Beep Beep, Michael Jeep Jordan

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, I'm on tour.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
He is on tour.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm doing some dates. I'm gonna be at Tempe, I'm
gonna be in Brea. I'm doing a bunch of casino
runs in southern California. I'm doing the Borgana and Atlantic City.
I'm going all over the place. Go to andre Santino
dot com for those tickets, and COM's type day tickets.
Go to the ticket San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm coming to you too.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm going all over Andrew Santino dot com. Two are
bad friends?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Asian d You too are disgusting?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
You too were bad friends.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So I gave you one to go to we spot
Why because you're sleeping in the studio. Because your apartment
there's some through a disaster.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
There's lead in the walls.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, how do you even know that? Dude? What do you? Superman?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Can you see through the walls at home?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Wait? Wait, can Superman see through lead or X ray vision?
He can't see through lead? I don't think.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
What do you mean he can see that there's lead
in the walls.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, Superman cannot see through lead.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's what I'm saying I just told you that.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
How can he not see through lead?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Out of all the things I can see through lead.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The guy can is faster than a fucking train. Yeah,
he can jump over a building that's fifty stories high.
Yeah he can't see through lead. I know, give me
a break.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
He can see through copper.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
But lead is known for its density and ability to
block X rays. That's why lead aprons are used in
medical settings to perfect patients and Superman from coming in
and taking over a small business.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
And Lex Luthor probably his fortress or whatever, he little
compound full of lead, full of lead. Yeah, anyway, I
gave you one hundred dollars. I don't know why we
got oh the lead at your apartment. And what I'm
going to say is then I said the go sleep
at WESPA, which is a Korean spa in Korean Koreatown,
open twenty four seven. It's a nice spa. There's a restaurant,
there's a bunch of facilities, drysan a work.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Over five to eight. It's hard to sleep in those beds. Yeah,
I'm just telling you why. Because they're short. They're for
little asia, not made for full sized adults.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, that was the big issue. But you also had
an issue with the cleanliness of it or no or no,
it's a very clean place.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
It was just the thing about like, because you are naked,
being naked with a bunch of strangers in like a
soup like hot tub is just very it's odd soup.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's what it felt like like.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I never had I went never, I never went the candors.
Can I get the we spa soup?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's what I felt like.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I was a boy, Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You wouldn't it's water. You would have never lasted a day.
In ancient Rome, we used to do that all the time.
Remember back in.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You and I do it, and we mixed it with
other species.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh yeah, there were monkeys running around.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, dude, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hey, honestly, this is my problem with this though. He says,
he goes, he can't the bed's too small, blah blah blah.
And I said, I already offered you to sleep at
the house multiple times, your house, turn it down. Yeah, oh,
he showers at my house. He showered there a few
times already. And I said, you're more than welcome, dude.
But he I think he likes the sadness of sleeping

(03:01):
at the studio.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't want to inconvenience anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I like being able to come and go at my
own Well, that's that's really what it isn't because you know,
you're allowed to at my house. I know, he just doesn't.
He feels like he doesn't want to.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't know, in true, I know it was. It
reminds me of this when I was struggling for a
very long time in this business. I knew I had friend,
you know you you know headliners are millionaires, right, but
like you can't pay rent? Right? Should I call so
and so? And I was always so, I don't only
call my parents.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh, because you're afraid of inconvenience.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, But also you're like they don't want me in
the house. I'm I'm just a pig and it's fine here.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I like the couch. And then MENSI was like, bro,
fuck again, dude, like every three days he's five on
the bucks. Bro, But what the fuck? Bro?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well you're struggling.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I was struggling.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
He's making five on a minute, Polie.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Never did you just it's a part of your story, dude,
not eating, Dad, it's a part of your story, bro.
He's right right, and I'm like, okay, I won't eat.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
One time I heard a story from Sandy Dante. Did
I tell you this story out here?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
That pollie. One time they went out for lunch. They
went out for subway when they were on the road
to get I have some stories, so yeah, I go
for They went out for a subway and Polly goes,
Sandy's like, most take a Lincoln Italian foot long and
Polly goes, smart, dude, half now and eat the other
half dinner, get the other out for dinner.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, And he didn't. And then Sandy was like kind
of wanted the whole thing now, and he was like, nah, dude, yeah,
half now, half later.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I used to go on the road, he would God,
did it's your tender pain?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Dd?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, I'm like, where are we going? Pop belly?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, sandwiches?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Bro, why don't we go to CBS. We'll just get
some snacks.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But he was always gracious, and I love pollypot. Another time,
I always told you the John Bajuice story.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
We've already said that many times in this point yeah, yeah,
and I'm gonna say it again, young young Bobby. We're
at in San Diego and John Bajuice had just come out.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Big deal, big dude.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
John ba Juice was like a Lord of the Rings movie.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Really, he waited in line in line for John It
was unreal.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
And we were there. He's like, did follow me? And
we went right to the front.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
So big, that's a big deal. Jump the line at
the Juice.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
But he was also there was no Internet back then.
He was also a very big star. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
you could just do that. I think I would never
do it. I would lie.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
He's still so famous. Yeah, they're from San Louis Obispo.
They're from the Slow Baby. But what happened? You jumped
the line.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
We jumped a lot and I was so I was blushing, yeah,
because I'm like, dude, this is like moral, like ethically wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, to cut all these people off, but no one
complained and we just got it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
They made a drink called the Weasel for a while
prompted them up the Jamba Juice line. Uh you know
what I went to go see the other night exted you.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me guess I told you Jesus Christ the Superstar.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, Hollywood, did you really go No? Oh no, Jesus
is my heart. I don't need to go to the
Hollywood Bowl.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Would you see?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I went to go see Naked Gun?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Was it? Let me go ahead? Well, I think sure,
it's great.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's fun. It's fun.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
You know, it's so funny because as a comic that
must be hard because it's all jokes.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well, what bums you out is you're like, why wouldn't
they cast a fucking comedian instead of Liam Neeson? Because
Liam Neeson's playing Taken the whole time, all right, which
is okay, But like Leslie Nielsen was so fucking unbelievably funny.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
He was also an actor, who.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I know, But Leslie was a had His comedic timing
was unmatched.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So let's cast it. Now, who would you do as
a comedian?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I just talked about it. I said it with Steve.
Steve Martin would have fucking hit an absolute home run,
a literal home run at that. Yeah, he also has
the white hair, he's got that sick. It had been
a great, beautiful character comparison because Steve plays the straight
guy so well for so.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Many years yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
And the thing about that character is Leslie played an
unbelievably dense straight guy, like a dumb straight guy. But
he sold you on all of it. Yeah, because it
was quick and he threw it away and it was
so you would. I remember watching the original Maaked Gun
and watching to catch jokes because I didn't. I don't
think I missed one joke in this, and I'm not
saying it was bad. It was just like it that it.

(07:07):
You know, you just have an affinity for that old thing.
It just felt so different when I saw it for
the first time. Back then Airplane, same thing, same thing,
same same rhythms.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Never remake that movie.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh, they're definitely. They're doing it now. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
But Pam Anderson was fucking great. But the tomatometer ninety.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
One, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, it's really good. It's doing well. I don't know
financially how it did in the theaters this weekend, because
I don't know how many people are buying tickets. But
it's important we do as comedians. We need to support
comedies in theaters.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
They'll do another one, I think they'll do.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
If this hits sixty million, they will.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, they will it might.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think it will. Yeah, we need that, dude, We
need more comedy.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
The Mexicans love it too.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Abril Abril Nick had gone dog. Yeah, ojjoke was broj
The OJ joke was good. Yeah, y, the OJ joke
was and and and. But they gave away some of
their good jokes. I will say they gave away a
few too many of their of my of good hitters
in the previews, which is fine. But then I saw

(08:05):
a couple of previous from movies that I do want
to see.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
The let me guess, the Paul Thomas Anderson.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
One, of course. Yeah it looks so good.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
The Arnofsky one.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah it looks good, looks good. Yeah, it looks good.
I'm gonna see it no matter what.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Based on those posters. Let's see what I want to
see here. Tron Nah, but you know what, but Avatar
fire and wind or whatever that's called. What's it called?
Fire and ash ash far and wind?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Avatar far and win.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I think it's a fire.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
But okay, I said far.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Look at that wind over there. It's so far.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
How far is that wind?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's pretty far. But we can get on a blue
horse and get there.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
There's what what are things? Yeah, well, I want to
see there. They've remade Running Man, which I absolutely.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
That looks great.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
It looks so good.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
But when James camera showed fire and ash to his wife,
apparently she cried. Really she said it was a masterpiece.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay. And then there's my movies coming out. I didn't
see a preview for it yet. What now you see me?
Now you don't?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
There you go? You're in? That looks good though, Yeah,
yeah it looks good. Yeah yeah, exciting better than Borderlands March.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
But the point is the point I'm trying to make.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
What is the point.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
This is an open window for us to start trying
to make comedies again.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I know we're trying.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
We gotta tryta try.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
We really do Bad Friends movie?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
And what is the movie?

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Can I just say something, I have a new idea.
M Okay, you know that whites only town that they
made in the Ozar All right, No.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Listen, I tried to move there, I know.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
So the movie is about you having a whites only
Ozark town. No, just listen, all right, I right opened
all Korean Ozark town next to you, right right on
the border, right, And for somebody it's it's like I
broke back mind it we fall in love.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Again? Yeah, it always goes.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I have to fall out with you, I know.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
So basically, you know what I mean, we we we
have a meeting, right, I go, this is the boundary,
right yeah. But one day you're like doing something in
the fields. I'm on the fields and we lock eyes
and we go to the boundary and we just start
talking and then we don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's an invisible fence we can't go through. Oh like okay, yeah,
like like now you see me.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, you want to put magical element?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, all right, it's gotta be magic.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Honestly, yeah, that is a good start of like that
white's only town.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
What is it called?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, what's the name of that stupid town? It's only
whites only? Yeah, and it's in uh, it's in Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
They're called return to the Land?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Is there called the crew? Is called the Return to
the Land. Something happened for them to drive them out there?
You mean they did something?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
No, they had an interaction somewhere in their life.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, something happened.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know what I mean where you know they were
like fuck this.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well here you go, let's see inside the whites only
town in Arkansas. You don't choose no gaze, no Blacks,
no Jews, no gays, no problem posing houses.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
But it says no. It doesn't say no Asians.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
No, they said gays. It started over. Let me hear
it again.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
No Blacks, no Jews, no gays. High up in the
Ozark Hills in the States of Arkansas, dozens of people
have been working.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Why is it with a British accent? No Blacks, no Jews,
no gays. Why is it? It's something about it? Okay,
go ahead. They're building a new community.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
It's called Return to the Land, and it is a
town open to white people only. They are millennials and
Gen z and this is a new update of age
old prejudice.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
What we've done here is establish a place where we
have even the dogs white.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
That is, you know, our culture, and that culture effectively
was saying, this is a white culture, a white place.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
White American culture.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
But what this sounds like is bringing back segregation. Is
that a fair assessment.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's free association, So we're not trying to keep other
people down.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
This is a small settlement in the middle of those.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Works, but they are being kept out of well, I mean,
you don't let everyone into your home. Around forty one
hundreds of more across the world have paid to be members,
and while the men do the physical labor, the women
take care of the children who live here full time.
That's right, loving community if you're part of the community.

(12:40):
But if you're black, if the jurisure of your gay,
you can't be part of that community.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
They can have their own communities, and they already do.
You might be wondering how anything next to yours legal.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
You'll see Return to the Land is structured as a
private members association, which they believe allows them to discriminate
on the basis of ethnicity along with other facts.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is the movie, dude, This is a movie.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Madewell Fell, the Arkansas Attorney General, has said his office
is now reviewing the matter as a result of our reporting,
and that there is no room for racial discrimination in
Arkansas or anyway.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay, can I say this, first of all, there seems
to be a little bit of room for discrimination in Arkansas.
They've got a lot of land.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
But here's here's the most fucked up part about all this, Yeah,
is this is honestly already a great movie, Like it's
already a movie. You know what it is? This is
like white guys instead of white girls, and then we
just get they go in like they go in full
on white. Yeah, like go under cover as full whow.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm Cliff Stephenson. I'm an accountant, but I'm retired.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Have you ever seen like an albino black guy, like
an imagine a binyl black guy, like he's That's what
it is. Yeah. One of the wayans plays an albino
black guy that goes in there and tricks them into
thinking that he's white. Yes, right, like this guy and
he infiltrates. He infiltrates the guy. You can't play him.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Why you played his eyes?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
He could be Asian? You play his Asian buddy.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I gotta be Cliff Stephenson though.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm Cliff Stephenson. Yeah, dude, I mean this is such
a wild What were you going to say that? This
is a it's an interesting interesting Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I wonder if you just kind of wandered in.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Hey, guys, if you wandered in, no, it wouldn't work.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
But then one other they would shoot me.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
They did say no blacks, no Jews. No, that's what
I'm saying o gays. They didn't say anything about Asians though,
that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, I mean, why do you know that is maybe I'm.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Alone, Maybe you are make my eye.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Used to do smelling salts before you walk over.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
That is interesting.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
But you know what I want to visit.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
We can buy the property around it.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
See, this is what's really cool. If you really want
to be a boss, like if you were a black
a black company, Yeah, you would buy all the land around.
That would be fucking wild. You really want to put
these guys out. And by the way, you buy all
the land around except for one little strip of road
that goes in and out, but you control the road.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
And then you do a gigantic Travis Scott concert right free.
Imagine on the border just thousands.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Of Wait, it's just every single day a new black
artist is performed. Yes, yes, every single day.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, yeah, that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
By the way, every musician would do it for free.
I'll perform there for.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
That's so it's so.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
And then on the outside of the of the black
outside ring, ye, an Asian outside ring, then a gay ring,
then a jew ring.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh, and you form a rainbow.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's what they always want.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yay, yeah, you go, and you would see a rainbow
maybe right right.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
And their message would finally be clear that we are
actually all all yeah, all one, Yeah, we're all just one.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
But I'm telling you right now, I bet you money
you put Michael beat.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Jeep, Michael Jeep Jordan's beep beep, It's Michael Jeep Jordan.
Beep beep, beep beep, it's Michael Jeep Jordan's Jordan.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
But I bet you money you.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Can someone at home draw a picture of a jeep
with Michael Jordan's head on the front of it. Michael
Michael Jeep Jordan's what if he want?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh, if you tried to get in, No, but if
you just wandered, I bet you one of those girls
would be like, he's so hot, he's so hard, I
have to She would sneak into the woods where you going, honey,
I'm just going out to get adult milk, milk out
there or whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
She would No, I thought you said adult milk. I
thought that was great, going there to milk an adult Yeah,
Michael Jeep Jordans beep beep, Dude, look at that. Keep
your shirt on. He's got the top down there. God,
is that automatic or stick? Michael Jeep Jordan. That's he's
got a big stick shift.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah yeah, all right, broom roomed up.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Michael Jeep Jordan's I just slip up. No, it's great.
We love a Michael Jeep Jordan's.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, how funny if we got to meet him one
day and he's like, what's up? It's Michael Jeep Jordan.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
If Michael b. Jordan or Idris Ilba fucking walked over
there with that accent, they'd be like, Okay, come on here,
you fucking right, that's the you know, that's gonna be it.
They're gonna be like, why, it's only except for some
people that we really admire.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah what Tony Thornbrook.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
That's my Asian Tony Thornburg.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah yeah, who is that? Oh wait, don't but don't.
Oh yeah right, that's my cross.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah yeah, this is your crushing out of it.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's my half Asian cross, right that Tony Thornburg can
be a part of it. Oh yeah yeah, Tony's got
to be there, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
So this is it. We send in the hottest, the
hottest minority.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Of every race.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, infiltrait. Yeah, the all white land exactly. It's a
great idea. It's great see who can break through. It's
basically there's an m Night Shamalan movie. Yeah, and at
the end we revealed that the whites are all aliens,
they're all lizards night. Yeah, it's an M Light Shammel
featuring Michael Jeep Jordan.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah. I think let's come up with a different switch here. No,
the whites were always minorities. They were No, Oh, well
that's it.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, we pan out to realize the whole world is
minorities and the whites are. Yeah, the whites are actually
the minority.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Wow, that's it, right, you're the only one.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
There were the forty whites left.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Left on earth. That's the switch, dude, Right, Wow, that's good.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Where in America is this is? That is crazy though,
to think that, uh, they so they can they can
do this because they set up a private institution.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
So then it's like a it's like saying I have
a club, you can't belong and then they just say
I'm allowed to accept people that I want in there
only right, like a like I can't walk into a VFW, right,
I can't. I'm not part of the club. You can.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
No, I'm just saying I'm agreeing with you.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
So then that's how they're getting away with it, right,
they're just saying you can't be. But also, what fucking
black person or gay or you want to live there?
They don't want to live there. Yeah, you don't even
need to publicize it. Just be like we're going to
the woods. Yeah, just go to the fucking woods.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, no, one's can I go?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Like no black guys is like, dude, I'm trying to
get there.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
It is pretty out there. It's forty people and peaceful.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
There's so much land. All they could go people if
they want to. People want to move to the sticks.
People can move anywhere to the sticks.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah. But if I wanted to all Korean community, why
can't I have one?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You have one. It's on fucking Wilshure gone down there.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, I know it is. But I'm just saying, like,
if I was, like, you know what, I just want
to be around a bunch of Koreans and we live
in a community, why would that be controversial.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I know what you're saying, and you're right, by the way, No,
being real, No, you're being anti woke, and I like
it now, not.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Being anti woke. I'm just saying my family and some dude,
it's like, hey, I don't know, you can I come?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I think the I think you can. If it's a
it's as if I think what they're.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
What the ah, I see what you're saying, what.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
The attorney is saying is that you cannot keep people
from coming out there just based on race, creative religion.
But that being said, you just own a bunch of land,
like if you owned one hundred acres of land. Yeah,
you could say I'm only letting people in there that
I want in there. Yes, that's what the problem is.
They were too forward with it.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Shut your mouth, just say get the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Say we're creating a private community and only we can
be in there. Who's whoever we choose? Yeah, just be
KOI about it.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, or make up a lie. Were we have some
really fucked up religion? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well they By the way, something is brewing over there.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
There's something.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You know, they're starting something. I know, right, you know
the you know the crux of this that it was
a dead giveaway that this is like something else. It's
a membership you have to pay. Yeah, so obviously something
is brewing, right.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I've got the movie. Actually, what is it? I have
the new switch. So basically it's kind of hacky, but
it's they're out there, right, and the kids they have
no idea there are blacks or Asians or gay in
the world. They get older, right, and then they and
then it's a horror movie for them.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Right.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
So one kid wanders out, right, I was like, what's up?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Dog? Reverse? Get in, reverse, get out, get in, get
back in.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Its get it.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's get back in because once you leave the community,
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Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, or some guy you know. I run it in
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Yeah, fascinating, fascinating, fascinating thing to move down to the
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Speaker 2 (26:03):
But if you'd never seen a minority, if I was,
If you're white, right, yeah, if you're a white, maccone's
the whitest.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I'm not according to these macone.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Let's say you grew up you don't know anything about Asians, blacks, gays,
or anything, and then you finally run into one. What
do you think your reaction would be? Fear curiosity, That's
what I'm saying. I think a lot of people are that.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
What do you mean on dress isn't but on dress
saw a black person for the first time. It's like
a teenager and he like screamed and pointed, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, of course Spain, Spain. Yeah, but so you would
be curious.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Andre's European versus American thing.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, well you have never heard of them if no
one ever talked to you. You're saying, if you remove
the context of life that you've lived around other races
and people, you've never seen it before or known it before.
It's like, Uh, it's like, if I go to rural
China today, there's no way they've seen a fucking ginge. Yeah,
they're all going to be like they're going to be shot.

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When did they Maybe?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, yeah, I think maybe if it's not.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Even if you like see like and this might be
a weird comparison, but if I were to see like
an animal, I don't know. I'm kinda like if I
see like, I don't I've never seen a shrew before,
Like I said, your shrew, I'm like, I want to petit.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
What race of people are you comparing?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
This is a are you saying Middle Easter? Peter? What
are you saying?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
What are you saying?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah? Yeah, if I see a panda.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I think, yeah, I think animal creature, living creatures.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
He said, wait, wait, wait, you wouldn't think if you saw like,
uh Asian person that was a humanoid, there's another human
oid that looks slightly different than me, but not this guy.
There's another animal.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I would imagine if you never saw anybody that didn't
look like you, truly, genuinely right for the first time. Yeah,
your instinct is threat for sure as a human species.
I bet you it is. In fact, it's for certain,
is because I bet you Shaquille Shaquille O'Neil.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yes, if I'm just listen, if I'm around little Asians
my whole life and one day I'm just like you know,
me walking through the forest minding my own business, dera.
I mean, he's so big, so I would probably go,
oh my god, like, look at that. That's me. That's
that's even.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Is that mister Worldwide?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, who's Kevin Hart, Shaquille O'Neil, give me that photo.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's insane. That's that's Gabby Douglas in him.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, imagine, yeah, so imagine that's I'm Gabby Douglas, that's Shaquille.
I would be kind of scared, I.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Think threat, Yeah, because it's not the color of a skin,
it's the size. Oh oh oh, it's oh it's the size.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean same thing.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
No, there's y'all wish wish shack.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, yeah, was bigger.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, but if you saw yao and he looked like
you would just think it's an a flated version of you.
You just think somebody pumped him up all the way. No,
if you saw the point I'm making is.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I would think it's like, you know, I mean, like
somebody's on the shoulders.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
There's two kids in there. Yeah. Yeah, that the first
time any race ever saw another different race from their people.
I'm sure they were freaked out and thought it was
a threat for sure.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
But you know what, white people always white people always
people go oh beautiful, why like in Africa and stuff,
they follow them around. It's an angel, right, But with me,
it's like probably.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Not, well what you like, you're like an angel whose
wings have been clipped.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, like that island, you know, that island where that
Christian died.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Where they went to go try to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
So there's one dude. I think it was Asian.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Even this this is great point that we're bringing up.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
By the way, Oh, the Sydney Sweeney, the Jeans, the Geens.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I didn't get I didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't get it either.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
But people are mad, I know, because she's saying, you know,
the play on words, that she has great gene in
her gene pool.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Why it's the it's not even her saying, right, it's
the ad company.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Well she says it, but I mean she's just reading copy,
reading the copy. Yeah, we read copy all the time. Yeah,
but but what is it. Maccone knows he's young.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
He gets like a eugenics thing, exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I have blue eyes.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
She says that, right, Eugenics is the is the idea,
and look up the definition. But isn't eugenics the idea
that you are you filter out to make a perfect race?
You filter out other kinds of the study of how
to arrange reproduction with human population to increase their currence
of hair, heritable characteristics regard as regarded as desirable. Right,

(30:40):
But that's not what she's saying. She's not saying, only
fuck people that are going to give a perfect.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
They're playing with the hominem, and people took.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It hominem is because of her genes genes, because it's
a it's the same word, different meaning. But what I'm
saying is correct, is that eugenics is a completely different
ideology than what's being presented. But I don't even know
how the misstep happened. It doesn't even make sense to me.
How are these two things intertwined because she's beautiful and
blonde hair, blue eyes, So they're going Nazi ship dude,

(31:08):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's not This is a tied because you know, Trump
says a lot you know, I mean jeans, I like,
you have great jeans, or you know, I mean you
have great jeans, not the pants, but like he does,
he talks a lot about jeans.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh, so they're putting this there there.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Maybe I don't know, maybe there was a foisting.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Trump on fucking Sydney Sweeney. Let me say this about this. Yeah,
first of all, her mom and dad did make a
fucking hot kid. Okay, bingo, Okay. So she does have
pretty good jeans. Yeah, she had good jeans, good jeans
our parents. Yeah, not good jeans, not good jeans. I
came out fucking orange.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, he came out that. Well that's insane. Yeah, I mean,
if we were doing that our jeans, what would the
jeans look like?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Ripped to pre worn?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
One just distressed, just one little side with you, I
mean would be there left, you'd be little.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Gene shorts frayed at the bottom. I'd be distressed. Uh,
I'd be distressed.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
The lowest quality dude, the lowest dude.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
The fucking downtown downtown off the factory.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah yeah those Yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
The one where when you when you wear them new
with shoes, it dies the shoes blue. Yeah, that's the
genes that we are. Look, I don't under I don't
understand it. I think it's such a.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Fucking fine, She's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I think it's weird that they've kind of like put
it on her as if she said something controversial.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
She's fine.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's reading bad copy.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Media literacy is dead.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Media literacy is dead. Also, she has great fucking yeah,
her genealogy is great. She's very good looking. What she's symmetrical.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
She has better jenes than me.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Shame Yeah, No, not literal genes, Tho, you have phenomenal denim,
you have some of the best in the world. Oh,
they're comparing her to Trump.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I think that the
connection there, right right, right, right right. He says it
a lot, but he also says a lot of things
and repeat like billions and billions and billions. He says
a lot in two weeks, he says a lot, you know, man,
like if they go, where's the health cut? In two weeks?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Which is so such a good amount of time because
one is too quick?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, it's so smart.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
In a week, one week means next week. But if
you go two weeks?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, people forgetting two weeks.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
One hundred percent. And if I say how long are you?
How long were you over there? You go two weeks
even if it was like a week and a half, Yeah,
two weeks, Like why you're there for a long time? Yeah,
it's enough of amount of time where it's not threatening,
but it also gives you weight to go. What that
was two weeks?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Is it three weeks?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Better? Three weeks is scary?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Why?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Because almost three weeks it's almost a month? Right, that's
too much?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Is it too much?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
A month is a long time? Okay, one twelfth of
a year? Two weeks, then think about it? Two weeks?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, he's dude.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
He's organized speech in a way where he knows exactly
how to how to entice you and then make you forget.
He should have been in now you see me, now
you don't.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah. Yeah, he's so good that.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
It never happened. Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah. Or when the heat's on, he just comes up
with other things that people focus on. He's so good
at that would.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Have been fantastic for then he's really good at all. Right,
he's good, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, it's like shin limb but white he is. Yeah.
Yeah there right, and people go whoa yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And then he's gone.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
He's gone.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
But you hear him walking.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I do hear him walking.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, you hear him creaking through the hall, and they hear.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
His veins in his ankles like squishing.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I can already hear the young one of.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Those things that he has there out he's got something
going on with the veins and his ankles. Don't like it.
Look at that, it's all spilling over his shoe.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, look at that with bruised hands. Let me say something.
I mean, dude, it's just like you have so much
monch just lead.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Wow, we'll just retire, retires, get out. Yeah, but he's
got to. He's gonna finish being present for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Zoom into his ankles.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, what is that venus. He has some sort of
thing called the venus something something, the disease he has
no look at it's a real chronic venus in that's right,
that's a seriously Trump's condition.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, so what his legs get all fucked up?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, like blood pools in a certain section of his body.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
We got exercise, baby.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I know. Isn't golf exercise? No, you're just walking around,
but that's still exercise. No, I disagree, by the way,
exercise doing hiking the other day, and I don't the
hiking trail about my house. I think it's called Parker
Serado or something park Serado. But anyway, what's Park Serrado?

(35:24):
That's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
There was a sign that said that closed. Oh park closed.
Did you already walk out of there?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I did it anyway?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Careful, yeah, park So you're one of my favorite people.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
So anyway, And I don't want to be mean, and
I mean, I don't know. Let me just throw it
out there. Something happened. Number one, Right, this park, this
hiking trail goes to the top of this mountain, right,
And what I usually do is I turn around back.
So I'm just like, because I don't know what's on
the other side. Have you ever done that before?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I usually try to finish it, but I see I
map it out first, but.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
When you're on the top of the mountain you look
down you don't know where it leads.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Well, then I'm not doing it right.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
But this time I went, you know what, I'm going
to go where it leads? Mistake?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Where'd you end up?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Miles miles miles away? I ended up in a residential area,
but you were by yourself, by myself.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Don't do that. I told you not to.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah. I ended like it's and that light was going
you know, I mean right, But thankfully there was a
Lime scooter. I lined back to my car.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I was gonna say, you walked on the other side
of the hill and you ended up at the whites Only, Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I am yeah. And there was a lady and I
don't want to make fun of her, and I'm not
trying to make fun of her. I just was confused
by it. There was a lady in the beginning of
the trail, like literally right when you start going up,
and she was like on a TikTok and she's like yeah,
and she was a very heavy set. Can I just
let me finish it and then we cut it out.
God all right, And she got hey, guys, so I'm

(36:59):
doing it hikang you know what I mean, doing the
exercise right, And in my heart I was like, oh,
good for you, this is great. Right, So I start
walking up right at note point when it turned around.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
The Metovac helicopter comes in.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So there's two things. Yeah, number one it was for show.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, no, maybe maybe she's just taking it slow.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Or number two, she had already gone to the limit.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
At the start. She's like, hey, I got there. They
say half of the journey is getting to the gym.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, but I was concerned for her. I was like,
oh where is she? He was out of concern. Wasn't
trying to make fun of her? That story what I
just said?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, it was, No, it wasn't. There was a guy
that was running on the hike the other day who
had on a full sweats who's eighty seven degrees m
That blows my mind. Why do people do this? Yeah,
I'm like, dude, you're gonna pass out? What wrestlers? He's
out in high school? This because was this late thirties.
He was like a man who was running on the
trail dripping in sweat, and I was like, such a
weird game, dude, because you're asking for for dehydration and

(38:02):
then overheating.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Because I told you this story. My buddy EP's friend
they were hiking and he had to get metavacked out
his lung collapsed because he doesn't really hike often. And
he was like, I'll go hike. He smokes weed all fucking.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
They had a metavac him out his lung collapse.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, but there are benches you can just rest.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I'll tell him that, ok.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I mean the amount of people that I used to
when I used to live by Runyon and I would
go hike that every day. The amount of people I
saw h get meta backed out of there, it was
at least once a month. Wow, they'd have to bring
because someone would get way up on the on the
you know, on the hard side, on the other side
of the park. Yeah, and they'd be stuck and maybe
panic or not be able to breathe.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, it's some steep hills, Oh dude, it's and it's
all the nightmare.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
When you do the Hollywood Sign, it's like five miles.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
It's high. It's a long way to go.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Oh. So in terms of fashion, can I just trailing
fashion enough? White people wearing the rice patty hats? Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Only you can wear it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I'm just saying, they have these gigantic sygons.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Then take off that baseball hat. That's ours, that's not us,
that's Japan. Baseball is born in America. Those are our hats.
Take it off. If I can wear rice hats.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
All right, you can wear rice hat. That's my bad, dude,
my bad. You can wear the rice hats.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Which race of hats can I wear? I can wear
a rice patty hat?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Can I wear?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
But it's like, how about this? What if I wear
one of those like armor you know what I mean,
like a knight's helmet that's rad. Yeah, Like would that
offend you? If I wear a nights helmet?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
No? Pretty uncomfortable?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I know. Okay, So I can wear that. You can
wear the rice patty thank you. What's another white thing
I could wear? What are those you know in London?
That the big you know, the black little puffy hat,
Royal guard hat. To wear one of those? Yeah, you're
okay with that?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I think you should wear that could I weark like
an Abe Lincoln top hat. Yeah you're white, that's right. Yeah,
don't forget. Yeah that's what. By the way, all our
people in Arkansas should be wearing top hats. Yeah, right,
just to go, oh.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
So, take your clothes off. China made those.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
China made those. Yeah, take your clothes off. China made those.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah. In fact, that's what I want to do. I
want to be an Asian inspector over there, by the way,
and I'm going to look at every made in China thing,
you know what I mean, And I'm going to take
it out of your fucking house.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
But you're Korean.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
If I could lie, they're not going to know the difference.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, I don't. Yeah, I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Macon, if you were like never seeing an Asian like
with the premise before, and I told you I was Chinese,
you would believe me.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay zoom in Korean inventions are all the beauty products.
By the way, I hear this all the time from dude,
my sister, my every girl in my life goes Korea.
You gotta get me beauty shit if you go over there,
because it's the best in the world, in the world
beverages of fans. You guys love those little hand fans
Asian jinsing.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
We created m That's that's hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
But yeah, dried food snacks.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I believe you zoom in because my eyes are blur blur.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Soju love soju robotics in general.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Huh Yeah, cacaw friends.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
There's just black friends.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, that's what they call them.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah friends. There's a lineup of adorable characters that predominant
but prominently features a little bit of the line. See
this is this is everybody trump On trying to jump
on the like the la booboo trend. You know what
that is, don't you?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Of course? I do. I have some.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
You have a la boobo?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, I bought some.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
How much are those expensive?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
The one I got?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Are they really?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I don't. I've just seen them. Five thousand dollars yeah
for that one, and you put it on your fucking
what do you do with it?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
A drawer?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I have cabbage Patch kids, I do. I collect like
one of everything.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
But I see people girls put this on their purse, right,
that's the gig. Yeah, so the per some of these
purses aren't even five thousand dollars and they're putting a
five thousand dollars accessory on the purse.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
It's a fat like baby babies. One day it's gonna
go away and some one's gonna give a shit.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
My mom fought people to get a cabbage patch kids
in the eighty fought people, no mighty, she did all
that shop by by you know what, Andrew, we wouldn't
have an online business without Shopify. I'll tell you that,
right right.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
We've been using them for a long time right now,
and Chiching, Chiching. Shopify does get it done, no matter
how big, no matter how small your business is, no
matter what you're selling, I don't really care if you're
making you know, bouncy balls made out of old skin
like you used to collect.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
I still make them, you do, Yeah? I sol two
right now.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
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Speaker 2 (43:26):
Dogs. H Oh, what happened again? I fell again? But
where do I go?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Zoc doc?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (43:33):
You know?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
What it is? What? It's a free app and website
where you can search and compare high quality in network
doctors and click to instantly book and employment.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Andrew, Yeah, that sounds a bit. How many doctors are
on there like.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
A oh grid a lots hundreds of thousands.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
More than one hundred thousand doctors are on there across
every space. Okay, but here's the other problem. They're probably
located nowhere near be They're always around you really?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Do they take my insurance?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah? They do?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
And are they good feed for whatever medical need I
might have?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
What's your foot line? It hurts taken care of from
zocda ipain.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Well, do they have patient reviews? If I go on zocdoctim,
I know if somebody else was on there that went
to a doctor.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yes? Do you read it like you would read like
you know, a restaurant or whatnot?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Really?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yes? Yes? Okay, Well tell me there's no way to
instantly book an appointment? I mean, is there a way?
Did I get a booking within like you know.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Twenty four hours? About twenty four to seventy two hours
if you want to know the specifics?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Really?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
And you could even score on a same day appointments too?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh? Yes, yes, all right, Well I should stop putting
off this broken neck and weird floppy foot, yeah, and
ipain that's right, Yeah, and stop putting off those doctors
appointments and go to ZocDoc dot com slash bad Friends
to find an instantly book a top rated doctor today.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's zock doc zoc dooc dot com, slash bad.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Friends, zochdoc dot com slash Bad Friends seventy two hundred.
But here's the joke. It is a fad. But the
guy who invented it. You saw that, right, We talked
about it on the show Maybe Pie. So he sold
his company for like twenty two billion dollars. Look up
the Boo Boo owner twenty two billion. He has like

(45:00):
a bunch of other companies, but I think he just
got priced at twenty two billion or something. La Boo Boo.
Wang Ning, hilarious CEO of PopMart, the owner associated with
the viral Labuboo toys, whose company success is significally contributed
to his estimated networth of over twenty two billion dollars.
This motherfucker's selling bullshit and.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
He's not bullshit.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
It is.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
It's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
But don't you wish you created it?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Give me a picture of Wang Ning. He went from
eight billion to twenty two billion, so it's all labubu. Shit,
give me wang ning. Everybody wang ning tonight. It's wang ning,
idiot ning n I n g wang Ning. There's the
wang dog, there's the wang dogs. Reach now, God, what

(45:45):
is he? Twenty two years old? He looks like a kid.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
What is he gonna do with the twenty two billion?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Honestly, yeah, there is nothing you can do with it?
Yes you can, no, no, no, I'm serious though, I'm serious
with this. It's so much money. He's thirty eight. There's
nothing he can do with it. It's too much. It
will never he's got. If he had eight billion last year,
he already had everything he ever needed. What the fuck
are you going to do? I am? I am. I'm

(46:11):
a little anxious to go home because I'm gonna be
spending dude. It's one of This is one of those
points in my life where I really want to see
my parents because I miss them a lot and I
don't see them as much and they're getting older. But
I'm going to be spending too much time at home,
do you know what I mean? Like when it's well,
it's a whole week, and then I come back for
three days, then I leave, then I come back for
three days. Then I leave, then I come back for

(46:33):
another week.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I need it. I need it. I need a family thing.
But also I can only hear my dad and I fighting,
like I can already hear it, like the last time
we got my stepdad, my dad, he's the best. Yeah
you love them, Yeah, this this is my this is
the last time we got. Know, like a stupid fight.
Like we'll just start getting into stupid fights because he's retired,
he's old. It's his house, he likes his his way.

(46:57):
We all like things our way.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Here we go. I want to know.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
No, no, this is so stupid. This made me laugh.
My sister and I were dying laughing because he got
so mad. We're gonna watch a movie. And my sister
went out to go get stoned and oh no, edibles.
That's right. She took a bunch of edibles. And then
she's like, she goes make us popcorn, Like, oh yeah,
I'll make us popcorn. So got downstairs. I get a
bunch of snacks ready and all this stuff, and I

(47:22):
make the popcorn. And then I hear my dad go
use the popcorn bowls. Okay, since I was a kid,
they've had the from the fucking eighties or the early nineties,
they've had these wooden look up, wooden popcorn popcorn bowl.
I mean it's it's got to be like, that's.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
The it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
But no, no, no, no, no, no, do from the nineties. Do
nineties wooden popcorn. It's like from that first one, let
me see the first one, zoom in. That is got it.
That is exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Beautiful, it's a salad bowl.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Right, yes, okay, so listen, we've been using that is
exactly what it is. We've been using these since I
was a fucking kid. Okay, yeah, my dad it's for popcorn.
So then I don't know if I'm a little stone
or a little buzzed or whatever. But I grabbed just
a different bowl and I put the popcorn and he's like,
don't put it in there. That's not the popcorn ball.

(48:14):
But I was like, I already put it in yeah,
and he's like, don't, that's not the fucking popcorn ball.
I go, it's a ball. You put popcorn. Now, it
is a popcorn ball. And he's fighting with My sister's
losing her mind, laughing. Yeah, and I'm fucking pissed. So
I was just like, oh, you want in the fucking
so I dump it in the other one. I was like, well,
then you're washing.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
What can't you use the popcorn ball? That's why I know, yeah,
use it because you know that he's gonna get mad
about it. No, no, you know you only did it
for Spie. No, no, no, yeah you did it. I guess.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I grabbed the first ball that I saw.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Do you know what the popcorn balls are?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I don't, Actually that is true.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Go in and know, no, yeah, yeah, tomorrow when you
go and no, I don't know where they are. Yeah,
go excuse me, where's the popcorn balls?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
And so then so then then he comes out to
my house in La, comes out the daddy's house. Yeah,
mag Andrew's house. Yeah, And he says, well, why is
that there? About something innocuous and it was I don't
I don't even remember. It was like a macha fucking
thing that she uses or something my wife, okay, a

(49:24):
macha maker whatever. And then he's like, why is that there?
And I said, when you get your house, you can
put it wherever the fuck you want, but in my
house that's where I like it. And you know what,
he goes fair enough. And then he walked outside, and
I was like, that's.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Right, dude, What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Just rage dude?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
No Ah, God, because he's getting older. Right then you go,
excuse me, I'll put the macha thing in the right
macha place. No, it's my house, but it's probably left
just in a place.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Right you have you been to my house? Is anything
left in a random place?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
It's exactly what it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
So that thing goes there because that's where it goes
for us.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Is it so clean?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Because? Uh, in case I have people come over. I
like to keep a clean place. No, you know why
I like to keep a clean place because I earned it. Mmm,
because I respect the things that took me a long
time to get. I don't understand the idea of not
respecting something you worked hard to receive. How about this.
I've never had anything given to me, so anything I've
got I respect. Maybe you should too.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, I respect what I have. But I kind of
like making people think that I'm kind of a hoarder.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
You are kind of a horder I am. You sent
me the video of the two machines talking to each other.
It made me laugh. Did you see that the two robots.
Oh it's so good.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
No, but you think I was lying.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
You keep a clean place too, By the way, people
at home pretend this game that he plays like, I'm
this need freak. You're a fucking need freak. Your kitchen
and shit is all organized. Everything's organized.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yeah, because of Honey Klaas's sister, Jules's mom.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Okay, so I live. I have someone clean the house too,
So that's why it's clean.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Get a Filipino, live with a Philippine. They're the best.
She does these things with.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
My underwear link right here to get ay.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
You know, she does things with my underwor I don't
even know how my underwear are these tiny squares. She
folds them in a way. They're like a fucking gram
cracker she makes.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
She takes all the air.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I don't know how she does that.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
It's magic.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
We can cram three hundred of them in a tiny
drawer like this, perfectly placed.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Wait, she does your laundry.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh my god, she does everything?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Oh so yeah, I can't have she does every I
can't have someone do my laundry. That's creepy.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I just don't know where things are. That's the only
problem you know, where's the paprika?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
And that's why you occasionally use the wrong popcorn bowl
because you don't know where they are.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Oh, that's right, that's why.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
That's but that is my dad. We're gonna get in
a supid small small fights. We'll get into small fights
all the time. Like, look, I'll stay up one night
too late burning a bonfire in the backyard with my sister. No, no,
what's wrong with bonfires? Are fucking Midwest?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You started at night? Take it out?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Put it out? Dude?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh I do put it out.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I'm saying he'll come down then. You didn't even hear
me out.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I know, that's right, I didn't. I'm sorry about it.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
He'll come down the next morning and be like you
use so much fucking would and I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah,
we were burning fire all night long. Yeah, he'll go, well,
now I gotta get a whole new bushel and I'm like, well,
I'll get you one. He doesn't get them. They get
fucking delivered. Yeah, dude, it's always the thing.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
What do you get bushels? Home depot, yeah, home deepot
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, but you they'll deliver them to your house.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I so when you know,
when I realized I don't know if I said this,
but or but my air conditioning and a heater all
all winter the heater didn't work, and you don't call
you just freeze. He don't call the freeze you call, No,
I freeze call. It was like so cold, but he
had fifteen layers of.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Blankets, you know, shivering, Yeah, sweating.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
And then for the summer, right, no, no, no, no
air conditioning, you your fifty degrees. Nothing would come out.
So one day I finally.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Called, Yeah that's time.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Guy comes over. He goes bro look and this.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah, blue chew.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
No, no, this is the color of the filter.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Oh my god, I didn't know. You had to switch
out the filter.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
God do you You got to switch it out and
then now everything works perfectly.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Have you ever changed the filter of your water system
at the house. No, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
But I don't drink that kind of water.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
You drink tap water.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I call it Aaron Brockovich water. I don't drink it. Really,
I don't want to get out of polluted Yeah, yeah,
I drink I bottled water every time.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
That's that's insane. Why that's a way drink out of
the tap. The tap water in LA is great.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
We have some of the best tap water in the country.
It's actually underrated. Our water is tested about three in
a location on the sea for two different water delivered
to you meets or Excel, state and federal drinking water standards.
LA water is better than most states get water.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
But is it better than bottle water?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah? Actually probably because of the fucking this is microplastics
and all the bullshit that's in here. This is terrible
for you. Yep.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
What about glass?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Glass is king not anymore. They just did a bunch
of new testing to find out that glass also has
fucked up shit in it. Now, so we can't win.
So you know what you do? You don't drink water.
We're not that sit at bad friends. We don't drink water.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah, no more. Did we already talk about the hurtling
spacecraft coming toward us? We did last time? Right?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
No, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Oh it's coming in December.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, it's coming.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
We got a new we got something coming to kill us.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
No, so the harvest science Harvard scientist.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Don't believe him already Harvard don't believe him.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Okay, a Harvard scientist discovered something. He doesn't think it's
a commet because there's no trail.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I don't think A Harvard scientist and professor A. V.
Lobe Avi Lobe has suggested using the existed NASA Juno
spacecraft intercept and study interstellar object three atlass, which he
uh he what persists could be alien technology, not just
a natural comment. His proposal stems from his recharch for

(55:10):
similar objects, like A.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, that was in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I remember, uh so what was that?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
So it's hiding behind the sun.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Were he paralyzed?

Speaker 6 (55:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
What are you laughing? That's true. The trajectory is behind
the sun, so we can't see it.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
We go around the sun.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
You go around it, not me. Okay, I stayed right
behind it.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
He is right, Bobby stays right.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I stayed right behind the sun. Okay. So, yeah, it's coming, and.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
It's four miles wide or seven miles wild something like that. Whoa,
it's huge, big and where do we hope it hits?

Speaker 7 (55:51):
It's not getting trapped in any planet's gravity as it
goes through the milky Way. It's just slowly coming by
us and it'll hit us around December.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Did they think they know where it's gonna hit.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
No, it's just gonna go right through the Milky Way.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
But it's gonna pass Earth in Sumber.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
It's not gonna hit us.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
No, No, it's gonna hit us.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
It's gonna it's It's not a comment, dude, I hope
it hits.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
It's a it's not a hit situation, guy, it's a
slow down situation. It's like, what's up dog situation? Dude?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
So you think this is them saying what's up dog?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yes, dude, And you know we watched signs last night.
Mean someone was seeing and yeah, there's two types of
people in the world, dude.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
What are they?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
The type that sees stars.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
In the light?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
You got it two times of you they.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
See aliens spacecraft in the skyline and they believe they
have hope swing away right. And the second one are
naysayers that fifty to fifty and deep down they're instilled
with fear.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
And I'm hope what was it that killed the alien's water?
And guess what we just said, don't drink water?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Whow where the real alien is?

Speaker 6 (57:02):
You?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Don't believe this is true.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Of course, what do you mean? I think there's a thing.
I don't think it's fucking alien life for them. I
think they're so fast they'd be here by now.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
And see what how big is it's like four miles
to seven miles or something.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Like maybe seven miles is so big it's it's between
one and twenty kilometers, so they don't even know that's
six miles.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Yeah, it's big.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Most reason, I've just this size closer to six miles,
six miles long.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's so long, it's big, but that's.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Got to be.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
All the guys are on there, then their whole Yeah,
everyone's on there, all the homies are on yeah. Yeah,
imagine if they left some guys off. Where are you
guys going?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Past Earth? Can I go? But if they go, I
don't know there's enough room. He said it was six
miles long. I don't know if we have the room. Yeah, yea,
just one guy they can't stand yeaheah. Hey Mark Marcus, Marcus, Yeah,
I heard you guys are gonna take off tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah. Is there any room on the craft?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Wow? No, there's not enough room. Really, Yeah, there's twenty
of us. It's what are cozy in there?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I heard it was six miles long.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, but you know what the living space is, you know?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Oh I understand, Yeah, I understand, Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
By the way they take off, they're like, thank god
we left that fucking guy. I can't stand that fucking guy.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
But see what would happen if they go Andrew Bobby,
big fan of band friends, Dude, I hope they got
we want a start a podcast in our civilization? Will
you come?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Great?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Would you come?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
We got a guest on their podcast.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, I have four point five million followers in our
version of it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, would you go?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Though?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Our guest today is say whatever they want, totally unfiltered.
We love these guys.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
By the way, you know what's so funny is I
bet you if any sort of communication is getting through
the airwaves into outer space, it's probably podcast because there's
so many of them that are being shot out in
the fucking world. This is probably what they're hearing. Yeah,
And what a bummer, What a bummer that this is
what they think of us.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
And they're probably twenty million years from now now it
doesn't get there right away. It takes time.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah, it takes a long time.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Not twenty million years, but a long time.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Well, I mean they'd be millions of light years away.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Yeah, it depends on how far away they are.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah, but we'd be long dead by then. Notorious maybe
in a universal.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Depends if we have on that craft. I would call
that Bobby Andrew, we came just for YouTube. You can't
bring any of the bad friends. But if it what
if they said they could just be.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
You and me?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
No one we love, no one we know, but we
can never come back to Earth. Never, no family, no friends.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
No, No, you wouldn't go. I know you wouldn't go. Yeah, now,
you would not go. You'd be so scared. I would go.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I would go just to protect you. What a story.
They'd write books and books about us, they'd write movies
about us. It'd be our real legacy. We wouldn't just
be known as bad friends. We'd be known as the
two guys that went to space on the seven mile
craft and never came back. Wow, we'd be embedded.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Who'd be teaching about us in the future fifth grade teachers?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, what's the hair? Though? It would depend on what's there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
It doesn't matter. Let's find out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
No, no, I have to know. I don't have a list.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
We get up on the craft right away. It's anal probes.
We're like, what I thought that we really like to
do this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yeah, yeah, it would it would have to be well theever,
you have to have to have human women there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
My dad just called me, m hold on, hey, we're
doing the podcast right now. What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Just calling the check on you and find out when
you're coming to town.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, Jeff, it's Bob. Hey, what's up with the popcorn bowls?
The popcorn balls? Well, they're they're special for popcorn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
But why do you get so mad about it, Jeff.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Well, because we have things in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
That are be used for certain things.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
And Andrew was, you know, being typical Andrew being against
the grain and picking another.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Ball right against the right, against.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
The al right, babe, all right, see you, Bobby, take care,
all right, bye, Josh, I love you. I'll see them.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye, babe, Okay, bye, all
right bye. He's so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
So we get a lot of submissions for different things,
but we always get way more submissions after episodes air
with the minutes, so these are all late submissions.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
But this is Carlos replacement fans.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Okay, let's see some of them. And yeah, I mean
we do want to see some of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
These energy replacements. This is Charity, What a Bad Friend's Gang.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
My name is Charity. I am twenty five and I'm
from Gaston, Oregon. Gaston's like a fifteen second town. If
you blink, you probably already drove past it. We got
like two bars, no gas stations, about a dozen crackheads
out of a total population of sixteen. So that's where
I'm from.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, I'm a bit of rarity out in these parts.

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
You've probably never seen a Samoan girl under six two
two seventies, so I at least got that going for
I currently work in corporate finance and administrative assistance, and
I'm working to get certified as an independent travel booking
agent on the side. So yeah, I kind of got
the hustle going try to get out of this crap.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Shoot. Pause, we gotta get her out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
All I'm gonna say. Get upset. Okay, this is a
perfect and I mean perfect replacement for your assistant. Yes, literally, yeah,
she does all the things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Also all the travel booking.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
That's what That's what I'm fucking saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
But hey, but my assistant's camping, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Is never not camping. Okay, this girl probably doesn't like camp.
She's awesome. We love her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Got two good ones so far, back to back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Dshawn, Hey, yeah the way you said that, D Shawn,
just say DeShawn that d Sean, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
This is the submission for the replacement in the Booth
Challenge or whatever you guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Doing over there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Love this guy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
Now, I heard you guys are looking to replace someone.
But one thing I did hear you guys say, was
you got a bunch of nine? Why you have a nine?
Wee youn settle for an eleven? Also, you said you
have you need some women to submit. I guarantee that he.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Thinks he's Michael Beep Jordan. He's got but he's not.
He's not Michael Pep Jordan, Michael Jeep or Jeep. I
fucked that up? What it made me because you went
beep beep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
You know what he thinks he's Michael Jeep Jordan. He's
Michael Beep.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, they're good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Good, I guarantee you he does like Yeah, he seems
like a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, yeah, we like him. We like him a little aggressive.
He's not eleven though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I don't know why he says eleven. I don't know
what that means. Maybe it means he can go up
to eleven.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
You have women in that building, but you know what,
you don't have.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Give a shot? How can we still not getting shot?

Speaker 9 (01:04:08):
Nobody want to give us a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
He has a point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
He has a point, first of all. Yeah, yeah to Sean, Yeah,
I do understand what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I do it when it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Perhaps we should have we should some more color in
the booth diversity. I think we need a color commentator. Yeah,
and that's not that's a He.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Would be funny, he would, yeah, yeah, he would. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
But he also can we do guests?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
We could try guests, We could try.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
We also have people zoom in or face him, and
if we want face to face interactions.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Yeah, maybe we zoom first. I think that's probably a beat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Zoom. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
This is Carissa t.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, she's pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Hey, and Bobby, let me get these out of the
way right now. The reason why I said instead of
Bob first, it's because his name starts with an A
and Bobby starts with a B. So, now that I
got that out of the way, I just saw today's

(01:05:13):
episode where you were you guys were asking for replacement
for fancy b He since he's living for a few months.
I would like to say that. Andrew said that we
have to be from Spain, which I'm not. But I

(01:05:33):
am as Spanish as you can clearly tep that from
my accent, and I'm not from the area. But it's
really easy for me to make it there. If you
if I get there, if I get paid, just if
I get paid, let me know, and I'm going to

(01:05:53):
be there as soon as i can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Process. It's yeah, shut it down. We've got the guy.
Shut it down with.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Love at first sight, the god, that's the guy. Dude,
find him, find him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
We've got the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
We've got the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
He's fucking perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
He's perfect. He's an upgraded version of what we have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, we're also going to find out for certain that
this young man absolutely lives somewhere we cannot access.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Yeah, he said, you can drive and look at the
let's just investigating. Can you zoom in at the greenery
in the back. I'm really good at like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Yeah, Bobby's going to figure you know, like geo mapping.
He's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
It's so good at it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Zoom in all right, you know that kind of foliage?
Is that recognized at all?

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
That's North California's North North Carolina. No North, Northern California.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Northern California. Yeah, even better.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Truck right here it looks like, yeah, I can't see,
it's blurry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
And you know what, you know it's behind that truck
is a Michael Jeep Jordan is right. I gotta tell
you I love this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
I love him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I'm into this guy. Let's find out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Let's try to get him there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I think he said, I think he said he wants
to be paid. No, just fine, we'll pay him if
I get paid. Oh, but we will pay him. We'll
pay him for the day's work.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
You know what. I'm willing to pay out of my
own pocket, three hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I'll match it, WILLI Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Yeah, yeah, It just depends on to get him here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Six hundred depends on where he's coming from too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Let's be real. Let's send him a message all right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Well, listen, we're excited for the future, we're happy for
the prospects. Thank you guys for submitting. We'll get some more,
some mitles later. But but Cruso Tomey, what Corriso, Tom
Tomoe honestly whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Doc, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll couple with a nickname.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Yeah we will. Yeah yeah, we'll see you soon.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
We'll see you soon. And also thank you for being
a bad friend.

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