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it's about time for the annual Mystic Knights of the
Sea Lodge Hall outing the yearly boat trip to Hendrik
Hudson Island, with the trip only a few days away.
The Kingfisher's wife, Sapphire, and her mother are.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Looking over the album of pictures they took on the
last outing.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Here's a good picture. Look at this one. Oh that cute.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh look, George, this was taken right on the beach
of the island.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's a picture of that wheel that
watched up.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah yeah, that said wait a minute, Bay, that's me.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah so it is.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I got my monsters mixed up there, didn't I The
one with defens is the wheel. I remember that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He my mind? Have you mind? Look at this stamp
shop here?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh George, it's you with the husting river behind you.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Yeah, look at that bull legs.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't have no bull legs.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh no, in this picture you straddles that river like that, George,
Washington Bridge.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's that tackle there, Mama, somebody live will come along
and slip an egg on the you. What is this
picture here?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh, that's one of the games we played. There's that
young wid Jackson finishing the hundred yard day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh yeah, I remember that. I never see the girl
run that fairs in Malay whose we didn't find out
till later that and it was cheers.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh, I bet we'll have even a bigger and better
outing this year.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wait a minute, now, after last year is playing big guys? Hung?
Speaker 8 (03:25):
We done called off the future told me in festivals.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Why what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (03:30):
George?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The outing is set for next Sunday, and I want
you to hie the boat today.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, the same one we got last year the mad pools.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yes, George, and you better stuck up on the food
and the soft drinks and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We had hold hold of. Dare where's we getting the
money for all these gay doings?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Why?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
George?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
After we had that raplie Christmas time for the outing
fun we collected over five hundred dollars. You haven't in
the large hall safe?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah? I forgot I had it there. Got a locked
right in there, don't it.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Everybody's looking forward to it, the members, the women's auxiliary, everybody.
Just think what it would be like if we didn't
have the money down there and the lodge, Say, wouldn't
that be a terrible thing?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah? Sure is. I mean the shore would be.
Speaker 9 (04:28):
King fish.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You mean to say that you done spent the money
the brothers collected for the outing there ain't no money
to hire the boat or nothing.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Well, I'll spend it to you how it happened. And
when the money come in for the outing, I put
it in to see if but then something happened.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I took a little out, but I put a.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Little back in the next time I took more out
than I put back in.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well, the inning and the outing been going on since
January with more outing than inning. So the outing ain't in.
That's all. In other words, between your in and out
and the outing is out. Huh yeah, that's the ghust
of it. Dare you got a pretty good fun of it? Well,
you better do something though all the members are comping
on this boat trip.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Well, I was singing or using the money from the
insurance fund for the outing fund, but I don't already
done use the money from the insurance fund to replaces
the welfare fund that I used to make up the
deficits for the health fund.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You see where you're.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Well, why don't you fall back on the sinking fund.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, I've been.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Doing a little tilt tapping there too.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And if I falls back on that, I gonna land
on the dollars heady it cents, I.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Can tell you, well, what is you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Can't well? I don't merged all the funds, including the
bonds and a ten thousand dollars in den sure, and
I don't manage to.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Scream up two hundred dollars. I just have to swing
the boat trip on death someway.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, but the boat company wants three hundred and fifty
dollars for the Mariposa. You can't afford the boat, and
you ain't got nothing to buy the food and the
soft drinks with. I figure I can work that out
in now. I think we could get a cheaper boat
and then cut the drink and the food expends to
the boone.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Oh, how you're gonna do that now?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Can now? Well?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
I done looked up the tide schedule for tomorrow, and
we is in for.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
A pretty high tide and some ground swells, So there
ain't no use over buying on the food. Those of
the brothers gonna be upset by all their rocking and ruling,
so we ought to turn a neat profit on their
weak stomach. Salon you see that. Yeah, But listen, king face,
them brothers paid their money. They ain't gonna let a
little thing like rolling around the deck in agon they
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stopping from stuffing themselves. Wella is gonna slow them down
a little bit anyway. Now, besides that, I got another angle.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Last year we spend thirty five dollars alone on hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I think we can cut that to the boone too. Yeah,
how you gonna do that? But now here is the plan,
and I gonna put you down in the galley of
the ship cooking.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Now, if any of the brothers managers are stagger down
the stairway there for the hot dog, here's what you do.
When you serves the dog.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
You reaches for the mustard stick with your right hand,
and you palms the hot dog.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Out of the road with your left.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But even with the boat rock and the brothers, was
gonna know if they had a hot dog or not,
ain't That's where the mustard comes in.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Me is gonna use hot English mustard, and we're gonna
loaded with horse reddish. And between the mustard and the
horse reddish, their gums are gonna be so numb they
ain't gonna know what.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Happened to me. You mean that you was gonna serve
the whole thirty brothers and their wives with one hot dog. No,
we better get two kids. The first one gets tattered
up a little bit. The next thing is the potato salad. Yeah, now,
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we done got eight gallons last year. I think we
can get along with two quarts this time. I wait
a minute, how you gonna do that? I ain't gonna
palm no potato salad. I'll tell you that, right, I'll
tell you what we're gonna Look here, you follow we
followed the same principle that we're done with. The mustard.
Might make a slight change in the recipe. Now, instead
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of using vinegar, we're gonna cut the stuff with energy.
And yeah, well that'll take care of that all right. Now,
what about the soft drinks? But not listen to anybody.
The time they get through fighting the mustard and the energy,
and they ain't gonna be in no shape for no
soft drinks. I think we can cover that situation with
full gallons of cool water and a lemon. Well, I
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hope it works out for your sake. Then we go
down to the document ourselves a cheaper boat than the Mariposa.
We can find a good boat down there. Well, it
better work, because if the brothers find out about you
tapping the out in fun.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
They ain't gonna like it very well.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
If you don't think they'd resort to violence.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Do you, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They kind of got it in for you special over
that little incident over the burial fund last year they
married about dead. Huh Yeah, rarial fund included a bronze
casket and it didn't set too well with some of
the brother's law and Brother Simpson into the ground in
that second hand cedar chest. Do you think they're gonna
take action?
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Well, I'll tell you one, thank king frist.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Unless you come up with that boat trip, you're going
to end up just as mouthproof as Brother Simpson war.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
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Speaker 1 (10:31):
You got a lot of them, pleasure boots tied up
down here to dog or yeah, say there's a nice sailboat.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Sailboat enter, that's what they call a sloop. How can
you tell it? The sloop by the rear deck end?
Sloop always has a troop to the poop.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Well, hey, what's that one over there?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
That big one?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
That's what they call a twin forecastle of brigotine.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Show me where the forecasil is?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Or you can't see a focus land there focuses like
a diesel engine, only more powerful.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You see. Well, we're gonna runt a boat. I'm glad
you know so much about him. Hey there's a boat
we might be able to afford. Focus with your eyes
on that?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Or what I love it?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's about a forty foot of the Mary Ellen, Yeah,
pretty name, or to get about twenty five or thirty
the brothers and the wires on that thing Yeah, the
Mary Ellen kind of weather beaten, but it might do.
They looked like a sailor sitting there on the deck.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Yeah, you look like one of them real old salts.
All right, that's asking about renting the boat. Let me
do the talking to Annie. You gotta speak their language
or the fellow jippy every time.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Yeah, that's right, go ahead, why them mit, Oh your shelf.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
By the clouds, I'd say the wind was northwest by
quarter west off they loved quarter.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
By my nose. I'd say it's dead south off the
pish market. You will say, they call me the old Salt.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Well, look, mister old Salt, is the boat mary Ellen?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Parent?
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Tain't?
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Well, we just wanted to go up to Henry Hudson Island.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
For a d still tain't.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
We'd pay you one hundred and fifty dollars for it?
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Maybe tis.
Speaker 12 (12:20):
Sus the taint that the one hundred and fifty cash.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Yeah, tis, Then we can have it for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Just one more thing, Uh, we'll have any trouble sailing.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
The thing won't have no trouble sailing in this boat.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Fine, we'll take it for the day. And by the way,
we want to do some cooking on it as they
got a stove and all that humding of a stove
down in the galley. Then there's the deal, not tain't
or here's your money right here tis We will be
down the first thing in the morning with thirty brothers
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and the wives.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
She'll be right here waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Fine, see you downs, see you there, and come hi, Tom.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I'm the fishing going.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
The old Mary Allen today.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Catch anything.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
Couple of suckers rented them this old tub for days
out and up to hendriy Kutson.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Island rented this thing. Do they know anything about it?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Nope?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Well why didn't you term it ate your boat? The
former owner abandoned it. The mowners was pulled out years
ago when the bottoms all caved in. And when high
tide comes in tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, it'll be
five feet under water.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Why didn't you tell him that?
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Didn't ask me?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Boy sow his chili down here at this duck early
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yah, And here's quarter to seven. The further off you
arriving on the boats here in about hour. I was
just saying, and we don't know too much about boats.
It might be a good idea. You and me went
down below and got the motor starter, kind of get
our hands in, you know. Yeah, yeah, get the motor starter.
That's a good idea. Yeah, I think the motor ought
to be down the stairs here. Hit the man. Man,
(14:14):
they're on the boat. You don't call it stairs, you
call it scuttle.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
But well, let's scuddle ourselves down there.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, careful there, and there's lower here. Now watch your
head on the beams. What beams ow those being? Here's
a stove. Here's a stove here. This must be the galley. Theah,
the engine must be back here. Yeah, there's a sign
on the door of the engine room. Open it up there, and.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
Wow, it's dark in here.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
There were lighter mats that we can see the motor there. Yeah, yeah,
that's better.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
No, it ain't. I still can't see the motor. Then
s hold the masters that we can all see. Yeah,
there's got to be around here somewhere. No fellow would
have running us the boat without a motor, would it.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Oh, kingfish, that sort of thing is your racket.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
If the engine ain't in the engine room, I don't
know where else the engine could be.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, now, look, andy, this is the atomic age. Boy,
there's indeed, this is the twentieth century here, kis.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Hey, everything is condensed there. The motor must be.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Tucked away somewhere in the boat here. All we got
to do is find it. Now, let's start looking for it.
Come on, let's go and look at it. Oh, listen, Kingfish,
I as tired. We're done search this boat for the
last half hour. The only thing we've unfound was a
rusty anchor, chained old pair of dungarees, and a dead mackerel.
(15:44):
What's the thing we found? Any kind of propulsion was
when I sat down on that crab. Bit me get
panicking right away. Now, I'll tell you what we'll do.
And uh we is here in the back of the boat.
Yeah oh yeah, yeah, there's the propeller chaft coming in.
That's right in.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
And now the thing we have to do is to
follow that propeller shah. Of course there's got to be
a motor on the end of it. Yeah, that's right,
that's right, Okay, let's go. Yeah, I'll put my hand
on the thing here and follow the thing up. Yeah,
that's right, to kind of crawl along here, keep going, yeah,
keep going, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I come to the
end of the shaft.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah good, oh yeah, Now, now we'll let the match
and then see if there's anything there. Yeah, find anything
in it. Yeah, it's a tag, but tag, what do
we say? Motor condemned by US Coast Guard and removed
July nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
And that old salt dung jip to us he knowed
this boat didn't have no mood in it.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? King't fish? The
brothers will be here in ten of fifteen minutes ready
to say.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Well, I'll tell you what, and then we're gonna have
to fool them. Now, look here, we can keep the
brothers and they're wives, oh jolly unhappy here on the doc.
Make them think that we got a big party going.
They'll never miss the tripodall you see.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Yeah, that's right. If you can get them whooped it up,
it just might work. But if it don't, boy, and
anything else go wrong, is going to be the end
of you.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Well, now then or what else can go wrong?
Speaker 9 (17:05):
I don't know, But if anything else.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Happens on this boat, I got idea them brothers are
going to make mutiny on the body look like a
Sunday school picnic.
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Speaker 6 (18:37):
I said, folks. Whoop it up, whoop it up.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Happy haper writer Sunshine Jola Jolly over the bound in
men and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, Mama, dear, this boat ain't bad. But what as
we getting started with?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Islands?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yes, Joe, I saw the brothers and the wives is
getting him passid?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Sure? Well we get movers, do we're having a little
more to trouble, have no trouble getting it started missing?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah you might say it work.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, thank George. Out of that six hot dogs and
I'm still hung Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Well, I'll take care that right away.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Mama.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Let's have a nice party here now. Folks be happy
if you jolly hats get some action here. Yeah, we
know the Kinks kank fish. I won't speak to you.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
The brothers has been complaining about the hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, well I know Andy has prepared for that emergency.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I done took the precaution of buying three dozen hot
dogs yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Give the brothers a fair shake. You might start slipping
the hot dog in there the other rules. I'm glad
you got some new hot dogs. The one I've been
palming is getting all war out. The skinner is hanging
off that thing like a peel banana. What happened to
the thing? And well I served the hot dog and
that missus depeister she's got them buck teeth, and she
(19:54):
snapped at it before I could palm the rolls.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
I won't tell you something.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That poor hot dog took kind of a beaten when
I had the prior pivot tooth out of it. Do
the best you can and get back in the gallery there,
and I'll keep things going up. Hello there, phone, come on,
that's ever it. That's how's the fun? Yuh oh, that's
at your time. Seal us laught for me, your salers
(20:20):
kiffish tingfish.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
I want to worry with you, Hold Calhoun, what is
the trouble on behalf of the grievous committee. I've got
some complaints on the conduct of this air boat trip.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What's the matter?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
I got the complaints all rid up here in legal fashion.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Read them all one, hot dogs, it is yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
By alleged.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
That is telling hot dogs mustard.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And horse radish is being served.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
That is my contention that them sad mustard is a
violation of the pure food and drug adds, and the
poor mentioned horse readish is against the best instance of
the brothers garhole bladders.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, now that's all in the two care of Calhoun.
We're putting hot dogs in the hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Now, that's what we're doing, not two potato salad.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
It is yeah by Alarge, that some inflammable substance has
been introduced.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Into the potato salad.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
As evidence of this, brother Higgins dropped the Laddie cigar
on his plate and is now suffering from third degree burns.
Potato tella gut exploded under brus yes cut number three lemonade.
This a lad beverage, upon being analyzed, was not only
found to be lemonless, but contained several fun objects to
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whip four bobby tims, a tea strainer, a golf ball,
and another identified.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Two pays taking fish.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Some of the brothers had.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Awful time taking that stuff.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
You mean us there? Two pair of lemonade. That's what
happened to mama's poodle cut.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm gonna have Andy throwing another lemon in there, boy,
and that's gonna s price the whole thing up.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
And further more, the freeman's commitic complains that the brother's
paid for the.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Large boat trips.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
And there is father hole Arge.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Come here, who cares?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
How I I want to show you something You was
acting in bad fee.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
You don't promise us a trip to the island, and
no such trip has been forthcoming.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
They brother maintains that you that you that you Now?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's funny?
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Is I've been talking this moopstack all this time?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Whats is you want to show this? How fi?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Look at George? You look over the side of the
boat there.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, the water's come up quite a bit in it. Yes,
that just means that the tide is coming in.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I know, Joyce, when the tide comes in the boat,
you go up with it, Joyce Stevens. Is something wrong here?
This boat ain't soaking?
Speaker 8 (22:54):
What's you talking about? It's a wooden boat in it?
Why wouldn't it floyd? The only reason it wouldn't floid
if it had a hole in the hold a whole
Uh excuse man, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, I'm gonna holler down the and in the galley
and you down there. Yeah, the funny thing, Andy, the
tire is coming in up here.
Speaker 12 (23:16):
Funny thing it's coming in down here?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Is it rising fast? I think so? It just put
the stove out in the galley, smooth. There must be
a hole down there. You think it's small enough to
plug up? I don't think so.
Speaker 12 (23:34):
School of macrol just swum in here with me.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I want get out of there fast and there get out.
Oh me, you look at the water. It's starting to
come over the sides of the boost.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
George, George, what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Judge?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
What are we gonna do? The deck is getting slooty?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, King Fish, you better get these people off this
boat and get them off here quick to you in charge?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Do something?
Speaker 9 (23:54):
George?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
What's going happen?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Hell fools, says the captain of the Titanic said, I
think we is in for.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
A wet afternoon. Wait a minute, now, quiet you folks, quiet, listen.
We all gotta go back. We gotta go back, and
(24:21):
we're on the docs. See if now, and if you'll
just be quiet. The king he's had something to say.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Don't let him say. Let me add him.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I'm supposed to have been a note.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Lash his eyes out.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Calm down, Calm down now, listen, folks, I gonna talk
to you like that great brother that belongs to that
great fraternity, the mystic Knights of the Sea. And I'm
gonna tell you now that this was all a mistake.
My loving children, the fellow that rented meet us.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Vote to Mary Ellen done, jip mey Just think of
a man that would do a thing like that to me.
It wasn't my fault. But I tell you, I gonna
refund everybody their money. It's costing me you a lot,
but everybody will get back every cent DP.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
Well, that's difficult deal, not everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Here's what we're gonna do. Now, here's what I want
you to get in the spirit of this thing. Now
we're up on the dock. Here, let's line up here
and we'll march back to the buses singing the famous
large hall song.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Alright, one, two three, go well and then that was
(25:50):
a mess yesterday, all right. Sure was lucky that nobody
got hurt on that boat, leaking like.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It was, you know it? Oh yeah, I amus that
was something. But outside of a few wet feets in
a couple of cases of tolmain, there wasn't no real damage.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
It will certain it was big of the Kingfish dude,
to refund everybody their money.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Back, big of it. He had to do it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
The brothers could give him a burial at sea, right
there at the dock if he didn't. But that was
something that old salt chartering the Kingfish. That no good
boat for one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Well, I guess this will teach the kingfish a lesson
once and for all that it just don't pay the
cheat and jip people in there.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Yeah, you're right, I guess he has done learned his lesson.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I ain't no two ways about. Well. There you are,
Old Salt two hundred and fifty dollars for chartering me
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She's a good boat, isn't she, old thought. Well, i'll
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it's about time for the annual Mystic Knights of the
Sea Lodge Hall outing the yearly boat trip to Hendrik
Hudson Island, with the trip only a few days away.
The Kingfisher's wife, Sapphire, and her mother are.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Looking over the album of pictures they took on the
last outing.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Here's a good picture. Look at this one. Oh that cute.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh look, George, this was taken right on the beach
of the island.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's a picture of that wheel that
watched up.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah yeah, that said wait a minute, Bay, that's me.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah so it is.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I got my monsters mixed up there, didn't I The
one with defens is the wheel. I remember that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He my mind? Have you mind? Look at this stamp
shop here?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh George, it's you with the husting river behind you.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Yeah, look at that bull legs.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't have no bull legs.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh no, in this picture you straddles that river like that, George,
Washington Bridge.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's that tackle there, Mama, somebody live will come along
and slip an egg on the you. What is this
picture here?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh, that's one of the games we played. There's that
young wid Jackson finishing the hundred yard day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh yeah, I remember that. I never see the girl
run that fairs in Malay whose we didn't find out
till later that and it was cheers.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh, I bet we'll have even a bigger and better
outing this year.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wait a minute, now, after last year is playing big guys? Hung?
Speaker 8 (03:25):
We done called off the future told me in festivals.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Why what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (03:30):
George?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The outing is set for next Sunday, and I want
you to hie the boat today.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, the same one we got last year the mad pools.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yes, George, and you better stuck up on the food
and the soft drinks and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We had hold hold of. Dare where's we getting the
money for all these gay doings?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Why?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
George?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
After we had that raplie Christmas time for the outing
fun we collected over five hundred dollars. You haven't in
the large hall safe?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah? I forgot I had it there. Got a locked
right in there, don't it.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Everybody's looking forward to it, the members, the women's auxiliary, everybody.
Just think what it would be like if we didn't
have the money down there and the lodge, Say, wouldn't
that be a terrible thing?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah? Sure is. I mean the shore would be.
Speaker 9 (04:28):
King fish.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You mean to say that you done spent the money
the brothers collected for the outing there ain't no money
to hire the boat or nothing.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Well, I'll spend it to you how it happened. And
when the money come in for the outing, I put
it in to see if but then something happened.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I took a little out, but I put a.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Little back in the next time I took more out
than I put back in.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well, the inning and the outing been going on since
January with more outing than inning. So the outing ain't in.
That's all. In other words, between your in and out
and the outing is out. Huh yeah, that's the ghust
of it. Dare you got a pretty good fun of it? Well,
you better do something though all the members are comping
on this boat trip.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Well, I was singing or using the money from the
insurance fund for the outing fund, but I don't already
done use the money from the insurance fund to replaces
the welfare fund that I used to make up the
deficits for the health fund.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You see where you're.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Well, why don't you fall back on the sinking fund.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, I've been.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Doing a little tilt tapping there too.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And if I falls back on that, I gonna land
on the dollars heady it cents, I.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Can tell you, well, what is you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Can't well? I don't merged all the funds, including the
bonds and a ten thousand dollars in den sure, and
I don't manage to.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Scream up two hundred dollars. I just have to swing
the boat trip on death someway.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, but the boat company wants three hundred and fifty
dollars for the Mariposa. You can't afford the boat, and
you ain't got nothing to buy the food and the
soft drinks with. I figure I can work that out
in now. I think we could get a cheaper boat
and then cut the drink and the food expends to
the boone.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Oh, how you're gonna do that now?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Can now? Well?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
I done looked up the tide schedule for tomorrow, and
we is in for.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
A pretty high tide and some ground swells, So there
ain't no use over buying on the food. Those of
the brothers gonna be upset by all their rocking and ruling,
so we ought to turn a neat profit on their
weak stomach. Salon you see that. Yeah, But listen, king face,
them brothers paid their money. They ain't gonna let a
little thing like rolling around the deck in agon they
(06:34):
stopping from stuffing themselves. Wella is gonna slow them down
a little bit anyway. Now, besides that, I got another angle.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Last year we spend thirty five dollars alone on hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I think we can cut that to the boone too. Yeah,
how you gonna do that? But now here is the plan,
and I gonna put you down in the galley of
the ship cooking.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Now, if any of the brothers managers are stagger down
the stairway there for the hot dog, here's what you do.
When you serves the dog.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
You reaches for the mustard stick with your right hand,
and you palms the hot dog.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Out of the road with your left.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But even with the boat rock and the brothers, was
gonna know if they had a hot dog or not,
ain't That's where the mustard comes in.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Me is gonna use hot English mustard, and we're gonna
loaded with horse reddish. And between the mustard and the
horse reddish, their gums are gonna be so numb they
ain't gonna know what.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Happened to me. You mean that you was gonna serve
the whole thirty brothers and their wives with one hot dog. No,
we better get two kids. The first one gets tattered
up a little bit. The next thing is the potato salad. Yeah, now,
(07:54):
we done got eight gallons last year. I think we
can get along with two quarts this time. I wait
a minute, how you gonna do that? I ain't gonna
palm no potato salad. I'll tell you that, right, I'll
tell you what we're gonna Look here, you follow we
followed the same principle that we're done with. The mustard.
Might make a slight change in the recipe. Now, instead
(08:15):
of using vinegar, we're gonna cut the stuff with energy.
And yeah, well that'll take care of that all right. Now,
what about the soft drinks? But not listen to anybody.
The time they get through fighting the mustard and the energy,
and they ain't gonna be in no shape for no
soft drinks. I think we can cover that situation with
full gallons of cool water and a lemon. Well, I
(08:36):
hope it works out for your sake. Then we go
down to the document ourselves a cheaper boat than the Mariposa.
We can find a good boat down there. Well, it
better work, because if the brothers find out about you
tapping the out in fun.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
They ain't gonna like it very well.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
If you don't think they'd resort to violence.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Do you, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They kind of got it in for you special over
that little incident over the burial fund last year they
married about dead. Huh Yeah, rarial fund included a bronze
casket and it didn't set too well with some of
the brother's law and Brother Simpson into the ground in
that second hand cedar chest. Do you think they're gonna
take action?
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Well, I'll tell you one, thank king frist.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Unless you come up with that boat trip, you're going
to end up just as mouthproof as Brother Simpson war.
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Speaker 1 (10:31):
You got a lot of them, pleasure boots tied up
down here to dog or yeah, say there's a nice sailboat.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Sailboat enter, that's what they call a sloop. How can
you tell it? The sloop by the rear deck end?
Sloop always has a troop to the poop.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Well, hey, what's that one over there?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
That big one?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
That's what they call a twin forecastle of brigotine.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Show me where the forecasil is?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Or you can't see a focus land there focuses like
a diesel engine, only more powerful.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You see. Well, we're gonna runt a boat. I'm glad
you know so much about him. Hey there's a boat
we might be able to afford. Focus with your eyes
on that?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Or what I love it?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's about a forty foot of the Mary Ellen, Yeah,
pretty name, or to get about twenty five or thirty
the brothers and the wires on that thing Yeah, the
Mary Ellen kind of weather beaten, but it might do.
They looked like a sailor sitting there on the deck.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Yeah, you look like one of them real old salts.
All right, that's asking about renting the boat. Let me
do the talking to Annie. You gotta speak their language
or the fellow jippy every time.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Yeah, that's right, go ahead, why them mit, Oh your shelf.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
By the clouds, I'd say the wind was northwest by
quarter west off they loved quarter.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
By my nose. I'd say it's dead south off the
pish market. You will say, they call me the old Salt.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Well, look, mister old Salt, is the boat mary Ellen?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Parent?
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Tain't?
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Well, we just wanted to go up to Henry Hudson Island.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
For a d still tain't.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
We'd pay you one hundred and fifty dollars for it?
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Maybe tis.
Speaker 12 (12:20):
Sus the taint that the one hundred and fifty cash.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Yeah, tis, Then we can have it for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Just one more thing, Uh, we'll have any trouble sailing.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
The thing won't have no trouble sailing in this boat.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Fine, we'll take it for the day. And by the way,
we want to do some cooking on it as they
got a stove and all that humding of a stove
down in the galley. Then there's the deal, not tain't
or here's your money right here tis We will be
down the first thing in the morning with thirty brothers
(12:55):
and the wives.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
She'll be right here waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Fine, see you downs, see you there, and come hi, Tom.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I'm the fishing going.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
The old Mary Allen today.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Catch anything.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
Couple of suckers rented them this old tub for days
out and up to hendriy Kutson.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Island rented this thing. Do they know anything about it?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Nope?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Well why didn't you term it ate your boat? The
former owner abandoned it. The mowners was pulled out years
ago when the bottoms all caved in. And when high
tide comes in tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, it'll be
five feet under water.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Why didn't you tell him that?
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Didn't ask me?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Boy sow his chili down here at this duck early
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yah, And here's quarter to seven. The further off you
arriving on the boats here in about hour. I was
just saying, and we don't know too much about boats.
It might be a good idea. You and me went
down below and got the motor starter, kind of get
our hands in, you know. Yeah, yeah, get the motor starter.
That's a good idea. Yeah, I think the motor ought
to be down the stairs here. Hit the man. Man,
(14:14):
they're on the boat. You don't call it stairs, you
call it scuttle.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
But well, let's scuddle ourselves down there.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, careful there, and there's lower here. Now watch your
head on the beams. What beams ow those being? Here's
a stove. Here's a stove here. This must be the galley. Theah,
the engine must be back here. Yeah, there's a sign
on the door of the engine room. Open it up there, and.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
Wow, it's dark in here.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
There were lighter mats that we can see the motor there. Yeah, yeah,
that's better.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
No, it ain't. I still can't see the motor. Then
s hold the masters that we can all see. Yeah,
there's got to be around here somewhere. No fellow would
have running us the boat without a motor, would it.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Oh, kingfish, that sort of thing is your racket.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
If the engine ain't in the engine room, I don't
know where else the engine could be.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, now, look, andy, this is the atomic age. Boy,
there's indeed, this is the twentieth century here, kis.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Hey, everything is condensed there. The motor must be.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Tucked away somewhere in the boat here. All we got
to do is find it. Now, let's start looking for it.
Come on, let's go and look at it. Oh, listen, Kingfish,
I as tired. We're done search this boat for the
last half hour. The only thing we've unfound was a
rusty anchor, chained old pair of dungarees, and a dead mackerel.
(15:44):
What's the thing we found? Any kind of propulsion was
when I sat down on that crab. Bit me get
panicking right away. Now, I'll tell you what we'll do.
And uh we is here in the back of the boat.
Yeah oh yeah, yeah, there's the propeller chaft coming in.
That's right in.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
And now the thing we have to do is to
follow that propeller shah. Of course there's got to be
a motor on the end of it. Yeah, that's right,
that's right, Okay, let's go. Yeah, I'll put my hand
on the thing here and follow the thing up. Yeah,
that's right, to kind of crawl along here, keep going, yeah,
keep going, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I come to the
end of the shaft.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah good, oh yeah, Now, now we'll let the match
and then see if there's anything there. Yeah, find anything
in it. Yeah, it's a tag, but tag, what do
we say? Motor condemned by US Coast Guard and removed
July nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
And that old salt dung jip to us he knowed
this boat didn't have no mood in it.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? King't fish? The
brothers will be here in ten of fifteen minutes ready
to say.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Well, I'll tell you what, and then we're gonna have
to fool them. Now, look here, we can keep the
brothers and they're wives, oh jolly unhappy here on the doc.
Make them think that we got a big party going.
They'll never miss the tripodall you see.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Yeah, that's right. If you can get them whooped it up,
it just might work. But if it don't, boy, and
anything else go wrong, is going to be the end
of you.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Well, now then or what else can go wrong?
Speaker 9 (17:05):
I don't know, But if anything else.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Happens on this boat, I got idea them brothers are
going to make mutiny on the body look like a
Sunday school picnic.
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Speaker 6 (18:37):
I said, folks. Whoop it up, whoop it up.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
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Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, Mama, dear, this boat ain't bad. But what as
we getting started with?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Islands?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yes, Joe, I saw the brothers and the wives is
getting him passid?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Sure? Well we get movers, do we're having a little
more to trouble, have no trouble getting it started missing?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah you might say it work.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, thank George. Out of that six hot dogs and
I'm still hung Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Well, I'll take care that right away.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Mama.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Let's have a nice party here now. Folks be happy
if you jolly hats get some action here. Yeah, we
know the Kinks kank fish. I won't speak to you.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
The brothers has been complaining about the hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, well I know Andy has prepared for that emergency.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I done took the precaution of buying three dozen hot
dogs yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Give the brothers a fair shake. You might start slipping
the hot dog in there the other rules. I'm glad
you got some new hot dogs. The one I've been
palming is getting all war out. The skinner is hanging
off that thing like a peel banana. What happened to
the thing? And well I served the hot dog and
that missus depeister she's got them buck teeth, and she
(19:54):
snapped at it before I could palm the rolls.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
I won't tell you something.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That poor hot dog took kind of a beaten when
I had the prior pivot tooth out of it. Do
the best you can and get back in the gallery there,
and I'll keep things going up. Hello there, phone, come on,
that's ever it. That's how's the fun? Yuh oh, that's
at your time. Seal us laught for me, your salers
(20:20):
kiffish tingfish.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
I want to worry with you, Hold Calhoun, what is
the trouble on behalf of the grievous committee. I've got
some complaints on the conduct of this air boat trip.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What's the matter?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
I got the complaints all rid up here in legal fashion.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Read them all one, hot dogs, it is yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
By alleged.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
That is telling hot dogs mustard.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And horse radish is being served.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
That is my contention that them sad mustard is a
violation of the pure food and drug adds, and the
poor mentioned horse readish is against the best instance of
the brothers garhole bladders.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, now that's all in the two care of Calhoun.
We're putting hot dogs in the hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Now, that's what we're doing, not two potato salad.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
It is yeah by Alarge, that some inflammable substance has
been introduced.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Into the potato salad.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
As evidence of this, brother Higgins dropped the Laddie cigar
on his plate and is now suffering from third degree burns.
Potato tella gut exploded under brus yes cut number three lemonade.
This a lad beverage, upon being analyzed, was not only
found to be lemonless, but contained several fun objects to
(21:33):
whip four bobby tims, a tea strainer, a golf ball,
and another identified.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Two pays taking fish.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Some of the brothers had.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Awful time taking that stuff.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
You mean us there? Two pair of lemonade. That's what
happened to mama's poodle cut.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm gonna have Andy throwing another lemon in there, boy,
and that's gonna s price the whole thing up.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
And further more, the freeman's commitic complains that the brother's
paid for the.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Large boat trips.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
And there is father hole Arge.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Come here, who cares?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
How I I want to show you something You was
acting in bad fee.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
You don't promise us a trip to the island, and
no such trip has been forthcoming.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
They brother maintains that you that you that you Now?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's funny?
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Is I've been talking this moopstack all this time?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Whats is you want to show this? How fi?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Look at George? You look over the side of the
boat there.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, the water's come up quite a bit in it. Yes,
that just means that the tide is coming in.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I know, Joyce, when the tide comes in the boat,
you go up with it, Joyce Stevens. Is something wrong here?
This boat ain't soaking?
Speaker 8 (22:54):
What's you talking about? It's a wooden boat in it?
Why wouldn't it floyd? The only reason it wouldn't floid
if it had a hole in the hold a whole
Uh excuse man, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, I'm gonna holler down the and in the galley
and you down there. Yeah, the funny thing, Andy, the
tire is coming in up here.
Speaker 12 (23:16):
Funny thing it's coming in down here?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Is it rising fast? I think so? It just put
the stove out in the galley, smooth. There must be
a hole down there. You think it's small enough to
plug up? I don't think so.
Speaker 12 (23:34):
School of macrol just swum in here with me.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I want get out of there fast and there get out.
Oh me, you look at the water. It's starting to
come over the sides of the boost.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
George, George, what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Judge?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
What are we gonna do? The deck is getting slooty?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, King Fish, you better get these people off this
boat and get them off here quick to you in charge?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Do something?
Speaker 9 (23:54):
George?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
What's going happen?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Hell fools, says the captain of the Titanic said, I
think we is in for.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
A wet afternoon. Wait a minute, now, quiet you folks, quiet, listen.
We all gotta go back. We gotta go back, and
(24:21):
we're on the docs. See if now, and if you'll
just be quiet. The king he's had something to say.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Don't let him say. Let me add him.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I'm supposed to have been a note.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Lash his eyes out.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Calm down, Calm down now, listen, folks, I gonna talk
to you like that great brother that belongs to that
great fraternity, the mystic Knights of the Sea. And I'm
gonna tell you now that this was all a mistake.
My loving children, the fellow that rented meet us.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Vote to Mary Ellen done, jip mey Just think of
a man that would do a thing like that to me.
It wasn't my fault. But I tell you, I gonna
refund everybody their money. It's costing me you a lot,
but everybody will get back every cent DP.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
Well, that's difficult deal, not everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Here's what we're gonna do. Now, here's what I want
you to get in the spirit of this thing. Now
we're up on the dock. Here, let's line up here
and we'll march back to the buses singing the famous
large hall song.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Alright, one, two three, go well and then that was
(25:50):
a mess yesterday, all right. Sure was lucky that nobody
got hurt on that boat, leaking like.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It was, you know it? Oh yeah, I amus that
was something. But outside of a few wet feets in
a couple of cases of tolmain, there wasn't no real damage.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
It will certain it was big of the Kingfish dude,
to refund everybody their money.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Back, big of it. He had to do it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
The brothers could give him a burial at sea, right
there at the dock if he didn't. But that was
something that old salt chartering the Kingfish. That no good
boat for one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Well, I guess this will teach the kingfish a lesson
once and for all that it just don't pay the
cheat and jip people in there.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Yeah, you're right, I guess he has done learned his lesson.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I ain't no two ways about. Well. There you are,
Old Salt two hundred and fifty dollars for chartering me
your boat, the Mary Ellen, for a two day fishing trip.
She's a good boat, isn't she, old thought. Well, i'll
(26:51):
tell you mute. Maybe she tills, and maybe she did.
I don't know what to do. Friends, this is Harlow Wilcox.
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