August 6, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know what day?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
This is certain as it's Tuesday, that's right, and Tuesday
means we've got to go to work for Rinso.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yes, Sir Wrinso, that something gets pose. Rins So White
and rin So Bright brings you the Amos and Andy Show.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
With I'm Gabby Gibson. Yes, I'm Gaviy Gibson.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
This is Shorty Charley the Barber, Adam McDaniel has Sady Sampson,
blud Pluskin and his orchestra.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And those famous sat.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Rhythm b.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Aw.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
The makers of Rinso invite you to sit back, relax
and enjoy the story of Amos Andnanda. It's a well
known fact that husbands take their wives for granted and
are accustomed to seeing them in a daily routine of housework. Tonight, however,
(01:11):
the Kingfish came home and found no wife, no supper.
He's been pacing the floor, imagining everything, and his thoughts
have now turned from anger to suspicion.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Seven o'clock at night. She ain't never been out disolated.
I wonder if she's getting tired of me and would
be out with another. Oh, as you come, I'll give
her the third degree.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Oh oh, josh a little bit late.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yes, I would say, so, it's seven o'clock, playgirl.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
You ain't never been out that late since we've been married.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've been shopping shopping.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I notice your lip bruise is a little faint tonight,
kind of smeared up there.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Why, joyge what you mean if you've.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Been close to another man?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Come here a minute, let me smell them.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Sweet Oh, you smell my perfume?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Smells like shaving lotion to me, now, George, just because
I wasn't home one night in the kitchen cooking.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
When you come home, you get suspicions me suspicious.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
What's his name?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
George? Dolland you know.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Not wid Now, let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I'll find out who rubbed that shaving lotion on you
if I gotta go around and smell every man in town.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
George is just a new perfume I got. Now, listen
to dolland remember our agreement. We must always trust each
other no matter what happens. Remember, marriage is built on
faith and trust. Muh, I give you my word of honor.
I was out shopping at a second hand clothing store.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Well, I don't see why you had to go there.
You got enough second hand clothes.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
George, you gotta buy me some clothes like other husbands.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Do, like who VENs.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I look at miss van Poter. She's got a genuine
fox fur, genuine fur.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
I have throw it shoes a better fur than that
on the back fence. She ain't got nothing.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Other man's wife ain't got to beg like I do.
They got charge account.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Well, when Miss van Poter wants to buy something, she
just goes in the store and says charges to Ms
Van Poter, I like to do the same thing.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Well, it's alright with me. It was alright with Ms Van.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Poter, y'all.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
You simply got to get me some clothes.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Uh see where is at the door there? Will you?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Hello Sapphire, Hello, Sadie, come on in now, Look George,
I wants what I deserve.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Well, you ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Oh, yes, sim no you in huh you too?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sound like brands of Mumbletoe.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Were having another argument.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Alright enough, and Sadie.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
You stay out her us. We don't need no help.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Oh I'm gonna do is to listen to both sides
and see which one is right, and then pitch in
and help sciphire. It's the same old thing, Sadie. I
wanna get a little more out of life. Then I'm
getting some clothes, shoes, a new hat, some of the
little things that makes life worthwhile. Nah, you're getting smile
(04:12):
sop Fhi. You know life is just like the tunnel
of love.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
While you're going through, you gotta grab what.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
You can get.
Speaker 8 (04:20):
Well, you just let me in south fire fight our
own fights. We enjoy it that way.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You listen to me, George Stevens. If you don't give
me some money, I'm gonna do something that gonna make
you sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Well, go ahead and do it, alright, I will do it.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'll do it tonight and you'll be sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well see if I are sorry, I just leave it goodbye.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
What you gonna do, sa fi, I'm gonna get a
job to go to work.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't blame it serving life.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
By the way, did you get the money from the
charity bazaar at the meeting this afternoon? Got a ride
here in a pocket book?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Three hundred dollars? You is a trade you're so, here's
the three hundred.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Well, I'll put it in the bank tomorrow afternoon. In
the meantime, I'll hide it somewhere around here.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Why ain't gonna put it?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Well, let me see. I I'll put it between the
sheets and the linen closet.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You said something about getting a job.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Where are you gonna get a job tonight?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Over at the newspaper office. See, I know one of
the edisors over there, and he works at night. I'm
going over and see him right now.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't blame you.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Say what started all this trouble anyway, sampa Or He
practically said that some man spirited off my lip root
isn't normal?
Speaker 9 (05:25):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Aware of getting it all?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
You is really down in the dump this morning at
King says, Oh that's.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
My wife again. She got some silly notion in the head.
But wanting in the sessters of life. You talking about
shoes and stockings and hankchifs and all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Wants to show off.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Yeah, I wish I could invent somewhere to make some
quick money, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
What that or invent something that would pay off.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, that inventor is a good game. Or right, there's
the old saying in the invention line.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
You invent something worthwhile and the mice will be the
better pairth to your door.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well, what could we invent?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Well, what is the shortage of the need of houses?
Now there's one. Well, now wait a.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Minute, there's the prefabulated houses.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Them are the ones that you buy, you know, and
put together on.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
A friend of mine was one of them. Didn't work out.
What happened, Well, he ordered a prefabulated house.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
They'd drive up and dump six loads of brick on
his lot and.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Say, there there is put it together.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Well, inventions pay your money, though. Look at that man
that invent a fountain pen at the deep sea divers
use you know.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Yes, say you know that pen?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Advertisement?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Give me a idea, And I've done been toying with
a fountain pen that's got enough ink in it to
write for ten years without refilling.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Say that don't sound bad? Ten years?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I ain't made it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Draw on or the thing according to my figure, and
the pen would stand about four feet high after right
with both hands.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, well I don't know, and yeah, I don't like
to say no right off the bat. But the thing
don't seem too hander. How can a man carry a
penn's four feet.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Long in the golf bag?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I never thought of that. Yeah, we think of something else. Uh, yeah,
come here. Name of well, hi fellas.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Uh, well, we had a little excitement around our way.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Last name.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Well, when I was going home around nine o'clock, I
see some police up the street in front.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Of a new store that just opened, a woman's dust shop.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Yeah, they order close them things down.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No, no, there was a robbery there.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Some women went in the cash register and took around
three hundred dollars and beat it.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Man.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
They didn't get her.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Huh, no they didn't. I wonder why women do a
thing like that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, women needs money to buy clothes with. I guess
they all want clothes.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Three hundred dollars, Uh.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yeah, a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, boys, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I got a call with the cabs, so well, uh
drop me and and off at my house.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Well the amos.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Uh we're looking the ice box here and get a
bite of lunch.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, ain't nothing in the Kingfisher in the icebox there, Kingfish.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Oh, unless you want to try a little mustard on
one of them ice cubes.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Now look here, even that light don't work when you
open the door.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
And on top of that, there ain't even no ice
cubes in there.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Your wife done defrosted this icebox.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Oh, that was done from the main office of the utility.
Come there on the tenth of the month.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Well, that is the longest defrost in history.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Wait a minute, I tell you what. I look in
the linen closet.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
My wife usually keep some change in there between the sheets.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I get a little change and we go ahead and
get a hamburger.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah, yeah, look between them sheets.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yeah, she usually keep it right about.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Oh oh, if this ain't Confederate money, we done struck oil.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We'll bring it out here in the light.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Let me see it.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Hey, wait a minute, is we in my house?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Holy mackerel? How much?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Look at here? One hundred there's two hundred, three hundred dollars?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Yeah, where'd that money come from? King Fish?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Uh uh three? Uh? Wait a minute, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Wait a minute. What your eyes popping out? About it?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
And my wife, but she's done it.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
She told me last night that she was gonna do
something and I'd be sorry for She left the house
around seven thirty and she didn't get back till ten.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Well, what about it?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
That store was robbed at nine o'clock, and Amos said
it was robbed of around three hundred dollars Oh.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, kingfish, What is you gonna do?
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Oh mee, what'd I do?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm gonna take this money so she can't spend it
any Do you realize what this means? But sphire, my
own wife is guilty of petty lottery.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Oh yeah, kingfish, your wife has got you in trouble.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Why did I ever marry that woman? High order? Took
the advice of my folks to give me years ago.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
You know, And Mama then told me when I was
in knee pane. My mama then told me, said she
friend a woman.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Sweet tall and give you the big guy. But when the.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Sweet talking is due, a woman's a two faces.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
You're so right?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Or worry something? Who leave you to sing?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
The blue the blues in the night.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Right now the rains are calling, the train of calling.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Who my mama done told me he that lonesome whistle
blow and crossed the tresslie.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yes, my mama then told me who is who?
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Who? Clicking? They like an echoing back the blue.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
The blues in the nurse.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Evening brees and start the trees to thine and the
the lightest line.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
When you get the blues in the night, take my.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Word, the marking Brdle singing side is kind of song.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
He knows things are wrong.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
And he's right.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
You know, he's always right, from not just the more Bell,
from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blues.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I've been in some big time and earning some big
tom But there is one thing I know.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
A warm of the two bases or worry something.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
You hear you sing the blues, the blue in the dies.
I got the blues on my left, the blues on
my right, the blues and the day, Ma, Mama, world's right.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I've got those blue and the.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Ladies.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
If hard water is your wash day problem, listen to this.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
The water as hard as a rock in our town.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
But all the same, Rinso gives me heaps of hard
working SuDS.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I've told nearly every woman in town about Rinso.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yes, Rinso is especially good news in hard water communities
because Rinso's triple action formula includes a special SuDS booster
that makes mountains of sturdy SuDS even in hard water,
and Rinso's soapy rich bass makes SuDS that drive deep,
get out stubborn dirt without hard rubbing or scrubbing, even
extra soil work clothes or no trick with Rinso, because
(12:53):
Rinso's grease chaser goes after grease and grime. So remember
Rinso's triple actions.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Thuds for a wash, that's Rinso, rinsa for a wash,
that's Dad. Things it can be did.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
With the Rinso one two three, one two three.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Oh, I tell you boys, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
My own wife a common criminal stealing three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yes, Kingfish, it's not only a deplorable situation, but also
quite a haul. Certainly was a surprise of the Kingfish.
But when you phoned me and told me, I just
couldn't believe it. Sapphire was at the house for supper
just two nights ago.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
I knew as you were. You know, nobody would believe it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Why when I told my wife the news, she took
a quick glance at our silverware, Kingfishes, you noticed a
strange picklefork.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Around your house, Hannah, and my wife wouldn't stew to that.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
She wants cash.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
By the way, Henna, I don't want this to get
out nowhere, So tell your why, if not to.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Breathe it to a soul, all right, eye upon her
and tell her she's only been over to doty shop
for two or three minutes too late.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Now, I can't believe staff are doing a thing like this.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You know, this whole thing is gonna finish her as
far as her friends go.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, I don't know. I'm sure that we would all
still like to have her get together. However, I think
the social set will insist on frisking her on her
way out.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Well, I don't know what to do. Got the three
hundred dollars that you took. I took it out from
between the sheets and the linen closet. But it looked
like to me as my duty as a citizen to
turn her over to the police.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
But she is my wife.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know she could get two years and sing sing
for this. I would talk to a lawyer and get
the legalized.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Picture of this case. Yeah that's a good idea.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Come on, Anna, let's go over to see Gabby Gibson. Well,
here's Gaber's office.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, look at that sign he got on the door
by a pointment only.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Well, let's take a chance.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Hello there, Gabby.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I like that boy.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You see the sign on the door house? Jan up?
I mean the dandop. You got to make an apartment.
Speaker 11 (15:16):
You gotta wait your turn, Yes, indeed, you gotta wait
your turn.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Well, when can I get your first opening that you
ain't visit?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You've got to sit down?
Speaker 8 (15:25):
Uh, Gavia, I want you to help me.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I got a big problem, any problem you guys writing
my line? Right up my line?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
It revolves the sum of three hundred dollars in my line.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Definitely in my line. But I can't pay you no fee.
That's the end of the line.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Tell him king fish, tell.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Her, well, tell me this, Gabby.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
If you don't have that experience with women criminals.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh yes, indeed, yes, indeed.
Speaker 11 (15:45):
And I discovered when a woman turns criminal, she's got
much more consideration than a man, much more consideration.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
What you mean consideration?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Well, I once had the case for a woman that
killed her husking by stabbing. Would a hatpin stadne?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Would have hat pin had been?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Why didn't he use a gun?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That was the consideration?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
She didn't want to wake up children?
Speaker 8 (16:04):
No loten? Yeah, yeah, my wife has done stole three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You got a nice combination. Now you was light headed
and your wife's light fingers.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Oh this is serious.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Gabe, how would you like it if you was married
to a woman like Sciphire all your life and then
she had to be sent away for two years?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Lovely?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Lovely?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Yeah, but listen, Gabrie, what is the Kingfish gonna do?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well? Somebody got paid that crime. I got an idea.
If you don't want her to go to the pan,
why don't you take the rapper? Gets somebody else, take
it far.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
That's somebody else. Outea do sound bad?
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Help me get somebody else, confess the crime. I don't
think you'll have no trouble finding somebody. A lot of
people looking for a one room apartment.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Well, listen, Kingfish, you know something I think Shorty the
barbers are man. He done been victed out of his
room and he ain't got no place to say.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well that's that. Now, come on, get out of here, boys,
get out here. I'm a business man.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We left on my neck.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Let me check my calenar hand. What my next apartment is?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, when is it?
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Gabby?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
November sixteenth, I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
To Dannis Old.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Listen, Nana.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
They gotta sell Shorty on the idea of taking the
wrap and going up for two years.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, I know, it.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Well, let's get on in the barber shop here and
do it all right, Hello shorty.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Well, if it ain't things andy, I'm glad he But
what's higher fella?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Uh shorty, old fell I understand that you can't find
a place to live. No, it's terrible going from one
place to another.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I can't get nowhere else.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yes, night, don't please.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
I can find the sleeper in one of them hollow
all night burlesque shows.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
You mean, well, they got them dancing girls.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I can close my eyes until six o'clock this morning.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Uh, shorty. Uh.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
We are gonna do something for her that'll make you're happy.
We're gonna range for something that we know as you needed,
something that will make your life sweet and pleasant for you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Again, Oh, King, Just the sweetest thing I hear since
Truman's speech last name. You know something, mister Truman show
made millions of horses happy.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
U Shorty.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
How would you like to live in a big players
where you ain't got a paint, no rent, You get
all your.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Food for nothing?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh man, that that's sounds wonderful, King grig I like
to live in a place like.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
That with the rest of my life.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Well, uh, I might have arranged for it for two years.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
But where where's the place?
Speaker 12 (18:40):
Where? Where?
Speaker 8 (18:41):
It's a beautiful spot shorty overlooking the Hudson.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, sort of a stone house, big, plenty of police protection.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah, twenty four hour service.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But what's the name of the place where? What's name?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Well, the name the Oh yeah, I think they.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Sometimes call it fell and ay Acres?
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Yeah yeah, or loss of their manner? Oh, I like it.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
That's that's what I'm looking Wait a minute, boys, that
this sounds like a penitentiary.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
What's wrong in living there? I could get you a
nice and jail room.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Mad No, no, notings building that that's finals?
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Well, then I guess the dealers off.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I know how South I would treat me if things
was reverse. She just told me that marriage is built
on saith and trust. And I gonna take the rap
for and I gonna say that I've done it myself. Oh, kids,
Rish you mean you're going to the penitency for your way?
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Right? You know something?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You was a man among men, Yes, you was leaving
up to the marriage rouse. You was what I call
what I call a first class a jump.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Twins, or that's.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Dancing as a candy.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Give me the Rinso one one, two.
Speaker 12 (20:06):
Three it's a fact.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Rinso gets out stubborn dirt one two three. Arenso has
a triple action formula. Yes, Rinso gives you all. Three.
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Speaker 6 (20:25):
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Speaker 4 (20:26):
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Speaker 2 (20:33):
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Speaker 4 (20:34):
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Speaker 8 (20:40):
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Speaker 4 (20:41):
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Speaker 2 (20:44):
Just remember twinsle wo.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Well boyzer go into the police station and give myself up.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
But try to stop worrying, Kingfish, and sort to put
this thing out of your mind.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I can't do it, Hennah, this never would have happened
to stuff.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
I hadn't stole that money.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yeah, you're right. If you needed money, why didn't you
just give a bad check like most people do.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
Well, I'll try to take it. This is life, I guess, but.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Don't make it worse than it is, Kingfish, it ain't life.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
It's only two years.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, but I ain't a young man no more. Hennah,
I don't know if I can do two years.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Well, do as much of it as you can. You know,
I've once read a book about prisons, Kingfish. It's called
twenty thousand years in sing sing.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Some rap all right, twenty thousand years.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, a rap like that might break a man's spirit.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Stand away for two years of a long time. Just
think I won't be out till nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, if you put your name on the weight list now,
you'll be just in time to get a nineteen forty
six automobile. Was off your lonely old man up there,
And we'll try to find out when we can see
you there, and we'll meet you in the distant room
and bring you something to ease.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
You.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Better make it a hunk of mush, because you're gonna
have to push it through that screen.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Oh, this is a sair trip. Boys, don't forget to
write to me.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
And now, yes, uh, drop us a line and let
us know your permanent number, Kingfish. They try to get
a number with seven minute two there is lucky.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Well, and come on go down with me to the police. Jeeves.
While I confess the crime from a wife, I know
you'd do the same for me. Yeah, I'll do Doledgy
King and Henry, I'll say goodbye for you now, goodbye Henry.
And there is one little favorite that they want to
ask you.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Kingfish?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
My pal?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
While I was going away, try to forget what Sapphire
has done, forget that side of her, and promise me
that you'll invite over to your house once in a while.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Why, certainly, King Fish, we still have the highest regard
for Sapphire.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
And we've never questioned her integrity.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
But when she does come over, ask her to bring
back that pickle.
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Fork which one of you two men want to see me?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Uh, mister Chief, I as doing.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, yes, sir, I ain't no sssary to the crime
or nothing.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Get to the fact.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
I just want to ask you one thing, mister Chief.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Do you get any time off if you would turn
stage evidence against somebody that's very close to you?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Say, like myself, I don't get what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
He wants to be his own stool pigeons here, Card.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Let's get going. What's on your mind?
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Well, I know that this is going to mean the
penitential for me. I want to confess. I want to confess.
I believe I'll come back to some other comments.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wait a minute, there, you might as well come clean
right now.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Go ahead, gay fish, mister chief.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I got a record as clean as a pen. I
ain't never done.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Nothing long that I've ever been caught at my life.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well what have you done well?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
The other night, Johnna, I dress up like a woman
and I went into the Thompson dress Shop.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
And when it wasn't looking, I grabbed three hundred dollars
out the cash. That it's thing. I run out the place.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
So you're the one that robbed the Thompson dress shop.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
Huh I ah, I.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Listen to you.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I don't know what you're up to, but you're in
for a little surprise.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Here.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Take the three hundred dollars. We've already caught the crook.
Now get out of here.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Caught the crook, Yeah, you don't caught myselfhire?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Well, I don't know, but if your sapphire's a big, ugly,
stupid woman about six foot two inches tall, that's who
we've caught.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Well that ain't selfire Se, ain't but five foot one.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
I know that all kingfish.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
That is good news.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Oh, come on and let me go home to my way. So,
here's your three hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Fire, I thought you stolen. I was just trying to
protect you, George.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I've been looking high low for last money that belonged
to the woman's age, Jilary, how could you think I sold?
How could you think such a thing.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Of the one who is marriage Well, honey, darling.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Remember our agreements. We must always trust each other no
matter what happened. Remember, marriage is built on faith and trust.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Honey, I knew I was wrong to help us think
such a thing about the one I was married for.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
George, How can marriage people ever think that the other
one would commit such a terrible crime as robbery.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Well, I'll get the door, honey, George Stephens, Yes, officer,
come along with me.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Your wife reported you for stealing three hundred dollars from her.
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Speaker 2 (26:09):
Would be action.
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Hey?
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Speaker 3 (26:47):
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Speaker 6 (26:52):
Good night, folks, see you next Tuesday.
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Be sure to be with us next Tuesday evening at
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Ladies.
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He'll pay you.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
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guessed why Mary didn't want to see me more often
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until I overheard that whisper.
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Speaker 4 (29:00):
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With I'm Gabby Gibson. Yes, I'm Gaviy Gibson.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
This is Shorty Charley the Barber, Adam McDaniel has Sady Sampson,
blud Pluskin and his orchestra.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 6 (00:37):
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Speaker 3 (00:47):
Aw.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
The makers of Rinso invite you to sit back, relax
and enjoy the story of Amos Andnanda. It's a well
known fact that husbands take their wives for granted and
are accustomed to seeing them in a daily routine of housework. Tonight, however,
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the Kingfish came home and found no wife, no supper.
He's been pacing the floor, imagining everything, and his thoughts
have now turned from anger to suspicion.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Seven o'clock at night. She ain't never been out disolated.
I wonder if she's getting tired of me and would
be out with another. Oh, as you come, I'll give
her the third degree.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Oh oh, josh a little bit late.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yes, I would say, so, it's seven o'clock, playgirl.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
You ain't never been out that late since we've been married.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've been shopping shopping.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I notice your lip bruise is a little faint tonight,
kind of smeared up there.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Why, joyge what you mean if you've.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Been close to another man?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Come here a minute, let me smell them.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Sweet Oh, you smell my perfume?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Smells like shaving lotion to me, now, George, just because
I wasn't home one night in the kitchen cooking.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
When you come home, you get suspicions me suspicious.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
What's his name?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
George? Dolland you know.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Not wid Now, let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I'll find out who rubbed that shaving lotion on you
if I gotta go around and smell every man in town.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
George is just a new perfume I got. Now, listen
to dolland remember our agreement. We must always trust each
other no matter what happens. Remember, marriage is built on
faith and trust. Muh, I give you my word of honor.
I was out shopping at a second hand clothing store.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Well, I don't see why you had to go there.
You got enough second hand clothes.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
George, you gotta buy me some clothes like other husbands.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Do, like who VENs.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I look at miss van Poter. She's got a genuine
fox fur, genuine fur.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
I have throw it shoes a better fur than that
on the back fence. She ain't got nothing.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Other man's wife ain't got to beg like I do.
They got charge account.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Well, when Miss van Poter wants to buy something, she
just goes in the store and says charges to Ms
Van Poter, I like to do the same thing.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Well, it's alright with me. It was alright with Ms Van.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Poter, y'all.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
You simply got to get me some clothes.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Uh see where is at the door there? Will you?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Hello Sapphire, Hello, Sadie, come on in now, Look George,
I wants what I deserve.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Well, you ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Oh, yes, sim no you in huh you too?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sound like brands of Mumbletoe.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Were having another argument.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Alright enough, and Sadie.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
You stay out her us. We don't need no help.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Oh I'm gonna do is to listen to both sides
and see which one is right, and then pitch in
and help sciphire. It's the same old thing, Sadie. I
wanna get a little more out of life. Then I'm
getting some clothes, shoes, a new hat, some of the
little things that makes life worthwhile. Nah, you're getting smile
(04:12):
sop Fhi. You know life is just like the tunnel
of love.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
While you're going through, you gotta grab what.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
You can get.
Speaker 8 (04:20):
Well, you just let me in south fire fight our
own fights. We enjoy it that way.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You listen to me, George Stevens. If you don't give
me some money, I'm gonna do something that gonna make
you sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Well, go ahead and do it, alright, I will do it.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'll do it tonight and you'll be sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well see if I are sorry, I just leave it goodbye.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
What you gonna do, sa fi, I'm gonna get a
job to go to work.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't blame it serving life.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
By the way, did you get the money from the
charity bazaar at the meeting this afternoon? Got a ride
here in a pocket book?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Three hundred dollars? You is a trade you're so, here's
the three hundred.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Well, I'll put it in the bank tomorrow afternoon. In
the meantime, I'll hide it somewhere around here.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Why ain't gonna put it?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Well, let me see. I I'll put it between the
sheets and the linen closet.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You said something about getting a job.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Where are you gonna get a job tonight?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Over at the newspaper office. See, I know one of
the edisors over there, and he works at night. I'm
going over and see him right now.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't blame you.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Say what started all this trouble anyway, sampa Or He
practically said that some man spirited off my lip root
isn't normal?
Speaker 9 (05:25):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Aware of getting it all?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
You is really down in the dump this morning at
King says, Oh that's.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
My wife again. She got some silly notion in the head.
But wanting in the sessters of life. You talking about
shoes and stockings and hankchifs and all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Wants to show off.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Yeah, I wish I could invent somewhere to make some
quick money, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
What that or invent something that would pay off.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, that inventor is a good game. Or right, there's
the old saying in the invention line.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
You invent something worthwhile and the mice will be the
better pairth to your door.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well, what could we invent?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Well, what is the shortage of the need of houses?
Now there's one. Well, now wait a.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Minute, there's the prefabulated houses.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Them are the ones that you buy, you know, and
put together on.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
A friend of mine was one of them. Didn't work out.
What happened, Well, he ordered a prefabulated house.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
They'd drive up and dump six loads of brick on
his lot and.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Say, there there is put it together.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Well, inventions pay your money, though. Look at that man
that invent a fountain pen at the deep sea divers
use you know.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Yes, say you know that pen?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Advertisement?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Give me a idea, And I've done been toying with
a fountain pen that's got enough ink in it to
write for ten years without refilling.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Say that don't sound bad? Ten years?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I ain't made it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Draw on or the thing according to my figure, and
the pen would stand about four feet high after right
with both hands.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, well I don't know, and yeah, I don't like
to say no right off the bat. But the thing
don't seem too hander. How can a man carry a
penn's four feet.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Long in the golf bag?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I never thought of that. Yeah, we think of something else. Uh, yeah,
come here. Name of well, hi fellas.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Uh, well, we had a little excitement around our way.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Last name.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Well, when I was going home around nine o'clock, I
see some police up the street in front.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Of a new store that just opened, a woman's dust shop.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Yeah, they order close them things down.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No, no, there was a robbery there.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Some women went in the cash register and took around
three hundred dollars and beat it.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Man.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
They didn't get her.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Huh, no they didn't. I wonder why women do a
thing like that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, women needs money to buy clothes with. I guess
they all want clothes.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Three hundred dollars, Uh.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yeah, a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, boys, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I got a call with the cabs, so well, uh
drop me and and off at my house.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Well the amos.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Uh we're looking the ice box here and get a
bite of lunch.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, ain't nothing in the Kingfisher in the icebox there, Kingfish.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Oh, unless you want to try a little mustard on
one of them ice cubes.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Now look here, even that light don't work when you
open the door.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
And on top of that, there ain't even no ice
cubes in there.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Your wife done defrosted this icebox.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Oh, that was done from the main office of the utility.
Come there on the tenth of the month.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Well, that is the longest defrost in history.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Wait a minute, I tell you what. I look in
the linen closet.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
My wife usually keep some change in there between the sheets.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I get a little change and we go ahead and
get a hamburger.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah, yeah, look between them sheets.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yeah, she usually keep it right about.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Oh oh, if this ain't Confederate money, we done struck oil.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We'll bring it out here in the light.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Let me see it.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Hey, wait a minute, is we in my house?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Holy mackerel? How much?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Look at here? One hundred there's two hundred, three hundred dollars?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Yeah, where'd that money come from? King Fish?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Uh uh three? Uh? Wait a minute, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Wait a minute. What your eyes popping out? About it?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
And my wife, but she's done it.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
She told me last night that she was gonna do
something and I'd be sorry for She left the house
around seven thirty and she didn't get back till ten.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Well, what about it?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
That store was robbed at nine o'clock, and Amos said
it was robbed of around three hundred dollars Oh.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, kingfish, What is you gonna do?
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Oh mee, what'd I do?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm gonna take this money so she can't spend it
any Do you realize what this means? But sphire, my
own wife is guilty of petty lottery.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Oh yeah, kingfish, your wife has got you in trouble.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Why did I ever marry that woman? High order? Took
the advice of my folks to give me years ago.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
You know, And Mama then told me when I was
in knee pane. My mama then told me, said she
friend a woman.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Sweet tall and give you the big guy. But when the.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Sweet talking is due, a woman's a two faces.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
You're so right?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Or worry something? Who leave you to sing?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
The blue the blues in the night.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Right now the rains are calling, the train of calling.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Who my mama done told me he that lonesome whistle
blow and crossed the tresslie.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yes, my mama then told me who is who?
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Who? Clicking? They like an echoing back the blue.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
The blues in the nurse.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Evening brees and start the trees to thine and the
the lightest line.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
When you get the blues in the night, take my.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Word, the marking Brdle singing side is kind of song.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
He knows things are wrong.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
And he's right.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
You know, he's always right, from not just the more Bell,
from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blues.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I've been in some big time and earning some big
tom But there is one thing I know.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
A warm of the two bases or worry something.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
You hear you sing the blues, the blue in the dies.
I got the blues on my left, the blues on
my right, the blues and the day, Ma, Mama, world's right.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I've got those blue and the.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Ladies.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
If hard water is your wash day problem, listen to this.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
The water as hard as a rock in our town.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
But all the same, Rinso gives me heaps of hard
working SuDS.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I've told nearly every woman in town about Rinso.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yes, Rinso is especially good news in hard water communities
because Rinso's triple action formula includes a special SuDS booster
that makes mountains of sturdy SuDS even in hard water,
and Rinso's soapy rich bass makes SuDS that drive deep,
get out stubborn dirt without hard rubbing or scrubbing, even
extra soil work clothes or no trick with Rinso, because
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Rinso's grease chaser goes after grease and grime. So remember
Rinso's triple actions.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Thuds for a wash, that's Rinso, rinsa for a wash,
that's Dad. Things it can be did.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
With the Rinso one two three, one two three.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Oh, I tell you boys, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
My own wife a common criminal stealing three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yes, Kingfish, it's not only a deplorable situation, but also
quite a haul. Certainly was a surprise of the Kingfish.
But when you phoned me and told me, I just
couldn't believe it. Sapphire was at the house for supper
just two nights ago.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
I knew as you were. You know, nobody would believe it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Why when I told my wife the news, she took
a quick glance at our silverware, Kingfishes, you noticed a
strange picklefork.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Around your house, Hannah, and my wife wouldn't stew to that.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
She wants cash.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
By the way, Henna, I don't want this to get
out nowhere, So tell your why, if not to.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Breathe it to a soul, all right, eye upon her
and tell her she's only been over to doty shop
for two or three minutes too late.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Now, I can't believe staff are doing a thing like this.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You know, this whole thing is gonna finish her as
far as her friends go.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, I don't know. I'm sure that we would all
still like to have her get together. However, I think
the social set will insist on frisking her on her
way out.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Well, I don't know what to do. Got the three
hundred dollars that you took. I took it out from
between the sheets and the linen closet. But it looked
like to me as my duty as a citizen to
turn her over to the police.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
But she is my wife.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know she could get two years and sing sing
for this. I would talk to a lawyer and get
the legalized.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Picture of this case. Yeah that's a good idea.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Come on, Anna, let's go over to see Gabby Gibson. Well,
here's Gaber's office.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, look at that sign he got on the door
by a pointment only.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Well, let's take a chance.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Hello there, Gabby.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I like that boy.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You see the sign on the door house? Jan up?
I mean the dandop. You got to make an apartment.
Speaker 11 (15:16):
You gotta wait your turn, Yes, indeed, you gotta wait
your turn.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Well, when can I get your first opening that you
ain't visit?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You've got to sit down?
Speaker 8 (15:25):
Uh, Gavia, I want you to help me.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I got a big problem, any problem you guys writing
my line? Right up my line?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
It revolves the sum of three hundred dollars in my line.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Definitely in my line. But I can't pay you no fee.
That's the end of the line.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Tell him king fish, tell.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Her, well, tell me this, Gabby.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
If you don't have that experience with women criminals.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh yes, indeed, yes, indeed.
Speaker 11 (15:45):
And I discovered when a woman turns criminal, she's got
much more consideration than a man, much more consideration.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
What you mean consideration?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Well, I once had the case for a woman that
killed her husking by stabbing. Would a hatpin stadne?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Would have hat pin had been?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Why didn't he use a gun?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That was the consideration?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
She didn't want to wake up children?
Speaker 8 (16:04):
No loten? Yeah, yeah, my wife has done stole three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You got a nice combination. Now you was light headed
and your wife's light fingers.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Oh this is serious.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Gabe, how would you like it if you was married
to a woman like Sciphire all your life and then
she had to be sent away for two years?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Lovely?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Lovely?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Yeah, but listen, Gabrie, what is the Kingfish gonna do?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well? Somebody got paid that crime. I got an idea.
If you don't want her to go to the pan,
why don't you take the rapper? Gets somebody else, take
it far.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
That's somebody else. Outea do sound bad?
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Help me get somebody else, confess the crime. I don't
think you'll have no trouble finding somebody. A lot of
people looking for a one room apartment.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Well, listen, Kingfish, you know something I think Shorty the
barbers are man. He done been victed out of his
room and he ain't got no place to say.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well that's that. Now, come on, get out of here, boys,
get out here. I'm a business man.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We left on my neck.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Let me check my calenar hand. What my next apartment is?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, when is it?
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Gabby?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
November sixteenth, I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
To Dannis Old.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Listen, Nana.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
They gotta sell Shorty on the idea of taking the
wrap and going up for two years.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, I know, it.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Well, let's get on in the barber shop here and
do it all right, Hello shorty.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Well, if it ain't things andy, I'm glad he But
what's higher fella?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Uh shorty, old fell I understand that you can't find
a place to live. No, it's terrible going from one
place to another.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I can't get nowhere else.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yes, night, don't please.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
I can find the sleeper in one of them hollow
all night burlesque shows.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
You mean, well, they got them dancing girls.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I can close my eyes until six o'clock this morning.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Uh, shorty. Uh.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
We are gonna do something for her that'll make you're happy.
We're gonna range for something that we know as you needed,
something that will make your life sweet and pleasant for you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Again, Oh, King, Just the sweetest thing I hear since
Truman's speech last name. You know something, mister Truman show
made millions of horses happy.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
U Shorty.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
How would you like to live in a big players
where you ain't got a paint, no rent, You get
all your.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Food for nothing?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Oh man, that that's sounds wonderful, King grig I like
to live in a place like.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
That with the rest of my life.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Well, uh, I might have arranged for it for two years.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
But where where's the place?
Speaker 12 (18:40):
Where? Where?
Speaker 8 (18:41):
It's a beautiful spot shorty overlooking the Hudson.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, sort of a stone house, big, plenty of police protection.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah, twenty four hour service.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But what's the name of the place where? What's name?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Well, the name the Oh yeah, I think they.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Sometimes call it fell and ay Acres?
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Yeah yeah, or loss of their manner? Oh, I like it.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
That's that's what I'm looking Wait a minute, boys, that
this sounds like a penitentiary.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
What's wrong in living there? I could get you a
nice and jail room.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Mad No, no, notings building that that's finals?
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Well, then I guess the dealers off.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I know how South I would treat me if things
was reverse. She just told me that marriage is built
on saith and trust. And I gonna take the rap
for and I gonna say that I've done it myself. Oh, kids,
Rish you mean you're going to the penitency for your way?
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Right? You know something?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You was a man among men, Yes, you was leaving
up to the marriage rouse. You was what I call
what I call a first class a jump.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Twins, or that's.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Dancing as a candy.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Give me the Rinso one one, two.
Speaker 12 (20:06):
Three it's a fact.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Rinso gets out stubborn dirt one two three. Arenso has
a triple action formula. Yes, Rinso gives you all. Three.
One Rinso's soapy rich base makes SuDS. The drive deep
down gets out stubborn dirt without heart rubbing or scrubbing.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Two.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Rinsos SuDS booster means even in hard water you get
heaps of hard working SuDS and fast.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Three.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Rinso's grease Chaser goes after grease and grime, but it's
easy on hands. Helps prevent yellowing of clothes.
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Two.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
So if you want to wash, that's the envy of
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Just remember twinsle wo.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Well boyzer go into the police station and give myself up.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
But try to stop worrying, Kingfish, and sort to put
this thing out of your mind.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I can't do it, Hennah, this never would have happened
to stuff.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
I hadn't stole that money.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yeah, you're right. If you needed money, why didn't you
just give a bad check like most people do.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
Well, I'll try to take it. This is life, I guess, but.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Don't make it worse than it is, Kingfish, it ain't life.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
It's only two years.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, but I ain't a young man no more. Hennah,
I don't know if I can do two years.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Well, do as much of it as you can. You know,
I've once read a book about prisons, Kingfish. It's called
twenty thousand years in sing sing.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Some rap all right, twenty thousand years.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, a rap like that might break a man's spirit.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Stand away for two years of a long time. Just
think I won't be out till nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, if you put your name on the weight list now,
you'll be just in time to get a nineteen forty
six automobile. Was off your lonely old man up there,
And we'll try to find out when we can see
you there, and we'll meet you in the distant room
and bring you something to ease.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
You.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Better make it a hunk of mush, because you're gonna
have to push it through that screen.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Oh, this is a sair trip. Boys, don't forget to
write to me.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
And now, yes, uh, drop us a line and let
us know your permanent number, Kingfish. They try to get
a number with seven minute two there is lucky.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Well, and come on go down with me to the police. Jeeves.
While I confess the crime from a wife, I know
you'd do the same for me. Yeah, I'll do Doledgy
King and Henry, I'll say goodbye for you now, goodbye Henry.
And there is one little favorite that they want to
ask you.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Kingfish?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
My pal?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
While I was going away, try to forget what Sapphire
has done, forget that side of her, and promise me
that you'll invite over to your house once in a while.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Why, certainly, King Fish, we still have the highest regard
for Sapphire.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
And we've never questioned her integrity.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
But when she does come over, ask her to bring
back that pickle.
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Fork which one of you two men want to see me?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Uh, mister Chief, I as doing.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, yes, sir, I ain't no sssary to the crime
or nothing.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Get to the fact.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
I just want to ask you one thing, mister Chief.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Do you get any time off if you would turn
stage evidence against somebody that's very close to you?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Say, like myself, I don't get what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
He wants to be his own stool pigeons here, Card.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Let's get going. What's on your mind?
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Well, I know that this is going to mean the
penitential for me. I want to confess. I want to confess.
I believe I'll come back to some other comments.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wait a minute, there, you might as well come clean
right now.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Go ahead, gay fish, mister chief.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I got a record as clean as a pen. I
ain't never done.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Nothing long that I've ever been caught at my life.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well what have you done well?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
The other night, Johnna, I dress up like a woman
and I went into the Thompson dress Shop.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
And when it wasn't looking, I grabbed three hundred dollars
out the cash. That it's thing. I run out the place.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
So you're the one that robbed the Thompson dress shop.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
Huh I ah, I.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Listen to you.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I don't know what you're up to, but you're in
for a little surprise.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Here.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Take the three hundred dollars. We've already caught the crook.
Now get out of here.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Caught the crook, Yeah, you don't caught myselfhire?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Well, I don't know, but if your sapphire's a big, ugly,
stupid woman about six foot two inches tall, that's who
we've caught.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Well that ain't selfire Se, ain't but five foot one.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
I know that all kingfish.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
That is good news.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Oh, come on and let me go home to my way. So,
here's your three hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Fire, I thought you stolen. I was just trying to
protect you, George.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I've been looking high low for last money that belonged
to the woman's age, Jilary, how could you think I sold?
How could you think such a thing.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Of the one who is marriage Well, honey, darling.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Remember our agreements. We must always trust each other no
matter what happened. Remember, marriage is built on faith and trust.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Honey, I knew I was wrong to help us think
such a thing about the one I was married for.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
George, How can marriage people ever think that the other
one would commit such a terrible crime as robbery.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Well, I'll get the door, honey, George Stephens, Yes, officer,
come along with me.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Your wife reported you for stealing three hundred dollars from her.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Ladies, Seems to me if I was you, what I'd
want from a wass day soap.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Would be action.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, the more action the soapas the less action you
gotta have. Now, Renso's got them triple actions such so
let rinso do it?
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Boys, Well, ladies, why not let Rinso save you work
next wash day. Rinso's triple action formula is especially devised
to get out stubborn dirt fast, to save you hard scrubbing.
And yet Rinsol's so safe it keeps washable colors. Tops
in brightness. Rinso bright, gets white things tops in whiteness
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Rinso white. And it's simple as one two three.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
One two three.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Ask for Rinso.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Good night, folks, see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Be sure to be with us next Tuesday evening at
the same time when the makers of rin Soul will
again present the Amos and Andy Show. This is Carlton
Cadell saying good night to all of you, from all
of us.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Ladies.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Without the waist kitchen fat you've been saving, the soap
shortage would be worse. So please go on saving every
drop of waste kitchen fat possible, then rush it to
your meat dealer.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
He'll pay you.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Cash, and remember, more fat means more soap. I never
guessed why Mary didn't want to see me more often
(28:11):
until I overheard that whisper.
Speaker 13 (28:13):
You know, the way to make sure that people won't
whisper about you is to take a daily lifeboy bath. Yes,
the way to get all over protection and lasting protection
is to take a bath with life boy. Life boy
is the only soul especially made to stop BOH. If
you don't bathe with life boy, people may whisper be
(28:33):
get life Boy.
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