Fancy's Replacement

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Introduce yourself into the mic. Though.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You gotta come in walking and say something.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I actually want you to dictate.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
You do what you do. Be free, dude. Yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
So before Fancy left to Spain, he left alone and
he told me to tell you that you forgot your
faith of Sime pic today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Crushed.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Very good, that Joe Crush. It's a good joke. It
was a good joke. That was good.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That was good, very good, very good. Dude. You're you're you're, you're,
you're on fire. You are bad.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
There are these two idiots.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Asian d you too are disgusting. You too. Something for friends?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hey, what's up bad friends? This weekend. I'm in Brea,
Breya improv. Come out and see me Southern California, support
your boy Brea that I'm in Tempe, come out and
see me as U. I'm in Hamm in Indiana. Then
I go to Windsor, Ontario, Bethlehem, Pa, Hanover, Maryland, at
Letannock City, New Jersey, then down south by San Diego
Valley Center. Then I'm in Canyonville, and finally I'm in

(01:06):
Las Vegas. But Andrew Santino dot com for those tickets
Andrew Santino dot com. Introduce yourself so the fans know
who you are and to tell the story because maybe
some people don't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
They don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I send video submission on for me. Do we Fancy
be replacement?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's gonna be harder to understand than Fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I know, I know, this is what I like. I
like the challenge. What's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, Chris Christopher? No, we call you the Big C,
the Big C. And let me tell you something, the
Big Sea. We're so happy to have you here. For fans, well,
let me shut up. Let me say this for fans
at home that want to know, Fancy B is taking
a little bit of a leave. He's dealing with family stuff. Yeah,
we love Fancy, we miss him miss much. We wish

(01:50):
him and his family the best. Yeah, and for the
time being, our lovely Fancy is being temporarily replaced by
the Big Sea. Now, Big C, the floor is yours,
take it away?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Way Yeah, the Big C.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, followed by the Big Thing.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, okay, anyway, this guy and he's.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Your average by the way, Yeah, I can't give him any.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
What what the song that you wrote you sing the
song that you wrote that you wrote for us? Yeah,
wrote a song. You wrote a song and you.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Remember it goes like this.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Big big, seas big and take.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Over done done, Yeah, singer big.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
C yeah big.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You have to just make up a song.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, that's all you have to do.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's the only way you're gonna be able to keep
this job.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ready, and it doesn't it does, It doesn't have to
be good.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Can I do it in Japanese? Even though?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, do it in Japanese?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, as well speak Japanese.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, but I watch a lott of fun yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hoo hoo hoo whan yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Once
you start, you can't you can't stop. Dude, when you
have sex, do you stop midway?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean, I haven't done it, like thirteen years old,
So you haven't made love in thirteen years? My mom
and everyone that I know is going to watch this,
so m oh so about thirteen Probably I haven't.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Been with somebody.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
The d hasn't met the b.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
D.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh do you prefer men or women?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Women?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, you're allowed to have whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, I mean I felt like you were on the
fence there. Yeah, you so I'm not commit.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I wasn't going to say men, but because I got
you know, you got scaredure.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Right the pressure did say?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You said?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You said my D hasn't met any b But is
what you're referring to.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
I mean you be you be you?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Is know how they go to the bay yeah v
V yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh I see, I think you said ba. I mean
you could be a butt man. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I wouldn't mind going are you a butt man?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
But man, I wouldn't mind trying it.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh yeah, you never tried it with the guy.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, maybe if if they put it on like a
wag or something. Sure, I don't think so. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Carlos can help you out with that kind carl Well, welcome,
welcome to Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Losing like sixty percent, So I don't know if I
can do that.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Of his hairy Okay, so hair is the standard for you. Okay,
we'll get We'll get.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Only the top no here.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, my challenge for you tonight, our challenge. Our challenge
is to get somebody where do you live in New York?
Somebody in the Albany, New York area. Yeah, I would
love preferably of a I know. Yeah, just oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Imagine if we had him live switching the show, how
fucked up it would?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, should have like ten seconds, we would.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
But any nice person, a woman, he.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Doesn't need to be from like Albany. I can move
around in the.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
General New York area, upstate New York. Yeah, Oneonta if
you live in Onta.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
We talked about this in the in the car. Yeah,
and I said that I wanted two options. One I
want an Asian, one one from an Asian. Yeah, and
one actually made that three?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, Oh my god, let's go so greedy, you're greedy.
I prefer thirteen years and you're greedy, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Prepared to have this ahead. Asian games and watches.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, so you want an Asian woman that watches anime
and what else?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It plays games?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Plays games?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
What kind of games?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Any game?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
All right? Solitaire? I mean, oh, video games? Okay, let's.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So you want to girl like I know other than
got you? Yes, big c. Do you like the anime
that I just threw? Yeah? You want to play war Zone?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't play war Zone?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Do you want to play Fortnight.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Last time I played for this is why thirteen year Yeah, yeah,
you gotta be more.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You're very specific, So what kind of genre of game? Now?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I will if she's if she tells me to go
play a game with her, I will probably.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I just did war Zone.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
You missed out. Big C lives in Albany, New York.
He was a fan of the show. He submitted to
replace Fancy.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
You're still right.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
What do you say? I don't even know what he's said.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I'm still a fan.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
This is you said that? Ia.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
This will be the longest hour we've ever done.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, No, it's good.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's amazing. Yeah, and the big see you're from Albady,
New York, and you're originally from the benefic Dominican Republican
the d R.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Can I help second?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, man, let them let him.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Like about two months, I'm going to be moving to Florida.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
So why are you going to Florida?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
My mom is moving, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Going with she moves.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You you move, you live with your mom? Yeah, remember
he lives downstairs. You speak Spanish speak. I I is
good beginning.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I I from the basement of my mom's house to hear.
I just keep going down and down.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh no, no, you think this is below your mom's basement.
Oh my god, I thought this is. We love you.
We flew you out here just to hang.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Wow, you guys, Can you want a war?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
One day?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I can have a war with you.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
He's looking for a war.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, you want a war.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
But I think I can win Bobby in a physical probably,
I think. And I never fought someone. Yeah maybe I did,
like back in high school.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
But did you get in fights at the Dominican Republic
when you were young?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
One time?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
One time? And how did that go? Probably like probably
a draw?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Finished?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You never said finished, you guys. Do you know why
you didn't finish? You started crying? Yeah, that was the
last time you cried big c.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Probably like playing a game. I mean, this story is
super good. That's why I cried. So yeah, you know
when this story is so good that the tears start.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, like you're playing Last of Us and you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
My god, I never play the.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
What do you.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I play mostly PC games. I know I love the
Last of Us some PC.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
But I know, but when what's the last game you cried?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I will say scene.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oblay three, bringing up I want to see three of
day three.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh lovely, Oh lovely. I'm about to cry. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
This story is amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Tell us, tell us the story.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't want to spoil the game.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
No one's gonna play it. I can't do. Our fans
are not going to play this game. I promise you know.
If they they're not, they tell the story, condense it.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't want. I don't want.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're driving crazy. You're driving me crazy. Give me the
condensed version right now, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm trying to save the game so you can play
it too, because.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm not gonna play it. I don't have a PC.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You don't have to have a PC. He's on sweet.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I gotta tell you. I don't know if the fans
are gonna like his voice or hate his voice.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like it.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's it's very it's pitchy mouse.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
It wouldn't be a voice on Better Sleep or those
you know sleep you know you know what I mean,
Like if you told the story on Better Sleep or
one of those apps that makes you want to relax,
I don't think that would be a good voice.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
The name couldn't afford to hire me so you guys.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, I can't stand him to do a better sleep
like a meditation. So it's like, I'm I got the
app right, and I put you know, the Big C.
I pressed the button.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
You've selected the Big C.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, yeah, he will now put you to bed. And
now there's a there's a there's a song your bone.
You know you're relaxed.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Try to get us relaxed, us relax.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Come on, Bobbie, No, no, it's not no, you know
it's well yea, the app doesn't know it's my name
would be a yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Just when you when you don't know the up it
makes you put in your name.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay, all right, I'm doll Bobby.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, enter, go ahead, and now you selected the Big
Sea Big C.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Bobby. If you play the scene of LA series, you
are one percent going to cry. You can go back
to sleep.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now I'm not sleep yet.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Press the X to X the app.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Really good, wow, really good?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I almost yeah, the Big C. Tell us about your
journey here to Los Angeles. For the fans that don't
know you applied to replace Fancy Be. We flew you
out here your first Is this your first time in
La and that was the experience. Normal, normal, Right, that's
what we're going for.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Got here?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it fun?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You fly a lot? I don't know what do you guys?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
What do you call pun?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
What do we call fun? It's interesting hanging out with friends?
But I'm saying, was it were you excited?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Fruit juice?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean, I mean that they coming down to today?
They were excited, exciting?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
M hmmm.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Who was excited?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was excited.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
They You were excited. You were excited for today to
be here, to be here?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And so far you are a nervous Are you nervous? Okay?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I wasn't before? I was again, well, no anymore. I
feel like we connected already we did.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
What do you do calm your nerves? What do you
do to calm yourself down?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I just.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I think I think I can. I can tell.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
From fantastic right, God, God, he's very he's he's a
crazy person.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, I don't think you're crazy. And I'm saying that
in the event that you do murder us, this will
be evidence I haven't got the balls to you do. So,
do you want to move to Florida? Would you rather
move to hear.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
How a choice?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, we just gave you one.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, I don't know. You seem like you might be
a good fit to keep doing the show, depending on
how that. I don't know. Please me, you want to
be hired?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I mean, what can you?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
But what can you do for the show? Because Fancy
is going to come back?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I mean, if you need someone to clean the bathroom,
I think you do it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I don't know who was looking. I think he was
looking at me. And who you're looking at?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Interesting, dude, Bobby's my friend.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're friends. We're friends around.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh we're not friends. I'm the one that fucking flew
you out here. Yeah yeah you know who got you
out here?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
At me?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
You Cox?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, I'm playing No, Yeah, big c it's over for
you and this is the war.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, this is a war, Bobbie. I love you.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
What you do any people from Taga.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
This guy's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
This guy's amazing.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
He's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, how about you in town for clean the bathroom? Yeah, George,
maybe a fourth mic tiger belly tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
You can have them.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Are you really mad?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I'm livid?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Don't be like I'm playing. Yeah, no, need to get it?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
No no, no, no, don't need to get, need to get,
need to get no, need to get no, no need
to get.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
So I'm going to give Andrew my my belated birthday
present to him, right, but I want you to do
it like a mafia kind of a you know what
I mean song? If you can what why if I.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Don't do it like a mafia. I can do a
mafia but no a song.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
How are you gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I can actually change my voice to sound deeper.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Go.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Don't be about to say, okay, mafia. I don't watch
a lot of I haven't watched The Grandfather.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, the Grandfather, Yeah, boom.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Something like that. Just get to repeat baa boom baa
bang in a deep voice.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I sound like a Jamaican.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, like a Jamaican Black Mark Pineapple dealer.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah yeah, boom boom But being Andrew, Wow, wow this guy.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't I keep doing bad a boom ba bing
bay a boom by the bing, keep doing a boom boom.
But happy birthday, give mafia style.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Keep Andrew his present, please, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Happy birthday?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
How are you doing? What this is my gift?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Because I called your wife before your birthday weeks in advance. Yeah,
and she's like, I just don't know, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I don't like stuff I.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Know, so it's like we couldn't come up with anything.
So in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what
to do.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Okay, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
So I just decided to do That's what I wanted.
That's very spect what I would want.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Is that something that friends do all the time, give
each other gifts for birthday?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
We do that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Do you not have birthdays?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
What's your birthday?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Your friend's wife? Yeah? What he's doing?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, he's very good. I know you're trying to call
it acause of civil war.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
He's fucking my wife? Is that now where you turned on?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
His wife is my friend?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know what I mean. And every birthday I call
her and go, what what should I get him? Yeah?
And this year she was just like, I just he
has everything he needs. So what do you give a
guy that has everything? I mean, just love and affection,
love infections?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Friend?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Well, we have one now now you're my Dominican friend.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
When's your birthday?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Chris the twenty fifth of I goes, oh, so we pass.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, it's the same exact birthday as my brother is.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I told you when we did the interview that he
was that same week.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's right, that was okay birthday? Yeah anyway, thirty two, Yeah,
next next August twenty fifth. What would you like for
your birthday? You want Mafia style?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'm about to I don't want this to sound rude.
I think it's gonna yeah, but usually for my birthday
saying probably like a wrong age twenty twenty six, all
I get is like probably a pistachio ice cream.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
He is like.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
The antithesis of yes and is improvd I know it's
anti improv Antimah. Yeah, recently, I'm not picky when it
comes to food.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
So what are you picky with?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
With women, he's very scary.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
It's not that I'm picky. I would like my woman
to be like that. It's yours. I mean, we all
have dreams.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
What are your dreams?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah? What are your dreams?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I when I go to sleep, I barely have any dreams.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You don't remember your dreams?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I remember one maybe the last week. What do do
with familiar stuff?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Tell us dream? Tell us the dream a moving. The
dream was about the movie.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You're scared to move to Florida. No, you're excited.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I'm actually kind of happy. I haven't told this to
my mom. Yeah. I think it's a good thing for
me because that way I like to play the one
piece car game, so they have more locations to play
the game.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
There.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
This is Dominican Dominican Bobby. This is Dr Bob.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
It's not this is Bob. I would never locate a
one piece of card game facility. Who's that.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Flamingo that's from one piece?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Is this your alter ego? No, that's Don Flamingo, Don Flamingo.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You can see the pink and the I do see it.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, we see the periograph, Don Flaming Flamingo.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Wow, that's your alter ego.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How does he sound
when people go down? Flamingo? Let me get a photo?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
How do you he sounds Joseic, exactly like my my
deep voice.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Let's hear down Flamingo. Can we get a picture? So
every very good? Okay, Don Don Flamingo? Can I get
a photo with you? It's so good to see you.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
We're not?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Do the voice.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I just I just want to explain something before I
do the.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It kind of is yeah yeah, yeah, So explain the
voice and then we'll do the act. Act out.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Let me let me do the The reason why I
use this voice the deep voice, because sometimes it's hard
to people for people to understand me when I use
this one.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Can you switch your voice. Let's just see if you
can do deep for a while. Go deep for a while.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
So it's hard for people to understand my old voice,
my normal voice. Yeah, but with this one they can
kind of understand better.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I think this is your normal voice. I can simply
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Okay, for the next five minutes minute?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, how are you?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
So you're tripped, but the laugh is so high. I
keep the high.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You want to change it?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
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you look for? Do you want to do something in
l A tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
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a lot of paths.

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you do for another day?

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some games in there.

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Speaker 1 (24:21):
Wow, that's very good.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Now you're obsessed with Japanese culture.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
What is it? I'm not obsessed about I like it.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I would say, upset.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I think you're more Japanese than Dominican.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
That's what you listened to on the plane the whole
way here, I asked.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
What is j pop?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Japanese pop?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I know, but like, who's the famous group that you like?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Not? Is better? Now? I don't what do you have
a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe you
have a problem with Koreans. Yeah, yeah, because Koreans we
have the best pop.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
But I don't listen to it. It's not that I
don't listen to it. I just like jo.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah. But okay, why do you like so you have
a specific fetish with Japanese people.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Haven't you heard? Like the way that they speak, the language,
It's like so cool. Oh, I think I think they
got blessed. They got the looks, the language. The only
thing that they didn't get blessed with West with the
the PP size.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
The PP size, dude, But that's not a stereotype. No,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Hold on, Chris, is it a true stereotype?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, Well tonight when you go to we SPA, you're
going to be able to see.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Do I have to go naked in there?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
No? You can wear sworts and Macon knows how to
do it. They have shorts there and you'll be able
to compare because there's a there's a lot of naked
Asian men there.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I mean, in my case, I'm not a I'm not
a shower. I'm more like a grower.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yes, yeah, me too. We're all like that.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, we're all like that.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I look like the statue of the guy with the Michelangelo.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Can you google? Yeah that guy?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, so your penis is like that like that?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Okay, yeah, and you're a grower.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Is it a thick pubes? You have thick pubes like that?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Can I can I say?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Can you say?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I mean I haven't done anything for like.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
More than a case, right, Yeah, so it's like a
Cambodian jungle.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I have the viral podcast, you know, Chelsea Linge and.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Paige Jim, Chelsea Lin and Page Gain.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yes, yes, Page has some OnlyFans. I'm not subscribed, but.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
She I'm not. She makes her said, ye, let me
see your page picks up.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
So so I'm keeping my bush. Yeah, maybe we can
make a collab later. I'm keeping it.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
So just Page has a big bush and you think
your bush can match hers? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Okay? Are you attracted the pages?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Why you're I mean, she's good looking, yes, but I'm
saying she's funny too. She's funny and she's good looking.
And she she says in the podcast that she's Asian.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
She is Asian.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
She is. Oh, she needs to do is to watch
some monument and play some video and we are good.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
So then this is kind of like your dream girl.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
And another one is Olivia from the Age three podcasts.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
That's your other crush.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Could you think we can make this happen?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh, I know Olivia. Yeah, she's hot.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
She's way out of my leg nobody's out of your legs.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, one's out of your legs. They are No, No,
they're not listen to me. That's the negativity in your head.
There's no one out of your league. No, I mean,
look at what I've done.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I got to tell you, I don't even know what
league you're fucking in.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're in a league of your own.
You're in a league your own yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And isn't that beautiful?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
If you work at Bed, Bath and Beyond, you'll be
the Beyond department. Yeah, way beyond, yeah, way beyond. Don Domingo, Yeah,
we don't even know what they sell in that section,
and no one does. Yeah. Yeah, floating orbs do what
they do lightning in a bottle?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Because the age. First, I don't want to be what labels?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
What do you mean they're grown adults, aren't they? Page
is an adult, she's an adults. What do you mean
she's a grown woman.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, but I'm kind of on the older side.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
You're thirty three, thirty two?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, that's not old, that's not old.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
No, do you know how old Bobby is?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Fifty four?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
He's fifty four years old.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I mean they live longer, so m.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Asian they do live longer.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Live longer. Yeah, yeah, it's like no years, yeah yeah yeah,
Korean years not Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I mentioned dogs. What's the average what's the average lifespan
of a Dominican Republic of someone from the dr of
seventy three years? What's the average lifespan of Koreans? Eighty three?
Or they got you by a decade?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, yeah, a decade.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I need to start exercise.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
You do need exercise, we all do.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah. So I'm basically forty four. You are in white years,
white years? Well, no, that's dr. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
What is the average lifespan of a of a white
person of a white American seventy eight. Oh, seventy eight. Oh,
we're catching up to correct, not too far. Oh, they
used Mike, that's not all we eat. We eat what
do you eat?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, I mean they created airwin dude.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, I mean we and hopefully what do you eat?
What dinner?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
What do you eat? Plantains?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I mean sometimes?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I believe you don't believe in that afterlife? I don't. Well,
you think this is it?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
What happens when we die?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I will let you know once I heed the boat.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Once you hit the boat, that's a term I've never
heard that Dominican Republic.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
I mean, once you hit the boat. That's see, when
you hit the boat. Got see the boat gonna be
okay once you hit it?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
The green paper when he comes to taking your soul?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
The Grim you believe the Grim Reaper is real?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, but you know that's what people say.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
But when it's over nothing, where do you think you go?
You think it's totally done?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I mean I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I know, we don't know. Well, no, none of us know.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
But what do you think happens?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
No idea?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Right, it's a mystery.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
What would you like to think? What what do you
think you'd like to.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Have happened according to the age range, we should probably
be asking you about that.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Well, he is the elder, I'm the elder.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
So what are you asking me? Like you think I'm
gonna go first.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
If you go by age yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
My bet is on Carlos.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
But okay, yeah, I was going to say that judging,
I don't know, yeah, I think maybe George, yeah, George, Yeah,
George seems so stressed judging like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah. In fact, George, George feels like he's the father
of Greg and a group and Christopher, this is kind
of that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at that's the dad.
That's the dad, that's the dad of it. I'm super chill.
Come on, no, but it's the same kind of beyond
good soldier.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm super chill. Come on, yeah, George,
cool dad, Come on, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Genetically?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Christopher? Yeah, so you move bodies and then when did
you move to the states again, when you moved up
to Albany.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I came to the state when I was around saventeen.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I think, okay, wow, you finished high school college I
did like two years. And where did you go again?
I think we asked you.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
The college?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah, did you do college tech?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I went for a computer science but I wasn't comprehending anything.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
You were bored? Yeah, because you're very smart.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I don't think I.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I think you are are you? You know? I think
you're lying. I think you are smart.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
You're smarter than me. For sure. I wouldn't be able
to like you do electronics. And yeah, how do you panel?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
It's kind of easy. They give you like a map,
so you just follow them up.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay, did you do good in school when you were young?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I did good in math?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Math?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Right, you are smart? Math is very.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Hard only with the numbers.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Are all good with the numbers?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Math does involve numbers?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah? So you know what about history?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I did took one year of history here.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
What do we like?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
What did we learn that?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Tell us about the Industrial Revolution?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I don't know. I don't remember that, Okay, I think
that the thing that I remember the most was about
the the cotton peaking.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Tell us about that?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Tell us about the I don't remember. I've never heard
of that, have you doesn't ring? It doesn't go about
for me?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, slaves speaking cotton?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
What what? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
What do you mean history?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah? I know, but tell us about slaves and slaves?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Did what pick cotton?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah? When? When? When?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know the year?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, recently like ten years, fifteen years?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Not with ai? Probably more recent.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Okay yeah probably?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah. Interesting, that's the only thing you know about history
that's interesting? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Was that fascinating that that category? Is that why you
got stuck on it?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Maybe because I I came here without knowing how to
speak English? And are you win my senior year, you know,
in like a super white school high school.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Did you like that or not like it?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I didn't mind.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Imagine he has he doesn't know to speak the English?
Friends you did have a lot? Okay? Good?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
You still keep in touch with friends from high school?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Nobody?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Zero?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Well would you have a group of friends back home?
A tight group of friends that you hang out with
or play video games with?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
When you did the One Piece card game? Maybe you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
I got a few friends from playing the One Piece
And when.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You go in there, Hey, Gilibert, what's going on? What's
like we're let's say we're in the we're in a room. Oh,
big seeds here a big se what's up? Man?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Man? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
You g never if you remember Caleb Caleb Man.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I just say, hey, you guys want to play some games?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
No no, no, no, no no today we want to
talk about stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now. Man, dude, how
was bad? Friends? I heard you went to l A Man?
What was it like?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You wouldn't know? What's funny? What did One guy actually
asked me like that he heard my voice because he's
one of the viewers.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Man? What do you so beautiful?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
What was it like in l A Man?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
What did you did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I had a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Man?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I just talk in the podcast?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, but do you do anything afterwards? Man?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
We I mean we are planning right now. I mean
we plan to do about Let my my fast me.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
It's like, I love it, you do.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I think it's so fun. A piece of me thinks
he's doing it deliberately.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Do you think so? I'm not trying to do you
think it's Andy koff Kaufman.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
He's going to walk outside smoking cigaretteses and be like, man,
that shit was no I met him before? Yeah wait
madam before?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't like to tell lies. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Good, Well the show unless unless it's for like comedy purposes.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
That's what the show is.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's what this show is, the whole show.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
The show.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, but I don't know how to invent.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
These stories or tell me how one piece card game
because we don't know what it is. One piece based
on the anime? Right, So it is it? Like? Is
it like regular cards with like King Queen?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I mean with yeah, what is it like?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
It's not you? It's like Pokemon cards. Look at that.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
So if I have the monkey zooming on that.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
One's Monkey Luffy?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, have the monkey? What nothing?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
If I have the Monkey de Luffy card? Is that good?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
You can wron four copies of each character card? Okay,
so you can have four.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Monkeys Okay, I have four monkeys. Okay? If I have
three monkeys that bad.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
It depends on the range that you want to have your.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, well you know how to play the game.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Now it is, I guess we got it. We got
it twenty good? God? Is that expensive?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
That's the first set. It's like the Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
So it's a deck. It's like a bunch of cards. Right.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Do you have anything like this that's like two thousand something?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Do you have a one piece deck like that that's
like a whole set?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, but if we got you that, would you be happy?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
The two thousand one? Yeah, don't get it. Why he's
always some money?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay, give me the one that you would want, not
that I would get one if I.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Can buy my own. You guys don't need to buy it.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
In your fucking face, in my fucking face, really, there's
not a car you can afford these card card decks.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, he's got a job. He's got a good job.
Is there something that you've always wanted? It's not good.
Is there something you've always wanted that you can't afford
in the card game? Because Bob and I would buy
it for you? Is what a he's saying?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay, good?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
You don't like getting gifts?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
It's guts a one contradiction. I can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I can figure it out.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
In one of in each car set box, there is
a special car that is called the Manga Rare. Yeah,
and since the set number three, I've been opening one pack.
I mean one box of each set to now they

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are in set thirteen. I think it is sort of
all and I haven't got a single manga once.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh my luck, it's superbad.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
You know what I'm thinking about right now.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
And don't don't get it. Don't care.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
We're not going to get it too. I hear your mind.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
If you are going to get me one, get me
the Sangy.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Sandy, don't that's a hundred don't get it.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Don't get it.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
It's one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
No, it's not that one. That's Yamato in the car.
Don't don't.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Don't buy it. We're not going to buy that for you.
Don't buy that. Carlos want to get out of that.

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If you buy them, I'm never coming back to the
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Yes, okay, good? I have my thirty one year old
whether he works in the same place that I work on?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh your assemblings in this you see him every day?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yes? I see?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Donny Denny? Yes Denny?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Do you say hi when? I mean you saw him
in the morning when you woke up, But when you
walk into the business, they go hey Denny.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Or no, I mean there is another guy called Danny
in the same place. So I said, I said, my brother.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
You're in a enigma. Sometimes you're a fucking enigma.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I loved you from the jont Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Sometimes I wake up and I have to go and
wait this guy out of his bed because he's still
sleeping your.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Brother, your brother.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
But then you wake up Danny, we gotta go to work.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah. And does he get mad when you wake him up? No,
he's like And then when you wake up? Do you
drink coffee?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
How do you get eating like a bagel and some juice.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You don't drink caffee ever?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I do Monster energy maybe like once every like five.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Months, monster energy.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
It lacks.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I don't do like one step of day.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, one day, I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I don't really drink energy drinks like.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You don't drink often. You don't do any drugs. You
don't drink. You drink one Monster Energy every five months. Yeah,
you don't do much.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I don't do much.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Is you don't believe in God?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I go to work, I after work, I go home.
I either go to the grocery store and if I
don't have to go, I just go to my computer,
watch your animal or play games.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
What's your dream?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
And you listen to us though.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yes at work, to a yes to a bunch of podcasts.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Oh but you, but you that doesn't feel but you
did any of those other podcasts fly you out?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
But you guys are number one. Even before these you guys.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
We were number one for you.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yes, I love that. So what are you?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
What's your dreams?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Big ci?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I want to know for real? I I can't really tell,
like you don't want to.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I'm like, well you want a woman, I'm like girlfriend, right.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I'm like happy with what I have?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Life is good?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh my god? You know what he's like Chauncey Gardner
from being sting there when you want? Do you watch pornography?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yes, let me guess, Let me guess what you want.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Let me see what you're you're It's not.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Hard to guess.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
It's it's anime.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's simple.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
It's all anime.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Porn. Is the anime porn?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
What's the twenty? What's the other?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
What's the twenty? Person? Twenty? Like? But Japanese girls Asian
girls sometimes, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
They don't know that. M I used to like, he
told me, but she retired, so he to Meaka, he
told me she used to be uh like the top
Japanese like born.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Look like what she looks like? Yes? Is that her?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
You like her?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
So you like, wait, you like exaggerated like brass and stuff,
you know, like you know, like look at that.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, I told me that was your favorite.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Nah oh he told me. Yes, he used to be
my favorite.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, you like big brass.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Kind of yeah, kind of? I don't. I don't mind
the size about you know, Applus is Applaus.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
He sounds like fancy. Yeah, that is what fancy would say.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Hey, plus plus, why don't you do so good?

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I love you?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
But it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I'm so fascinated with big c is wild.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
He's wild guy. Did you you love your stepdad?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, he's he's a cool guy.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You know what Andrew has?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
He asked, what Andrew has? Like?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Kind of angry? Any issues?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Wow? He's kind no like you like he?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
He goes from zero to one hundred, like in one second.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Who Andrew?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
No, my stepfather?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
But describe my personality.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
You're a cool guy, probably like kind of depressed every
once in a while. Pretty good.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
And and then and then what it's mine? Describe mine?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I don't really know you like like I watch it whiskey,
I watch I watch it whiskey yinger too, don't get
me wrong.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, do you watch Tiger Belly?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, but what do you prefer?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, it's he's not going to like it. I actually
like Tiger, but that's because of your your energy. I think.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'm not trying to.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
But Bobby, next time, you've blot me out.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Wow, it turned it was it was Andrew's idea to
come out, come out here.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I like you don't get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
No, no, the hotel was his choice and everything.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, it was all Andrew.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Do Can I stay at your house?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You want at my house?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I don't think is going to pay you?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh, we'll pay, We'll pay.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Andrew, can I talk to you? How do you feel?
How do you know? Be quiet for a second, Andrew,
look at me. How do you feel about Christopher?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I am.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I'm pretty excited for the show to come to a close. Yeah, why,
I'm excited for this to come to a No. No, no, no,
this is gonna get slowly fading away. No it's not,
and it's this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
No, it's not this kind of no. No, here, No,
here's the thing, christ Christopher. Stop, shut the fuck up?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Bobby.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Alright, Bobby, Christopher, Bobby, what.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I can I can?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Christopher up? Andrew, Andrew, look at me right.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Now, Christopher, Yeah, would never have stepped foot in here. Yeah,
if I didn't say, I know, let's get him out.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Of here, Christopher, shut the fuck up. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
And he's the cool.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And I'm the old school, old school conservative rage rager.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Can I say something?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I mean, no, no, no, I'm an inch away from
calling ice on you.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah. I actually like my drinks to be warm. So yeah,
I don't like ice.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
That's a that's a good job.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
That me very good.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
That's a very good job.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Let me say something, okay, please, God, Like I really
you haven't said enough on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I think I was going to talk a lot less
about it.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
No, we're happy that you're talking. This is revealing a lot.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah. I really appreciate that. I mean, I assume that
Bobby woodn remember the interview. He did not, But I
really appreciate that. You were the one that said to
bring me.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
It was all Andrew did. Yeah. Yeah, So now who
do you like more?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
From the bottom of my heart, I thank you if
that's it's my even given though it's if it's empty.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
It's an empty heart. So you're a heartless person. A
little bit. Okay, great, Wow, I really.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Don't have empathy.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I like this guy. I mean I think to go
overboard with it with empathy, and you go overboard with empathy.
I don't know how to sympathize his work.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, yeah, we've well, let me say something. In November, Snap,
benefits are probably going to go away for forty some
million forty right Americans. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
What is his snuff? Betefit?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Okay, already check no snap, what about Obamacare?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It's gonna end for It's good that what go ahead?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I told these guys when I was in the car
when they were driving me to the hotel, that I
I don't know anything.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Oh yeah, that's about the I showed him where the
Palisades fire was and he didn't know anything about it.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Like, well, I tell you, like most of the news
that I that came up in that like and like
YouTube and stuff like that, I only see it when
something like big happens. That YouTube like forces you.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
To see like a right, he just looks at the thumb.
Now he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I don't. I don't click on anything.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
I just that's always read the news.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
You don't get involved with politics and world news.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Right, I just you know, I just you're in your
own world, play my games.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I think it's good for mental health.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I do you know what he's onto something?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, you he is. I ignore a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
That's not good.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
You need to learn the new I mean too, I
agree that, but yeah yeah yeah, now.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Let him float, let him floating. Yeah, what are you
gonna sink his boat?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, you're gonna take down the boat.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
But I think the problem is the apathy and people
that just don't care, you know what I mean? And
if more people cared, I think, I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Care about you know, the people that I'm around.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
All right, do you care about me and Andrew?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yes, now that I'm here, Yeah, you guys are so.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
If Andrew passed away suddenly, Yeah, how would you feel?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I will feel wild. We can keep making the podcast
just you and me.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh I've never seen Andrew like this. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah, I'm just joking. This is your joke.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah, yeah, I like you a lot.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Are you joking? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, he's joking.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
It took shots to me the whole show.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I know, I know, I feel old school conservative. I know,
I know, and I don't even know rigid, rigid, Yeah,
you can think a better them.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Anger management. Yeah, you beat your kids, I beat my
I don't even.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
He didn't have kids. But yeah, and I'm I'm fun loving,
cool dude.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
It's because I feel like you can think it better than.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Oh I'm sensitive. Oh now I'm sensitive. No, no, this
now I'm sensitive.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
He's being manipulative, that's what he He knows.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I have watched more podcasts with you. Yeah, sensitive than
him rock hard rock.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
But I'll be honest with you. What people don't know, though,
is that he's extremely sensitive as well. People know, yeah,
and also not on top of that, right, he goes
through deep depressions like I do, right, and we have
to be there for him, you know. And I think
in many.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Ways, Andrew and I go through one right now I'm living,
I know, and.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I think in many ways me and Andrew are similar.
People don't realize that. You know that when we're off
camera and stuff, when we're together, we share a lot
of like you know, I mean, fears and paranoia and
sadness and all that.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
What's your biggest fear, my biggest fear? What do you fear?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I fear snakes.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You're perfect snakes. Yes, that's the biggest fear.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
And let me say I'm sorry for like assuming. Afterwards,
Bobbie said, I don't. I don't mean any of what
I said.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You know, Oh, no about snakes, No about you. And
oh it's the damage is done is playing?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
No, no, I should not being No, no, it's the
damage is done.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Really hurt. He's going to go through a really deep one.
Now you hurt, We can go through the spot. No,
he's not gonna go Yeah, feelings are hurt. His feelings
are hurt.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
We can go golfing. I never go.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Oh perfect, imagine I know that you like golf. Are
you get a bowling abridge?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Right right, Well i'm because I'm because you know, because
he's Dominican, he's going to be in Florida. Yeah right.
My fear is because they don't care. I didn't that,
you know, brown guy. I'm just afraid that they're gonna
You want to protect him because yeah, he will get chased.
I can see him getting changed.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Well, he did all those that's a good thing. You
did all those with the accent, I know.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I mean, I can't change my voice.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah, all right, so like we're ice right, Let's see
how this, Let's see how this goes right and change
it for not just play get in the scene. Get
into the scene, right, hey, Freeze, get on the fuet
on the ground.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Wait, I'm American?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Where are you from? Where are you from? Man?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Come from? All money? I mean I I meant to say,
Floria fuss, I'm messed up this.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah you did, you did? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
I would say, like sorry, my boys crack.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Very good? Yeah good save okay good? Wow? All right?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (55:48):
People are saying? Slein at Gomez's new look?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Is bobby mom a little bit?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
A little bit like my mom?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
What do you mean her new look? What did she
do different?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I think she's for a video game or a music video.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
I mean, she does look different. I can't tell what
she what makes her look different? Selena Gomez looks stunning
for the in the Dark music video. Someone said, here,
I think, what is it?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
It's like the yellow, the yellow light and the yellow.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
You know, she's thirty three. I don't why I thought
she was much younger. For some reason, when you get
famous that young, you're like young forever. You're that age forever.
It's kind of crazy. Would you ever want to be famous?
Big c me. Well, if you were famous, what would change?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Then?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
You think that you would be probably the same the
same guy, same guy.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Well, I mean this, this podcast is dedicated to you, right,
I mean this is just it's your episode, right, so
it's gonna get out there, right, and some people are
gonna probably.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
You're not gonna become famous, but probably like the viral
podcast or Age three, I need to Page.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I don't work.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
So we're a stepping stone.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
You're a steppingston.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
You're a stepping stone to get to a better show.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
You want to get to Age three?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
And the viral Polica.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Wow you and the what podcast?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Viral?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Chelsea Lynn?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
You think Chelsea Lynn and Page in are bigger than us?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
No, they are, like my They are not bigger, bigger
than Yeah they are. They are.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Hello beautiful, you're on the podcast real fast, and we
can cut it out, and we can cut it out
if you want. But Bobby and I are sitting here.
Is there any chance under the.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Sun can I say something, let her know that I'm
not shut up?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Is there any chance under the sun that you're with
page right now?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh god? I left her about ten minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Damn. Okay, So there's a guy that's here who if
we have on the show we flew out to be
a replacement for on today is for fancy be and
he is and I mean in love with Paige like
and I mean it's he's obsessed. He's shut.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Let me get the fuck up up.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
So she cut his mic off. So Chelsea, is there
any way? Can you? Can you text her if I
can call her, because so we can introduce them at least.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Yeah, I just dropped off with the airport. Oh fuck?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
All right? Well well yeah, well well send us send
me a text and we'll figure something out for another time,
just with her number.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Is is that's okay, she needs I'm doing it right now,
and good luck.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Okay, bye.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
You, No, it's over. Okay, what did you want to
say though?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I just want I just wanted to tell her that
I'm They call their viewers rooks, so I want I
want to know that.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Byee, Paige, are you at the airport?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah? Send at the airport.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Can you for a second or no? Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Okay, So we've we've we've found this guy on the internet.
I mean, I mean a guy applied to be an intern.
You know you're live on the Bad Friends podcast by
the way. Oh cool, no problem, okay, And he's he's
not only a gigantic fan of yours, but he kind
of has a crush on you. Now yeah, now, are
you seeing anybody right now? Page? No, oh you're not,

(59:25):
because you know he follows your only fans. We didn't
know you had one.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I don't follow really, even though I've told you, huh,
I know?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've never seen Wait, Christopher,
you've never seen her only fans.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
I don't follow it.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
She made, but you've never seen it. Okay, what's on?
What's what's on your only fans page?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I do pube updates?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Me let me walk away from these people real quick.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Okay, I do some pube updates because that Florence Pubes.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I play, I play, I spy my little brown Eye,
I hide my bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
That's fine, And it's kind of like, yeah, yeah, the
kid's game. I used to play it. Yeah, but for adults.
So you look for my bung hole? What else you?
I love your farts? Yeah, got some farts, Christopher? You
like you like pages farts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I'm not sure. I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
What no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're nervous.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Don't be nervous, man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
It's just me. I'm just there. I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I follow the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I'm a fucking like you guys, like I haven't cold
a single time, and I have I'm Mickey mouse boys.
I don't know if you are okay with that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh yeah, no choice.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I'm kind of nerdy too, so, oh, don't be nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Nerdy out of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
My hole online, don't be nervous to talk to me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Do you want to say anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
You shut down? This is your opportunity, man, She's waiting
for you to talk to her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Chris, where do you live? Far away from here? I'm
not close. He lives in Albany, I mean Albannie. Well,
I live in Albany, New York, New York.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Is decent? What you want to talk about?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
You know what we're gonna do. We're gonna teach him
how to talk to lady. Hey, we're gonna call you
back in a couple of weeks. Okay, we'll set it up. Yeah, yeah,
So I have a safe flight page. Thank you so
much for picking up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Hey, thank you guys for calling.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I love you bad friends.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I love your guys, podcast you I love you too, Bye,
love you Love Santino.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Chris, how risk Chris? You dropped the ball?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Dropped the ball?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
You fucking failed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
He wasn't meant to be you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You didn't. What happened you? You clammed up? You shut
down down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I don't like you said, I don't know how to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
To Yes, you do, Yes, you do. You know how
to talk to us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
You have this brooding confidence. You shoot on me from
twenty five minutes straight, and they and then you can't
even fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
When he goes to friendship.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I can do the Oh we're friends, Oh, we're fucking friends.
You fucking dumped on me the whole show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
We are bad friends.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
We are bad friends. Oh I gotta stick around for
a while.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I do think you blew that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
You blew it blew? Yeah, you shut down?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
It was bad?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I dropped the ball? Did you ever? I know I
know what it is. It's because I don't have a
cover year.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I don't have nothing to do with it. You're a
good looking guy, you're tall.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, I'm not good looking you're tall.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yeah, yeah, you look like a young f Murray Abraham.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
You know are you wearing a Is that shirt a
fucking dise you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Is that that it is?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I forgot to show you, guys. I'm not going to
break it because.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
He's wearing to do it. He's wearing one of Fancy's
favorite is that fancy shirt we gave him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Oh my god, but about one piece T shirt. It's
not like Superman When I agree it, I guess super.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Powers and the pussy's dried up all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, but that shirt looks good. That is a how
do you say it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Say it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
How Fancy says it? The shirt, the name of the shirt,
the brand isn't that isn't that disease? You wear.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
This? He won?

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
That's what he calls it, right, that's the brand.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
This This is you will He says.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
That he will clothing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Yeah, they only make.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
The they this this see what.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
You see what?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
That's what I said seven times. That's what he calls it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
We call it. We call it. So the thing with
Page is not no, that's I can't only say when
she's not. I'm kind of like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Well, she's gonna watch this, So why don't you pitch
into that camera, pitch pitch page for a round two?
Maybe you can earn something with her in this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Right page if you aren't watching this. I'm kind of
a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you're like nerdy guys,
and you'll have to say more.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
That very good. I think that's closed the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I think you should say more, or do you? What
can you offer in a relationship? She was looking What
can you offer in a relationship? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Honestly, I don't think I can offer it too much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
You have a good job, you have a great family.
You're a good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It's not decent looking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, but she can still.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
If she's interested, she can these guys. Has my phone
number in my email?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Okay, yes, let me send I don't I think I
don't want to put in the harms way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I'm a cool guy. I can say that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I mean you should have pitched that. You know you
said to say I can't offer anything. That's what you said.
I can't offer anything.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
You want a round to it? Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Yeah, round three.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I'm a rock fucker. I'm a cool guy. I'm a
I'm a cool guy. Did I say that I don't
think I could go past you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Saw off off?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I don't think I can go past thirty seconds? Is
she okay with that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Ask?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I know you say, but they call their fans rock fuckers. Yes,
and you said I'm a rock fucker.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Yeah, because I'm a I'm a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
You may correct cut thirty second? Th cut that out? Yeah,
I mean I think.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Okay, I think I can do better round two.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Oh, so you do not fast and then the second
round you can last a minute, but don't blame you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Don't blame me if he goes the same way. Okay, Wow,
I need I need practice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
How's this episode been for you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
I don't think the hand is good enough to practice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
You want other women to warm up to page? You
need another girl to warm up to page?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
No, No, I'm talking about myself.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Oh yeah, Well, Carlos is going to search for an
escort in Albany right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
They're not expensive, but nah, I feel the Asian one
right there though number one, I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Don't think like XC. I need I need to have
that connection right right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
You want to fall in love.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I want that, you know, the connection of knowing the
other person. Right, that's great, but she doesn't know about
me though, Well, she's got to get to know you,
and you're a get to know guy. We can we
can go with sushi, but okay, I can't tell her

(01:07:59):
about a song, honeymore.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeah, I think that's yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
She says that she's half Asian soul.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, you dropped the ball. Yeah, I think it's a
dead I think it's that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Can we go? What about eton?

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
We can't just call celebrity?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's no celebrities.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
What do you I mean if I call Ethan? What
would you say? Because I'm a little nervous because this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Not let him do it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
You might as well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I can talk to Eaton because he's he's a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
But what are you gonna ask him? Because don't want
to call him and then have you like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I already know that Olivia is not on the show
at the moment because of the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
You know, right now, I'm afraid to call him. Check
call him.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I think you should.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Okay, I will just.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Tell him that I love the podcast. It's my number two.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Ethan's Bobby, Yeah, you're on the Bad Friends podcast right now?
I just want to let you know. Okay, great, we're
doing great. We have a super fan here and he
wants to talk to you. If that's okay. I'm I'm
I'm I'm expecting something odd. No, there's not gonna be
anything oddest. No, he's odd. He's odd for sure. Okay.

(01:09:22):
So yeah, you're gonna you're gonna talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Questions, go ahead, Ethan. I'm a big fan of I'm
a big fan of the podcast. I've been watching since
the Babe Nation days. Big, super Big, Fine, And I
just want to tell you that I I love the

(01:09:49):
the show. I don't miss a single episode.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Can get to the point, you can you can talk now,
get to the point. That's very sweet. I really appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
I'm just just a random guy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
No, no, to say your name? Man, What the fuck?
Why are you in their studio?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I got I got lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Tell him your nicknames.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
They called me, go ahead, go ahead, I'm listening. They
called me the he called me the Big C because
my name is Christopher. Okay, very interesting. I'm just calling
because you know, I think I like Olivia. You said

(01:10:41):
go ahead, PC.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
So So are you okay, So you're a fan and
you like Olivia.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Okay, you said you think, like do you want what
do you want me to?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It's okay, it's okay to like her. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Lots of people like her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I like her too, She's super nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Can I take her?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
No, it didn't work out the way I thought. It
got really uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I'm like, okay, listen, I'm not hold stop, wait, hold
on tell Big C.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah, okay, yeah that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
I'm gonna do everything in my power. Yeah, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't. Thanks for picking up. I wouldn't. I want
to see you soon. I love you, I miss you,
and thank you so much for picking up and watch
the Age three podcast is one of the best podcasts
in the world. Okay, thank you, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Andrew you're there, Yeah, buddy, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Nice to hear from you?

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Great to hear from you. I know, it's uh, I'm
a little today was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Yeah, today's today.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
It's been weird on the show. And and Big C
is here and I I don't know if this was
a good idea of bad idea for him to call
to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Series No, no, no, I'm actually interested.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
He's a nerd, sweet guy, sweet guy. Just to be clear,
you haven't like googled her address or anything, right, No, no, no, no,
all right. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
I mean, it sounds kind of like serious.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I know, I know, I know. That's why I got uncomfortable. So, uh,
what do I need to call the police? No no,
no no no no no no no no, no no no,
We'll take care of it on our end. I apologize
for bothering you, Thank you for picking up. We love
you so much, and bye bye bye bye about it.

(01:12:44):
We're not calling I'm not calling anybody else. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's not working out. I got uncomfortable quick yeah yeah. Yeah.
Don't you think yep, yep, yeah you think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I ran out of auctions those other two there was
I like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
So, yeah, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yeah yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
I created a monster.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yeah yeah, no, I'm I'm out there.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
No, so yeah, you're out there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Thank thank you both for.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Okay, can you look in the camera and say thank
you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Thank you for being about friend? As I looking at
the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
I don't know

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