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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Friday, April twelfth, nineteen eighty five, the teen sex comedy
genre is in full swing, and quite frankly, you can't
get enough.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The new box has appeared at B Side Video Rentals.
The classic eighties dwee adorns its cover with knee high socks,
one tennis shoe, and a single scuba flipper. And he
carries dozens of props and is about to step directly
into a hotel pool where a pretty blonde awaits with
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a wow, I'll look on her face. A pair of
frat boys laugh with a couple of girl background enjoying
their fraternity vacation. Welcome to be Sad Video Rentals.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm Jeremy Briggs and I'm Jenny Winger.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hi, Jenny, Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm trying to come down from the high of seeing
Barbara Crampton and Kathleen Kenmont's boobies.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know, like.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I mean, I've been slowed like a dang butterfly.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
To talk about it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh, yes, it's my favorite thing that's happened so far
this year. I had a New Year's resolution to make
twenty twenty four the best year.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yes, and it's a arbarad did that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
She did that for me even just looking at the cover,
getting shy like I'm about to do this.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And you know what it's all about right now The News.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
April twelfth, nineteen eighty five of these You're not.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So current events. Tennis star and number one ranked John
McEnroe was ousted from the five hundred thousand dollars Buick
WCT finals after losing to number twelve ranked yokum Nystra.
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A result, McEnroe said he didn't fifteen love. I didn't
shift to love a girl.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Tension is high at the forty ninth Annual Master's Tournament
at the Augusta National Golf Club as Gary Hallberg leads
by a single stroke, but it's obvious that last year's
winner Ben Crenshaw would be leading if he hadn't had
that stroke.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh gosh, that stroke did him in.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, strokes do that to people, you know, rah Y.
The Master's Committee, the Master's Committee came close to admitting
there was a defects in this year's course when the
chairman Ord Hardin said the greens are too fast and
too software his liking. Coincidentally, those are the same words
he used to describe his why got him?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Got him? You think he's ever been called out for
having a hoard on in public. His name's Horde.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's a terribul fucking name.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Three men were indicted yesterday on charges of conspiracy to
sell five million dollars of heroin out of their rest.
Authorities became suspicious when one of them was accidentally served
smacaroni and cheese.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I love that lazy they've got spaghetti with that china
white saw.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Think I someone that had black taro root soup. A
grocery chain that sold milk linked to an outbreak of
Salma milla poisoning. It has agreed to clean up milk
dumped into sewers and storm drains that run into a
near by creek. Authorities are concerned it will be dangerous
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for pets who will drink from the creek and children
who play in the sewers. That was me, So be careful, Jenny.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I will be on the lookout. Thanks for looking out.
The Swedish Navy fired anti submarine grenades today at a
suspected foreign submarine near the entrance of Calsham Harbor. After
the ordeal, they all went out for anti submarine sandwiches.
The book Lesbian Nuns Breaking silence has officially been banned
by the Roman Catholic Church. Father Connolly, spokesman for the
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Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston, referred to it as sensationalism,
and I, for one agree anything with Lesbian's is sensational.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's sensational. Influential interior designer Angelo Dongi died of pneumonia
on Wednesday. The funeral service is next Friday. So for
those of you looking for the next trend and casket interiors,
now's your chance. Get on it, girl, get on it.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Today, the Illinois Supreme Court agreed to decide the constitutionality
of city and state laws prohibiting the Chicago Cubs from
playing baseball at night. The law originated in the nineteen
thirties because people were uncomfortable watching others gulp slopping dogs
in on the dark.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Just gulping a dog is disgusting. If I weren't being
and then mostly gay, I am now. Scientists say a
new laser has measured the distance to the Moon within
an inch. However, there are some skepticism seeing that some
male scientists can't agree on the size of an inch.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's hard to agree.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Agriculture officials in Florida sat twenty one hundred traps on
trees attractive to Mediterranean fruit flies to prevent infestation. I
think it'll work because by Florida's standards, these trees are
a solid eight. They're sexy trees.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So the sexy trees.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Officials tried to make the trees more attractive, but couldn't
figure out where to put the nipple tassels.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I love that joke. I don't care. I just I
just want to see people searching for tree nipples.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I also just like the word nipples. I mean, tennies
is good, but nipples, nipples, that's what you're like. Aunt
used to call them. Oh, my nipples are sore. I
must be getting the red chafing shaped and then nipples.
I try to wear a logo shirt without a bra
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and that really hurts her nipples. I don't know how
guys do it to.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
The Pentagon announced that the Senate had approved the promotion
to the rank of four star general to two retired
lieutenant generals. Unfortunately, the four stars came from Gene Siskel,
who I rarely agree with.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He misses the mark often.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I don't agree with you. Jeane Oh, goodness. Frank Lloyd
Wright's remains were exhumed late last month, creating an uproar
among family members and former associates. The exhumation and cremation
were performed in fulfillment of the dying wish of his wife,
Olga Von. Representatives of the Lloyd write a Strait estate said, plainly,
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on him up to do it on.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I love that joke. President Reagan is revamping cabinet councils
is named. He's named two key aids who will supervise
all aspects of domestic and economic policy. This marks President
Reagan's first public acknowledgment of the existence of AIDS.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh my god, that's such a smart joke, Jenny.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm a smart earl, and AIDS is really in right now.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Hot topic is a hot button subject. A Sunday newspaper
supplement Parade has been denied magazine status from the Publication
Information Bureau for a second time, stating that there's just
not enough maga in their zines. I swear maga wasn't
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a thing, so that that I think much.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We're happier if it didn't make me think of a
horrible person.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Dear mom, Okay, what engineers today contained a leak that
threatened a key drug processing experiment and proceeded with preparations
for launching the Space Shuttle Discovery on a five day voyage.
They contained the leak by not drinking too much before bedtime.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That'll do it sometimes. Yeah, that's how I got through
seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's what I got through last week.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And finally, the Chilean military junta, how do you say, Johnson?
And finally, the Chilean military Punta approved a treaty today
that settles its century old sovereignty dispute with Argentina over
the Beagle champ. But what I'd really like, Chili to
prove this a little cheddar and sour.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Give me some of that shadowy cream girl breed on
you some job? Sure not so good.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
If we had friends. We don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They turned it off, Yeah for sure. So how how
are we going to start with this? You know what
I would like to do? Let's talk about fraternity vacation.
But I got a couple of reviews, A little oh great,
Gene Ciscil and Roger Ebert reviews. Bring it back to siskel,
you little.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Let's see if I can finally agree with this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, here we go, Roger Ebert. This is just a
small little blur about his As he said, don't get
me wrong, I have nothing against dumb sex comedies. All
I object to is the fact that Fraternity Vacation is
playing with a half deck, the male half. The men
are characters and the women are objects. I give it
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one out of four stars. Gene Siske gives it zero stars.
And he said he had another dim witted college sex comedy,
a film that doesn't have a single redeeming facet, not
a single one, not a single redeeming facet. I I mean,
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do they have a point.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, because the ladies are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Because they're objectively beautiful. That's a redeeming quality. It's a
teen sex comedy. That's what those movies are, all of
them there. It's from the horny male perspective, because you
want those little teenager I get it, and you can
jump in anytime.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well, you know the certain facts that this was actually
written by a female. Before we listen at them, I'm like, well,
that could be a boy or a girl name Yeah,
there's no way a woman did this. And a woman
did it, And then I was like, proud of her.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well, we will just I think we're gonna definitely explore
that a bit later. For me, I want to just
because there's a certain part that I want to discuss
Lindsey Harrisson, yes, the writer of this, but I mean
that's that's what these movies are. They're always about sneaking
a peek in the opposite sex. Yeah, you might be
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able to argue not enough from the female perspective.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I mean, it depends on what kind of female you are. Like,
I don't want to look at balls. Oh I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Wouldn't be great. Event was just like that was a
sub genre of the eighties teen sex company. It was
just balls. It was just balls.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Of gross.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Look, do you think that this genre really works that
well today today?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh? No way.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I mean just getting even on the low budget B
movie realm, you know, because you have all those that
ongoing American pies that just keep.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, I mean the thing so they have to it
is euphoria where they just objectify girls who are playing
teenagers and it's like those gratuitous sex scenes for those roles,
but there's nothing wacky about it. They're all like I'm
fucking un drugged.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
The thing about like this genre to me is just
like I don't understand how they're still doing some of
these because you know, back then five bucks to rent
a movie was a small price to pay for some boobies.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh yeah, now, and then you had to really like
this is the deal, like when I would go to
my local video rental store in like third grade, mind you,
and I was renting these kind of movies where you
had to go to the back room.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
But you under the little saloon doors that supposed to
chase my phone, took me in.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Get you know they're gonna learn out of a cigarette inside.
Just get it on your head. As long as you're
going to leave me alone and only bother me when
you want a grilled cheese, just do it.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I just don't think there's that that desire anymore for
that Jenner. I mean, I don't know. I don't talk
to a lot of fifteen year olds. I was in
third grade, bro, Seriously, seriously, I don't talk to twelve
year olds.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Where's the point when you try to convince someone too much?
Where is that headline? Because that would be just right
on this side.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You've been really trying to find it. You've been going
like nobody's okay, cherry, but.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Everything's you just you can do it on your phone now,
everything's just there. So why spend five dollars on a
movie room? These kids have it easy.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
They do. But like somebody says, hey, can I see
your phone out?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No? No, you'll check my search history.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Do you know how lucky I am?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
It didn't exist, wasn't a thing.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh my god, because it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The things they're dark.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
My first time seeing boobs was sleep Away Camp, Okay,
and it was the Sleepway Camp. I can't remember what
number is when they lawn mowed the guy's head off, like.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
They don't like. The first one of those I saw
was three. I don't know why. It was the first
one I watched. Yeah, I don't know, like which I
don't think the first one was accessible exactly Like this
one looks like boobs, So I'm getting it. I'm in.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So I was like, my first time seeing boobs is
with the first time seeing a head get lawn moto.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
So I think of those two things.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
To get.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Every time you hear a lawnmower. What's going on over there?
Let's talk about these movies? So let's do it with
a lot of those those sex romps of the eighties.
They off tended to feel a bit, you know, running gun,
not necessarily running gun, but look, super low budget cinematography
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is always kind of a little men, little grimy, grungy
bunch of rag tag filmmakers going out there to do that.
Fraternity Vacation does not feel that way.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, And it has a big artistic It has a
big artistic choice in the beginning with a black and
white opening for Iowa.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Iowa is black and white train of thought.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, yeah, such a boring world.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
At least that's the subject that I understaid. Don't come
at me, Yeah, is that what.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I really liked about the opener one of my favorite
elements of it, other than the introduction of this is
what you're going to get, Like, this kid's a total loser,
and these two guys are like somewhat cool, but you
can tell that they're just like barely surviving as cool
guys even they're right on the line. And then the
dad comes and he's basically like, I'm going to get
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a sauna in a jacuzzi to your front house if
you'll get my son laid basically and it's like what and.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Not only is it our main character's dad, he's also
the dad on alf yeah it, which is.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
A lot of like cool crossovers in this Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So and and so. Before we get into the cast itself,
let's talk about the director. The director of the Muppet
movie Wow made this little horny, misogynistic sex rump. I
think the movie succeeds in a way of having charm. Yeah,
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is it super funny?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I mean, like I didn't have a lot of laugh
out loud moments that I think were them being purposely funny.
I was mostly laughing. I think, like I don't want
to get ahead of myself, but things like them locking
someone in a sauna for fun, like he's gonna die,
Like you can die from that? So like it those
kind of things that are just so absurd that I
laughed right the absurd.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I didn't feel like the jokes necessarily hit, but I
just thought it had charm and heart to spare. But
you know, personally, I don't usually think sex romps are
very rompous. No, yeah, I don't. I don't find so
much humor in a lot of them, like Porky's and
Revenge of the nerds. I didn't connect with them the
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way other people may have. But I don't know. Let's
let's talk to you.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
This lead guy, though, he was the most awkward, Like
I'm sitting here like I know a lot of people
have swung and miss at this, but I was thinking, like,
what is this guy like in real life that he
can be this way? Like his movements, all his manners
and his faces, the way that he spoke, the f
fact and how he spoke. I was just like, you're
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referring to wild.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You're referring to Stephen Jeffries, twndel wend Oh, yeah, Stephen Jeffries.
He you magno him from Fright Night, Fright Night, Yeah,
fright Night. He plays Evil ed and Fright Night. Like,
once we get out of where did you say it was? Ohio?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh ioa Iowa? One of those.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Over there, somebody who stayed in Nevada in California, I'm oh,
I don't know the country. So once they get out
of that, we go do where do we go?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Palm Springs, Mom Springs.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Where everything everything's and we hit but Anana Rama boom
Banana Rama has like five songs on here, but this
first one shy boy, we go directly into a montage
or practically, they get to Palm Springs, realize he's a dork,
and within the first minute we are in in your
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classic makeover montage, which in in most like romantic comedies,
happens at the thirty to forty minute. Yeah, this happens
at just now. We're men. Yeah, we don't have time
to sit with our hornings.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
We are boners. Okay, you're gonna ruin our boners.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So there's a real silly, over the top makeover and which,
by the way, like.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I know you and I have already spoke about this,
but for people who have been to Palm Springs, it's
the gay retirement community. You're selling it. I'm moving today.
The fact that they make it out like Panama City
or something, it's just like what for people who actually
go to Fall Strings and like, when is it ever
clutch like this? Like is that what it was like
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in the eighties or is it just there? Right?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It was the hot spot And in fact, like when
first we didn't even get into our main characters. So
we have Wendel Whins, the dork. We have two frat boys,
Joey played by Cameron Die and mother whose real name.
His last name is.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Larry Truck Larry Tucker Tucker, Yeah, which I love that.
The mom says, I'm going to call you mother because
you take care of everybody. It's like, oh, yeah, saying
everybody's mom.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And the dad's like, mother Tucker. That's funny. And the
mom has no idea, but he's like a hipped.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
To it, yeah, because he's there in a bargain for
his son to have sex.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Right. Mother is played by Tim Robbins. Yes that Tim.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Robbins, married to Susan Sarandon. Oller, haughty, calm down, Jenny,
there's a storm within me.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
So they make it not when they make it to
Palm Springs the hot spot that we are now introduced
to two rival fraternity guys, Chazz and jac and in.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
The back seat the girls Kathleen Barbara Crampton, the dream
girls of all dream girls, my eighties crushes separately separately
this movie.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
So when I said, hey, hey, Jenny, what about this movie?
You were like if you and sist Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And what's so wild is I've accidentally worked with both
of them on movies, Like I was in the same
project with Barbara Crampton Fortells the Halloween. Never shot anything together,
but we saw each other along the way a couple
times at promotional things and stuff. And she actually is
friends with my husband. And when my husband we saw
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her at the one O one diner and and I'm
just a note while we're talking to her. I love it.
And then Kathleen, I did Black Mass the Black Mass
bar movie with last year, and I had a scene
with her in it, and I was just like this
in front, like I don't I can't even tell you
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how much I'm in love with you, Like I'm in
love with you. I give you say the word, like
I'm moving in with you, now.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Give me.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
The signal.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Was that the signal we didn't agree on a signal which, okay,
you you looking scared and nervous. Is that the signal?
Is that the signal you look uncomfortable?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Is that it okay that my should we kiss?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So they're in the backseat and we have no idea.
Of course, first we assume they're the girlfriends. Girlfriends, Yeah,
but they're definitely not the girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
And they are it's like, we need to talk about
your relationship.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
They're just girls who are up for anything.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Ready to party.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You're like, what should we be? Yes, and those guys
are like, they invaded our spot.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, we on Palm Spring. Basically, so this is the
weirdest fucking prank I've ever seen. And the fact that
anyone thinks that female would go along with this prank
is out. It's just out of this world.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But like there, oh, so let's just explain it. They
go to the pool. Well, first they see a hot
lady through bo or a telescope. This will pop up
many times or is it a it's a camera because
Wendel is part of the Astrology Club or something like that.
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So they see Ashley through that and they're like, oh,
she's she's the Mountain major league. Yeah, she's a major league.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
We have to just go, you know, to then we're
not just the major.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
We don't have time to invest in the major.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
She looks rich, exact, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And so they go down to the pool and who
do they see so to ready, readily available women who
are very.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Easy for a minor league. And I'm like, yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You are.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
You are not worthy?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
So what were their character names in it? And Marianne,
Christi and Marianne. So they see Christy and Marianne, Barbara
and Kathleen and who are very eager to get into.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Oh, they need somewhere to go just relax for a minute.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Cool, And these guys are just like, hey, we scored already.
So they bring them up and then what do they
tell them? They say, we do everything together. Yeah, so
they're going to share a bed because there's only she's like.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
A queen size. It's so great. I just think there's
nothing better than four people in a queen bed. Oh okay,
And so the guys go and get in the bed
and they start making it out, making out, but they
guy taking out for first.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Of all, the guy, did they make out before the
guys get naked?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
They they go before the guys get naked, because they
start making out, and so they're laying on top of
that and he immediately goes to holding her butt. He's
got his hands on Kathleen ken months. But it's going.
And then they get up there untied my top and they.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Step each other.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, and the guys still have their swim trunks on
at this point, they strip each other and they're completely
one hundred percent naked everything at all. And then it's like, oh,
hold on, we'll be right back. And they go out
and the guy's like yes, and I start ripping the
sheets off and take their swim trunks off, and they're
in there ready, And then they hear the girls, yes,
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talking about having herpes. My doctor says that they're working
on a cure for herpes, and the guys are, oh god, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
First of all, what are the odds that both of
them are like, right, we have to bail because we're
gonna get herpies. One of them would.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Be like one of them would be like, I'll work
on them. What are the.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Chances that's the end of their prank. The guys are like, no,
we gotta go, we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
They say, someone died and they're going to a funeral.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Right, But you have, like you brought this prank to
a point. You invested a full strip makeout session in
front of these dudes.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Pussy's out, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
But but these guys strip naked, so they're naked in
bed together, and our two rival frant guys don't bust in,
rip the sheets off and take their pictures. No and sod.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
They say, welcome to pawn Spring, assholes.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
It's like you just it's like oh you got me,
but also.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Did you did you? I got like, I got a
strip show, I got to make out with hot girls.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah. So uh, poor poor prinking on that prink. I
mean it's the eighties. You could have been like, yeah
you bet your zoop day bullying.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Was so extreme back then. It's like, this is how
we're pranking you now and later we're going to try
to kill you.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh, the the frat boys see Ashley. So these guys
have already seen Ashley. Frat boys Ashley. And here is
where our insiding incident for all you riders, Yes happens.
These two day two rival groups make a surprise surprise sex.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Bet, sex bet one thousand dollars who can bang Actley first?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
So it is on.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
It's on on popping.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
So we're at the club with a DJ that's on coke.
Is what you're telling? That's fantastic. They give it.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
They give him the print.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yes, don't they give the typical you know, we don't.
You don't go too high. You have to know who
you are. Yeah, you're kind of at York, so you
go mid range. You can't go out of your league.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Oh, DJ Madman Mac Genevieve in formed me that that
was his snake j munt. Uh. Yeah, So they tell him,
don't go out of your league, and then they pick
a beautiful girl. Oh what about her? It's like she's hot? Yeah,
like right, But then they tell him exactly what to say,
(29:38):
and I like the progression of it's like three steps
until they're talking about a.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Blow job, which well because he goes up there and
he does the typical thing, which I.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Buy you a treat.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
By the way. The actress that uh plays Nicole, Yeah,
Amanda is it Beers from Married with Children, Married with Children, Yes,
who she also co stars with Stephen Jefferies in Fright Night.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yes, Marcia Darcy from Married with Children who actually Casper
my husband was in Married with Children and I got
to have like a lunch with her at a con
one time. She's actually insanely lovely.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
They Yeah. So Fright Night came out like six months
six or seven months after fra turning a vacation, so
they worked back to back phones together.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Well yeah, they actually did have cute chemistry together.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I thought they did. And so like this whole thing,
she's you know, blowing them off. Can I buy you
a drink?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Would you like to dance doing all those and she's
and she's, oh, heavens, no, I'm not interested. Well, then
I guess a blow job in the parking lots out
of the question.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Man with a sense of humor. Let's go get some
ice cream, and you know, you there's just like stars
in her eyes about this. But I was like, what
the hell where is this going? And then you you know,
later on get why, which we'll get to, But at
first I'm just like, how in the hell did this
(31:20):
turn like this?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
But it does, like it does start off kind of nice.
Once her walls are broken down, they do go get
ice cream, they talk.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
The other guys think he scores because he made it
home first, and the rule was he was ever back
with a lady first, gets the big thea that you
have to sleep in the bunk beds.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, and he's like serenading her.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
And Wayne Newton. It's just like we're going to Newton Impressions.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
And she didn't go up and leave, so like, oh,
she just really like him, Like she seemed to be
genuinely enjoying.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, And I do think that they like you understand
their chemistry and you're like, oh, Okay, this totally feels appropriate. Yeah,
they did very well in their chemistry read they had
to it.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
They did not tell part. Yeah it was good. So
then this is the thing that I really like. It's
the next day at the pool where they come up
with a stupid plan to be like, hey, you got
to get over her. She didn't like you because how
rich you are.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
To hit on Ashley. So her mother and Joey are
come up with a plan to hit on Ashley because
they see Wendells like, oh, she felt sorry for him
and then liked him, so we.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Have to do We got to do that, We got
to make her feel sorry for you. So Tim Robbins
is his character mother is taking the hit of being
the wingman and not getting to be with her. So
Joe is.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Sad, chance because he's tall.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
He's tall like a lot of women.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Just watch that Trump's a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
It sure does. H So he does a really great
performance of over dramatizing this breakup and she seems interested
in like listening, and then Chess comes in in a parachute,
a parachute landing in the pool hype, and everybody.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Up about like about sex advice. Sorry, guys, my book's
coming out. It's about sex.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
What why are you doing this?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
But everyone except Ashley is impressed.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah, Dawn, I mean back then, like how random would
it be for a parachute man to just come and
land in the middle of pool? Like that would have
been something everybody would have paid.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
A ten would have been. But then the moment he
gets out and then is like, I'm promoting my sex book.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh never everyone, Oh, is that what this is? And
hand me my beer.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
And so then we get a lot of like back
and forth of like trying to impress Ashley and yeah,
probably my favorite of all of them is when uh
chess in like walks into her aerobics yoga studio. Yeah,
it's a yoga aerobics class and they have a Pomel horse.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Of all the things, why does why is there? This
is not Jim, but I love that his shot is
him just doing like this, and then it's a shot
of legs doing legs.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Doing actual things, and then.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Him is so dumb.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
And then he's like showing her how to do this.
Oh yeah, that's right, because.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He comes in and he's like, really, what what my
book's about is about? Like your body and being physical
and learning how to.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It makes us East and West Okay, just such a
fucking weirdo. And he's always talking with that weird voice.
By the wait, by the what, just the The only
thing that I want to say about the sauna is
how fucking crazy it is. Then that's the prank that
(35:22):
the Chaz and jac pull and then is okay, you guys,
don't get too hot, and then they lock them and
sauna to die. And then so they get out and
Tim Robbins sees that Ashley's coming. She's like, this is
gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
They like, don't do it.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You've got every reason to live. Let me in there.
Don't do this, and every he's gonna kill himself because
he's so set over losing this girlfriend. And then Ashley
is a kind person. But what I love is she's like,
get him out, take his trunks off, and pour cold water.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You do all of this stuff. I'm going to give
you all this medical advice, but you strip him naked,
you do these things. And Trones is like, I don't.
Mother's just like I don't want to do all of that.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But I was the first time the hot lady sees
his penis to be when it's cold water being poured
on it and he's laying there like the flaccid dick.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'll put myself on that list.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I just want to thing, this is my favorite scenes
with the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
That's why he convinces her that, and she goes like, yes,
I will, I will take him out. How can I
help right? How can I help him?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I want to make sure that he's.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Okay, a woman to listen to him.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
With no sexual pressure at ye all, like really emphasizing
he doesn't want the pressure of boobs in his face.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
No, you just want someone to listen to him. He's
a sensitive guy right now, has just had his little
penis sprayed with cold water in front of you. Okay, harmless,
he SEMs, harmless. I'll take him, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
So then they set up because really all they need
because there's a discussion with the rival frat of how
are we going to prove prove it? How are we
going to prove that you scored? Well, we have to
find out ways to prove it. So Mother and Joey
set up the camera on top of the roof to
prep so that they can get pictures ready, so that
(37:36):
they can get, you know, their proofs of the happenings
of that night. Yeah, and while they're setting everything up,
Ashley's in there and she's changing, and you know, mother
is like taking pictures of her topless the whole time,
(37:56):
going I'm so bad. This is bad. Behave if you're
and he keeps doing her this is perverted. But I
am a terrible person. He's straight like like that is
going to for an audience that's gonna calm us and
be like, you know, Okay, it was wrong. He knew
it was wrong, but he did it, which I don't
(38:19):
agree with, but he knew.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
And what I love is that there's a woman who
was hired just to be her body double. There was
the most objectified woman in the whole film. Pierce is
a closeup of just her, but like the whole picture
is just her crack and her cheeks. There's a shot
and then just just her tits, no head, just her tits,
(38:43):
and she's like mob.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
But to movie, Darling, this book, to movie, you said
my kids weren't big enough to do anything, But I
came to prove you wrong. You said they were worthless
and men wouldn't appreciate them. They're too small. But just
what book now you said one a little off centered,
(39:09):
uh huh. But they're Hollywood famous now, Mama, it's like
it's a New World picture.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
She goes to the premiere of this movie. Oh who
were you? How is it in the movie? I was
the titties and the butt that gott.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
That's the booby insert Oh Lord, thanks that we do.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
This is gonna lead me. I might get an agent
after this.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Like I I remember I booked something and it was
one of the producers of sign film and they were like, yeah,
like it's gonna be a little degrading of a role,
but like you're like in sexy lingerie and you know,
you're playing like a music video flu I'm like okay,
So I go and the director says to me, now
(40:01):
and the person cast is the lead in this was
an eighteen year old boy and at the time I
was like twenty five. And they were like, okay, now,
pretend like you're blowing in and I was like no,
and they got so mad at me, and I was like, well,
I fucking just wasted my day. So, like I felt
for this woman, the titty woman, so much of that
(40:22):
moment because I've been the girl they tried to bully
into doing weird ass shit.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, you're gonna if you're gonna like book me, that's
gonna be in my like you've got that's something you
gotta list. Yeah, and that's that you can't do it.
But like you got to list it. You can't just
spring that on.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Someonech So here's my speculation. My speculation is that they
told her, oh, it's brief nudity, and then it's just
zoom in on her actual private parts. She go, oh, like,
I get to like move around, No, keep moving?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Why why is it she just happens to be an
expert on lenses. Wait, what why are you lens? Lens?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
That's a very intimate lens. We're getting your whole.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I thought this was a wide shot your whole. You
said we were getting the whole thing, not the whole
the hole.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh yeah. I related to her a lot in this
moment and feel bad for her. This was the This
was a low point for the film in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
One, I don't think it's the lowest point.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
We haven't met the chief police officer yet.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Oh when when when was d part? When did when
did Wendall.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah, So he goes out with you know, like he
starts actually dating Wendell starts actually dating what's her name,
Marcy Darkon's what I call her Nicole, And she says, oh,
my dad wants to meet you, and he's like okay.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Wendell accidentally, yes, so accidentally falls off the roof and his.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Paints cause he's looking because they had had his taile
thing and his telescope camera on the roof, so he's
up and like oh, and he starts to diddle in
with it and then he falls and slips hanging from
the roof, his pants fall down, and then he lands
on the balcony of this older fat lady.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
In Palm Springs, Yes, who's like this little pervert's joying
to rape.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Maybe, so Wendell's going to jail and Wendow's in jail
while they're out on the date. Right when he's on
the day with Ashley, and he acts like he go
and die. Joe acts like he's just going to dine
and needs to go into Ashley's apartment to light down,
and she's comforting him, and then he attempts to rape.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I don't know if it's I'll disagree I don't think
it's an attempted it's.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Then, oh god, booked for attempted rape.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
True, but I'm saying it is sexual assault because he
was just trying to like get her on the bed
and make out, forced to get a picture, and this
this little scene here, I want our on set speculation
because not the actual forcing sexual assault that is happening,
(43:27):
but for mother's reaction on the rooftop.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
He's blowing it.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Because like it keeps coming back to him, and you know,
it's just the director in him. And yeah, Okay, she's
putting her or she's helping him down on the bed,
she's comforting him. Oh god, good, good, good, okay, great, great,
killing he's assaulting her. You're blowing, dude, But don't don't
(43:57):
overdo it, because he's still one of our leads. So
we still have to like him. Oh but oh shucks, Oh,
George really messing it up for us, buddy. But it's bad.
It just felt like he was stuck in the middle
of like 's assaulting him her. Yeah, but we still
(44:18):
have to like him. Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
We've all been on those sets as actors. We've been
on those sets where you don't get to see what
you're reacting to, and then you see everything cut together,
You're like, I would have reacted differently to that.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
It was definitely not like he grabbed her and is
trying to like wrap his legs around her and just
stick his tongue down her throughat like like very forcefully.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
He's like, I'm sorry I was. It's okay, but you
do have to leave, but.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I'm gonna like put my foot down and very kindly
ask you to leave.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
It's like, no, I'm callm the fucking police if you
don't get the fuck out of here. But no, She's like,
it's okay.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I understand that you're going to kind issue. You have
some problems right now, and I understand them.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
But Ashley's the character where I really like know a
woman wrote it. She's one gives it away. Ashley's character
is why I know it was.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
A woman, because she's just too she's.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Too accepting of this horrible behavior. Because then you know
that goes away and then they're all together and Wendell's
in jail and they're all really worried about it. But
then the next day Wendell gets released. Okay, but first
one he needs the to prostitutes in jail.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Well, it becomes.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Friends with him with them to the point that he
ends up bailing them out, and they they are at
the pool in the morning when the guys are in
the pool, like, where are we going to do? This? Sucks?
We're going to try to like trick people into thinkingly
yes or when we didn't get to fuck her kind
of thing, right, And then they see him with the
two personally like, well, honey wants some company. Oh that's fine,
that's really sweetening you guys, but I gotta get some rest.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Right, And so they're just like, what okay going on
with one doll?
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, Like Wendell gets all the babes. So Wyndell comes
over and he's like, I only have like five and
a half hours before I have to rest and then
going and I'm not good if I don't have eight hours.
And you know what, Wendell me either, good for you.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
This makes him so relatable. I can't I can't be
off of five and a half hours of sleep.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
I'm going to be great and impressed parents.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Girls, same.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Press parents, Gee, money, just put the chat window is
a playout layout he is pulling. So Wendell's going to chill.
This is the day. And now this is where Chas
gets his shot with Ashley.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yes, because he comes over to he convinced her somehow
that he has this new method of working out that
is going to elevate it elevate without you know, the
typical thing that they always give you in every little class,
not class, but like, this is the workout where you
(47:10):
need very little. You don't need to it's not that
much time. It's only that you just have to do
it right, and your your life is gonna be different.
You'll see there.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
And he's like stretching and recording them making stretching sounds
to trying.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
To make it while you stressed. While you stretch, it helps,
it helps with the does it.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Hurt a little? So he's recording her doing this and
then they get they.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Both get on their backs and start doing an exercise. Yeah.
And this to me was the biggest, uh, the biggest
thing in the film where it was like, okay, we
had crossed lines, but this right here, to me was
the biggest.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
He immediately smashes his hand over her titties and gets
on top of her and the worst, like this is
the cringiest shit he tells her just let it happened.
I like, the person who wrote this has been just
(48:21):
let me finish. Don't be a bitch.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
It was uh that was a hard like wow, this
movie is really.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Going there? Yeah yeah, Like it was really intense. And
she's like, get apple and.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Like did you like I don't know if they sped
the footage up, but when she need him in the nuts,
that was such a jarring cut. Whatever they did, it
looked so brutal. It was such like a foam.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
And she's like, I don't need your fitness, but my god,
oh yeah, and gee gee did also mentioned our producer
editor and uh, she's a DP extort in there that
the cinematography in the stretching scene was beautiful. She looked
at Jelous.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
And for hend then to do that baby Angel that way,
it was even more dramatic of a term. She's like,
baby Angel, is that it happening?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I'd rewound. I watched that knee to the nuts ye
three four times?
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Has been to the nuts before?
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Not like that. I mean I used to play soccer,
so I've been kicked. I've been hidden by soccer balls
in the nuts. I've had plenty of nut damage, but
that with such a jarring like shot that I had
to keep watching.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
And he's like, does this mean you want me to lead?
That means it's tea time, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
The thing that I find interesting about like the dynamics.
Here we have the two frats, like, both of them
one thousand sexual assault on her are good guys heavy quotes. Yeah,
the evils they feel bad.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
They feel bad about how Chas is like Nick, whatever,
They're gonna run for Congress someday.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
I like, beer, okay, but Chads, Chads showed nothing. It
was like, don't you feel bad? Noll him on it?
Do you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
No cares A thousand months? Yeah, a shit, ain't no
thing to meat.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
So let's talk about Wendell meeting Nichole's parents. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
So when he's in jail with the prostitutes, the chief
police guy, they tell him this guy hates people coming
in from out of state and causeing trub and palm springs.
He has no tolerance for them. And then he comes
in and the chief of police is rude to the strip,
to the prostitutes, and and Wende was like, Hey, everybody's
innocent until proven guilty. Don't talk to people this way.
(51:13):
Like then he the she hates this guy, hate shut
up rapist you probably so just know that that happened,
And then I'll tell you I kind of saw it coming.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I knew right well. There was just always something off
about Nicole because she kept like the way she would
play things. You're like, you kept going like, what what
is going on with Nicole?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
She's the choices were a real.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Very sincere and then she'll do something We're like, what
was that? Yeah, that was a weird behavior.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
So when they're at brunch waiting for the Dad Show,
the waiter comes over and Wendell is like, hello, Siry
and like.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I straight laughed out loud, And that always, like, to me,
the funniest point in that filming because he's just like, hi,
sirve blah blah blah, that's such a great great to
meet you. Would you like a wine meant you?
Speaker 3 (52:13):
That guy knocked that role out of the park. That
guy was great. That's how you are a deepe layer
so good. And the wife is like, so like, what
who is this kid?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Well, tell me about yourself.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
Please bring us some bread. We'll wait for My parents.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Are the they own the biggest farm or pig farm.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Pig farm. He's a pig farmer. Did you know that farmer?
I did not know if.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I knew his parents are pig farmers. Are they rich? Yeah,
they're very wealthy. They own the biggest in whatever state
that was.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Iowa, Iowa, Iowa. You're like really like against saying Iowa.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I just keep For some reason, my brain wants to say, Ohio,
oh Hioya.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
They sound a lot of light.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
I have some sort of a dis learning thing.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Anyways, So then the dad comes in and dud dun
It's chief.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
But face immediately like beats the ship.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Out, calls him a rapist and beats him in public.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
And then we have a scene with Nicole quote unquote
apologizing to Wendell.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Who is broken, and what I love is he took
up for himself.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Stephen Jefferies played that scene so well, like was like
it was a heartbreaking sincere moment when she's like, I
didn't know this was and he's straight, You're smiling. He's like,
you were smiling. You wanted this to happen. I don't
know what's going on with you. I don't know what kind.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Of weird I thought you're a nice person, and now
I see that you're not a nice person.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
That's really disappointing for me. You try on both of
their parts. He was so well acted.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
And the whole rest of the movie they were so
over the top with everything, but how sincere they delivered this.
It was like a slice of a different movie.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah, And I mean I completely like that scene. There
were many scenes with Stephen Jefferies that I really was like,
I think he's.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Great in this He's great and yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Like that scene just broke my heart and I was like,
that's when I was just like, as bad as this
movie gets, as like harsh and uncomfortable and that it gets,
it has such heart because of this scene, those little moments.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, it just was his moments with the prostitutes, his moments, yeh,
Like even his moments. There are a couple of moments
he had with the guys that it was really sincere.
Library He's like, oh, I want the top onunk and
this is so cool. Like there were things about him
that were like little boy explorative, like naive, and I
(54:59):
really bought from him. That's always like, sometimes it's weird
to think how extreme he was as being a nerd.
It's like, but it feels real.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
He never and again like, uh, there's a specific point.
I want to discuss some of those things. But just
that scene, I just yeah, broke my heart and I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
And she looked really faced and she was like going
back into the gate like reevaluate.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, she she did have satisfaction after that.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
I mean, who are you gonna be when you're raised
by that person?
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Right? And she had this satisfaction of like my dad
and she had this weird relationship with her dad that
was hard to understand, but like I don't know, like
she that him sticking up for himself and calling her out,
it did affect her in the acting. And that was right,
very spot on.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Oh and then we're with the other guys who are
now to get other the frat boys, the rivals and
the yeah ones giving which by the way, are good guys,
which the local photographer guy and had him splice the
photos to.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Him. I didn't ask any questions, how.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
Did you get the photos of the naked girl?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah? I get it, I have been there, enquirer A
good point. How did they find.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, pond springs man, you know.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Hey, I got a guy, I got a guy?
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Yeah, Like what a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
So they're giving their evidence to each other. But while
they do their little meeting, of course Ashley spies.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
Ashley sees that this is happening and here's what they say,
and she comes in and she's So they come to
the agreement that because the photos took place before the recording,
that not JC and Chaz when but our guys Mother
and Joe Joey they win, so they take the thousand dollars.
(57:17):
So she goes in like what are you doing? Yeah,
I heard you, Like, be honest. Now you're all lying
to each other. You've used me on me, Like why
are you treating a person this way? And they're all
just like.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah. And that's the moment when like Joey's just like, oh,
you're right.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
It's so like I was caught. I mean they did.
He did feel bad after the thing, but like this
makes him feel worse because he was caught.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
He was caught.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah, And that was the moment where Chaz is like whatever, yeah,
just over it. Also, where did Barbara and Kathleen go? Right?
Speaker 3 (57:55):
It disappeared on that they're pranking other people. That's another
film yeah, I want to watch that film.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
So then Ashley storms off, but then joe is like
going after her. I'm really sorry, and you know, she's
like upset and she leaves.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Right and then the phone rings. It's Nicole.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
She wants to find it.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
She wants to find Wendell. We thought he was with you.
So what what do mother and Joey do? They put
Wendell as a priority.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
Finally they hot wire the Mercedes. They still Chas's car
and go to look for him.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Go to look for him. They go to the police
chief of Police's house, drive the car in a pool for.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
Drive the carn of the pool, just for fun. So
but then Ashley's.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Storming her what like, trying.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
To drive away from her problems, and sees that Wendell
is broken down on the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
But while they drive the car in the pool, those
guys get arrested.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Of course, yeah they do. The chief of police has well.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
They stop looking for Wendell and then we go into
Ashley going down the road, sees Wendalls trying. Yeah, he's
the jeeps broke.
Speaker 3 (59:20):
So they sit out and they and and for me,
this is Ashley again proving a woman wrote this because
after everything she's been through. I would see ANALYSI around
be like fucking die you prick, but she pulls over
and it's the bigger person. It's like, what's going on?
I broke down?
Speaker 2 (59:36):
And then they she did recognize him from from the
resort or wherever they're at, because they had one tiny
three second encounter at the pool very early in the
film where she jumps in and he was like sleeping
on a floating and it was like, oh, that was
an entire interaction. Yeah, So they have a long chat
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and she like, it's confused why and.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
She's not suspicious of him when he's friends with rape
Ma poul Like, she's just like, oh, treating him as
an individual, right.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
She treats him as his own person, and just being
like I know that you know these people, and but
why do you Why do you care what they.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Why do you care if they like you? And he
goes it's just so good. He was very honest with her, again,
very sincere about yeah, they think I slept with Ashley.
I didn't they think that? And you didn't correct them? No,
because it felt good to be liked. It felt like
they really liked me and she's like, gosh, it really
matters that much and said, yeah, being accepted feels good.
And so they have that really sincere connection. In that moment,
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he admits to her that he's virgin, and then he's like,
she's like are you. He's like are you? And she's like,
I say no, or just upset you and he's like no.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
It was a weird kind of a thing, And like,
I wouldn't have mind because from this point you realize, Okay,
I see what we're doing here. Yeah, we're gonna connect
our two people at the end of the stone and
we're going to get them the two that have been
through the most. Yeah, they're gonna be a couple at
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the end of it. And I understand it. However, I
would have liked more than a three second scene together
in the pool, like we should have had. She should
be more aware of who he is as an individual
throughout just small little things. They don't have to be
a lot that he is not involved, because how do
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you how does she know that she's that he's not
involved in this little scheme with.
Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
His see and let me tell you, like speaking of that,
like we thought, like after they get together, they go
back to the house and Wendell is in there with her,
and it is clear that they have slipped together, right,
and then Jasy's like, well, here's thousand dollars. I'll clearly
admit that we were out. He was ash face in
that scene. She doesn't react at all that because he's like, no,
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I don't want your money. What are you talking about? No,
I'm not part of that. But she doesn't even react.
It's like, you know him well enough after having a
roadside chat, so not to have reacted.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
That was a huge thing for me at the end.
It did feel like they pulled the rug out of
her character because like she.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Was, you know, she was the hardest to get and
then she's like, oh, you were nice to me on
the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Let's fuck but yeah, And it was just like not
only that, but like, I don't care that your friends
and she actually says to Joey. Joey straight up goes
to her and is like, I'm sorry, I was wrong,
blah blah blah. You know what, any friend of Wendell's
is a friend of mine. No, No, assaulted her. You're
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done sorry?
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Yeah, And in our producer Chaid Jesus said I'll show
them my facts. Strangers.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
It's like, yeah, just not you.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
I'll fuck a stranger, just not one of you fucking idiots.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I love The first time you and I spoke about this,
you were like with the moment and you see Wendell
and Ashley kiss, you were like, I didn't want like that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
I almost threw up. And I'm not joking, Like the
way that they kiss was so grossed me. Maybe it
just reminded me of my ex.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Let's talk about Lindsay Harrison, the writer. She uh so,
do you think that because there were moments in this
where I'm like, Okay, maybe the writing and the directing
something happened where because you know what.
Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I would like to get a hold of the script exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
And I searched as much as I could to find
information on her opinions on the film, anything she had
to see on the film. I could not find a
single thing. It's like she just.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I sold it back to the way.
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
It was like, did you write that as a way
to Because it is her first feature pretty much only
feature that was in a film in theaters, she did
multiple like TV movies and worked on a lot of television.
I think still comes in. I think she works on
days of our lives. Oh wow, soap opera stuff. She
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pops in and out, And I don't know, like because
part of me is like, what was it? Was it
you just being like, I have to give them the
script that they want because I know that these types
of things sell. Or was it kind of like a
harsher critique on it? Because there are moments like the
way that they assault her to me kind of feels
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like a statement. Yeah, and the way she reacted. There
are certain moments where I'm like, was she trying to
do something and then they just like pulled things back? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
I The way that I hoped it was was she
kept trying to get things made, kept trying to get
her script sold, and they couldn't, and so she was
looking at, Oh, I know what guys want, so I'll
give it to them, but in a way that highlights
what fucking pigs they.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Are, because I think that was successful, But I don't
think in order to get the point across that it
went far enough.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Oh wait wait, But another part that I loved is
the very ending of the movie. They're all in the
palms Ree apartment, you know, Christy and Mary in her back.
Everybody's having a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Mother isn't in the scene. At that point, the door
knocks and they're like, mother's here, mother, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Let's let's show him our butts. So everybody turns around
and they all loon and it comes in and it's
Wendell's parents and it like basically kills his mom and
his Dad's like all my dreams have done true. This
is great.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
More butts.
Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Yeah, yeah, you're definitely getting that, Sana. You're getting a
jacuzzi jat boys. So I just loved that. But that's
that's like the button on the end of the movie.
And then he tells Ashley, you know, I'll call you.
I'll call you. Yeah, and it's like, oh, they're so
keep in touch. And then you just know they never
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spoke again.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
You just know that it was done. She gave me
the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Yeah, Like, I can't believe this happened.
Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Bye. So the reason I wanted to talk about this
movie is like years ago, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
God, she said that there was a moment in that
ending sequence where a girl just runs in and shouts
cool ball and grabs just a regular ball, and that's
out with yes one of the little throwaway dialogue was
really fun.
Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
I did a sketch years ago where one of my
at IOW West, which is a comedy theater, used to
be a comedy theater. It disappeared, but I did a
sketch where because we always did Halloween shows and we
did them up big, and one of my writing partners
at that in that team, she was just like, she
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brought an idea was what if they did a sequel
to carry but it was a sex comedy. And I
was like Ellie and I and basically what I did
was stoley. I didn't just did that, just did it.
And I was like, is this worked for you Gray,
because that's what I do. I steamrolled my partners and
(01:07:48):
so like I spliced together a bunch of eighties sex comedies.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
They're coming for you now. Yeah, I admitted it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Coming into different Sissy's basic films and it was like
a sex comedy where she still had her her powers
and she's like making people's clothes fly off and things
and that this film I use like three or four
clips when and I was just like, I don't know
what this is. I have to watch this movie. And
(01:08:16):
you were like Barbara Granting Kelly.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I mean this was an easy sell for me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I do want to talk about MVP. Let's movie MVP. Yeah,
movie MVP.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
It's a tie for me with Barbara and Kathleen.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
I get that. I wish they were in it more.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I wish I had more of them. And I mean
because this is this is my favorite part is Barbara
Crampton's facial expressions while her titties are popping.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Out the best you know what that is my honor
mention is basically it's Barbara Crimpton's hair. It's this, Yeah,
it's her hair. It's like poofed out.
Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
It's she's electrocuted girls.
Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
She's serving Barbara Crimpton. I'm telling you, Barbara pen fluffy
Crimp's hair. I love it was so good anything about it. Yo.
For me, it's Steve and Jefferies, just because he was
the heart of the film for me, and like there
was this specific like so when you mentioned his pool
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scene when he's knocking everybody in that was obviously supposed
to be a scene where we got.
Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
A lot of laughs, so much anxiety. I just was like,
I would kill this guy. Like this guy, there would
be somebody who would get so fucking mad of their
radio and their food, Like you don't vacation into the pool,
Like he would have gotten his ass beat they he
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would have been emergency room and the movie would be over.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Like so like that scene, I just don't think it
got the laughs. Like say, if somebody like Chevy Chase
would have done that scene, he would have got a
lot of laughs out of it. He would have played
it in and milked it. But conversely, there's a scene
where he's in he's on the phone with his dad
(01:10:24):
the night after he hung out with Nicole.
Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
She's beautiful dad, and he's.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Talking dad and he's like just so, and he goes
into the refrigerator. He grabs milk. Yeah, which is we're
gonna see pop up a lot everybody drinking milk.
Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Hey drank milk in the bar too. When he just
told the event the waitress, she says every spectty she'd say,
this goes, oh, that's not me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
But he's on the phone with his dad, pouring milk,
going in and out of the refrigerator and he's tying
himself up in the telephone cord and he's like all
wound up. And then he hangs up and asks to
to climb out of it. Now he he plays that
so sincerely and like absent mind. It's so subtle and
not even thought of. It's not a joke. It's just him.
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It's Wendell being Wendel. Yeah, and it's so charming the
way he did it, Like whereas if Jevy Chase did that,
it would have been a two minute bit trying to
milk every little thing. But this was like, no, this
is not a joke, this is sincere.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
He was just trying to talk to his dad and
just gotten a jam.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
And that's like that was just like one of those
those things and that and that, like the scene with
Nicole and just being heartbroken, that was so there was
so much heart in all of that performance. That m
VP for him.
Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Now let's talk about remake, reboot, reimagining, remaster or sequel, And.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I'm voting reimagining as a dark horror comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Give it to me. What is this plot?
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
And it's the dark side of sexual assault.
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
It takes those sexual assaults way further. You want evidence,
all evidence, it's just like just concrete room chains hanging down.
Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, And it's like, like g said, just now in
the group chat Ashley's story actually.
Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Story, it's scary, is it from her perspective? Getting swamped
at all?
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yes, it's a POV. That's a gold chains and hairy chance.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I and do we keep it as a frats or
are they like rival sexual assaulters?
Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
What's your vote?
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Well, see, I go for a remaster. I want it
to be a good quality, and I would like a
remastered quality of the print, which it still looked good
even though we could only find it on YouTube. Yeah.
I know, I could order a DVD with a attached
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to like some other insane film. But I want a commentary.
I want a Lindsay Harrison commentary on the track, a
remastered track. I want her to talk. I want to
hear all that, like behind the scene stuff of it,
because honestly, I did enjoy it, as painful as some
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of the things were, and honestly not super funny, there
were funny moments. Yeah, there was so much heart to
the film that I and boobs. We don't need to
remake those boobs. They were made perfectly. They were made perfectly.
Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
And speaking of the heart in it, it was like
even the terrible for boys who had this rivalry, they
ended up helping get the other two guys out of jail. Yeah,
and the forces came together and it was like, you know,
this is kind of going to change the dynamic back
at Iowa, Iowa ioa ioa Iowa state. Exactly, it's gonna
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change the dynamic.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
There was some respect that happened over section.
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
They dropped the charges over them stealing them so well,
he didn't really steal it. They really borrowed it and
then drove it into a party and into a swimming
pool area. We're gonna forgiven. That's it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
We'll do We'll do our That is the movie. Now.
Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
I give it a ten out of ten. There are problems.
I enjoyed myself.
Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
I enjoyed myself as well. I'm not gonna rate it.
I'm not gonna raid anything. I'm not gonna recommend it
to anyone. I'm just used to say I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
I enjoyed it, enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
I had a good time watching it. Yeah, So that
brings us to nostalgia this week.
Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Special guest for a Nostalgia of the Week is the
Internet guy, Kevin Wainer.
Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
So, what's all follow on your internet? God coin? All?
So I went to ask to do the.
Speaker 7 (01:15:53):
Nostalga the week stop for during like a movie they
did about like college stop people a fraternity.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
And I was like thinking of, like, well, what am
I gonna do?
Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
But like when you're in college, like all you're doing
is eat cereal because you're like.
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Broke and you don't have any money or anything. So
I just wanted to talk about all the whole cereals
that totally are not around anymore and stuff like like
not like the odd ones like oh kay chalk you
uh Bloomberry, like Small's Crunch and stuff anyways, but like
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everything they got.
Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Popular like had its own cereal, like Nunja Turtles were
like Checks mix with Lucky Charm marshmallows, so if you
like checks and stale mollow, you probably really enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
And then they had like Grammars and Donkey Kong and
Batman Cereal, which we're all like just basically Captain Crunch,
but it didn't matter because like you know, Judice Model
and stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Also they had like Billy and Heads Excellent Cereal, which
just like it was made by the Puruna dog Chow
people and cat chow and horse chow and pig chow
and monkey chow and it's all true clearing to the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Which is like sometimes always right, but anyway, apparently they'll
make people shout to you. They also had Merklos and
if you remember Steve Burkall from Family Matters, she's freak cool.
And then mister T had cereal, which I don't know
about because Pee Harman used to eat it and but
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my mom wouldn't let me get it because well sometimes
she could be racist and stuff, which is sure not
to like, it's not okay to do that, Like, don't
be like if you know a person who is nostallgi
up for people being racist, like probably don't just like,
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not good, it was not good to do that. Anyways. Five,
that's my nostalgia.
Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
The other week, have a good one that to you.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Well, this was a really cool trip to spring Break.
Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yeah, Palm Springs. Who knew Palm who knew how beautiful
and colorful it was?
Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Or anything?
Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I think next time, I'm ready for a makeover that's
gonna make me look mostly the exact same as I am.
It's gonna be Palm Springs.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Well, it was good chatting with you. They'll see everybody
another time.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Yeah, next time, later. Taters are water.
Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
You just called me a tiner.
Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Gallup taters are delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Bye bye to
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Us.