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W e a F New York eightthirty pm. B U l o va
bulevar watch time see the twenty oneduel president A pack of Avalon cigarettes.
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Please yes, sir, just amoment, sir, don't forget your change.
You'd never guess that avalons cost youless. Oh my, good evening,
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friends, good evening. This isBell King saying welcome to Avalon time,
featuring radios rightheaded, Rag him upand Richard red Skelvin with Dick todd
Edna stillwell but Hercules fanned over theAvalon pass and Bob Strong in his darkness
were opening the program with Cherry Churney. It game, it it in.
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Millions of people are learning it's nolonger necessary to pay popular prices for cigarettes
to get popular price cigarette quality.Avalons are as fine as cigarette as money
can buy. You couldn't get finerquality tobaccos in any other cigarette, regardless
of price, regardless of brands,and still Union made Avalons costs three to
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five cents less per pack than otherpopular price brands. Three to five cents
less, mind you, and that'sa very worthwhile saving. Friends, It's
needless to pay more for your cigarettes. Switch to avalons and save the difference.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,with only twelve days for Christmas,
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I give you a man who wouldrather give than receive, a man who
always gives everyone a present, redskeelting thank you, and good evening,
ladies and gentlemen, say, isn'tit wonderful how everybody got into the Christmas
spirit? You know, I'll everforget last Christmas eve. I went out
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for a walk in the seat,and all of a sudden I was hit
by an automobile on Christmas, eventhough in the safety zone. But the
girl was a lady driver, butshe had plenty of Christmas spirits. She
jumped out of the car and shesays, gee, you're the first man
I ever ran over. May Ihave your autograph? Well that's what I
call Christmas spirit. Oh that ain'tnothing. You should have seen the ambulance
that pulled up. It was drawnby six reindeers, and the doctor hopped
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out. He was all dressed uplike Santa Claus, with a long white
beard and a hypodermic in each hand. He took one look at me and
he says, well, little man, what will you have for Christmas?
A broken armor of frightried skull,I says two new writers. Then he
crammed me down in the badge andhe rushed me off of the hospital,
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and he dropped me down in thechimneys. And that hospital, what a
jolly place. That was the MerryChristmas dead by New Year's Hospital. Weren't
you frightened? Red? No,everybody was in the holiday mood. One
of the nurse just fixed me avery lovely drink, a surgical cocktail with
a can of ether with a cherryin it, and was then strong.
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I looked in and the cherry washolding its nose. And while I was
waiting, I told a few jokes, and after the second one, they
started preparing a chloroform. How aboutgetting there? And the doctor, oh
what a guy he was. Hewas a jitterbug. While I was on
the table, he kept singing shootthe turble to me. John. I
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said, I'll wait a minute,Doc, why don't you fix my arm?
My arms once broke. He said, I'm sorry, but we're pushing
appendicitis this week. This is allright, Then take out my appendix.
It's killing me. He says,you'll have to wait till midnight. We
can't open anything on Christmas. Everybody'smed Christmas? There, I asked you,
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Oh dig todd, ladies and gentlemen, I say, God, what
are you gonna sing? Rick?After all? Oh that's from your one
of your new recordings. Isn't itstrictly off the record? Though? Folks?
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After all, did we really haveto fall for love? Had such
a lovely star? We built allthe hole and to the sky, and
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never fawn that day? Could allbelong in one the bar and for all
doesn't matter to blame memories called aThey allly time the flame and we find
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our heavens where we let it fallas we are after all we all heaven?
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Well, we let it fall hard. I was very nice, Dick.
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And you know, I'm sure SantaClaus are gonna remember you that hit.
I don't know. I didn't getanything in my stock and last Christmas?
Well, is it my fault ifyou don't take him up before you
go to bed? What is it? Is it true you're gonna dress up
like Santa Claus and San Christmas carolson Steet Corner? Yeah? And I'm
really gonna look like Chris Kringle.I'm gonna stop a big kill in the
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front of my trowsers. If you'regonna sing, you better stop it in
the back. And now that's anice way to talk to Santa Claus.
I don't believe in Santa Claus.No, well, suppose he's a nice
old man with white whiskers that comeup to your house on New Year,
I mean Christmas Eve and gave youa me should would you believe in Santa
Claus? I wouldn't believe in it, but I keep my mouth shot sad.
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Now, I don't know how youcan talk that way. Have you
forgotten what I gave you last Christmas? Oh no, missus Skelton. That
was a beautiful diamond then you gaveme and I'll never forget how I cried
when the installment collector took us back. Is at my fault? You don't
keep the payments up. Oh comein? Who that is? Excuse me,
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mister Skelton. Yeah, oh yes, I'm rich. But I got
a note for you from Miss Stillwell'sbrother Rogers. Oh thanks, law,
thank you? Say, I've neverseen you around here before. Who are
you? Well? You know misterBennet's valet Rochester. Yeah, but I'm
his brother's connected it. Oh really, I didn't know Rochester had a brother
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one. We've got locked of them. Yeah, yeah, there's Buffalo Si
qu Alpha quirue. Just to rolloff on the so saying how come you've
never been on the radio, Well, missus Tilden, there's too many good
people on there air? What chanceof you? And I got very funny
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say, I may be able touse your list program. I'll put your
name in my little black book andsay, how do you spell connected?
Connected? Yeah? Well uh zyeah yeah yeah over there. Yeah,
I'm gonna do it over. You'reon the right track, but you're dragging
your heels a little well st theis you know? There there? Then
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let's see then there's them be no, they won't. Then you're no be
there any game? You know?Be though? Well? Uh sc of
uh well my middle leads freud.Well, all right, connectedly, I'll
say you, I'll let you knowif I need. You're working for the
rod, Yeah, I help himwhen he's working on the typewriting machine.
Well do you type? No,I'm the common people. Well, I'll
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have to keep him in mind.Oh, Bob Strong, if you got
a number, handy, sure,Radon and I know you're gonna like it,
right, it's the Donkey Serenade.Yeah, okay, Bob Strong in
the orchestra playing the Donkey Serenade,And any similarity between the title and people
on this program is purely coincidental.Plaything. Ladies and gentlemen, Have you
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heard this exercise and keep fit radioprogram? Well? I tuned it on
this morning and the calistatics instructor said, good morning for tea. Now let's
start off with the breathing exercise inhaleand exhale? Is I can't one two
one two one two? How don'tthat make you feel better? That increases
your chest ex fast? Now everyoneswitched to Avalope. That decreases your cigarettes?
(13:58):
Fair? Oh yes, friends,Avalon cigarettes do reduce your cigarette expands
as much as one third. Yousee, Avalons costs three to five cents
less perpact than other popular price brands, A very worthwhile saving too. But
without knowing the price, you'd neverguess they cost you less. They're guaranteed
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highest qualities. Truly, friends,you have so much to gain, why
not give Avalons a trial tonight?But you really gave out on that one?
You just scout? Yes, whatdoes that notes? You've got from
my brother. Well, don't spreadthis around, but I'm giving a surprise
to the party on Christmas for thewhole care you are. Now, your
brother Roger is sending over here acaterer from the stable built hotel. The
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stables are. Oh that's a horribleplace. Are you talking about? Their
Food's great? And get a wonderfulmeal ere for thirty cents forty with medical
attention and you're gonna have them arrangeyour men. Yes, that's probably the
fellow out come in Well, I'mglad to see you. Well, are
you the caterer from the stable Bilt? But I ain't a bike? Cards
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from the Rory twenty. Thank you, Leise. I didn't know you were
a cater Oh my goodness, yetthat's your skeelt Why I brought some samples
of food over We're just try this. This is Chatau Brianna Veck coolity care
out of into Gestuall goodness, what'sthat meatballs? No, I think I'll
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let a sample of this soup.Oh, you'll be just too crazy about
our soup. Kitties. Just curseyour lips from one of these flots there.
Yeah, I'll try this one overhere. My might you sound like
a suction pump. Now, wisoup the juice sample? It's tomato soup.
Our pea soup. I don't knowit saintes like soap. Oh,
that's the pea soup. The tomatosoup tastes like coloni. Well, I
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think we can eliminate the soup fromthe menu. Okay, stuff, How
would you like to some of thiscarnb pash here? Girl? Why not?
My insurance is voltat up? Waita man, harky? What's in
this cornby pass? Well, itmight be corn beef. It happened to
us once before. Thankye, I'llbet you ten dollars. This is voice
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means no bet. I never wenton a heart for my life, So
come on, dip this stuff awayfrom me. It's sleek, and say,
how can you cook in those fans? They got holes in them?
What'd you say? I say,your your pans have holes in them?
Good to no wonder? I feela cabbage drag. Now, how about
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topping off this wonderful meal with ourspecial team. It's important from the wilds
of Cicero. Is it good?Oh? The Goodwin? It's mellow gate.
That's ye, all right? Youand little jitterbug. I ries done,
hurky. I'm an expert on tea, and I can tell you just
where this stuff came from. Wellwhere, Marty, It's dish water right
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out of somebody's think. Yeah,but who's Well, don't worry about this,
girl. I'll have a nice manualfor you. Well, I gotta
go now. I'm arranging at dinnerto night for the Chicago University football team.
Yeah, what are you gonna start? All the same die? If
they've had all seasons? Whose saysgo on letting oo? Shadows are falling?
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He's sad even I am recalling whenyou are by my sul reds guys
in the night are a shepherdsdy lired skies in the night, ray vision
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of you along by a scream wherethe medals are green. All I to
m when the long days to myship, my stream, you and my
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heart keep praying we arecom by Godthe shepherd July. Yet I'm lonely and
blue red skies in la ring ofit. That was God in the avalon
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course singing red Skies in the night. I love those songs about the great
outdoors. Ah, there's something aboutthe woods that gets under your skin.
Yeah, mosquito bites. Ah,But Dick, there's something about the woods
that makes you forget about mosquito bikes. Yeah, snake bites ah, but
there's something about snake bites that getsunder your woods. Now working your way
out on that one, wise guys, And now we come to our Flights
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Alive, a short playlett about thingsthat really happen you set the scene,
though Jay read the night's Flights ofLife shows the average married couple on the
shopping tour. The white, playedby Edna Stillwell, is going to buy
her husband the whole new outfit.The husband is played by a Red Skelton
Radio's fashion plate slightly cracked. Comealong, darling, this is your day,
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and I'm going to buy you awhole new outfit for Christmas. And
you don't have to worry about athing. This is on me. Give
me your payon below. Shit,my darling, he took it out of
my wallet last night. Don't youremember when you got your fingers got in
the mouse trapped there was fifteen centsmissing. What'd you do with a fifteen
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cents? Oh? I don't know. I guess I'm just a playboy.
Well, never mind, this isyour day, and I'm going to buy
you a whole new outfit. Here. Let's go into Mangles Mangles at the
Lady store, isn't it. Ohwell, all right, we'll go in
the Southern store and get your studor clothes. The one you're wearing horrible?
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The matter with this suit? Gee? Maybe the pants do droop a
little? Droop a little. Youcould sweep the sidewalk for those things.
Now wait a minute, hey,let's go in here. This is just
the kind of clothes I like,the old sloppy drape shopping. No,
we're going into a regular department store. Now, come on, this is
your day, My day, myday. Who am i missus Roosevelt.
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Come on, I'm gonna buy youeverything you need from head to foot information.
Yes, matam, were are theladies dresses? Love, darling.
I'm not wearing ladies dresses this seasonwill make me look too matronly. Say,
don't you think I'm want to geta hat burn? Why? Of
course? Why is this counter,honey, clerk? We want to look
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at a nice hat, yes,madam, for your husband or something a
little Oh, darling, look atthose lovely lipsticks over there? My what
shades do you carry in this lipstick? Clerk? We have free shades Madam
blush and Blyde cherry red and spankBaby, spank baby lipstick. Now that's
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going to the extreme. May Isee this spank baby? Certainly? Ms?
Brown? Would you bring over thespank baby? Yes, sir,
here it is there with you,sank baby bed. How do you like
it? Oh? It looks good, but it fad doffel fast. Oh
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listen, mister, we've had fiftycustomers today and the kid's bagged down.
All right, I'll take that lipstick. Look, darling, how about my
hat? Remember this is supposed tobe my day, all of course.
Will you go on over and buya hat? But nothing too expensive.
I'll be over here by the minkcoat. Good boy, I'm alone a
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glass to see how I'm gonna geta hat? Oh, clerk, let
me look at a nice hat.Yes, we have a barget in band
pianos today. No, no,I just want a hat. How about
a nice shotgun? We have aspecial on them with every shotgun we give
away it through So no, Ijust want a hat. What you need
is a pair of cotton gloves.Did you know that you can get rid
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of dishwater hands by sleeping in cottongloves. No, I like pajamas,
Yes, sir, what color brown? No? I want to have how
a bottle? Nice sack? Theyjust think for Miami. You don't need
suspenders with these blacks. They fitright over your shoulders. Look. I
had a pair of those last stationsand I didn't like them. They're too
dangerous. Dangerous. Yeah, andyou only got my nose cotton a zipper.
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Let's see. All I want todo is to get a hat and
then to get one. What haveI gotta do? Right? The president
of the sort pessonizer? Where's thestationary apartment? Hey? You for the
door? You keeep? Stationary here? No, No, I'm on the
go all the time. Oh,darling, Yes, where are you in
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men's hat? No, I'm inladies petty cooat. We'll get out of
them and come over here, Darling. I've got a new coat, shoes,
stocking, a hat, and aswing of pearls. Well, I
guess we've got everything. Shall wego home? Look, dear, I
don't like to bring this up,but if this is my day, it's
the it's smells. I'm glad youreminded me. I've got to get some
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perfumes. Look, wait a minute, I'll get up perfume. You going
over and get me a gray hat? Yes, dear, a great hat.
Look, fellow, I'd like tohave some Odie deklona. What a
colonna? Colonna? Good rites date, let's hear me date, not that
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kind of colonna. Smell water?Here I am, dear? Did you
get me the gray hat? There? No, dear, I didn't have
gray, so I got myself toodress ball expert. For goodness sakes,
I can't even get a simple thinglike I had. Here, you are,
bud. I got just the suityou want, one of our leases
bottles with a built in chest.It has a vitamin D you woven into
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the car. Look, I wearmy suits. I don't eat them.
What a lovely suit, mildew greenwith yellow stripe. I wouldn't have it
if I had a whistle and alone ranger's gun with it. Try it
on, dear, Oh, Idon't want a suit. I'll look,
I've stood about all I can.Don't anybody understand me around here? Well?
I want a hat? Ain't takea hat. I'm sorry, folks.
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All I wanted was a hat.Well, why didn't just say star
right this way? You mean Ican actually get a hat here? White?
Suddenly? Now, how do youlike this nice gray model? Oh?
Gs, well you're building ear mustjust what I wanted to wrap it
up? Will you? What theby thorry? Here's a store thing?
Sorry, buddy, give me thathackback line no sales after five pretty you
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wouldn't. Friends, if you livein a city or state which has recently
imposed additional cigarette taxes, don't justgrumble about your increased cigarette costs, do
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something about it. Switch to Avaloncigarettes and save yourself that tax money.
You see, Avalonz costs three tofive cents less per pack than other popular
price brands. That brings your cigarettecosts down to pre tax prices. Friends,
it pays you to switch to Avaloncigarettes no matter where you live,
because they give you unsurpassed quality plusreal money saving economy. Why not give
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them a trial tonight? Well thatwinds up another program. Say ahead,
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mate, come on, I'll driveyou home in my car. Your car,
let's see August, September, October, November. Yes, it's your
car. Oh what's the uskan night, everybody, I'll see you next week
goodbye out well friends, we hopeto enjoyed our show and be with us
next blank to night at the sametime and Obrama Williamson's The Bacca Corporation again
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presents Avalon time. This is delKing speaking reminding you that during the week
when you asked for Avalon cigarettes,don't forget your change mine Avalon. Yes,
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you'd never guess, but Avalons costonly ten cents plus city or state
tex Fight Smoker's attention, Sir WalterRaleigh is the largest selling pipe tobacco in
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the Army, in the Navy,on American college campuses, in fact,
everywhere you find men who know qualitysmoking. And there's a mighty good reason,
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best, Sir Walter Raleigh. Andhere's a mighty fine Christmas gift suggestion,
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a big one pound Christmas vacuum sealedtin of Sir Walter Raleigh, a gift
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EF New York, w EAF,New York
W e a F New York eightthirty pm. B U l o va
bulevar watch time see the twenty oneduel president A pack of Avalon cigarettes.
(00:22):
Please yes, sir, just amoment, sir, don't forget your change.
You'd never guess that avalons cost youless. Oh my, good evening,
(00:43):
friends, good evening. This isBell King saying welcome to Avalon time,
featuring radios rightheaded, Rag him upand Richard red Skelvin with Dick todd
Edna stillwell but Hercules fanned over theAvalon pass and Bob Strong in his darkness
were opening the program with Cherry Churney. It game, it it in.
(02:46):
Millions of people are learning it's nolonger necessary to pay popular prices for cigarettes
to get popular price cigarette quality.Avalons are as fine as cigarette as money
can buy. You couldn't get finerquality tobaccos in any other cigarette, regardless
of price, regardless of brands,and still Union made Avalons costs three to
(03:10):
five cents less per pack than otherpopular price brands. Three to five cents
less, mind you, and that'sa very worthwhile saving. Friends, It's
needless to pay more for your cigarettes. Switch to avalons and save the difference.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,with only twelve days for Christmas,
(03:35):
I give you a man who wouldrather give than receive, a man who
always gives everyone a present, redskeelting thank you, and good evening,
ladies and gentlemen, say, isn'tit wonderful how everybody got into the Christmas
spirit? You know, I'll everforget last Christmas eve. I went out
(03:59):
for a walk in the seat,and all of a sudden I was hit
by an automobile on Christmas, eventhough in the safety zone. But the
girl was a lady driver, butshe had plenty of Christmas spirits. She
jumped out of the car and shesays, gee, you're the first man
I ever ran over. May Ihave your autograph? Well that's what I
call Christmas spirit. Oh that ain'tnothing. You should have seen the ambulance
that pulled up. It was drawnby six reindeers, and the doctor hopped
(04:24):
out. He was all dressed uplike Santa Claus, with a long white
beard and a hypodermic in each hand. He took one look at me and
he says, well, little man, what will you have for Christmas?
A broken armor of frightried skull,I says two new writers. Then he
crammed me down in the badge andhe rushed me off of the hospital,
(04:45):
and he dropped me down in thechimneys. And that hospital, what a
jolly place. That was the MerryChristmas dead by New Year's Hospital. Weren't
you frightened? Red? No,everybody was in the holiday mood. One
of the nurse just fixed me avery lovely drink, a surgical cocktail with
a can of ether with a cherryin it, and was then strong.
(05:09):
I looked in and the cherry washolding its nose. And while I was
waiting, I told a few jokes, and after the second one, they
started preparing a chloroform. How aboutgetting there? And the doctor, oh
what a guy he was. Hewas a jitterbug. While I was on
the table, he kept singing shootthe turble to me. John. I
(05:33):
said, I'll wait a minute,Doc, why don't you fix my arm?
My arms once broke. He said, I'm sorry, but we're pushing
appendicitis this week. This is allright, Then take out my appendix.
It's killing me. He says,you'll have to wait till midnight. We
can't open anything on Christmas. Everybody'smed Christmas? There, I asked you,
(05:57):
Oh dig todd, ladies and gentlemen, I say, God, what
are you gonna sing? Rick?After all? Oh that's from your one
of your new recordings. Isn't itstrictly off the record? Though? Folks?
(06:20):
After all, did we really haveto fall for love? Had such
a lovely star? We built allthe hole and to the sky, and
(06:49):
never fawn that day? Could allbelong in one the bar and for all
doesn't matter to blame memories called aThey allly time the flame and we find
(07:23):
our heavens where we let it fallas we are after all we all heaven?
(08:05):
Well, we let it fall hard. I was very nice, Dick.
(08:26):
And you know, I'm sure SantaClaus are gonna remember you that hit.
I don't know. I didn't getanything in my stock and last Christmas?
Well, is it my fault ifyou don't take him up before you
go to bed? What is it? Is it true you're gonna dress up
like Santa Claus and San Christmas carolson Steet Corner? Yeah? And I'm
really gonna look like Chris Kringle.I'm gonna stop a big kill in the
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front of my trowsers. If you'regonna sing, you better stop it in
the back. And now that's anice way to talk to Santa Claus.
I don't believe in Santa Claus.No, well, suppose he's a nice
old man with white whiskers that comeup to your house on New Year,
I mean Christmas Eve and gave youa me should would you believe in Santa
Claus? I wouldn't believe in it, but I keep my mouth shot sad.
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Now, I don't know how youcan talk that way. Have you
forgotten what I gave you last Christmas? Oh no, missus Skelton. That
was a beautiful diamond then you gaveme and I'll never forget how I cried
when the installment collector took us back. Is at my fault? You don't
keep the payments up. Oh comein? Who that is? Excuse me,
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mister Skelton. Yeah, oh yes, I'm rich. But I got
a note for you from Miss Stillwell'sbrother Rogers. Oh thanks, law,
thank you? Say, I've neverseen you around here before. Who are
you? Well? You know misterBennet's valet Rochester. Yeah, but I'm
his brother's connected it. Oh really, I didn't know Rochester had a brother
(09:58):
one. We've got locked of them. Yeah, yeah, there's Buffalo Si
qu Alpha quirue. Just to rolloff on the so saying how come you've
never been on the radio, Well, missus Tilden, there's too many good
people on there air? What chanceof you? And I got very funny
(10:20):
say, I may be able touse your list program. I'll put your
name in my little black book andsay, how do you spell connected?
Connected? Yeah? Well uh zyeah yeah yeah over there. Yeah,
I'm gonna do it over. You'reon the right track, but you're dragging
your heels a little well st theis you know? There there? Then
(10:43):
let's see then there's them be no, they won't. Then you're no be
there any game? You know?Be though? Well? Uh sc of
uh well my middle leads freud.Well, all right, connectedly, I'll
say you, I'll let you knowif I need. You're working for the
rod, Yeah, I help himwhen he's working on the typewriting machine.
Well do you type? No,I'm the common people. Well, I'll
(11:09):
have to keep him in mind.Oh, Bob Strong, if you got
a number, handy, sure,Radon and I know you're gonna like it,
right, it's the Donkey Serenade.Yeah, okay, Bob Strong in
the orchestra playing the Donkey Serenade,And any similarity between the title and people
on this program is purely coincidental.Plaything. Ladies and gentlemen, Have you
(13:37):
heard this exercise and keep fit radioprogram? Well? I tuned it on
this morning and the calistatics instructor said, good morning for tea. Now let's
start off with the breathing exercise inhaleand exhale? Is I can't one two
one two one two? How don'tthat make you feel better? That increases
your chest ex fast? Now everyoneswitched to Avalope. That decreases your cigarettes?
(13:58):
Fair? Oh yes, friends,Avalon cigarettes do reduce your cigarette expands
as much as one third. Yousee, Avalons costs three to five cents
less perpact than other popular price brands, A very worthwhile saving too. But
without knowing the price, you'd neverguess they cost you less. They're guaranteed
(14:22):
highest qualities. Truly, friends,you have so much to gain, why
not give Avalons a trial tonight?But you really gave out on that one?
You just scout? Yes, whatdoes that notes? You've got from
my brother. Well, don't spreadthis around, but I'm giving a surprise
to the party on Christmas for thewhole care you are. Now, your
brother Roger is sending over here acaterer from the stable built hotel. The
(14:43):
stables are. Oh that's a horribleplace. Are you talking about? Their
Food's great? And get a wonderfulmeal ere for thirty cents forty with medical
attention and you're gonna have them arrangeyour men. Yes, that's probably the
fellow out come in Well, I'mglad to see you. Well, are
you the caterer from the stable Bilt? But I ain't a bike? Cards
(15:05):
from the Rory twenty. Thank you, Leise. I didn't know you were
a cater Oh my goodness, yetthat's your skeelt Why I brought some samples
of food over We're just try this. This is Chatau Brianna Veck coolity care
out of into Gestuall goodness, what'sthat meatballs? No, I think I'll
(15:26):
let a sample of this soup.Oh, you'll be just too crazy about
our soup. Kitties. Just curseyour lips from one of these flots there.
Yeah, I'll try this one overhere. My might you sound like
a suction pump. Now, wisoup the juice sample? It's tomato soup.
Our pea soup. I don't knowit saintes like soap. Oh,
that's the pea soup. The tomatosoup tastes like coloni. Well, I
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think we can eliminate the soup fromthe menu. Okay, stuff, How
would you like to some of thiscarnb pash here? Girl? Why not?
My insurance is voltat up? Waita man, harky? What's in
this cornby pass? Well, itmight be corn beef. It happened to
us once before. Thankye, I'llbet you ten dollars. This is voice
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means no bet. I never wenton a heart for my life, So
come on, dip this stuff awayfrom me. It's sleek, and say,
how can you cook in those fans? They got holes in them?
What'd you say? I say,your your pans have holes in them?
Good to no wonder? I feela cabbage drag. Now, how about
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topping off this wonderful meal with ourspecial team. It's important from the wilds
of Cicero. Is it good?Oh? The Goodwin? It's mellow gate.
That's ye, all right? Youand little jitterbug. I ries done,
hurky. I'm an expert on tea, and I can tell you just
where this stuff came from. Wellwhere, Marty, It's dish water right
(16:59):
out of somebody's think. Yeah,but who's Well, don't worry about this,
girl. I'll have a nice manualfor you. Well, I gotta
go now. I'm arranging at dinnerto night for the Chicago University football team.
Yeah, what are you gonna start? All the same die? If
they've had all seasons? Whose saysgo on letting oo? Shadows are falling?
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He's sad even I am recalling whenyou are by my sul reds guys
in the night are a shepherdsdy lired skies in the night, ray vision
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of you along by a scream wherethe medals are green. All I to
m when the long days to myship, my stream, you and my
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heart keep praying we arecom by Godthe shepherd July. Yet I'm lonely and
blue red skies in la ring ofit. That was God in the avalon
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course singing red Skies in the night. I love those songs about the great
outdoors. Ah, there's something aboutthe woods that gets under your skin.
Yeah, mosquito bites. Ah,But Dick, there's something about the woods
that makes you forget about mosquito bikes. Yeah, snake bites ah, but
there's something about snake bites that getsunder your woods. Now working your way
out on that one, wise guys, And now we come to our Flights
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Alive, a short playlett about thingsthat really happen you set the scene,
though Jay read the night's Flights ofLife shows the average married couple on the
shopping tour. The white, playedby Edna Stillwell, is going to buy
her husband the whole new outfit.The husband is played by a Red Skelton
Radio's fashion plate slightly cracked. Comealong, darling, this is your day,
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and I'm going to buy you awhole new outfit for Christmas. And
you don't have to worry about athing. This is on me. Give
me your payon below. Shit,my darling, he took it out of
my wallet last night. Don't youremember when you got your fingers got in
the mouse trapped there was fifteen centsmissing. What'd you do with a fifteen
(20:38):
cents? Oh? I don't know. I guess I'm just a playboy.
Well, never mind, this isyour day, and I'm going to buy
you a whole new outfit. Here. Let's go into Mangles Mangles at the
Lady store, isn't it. Ohwell, all right, we'll go in
the Southern store and get your studor clothes. The one you're wearing horrible?
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The matter with this suit? Gee? Maybe the pants do droop a
little? Droop a little. Youcould sweep the sidewalk for those things.
Now wait a minute, hey,let's go in here. This is just
the kind of clothes I like,the old sloppy drape shopping. No,
we're going into a regular department store. Now, come on, this is
your day, My day, myday. Who am i missus Roosevelt.
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Come on, I'm gonna buy youeverything you need from head to foot information.
Yes, matam, were are theladies dresses? Love, darling.
I'm not wearing ladies dresses this seasonwill make me look too matronly. Say,
don't you think I'm want to geta hat burn? Why? Of
course? Why is this counter,honey, clerk? We want to look
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at a nice hat, yes,madam, for your husband or something a
little Oh, darling, look atthose lovely lipsticks over there? My what
shades do you carry in this lipstick? Clerk? We have free shades Madam
blush and Blyde cherry red and spankBaby, spank baby lipstick. Now that's
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going to the extreme. May Isee this spank baby? Certainly? Ms?
Brown? Would you bring over thespank baby? Yes, sir,
here it is there with you,sank baby bed. How do you like
it? Oh? It looks good, but it fad doffel fast. Oh
(22:33):
listen, mister, we've had fiftycustomers today and the kid's bagged down.
All right, I'll take that lipstick. Look, darling, how about my
hat? Remember this is supposed tobe my day, all of course.
Will you go on over and buya hat? But nothing too expensive.
I'll be over here by the minkcoat. Good boy, I'm alone a
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glass to see how I'm gonna geta hat? Oh, clerk, let
me look at a nice hat.Yes, we have a barget in band
pianos today. No, no,I just want a hat. How about
a nice shotgun? We have aspecial on them with every shotgun we give
away it through So no, Ijust want a hat. What you need
is a pair of cotton gloves.Did you know that you can get rid
(23:18):
of dishwater hands by sleeping in cottongloves. No, I like pajamas,
Yes, sir, what color brown? No? I want to have how
a bottle? Nice sack? Theyjust think for Miami. You don't need
suspenders with these blacks. They fitright over your shoulders. Look. I
had a pair of those last stationsand I didn't like them. They're too
dangerous. Dangerous. Yeah, andyou only got my nose cotton a zipper.
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Let's see. All I want todo is to get a hat and
then to get one. What haveI gotta do? Right? The president
of the sort pessonizer? Where's thestationary apartment? Hey? You for the
door? You keeep? Stationary here? No, No, I'm on the
go all the time. Oh,darling, Yes, where are you in
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men's hat? No, I'm inladies petty cooat. We'll get out of
them and come over here, Darling. I've got a new coat, shoes,
stocking, a hat, and aswing of pearls. Well, I
guess we've got everything. Shall wego home? Look, dear, I
don't like to bring this up,but if this is my day, it's
the it's smells. I'm glad youreminded me. I've got to get some
(24:29):
perfumes. Look, wait a minute, I'll get up perfume. You going
over and get me a gray hat? Yes, dear, a great hat.
Look, fellow, I'd like tohave some Odie deklona. What a
colonna? Colonna? Good rites date, let's hear me date, not that
(24:51):
kind of colonna. Smell water?Here I am, dear? Did you
get me the gray hat? There? No, dear, I didn't have
gray, so I got myself toodress ball expert. For goodness sakes,
I can't even get a simple thinglike I had. Here, you are,
bud. I got just the suityou want, one of our leases
bottles with a built in chest.It has a vitamin D you woven into
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the car. Look, I wearmy suits. I don't eat them.
What a lovely suit, mildew greenwith yellow stripe. I wouldn't have it
if I had a whistle and alone ranger's gun with it. Try it
on, dear, Oh, Idon't want a suit. I'll look,
I've stood about all I can.Don't anybody understand me around here? Well?
I want a hat? Ain't takea hat. I'm sorry, folks.
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All I wanted was a hat.Well, why didn't just say star
right this way? You mean Ican actually get a hat here? White?
Suddenly? Now, how do youlike this nice gray model? Oh?
Gs, well you're building ear mustjust what I wanted to wrap it
up? Will you? What theby thorry? Here's a store thing?
Sorry, buddy, give me thathackback line no sales after five pretty you
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mate, come on, I'll driveyou home in my car. Your car,
let's see August, September, October, November. Yes, it's your
car. Oh what's the uskan night, everybody, I'll see you next week
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