Bobby's Missed Connections

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You two are bad friends? Who were these two idiots.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Aside? You too are disgusting?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You too or something?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
We're bad friends?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Look at who's back?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Look who's back?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hellos? You know it was really good to see you.
When I walked into the end of the studio.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
I felled it off.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Did you really?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I hold you twice. I hold you twice, but with
some extra touch and with some cratchies. I love doing
scratches with you. Yeah, yeah, nip nipples. Scratchies are good.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
A couple of tickles for the boy. Yeah, you're back
from Espanya. Had some family time. How are you feeling okay?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Yeah? Yeah, happy to be back?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Are you happy to be back? For real?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Especially because I saw you? Guys tried to replace me?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
We didn't try.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
We did, We're very We absolutely did.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That guy was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
We found a wonder kid, did yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, he's the best, The Big Sea.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Dynamic, the Big Seed. D Are you threatened?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
But did you You didn't edit that episode? Did you know?
But George did and you watched it? Did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You did?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I know? He watched it like a sick little weirdo.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's not as good as There is no way he
is as good as me. And he was was yeah, yeah,
we we we flew him across the country just to
temporarily replace you. But nobody, nobody, bad friends, No one
can replace Fancy be Rappy. He's back.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's mad. Well, so the Big Seed doesn't really know
what food is.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't think he eats.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I mean everything we would. We brought him to
John and Vinnie's right, yeah, and everything was like, I
don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah. Well the first thing you brought out was was
it like a barada or something? And he had no
fucking idea what that barada before in his entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That was a dead ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, old ghost. Yeah we had Oh, he hated the
gem salad by the way, it's just let us he
it's a caesar salad.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
He hated it with a little spice in it. So yeah,
he didn't like that. And then what he did like
was the anchovy pizza, which is strange.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Love.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, there was no cheese on it, just red sauce
and an anchovy stripped across it. And he'd like that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
He was like that one is pretty good. I was
like the fish pizzas good. Yeah, you don't like any
of the other pizza he didn't like. He didn't like them.
He didn't like he didn't like the Bronx Bomber. The meat.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
He's never had real pasta. I thing, No, he's never had.
I think it's a little too chewy for him or
something he did.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
He went like this, yeah, yeah, like a horse you're
trying to get rid of something.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
And then and then the embrace afterwards, where it was
as if we were never going to see him again.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well we're probably not. Yeah, now you know we do.
We I will say this, we do. Really, I don't
want to give anything away to the fans. We are.
We do love the Big Sea. We like. We will
see him again, I hope.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
So we love him.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, he is a unique We got to get him
some you know what, some action? I think, Well, I
mean he's thirty what one two? And then he hasn't
had since the Dominican Republican had in high school, which
I don't even believe. Do you believe that story?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Or no, I don't think he's really had sex.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Come on, come on, what of course that's not real.
He's never had sex.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
He would vivid detail about how it happened. Because he's
been pussy ran away. He's been pussy ran away afterwards
and ran into the forest.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
She was able to cut the ropes escaping through the woods, and.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was chasing her. Come back here, little girl. Yeah,
it was a wild story.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
He had an elaboratory because he because he's been broached
with this subject many times. People have said, you know,
he's been around another guy. That's like, hey, you know
you're working on anybody right now? You got anybody on
your roster? No, no, no, really he has sex once
in Domini.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Again.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I think it's like, it's not like, you know what
does not make fun of that?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
We're not making fun.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Let's go backwards. I'm proud of him because he's saving
himself for real love. That's what he said at dinner.
He said he wants he wants to meet real love.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I think that's what they all say. Well do they
all say.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That either we take him to John and Vittie's or that's.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
True, that's true, you are Yeah, it did feel that
like we should be extronized down.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't want to we don't know, we don't know.
I don't want to read about a Westfield Mall in
Jersey getting fucking lit up.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh my god, that would be that would be the
end of our podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
He's wearing a bad friend's merch shirt. No, tmz, did
you see the mugshots of the guys that robbed the louver?
This is unreal. Look at how hot these guys are.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'll be the judge.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Is this a movie that's Chase Crawford. No, but they're
saying he looks that's him on the right.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
That wow hot. Welcome to Holly What.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, they're going to cast this guy as soon you
know what, someone someone is gonna bust him out of
jail and put him in a movie.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Remember the model, remember like the hot model that we saw.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
On like two Beyond like black stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
We should make a movie. I got it. We bust
him out mangon Right, Yeah, I mean with the two
brothers with the Boston with that was the young brother
from the Boston marathon. What's his name?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Are gonna we'll leave that guy in.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh he's cute though, I bring him?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah? Jeremy Meeks.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
He's already an actor now he's.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Famous, right, he got like fa he got But go
back to the mug shot of the guy that robbed
the Loop. I can't. I mean honestly though, Look at
that guy's face. Yeah, that guy's a thief.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, look at the portions.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
How easy would it be for this guy to get
an older woman who's rich to give him money? Brother, Right,
you don't need to rob? Yeah, you don't eat this?
What does it say? This is one of the two, right,
that's one of the two.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
What's he?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Where's the other guy? Is the other guy? They keep
showing him, so obviously the other guy is not. No,
he's he's sexy too. Yeah, is that big c? I
went to Paris to rob your lob?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Why is that happening? Hot guy's doing this?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Why are hot gys robbing?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah? When you look at Kyle Rittenhouse, Hollywood's dead, You're like,
you get it, right, Yeah, you look at ritten House,
You're like, yeah, But when hotties are doing it, what's
going on with our world?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Its diversity, you know, it's killing that stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
This is DEI, right, DEI is like, enough uggos, We
need to start getting hot guys to rob.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
This is the this is the fucking this is the
lib contingency added again.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Oh my god, they're hot. So are they in trouble
a little bit?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, they used a crane to like, but you didn't
kill anybody. They didn't do it. No, they didn't do Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
That cring company is from from Germany.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Their ads is like, you know, in and out faster
than whatever, Like they're settling through the roof.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well you might as well market use the marketing. These
guys stole a crane and then they hoisted the ladder
up to the window. Dude, it was it's in broad daylight.
I mean he was like in the middle. You can
see it. It's not like it was like hidden in sta.
They just put the crane up to the window, walked
in and came out.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
And so they got the merch. The merch, yeah well
I mean right, but they got at the loup. What
they got paintings and stuff? What is it? No, just jewels, jewels,
They got jewels or rudy jewels.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
They and then she was in there.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Then they got out and they escaped and they escaped
and then they.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Caught them with some rat on somebody ratted them out.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh the rat. Who's the rat? Google the rat?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Google the rat?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Wait wait, wait, go back I'm sorry. I want to
see that real fast. It says the heist is valued
at eighty eight million euros. That's one hundred and two
million Americans. Wow, eight pieces of historic French jewelry. Fuck
the French. Who cares? Yeah no, we love the French.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
We love We came this close to getting away. I know,
it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I would they should have let him go.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I would start small if I wanted to rob.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
What would you rob?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, I would start like back like my high school days,
like kit cats and you know.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
What I mean, Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
And then you would you would slowly go Okay, I
got away with that. And the next thing you would
rob is like shoes from Payless Shoes or something. Yeah, right,
Like I got.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Loafers, by the way, that's why they went out of business.
Oh yeah, everyone stole from that place.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh. The next one is you know, if you go
to like San Francisco, you went to the CVS where
everything is locked up.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Now you think I went into a CVS and San Francisco,
I went from my hotel to the club, to the
hotel to the clobe.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh I went to a CVS.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I did not walk out Sellia.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
We were bullet in San Francisco and yeah, the CV.
You know how in La half the things are locked
up at fucking San Francico CVS. Right, it's all toothpicks
locked up?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well those are we?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, so that's how they broke it in the loof.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I mean everything.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, but but I will say the city.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Ben Gay locked up by a lot of ben Gay.
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's funny locked up up there.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
What chips? Yeah, it's crazy. And then there's so many
of those buttons.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Who loves chips?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I wonder all of us?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, all love chips.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah. And then there's one person, some poor Filipino lady
where you have to she just happened to be. But
you know, you're pressing the button, but you have to
imagine there's forty buttons being pressed throughout the help. She's
the key master. She's got fifty keys around her neck,
just running through the Like, yeah, what about this? Why

(09:11):
don't you just get one? Guy per Ale? Yeah you
know what I mean, Like, hey, dude, I'm the fucking
you know what I mean, deodorant guy.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm the serial boy.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, you'll be cereal, I'll be And I have all
the deodorant keys, right, mccon, I don't know what you do?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Okay, Uh, what's going on? And you stunned?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I thought he was gonna tell me what I was
gonna do.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, he's he does.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I was giving you the option. I'm the CVS fucking manager.
I what do you want? What do you want to do?
What I'll do? You want?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I do the condoms?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh fuck? Okay, give them the condoms?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Why because you don't use them?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
It'd be fun to monitor that one versus the other ones.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Keep an eye.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Can I get to macone and love? I was introduced
to a new friend of his recently m.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ended later that evening.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Never mind, wait, you found love and then you ended it?

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I met up. We went to the Dodger game and
we afterwards. I said, hey, we're gonna walk down the
hill because you can't get a fucking uber. I was like,
we're gonna walk over the hill and probably go to
shortstop or grab a beer, just hang out. And then
so we went to Little Joy and I said, come
meet us, and this guy. This is how nervous he
was in front of this girl. I haven't seen him
like this in a long time. I was pretty hammered
and I was just giving him cash, just handed him cash,
like get her a drink, get her go, get her food.

(10:27):
And he was nervous. I could talk because when he
showed up late, I go, where did you go? He
was late? He goes, I thought, you said, little boy.
I'm like, there is no little boy. There's no little boy,
bar dude, there's little joy. And it's literally across from
your house.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
You know what I did. On the flight to San Francisco.
There was a attendant, a flight attendant. She was beautiful,
so I wrote her a letter.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Oh my, oh yeah, restrained in order now no more
Delta flight.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
The guy next to me, fancy is back. Yeah. I
was sitting mixed to a businessman. Excuse me, sir, do
you have a pen. He's like, guess, young man, I
have a pen. Give me the pen. So I take
the you know, the throw up.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Back barf bag, the b barfag love.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Note right, and I wrote this like you're so pretty,
and you know, here's my number, this and that my
Instagram everything right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Nothing, Well did you check your requests and all that stuff?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
You checked it? I've been checking it for days.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But did you get her name? Was her name on
her name tag? No, No, that would have been.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I looked at the you know, when you do DMS,
you're not a single guy. But I know, I you know,
I go through it, you know, I mean you siphoned through.
I siphoned through all the profile pitch pictures.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah nothing, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
And you know, and you take a risk like that.
But it was she was so pretty Andrew that I
had to take a risk. That's really.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
She must have been this much. She must have been
a smoke show.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
She was a smoke show.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
What airline are we talking Alaska? Was she Alaskan?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
No? She was just a white girl. She was so
attract and I thought, you know, I mean, you know,
she smiled at me and this and that, so.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You know, listen up Alaska calines.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Wait wait, wait, you didn't talk to her. You just
wrote her a letter that's like high school stuff like what.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
And they put check mark like checkboxes that do you
like me? That doesn't work? Yeah, and and that thing
with the hand that yeah yeah she.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well, Last Airlines is easily huntable. Anybody out there that works
for Alaska. There's a flight out of Burbank that goes
to SFL.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
She she didn't find me attractive.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sure she did, You're very attractive.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
No, there's lots of rich, famous guys in first class,
and Bobby's just one of them.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
So she has a pick.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
She's getting a lot of bar exactly, she got a
stack of bar fact.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
At the end. Yeah, I mean, I mean, right, would
you take a risk like that? Or no?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
No, because I feel like you'd be called like lame
or something in a group text after Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
So what you're departing the plane. There's no time to talk.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
They're at work.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
It's not time to talk to girls.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
So you can you can never see her again?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
No, you think people?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Don't you think that never happens.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I don't want to be a part of that.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
That's you're not interested.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
No, I don't want like to be made fun of
in public or someone like film me like, look at
this guy asking this girl out.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I'm afraid.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
You don't want to end up on a TikTok.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, that's scared.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, So I'm a flight attendant. Exact, get ready with
me while I talk about a creep, my creep, and
then they do a breakdown on it. Yeah, I know
that I've seen, I've watched, I've literally there's flight attendants
who do tiktoks and I see him sometimes and they
TikTok my fucking barf.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Now, oh yeah, oh my god, that'd be so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
But you didn't say anything. All you said was I
find you. Well, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I drew a very detailed you know, I mean swastika,
no of my penis no, no so here because fifteen
years ago, I was I don't know what airport was in,
but I was sitting there and this lovely lady sat
next to me, and I think it was before I
met Kalila, and we had a conversation and she was

(14:03):
very pretty and very nice, and I never got an information.
I always felt. I think about that, and then sometimes,
you know, you'll run through the air airport, you'll just
see some of you guys. You'll lock eyes with a
girls little smile, and you're like, oh, that's a missed opportunity.
And so from now on, I don't want to miss
those opportunities.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
If I feel like, take them, shoot that shot.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
What you're smiling, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Well, I'm just saying, we thoull your glasses that you
don't have, right, like, you don't see that well like
set up far so I don't know if those smiles
that you see are directed at you.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
You know, you.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Do have tremendously dog shit vision. You think everyone's smiling
at you everywhere, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Dude, that may be sewing. It's so it makes me
so angry. I don't know what it is. I mean,
welcome back, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, why don't you look up miss Connections because
I guarantee you there's there's a Misconnections website.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is that Craigslis that does it? Starbucks in Santa Monica,
zoom it. I am the Asian female that was hesitant
but talk briefly over coffee about a month ago. If
around and still interests left to have coffee again. This
is like wildly sad. It's it's beautiful but sad as fuck.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
This is what I'm talking about. This is why you
have to seize the moment, you know. And maybe I
am blind and I can't see the smiles, okay, but
it doesn't matter because maybe one of them are a smile, you.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Know, looking for Sarah from Pasadena.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
We should respond to some of these. We should just
be Sarah. Well, you look, you got to shoot your shot. Yeah,
you're single and free. You got to keep shooting your
shot until you find love. And it's out there. Could
it be on Alaska Airlines? Maybe this guy needs to apologize,
asking the Italian girl of my dreams for an opportunity
to apologize in Lancaster. My only sin was to love
you too much. I miss how it used to be

(16:02):
you never you're never alone. I'll always be there if
you need me. I still love you.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh my god, these are so hardbreaking.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well it's even satur It's that it's on Craigslist. I
don't do people use Craigslist heavily now. I don't think
anybody uses that anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Facebook Marketplace took it over.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
A lot of love, loss and misconnections in this world
right now.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, how do we mend that? How do we mend it?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'll tell you where there's a lot of love. San Francisco.
Holy fuck man, those guys go fucking bananas. They have
the most fun. I got hit on a bunch.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I got hit out, not one time while I was
there like.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
You got no guys, I get no gay love.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I sit up at the bar to have dinner, and I'm, oh, yeah,
I didn't go to any bars, no dinner. I had
dinner at the restaurant, but I mean the hotel bar.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
There's another thing that happened. I have a couple of
things that happened. But another thing that happened was I
get a text from some random number saying, hey, can
you speak at my meeting? That's cool, right, So I go.
I didn't ignore it, and then you know what I mean,
he was kind of, you know, persistent, So I said, okay,
I'll do it, you know. And so I show up.

(17:07):
And so there's this one guy in the program. He's
the biggest rock star, right, and he's a guy that
I've met for the last twenty years. He has no
idea who I am. It's almost you know how you
meet somebody and they act as if they've never met
you before.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
You've met a bunch, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Mean, I've been introduced to him, but it's just I mean,
he's an older rock legend, okay. And so now I'm
speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his
wife in the second row. He's never seen me talk really,
and I have a thirty minutes. I'm the main speaker, right,
and so I'm like, all right, I'm gonna you know,
you're doing some time well. But you know, I was like,

(17:47):
I got I got to hit this.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, yeah, what's your what's your opener?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
My opener? It's gonna so cheesy. I can't because here's
the thing is that I have to, right, Will, So
what you're doing is it's not just you can't go
up there because there's this other comic that spoke once
and he did his act literally you know what I mean.
He did's his stand up and he lost the room.

(18:13):
Half the people walked out, and people, you know, a
lot of people know I'm a comedian. So it's like,
you can't go in like and try to be funny, right,
so you start with real. So yeah, so why I start,
I said, I just first thing is I say, you know,
I have to say that AA is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me, you know, And when I

(18:33):
was seventeen years old, I luckily got you know, a
spiritual liking or a psychic change, you know, And and
then move on from there, you know what I mean
about helping others and this and that. Right, and but
then I go into I know, my my my, you know,
pitch is I can get funny, you can talk about

(18:55):
my parents and stuff, right, right, So I do start
doing acts, you know what I mean? You know what
I mean? Yeah, and I'm doing it and I'm doing
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
It's like three hundred fifty people or three hundred people.
That's a big it's a big a meeting. I look
over and the guy's oh, he's shut, he's dead. I
could he looked like he was dead. Yeah, yeah, And
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh, he didn't hear a word you said.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, but anyway, yeah, he But you know, I my
fantasy would be, you know what I mean, you know,
come over to my house. You know what I mean,
come over, Yeah, to the house. Yeah. And then you know,
and then it's like, you know, he was an original
signs you know whatever. I don't know. In the thank you,

(19:41):
thank you, you know, you get I think you you know,
I want to have that moment of like you like
you and Taylor shift, you know, like he says something
funny and I'm like, very funny. I want that phone
everybody what he wants that photo right of just you

(20:02):
and Obama or somebody.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
You had a redemption with another rock legend the other
night at the comedy store.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh that's why I had another redemption. I think I
could say it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You redeemed yourself with Anthony, Like now he's you're back
in his good Did you speak to him for a while?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh yeah, and it's you give your second copy of
something you take over.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
But I almost want like this.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Almost, but do you think that's you think that's good?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Dominos? Man? You know what, dude, I love two things
in life. Let me guess special and Pizza's right.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
What did Dominoes do?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Did they do specially?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Pos como? Dude, and just get check it out, dude,
Look at this red box here, gracious, you know what
it is? Extrava Ganza. It's extravaganza. I already took a
bite here and I already had a piece, but I'm
gonna have another bite of this extravaganzae.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
This is strava Ganza, a super loaded.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
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Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'm I'm drooling. I got a couple of really good
pizzas on my table right now. In this one especially
is this is that what I think it is? That
is the spicy chicken and bacon ranch, Ladies and gents,
This thing is phenomenal. I love especially because I like
a little spice and a kick, and they drizzle with
a little buffalo sauce. Of course it's maybe with one
hundred percent real mazzarella. And in here they got that

(21:42):
grilled chicken breast, smoke, bacon and Jalapanio's probably one of
my favorite combinations of food layered on delicious crispy crust
o diamonos.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know they have other ones, you know Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Oh, oh my god, they have. They got the six cheese,
the Wisconsin six Cheese and all so your favorite city, Memphis,
Memphis barbecue chicken.

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now between the spinach and fata, the extrava goanza, the
meats up. They also got you know, Philly cheese steak.

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Speaker 2 (25:16):
And you have a new movie coming out. All I
get to TikTok is all his movie?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
What movie?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
The Magic Movie? Every other ad is the Magic Movie?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That you're in the movie.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, you are in the Magic Movie.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I'm in one scene.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're in the movie.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
And then apear.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
He's good, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, yeah yeah, I'm in one fucking it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
You're in the movie. Well, and whenever I see that,
I got my boys and I'm so proud of them.
Shut up now, I mean really, I'm real. That's good
elite stuff. You know how little movies are being made
right and for somebody in our ecosystem, a stand up,
you know what I mean? An actor that gets into
anything is a big deal. Let's have a come on

(25:59):
man Man, step into your glory? Dad? What happens in it?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
What do you play in the movie? Now you see me?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
And now you don't? I pop in and I pop.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Are you a patron? What is it? I mean you
can send an NDA, you can talk about your role.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Uh. Well, I'm in the crowd and I'm yelling at
I'm yelling at them on stage. They're all on stage. Eisenberg, Woody, Woody,
and Morgan left Fisher. No, Morgan's not there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Woody.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Was well, talk to me about can I have Woody?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Would The coolest thing was meeting Woody. I was fascinated.
I'm just I wanted to meet him.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
So did you know who you were? No? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
But he but but the director introduced me. He's like, oh,
he's a comedian. What He's like, I love Comman's And
he's like he does a podcast, and he's like, I
have a podcast. I was like yeah, And then he
was like.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Did you say that your podcast does better numbers than his?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I checked on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
No? I didn't look it up. I actually have no idea.
I don't does he do does he have a Potter
is he's just starting it. But he was just talking
about the world. He's fascinating. Oh yeah, him and him
and him and ten dancing. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I
don't know, Rad dude, very nice guy. I'm I'm more
broken up right now because, uh my boy got his
title stripped away. My good friend Prince Andrew.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
They good one.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I took it away. Man.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Let's go back to the movie.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
That was really good. But I see what you're trying
to do. You want to go this way?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I have I know, I have not to say about
the movie. It was fun. I mean, I'm in one
quick scene. It was awesome. I mean it was a
Budapest we talked about. We talked about going to Boudapest.
It was great. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna I
hope it's good. Yeah, I don't know, I know nothing.
This is one of those things where you touch it
and you leave. I don't have no idea. I get
in there and then they're like, thank you goodbye. Although
Budapest Film crew probably the best film crub I've ever
worked with him. No, I'm not kidding, No, I know

(27:53):
I did it shocking. They're amazing they're so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
They're so great.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
They're on top of everything, and you're like, oh, I don't.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Need that hot too.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Some of them, yeah, some of even some of the
girls too. But it was they were really No, it
was a great time. But yes, I'm gonna go see
the beautiful architecture. People go see it. Some of it.
Half the city is. The other hand is in ruins.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's in ruins.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, but I'm more concerned about all these Japanese bears
getting loose. I was thinking about you the other day.
I wanted to call you.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, I've been seeing that.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
They're overtaking Japan. Yeah, black Bear everywhere headline.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I wonder why, because.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
They're not having as many children now. I think they're
overpopulart because they're not being controlled. There's no hunters, so
they're they're I think they're inviting hunters to come help.
Why kill them because they're killing people.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I know, But just can you gather them them up
and then they can put them in an area of
fenced in an area where this is black country, black
bear country, Germans Baltimore. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, like,
create a town, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
The Black bears go there, Yeah, and you stay there.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, don't drink out of the white bear fountain. Right.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
According to the Japan Times, twelve people have been killed
more than one hundred others are injured nationwide just this
year alone. Wow, it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, whole that black bears are normally looking at that.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
And they're getting more aggressive. Yeah, like I apparently they're
they're showing up in like trying to get into people's houses.
It's fucking rap. Japan's hunter population has been shrinking. People
don't hunt. Sixty percent of license hunters now are over sixty,
so there's no kids are doing it.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, yeah, I would just gather them up and bring
them somewhere, like there's there's other islands around, right, put
them on boats. Yeah, put them on boats and bring
them not Okinawa, that's a pretty populated Yeah, put them
on boats, like we can call it al mustad, whatever
you want to do, however you want to do it.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
No, put them down to yeah, Oknawa is they already
did that once, so can you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, but there's there's probably other islands around Japan where
they can you know, I mean, put the bears in cajum.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So you think I don't care.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Killing animals is not my thing.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, but if they're killing people, you gotta protect you
gotta protect your population.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Oh yeah, we have guns.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
We have gun I mean they do have guns in Japan,
but not like that.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah. Wow, they're pretty big and they're mauling people. Huh.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
And they don't look Japanese at all.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I thought they'd look a little bit more Japanese.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Well why they can't. Why can't you just you know,
get their guide to do it.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Who's at who's their prime minister or whatever?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh, release Godzilla, dude, Godzilla would fuck that thing up.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
No, we called on you to help us.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Godzera Yeah, or Mathra? I mean you know Matha can
pluck how many bears a stuttering problem?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
How many bears can how many bears versus Godzilla? How
many bears want to take for Godzilla? I wonder what it?
I wonder what the scale would be. No number of
normal sized bears can take out Godzilla.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
See you're right, yeah, he could wipe out probably a
million of them.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well let's get let's let's in act. Yeah, let's get
him out here.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Or Matha would be easier because he Mather can fly
and just pluck them from.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
The pick them out of the sky, throw in the ocean,
and throw.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Them in the ocean. Yeah, that's actually yah or something.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
We'll get on a Japan. What do you guys?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Fucking don't you know? Cage those mathra They're gonna be released.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Little tiny jeps. He's been he's been out. He's I
think he had an injury mcl tair or something. He's
been out. He's on injured reserve.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah. I want to bring Yamamoto and uh Otani and
baseball pats over there.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Congratulations. Oh yeah, the Dodgers and where and your Dodgers
at today?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Go you my, It's heartbreaking to see Blue Jays fans out.
I just feel so bad for them. Nope, why you
s a you s.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
A you s you say with us Canada?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I know, but you know they were leading for most
of the game. Yeah, they they were in home turfs.
They blew it and they you could just see them
just like just not being able to get it over
the line.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I actually loved it, dude, They meant I loved it, dude.
It was fucking great. Yeah, yeah, I I was. It
was kind of wild to watch, especially because I was
in San Francisco when they won, and SF fucking hates
the Dodgers. They were so mad.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
But Tuesday, this guy came up to me. He goes, hey,
I'm friends with THEO. I go okay, and he goes,
I'm the new manager of the Giants, the team manager. Yeah,
I just got haired as my first year. I'm starting
work next week or something, but I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Retarding work next week.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't know what it was. Yeah, that's but give
me the name to Vitello came to my show Tuesday, seriously.
Yeah with his girl.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, super nice. I mean I didn't do that well,
but yeah, Tony Vitelo game. Really nice guy.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
That's fucking rad.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, I mean still Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
But you know that's the manager of a bad sports team.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Are they bad?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
They're okay, they're fine.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Is he it's new? I mean I told him, I go,
you have a shot, right, he can, he's a manager,
he can rearrange. Yeah, they don't have control.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's baseball's money. The Dodgers have all the fucking money.
Soccer is the same way, isn't soccer The exact same way.
I don't know. There's no cap on soccer, right, yeah,
you guys have a salary cap. No, So it's the
same thing. So why are the best teams the best
consistently they have the most money. Yeah, if there's no
salary cap, is that that's why people hate the Dodgers.
The Dodgers spent the most.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Fucking But twelve years ago, Leicester City won the Premier League, right, yeah,
and they were the worst team. They have no money, right,
they had no They came from the Championship straight to
the Premier League. No star. They had Jamie Vardy, which
is the one guy I've seen.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I've seen that name. I know that.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, and they won the Premier League.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
That didn't happen in America because of the ref.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
And we have we have teams like Manchester City and
Chelsea Roman and Bravovich owned Chelsea. He's like an oil
baron from Russia. I mean, they have all the money
in the world and Lester still one my point being
is that you can still be a thrifty manager and
look at stats and go, you know what I mean?
This kid, I know he's in a he is in
a household name or you know, I mean, but I

(34:00):
think he's perfect. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
No, I know you're saying, I think that may happen
in soccer and baseball. Unfortunately, now that the that they
there's a guy, Billy Bean for the Oakland A's, and
he kind of revolutionary. You never see Moneyball, No, with
Jonahill and Brad Pitt. You didn't see that movie was
fucking FINA's great, but it was about the story of
this and what you're saying. He kind of like an
iconic manager who literally kind of revolutionized the way you

(34:24):
could pick players and get them young and do But
it's it's a big money game. Now it's bullshit. It's
all money game. That's why people fuck it. That's why
those guys really hate the Dodgers. They got the most
fucking money, and I get it. It was like for years
as a kid, the Yankees. For me, it was always
the Yankees. I was always like, the Yankees are unstoppable.
Oh my god, three hundred and fifty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
But this summer, what Arsenal did was if I can
talk soccer for a second, I'd love it.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And wait, let me ask you a real question. So
Leicester's sitting. Is that what we said? So some of
the players are they from the area as well, so
they have pride and local So this is the thing
that we don't do anymore either, right, So most of
these kids are fucking from elsewhere and you just play
with the team that you play. The cool thing about
soccer that I love is that you see these local
guys play for their squad their city. There's like pride.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
We also have a youth program and Kayosaka, Ethan Janiery,
some of these players are Lewis Skelly, they're all Lewis.
Kelly's eighteen and he's in the main team.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
He plays with the main team.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
And Arsenal Janiery is eighteen nineteen plays and they're all
from hell End. They're all from the Academy and our
big Star but Kayosaka is from the Academy as well,
so it's like they've been there as kids. Right.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, raise the pride. There's there's sembilance of pride. We
don't have that. That's I'm jealous of that. You used
to have a player when I was a kid, Like
you know, Jordan was Chicago to us. He stayed in Chicago, right,
like some of there used to be kind of a
vibe like you stay there as long as you could.
Now these guys don't give a fuck. They're gonna go
wherever they're gonna go, whoever's got the best check, and
that's how it goes.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, that's just the's But the business did that these
guys don't really have is it's almost like you're put
in a position when the Dodgers called shohe and they
gave him seven hundred million dollars. Yeah, how else is
he gonna pay for those gambling?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Let me ask you a questions. So this summer Arsenal FC,
sod Liverpool, right, spent so much money they got this
guy each and all these guys, and they spent one
hundred and fifty million dollars per player? Is that costs?
Is that cost one hundred over one hundred million pounds?
Jesus right? But what Arteta did was he bought people

(36:36):
from leagues that people were like teams that were like
people were like this summer, like thirty million for that.
Who is this guy?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Like?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
We bought a defender named Muscara. No one had really
heard of him, but he knew and but he knows
that he would fit right into the team. And so
now Arsenal has a backup for every position that's just
as good. Whereas Liverpool spent two or three millions of
dollars on two three four players, they don't have the backup,
you know what I mean? And it's it's about stats

(37:05):
and about like you mean, what's gonna work on our system?
You know?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Right? Yeah, yeah, no, I think it's fast. I think
it's fascinating.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
But but I don't know much about baseball. So you're
saying that baseball, there's no So the Dodgers doesn't have
like a youth.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Program, Well, they have a farm. They have a farm system. Right,
we have a farm. You have a farm league, like
you have Triple A bait, you have a You do
have a system. But these guys are quick to get
rid of them and trade them, and especially if they
can't afford them. You know that.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I mean, you don't you don't have scouts?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
They do? They do? They do for kids? Oh yeah,
they like twelve year old? Oh yeah, they scout. They
scout midd school, high school.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
And you bring them to the Dodgers youth academy.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Do they have that well, yeah, they do have training
facility and then you guys live here, but most of
the time you go to school here.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Yes, it's more non American thing. Like the NBA just
started that in India.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Not long ago.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, in India.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Yeah, because they're looking for the next seven.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Foot play basketball man.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I wonder who.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, listen, Ronjie, you're five foot. I couldn't be a stander.
Why can't I be a starting center? It is fucking
funny that we all we do the NBA. The NBA
has so much money overseas because like guys like Steph Curry,
he's probably bigger in China than he is. I mean
he's he's a global superstar. But like overseas, there's so

(38:18):
much money in the NBA overseas because Asian kids fucking
love the NBA. We can't sell the NFL to almost anybody,
but the NBA you can sell the fucking everybody everybody loves.
I mean it's those guys go to China, they do
like a like Steph and those guys, they'll go do
like a summer camp in China and make like thirty
million dollars for like a weekend at camp, just because
he's there. You know, they're they're they're massive overseas. I'm

(38:41):
big here.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
But still can ask you another question about sports.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Lebron James. Did I ever tell you that story when
I was on a boat and you met him? No? No,
I was a boat in Europe and the guy's like,
you know Lebron James. I was like, yeah, he goes,
he will stay there when he come here, that place,
he will stay. I was like, he's he there now
he goes, Nah, but we will watch. I guess he
stays at the same Like. Man, they're like Lebron James,
this is Lebron chains.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Wow. Wow, Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
What do you ask me about basketball? No?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I want to talk about because now you know, I'm
really kind of getting into baseball a little bit this year.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Love.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, I had no idea why it would be exciting,
But now you know, watching the World Series and the
playoffs and stuff, I can't. I get it.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
It's a nerd game.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
But I don't get football. I don't expect American football,
and I want you to convince me that it's good.
Why is it good?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Well, you know, baseball is my number one, so I
can't That's how I agree with you. But baseball is
like soccer and the fact that like these are all
this is all chess moves. Yeah, soccer's coordinated chess moves.
Baseball is calculated, statistical moves. Yeah, trying to advance players
in different positions to the best likelihood of scoring and positioning.
Football is that too. It's fucking awesome. But you like
it because you like you like these little technical moves,

(39:52):
and I think that's what you like. Football is more
like pure raw athletic strength and talent and ability going
at each other. They're at full speed as hard as
you can. There is strate, of course, their strategy to
it's hard.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Selling you on football is tough. You don't like you
don't like violent sports at all?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I do, UFC. I was a big fan of it.
But you know what show that I've been watching on Netflix? Everyone,
I command everyone in this room to watch it. There's
a show called Physical one hundred.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Bring it up.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
But it's Asia right out, So it's basically so it
was a Korean Yeah, so that's the Philippine team.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
That's many Pakia.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yes, so like it's Australia, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, Turkey.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Right look at the tits on that guy.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, Turkey, Thailand and they're all competing right on the.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Thailand a bunch of lady boys.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
And no, no, but I think Indonesia or Thailand does
have a lady boy on it.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I should, but it's but the Philippines why because many's
so small. So time you know what I mean, what
is the what is the competition? What do they do?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Well, there's only four episodes right now, but it's basically
the first one was they have these four platforms circular platforms, right,
and there's I think eight countries right and each so
they basically there's a gigantic circle and in the middle
of this dirt mountains gigantic circle. See if you can

(41:23):
see these.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
He's bringing up right now. This is the trailer for it.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah yeah, but it's not it's not show because they're
gonna show the whole thing show. Oh yeah, So you
can see the circular thing right there, right right right? Okay,
so you have eight countries and you have to dominate
a circle. Wow, So the most people on the circle
right right, if you have like it's King of the Hill,
King of the Hill, but it's like how many other
there's one, two, three, I think there's five, right, But

(41:51):
it's like when you're watching the first round, you can
see many packag just flying through the screen. Yeah, it's
pretty brutal. Can they punch and pounge? But it gets
pretty scrappy.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Dude, it's a really fun you can hold down.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It's a fun show to watch.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in, I'm already in. But fantastic.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
But there's some countries that I mean that would just
dop like us, We would just.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Well, yeah, that's why they don't want us a part
of this ship. We'd get the most lunatic out of
our mind guys ex military, like just ready to fucking
kill at will.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
But every team has famous people on it, like you know,
so the Australian team has Robert Whittaker, he's one of
the best UFC fucker, you know, Winnaker. And then that's
fucking Mongolia. They're badass. And look at Genghis Khan, we
call him Genghis Kan in the middle. Look at they
have Genghis in there, dude, look at them. But it's
a really fun show. Physical one hundred, Yeah, physical one hundred.
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Is do you have a time as you want?

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Ooh, something came out. Ye oh that's a that's a tonsilstone. Yeah, no,
don't put it in.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, I like to. I like to.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
It was a tonsilstone. Do you get those all the time.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's not a tonsilstone? Did it's soft? Look? Okay?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
All right, it looks like it does look exactly like
a tonsilstone. That's what I thought. It was tonsilstones. It's
just a breath that gets stuck in those little like
those little hangy things in the back.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Okay, did it smell?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Smell your finger? Does it smell?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, it smells like what I ate a crab?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
It was crab.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
It's a crab.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
It's a piece of a crab. Ye yeah, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
No big deal, no big deal. Yeah I went there.
I went to the fucking crab place last night and
it fucked me.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh bro, what do you mean.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
The bowling crab? It's too much sodium.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
It's too much.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I just don't like mass amounts of seafood.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, and then you got to get the potatoes and
the carrots with it. But it's like and then if
you go medium, like who when did fire become a
flavor and an element should not be. I don't ever
want to eat a sandwich and go this is earthy. Right.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Have you tried our new wind burger?

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Or wind Burger?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, delicious?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
When did fire? Who likes it? You get fire? You
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I agree? I hate to taste like when they do.
It's a smoky thing, Like I don't want smoke. Smoke
tastes like you burnt it. Yeah, I don't want smoky anything. Yeah.
They do that a lot with drinks now too. They
smoke on top of a cocktail. I don't want to smoke.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah. You go to an Oma Costa place, right, they
take they slice tuna or whatever they put it, You're right,
on a wooden plate. But then they put a thing
over it. Yeah, and they stick smoking like cedar wood.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, And I'm like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I totally agree. I fucking hate that flavor.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I don't know why they do that. Somebody, it's it's
a culinary thing. It's got to be like a cool,
fancy culinary thing. And then that's that makes that in
the community, that makes it good.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Or don't put fucking you know what I mean, caviar
on top of salmon. You're the mom and the fucking kid. Well,
I don't eat mom and the kids.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
You never had chicken and eggs.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I refuse. It's not the combination. I can't do. I'll
do it chicken and eggs. I'll have it's mom and baby.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, the family's all together.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
We'll get grandpa in there then then as well.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, like I'll take I'll take a ground patty of
like meat with uh, you know, a a full grown cow,
and then it's mixed with like, uh, a baby calf.
You know why not? What's it called again? What's wrong?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Veal?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Veal is delicious.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I can't do baby anything.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
So you don't you want them full grown before you
eat them?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Well, be honest with you. There's been a lot of
guilt now as of late of eating meat. Why like
TikTok algorithms.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh, lib talk he's on. We lost him to lib talk.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah. Yeah, and you know people just raising cows and
the cows cuddling with their owners.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Right, you've never seen that, No, I mean I've seen yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
They kiss on the lips. I love it.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Well, then you need to move to India.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
No, like this.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
They worship the cow like this.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
This is like look at that.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Look at that? How many smash burgers? Could you make
out a lot?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, we can make a lot out of that, but
I've done look at that.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, those are free range, happy cows.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, you don't feel guilt now. They're sentient being like
the other day I went to or hostile your dog?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
They have the same human connection.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
There's not enough meat on her though. I know she's tiny.
That's why I have a tiny dog.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Brad Williams, would.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I know what you're saying. I get it, dude, I
have this. I've had this moral dilemma before in my mind.
But also I really love red meat. I like it,
so I do too.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
But it's like, you know what, I can't wait until
let's like grow it.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Well, they're working, they're doing that. Now, what do you
mean we have that?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, but get to a point where it's.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Like tasting good. Yeah, get to it doesn't taste like shit?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, like assessable.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, but it's all we're all in beta with all
this stuff, like this fucking home robot they're pushing out
you know this.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh yeah, that thing. Yeah, that thing looks like and
then you have to do you know what they need
to do.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
A guy to control? Yes, yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah what did guy? What does the guy controlling just
do it?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I know this is very dumb.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, a guy has to control that fucker.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
And they want twenty K for this thing? Is that
how much it is?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
The dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Thinking about anyone. I know.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
You know I have to wait for optimum.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna wait until that improves though. Yeah, you
know what I mean, Bobby, would you like me to
clean up they cat poop today again?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Yeah? I don't want to keep asking Neo. I think
it's the dumbest. I watched the video of it. You
know what it did that blew my mind. In that
one promo video, it does this, It like wakes up.
He's like Neo load the dishrusher and then it goes
like this and it looks at its hands. And that
made me go fuck, because that's what I do if
I'm like fucked up on drugs. I always looked at
my hands in my hands, Yeah, because you're like, oh
where am I? Who is this mine?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Imagine sleeping and then that's wake up. Look at that. Wah,
do you know what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I need you to wake up? Also, oh my god,
put my mouth on it.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, I mean you did the eyes. What's how hard
is it? Sput them mouth?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Let me get a little in the morning. Head. We're
we are literally three years away from these things also
being just sex styles. It's like the neo programmers are like,
look sir, they're doing no chores all day. Yeah, they've
loaded not one dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
We're we're ten years away from probably twenty percent of
the households having something like that in the house.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
How many people have a Google device where you can
talk to it and it can play music, or how
many have like a Alexa or whatever you do you do?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, three out of the five ten years ago you
were like, what are you talking? Not fifteen years ago?
But now in the future, everything's gonna be automated. You're
gonna talk to the microwave. You're gonna be like, my,
get the food from the fridge, talk to each other
and then put it in there and heat it up.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
And by the way, yeah, gonna be rad. Fancy went
home to Spain to go see family. You were gone
for what two and a half weeks?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah, exactly two and a half weeks.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, because I miss you every day. I have it
on my calendar, Fancy gone, Fancy gone, Fancy gone, Fancy gone.
We did miss you like crazy. I texted you a few.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Times this aurum.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I'm missing seeing you.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
I finally joined Bobby's Club.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Oh? Yeah, it's a tough one, man. Yeah, it's I
still at times I'll just think about them, you know,
it's so surreal that they're no longer with us.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
The worst thing was the baracous of death, you know.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
The bureaucracy of death. Yes, that's a great band.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, that really is.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It's a great bure death. So much stuff, there's so
much bullshit that comes along with death.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
And it's also a racket, is what you're like? The
amount of money that happens when people die, the amount
of it's just it's fuck it, it's a racket.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Birth, wedding, death the three best best businesses you can
get into because it will never go away. If you
want the most secure job in the world, do births, weddings,
and deaths. You will never not have work forever and
they can and they fuck people over, they rip them off.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Yeah, everything was like that, Like my dad wanted to
be cremated like like yours, and we have to still
pick a coffin.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Wait why exactly?

Speaker 5 (52:43):
That's why I asked, Well, because that's how it is.
They're not gonna cremate it by itself, so you have
to buy and they show you. You don't know the prices.
It's like how long is it gonna be there? Like yes,
to go through the thin wow.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
So basically they're like, you have to pay for the
coffin for them to be in it while they while
they burn it.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Right, God, that's fucking crazy. But everything was like that insane.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, and do you have the ashes?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah? I do?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Do you want to mix ashes with me?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
It's not about yeah, I still have.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
See what happened?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
You get a Spanish Korean go?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah? Yeah? What would happen that? What would happen if
you maybe their souls?

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
They probably they would just bump into each other. They
don't even know each other to be freaky, just merge
in the afternoon. Where would you love to spread your
dad's ashes if you had.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Someplace in Italy, you know, a police. He loved some
My dad was an art history professors or something in
that world.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Cruel like anything Italian, like over and olive Garden. Can
we do that?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
We go back to John and Vinnie's. If you got yeah,
you could sprinkle your dad over the jumps out.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
My budget is tied, so yeah, maybe do you want
to be burned?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah. My grandfather, uh who is like my literal hero
I've talked about on the show. He always he always
was like land is for the living. He would go
past cemeteries he'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. It's
a bullshit where it's like you don't need to No
one is immortal. Land is for the living. Get out
of here. Let the next people have the land. Why

(54:17):
do you have to plot land and be like.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
I mean I grew up like having to go to
the cemetery and like, you know, people like it's a
little surrea like cleaning the Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Now did your Some people have a stone? They have
a tombstone? Do your dad? Does he have one?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
No?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
No, yeah, my dad.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
They didn't want any of that.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Your dad's the fucking man.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I'm gonna go old school Barry Arry. Yeah right, I'm
just in case. That's just in cases like like what
if maccone wants to visit me?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
No, no, But here's what you do. You take the ashes,
you spread them in a place that means meaningful to
you that you can visit often, and then you see
them all the time.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
But your little titbits and ashy at bits are all
over the place. What I'm saying is that my body
will be in a place.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Your your body will be gone. It'll be gone before you,
even before anyone. It's gone. It's you're not there anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Through the coffin.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
You'll you'll rot to the coffin. The bugs and the
things will get in there, they eat you that it
dissipates into almost nothing. There's there'll be nothing left.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Kinds so depressing.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I think it'd be cool to be buried, just no
coffin and actually just decompose in the earth.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
That's well. They do that, dude. They do those wraps.
Those they're called like eternal, what are they called it?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I would do a tree one.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah, the famous actor did it. There was a famous
actor that did that right that he or he said
because he got cancer that he wanted to do it,
but it's like an eternal They wrap you in this
biodegradable thing and you kind of go back into the
earth and it's all. That's fucking rad. That to me
is very cool.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yeah. Just burying a body is illegal.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yes, wait a minute, seriously, like a felony.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I mean you can if you die, you can't just
bury him a cone in your backyard.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I'll be right back. Oh dude, speaking of that, this
is fucking crazy. They just found in Vegas. Did you
see that? Two hundred plus bodies or something buried in Vague? Like, yeah,
I know. They finally found Wow, they finally found what
was a funeral home. It was a funeral home that
did it. Now they're pinning it on a funeral home.
A funeral home recovers three hundred plus piles of human

(56:05):
remains outside Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
What do you mean a funeral home took the bodies
and buried it?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
No, what do you mean? There's a federal investigation? Zooman
who done a federal investigation into who dumped more than
three hundred piles of human remains? They think a funeral
home did it?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Why would they do that?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
It's probably cheaper than paying for the because there's got
to be some sort of ibit you it's expensive to
remove human remains. There's probably a fee and they were like,
fuck this, we'll just throw in the desert. I'm guessing. Wow,
Bureau of Land Management officially con termed piles where human remains.
The department was actively investigating cremaine, so they were all
cremated cremated bodies. Three hundred and fifteen piles of dead bodies. Wow,

(56:44):
that's so many.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Yeah, there are rules too, you know, in order to
spread the ashes, you know, you want to do it
in the ocean, you have to be I don't know
how many kilometers in. You cannot just do it right, right,
are loss.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
You can scatter you're on your own property. Obviously, public land,
the rules may vary by the location. National parks you
have to get a special use permit. Who do you
think is buried in spreading in a national park? Got
to be Roosevelt, right, I mean, wouldn't that make the
most sense? Oceans and waterways?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
But you can spread ashes sneakily.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
A lot of people do that.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, people do it all the time. Well people do
you know? People do a lot I've heard this that
people go to like when they go to baseball games
or soccer field, soccer pitches or something that means a
lot to them, they carry a little bag and they
spread it out there.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Oh cool that that.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I think you would fucking emirate. What is that?

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Someone's mom from bad Friends live that?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
What are you being serious?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
It's Luke's mom.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
This is this from London?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
No, no, it was from I believe Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I can't believe we still have that.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yeah, we've had it for two years here.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
We don't know what to do with them. This is meaningful.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Well, let's combine Luke's mom, your dad, and your dad.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Hot, yeah your dwelty your dad's would be like fuck
yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Let's make some dude, I see bone, Do you have some?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Do you just have some of your dad? He's not
here in anna make He's not gonna do it. I
just think we should.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I mean I guess did Koreans and Spanish always get along?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I think we. I think my dad and your dad
will get along.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Koreans are a little of you as if so, I
don't know a little Holy shit.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Well look at that. Modern relations between South Korean Spaniards
are very good, characterized by increasing cooperation and cultural exchange. Historically,
Spanish missionaries who firs encountered Koreans describe them as peaceful, intelligent,
though a long period of limited interaction followed. Once they
saw him, once they were like, they're very nice, Like
you're gonna go back, no chance. Both countries have since
forced a modern strategic partnership based on shared values like democracy,

(58:37):
and have experienced similar histori as civil war and subskin
rapid economic growth. It is that is pretty fucking interesting.
I mean it is. It is kind of wild to
think about the spreading of the ashes and what what
does that do for the area that they're spread in.
Like when you go back to the East Coast and
you're in some old, creepy fucking and you're like, it's
gotta beare I think. I think haunted ship's only because
they buried stuff beneath it, Like when you're not native land,

(59:00):
it's because they buried on Native land. And when they're like, yeah,
that area is haunted, I'm always like, well they're under there,
m hm, you know. M I also saw talk about
country relations. I saw this thing this morning on the
way to the airport about Finland. In the Finland Open
prison program, these guys get to like come and go

(59:21):
as they play.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, they have cars.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
It's fucking unwritten.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
They have cars.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I was working out and then he went to he
went to work.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
He went to a cool plunge.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah, this guy, this guy, Yeah, I murdered somebody.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
He is in there for murder, for murder one. Yeah,
and he's like joking on. He goes to a garden.
He's like picking flat. It's pretty. It's wild.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
I mean the idea in Europe is that, you know,
prison is a place to.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Rehat, rehabilitate.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
Yeah, it's something that Americans do not believe in.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
No, No, do you believe in it as a European?

Speaker 5 (59:52):
I think so, yes.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I think it's I think some people.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Yeah, I mean obviously there's they might be something accept.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
We probably have the wor old's most violent twisted criminals.
I would imagine the US is number one again at that.
I bet we have the most fucked up wild ship.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Well, okay, what what crime. Let's say we're a government.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
We are kind of a little we're a little government.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
What crime is too much to dude, the rehab. How
about second degree murder?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Second degree? See look up second degree.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Now let's say I'm a presenter. I'm going to present
you a case. Right, So I have a client here
out welcome. What I think? Name Alfred Simmons. And he
came home from a trip early when to his house
and his wife was having sex with two of his workmates.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Where do they work?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Costco? Oh? Seriously, yeah, corporate?

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
So this man, okay, this man, this man comes home
from work. Yeah, he finds his wife in bed with
two of his Costco coworker. They're going at it. What
position are they in? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Every position? My friend?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Wow, So he's just sitting and watching. He's coucking. Is
he cooking for Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Well, his friend David is upside down. I don't know
how they got the ropes tied on his ankles, upside
down on just the ceiling, but he's upside down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
He's licking her armpit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Please don't assume her. Okay. And the other one a
little dwarf man, little person, all right, and he's got
Marshmellows oliver his body. He boiled down Marshmallows put it
all over his body, right, and he's sort of just
like on her chest and just get it, marshmellow juice
on her breastuces, got it? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Region right, it sounds more fun than that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
It's pretty fun. It was a fun time. But anyway,
this guy, this Simmons, took a machete. Simmons was Alfred Simmons,
mister Simmons, I'm sorry I call him Simmons.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah, he took a machete.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, and he chopped up the unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
But what about the other man?

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
They're fine?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Okay, yeah, so it's an unintentional secondary killing. It was
non premeditated, was that's what second degree?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yes, because since it was a dwarf, right, we couldn't
charge them with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
First first degrade. Right, you could always get him half
to it's a half murder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
We consider that and it's like a half half degree murder,
half person. Yeah, so anyway, he deserves rehabilitation. Okay, good, yeah, right, yeah,
I heard you have a client, but I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I would say this, yeah, yeah, you would need to
have him make amends with the family, with the family
of the little person that was murdered, So you'd have
to get him to go to find it. First of all,
you got to find that tree.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Well, we'd have to buy him a plane ticket to
get to Middle Earth and right, yeah, yeah, and we
don't even know how.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
To That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
We don't even know how to do that. So I
heard you had a little client.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I do have a client. It's Barbara Duke, mister Barbaduke. Well,
based on the name Alan Barbaduke. Okay, he's a he's
a doctor and a lawyer and a physicist. Oh, it's
very well accomplis.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Already then, probably ready for rehabilitation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I don't know. Okay, Well, it's pretty egregious. He was
eating lunch at a Jimmy John's and good sandwich, freaky fast,
and uh I will I'll tell you. He was eating
lunch and he found it pubic hair in his sandwich.
And he turned around and a bunch of the young
teenage pimple faced boys braces, they were laughing. Shoot, lit, dude,

(01:03:25):
what do you think about that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Bruhur, pubes are in your fucking mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Bit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Oh so these kids put their own pubic regions inside
the sandwich. Ye, well that is three teenage really uncalled for. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
But Barbara Duke. He took this the wrong way because
he was having a flashback from its name. What's Barbara
Duke's firs name, mister Barbara Duke, know what's his first name?
You said it doesn't matter, but mister Barbara Duke had
a flashback from his childhood where he was bullied when
he was very young. Many people in the neighborhood make

(01:03:58):
him eat their pubes. It was pubed the Duke because
it was a game of understandable. Yes, mister Barberduke kind
of had a flashback. He grabbed do he grabbed one
of the butter, He grabbed one of the bread knives,
and he slowly cut up each of the teenage boys
and he cooked them. And they're still now serving some
of them at Jimmy John's. It was a new flavor,

(01:04:20):
you know, Chipotle introduces something new every couple of months. Now,
Jimmy John's introducing teenage boy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
And well, it's interesting that you would say that, because
it's like, first of all, you would think that once
somebody is carving up one teenage boy that the other
teenage boys would run.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
He caught, he, he dismembered all. He took the knife
and cut off all their legs.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
With the butter knife.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
With a butter knife, a bread knife, a bread knife,
bread knife seems difficult to do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Well, dude, mister Barber Duke is quite strong. He trained,
he trained taekwondo and uh sword mastery when he was
in college.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Okay, well I've never seen that done. But anyway, he's
very skilled.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Yeah, he's else skilled.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Who do you can think? Rehab rehappy? Yeah? Rehappy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Have you think he's good?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah, we're god, he's got.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Mister Barbara Duke. We're fine. Carlos doesn't realize he's mister
Barbara in prison?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Can you wake up when you whenever you want to
wake up?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No? I think there's a there's a bedtime, there's a
wake up time, there's a yard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
And I can't go. I'm going to sleep in. I'm
gonna max.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
You would you would? The prison would hurt you a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Oh, I bet because bedtime I wouldn't be able to walk.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I mean and honestly, then you'd have to get up
and do ship.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
No, but I can't go. Hey, yo, prison guard, what's
your name? Larry? Prison guard? Yeah, tomorrow, I'm Larry. Hey,
Larry Tomorrow. You know, breakfast, all that suf we'll sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
In, no wake up. You got to do exercise and clean.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah, but I'll do that after long.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
No, well we'll just beat you then.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
What do you mean we'll just beat you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
We'll physically come.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I didn't do anything. I just want to sleep in.
I tie you too bad?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
No cameras?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Oh, Ship, you'll beat me with what? Huh? What would
you beat me with?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
What do you want to be beat with?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
But Tom, do you think they would beat me? It
would make me get up in the morning, the military.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
That's what they did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
You gotta go you sleep early, like eh, I'm going
to sleep early, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
So do we even go to bed early?

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I don't know. Can you google it? I don't think.
Do they make you wake up? I don't think. I
don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yes they do. This is also it depends on what
level of prison you're in. Yes, you do have to
wake up in prison around six am. Structure. Daily schedule
includes mandatory head counts and work assignments. Yeah, man, they do.
You gotta do Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
You're forced to do labor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
It's you're you're doing lately.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
But they would let him do stand up and get
out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Yeah, you know what I do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
What everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, you would get fucked or whatever whatever it takes.
I want to sleep in. Did that Friday go?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
It was okay? I mean, I love San Francisco. The
punch is great, and you were there before and then
you know, they talked all about you. Bobby was just here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
That was a cool week. It was me Tuesday, Wednesday
than you Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
And on Friday during the day Matt Nay shows was
Doug Benson. How funny is that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Yeah, he did four pms. Wow, he does like four
twenty shows in certain cities. He'll do that's fun at
four twenty pm. Yeah, I think he did Saturday before me.
I think I didn't even get to fucking see himough
because obviously he's on the road in and out. But no, dude,
that club punch was great. San Francisco is awesome. There
is also a perception of San Francisco that comics have

(01:07:27):
sometimes where they're like San Francisco liberals, snoody, they were
fucking I can I feel the same way. I said
everything it was rad. It's fun that I just think
San Francisco is misunderstood as an audience.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Also, the homeless team safer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
They're not as knife y.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah, they're not as knifey. And they're having conversations with themselves,
which is nice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
That's I just saw, I got do it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You ain't got no clarity within this time frame. What
do you mean they're like talking to each other. Infinity
stones create the magic, you know what I mean, And
they're having conversations with each other and you're just kind
of walking by. You can't add, No, you can't go.

(01:08:12):
The mind frame is down below and they're like what
you say it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
You know, I'll go down below.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah, but you can listen to them. They're not, you
know what I mean, like shanky. Yeah, yeah, we need it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
That would be funny to put an a homeless guy
at an improv and sign him up for one oh
one or whatever over at uc B. Yeah, just a
homeless gizophrenic guy and he just kills he gets on
SNL or two.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, crazy bones.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
But but there is a lot do you see a
lot of homeless there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Yeah, yeah, they're like they're so.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Said, well we live here. Yeah, I seen it fucking here,
I where I love the.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Homeless here crazy one person in Spain, those two because
you kill them, you kill them, you get rid of them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
You guys, are you got what do you do with
the what do you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Do with the homeless?

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Hare airplane and l A.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I saw a couple of TikTok about Japanese homeless, I mean,
and the Typhoons get them the definite definite they do.
That's the Typhoons fucked them up. Yeah, yeah, well they.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Look so cool. No, that's just a cool guy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
No, it's like a famous meme because it really is
a homeless.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
No. I wanted to start a clothing line called Hobo,
and that was when I brought it a company that
was the photo. I mean, I want to do a
line of clothing that looked like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
You wear that ship all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah, yeah, they get it off of that Russian dude.
You know that Russian dude. Okay, look up Balenciaga and
then the Russian streetwear guy. Have you seen this before?
You're gonna love this guy. This guy right here right
he goes to thrift stores and just where, and he's

(01:09:57):
influencing fashion, fashion trends he's like a homeless the guy
in fucking Russia.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Are they paying him?

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Do they want to keep this man homeless just for
his art ideas? Smart? Yeah, yeah, don't let him. Don't
let him in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
And they steal his fashion ideas by looking at his photos.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
And he knows this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Look at that's what he normally wears. And then look
what they did. I mean, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
That's fucking dark. Who's who the guy on the right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, yeah, go back to some of these other ones.
I mean, dude, dope.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
No, Yeah, he's got a cool style, a good style.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Yeah, he's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Obviously he was an artist of some kind.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Harper, Yeah, bizarre.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Just Ukrainian magazine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Wow, it's incredible. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
They're just stealing from them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Oh, let me tell you something that happened. Oh my god,
you just pissed me off.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Yeah, so I flying to San Francisco. You have a
you have a driver? No, how do you get to
the hotel? Okay, we'll have a driver. I know you do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Okay, Yeah, he tells me you get the driver for me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
I get the driver for you. It's not in his deal.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah, you pay for my driver.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
I pay for your everything. Okay, So anyway, no, he
pays for his own fund.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Yeah, there's this guy, you know, I Land, there's a guy.
He has a sign lee, I go, hates me. He's like,
what's your first name? I go Bobby. He's like, okay,
I'm not lying. It gets worse then we actually were
walking smoking to the car. Yeah, he goes, uh, hotel

(01:11:48):
you staying at?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
He doesn't know. Isn't it in the fucking thing?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
So why?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I ask him? Don't you know what a hotel I'm
staying at? Because I do? Do you? I go, I
don't know. It's in some of my I have to
go to my emails and check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Just getting kidnapped by a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
No, just check out. He goes, No, I can't put
you in my car less I know what hotel he's
staying out? Seriously, yeah, and I go, well, what you already?
I already gave you my name, right, He's like, it's rules, man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I've never heard this in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, and now I'm going through my emails. Then I
finally go the hotel. He's like okay, wow, And I
still give him a big tip.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I knew you. I was just gonna say, bat, you
gave him hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Bucks, but I did. I threw it at him, am
you know what I mean? I go here, you go, man.
I whipped it at him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Yeah, him right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
I just got out, didn't say goodbye or anything. It
pissed me off.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, that's fucking weird, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Do you know why he doesn't think that I am anything?

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
How many leaves have to see and you know it's
San Francisco, Iles said, Bobby, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
That's a rare lee, that's a less common lee.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yeah, it's also like you know, I don't know is
did I read it wrong? No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
That's fucking weird though that he did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
I don't know why has that ever happened to you?
I take ubers, you've never gotten a car. It's the
same thing amount of money I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Have, but they've never No, I have. It's not the same,
amoun It's more expensive, for sure, it's more expensive. No,
but I have taken we've got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
No, No, it's you're paying for you deserve it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
I don't deserve anything. I just like it's easier.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
I like the torture of a foreigner who's speaking on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
I like to go to a new city and hear
their foreign their foreign local you know, yeah, kind of
redhead's I would like I want to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
No, but I I I've had that before. I've had
it before where I'm like, oh, that's me, And because
I use an alias, I don't use my name, I'm like,
that's me, and then they have to like check to
make sure because it's not you know what I mean,
Because it's not my name. I say, because it's weird
that they hold your fucking name. That's the weirdest thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
That's why I put mine when we go on the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
That's smart, but you're so fucking famous, Bobby Lee. The
name is famous.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Oh this guy had no idea I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Know who you are. No, maybe he was fucking with you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
He wasn't, dude. Yeah, he was like Brazilian, so he
had a thick accent.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Mean, but I almost never. I almost gave him a
bad review, but I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
No, No, you can't do that. Why why can't you
you can't it's not let him suffer. You're you're living
a great life.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Him you're right, You're right.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
It was it worse than our mean uber driver in Detroit.
Remind me remember we were three packed in the back
of the car. He was being so rude to us,
and you were asking him if you could turn the
A C on and he just wasn't listening kept music.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Was that the one where we were laughing really loud?
There was one Uber I was in with you that well.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
No, that was in London, London.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
That was so.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
On the way to the show with Chapelle.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah yeah, that was so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
And you asked what this building.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Was and he was like, he goes and we and
that's all he did. He turned back around and there
was dead silence out for us, and then all of
a sudden, we just died.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I died laugh. Although we also we also validate him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
We were like, oh cool, oh you were in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Yeah, pretended to be on.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
The phone afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
What you pretend to be on the phone after what? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
But then you guys were like, we're gonna bomb tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. We could feel it.
Something was in the air that night. As soon as
we passed fucking Abbey Road. I was like we're dead,
we're legends, and then we're fucking Penis jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Thank you for being a bad friend, Fox,

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