con corner. Well, it ain't nothing we can do
about it, that's all. Yeah, that's right. That Mexican law
is pretty tricky. Al Right, that's hot too.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Now, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
But the only thing I want to know is how
am I gonna get my fifty dollars out of the well, Frankly,
I don't know, and I just been going over the
ledger here. Now the live villities of the school now.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
To four and twenty five thousand dollars, four hundred and
twenty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
What is the assets?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Well, got to write you on my desk, three pencils
and eras and a pair of application blanks, and tell
you why you should go to Worldwide school.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Listen, Kingfish, enough of this kind of thing. I'm gonna
take this thing to court and sue somebody.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well, not take it in easy here and there, let's
not get too sue.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Here. Tell you what I'll do to satisfied the fifty
dollar debt. I'll give you the school goodwill and all.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh, you're gonna give me the whole school. Uh, well, no,
that's better. I guess that's better than nothing. All right
here and the school is yours. Yeah, take all these assets.
Come on over here, sit in the chair.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
And you now the president of the World Wide A
one Corresponding school.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh boy, yeah, this feels pretty good, all right, I think.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And then four days ago you started here as an ignorant,
stupid scholar.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Now you as president of the whole school. And there
certain years a land of opportunity.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And the boy.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Hondred is your home.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh George, I'm so glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I called you at the lodge hall.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, well I ain't been hanging around there for the
last couple of days. You see, how pretty good deal
this week? Hunter, and I just can't take it easy.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Well, George, I got some good news.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
But you remember I talk about the reason that you
could never get a good job. Well you ain't gonna
have that trouble no more.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
What you mean.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
I made arrangements to take care of your education. Andy
dropped in today and I bought you a coast seventy
five dollars in the Worldwide Correspondent.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And it before we go, there is one thing we
ought to do. Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Well, we got to tell everybody that if they listen
good now announce.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Mister Lake, and if they try Renso with sodium like
he tells them to, they ain't gonna regret it. Folks,
when you go down to your store, be sure and
get renso.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Thank you, amos.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
And remember you needn't say Renso with sodium, because all
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Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very good clue for
those of you who are interested in the CVS Saturday
night programs. Singing again, here's the clue for the Phantom
voice and the big jackpot. He made a fortune in
his time by signing on the dotted line.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Here it again, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
He made a fortune in his time by signing on
the dotted line. Good luck, good night, folks, see you
next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
He showed me with us next Sunday.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
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Speaker 3 (27:59):
All of us. Amazing yes, but doctors have proved it.
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Say, Amos, this seems like Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, well it is Sunday, you see Andy we is
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
That's right. Rinso.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
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AMers and Andy Show.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Tonight, we're going to run back to calendar twenty two years,
to the year nineteen twenty six, when George King Fish
Stephens was an ambitious young man courting his girls, Sapphire Smith.
We find them with their heads close together, sitting at
their favorite soda fountain.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
George, it certainly is nice to be sitting here having
sodas together.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yes, I've enjoyed it a lot too.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Darlin, and the next time it's going to be my treat. Honey, dear,
getting back to the near future, is you ask your
mom and papa about us getting married?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Well, yes, George, And to be frank, would you your
financial situation worrisome?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, now listen, stuffire. If your folks's.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Word about my income, believe me, theirs weren't over nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, I got along all race so far, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And when he is married, just borrow twice as much,
that's all, honey.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well, Johne, you know what it costs money to support
a wife these days. I know you won't believe it,
but steak isn't gone up to twenty eight cents a.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Pound, holdish smooth twenty eight cents a pound.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well, I know one thing. Twicces can't go in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, we just got to keep cool with coolige here,
that's all.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
But George, twenty is you gonna get a job?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, you see sofi my darling, it's u gonna take
a little time, A little time, oh yeah, a little
time to find out what I.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Was best fitted for you. And so they were married.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And now twenty two years later we look in on
the Kingfish and his wife.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Against so fire, nagging to me about getting a job.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't cool.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You cool, take a little time to find out what
I see this for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
You've been saying that for twenty two years, but you
ain't never done nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, well, you know, picking the right business ain't e's there?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
After all.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't want to get to be a big success
in something only to find out leader that I ain't
fitted for you.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Well, it's not time that you fitted yourself for some job.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Honey.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Look here, I have just handicapped. That's why I can't
get a job. I just ain't got the education.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Education. If I had education, I could go to work.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now, don't tell me that you're dumb, George Stevens.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I can prove it to you. I married you to nothing.
But that's the story, Henda. I just told himself I
couldn't get a job and make money cause it didn't
have no education. But you know that's the Coinsudence.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Andy was talking about fitting hisself for some kind of
work by taking the course at some kind of school,
possibly a correspondent school or something big state universtal. I
think that he's trying to find the right school, the.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Right school, and Andy wants a correspondence for say, maybe
I could dig up a school for him. Henry, I
think I'm gonna be able to take my wife home
some money.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yes, well you're all set, Kingfish. I got to go
home too.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know my wife and me had a little tiff today.
Oh what's the murder?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, my wife wanted me to take the laundry to
one of these self surface automatic places. Can you imagine
a wife asked my husband to do an embarrassing thing
like that. I put my foot down. I positively refuse.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And you didn't take your washing down there?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I should say not, I'd done it at home.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, I got him begin to think that I as
an agent for a high clears course bonding school.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Uh, let me wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Here you come now, I'll get on the phone, Hi,
King High, say what's that sign over your door to
say worldwide a one coursepondent school.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Be with you in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
And I got to make a report and call the
president Eyes and Howard, Columbu University. Wait a minute, hello operator,
give me all mamta three six four to two.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You go on, Eisenhower. Uh yeah, wait a minute, hello
Columbia I like to speak to generalizing. Oh this you General.
They got you on the switchboard today.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Huh uh, General is George Stevens and Worldwide.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh it's fine. Thanks. What's new with you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You got a third biography coming out? Hunh Your butler
wrote this one? Hun? General yes called to say hello natural.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
All of us at Worldwide Correspondent takes interest in our
former students like you. What's that? Oh? I wouldn't feel
too bad about not going for that other deal.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
At least you wound up being president or something. Okay, Well,
so long or as we say, up at your yells
bar bar and a happy whipping poof to you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Excuse me for heaves dripping on your conversation. But I
never know that General Eisenhower went to cors Bona school.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh, he was one of our best students and there
he went to our school for a curriculum and a half.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, you know, King Fish, I might be addressed and
going to this school.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Do you think I could get in? Well, Cools, you'd
have to take the required entrance exam and is that
very tough? King said, Well, now that depends.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Is you ever had your IQ took? No?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But somebody got my watch down to the pool hall last.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Week and IQ. That's to see how smart is? Tell
me this? When you went to grade school? How far
did you go?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
About three miles? I took a short cut.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
To a college.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh no, And I mean, uh, look, how long did
you go to school?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh? Oh, well, I have members. I spent two terms
in the second grade.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Two terms. Yeah, Wilson's and Coolidges. That's what I wanted
to know. Now, and I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'll give you a IQ or what we call entrance
exam for the corresponding school.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
All right, question number one? Here we go. You ready? Yeah?
What is your name? Andy Brown? Correct? A second question? Uh?
What is your address? Uh? No, cheating?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Now come on Censul's boarding House, one hundred and thirty
fourth Street.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Right again, say you? I Q was high and I
thought it was. Uh. Now, the next question, and it
is about history.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Who was the man that chopped down the cherry tree?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Never told a lie?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Was the first president of the country. And they had
the city of Washington, d C.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Named FID. That's a tough one. Let me concentrate on that. Yeah,
I'll give you a little hint. Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Georgie you crossed the Delaware.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh, Georgie, are esteem too? I got it? I got it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Nelson Eddick, Uh, well.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Look at you didn't do so good on that last one,
but that stumped a lot of the best ones. Uh
wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Uh, you got an average of eighty five. You was
ready to matriculate into our worldwide e one corresponding school.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well that's good. Listen. Uh what courses as you got,
Kate fig Well let's take.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
A look at the menu here we got uh uh,
we got drafting, electrical engineering.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, tell me this.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
They got good teachers for them.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Thinks right, the electrical engineering courses being written.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
By Thomas Edison himself.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well how about the course on draft.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
General Hershey for that? Or we got good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, I'll tell you I kind of like that electrical
engineering course.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, electrical engineering is a good one in there, and
you ought to do already. If you'll just keep your
head up against the grindstone right up to midnight over
and burn the candle bull fens and all that though,
you might even end up with honors granulate from the
electrical course. Uh, Master cum louder, And we have reduced
the price to fifty dollars in care.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, okay, King Fish, Yeah, here's the fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Why do I get my first lesson? The first lesson?
I'll air mailer three tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, let's work together, now, me and you and the
worldwide school. Right, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait
a minute.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's three of us. That's unlucky. No, no, and they're
three in unlucky. Don't you remember that old story.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
There were three children in the land, right, ah, me Shack, the.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Three chiln on the land of Israel. Shack rack Shack
commanded the tun to the last of bad un shot
rack make Shack commanded.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then the goods was the king of bad and
unshot back Shack command tuk a heap of gold.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Any bade him?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And I don't shot rack Shackle.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Old everybody when you head music of the corner, Oh yeah,
I told everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
When you hear the music of the good, Lord said
you got to bound down and worship the actual shut
chapter bed. But the children of visible Wood not bowed down.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Shad.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You couldn't pull him with a gold and idols shout.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Rack Bake shot the king. But the and in the
fiery furnace. Shout, shad, heaped.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
On cold and red hot brim storm shot.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You made it seven.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Times hotter than in order to be shot.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You're going to burn up the soldiers the king and
get put it there.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Shutre me shack commanding, shut.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Me zackman.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, well, then the lord called the king broke and
he gave them a couple of winds.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But it came forth down into the middle of the furnace,
beginning to cool the flames. Them jumping sold my bed.
They went sucking right through the fire.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Does that and talking about the power of the gospel.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Shot rack, shack, comple.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What shack right me sack, command el net The connat said,
here now.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
He saw him powered and Lord and time in the
lander sat me shaking the niggle.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Me zachable sad.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
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I've been sitting here waiting until it's time for me
(11:27):
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What happens in a rinsol wash is almost unbelievable. White
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Speaker 3 (12:13):
It can do this.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
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Only new Renso contains solium.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Listen, names When I find that kingfish, I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Have a showdown with him. Yeah, well tell me this, Andy,
What is the matter? What did you matter? But I
ain't never seed you like this.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But I'll tell you A week ago I joined the
Correspondent School and I ain't got my first lesson yet.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You joined the Correspondent School. You mean it's taking the
course there? Hunh, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You know anything about the.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
School, well a little. The only thing is they ain't
got no electricity in their place. They're using candles, burning
oil and everything else.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, well, I I uh don't get that. Well, I'll
still do all right there, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Kingfish told me ill I will to trickle out of
the thing, mas to come.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Loud mouth tell me this. And then what is the
kingfish got to do with all this?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, I give him fifty dollars for the course he's
selling them for the worldwide school.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And you say you ain't got no lessons yet?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Hunh No, Yeah, look like the meat that Maybe that
Kingfish is pulling the fast one on you again, son.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Say, I wonder if he has done pull something on me?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Hey, well, what can you do?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'll find out. I'll call up Thomas Edison.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Hright shortly as you see that, And there he was
in here, in here about thirty minutes.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
He he coming to get the half on the sands
by just to see it.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
That I ain't seen him. I were glad to hear that.
But theymas told me that, and he was mad with
you for jibbing in with that Corspining school. Yeah, well
I saw in there causing charge him fifty dollars. The intuition,
well he even if he cheated him, it was certain
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me cheap enough. Or school is a wonderful thing, shorty.
You know Kings.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
Speaking of school, I had a day with a beautiful
college girl last made. She invited me up to her
house to play checkers.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Play checkers. Huh yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
We we were sitting there with only that little checker
board between us, and at twelve o'clock at midnight, she
looked me in the eyes, smiled and turned out the light.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But I turned it right back on. I got wise
to her. What do you mean you got wise to us?
She was trying to cheat a checkers You know what, shorty, confidential.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I gotta find some way to get from money this
electrical engineering course that I don't promise, and I got
from what they must say.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
And he's pretty mad as he because he ain't got
no lessons here from your school. You better be prepared,
cause see he's.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Looking for it. Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to tell
him something.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Uh what excuse could I have for not sending him
the electrical engineering lessons?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Hey, wait a minute, I got it. I'll tell him
the school is on vacation that order to do it? Say,
speaking of engineer, you know King Fris. When I was
a boy, I was the mechanical with it. Oh yeah,
there was nothing I couldn't do mechanical. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
And my.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
My, my father, he recognized my talents. He so one
Christmas he gave me an erector set the practice on.
Oh yeah, they came in a nice big wooden box.
But my father told me some day I tuned out
to be a great engineer, and I would.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Have been too for the hackmen for one thing?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Uh what was that? Well, the mechanical connections of h
did the equipment didn't? The managements of the different wood
I would I couldn't get the box.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
But well, look who's here? Student Brown? How's everything at
the alma mater? Wait till I lock this door. I
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want to have a talk with you.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wait a minute, what you're locking to do about Kingfish.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm gonna bake, shoo the pieces. I'm gonna punch you
right in the nose. Now, wait a minute. And that
you wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you? You
ain't got glasses? Well I just ordered them today. I'm
getting him the Tomorro. Now wait a minute, no, no, now,
what is bossing you? My my student friend, Kingfish.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I've been sitting home with my pencil on my IQ
all sharppinged up, and I ain't got no lesson.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, well then then naturally, uh, we ain't mailed out
no lessons yet.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
And there's a good reason for it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What you mean, well, and you signed up for the
course here on November the third, right, well, November the
one or the fourth.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The following day was the first day of the Christmas vacation.
I mean that kind of early for Christmas holidays, King Fish. Oh,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And the Christmas holiday starts right after the end of
our first school siesta. Too bad, you didn't join the
school day earlier and you missed all the Carrolls thing
and it was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
The commencement we was the commencement of the ending.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, well, I guess I starts getting the lessons right
after Christmas then, huh oh.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
No, And then they got some more holidays coming up.
There's New Year's, Washington's birthday, and Lincoln's birthday, the January
White sales and National don Up week.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
We can't mail you no lessons with all that stuff
going on.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know, well look here, Kingfish, I was comping on
studying all the year round. I'll come the schools closed
down for so many holidays, well.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
To protect the students and the sciences. Has done discovered
that the brig can own the whole so much knowledge.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
After daddy gets overcrowded? Well, how come to come to
that confusion? Well, by the biggest speriment.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And then they took an X ray picture of Professor
Einstein's head. They wanted to see if too much learning
would hurt the brand.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, how'd the butcher come out?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, I happen to be down the drug store when
the snapshot came back. Uh, the inside, the inside of
his head was really crowded, looked like times square on
New Year's even.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, his eucrainia must have been jammed full of learning.
All right, Oh yeah, it couldn't hold no more.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Uh, the doctor say, if Einstein had to put one
more fact than his brain of his the whole mess
would have slopped over into his antrum.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's yeah, Well, I guess he gotta be pretty careful on.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh yeah, if he learned learns itself any more of
them serious he's gonna have put a crosset on.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
His head to keep it from popping, that's what. But anyway,
and then I guess.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
You understand now why we had such a long vacation
and might not get.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
The less until next April.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
To me, you see, yeah, well, little king Fish, you
know this world wide corresponding school sounds all right, But
I believe I'll change my mind.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
And get out of it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Give me my fifty dollars back that felt the dollars. Oh,
it had been sent to headquarters. Wait a minute, you're
now listen, Kingfish. I'm gonna give you the twelve o'clock
tomorrow to give me that fifty dollars. If you don't,
I'm gonna drag you in the court and sue you.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Drag me in the court, Yes, sir, uh, you're gonna
sue me. And look here, I got a great idea
for you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Why don't you take a school's law course for eighty
dollars and in four years you'll be able to handle
your own kids.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Why don't you do that?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
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Speaker 3 (19:50):
Think of it.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
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Speaker 3 (20:45):
Come in stone Wall. I was over with you office
looking for you.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I didn't go into day king fish out up late
last night that a funny thing happened to me.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Well?
Speaker 10 (20:56):
I was listening to the police cars on a short
way and suddenly I hear him say, be on the
lookout for Joe Benson. See he wanted by the police
five hundred dollars reward for information leading.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
To his rest.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
So I realized that they were talking about a dead
friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, well, uh, what did you do? Stone Wall? I
rushed right to a telephone.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
I call him, I said, Joe, something is happening, and
I your friend meet me at my office at midnight.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh that's true friendship, all right? What happened? I was
waiting there with two policemen that double cross and never
showed up.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh you know, our love will get turned in two
stone Wall. I was in trouble and I gotta do
something fast.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
What is the facts, Kings?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, I done started the corresponding school and I got
handed to sign up for the course of fifty dollars.
Now he saw about the thing, wants his money back.
I don't wanna give it to him, though.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You know me, this is easily. Just tell him the
school went bankrupt and they ain't. Hey, that's right, bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
See, I think I can get him to fall for that. Say, well,
that wasn't a tough kiss for you?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Just doing wrong, No, Kings, you know, speaking of bankruptcy.
Five years ago. I went bankrupt myself. You didn't.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
My creditors dragged me into court to see if there
was anything they could get out on me.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Mm they did huh Yeah. But I proved to that
judge that I didn't have no cash and no assets
of no description. Hm. I proved that I was on
the businessman. I was just stripped clean.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yes, I didn't have a world of possessional.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Boy. When that case was over, our war out, I'm
sure needed a rest. He Well, what in the world
to do is doing them all? I went for a
cruise on my yacht.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh look at that King Finish sleeping with his head
on the desk, cake Fish, wake up, I want to
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I ain't asleep, brother, and just sitting here at my
desk grieving. I just heard some horrible news. And them
what kind of horrible news?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Andy, your ole alma mater, the Worldwide, the one correspondent
school is going bankrupt.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Holy smoke. You mean I lose my money? Yeah, well
you don't lose with fifty dollars. Think of our president
of the school, mister Worldwide. He loses everything, Well, what
is he gonna do about it?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And when he realized that he was bankrupt. He done
just about what you would expect any big man like
that to do. What was that, Well, he was in
his office at the time.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
He went over to the window. He looked down and well, andy,
he dived out. Oh ma, that's awful. Was he killed?
Speaker 7 (23:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And there lucky his office was on the ground, for
he just got a knot on the top of his head.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, I deem hand that I see the president of
this company.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Well, too late, and there the last anybody see him,
Miss Worldwide. He was staggering the water playing for Mexico. Yeah, well,
why did this mister Worldwide run away to Mexico?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Now, I was ashamed to tell you, but he's been
dipping into the assets of the school and when he
got on the plane he was carrying a black bag.
Police is trying to catch him now in financial terms,
and it's the most peculiar situation he's ever happened. What
you mean, Well, the assets is frozen and mister Worldwide is.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Hot that well, look here, what is the chances of
getting him back here and bringing him to justice?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh? Not too good?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
And I just hear that when he got below the border,
you got herself, a smart Mexican lawyer took the thing
to the Supreme manchoo out of court and had a
rid of.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Hipis con corner. Well, it ain't nothing we can do
about it, that's all. Yeah, that's right. That Mexican law
is pretty tricky. Al Right, that's hot too.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Now, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
But the only thing I want to know is how
am I gonna get my fifty dollars out of the well, Frankly,
I don't know, and I just been going over the
ledger here. Now the live villities of the school now.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
To four and twenty five thousand dollars, four hundred and
twenty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
What is the assets?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Well, got to write you on my desk, three pencils
and eras and a pair of application blanks, and tell
you why you should go to Worldwide school.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Listen, Kingfish, enough of this kind of thing. I'm gonna
take this thing to court and sue somebody.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well, not take it in easy here and there, let's
not get too sue.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Here. Tell you what I'll do to satisfied the fifty
dollar debt. I'll give you the school goodwill and all.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh, you're gonna give me the whole school. Uh, well, no,
that's better. I guess that's better than nothing. All right
here and the school is yours. Yeah, take all these assets.
Come on over here, sit in the chair.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
And you now the president of the World Wide A
one Corresponding school.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh boy, yeah, this feels pretty good, all right, I think.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And then four days ago you started here as an ignorant,
stupid scholar.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Now you as president of the whole school. And there
certain years a land of opportunity.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And the boy.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Hondred is your home.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh George, I'm so glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I called you at the lodge hall.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, well I ain't been hanging around there for the
last couple of days. You see, how pretty good deal
this week? Hunter, and I just can't take it easy.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Well, George, I got some good news.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
But you remember I talk about the reason that you
could never get a good job. Well you ain't gonna
have that trouble no more.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
What you mean.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
I made arrangements to take care of your education. Andy
dropped in today and I bought you a coast seventy
five dollars in the Worldwide Correspondent.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And it before we go, there is one thing we
ought to do. Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Well, we got to tell everybody that if they listen
good now announce.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Mister Lake, and if they try Renso with sodium like
he tells them to, they ain't gonna regret it. Folks,
when you go down to your store, be sure and
get renso.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Thank you, amos.
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Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very good clue for
those of you who are interested in the CVS Saturday
night programs. Singing again, here's the clue for the Phantom
voice and the big jackpot. He made a fortune in
his time by signing on the dotted line.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Here it again, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
He made a fortune in his time by signing on
the dotted line. Good luck, good night, folks, see you
next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
He showed me with us next Sunday.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
At the same time, when Leber Brothers Comany, the Maker's
a Few Rinso with Soliam will again present The Amos
and Andy Show. Until then, good night to all of
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All of us. Amazing yes, but doctors have proved it.
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