Awful Service Number One Hundred and Seventy-Nine - Dean Bundy

Hey look alive, theres a man in the floor! Surpise! We're back this week and we have a hole in the wall with Dean Bundy. We talk blizzards, bad accents,and MN Celebrity homes. Enjoy!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tape Deck Media.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Welcome back. This is another episode of the Awful Service podcast.
This is the podcast that has a smoking section. But
that smoking section is only for candy cigarettes and bubble
gum cigars.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's it. That's the only thing you're allowed to smoke.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
A oh, I brought marboroughs now.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sorry, regular cigarette still not allowed. But if you got
some stallions, chuck them up. If you got them.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Is it still.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
A like a half wall and a ceiling fans, there's
a beating curtain.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Can the candy smoking section.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's just like, oh, are you sorry? I can't sit
next to the candy soaking section.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'm a diabetic?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh? Geez?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh geez.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
It's mean gluten free, very much knocked gluten free.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Actually, the candy cigarettes might be gluten free because it
is just it's just chock.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's a little bit of sugar, the.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Like spray the sugar on top of chalk.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Some pixie sticks so we can simulate, you know, doing
diabetes to a straw.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's the only blow that's allowed in that section. They're
just doing lines of pixie sticks with It's me the
original pixie stick matting with Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
My god, the guy that does real drugs, Joco Gazello.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Let's say, if you're a candy though, you would definitely
be now now and.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Laters, it's now and now it's I'm a wood McCall it.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You're not allowed to say that anymore after the after
the can's that's.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
That's not candy racism.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yes, you don't want one of them watching McCall it's going.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Into your candies, not in my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Not my candy section. Like for I think I saw
your sister. I saw your sister with a watch of
McCall it the other day.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
All right, before we get into too much candy stuff,
introduce our guests so we can I can ask everyone
one question.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Our guest today is a comedian, actor and general general
great guy because he came in to do this last
second for us. Just a job breaker, Dean Music. We
call him the original job breaker, Dean Pundy.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Everybody, Okay, thank you, Jane, welcome has all right, who
here on the podcast has snorted pixie sticks?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Everyone right?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's I think I've erased it from my memory, is it?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
K have all put pixie in your nose? You guys
are pixied up.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Right, I'm sure I am.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
See no one, no one remembers.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
That's because you're you're doing the real thing before you're
doing the pixie stick.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Actually, I think my coke was cut with this is
this is cut.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Pixie did Like they were just they were pixie sticking
up your cocaine up in the cloud.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
They call it. They call it sparkle puff. Is it
supposed to burn?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Not like that?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
That was the burn that was like kind of what
I I was like, Oh, this cocaine, is it that
band of a burn compared to the pixie you know
what I mean? But like it's like that's the next
thing that you put up your nose as you grow,
you start from.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Are you trying to say that the gateway and Halen'.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yes, it's one honor presenter. The Colombians are running the
pixie stick game to get the kids into fucking snorting.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's a whole different kind of booger sugar though, you
know that's the reason.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
It's because it's way more sugar sugar. It's all sugar
in your booger and some citric acid and a lot
of Yeah, it's a rival Flavin.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
You can't say that it's.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
The one nutrient that sounds like it was made by Jerry?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Right?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Is it Jerry Lewis.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Or a nineties hip hop band.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Imagine if Jerry Lewis got into like naming like things
in our food, like just like food additives, He's like, oh,
that's and then flavin And then isn't.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
True because there is a thing called a flat flavonoid,
which is I think that was also Jerry that what
if that was? The people were inspired by Jerry Lewis,
like they just really liked him in the Nutty Professor.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
I know.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's like, then, wait.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Are we talking about the same guy who wrote Great
Balls of Fire?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, that's Jerry Lee Lewis. Forgot the Lee, sir, there's
a different We're talking about the rat Pack member who
was always like wild, like you know Jerry's Wait wait,
Great Balls of Fire was actually about an st D. No,

(05:42):
but I think it should have been Oh, oh Jesus Christ.
Actually the Great Balls of Fire is what happened when
you put pixie sticks on your nuts.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's yeah, it's okay, you know what I'm gonna say.
It's a great it's super cool. It's like worth it's
worth paying a hooker. Extra if she brings her own
pixie sticks. She got a very own pixie sticks. I'm
not getting arrested twice.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
My nuts are on fire.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I think that. I think that prostitute brought her own
pixie sticks to the party.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Which would be nice because you know, crack horse never
bring their own crack So I mean, it's it's good
that someone would live up to the title.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Right, all right, I have to that's a wild thing
to admit on a podcast, but all right, Matt.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
I have to.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I have to ask.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I feel like I have the same water bottle and
it's like glass with like a plastic webbing on the outside, right,
and like a little flip top.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's not a FlipTop. It's a screw top.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Okay, we do not have the same water bottle. I
have exactly the same with a flip top. And it
doesn't do its one job, which is hard water. It
leaks constantly, and it has been the most like I

(07:07):
hate this water bottle and I haven't gotten rid of
it for some reason, because I haven't. No, you don't
water know why, because I haven't found a glass another
glass water bottle with a fucking screwtop. So send me
that Amazon link because I've just had like two months
worth of wet pants and like just a wet bag, Like,

(07:30):
it's why is my bag leaking?

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Are you sure this has anything to do with the
water bottle?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I am forty four, so like I am, I'm keeping
an eye on fan.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's like, yeah, say, I'm gonna say that this goes
back to the amps.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm blaming it on the water bottle.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
It's do you have a terrible prostate, get a leaky
water bottle and blame it on this stupid.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Glass water bottle.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
That's what the water bottle. They should not change. They
shouldn't fix the water bottle. They should just sell it
to men with terrible prostates.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's way cheaper than actually getting it taken care of.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yes, it's like you just need to find your niche,
and that niche is guys that had too many McDonald's
in their years, too much Hamburger.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Too many Hamburgers, and too many pictures. You know what
I'm saying. Well, see this is the awful service podcast.
We could talk about we could drugs we did as
children or yesterday or yesterday apparently h and or you know,
prostates for the entire episode, and as we are been
of a certain age, we might just we gotta.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Get them checked. It's it's that kind of it's almost
that time for you.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah you got you got a year.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
It's this is kind of I'm gonna go early. I
want to I want to check it early. That's my jam.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Everybody should be like sh like always going early. Don't
put this off. This isn't the fucking dentist. This isn't fun.
It's gonna be a weird day.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're not gonna have to make eye contact with your
doctor while they do it though, Okay, I think that's
the worry.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
And find a doctor with this is it.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
But also it is kind of like the dentist, because
you want to find a doctor small hands, small hands,
small hands, you want a tiny handed doctor.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
You don't want, you don't want, you don't want some
with my mythst doing that.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, yeah, those are not gonna fit in there.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like I said, we could talk about this all episode Dean,
but no, this is the Awful Service podcast. This is
the podcast where we talk about different jobs and the
stories there within. The very first segment on the podcast
is one that we lovingly refer to as the resume.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Show us your rhythme, why should we hired? Have you
ever had a job?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Right?

Speaker 9 (09:52):
You up and tell us all about yourself and to
place a business?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Talk about my job's filthy shady posts. Show what.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is? This is your chance to talk about different jobs,
the stories they're within. It could be anything from you know,
weird customers, shitty bosses, funny situations and odd jobs that
you've done and with over doob you want to start with.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Well, I'll tell you right now. I actually have an
adult job which doesn't lend to too much humor. I
design conference rooms and auditoriums team zoom, that kind of
environment for corporations, right, but for twenty eight years, Hold on.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Hold on, I think you've glossed over a dope one
there is because we've never had this. You design conference
rooms and auditoriums.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, like the electronics in them, the systems to make
them compatible with teams are okay?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
All right?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
You were doing no I just I thought you were
doing like vibe of a cop frinch room. You're like
that corner needs a plant.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
You're saying he's funk shwaying auditorium. You don't have enough
succulents in here.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I think we need like some risers over there. We
need more.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I believe we.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Need a water we need a water feature in the
middle of the room.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
That's my brain.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I was like, damn, good job is dope as ship
where you're gonna sit on this?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is your brain, This is your pixie.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
No, you just like you just make sure that the
fucking every like that the ship.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
The electronics is set up for conference rooms.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, that's a that's a bit different, but still it's
still important.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's just not important.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
We're talking yeah, fortune companies really large like hundreds of
rooms that kind of thing, or huge auditoriums that have.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh no, that's that's that is interesting though, Like.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
But there's just not much funny stuff we run in.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
You've never had like wait, wait, so since you're're running
the electronics, you're running the zoom meetings, right, has there
ever been.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Right just setting up right where you running?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I designed them.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
We have another crew that sets it up, and if
the company is big enough, we train certain people that
will actually run the big mixer boards and control everything
in the auditorio.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay, I was imagining, like you're also running it and
then like someone like in the middle of a giant
zoom meeting just stands up and they're not wearing pants. Yeah,
they're still making the same mistakes they were doing during
the show. It probably it'd probably be me like this.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
The CEO is like asking you how you take the
kittie cat face off.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I put the cat face on it, but I can't
take the cat.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I put on the doggle face for my grandchildren.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I take this all.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
That's great, but so but I do have some funny stories.
Twenty eight years prior to that. I when I was nineteen,
I got started in home electronics, you know. I got
started doing the big sea band satellite dishes, you know.
And I was also like, I'm a little guy, so

(13:11):
we also would fish wires places, and I was the
guy that would fit.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
So they would just send me into these little hands
and pull hish wire.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
And it's like my biggest fear.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I used to scare this ship out of people. Some time.
We used to pull back the carpet and we'd cut
open a hole on the floor and I would crawl
down inside the floor and crawl around the house. And
I was I was laying down under this hole and
I'm making some connections and the homeowner didn't know I

(13:43):
was down there, so he peeks in there to see, like, oh,
let's this hold for? And I go, how's it going?
And he's just like.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Literally do.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
S.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
He's drinking coffee and just spin.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah. Probably actually had to put a warning thing because
that man had a heart attack.

Speaker 10 (14:05):
Yes, exactly after the first guy came out, we had to.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
You had to put like a sign like, uh like
man in hole beware.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
But yeah, just so you know, we also get a
lot of work for just.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Bruce Willis from Die harding around somebody's house.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I've crossed through heat Dutch, just like did you have
a lighter?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
The only difference was the only difference was you had
your shoes on.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
So exactly I didn't last It wasn't so bad. No,
no wife beater. Yeah, coming to Minneso.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
To re create in someone's house, like take my shoes off,
put on a wife beater and the lighter and around there.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yes, that should have been your Christmas card.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah exactly did.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
If we we had cell phones, that would have happened
with you.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah, you would have done that, yeah, because that was
pre cell phones.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
Right, there were the bricks when I started.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, pre cameras, pree cameras on phones days.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
The camera wouldn't sit in the hole, but I would.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But oh no, I would win.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
One hundred and twenty pounds. I'm five foot five. You
know I could sit inside a standard floor trucks. I mean,
I wouldn't do it anymore because my back would go out.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
But you know, and you're just running, you're running.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
One of the worst if you're you're in the you're
in in somebody's floorboards and your back goes out. You're like,
all right, another tiny person has to come in and
pull me out by my feet.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yeah at that point, I've never had it happen to me.
But you know, they probably have to cut you out
of the ceiling below.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
You know, waw, you're.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
The skinniest person to have to get cut out of
the house.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I'm imagining you're looking up. You're looking up and you
just see a man shaped like hole in the sea.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Do they cut out? Do they cut out of man shaped?

Speaker 7 (16:18):
A tangle they have, then they have a template for
the chalk line.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
I'm hoping that the person that cuts you out has
a sense of humor.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
And I did get ship all one time. Did wiggle
my way free after about a half an hour. But
I'll tell you I'm not claustrophobic, but after half an
hour you kind of go like you kind of start
to panic a little.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Just hearing this. What happened? How did you get stuck?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
So?

Speaker 6 (16:52):
I was in this mansion and there were the the
attics had levels to it. The house is so big,
and I had read the endpoint of one attic and
there was another attic above me. But to do so,
I basically had to bend and crawl up the wall.
And so I did that and I got out. So
my hands are in the other attic, my feet are

(17:14):
in the lower one, and I couldn't pull myself.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I got to a point.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Where I was stuck and I couldn't go up, and
it couldn't go down. Also Arizona, so there's scorpions. I
don't like.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't like.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
This is literally you're like telling me my greatest fears.
I am, I'm losing it. I am how many episodes
I've never screamed?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
That is an awful That is an awful first. I don't.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Never screamed like that. That is literally all of my fears.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
And what oh and then oh, so you're you're just
stuck in a all being.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Stuck by yourself. That that alone is terrify the scorpions
and then like spiders.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Just just even the potential of scorpions.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Whose Arizona and about scorpions, you know, I don't know why,
although it is there, I should point out. And at
this time I was pretty much constantly on drugs, so
I probably just didn't care.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, well, were we on the.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
Pot and pain pills?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
You know?

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Okay, yeah, that could even out the scorpions and stuck
in the wall thing.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Alright, alright, I.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Can feeling good man, I'm okay, I'm pretty good one with.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
It also worked in my advantage because nobody else wanted
to go up there, so I wanted to just go
up there and take a little half hour nap.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Nobody was gonna come check on me.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Was that when you took the nap when you were
stuck in the wall, did you get stuck on purpose?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
A little bit? Just a nap hold on?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
But it was Yeah, is Arizona and you're not in
the air conditioned spot. You're in the spot that has nowhere.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
You're a double addic double.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That level.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Once I managed to pull myself up through, I'm like, well,
I'm not getting back down that way.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
So I found a spot and I had the guys.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
When they finally figured out where I was, they took
off one of the big vents from the attic on
the outside of the house and they set up a
big extension ladder and I went down that way and
I'm like, she's just taking this thing off to begin with.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It would have been a lot easier.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Wait, wait, hold on, because all right, so this is before,
Like did you have walkie talkies? Was this like? Were
they were? They?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Like?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Were they just like hearing where you yelled? You're like
out over there and they're like, I think he's in
this side of the wall.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yep, I'm both. I had walking When I was stucked,
I couldn't reach it.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Once I got up there, I was able to walk
you talking by the way, to direct the guy to
where I was. I mean, I remember when he poked
his head up through there, he was just like, how
the hell did you even get up here?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Like, holy surely shit.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
A lot of a lot of dangerous stuff.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I used to be the guy that would put the
satellite dishes on like thirty foot poles, you know, and
this was back when they were eight feet, ten feet,
fourteen feet.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Again, h was it the paint pills that were They
gave me the confidence to, like, I squirrel up that.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
For the nineties is really good. Weed.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
You did a ton of shimmying. Your job was shimmy, Yeah,
shut me up, shoot me down, yeah, scuttle my way through.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Scuttle.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
We're hiring the We're hiring a scuttler. Must be five
ft five or shorter, under one hundred and forty pounds,
good at scuttling. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
There was a There was a guy that I worked
with and his nickname for me was Peewee. And I
always used to think it was just because I was small.
And I said that one day and he goes, no,
because it's because you remind me of that guy on
Porky's like that always talks about getting laid, but never
does you never remember the movie Porky.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I said what he said.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I thought what he said.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
We called you Peewee's because you got cot masturbating in
that movie theater. This this was prior to that Okay,
I love it like that.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Was okay A when a nickname has to be explained,
it's not a good nickname, right. It's so hilarious that
you're like, oh, you mean this and he's like, no,
this random dude from this random.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Movie younger than me, you would ever know?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I love how you're also working with electronic speakers that
weighed and were bigger than you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Sometimes yeah, TVs, Well TVs back then used to wait.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, and you guys are and you guys are
you're working in the high end area, so I'm assuming
you're if you're working through the walls and you're working
through the floorboards, you're hiding all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Took a lot of speakers.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
We fished a lot of you know, so basically, you're right.
We're in luxury homes, so you can't leave a scratch
in these things. You know a lot of some famous people,
some athletes, and but we learned how to do stuff
like that and put it all back together and we
were That was kind of most of what our company
did was make it look like we were never there.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Now, now that it's been so long, can you name
some names famous?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
So probably the best one was was Jesse Ventura, and
actually I loved dealing with his.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Mean thank you for shimmying through my home leaving a scratch.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
You know who does a great Jesse imitation? His wife Terry.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
He didn't call me, and she goes, yeah, Dean, listen,
can you can you send one.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Of the guys back out? Jesse's freaking out.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
He's like Terry remote and.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Remote, constantly berat him. It was hilarious.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
His life does the best Jesse present like that? That
makes me? Yes, that like that's puts a like a
care bear smile on my chest.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I love this. She was she was when you were
when you were working in his home. Did you see
the documents?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Look, you know kidsy thermal with the melting, Yeah, the
beams melted.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Dean, Hey, can you can you can you figure out
a deal so that when I'm watching porn it will
alert me if Carrie uh comes down the stairs.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I do not forget Jesse Ventura. Farms gummies. When you
need to be.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Just chilled, bro, when you need to crawl in a hole, yeah,
have you ever need to be shimmying?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Kevin Garnett's another one, when the Timberwolves. I remember meeting him,
and he was like probably ten steps down on the
staircase and he's still taller than me, you.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
Know, after standing on the landing and just lking me like.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hey, respect your elders.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
He thought that was so funny, but he was actually
real cool dude. He back then, he used to get
in trouble for driving all his go carts and four
wheelers around this million dollar development and Cedar Passman at Tanka,
the owner of my company, had eighty acres, and said, hey,
why don't you, why don't you bring these out to
my land.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
So he did.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
He brought two four wheelers, two mini bikes, two go carts,
all his friends.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
For two weekends, they came out and just partied.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
They left the stuff there, never came back ever to
get them, just left them there.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Okay, holy shit, I would pay so much money to
see Kevin Garnett ride any of those things, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (25:41):
Like he's like legs over the handlebars, wheel.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
You gotta put them over, you gotta fight, you gotta
ride leg It's he's riding like you have yourself and
like you ever put like a friend on your handlebars.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
He's doing both.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Watch the gas pedal Joe.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
It's it's right.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Go carts are on the go carts are on the
still on the floor.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Well, he's got one foot dad, like one foot up.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't think the car.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
I think he just watches people. He's like Diddy.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Oh no, that's Kgi's freak office watches his friends drive
go card Joe.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's a very different crawl in a small whole situation.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yo yo yo yo you you you you seem like
a five foot five one.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Get it. Get on a go cart, dude, I want
to watch you ride that go cart.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ironically, both.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Both situations get involved getting oiled up.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I I have the thing myself. He's a go card Cassie.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
No, just to get in there, just all right.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
So saying Katy jerking off with like baby oil watching
you ride the go cart, I was just saying, and.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
As Dean was actually saying he was a cool celebrity,
and Joe's like, yeah, he's jerking off watching.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I said, he didn't do that.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
I just happened the reference and you we all had
to go there commedically.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah, the most of the a lot of we are
mostly you know, athletes other than Jesse, but I don't
think I am unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
You again, Dean for putting down. I still cannot find
the remote. Darry come James the Jangle Chase.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Baby. Yeah, no, I.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
I never had a bad experience with any any celebrities,
plenty of other non celebrities.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
But you know why what was.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Well?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Think of it this way, like a lot of people
with that kind of money are used to getting what
they right now. Right, I get calls at ten o'clock
at night, you know, hey, my my TV in the
great room isn't working. I'm like, you know what what
you want to say is, well, you have thirty other ones.
Couldn't you watch one of those and call me in

(28:17):
the freaking morning?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
But yeah, you know, to watch TV in the good room.
Story of the great room is is out. Just go
to the good room.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
You know, coming over to my double wire though.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Watch it there. Oh is the TV in the slaves
quarter still working? Go there and watch it.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
We don't call it the slaves the servants now, it's
endured servitude quarters.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
I have a story about that.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I actually got to know that because electronics, you know, thermostats,
they come that way. It says they used to come
this way. You know on the on the automation system
that we do, there was always the master and the slave,
and a lady called me up and just queued me up,
because how would you even put I didn't do it.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
The manufacturer did it?

Speaker 10 (29:10):
Call it.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
I call you back as soon as I'm done with
my clan meeting and we can talk.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Actually, the master, you call it the master and slaves.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
The master and the slave. It's not what you think
it is. It's actually some BDSM ship. Okay.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
The person who gave up the thermostat.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Was a naughty boy. She was a naughty, naughty boy.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
We tie it up and strap you gotta putt has leather, leather.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Cups, little leather.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
This one's.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Got a choker?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Is it not working? Did you think it?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Master?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Thermostat's got like a tuxize.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
It's like they call you, but it's not working. Well,
you're gonna need to You're gonna need to choke it
a little.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We installed that one, that's what.
But you did request the fifty shades gray dermostats.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
He got the fifty shades package.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Oh god, no, we used to get a lot, you know,
and unfortunately people.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
There were a lot of good people with money as well.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
But yes, if if I had a nickel for every
time I heard this, I would be one of those people.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
You'd be a millionaire. Yes, you know how much.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Money we spent with you, you know, especially if it was
something like well, we also used to do security. Security
systems have their own smoke alarms.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
But by code, electricians have to have them as well.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Right, So I'd get a call at midnight, Hey, your
your smoke alarms are going off, Get out here and
turn them off. And I would listen and I'd say,
those aren't ours.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Those aren't ours.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
We have ours.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Has a ours goes do do do? Do?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Do? Do? Do?

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Do? Do?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Do? Do you hear the difference?

Speaker 6 (31:08):
If there were ours, the fire department would be at
your door like that's they called direction.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
And the guy I remember a guy just chewing me out, Well,
you know how much money I spent with you?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Like you know, I'm like, no, you don't get it,
they're not ours. Call your electrician at midnight, like but
people just would insist, you know. But yeah, it's just
stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
I used to say that I helped some of the
smartest people in the world turn on their own televisions.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
What is the Okay, so with the electronics, what's the
weirdest thing that you ever had to install?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
But honest.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Used to do like actual like bars on windows for security.
You know some of these hire end mansions. People would
get really paranoid and yeah, I mean literally like push
a button, bars dropped down kind of thing like shape.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yep, that's probably.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
I mean there was a lot of excessive stuff, like
you know, people put you know, one hundred thousand dollars
surround systems in their boathouse or boat or.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
You know, in the doghouse. I did.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
I did stand Hubbard's boat when I first started, and
I was like, really, we're gonna Drew Hols in a boat.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I don't think this is gonna float, but all.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Right, it's gonna sound great at the bottom of this lake.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Dude, Lake Minnetonka is gonna have the best.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, So for electronics, what did you do the nicest customers?
By the way, we're nicest, ye know, I like nice?
Oh yeah, let's just we always talk about the negative. Joe,
Let's let's get some nice customer.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
We should Todd Stucy Minnesota Vikings. Guy was just a
class act. I would I'm a Wisconsin boy, I'm a
packer fan, so I was my packer hat, you know,
to his own.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
He we just kind of ribby super guy.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
I mean just yeah, yeah, you think he's just an
average joey.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
He was awesome.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
That's you know what.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
That's good though, you know, you know, especially like professional
athletes can, especially because they got the money, can be
do you know how much money I spent on you?
And he's just sitting there like, hey, that fucking hat
if you see him and see that hat in here
one more time?

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Oh, actually biggest ale Sid Hartman really and he loved us.
But that's just how he was.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Because he was just old man.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Yeah, and that was him, that was said being nice.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
First day I met him, he came to our office
and was like, we're the f and so and so
and get that FNL and I'm like, I came back.
I went in the back room to my boss, like
there's a guy out there, and he is, yes, and
Todds a manager, and he comes out and he goes
sick and they like hug and I'm like, what's going
on here?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
He's like he talked.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
He'm like, okay, cool, It's it's just sad.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
That's a man from AM radio. Seems very upset.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yes, I think he's taking out the fact that he
wishes he was on fl on you.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
W c C O. God, God, that just brings back
so many memories. My parents, like that was all they
listened to is Sid Hartman and w c C O radios.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
I had like a hundred TVs just in his bedroom alone,
well because Chan but I.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Were for sports quote unquote their sports.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Honey, don't come in here.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
When the door's locked up watching sports.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Where's your remote?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
He knows exactly where all a hundred of them are.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Unlike Jesse Ventura, I can't find my one remote. Ry.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I was gonna say, so, like, let's let's go, let's
do a different job, like with something something you did
before you got into the electronics game slash Bruce Willis
lookalike contests.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Right on, I was, uh, well, I went into the
Army after high school, but I.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Knew I was going to be Army reserves.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
So basically you go and do all your training and
then you come home to what we call fort living
room and then.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I've done a tour in.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, I've made a bunch of those.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
It's a lot of couch cushions, right, Yeah, it's all
couch cushions.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
It's fort living some blankets.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
It wasn't like a navy seal, more like a walrus
on the couch.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You're just getting here. You're just eat You're just eating
watching one hundred TVs you have.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
You have McNuggets on your chest for your country.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
But uh so I came home from that and I
decided I would work like dead end.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
I still thank you for your service.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
You've been sitting on your couch ahead and watching Days
of Our Lives and in ordering Domino's.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
It was pretty awesome. I loved it.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
I was a forward observer. I basically was a scout
for the artillery.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
You find time they drop you behind enemy line supposedly Alaska,
I don't know. Uh, you know, and then you tell
them where these are and they blow them up. It's
pretty cool. That's what I did. And then, uh, but
did you do it?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Like so you didn't just do couch dude. It wasn't
just fort living room.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
No, you had to do you know, one weekend about
two weeks a year. Okay, so but you simulate, you know,
trainings anytime you'd go on these weekends.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Right now, it is, so did you go like were
you did you have like an Alaska simulation or did
you go to Alaska?

Speaker 6 (37:13):
No, we did go to Alaska actually, okay, first year
with the I was actually in the Minnesota Army Reserve
when I first got out to you know, my after
training and the first year, normally you do two weeks.
But the first year, for some reason, I just landed
on a good year and they went to Alaska for
three weeks and we stayed up in the mountains for

(37:34):
three weeks.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Blown stuff up. It was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
It sounds super fun.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
I actually might like it's like like that would be awesome.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
And it wasn't like walk there and they drove us
up to the mountain.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Right I was just telling.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Okay, So my neighbor was was like, oh, hey, our
other neighbor is looking for a cat sitter for a
couple of days. And I'm like, I was like, look, uh,
I'll I would love to uh cats it, but I
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I'm too busy. I I don't want to catch it.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
But I will I would love to be the backup,
backup cat center, backup cat center. You get all the glory,
you know, the responsibility for livom.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
You're just saying fort living.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Room fucking doing what the country, eating nuggies for the country.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Dude, you're saying that you did some while you're doing this,
you're also working some dead end jobs.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Yeah, but I did, you know, like factory work and
we're goingt a dairy queen for a while.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
You know were you were?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You there?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
You were you the like the guy making the blizzards?
Oh yeah, did you ever? Did you ever mess it
up and not do it upside down? And then someone's like, up,
I guess that blizzard's free.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Not that I remember, But like I said, I was
doing a lot of drugs.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
That would have been my thing if I worked at
a dairy queen.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Is I would always fuck up and forget the blizzard
flip for my friends.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Yeah, I did that totally forgot to.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
You forgot to flip? Oh, I forgot to.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
We had this rule that like you couldn't you know,
if you made a mistake, you couldn't need it. You'd
have to give it to someone. So we just tell
buddies what we wanted they'd make I mean, like, really
you think a way around that?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Yes, I love teenage job loopholes. Teenagers will find the
loophole in any job to get their friends discounts or
in for free, or like.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
If anybody has a cool any cool job.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
If you have a friend with a shitty job, nobody
wants to hang out with them. It's like, Oh, you're
working in an office. Yeah, we'll see you on Saturday
and Sunday. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
But you can get me a mint oreo.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, you work at d Q. I will see you
every day after school. Every day I probably will see you.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
That was Actually, it was a lot of fun. It
was in my hometown.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
I had worked there during high school, so it was
just kind of, you know, something to do when I came.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Back of hours at the Q.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Let's see I went Actually, before I got that job
et Electronics, I was going to school to be a
top and I was flunking out miserably. And apparently it's
more than just shooting at people. You have to do paperwork.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
And from COP school you were not doing good at cop.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
What was the thing that you were not the paperwork.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
I thought you were like, Okay, I was just like
being too nice.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I wasn't beating with the suspect good enough.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Like it's.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Yeah, a lot of people go exactly like, yeah, you're
kind of big a.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Warning lots of warnings.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
You're like any warnings your your cop professors like you
gotta hit.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Him a harder.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Dean.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Well, you know.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
So here's the other thing about me.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
The job I've had since I was eighteen is I
started back then, I was DJing a lot of weddings
and like proms and stuff, and eventually ended up having
my own business that did that. And so during top
school I really wasn't doing homework. I was bar called
Shenanigans and eau Claire, Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
The fucking greatest movie never written. I wanted with this
is a great we gotta pitch this to Sith Rogan.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Well, Joe, Joe, here here's where here, here's how we
do it.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Right. So it's we go to the scene where Dean's
caught in the wall, and then he starts his life
starts flashing before his eyes and we start seeing all
the other ship that he's done.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Oh my god, this is the.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
You'r djaying like in.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Cops school, you're literally doing a police academy.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Five yeah, no, no, Joe. The reason that he actually
wasn't doing well at cop school is they like they said, uh, well, Dean,
you know, yes, yes you did. You did find in
your marks, but you left the you left the baby.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
You left.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
You could have.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Shot the baby and then innocent lady and uh the
Russian guy, the Polish guy, the old the old school,
uh target that was like the the European guy. Now
it's like uh like it's like now they make it

(42:59):
less ethnic and the person.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
No, I you know, I'm and it's weird because I
always wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why.
In fact, I should have told you this in the beginning.
When I first went into the military, I wanted to
be an MP, but they had a height requirement and
I wasn't even close.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
You must be this tall to ride this ride.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Yep, like five seven or five nine at the time,
and I couldn't touch that in like four inch heelds.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
You know, that's what you should have done.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Platform Because of the four inch heelds, they didn't want.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
You should have platformed in it's in your uncle's shoes
from seven days for walking. It's like, I, uh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
You spike, you spike your hair up a little bit.
You're just trying to get that extra couple of inches.
It's like it's like those kids who are trying to
hit them, like the roller coaster rides. You know, like
you must be this tall, bigger clothing, so it makes
it look like it's longer on you. So I have
a joke about that.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
I said, you be this tall to ride the ride,
And I said, sir, I'm forty nine years old with
two kids.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Like I'm good dude, I've written every ride.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
But if you argue with them long enough, they'll eventually
let you on the bumper cards.

Speaker 12 (44:23):
So nice, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I'm really interested in the DJ days are a lot.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Of fun, man, even like the weddings and stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Oh, the weddings are the best.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, they were the most And we always ask we
always we always ask wedding DJs on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
We've only had a few, No, I know, weird.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
What was the song that everyone got loose to when
you were DJing? Like the one that you remember like
aunt back, He's out in the fucking Uh, like the
older crowd, and.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, we would get everyone out there.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
Oh gosh, I can only think of like the young
It was always like, well the younger crowd.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Back when I did, it was always.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Like baby got back. Oh I know what it was.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Uh Jesse's girl.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Thank you, thank you, Dean, thank thank you Dean. By
the way, Uh, Dean, can you help me find my remote?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I was on a vacation far away. Oh that's great.
That's that is funny because like we've heard a few
like one that always comes to mind is pour some
sugar on me.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
It was one that all for some reason, like.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Girls just want to have fun.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
You're you're not our first wedding, DJ, but you are
our first like house Shimmier.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Not as not as common in the entertainment.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I didn't have to How did you get get the
nickname house mouse? It's the pee wee from Porky's. That's
what you get. That's what you get.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I think your coworkers just weren't that creative.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yes, they were not that they just saw Porkys. That's
what happened.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
No, these these were the kind of small companies where
you know, like the company work for now does random
drug testing is all responsible the other companies I work
for drugs for a requirement. Yes, you had to be
on them, and if not, one will be provided for you.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
It's like, what are your friends? Is gonna ask you
if you want to smoke this in the van.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Uh Dean? You didn't.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
You didn't smoke the j uh bill over there. Actually,
we're gonna have to let you go.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah, you're previnc Have we got everything?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Did we double check? Then we have everything? Okay, now
let's eat these pills. It's like Valley of the Dolls,
less sexy Valley of the Dolls, Like, oh, the blue
ones make you go.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Like the red go.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
No high ship wires?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Wait did you take a red one? The red ones
are for.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
After work, blue before blue before red, after.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Red halfway through our last job.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
The DJ stuff though that that like, how long did
you do that for?

Speaker 6 (47:46):
See playing ninety ninety three to two thousand and five?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Okay, the CDs there's a CDs.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Yeah, I believe it or not. When I was doing weddings,
we still had hapes.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Oh, how I know this joke? Because DJ is now
still U CDs.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
No, it's uh, you know all that pitch control stuff.
You used to have to know songs like so well
if you wanted to mix it, you knew that you
had like a two second window between this song and
that song, and you'd have to know to get to that.
I mean it was a lot more complicated. Now you
just slow it down and pretty much auto mixes itself.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yes, it's it's a way easier, but they like when
I wedding DJ and I had it was a couple
of stacks of it was the stack of all the electronics,
the stack of all of the CDs, and then sometimes
you had to bring your own speakers.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Really that that was the company that I worked for
while I've known.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
My father in law is a wedding and for thirty
years he brought his own setup including lighting, lighting rig.
He would have speaker rig and he would have like
the control that had all the electronics. So like the
he still had cassette although he was able to hook
it up to his computer. He at the late and
in the late stage, he was cassette and CD thing

(49:20):
just in case. There are certain songs that he just
didn't have that he had on very specific things. So
he had like such a huge repertoire of stuff he
could play. But yeah, so like that's Joe.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
I can only imagine his set up in the nineties.
There was like a giant.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
U haul oh yeah, or.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
We had a big van.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
I mean the speakers were bigger than I was, you know,
these big peebes and the console was.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Bigger than I was.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
You had somebody set up. Were you running solo? Did
you go to the thing pick up the thing? Oh? Yeah,
that was the one that I worked for.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Was you know, drive down to Milwaukee or somewhere and
the guy it is too cheap to pay for a hotel,
so you drive back trying to stay awake.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
Yeah it was. It wasn't that great, but it was like.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
A good entry towards DJing. And really as time went on,
I got paid more to be an MC than I
did the mix music.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Uh you know.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
They they were having a hard time finding personalities to
run these shows. And we started doing these nightclubs down
in like Lacrosse up and see Cloud and.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
So where in State Cloud used it was a roller
rate skating place.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Yes, night Storm was the name of the was the
name of the DJ place that would come in on
the weekends. We'd turn it into a sixteen plus dance club.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Night Storm, night Storm, I'm the worst DC character.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah, I like like I have like the lightning strikes
night Storm yep.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
And then started doing ad stuff. I stopped doing mobile
DJ and I got a job DJing at Dick's Barr
and Hudson in nineteen ninety five, and I DJ there
until two thousand and one, and then drink in Minneapolis.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I did that for a little bit.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Night Storm is like the the the the superhero that
gets like yelled derogatory shit from regular people the most.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
It's no one, no one, no other superhero gets called
a cock more than night Storm, and he just and
he doesn't do anything about it.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
That's the thing. Like that's like it's in the Superhero.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Times where they're like, oh, who's the pussy is superhero
night Storm?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Well, Nightstorm is the one who gets killed the crossover
ones the fire at first. Like it's like he's always
the first. He's the red shirt of DC universe because.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
He can't fight in the days.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Raining at night that's the only way I can fight.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Oh the Sun my biggest phone clear skies.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sory.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Uh the Sun it's like a vampire, only only not.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
As cool as sexy. Yeah. Oh the Twilight movie. You
know the storm hates the Twilight movies.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
Yeah, he makes Twilight movies look bad ass.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
So, like, when you're doing this DJ gig, especially because
you're djank bars and you're m seeing these things and
stuff too, you had you had to deal.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
With the drunk groupies a lot, I'm assuming. Yeah, like,
can you play my song?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah? You know, play his song?

Speaker 7 (52:59):
Oh right up on the glass of the DJ birth Like,
play my song?

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Playing your song now? Like? Why glass?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
But I mean there's nothing to earn? But yeah, I won't.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Play that song.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Okay, I guess we'll play the Chicken dance again.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah, the glass. This one's for titties on the glass.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
O T O G. So, is there any other any
other job stories that you you really want to that
you can remember that are noteworthy or something that you'd
really like to talk about before.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
We go into our next segment.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
Oh it's no, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
That's good. Always always like to ask what was your
first job.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Other than working on like neighboring farms, would have been
dishwasher at our local restaurant, like mom and pop thing.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Fair we were you? Were you a corn to Tassler?

Speaker 7 (53:55):
No, more like a hay Baylor.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Oh okay, fair, fair, Okay, we've had a fun Surprisingly,
we've had a lot of people who've been corned to
Tasslers before.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah, that's an interesting one.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Well, Dean, we don't just exist on this podcast talk
about titties on the glass, night storms or Jesse Venture
of Farms.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
No, think that's what we should call this episode istorm.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
We also exist to battle the scourge that is known
as Karen's. But before we go into our next segment,
Dean Bundy, how would you define a Karen mm?

Speaker 6 (54:33):
A Karen is the lady that absolutely thinks she is
above everyone else, can do no wrong, and you are
there to serve her and and and nobody else has
any needs only hers.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
That's fair. That's good, that's a good definition. Well, each
and every week, Dean.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
We look at different Yelp reviews, Google reviews, Facebook reviews,
sometimes their tweets or handwritten notes, and it's a segment
we call the Karen of the Week.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
I'm your boss.

Speaker 9 (55:10):
Oh my god, Karen, Oh my god, Karen.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
I'm.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Oh my god, Karen.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
All right, this week is a one star review.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Karen is like the night Storm. Yes, superheroes, and.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
So this is a one star review of a Park
of Park Italian gourmet whoa.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Italian?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yeah, But what's even funnier is when you hear this
review because.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
What did they doing?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Oh this is I don't know. This has nothing to
do with lasagna, but it does talk about hours and
people paying attention to menus. So walked in at ten
twenty am for a bacon, egg and cheese. I was
told they were done serving breakfast. Seems strange. Not to
serve breakfast at breakfast. I finally brought it up and

(56:23):
was told not to come back. I doubt horrible customer service.
Don't worry, I won't be coming back. One star, Okay.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
I kind of love this person for their for their sassiness.
In the review.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Scott E from Manhattan, and I.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Love that this Italian restaurant is like really on their Yeah,
they're really strict.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
They're like McDonald's on their breakfast. They're like, yeah, we've done.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
It's actually a ship which to the lunch menu cheese
they disordered that.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I love a perso.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Uh shid, like I have you know what I'll have
one of your Italian sandwiches, I'd like to substitute the
bread for a muffet. I like to substitute that, like
you just do you order one.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Of their lunch menu items and then just substitute everything.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Just make a bacon, Make it a.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Bacon, take all the make that bacon.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It's just like it seems like they're at first, this
kind of seems like this might be a legitimate review.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Oh but scam Dean.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
There's this thing in the customer service industry that's been
developing over the last few years where where businesses aren't
putting up with false and uh ridiculous reviews, and it's
a segment that we've been lovingly calling the clapback of
the week. So this is from the owner, A'mberto m

(58:11):
of the Park Italian Gourmet.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
You got to read it like him.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Now his name is M. B E. R.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
T O.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Yeah, you got to read it like him.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Hey, what so if I remember correctly, Uh, you were
not kind at all.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
We can't.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
We can't leave it it.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
We shut the up, keep going with it, Matt.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
We can't leave it at that regardless. Our policy, which
is on display, is that breakfast stops at ten a m.
And I'm not worried because if you came back, I'd
kick you out again myself.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
When you come back, I'm gonna kick you the funk
out again. I'm gonna do it again again again.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
I did it once, I will do it again if
I remember correctly.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
All.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
You know, uh, somebodies we're talking, we're probably all high
at my last job. That there should be like a
almost like a reverse Anti's list for customers, you know,
so you can say, like this customer is an asshole,
don't ever serve them, you know what I mean, like
blacklist these people.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Oh, we have been we have been advocating for a
reverse YELP where restaurants get to review customers.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Yes, yes, it would be a wonderful.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Like you get how you are served is how you
are ranked. Yes, you get better service if you are
ranked higher on restaurant yelp.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
You want your want, you want to get your food faster,
get better.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
You'll like the VRBO they rate their cut like my
wife has a rating. Because when you go to rent
a VRBO you have to Some of them will say
you have to have like a foreign rating.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Better.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I should I think that should be for restaurants too.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Okay, we have to do this like right now before
this episode airs. So uh it's we have to at
least have a prototype out there that like sue people
they try to steal this. Yes, genius, this, we're copyrighting.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
This would yeah, other than Karen's listen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Oh oh my god, you know what we should call
it night storm nuts.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
That might be copyrighting.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
And much like walking into a restaurant at ten twenty
am after they stop serving breakfast at ten am but
still inserts things still hold up before God damn it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
No, no, no, I just had to ask, I like, did
like at your jobs, at your jobs passed your home
electronic shimmying job, have you ever just like popped out
of places and scared the shit out of people? Like
it wasn't part of your job to shimmy, but you
just like I didn't think I would bow, I've been
in here the whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Yeah, what I was telling you about that, like the
hole on the floor that also happened one other time.
Another way we'd get wired to places is we'd take
out the can lights, you know in the ceiling right
and you can fish along there. Well, I had gone.
I was already up in the ceiling, and I was
by there getting the wire to the can light so
that the guys could meet me there. And I did.

(01:01:34):
A homeowner actually got up onto the ladder because he
wanted to see what was up there, and it's sure shit,
like I thought it was my buddy getting up there.
I heard him climbing the ladder, so I waited until
he got there. He looked up and I went ooh,
and he fell off the ladder. Oh Jesus, the six
foot ladder. And the guy was called But I felt

(01:01:55):
kind of bad.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
But you didn't cripple a homeowner?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
Nothing, No, we didn't get sued. What's gonna say? There
was a little guy in my ceiling like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
You guys, as I recall, that wasn't very kind at all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
And did that start before or after the feeling of
ants everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I need another pill? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Well, much like okay, walking into a restaurant at ten
twenty am and insisting they serve breakfast to you when
they stop serving breakfast at ten am. Sometimes we have
to ask ourselves, gee, why did it fail?

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Everything everything was straight away down, I thought I was
here to stay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I thought I'm here to stay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Now I have to figure out what do you?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Why did it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
It's appropriate that you talked about falling off of ladders
because this is a in this week's commercial that we're
looking at. But first I should actually I should clarify, Dean,
do you why did it fail? As a segment we
do every week where we look at different men items,
we look at different restaurants, we look at different retail outlets,
and as we've gone more on the internet, we've been
kind of looking at commercials that don't age well. And

(01:03:11):
if anyone is listening to our our episode with Sam Spadino,
last week, we talked about one of the most famous
pitchmen to ever have existed. Now, Uh, do you know
who actually made their career out of being a pitchman
and then became an actor and actually became very, very
famous for it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Dean, do you know who we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I don't, he goes. The actor's name is James Varney, Oh,
Jim Varney. Ernest was a pitchman and he would take
any commercial work he would get as Arnest.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
So last week he was to it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
We found we found him with a German machine gun
promoting Hokan's heroes on a local TV Stationell this week
we found him. He is as he's a doing a
commercial for Doubles Pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Okay, now, Matt, remember when.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
The the racist high Sea Kids for the kool Aid Kids?

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Was that what it was? Yeah? And I we I
was like, we gotta get off of this. I'm like,
I fucking hate this. This is the opposite I get
in Jim.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
I could watch Jim Varney fucking commercials all day long.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Fucking peanut butter. What are we? What are we selling here?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
I want this pizza so bad now?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Oh and so, so it's gonna be this week's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Gee?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Why did it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Burn? Burn?

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Hurry up?

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Burn put this in here and that and there and
that and there and this.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
No here, I want you to come down and help
me eat fIF Doubles pizza. Burn Double's pizzas made fresh
every day, fresh crust, fresh baked, fresh toppings, and when
it comes to toppings, Burn Doubles has got it all,
am I talking to Fleever, you're right, say the pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I can always grow new legs. What the fucking ship, Let's.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Just kick them up the ladder, he grabs the pizza
and kicks them off.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
I've never seen vern be so violent.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Nobody's ever gonna believe that we didn't stage me having
a story about some guy falling off a ladder right
before you went into there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It happen that way so often, more often than not,
you'd think you'd find.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
What's wonderful about that is Matt always hates when I
interac because I always have one more and one more thing.
I'm like Colombo and it's and he just hates that
I tries to go into a segment.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I'm like, oh, Matt, one more and one more thing,
and this one actually worked out perfectly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Okay, one out of one hundred and seventy something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
I'm gonna keep swinging Matt like it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Also I love one thing that does it. You know
one thing that Ernest never gets credit for. I think
he was the first one to do the flat cap
or the flat the flat bill. He did have the
goofy bill, but that was cooked at of goofy and
then it became fashionable in the late nineties and into
the two thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
So did he did he start a trend?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I think he was the original. He was ahead of
his time.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
I remember these.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
I always used to remember these commercials, you know, because
as soon as he said, I'm like, oh, I remember these, you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Know, yeah it was they were always adorable and he
knows everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Do you know why he kicked him off that ladder?
Do you know why he kicked Ernest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Off that list? Devil's Pizza is so good?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
No, because the previous because in the previous week Ernest
shot him with a German machine gun. He didn't do
it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
They loaded it wasn't oh no, it was very loaded.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Remembers he thought it was a cigarette later and yeah,
so this is this is just revenge for him. Get
you got grazed by one of those bullets. He's like, listen,
I can't use my legs properly. Now you can't either
boom off the lad or jammy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
I'm sorry, Earnest, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
No, I just I love that, And I honestly just
love the fact that he's like Doubles Pizza. I've never
heard of it. I'm assuming it's just like a local spot,
a small spot, never like you know what I mean,
There's something that's just like that's so heartwarming that he
was willing to do this for just even like small
businesses and small chains.

Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
He did commercials for Toyota Trucks, YEP, Critos, Auto Square, YEP,
Trout Dairy Products, Browns ice Cream and dairy stores. There's
North Northwest Ford Dealers, Great Canadian casinos, Convenient Food Mart,

(01:07:54):
Lais Potato Chips, Uh photos of Fake Production US goes
to France for Entertainment Weekly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
He just did six Flags. I have never heard.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Anyone Melo Yellow commercial for Entertainment Weekly he did.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
He did commercials for Mellow Yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
He did commercials for Tyson's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Chicken, Pine, State Dairy Products, Purity Dairy Products, First Federal Bank, Sprite.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
And Mellow Yellow, Central.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
Florida Cable Like. I like this is It's a beautiful career.
He hit at the right window of people needing people
for commercials, and he just and and his popularity and
it was just like, imagine if pee Wee Herman did

(01:08:48):
all of these, not pee Wee from Porky needs to
do commercials over here?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Is that what you're trying to say, Dude, we.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Should all be doing epic local commercial that we should
all be in this ship.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Actually I do commercial work. I like, but I don't
do it like this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I was just not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Yeah, like I like I like I wasn't. I don't
get to be me in the commercials that I do.
I have to act like somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Part of this charm of this is also like it
has kind of a local cable access feel to it
as well. Yes, like those local commercials from back because
they were. But this is a guy who was also
at the same time doing like Ernest Goes to Camp,
Ernest movie Scared Stupid Goes to Jail a cartoon, right, Yeah,

(01:09:37):
had a Saturday morning television show where it was actually
just him. I think I actually you know you're I
think they did do a cartoon as well, but it
originally started with him doing like there's just a live action,
wacky like thing. And and the whole thing is every
single time, every movie, every show, every Verne was still
there and every single one of them the commercials never seen.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
This is like the most vern we've ever seen is
the hand and the foot. Yeah, it's like the most
verned I've ever seen in my fucking life.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I also love that he goes I get you're pushing.
There's some stained new balances and those an't.

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
Two different people.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
By the way, can you go back?

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Can you go back and to the hand and the foot,
go back to the hand of the footing. That's one person.
That's a completely different person. That one person is the hand,
one person was the foot those that wasn't even full Vern.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
What a rip off, But I do think it's very
funny though. He's also given him the pump there, put
that there that this are that that that?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
Yeah, my my mom's maiden name Varney.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Oh for real?

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
Whoa red Bundy?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
So Varney's I mean, wait.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Hold on, wait wait, so no relation to Jim or else.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
It would be cool to find out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
We gotta do a Yeah, you gotta do a twenty
three in me? You gotta do it? No, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Uh I lay a twenty three faces in me of
Jim Varney, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
A twenty three you and me Burny Burney, Hey, this
is hey, Hey, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Uh, this is Ernest p. Worrel and uh hey Vern,
Now we're gonna do this DNA tester.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
We're gonna see all like, uh it's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Around right now. He would be doing twenty three and
me commercials.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
Oh for sure, it end up like The S and
L where Christopher Walking meets his family and everybody. It's
like a version of him and who he played.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Right, Yeah, hey, Matt, do Italian again.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
No I'm not doing that. That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
I thought, well, that's just from hanging out with Joe
for as long as I have.

Speaker 10 (01:11:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Well, this has been a fun episodean, but it's time
we eighty six the podcast. Before we go, we do,
we have to night storm the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
I got a nightst on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
I got a real us coming out all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Before we go, though, we have one last segment, and
this one's called human Yelp Reviews. That's for you, Dean Bunny.
You get to review the podcast. You can either review
the podcast as a whole or join myself individually. You
can use a five star metric or as many stars
as you'd like, and whenever you would like to start.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
I'm just giving you five stars. I mean because and
I'll tell you why, because you invited me on it.
Otherwise you'd still be at one star. Well, I see
maybe three because I've seen you both perform. We got
to see you guys at Beaver Island Comedy while my
wife and I were on my anniversary weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
That was awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
And Joe, Joe, I know you do the good cause
with the with the animal thing and I'm an animal
lumber too, so you up to three and a half.
But now that you had me on it, five stars. Man,
this was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
You know, I always love a nepotism review. That's I'll
tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
There do count.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
They count just as much as the all the reviews
as well, Like they got me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
They have the same weight now.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
And it's just nice to do this with you guys
other comics, you know, you know, to to see you
guys in a different setting.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
And yet this seems very natural to you guys. You're
having a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
It was. It was awesome. It a little too natural
for us at this I'm enous. That's a lot of fun, all.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Right, Dean. How do our listeners follow you?

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
Probably just on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
I don't really have a huge, like, you know, website
thing for my comedy, but uh on Facebook it's deem
Bundee Comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Love it. Where are you gonna be?

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
I don't have a show until August seventh at the
Dugout in Modernina.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, comed window.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
It's windows, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
I headlined there in June.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
It is a lot of fun, great place, yep.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
And then then I'll probably go back in to start
booking Big Guy's barbecue shows. Uh this fall winter, you
know it's kind of coming into that season. We'reingo more shows.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Just just just just be just be on the lookout.
He'll pop out of nowhere. Or for those shows, you guys, yes,
all of a sudden, out of a vent, big guys.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Yeah, if there's a ladder in a hole in the ceiling,
he's gonna scare the sh He's up there for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
That should just be here the next time you do
a commercial for one of your shows. It's just just
be you popping out of like a vent.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Hey, oh my god, that was such a great idea.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
We could we could build and well, you don't have
to do it for real anymore. Let's just build you leo,
a fake crawl space.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
To come out.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Yeah, it's it's like big enough. It's like we don't
have to go. We don't just send a small person
in to drag you out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
If you're back there, you go again.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
We don't want to out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
We don't want this to become like one hundred and
twenty seven hours or something.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Yeah, like you gotta chew your hand off.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
Be just a finger for me. I couldn't do anymore.
But I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I couldn't eat more than a finger, Joe, how do
people follow you?

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Instagram photographizing? That's the word photograph I z I n
g H.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
I got a bunch of shows coming up, but I
can't remember any of them. And uh, because it just
you go find me, Like Jesus, I put them up
on the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
You go look at the date, for fuck's sake.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Putting on the thing. You do it with the stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:15:33):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yeah, you not on the thing with the day. If
you don't know, then I don't want you there right Uh,
but uh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
I will say August ninth. Uh, Sissyphis Brewing, We are
a Uh. It's a stand up show for Midwest Animal
Rescue Services, Uh, the the rescue that I work for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Matt's going to be on it, Shannon's, Shannon Paul's, and
like literally every one of.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Our old guests. It's besides John de Boor.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
I'm gonna get him on the that's his reasons for
not doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
I've performed there We comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Yeah, I love Sissyphis is wonderful. Sam. Sam is an.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Epic pot, former podcast guest, former comedian like knows how
to like he built that show. Yeah, he made as
a Yeah, it's awesome. Uh and it's gonna be bananas.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
It's gonna be a banana show.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
It's it's all headliners.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
We're gonna do. This is the first of many.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
It's uh, yeah, it's it's gonna be an epic show.
And all proceeds, all ticket sales go to the Midwest
Animal Rescue. They go togs and cats.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
All right, awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
I think love to get guys, and I probably have
you both out there together.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
If you don't want you, you don't want that, you
don't want us together, it's like a.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Reason no, no, we're totally going together. This is gonna
be great.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
It's gonna yes, it's And Maddie, where.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Are you gonna be? What do you got going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Well? You can follow me on Matt Dohima on Facebook
and Instagram. I am at that Matt Douima on Blue
Sky and I almost said the T word. Nope, not
on that, not on that, But I am on TikTok
I'm at that Matt Duima on TikTok, so follow me there.
Other than that, you know, follow me, I got. I
got plenty of stuff coming up here, more of the
stuff in the late summer and fall. I kind of

(01:17:36):
took a little time to myself to be saying this summer,
which is nice. But every Wednesday evening in the race
basement of the Red Carpet Nightclub, I host the Keller
Comedy Open Mic, one of Minnesota's longest running stand up
comedy open mics, going on nine plus years. The doors
open at eightish, the show starts at nine ish. We
have thirty two on Speer Pictures for only six bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Come on down. We've been having great crowds. You don't
want to miss it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And then the last Saturday in July and the last
Saturday in August, we have the Beaver Island Comedy Series
Damn Fine Comedy. We just had the show on June
twenty eighth. We sold the place out. We were packed
for Jason Scholmer and we'd love to do it again.
For D'Angelo Funches coming up this July twenty sixth, and

(01:18:21):
then for the wolf Dog Comedy Boys on August thirtieth,
So those are gonna be both be fun shows and
then we're gonna be back to weekly shows starting in September.
Keep your eye out on that for Beaver Island Comedy Series.
We love that place, damn fine comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Follow the Place, follow.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
Astrons. So I highly recommend you should.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Follow the podcast at Awful Service podcast across all platforms.
Email us your stories of weird places you've popped out
of at at Awful Service podcast at gmail dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
There's gonna be a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Of the only thing I've popped out of is my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
I get scared bystanders.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Yeah, it's just like did you pick aboo the doctor
on your way out?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Where private baby just wink at me here. Thank you guys, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
You for being on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Dean. Use the pleasure and as fun as always.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Night store, nice storm is such a cock, and have
a good night.

Speaker 13 (01:19:34):
It's time to count the till, sweep the floors and
mapa spills, say good night, dispose of the trash.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
And turn out the light.

Speaker 13 (01:19:47):
Tell me why I try and it's so damping its
li So I'll take my tips. My services have earn
me this make I will find a way of frothing now.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Account my and lock the door.

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