Bobby Hates Richie

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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took my dad to a Monday night football game and
then we went out and just got hammered afterwards, and

(00:42):
we're sitting at the bar, just my dad and I
just like just like we're just leaning against the bar
and he looks over at me, you know, like how
dad can look over you sometimes causing that smile, you know,
that twinkle in his eye. I'm waiting for him to say,
loves me, you know, and he goes, I'm pissing right now.
Very good girl. Do y'all want to shoot guns? Just
run out back?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He is queen, He's queen.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm runways l I'm runways ley.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm sorry. I don't even like that one. Let's move on.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
You two are bad friends.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Who are these two idiots? Aside? You two are disgusting
YouTube or something.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We can be heroes just for one day, Miss Bowie,
good night, Hello, welcome to Wow. What what? What? What
a pleasure to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
What a pleasure to be here, to be back in
the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Andrew's been gone for so long, one month. We don't
even know how what he looked like anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I look the same.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What. You're pinkish?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh I got a sunburn yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, you're pinkish, and you're attitude is a little agro.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm agro.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now you spit a gum at me and guess what
I did?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Do you have any proof of this happened?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, but what did I do?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Head butted?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I head bitted it, butted away.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You are a soccer man like George?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
What like what George Bush did with the shoe? Right? I?
I I locked in at the gum. You're good and
I saw it in slow motion. I head butted it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, here yeah, here, I have a packet here right?
Well you sorry?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
You gotta get another?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yea one more? Yeah, baseball, use the baseball, but don't
throw it.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Lops just softer? Really good?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Look at that?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
That really good?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Did you see that?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did you see that? Jewels? Rudy Jewels is back.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah at the Korean spot. When I see nuts in
my face Korean nuts, I can do it, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Rudy, what's going on? Welcome back to the show. Hello,
Hello energy through the roof?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
God, Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Hi, has there a top hasn't washed? Has washed your
car since you gave it to her?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I know, not kidding.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
We're right next to each other, and I was like,
that is as dirty as you left it.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
As soon as your mom left. This morning, I woke
up in shivers in a sweat. Why our house is
going down? I think her mom? If anyone listening, right,
now you want Filipino in your house? Her mom she's
cleans everything.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Can we put up the website? You get a Philippine?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, you had to get a Filipino. Do the way
you fold the you know, the socks and the underwear.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yet future, where did your mom go back to the Philippines?
She's gone, Wow, I got her.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, she was worried about it. I called twice. Yeah,
what's for the challenge?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Welcome to ice to get someone deported? Press one?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah dude, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You are thirty six in line. Please hold.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
The people hold for hours. They can't wait. Yeah. Fuck
Oasis tickets, they will hold on for five hours.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
How much of those tickets going for right now? Oasis?
What do you think? What's the averag? Let's guess what
the average resale tickets? They're all sold out. If we
want to go to the Rose Bowl, what do you
think that costs for like an average ticket? I'm guessing
like three hundred four hundred for.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Shitty may see something controversial? Yeah, yeah, they have five
good songs.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're you're so out of pocket right now? That's insane.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
They have five good songs. You think underwall.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Keep going bring up their fucking album. You're telling me
they only have five good songs. I think that whole
album was good.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
What's that main album? Don't Look Back and Anger? Good songs, Wonderwalk,
super Sonic, great song, Don't Go Campaign.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Super Away, Cigarettes and alcohol never heard of that song. Definitely,
Maybe sing me cigarette right now?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Boom send me cigarettes and alcohol right now?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Figurrettes an alcohol. Yeah, me in this school?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, sing me roll with it, roll with.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It, just roll with it, just roll with it. How
about Digsy Love Digsby's Digsi's what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
We're gonna roll with it. Yeah, you don't know any
of this shit.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
How about fucking in the bushes? Fucking inshes? Oh you
like morning Glory?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Supersonic? Okay, Morning Glory? Okay. My point is is that
bi electric. She's an electric, She's electric in the morning.
She buzzes with electricity.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Actually, the Importance of Being Idle is one of their
best Bristol let me hear it. The Importance of Being
Idol is one of their best songs. And he actually
said that's his favorite song. Let me bring up something
that's wild, Yeah, because I learned something this week. Those
conjoined twin girls had.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
A baby, Nobby and Brittany.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Is that their names?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Brittany and Abbey.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
They had a baby.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
There's no way Brittany and Abby had.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
They did dog. Look at conjoined twins Abby and Brittany.
I've seen carrying their baby. So the guy's only married
to one.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Of yea the girl?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, how does that work? And we had to google it?
They share a vagina. Yeah, so the other one has
to look away when they're hooking up.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
The other one doesn't get the name it, She has
no say.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, but if one of them is like, come inside me,
everyone's like, God, please don't. Yeah, yeah, because they might
have mixed feelings about it.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Now, it'd be wild if their baby is conjoined, Oh
my god? Or do they do three? Three can join?
And then they one upped right.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
One up their mom, mom, dad?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah? Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Because I learned that this there's a picture that plays
in MLB and he's what's called a mirror image identical twin.
Look this up. This is insane. I thought I thought
identical twins was it? I thought mirroring is like the same, No,
a mirror image identical twin. Yeah, look at that Taylor
and Tyler Rodgers are both baseball players. So his left
side is his right side, So if you looked at
each other, it would be like looking exactly in a mirror.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Is that fucking I don't get it. Explain it to me.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Mirror image meaning like my right side is your left side,
so it's mirror, it's not it's not flip.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, but if I was at your left side, people
would think that you had a stroke. Why is his
I squint left his career a stroke?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
But if their mirror image, iitical twins, which happens when
it splits at a certain time, and if it splits
a second later, they become conjoined. So they just misbecoming conjointed.
Whoa bill a second? I think, whoaw isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What would you would you ever date? Would you ever
date an identical twin?

Speaker 7 (07:37):
I feel like I'd be down, Yeah, kind of just
like a threesome, but like with just one.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Dick, she goes right for it.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Wa wi me threesome with one day? I don't care.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
She's getting two for one.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
All right? You mean to it's conjoined twins, I'm talking
about id identical you were Liken joined.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'd be down to conjoined.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well they don't they don't have two dicks. Yeah, they
have one dick, but four balls oddly enough.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, a lot more to play with.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I guess now if they had two dicks, right, would
you sometimes suck the brothers dick or no?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Maybe just caress?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah yeah yeah, because you feel bad because you have empathy.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, you feel bad if I was the other.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
If I was the other, but I would plate I
get a switch.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Dude, I thought of you. At the airport, a guy
had a handheld and he was going through his glasses.
What is that?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, what do you? I'm not fucking president of Sony.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Your video when you aren't you Samsung?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah no.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
A guy had a pair of glasses.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah that's not you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
A guy had a pair of glasses at the airport.
He was sitting waiting for the plane and he was
like this. He had a controller and he was looking
up just with his with glasses.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Wow, what is that?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
What console is that? I've never seen that in mind time?
Richie knows, Richie, do you know I don't? Well, then
get the fuck out, God damn it, Richie.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Don't nod your head like you now.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Richie's back. They were not build him a k. I
thought we were gonna buid it.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, Richie's back. He's been working out to look you. Yeah, yeah,
there it is.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh my god, Richie, Richie, go sit in that chair,
Go sit in that chair.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
You love the rich I love rich Oh yeah, Jee's
you know Richie.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I've merriede Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Richie's got his let's judge his legs. I didn't know
you were that Harry. I wouldn't have assumed he was
that Harry.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Do you have Hugh Jackman's legs?

Speaker 8 (09:28):
It's kind of hot.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah. Yeah, wait, that's hot legs. You think he's got
hot legs?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Do you think the huge Jackman would have those legs?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Get that? No, that's more Gerard Butler. That's Jerry Butler.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, that's Jerry but but it's like really nice, manly.
It's the upper body you need to work on. Yeah,
you have Michael Palp's upper body.

Speaker 9 (09:49):
Yeah, yeah, usually the upper bodies of the cell.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah. No, no, you have a school shooter's face.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You do you think the upper body is is your best?

Speaker 9 (10:00):
I think it's all kind of the charm.

Speaker 10 (10:01):
I think my face is sort of the I think
it's a little I'm a whole package, you know the legs.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
You're like a package that they threw over the fence.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Now did you go to the Weird Al show?

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Of course I did, got my shirt on right. Here
is the best thing ever show. It was amazing. He
did costume kinges like every single time. He had the
fattooed for fat he had the already the Amish Paradise beard.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
It was wow.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And he plays all the hits. He doesn't play new songs, no.

Speaker 10 (10:24):
I mean a couple new, but like all the hits.
Everything you wanted to hear, everything was in there.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Wow did he how many people? A lot? What was
it was that? Oh ship?

Speaker 10 (10:37):
It felt like not sold but like pretty sold out.
Might have been sold out a lot of people in
the forum.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
He's yeah, yeah there killed weird Man.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
We love you wed. Now you think Weird Al is
better than Oasis?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah? More heads?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
He does have more hit Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
The Yoda so I.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Just eat it?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, just eat it.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Gangsters how much paradise?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I met him before. He's super nice, white.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Nerdy polka face. I mean, I can these are all bangers.
My balloona my ballonas so good.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
You know, this is one of those guys. He will
last forever and ever and ever forever, right, he'll it's clean,
family fun.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
You know who he is? No, no, no, you never
even heard of weird Al Yankovich. Wow. Well he's a
guy who does parody songs.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, he does popular songs. He started in like the
late nineties, and he would do popular songs then remake them,
Like there's a song called beat It by Michael Jackson
just beat It, Don't don't, don't don't. And he wrote
a song called just eat It, eat It, eat it, don't,
don't eat it, eat it.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
He got sued no less than a thousand times right
over the years.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
He would always get the artist permission. Oh he did.
I thought he got sued for a couple of times
by people. I'm pretty sure, like for.

Speaker 10 (11:58):
Uh is It I might have been homage Paradise.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
I'm pretty sure he's pissed at him.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Weirdell settled a lawsuit Sony Music for Undisclosed the Mountain
twenty thirteen, ending a five million dollar claim that the
record label had unpaid, underpaid him royalties. Oh that's for him,
for him, But Homage Paradise looked that up, wasn't wasn't
I think he was not a fan? Yeah, Coolio hated it.

Speaker 10 (12:19):
Yeah, it's like parody loopholes or something like that. They're
always you can parody anything.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Way around it.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It is true. There's loopholes to everything. The controversy Alma's
pardist a misunderstand Beatween, Culio and Wordell regarding permission to
parody his Gangster's Paradise. He Coolio initially felt disrespected in
public stated he never gave permission. Yank Vick believed he
had received approval to the record label dispute ultimately cooled down.
Coolio later admitted his reaction was wrong because he probably
it only probably sold more albums for him. That's the irony.

(12:47):
I bet you that just resells more albums for the original.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
Oh, Tot, I only knew Amage Paradise for years. You
never knew Gangs Gangs Paradise for a while. Weird I
was like my introduction to half of these songs.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
So disrespectful to insanely, it's an honor to weird al though, Well,
you're a weird You're a weird alien. I am you're
a word Allien. What does does he call this fans? Something? Weirdos?

Speaker 9 (13:08):
I'll take weird. It's kind of a cool and I
kind of like that weird. If he's not doing that,
he should.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, well he jumps on every other bandwagon thing. I'm surprised.
What is it the ironic thing about Gangster's Paradise? It's uh,
it's kind of a parody of Past Time Paradise by
Stevie Wonder. So he stole it too. Well, every rap
song has samples from other things, right.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's pretty heavily sampled, including the title.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
So what does Stevie Wonder have beef with Coolio? You
just might Wow, didn't see that coming.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
Nerd talk, it's cool talk.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
What what are we? What is going on here? Do
we Grandma's basement? Nerd talk?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Welcome back to NPR Today we're gonna be just exploring
the past of albums and where they came from.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Today.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
My guest is Richie Richie. Hi, Hi, Richie. Happy to
be here, too loud for NPR, Really happy to be here. Yeah, yeah,
very good, very good.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
What do you mean my name is Devon and Lewis
and I have my podcast, my radio partner.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
And from Yeah, Cassie, nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Nice to meet Nice to meet you. And I have
a question for you if you had a time machine,
I mean, what era would you time back?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
To?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Fun? It's a fun question that we always ask. We
always are our guy and we have also our third mic.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Here Shira, Oklahoma Shira.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
And she's not from Oklahoma. That's the that's the gag.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's the gay.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, the gag she's from tennesseeis yeah, anyway, Oklahoma? Anyway,
what time? What era? What era?

Speaker 9 (14:37):
The nineteen eighties of course, I feel like all the
movies came out then.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh wow, all the movies, all the movies, like what movies?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Let me guess you love Gremlins? Yeah, weird science?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Is that your gig?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, it's amazing?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Ghostbusters? The original one was that? What was Ghostbusters? One?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ghost seven?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Full Metal Jackets seventies Full Metal Jacket's amazing. Thus is
eighty four, that's right.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know one time I didn't masturbate for like three
weeks straight, and when I did ejaculate, the secret of
the ooze that Marshall Monster. It was Yeah, marshaballow Man
came out of my penis.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
That was a big thing in the eighties. I feel
like oohs movies.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Do you guys know that?

Speaker 9 (15:18):
Like a lot of movies of oohs in them.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
There was a lot of ooze movies.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
It's all about ooze.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, yeah, Are you an ooze fan? Just in general?

Speaker 9 (15:25):
I wouldn't sa' an ooze fan?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Fast, you know, I bet you money put a lot
of gravy on your biscuits. I liked, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and you only donuts what they have like a little
filling in.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
There, right, Boston Cream's the best.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah yeah. And I bet you you do this in
that little hole where they put the cream the cream.
You probably squeezed the donut so the cream squirts out
right and you squirt in your mouth, do you not? Yeah,
you look like that.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
He's not wrong. Teenage Man, Ninja, Turtles, The Blob, great films,
a lot of ooz movies.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, gak was big from Nickelodeon. We were coming off
the era of gack and slop and fly. It was
a popular thing to put in in pop culture.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
You know what I would do if I had a
time machine and we've talked about this, right, Yeah, yeah, shroud.
That your name? Huh your name?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Sure? What's my name?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
What's what's my name? I've been on the show for
thirty I know, and you don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, yeah, what's my name? What's my name? Yeah? Anyway, anyway,
we've talked about this. What I would do is I
would I would get the recipes for oxy cotton, all
these opiate drugs, go back to the eighteen hundred's New
York and have a little stand, you know what I mean,

(16:46):
And I would sell these pills. I would make a fortune.
I think smart. Yeah. What would you do any society? Yeah?
What would you do with a time machine?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I had an idea once. It's pretty offbeat, but I
would go get an almanac, a sports almanac, and go
back in time.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, I see what, Let me guess, can I guess?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Right? You would bet on games you'd already know you'd
be able to. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, that's a very
good thing. You know. What I would also do is
I would find Steve Jobs early when he was living
in the garage developing stuff, and I would give him
a million dollars. Ago, let's just get anything you do,
I'll get ten percent your company ten percent. Yeah, yeah,
smart And the YouTube that Chinese guy from the YouTube, is.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
That the same guy as Sony.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
No, it's not the same guy. Yeah, what would you do? Oklahoma,
Miss Oklahoma, Miss Oklahoma?

Speaker 7 (17:32):
I would try to ride the plane from two thousand
and one nine.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Eleven, my god, and to save and would just turn around.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh you would do you have a pilot's license? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Can you imagine Rudy gets on one of the flights
from nine to eleven. She just stands up and goes
turn around. Nothing happens. Turn around, turn around, that's it.
You wouldn't do anything. You would just try to make
him turn it.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Give one chat, that's what you do. Get on that plane.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Yeah, maybe convinced, like maybe like a blowjob or something.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
He's like, what should we do now? We're going to
get thirty five virgins when we get up.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
There isn't one single Chinese guy who owns YouTube. It
it's a subsidiary at Google Phone.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Now, who is that Asian guy? I would go to
that as I would go to Steve Chen and go, hey,
I'll give you some money. Just give me ten percent
of company. And back then they probably do it.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Of course, what is Steve Chen doing?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Now?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
See, this is the kind of thing. These guys are quiet,
They Taiwanese Americans.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Let me guess, Let me guess. Yeah, he's riddled with
white pussy.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh my god, yeah, just pouring it down, yeah, Chen dog.
Is he married? Oh yeah, he's got a spouse. He's married.
He's happily married with two kids.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Because you know that Enron you remember Enron.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Love, Enron Big and Ron Fan really huge.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
So I mean all of them went to prison, but
there was one Asian dude.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
With an accent didn't go.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, he got out early, a year earlier before the
investigation started.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
And him and a stripper, you know what I mean?
He met a white girl, stripper, this guy Lou Long Pie.
He got a white stripper from a like a strip club. Right,
goes be my wife. Right. They took all this money
and they bought all this property and like I think
Oklahoma or somewhere like that.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Genius.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, he was a genius and they could did they
never got him. Did he still stay.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
With Oh yeah, yeah, there's Lou Long right now.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, he's still with the stripper dude.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Two hundred and seventy million dollars after being forced to
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This guy's genius.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's a genius, dude.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Lou Lung Pong.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
That's a great documentary, Lou.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
That's Lou Pie.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, that's Loupie did.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
No, that's him, that's him. Pie was a senior executive and.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Look at him. He got out, he sensed it. He knew,
you know what we're doing right here. He's very very wrong.
I have to I'm gonna go strip right I know,
this white girl.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Very smart to go to a strip club and I'm cousin.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm calling. I'm calling my cousin. I'm him.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, Range, I got.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Some money, wrong thing going around anal.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
What are you gonna do about it?

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Speaker 1 (20:06):
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Something came from nothing. Yeah, this guy goes to a
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the way, they need that. She obviously needs help getting
out of her situation. He needs help.

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It's the it's perfect pretty pink, it's.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Pretty in pain, it's pretty, it is pretty in pink.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Pretty.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, it's kind of the same story.

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He's trying to save them, don't you want do you
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Speaker 1 (20:34):
Save your mentality?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah.

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We have some girls. You want to do that now, Yeah,
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Let's hear you put on your cansas you can hear something.
This girl says. Serena says, I'm chill.

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Speaker 10 (25:35):
I mean, I'm pretty flattered. She drive right down, pick
me up. I don't have to call the uber nothing.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Is this her?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's her?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Cue Judie Pie. What do you think, rich?

Speaker 9 (25:43):
I'm pretty flattered.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
This is up your alley?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
How old is there? She Serena.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
She doesn't say, I don't know, but hold on, what did.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
You do for a living?

Speaker 9 (25:51):
I gotta know the Yeah, there's not enough information on
this one.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I feel like I just based on looks tho you
would do it based off it.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
Looks yeah, but based off of I don't know her?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Slow investigating tells you she lives in Vegas. And I'll
tell you why?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Why?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Why do you think? How did I guess that?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Let me see based on this photo?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, I base it on something else.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay, go to all the photos I want to see.
I want to be an investigator. The Sun it's extra sonny.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
There, extra sonny. Whytt Well, we'll go back to the email.
Oh the seven o two seven o two is the
area coach for Las Vegas. And I put this together
knowing because she said, and she said, I'll drive to
Cali tonight. I thought it's got to be a close
enough place. It's got to be in Nevada. Seven O
two is Vegas.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Bro, What are you doing in this job? Dude? There's
crimes that need to be solved.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Bro, I don't do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't do that. No, you talk in jabbering with that.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You're the FBI call.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, come on, man, I got some murders.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I can't do that no more. I told you not
after my brother.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm sorry for saying best friend he is.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I love him. Oh a date with Richie. This is
a mill from Incinnati.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Who mal fit out. Let me see the photo.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well, zoom in first.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
Oh yeah, wait you oh god wait, I'm selling her
more past the last one.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
This one's off, dude, Dude, one's off.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Richie.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Richie, Richie?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
What about this one?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Mad friends, I hear you're looking for someone to take
Richie to the word ol concert. I think I'm your girl.
A real life milf with a pretty awesome personality sends
you humor and a soft spot for nerdy guys happen
to be in. I just so happened to be an asper,
which means I know how to make the day feel
like the most fun guy in the room. And I
have the wardrobe to prove it. Picture Richie watching walking
in with me in his arm. He gets to look
like the King of nerds. I come to party with
with said king, and everyone wins. I keep it playful, classy,

(27:36):
totally unforgettable, just not enough to make a story. He'll
never stop telling Candy.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
We're flying her out. Let's do this. We're gonna fly
her out. We're gonna fly her out.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
She's got to be careful with that kind of shoes on,
that kind of slippery. I mean, that's slippery out there
by the way tsunami comes. Yeah, be careful. So Candy's
and an escort and would love to take you out.
I'm interested in sending you out. Going to the next
bathroom photo. First, I noticed here has oh my god,
she has one of those chalk those chalk writing bathroom.
You can write on the wall there. But that's a hotel.

(28:07):
How do I know that's a hotel? The tiles above
the tub, that's a hotel. And also the pre established,
so many dispensers.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Give me the best investigative.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Look at this soap, the dispensers. There's a hotel, so
this is a holiday inn.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
How do you know that's, Jimmy, because she was murdered.
She was murdered two hours after this photo was taken.
Explain to me, Jimmy, Jimmy, how do you know this
is a holiday.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Inn because I've been to a lot of holiday in
I see.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
What else, Jimmy, how did the intruder get coming into
the bathroom there? Because he was murdering?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
The intruder knock knock knocked and said house keeping, She said,
go away, they can.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
He probably went through the door, right, Jimmy, front door. Yeah,
well there's only one door there in the bathroom with her.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
You could use the back door.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh you can't.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh she made it very m very clear.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
What else? All right?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Anyway, by the way, Richie, let's get a poll of
this is this would you go out with this lady?

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
There's another young lady. Let's see what she said?

Speaker 11 (28:58):
Friends?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
All right, already right now? What high teeth functionality?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Teeth functionality?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, yeah, and you know what that means. It means
that she has great nice. It's just the scientific way
of saying it, right. You never heard that beautifulies right?
Nails right, healthy, they're natural, natural healthy, no dirt, nice lips,
no dirt between between the nails.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Say something about the eyes. Not a ton of makeup.
It looks natural and natural. Yeah, not cake face.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Submitting my video.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
To share why potentially Richie may be interested in taking
me in a weird out. I just pulled up to
my waitressing job, so I'm covering up the restaurant's logo.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Go ahead, you go.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
We have to.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Guess the waitress.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
We have to guess the place that she works at.
She's the waitress.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean parante, Jimmy, Yeah, this this leaning.
We phoned her dead mommy, Yeah, where does your waitress?
Because you know, we can't figure that out.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I really know.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I know.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
With the color, the maroona, that shirt, it's it's it's
a dead give a.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
It seems like a chain.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It's Abby's. She's got the meats.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
She's got the meats. Okay, thank you, Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
What is it? I wonder where she wags it? It's either,
you know, my instinct was either because it.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Is maroon it's a high end. It's a it's a
a Gmail stop.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Don't google it yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say
it can't be high in high end restaurants don't make you.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Wear nice though that it's not.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
It's not like a they don't make you wear a
Polo's a high.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
End, not high end. A chain, a high end chain.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Correct Chili. Yeah, that's not Chili, that's outfits. Chili's is
all black. Yeah, yeah, idiot. Applebee's might be Applebee's actually
might be.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know what I'm going to say, islands?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
No Islands is the Hawaiian shirts.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Hawaiian shirt red robin is a no, because that's the
old one that I'm trying to think. Is that even
a round anymore?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah? It could also be a at a golf place,
like at a.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh that's right. She could work at the country country club. Yeah,
that's also very good.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, or.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Timely Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Cracker Man. I don't know, Cracker bell Man. I don't know.
But they wear the white tea because at last time
wanted they won the white teachers with.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well, they went through a big de I changed. Apparently
now everything is different.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I refuse to go in the change version of that.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, we won't go back.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
If I look and there's that old white cracker man
with the barrel, I mean yeah, yeah, I am out.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, I'm in. That's the old way. Well.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, if that's on there, I go in.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
If it's off, I do not.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Go don't go in, I do not go in. You
heard it here cracker Bell.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, we took you.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
To cracker Bell for the first time on the road.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
That was amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I remember how much shit you bought from the store.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Right, it was I was. I couldn't believe what they
had there.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Shocking, shocking, they had everything.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh you're gonna say this. You turned me onto some
things there. What did I do the fucking licorice?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh yeah, wallabies, yeah, Wiley Wallabies.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I had never heard of wallabies. That's the fucking place
I was. I was in it for hours, had a
shopping bag everything.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
He bought about one hundred and fifty bucks worth of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Come on, and you know you pointed at Wallaby's a
man back in my day or something like that.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I eat them today. I had one. I had to
today when I left the house him at the airport again.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I get every flavor they're so they're so good, green Apple,
the Wiley Wallaby licorice, liquors fan.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
The fucking good. What's the one below? It is that
star anise black licorice?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Are you a black liquorice guy?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't like black licorice. I don't think almost anybody
likes black licorice. I don't know whether it's awful, but
it's awful. You don't like black licorice?

Speaker 9 (32:26):
No, definitely?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Have you had black licorice? Oh? The flavor is weird.
It's it's it's like tastes like Nike wall It does
taste like shitty Nike onell yeahitty Nike.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, but I kind of like Nicoll sometimes.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, because you know you're gonna get a little like buzz.

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I should be promoted horny. After that, I get so

(33:02):
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I get hornet horny on the quille. Dude, I do
get horny.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
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You know, like Unison, I can't take unisom anymore. Do
you know you get too horn I get so horny.
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it's a red flag for me.

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Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
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morning hard, like morning horny.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I get horny hard.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Horny hard, horny hard yeah, and horny hard.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah. I've been getting a lot of morning would lately.
I just had it today and I can't get it
and then you have to pee and it's still up. Yeahs,
so you have to push it down, right. I hate
that you have to do some sort of like I
hate arch too well. I lean against the wall, I
put my hands against one. Yeah, yeah, down to the
toilet like that.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's why I want a urinal at the house. Eric
Andre has a yurninal at his house, and I was
always jealous of.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
That, a stand up urinal.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, he's got a jurinal and he's got a toilet
in his bathroom. He built like a little nook whether
you're wow, and he put a jurnal there.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I was like, why doesn't that come in a house.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I don't know, I don't understand. Yeah, because then then
you're never gonna pee in the toilet where women pe in,
just your only pooping in there. Yeah, I was I
wanted a jurnal. My wife said no. I was like,
why not?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
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that mansion that you live in, so I mean maybe.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah anyway, and then the maid's quarters is
twenty one. I don't know why we never I wanted
to put one in. Testosterone levels increased during rem sleep,
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which gives you harder erections.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
This is morning wood. Yeah, oh that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
You get morning when still rich dog?

Speaker 9 (34:58):
Oh every morning?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
How old are you to? That'll go away?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, it'll go away.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It slides.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
No, I I as an older adult, I'm getting them more.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, but you don't always get them like him every day.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
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do now, No more masturbation? Wow? Why because it's unhealthy
for me every relationship I've ever had. That was the
downfall of every relationship.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You jerking off?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, because I would. It gets to a point where
it's like, you know, you get kind of bored, you know,
with the same right and so in my and then
I preferred doing that over that, and it destroyed every
and it's it interferes with intimacy. Intimacy it can, yeah,
yeah it can. And so for me, it's like once
I weeded all that out, it's like natural sex life.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Are you good? Have you have a natural good sex?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah? Natural good l natural.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Let's get back to this. Let's go, let's get but
let's get rich of a day.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
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you know, I genuinely viy into any kind of music.
I grew up on seventies classic rock.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I love disco. I'm I do feel bad that all
these people are trying to go to the weird al councert.
It already happens, already happened. But we can set up
another date. Yeah, we can think of something.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, Okay, she has a kind of a ton vibe too.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Gorgeous, not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
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Speaker 1 (36:24):
I like her. You can turn her onto something she's
never said he you.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Can educate her educator. Yeah, I don't like this.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
He's not country, So if not, then yeah, I promise you.
I vibe to any other genre of music, you know,
if it's a good, beautiful setting, good drinks, great conversation,
good vibes.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I'm down a vibe to anything. Truly.

Speaker 11 (36:47):
I have been trying to meet new people. It has
been a focused point for me this year, so I've been.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Push possible question.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I like her, she's nice.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
There's something that's bothering me.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Hey, Jimmie, guess what it is?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Something about the necklace. Zoom in on the necklace.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
What is that?

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Is that a saturn?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Is that a pentagram? What is that?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
It's close?

Speaker 9 (37:07):
Think it's a planet.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
It's close, my guess from far away. It's religious.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Her hand has been stuck in that position the whole time.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
She's covering up for the shoot. Don't want to show
you where she works? What's wrong with that? Go back
to the girl.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Let's does she live in La?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Let's find out?

Speaker 9 (37:23):
Excuse it if.

Speaker 11 (37:24):
I let work in in the way and college and
all that whatever, YadA YadA. Also, I really admire Richie's
willingness to get down and dirty.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I like him.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
Man, you can get his hands dirty. I love that
he was willing to clean up Bobby's pet shit.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I don't like it. I've met you before, and.

Speaker 11 (37:40):
I think the concert tickets were a great gesture.

Speaker 12 (37:43):
And if he's just looking for a nice girl, go
have some time, a good time, you know, go listen
to some good music, get to know each other. You know,
this could be the start of a beautiful friendship, something more,
maybe nothing.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
He just wants you know.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
They are wearing the same colored shirt, and now I
tested it. I heard an East Coast twang there, So she.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
Is not from here, but I'm from the East coast.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well you live here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Enjoying?

Speaker 11 (38:12):
Sorry, I have bangs and I don't know how to
style them.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I just got them cut last week.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Anyway, Jersey, hit.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
Me up if you're interested, Richie. Otherwise, have a great
time at the concert and p S. I don't know
if you can tell from my accent, I am from
New York. Unfortunately that ruins things. But if you can't
find any girlies in l A, feel free to me otherwise.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
And she lives in She's from Long Island. She said,
if you can't find anyone, you're fired.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
There's got to be one.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
There is a few.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
No, I understand why you couldn't get out of those
escape rooms.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
He's on it today, Dude, he's on one today. I
like when he gets all.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Who's push, let's who's this? Can we address this? What
the hell? All right? Text? Cob here?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
He likes fucking with you?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Who's this? Text? Cob Let's hear?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I can with you too, but I'm not gonna go ahead.
I have some bullets in my gun.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
God, he's been away from us for so long. He's
so happy.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I love him.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
He's fogging up the shades.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
This is where I This is where I go crazy. Uman.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I am willing to make Richie's dreams come true to
be his date. And I haven't done any charity in
a minute. And I like weird looking boys. This white boys.
This is me zoom in.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Wow drop all the others.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Really and yeah that checks in hard?

Speaker 9 (39:47):
We found her? Oh pretty, we found her?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Look at hey?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Do I test a little jealous?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
You smell a little jealous.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Actually know, And I'll tell you why off screen.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Had it already already tasted?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
All right? I mean, Richie, if I did hook up
with a girl like long ago, would you hook up
with her or not?

Speaker 9 (40:10):
I mean yeah, but it would be have to well
then we'd have to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Now, I don't. You don't even need to talk about.

Speaker 9 (40:14):
It well because we're like friends.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
No no, no, no, we're not friends. You're my employee. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you'll never get my number.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
But that's like dating my bosses.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
It doesn't matter. Just go ahead, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm
going to give you a ticket.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Said Sadie Soupler. A thousand oaks. She'sing thousand oks. She
wants she's five ten. She's a tall girl, okay, and
this is real taller. This is me, by the way.
Let's see what she looks like. Oh god, Richie.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Richie, that's a lot some good submission. Yeah, Richie, that's
the one.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Ritchie.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
We also sent a video.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, yeah, Richie.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
My name is Sadie.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I live in Thousand Oaks. I'm local Ish, Okay, And
I was going to email Carlos for your number regardless,
and then I heard that you need a date to
weird All. You know that I know the Deep Cuts.
I have been a weird Al fan forever. Me think
of some weasel stomping day virus alert like, I'm talking

(41:16):
about deep Cuts, not just Amish Paradise.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
My birthday is August twenty ninth, and I want to
go to weird All with you to celebrate my.

Speaker 9 (41:26):
Birth Oh man, I'm sorry we just missed it, but
she was the one. I want to call it. We
should have done this episode the other day.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Why didn't we film this two days ago? He's freaking out.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
Oh my god, I could have gone with her.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
That guy gonna have gone. I'll take her anywhere.

Speaker 9 (41:45):
I'll asking for me.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
You know, every night, every meal.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
No, I could provide, I could provide nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Long smell, I give it you smell, dude, Yeah, yeah,
your breath smells were good and you'll film over your teeth.
Don't mean I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
It, dude, I love How jealous this is gonna make him.
I will not allow you to go all with her, Carlos,
Too bad.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
She already emailed.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Carlos get her number for Richie. Sure, we need to
make this included in the email.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
It's it's unfathomable to me.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
Oh my god, it just got better.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Go ahead, Richie, but you will no longer be working here.
Do not go out with her? No, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Let me see.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
I have a car so I can get to you.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh old package.

Speaker 12 (42:43):
She drives.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Oh my god, they're allowed to drive now.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Jesus, how was this?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh my god, you can't bring it around the studio.
I'll get her out of here. Oh my god, she's
so hot.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
That was Okay, that's a fin now, and that's a
good one.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Well, how old is this this girl? How old is
this girl?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
She didn't say, I don't think yeah, but she said
she knew deep cuts of weird al so obviously she's not.
She's got to be in her thirties, I would imagine,
right a lady, No, no, I say that. No, she's
probably twenty twenty four, twenty four to twenty six, yeah,
around that age.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Young, Go ahead, right, she's parafect. Yeah you like her?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, you're excited.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm gonna get tickets to another concert.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
When's the last time you went out on like a
proper date with a girl.

Speaker 9 (43:29):
A proper proper date.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's what are we talking? Like?

Speaker 9 (43:33):
A proper, proper, proper date, Like, how proper?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Ritchie, a fucking date of a girl? Just a couple
of months, a couple of months, okay.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
A couple of months, a couple of years, how proper?

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on with the rudy jewels in your world? What has
been up in your world? Are you? What's going on
with you in your dating life? Single? Zero zero? You're
over it now?

Speaker 8 (46:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
You don't want to go back? No, you're done.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
But Tito, Bobby's been we've been doing movie marathons, yep,
and he's just been showing me.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
All the classastic movies.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
So we we went Goodfellas. So I'm gonna throw some
movies out. Yeah and one through ten. You tell me, okay, Goodfellas,
tender to me? Ten, ten, what'd you get? I'll do?

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Okay, I respect the name.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Okay, taxi driver nine nine, Yeah, you like taxi driver
over Goodfellas.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
It's so dark it is.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah. Yeah, it's No Country for Old Men.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Ten.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Wow, that's my top one.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
That's easy ten, easy, ten. It's so good Raising Arizona.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Ten.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
You like Raising Arizona.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I love you, I love You're so you're he's a filmer.
You're hitting home runs right now.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Right. But here's I know what that's the answer that
watch this one? What Fargo?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Oh dude one one?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh, what in the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (47:37):
The guy was just so annoying. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:41):
I couldn't watch it because he was just so stupid.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
He tried William H. Macy, Yeah, who's the main He's brilliant.

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
He does such a good job in that movie. That's
crazy that you didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
He is annoying it though.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But that's the fucking point of the characters. Yes, he's
supposed to be a fucking like a ripe loser.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, you like you?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, it's perfect. You cannot.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, Oh, it's so good.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
I like the one with Brad Pitt. That one's better.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Burn after reading, Oh so good, so good, Burn after
reading is good, so good. Brad Pitt is so funny
in that movie. Yeah, dude, he's he's he's the best.
He's good.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
But it's not in that level of Fargo.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I don't think it is. No, it's not a Fargo movie,
but Fargo.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's pretty good though.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, but Fargo is like a perfect movie. It's such
a good movie. They made it. They made it a
TV show. That's how you know a movie is really
a banger when they're like, we got to do this
again somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, because of Fargo, though, your reaction to it. I
didn't do The Big Lebowski.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Oh it's so good. What do you mean you did?
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, it's another brother.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
She's gonna hate it.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
That's why. If you don't like Fargo, you're not gonna
like The Big Lebowski.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
I'll still try it.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah. Yeah, I watched Ethan, dude, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I watched Ethan's movie alone when I was in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So you call him Ethan like you know him. I
don't like that.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It was mister Ethan Collen.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah. I saw Bobby Is movie. You mean Goodfellas? No, No,
you're right, Marty, Marty.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
You mean Marty, but that part not No.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah, that may a fool that made me look like
a fool. No, no, no, yeah it's foolish.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
But do we got here? Oh? Is this our boy?
This is our Spaniard replacement?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Too? Good? Now you look that good?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Give me the pue you like him?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
All right, hey, Bob, there we are.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Why is it a dragon ball Z shirt? Is because
I'm Asian?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Where we muted on our side?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
You're not?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Hello? Hey? What's hey? Buddy?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh? I like the voice, yeah, Chris, Yeah, it's not
because you're Asian like okay, okay, he likes anime. Okay, good.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Where are you from again? Chris?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
And I like Chinese food?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Chris? Where are you from? Buddy? I mean, where are
you from? Kiddo?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Oh, I'm from Dominican public.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I love this guy.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Dominican Republic, Dominican Republican.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
We don't know. Yeah, they're one of ours. Yeah, they're
one of ours. Yeah, you're from America. You're from Island
America where he's just like you, he's where do you
live in New York? Let me guess, Let me guess.
Hold on, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say queens close

(50:30):
close close to those Yes, you're not in Queens. You're
not in Brooklyn. You're not in fucking Long Island. No,
you're not in Harlem. You're not in the city Manhattan. No,
he's not in the city.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I know, Greenwich Village. What's that.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
He's not in the village. That's in Manhattan. You're not
in Brooklyn. You're not in Queens. You're not in Harlem.
You're not in Staten Island, are you?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
You're in Jersey? Wow? What is it? Albany?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
That's not that's not in New York. God damn it.
That's Upstate news.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
That's upstate. That's like one on pain.

Speaker 13 (51:10):
I thought not because he's New York.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
It's in the state of New York. We're talking about
this city.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
It's like when people go, I live in California, where Bakersfield?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
That's not the same the No, that's like saying I
live in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Wait wait, wait, wait, I live way right. You're right,
there's no logic. Yeah, sorry, I got it. You got
what I'm saying? Or no?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
All right, So listen, Chris, Chris, are you willing to
relocate to Los Angeles?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
He is. What do you do for a living, Chris?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I want uh uh.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
And oh, ship, he's got a good job. Did they pay?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
No, he's a geek squad at that's huh.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
I don't I don't think that's that good.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
You work for best Boy, best Boy, best Buy?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh you work for best Boy? No, okay, you can't
tell us the company name. We won't say, we won't.
We'll blank it out. You can, yeah, wait, Chris, but
if you can bleep it out, yeah, we'll bleep it out.
What is it? We'll bleep it out. I promise.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
It's like a really low and like company. It's called.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Chris, Chris and Chris? What's like? I know you have
a chair, but you have a little bit of a
padding there? What's the padding? Can we see?

Speaker 13 (52:36):
He's from one of my favorite games.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I love this guy pants and these are all the
girls you've jerked off to? Is that your comrag on
your chair? Wait a minute, Sair, you're you're a big
anime fan? And how how old are you? I'm thirty
two and you're single? You got you got a wife, family, kids?
What do you got? Have you? Okay? Are you? Have

(53:06):
you ever been in a relationship? No, we gotta get this.
This guy's you're perfect for this show.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Well, are you a virgin? Chris? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
No, no I didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Are you religious? Is it going against your religion?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Okay, okay, good?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Well what do you what do you believe in? Chris?

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
What do you? What do you believe?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I believe in the Friends?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Damn dah. This guy's the guy. This is our guy.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Dude, all right, So I want to say this if
I love him, if you come out here, Yes, where
do you live? Right now? We have to find a
place for you. We can. You might be able to
live in the studio because our studio kind of looks
like your apartment? Yeah, where where is this apartment?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
If you give me internet, I'm good to go.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
We can need we have more than any We have
Wi Fi. I need to watch Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Need to watch his animals. You have animals anime.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
If he did have an animal, he would have reptiles, spiders.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Snake guy.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, yeah, I got something.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I got something to show.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Oh wow, I love this guy so much better than Ondress.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I mean, I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Oh, you have a ginger too? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
He is?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I'm I'm blanking out right now.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
You don't know your cat's name Leo, Leo Leo.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Is that someone else's cat you just stole?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
It's your sisters? Yeah, I kind of thin.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Oh you do you live at your sister's house?

Speaker 3 (54:56):
No, I believe at my mom's house.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Okay, your house, Okay, Wow, you're in the basement.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yes, this is our guide.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
You're underground. That is a cool way to say. I
live in a basement at my mom.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
So we gotta get to get a private detective to
do some research and stuff like that, I think first.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, yeah, before we fly you out here, we do
need to do a background jackground check yet, make sure
that have you ever have you ever committed any crimes
of any kind?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
No yet, No, don't.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Say yeah yeah yeah. If you were to commit a crime,
what would it be? Lars?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Okay, petty theft? It'll be us so yeah, the whole
world will know. Bad friends murdered by Dominican immigrant Chris.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, okay, good, that's good.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
We don't care. Have you seen this show? We don't care.
Half of this crew is illegal. Well, Chris, we might
have to make it uh a way for you to
get out here. Would it be hard to get you
off of work? To come out here.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
No nod.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Okay, I got money.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I barely can't my vacation time?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Is you got a lot? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
He saves his holiday.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Have you ever taken a vacation Chris? Yes, okay, Where
did you go? Where did your vacation to?

Speaker 13 (56:15):
I went to Canada for a camping.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Wear in Canada?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Clamping is good.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I don't know Edmonton saw the oil fields.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
So I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Place he was kidnapped?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah? And have you have you ever been awhere? Tropical?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Tropical?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, he's from the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
The thing I've been here.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I'm a good detective.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
The guys from a fucking island. The guys from a
fucking island.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I'm not good. I'm not good.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Have you ever been anywhere trapic?

Speaker 9 (56:57):
He's from Alan.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Have you ever been to the beach?

Speaker 13 (57:04):
It's like the Camino thing?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh dude, he's fancy and Michael Michael, Michael, Jeep Jordan, Chris, Chris,
can you tell us a joke? Just tell us a
quick joke before we let you go. Give us a joke,
one joke.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
What do you call a nation with one leg.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
A nation with one leg?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
What?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
What time one shoe?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
That's so good Taiwan. Oh yeah, is it a nation joke?
Because that'd be so funny that only had nation jokes away.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Let me let me think, let me think. What do
you call a fat psychic?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
A fat psychic?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yeah? A fourteen Taylor, I don't even get it.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
A four chin?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Tell we need more?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Give me another one.

Speaker 13 (58:05):
Why did the Mexican threw his wife off the cliff?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

Speaker 6 (58:12):
Why did the Mexican always?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Why did the Mexicans?

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Because he wanted tequila?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Tequila tequila?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I see you bring that kind of energy to the
West coast, Chris. This might just work out. I think
we might have to have him as an introm replacement home,
maybe in the booth. So you're willing, depends what.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I can do. I don't know if I can do
too much.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
No, no, no, we won't. We won't have you do
almost any time.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
You don't do anything. We just need you to be there.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
We just want you to be there.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah, that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Well, let's take a vote. Let's take a vote here.
Who thinks Chris is suited for the show.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Right here, dudemous.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Wow, Chris, that's everybody.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I don't know why you're raised your hand, Rochie, he's
replacing you.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah, all right, Chris. Well, we appreciate you man. Hopefully
we'll see you soon out there. Okay, buddy, thank you
guys for having me. Thanks for We love you.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Love you, Chris.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Last week, yeah, don't don't go yet.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Okay, let me yeah, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
No, no, no, I didn't know. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (59:22):
Last week was my very two years old birthday.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah, we just call it a birthday.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (59:32):
And that was the same day that I saw the
episode where you guys saw my submission. When I heard that,
I was like, wait, listening to my VIVIEO submission. I
was laughing, and he just he just made my whole day.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Actually, it made my whole week. I was to give
to respond.

Speaker 13 (59:55):
To the email sooner because I was waiting the whole week.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Or an email is we love you, Oh, Chris, you're comfort.
We gotta get this guy to l a all right, Chris,
we love you, buddy. We gotta we gotta go. We
gotta go, but we'll talk to you soon. Okay, Bye, buddy,
bye dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I love that fucking guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Love him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I love that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah, we gotta get.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
He's so funny, cute.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I'm not kidding. You gotta get that guy to l A.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
We gotta get him here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
We gotta you boys, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I got it. And you know what it's it's okay
to live at your mom's house at thirty two.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I didn't say anything negative. I just said it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Your energy was a little judging.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
No, no, no, I thought it. I thought it was true
because it looked like a basement. It looked like a basement.
I knew it was a basement. It was subterranean, there
were no windows.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And also, put him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Up in a hotel and we'll fly Him'm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Gonnaet him some confidence, you know what I mean, because
I just he's a handsome guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
We'll put him on the show. He'll he'll get pussy
from the show. I'm sure. Look at all these fucking
losers get pussy from the show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Yeah, okay, Plus it's the only show who gets up
four I mean twenty producers that do nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
So the resentment of this kid, the resentment is bananas.
He hates everybody. Yeah you do you even want to
keep doing the show? Yeah, no, he hates it. God, dude,
you're out of pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
He's out of pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
What's going on with you? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
What is this Richie? At our first episode in the studio? Well,
how long ago was that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Twenty?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Jo? Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
No, three years ago?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
So you were in his school in Queyapiac.

Speaker 9 (01:01:34):
I was an andre student and then it came here
the first time. I was like touring and then got
the job.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
You look less annoying in this photo less? Yeah, you
look cute there.

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
He kind of looked like this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Yeah, you do. Look So how did he hit you up?
He hit you up Andreas for the intern job. Now,
when we were.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
Needing more people, I knew that him and another girl,
Emma who in this picture.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
We remember Emma and she was on the show. She
sat on camera right, so they Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
They both were coming to l A at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
So wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, how do you like la Richie?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
General, that's not I don't give a no. Where do
you live with Echo Park?

Speaker 9 (01:02:17):
No, I'm in Burbank. I'm a very close but he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Have a car. Yeah, you walk here, Rich you walk here, Carlos,
but pick him up. That's very nice, that's very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
What are your cross streets? We're going to cut it out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
What am I?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
What are your cross streets?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I'm riding down downtown Burbank by the AMC. You don't
know the address? No, I mean I know my home
ad Andre here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I don't know, dude. Honestly, you didn't know what a
cross street is your major intersection.

Speaker 9 (01:02:51):
I don't have a car.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
When did you get here? What? Go off?

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
What's up? Sit down? Come sit down, you fucking idiot,
come sit down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Yeah, I have her stayed there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Gensers, what are you doing with your fucking shades on?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Signing out?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Yeah, she's like Chinese, gives this Chinese sound.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah we're inside. There's no yeah, yeah, take the glasses off.
It off?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
No no, no, no no no. I like I like
that they're on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah, okay, Tim rerun, Tim runs. Yeah. So you're you
have workout gear.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Yeah, we're going for a walk.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
You yeah, you never got walk you're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
About you're talking about I'm go hiking all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
You just go to the entrance and then you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Go back home. The last time I did it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
That went all the way around.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Are you guys going for a hike.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, we're going around the reservoir. I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Are you really around?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Why these?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Oh your workout shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
That is my workout shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Those are the shoes you wear every day, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
But the pants okay, yeah, yeah, that's why I'm doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Well, you're gonna go around Silver Lake? No, the Hollywood Reservoir.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Yeah right, he said, is it uphill?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
No, it's all No, it's all flat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
It's all fine.

Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
I could do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I could do it. He can't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Way, Yeah, yeah, there's no incline.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
There's no incline. But can I just say this, I
haven't I woke up, I went straight here. I haven't
had anything in my body.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
No, no, you've never I've never heard this before. Bobby's
mad today because because there's a guy in the show, Richie.
You know Richie, Richie pop, your little stupid headed Oh god,
so we did so we did submissions for girls to
take him out on or him to take them out
on a date. And he got some babes on there.
And Bobby's a little jealous. I wasn't jealous A little what.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
They're really hot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Yeah, well this girl was very attractive and she loves him.
And Bobby was a little upset about it. He was upset.
Oh god, he was a little upset.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, anyway on her. Yeah, No, I was just like
I couldn't believe it, that's all. It was just the absurdities.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yeah, Richie has no car, but you find okay, you
have no money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Do you find Richie attractive? Is he attractive?

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
There's like a cuteness yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Like a boyish thing. Yeah, not like a man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
But you would never I would like. No, you wouldn't like.
You wouldn't lie. You get Hollywood directors. No, oh no
I'm not because I'm tired of a Chinese attitude.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I will say.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah, with Richie, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, you do not believe this communist liar. Yeah, she
means none of this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
There's a cute, there's a cuteness.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
This is how they get ye.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah, that's how they got you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
You'll be working in a factory.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Your bank account is gone, it's gone. That's a cut.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Two days later, I have nothing. Yeah, she did it,
Thank you, thank you, goodbye. Yeah, disappear and you get
no action. From it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Don't you think so?

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
I like his legs, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
You would never go out with him? Yeah? Yeah, Filipinos
are fucking honest.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
That's what I love about you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Come over here and show your legs. She likes his legs.
This is big. See I don't understand this. What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Oh? Yeah, oh you get.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
The fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Body's upper creep show, the walking creep Shop. He's cute, ye, Andrea,
don't lie?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah? Why are you stop it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
And then can I just say this? Her last boyfriend
K pop star. He was not a star.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
No, he was like a rapper or whatever, Indian rapper.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Yeahsion.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
He wrapped thirty thousand people in the show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Do you know rich Brian? Yeah, nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I don't know who the fun look up rich Brian
right now?

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
Cute?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Oh I know this guy? Yeah, I do know this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah. So you know you're gonna go from that to Richie.
You're not going from that to Richie. I think look
at him. Richie will never be on a red carpet.
Let's it's like love on the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yeah, rich rich Though, I want to see you take
that girl out on a date and enjoy it. Bad
friends will take Yeah, bad friends will give you a
will give you a budget. We'll give him a budget.
But here's the deal, Carlos car no not, Carlos McCone
has to be your chauffeur for the night. He's your
uber driver, so he can and macone set up a
GoPro in the car so we can capture the interaction.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Yeah, i'm driving. No, yeah, I'm driving. No, I'm not
gonna have that. They want them to be safe, you're
gonna no, I'm not what that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
She gets out of the driver She's like, what's up
with that Chinese guy driving us?

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
You want her? Yeah, what you want? I don't want
nobody to first of all, you actus. If that's owning
human being, I don't want any Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah, yeah, they're free people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I get how you people think you own women. You're
a pig. You're a pig, You're a pig person. Yeah,
so women are below you? Is that what you're saying? Interesting?
That's what Carlos here. Let me say this, Get me
another red bull, Richie, go get me another red bull.
I have an idea while he gets that. Yeah, I drive.

(01:08:18):
I rent a suburban. Okay, and it's you and him
and her together. It's a try date, and I'm the
chauffeur for that's fun. I take you guys out and
it's a competition to see which one of you it's
not for me, babe, for your enemy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
I see.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
It's a it's a three way and I'm like the moderator,
and we see which of you guys lands the girl
at the end of the night. That to me is
more fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
It just depends on how old she is. Because she's
not over thirty, I can't do it all right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
So look, maybe we'll set up a three way date.
She might be down. Ask her if she's interested in that, Carlos,
and it'll be like a it'll be a dating show.
That will be love on the spectrum.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Se could be. Here's what it could be. Okay, it's
me teaching Richie coaching like a coach. Yeah, like a
love coach.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Yeah, I love coach.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
That'd be good. You know what I mean. I'm gonna
wear some threads.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
I know how you're gonna dress.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
I'm gonna suit it up by that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Are you gonna dress nice? Richard. Oh, yeah, what's nice?
What's nice for you?

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Do you got you what do you do? You do
the collared shirt? Yeah, I do your collared shirt, a
little button down.

Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
A little nice pants, slacks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Are we going jeans?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I'm gonna get a new suit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
He's gonna get He's gonna go get an Italian handmade ye.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna get a new suit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
You know, he's gonna fuck you over. He's gonna outshine
you the whole day's wearing.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
And then just one up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
You're gonna you're gonna want up.

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
Bobby, I'm gonna try to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Oh this wn'ld be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
You got a lot of nerve. But I'm excited for
this date.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Train me.

Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
We could be like Anakin and obi Wan, but not
with the fighting at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
No, No, the fighting is. Let's get you a protest suit. Yes,
let's get you a protest suit, Bobby, a four thousand
dollars protuit. Yes, they Let's get him a suit. Let's
get him a real nice suites. And then Richie, we'll
go take in amends where else pick out anything you want.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
So Andrea to go back to her. Yeah, yeah, she's
moving up in the world. She's now she opened for
Bill Burgher. I know right, Ronnie Chang, I know right,
Whitney Cumming is now okay. And John Mulaney. Yeah, so
you're on the rise. And she flaked on a gig
with me. So am I a tear below them?

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
To be honest, let's this is bad. You haven't been
on bad. This podcast is all about honesty and being
real and authentic.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
That was a mistake, and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have faked.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
She tried to give me ship. She was like, who
you taking on those new dates? And I said Devontre
Cole and she goes, oh, I guess anti woman, that's
what she said.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Yeah, that's how you get your gigs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yeah, no, I said anti Chinese. I did say anti
Chinese email.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Let me ask to say if Devontre Yeah, right, two
days before a gig, says I can't go. What would
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I gotta get another black guy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Yeah, I gotta get another black exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
My show is for young black men.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Yeah, I know it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
So that's fine too, That's what god, that's what I
put on there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
There's no black people in the audience.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
But also she was like, how come you wouldn't take
me on any of those dates. You get so much work.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Oh, so you ask she did, Well, that's sneaky Chinese.
And then you asked my partner.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
She did, Yeah, I want to open. You want to
open for everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
She was open for every single headliner. And I was like, no,
you already get so much work. You open for Burr
And then Melanie, no, no, you get we have to
spread it around.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
I'm greedy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
She's greedy Chinese, the greedy kind.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
What I respect them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
You know what she's not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
They know they're greedy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
She's not the cutting the line kind. I'm wait in
lines with you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Wait yeah, yeah, that's why we love you. You're gonna wait.
But I will say, man, the Chinese are good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
There's so good at.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
What they do. But you're getting so much work you
don't need it. You're cruising, Bobby.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I'm sorry, I was a mistake.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Let me say something, Okay, but I think you're one
of the fastest, funniest rising comics doing great. Yeah. I
think you're so funny in an original and all that stuff. Right,
I just don't let your sneaky chopstick moves. Yeah, and
it's so sneaky chopsticky. I can't do it, cho, Yeah,
you just do what Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Coming to the stage.

Speaker 14 (01:12:17):
Wait, that was miscommunications. You failed on a date and
I thought it was one day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
That's insane. Okay, so all right, you want to get
back into it, let's do it. Okay, right, the year before, right,
if i'm if, I'm doing stand up live in Phoenix,
one of the best rooms of America. Right, she did
it a year before. It was four shows. I asked
her to do it again. Okay, stop, okay, Okay. A

(01:12:48):
Korean's talking.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Okay, but can I say something?

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Oh dude, wow another war Koreans.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Korean's talking.

Speaker 14 (01:12:56):
I mean, I respect you your age, not because of Korea.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Oh this is racist.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
That's racist. Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Our movie is our elite, our k pop is Okay, Okay,
I want to say that Samsung.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Bring up the terrorists, bring up the terror.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Watching Tiger Hid and Dragons.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I'll give you that. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Well, ginzers, I'm happy that you're here. You guys, go
take the boy on the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Right anyway, thank you for being a bad friend in there,
both of you.

Speaker 8 (01:13:31):
Thank you for being a bad friend.

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