Awful Service Number One Hundred and Seventy-Four - Tim Harmston - Awful Service Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tape Deck Media.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Welcome back. It's another episode of the Awful Service podcast.
This is the podcast. It's like a wan Tan taco
and that it's something that you never expected but you
need it in your life. That's right. It's me, the
original wan To Taco. Matt Douimo with.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
The Melting Pot of podcasts. Yes we are.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
We're the Heisen restaurant that no one asked for.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I guess I I am the original Lasagna Hot Dish.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Joe Cocozello is you know and.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Is kind of is already hot.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
If you think Italian hot dish, it's Italian hot dish.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I'm we're gonna change the names. If you ain't lag
in the Midwest, it's Lasagna hot Dish.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well true is true? Should ask our guests about his
opinions on Fusion Hot Dishes? Go into the podcast. Oh
we're gonna sorry. Let me let me introduce your propers.
He's an accomplished comedian. You can see him at place
like Acmean all around the Midwest. He has an album,
Is it Is it out yet?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Tim uh Frozen Badgery? Yeah, it's out everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'll get it.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
You were on Letterman Watches Letterman.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, get a.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Get a YouTube, get a time machine and go back
to nineteen whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Now or YouTube the internet is it's we have the
hilarious Tim Harmstrom on the podcast Everybody Welcome Timy.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Nothing pot hot dish.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, here's here's the thing. Uh So, I grew up
in Wiscon and my mom is half Canadian, and my
sister married an Italian guy, and the first time he visited,
my mom didn't know what to make, and so she
made like she attempted lasagna. And then when it came

(02:15):
time to sit down to dinner, my mom's just made
up a name. She goes, I made a dish. It's
called Italian surprise. And that's so whenever my mom makes
something that looks like a hot dish, we call it
an Italian surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Italian surprise.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Now, I think I'm gonna I apologize to your mother
to start, but I think I'm gonna use that Italian surprise.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Every every like every time that I it's like I
beat a new girl, Like it's like I got an
Italian surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I would I would actually say an unplanned Italian child
as an Italian surprise. Like when your mom had to
tell your dad that she was pregnant with you, Joe.
She like, hey, you're never gonna guess what. I have
an Italian surprise, but he.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Looks Polish, but he's Italian.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's a perogi surprise. Yeah, so how did the uh?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
How did the Italian surprise?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Didn't so great? It was like it was like Spaghettio's
on top of like lasagna noodles microwave for like twenty
five minutes or something.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
It was.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
It was the worst.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
My mom's oh, it's so good.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Dog.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, it was not good, but my mom's not She'll
she'll confess that she's not a great cook. And so
but whenever whenever she makes something at like holiday where
I was like, oh the press, well, well in family
joke there, you know, Oh well, you know I did
grow up in the hot dish era when you had

(03:59):
the tater todd and the green beans and the creama
mushroom soup. And my wife also did, and so she
always has like fifty eight creama mushroom soups on hand
at any time. I'm like, we've we've been married, but
thirteen years, we've never made a hot diitch. So we've
got to have the just have that soup.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ready, you know, that's her apocalypse surprise. That's her apocalypse surprise. Heard.
It's like, listen, Tim, we got it. We got to
figure out how to eat. You go find something. I'm
gonna put some creama mushrooms soup.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Like I feel like, if the world goes to shit,
I'll be out killing veniceon up here in the woods.
I'll be like, you know, shooting deer and we'll just
put it, put it win cream mushroom soup on it
and put it in the other.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Still during the apocalypse, you're killing, You're killing things making
cream of mushroom soup.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
But it's still Italian surprise.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
And that's what I say before I shoot the deer,
I'm like, ready for your he.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Just pops up.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
They feel like I hope they feel like Joe Peshy
when they thought they were getting graduated and Good Fellas.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, she was just like oh ship and then uh.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah, you hear the pop top on the soup can't progress.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
So I hope that there's just like one cabinet in
the kitchen that's just all mushroom.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Soups is there.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Spread them around the house.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
You just spread them around the house, just like hide them,
and it's like an Easter egg hunt.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's like she opens the.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Thing like her closet that she doesn't have mushroom soup
in mushroom soup like like Natty icing if you like, no,
no somebody, yeah, no, should never make anyone have to
chove mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You have to drink this soup, aesctually cold mushroom soup.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
That's yeah, well, well we're both on lippotur so I
don't think we're going to be doing any cream and
mushroom soup slamming.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
But you guys have to the Monday through Friday, Lipperty, you.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Got your little pill, yeah, and the Friday is a surprise,
you just it's Italian surprise. But what a random pill
in that Friday box? You know?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
What was that? That ecstasy? What are we doing? That
reminds me of our trip to Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, your wife's like, all right, whatever you can't do,
not give him, do not give him.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
One of my favorite New Year's Eves of all times.
And I don't even I mean, I don't you.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Do anything, And we did. I did drugs for two.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
I didn't do anything because I had like uncles there
and uncles that are like church goers, and I kept
wanting to break away and whoop it up with you guys,
and they just wanted to talk. And I'm like, look,
Joe is gonna just go ape ship tonight.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Whoop it up.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I would like to wrap this conversation up, but you
get sucked in, and you know your family drives like
two hours on nears e. You gotta gotta hang out.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You got it, you gotta hang out. It's a it's a.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's I completely understood, but I want you to know
I partied for you.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I part to that night.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Double, I doubled down, I went, and when Tim woke up,
he found an Italian surprise.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
My Italian surprised the ship out of Superior all night long.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
It was, yeah, I've never driven two more hungover people.
The next day homes to Minneapolis. That was you know
when you can smell someone's hungover just by the way
it comes out of their pores.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I was still drunk on our drive Hall. I know
it was very much in the hotel.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
We stayed at. We stayed at the Superior Hotel, which.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Is one haunted and it like, I I was so drunk.
I swear I saw a ghost. It was not like
I felt there was very much ghost vibes.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
In my room.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Definitely haunted. I mean, I think people that's like the
first stop on the Superior Ghost Tour is that hotel.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Joe Cocozello stayed here once.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I haunted the hotel like I felt like I was
haunting it.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Just a ghost comes up. Hey are you doing? Boom?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
How you doing? Boom? Italian surprise?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Boom? Did I scare you?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Banjio? No Italian Surprise?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well, and we could talk about Italian surprise, surprising hot dishes,
or the many different stories of Joe and Tim on
the road, but no, this is the awful service podcast.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
I don't want to get into road and stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, funny goes, What's what happens on the road? It
stays on the road.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Right unless unless Joe and I have an off conversation
about it like the next day light me all right?
So anyway, this is the awful service podcast of the
podcast where we talk about different jobs and the stories
there within. The very first segment on the podcast is
one that we lovingly referred to as the resume, show
us your rethme? Why should we hard? Have you ever

(09:29):
had a job, right you women, buy you tell us
all about yourself and to place a business.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Talk about my job's filthy, shady politics. Show us your resume.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Again, Tim, You don't have to do all of your jobs,
just so you can kind of find the ones that
you have some of the better stories of or things
that you can remember, and which every one you want
to start with.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Uh, it's pretty brief history. So I went to in
high school, I groceries at Red Owl.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Wait, oh, that's new to me. Does this still exist?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Do you guys not know?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Red Owl?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Is that also? Wait? Did that also become like an
ign i ga ga oka?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, red It's got that iconic logo.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, no, I know, I know you're talking about. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Anyway, it was a grocery store, grocer Joe. Yeah, so
I learned the bad groceries. Then I went to school
in downtown Chicago, and my summer job.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Was working at Wrigley Field.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I was a security guard out in bleachers for two years.
Yeah Wrigley Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Wow, any iconic Wriggly moments. You weren't there for the
like the catch.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I wasn't. I was there from nineteen ninety one until
nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh so just misery.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Just wow, it was fun. It was like Ryan Sandberg
and Sammy Sosa and uh Mark Grace. It was a
It was Andre Dass and they were great, great. I mean,
I could write a book about the work experience and
the and the stuff that happened. But my one of
the favorite moments was when when I went into interview.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Because it was right across the street from my apartment.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
I went in and I saw that they were hiring,
and I went in and I gave him my resume.
And the only job I'd had was bagging groceries at
red All and.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Menomine, Wisconsin.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
And so my old boss gets a call one day
and they're like, hey, this is a Steve from the
operations department at Wrigley Field. But did you did you
ever work with that Tim Armston? And he's like, yeah,
he was good at bagging groceries. All right, you're hired.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
So and they put me out in the bleachers.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
So I got to sit out there all summer long
and watch people do all kinds of illicit behaviors and
you know, smoking, dude.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Where it's at. That's always the funnest spot. Oh, my god,
had a baseball stadium. You want to be where the
fun is at.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
The baseball stadium if you really think about it. Because
it's one of the oldest, right, like is like that,
it's like three or fourth oldest.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, might be older, but not that much.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, cam Camden, Fenway, Wrigley, and the old the old
Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, I think Wrigley's second oldest to Fenway.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
But it was.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
It was great because the you know, it's Harry Carry.
I don't know if you guys know Harry Carry, you
still Harry carry your dude, Oh my god. Yeah, he'd
come in and he'd sit on a golf cart and
because he probably couldn't walk because you know, he had a.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Few, it wasn't because of his age, not gonna walk.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Back, they would put it. They throw him on the
back of a golf car and drive him up to
the press box. He'd be like, Ronny, you know, it's
just like the greatest thing.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
For a few years, Major League Baseball did the the
cart for relief pictures where it we had like the
helmet on it. Imagine like the cart just big glasses.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Car. Yeah, he was so great, like he was like
a ball of sunshine. Like he was so loved. When
he would drive by in the cart, people would just
they just sunshine. It was like it was awesome. And
then and then one of the craziest things that happened
is that, like you know, it's a sacred spot Wriggly

(13:35):
for people from all over the world. And one guy
died and his brother wanted him to or he asked
his brother to put his.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Ashes on the warning track at Wrigley.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
And so this guy like just grabbed a jar and
like and I'm like, do I stop this because I
knew what was happening, like stop, but the guy to
keep this guy from going to where he wants to
end up, you know, And so he's like he's sprinkling
the ashes.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
And the internal Am I getting paid enough to care
about this?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
It was like a real more I should kick you
out for that, but Italian surprise.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah. And then you know, and like in the minute
I started to go over there, people were.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Like no, don't.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
They're like, come on, don't go over there, Come on there.
You know.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
He's like yeah, because your security and they're like, don't
be a dick security exactly.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
So I just started pretended that I didn't see.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It happen, like tie in your shoe.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yeah, this guy's just emptying his ash tray over the
you know.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Okay, hey, if you're if you're gonna sprinkle someone's ashes
in any sport illegally and sneak.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Them into a stadium, Baseball is the way to do it.
You could.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
You can legally bring hot dogs into a baseball stadium.
And the most Baseball you could bring things that you
can't bring pretty much any other.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Spoil Yeah, and NFL stadium that would have been swiped,
Like what is this?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
No, you have to like you have to like really
sneak them in. You have to like put a cast
with hot dogs in it.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
And like it or not.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I look it back to hot dogs. We're talking about
ashes show you're like stick a hot dog and like,
you know, because you know that, you know what, they
don't have a baseball stadiums shoe hot dogs. You're right,
that's no.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
They have plenty of them, but it's like buying a
hot dog in an airport. It's like a thirty seven
dollars hot dog.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Are you.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Andrew Zimmer's fucking hot dog?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
You imagine sitting at a baseball game and some guy
with a cast just starts pulling sausage anyway you want
to start.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
They're still warm. You're warm.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You don't want to know where the mustard's coming from.
You don't now bring your own condiments.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
The stadium has plenty of cogniments.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Still, my favorite was the instagram I saw of the
people that brought.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
We talked about this, Yahi blocked bags of spaghetti, and
I was like, doing that, that is happening this year.
They got the idea from its always sunny in Philadelphia.
We get it like spaghetti.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Policy, spaghetti into a baseball stadium.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
They don't bring anything into a baseball stadium as long
as it's like, yeah, it's it's Tim, come hang out.
When when you guys are back, let me know and
I'll get some extra tickets and and I'll bring some
extra bags of spaghetti for you and the wife.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh, you guys can have your own Italian surprise in
the outfield.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, you guys could do like a whole lady in
the tramp thing.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would want to see you and Tim, do you
guys like he was like he nuzzles then meat ball.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, you'll always get my meatball, Tim you're.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Right, though, You're right, Joe. The idea like if you're
gonna spread your ashes on any sporting event and has
to be baseball, I don't think there. Maybe soccer, maybe
so the rest of them soccer.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
You have to give it to the kid and let
the kid run out and then hug bope or.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You would just seem inappropriate. You got some guy dumping
it over the glass onto the ice. What the fuck
are you doing?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
You gotta put it in your hat.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
You gotta wait for a hat trick, and then you
throw your hat on the ice, ashes get sprinkled and
like everything works out.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
But then they're just going to scrape it up.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Yeah, this the quick trip skaters.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
I gotta come by and stoop it up and then
this is.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Gonna get your uncle's gonna get Zambone.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Gets zambo right off.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, unless their final resting place is supposed to be
in the Zamboni Ice Excel and Energy Center, then I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Well. One of the other things from working at Wrigley
was that, you know, when people would you know, everyone
was doing like people would bring joints and it was
like in the in the early nine it was very
deadhead like regularly bleachers were kind of notorious for partying
and drunks and even you know, people hooking up and

(18:09):
like it was it was a.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wild Excuse me, can you guys uh take it out
of each other during the seventh inning stretch?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Jesus, it's because it's one three strikes.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
He's counting down.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
That's what Harry Carey was singing about.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Yeah, two balls and.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
One like walks like with the Sutterfield bleachers, there's a
man who's storting it real.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Well, it's not if that's not a like, I can't
I can't talk about a curveball.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
A lot of times you would people would make people
would like make eye contact with you, like if they
pulled out a joint, and they would be like they
look at me to see if I was, you know,
gonna rat on it, and then I would just they
would look at me and they'd like.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Put up there, whoa this slow pull out?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah, And then they'd be like yeah, and then they
would and then I would do this one I just
sort of like like look away, you know, and then
I guess that was give them the approval to do it.
And then after the game. Every now and then I
would go to the bars and I'd run into people.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
They were like the security guy, thanks dude.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
And then I would just get.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Six rounds on me. Yo, dude, thank you.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
That was kind of like a little scam that I
had going.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Just like you walked by them like you just like
all right, well.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
That you were the sergeant Shultz of the center field security.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
I had no business.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I see nothing.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Instead of chocolate, it was just Butdweiser, like that was
your that was your chocolate.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah, it was nuts. And that was one of my
favorite jobs.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
It's Wrigley Field. Jos's old style, come on, get up
to the It was old style. It was old style.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
It was it was in the and then after the
game there was just so much vomit everywhere. It was
like you couldn't walk out of there with like slipping
on somebody's barf.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
And it was like it was pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Every day likes everywhere it's just barf and like half
smoke joints, and it was.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Im did you ever have to like stop someone from
trying to jump and run on the field.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Oh yeah, all the time. I mean all the time.
I mean that was kind of one time we remember
when Sports Center was kind of big. Yeah, so you
would see somebody would like one guy tried to jump
and my coworker grabbed him and then I grabbed his
legs and he's like hanging over into.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
That basket, you know, the basket that keeps.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
People from falling in. And he's like hanging over the
basket and he's trying to jump, you know, over the
bas And so we were on Sports Center that night.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You were in the top ten.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah, just try this from You've got a guy's.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Leg and he's just in this back. It's the basket
is like the San Francisco Bridge and hell, that keeps people.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
From dropping the suicide basket. And then only all I
knew is that there was like a lock up in
underneath the bleachers where the Chicago cops had like a
little station or whatever.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You know, like they had the stadium jail.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, and nobody ever asked. Nobody ever asked what went
on down there. You know, Like it's like.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think that's where the Trump administration got some of
their ideas from. They're just like it's like the it was.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Like that movie Casino where the count room where you
never no very saw anybody go in, nobody saw anybody leave.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
And you were in, you were in the outfield. So
there was no Steve Bartman before Steve. This was way before.
This was a decade before. I mean, it's still the years.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
I'm oh, I'm you guys don't know red ow Old
like that is.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I'm just from New York.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
I knew it as a different name. I knew it
as I G A. No, it was.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
It was. It might have been bought out by I
G A, but it was.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
It was like there's a lot of there's a lot
of our I gas that had the red out because
I know what you're talking about. I think they got
bought out and they used they kept the logo on
a lot of buildings.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
So I think that's I looked up the logo. I've
seen this in small.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Towns shirts like people like T shirts out of that logo.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I think old grocery stores that have been since changed
names still keep the That's just that that's how the
people in the small town know it's still a grocery storey.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Tim, Uh, when you want to go back and do
some security at Wrigley or or maybe target Field or uh,
what's the Brewers Stadium called.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Now, it's not Miller Parker.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
It's like Progressive Family Insurance Field or some ship. It's
they still have the.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Beer, right, Miller park Yeah, it's like they still.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It's not their mascot.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Isn't Progressive Family Insurance Saustritch or whatever their.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Owl Liberty Mutual.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, its so sad.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, that stadium needs to be named after beer, like
Loganas or like some some little beer company.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
No, no, it's Wisconsin us to be Wisconsin Beer. It
should be the line in Google Stadium.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
It should be Google or the or.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
The Spotted Horse, Spotted cowt.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Place, Spotted Cow, Yeah, park spotting Cow park at.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yes, brought to you by the Progressive Insurance.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Get down, Get down on the new Glara slide we need.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah. And then they got the sausage Race. Have you
seen the sausage Race?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Love Love a good sausage.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
People dressing as inflatable object and it like like anthropomorphic things.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah. I think they're inflatable though. I think they're actually
like full on heavy.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Coffee, like like real real mascot, which those are.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Some Those are some athletes if they can run in
those fucking things, I tell you they need to put
they need to give those guys a trial.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Do you remember do you remember the game where one
of the players hit the one over over the head
with a bat? What do you remember that? It's a
real thing, Like one of the players just stepped out
of the dugout. We just took the knees bottom. They
just slugged them with a bat like, I don't know
what they thought.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
It was funny, assuming they thought it was hilarious to
do this.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
I love that. I'd love to be a lawyer on
that case.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
You know, it was clearly self defense.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
They've got the price.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Like like a cock ring over a sausage.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I've only the only time I ever seen that I
didn't know about that I worked, so it's it's it's
a lower on this podcast. They used to work at
a place called Space Aliens that still exists up on
Albert Yeah, but I worked in the one in Saint
Cloud Rest in Peace. Oh yeah, and uh they we
had this giant alien like his name is Zemo, and

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the thing was like this just it was it was
not for a children's restaurant because it was like when
we'd always put it on like a six foot tall
line cook, and that the head would go up another
three feet, so this giant ten foot alien would come
out for the back to entertain children who would scream. Well,
one day, a bunch of teenagers had gotten novelty bats

(26:00):
from the ticket counter and decided to go alien hunting
and beat a dishwasher at my job with the bats.
He's like taking like I watched the man quit and
also disillusioned children at the same time.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
That's a specially law firm. I mean, that's a specially
law you know, like like TSR injury, Like what how
do you I was in a sausage costume and I.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Got beat you a mascot Have you have you been
beaten by?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
And it was in two thousand, I believe two thousand
and three, and it was Pittsburgh Pirates player Randall Simon
used a bat to hit a mascot dressed as an
Italian sausage as it ran the quote sausage race.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
In Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
It did happen in Milwaukee, Joe Joe to be fair.
When he hit him with the bat, he said, was
an Italian surprise.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Yes, yeah, that Matt.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
I am sending this to your Facebook just a case
where pivot to I know I sent it to your text,
but I am sending it to your Facebook, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Still curious about There's still so much I need more.
I need to know about the Wrigley Days, because you
said you did that for a few years as your
summer job. Okay, okay, so just just out of curiosity
some other things you said, you see, you see, you're
seeing people like you cut people fucking in the in
the bleachers.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
No I caught. I won't go you go that far.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
They were.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
What base? Did they get to?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
A few bases? Okay, there might have been some some
stolen bases, Ricky Henderson, but it you saw people like
hooking up, you know, like making out or just so
drunk that they just started making out with the person
randomly sitting next to him. I saw a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Oh is that even a kiss cam? Yeah, no, it
was a kiss cam.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I also saw this is it this is nineteen.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Second base cam has his hand up your shirt second base,
under the shirt over.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
The pro Yeah, some of that kind of stuff. And
then and then I also I saw a lot of Uh.
It was funny because it was the beginning of cell phones,
so people cell phones used to come into like a
little backpack carrying the carrying curse. So you'd see like
these like, uh, you know, options traders take the day

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off on Friday, and they'd come in with their little
you know, they'll be I'll be a wriggly if you
need to get a hold of me. I have a
backpack with a phone in it, you know, and so
they like it's World War two, yes, so you'd be
like it'd be like, you know, the quiet between pitches
and then you hear this some asshole would pick up

(28:50):
a phone and be like sell sell, you know or whatever.
It was just or it was always like yeah, but wriggling.
You know, you could ever believe me. You'd hear me,
believe you know.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It was like the you see me.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'm on TV, right, did you see me? I was
on the second base camp.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, there's a lot of that, and then the girl
behind me, oh my god. And then there would be
you know, like regularly is a tourist destination for people
that love baseball, so it inevitably it would be like
people from my hometown would go to a game, or
you know, are people high school friends, and so they'd
be they just show up and then be like.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
You guys, I know we went to high school together,
but you gotta stop fingering each other.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And I'm security.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I know you're gonna have to give me one of
those joints built.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
You guys are gonna have.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
To No, they would be like, is that Tim Arms.
They'd like stare at me, and then I'd stare at them,
you know, like nobody knew I worked.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
There, and then oh so they were like, oh wait,
wait this is Tim.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, there was a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Tim wouldn't work here. No, he's a He's a grocery bagger.
We all know that.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Yeah, there was a lot of.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Last time I saw you, you were carrying my bags
down the smoke bro.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Yeah, exactly. There was a lot of that. There was
a lot of uh, you know, celebrities would come out periodically.
You'd see thet Yeah, you'd see people come out and
just are.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
They trying to do the thing where they have the
baseball cap and the sunglasses trying to say agnito?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah, I mean it was you have to understand, like,
I don't know, Matt, if you're a big baseball fan,
but at one point in time, like the the bleachers
at Wrigley was like the front. It's kind of like
like the center or center court court side at Lakers
games in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You know, like it wasn't no.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Jack Nicholson, no, but it wasn't like where celebrities would go.
But like people wanted to go, like you know, like
Eddie Vedder and you know, people that were like huge
cub fans. Everybody wanted to be on the bleachers because
it was a party. And so, you know, I mean,
I can't verify that I saw celebrities. I heard play
some alleged ones because this is before the internet, so

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they I would I didn't know who anybody was, but
you know, i'd hear people say like, oh, do you
see who was out in the bleachers, you know, and
and so it was kind of a fun. You know,
it was just a big party, and I was in
charge of making sure it didn't get out of hand.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
And yeah, but often.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
I saw some great fights too. I saw when drunk
people start fighting on bleachers where they can tumble down.
It's exciting because there's like an extra element of danger,
you know, like that guy slips the guy You're like wait, wait, wait,
just give they'll come down by themselves.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
And like a hockey fight, you get to wait till
they fall and then go to break it up.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yeah, and you're not as you're instructed to never jump in.
You're like you're you wait for the cops or you
flag down the your supervisor, so you just have to
like sit there and be like all right, you guys,
let it rip, you know, and just kind of back
off and watch it go down. And I would take
bets on him on the side one on the Phillies fan,

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you know, like action you're.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Taking the road guy, Like you're like, yeah, I think
the White Sox dude's gonna take him.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Look at the size difference. He's got better rich right reach.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
And also Sammy Sosa showed up my last year there,
and he was just a skinny, skinny kid, like you know,
and then when he got gradually he started to get
kind of bigger and bigger. You know. It was always
kind of weird because.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I wonder, what's happening little Sammy.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, I remember like little scraggly Sammy Sosa showing up.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And hey, Master horstun real Sammy Sosa.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
You're like you're like rubbing his head. Oh, Sammy one
day you're gonna go eat a bunch of steroids.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
And grow up to be a big boy.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah, it's yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Mister Hart.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
It's great to see you.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Hit a dinner for you.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
It wasn't really like that, Joe.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
He wasn't allowed to touch the players again, Kim wasn't
in the locker room like, all right, I want you
to have a good keys all right. We they coaches
out today, h what do we got?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
What about that?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
What about that outfield security guy?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
You were in security on the walk in you were
seems to be doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Or marijuana arrests are down ten percent?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, I think he. I think he's ready for third
base going.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Marijuana smoking is up, marijuana rests are down.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
There is a bit of a cloud over here centerfield.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Very peaceful in center field. Ye, finger popping is down
for so he's hey, uh hey, yeah, you guys, keep
it above, keep it above.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Where that is that where that nineties swing band came from,
Cherry Pop and Daddies was from.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
San f I never I never saw that.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Allegedly.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, you're always like, oh what's over there?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh look a bird?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Oh the Goodyear blimp?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
What do you know, isn't really one of those places
too where the people who own the property or like
who own like apartments around it, like they just can
watch the games for free.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
From the roof tops.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
And then the team took a hard line stance on it,
and they tried to didn't they build a wall. They
tried to block it because they you know, it's like, well,
why you've got all the money in the world, just
let them.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Watch the game. Yeah, because they were charging tickets.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
So these apartment owners would charge fifty bucks a pop
to come up and sit on the roof and watch
the game.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
And then the Cubs are like, well we should get
some of that revenue. And I'm like, can you just
let this go?

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I mean, I haven't watched baseball in a long time,
but the billionaires that own it, all the teams, I'm like, whatever,
I'm not into it anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's good to my pay roll is very.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Well.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
We need to pay our security officers that are in
the backfield. They're very expensive.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
And I think I made like eight bucks an hour
for you.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
But for for like what early nineties, that's actually not bad.
I think minimum age is like what like a quarter.
I don't fucking know what it was back then? Yeah,
it was. It wasn't much.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
It was like four and a quarter.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, you're you're living long. You could buy three old styles.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
I thought it was great. I would get a nice
paycheck and then I would just go you know, I
mean in Chicago. This was back I was like eighteen
nineteen years old, so I wasn't drinking age.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
But Chicago was never a problem. It was just like
walk into a bar and nobody there.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
If you're Chicago in those days, I think if you're
big enough to look over the bar like, it's good.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Yeah, so I was in it.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
I was in heaven down there in Wrigleyville.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
So you you ever want to do some more security,
just one day at a stadium, let me know you
and I will go work.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
We'll go work to Geme seats.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
It's gonna go work that minor league team in Blaine. Yeah,
it's coming to Blaine. They're spending like seventy five million,
seven fifty million dollars to bring a minor league team
to Blaine, Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Really, yeah, do this.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It's gonna be a it's gonna be a ten thousand,
five to ten thousand person Stadium. They're gonna be building
it across from the National Sports Center. I just read
about this. It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
That seems kind of silly at this.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
But it's because minor league baseball actually still has a following.
It's kind of nuts. So I'm all about, especially if
it's like old stuff, like the old Saints, not the
New Saints. Like the old Saints. When it was Saints
was fun.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
There was pigs running everywhere.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, Bill Murray would just be there.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yeah, those were good days. Bandana Square or no, what
was it called Energy?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
What was that a place called that was just called
Midway Midway Field?

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Yeah, right right.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
So so after so after you got done doing the
summer jobs, you said, you don't really have a big
resume other than stand up, Like, what other jobs have
you done?

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Okay, Well I went to film school. That's why I
was in Chicago. So while I was working at the
Cubs and while I was going to school, I started
to work. It was the early nineties in Chicago, and
so there was a million commercials going on all the
time with Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, Mike Ditka, all the

(37:22):
you know, it was a huge The Bulls were just
sort of becoming this. So I went. I got sucked
into the commercial production, which is the technically the film business.
It's not video, it's film because I used to shoot
him on thirty five millimeter film. But that was just
a huge industry in Chicago, and I got vacuumed into it.
I was just like I was a I would my

(37:42):
one of my first jobs, I was working with Michael
Jordan and Larry Bird and it was just it was
I mean, I couldn't even describe how many was this
the progect?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Was this the McDonald's commercial?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
I was. I was catching the balls that they were
throwing off the bleachers.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, still like wal like off this off the backboard, nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
But net that was you.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
That was your first thing.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, and I got sucked into the most iconic McDonald's commercial.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Half Yeah, it's it's seriously that was one of my
first jobs.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
And so I'm saying, I remember that commercial. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
That's off. It was like off the Hancock building over
the Expressway, you know, and it was truly it was
truly like once I did that, I was like, oh,
because I'm like literally throwing balls to Michael Jordan and like, Michael,
you know, and I'd throw them a ball and then
he'd shoot it, and then we'd get him another ball,
and you know, and I'm I'm like, Okay, this is

(38:49):
what I want to do the rest of my life.
So then the next the.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Next year, you went, you you started, you tried out
for the Chicago Bulls, you got on the got on
the summer team. It was actually pretty good.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm five eight, but then it
was that time you didn't see me in the dunk context.
But anyway, so it was really fun. And I did
that for about fifteen to twenty years, and I was
a union. I'm in still in the union. I was
in the Chicago Motion Picture Studio Mechanics Union.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
And I did that for a long time. And then
I just discovered comedy.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Kind of when the film business would slow down, I
would I wanted something to do, and so I would go.
I did Second City, did improv, and then and then
I did.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
I hated improv.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
My my improv teacher was Keegan Michael Keith.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
What yeah, I just I'm sorry, Tim, you keep just
dropping things on this podcast.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Yeah, I thought, no, no, no, We're just and then
he's just very just.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
He's just so pass like, yeah, the commercial with Michael
Jordan and Scott and then we went and had improv
with Keegan Michael.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah, it was like beginning improv.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And I mean, I tell you when I did a
beer Bom with Harry Carry.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Like, yeah, so those are but then I did but
stand up worked great, or the film business worked great
with stand up. And that's where I'm the most lucky
person in the world. Because TV commercials take about fourteen
days to make. So I would get on, we would

(40:33):
pre production, you know, do pre production and then prep
and then shoot and then wrap and so you're in
and out between ten and fourteen days. And then I
would I might wait three weeks before I do my
next commercial. And so I needed something to fill those gaps,
and so my sister said, why don't you try improv?
And then I did improv and then and then I
moved home to Minneapolis because I wanted to buy a house.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
I couldn't afford a house in Chicago, but I could
back down.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
And then so I had all these little gaps and
then I started going to Knuckleheads in two thousand and two,
where I met Joe and that place Mark Poulis. I
still some like open mic sheets with you know, like Joe,
and I know I find them every once in a
while and I'm just like, oh, gosh, remember that those
were the day.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah you could see young Mission and Paul. Yes, yes, Shannon,
you were telling jokes in the mall, but.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, and that. So I would do that and then
and then I would do open mic for like NonStop.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
It's all I focused on.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
And then I would go down to Chicago and I
would make a commercial and I did that for like
fifteen years, fifteen extra years. So I would I would
be at open mic every night for like three weeks,
and then I'd disappear for like two months and then
come back and I do it.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Thought you quit.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Oh, and here's the other cool thing. I just I've
been throwing this out there and I'm not tooting my
own horn or bragging. It's just an interesting, just an
interesting side story. So when I started in two thousand
and two, I would work at open I would do
open mic, and then i'd go to Chicago and make commercials,
and then I'd sneak out at night and do open

(42:15):
mic in Chicago. And so I started going to this
place called the lions Den, and they just wrote a
book about the lions Den. But at that open mic,
it's on Irving Park Road on the north side of Chicago.
It was and I'm not shitting you, it was like,
I don't know, fifty con it was the hottest open mic,
but it was.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
It was like.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Phomeo, Hannibal Burris, Pete Holmes, John Roy, Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Kyle Yeah. So basically the who's who of Chicago stand
up comedians.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, it was. It was everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It was a massive classic.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
C J. Miller. Yeah, I mean it was just like
so I'd walk in and I'd be like ninety fourth
on the list, but I didn't mind staying there until
one or two in the morning because it was like,
oh my god, Kyle Kanaane just you know, these are
like the beginning versions of these.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Great comedies legends.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
It was bonkers. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was nuts.
And then so Mike Bridenstein, who was a really funny
comic out in la he just wrote and wrote and
published a book about those that like two year window
of that open mic. It was like Grumpies. It was
like this little back room.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Dude that two years tim might be cooler than the
two years you spent it.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Wrigley like, whoa, it's staggering to look back on it.
I mean, there's there's a few that I'm even.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
That's Andre Dawson, Mark Grace, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Yeah, hey, I'm Kyle.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I'm gonna hit some diggers for you. Yeah the tool
have I smoked this?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Crazy? It was?

Speaker 6 (44:03):
It was nuts?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
So it is crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Yeah, Pete Holmes, did I mentioned that's insane?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
And yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
It was nuts, like truly nuts.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
So epic For one minute, though, Tim, I thought you
were going to be like yes, smoked a cigar with Obama.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Again out of rooftop.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Back then he was a community organizer.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
It wasn't as big as a thing state senator. He was.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Actually, he was at the improv class with Michael Key.
We actually split a joints.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
We did a class together. He was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Three years of commercial production. Is there any other like national?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
This is me as Harry Carry.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Okay, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Hey you guys, I am a baseball announcer. I am
well hello everyone.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Let me let me be clear. Take me out to
the ball game.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I have glasses. I may be drunk.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
That's pretty good man. Joe not so much. That was great.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Take me out to the ball game, Wow, take me
out to the crowd. I'm not known for my pression.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Well, it's just.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Because everyone tries to do you as an impersonation.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
So it's that weird sort of like I'm an impression.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
We had a whole we had a whole segment on
the podcast for a while called Dueling Cocazelos where if
anyone did they had they had to go up against Joe. Uh,
it was we We had to stop that because it
was a very changed the podcast Real Quick Got off
the Rails was never on the rails, but you you

(45:52):
did commercial production for a while, so like any other
national ads that because you say, obviously you talked about
them off the bank, you know you talked that one.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:59):
I did so many that I can't even I can't
even really go into it, but like almost you know,
I mean there was a lot.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I worked with Michael a lot, and I worked with
Brett Farv quite a bit, and uh, everything, you know,
like it was it was just really cool.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'll do a lot of athletes stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Yeah, because so much of Chicago is was a lot
of the Bowl stuff. And then I did Michael Joy.
There's a great bo Jackson one where he it's like
Bono's Deadly or you know, like those.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Oh oh yeah, I remember the Bonos commercials.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
I remember those Bono's.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I did.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Some of those I did. I actually did like a
discount double Check one with Aaron Rodgers, one of the
first ones.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I did before.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
And I keep in mind, like I'm not i'm I'm
I'm what's called either a set decorator or the art
director or the props guy. So a lot of times
I'm just handing the actors their props. But you know,
on a like a basketball commercial, that would mean like
giving it to Michael or you know. And I don't
talk much about it because it's like, you know, there's

(47:08):
such like a confidentiality when you work with celebrities where
you don't want to, like I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Like we know, we know Michael Jordan listens to this
podcast him and you will be getting a season desist soon.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
I just but I you know, like a lot of
commercials you have to sign like an NDA, you know, Okay, okay,
you know so, and I never had to do that
very much, but I'm just it's just kind of like
the professionalism of being a prop guy.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Is that like you have to be around celebrities and
have them props.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
And so you know how many Haynes T shirts I
had to hand Michael Jordan Is.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
So that's a funny story because I did a lot
of the Haines with Michael and.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
So we would you tell me you did the one
where he had the Hitler mustache, I'm gonna lose my ship?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
I did, Yeah, But I would show we get all
this product, like the the agency would send all these
you know, like boxes and boxes of T shirts and
underwear and all this stuff would just come into the
office and you'd have to sort it out and pull
out the best looking underwear, like this one will be
great on camera, you know, no no phrase or all.

(48:16):
But at the end, at the end of the job,
I had like garbage bags full of underwear, like just
you know, the ones that didn't make the cut. And
so I would go to a party and I'd bring
like just like a hefty bag full of underwear and.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
You're like, so you're like that guy who works for
like the beer companies, Hey, I got some extras. You
guys want some beers, But We're like, Hey, the guy
who works for the food company who brings pizzas to
the party. No, you're the guy. Hey, so do you
need some? Do you need some? Do you need some skivvies? Yep?

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I would show I'd show up with underwear and like.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I know they're out of the bag, but they're perfectly
new ey.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Tim's here, what'd you bring this time? Do we have underpants?
I'm running out?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
We got some. We got some wife beaters, some real
nice tanks.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Yeah, and I did.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
I did some.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
I did some lottery commercials, and I didn't bring I
didn't get lottery tickets, but I got a whole bunch
of like NFL sag, like Minnesota Vikings, like swag, and.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
I brought, you know.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
I love like when they're gonna throw stuff in a dumpster,
I'm always like, oh, I'll take that and find somebody.
I would often bring it to, you know, if it
was like like supplies or what, I would bring it
to the animal shelter or whatever, like the commercial businesses.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Hey, that's how you get bumped up at the open mic.
You just start passing the host of money pants. All
of a sudden, you're just starting to go up there
a little bit. You're up there with Camille, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
You know?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah, can I bring some underpants too?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
I can bring go buy them and then bring them
and see how that works.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
What do you mean, like a three pack? Like I
could go.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I can only afford slightly irregular. Okay, that's it. That's
the best best I can get for Yeah, well he was.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Bringing you the ones that aren't good for television, like
the regular.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Honestly, as an open mic coast, I do get a
lot of fucking gifts. It's kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Well, they used to bring apples for the teacher.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Someone. Someone gave me one of these, like I wear
I wear scaley hats because I like to look like
I killed a bunch of newsies back in the nineteen twenties. Uh,
someone gave me one of the I'm like, I'm not rerun.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
That's not a scaley hat, that's like a yeah, that's
like a nineteen sixties painters hat.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, put it on. I was gonna ask.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I just feel like, I feel like if I shaved
the rest of this, I could just be Fat Gallagher.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yeah, or like, wasn't there like a third Yeah, wasn't
there like a fourth Mario.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
You're talking like you think you got me Warrio? Bit
are you trying to.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
No, there was like a fourth one. It was Mario
Luigi Warrio, and wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Own Wah, Luigi, those are the bad guys that it
was while Luigi. Yeah, we're going to Yeah, sorry, sorry bro,
and I'm we're a pro Luigi podcast Free Luigi.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
So I didn't do anything, didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I did not shoot at the CEO.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I thought it was a marshallol.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
That is cool. So let's go back. Let's go back
just to your first job, that one that started it all.
You're bagging groceries and menomine yep. How long did you
do that?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Two years? Yeah? That was fun too. I met a
lot of the townspeople.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, you didn't get you're not you're not quite proping,
Michael Jortan. You got to pass a bag to missus Johnson.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
But whenever I go to Trader Joe's now I bag
my own groceries and then people look at me like
this guy is good, like this is a ringer here,
this guy is amazing, and I like doing it, like
I like fitting in the You know the things in
the right position and putting a frozen.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Getting zen about it.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Yeah, it's fun. I don't know. Do you guys bag
your own groceries?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yes, yes, all I love.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I love to bag my own groceries.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
When when I do it, the Tetris theme plays in
my head.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, that's on the bottom. I don't give a ship.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I'm gonna scramble them anything.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I ain't broken one yet.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
It's they say you shouldn't las I say, I do
not believe that theory.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Also, I think that's a safe place for them. The bottom.
You surround them with cans. You're good, right, It's like
a little nest.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Yeah, and you put you know, people would have their
own people would have their own requests, you know, and
that would blow your mind, like put the cilantro off
to the side. You know. It's just these weird fetishes
about groceries. That groceries that couldn't touch each other.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, okay, okay, there you go understood that bags separately.
It slow and I want you to maintain eye contact.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Flowered into the bag, real slow, you go too fast?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Do you guys know about so? Every year in Las Vegas,
the National Bag and petition.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
You need to get out of retirement. We need to
retire you, Tim, We need to get you back in there,
get back in the game. Let's bring into an Aldi,
just get some practice.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Oh my god, I would love that if you you know, what,
do you want.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
To bag for a day.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I know a few Trader Joe's managers and if you
wanted to just bag for a day to just get
your you know what's that sweat you?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I can get you.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
You guy, he's he's like he's coming out of retirement.
One more, one more competition.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
You don't even need to work for Trader Joe's. I'm
just gonna get you a sweatshirt in your size. Just
say it's just show up and it's your first day.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Get the sweatshirt.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
No one will know.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
It's like putting the red shirt on at Target.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
You could probably just walk in and start checking people
out and nobody would know.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
The blue shirt at Best Buys.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Hey, I haven't gotten the register code yet.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Can I use yours?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
My first gag.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
That happened to me.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
At a at a Sam's Club. It would happen to
be wearing like I was wearing a polo that was
actually very similar to the polos they wore at the time,
in like that late the early two thousands, and someone
went up to me and they're like, can you can
you tell me where like the potato chips are and
I'm like, I don't what, And had I had the
I'm thinking, I'm like, man, I could have had so

(54:41):
much more fun. I'm like, what the fuck? And then
like they called it like this, this young man was
being disrespectful, like he doesn't work here. I had that
happen at a different place where I was literally not
even wearing a T shirt, but I had a name tag.
I was wearing a name tag. It was recreational work
at space Aliens. I'm wearing It's like it's like an
alien fucking on the name tag. There's a giant alien

(55:03):
on the shirt. And I'm at I think I was
at a cup Foods and some lady comes up to
me and asks me for something, and I go, I don't.
I like, I look down like I don't. I don't
work here. We don't need to be fucking rude about it,
and then just walked away.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
You don't need to be rude about the fact that
you don't work.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
And I'm very much obviously not wearing a shirt.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
I'm wearing a shirt for a different company. Okay, I
just looked up Red Owl grocery stores thinking to see
if there was any left, thinking there might be one.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, I'm wearing a blockbuster right, and it's like what
it's honor, it's ironically it's also in Portland.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I guess in nineteen eighty eight Supervalue bought red and
they phased out the Red Owl name.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
But this is a thing that I didn't know, and
I don't know if you guys knew this.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Red Owl operated radio stations k R S, I, W E,
B C and w N A X in the nineteen sixties.
This grocery store udo stations.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Back to carat Talk one oh five.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yeah, and uh so we have a little bit of
traffic on the IRO ninety five. And don't forget that.
Canned peas are sixty eight cents at Red Owl. Red
Owl piece sixty eight cents.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Today President Kennedy was shot in his barter Kade.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
The rest of the day, chicken will be ninety two
cents a pound at Red Owl.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
All grapes are by one get one free at participating locations. Again,
President Kennedy has been shot two for one grapes locations.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
It's bogo at Kennedys.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Don't don't, don't lose your head, but the savings to
red out.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
There you go, I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I don't get to break out my professional radio voice
that often come on.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
But I'm Sammy so saying I'm gonna hit a dinner
for you.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
It's too far away, Joe.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
The thing is, yeah, why don't you put the dinger
right by your still unpacking?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
It's to be fair, to be fair to we. We
both have bells.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
We're straight up. It's we should be called the All
Bells Podcast.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
I got a dog fluid bowl, the same thing.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
You don't want. You don't want to do that because
then your dog's gonna like, wait, what am I getting fed?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
What?

Speaker 5 (57:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Since? I know you have a lot of jobs, but
you did do a lot of traveling back and forth.
You're going to from Chicago, Oh, back to the Twin Cities.
You also you travel for comedy a lot, so something
you had to ask a lot of people who travel
a lot, do you have any do you remember any
stories I make being on the road where you had
an interaction like at a restaurant or at a at
a venue that you could like like you remember on

(58:15):
where you were the customer on the customer service side
or something.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Wow, like a negative interaction.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It does have to be negative, but just weird or
ridiculous or funny.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
You know, you know it's funny. I used to stop,
you know when you go back. I went back and
forth between Chicago and Minneapolis for fifteen years, and so
I would stop at the same uh stop, at the
same spot, the same you know, grocery or quick trip
or whatever. You know, just you have your routines. Like
a lot of road comics that do the same thing,

(58:47):
the same runs. They'll stop at the same place and
and yeah, and so I would stop and get cheese
at the cheese store near Janesville, and and then that's.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Not really that.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Or the broad stop, remember the broad stop.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I never I have driven by these the broad stop.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
The broad stop is like legendary. And a lot of
times I would get to the broad stop and then
I wouldn't get out of there. I'd stop for a brot.
It's like, yeah, stop for a broth, But then I'd
have like seven or eight beers, and then I have
to like get a hotel room next door because I couldn't.
I could drive the ninety miles extra to get to Chicago,

(59:34):
and like it's misleading. It's like the stop, you know,
it's like just stop, but.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
It's it's the it's a mile moment.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
The broad the broad Delay.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I mean, it's like it just got me and I'm
brought drunk. I think I'm gonna go have to get
about the House on the Rock. I'd go to like
the disc out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Of a couple more brats delivered to my room.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
I ended up knowing the broad Stop guys and the
Microtel hotel next door because you just have so much
fun at the broad Stop.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Too much broad Stop brote like, yeah, get me my
normal room.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
You're sweet as ready, sir. It was that kind of that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
That Microtel still actually exists and they have the tim harms.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Yeah, And sometimes I would get to the you know,
I'd get to the broad Stop and I'd get to
know the regulars, and you know, it was just kind
of fun, like we all have like those traditions where
you stop and at the same spot, the same restroom.
Do that, Joe, do you ever do that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
When you're.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
It's I've actually had to like where I've been on
the road and liked, like it's features driving and it's
like good, we gotta get.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Off and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Got cinnamon rolls, biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, there's a giant ball of twine over here somewhere
we gotta stop.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
It's really nice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah, mine is the quick trip in Albertville. They know,
they're like you're back, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's
a good place. I can get it because it it
just goes right off the exit on ninety four and
then then get right back on it. That's all. I
love that one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
They think you're a trucker man with that hat.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
This hat.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Too. Yeah, you gotta get some like grease.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Yeah, I don't know what he's solid. It's a big load.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I think they saw get into a Midstpeci Eclipse crossed.
I don't think you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Trucker. I see him once a month.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
I think he should go in with the white hat
and the white the headphones. That's a great look like
it looks like a hockey helmet if you look, if
you squint, you need the vice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
It looked like a reject from an Apple commercial from
twenty years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Yeah, the the iPod think of you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
That's close, but we're gonna pass.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I think we need like, we need someone about one
hundred pounds less, about a one hundred pounds less.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
We'll call you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
We don't need an ice you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
That was great.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
That was that was giant man in the back. No,
I don't think he I don't think he fits with
the brand of American eagle. Doesn't quite work for us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
He doesn't quite fit in the frame. We can't move.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Fuck you, Wow, that hurt. That's hurtful.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
You guys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
John's six three and everyone else that is in the
fucking is in the tiny on top of you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
It's we don't we just I can't pull back anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Like you guys keep going, I'm gonna make dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Well, I dig out of this hole right back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I'm just Timmy. Don't just exist on this podcast a
fat shameless host.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Because you took it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
As fat shaming doesn't mean it was fat shaming, oh man, shaming,
just twisting off, just d shaming your highest.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I hate looking up at you every time I have
to talk to you. I have to look up as
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
You see when you when you see the two of
us in real life. It's like when you see those
dog friendshere, You're like, oh, they're very mismatched.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, it's like the little one thinks he's the big dog.
He thinks here like the big Bok thinks he's a
lap dog.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
That's pretty much funny.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
It's funny too as Joe has the black hat and
the black headphones and you have the white hat and
the white headphones, like you're the an old Western movie.
You know, you know who the bad guy is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I'm doing a heal. I'm doing a heal thing right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
To be fair, I will shoot him in the at
midday noon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
I knew.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah, well, well Tim, on this podcast, speaking of shooting people.
On this podcast, we battle the scourge that is known
as Karen's. Yeah, but before we go into our next segment,
we always like to ask our guests, Tim, how would
you define a Karen?

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
For some reason, I think of suburbs. I don't know,
like soccer mom, hockey mom, didn't Minivan am I you know,
I don't know. I mean, what's the counterpart Chad? Is
it Chad and Karen?

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Chad kyles because it's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, you know, Karen could come in many different versions though,
but I just think for some reason, I just think
Starbucks bad interaction, didn't get enough room at the top
of their coffee for the cream. Uh makes a scene.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
I avoid him at all. Once I see a Karen
situation happening starting, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out, Like I
don't even want to stick around for Karen. I'm like,
I'm out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
You're lucky nineteen ninety one and ninety three in the
security at Wrigley, imagine being now having to deal with
the I want to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
To your manager. Yeah, the manager is fucking coaching the
team right now, lady.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Lady, I want to talk to your manager.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Just send Harry out there to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Why I want fack you out? Well stopping a cup flag?

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
You think somebody's ever done that where they were Like,
I'd like to talk to the manager.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Coaching the fucking game, lady.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
He can listen. I am an I am a season
ticket holder. Okay, he has time to talk to me.
I'm very important.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
My husband is the accountant for the team.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
It's like, all right, my husband he runs the Bronx stop. Okay,
do you understand me?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
He manages the microtel.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
And why is the the is there an assistant manager
in baseball?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That's actually the third base coach. You can talk to
the third base coach.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
The Karen Blocker is the assistant manager.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
It's they just actually they just send out the umpire. Yeah,
that'd be great. Well, each and every week we look
at different Google reviews, Yelp reviews, Facebook reviews. Sometimes their
tweets are handwritten notes and the same and I got
a hamburger the Karen of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
This is Karen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
I'm your boss.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Ard, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
All right, this week we have a one star review
from Brandon. By the way, Brandon has two and eighty reviews.
He's a bit of a local guide, as they call
it on on the Google.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Let's go Brandon, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
So but he he likes to take this whole local
guide thing a little too too far. Well, you'll get
into this. This guy John is an arrogant, angry individual
who clearly lacks basic respect for people. As a Level
eight Google contributor with seven point four million views, I

(01:08:08):
don't just I don't just post reviews. I share public opinion,
and I do that by telling the truth, not playing
nice with bad business All I asked was the simple
courtesy free entry instead of paying fifteen dollars to hear

(01:08:28):
live music I had no interest in. I don't care
about live music. I don't care about live music, never have.
But instead of showing any level of professionalism or flexibility,
John went out of his way to be dismissive and rude.
That's not just bad service, it's bad business. And when

(01:08:52):
someone in a leadership role makes it their mission to
treat guests poorly, there are consequences, real ones. Is this
guy's name, this place is writing on hype, not substance,
overrated coasting. At this rate, I give it a couple
more years tops before they closed their doors. For good.

(01:09:13):
Places like seventeen twenty four might be a better fit
for John, because clearly hospitality isn't his thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
All right, all right, hold on, Hey, what was the
guy who posted this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
His name?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Brandon? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Brandon?

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Yet he walked into a fucking thing right, this event
at a venue? Yep, that was a fifteen dollars live
music venue right like?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
He stood in line. I assumed he waited in the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Line with everyone. I think he might have tried to
cut in the front like a hi I'm Brandon with
yealth reviews.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
You may have heard of me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Million views at this point, news total views.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
We're talking not like listeners, viewers like brand like this
is he's He's just taking his total views and going
like that's that's kind of me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I'm Brandon, kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I don't know if you know, if you know who
I am, don't don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
You may have used one of my yelps to uh
eat or enjoy a thing, so kind of don't pay uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
The fee to get into the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Yeah, they kind of just usually let me just kind
of again, I don't know if you know who I am,
but you should just.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Are you saying that this guy is a Karen or
I'm confused?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
He wants he wanted to have the Wayhift because he
is a Google?

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Care about my music? What he's doing there? Brandon.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Isn't this a thing happening all over big cities right
now where people come in as food influencers and then
they free.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
But when when they don't get influencer status, do they
go on their thing and bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Because that's kind of a carrity move.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Yeah, two star review.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
You're gonna you're gonna leave a shitty review over there
their celebrity policy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Yeah, and you didn't meet because it's and the thing
is he drops it in the second fucking sentence of
the thing as a level eight Google contributors.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
As a level contributor, and then he goes, no, there
was levels.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I don't like Google contribution. I don't just post reviews.
I shape public opinion.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
H bro, Is that what level was Jason Bourne?

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
He was like a level level ten. He's level ten,
level two.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Two levels down. But that's still pretty important. Dude's pretty
fucking yeah. I on the Google contribution scale.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
I don't even know how well tim speech, what's your
what's your Google contribution?

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
I'm like, I'm like a two.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I don't even know that. I don't even know what
mine is. I didn't Yeah, I don't think I ranked.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
I think I monetized one of my videos and they
made like thirty two cents, So I don't know what
that what level that puts me at? Like it's not
even a dollar. No, this is for a YouTube video
I got.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
I don't think I've ever reviewed anything, so I don't know.
I don't think that Google would rate me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I like to leave a nice review if I
have a nice meal, especially for like Mom and Pa restaurants,
that's a good thing to do. But I would never
go on and like rip a place apart because they
didn't know I was a level eight Google influences, because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
They they would know, they're like, excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Everybody would try to say that every then everybody would
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
We looked you up, Tim. You do those funny you
do those funny little skits on on the interwebs, but
you're having a level two a.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Blue check mark or a bad verify your Schoogle status, Tim.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Have you ever have you ever gone to a club,
like to a dance place that you didn't want to
be there, but you were like, I just uh, I've
been on a letterman a few times.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
So I don't pay I don't pay door charges anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Especially for a music a music event.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Know how you know how those those musicians at local
venues are just raking in cash.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Oh yeah, it's just like them and them and comics
at a at a sports bar, like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
They tell the door guy, hey, look if there's any
like celebrities, politicians, sexy girls, uh, YELP reviewers or.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Like I don't know anyone that's been on Letterman a
few times.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Let them they are there, anybody else if they say
conan them, get the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
You also should have like a bunch of groceries and
a few paper bags and like make people bags.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Yes, dude, yes, yes, it's like a wash pit, but
instead of washing, they like put the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Eggs and the cans in the bag. Yeah, it's like
a bag pit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
I think that's what you call. I think that's what
Joe calls his groceries.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Level to level, dude, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
A level six Google influence.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Is I mean, you know, I don't I don't know
your guys' ages. I'm sure I'm closer to Joe. But
like I got like, I'm just glad I don't have
to deal with this ship anymore. Like I'm not like
the young young comics. I'm like, I'm so sorry you
have to do all all this ship because I I

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don't care. You know, I don't want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
You don't want to know the brands of the world.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
I don't want to be a part of that. And
so I like released myself and I have sack. You know,
I'm like, I'll never be a famous comic and I'm
totally at peace with that. But like the comics that
want to go out and be like influencer comics or
what you know whatever, I'm like, I'm so sorry that
you have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Dude, a tim you are fucking legend, bro. Like it's
it's say you are always fucking legend bro. Sp I
am very much on the same page as you of
like I dabble still social socially mediating every.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Once in a blue moon and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
But like you know, a weekly podcast is just a dabble.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
I do this consistently. I meant facebooking or instagramming like
all that garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I do too.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
But yeah, I know what you're saying, Like, I'm not
investing my.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Guys that slog that it's like doing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
I'na make like twenty videos this week going, I'm like
sixteen videos behind.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
I gotta chuck them out. It's like, what are you
doing is slogging?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
It's really worth it for those five hundred views, Joe,
those five hundred views were like, wonder of them? Hey,
just because some kid in India is teaching themselves English
by my videos where I talk about sucking the red owl.
Oh my god, Matt, that's what you should do for

(01:16:37):
your tiktoks is. Matt teaches Indians English, I should teach
Germans English because actually you should.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Teach every language English, but use them as different videos.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
So it's like, it's dude, he crushes in fucking if.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
I get to wear this now, Philipps.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
I'm only doing this out There's people that have eight
point five million viewers from like reviewing power saws, you know,
like the do you think that guy walks into Ace Hardware.
He's like, Hey, I don't know if you know me
or not, but did you see did you see the Ryobi?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I know you don't know this, but my I reviewed
them with the batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
I'm the Makita review guy. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
So if you if I can get a little discount.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Hey listen, I don't know if you I don't know
if you've heard of this podcast called Awful Service, Okay,
we're a pretty big deal. We interviewed Tim Harmston, right exactly.
I know, just like but like they're like, wait, what
what what's a podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
And then I'm a discount this.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Back to like back to this review. It's like it's
that idea of just like that, the selfpacity of it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
You know what, it's like you go on the reviews
of just the comments on anything. Now, it's like it's
changed the way we've evolved as human beings because you
just disappointed daily at what people say.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
And so I don't know, I missed the day, tim
I miss back in the day when everyone kept their
two cents to their personal group, their friend group, or
inside their house. Remember when you can just speak freely
in your house and then you went out in public
and shut your goddamn mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Back when you aren't complaining that Casco.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
There's now the Internet has given everyone this this ideology
that that people want to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
What they say.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Yeah, yeah, especially no one gives I want to Like, literally,
this is why I wish we were a video podcast,
so I can just look at the car and be like,
no one gives this ship what ninety nine point eight
percent of people fucking say it's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
And most of the time, jobody gives a shit about
what we say, Joseph, Sometimes we hit on some really
good points.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
I don't just post reviews state public opinion.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
I mean, isn't that a roundabout way of saying I
influence people like I am a review.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
In am I influencing people? Shut the fuck up? Everyone
an influencer, I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Big, an influencer, influencer, influencer, whatever you want in your
own home. Sometimes expecting the place to waive the cover
charge at the door and not having it not happen.
Sometimes we have to ask ourselves, G, why did it fail?

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
Everything away?

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
I thought I was here to stay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
I thought I'm here to stay. Now I have to
figure out why do you?

Speaker 9 (01:20:13):
Why did it fay? G?

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Why didn't fail? Tim is the segment we do every
week where we look at different products, businesses, uh, and
now we look at commercials that didn't age very well,
and we have to ask ourselves, why do you think
that didn't fail? There didn't work out? Why do you
think that? Why do you think that failed? Why do
you think that didn't fail? I mean to be fair,

(01:20:38):
there's been a couple of them that were successful ad
campaigns at the time but then in hindsight gone age. Yeah,
and this one is actually one of those because it
was a popular Durrido's ad from nineteen seventy eight. And
I'm not going to give you any other any other
context that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
All right, let's look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I didn't know around that. Oh, they've been like the sixties. Yeah,
so this is a nineteen seventy eight and they're trying
to kind of maybe get in on some some very
popular themes of the late the late seventies. This is
Dorito's Nacho Night commercial from.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
They're all dressed like, They're all dressed like nights.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
It looks like it looks like a renaissance, Renaissance.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Marvelous JEFFS.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Taber Refreshments for the victor. When it comes to great
cheese flavor, there's one snack that will win your heart
nacho cheese flavor Dorrito's brand tortilla chips. So for a
snack with a great flavor of cheese, try not cho

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cheese Dorrito's. They taste as good as they crunch.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Okay, hold on, hold on, So we have to describe
this for the visually pair of the listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Uh So, there were there were nights and and then
the guy won the jousting.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Hold on on the jousting This evening was huh and
he's wearing the he's wearing the uh the night outfit,
the metal uh and uh he there's a big wheel
of cheese and then dorito's around it, and then lady
brings the like celebratory cheese wheel with doritos right, and
then he eats a dorito. He crunches into.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
The dorito and then what makes his armor fall off?
The crunch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
It was the crunch.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
There was so much crunch that then and then uh
that his armor falls off and he's in just like
the like long underpants that's under the armor.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
And then the lady that brought the cheese wheel the
celebratory cheese wheel of doritos was like oh, and he's like,
I'm naked.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
But then he just runs over to the guy holding
the bag of dorito's and just eats the doritos again.
He then crunches another crunch, but instead of him losing
his complete underpants, the guy that was holding the bag
of dorito standing next to him just like flies out
of the frame.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Yeah, is that what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
And I don't understand the I don't understand the logic
the science behind the dorito crunching. And then sometimes you
lose your your clothes and sometimes you just catapult the
guy next to you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
There's it's got some some real sexual overtones, and the
guy it kind of feels like one of those Benny
Hill sketches.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
So the main actor from this is Avery Schreiber. Avery
Schreiber was a stand up comedian and actor in the
nineteen sixties, seventies, and eighties, most notably from a show
called The Burns and Schreiber Comedy Hour. Oh so they're like,

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so people would have known who this at the time. Yeah,
he was kind of Oh this was hilarious. He's like
known for like his like slapstick and chicanery and you know,
and then another aspiring comic who's also a film producer
is throwing him the chips from off the camera. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, all right, so Tim
is like props and like and all that jazz, how
would you, sue, how would you have done the falling
the armor falling off?

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
So they yeah, they clearly had some sort of like
pull like monofilament where they pulled it and then all
the armor fell off of them. But I mean, if
they had any any guts, they would have made him
completely naked and put the Dorrito's back.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
I mean, that was the original pitch. But this is
seventy eight. Come on, you need to have a good taste.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Yeah, I mean it's just there's this creepy sexual overtone
to it where it's you feel like like, are they
gonna is he gonna, like, you know, take more off?
Is there like a second string if they pull and
then everything comes out?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
That only happens when he has the cool ranch flavor.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
But he's also like super dumb looking like this guy
looks like he looks like a clown, kind of like
gonna I'm never gonna yeah, well I'm not gonna sleep
well tonight. This is disturbing. It's it's disturbing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
So the things that we would being from our generations
would remember him from. He was in uh Robin hood
Men in tights. Yeah, he was the tax assessor.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Yeah, he looks like a character actor that I've seen
over the years.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
He's done a lot of and he also done a
lot of I guess he did a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Of a lot of process and say he got really
skinny and he was the micro machines guy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
No, unfortunately that but he did. He did do two
episodes of Blossom.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
Oh. He also looks like Gene Shallatt the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
He was he was Jean Shall standing.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
Yeah, I expect him to like review the medieval commercial that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
He's in, like growl at the I found that the
armor falling off of the body was just not realistic.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
But we also have to understand that back then, you know,
there was like you saw a lot of offshoots of
commercials with Star Wars theme or Space Galaxies or whatever.
This could have been like a Monty Python era, you know,
like like the Life of Brian or whatever. This could
have been.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Just think someone was a lot of coke and they're
just like, hey, nacho night, we got something. Let's do
whatever that means. Okay, So what if there's a fat
guy with a mustache and weird hair, right and he
and he eats the not he eats the chips in
the commercial? Yeah, but what else are we gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Armor? False off?

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
What do I think that's cool about that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Come on, I say it. The same guy who came
up with this commercial wrote the movie Twins.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Like I'm sure at some point in the pre pro
meaning they're like, just don't worry about He'll he'll make
it hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Look it's not on paper, baby, It's gonna do well.
Trust me, I'm dom Telouise.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
I know, I wonder if he's still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
That's no.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
But like just that Dorito's thought this was like and
people are like, yeah, of course, was like green light
can't do this.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Well, this clearly I work because Giritos went on to
be like the most popular uh nacho chimp offshoot whatever it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Is there really isn't like a There isn't like a
pepsi to their Coca cola.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
No, it's it was the it was a monopoly there
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
It just melts off.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
That guy looks like Coligula.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Actually, you keep plausing it at this This should be
the screenshot for the fucking podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Oh yeah, actually you know what. I figured it out.
I figured it out. They're trying to convey to the
Midwesterners that this was spicy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Yes, but then then his mustache curled up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
You sweating profusely. That's why the armor came off.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Wow, great job on finding this gem.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
So trust me, you don't want to know the depth.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I'm so good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
This is actually pleasant compared to some of the other Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
There is.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
I was a little worried that we were still gonna
be talking about the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Thank God, I just brought it back for an awful
conversation to fuck with you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
I fucking what was the Gara? What was the the
Tostito Bandido?

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
What was.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Oh do you remember the Bandido? Of course?

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
God, it was terrible. What a racist commercial?

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Well it was cute that he was a cartoon and
had a real donkey. That part was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
Outside of that, I was like, why is this this
stereotype holding up people at gunpoint.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
For because it was time? It was a different time.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
This isn't cool, you guys Italian surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Bring it back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
So, tim this has been a great episode, but I
think it's time we eighty six the podcast. But before
we go, we do have one last segment. This is
called human Yelp Reviews. This is for you, Timothy Harms,
to keep going on, Timoy Armstrong, I don't know why.
It might have been the edible I had. Timothy Arms,

(01:30:08):
you get to review the podcast. You can either review
the podcast as a whole or Joe and I individually.
You can use a five star metric or as many
stars as you'd like, and whenever you'd like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
To go a security guard. We just want you to
read your experience.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
It would start by saying, it would start by saying.
As someone with over eight and a half million Yelp
reviews to my credit, this podcast stands alone as one
that I would likely recommend for a return listening.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
On it, man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
You don't write reviews.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
I don't. I've never written a review. I mean, in
like one review.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
It's so funny because like our guests go so many
different directions, and that some of them actually give us
like these like genuine like I just had such a
lovely time with you two. You're very wonderful human beings
and so funny. Others are just trying to be assholes,
like I didn't like the New York one. He was
kind of a prank. Yeah, or I don't or you

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just are my favorite is just like that was good?
Finished us up.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
Yeah, you guys are great.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
It's so good to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Yeah. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, Joe, we
still have to ask if you have so star review?
How many stars?

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Five stars? I would yeah, five stars, highly recommend.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
I love how Actually I keep getting it seems like
I'm getting lighter and more white and vibrant, and Joe
is I don't get darker. It's just becoming more evil, dude.
That is our next merch is just going to be
you and I as the Angel Angel Shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Oh that's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
I got we a.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
Yeah, you have to edit out Italian surprise at all
this time by the website? Is that like pirate is
my that's my new merchant, new catchphrase, surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Jack Italian.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Honestly, I think you have I think you have no.
I think you have to record an album and that's
the title surprise. So cocazelo Italian surprise. There you go, Tim,
How do our listeners follow him?

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
I'm mostly just on Instagram at at Tim Harmston and
Facebook Tim Harmston Comedy fan page.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
So yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
Look them up.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
I think I saw you got some shows coming up here.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
Yeah, I'm being red wing May seventeenth with Mary Mack.
We're doing like a duo show where we both do
soul sets and then we do a combo at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Love it is that a little tour there's going.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
On, right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
We are doing Yeah, we're doing a big tour again
Milwaukee on May eighth at the Interchange and then uh
in Arbor Comedy showcase on the ninth and tenth and
then on the eleventh calendars.

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
It's all up on my website or marymack Comedy dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Very cool. Yeah, nice. Joe and I are also are
going to have to get married just so we can
do the same thing. But we'd be like we'd be
like a married we still have still we have bump beds.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Yeah, it's called separate bedroom stour.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
It's called the Marriage of Convenience, open marriage Tour.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
You've got to propose it the broad Stop.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
It's the only place.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Well, hey, can you do me?

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
I've every like, can would you text me the owner's
info so that when I and then will you let
me know the manager at the micro tels so then
I can go and get two rooms.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Very engage a brat running.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Through, Yeah, I want I wants room Tim Harmsen room
for me, and then the room adjacent to the Tim
RsTen room. They both overlook the broad Stop, right, that's
the room that you have there overlooks the bron stops.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
This one comes with brun like the Is it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and the Kenny
Kenny Rogers Roasters.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Where they're just yes, you can't sleep because of the light.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Joe, how how do people follow you?

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
You go on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
It's the word photographizing, that's the word photograph I z
I n G.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
I thought that was a good idea back in the day.
Still haven't changed it. Or you know, just look look
in your mirror, say my name three times, and then
I show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Up and we'll smoke some doobies that I stole off
of some guys that Tim gave me that he took
off some guys instead of Field in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Fucking shit, you'd, Joe, you'd smoke that weed and go.
I don't feel anything. I know, it's like, what this is?

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
What hemp?

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
You guys doing emp the CBD?

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
You guys got in trouble for this. This is fucking
crazy that this is eleg this has got illegal. This
is just I made shoes out.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Of this, didn't. I think they made necklaces out of
this later in the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
What are you guys smelling?

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
You can follow me. I'm Matt Douima on Facebook and Instagram.
I am at that Matt Douma on Blue Sky and
TikTok got the funk off of Twitter and I'm still
happy about that. I don't know. There's no reason to
go back there, just rushing bots and porn.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
As for me, just my two plugs as i'd plug
every week every Wednesday in the basement of the God
damn it, Joe, you look like a kid at a
campfire with a flashlight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
I know, I'm like losing light in here. I forgot
to tell light. I haven't set up my I haven't
set up my full podcast set.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
I'm just like, I k the ghost from the Superior
in is gonna come up now. So every Wednesday in
the basement of the Red Carpet Night Club in Saint Cloud, Minnesota,
I host the Keller Comedy Open Mic. We recently celebrated
nine whole years of going there. You guys, doors open
at eighth, the show starts around nine. Is thirty two

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ounced beer pitchers for only six dollars. It's a blast.
You should come out to that. And if you're not there,
if you're in central Minnesota at least through the end
of May, every Saturday, we do have shows at the
Beaver Island Brewing Company. It's the Beaver Island Comedy Series.
We got headliners like we gotta bringing some Rick Logan's
coming in Randall Reid. Former guests from the podcast, Carly

(01:36:48):
mcmanhamon is gonna be there. We're having a lot of
great fun folks there. You're gonna enjoy it. Shows are
every Saturday, and then during the summer we're gonna be
doing shows on the last Saturday of the month. Keep
your eyes peeled for that. It's going to be a
hoot and a half. Follow the podcast at all the
Service podcast across all platforms. Email us your Italian surprise

(01:37:09):
at Awful Service Podcast at gmail dot com. We want
to know what you would put in it? What would
you put in a what is what's in your Italian?
And if you just say a ship ton of garlic,
you're correct.

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
If that went any longer this, it's gonna get too dark.
You won't even see if it's like the Blair Witch
Project over here.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Pretty soon, Joe's just going to be standing in a corner.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Something creepy comes overcast dotline.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
It's w w w w w www dot Awful Service
podcast dot wee blee dot com. Find us there, uh
tim as Joe saying, this has been an absolute delight.
Thank you so much for doing the show.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Yeah, thanks for having me, and sorry I butchered the
yelp review. I still want tonight. I needed four takes
at it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
The best one that the listeners are like they did
four takes.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Yeah, good seeing you guys, and as always, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
I'm gonna go. I'm actually I was thinking about this
poutine hot dish.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
Ooh ooh that sounds It's just a lot of fries
and gravy in a big in a pan.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
It's and have a good night.

Speaker 8 (01:38:24):
It's time to count the till, sweep the floors and
mop the spills, say good night, dispose up.

Speaker 10 (01:38:34):
The trash, and turn out the light. Tell me why
I try And it's so damping and it's a lie.
So I'll take my tips.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
My services have earned me this.

Speaker 10 (01:38:49):
Maybe I will find a way out of For now,
I'm count light tip.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Blacky. This has been a tape Deck Media production. Thank

(01:39:21):
you for listening.

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