Awful Service Number One Hundred and Seventy-Eight - Sam Spadino

Next! This week we have Actor, Commedian, and generally interesting guy Sam Spadino on the Podcast.We talk Super Heros, pizza delivery, Weed Slushies, and Machine Guns. Enjoy!


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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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We know the podcast is in a rough neighborhood afford.
We were trying to get back to the community. All right.
It's me the original community organizer, Matt Doimo with.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Oh it's hey, I'm proud to be a New York
Jets fan again. Joe Gogazello Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Saga is over, Well, it was over a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I guess it's been a while. It's been a little
bit since supercorded. So yes, now he's he's one hundred
percent with the Steelers. So you're right, You're right, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just nice to be done with the drama.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
You just you just want a quarterback that's not on
Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I like it's now ayahuasca can go back to being
positive again.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Speaking of ayahuasca, it's time we bring in our guests.
What is your opinion on quarterbacks taking mind expanding drugs.
Our new our guest on the podcast, Sam Spadino Today.
Welcome Sam.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Thanks guys. I'm all for it. You know, I think
before the start of every game should maybe dose micro
macro uh up to.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
So it's not gatorade in the thing. They're just dosing
them with d MT.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's yeah, there was a major league pitcher that pitched
a game high on acid.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
He pitched a no hitter. So I do think that if.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You get your quarterbacks dosed down, if you get them
the proper dose, I think that they could really just
be flinging it and doing things that you would never
believe that they could do.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
We need to bring it back when the linemen stopped
hitting each other and just start hugging.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Too much, too much, everybody orange slices.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
We're gonna we're gonna have to do this in a week.
You can't do this tomorrow. They're gonna need a day
of recovery and everybody taking knee right.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, ego death is definitely what the NFL needs. Well,
there's someone naked and afraid.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
There was yard line with a drum circle.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
There was Chad Johnson, who has openly admitted to taking
viagra before games. He was juicing on the viagra.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
What I'm curious, what benefit does he say that this
hat like this blood flow.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Like super super is up his blood flow. But he's
also running around with a heart on.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Maybe he's just like trying to like, hey, can't tackle me?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, tackle this?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Do you want to tackle that? You want to tackling?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Really, he's just at the bottom of the pile. They're like,
dad again, come on, dude, stop.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's actually how we got the name Ocho Cinco because
that that's the length of his dick.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
He's always robbing it on people in the pile.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ojo Sinko is just at the inches and then micro interest.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
And then Sinco more.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
If they last the whole game, it's a problem.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
And we could talk.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
About if you're if you're if you're hard on last
entirere NFL game. Please consult the team, Talctor, But we can.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Talk about drugs and the NFL all day. In fact,
we might just it would be it would change the
league at least, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
At least to save the NFL. They want to save that.
They got to get kids involved in it.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
As I think we just dose one team.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's like Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, no, every week we dose one team, but no
one knows it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's on the footballs.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh, Patrick Mahomes is looking at his hands.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Too much.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Akman's out there spins the wheel. That's how you decide
which which drug we're going with.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You know, it's not just it's not just the team
that's random. It's also a random drug.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh yeah, this would be.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
A fun It's like, this would be a hilarious. This
would change betting. It would definitely add another.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Drug that it's going to be on the wheel is
going to be safer than the game itself, so you
know true.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, like ooh, the Baltimore Ravens they I think they
got ether today.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes, they're really moving slow.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
That the Patriots and Heroin. I had fucking the vikings
with mescalin. Goddamn it, they're on ketamine, the whole squad. Oh,
I didn't know that the NFL played parts of.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Doge Yes Cardinals with the k They're all on keene.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
And again, we could talk about this is way too
funny of a topic, but we could talk about this
all day long.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
But no, this is the NFL, This is the NFL,
this is this is your running back, this is this
is this is your tight end.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
And just like the one where the music's destroying the
kitchen with the frying band, but it said, she's just
naming positions, just as Dan Marino, no drugs again. This
is the Awful Service podcast. This podcast we talk about
different jobs and the stories there within. The very first
segment on the podcast is one that we lovingly refer
to as the resume.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Show us your rethme, why should we hurd? Have you
ever had a job?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Right you up and buy you?

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Tell us all about yourself and a place of business,
Talk about my job's filthy, shady politics.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Show what's your resume.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Again?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
The resume section is a time where you can talk
about some of the jobs, different stories about the jobs,
whether it's you know, crazy customers, weird bosses, just fun situations.
You don't have to tell us all of your jobs
if you don't want to, and you can start with
any job that you like. Uh.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know what, I've always prided myself on never having
a real job financially speaking, you know, it hasn't quite
gelled as uh as I expected to. But uh, you
know I've gotten really good at just uh working my

(07:22):
way around uh the world, trying different things. And uh
you know that all started from an early career in
uh in pizza delivery, you know, because where else do
you get that eclectic mix of taste and and customer?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah? What were were you delivering for? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Uh you name it. I've delivered for them, right?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You spun the wheel of pizza delivery places?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
You know you know the names. We don't need to
run it down.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
But uh.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
So any uh any great?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
So were you.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
With this?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Were you like uh finding the next one before you
left the last one? Were you burning bridges and then
just going across town like it's.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
You know it?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
How did we roll?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
It?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Went from what's the uh what's in it for me?
You know, what's the best angle here? So you go
from like a California pizza kitchen situation where I'm just
on call for deliveries and otherwise I'm sitting at the pool,
uh to uh you know, does the store offer a coupon,

(08:46):
then maybe I can uh take a percentage for myself.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know. Is there any earpull in the cat earpull
and the cash coupon scheme?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
There were, there were schemes to be to be made,
you know, and I think the background of pizza being
what it is to use the stereotype, you know, it's uh.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
If you know, you know, oh, for sure, it's the
It's definitely the one job that you can do completely stopped,
Like there's there's very few jobs that you can do
just completely blazed out of your mind, and pizza delivery
is like at least the top tier of that. Like
it's it's in the top five for sure.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
For dealing drugs for the perfect like drug dealing job.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, you know, I never made the crossover. Unfortunately I didn't.
I didn't quite take it to that conclusion. But now
I feel like that that's gonna be an even easier
ELP to make for the the up and comers, you know,
with the dispensary right next door. You know, maybe it's
a co owned situation.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Why are we not doing pizza and weed delivery?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
It's it's really coming. It has to be coming if
it's not here already.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Have a pie and a quarter combom h Can I
get half pepperoni, half.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Peppers and green peppers and onions?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
And then on the quarter, can I get like a
eighth of indica and eighth of sativa?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, if you pay for a door dash plus plus.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
And some garlic sauce.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh no, no, no, it's it's it's it's right there.
It's door dank.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
There we go there that honestly, that would get me
back in the game for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Wait out there. You know, it feels a little light.
We're missing a slice, and I don't think that's a ounce.
That feels a little It was a long drive.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
It was a long drive, buddy.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well here's this, sus is kind of a it was
a chicken or the egg scenario. First I took a
little of one and then I took the other. Figure
out which one which one started?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, exactly. So instead of tipping your driver, you can
just you know, order them something. Maybe it's some food yeah,
just smoke them up at the door.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Thing Like I got smoked up all the time when
I was it was a pizza delivery person.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Okay, I don't think I ever did. None of the
delivery stereotypes ever hit for me.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
You know, the.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah that never happens, you know, or maybe it does.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
She wasn't full, she was in the neglige.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
She was in the neglig okay.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Or something for the imagination.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Well, the most notable experience I had was at a
now defunct uptown Minneapolis pizzeria called Galactic. It was a
superhero delivery boy. Beautiful job for a year, so you're

(11:57):
allowed to create your own superhero costume name down to
the costume design, and then it's shipped out to to
be made by a seamstress. So I, you know, pitched
a few ideas around ultimately landed on a superhero I

(12:17):
called the Massive Tool.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
They allowed that.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
The boss didn't care for that that name particularly, so,
you know, mostly because that's what I would describe him
as behind his back.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But was that the guy that looked like Mark Myron?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
You know, I really couldn't describe him.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I've been to Glass I used to go there for
the open mic, and there was this guy I worked
there that looked like Mark Myron who worked behind the counter. Okay, older,
he was like his late forties. He had like the
Maren stash. Uh it was like he was like it
was like wish not calm Mark Maren.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
But okay, I don't remember what the owner looked like.
I kind of blocked it out, but I did start that.
I started that open mic echalactic back in the day,
so it was a nice combo. There was other comedians
who worked there. As a superhero. My outfit consisted of
zebra leggings, ah you know, muscle bro ed hardy font

(13:30):
tank top with the fake tattoo sleeve arms, pink Juicy
shorts with it printed on the butt, and a carpenter's belt.
A cape made of a pink Abercrombie polo fashioned into

(13:51):
a cape with the collar you know, still intact.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes, they let you go with.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I think it was party party man or something, you know, stupid.
I never shared that with anyone, but any chance you get,
you're wearing this day in and day out, you know
it's just uh, you know, putting tables out in the
in the a m you got the leggings on, and

(14:21):
you know it, it just became a lifestyle after a
while of you know, short shorts and tight pants, so.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You started to like actually live the character now, like it's.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, they were. It was the the blurred line between
Clark and Superman was just not there.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, you already have the statistic guy, the perfect Clark
name not with not spin. You should have gone by
Alan Wrench.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
M Yes, Alan Wrench in the Massive too is al.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Is the Massive tools.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
That's good, We've got I love I love that you
just like for a while where we're just like really
into superhero fashion.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Like, yeah, I wake up every day, put my boot on.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
The shorts need to be shorter.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
The host stick at this restaurant was we're environmentally conscious.
We had to you know, recyclable everything and electric vehicles
which we plug in after each use. These things were
little pods, three wheeled golf carts. I don't know how

(15:42):
they were street legal. They were I guess electric, uh,
but they were unsafe. They of course they had us
wear a helmet inside the vehicle. I remember while driving it.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Were they were they technically like like classified as motorcycles?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I wonder probably I don't know, they were very uh
rickety uh kind of fun, you know, to be in
a little pod in a helmet in a parallel park.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, I forgot about the helmets.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Oh yeah, that was the thing. I think they even
had worse vehicles before that. So I kind of came
at this uh middle stage of before the pod as
it transitioned into the four wheel battery powered EVY.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Pre test pre test for our audience listeners was a
pre test.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Nothing nothing to do with the the South African man.
So that's cool, that's that's that is neat man like.
And you said you started the open mic that was
at Galactic as well.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
It was initially like a music and hip hop open mic,
and then we turned it into comedy. It was a hybrid,
I think, for we would still allow the occasional stray
musician who just couldn't let go up, but they usually
didn't go over well. So then it became a full,

(17:16):
full comedy podcast and we had a good run and
then my friend Mike took it over and you know,
but over the years we had great comics. Everybody from
Hannibal to Maria Bamford came through. And it appears that

(17:37):
Minneapolis was unable to sustain it's love for the pizza
and the superheroes. The landlord jacked up the rent.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, I think that was the other part. I think
it was more the ladder there.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
You think they would have.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Moved to like a cheaper place and still given that
superhero service and recycled.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
They weren't as sustainable as they thought.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Actually they were going to try it, but they ended
up they were going to move to inver Grove Heights,
and no One's like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
They should have really started, They should have leaned into
the real life superhero thing.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
That's why I stuck around there. They were going to
talk about doing a reality show. You know, I was
right for the inner conflicts of the daily lives of
these superhero comedian losers in there. He's spandex Yeah, tables,
it would have been good. Of course, the owner, being

(18:39):
kind of the two fists he was, couldn't couldn't sign
off on it fully.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
So he was kind of the Lex Luthor to your
Justice League.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Right exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Don't remember him where I got costume? Did he wear costumes?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Well maybe back in the old days, Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
He suit He was going for a kingpin sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah. The only other colleague costume identity to recall was
a guy called the Red Rocket.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah that.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
That slipped through, uh the cracks.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
It should be weird. He had just had a dog
on his chest.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I think he had a rocket.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
He's got the grossest penis.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
That's a power, you know, I think so.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
It is.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
It appears at the least appropriate times. He's always there
when you don't get down off the front. Please.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
He's giving dogs boners.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's a superpower. He just turns on the hand.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
This whole shelter is losing its mind.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh, the red Rocket must be near the Red Rocket.
So you were running the you had the open mic
there for the listeners. Galactic Pizza was It was a
very unique open mic because you you were in the
display window as the performer. Like literally your.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Ass would block by.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, your ass would just be facing traffic on on
on the street there and people would see people walking by,
and then as people would walk into Galactic Pizzas, you
would be right there with the microphone.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
You're the first a street level door, like almost on
top of the door. Uh, you know, we didn't think
twice about it. It was just uh, you know, and
most of the time, the customer who turned up on
a on a random Wednesday night didn't necessarily know that
they were going to be treated to a lineup of

(20:51):
the the worst comedians. I mean, yeah, but then sometimes
the best you know, but you don't they didn't know
they were at a comedy show until it was too late.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
That tradition, That tradition went to its death because every
time I ever went there, there would be like three
construction workers sitting at a booth just shaking their head
the entire time, just like how the fuck did we
come here? Like, and then like the people would try
to interact with them and they're like, don't like someone
that tried to bite.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
It was always like, oh, oh yeah, I bet you
like putting pizza in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Shit, you got extra sausage, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, you know that's what I like with my meal.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Man shouting at me.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
It was always it was it was always a fun
place because like I would go there, so I started going, Uh,
I started comedy in Minneapolis and coming in Thenapolis twenty sixteen,
twenty seventeen, so I'd start going and doing that room
and we that was back when you could do literally
four mics on a Thursday night. You could third was
I'm going to move to Thursday, so you could do
Flat Earth in Saint Paul. You go over and hit

(22:01):
up Sisyphus and then you'd feel really high, and then
you go over and do Terminal and kind of feel okay,
and then you go to Galactic like you're like what
it was? Always it was? It was never bad. It
was just always something like, oh, something interesting is gonna
happen at Galactic. Like I remember a comic once just
describing a car accident that it happened outside. He didn't

(22:22):
even do a set, he was just doing a play
by play. After he's like, oh, well they're getting out
of the car. He seems pissed, like it was one
of the weirdest, most random things. But that was the
beauty of that mic. It was it was so odd.
And then also that's where God, I want to say,
like I remember Mike uh, because it was when Mike
was ted taken over as the host, and he would

(22:43):
have he it was him and Andrew Brinoldson should have
I've always said it and I'll say it again. Those
two should have an introduction off where those two just
see how long they can introduce somebody for and whoever
goes the longest wins.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh yeah, shout out to long intros.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
And dude, they would go on and actually gave me
one of my favorite jokes because he goes he drove
all that he drove over miles and deserts and and
things because I'm from Saint Cloud any any cross through
and it turned I did it for four years of
my career where I would be like when st when
Saint cloud sends their sends their comics, they're not sending

(23:26):
their bests. And it was based off of a freaking
Mike lindelchip.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I love it. Yeah, I do miss that Mike. Rest
in peace, Rest in Galactic for sure. The the hipster
pizza you know, and with it, the hipsters you know
have left uptown. We lost the warrior.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
That's what a different job that you've done.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Let's see. I was uh featured in Vice magazine also
r I p I don't uh okay. The headline was
something along the lines of professional guinea pig or something

(24:19):
like that.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Uh So, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I did a lot of lab rat human trials over
the years. Always a good way to make some money
for the young people listening. I highly recommend sell your body.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
What was some of the stuff that you that you
were experimented don with?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
You know, we did a little bit of everything.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
We uh.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
You know, we had a fentanyl patch that was early stages,
early days with the blocker, before we knew what it was.
Just it was just a word. It was just an
idea like tenant, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
And it was actually the last uh study at that
particular facility in Fargo, North Dakota before they they went under.
So my group was the last group that that got
paid maybe because they took us off the patch early.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
This is this is just proofyl ruins lives, it destroys
research firms.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Uh what else? There was a THC syrup which yeah,
it was very short lived high probably a minute, you know,
tops just uh topic. Right when my mom happened to call,
it was kicking in and then by the end of

(25:50):
the phone call it was over.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
So that's so bizarre. Yeah, it was like like a syrup,
like it was like a Hershey's.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, it's like a like a Nike will spin off,
you know, just like gross I could see it. I
would I would pay big bucks for that too. Give
me a little bit of that. If it lasted strawberry
cough they.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'll be drinking it all day.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, we can get a new lean going here with
the with the GHC syrup.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's not pro methasine. Come on, we got some of
we're classy establishment.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Thank you got your original and your and your pure
pure maple.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Honestly, though they could, it makes sense they could go
off the Nike wool mess. The orange kind is the
day side, that's sativa, and the green and red would
be the nighttime Indica. Yeah, we got We all know
every TC producer listens to our podcast. You guys get
on it.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
They don't you shut Yeah, writ in this down. It's
all Pat and Penning. Obviously, were you got a crossover
with I hop coming pretty soon here?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, it's get one joint in the parking lot and
unlimited pancakes.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Mr in the syrup.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
You want more pants, it's it's it's it's a it's
a pancake that leads to more pains.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
The funny thing is everybody thinks it's in the bottom.
They think it's in the butter, and they're.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Like, it's also.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's it's it's a it's it's a Gateway breakfast. Yeah,
you're gonna getting sausage links. You don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You just want more pancakes and now I want pie
for some reason, diner slash movie theater to come down
to come back into the Papa Pizza Shop.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
It's just like a revolving door. Basically, you never have
to get off.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
And the movie industry is succeeding because they're just they're
not really selling the movies. They're just selling the chairs
now because you just take a post. Yeah you got
that post.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I hop dude.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Those chairs are too comfortable. Like, like, I have not
seen a movie in like three years. I like, I've
seen a ton of trailers and then I wake up
for credits.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Honestly, it's like it's a nap booth if you want
it to be. You know, if you've got your AMC membership,
that's that's just like out.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Dark place you could just chill out and listen to
you can fall asleep to Lilo and Stitch.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah. The last thing I see is the like, let's
go down to the lobby and then I'm and then
I got some of the broom is waking me up.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Sir, Jill only wakes up for the post credits.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Drop your imask in the in the bucket on the
way out, gets watching the movie or sleeping, that's because
it's extra.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
The movie theaters are suffering right now. Okay, they are suffering,
like they're literally talking about how they're they're putting pickaball
courts in these places. They're getting the ridiculous ship. You
can rent it out and play fucking Mario Kart with
your your boys and ship. You know, you do know
you go, hey, listen, We're just gonna put on some
dumb fucking flick that no one really cares about. I
don't know, fucking uh, escape from the Escape from La,

(29:11):
not even the good one Escape from.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
La Serry, I'm not sleeping through Escape from Lay.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Depends on It depends on if I took the orange
syrup for the red syrup, you know what I mean? Like, Okay,
a different one. Okay, you're gonna throw in a bend.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
New mission impossible. Let's get these new movies the numbers
they need.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Okay, sho volume down, volume down.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Volume down? Can we bring it down on like a
four place.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, dim the screen itself. You know it's good.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Just dude, I just got the best nap of my life.
Oh what did you do? Oh dude, I saw the
new Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
What Yeah, that was the fucking dude, two hours of
just pure bliss.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Dude, it's great.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Just start falling asleep to.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
That's cool because they dreamed about dinosaurs.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
It was awesome dreams about dinosaurs, way better than that
fucking movie whatever that was.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
There are certain loungers that only tip back so far,
and it's kind of like, if you're used to the
ones that go deep, you get that little half uh yeah,
and it kind of just stops.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
They have ones now in certain places that literally it's
a bet. It's literally a bet. It's like the whole
thing is designed like you and you're can snuggle up
and stuff like that. But I'm like, people just be
fucking on that the just that was what would happen.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, if you're not finger blasting somebody on that thing,
you're doing it wrong.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, it's expected, dude, who's who's applauding the film? It's
only halfway through.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
It gives you something else to watch, you know, it.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
This fast and furious movies. Great, so like you were
tested on that's fucking wild man, Like, do you see
the the tc s. Was it all drugs or was
it like other stuff too, like food or what.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Let's see, there were you know, knockoff generic drug studies,
and then there was other bizarre ones as well, like
an implant that was supposed to uh make your body
turn tan. I'm not kidding, that was one of them.
There was supposed to be some little like grain of

(31:31):
rice then that they put in in your stomach, like
right in your skin, on your on your belly, and
it was supposed to late you tan. Yeah, and they're like, yeah,
this works, You're gonna get really dark, like you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
You know, how tan, did you get that at all?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
What the are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
You got?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It was actually just rain.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I don't think that is I don't think that works.
I don't think anybody got tan. So that we've heard
about that by now. Like if there was a thing
that you could just have.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
A little an injectable plant.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
For a quick tan, I'm just going I'm going brown
this weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Actually they tried it for a while, but it killed
half of the cast of Jersey Shore.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Okay, just the brown will go better with my outfit.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, I don't know that was a because they're they're
bringing you in and looking under the lights, uh special machine,
trying to see if it's getting if there's changing, it's
getting darker.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
He's not mellanating. Give him more rice maybe.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
The ginger skin is uh imputed? Yeah, the implant?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Should they work on us? You didn't tell us he
was a ginger. He's impassable when he's a day walk
mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right, so you're all right, what else were you
a human guinea pig for?

Speaker 8 (33:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I think you know some studies you're there. You know,
you're there for three weeks. I think probably, Yes, you
live there, you don't leave. So these are like overnight
you know, camping trips basically where they occasionally do a

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blood draw after the first day you're kind of down
to just like wandering around and doing whatever the hell
you want to do.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
So, so nobody's there, their.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Staff, you know, there's there's.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Other there's just something outside of the other, the other
side of the mirror.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Joe, right, It's it's a special place. It's not for everyone.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Like, and so what were you guys doing. Were you
guys just playing video games together?

Speaker 4 (34:02):
I don't know. I never did the forty day. That's
when things start to get a little nutty, I think.
But you know, i'd be in there with a lot
of these train hopper types, you know, the bearded guys
who you know, just get around.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Patches like.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
But one of those I think did get a nurse
girlfriend by the end of, you know, the stay, and
I think they might have gotten discovered at some point
and kicked out, or you know, maybe it was closing
the facility. I mean, apparently it happens.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You know, it's side effects makes you very horny.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I is so tan. I cannot take my eyes off
of him.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
When you came in, you were just white, but you're
brown now and.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Please stop, never stop taking this.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Doc.

Speaker 10 (35:06):
I'm worried that when this pill wears off, I'm gonna
go back to being white and she's not gonna love
me anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I had no.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Patient nurse.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Love stories, but that seems like a pattern in your jobs.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
When you're in pizza delivery, nothing, none of the fun
stuff happened.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, I just have the jobs. I don't. I don't
have the the stories. But you know, I moved on.
It's bigger and better things, you know. Started doing background acting.
Always a great job. Yes that's not a real job.
You just stand around.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Pretending to have a conversation with somebody in the background
or something or.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
But that's the best part. You can't speak, so you're
just like whispering. You're you're just mouthing conversation to somebody.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah, you're or you're in the the audience of whatever
weird Law and Order episode, you know, fake American idol
audience where the contestants's getting molested. You know, you don't
know that, But.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, everyone, we're gonna do another one.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You guys, we watch you uh like, you know, gesticulated
at four. Everyone's a little worried. Okay, I'm go, uh dude.
I love back background watching background actors.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
After being a background actor, I love to watch background
actors when I watch movies, I watched the background.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
He's like, oh yeah, no idea, what was the plot.
But you know what, Guy number seven, hot.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Dog cart guy was amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I kind of miss, you know, the days when background
could shine a little bit more, you know, back in
the old days, like because those are the real treasures,
like black and white background. You know, that's their one thing.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Just just walk into their business meeting in their suits
and their briefcase and.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
They can rush camera.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Just don't look at the camera everywhere.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Very aware.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
These guys are pros.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Dude, I was a background actor in the Sound of Music.
I was Nazi number seven fourteen.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's a career, like I'm being typecast.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
It used to be a career. You could just do
that and that's your whole job. And you know it
is for some people, Like there's background lifers. You know,
they've been on Blue Bloods for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Isn't that the same guy that was in there?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
It is the same guy, of course, it's the same guy.
Guys you know, they're like they graduate to like a
regular detective. You know, they're just the one detective who's
always back there just like gesturing and he's just he's.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Carrying a clipboard or he's got a purple hand cuffe.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
But like, if you if you stick with it, like
there's a story arc there too, you can make up
any storyline you want for these these guys.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Got dude, that's so hilarious thinking of like how my
character has this whole background plot and now have you
noticed see he's been carrying around that file that's the
case of the rapist that he's cracking.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, Diane Wahlberg did point at me, you know, so
obviously you know I'm I'm doing good. I'm getting the
lay up.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
The director got mad at me though, because I grew
on a mustache like Tom Selleck, and they're like, listen,
this is a one mustache show. It's a one.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
His contract. Yeah, there's no other mustaches.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
No better mustaches than mine.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
You can have a little bit of you've been here
for twenty years. Things change, you don't. You don't change.
You're the same guy every scene.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Every time. Ship. So what like did you background act
on anything like notable, anything that people would.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
The Blacklist? I think that was a show that was popular.
Orange Is the New Black?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh it was.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
It was all of an era, you know. Uh uh,
I love this Sam two thousands.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
This is gonna be like a Where's Waldo? Yes, exactly,
Where's Sam Spadino in the background.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Of these Orange Is the New Black? Honestly, though, you
did pull off the female uh prisoner thing real. Well, uh,
you know, no one knows, no one knew, like, who's
that shick?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, they ran out of background after this slip.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
We slipped through the cracks.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
It was the hair. They're just like, listen, we just
need some just just just you have to fear back
to the camera.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, and he's not in focus anyway, so it's gonna
be fine.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You're the one getting shanked, so they don't actually see you.
It's just you're you're victim number seven. That's awesome. Yeah,
that's orange. The New Black is big. That was a
big That was a that was a cultural milestone.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
A lot of these shows were taped in the same
building in Long Island City. You know, it's great. It's
a hub for for the background community. Did some work
in LA as well. You know, let's not overlook my
roles as the silhouette for a short lived reality show

(40:39):
where they tried to replace the lead singer of the
band in Excess. That was a thing that they did
as sort of a singing competition. If you look close,
there's an intro to this very show, and the silhouette
moving on the screen could be yours.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Truly, how many times did you need did you have
to hear the song I need you tonight, I need
you to not enough.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Honestly though, you can never hear that too much. That
was a great show, you know. I was on the
first season of h Next, the dating show for MTV.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I remember was that the one where they were just
like it was like the the like mid day They're like, next.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yes, that was were you? Were you the triggered by that?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Were you the one that were You're the one like
where they just you just you stepped off the bus
and they'd be like, next, Did I tell you that?

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Or did you just make that up?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
No, that's a real thing. I remember.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I know because it happened to me. Buddy, thanks.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
They just looked at you like next. That was so
that was the rude part. They would just even we
were in.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
A bus. You sit on a bus with four other
gentlemen and you wait too to go out on your
on your little date. And for me it was a
beads store walking, you know, got out my one line
beads huh.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Next yeah, uh, at least you still got into the store, right,
Oh yeah, I got into the store. There was there
was there were ones because I remember they would show,
like the very first one, the first one off the bus,
because like the gal or the guy would be waiting
like right outside the bus and then someone would walk out.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
And occasionally that doesn't work because uh, well, you know
you have to have that freeze frame where they put
up the weird facts next to your head, the three
things that they should know about this person. One of
them is made up completely.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Do you remember what your made up one was?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Uh, probably something about conditioning hair or you know something.
The riders were not great. I was giving them gold,
you know, because like you can go off script, they'll
try to rain you in. You know, I had a plan.
I went in with a big plan for this date
and it lasted all of one minute. And you know,

(43:14):
the other hook for the show was it's a dollar
a minute that you're on the date.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh you know, it's like.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Personally beneficial for you to be out there getting that cash.
Uh you know, so I got I got an extra
dollar to the already you know, great one hundred dollars
baseline for the show.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
So funny, dude.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yeah, So they literally gave me the extra single next
and I have it to this day.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
You have a frame like the one dollar I made
doing reality television. Like it's like the first dollar you
made it and you open a business. They frame it.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
It's just exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
That bitch from Long Island didn't like me.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
She's out there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
She's actually doing medical studies right now. Actually, do you
do any other reality shows or any other things that
you can remember?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Let's see. I think After I moved on from my
TV stint, I ended up art directing a Stephen King
horror film. Started out as a production assistant in the

(44:38):
art department, and by the end of the shoot, I
was the the art director or set as I don't know,
like enough to get on the back of the DVD.
That's all I was.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
What movie was it?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
It's called The Mangler Reborn, Reborn.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Wait so this is the second Mangler?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Oh no, no, I think it was the third act. Yeah, Mangler.
Uh you know some machine that eats people?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Mangler?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, this is this is number three.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
One of my fingers.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's actually just a it's just shot in a like
a welding factory, hear or like gonna. It's just a
you're you're just working in like a like a place
that makes the wood.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
There was no real rhyme or reason for the set
because it was shot in a house that I think
was used for porn mostly but for some reason, and
now it's in a house like there's just a guy
who built a machine in the basement or something.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
A decade after the original massacre, a repair man goes
on a murderous rampage.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
To feed a bloodthirsty machine.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
There you go, Prepare to get mangled.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, it was actually said that to some of his dates.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Before I'm going to mangle the fun out of you.
Prepared to get prepared to get mangled.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
The The original art director stormed off the set, had
a had a melt down, fully and I feel like
this was only with one or two days to shoot left,
and to be fair, he stepped in.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
To be fair. Three days later he was found with
a he was with.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
It was not fed to the machine or slipped to.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
That was yeah, okay, yeah, here I brought you some pancakes.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
You know, you gotta do what you gotta do when
you're making low budget.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Did you ever get to work with any like like,
I guess you got you because you did Orange the
New Blacks. You've worked with a couple of famous actors.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Then, yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Craft service.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Yeah, you know, the goal is to continue down that
that path, maybe more behind the camera, but uh, you know,
definitely had a great run in on the set of
a documentary about Walmart. Uh, you know with the the

(47:36):
mom from Titanic mm hmmm and the farmer from Babe
them mister Jamie, I'm from the Titanic, Kathy Bates, I'm blanket.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Nope.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
The other mom, Mom, Kathy Bates was the unsinkable Molly Brown.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
The mom was the oh she was like the mother
of Fisher. Yeah, the treasure Francis Fisher.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
R Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know, I know
you're talking about that. Took a second, the mom from
and then the farmer from Babe did you just.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Walk on them you yeah, oh no, they're just uh
defenders of the Earth activists, really amazing people in your
time to a uh documentary about Walmart back in the
early days.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
You know, and the wait do you remember of the documentary?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It was called the High Cost of Low Price.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I've seen that. I actually had friends that used to
have that on DVD and we would like watch some
of that ship together.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
And be like b in the like direct to DVD
when you could get that like quality mid tier like
expose a documentary, you know, Michael Moore style, but sort
of cranked out a little U quicker.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
You know.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
These guys were were doing great work. You know, they
did the Fox News stuff and this was one of many.
But it's crazy because commercials for Walmart those.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Arend the same time as like, uh, you know you
have uh you got you got Zeitgeist and uh, the
the the now probably not the best one, but Loose
Change was really at that classic classic Alex Jones documentary.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Uh yeah, I know we lost uh some things, you
know now they've moved to you two, but you know
something about just uh somehow. I don't know how we
ever got those DVDs, but h I.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Think they just ended up in every like college dormitory
that just all of a sudden, like oh ship, let's
just be there. I don't know, especially was like at
all of a suddenly have you watched this?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You've passed them out with your orientation info on freshman day.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It's like it's like this, you got a T shirt
for your your haul and then here's some Peter Joseph stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Bring back DVDs.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
That's fucking crazy. Is there any other stories from any
of your jobs that you still kind of remember? Anything?
You want to talk about Sam.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Well topical summertime job and this goes back to being
a kid and working at the Minnesota get together. Oh
the stay there maybe? Oh yeah, you know the place
where child labor is like two thumbs up for like
twelve hour days.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It's not it's as a kid.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah, Like it's a really good place to like be
a kid and to get paid over time, like for
sure for twelve days in a row. So fish and
chips and the choice venue of the nuts and candy

(51:07):
shop where you just sit around and eat nuts and
candy all day.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
See, I think one definitely sounds better than the other
in the hot summer heat of Minnesota, Like were you
working the friars?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Oh of course, yeah, you gotta get the fish down,
you get the clam strips, the whatever else shrimp.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Were you in the the food barn or were you
in the like just like one of the little offshoots.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Barn trailer And for the real state fairheads Heritage Square,
that's uh, that's where it goes down the old time.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
So much fucking I'm a fat guy anyway, I would
have gained so much weight working at the State Fair,
just like, hey, jeez, Kirk, guys, you want some fish
and chips? Will trade?

Speaker 7 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I feel like there was probably stands where you could
just skim them off the top a little bit easier,
you know, and you'd be snacking the whole time. Cheese curds,
for sure, But certain things you just cannot fill up on,
except for nuts and candy. So I got banned from

(52:20):
that one pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
You're just sitting there just eating the caramel. There's like,
can I guess we won't.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Yeah. It was a very gender thing too, so you know,
for some reason, like a man can't sell nuts and candy,
Like what's.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Like we wanted to be a guy?

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Maybe not? Maybe not?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Is that the same reason you got hired for Orange
as a new black Close enough? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
It's uh, it was good times. Shout out to the
State of Fair.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
And those cookies are only good when you eat them fresh, ye,
Arthur's there their dog ship. If you try them the
next day, it's not you gotta get them hot and
then you gotta go to the milk bar.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
You don't have an oven at home. You can't just
throw them back in.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
It's not the same though. It's just not it's not
to be fair. You know what they really need at
the stay Fair now that pot's legal, is they need
to sell even if it's just the Delta nine drinks.
They just need to have like a slushy Delta nine
drink as soon as you walk in. Do you know
how much money those food stands would make if they
allowed just that, just Delta drinks? It would make so

(53:31):
much fun. La like God, and of course Midwesterners. I
don't like smoking the reefer, but you know I'll do.
I'll do a THC slush Come on, it comes into
It comes in two flavors. It's day quill and nique.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
You know this could happen. We just got to reelect Jesse.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Jesse the body was in he would it would road,
It would only be Ventura Farms brand.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Yeah, is a Senate. You needed Jesse head to the
US Senate.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
It's time for or what's left of him?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Solid. Jesse has always been solid.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
He looks like the crip keeper. I keep bringing this up.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
So he needs to get back in the gym.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You need to get off yes, and off the ozempic.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I don't know Jesse, Jesse the body of Venture. We
haven't brought him up on the podcast in for.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
The body is not as strong as it but maybe
it is. We haven't seen the shirtless you know, like.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
To do they?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Jesse? You guys, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse Venture, just just just
game in the room.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Thank you for having me, Matthew, I thought you for
having me on the podcast. Have you tried my gummies?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Jesse? You're looking a little gaunt these days.

Speaker 10 (54:56):
About the Ocempic math. Have you heard of ozempic penis, Matthew.
They say that your penis looks bigger, but it's actually
it's just the fat around your penis.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Your goes away, You goes away, matt Do you do
that is a combination of ozempic and the gummies? Is
that how he wants the weight?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Whatever it is? I love, I love my pizzas.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Look do you have the do you have the files?

Speaker 4 (55:22):
You're looking bright?

Speaker 10 (55:24):
Tried to get a job at Galactic Pizza. They wouldn't
let me do, Jesse the penis Ventura.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
They would be a lot of good. They would have
good spandex for you, though, Jesse the penises.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
That's my governor.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
How I can tell Joe is is punch drunk and
sleepy right now, he's just the penis. Oh ship. We
haven't brought that impression up in a long time.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I love my shitty Jesse Ventura impression.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I have the files.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
I have the file.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Nine to eleven was an inside job.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
The state bearers an inside job. Don't get the cheese curtains. No,
that's fucking crazy. But yeah, what do you think they
had THHC at the state Fair? I need it.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I think they did this past year.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
They did. They had like a yeah, they might have
had some selves.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
No, but look what you do is like yeah, integrated,
yeah into uh it's.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
The first booth that you see as you walk in.
It's like right next to the.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
It's right next to the information booth. Yeah, it's like, hey,
you can pick up a map.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
But you yeah, how you regulate a slushy machine. It's
a little you know, it's a little trickier, but you
can figure it out.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Actually, they make they do make like these little so
I was at a venue in a ten thousand drops
down in uh Feroboam, Minnesota. They have THHC cocktails. So
they put this little shot in there that is like
regulated to five or ten milligrams, and it's like, so
they can make that's how they can make the that's
how they can make these, Like se asked Concius, what

(57:01):
you do is you just have a fucking regular old
slashing machine. The tenure in done. You get it's a
very different kind of icy. Don't let your cur tanket.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Hell yeah, getting away.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Those million dollar ideas against show.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
No, no, no, no, we got this.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
This is We're gonna rent a booth at this awful
both at the State Fair.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Right across the street. Actually, uh.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Lemonade stand by one of the people. Let them park
on their lawns.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
No, you know they'll see a couple of guys out
dishing up snow cones. There you go, wink wank.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Why are these snow bells? Forty dollars? Just just just
go with it, all right, you're going to enjoy the
fair a lot.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Did you want to scoops? That's eighty dollars.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Look, they got a line thought the State Airline.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
I'm going to do this promoted so early in the show,
but yes, this is this is happening.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Now you see three guys, one of which looks like
a background actor that you've seen before. The other one
the number one actor from South Dakota, and then yep,
and then a big dude. And we're just gonna We're
gonna be selling snow cones across from the State Ice.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
There'll be a seltzer in one hand. You just tell
me when to stop.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
There you go, We'll see. I'm on this podcast. We
don't just exist to talk about background acting Jesse Ventura Farms,
state fairs and dosing the fair or dosing the fair.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
On this podcast, we also exist to battle the scourge
that is known as Karen's. But before we go into
our next segment, Sam Spadino, how would you define a Karen?

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Probably in uh, in a way that somebody ticks me off.
You know, Karen is not somebody I want to spend
time with.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Its fair.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
It's a very nice way to put it.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Well, Each and every week, Sam, we look at different
Google reviews, Facebook reviews, sometimes their yell reviews, their tweets,
or handwritten notes, and it's the same that we call
the Karen of the week.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
This is Karen. I'm your boss.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Oh my god, h my god, Karen, I'm your.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Karen.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Oh my god, Karen Sam.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Each and every week we find different Yell reviews, and
today this one is a very interesting one because it's
on the surface, this sounds like this would be a
normal Yell review, like a like a bad service yell review.
But there's a little bit more to it. So, going
to start, it's one star review. Kicked us out before
we even ate, arrived at eight twenty, and it took

(01:00:08):
forever to get our food. Not to mention the service
was very rude. The waiter told us never to come back.
One star. Whoa wait what Yeah, they kicked us out
before we even ate, and we arrived at eight twenty
and it took forever to get our food. Okay. So

(01:00:29):
on the surface level, this sounds like a like a
like a just oh, we shouldn't need it this place,
Uh right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Could they come back?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Well, of course, because you think I'm gonna just do
that as a Karen of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Of course, there's already inconsistencies here. She said, kicked this
out before we even ate, but then for to get
our food. Okay, wait, what what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
All right? So there's this, there's this there's this thing
that Joe and I absolutely adore. Business owners are doing
a thing called we call them clapbacks, where you know,
it used to be like on these reviews it would
just be like, oh, we're so sorry, the service was bad.
Please contact Mary and hr and we'll get back to you.
But now some of them are just like, listen, we're
not going to let you besmirch our business. And here

(01:01:15):
is the clapback of the week.

Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
For this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I know, Zach, get on this. I feel you omitted
some parts of the story, so I'll clarify. We explained
our last seeding slash last call. We explained our closing time.
Your party had been here multiple times before. You always
overorder meats and end up trashing it. Oh, by the way,

(01:01:41):
this is for like a Korean barbecue style place. Okay,
that is important to uh clarify. Even after last call,
you kept ordering more meats, as you always do. We
dropped off your check at nine to twenty, which is
a reasonable time because we close at nine to thirty.

(01:02:02):
You asked if you could take twenty plates of meat
and veggies and left over soup with you Because we
close at nine to thirty. We are in all you
can eat restaurant. We do not offer takeout. You proceeded
to get angry with our closing time, which we explained
before seed we seated you, and you demanded we stay

(01:02:23):
open late just for you. You and your party bad
mouth our servers in Chinese, assuming we wouldn't understand. Oh,
we feel we acted appropriately towards you and your party.
We're different than other restaurants. We respect our servers and
we expect our customers to do the same. To the

(01:02:46):
person writing this review. For the party that acted disrespectfully,
you can feel free to contact our restaurant to discuss
the matter further. As for the party that was here,
you are not welcome here anymore. Oh, Mike boom drop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Uh. So they were speaking to them in Chinese.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
They're bad mouthing them, bad mouthing them in Chinese. So
you think the people there didn't understand Chinese.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
So it was Chinese people out of Korean.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Barbecue apparently, Is that what we're I mean, that's what
I'm getting at, because they kept ordering meats and veggies,
So that to me says that it was probably like,
you know, we got the little hot pot, either a
hot pot or a grill situation in the middle of what.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
I mean, And that's the that's the risk of the
all you can eat restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
People are always wanting to take advantage of the all
you can eat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Especially like some of those places. If you over order
and you're not eating the meats or veggies that you were.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Yeah, they trying to play it smart. You going with
a purse or a finny fact or.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Something, they box it out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
No, no, you box it up, you take it away.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
That's different, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
I respect them more if they did that exactly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
drop down secret compartments.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I can out wheel hollowed out wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I'm pretty sure I can take down ten plates of
veggies pretty quick in ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
You guys closing ten Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Goo goole cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Why don't you go by serving briscuits?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Why don't you go roll some silverware? Yeah, bring bring
back some more meats.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
All the meats. But yeah, it's just something about I
just leve the like, yeah, you're fucking right, we don't
want you back. I love your.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Assholes as you always do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
It's so good, though, Like I want more. If you're
a business owner and you listen to this podcast, and
you're not clapping back, You're sucking up, dude. It this
is going. This is what's going to stop the bad
Yelp reviewers when you when you out them for being
pieces of ship. Yeah, it's gonna be back. It would
be like someone like going like, oh I didn't like
the big tool or whoever delivered my pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, massive tool, massive tool.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Thank god, this is all my jobs. Unfortunately, before the
era of the Yelp review that really took off. You
know so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
And some some gold.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Comments out there. I'm sure about the outfit fair.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
And sometimes, like asking to box up food at a buffet,
we have to ask ourselves, G why did it fail?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Everything was squared away, everything was away. I thought I
was here to stay. I thought I here to say.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
Now I have to figure out what do you? Why
did it? G?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Why did it fail? Sam? As a segment we do
where we look at different menu items, we look at
different restaurants, we look at different businesses that maybe didn't
work out at and as we've gotten older and we'd
gotten into the internet age, we started looking at commercials
that didn't age well. So it was interesting. We've we've
had some references to some things today I think is fine.
But uh, one thing that Joe and I both like

(01:06:15):
is a as a person, a spokesman. He's a spokesman
for a product. Oh yeah, I love a good spokesman.
In fact, do you know who the most successful spokesman
of all time is? And we're not talking about uh,
someone trying to sell furniture in Ohio. We're not talking
about uh Bendito with guns trying to steal your chips.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
No, we talked about the micro machines guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
We're not talking about the micro machines guy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
You know, if I had one to put it on one,
I'm going to Minard's guy all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
The way close this one? How about one? How about
a spokesman who started as just a kind of a
weird actor who would just do any anything that would
you'd give it to him, who then turned it into
an acting career that involved the movies based on the
character he was using to promote products. Of course, I

(01:07:06):
am talking about Earnest p Whirl. Everybody, Oh jan Vine
blown right, So he was he started his career, yeah,
before he became but before Ernest became like he did
in the movies. So he was an actor and he
was just looking for anything, and he started doing any

(01:07:26):
sort of thing. And this one is a ad for
a local TV station that's running reruns of Hogan's Heroes,
and it's Earnest is trying to get you to watch
I'm serious, He's trying to get you to watch Hogan's
Heroes on this station. This one is a bit of

(01:07:48):
a definitely was of its time, and definitely I would
say did not age well. And it's this week's Gee.
Why did it fail?

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
Hey Burn? Look what I found in my daddy's clawsy
You know, I bet you this is from the big one,
you know, w W two boy, I bet him were
some great times. I know because I never miss Hogan's
Heroes on WDBJ.

Speaker 9 (01:08:14):
Seven, you know, with Schultz and Hogan and Tom and
dont Clint, Hogan's Heroes week days on your hometown station.

Speaker 8 (01:08:23):
You know, Verne, this must be some kind of a
cigarette lighter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I know nothing, hey Burn. Look at Oh My Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
He shows up with this Nazi machine gun.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
He's got a bicycle and a fish net behind them
with a washboard hanging up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
It's it's just and he's pointing the gun right at
the camera.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
All right, So was Verne a character in these commercials?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Everything? He was in the movies, He was in the commercials,
he was in the TV show. Okay, but what came
first here though, Ernest came first, But then it was
always him talking to someone named vern okay, and I
love that he thought it was a lighter and it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
A legendary character. My man. We definitely did not get enough.
If you, if you ask me of the Ernest does
this or that? You could have done a lot more.
You know, he's only one man. But uh, did you
ever go to space?

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Uh, to jail China?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
He went to everything he did Ernest, Ernest stared stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah, I mean Ernest Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
There's the I forget. I forget. There was the one
where he was saving a fucking Civil War cannon for
some reason. But no, this all started with him like
doing these weird It was for a sort of specific
TV station running Hogan's heroes, and he just he's like,
you know, it would be a really great way to
promote this. What if he found a gun in his
dad's fucking closet?

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Incredible. I think it's just the way he controls that
gun at the end and just spinning around.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
He manages not to shoot vern though, so that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Yeah, this could have gone real sideways for all Earnest there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
They just wanted to show gun safety they should have liked.
And he's got bandages on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Him extremely well. This reminds me of our you know,
current gun obsessed culture, and it started with Earnest our
obsession with concentration camps. Are it all started effect.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
It started with Jim Varney just doing a head for
oken Zeros.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
It is pretty crazy though, like in general that they're
like and he thinks it's a lighter, which is also
crazy to me. But like everything about the down the
barrel looking just directly, especially this freeze frame is pretty crazy.
It just kind of goes to show though, Like again
he just he started as this. This was his first

(01:11:12):
before he was getting major acting gigs. He's a background
actor he's doing and he started doing these commercials because
he made up a character that became like a spokesman
for incredible. But you think about this, like he was
doing he ended up doing like national ads too, but
some milk and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah, he was doing anything and everything. But I just
loved that this was for a specific what was the
station here on? I gotta let's go back into the.

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
Hey barn, look what I found in my daddy's claws.
You know, I bet you this is from the big one,
you know, w W two. Oh, I bet they were
some great times.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Oh shit, Okay, now you know we can blame Ernest
for the fact that we are words that those are
some great times.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Yeah, great time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Enter w W three and uh, this is apropos that
I picked this one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Huh yeah, perfect timing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
You want to should we should we get all the
illegals out of the country? Burn w dB J J seven, Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I don't you got a little w W joke going there.
It's a little continuity. Just Ernest knew what he was
up to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
And and you know what that was. That was the
first vern Actually it actually Gy had to get a
second one after that commercial. They don't show that he
actually was shot. They edited out the screams, and he said,
Varney is such a good actor. He's just like, all right,
put the gun.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
He never changed that outfit too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
That's that's I think that was. You know, it's iconic,
right like Jay and Silent Bob. They've never changed their
outfits are pretty much the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
They got your clean Yeah it's that look.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
And comm.

Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
Holgan's zeros. Wait days on your hometown station.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
You know, I guarantee he probably did this for a
bunch of different uh like TV stations. They probably changed
the you know to like you know, the one out
of Boston and the one out of North Carolina, and
then at the hometown station. This must be some kind
of a cigarette lighter.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
He was like Ryan Seacrest of his day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
We do live. At the very end, he does put
in a I know nothing at the very end.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Yeah, he slides a Sergeant Schultzen there right in the
last second.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Perfect, perfect come back and watch a syndicated show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Because I shot a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
This It was why are we doing this commercial?

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
I don't know why? Like, you know, is he getting
more money after the movies though, like as Ernest as,
oh yes, does he circle back around?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
No, those were like free movies. These were already done.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
I know, but he should have tapped back into it
after the movie gone back done a couple of the
local ads and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Really unfortunate unfortunately. Yeah, I think I think I think
cancer got him in the end. So he couldn't really
go he couldn't really go back to it, see because
he's done. He'd done the Beverly Hillbillies movie too, where
he did a really great job in that one, actually
considering that might be the best TV that like old
TV to okay, and now you're the thing that it's

(01:14:37):
it's a he does a good job and the rest
of it's kind of but it's it. He does a
good job in it, and he and he's been in
a few other things as well, but he was always,
you know, Ernest was always his character. So for him
to go in to go back actually, yeah, you're right,
that would have been great, like in two thousands and
something like the early two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I mean, let's not forget the greatest spokesman of our
time right now and Nicole Kidman. Every AMC theater movie
she walks on out. I don't an anthem.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Oh come on, oh, I don't have an AMC.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
I have a a MC all everybody out here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I got a Marcus Theater in my town, so I
just have the Marcus. The owner of his like, I
love being at the movie. He's like, they should go
to war with the uh. The Nicole Kidman, and they
need their own Nicole Kidman be way better than this
guy who's just like I like being cozy. It's just
him under a blanket like I like being cozy, because
he's gonna finger blast someone under the chair as well.
So I think this has been a great episode. But

(01:15:36):
it's time to eighty six the podcast, Sam, But before
we go, we have one last segment, and it's called
human yelper Use. That's where you, Sam Spadino, you get
to review the podcast. You can either review the podcast
as a whole or Joe and I individually. You can
use a five star metric or as many stars as
you'd like, and whenever you want to start.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
All right, you know what, I'm gonna be tough but fair.
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a a
uh right down the line three and a half out
of you know whatever, only because Joe has been in

(01:16:19):
the diner coma.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yes, dude, Oh my god, Joe was pulling a Nate
Smezzard and falling aside.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
I have not I have not fully fallen asleep. I
have not been still, but I am so close. I'm
like border, I like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
As soon as as soon as we sign off, I'm
gonna have like the quickest.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
You had some incredible service today. Oh ideal dinner. Yes,
shout out to the ideal.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
I cheated on my regular diner. I felt the little.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Guys has been there since nineteen forty six. I don't know.
Something ridiculous. It's a single seat diner. You gotta check
it out. Give them some business. But not right before
you're about to tape a podcast. The positive y'all review for.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
The Diner negative podcast review, because.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Honestly, like you know, freed up a lot of airtime
to really go deep on the plant that makes you tan.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
That's still crazy, Sam, How do our listeners follow you?

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
I wouldn't recommend following me in any way. I stay
stay off the grid, but you know you can try.
I'm out there. I just I don't post, you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Know, just just google Sam Spadina will find some interesting things.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Oh yeah, you don't even you know, you know, I
would say, you know, join me at the last Sun
Dance in Park City January twenty twenty six. We'll have
a good time. I'm before it moves on to Boulder.

(01:18:02):
You know, just come on out and and we'll hang do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Some experimental drugs. It'll be great. Sam's actually gonna he's
gonna be there. He's going to be selling snow cones
outside of the festival.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Yeah, yeah, one, No, we'll be free.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Tones are actually what you pay for, right exactly, Joe,
how do people follow you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
You can photographizing on the Instagram. That's the word photograph.
I C I M g H. I've got my stand
up comedy show for the Midwest Animal Rescue and Services.
So stand Up for Dogs happening at Sissyphis August ninth.
Go on the Facebook page of Minnesota Midwest Animal Rescue

(01:18:52):
and get you tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
There's limited seats. You could bring your dog, so that'll
be pretty cool. There's twenty five dog tickets that I'll bring,
so so it should be fun. Lots of dogs, lots
of fun, lots of laughs, all for a good cause.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Yeah. I wonder who's on that show, Joseph Matt you
are on that show actually, And there's also some really
great comedians on that show. I think you should say.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Aaron Pickering's on there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
We've got Seon, Debor Shan and Paul Wendy Mayberry and
hosted by Yours.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Truly Joe is going to have a baby beorn with
Momo in it the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Ah No, she's not. Yeah, she's too much of a
princess for to be on stage with me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
I'm sorry. I'll bring my dog on stage instead. Speaking
of me, I am Matt Douim on Facebook and Instagram.
I am at that Matt Douma on Blue Sky and
the TikTok. You guys follow me on those as for me.
Every Wednesday evening in the basement of the Red Carpet Nightclub,
I host the Keller Comedy open Mic, one of Minnesota's
longest running bar open mics, going over nine years. Right

(01:19:55):
now we have thirty two ounces of beer pitchers for
only six bucks. We've been filling up. Last week we
had over fifty people at a fucking open mic. So
come on out. It's a it's a it's a blast.
We love it. See some of Minnesota's riding the talent
and see some people that will never rise beyond that.
Hell yeah, yeah, that's how open mics go. And if
you don't know that, you don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Yeah, there's some that are red rockets and some that
are at.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yes, some are red rockets. To the Moon. Others are
Big Boulders to the Bottom baby uh and then uh
the last Saturday for this every month this summer the
Beaver Island Comedy Series. We've got great shows with Jason Scholmer,
D'Angelo Funches, and the wolf Dog Comedy Guys out of Iowa.

(01:20:41):
You guys, you don't want to miss any of those shows.
Tickets available at Beaver Island Brewing Company dot com. Come
on out to those. I've got some dates coming up.
I'll be posting them on my socials. You're gonna see myself, Jokoczello,
Shannon Paul, Wendy Mayberry. We're all going to be at
Convergence with Diane Siebertub'm sorry forgot, can't forget Diane. We're
gonna be at Convergence on July fourth. Come see us.

(01:21:03):
We're gonna be in the main hall at eight thirty pm.
Bring your best cosplay. Cosplay is me and Joe. I
want to see that. Where are those coplows?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Maybe the Massive Tool is gonna have to come out of.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Retirement for one night only. Do it. Come on out.
It's gonna be a blast. I've got some other dates
and deets coming up. But just just follow me on
all my socials, follow the podcast, add awful Service pod
across all platforms. You guys, I fall go to our
website www. Dot Awful Service Podcast dot weebley dot com

(01:21:36):
because Joe and I are rolling in money and we
need that dot weeblely. Sam, this has been a very
unique and interesting episode. Thank you so much for coming on,
Thanks for having me and you guys, and as always.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Yeah, I had a blast. Watch out for that o
zepic penis.

Speaker 7 (01:21:58):
And have a good night time A count the till,
sweet the floors and matha spills, say good night, dispose
up the trash and turn out the light.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Tell me why I try to so damping. It's Eliza.
I'll take my tips. My services have earned me this.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
Maybe I will find a way out of for now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
A count and my tip and lock the door. This

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has been a tape Deck Media production.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Thank you for listening.