Eskimo Kiss Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, everybody, we got new merch and on these
I mean, this is this was a traumatic day in
my life. Yeah, really was when I fell over and
I was bullied a little bit online but from Andrew.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
But you know we didn't. But this is. Yeah, you
laughed like a hyena. But let me say something. We
we have it on a shirt.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Now, and we have it on a long sleeve, ye,
a short sleeve like that, and on this hoodie which
we absolutely love. Go to bad Friends merch dot com
to grab at Bad Friends merch dot com. You too
are bad friends?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Who are these two idiots.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Asian?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You too are disgusting?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
You too or something? We're bad friends.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Dear, thank you for the familiars. Thank you for the
melam my plate. I'm grateful to you.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Thank you name for all of the land we gave you.
Cassinos cut off your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Sorry, but the smallpox the things that we gave you.
Blaket was nice, but it full with disease.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Sorry, nadivs whoops are bad? Yeah that's gimmick. Sorry, nadis
whoopsie are bad. We really did a lot of damage
and we named our sports teams after your leaders.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Love dances with wolves, he love lesson Mohicans favorite movies
of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
And Minuetonka Shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Amen. Amen, Amen, Amen to that.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, we love them. Yeah, you know, I I've collaborated
with some natives.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
In my life.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I really yeah, you did great on that show.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I really enjoy I really enjoy the people and the culture,
and we want to say thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
We do love all of our Native fans. We do
have a lot of Native fans.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We love Mong, the native but yeah, Mong is not native,
but I understand that, but we do love them.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
We love among people, among people.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
They're mountain people.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
We love. There isn't a group of people we don't like.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, really one, you know we really yeah yeah, okay,
let me think of the thing.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, group of people don't we like on the count
of three, one two three?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Eskimos? What what? What what do you say?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Jerks?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Jerks?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Jerks? I said, wow, why don't you like eskimos?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
There's snowballs.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
They hurt so bad because you know what they do
is they the no no, they make it and then
they overnight it freezes into an ice ball and they
read it's.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Very their ass.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Come on, look at all cute that guy.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
They're the best.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh that's a girl.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's a girl.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I can't even tell.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
See eskimos, they were ahead of the trend. Yeah, that's
a gender that is a fluid person. Yeah, I don't
know who that is.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That nose they love to kiss with the nose.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Eskimo kisses.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, you want to do an eskimo kiss? Merry Chris,
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah? I mean how do they tongue?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I mean, and that's it, right, there's no way to
get more, you know, because when you're kissing right, you
can you know, you do close mouth in the beginning,
you kind of figure out what their style is, and
then you dart in a tongue and sometimes you do,
you know what I mean, like washing machine dart.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, it's like wrestling. You got to find a way
you can't.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, it's not working.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That technique.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It works pretty good, probably ten thousand times. I've done
it right, most of them.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But with askim, how do you get more? You know
me intimate with it? Well, they have sex, bud, I'm
just out of the kissing style.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh, brother, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Maybe they blow Maybe they blow snot into the other hole.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's actually smart.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, it could be cool.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just saw Predator bad Lands, Cardole, Dude, that movie, dude,
last night. What a movie, so good, so good. But
the movie is because you never watched you never watched
the movies. I recommend you never sew weapons.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I couldn't why I wasn't allowed.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah yeah, it's righted R. Yeah, but I am not
allowed to. Would you have you? What what Predator movies?
Have you seen?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
The original? That's the only one that's the best one.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Did you see Pray No Pray? Incredible?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Same director, I've only seen the original.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You gotta watch Prey. You gotta watch this.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
You thought it incredible, right, What do you think it's about?
Tell me her bad Land?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah yeah, well give me a photo, give me an image,
not I can tell you a story.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, yeh yeah, very easy. You're very good at this.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
But it was probably one of my best quality yah.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to yeah that one,
that photo.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh it's about immigration, yeah yeah, this is all about immigration.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, but it's the reverse, right, yeah, I mean because
in this time, America is going real bad and Mexico's thriving, right,
so Mexico is name the.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Mexican Fancy watch it, fancy watch it?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, and right there, you know where there are l
passou right there, that's Lasso. Yeah, and they're trying to
get into Warres, right, you're right. So he to make
it easier, he slices her.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
In half, No, just rips her body off.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, yeah, in half, well.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Because that's probably easier to get her across.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
And her name is Karen for some reason.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah why, I don't know why, but her name.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is Karen, and she's like, you know what, hey, Raoul
or oh yeah that's right cool? Yeah, yeah, whatever your
name is. This is what of her lines?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, Like, dude, I'm not like climbing any fences. Okay,
I'm not gonna go.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
In any body of water. Find a way?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Is that Elk Panning?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, she's great at it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
This girl is so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
She's so good.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
She's good in everything now.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, it's almost like her career has flourished the most
the last like five years.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Correct unknown she was killed in Unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
And who and who's the actor playing the predator? Is
that Jacob Elordi? Again?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, I've never seen him before, but he's very good
at it.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
There's the problem. Look at zoom Man, look at all
handsomest guys. Then they put him in that mask. Right,
You don't even get to see how handsome he is.
So pick an ugly guy for that. This is my
problem with Hollywood. Just let anug do that. You can't
give that to us. It's in a mask.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, you have to have the body.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
What do you know you don't. What do you mean
it's just a fucking suit.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, he's not wearing a I mean he's wearing like
probably latex stuff on his arms.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You're telling me that's it. Let me see the full
body of You can see the armor behind him.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Can I give you the premise or now?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's not about immigration?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Is that what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah? I think you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I think the premise of this is Predator. Okay, I
got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
So Predator is there's a new regime taking over and
he is against it. He's like the renegade, and she is.
He falls in love with her and he's trying to

(07:29):
protect her because they're going to kill they're going to
kill her because she's they're killing off all the Karens,
the killing of the Karens, and he loves her, and
he says, the only way for this to work is
if I cut you in half. I'll reassemble you later
because they need to think you're dead. And now they're
on the run. He's reassembled her and there and they're
on the run from the regime. Pretty close, am I close?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
All right, what is it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well? Are you should be real about it? I don't
want to give any spoilers away.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, you don't have to spoil it when you give
the premise of the.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Movie to be the premise of the movie. Okay, so
he's you know here, here's what I like about the movie. Right,
You never get inside in terms of the culture.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Of whoever the Predators are. Right, do you see the movie?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I haven't seen you talk like the original Predator?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Right, you just think it's just some alien who can camouflage,
you know what I mean, cool weapons and they're difficult
to kill. I mean that's pretty much all the Predator movies.
And now in this you see you know, the family
dynamics of the Predator, of the Predator family and and
it's very North Korean, I believe.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, is he the young is that young predator? Like,
is he the baby of the family.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
He's the babby of the family. And because he's smaller
than all his brothers.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Right, Yes, he's dating a white girl. Yeah, yeah, man
can't get himself a night.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, No, he's gay.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You know all all gay minorities have like this white
girl that's.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Like sticking up for them. Oh right, yeah, right yeah,
the Yautcha it's called yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
And so basically he's the run and the father is like,
he needs to die because he's a shame on the family.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Ah right.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
So he the little Yaucha goes, well, can I go
to this planet to kill that this monster that no
one can kill because they like to hunt, right, And
the father's like, you can't kill that.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm afraid of it.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh wow, Right, and he goes to this he goes
to this planet bad lands, I.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't know what the planets called.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
And that's where the big movie, that's the beginning of
the film.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
And she's she works for a corporation.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
She works for like black Rock, yes, sort of like
black Rock, but she's an you know, an android, and
she was split in half from from the from that creature.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
She's a humanoid. She's half human half.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, she's fully android.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh, she's no human at all.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
There's no humans in the movie. Should be a really
good movie.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
So it's worth it, though, Yeah, can you do this,
because I just get before I can get I'm gonna
get this off my chest, Like, can you stop telling
me to send me send you my dead photos?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
What are you talking?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I was in Mexico with some friends.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, so one in the morning, this guy calls me.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
He goes, yo, he goes, send me photos of your
dead that dad.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I go why, He's like, my friends want to see it.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I was telling the story. Uh. I was telling the
story of how this podcast was kind of birthed and
at the beginning, what had happened with your dad and
how daddy y you died became a thing. And then
one of the guys was like, that's crazy though, the
picture thing, and he's and he was like that's not
real though. I was like, that's very real. Yeah, and
he was like no. I go okay, And I called you.

(10:45):
I was like, will you send me a picture of
your dead dad?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, and then showed it to him. What happened, By
the way, I got a big star.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well I sent it to everybody. Really, I air dropped
it to all of them. They all have it. Now
they're gonna blow one up and put it in their house.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
So what when you showed it to them? What happened?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I was king of the party for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah. Did they laugh or.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Everyone was shocked? It wasn't as funny as I thought.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It was, obviously, Yeah, yeah, it's not funny.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Well, the second photo of your dad is weirder because
one of them is like a selfie with your dad
and the other one your mom's crying, but you're straightforward.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not in that photo.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
The second one you're in.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, but that was like a camera setup that the
timer thing so funny, and that had to run around,
which is always.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Imagine you set the timer and your dad's body moves
a little bit and you're like, hold on, set it again.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But the first one I sent you is the most
tragic one because right when my dad dies, I catch
my mom crying and my brother's just like he makes
a face.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
That he's like, yeah, he's in shock.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, he's in shock.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
That's Steve Shock, that's Steve.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah. Yeah, and it's a brutal photo.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
But I liked that you sent it and I appreciate you.
I needed to show everyone.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, you ruined whatever party you were at, I.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Think, pretty hard. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Nobody liked it. No,
they loved it. No, they loved it that it was funny.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah. Well when I said it in the Hudsons, they
didn't like it. Remember that's weird. They didn't like Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, yeah, I was in Mexico. You got to show
something fun in Mexico. We were we were scared in Mexico,
right right right, yeah yeah yeah, walk in the streets
of Mexico. Yeah, late at night getting some tacos.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I love Mexico.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's a good tacos, so good. Tell me about the.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Tacos and bira bira, ra bira what is that? And
they were shaving it off in front of you. I
was like, oh god, due, it was so good.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh I love when they do that and.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
They shave it and the cheese is on tops. They
cut a little slice of cheese, throw it in there.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
The guy, it was a fucking magician and then the
little woman next him was handmaking.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Dude, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I love Mexico. It's so delicious. Yeah, right up, right
off to spit, right off the spit.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's the town spit, Mexico. Where is it. It's called
noise Nice noice, noisee noice, noise Mexico.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Noice. Yeah, no ice, it was called no ice Mexico. No,
we're in Cabo.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
You're in Cabo.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Cabo is fun.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Cobo's so fucking red and it and it's actually I
haven't been in like a decade. Yeah, loved really, Oh dude,
I love Cabo.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Although the Ocean, I've been to Tu Loom to Loom's great.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
You know, I'm always afraid in foreign countries. Why because
they're they're gonna steal.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
My like organs. I don't know why I have that fear,
but like I'm gonna wake up.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
You look like them. They don't want you.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I was gonna say something that no, because you know
that's that's not the right. No, I'm gonna argue against that.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
Your liver's American.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
It's like no, no, no, no, I don't think that. No,
that's no.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I don't know if they want your organs man.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Like in Mexico, they would be like, hey, this guy,
you know, you know, he has the same kind of
body we do. Maybe his liver will fit in Uncle
Pedro's body, you know what I mean. You know what
I mean with yours, Like this one is gonna be
too big for Uncle Petro.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, it's too big. He's gonna be able to get
in there.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
He has a lump on the side, like's prankreus. Yeah,
they don't tu yeah, yeah, but they're not gonna.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Fifty dollars like, you know, two thousand a couple of
what my liver is fifty fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
His liver's worth way more than mine. Yeah, a bunch
of alcohol running through mine.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
You don't know that.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, he's got a GLP one in his though.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
You've got to lose weight. Yeah, yeah, take your organs
to lose weight.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, there's benefits for my organs black market.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
A human liver can be worth anywhere from fifty grand
to fifty five hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Vote down below, fans. What's our liver work?

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Winter winter checking dinner. We have finally have a winner
of the Great British Baking Show this season.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I didn't see it finish it. I have two more,
can I guess though?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, I'm excited for the guests.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's that tall, good looking gay guy.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, he's so he
looks like a surfer.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
But I'm not gonna tell you yes or no? Oh
you know, well you want to know.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
It's either him or the lady that has no hair.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Okay, the bald lady Bold is alopecia.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
She's not bald, but she's not like a Midwest it
could have been a fashion thing.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
No, no, she well, she talks about it almost every
episode that she has alopecia. Oh really, they very clear.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Here's why I don't know about it every Can I
tell you why?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I don't you fast forward to the whole thing to
get to the very end.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
No, I just fast forward during the judging parts. That's
the most important part, right, So I I don't know
of the backstory of people, like you know, they follow
them back.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, you're not invested in that.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, I'm not invested in that. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Yeah,
but anyway, is it either one of those two?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I think?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
So, okay, yeah, you're gonna find out in the next
two days.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I might not watch it.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Tell me it's jazz, that's great, she's awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, she's awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
For the fans it or I haven't watched it yet,
too bad?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well you know this, I mean it's been out for
This is my test show with dating.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh this show?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
So you know sometimes when the first time somebody would
spend the night at my house, it's a test.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Show, right, I think, So I go, I'll go, can
you watch big? Like what is that? I go watching
episodes of my favorite shows, and halfway during it sometimes.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'll go, or they fall asleep, and then you can't
trust her.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
See I When I was dating, I put always put
on American History X.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
That was my.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
When girls will come over, I go, what do you think?
And if they really got in? Yeah, you know, then
if they were into it. There's a couple of movies
I would show girls when I was dating to make
sure that they were kind of like.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Mine's the Cockerornge.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Very good. Yeah, American Psycho kind of like some easy
watching stuff. Yeah, stuff that's like, yeah, do you like that?
That is really interesting. When you start dating a girl,
what do you show her first to see if she's
on your wavelength of either music or film.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
I don't think girls like that.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
What music and film with it?

Speaker 6 (17:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (17:05):
It gives them the ick when guys are like, you
have to watch these three things or I don't like you, Well.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I don't like you.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Don't say it.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
I know, but they know you don't say no, you're
doing it.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, but I tell you they don't. They know.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
No, No, it's I'm on gay Instagram. I know this.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
No, no, no, here's here's the thing. Here can I say?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
All right, it's your show?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh okay, thank you? All right?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Damn dude, he's two dy rudy.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You're twoty, rudy book, rudy, tooty food.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
You're a little meani weenie. What's going on with you today? Mean?
What happened this morning?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
What did you say? I had a bad night. A
girl texted me last night like I'm never talking to
you again and all this stuff. I was like, what
could have happened?

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Like did you sleep with her?

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
That's probably what happened.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
No, she she texted me sex y r N and
I wrote en and then she got really mad. And
two days later why end? Because I was watching F
one And then after that I watched Top Gun. I
didn't want to be.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
In It was a great race. Yeah no, no, no
the movie with Oh, I said, you're talking about F
one that just had no no.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
No. I was watching movies and I didn't want to
deal with it. And then a couple of days later.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Wait a minute, you could Okay, Well, yeah, dude, I
think the response of that, the response is not and
the response is I would love to. I can't now.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
No.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
I lied and said I was out of town and
everything was a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
He did like my grandma died again.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
I said I was in Nashville partying. I made like
a can we go back to you again? It's your
show only yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
I tell He was flustered, though I did.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
I you want to know the truth. I got extorted
twice in the past five weeks, extorted by whom, once
a gangster and another a girl.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Tell me the gangster extortion.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
I got a call from a gangster and he was like,
give me all this money or I'm going to leak
all this stuff about you online. And then he texted
me on WhatsApp saying they were going to come to
my house. I had to call the police. It was
a whole thing. I think Macne knows. Yea, yeah, I
called him so I was like I'd take like I
was like freaking out.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
It was Crazy's talk about burying the fucking.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Lead where.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Yeah, don't want to talk about it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Wait a minute, So how does somebody get you phone number?
And what do they have to leak about you?

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Like you thought I was married? Still? No, I don't
have nudes on the internet or anything or even on
my phone for this.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
And they threatened to leak your information.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
The word gangster is a little suspect.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, it was like a Mexican Cuza, no Mexican. Give me.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
If a Mexican dude threatens to like harm you, that's
a gangster.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh so it was a Mexican dude. You heard his voice?

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Yeah, he like read me my address.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh, give me the voice.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
I'm not I can't do the voice, Yeah I can't.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Wow. All right, So it was a guy that you
actually heard his voice?

Speaker 7 (19:46):
Yes, And he wouldn't let me hang up. It was
all the tells of someone trying.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
So you got threat, you got extorted by a gangster,
and then extorted by someone else. I mean, you're so extortable.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
A girl, a girl I went out with three years ago,
texted me a couple of weeks ago saying with like
an Apple pay request for like a couple of grand
and she was like, give me this or I'm gonna
leak gossip about you online. And I don't know what
that really means.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Like one time on Tiger Belly, I said black people
are oily. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Ye remember that.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I don't even know what that means. I just said it, right,
And so then this black lady.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
My direct message is like, if you don't give me
this amount of money, I'm going to put this out
into the world.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I just sit it on my pond.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
You know, it's already out, like what they're twenty use
what I said already that I said out loud against me.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I'm like, it's already on the internet. Requests Well I do, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
You put your name on there. I don't put my
name on there.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
On Venmo, you're like asking for them to ask for money.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I didn't read their stories though, Domino. Listen, you know
what they have stepped up their game?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
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Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, you know, it's not the old That's my favorite word.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Specialty pizza.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Both you like special Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, here one this is the spicy Chicken Bacon ranch.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Look at that thing.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
That's got chicken, that's got halapenos.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
That thing is so good, dude, And and.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
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Speaker 7 (21:21):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
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It was delicious.

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Speaker 2 (21:42):
Do I don't have another bite?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Why not to a full two over?

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:51):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
They got the spicy chicken Bacon Ranch and the People's
Pizza Deluxe, that extravaganza and the Meatza. The meats of
Pizza has all the meat too good. Ever, let me Pepperoni,
got it? Damn got it.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
There's no way they have a town sauces as well.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
You better believe they have that and beef and it's
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made one hundred.

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Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah yeah, ye.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
When they either long yeah yeah, yeah yeah. My uncle
Louis lost his cow, you know what I mean, and
he's not living at my house. My kids haven't eaten
two days. I mean, it goes on and on, and
I'll just have like a like a moment.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
You know, have you ever given money to stranger like that.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
We'll have a moment and I'm like, oh anyway, and
I'll start yeah yeah yeah, but they're very sad, and
my heart goes out to them.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well I don't read the request. That's insane. Okay, you start,
you're gonna because at some point you might get you
maybe you will get suckered into doing it, and who
knows how honest that is?

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (25:19):
See to me, I remember as a kid, you know
when someone's like don't give that homeless guy money. He's
fucking gonna use it for drugs or whatever. And then
the old joke is like, I'm gonna use it for
drugs or whatever.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, but I always give them money because they're out
there asking. If you have the balls to ask, I
give you some money. Yeah, but the internet, who knows
that they're fucking with you on the street, it's like, yeah, dude,
you hear have some fucking money. Yeah, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, I've had ex girlfriends ask for money.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, what's the most honor? Yeah that is well, no,
it's not it's not that they ask for money. They're
just saying, can I have money? But if they say
give me money or else.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like girls I had seen like for four months or whatever,
and it's like and they just they're just out. You know,
it's tough out there, and that I can't say.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
No, No, what's the most amount of money you've given someone?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh, they're not much like you know, I mean like
an electrical bill.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's actually clever. I'll pay your bill.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Yeah, I give you cash.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
No, I get I venmo whatever the electrical bill is.
I don't give them.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
They're not using that for the electrical whatever whatever the
thing is. Sure.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, by the way, electrical bill is such a random
Do you pay my trash water and power?

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Remember I gave you haad one time. You owe me
trash water power.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
So you've never loaned a stranger money.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I don't loan friends money either.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
What I will do is give you money. It's not alone.
I refuse. And I learned this years ago from a
from an older gentleman who said, don't ever loan people money.
You either give it to them or you don't. Right,
it doesn't It will not come back. It should not
come back. It does not exist.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, so do not loan.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It'll ruin a friendship.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
It will. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I would give a friend money befo. I'd ever be like,
I want it big.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah you get one though, No, you get one. Yeah,
you get one.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Better be good?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, better be a good one.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Or I get people work. That's if somebody says to me,
I need money, I'll get them a job. I'll find
them a job to get them money. Yeah, because then
it's easier to go. Howbould I cook you up with
something that I'll give you money. Yeah, you know what
I mean, I just did I did a gig. I
didn't want to fucking do just so someone else would
get paid.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I had this girl. It's too dark, though, I can't
give it.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Give it please.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
There was this girl that I met twenty five years ago,
and she is very hot, but she's like, I need money,
to any money, I don't have any money.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I go, you can clean my apartment. So she would
once a week, twice a week, come over and clean
my apartment.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Oh no, what and you hooked up with her? Yeah,
there's a Seinfeld episode.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, then I you know.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I mean one day I was taking a nap while
she was cleaning, and then I wake up and she's
literally in my bad and I'm like, oh my god,
this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
And then we started seeing each other. And then months
later she disappears.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Stop cleaning. Huh what stop cleaning? When she started sucking?
She stopped cleaning?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah yeah, and then this was a mess. And then
I would get calls from her mom like have you
seen this person?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Are you being serious?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm being serious.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
She went missing.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
She went missing, she.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Cleaned herself out of existence. No key suspect, no.

Speaker 7 (28:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
And then months after that, I get a call and
they found her in an abandoned house. I'm not kidding you,
in a bathtob completely naked with heroin holes all.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Of her arm, and she had odeed. How dirty was
your house?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
She'd rather do heroine then clean your fucking house. She'd
rather damn you know, Polly's like pretending to be mad
at us, this whole bit.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
You should pretend like you're fucking mad at the guy.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm not mad at him, because you don't. You don't
want to start a false war with a false person.
That's an old proverb my dad, my grandfather, used to
tell me.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
With a fake persson, fake person.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, never start the fake war with the fake person.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, that should be on everyone's wall. That's right next
to live laugh low.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
So everyone listening, PAULI is trying to start a fake
war with us. There's no tension, okay when we see no,
that's is the this is the game we played.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
So it's fine. I thought you wanted to play. We're
not playing the game, all right, go ahead, you never
play with it. Now. This will start a real war
with Pauli. He'll be mad that you did that.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, So here's the deal. Okay, I don't know what
he's trying to do, but he's trying to start something.
We were not even aware of it. We don't whenever
we see him, it's all hugs and kiss.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Taking a note from the book of Howie Mandel, how
he loves this kind of bullsh exactly.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And then Mandel the last time I saw him, like
four days ago, apolous profusely for the one.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Of the him waking me up incident. Oh yeah, did
we talked about that? Right?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Did we never talk about on the show.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, I'll tell everyone that this is what happened. This
is my war with Howie Mindel. This is real.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
It's not a war anymore.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Inside still a little okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I
did this movie, you know, and it was like, all
the scenes are with me and Howie and a lot
of people are in it.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
But and so Jim, no, no, no, no, not Karatego.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
It's Notatego.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
No, I'm so excited for that to come out.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Same Steve, how he is in it? Kloradio, where are you.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Please?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Stop?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Show?

Speaker 7 (30:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
All right, show yourself? Did you feel that?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
All right? Go ahead anyway.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And so we're both chefs in this movie anyway, so
we're working all day. We're on every fucking scene. And
also it was two days of you know, well, stop with.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
The karate goes.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Did you hear something that's a spoiler? Yeah, stop that,
you can take it down.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So two days straight like five in the Murray call times,
and also me and how we're in every scene and
it's like we would wrap like at midnight.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
It was fucking tough.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
So one the next day we did like five scenes
in a row all day, which I'm not complaining.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's just that's how movies are.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
There's long days.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
They're long days, and I and and finally somebody goes, listen,
you're not in the next couple of scenes, so you
can rest. And I was like, whenever that they say that,
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yes, I love that.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
So in this studio that we're at, there's like this
corner of this studio where it's kind of away from everything,
and there's like this long couch right and I'm like yeah,
and it's completely dark kind of too, so I'm like
I was eyeing it all day. I was like, that's
where I'm going to take my nap, right, So I,
you know, I curl up and I fall asleep, completely asleep.

(32:24):
About twenty minutes later, I feel something in my ear, okay,
and I'm like, you know, you know, trying to wax.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
And then I kind of look up and there is
a ninety year old background actress. All right, she has
her bony white finger inside my ear did.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And I go, what the fuck?

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
And I look at her, and then I look beyond
her and there's Howie Mindel with a camera shooting it.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's funny, it is.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
It's insane, but it's very funny, right yeah, but it's
not okay, it's not okay, it's very funny.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
So I kind of get up, a lady, get the
fuck out of here, right.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
That's not what you said to her?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
What I say?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Because you called me? You said who the fuck? Who
are you?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, I mean yeah, They're like who then, who the
fuck are you?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
And how He starts laughing yeah yeah, and she turns
to him to like validate, validate that that.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
The huge fault, right, And so I look at how
He and I go, dude, don't do that again. Man,
What the fuck are you doing it?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
He said, we're having fun. We're I'm laughing, you know,
I mean just a bit, right, So they all leave. Yeah,
I go back to sleep.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Then I feel right, my hand is wet and it's
in warm water. Okay, it's in warm water, right, And
then I opened my eyes. Howie Mendel has my hand
in a bucket of warm.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Water because he was trying to get me to pee
in my sleep. Yes, and I went ape shit. I
went fucking nuclear on him.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
It's very funny. I'm sorry, Hey, I go fuck out.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I've never working with you. I went snappy because I
was so tired, right, and you know what I mean.
And I just had reached my.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Breaking point up on Howie, to the point.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Where in the next scene the director had to come
up to us and go, hey, you guys, okay, because
this isn't working right, like like you guys have to
amend this.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
You send me a photo and you look fucking super pissed.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I was fucking livid.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
There's a photo of him with Howie. I don't know
if you can find it. How are we behind him?
He didn't post it. He said he's got it in
his phone. He sent me a picture of him and
Howie and he looks so funny and how He's like smiling,
and Bobby is so fucking mad.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It was hilarious. I'm sorry to laugh at Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
That last scene with him took forever. And if the
doctor keep coming out of guys, come on, I'm like,
fuck this guy.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
And let me just say this too. Okay. It's disappointing
because as a kid growing.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Up Bobby's world, I was a huge.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I still love him deeply, but I'm a huge Howie
Mendel fan. I can't even believe that he calls me
and stuff like it. You know, sometimes you'll you know,
you've been fans of somebody and then now they call
you and you're just in awe of it, like, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I can't fucking believe. Yeah, So and So knows me.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
It's shocking.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's shocking, right, you have all that in play, right,
but then you know, once that just goes out the window,
and now he's just some old dude fucking with you.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Right then.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
And it got to the point where after we wrapped,
you know how they go if people don't know if
it's your last scene in the movie. The director goes,
all right, that was Bobby's last scene, wrap on Bobby,
and everyone claps it. I hate it too, right, so
they do it. But I grabbed my ship. I don't
say anything that anybody.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I just head right up there and get in my
car and drive away.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
The crew loved it.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
They hated it.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I was really fucked, but you weren't being mean to
the careers. No.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I was just so livid, and then you know the
repeated text. So finally I ran into Howie. He goes, hey, man,
I owe you dinner.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
I go, We're good.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I don't want to have dinner whether you're gonna know No, No,
he's the old lady and she's gonna throw food at
me in the middle of it.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I mean, what would you have done?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I mean, I'm much more temperamental than you. That would
have look the first one, I'd have been like ha
ha ha yeah. Then the second one I would have
been like, Okay, I'm gonna fucking get you back bad.
I'm gonna get you back fucking bad.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I mean I probably would have smeared poop in his
trailer something fun like that. But you right, I'm not
Oh I would have loaded up. You you got mad
and left. I would have loaded up. I would have
been preparing during the day. How can I fucking yeah
you know, can I can I slash his tires?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
And I really take it to to the next level
that it shouldn't go to.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, I went yeah. I mean so it wasn't inappropriate
my feelings, No, it was.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
It was disrespectful of how you Also, you don't you know,
there's an old rule, old world rule. You know, the
old world rule. Tell me you don't you don't past
her a sleeping man.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I've heard definitely not pay.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
You don't past a sleeping man. You don't past her
a sleeping man.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Don't start fake was with a fake.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
And more importantly, you don't past man. You don't past
her a sleeping man. Yeah, people are vulnerable when they're sleeping.
You don't do that. You want to fuck with me,
I better be awake.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Also, it's not it's not I was fatigued.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
You're tired from the show.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
You I was running on two hours of sleep. I
was like fatigued.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Yeah, that a seventy year old man is playing those
games is so funny.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
That's why it's funny. That's why how he's a funny guy.
He's a funny guy because he will fuck with you.
But this beef that that, this beef that is being
had right now with you and Polly.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's fake.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
You don't like it.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's not that I don't like it. It's just that
because when I see him, it's like did and we
hug and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Right, you love him?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I love him, but like, you're trying to start this
thing I've seen online and so I don't know anything
about it.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I got a miscall from him though, probably this, but
he told me. He was like, but we're not going
to bite, You're not. But I was kind of willing
to have fun with it. But yeah, I like that
You're like funk that you think this is the best route.
It's the one that you want to take.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
So I'll be on there with ye Yeah yeah, all right,
what's the route that you wanted to take?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I wanted to see a little fake war between you guys.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
But it was with you too, nah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was bad friends. It wasn't just me, I know.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
But he came up to me in the parking lot
and it's like I think we should do something me
and Bobby.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, mad at him.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
No, it's like you're not.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, that's something that he would say, mad that way, yeah,
mad Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
No I didn't.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I did.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I didn't know if he had talked to you about it.
That's why I was curious.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
No, he was. He's been sweety sweetie, sweetie.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
He's one of the sweetest guys.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, yeah, stand up, but yeah, I'm not doing I'll
do I will do a war with Howie.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
This is what he wants though.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
That's the thing with how he's mentality, you know, I
mean he thrives onto the ship he does. Yeah, I'm
not biting. Oh, Bill Burr Billy Corgan. Thing was he
was in love and every minute of that.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah yeah, I mean I did too. I thought that
was fascinating.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
It was fascinating. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I'd love to
see Bill.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Matt but he's the best the bat that and Billy Corgan.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah yeah, well he was sheepish in that. Well, it
was a little he was like, I din't know.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
It was a little unnerving.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
It's unnerving.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, the whole thing was a little.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
But yeah, Howie, we're good. We're good, We're good, very good.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, you've never been mad on a set or no
one's ever fucked you like pissed you off. I made
so many people, man.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I had the last season of Dave. I had an unfortunate.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Moment.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
It wasn't just me. Yeah, the director, I love this.
The director tell me Tommy. I wouldn't mention her name
or anything.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
We were shooting a scene outside. We were like out
in the countryside and it was like a crazy fucking morning,
Like nothing was set upright. It was kind of wack
a do and there's a lot of moving pieces. But
it was also like a huge wide. For people at
home that want to know, usually shoot a wide and
then you come in close. It depends on the director's style,
but a lot of times you get this big fuck
off wide. You get to warm up, and then you

(40:28):
get to the scene and you get really down to
the nitty gritty, you get really micro. Anyway, we're shooting
this huge fucking wide and we're like walking through and
I'm like, we're walking through, and then we go behind
this bus that we're on and then we kind of
were chilling. But it's me and a few of the
cast mates, and so we're kind of fucking through the
scene because you're never gonna use that shot for more
than a quarter of a tenth of a second.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
So then we go around the bus and we're all chatting,
and she fucking loses it.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
We can fucking hear you.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
This is the third fucking time you guys are talking
through the fuck and you're not even like a bunch
of children. When she called us children, that's when I
was like, hey, hey, hey, hey hey.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I was like, I was like, you're crazy out of pocket.
I'm a fucking adult male. You don't talk to anybody
like that. She was losing her cool, and also because
the episode was kind of not the way they wanted
it to go, and I was like, this isn't our fault.
She was so then me, I'm not naming people, and
the two other cast mates were like, you got it,

(41:31):
you got it. Then the rest of that scene was
even harder for her because I was giving nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You're pissed.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
I was like, oh, you think that's oh, you think
that's annoying. Wait to see what we do in the
next fuck when you get tighter. Yeah, just wait, Wow,
we'll do thirty of them. Now, Wow, you treat me
like a fucking kid. That's crazy. I'm a grown up.
Just be like, hey, you guys, we can hear you.
She lost her fucking cool and subsequently, you know, haven't
heard from her in a while. I don't think she's

(42:00):
getting on a lie. Yeah, she lost her dude, And
the whole crew was like, what the fuck was that? Like,
the whole crew was like, because what you do is
you bring down the energy of the thing. It was like,
why are you doing that? Then you're because all the
crew guys are like, you know, like the sound guy
was like yeah, like what's that about?

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Then then everyone's in a weird mood like why are
you being that way? You're just blowing up on people
because you're upset about something.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
So, but can you do what Daniel day Kim does,
be Asian? No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Daniel day Kim told me about he was on a
set once where the director was the first day and goes,
hey man, you're thirty minutes late, screams at him.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah, but he wasn't late, he was on time.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, So Daniel pulled him aside and go, hey, man,
don't talk to.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
Me like that.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, why can't we do that?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I'm not Daniel Dick Kim. Oh that's right, Yeah, Oh
that's right.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh yeah you can though you're oh, what what's going
on here? What's that? Dude? Who are you?

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Damn dude? You ordered that?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Meant?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, take a seat you want to sit down?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Or oh?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah for sure.

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Friends, Then that's your last name, mister, mister le, that's
Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's what's your name?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Get comfortable? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Zach Townsend?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You're a great can the idea?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Great?

Speaker 7 (46:50):
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Speaker 4 (46:50):
I got a business idea for you guys though, Okay,
can I pitch it to you?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
This is gonna get me out of the hole. Okay,
chat EBT and be Okay, I love it before you. Yeah, yeah,
it's not it's not what you're probably thinking. Yeah, this
is I know exactly what it is not. It's it's
chat GBT for black people.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, how does that work?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
So basically you like ask, well it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Be working. That's why snap got taken away.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
It's not working right now. But basically you ask it
a question and then it just says, oh hell.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
No, oh I see. Yeah it's a really good idea.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
That's a great idea, is it?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Ai? Alan? I, Yeah, you got it. We got I
deal with them. Okay, Alan, you.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Want a piece of pizza. It looks like you got
a lot. Yeah, it's probably blocking your face. You want
to put it off to the side. This is my
favorite part. I knew he was going to look at
one right away. Yeah, well there's more in there. There's
different kinds.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I have some pepperoni if you want some.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I've seen that movie before. I'm not I'm not fighting
ladies and gentlemen of a bad friends family, bad friends family.
This is our good friend Zach Townsend, great comedian who
who opened for me for a little while.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Yeah, wait, what happened?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
He started closing as a headliner. Yeah, well, you can't
open anymore when you're closing. Yeah, I mean you know
your people to run those stores, right, You can't close
if it's opening exactly. Yeah, Zach is a phenomenal uh
comic U Nashville. Although it is a good excuse.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
What if you don't want someone to open for you,
you pull them inside.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yeah, this is the first time here. I thought I
was still opening. This pizza thing was a bit, but
I think this might.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I figured you're gonna go hungry for a little while,
so I was like to give that man some pizzas.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Who opened for you?

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Now?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Anybody but Zach?

Speaker 7 (48:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, okay, I heard cat bird got a little thing
from me.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Cat Bird.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
We did take down cat Bird was us, Yeah we
did it was oh you did bray last weekend, idiot?
Yeah we did. Oh yeah, yeah we did bray. And
I took cat Bird and and uh Zach and Zach
came to Zach. I was cat Zach, Yeah, Zach, Yeah
what z a c Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Got to change your contact on my phone? Uh Zach?
And cat went down. Then Devontre Coleman comes with me
when he can, when he's not, you know, blowing up.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
This guy.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah, this guy just came from Tell him what you
just did?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I just did.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Come on, tell it the way you told me.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
I just did.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Uh, I just did comics Unleashed.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Wow, I want to work at Domino?

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
How was Byron?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
He's unleashed? For people that don't know, it's a comedic institution.
It's been around for it's got to be twenty years.
I mean, right, how long has it been on TV?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
All for a while ever?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, I mean genuinely looking up how long has it
been on? But Byron Allen has been running the show.
It's a roundtable of comics on couch is and they
you know, you pitch your jokes and you get to
run your bits. It's been on for nineteen years. I
was right there.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Who was on it with you today?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
It was guy Torri from American History.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I love guys.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
He's great.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
He's an old friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Good gir.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I actually opened for him a couple of times in Nashville,
so maybe.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
You can open for him again because I'm done with you.
Who else?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
And then two other people I don't remember their names,
but they're nice. No, be real, know they're nice.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
You don't know their names, really, I really don't know that.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
One of them was like Glory something. Then the other
guy was he had gray hair.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I remember that, Oh great hair, grey hair.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
We had great hair, comedian, great great hair.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Wait, didn't cat film with you? Wasn't she got a film?

Speaker 6 (50:35):
She?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
We all did different ones, but she's filming today. I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Those guys you know they do. Did you ever do comics? Unleash?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I've been asked.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I never did it.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I can't believe you didn't have enough. We're the only
headliners that I didn't have enough, didn't have enough bits.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I was just joking.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
The look, the look of anger with a little bit
of pizza on your mouth, fucking perfect. Hit him hard.
I don't give a shit.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
He's not mine.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
He's not mine.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
That hit me so hard. Yeah, like it's a destroyer
of friends.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Well, now, why don't you go on comics at least
and prove him wrong? You could prove him good.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Why didn't you do it?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I didn't feel that's not a format for me.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Me either, Me either. If I'm being honest, there was never.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
A point in my career that I thought I was
gonna be good on that show. Yes, I never did
Late and I only did Conan. Conan was the only
one I wanted to do because I loved Conan and
I always wanted to do Letterman, But by the time
I had the balls put together, Letterman was gone, and
so Conan was my hero. I want to do Cone.
I got on Conan and they were like, why don't
you want to do other late Night? I was like,

(51:48):
how much more shit are you gonna fucking open? How
much more fucking shit are you gonna open? We do
have one more, let's hear it.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
It's yours?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Yeah, thank you writing the mic. God, these guys, this
is how one professional the show is. They don't know
to turn their mic down when they're doing some dumb
shit like that.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
But he'll do that for you.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
He'll come run in like a little pip squeak that
he is. Get go, get gone, Get gone.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
God.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I love that kid's the best. He is my favorite. No,
but I only wanted to do Conan. And then when
they asked do the other ones? I thought, I'm gonna
bomb on that show? Did you bomb? Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah, I yeah, I I had a heart. I was
telling my cone outside. I did like three black jokes.
I did like three black I'm surprised even Let me
do them. Do them here, let me hear them. Well,
give me the premise I can do. I know, because
you know, yeah I did well, the one that you
know that you like the we're the only ones who
know how a whisper?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah ye.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
And then they then him and Guy Torri were like,
I think no, I don't think they got offended. But
they were like, I made a joke about like I said,
I have a lot of black friends. You could tell
by my shoes. And after the joke they were like, man,
you ain't got that. Ain't black people friends shoes? You know?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (53:03):
It is?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
They they up?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, wait, no, white guy, that wears air Force ones.
Every white guy that wears air Force ones is friends
with black people. It's it's almost a requirement when you
buy them at foot locker. They're like, let me see
your phone. You've got to show them how many black
friends you dead?

Speaker 4 (53:22):
And you're like, cannot charge my phone.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
They're like you definitely, what is that cricket?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Why did you do it?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Because I'm just trying to say yes to a lot
of things.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah, because Zach is a great comic and he needs
more credits and the internet now is fucking flooded with
a billion comics doing every clip, and then he needs
to be a part of the system.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Like everything else.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
This is a credit, right, It's a huge credit. No, yeah, yeah,
fancy no bits.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I was kidd I'm a huge fan.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Wait, give me give me the other jokes you told
do it just so we can hear him.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
I did.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
I said one about like think true crime, like you know,
because it has to be clean too, so it can't
be as good as But I said, like, you know,
I think white crimes get investigated a little bit harder
than black crimes, you know, just based off the names
they name these things, Like a white woman will go
missing and they'll call it like the twelve year disappearance
of Sarah, and like a black guy gets murdered in

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just like the first forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
You know, they wrap it up quick.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, he liked that one. Byron liked that one. Yeah yeah,
but he didn't like the I said. I talked to him.
One of my black friends was telling me with chat
EVT like this is all I'm just doing. I'm like,
Nick Apollo, now do it, Nick, I said, I have
a lot of black friends. If you can tell about

(54:44):
my black friend told me the other day, he said
I don't trust white people because they're always telling secrets.
And I was like, I don't agree with that statement
at all. You know, I just think we're the only
race that knows how to whisper.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
A fantastic joke. And they pushed back on that.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I mean, he just kind of like they were kind
of going after my shoes and it felt like maybe
that one.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Did you fire back at all a little bit?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah, I said it. You said the end work.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
No no, no, no, no, I said, stop stop gott
you nervous a little bit.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
It's not as it's not It wasn't as nerve, It
says I thought I was gonna be Yeah, well no,
because you I mean, at some point, you know, you
got the if you have all the weapons, you're like, well,
I'm just gonna swing and then hopefully they hit and
it's a live audience.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah yeah, and they are they alive?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I don't know. I was like looking at someone like
tell these people might be AI for real, like there.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
So it's probably a lot of tweakers.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
The reason why I.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Don't like these types of shows is that it's so
it's not organic, right, It's like, you mean, what you
what are you going to say?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
So I can lead up to it. So it's the
conversation is so fake.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
And that's every prompt on Late Night they do the
same thing they prompt you.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Well, that's why I've never done them. I mean, right, yeah,
I just can't do it right.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
It's a it's an old it's an old format. Yeah,
but it's a car Carson did it. It was the
way that fucking Carson said up his show too. I mean,
there was way more improv back then. But also there's
a lot of dead air. If you watch old Carson,
there's an awful lot of fucking dead air wouldn't fly today. Yeah,
like you know, just there's moments of gaps where you're like, oh,
this is like valuable TV time. Yeah, but they need
the prompts to keep the thing moving. I mean, Byron Allen,

(56:16):
this guy talk about proving all those conspiracy theories wrong.
He bought the Weather right.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Yeah about the weather the Jays can Yeah, the Jays
control it, but he bought it.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, they must have some sort of mutual agreement.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
He distributed the Jayson. The Jay's own it, but he
distributes it.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Wow, Okay, Byron, next week it's rain. It's my company.
I can make it rain if I want to. He
acquired the Weather Channel. Byron Allen bought the Weather Channel
a three hundred million dollars deal in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
And by the way, this guy's got three hundred million
dollars to buy the fucking Weather Channel. He paid this
guy like forty eight dollars to go on TV today.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
What did they give you for those What did they
give you for those live shows?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
There's a couple hundred bucks. It wasn't a thousand, but
it wasn't It wasn't five hundred.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Even my we're at my house. Even my wife is
like two hundred. You can't they that's what they give you.
I was like, TV's dead. They're killing everyone. They're not
giving anyone any money.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I'm not even sure what it is. I don't even comics.
Unleash might be on the Weather Channel.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
I don't know. I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
They didn't tell me, like.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
What network it's gonna it runs side by side with
a fucking adopple, a Doppler alert. That's nice though. It's
nice that you got that under your belt. That's first literal.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
TV credit, first literal TV credit. Yeah, give it up
for the boy.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Hu, Come on, Bobby's still fuming from the bits. Oh no,
I just tell him you are. Tell him you hate it.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
It always tries to hit me whenever.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
No, you know, I'll give you gentle touches. Yeah, the
pit on the pe on the people. The other night
when I saw you at the store, I did side
side gentle touches on your side.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, yeah, but you're always in your mind you think
that I'm going to do something nefarious.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
I think you're really strong.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, I am very strong.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I know.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yeah, that's why I don't like he's got that strength.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I got that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we always.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
Won the extra chromosole and I I will depete all
of you to one and then.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
You star the Karaategos, the peanut butter Falcon.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Good. Yeah, who books the how'd you get the show.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
On my manage? My management?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Facebook? Answer? And add on fucking Facebook. They just put
you on that.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, you got bits.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
We should do it? What we should do it together?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
There's no why I don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
It would be fun. We can make the request. It
would have to be just me, you and Byron and
they would hunt. Why would they not do that? That'd
be so funny.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
That would be awesome. You're doing like family feud style
and get like two more like bad friends of Jason.
Just do all four of you.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I think that'd be fun.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
You can do all you guys.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Don't bring up family feud. We lost a flavor flav
Yeah to this.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Day, if you if you were asked to do family feud,
we did it. No, but it was my family.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Oh that well rub it.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
In No but no, but they're going to ask you Santino, right,
would I be a part of your five.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
No, you know.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
He wants to win.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Oh, you didn't get many answers, right, I'm going for
skill tactics.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Who would be on your family?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Dude? Imagine who would they put me up against? By
the way they put you up against flavor Flavor. So
they're doing like.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Who they that's right? What what is it about the flavor?
Asian flavor flav?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Who they're in the meeting room, they're like, all right,
check it out. Yeah, who's Bobby Ly's perfect counterpart? Who's like,
who's like a black Bobby Leah like flavor Flav?

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Who would I have as my family? It would be me, you,
my sister, my wife, my mom, and my dad wouldn't
want to do it. Maybe my dad, my sister. Definitely me, you,
my sister. Who would be really good? See, I'd be tactical.
You weren't tactical.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
What do you mean I choose the wrong person? Esther?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Me, you, my sister, Raoul my landscaper.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
That'd be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
He's fucking amazing. Now, he's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
That'd be funny. Raoul and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Brian holtzmanth just because I feel like him and Steve would.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Have a battle Holtzman would be funny, hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
He's so funny to watch him scream at Steve Harvey.
I mean, they would fucking hate it. That's like two
opposite energies.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I would next time I do it, if I ever
do it, I would, I would choose the team that
would win.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Yeah, we will.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
We'll get a little team together. Oh no, they're never
gonna ask me. I'm with you, I'm your plus one.
They don't want me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
They're gonna they don't want me. Please ask him because
I need with Dentin.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I'd rather I'd rather go on Wheel of Fortune.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh I'll be bad at that game.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
What you guess letters, I'm not gooda easiest game, it's
not Jeopardy. Yeah, Zach's got one more day here in
Los Angeles. We sent him around. We did almost everything
with the boy, and then he goes back to Nashville
to his girlfriend, who he loves.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Just got just got himself a new house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah it's incredible house. Thanks Bob, amazing. You did it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
You helped. Yeah, I extorted money from you. I'm the
Mexican gangster. Oh I see you better buy my opener
a house and lives with you. Yeah, yeah, I would hope.
So they bought a house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Together together, she's paying for some of the mortgage.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's why we're doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
This is a light so this is a life partner.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah probably, Yeah, let's see. Yeah yeah, I mean how
long have you been in my comics? Un least trailer?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah? But how long? I mean how long have you
been dating with her? For like three?

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Three years?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Okay, that's a good enough time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Yeah, she's read. Yeah, she's she's very good looking, she's cool,
she's smart. She's way better than Zach. It's one of
those things where it's annoying when you're like, oh, the
partner is more superior, But and then you sometimes wonder
is he holding her hostage? Yeah? He's shreking you're what? Yeah,
you're shreking hard, a new slang term for the dating

(01:02:20):
trying to intentionally dating someone you consider to be less
attractive than yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
They'll treat you better, all right. Yeah that's pretty spot
on them. That's actually like, that's almost like whoever made
this knows me and my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
So what's what's your dream here? What do you what
do you want onto this business?

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
I want to I want him out of that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
I just to be as successful as you guys?

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
For the moon? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
And that was that a shot he does all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Let me tell let me tell you something, pal let
me tell you. We have your replacement. We casted him.
The fans answered he.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Was a hit. He was a hit. He was not
a hit? Yes, yeah, yeah, And he's a hit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
And you're a what you're a lump a miss a
miss yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Yeah, No, Oh, you're a head I love. Yeah, that's suck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
It goes bump into that Karate Ghost coming this fall.
Do we know when it comes out?

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Do Karategos release date?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
He's in a movie called Karate Ghost. It's gonna be awesome.
January thirty first, twenty twenty three. It already came out.
You filmed it after it came out. That's how good
the movie came out?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Was here another Karate Ghost?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
How how on fucking earth is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
We we did the remake?

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
He's the one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Set in a town ruled by an absurd karate law.
The film watches a lonely team form an unlikely bomb
with the ghost of his late father's favorite action hero.
Are you You're just a local, You're not one of them?
Are you the ghost?

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
No, no, I could play sense.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
And that's why. Yeah, I know, and that's why exactly
question you just asked me for five minutes ago. Who
is it Daniel Day Kimp? Yeah, that's why we are
not Daniel Daykimp. I know because you played a sense
I know, and I'm in the Magic Movie for four
heartbeats they make me disappear.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Zach close out the show by saying thanks for being
a bad friend into your camera.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Thanks for being a bad friend. Everybody that was terrible. Hey, everybody,
thanks for being a bad friend.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
School.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah,

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