Dimorphous Expression w/ Are You Garbage?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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B two are bad fights?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Who are these two idiots in Asian deal?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
You two are disgusting? You two or something were bad friends.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I went to the doctor last night.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I know what happened though two nights ago. Well I
saw it close up beating you. Are you okay? Blink?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Twice of all people that talk about their wife beating them.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're the biggest I've ever met.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You're king.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, you get pegged every night.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I want to No, that's what they all said.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's sexual assault every night. Dude. No, you know what
a tear.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So we guessed what this was in my eye. My
eye got worse. It's called blethoritis. Blethoriitis infection of the
gland within the eye. Could have been like dirt or
whatever got up in my eye.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And then Bobby touched you.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bobby touch you here, he's on one today. You want
to fight today?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I miss it. Yeah. He said something to me earlier
I had a physically assault. It was something about, ah, yeah,
I've got a lot of nerve, dude, you got a
lot of nerve.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Diad.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I went into the urgent care. Urgent care took no
less than two and a half three hours to even
get in. And the woman gets in and goes, uh,
who poked you in the eye?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I said life And she goes, oh, that's a
good one. And she goes, this looks infected. It actually
looks pretty bad. We should get this medicaid here. This
is the worst part when you go to a doctor.
She goes, we're gonna get you eye drops. You have
to do two every four hours, two in your eye, right,
and antibiotics just general a moxacillin or whatever. I go, great,
you should knock it right out right, like I've had
sties or whatever before she goes, yeah, we don't want

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it to spread, And I was like, why would you
say that? Well, if it spreads, it can go to
your brain. Whoa, and you can die.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Whoa. You know what they say too is if you
this triangle of your face when you get acne and
if you pop it you could die too. What yeah,
where it's called the triangle of face sadness?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh I saw that movie.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah. No, I'm saying that. They're saying that if you
pop the shit?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Is it they?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
The internet?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
The Internet?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
My doctor Reddit doctor Reddit said this, No, what is
the what would I just say? Danger triangle face?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You shouldn't pop up people on the danger triangle on
your nose? Why why is it so dangerous? I think
of a small segment of your face as the direct
line to your brain. So toe this sinus bloods drained
from your brain infection in the in a danger triangle,
like pick from a pimple nose piercing gone wrong. Uh,
the possibility of a facial infection to become an infection
that ampacks the rest of your body. Can it really

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kill you? Don't panic. You're probably not gonna die from
Papa Bible on your nose. Technically speaking, it's impossible. It's possible.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's possible technically or you could.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Get a brain absess brain infection. Wow, this is real. Okay,
so this thing in my eye though? She was like, yeah, no,
it's okay, but I mean, you know, could if it
spread to your brain, you could die. And I was like,
what why would you say that?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, the possibilities I didn't.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Want to know.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Doctor's not supposed to give you the possibilities.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, really, yeah, I'm the doctor.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, hey doctor Lee, Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hmm, you're right. We looked at your eye.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, what happened with my eye?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
You could die?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
My eye, I could die. You go blund from blethoridis.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, Freddie Mercury that's what he had. Yeah, he had
something in his really.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, why did I go to a doctor?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Can't I'm a doctor?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, all right, you're mister doctor.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Chevrong Oh yeah, Chevron Station Office. Oh thank you what
race do you think that was?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Stones? No?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
What what do you think?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Bangladesh?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I was doing Eia Yeah yeah, look up.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Gas station robberies now in Shriman Oaks, big thing in
the valley here. They're robbing people at gas stations. I'm
not going anymore. I'm not getting gas. I'm just running
out and then I call Triple A. They gun butted
that guy. Some guy had like a rolex or something
on and they gun butted him. Then it just happened
another week ago. Some guy he got out of his car,
gun butted him. They're just robbing people at gast what's

(04:39):
a gun butt? Yeah, they hit that.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
They hit you in the face with it, the but
of the gun.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And let me say this thief, just shoot me dot
gun butt me in the head. I don't want to
just kill me, shoot me baby. Gun butts knock you out.
The butt of a gun is heavy. They're hitting you
in the face with And what are they taking your car? Anything?
They've taken car, jewelry, close, cash close, they left a

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man naked and van nys. That's why when I pump cass,
don't pump gas.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I have a lighter you do, and I have this thing, right,
gun butt me, dude. Right, Vietnam, monk, remember those Buddhist
months of Vietnam. That's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Like the whole place you're gonna you're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Lit on fire. Dog. And also there's nothing to steal
except for my wallet.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Or your car. They can
steal your car. There's bobby gun butt me dog.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah yeah, I'm also dude.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know what's so awful? What if that was an accident.
He was just trying to get gas for that guy's
car that ran out.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, gass fuck. My question is is that, like you know,
you know why they did that?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was well, it was a peaceful protest right.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now, they're protesting the oppressive Saigon regime. It's a protest, right.
Whatever happened to me just making a sign?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Like protest that that's a little too far from me.
Make a son, yeah, yeah, like stop Buddha's hate. That'd
be me. People are like themselves. I stopped right here
with the sign, like that's don't you think that's extreme?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's don't do I think that's yeah, dude, a little
bit the guy lit himself on fight.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm a Vietnamese monk. You're a Vietnamese mank right, Yeah,
and we got to oppress. We have to Sigon.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
What do you think we should do, Tony yell in
the street.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, No, that's too to not not gonna do that much. Okay,
what else do you think we should do?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Get our friends together, to bond together, to great the
community of people have an idea. We shall no extreme
forms are of protests and coups, violent tactics, terrorism, welfare, vandalism, extreme,
non violent.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Great album cover though, Rage against the Machine, That worst album, one.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Of the greatest great albums. They got a lot of
flak for that. Didn't the get a lot of flak
for that? Album? Covers that got flack? You know what?
Interesting topic because McCone, you and I were talking the
other day about Push a T's famous album with a
picture of Whitney Houston's dying hotel room, Daytona, did you
ever see this? They had a photo on the cover
of this wonderful album by PUSHA T. And that is

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the photograph of Whitney Houston's hotel room when she was
found dead.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And there's bottles of whiskey and vodka. And then whenever
there's tinfoil. You know, tinfoil is no good. Why people
smoke crack out of tinfoil?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I put like a bubble gum in there. You yeah,
don't make it, you know what, Andrew, don't make assumptions.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
The tinfoil is there for various reasons.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
You said I was a good detective. Oah, The Beatles
Yesterday and Today rite another controversial album cover. Do you
know why this was controversial?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Because there's babies, heads and stuff?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Because look who's in the back. It's three in the
front and one in the back. A little rude, a
little rude, very odd to put him in the back,
by the way, Yeah, why why'd they do that? Aesthetics
asteads comp what's your favorite album? Estead is Campo shutstead
it shot? What's my favorite album of all times?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
The album cover? I'll tell you mine Captain Beefheart trout
mask replica.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Hm, look it up, dude, Captain beef Heart trout mask replica. Yeah,
sounds like one of those mad libs. Oh, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's good. I was gonna give you something like blood
Sugar Sex Magic. I think I like Blood Sugar Sex
Magic from Chili Peppers so much because it was also
like a time in my youth. It was like something
about the time and like the sexiness of the album cover. Well,
I don't know why I liked it so much as
a kid, but I love that it's like licking. They're
all tongue licking of like. I don't know why I

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thought that was bad ass. No, I liked Mother's Milk
because there was a titty on it. That one was
great too. Same thing another Chili Peppers. Yeah, that was
a poster you go over to you over to some
kid's house named Ryan, and he was like, She'm my
new fucking poster, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Can I tell you this?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
My mom's livid about it, dude. My dad was like,
hang it.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Up, can I tell you what just happened with me
and Anthony Keita's Yeah. So I never talked about this though.
For some reason, this is twenty years ago. Keita Chris
Rock was in the main room and Keita saw me
right cool, and then Kedahs was came up to me
and goes, oh, you're really funny this and that. Right,
So then Kedas would go around town just to watch

(09:33):
my sets, right.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Like following you. Yeah, and the same night or many.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, just throughout the couple months. Wow, we're being very friendly.
I got his number of the whole thing, right, and
then and then all of a sudden, one day I
do this show at El sid Right. Yeah, he brought
the whole band out there to come see you. Yeah. Wow,
you're in the front row. I bombed so hard that

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there is that No, no, this is wait years later,
ibo him so hard that he didn't talk to me
for like ten years after that. Right, I'm not kidding you.
It was night and day, like I ate it that
hard way. Oh no, it was. I still remember the show.
I remember their faces. There's nothing I could do. I
didn't have the skill set to dig me out of
this hole. Okay. And he just recently goes because you know,

(10:21):
he has a a music observatory like thing that he
does with Flea. Yeah, and they do a yearly benefit
show and they asked me to host it, and I
can't because of Irvine, And it was I almost canceled
Irvine to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, would you no host a benefit show?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're gonna tank at that too, he's gonna see you
tank twenty years old. Benefit shows sucked. You're so hard
to do well at yea. These people are kind of
uncomfortable and they're there like and they're stiff, and they're
dressed up. It's not like a relaxed atmosphere. I mean,
we like doing benefits, but stand up. No, I'd rather
just show up, give you money and be a part
of the thing.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, but you would have done it if you didn't
have something to do.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't know, man, I don't like doing those things.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
They give me the bomb.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You eat shit at those things. Yeah, nobody wants stand
up at a bed. They're like, we're raising money for
sick kids who have cancer of the brain. Ladies and gentlemen.
Bobby Lee, it's fucking impossible to do well, you bomb.
I can't. I just it's bad.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
What's your opening line? What's up? Everybody? What's eating you? God?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Dude, let me tell you guys, what's on ahead? Yeah yeah,
step right on that, step right on it. I said,
I want to tell you guys what's on my mind?
Oh fuck, after every punch on it, go think about it,
think about it. Yeah, all right, rein it in. Yeah,

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but by the way, after after you ate ship, he
made stadium arcadium, So was that your fault?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Raw?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Have you ever a bomb in front of it, like
someone that you didn't want to bomb in front.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Of famous people? Yeah, I mean I bombed in front
of Rock pretty pretty, pretty horrifically at the store in
the o R. And I think from that he's never
really taken me serious because he sat in the bucket seats.
He was staying at the hotel nearby, came over. Sometimes
he stays in LA and just doesn't do a spot.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, he'll just come by. He's so nice.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
He was in the bucket seats and he watched me,
I mean Torrential. It was like it was. It was
so fucking bad. Yeah yeah, And I brought on Fahim
or someone afterwards, and I'm sure Fahim fucking crushed because
he always does. And I just was working out new
shit in the OAR and it was late night.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Dude, Wait, did you know he was there? I saw
him so before you knew he was there.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, it drove me nuts.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, no, no, this is what you do.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Then he sat down and I was like, fuck.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Then you go I have to kill don't do the
new stuff. I have to kill.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
It was eleven forty five. It was like a late
spot and I was like, fuck it, and I was
just trying new shit. Bobby, are there famous people every
time you perform?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
What do you mean? Is that why you don't do
new material?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
This guy, okay?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is he looking for a fight? Dude?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, give it to him.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, give it to him.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I have some things I could say about it. Say
it's dark stuff. I have some dark stuff, and I'm
not going to do it because you like to go personal.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, he really does, dag.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I have so many new jokes. Watch I know it
is good.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I told you that last time you left.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Job because you didn't roll down the window or acknowledge me.
My point being is this okay that I'm doing everything
I can to come up with new stuff. I'm taking
risks on stage, and for for Macone to say that
joke again, it's really hurtful and rude.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
You're talking to one of the top twenty five working
comics today. Okay, I just top twenty five thousand. Yeah,
we saw this whole thing. And let me let me
clear the air real fast. Let me say something genuine
about this THEO Vaughn is someone we've known for a
long long time.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I can't right now.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I just want to I want to say my piece.
I hope he's okay.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I just texted he texted me yesterday.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I know I texted him too, but I'm saying, like
I texted him, that doesn't mean shit. He's going through
something very deep on stage.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That clip is gross of him saying I'm trying not
to take my own life. And I think people think
that was like a bit and he's really in a
dark place. So we wish him the greatest. And I
was texting with a lot of other comics because I
think it's a yo. I know there's a comedy show.
I just I'll wrap it up real fast. I'm just
saying I think people don't know. I know. I think
people don't know that we some of us suffer from actual,

(14:20):
real clinical shit and I have. I have clinical depression.
I have very dark days. Guy, you guys have lived
through my shit. He's got it very bad. I'm sorry,
but I think fucking people just think you're a clown
and you're like, you're not a human. Well he's a
fucking human. So my heart goes out to the guy
because I know he's struggling a lot. So we love him,

(14:40):
I really do. Oh sorry, sorry to be fucking honest
for three seconds on the show. No, no, no, what what
do you want to do? Another Filipino accent?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Huh East Ethiopius and welcome to whatever. I'll just same.
I okay, So we The reason why I love THEO
so much is that I have the same exact sensitivities
and vulnerabilities as he has. We have the same kind

(15:11):
of issues mentally, you know, and when I see when
I saw that clip.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It was heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
It was so heartbreaking because I understood where he was at,
and I I reached out to him. And all I
can do as a friend is say, I'm here twenty
four to seven. I'm just available, and I'm really concerned
for him. I mean, you know, he you know, he
seems to be fine, but I'm still very concerned for him.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, it's it's a it's a very difficult thing to
to survive mental health issues in this kind of environment
because it's so fucking hostile out there.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Particularly when it's wrapped in fame and success. I know,
people are like crime a river rich guy, but like
he's very successful and he's so famous, and that does
a thing to you. It's like inundation of attention and
so it it really distorts your sensibility sometimes when you're
as you know, kind of popular and wanted and everyone's
around you and they want something. He needs something, and

(16:12):
I don't think people understand that, and they never and
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Also people don't understand that he is such a kind, soft,
sensitive kind of a guy.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, he has to put he's so.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Mindful about his feelings and about people around him. He's
just a I just care so much about him, and
you read things about your friends and you just want
to say, you got it wrong, buddy. You know, it's
like not him, you know. And it's like people say
things about me, you this and that, and I get it,

(16:44):
you know. It's and it's just a double edged sword
the internet and ords. I love swords. Yeah, you're a
big sword I'm a sword guy, Katanas especially. You know.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I did get on a big kick of watching Japanese
guy's sharpened swords enough to drop a blade through a piepple.
I sat for hours on the internet watching this guy
sharpen a blade, so you could drop it just clean
through a pineapple.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, I feel like I can do that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, you fucking can't you drop a sword onto a pineapple.
Patience you have the patience to shave that to a
fine point. You do not have that.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
What do you mean even by you saying this.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
He literally would hold the handle and hold the blade
and then drop the blade and hold the handle with
his fingertip.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
You can edit.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
He doesn't ed it.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You can edit. You can do it ten thousand times
until you get it. I can do a cartwheel wheel,
I could do a cartwheel bicycle.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Do one?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
What is a cartwheel? Showed me, and I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Entrance on Letterman do it. That's one of my favorite
entrances of all time. Chris Farley. Everybody look at him, Yes,
look at how perfect. It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I can't do it that way. That was insane.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
By the way. He tried to do three, Watch Go Back.
He bailed on the third. God, this guy was the
king of fucking comedy. Go all the way back, Go
all the way back, all the way back so we
can see from fresh one two, watch go three, and
he's like, oh shit, God, Farley's the man.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh my god, Dad, he was so good. I know,
he was so good.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Going over to Spade's house and seeing that jacket, the
fat guy in a little coat jacket. Yeah, and then
he falls off the back of the chair. I mean
that jacket. I told Spade. I was like, I know,
you'd never sell that, but I mean, good god, I'd
pay so much money.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
If if he was still alive, we would probably know him,
do you think or not.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I don't know if you'd know us, but I mean,
if he was still alive, he'd be the most famous
comedian in the world.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, I mean you would still probably he could be
at Spade's house one day and you could say.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, that's how we could see at spades house. But
also he probably wouldn't Yeah what I don't know. I
just you know, when you're in that what he was,
as big as he was and as much as he
was in it, it was almost like, what's the other
side of that? Look like when he gets clean, you know,
you probably go away from comedy, you get clean, and
you level.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Out, right, Because it was so he'd be non percent.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, yeah, he'd You and him would be doing oz
commercials together. Oh ze, good. Look at the lineup. Tommy Boy,
Beverly Hills, Ninja, Black Sheep, Cone Heads, Almost Heroes, Wayne's World, Airheads,
Wayne's World two. God, dude, the guy was literally just
getting started. And as we know, Shrek the original voice
of Shrek. We talked about it on the show before.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
So he didn't do because at one point you tried
to go serious. He didn't do it like a serious role.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Uh No, the only role that.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Eventually he would have, you know what I mean totally
like The Whale two, Super Whale, the Blue Whale.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
What okay? God rested dead?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I'm sorry, God? What too soon?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That that was good?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
But even like John Candy did JFK, he was great
in that.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Candy showed moments of brilliance in every comedic role, but
he did serious stuff all the time. The difference was
Farley had soft and fun, sweet moments. Nothing like Candy
Candy and Uncle Buck Candy and planes Trains Candy and
fucking Candy and Home Alone. Dude, the guy he showed
moments of like unbelievable cool Runnings a movie that was

(20:10):
such a wacky He was sweet in that. Yeah, one
of the greatest, one of the greatest, one of the
greatest him John Candy, John Goodman. To me, like when
as a kid were two of like the coolest funny guys.
And Goodman wasn't your traditional comedic actor, but he was
so funny. Yeah, Like King Ralph was one of the
best movies I think I've ever seen conceptually. I don't

(20:30):
know why we haven't done that again. Why haven't we
done King Ralph again? Where a fucking regular Midwest like
blue collar guy inherits the Keys to the Royal Kingdom?
And then a genius concept, your your great uncle left
you the Keys to the Kingdom. Yeah, that not even
listed on his filmography King Ralse I remember was.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
A kid watching stripes. Oh you know he was in that.
So those movies.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
This movie was so good.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Which one I never was though, King Ralph?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh, dude, it's so fucking good, was it? John Goodman,
John Goodman, Peter.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
We went from how do we go? From Candy to Goodman?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I said, these two guys were kind of comedic heroes
when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I don't remember. I didn't see that. Trying to listen
to what I'm saying I was trying to think. I'll
take connect, tell you why, I'll tell you what just happened.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
You disconnected?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I just not only did this disconnect, somebody picked up.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
The phone and the internet cut out.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, my mom, on the fucking no, I was trying
to think of the movie stripes. So while you were
talking about the whole thing about Goodman, I was like,
not even listening. What is that movie?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
You never listen to me?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Of course I do know, bing bang, bing banging.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
When's my birthday?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
October sixth?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, don't look at your phone?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is that October sixth? No, it's got
to be October sixth, Dad, It's not October sixteenth. Fuck
ten days. But I knew it was.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Six Yeah, that was true.

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Speaker 1 (25:23):
Let's take old movies like that and see some of
the new comics that could fill those shows. Okays, Oh
my god? Uh me? You no, Okay, you're right.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I mean it wouldn't. It wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'd like to put us in something because I can't
get any work. I know neither, but I get some
fucking work.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
But they would, they would imagine a studio.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
You and I could do plain strange automobiles and it
would be fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
That'd be amazing.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I mean, how much more am I Steve Martin to
his John Candy? I mean, genuinely yeah, we'd have to
get you off the azempic though. I think you have
to game wait to make it funny, don't you.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
A studio would be like, okay, three amgos, let's go
to Sadekas first, Let's go to these kind of people
for us, don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, that's fucking boring. No, that's not a shot at him.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
That's what they would do.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Give me someone. We're making our world now, I'm saying
from studio exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
From a studio exect, I would be like, uh, Santino
or Sadekas, probably Sadas.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, let me say this our.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Our ecosystem, our ecosystem that we're talking about, friends that
we know. All right, so here we go, three amigos. Well,
you're obviously the you're alfu the Chevy Chase part, and
fucking I.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Mean, that would what I would want. Who's Steve Martin?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Then Steve Martin would be Nate Bergazzi.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Perfect, yeah, and then you are little Netti need Tolander.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, there's no way they would pick me.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It's for USC. Are you talking about we're casting this move?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
No, No, I'm going to be the barg attender. Freddy Sparagus
is part a smiless smile, yes, smiley smile.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Who would be who would be little Netti need Tolander?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh? Yeah, who would be that?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Martin Short and Nettie need a Lander? Who would be him?
I want to be that's a tough dusty bottom so bad.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's a tough that's a tough.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
And who would be Patrice Martinez one of the first
girl that he falls in love with, Steve falls in
love with? Who would be her?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh? Shit? Uh?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Angela Johnson?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Angela Johnson.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Now I'm trying to think of Yeah, it's gotta be like, uh,
who's the most famous uh Latino comedian Angela Johnson. Oh,
Sophia Nino di Rivera? What Annabelle Ferrera? I mean, I
don't know any of these. I mean, fancy shouldn't you know? Sophia?
Shut it up? It's so annoying. Wow, have her on

(27:32):
the show. Hey, is this hurricane going to hit Florida?
Or is this bullshit? Let's fucking do more hurricanes? Remember
that when we were kids. I feel like it happened
all the time. Hurricane what is that? Imelda? Forecasters are
monitoring Hurricane Emelda? Which is am I saying that?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Imlda?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Why do you think they name it names like that
and it.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Goes in alphabetical order. Hurricanes are given names to improve
public and professional communication, making storms easier to identify, track,
and discuss, especially when multiple storms are active, right, because
they've got sometimes there's three hurricanes going on the same time.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I like when they combined.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh, when they hook up.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
When they hook up.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, when they don't know, and then when they combine,
they're bigger.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Herr Orgy Yeah, yeah, a hor orgy. That's a movie
where like six come into one.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Or you have two natural events happen earthquake and so
two two hurricanes that meet, you know, and then an
earthquake in the ocean, love which causes a tsunami. Just
it just happens.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
A tornado sweeping through the Midwest. Ye, fires on the
West coast.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah yeah, and then it just happens at one place
and then we all die. No, just it'll happen in Okay. Rapture, rapture,
you know, what happened to the rapture?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
What happened to the rapture?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
What happened to the rapture?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Excuse me? Yeah, it's because to me, what happened to
the rapture?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
What happened though? Did anyone?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
It said?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's back on?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Was anyone raptured?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Here's a new date? The Christians believe it.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh, there's a new one. Wait, it was two weeks ago, right? Yeah?
What day was a rapture? I don't know, but it
was a Tuesday. I think.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Let's see go down, let's see rapture twenty twenty five.
Prophecy maybe expected to cur on the twenty third or
twenty four. That's right, it didn't happen, failed to materialize. Yeah,
and anti climax lets to have dismissed it. A long
line of unfulfilled doomsday claims. However, some believers say it's
still gumming. South African pastor Joshua Michayla was well, I
mean that's I didn't need to Joshua MICHAELA. I don't

(29:20):
know how to say it says, it's like, Kela, you.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Know what I did on the twenty third, I was
waiting for the rapture. I was in my backyard completely naked.
Do you know why I was naked?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Why?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Because when when you have your clothes on, it leaves
where you left. I want that to be a mystery, right,
Where where's Bobby? Where's Bobby? I don't want them to
know where I you know what I mean? I feel
like if I was raptured, no one would believe it.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I mean people would think, Bob, you're on one. People
like he relapsed, he's on one, he's out there.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah yeah, I don't think that. Like if people were right, and.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
How stupid are I be? I like, you guys don't
get it he was raptured. They're like, okay, dude, where
is he?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Where?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I mean, if you were a raptured do you think
people wuld believe it?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
For sure? I'm rapturable too.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't think you're rapturable on dude, I.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Keep tempting the rapture.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean who would I don't.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Know, dude, I'm not rapturable.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I don't think. Well, I don't think if if I'm
not rapturable, you're not rapturable.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Well you're okay, fine. A person raptured is, according to
some Christian beliefs, when they're a true believer in Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Okay, that that is.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I believe in Jesus. Now you're die, Oh.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Damn it is that the pro pre requisite. Say it again,
is that the prerequisite?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I love it. I love it, and you did it
good on that second one? Is that not how I
say that is a prerequisite to being raptured? You must believe.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
But okay, what if I have all the other ones,
but except for that one.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Well, you got to talk to the guy. Imagine he
gets up to funk you know what I mean, he
gets up.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
What are the conditions about rapture? Do you have that?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I think it's just that you gotta believe.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
That's the only thing.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
That's it. You got to accept Jesus Christ as your
Lord and savior in yours.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I just did it, Seriously, I just did it. Do well.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You're going to get raptured.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I don't think you.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Believe I'm graduate.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
No, there's a few. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me the few.
Give me hold on.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
But imagine we all get raptured and are waiting in line,
and Jesus is like, what's probably naked? We all have clothes.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yes, I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
And one of the apostles is like, that's a bit
he does from his show, and he's like, Jesus, He's
going to give you a cube shot when he receive
Jesus Christ. Do you receive in the fundamental steps to
believing in Jesus Christ, accept him as your Lord and savior,
and repent for your sins, Read and study the Bible. No,
you don't pray and confess. You do live a faithful life.
You do join a healthy church. You don't be patient

(31:34):
and endure.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
You do?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Is that it just six?

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, So understand the event, know it's coming. So we
got to get you to a church. Is really what
it is?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
So you do you pray and repent?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I pray. I pray too, Yeah, I pray a lot. Yeah,
pray for people. Yeah, I pray for the show that
fancy gets replaced.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I've never seen you go to don't talk to God?
Seen you go to a church?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I do?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I go to church every Sunday. That's why we can't
do the show on Sunday mornings.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Do you really go to church every Sunday morning?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Have I missed? How many Sundays have I missed? Macone?
Macone knows? I mean none. Sometimes he comes and watches
the dog.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
You go to church? Every Sunday. What what do you Okay,
stop at it from the road.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Stop stop for Yeah, we camp for the road because
I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Stop stop, stop, stop for a second.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Okay, may I speak please?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Okay? That says a lot about our relationship. Why because
you've never invited me? You don't want me to be saved?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Do you know church is at eight am?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
It doesn't matter. You don't want at least one time, like, hey,
hey Bud, you want to go?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Do you think you could get up at eight to
go to church? For real? I went annuinely.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I go up on Sunday mornings and I go to
Third and Gardener, which is an early AA meeting.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I go to that that's at ten thirty. You said, yeah, okay,
you want to go two and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
But you think I sleep? You think I sleep when
I go to Third and Gardener. No, I stay up
all night.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well that's not good.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
That's my point. I would go if you try to
save me, but you don't want me to go. You
don't want me to go to heaven.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I want you to go to heaven.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, but then whyouldn't you invite me?

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Look, you don't want me saved. I want it's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I want you to go to heaven. But I do
think I've already put in a couple of requests and
they've been.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It's invite only. What do you mean requests from Jesus?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It's like Raya, like you can get in, but it's
like you got to have a few people to vouch
for you. And also if you violate, be banned. Yeah,
you got banned from heaven. But but honestly, if you
wait a couple of weeks, I don't lift the band.
Can I come with me?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
What's the church called?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm not telling them on the fucking Okay you want
to come, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
And what do you Weariki?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What do you mean you wear street clothes?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Really?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Where whatever you want? There's no rules to church. That's
old school ship, that's old fucking fuddy duddy.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
It's honestly, it's I'm so shocked.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
That you go to church but you can't wear shorts.
Have you ever seen Jesus don't like knees?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Have you ever seen me wear shorts?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Not really? Yeah, exactly, Actually, nothing I think about I
don't think i've ever seen you No that's not true.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
On a beach.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yes, we've gone swimming together. And i've seen you in short.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I know, yeah, I've seen me.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, i've seen you a little thong.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah cute.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Those little black things were black thongs. They were so funny. Yeah,
it's that sexy. That's an album cover? What is that for?
The bid?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Flyer for Braill? God, the kid's got a much better
body now. I got to tell you should reshoot that photo. Now,
you should reshoot some of those old, like like nudy
photos and see what you look like.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
God, look at how young the kid is.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh my god, look at how young I am.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
We want you to be saved. I want you to
be saved, and the fans want you to be saved,
and I believe you can do it.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, I want to go. I want to That ropster
talk was really scary, and I.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Just, oh, buddy, you're going to be saved. Do you
know why? Because you have a good heart and a
good soul. The number one rule I believe in all
religions is to try to be a good person. And
you're a great person, and that is your entrant entry
ticket to the UH the afterlife.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, but I've giggled at a couple of funerals before.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Funerals can be funny.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
But they've been. In truth, I've been every time I'm
in a funeral, I do there's a laugh attack?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Well, yeah, who said that? They're supposed to be sad?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Why why is there? Why are they sad?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Like my brother and I were at a funeral once
and we heard a knock.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Right, is it closed casket?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
It was closed casket, but we heard like that right,
And I looked at my brother and we just collapsed
on the ground started laughing. It's funny, I know, but
still you're not supposed to laugh. Do you ever have
a laugh fit?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
So you're not laugh when I'm uncomfortable? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because you don't feel you don't know how to feel. Yeah,
you know, Like I learned something the other day that
this is this dimorphous expression is the phenomenon displaying two
contradictory expression or actions in response to a single intense emotion,
such as crying when happier or just squeeze acute object. Yeah.
Sometimes you feel so overwhelmed you do something Usually wouldn't

(36:06):
I laugh sometimes when I want to cry?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, you know, when feelings are too emotional for me.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Do demorphous expression.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I've never even heard of that before.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
What's up, San Diego, We're demorphous, Just bawling while they.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Play morphous expression band.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Or it's a great album.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, demorphous, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Demorphous expression. I've literally never learned learning new ship.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I had someone someone I know they had They had
someone in their family do assisted suicide. Oh no, which
is kind of crazy, well because usually people that do
it do it because they have a terminal illness and
they're like, well, I don't want this to get progressively worse.
I want to say goodbye, but this is kind of
a crazy story. The person like through themselves a goodbye

(36:51):
party or whatever. You know, these living funerals is like
a big thing that people do now. But they kept
pushing back the date of the because they, you know,
had a couple of like secondaries of like maybe I
don't want let's let's move back a little bit. What
do you mean Like they kept changing the date of
the assistant suicide because they kind of had probably a
few good weeks or something. It's fucked up, because don't

(37:13):
you think after you do that, you'd be like all right,
I don't want to do it. If I bailed once,
I'm I am out. I don't know if I could
go through with it.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, it's a dark thing.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's crazy. I'm not It's just like it's it's hard.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I don't know how to spin this, but yeah, spin it,
spin it, spin it pretty dark, spin it.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
You got it. I know it's in there.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah. I don't like physical pain.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
You don't want to experience any physical I.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Think once the physical pain is just even if morphine
or any of these drugs stop working. Yeah, I just
I feel like, I like, I'm gonna move on.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
You ever had morphine.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Like when I was in Vietnam, like a drip? Yeah,
like on the field. Yeah, like a drip.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
You've had a drip? And about Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Y yeah doe.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
They gave me that ship when I had my torn
ligaments in my leg. Wow, yum, it's un fucking real.
You feel warm? I mean, oh, it's warm sunshine.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah, it makes me go heroin.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's not surprising why people are addicted to all these,
you know, opiates.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
No, of course, not morphine dripped is the continuous intravenous
administration of the opioid pain medication morphine ivy dog drip
drip drop A drip drip drip with that drip drip drip.
I got that drip. I got that drip drip drip,
I got that drip. Just two ivs in my arms.
I got that drip drip drip. I'm just drooling. Wow,
it does feel good.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
It does feel good.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's bad news bears. You know when you get on it,
you know, they're like, be careful because it's fun.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
You know what I think in the last five years
of my life, and when I'm seventy, I think I'm
gonna do.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It seventy the last five that's the what are you
talking about it?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I think I'm seventy five, I've done.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
You're a living pat wave.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I'm seventy. I think I'm gonna go you know what,
I'm gonna liquid it everything and I'm just gonna shoot
heroin please don't yeah, or fetanyl. There's a new fetanyl.
There's a super fetanyl, right, But I think I'm just
gonna boom boom. You can come over to my little apartment.
I'm gonna downsize. I'm gonna do yeah, and I'm just
gonna drip my way into heaven. Super feentanyl, there's a
new fentanyldude, super fed.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Car fentanyl extreme potency. Synthetic opioid has to maybe one
hundred times more potent than fentanyl, ten thousand times more
potent than morphine.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Damn, it's on the streets.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Now, give that to me. In the hospital dog, They're like, Andrew,
you just have a paper caught. I'm like, I need it.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Who took feanyl was like, nah, it's not enough, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Well, probably because they're fucking used to it. They've they've
their tolerance is too high.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Do a little extra fetanel then no, that's not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Listen, Charlie ge Charlie Sheen was like, I was banging
seven gram rocks. I was like, fucking go. Yeah, he
couldn't get enough.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
That was the greatest documentary. I love that.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
You're talking about that for days.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
It's so that documentary. What a life and the thing
that got him sober? Was like incredible?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, yeah, happy he did. Sheensy's aka Charlie Sheen. Did
you see Jason Bateman's new show Black Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, everyone's talking about it, Betty.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, it's very good and Jude Law Yeah, Jude lost
so good.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, and the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie. Everyone's saying great.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
So a lot of people are saying it's good. But
I've seen a little bit of uh other sides. If
people say that they don't like it yourself, Yeah, I'm
gonna you.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Want to go watch it?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I'll go.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, let's do it this week.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, I'll love to. Would you watch it again?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I'm gonna go watch it again.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Wow, oh you are because you have no life.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
I like to going to movies.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Are you dating anybody right now? Are you single?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I'm single?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
You've taken anybody out on dates?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
I like to go to.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Movies by myself because I can get a better seat. Yeah,
I agree. I do like going to movies as well
by myself. But you're not seeing anybody at all. Huh.
So often I'm go on a date. But I don't
you know, why don't you be honest? Because you talk
to me that how badly you want to have love?
You're like interested badly in love the people now watch
the show? So god fancy? Yeah, you know I will

(40:48):
get you back to Spain pretty bade up?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, I don't like watching movies with somebody because I
get influenced by them.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah if they laugh or if they yeah, yeah, I'll.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Be sitting next to somebody. Like I was watching Superman
with like three other people, my brother, Dumbfounded and Jean,
and I'm watching it. I'm like, I'm trying to get
into it.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
What's that combined IQ in that room? Sorry, I'm trying
to get into it.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Fuck you dude, that's my friend, groom dude and family.
What the fuck your.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Brother dumbfounded Jean Houng is yeah, he's get you over
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, And I turned to my brother and my brother
just goes yeah. As soon as he did that, I
was like, oh, it's bad, you know, that's just and
then it ruined the whole thing, I know, you know
what I mean, Or like somebody will just be like
their eyes closed.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah. I took my dad to Lord of the Rings
the Two Towers Sleeping dude, because he had never seen
the first one or the third one, right, because the
third one wasn't out. And I just remember just opening
We'll going on right in the beginning, and then like
five minutes and he's just it's just.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
It deep and yeah, but he works a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
He has no interest in you know what I mean,
what was he interested in? He's never seen a movie.
You know. My dad was one of those immigrants that
was like, he doesn't know what music is. I talked
about this before.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I know, but it's so funny not music.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
He doesn't know what music is. Turn He's like, I
mean yeah, but right before he died, right, I had
air pods. The translation ones no no no, And he
was like communicated.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I know what you're saying. After all those years.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I love radio Head. Yeah, in Rainbows is amazing. Yeah,
we had fishes. What's this?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeh?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
So he we put in Eric Clapton.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Recon sorry, yeah, recon.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
We put Eric Clapton in what's that song?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Tears in cheers in Heaven?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Here's in Heaven? Put it in? We play it? Never
heard music before? In his line, I mean, obviously he's
an elevator in a mall. He hears it in the
ambiance of it pere Aleban.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
He gets to the pearly gates, He's like, Pierre, I'm sorry, sir,
what do you keep singing a song?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Did he smile through the song?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Did he and he's he's like, we play and he's
like kind of sitting there, and then a single tear,
I swear to God comes out of his face. And
it was the first time. He who do you? Who
you know? Will you know my name?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
All your hill run?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
So you think the next one?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Would that be the same? I hold you in a
hill room?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I must have been strong? Is that how it goes?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm must to be throng and kity cause I know
I don't to be wrong, curty brother. And this is
about his kid falling out a window.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, we didn't explain that to him. He was doing
cocaine copy. I don't know what the story was. Was
he doing cocaine?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I don't know he was. He loved cocaine traditionally. He
wrote a song about it, but it's about it. It's
about his son falling out of a fucking fuck fifty
third story apartment.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
How do you move on after that? God? How do you?
How do you move on.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
After fifty three floors like this?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I mean so long, that's so many stories seen.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Sorry, Oh my god, jeez, it's so long. How long
is that? That's a long time?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Long time?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, forever. Yeah, whoa look, who's here?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Come on in, Prince, sit down in these chairs. Hey boys,
did you guys lock the door and no? We left
to open for you. What's wrong with that? You don't
like that?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Jack Black did it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Jack Black?

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Speaker 2 (48:06):
Is your hair wet or just greasy?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Shower?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
You look good though, look at the lettuce on the kick.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Don't don't get defensive. Ask you a question. Man, your
hair looks good too? Whis nice? I want to feel
like it?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Does? You? Got?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Looks stylish?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Introduce our fucking guests.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
And Kevin Ryan H. Foley from Ari Garbage.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Let it gentlemen, are your garbage is in the house?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Happy to be?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Do you like the chair?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Hate the chair?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Why do you hate the chair?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Because I'm a fat pig. I feel like Biggie.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
This is what Biggie felt like his whole career.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Give me the loot, Give me the loot.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's the one phrase he knows. I'm not kidding. He
says that every week.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
It's the only thing I know that's great.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Because that came off quick, I was like, damn, Bobby's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Why do you say mean diminutive stuff about yoursel?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Dude, I'm all fatty.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
You're successful now.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
You feel you feel? Are you bigger than you were before?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I'm actually going on the way down. I started jet
bound six weeks ago. What's it called zep bound.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Zep bound.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, is it like oze picking? Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
You are?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
You are down forty pounds?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
You always look good though I've never seen super really.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, I'm down thirty, I'm down thirty.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
You look great.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
You're down here, can you see?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I told you that as I came in. The hair
looks good.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
You look thin and look Hollywood, you're thirty thirty five pounds.
This guy's got off now thirty.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Thirty thirty Yeah? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
What what what would you get? The biggest? Where you
were at?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Probably two fifty?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Shut the fuck up, I'll tell you five?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Uh yeah, five eleven, probably right on smidge under six
what wow?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Fifty that's big?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
As many times.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Boozing a lot boozing eating good food.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
It's like, you know, you know, you have the round
as eyes I've ever seen, Thanks Bud, you.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Not so much ye zingers bring them out, them out
and fully your eyes are pretty asiany really to me?
For right, Yeah, it's more Japanese, it's more ron ing okay. Yeah,
you know, I mean like you know, a bigger samurai.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
I like, yeah, yeah, I will send if you gain weight.
It does smush your eyes a little little. When you
lose some fucking weight, those things are going to be big.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, are you thinking about getting the injection?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
What do you mean injection?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh no, you're I mean you're already on it.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
On it?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Is it the same thing as ozembic and now it's different.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
The side effects are on his bed and yeah it's ze.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Bound is a work for medication tears. Zeppatide used for
a chronic weight. Okay, let's go down to let's see
what the what. The side effects are generally considered safe
when you use it directed, but comes with the potential
side effects nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation. You already have all
the stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
To begin with, you know.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
That's and it made me gay.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
And then you guys are sharing hotel rooms. Fatigue and
hair loss. You got a lot of lettus. Who cares?
You're fine?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
The constipation I have a problem with.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Brutally, Yeah, brutal, it's total meta mucil for it. Yeah,
the combat.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
There'll be go three days remember that I celebrated.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Oh yeah, no, yeah, three days.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Three days, and I sent you a poop photo was nice.
Yeah that it was like celebration.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Saved it, printed it. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's the kind
of relationship we have.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
You get you get clogged up on this. Not so
bad the ozempic it was brutal. It was like I
was getting chemo. That's why I had to Did you
throw up to Oh? I was awful?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Awful.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Now you're on it too, same buddy, I don't have
a fucking one side effect.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I'm coming.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
It's great on zep bound or on dept bound.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
You guys are both on it. You're sponsored by it.
Do a read real fast into the camera.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Are you a fat piece of shit?

Speaker 2 (51:29):
You have no self control?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Do you want to see your dick look a little
bit bigger? Get on zep bound. Does your dick look bigger?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
No? It seems I really you don't get it. There's
no more life in it.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Thirty pounds twenty five pounds came out of my penis,
had a very thick penis.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah yeah, boys, span yeah, you can't change that, you
know what I mean? That's uh geanetics.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh you lose weight, it looks it looks bigger. Mine
starting to look a little bigger.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
You've seen that uh, Sidney Sweeney commercial. He's like, my jeans,
my jeans Aras pick out.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, I don't like what we're doing right now.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I'm not making funny. I got I got a small
piece myself.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
I don't have a small piece. That's the thing. That's
the thing either. Wait, but I don't have one. That's
the thing I know for my body structure. Very good. Okay,
like you know, like spud Web.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Okay, you're dick and jump.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I I'm just saying, obviously spud web is not going
to have shaquilles.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yes it is. Historically you've never heard of this. This
guy has a fucking pipe. It fell out of his
shorts one time when he was dunek.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
The confidence you need to jump that high is a
little guy.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
How tall was five six.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
The manat Twitter has been feeding me a lot of
Asian porn lately.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I don't know why Twitter feeding.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
He's obsessed that there's like full blown porn on Twitter.
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
He's like, all, you know, there's porn on the internet,
I know, talking about twitters.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, why do you like it so much? You think
just because it's like you're reading about and disaster ship
and then you get off to a little Asian.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Foot know it's awesome. I love it.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
What's your favorite kind of.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Porn of Asian of Asian Japanese? Yeah, Japanese. Wait wait,
Japanese goes number one inters of porn.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Oh, Japanese is always number one, everybody.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Japanese girls anime, anime, anime, Japanese has always been number one,
number one forever.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
And then pops making a move though, making good enough?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
That girl Rose is beautiful Rose, I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Why are you looking at me like I know everything?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
He's a expert in every Japanese porn star.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
What is it called Rose?

Speaker 4 (53:36):
What her name's Rose? She does the song with Bruno
Marsa Bob. You don't know this?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh she's gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Great singer too.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Would you leave your wife for her?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Absolutely? Yeah? Throw it all away?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Did you really throw it? Kevin? How about you?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
What?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
No, no, no, You're not gonna leave your wife for Rose?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Number one? Good?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
And of course I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Oh my god, what keV?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
What I wouldn't?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
No, no, no, no, you don't like Asian girls.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
No, I do like Asian I used to.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I've dated and we talked about it before.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
You White's number one on your list, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You always say keep it white. That's what he said,
a white baby.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Because you're married to a white I'm married to a
white Yeah. She's a good looking. She's a good looking.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yeah, I'm not questioning that. I'm questioning the racism.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
He just did the Trump She's a good look at
very good look at her. She's got what's been going
on with the dogs? I haven't seen you guys in
a long time on tour, running around.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
On tour, the back on the block, tour, getting by
is what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
What are you talking about? You guys are cruising.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
We're getting rough summer summer.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Why did your tour in the summer.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
We didn't tour in the summer. We were off Kippi
had a baby.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Oh congratulation the first one?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Yeah, first, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
God, let's guess the name.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Yeah, well we'll do Jonavan.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
That's really good.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
A big mc nap guy. Yeah, uh chat that is
you're attacking my whiteness?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, yeah, no, because you're an artist, so I'm an artist. Yeah,
it's gonna be a little arts.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I call it guy fat.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, and to be able to Yeah, you call him fat.
I do the Asian.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Devn Devon Kevin and Evan's good. Yeah, what what is it?
What the baby's name?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Marcus?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Marcus? No, we went with Dan.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Dan, Daniel, Dan, Daniel Daniels with Dan.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Why he was gonna go with Earth.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I ain't never met a bitch named kind.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mister pat.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
What I mean was that? Was that a hard struggle
to come up with Dan? Irish?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Irish, an old Irish.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
That's how we do it.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Okay, Yeah, that's some Irish pig ship.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
But it's not like I'm gonna fucking name my kid.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Chong should Chong Lee Ching and Chong would be amazing. Yeah,
good name, good boy, strong lad.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
It's a family name.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You're gonna do this whole fucking game where people like
he was in the top berth percentile of you all
that bullshit.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
He's a big fani Yes, nine, Well, let me guess
the weight? The weight was him four fifty?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
The weight that Dan, you're full term.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
At born born, I don't remember. I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
What.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yeah, I don't h When.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
You look at the baby, do you feel like does
it look like you? No? Yeah, does it feel like
you love the baby? I mean he's your best friend, right,
one of your best baby? Yeah, adorable, irish baby. So
it's if Kevin passed away, would you.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I always love coming to talk to these guys.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, I would you take here? Would you take it?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
It was a good time.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
He wouldn't let me.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
So who's the godfather? Don't you have a godfather?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
You gotta pickure.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's got to be. It's got to be no, no, no, no,
let me push free.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
No, he's got to be his.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
No.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I would love to hear this.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Please state your case, mister.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Mister Watt, you're gonna say something, go ahead, well chung.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Or whatever there is no Yeah, say miss Bobby lay
my good dear friend.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Okay, I don't know your brother, so this is tough.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
We were talking about her.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Would you give me your kid if you passed away?
I mean he would be first in line.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Yeah, he's not him.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, what do you mean my relationship with them? You
don't have the same relationship with h I do, but
I'm not Andrew.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
That would be like, I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
That would be like you, I would, Yeah, Andrew would leave.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I would leave my kid with him.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I leave my kid with him. Okay, yeah, and he
would my godfather.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
I would leave my kid with him, but not the
other way.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah, So what's your problem because he.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Has better prospects.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, and I'm in hiding prospect.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I'm a mora.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You're my only prospect.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
You're not a moron, buddy, there's no evidence.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
This seems like they're turning against me.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
He don't seem like a mo.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
You're not a moron, dude, Because of course named me
a state in city in Kansas, can.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
See the question is confusing. A great question.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, yeah, Kansas City, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Boomp of CALIFORNI.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Fuck, it's not l A, it's uhs with a stop, Sacramento.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
There it is, there we go capital.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
You know what, take my baby?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
I knew that's all it took.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I wouldn't want that, but no, it would be bad.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
You have kids.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
You don't have kids, No kids?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
No kids.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Asked me a question, what is the capital of Pennsylvania?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Pittsburgh? Oh? Fuck?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Do you know name something that comes with hot pot.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Hot pot?

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Yeah, potatoes, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
That's actually very funny. We tried this one time. We
did are you smarter than the fifth grader?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
We lost?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
We failed every question.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Yeah we've we did it on Patriot.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
But are you guys? Are you guys college graduates?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Which I am. I went to Temple.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
You know that's a good school.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
What about you?

Speaker 4 (58:44):
I flunked out sophomore year.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
God is good.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Where Widener University played football? Hey, yeah, right, you know it.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I went to skinnier.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Rival.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
We beat you guys all the time.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
They never catch them.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
The game's over, I guess.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I went to Arizona State. Dude, I'm a fucking dumbo bumbo.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, it's a big dumple always say that Arizona.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
I think there are awesome schools.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
No, well they're fun.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Part the one have like a lazy river. That was
like always the big.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
It's a great rumor. And then and they also said
ninety percent acceptance rate.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Let's go pretty good. Can you check Temple universities? Yeah,
it's gotta be like thirty under fifth It's it's really
they have like they claim they have like five hundred
thousand students. They have like one biggest Oh you're just
as high as us.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Hey, what's the school? What school has the highest acceptance rate?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I want to know what that is. Let's take a guess.
My guess would be Florida State. Uh yeah, gotta be
a state. Oh but it's like.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Penn State.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Maybe No, they just have so many.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Oh yeah, College of Dad n Islands, Yes, that's so yeah.
Soon he's like ninety eight percent. Right, University of Mississippi
sided within ninety eight percent, so everyone could wuld a mississip.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
If I was denied at Dixie University? Am I Bobby?
You kill myself?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
No, he got to college.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I didn't got one to enough.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Why would he need to look at this? Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Yeah, I'm a BRAINI act. Did ask me anything? Potatoes,
hot pop?

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Weren't you already working, like right after high school?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Get in a sweathop? Yeah? Making nikes? Is that what
you're saying?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
In fact? Yeah, he made those?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I made those?

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Yeah, yeah, are a little I got. I got some
notes for you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Now you were already cruising in entertainment?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
No no, no, I started twenty three Oh really yeah? Yeah?
No from high school to twenty three. No future almost
die damn yeah, because I had no future and I
had no idea what I was going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Guy's got six guys on the road with him.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
What are you talking of?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Videographer, producer, videoography manager.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Uh yeah, we got a guy die Ops. We call
him Director of Operations. He gave himself that title. Pretty
much drives the van and stuff. Now he's our boy,
Ryan d. He's great. We got him. We got a
two openers and a producer and then two.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Opener comics that we might know or no, Yeah, Colin
Chamberlain and Sam Rubenos.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Oh no, right now like New York guys. Colin Chamberlain
and Sam.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Colin works with Jessica Curson a lot and Sam is Jewish.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Yes you have resident. You gotta have one, got right
in l A.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
You gotta have a jew trust me. I know you
guys do the bus when you're on the road, or.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Don't we have we've done the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Fuck that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I kind of like the bus. You don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
We'll never do that ship ever again.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
We love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
This guy had night terrors every fucking night. You got
a bad hang.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
No, I'd rather just go to the hotel, get a
nice hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I get that. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
You don't like waking up in the New city.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No, I like just I like waking up in a
nice hotel bed instead of listen to this guy scream
bloody murder every fucking night and then him actually five
thirty playing video games and peeing everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Hey yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Rule number one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
That's not the bus, that's the squad. You guys gott
to fucking step.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
It up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah, honestly, fuck this whole team. You don't know, you
get a weak crew.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
That's my favorite is with Bert on the bus with Burt.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Well, he's got nine buses a baby when.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
He when I almost died, Remember I fell off the
So you guys did that tour with him? No?

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
No on that, but I've I mean I was national headline.
I saw that on fucking h Well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
He posted about it so he could cancel shows. Unfortunately,
probably will not be performing tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
I'll be back in twenty twenty, said, what the fun happened?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I cut to my rib all right, So I was
on the I was on the top bunk. It was
pitch black, like three in the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Morning, which he shouldn't be in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I also asked the bottom bun. I asked people, hey,
can I get the bottom? I have little legs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
That's that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Right, No, I claimed it. That fucked like bullyshit and
on you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
So I'm on the top bunk. Right, it's pitch black.
I don't know where. We're in the middle of the
south somewhere right right. I opened up the curtain right
and I have to go to the bathroom. So I
take my hand. I can't see it to brace myself
on the opposite side of the other bunk the ledge
and I miss it and I did. I fall forward

(01:02:55):
and I hit my mouth on the fucking things. O.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Guy thinks you're gonna reach across the bus. These arms
are like a.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Yeah, wake up, But everybody wake up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
No one woke up. And I was on the ground,
was knocked unconscious.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
They woke up. They were like, you got knocked out?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, and I and they're just blood everywhere. So I
go to the front of the boss. I sit there
and I go to the driver and I go I
think I need to go who And he goes, now, man,
it's seven hours away. I'm bleeding. I think I need stitches.
No seven hours, dude, and I started testing bird everybody.
No one replies, everyone's sleeping. Yeah, I'm just sitting there

(01:03:31):
just in a pool of blood for like hours. It
was fucking crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Get a paper top, puts some mice on it. Suckond
I did all that. What do you think, dude? Did
you need stitches?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yeah, yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
That's like a bunch of stitches.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
And uh three, you got three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I knew a bunch was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Wait wait, wait, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Well he said you didn't get fifteen, you got three?
I got a lot three.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Saying what it's saying the lawsuit? What forty five stitches?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
And you know what was great? And this is and
you know that the whole team, Yeah, the whole team,
the squad. I love the squad, Love the squad. And
they were like, you know, obviously, go home. But they
paid me for the gigs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Great, which is so like the most every time we
go on to he's gonna fall off the bunk. I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
That's getting off cheap. They're probably worried you're gonna fucking
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Never do it, even if I died.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I wouldn't do it, not to Burton leyand there's other people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
We love them. You can't sue that you can't beat
better people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
No, they're probably the two of the best people ever
had come on. You know What's so funny though the
bus thing our driver and that was also that guy
was a fucking lunatic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
We had a lunatic Mega man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
What the fuck was his nickname? He had like a
it was like a superhero nickname. One night, I wake
up because the bus is like you know this, and
I'm like, dude, what's going on? I walk up there
and I pop up the curtain open, you know what
I mean, pop off the buttons. Motherfucker is going off
on his wife. Do you remember this. He's at this, dude,
that's what I fucking said to fucking and he's yelling

(01:05:02):
into his headset bike and so I was like, he's
he's wide away. So I put the button back on,
went back and later I thought he might be dozing
that he's not going to sleep for six four round.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I was locked in We'll see you later, salt, like
I said, We'll be there, fucking bitch. We uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I hated it though.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
We had one that broke down. We did like rude
sixty six. We had one that broke down and barely
made the gig, like pulled in as like you know, no,
see it was we had a sleep on the bus,
just parked in Tulsa or something like that in a
sketch like behind the venue because he couldn't get the
bus started.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
You guys go to Memphis by any chance.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
We'll never bring up with Memphis.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I fucking hated it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
It was the venue, like the show. We tanked ship
in a way we've no bombed so hard they had
that just had no no, no, no, no no Memphis.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah recently, yeah, a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Two years ago, dude, it was so bad. We've stayed.
We were on the Elvis's, we were on Graceland. We
played fucking the Graceland stages, and we're thinking, is the
best due worth the fucking app dude, Nope, tank Ship.
And then we were also like can we go get
something to eat? And they're like, I don't recommend it. Yeah,
it's not the nicest area, and I was like, well
we're hungry. That was the room.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
You guys don't have bad gigs, Yeah, no, yeah, every
once in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Worst gigs. What's the what's the city the no that
you tanked the hardest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
In on the tour? What was that? Where were we?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Was that one that we pulled into. It wasn't Salt
Lake somewhere down there in the in the southwest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Like a Denverish kind of town, but in I think
Arizona was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
The Phoenix, Phoenix flag Staff flag flat?

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah, I mean it was like flag Staff on a Wednesday,
fucking sold light.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Is that the venue that was we played?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Okay, yeah, flat flag Staff?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Got it was it was just it wasn't and like
it was. It was one of those things they ended
up like like they had a good time and like
but we just.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I could tell you our fans of Memphis did not
have a good not with us.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
They we just didn't love it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Flags also pretty beautiful. A lot of people, a lot
of whites, like to go up there and get married and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
It's a cash The one thing we did do to
circumvent the bus because won the bus is very circumvent.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
What does that mean? Go around?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Okay, don't have big words around my friend Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I apology, my apology reiterate that stands pretty good. They
had that they had circumvented.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Find the way around.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
H We bought a We bought a very nice, the
nicest conversion van we could buy, and we kind of
use that as the tour bus runs die ops. Our
boy Ryan D will drive it out to Michigan, will
pick us up at the airport in Michigan, and then
that's we're cruising around in that the week.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Wait why Michigan?

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Like wherever the run?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I was like, yeah, you guys are are you guys
living in New York where you live?

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Queens?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Queens, both of you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
No, I got a Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
You're not getting that. Yeah, you're not getting that. Austin Itch,
the heat would kill me. Yeah, true, genuinely. Yeah that
you guys dread being here? Well, not bad friends, but
in l A.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
I love l A. I don't have any of that ship.
That's what I like. I don't like it. It's you know,
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
I don't hate it. I'm not one of those guys.
I just don't love it. It's just not Uh. I
enjoyed my time out here, like seeing my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
We stayed there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
We got a very nice house in the hills. We're
having a big hole.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
You rented a crib for the kids. Yeah, what are
we talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Nice property, good place Airbnb looked up at looked it
up on zillow six point five?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
How long? How long your town for? But let me
get that right, let me say it again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Circumvent circumvent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
How long are you guys in town for?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Until Thursday? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
We were here Saturday and Thursday we called.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, he loves taking people to dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I was looking for your car in the parking lot
to see what you were whipping around.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
And I don't. I don't drive anymore, man, Not after
the accident?

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
What accident?

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
You don't hear about? His accident was dying? Nah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Is that true? Hit I hit?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
No, dude, I hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I look at my eye, might as well fucked up.
I hit a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I was pink guyaul it was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
It wasn't his fault though.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Well, I mean I was drinking, but no, it's not fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Would I would you joke?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
I shouldn't. I shouldn't joke about it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I mean the was I mean he I mean he
almost died, dud. Yeah, dude, it's reporter.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Reporter brought it a deadline.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I'll pull it up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
See if that's my that's my ticket there from the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Yep, it was really bad.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
You get knocked out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Yeah, dude, I was there for three days at the hospitals.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Anything for almost a week, yeah, almost a week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Like five six due. He was hooked up with the machines.
It was insane.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
He's lying.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
No, dude, you know what. Here's I heard that. We
are going to pull it up, but here's already. Once
they typeen what I'm going to say, the main the
domain ken we listen? No, yeah, sorry, okay, right now,
you have sad eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
You just complimented, but I know, but they're drooping.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
They're sad, and I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
He's tired.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
So what I'm going to say this before we look
it up. I want to say this all right already,
will you look at me right now. I'm not done talking.
Go all right. We told you a fact and you
doubted it, that's right, Yeah, which means there's division between
our teams, that's right. Yeah, right, we're not cohesive.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
No, we're just not suckers. You know what you tour
up to we lie all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Santino formally said that he crashed his Kia Sorrento. Incident
appears have been minor two and it was a twenty
twenty one Kia Sorrento, that he's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Been in the hospital for three, four or five years.
I was only there for three days. I know those
four years now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
He was one of my favorite bits. I always kept saying,
I got got really good though I crashed the Kia Sorrento.
People fucking for some reason. But if you said you
got in a car actually like, yeah, dude, I crash
my old Kia Sorrento. People like damn, like they buy
it right away. I don't know why the car validates
the accident.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
I was going to make funny for driving a kiad What.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Do you drive, fat flashy guy? You live in Queens.
You don't have a car. Do you have a car?

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah, I got a jeep.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Okay, oh so just better than a Kiya hot shot.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Yeah. I have a question, Bobby, are you dating anybody?
Can you talk about that or now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Okayo, no, no, no, no, I'm absorbing what you're asking
and I'm going to answer you properly. Okay, Yes, I
am okay, great, Yeah, I'm getting a lot of ship
because they're white women.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Okay, okay, they're white. So you're dating casually women? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yeah, and my Asian you know, friends and family are
going what's up do really?

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
And I'm like, I don't. Those are the ones that
like me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
What do your friends and family say? What?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Yeah yeah Mexican.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
No, that's some of them, yeah, some of them.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Yeah, no, but they go to other Asian celebrities give
you ship for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
They don't talk to him, no, no, what like you
look at Steven Yune, he's nice Asian woman, John shown
nice Asian woman. Yeah, I just I can't because those
Asian women find me to be unclean, which I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Not very excuse me, very You're a very clean man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
But people think, but based on my online presence or whatever,
that I'm a dirty fucker, right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
You and stuff like that. The booger eating and stuff
like that, Well have you not? Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Exactly, I've never done it either.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Never once you've.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Eaten your boogers. I eat my books when I was Yeah,
you've never done your man?

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Not interested?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, I touching your butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
If it comes out, it doesn't go back in. That's
how I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
When's the last time you touched your butthole bare finger?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I had, I had a stint, I had a run,
I had a run. I got over it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
You know what I mean? Not sexually, just touching it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
What not sexually?

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
I was talking about sexually?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Just touching my buttole just for for in passing?

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
No, no, no, no, he loves.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
It, Bobby, I'll do it now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Yeah, I'm not afraid of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
It's actually fine. Yeah, if you're if you're playing with
a toy, but I mean, you know what I mean, if.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
You're having fun, you've done that with toys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
You should see the size of the thing I put
in my ass. Show him the thing I put. Yeah,
he's got it, and he's got unbelievable the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
The size of this fucking I wouldn't have suspected that,
my man, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
You don't know what do you know? I'm okay? Are
you what?

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
How long have you know me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
That thing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Put that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
WHOA?

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Now you're married? I met your wife, haven't I?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
So you think you met my beard?

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yeah, I'm seeing a couple of guys right now. But no,
nothing nothing sticking.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yeah, I've never touched my butthole on sexually.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Really, what are you doing with it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
I don't know, making sure it's there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Just crossing that line and touching my butthole.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Yeah, I have a difficult time committing right.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Now to your your buttle.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah really it moves you mean, relationship vibrates.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Huh like that your butthole?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah? Yeah, and I don't like it's a it's sassy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
In terms of women, yeah, you're playing the field. The
field I want to be dating. No, I want to find.
I want to find. I want to fall in love.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Now, stop that. You don't you went through that how
to turn out? Get out of here?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
But I'm ready again.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
I think, No, that's your mistake.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Ready to get back up on the door.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
I think, Bobby, fall in love with yourself, fall in love?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah, yeah, fuck that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Let them fall in love with a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
No, yeah, I don't know if I won't marry it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Yeah, sure, how happier you got a boy? Yeah, very
fucking amp Yeah you're nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Uh yeah, it's crazy. I'm still nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
I don't do a gender reveal. Thing you did one
of these things should would have could would have been
fun to do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Did you have you done that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
No, I don't have any kids.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
But if I did, I think I would do the
gender reveal. But I do it real, real crazy, blow
it up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
You know what I mean? You do a golf ball.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
You do the golf ball. That's what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Now, No, i'd let you know, like light a boat
on fire, color of the smoke, what I mean? You extravagant?
Something obnoxious.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Are you guys gonna have kids? You want to?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
You can't have kids? No, No, we tried.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Yeah, it doesn't around.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
They start bringing that up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
You can't go through the butthole for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
It doesn't make it. It's not a loop.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
I know we thought it was a loop. But it's
not a loop. No, we tried. We can't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
You mean serious? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Adopt maybe would you want to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Yeah? But a white slov you know, a little white
Slavic baby they're given. Those are pretty adoptable.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Right now. I got a lot of little Asian kids.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
White slaves, little Asian kid. I got a little Asian kid. Hey, buddy,
I have one. If I was going to adopt, yeah,
I mean it's I think that's a whole nother thing.
Like I have friends that were adopted, and that's a
whole other side of things that come along with it.
Sure so I might, but I don't know. I'm just
not sure. The good think about adoptions. You've got time,
you know what I mean, Like I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
When they're not fighting a biological class.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
It's always a kid wanted to want to be adopted.
Maybe seriously, maybe I'd like to adopt a kid that's
like seventeen, give them one good year.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
An athlete, an athlete.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Yeah, dude, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
I mean, get them up to shamanad on those high schools.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
If you adopted a kid and years later they want
to find their biological thing, that's what's tough with That
depends about what your feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
No, if the adoption is open or closed, right, some
of them are.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Even if it was closed, they're like, you know what, Dad,
You're a great dad, im even though you know you're
so angry sometimes. But anyway, you know, I'm going to
look for my biological family.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Is that Okay, Yeah, it's good to go back to China.
Is that what you want?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Hold on back to China.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
I'll send you right back. We'll put you in the
box that you came in, and I'll send you right back.
You see, he'll be on the bottom of a Hyundai trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
See that adding you're doing right now. That's the reason
why I want to find my biological parents, because this
is the way you talk to me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
But you're the only kid I know that didn't get
into Mississippi State. How about that? Back to China?

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Hang on, So the kid you would adopt would be
the kid that you would adopt would be a bad actor.
Is that what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
What was that accent? What?

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
What was that accent?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
You're better than that Noland dude. That's it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yeah, that's that is a outside of clean.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Well, let me do it again. I was a kid
to Australian.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
No to Australian, An Australian kid, or do British.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
They'll give me that make it easy. Cockney, that Cockney.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Brother, he's not gonna win dialects. Yes, son, I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Want to find my biological family.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Oh, they're in China. I told you that. I thought
well you are, You're British Chinese kid.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
You do a kid? Then, dude, you were your gay
were your gay parents? We adopted you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
We play out all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yea. Hell, you're eighteen years old now and you're telling us.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Telling you what you would. I'm gay and I want
to all hook up. Sure, that's the kind of point
that step parents born very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I did see on TikTok today up montage of kids
coming out to their parents and their parents being so supportive.
It made me cry.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Yeah, was there any one not supportive of That's why?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
That's not That montage I saw was my favorite one.
What yeah, not in my ouse.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
That's crazy when that happens. When you hear that ship, Well,
how could somebody not even that that, like kick them out?
I can't believe that I had a much of a
buddy when.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
I first moved to La This guy that I met,
his parents send him to pray away the gay camp.
It's crazy ship, yeah, dude, but he made it more gay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Yeah, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
It's like there was nothing there was never going to
fix anything. And his mom used to say, wild Ship
should come. We lived in the same complex. His mom
would come and visit, and she'd be like, how come,
how come he can't get a pretty girl like the
girl you're dayting? And I had to keep up the lie.
I was like, I think he loves being single.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
She didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
They just a.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Denial, sheer denial.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
But don't parents know you would?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
You can usually smell a gay in your in your house.
I'm just like, dad, Dad, Yes, do you ever go
to your friend's house and there at least my son Riley?

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
He's like, hello, You're like, parents alreadyknew.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Do you like dancing? Riley?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I think they know from a young age. Yeah, of
course you know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I'd just be like, yeah, I know that already, kid. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
What if your son came to you said Dad, I
think I'm gay? What do you say?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I'd be okay with it?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Would you be just to put it at all?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I'd start calling my daughter. But sure, no, I mean
I think I don't know. I'm three months in. It'd
be weird if he did, you know, if he told me, no,
it's five.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Months, that's what the five months.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
It was a stupid I like, yeah, I don't know.
I would be fine. You'd have to be fine. You know, yeah,
I'm a progressive guy. Of course my best friend's gay, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Sure on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Sometimes you never tried what you never tried to flip
the other side of the menu, as Charlie.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Great, that whole thing is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Doing your show. Doing your show one of the most fun.
I remember doing it and being like, oh, yeah, I
want to go down. That'd be fun, it'll be cool. And
then I did it and I was like, that's one
of my best most inventive podcasts on the internet. Your
rhythm is perfect. You guys, relationship is fucking amazing. I
see you guys, Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Leave you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Grow. And I was also like, this is some people
take off and you're like when you know what I mean,
when it when it happens to someone, You're like, yes, good, Yeah,
that is the go. This should be the big thing.
Go go go.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
We love you guys so much. Everybody in the comedy pod,
I mean a little sphere has been so great to us.
And nobody's jealous, nobody's you know, high tides raise all ships. Yeah,
and that was an away game. We want you in
the studio when you in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Come to New York.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Yeah, I did it, both of you. You did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
You were in the old studio, I know, but didn't.
I went. I went to the side to one studio ticket.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Where do you'd love to have you back?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Where's the new studio.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
At second biggest comedy podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Seriously bigger than Chelsea's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Yeah, but chel the game comfort.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
The game is way nicer and his staff is all
cooly ship and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
They're all minorities. You guys have only whites. That's why
I want to go to art.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
We got an Italian guy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
We got Italian.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
We don't eat with them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
But you know, you guys want to promote anything, Uh yeah,
check out the pod Are You Garbage?

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Wherever?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
We do twice a week public and then uh Patreon
as well. We have a very active Patreon and we're
on tour right now, back on the block tour. All
tickets available at a ru garbage dot com. It's stand
up and we play AYG with the crowd and we.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Have a special route sixty six special which is a
combination of all that, and we each have half hours
on our page.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Go see the kids. Are You Garbage dot Com where
you can get all that information. We'll put the link
in the description down below. From the fans, we appreciate you, guys,
We love you, guys. Thank you for being garbage friends.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Love you, thank you for being part garbage Pan fan, it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Says into that camera at the same time, say thank
you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Thanks for being a bad friend.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Good boys,

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