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Speaker 1 (00:06):
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No questions asked. Well, yesterday the Kingfisher's brother in law, Leroy,
(01:40):
arrived from South America. Right now it's dinner time and
the Kingfish Sapphire, her mother, and Leroy are gathered around
the table for a little welcome home dinner.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Oh Molly, it's so good to have Leroy back, ain't it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It's just like having the lamb returned to the fold?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, don't I more like having our couldn't fly it
back to the roots.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The way he's eating there, I said, the vulture was
back on the perch.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Hu, let's not have no fights.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Tell us about South America, Leroy.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, well, uh, the part I was in was delightful.
But of course in the Jungles there's some rather fierce tribe.
Oh they say you can get a shrunken head for
fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well, from the looks of that penhead of yours, you
must have got a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Job, very funny. Look who's talking about heads?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
While with that bar head of yours and the.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Jug is you look like an ostrojag land between two
told stoods.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Please please please, folks, all this fighting is running my digestion.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Lee Roy yes, sister dear, I wonder if I could
have another piece of pie before I lose my appetite.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Of course, Lee ro ahead.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I'll get the coffee too, Yeah, and i'll help your daughter.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Say, brother in law, I wonder if you do me
a favor.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What do you want goof?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Well, I took the liberty of giving the Large Hall
as my forwarding address when I left South America.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And if any letters come, would you turn them over
to me? I turned them over to you. Tell me this, Uh,
why did you leave South America anyway? Well, the climate
didn't agree with me. Oh, the climate didn't agree with
you when you got fired from that job in California.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The climate didn't agree with you there?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh, where is the climate don't agree with you?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You better get over that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I guarantees when you passes on, the climate ain't gonna
agree with you there, neither of you, say King Fish.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I dropped down to.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
The Large Excuse me, I didn't know you was reading
a letter there?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh this letter?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh yeah, well, uh, the thing just come to the
Large Hall this morning, and it's addressed to my brother
in law. Leroy. Funny thing happened too. Enter the thing
that has opened on me accidental here, What do you
mean accidental?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, then my.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Pencil was a little dull there, so I started to
sharpen the lid by running the thing back and forth,
you know, on the end will open. Then the pencil
kind of flipped under the flap. And between the rubbing
and the flipping and the flapping, why I wound up
with loose uselage all over the place. Oh well, that's
a shame. What did the letter say? That's it? After
(04:29):
all the trouble that went to or accidentally opening LeRoy's letter,
they were sneaking enough.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
To write the thing in the foreign language. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Look at all them words on there. That's Spanish, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know when the Spanish and well, not much. All
I was sure of is that buenos aires means goodbye,
and thank you means moot your grape nuts or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Wait minute, there's a word there right between them, two
long ones, pees o.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's paesel.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, that's Spanish for peasant. Oh no, and you were
thinking of Parson. I thought he was the president of Argentine.
Oh no, that's peon, peon, Yeah, same peon.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, this word.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The piso or that is Spanish some money and is
you sure any That is the one word.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I know was in ever language. Piso. That's like an
American buck.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
One of the difference is a piso got a picture
of Zavy or two got on it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Look there at the heading on the letter. They got
an oil well printed up there.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, and I tell you something, boy, and so the American letter.
When you find the oil well in the world piso together,
you know you was about to eat high on the
enchilada if you got to get this thing translated. Haven't
gon translate this messa?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, there's that old Spanish American dictionary around the brother
Thompson used during the war to prove that he was alien.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, I remember that. The poor fellow.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I was still hollering vivla Guadalapi when they took him away.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was just thinking Kingfish. I used to go with
a gal named Chaquita. She was brung up in Cuba
and she can really talk Spanish.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, that's fine, and we could take to let over
to her and have her translate the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I knew this letter me use big money for us?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Do I know that?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
The only thing is I ain't see Chaquita for a
couple of years. We had a little lover's quarrel at
a party. She was playing Bess of may Mucho on
a mandolin, and I don't slip my arm around another gal.
She's see you, huh. And what a performer without missing
the beach. He done made me over the top of
the head with that mandolin.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
You are what you're doing here in your bedroom, just
locking up my suitcase.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Mama, Oh you praid George might get into it again.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Huh as Mama, After all, when I got back from
that last trip, the dirty crew come in here and
swiped all that perfume I'll smuggled in from Mexico.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, I'm telling you now, Leroy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
If he pulls anything like that this time, he's gonna
wind up wearing a naughty pine suit suit and he
ain't gonna be a no more.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Touch Jelli bug E.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Good evening.
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(08:30):
here's Tequita's apartment.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, well, now here's the thing. Get her to translate
the letter. And you think she's still mad as you
mad at me?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Ah, Kingfish eyes, irresistible eye as the women like vigaros
to a droopy Petuniah.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well, I'm not going to do with you, remember man,
it don't be blunt. Bring up the letter in a
diplomatic way. Don't worry. I'll smoot you around to it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yes, Cherkeita, my dolly, you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And I got all right here.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
This petunia is getting a vigoro from another gardener. Wait
a minute, let me try this again.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
What do you want, Andy Brown? I tell you two
years ago. I never want to see you again.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, but Jaquida, I don't come up here to apologize.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Oh that's different.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Come in, thank you. Uh, this is my friend.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Mister Stevens waitos deal sor and how are yourself?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oho? Myself is fine? Thank you? Feel fine? Eh?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Tell me this is you still mad at me?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Chequita?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Well a little bit maybe.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well how much a little bit, honey baby doll?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Oh, very little bit like cheer.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Now you're talking my little Spanish onion.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Oh yeah, Andy, yeah, King think the letter?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Uh what letter was that?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Tequila, I wonder if you would uh excuse your big
fact cuckar rtch you here just a minute, come on
over here, cugle come here. Okay, now listen you dummy.
We come over here to get the letter translated.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But when she starts sticky ticking me, I ask God,
remembered how it was before she conked me with that
mandolimb go back there and keep your minding the business.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Be diplomatic, but the letter. Okay, come on, Chiquita. Yeah,
and I would do anything in the world for you, and.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I would do anything in the world for you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Good translate this letter diplomatic. Holy Mickel, I think we
got another Vasinski on our hands.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Yeah, oh, you want to translate letter.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I see, that is.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Why you make up with me.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
I think I will go get your mango.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Lin No, no, no, don't do that. Oh no, Chekeia,
wait away. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
When I mentioned I was coming up to see you, you
see my friends here asked me if you do a
favor and translate the letter special after I told him
how sweet she was, my little tortilla.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
That is different, all right than the darling.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
I will translate.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're a letter ratio. What do the mess say? Read that?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Let me see here, Senor le Roy Smith leve some
most a companion tolera, a whole lot in and in
ballor this meat pesus.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
She a great dictionaration.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, and get a load of that cover too.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
As nta ramos and correspondent in forma diice do the
stay su tu is a guru servidor.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I don't know what that means, but it was anything
like it sound. I don't know how to let her
get through the mail.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't mind that. And but what do that whole
mess mean? Tequila? Tell me about that? What I mean?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Well, it seems Senor Lero, she is very lucky. She
buy himself some lo good stock for full three hundred
piesels and.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Now boom what tho three four? Or will she come
in now?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
The company she wants to pay her ten thousand pels for.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
The stock ten thousand PIEZOLSI tell me how much is that?
And cool the American cake?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Three four thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, well thanks a lot tequila? Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
But then do I think you come up to see
your kids?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So you got so quick? Well we'll get another lot
of wheel drop around.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
You've seen versa sote and they think katy run.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
On those house Nah? Here yeah, and the best they
ever think to you too. And that stock of leroys
is worth four thousand dollars and he you don't know it. Now,
I gotta find some way to get that away from him.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And you say that he keeps the stock in his suit, kid,
huh tell me something. Can't you just lift it out?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
No, And the sneak keeps it locked, and he keeps
the keyep into his long underwear.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I can't get this.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, if that's the case, maybe you could wait and
get the key when he changes the underwear.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, no, and who knows what may happen to the
stock market by spring? Now what's the well, maybe you
could go ahead?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Well, how are you, boy?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How are you well? Well? Gunkman Jack Calhoun? What are
you doing coming in here with your head down like
that and dragging and being so sad?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh, it's a sad day for me. Boy.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Same. I just come from the feudal of my first cousin, Theodore.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh yeah, Theodore, he the one that's captain of the
fish trawler and he yeah, what happened to him?
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Well, was loading the big catch, and my cousin was
working down in the hole. All of a sudden the
netbro and poor Theodore was buried under five hundred tons
of macro.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I have one hundred tons of macro. That's a sad thing,
all right.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yeah, there was a big ton out of the funeral though,
on the way to the cemetery. That was four hundred
in the procession. Four hundred yeah, forty two relatives and
three hundred and fifty cats.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
That is too bad.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But we got a big problem here ourselves. I can
tell you something. Now listen to this.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
You see I done intercepted the letter from South America
and found out that my brother in law, Leroy has
got oil stock.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's worth four thousand dollars it is.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, that's right CALHOUNA and the Kingfisher. It's trying to
out some way to get it away from him, all
el stock.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Well this looked like a simple case of petroleum pilprin.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
But the trouble is though Calhoun Leroy has got the
stock locked up with to keep him to his underwear.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, well we're gonna do go to mess like that,
and I splaining something to us there with it to
the inside job.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah, now let's see if let's see now, if you
were to run at that bar unconscious, then you could
did it.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
If I could run to him, yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
But uh, we hadn't mention if I was in the
room with that boy when he was knocked an accompassmnis
uh Mama in Southire gonna know that I done done
the thing?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Now, how I'm gonna get over to mess like that?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Yeah, but if they didn't know, you would within the
room when you've done it, if you wasn't in there,
and they know that you wasn't in there when he
got knocked unconscious. Then then then he wouldn't think you
done it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, I don't figured out out I see what you
mean there.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What I gotta do, in other words, is to figure
some way to knock out Leroy. Yeah, when I ain't
in the room.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Well that's that's a great idea of cal He and
Andy gonna work that out. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yeah, you know these all were there's fast making things, dude,
king you know something about.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh yeah, yeah. A couple of years ago I put
some money in ones, you know.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
We went all the way down to Texas.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Huh and the geologist said we had the greatest spot
in the world, did huh.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Then we got the most expensive equipment we could get
and started drilling. On the first of the month, we
was five thousand feet down.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Who.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
About the fifteenth we was ten thousand feet down.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Who by the twenty.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Fifth, we was fifteen thousand feet down. We was all set,
the all trucks were standing by, the all coman was
down with the checks.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
And then on January the first it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Come up out of that hole.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Oil no go for all.
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Speaker 1 (18:23):
Ah, there will end.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
And now now get that boxing glove on your right hand,
nice and tight there, boy? Yeah, must I put the
horse shoe into No, no, and they don't put no
horse shoe in there. There enough room with the brass knuckles.
A listen, you think this is gonna work and we're
gonna be able to get that key away from your
brother in law, Well then he's on his We over
here to the large hall. Now, now we've done hung
(18:46):
these drapes across the back of the closet here you see,
And you want me to be behind there behind the
drape with the boxing glove on.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, that is right. Now, this is the idea of
mine works out.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
We shouldn't have no trouble getting him to come in
the closet. Yeah, but Kingfish, wait a minute here, somebody
coming down the hall. Yeah, that must be him now
and they get in the closet.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Quit. Okay, that's it. Yeah, let me get down on
the floor here. Now I hope this thing works.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Uh say, King Fish, I come out ash you. Why,
brother in law?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
What is you doing squatting in the middle of the
floor there with that Turkish towel around your head?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What a I doing?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I was meditating. All of us yoga is meditated at
least two three hours a day. You is a yogi yeah,
took it uple months ago, studying the stuff by mail.
Just got my squatter certificate on the last week. Well
I didn't know they had yogis in this country. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's a big thing now, really catching on. They even
(19:44):
come out with a spike con to a chair for
watching television. This is meditating, is really the thing though, Well,
how didn't work? Well, you just sit on the floor like,
just with your eyes closed till a thought hits you.
It's a wonderful experience. Well I'd like to try it,
mind if I john you King think join me?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
They take it easy, that goofy.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
You can't have two yogas sitting around meditating in the
same room.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
It's against the.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Law of the National Retail Yoga's Association. Now, oh I see,
of course, there ain't no law against you going in
there saying meditating and the well in that empty clothes
closet right there in the closet. Oh that's a good idea.
Now show me what it does, King thinks. All right,
come on over here, I'll show you here. Now I'll
(20:33):
open the closet. Yeah, now you see that. Now you
just squat down there on the floor and you meditate
in the dark. Will you think it thought will hit me? Well, you,
being new editor, wouldn't be surprised if one of them
didn't hit you right off the bat.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, you will be in a trans in no time.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Boy, Oh, let me in here. This is fun. Yeah nah,
I think auld have warned you know, Lee Roy And
if you come out of the trans and find a
few bruises on yourself, let it worr you. We've been
getting some pretty powerful thoughts around here.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Lely. Happens to be in a good reception area, you see.
Oh yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Lot of yoga's got a squat around with aerials on
the top of the head, cause there is in the
fringe area, you see. I sit down there, ass right
right in front of the curtain there you is. Everything
is all set? I say, everything is all set now.
I closed the door and you start meditating. What a goof?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
This is something set up?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That was Andy letting him have it through the curtain.
Get in there and get that kids.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Hello, brother in law. Something wrong?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
So it didn't hit you yet, huh?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I don't know. I bit my head down to meditate
and something caught me on the back of.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
The head facing the wrong way. That's the trouble. Yeah,
unless you dummy, don't you know.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
That every genuine yoga always meditated facing the mysterious east
with the point of his chin up and the air
like this king fish.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's all moves right, cocky head, A little more.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Up with your chin there, live it up a little
more there, that's it. Now hold it right there. That
that's a nice meditateing angle. Oh, the thought can't miss
this way, honky fish.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, up the day.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Wait a minute, don't full yarms cause your stomach like that.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Now, wait a minute, unfod arm. Oh, you never know
when the thought might want to catch you in the
solar plexus.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
You know? Is this better?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah? That's it? Now keep yourself wide open with everything.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I don't know about this. Do you think the thought
would really hit me this time? That wouldn't be surprised
if you got a double sort there, the double thought
and what is more, the yogat circumsances, the old one
two You might get that here.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well you all said that. Now, yeah, let it go.
I hope that had to really let him have it
this sun? Hm, I dog let me get in there now?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh back again, brother in law?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
There yeah, Lee, Roy, don't tell me the thought didn't
hit you yet.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, I tell you, Kingfish, this is really fun.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
While I was sitting there with my chein up in
the air, I felt the thought come at me from
behind the curtain.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Uh huh, I didn't feel it.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I was quite ready for it. Jet so a step
back and saw the CounterPunch the idea. There's the thought
with his feet sticking out from money the curtain there.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, brother in law there, what is you up to? Well?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I ain't up to nothing, le Roy there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Oh y ain't well. I think I'll tell Mama about
this little game you taught me. She and sap I
ought to get a big kick out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Tell the mama.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Now wait a minute, now, listen, don't do that. Whatever
you do, don't go back down. Tell you mama nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I'll look here.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I'll tell you the truthfully, Roy, Actually, I was trying
to get your suit kids key that you got pinned
to you underway.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's the truth.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Well, king Fish, there's nothing in my suitcase. This trip
is worth anything except for my oil stalking.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Oh so that's what you is. Well, you see, Leroy,
I didn't want to trouble you nuns. You see, I
was gonna take the sock, and I was gonna pay
you for it later. Yeah, that's what I was gonna do, Leroy, Well,
I wanna hold on to them starts.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Kingfish paid four hundred dollars for m The man said
that one of these days they was going dreil ronwell
on the property and they might be worth a lot more.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
He said, he let me know when it drills.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Well, Leroy, you ain't hear nothing from him.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Probably got a dry hole with a dusty golfer and
all that stuff down there. But if the starcks ain't
ain't no good, Kingfish, why do you want him? Well,
you know, our big business man with a lot of holdings,
the tax right off and all that stuff. Tell you
what i'd do.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'll give you two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Firm, I'd sell him for four hundred. Brother in lawd dear, well,
I give you two fifty. I think I'll go home
and tell mom about playing yogi.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Sold for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now, look, leroy, give me a hand and help me
pick up that tick fat idea off the floor. Will
it come on him?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yay? Amas, I don't give the Kingfish two hundred, and
he put up two hundred, and we went up.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
To get the stock away from his brother in law.
Yeah but wait a minute, and that stock is worth
a lot of money. You say the stock is really
worth four thousand dollars. That's right, I gonna tell you
all fan us to everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You and the Kingfish ain't got no right to do
a thing like this to Leroy.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh what you're talking about? You know the old saying
what you don't know won't hurt you. Well, right now,
Leroy ain't feeling no pain.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Well, I just don't think a fellow should pull a
stunt like that on his own brother in law like
the Kingfish is doing.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I tell you there's gonna be fire works of soa
fire and Mama find out about this too.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Oh, they ain't gonna be no trouble. Listen. The Kingfish
has got the oldficial transfer papers and everything else, and
it ain't often he gets to pull a crooked deal
like this on such a legitterate basement. This is really crooked, though,
the Kingfish opening that letter addressed to Leroy and then
telling him that his stock is it ain't no good,
and he knows it's worth four thousand dollars. He roy
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bought that stock in the first place. That was his
wind fall, uh wind fall. Well wayman, look at it
this way, amos. The kingfish ain't so much jipping him
as he is keeping the breeze off of it.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Here you is the roy four hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, brother in lawn, and here's the royal stock. And
now you just signed this little transfer here. That's it
right there, and that makes this stock officially.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
In my name as of now.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Well, all right, kingfish, But I still don't see why
you want this worthly South American art stock.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I know it ain't no good. It so happened that
I done opened the letter that was addressed to you
that said that the stock is worth four thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
So our nose is good, And I know it ain't
no good, Kingfish, because it so happens that I writ
the letter before I left South America.
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Speaker 1 (27:44):
Thank you and goodnight.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
See you next.
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No questions asked. Well, yesterday the Kingfisher's brother in law, Leroy,
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arrived from South America. Right now it's dinner time and
the Kingfish Sapphire, her mother, and Leroy are gathered around
the table for a little welcome home dinner.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Oh Molly, it's so good to have Leroy back, ain't it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It's just like having the lamb returned to the fold?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, don't I more like having our couldn't fly it
back to the roots.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The way he's eating there, I said, the vulture was
back on the perch.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Hu, let's not have no fights.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Tell us about South America, Leroy.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, well, uh, the part I was in was delightful.
But of course in the Jungles there's some rather fierce tribe.
Oh they say you can get a shrunken head for
fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well, from the looks of that penhead of yours, you
must have got a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Job, very funny. Look who's talking about heads?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
While with that bar head of yours and the.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Jug is you look like an ostrojag land between two
told stoods.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Please please please, folks, all this fighting is running my digestion.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Lee Roy yes, sister dear, I wonder if I could
have another piece of pie before I lose my appetite.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Of course, Lee ro ahead.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I'll get the coffee too, Yeah, and i'll help your daughter.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Say, brother in law, I wonder if you do me
a favor.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What do you want goof?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Well, I took the liberty of giving the Large Hall
as my forwarding address when I left South America.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And if any letters come, would you turn them over
to me? I turned them over to you. Tell me this, Uh,
why did you leave South America anyway? Well, the climate
didn't agree with me. Oh, the climate didn't agree with
you when you got fired from that job in California.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The climate didn't agree with you there?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh, where is the climate don't agree with you?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You better get over that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I guarantees when you passes on, the climate ain't gonna
agree with you there, neither of you, say King Fish.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I dropped down to.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
The Large Excuse me, I didn't know you was reading
a letter there?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh this letter?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh yeah, well, uh, the thing just come to the
Large Hall this morning, and it's addressed to my brother
in law. Leroy. Funny thing happened too. Enter the thing
that has opened on me accidental here, What do you
mean accidental?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, then my.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Pencil was a little dull there, so I started to
sharpen the lid by running the thing back and forth,
you know, on the end will open. Then the pencil
kind of flipped under the flap. And between the rubbing
and the flipping and the flapping, why I wound up
with loose uselage all over the place. Oh well, that's
a shame. What did the letter say? That's it? After
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all the trouble that went to or accidentally opening LeRoy's letter,
they were sneaking enough.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
To write the thing in the foreign language. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Look at all them words on there. That's Spanish, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know when the Spanish and well, not much. All
I was sure of is that buenos aires means goodbye,
and thank you means moot your grape nuts or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Wait minute, there's a word there right between them, two
long ones, pees o.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's paesel.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, that's Spanish for peasant. Oh no, and you were
thinking of Parson. I thought he was the president of Argentine.
Oh no, that's peon, peon, Yeah, same peon.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, this word.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The piso or that is Spanish some money and is
you sure any That is the one word.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I know was in ever language. Piso. That's like an
American buck.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
One of the difference is a piso got a picture
of Zavy or two got on it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Look there at the heading on the letter. They got
an oil well printed up there.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, and I tell you something, boy, and so the American letter.
When you find the oil well in the world piso together,
you know you was about to eat high on the
enchilada if you got to get this thing translated. Haven't
gon translate this messa?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, there's that old Spanish American dictionary around the brother
Thompson used during the war to prove that he was alien.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, I remember that. The poor fellow.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I was still hollering vivla Guadalapi when they took him away.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was just thinking Kingfish. I used to go with
a gal named Chaquita. She was brung up in Cuba
and she can really talk Spanish.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, that's fine, and we could take to let over
to her and have her translate the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I knew this letter me use big money for us?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Do I know that?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
The only thing is I ain't see Chaquita for a
couple of years. We had a little lover's quarrel at
a party. She was playing Bess of may Mucho on
a mandolin, and I don't slip my arm around another gal.
She's see you, huh. And what a performer without missing
the beach. He done made me over the top of
the head with that mandolin.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
You are what you're doing here in your bedroom, just
locking up my suitcase.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Mama, Oh you praid George might get into it again.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Huh as Mama, After all, when I got back from
that last trip, the dirty crew come in here and
swiped all that perfume I'll smuggled in from Mexico.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, I'm telling you now, Leroy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
If he pulls anything like that this time, he's gonna
wind up wearing a naughty pine suit suit and he
ain't gonna be a no more.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Touch Jelli bug E.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Good evening.
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here's Tequita's apartment.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, well, now here's the thing. Get her to translate
the letter. And you think she's still mad as you
mad at me?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Ah, Kingfish eyes, irresistible eye as the women like vigaros
to a droopy Petuniah.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well, I'm not going to do with you, remember man,
it don't be blunt. Bring up the letter in a
diplomatic way. Don't worry. I'll smoot you around to it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yes, Cherkeita, my dolly, you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And I got all right here.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
This petunia is getting a vigoro from another gardener. Wait
a minute, let me try this again.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
What do you want, Andy Brown? I tell you two
years ago. I never want to see you again.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, but Jaquida, I don't come up here to apologize.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Oh that's different.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Come in, thank you. Uh, this is my friend.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Mister Stevens waitos deal sor and how are yourself?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oho? Myself is fine? Thank you? Feel fine? Eh?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Tell me this is you still mad at me?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Chequita?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Well a little bit maybe.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well how much a little bit, honey baby doll?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Oh, very little bit like cheer.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Now you're talking my little Spanish onion.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Oh yeah, Andy, yeah, King think the letter?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Uh what letter was that?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Tequila, I wonder if you would uh excuse your big
fact cuckar rtch you here just a minute, come on
over here, cugle come here. Okay, now listen you dummy.
We come over here to get the letter translated.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But when she starts sticky ticking me, I ask God,
remembered how it was before she conked me with that
mandolimb go back there and keep your minding the business.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Be diplomatic, but the letter. Okay, come on, Chiquita. Yeah,
and I would do anything in the world for you, and.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I would do anything in the world for you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Good translate this letter diplomatic. Holy Mickel, I think we
got another Vasinski on our hands.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Yeah, oh, you want to translate letter.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I see, that is.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Why you make up with me.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
I think I will go get your mango.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Lin No, no, no, don't do that. Oh no, Chekeia,
wait away. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
When I mentioned I was coming up to see you, you
see my friends here asked me if you do a
favor and translate the letter special after I told him
how sweet she was, my little tortilla.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
That is different, all right than the darling.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
I will translate.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're a letter ratio. What do the mess say? Read that?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Let me see here, Senor le Roy Smith leve some
most a companion tolera, a whole lot in and in
ballor this meat pesus.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
She a great dictionaration.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, and get a load of that cover too.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
As nta ramos and correspondent in forma diice do the
stay su tu is a guru servidor.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I don't know what that means, but it was anything
like it sound. I don't know how to let her
get through the mail.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't mind that. And but what do that whole
mess mean? Tequila? Tell me about that? What I mean?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Well, it seems Senor Lero, she is very lucky. She
buy himself some lo good stock for full three hundred
piesels and.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Now boom what tho three four? Or will she come
in now?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
The company she wants to pay her ten thousand pels for.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
The stock ten thousand PIEZOLSI tell me how much is that?
And cool the American cake?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Three four thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, well thanks a lot tequila? Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
But then do I think you come up to see
your kids?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So you got so quick? Well we'll get another lot
of wheel drop around.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
You've seen versa sote and they think katy run.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
On those house Nah? Here yeah, and the best they
ever think to you too. And that stock of leroys
is worth four thousand dollars and he you don't know it. Now,
I gotta find some way to get that away from him.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And you say that he keeps the stock in his suit, kid,
huh tell me something. Can't you just lift it out?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
No, And the sneak keeps it locked, and he keeps
the keyep into his long underwear.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I can't get this.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, if that's the case, maybe you could wait and
get the key when he changes the underwear.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, no, and who knows what may happen to the
stock market by spring? Now what's the well, maybe you
could go ahead?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Well, how are you, boy?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How are you well? Well? Gunkman Jack Calhoun? What are
you doing coming in here with your head down like
that and dragging and being so sad?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh, it's a sad day for me. Boy.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Same. I just come from the feudal of my first cousin, Theodore.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh yeah, Theodore, he the one that's captain of the
fish trawler and he yeah, what happened to him?
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Well, was loading the big catch, and my cousin was
working down in the hole. All of a sudden the
netbro and poor Theodore was buried under five hundred tons
of macro.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I have one hundred tons of macro. That's a sad thing,
all right.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yeah, there was a big ton out of the funeral though,
on the way to the cemetery. That was four hundred
in the procession. Four hundred yeah, forty two relatives and
three hundred and fifty cats.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
That is too bad.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But we got a big problem here ourselves. I can
tell you something. Now listen to this.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
You see I done intercepted the letter from South America
and found out that my brother in law, Leroy has
got oil stock.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's worth four thousand dollars it is.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, that's right CALHOUNA and the Kingfisher. It's trying to
out some way to get it away from him, all
el stock.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Well this looked like a simple case of petroleum pilprin.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
But the trouble is though Calhoun Leroy has got the
stock locked up with to keep him to his underwear.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, well we're gonna do go to mess like that,
and I splaining something to us there with it to
the inside job.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah, now let's see if let's see now, if you
were to run at that bar unconscious, then you could
did it.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
If I could run to him, yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
But uh, we hadn't mention if I was in the
room with that boy when he was knocked an accompassmnis
uh Mama in Southire gonna know that I done done
the thing?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Now, how I'm gonna get over to mess like that?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Yeah, but if they didn't know, you would within the
room when you've done it, if you wasn't in there,
and they know that you wasn't in there when he
got knocked unconscious. Then then then he wouldn't think you
done it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, I don't figured out out I see what you
mean there.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What I gotta do, in other words, is to figure
some way to knock out Leroy. Yeah, when I ain't
in the room.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Well that's that's a great idea of cal He and
Andy gonna work that out. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yeah, you know these all were there's fast making things, dude,
king you know something about.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh yeah, yeah. A couple of years ago I put
some money in ones, you know.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
We went all the way down to Texas.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Huh and the geologist said we had the greatest spot
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Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Then we got the most expensive equipment we could get
and started drilling. On the first of the month, we
was five thousand feet down.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Who.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
About the fifteenth we was ten thousand feet down.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Who by the twenty.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Fifth, we was fifteen thousand feet down. We was all set,
the all trucks were standing by, the all coman was
down with the checks.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
And then on January the first it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Come up out of that hole.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Oil no go for all.
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It is, ma'am, easy and fun.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
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Andela Field Reducing Plan and start losing weight.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Now. It's sold only at rex Al drug stars.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Ah, there will end.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
And now now get that boxing glove on your right hand,
nice and tight there, boy? Yeah, must I put the
horse shoe into No, no, and they don't put no
horse shoe in there. There enough room with the brass knuckles.
A listen, you think this is gonna work and we're
gonna be able to get that key away from your
brother in law, Well then he's on his We over
here to the large hall. Now, now we've done hung
(18:46):
these drapes across the back of the closet here you see,
And you want me to be behind there behind the
drape with the boxing glove on.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, that is right. Now, this is the idea of
mine works out.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
We shouldn't have no trouble getting him to come in
the closet. Yeah, but Kingfish, wait a minute here, somebody
coming down the hall. Yeah, that must be him now
and they get in the closet.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Quit. Okay, that's it. Yeah, let me get down on
the floor here. Now I hope this thing works.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Uh say, King Fish, I come out ash you. Why,
brother in law?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
What is you doing squatting in the middle of the
floor there with that Turkish towel around your head?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What a I doing?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I was meditating. All of us yoga is meditated at
least two three hours a day. You is a yogi yeah,
took it uple months ago, studying the stuff by mail.
Just got my squatter certificate on the last week. Well
I didn't know they had yogis in this country. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's a big thing now, really catching on. They even
(19:44):
come out with a spike con to a chair for
watching television. This is meditating, is really the thing though, Well,
how didn't work? Well, you just sit on the floor like,
just with your eyes closed till a thought hits you.
It's a wonderful experience. Well I'd like to try it,
mind if I john you King think join me?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
They take it easy, that goofy.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
You can't have two yogas sitting around meditating in the
same room.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
It's against the.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Law of the National Retail Yoga's Association. Now, oh I see,
of course, there ain't no law against you going in
there saying meditating and the well in that empty clothes
closet right there in the closet. Oh that's a good idea.
Now show me what it does, King thinks. All right,
come on over here, I'll show you here. Now I'll
(20:33):
open the closet. Yeah, now you see that. Now you
just squat down there on the floor and you meditate
in the dark. Will you think it thought will hit me? Well, you,
being new editor, wouldn't be surprised if one of them
didn't hit you right off the bat.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, you will be in a trans in no time.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Boy, Oh, let me in here. This is fun. Yeah nah,
I think auld have warned you know, Lee Roy And
if you come out of the trans and find a
few bruises on yourself, let it worr you. We've been
getting some pretty powerful thoughts around here.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Lely. Happens to be in a good reception area, you see.
Oh yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Lot of yoga's got a squat around with aerials on
the top of the head, cause there is in the
fringe area, you see. I sit down there, ass right
right in front of the curtain there you is. Everything
is all set? I say, everything is all set now.
I closed the door and you start meditating. What a goof?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
This is something set up?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That was Andy letting him have it through the curtain.
Get in there and get that kids.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Hello, brother in law. Something wrong?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
So it didn't hit you yet, huh?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I don't know. I bit my head down to meditate
and something caught me on the back of.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
The head facing the wrong way. That's the trouble. Yeah,
unless you dummy, don't you know.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
That every genuine yoga always meditated facing the mysterious east
with the point of his chin up and the air
like this king fish.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's all moves right, cocky head, A little more.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Up with your chin there, live it up a little
more there, that's it. Now hold it right there. That
that's a nice meditateing angle. Oh, the thought can't miss
this way, honky fish.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, up the day.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Wait a minute, don't full yarms cause your stomach like that.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Now, wait a minute, unfod arm. Oh, you never know
when the thought might want to catch you in the
solar plexus.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
You know? Is this better?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah? That's it? Now keep yourself wide open with everything.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I don't know about this. Do you think the thought
would really hit me this time? That wouldn't be surprised
if you got a double sort there, the double thought
and what is more, the yogat circumsances, the old one
two You might get that here.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well you all said that. Now, yeah, let it go.
I hope that had to really let him have it
this sun? Hm, I dog let me get in there now?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh back again, brother in law?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
There yeah, Lee, Roy, don't tell me the thought didn't
hit you yet.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, I tell you, Kingfish, this is really fun.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
While I was sitting there with my chein up in
the air, I felt the thought come at me from
behind the curtain.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Uh huh, I didn't feel it.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I was quite ready for it. Jet so a step
back and saw the CounterPunch the idea. There's the thought
with his feet sticking out from money the curtain there.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, brother in law there, what is you up to? Well?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I ain't up to nothing, le Roy there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Oh y ain't well. I think I'll tell Mama about
this little game you taught me. She and sap I
ought to get a big kick out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Tell the mama.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Now wait a minute, now, listen, don't do that. Whatever
you do, don't go back down. Tell you mama nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I'll look here.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I'll tell you the truthfully, Roy, Actually, I was trying
to get your suit kids key that you got pinned
to you underway.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's the truth.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Well, king Fish, there's nothing in my suitcase. This trip
is worth anything except for my oil stalking.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Oh so that's what you is. Well, you see, Leroy,
I didn't want to trouble you nuns. You see, I
was gonna take the sock, and I was gonna pay
you for it later. Yeah, that's what I was gonna do, Leroy, Well,
I wanna hold on to them starts.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Kingfish paid four hundred dollars for m The man said
that one of these days they was going dreil ronwell
on the property and they might be worth a lot more.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
He said, he let me know when it drills.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Well, Leroy, you ain't hear nothing from him.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Probably got a dry hole with a dusty golfer and
all that stuff down there. But if the starcks ain't
ain't no good, Kingfish, why do you want him? Well,
you know, our big business man with a lot of holdings,
the tax right off and all that stuff. Tell you
what i'd do.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'll give you two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Firm, I'd sell him for four hundred. Brother in lawd dear, well,
I give you two fifty. I think I'll go home
and tell mom about playing yogi.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Sold for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now, look, leroy, give me a hand and help me
pick up that tick fat idea off the floor. Will
it come on him?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yay? Amas, I don't give the Kingfish two hundred, and
he put up two hundred, and we went up.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
To get the stock away from his brother in law.
Yeah but wait a minute, and that stock is worth
a lot of money. You say the stock is really
worth four thousand dollars. That's right, I gonna tell you
all fan us to everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You and the Kingfish ain't got no right to do
a thing like this to Leroy.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh what you're talking about? You know the old saying
what you don't know won't hurt you. Well, right now,
Leroy ain't feeling no pain.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Well, I just don't think a fellow should pull a
stunt like that on his own brother in law like
the Kingfish is doing.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I tell you there's gonna be fire works of soa
fire and Mama find out about this too.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Oh, they ain't gonna be no trouble. Listen. The Kingfish
has got the oldficial transfer papers and everything else, and
it ain't often he gets to pull a crooked deal
like this on such a legitterate basement. This is really crooked, though,
the Kingfish opening that letter addressed to Leroy and then
telling him that his stock is it ain't no good,
and he knows it's worth four thousand dollars. He roy
(26:00):
bought that stock in the first place. That was his
wind fall, uh wind fall. Well wayman, look at it
this way, amos. The kingfish ain't so much jipping him
as he is keeping the breeze off of it.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Here you is the roy four hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, brother in lawn, and here's the royal stock. And
now you just signed this little transfer here. That's it
right there, and that makes this stock officially.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
In my name as of now.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Well, all right, kingfish, But I still don't see why
you want this worthly South American art stock.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I know it ain't no good. It so happened that
I done opened the letter that was addressed to you
that said that the stock is worth four thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
So our nose is good, And I know it ain't
no good, Kingfish, because it so happens that I writ
the letter before I left South America.
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(27:28):
All drug stores everywhere, the store with the orange and
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and above all, don't forget their exercise your privilege as
an American citizen and vote.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Thank you and goodnight.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
See you next.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
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Speaker 3 (27:58):
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Speaker 4 (28:12):
From now on, I go stag.
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