Itchy Bones & Dream Catchers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You too are bad friends? Who were these two idiots Asian?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You too are disgusting?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You too or something bad friends?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Be be be, I go beep longer than your bab
b b b birthday boy, birthday boy ba ba ba
birthday boy.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Bam ba ba b.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Die die soon ten more Yearma komba bound that that
that dead bum baa bum bump, No girl, bama die alone.
Bout shoot my face and shotgun face.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Don't it was?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
It was all good to sing, dude, I could sing
let me do your.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Life song bum ba ba bum bump bump bum bum
bum bum.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
And he will not die alone. He'll have a fulfilled
life with a beautiful wife and a couple of kids,
and he'll go fly Kai down by the one of
his kids.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Will doesn't Lion doesn't Lion.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
At the end, he'll go, what a birthday celebrated?

Speaker 7 (01:10):
Beautiful And let me say something. I appreciate everyone showing
up to my party. There was a part so that
we rented a bowling alley.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah in Montrose, Montros.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Shout out to Montreal's bowl man.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah. It was an intimate little setting.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Awesome eight lanes.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, there are some people I was like why are
you here?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, let me guess who you know. But there's most
people were like, oh, have pleasant surprises. There was a
couple people that didn't show up that I thought would
show up, and I think maybe it's.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well Paula did is too five, Betty, it's not far
at all. It was I have my dog, he said,
bring the dog. We already, Yeah, okay? And then who
else they? It was funny because there was all these
different camps too.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Well, it was the Tiger Belly camp and the Bad
Friends Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Friends camp, but then there was also other pockets things.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Their older pockets of comics. You had a lot of
younger comics.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, younger comics, open micers. How was my speech?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
It was amazing. You called everyone an open micer. A
lot of people that weren't open micers. He called open micers.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
They were kind of open Mikey.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I don't really, I don't. That's a subjective term.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But and then I did a speech.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
What did I say that mentioned who did I mention
in my speech? Of course you mention you.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
You mentioned Mekila, sad Me and Kalila and the bad.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
Yeah, you mentioned Bad Friends though before Tiger Belly.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
You that is true. Yeah, why why, well, let's buy ranking. Yeah,
Calila did a phenomenal job. Phenomenous job, one of the
most phenomenous jobs I've ever seen. And I also met
the big bad Wolf.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh, I will blow your house down.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Dude, dude, one of the nicest, coolest dudes. And he
was older today, by the way.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah handsome.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
But my point is is that great. Let me say
the rankings of gifts.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Okay, gift ranking time.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Okay, gift ranking time, dude, And I'm going to say
this the most honest way possible.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Please, Okay. Not only was this.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
Gift the best gift of the party, probably one of
the best gifts I've ever received in my life.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
And that's genehung He gave me.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
No, Andrew, Andrew gave me something that was such a
surprise out of left field.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right, here's what I want to be surprised.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
You love a good surprise, right.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Number two, it's going to have value.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Financial value matters to you, yes.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
No sentimental value.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Bullshit. Yeah, Hello, we bought you five hundred dole of
time glasses.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You go, I want the expensive ones? Yeah, and you
got me those we did, We did, We went back
and got but here's the thing. Okay, what you gave
me was shocking.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
You didn't expect it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It was the best if I e forgot Can I
tell people what it was?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Of course you can.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, he gave me.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I gave him his own home kit to make a
Chinese water torture. And it's got all you can do waterboarding, right,
It's really cool.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
It comes with a matt you know, that brave heart
you know, I mean thing where he died at the end,
that little you know slab.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
To unroll that. I see an infomercial right now, that's
like make your own waterboarding at home. Yeah, Timmy does it.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
And then bamboo you know me because you know bamboo,
the little sharp like the tips.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, you can stick in the pink right in the
tip tap tip tip. Anyway, tell him what I got
you for real? I have no idea what's going on,
but he got me. As everyone knows, I'm a big
fan of Arsenal FC. It's a huge it's your.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Favorite soccer team.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
The shoes, the.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Shoes are propping up the sign below the shoes shoes,
the Arsenal shoes that I bought you, they're propping up
the sign. They remain in the box, which is fine.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Those are fine. This is fine. Yeah. The gift you
got me way better.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Well yeah, obviously, so he gave me so Arsenal f
C their biggest star of all time was a guy
named Tyrian.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's right. You got me a Tyryre signed soccer card.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
But it's a very a very exclusive card.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Exclusive card. Hard for some reason, you left the price
tags on him. I did not, Yeah, yeah, you did.
I did not.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
I can take photos of it right now and I
can show you the price tags on it. Really, yeah,
on every single item there's.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
A price forgot to take those up, so you know
it is real.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, I must have forgot to take it. Yeah, and
in bold you know what I mean? Or did you do?

Speaker 7 (05:49):
You have a price machine at home, like one of
those sticker machines. I don't know, because I googled it.
I didn't trust it.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's right about right, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
And then he got me an eat one yeary rookie card. Now,
this kid is from the Academy. He's only nineteen years old.
He could be the next big thing.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
You think he might be one of the greatest Arsenal
players of all time. Comings great, that good.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
I mean, he's one of the youngest starters we've ever
had six aside from Max Dowman. He was sixteen or
something when he first played.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Kid what Max Dowman. No, how there's this new rookie
now he's nineteen or twenty. Wow, but he's eighteen.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
This guy one yeary?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, he's eighteen eighteen years old.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, he's you think he's.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
He's he was on the first team. He played for
the first team at sixteen, seventeen years old. That's disgusting.
We have a kid named Max Dowman who debuted at
fifteen two weeks three weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
He can't even drive a fucking car.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, and he's they've never inserted their you know, genitals
into other genitals.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
You never know. I don't know how that.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, I don't know how that is your person on
the story as a right measure.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, excuse to me, Well, that's how you joined teams
when you were a kid.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Or they've never had caviar. Is that better?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's probably closer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, they've never had caviar. They've never had like, you know,
snow beef.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I love snow beef.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Beef.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
I think I've had it with you.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I have snow beef. Snow beef.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh wait, did thing I got you that I'm really
interested in?

Speaker 7 (07:12):
And then you got me a couple of different packet
of a set of cards that probably will never open.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Well, here's the deal, I'm told, and I have to
give some love to the truth of this. Our good
friend helped me. I went to was going to a store.
I ran into a good friend of ours.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Do you remember who I ran into it? Did you
go with him too there? Or you know?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
I literally random, random ran into.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Him and I was no, way, how are the odd.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
My hand of God? And I was like, he was
walking out of one store next door. These two cool
I'll show you where they are collectible stores and I
was like, I want to get a collectible for you.
And he's walking out with his buddy and I was like,
you have to be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wow, And it's.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
David Choe and I was like, dude, what are you
doing here? He's like, what are you doing here? I
was like, I'm coming to get a get for Bobby.
And I was like, are you coming to the party.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's why when I showed you, Yeah, he didn't come.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I showed you the text. He said, my kids, I
have to say it's you know what, I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know what, I'm tired of. God what he has kids,
I'm tired of.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
That's the excuse with anyone that has a kid. That's
the great et excuse. I don't have information. If they're sick,
if they're dying, you know what I mean, if one
of them is in prison, well the younger kid isn't. Yeah, yeah,
I mean they have a dying toe. Right, there's nothing,
I know, itchy bones. There's nothing itchy bone, yeah yeah,
itchy bones, disease, you know, I don't know, right, it

(08:33):
could just be like.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
This is an excuse. I don't want to drive all
the way over there, so I'm just gonna say kids.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
I think he really did, couldn't because he was upset
by it. But he helped me pick this No, all right,
he helped me pick it out, and he said that
box set, he goes, Bobby's an addict.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm an addict.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
He's like. The thing I love about comic books and
new card things is because it's like an addict. It's
an as it's an itch to scratch. And by the way,
he said, he said, in that pack, you can choose
to not open it. But in that pack could be
a like one of ten card that's worth ten grand.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
What's the card?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
It's it's you'll know when you open it up, because
it'll have it'll it'll have a special look to it
of the of an arsenal. It'll it'll say the sticker
on it one of ten or one of number on it.
He's like, you should open it. He opens all of them.
It don't have to.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, but I think it's worse because that pack, because
the price tag was on it was was five hundred
I think that's what it says. Yet, five hundred dollars
for just to packet a fucking.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
But that's not the real price. You know that I
put fake prices on those.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
So how much was the tierry on Rewe?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
I think the tier on recard was like thirty six
bucks and forty cents. And the rookie card he gave
me for free, and that buck said, I think literally
was nineteen ninety nine. I think it's spent like sixty
five bucks.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Thank you appreciate it. I really do appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
No, it was throw in a fucking no, it was
you want me to throw them in a fucking fire? No,
stop it, look at me right now. Yeah, I will
throw them in a fire.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Sure, I don't care. Are they the real prices?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, I went to throw them in a fire. Do
it okay, because that's not worth anything.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
The unre one is don't do that. Please don't do that.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that one was not cheap.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Please don't do it. Okay, but is it the riper anyway,
let's move on.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
But the rookie card was free. I will say shout out.
The guy was friends with Choe and he was like,
he's like, you want to He's like, can I give
this to you to give to Bobby as like an
included gift? And I was well, because I'd spent we'd
spent enough money that he was like, can I give
you a free gift?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Wow, that's a huge one.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Well he was super red.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's the most excited one. Exciting.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, he's also a big fan, so he was like,
is this cool if I give you a gift to
give to him. I was like, that's fucking awesome. He
owns the store, so he was like, I'm gonna give
you a rookie card. He goes, Bobby will know who
it is, and I said, okay, so I put in
the thing. It's so good, it's awesome.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
It was you know, the oneery card was like a
deep cut and it was like, in my mind, I'm like,
Andrew's doing research.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
M yeah, you just said that. He says, I was
being very mindful and I did some research.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, I did research on where to go to get
a collectible that I was looking for for you, So
that is true. But he helped me with the other side.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm gonna go down there.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Did I try to go get a Tierran rethink for
you know what I really tried to buy for you?
Assigned jersey from tier On. I don't want that framed
on your wall in your room.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't do that.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
You don't want that. No, I'm not like fucking well,
then I'm glad I didn't buy it because I.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Like a Midwestern and like, oh this my man cave. Dude,
I'm alf mile, dude.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Look I got fucking troy ac and fuck up side
fillerver whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
You know what I mean. I don't like that. God,
you're such a dear head. I shot that in the woods.
My father, grandfather and father when I was two years old.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
You don't like those fans, No, so you don't like it?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I love them. Okay, I'm just not that kind of guy.
I'm beta. You're very you're very SIMI off yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen.
You want to know the posters I have in my room.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Sure, I have a poster of Depeche Mode.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, Peter Sellers and Shirley McLean together framed right.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I have a photo of Brian Faery singing. Okay, okay,
I have.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
A photo I have a really cool lou Read one
on the street. I have a photo of to Sharramffoon
in his underwear doing a cheer.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Hmmm, why is that at a party or is a
post photo?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
It was at a party.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
It was just like it was a candid photo of
him party.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah that's kind of cool. Yeah what else do? I
have a couple of movie posters? But you know, I'm not.
You know, I'm not you know. I have like a
deer head on my wall. I don't think that's that.
I'm a DreamCatcher. Oh that's close to a deer head. Yeah, yeah,
I have a little dream canter.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Is it caught near of your dreams. Really, have any
of them come true?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I hopefully not, because they're all nightmares? Really? Oh yeah,
I have nightmares.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Isn't dream catcher supposed to encompass your catcher dreams and
put them back out into the world.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Isn't it what I think catches nightmares?

Speaker 8 (12:47):
Well, I'm pretty sure yeah, catches them before it goes
into your head like it.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
You should know this, dude, you were still reservation dogs.
Did you not pay attention to any of those guys? Said?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I never even shook their hands.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
You never shook one eye. Now he's kidding them. Rank
your gifts. Here we go, let's get a gift.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
All right, So number one Andrew, thank you. Number two
I have to say, Gene Hong, what did he get you?
He got me those AirPods that translate language.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
No, the AirPod threes that just came out.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, did you try it? No, they're still in the box.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
You're never going to use it when.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
I go to fucking Mongolia or something was when you're
going I go to Mongolo every year every year you go?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Is that where you go?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
And the hut out there? Dude, I don't think you're
going to use that. And I love eagles, big Mongolian Yeah, yeah,
I love Mongolian eagles. When their beef is good, they're delicted. Well,
the Mongolian eagle meat is.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Good, that's what Mongolian beef is.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah. I have one of these.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
I have one of those hand that you know, those
eagle hand mittens.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Everyone needs one of those, right right?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
You know what I also have, you know how the
cocks fight, cockfighting the cocks, the little roosters.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I have the little knives in the elbow.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
The elbow knives.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
I have a collection of those. I collect weird things.
But my point is that let's rank down the fucking
gifts me, right, and then did he give you again
the airport pods.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's not that good.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
That means nice.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Now that being said, you now it's gonna go down.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Way down.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
Well, so three was I have to say Sarah Hyland
my ex girlfriend. Yeah, she got me some weird ship.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
She's she's cool, Yes, why she got me This weird
Japanese is like a vintage toy from the seventies. Wow, right,
And it's just like this weird Asian doll. She goes,
let me, let me take it out. She took it
out and there's.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
A button and it goes a little tiny Asian dolls.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
A karate that goes stop to number one. Yeah, that's great,
that's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
That's really cool.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
And then it's a little scary. It sounds a little
it's a little scary.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Her gifts.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
And then just give me dead last. Now you can't
go four or five, six, I'll.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Get a dead last. Uh. And it's nothing against him.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
It must be.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
It must so Sandy Danto, Oh wow, he shows up
two hours late.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
He was pretty late. But I think he had his
kid with his thing with his kids.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh really kids again, Well he showed up.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah that's big bones.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah it's yeah. Oh my kids have shivering eye disease.
That happened.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call I'm gonna call Sandy's kid.
I'm gonna call Sandy itchy bones from now on.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
So he goes here, did happy birth? I know you
like these? What is it? And I could tell it's
dream water? You know what dreamwater is, no clue.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Dreamwater is what you go to the airport and you
can you know, you go to like any of those stores. Yeah,
and it's a you know, melowtniny drink right, like yeah, right,
And it came in a box.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
But the box was so tattered and torn. I knew
that he probably bought it ten years ago on the road.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Never never gave it to you, never gave it.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
To anybody's like, I know you like these. It was
like the most tattered I've ever seen any box. I
mean it's like brown and you know.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
What I mean. I love it.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
And I was sat in his car and.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I just like, okay, cool man, thanks.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah. What did he say when he gave it to you?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sorry? Happy?

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, dude, he had He told me he had twenty
tattoos and he never used to have tattoos. I said,
when did this happen? He goes, Honestly, dude, I just
started getting them. My wife and I wanted to get tattoos,
and then overnight he goes, I filled my arms. His
arms are filled with tattoos.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I've never seen them.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
He had so many tattoos.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
He's always wearing like long sleep shirts.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
I know, but I was shocked. I think it's time
for me. By the way, I had a daydream the
other day.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
To get a tattoo.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
I think it's time.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think a neck one is time.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, that's insane. Always a very funny guy,
always long sleeves. Yeah, so it was war his suit
cout suits.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
He dresses so great though.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
The kid's got great style.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
He's got a great fancy.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
You don't have a tattoo either, isn't it time to
get a tattoo?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, what are you going to get?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
I don't know. You have to dictate it well, I
mean you.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Love the Bears not that much. I don't know. A
cute just golf club?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Just one little yeah, but right here?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah it was smaller even right there and just thin lines. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, like your arsenal.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
Uh, I don't have an arsenal one. I'm gonna get
how about this because I want to get one.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I want to get an arsenal here.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
What are you going to get to the cannon?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, and then you get a golf club, we'll go.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
No.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, that's pretty cool. That could looks like a scar though, Yeah,
it looks like a scar. Yeah too thick. That's also
poorly done.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Yeah what does that say, Papa? That's a little creepy.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's a little creepy.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Can I write what if I write daddy with a
golf club. That's for you, a golf club on your shoulder, daddy, Danny.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Somebody, what about your wife? Something about your wife or
something like it?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Just like a like something that reminds me of her
on me, yeah, or a little I'm trying to think
of what that.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Do you have it? Do you have like a little
funny thing that you call her the pumpkins? Or I
do what's a nickname?

Speaker 11 (17:47):
I'm not saying.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
What's up with this guy that killed this girl and
they found her in the trunk?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I wouldn't even know.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Dude, this guy named David, he's a rapper in l A.
They found his tesla in a dump.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yard, I heard.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
And a year went by. He they found the body
of this girl he killed a year ago. It was
she was sitting in a car for that long.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
So where was the tesla in his driveway?

Speaker 5 (18:11):
No, it was in a dump yard, in a junk
yard right.

Speaker 12 (18:12):
Well, But they also interviewed the neighborhood, like the neighbors
that he lived in there, like, oh, my dog would
always like sniff at the car and there's a foul stench.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
So he kept her in the car for a long
enough time. Then he turned it into like an impoundment
lot and it just sat there and.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Somebody, what what what? What a bad but what a
bad criminal?

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Well, let's not kill let's not.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Don't do that if you're going to, but if you're
going to.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Think it through, think it through.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Yeah, yeah, like you know, you gotta know, you know,
like the wolf in in the pulp fiction.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, yeah, you needed one of those guys. You call
that guy. They take the chesla and they crush it
in that fucking crushing machine, and.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
That's gone forever.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's gone forever. No, this guy didn't do his due diligence. Yeah,
you guys just leave it there.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Also, I listened to some of his music because I'm
not familiar with him.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Good.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
No, it's bad, so they should get him. Yeah, I
gotta get him.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It's terrible.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
What would you do though, How would you do it
if I was going to kill you?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
No? No, no, But how to hide a body? Hmmm?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Well you've obviously thought about it, so do you want to?

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Oh no, That's why I'm asking now. I've never even
thought about it, you know, So you know, what does
one do?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Is there?

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Okay, let's say here's a scenario. Someone attacks someone you love,
which one? Someone hurts your mom? Now, oh my god,
forget it. Now you're a renegade and you go to
Arizona to kill this person. You find him, you kill them.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You call me, well, my brother would kill him first.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
How is he going to get a ride to Arizona?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
He has a car.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's never gonna make it. I've seen that thing.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's brand new. I bought him. Wait, I just bought
it him a carr. Yes, why did you do that?
It is my brother. Then buy me a new car.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
You have the name the cars you have, all right,
jay Leno, you can buy me and Andresa new car.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah no, you don't. You know what because that wasn't
on all right? And then to sign this, you know.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
How annoying that is. I actually said to him, I go,
you're needing a new car. At some point, he goes,
I'm gonna rid it to the wheels file off. His
car is two hundred and seventy thousand.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
It so runs well, even though the engine light check engines.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
But it smells in there because those closs seats, after
like twenty years, there's so much stuff in those seats.
How many times, have you hooked up in that car?

Speaker 8 (20:05):
I don't hook up in my car.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
You've never hooked up in your car when you're in
high school. You never hooked up in that car.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
I don't really hooked up with people.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
You never hooked up in a car in high school.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You've never been hooked up in the back seat.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Of a car I have, but not my car.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
You're you're pussy, You're a pussy, You're weak.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
You go in their car. I have a gentleman whose car.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
There's one girl after we saw at the.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
American so funny to fucking Weimo.

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Someone was the other dareanes you're going to get come
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Speaker 1 (23:08):
My mother gets murdered.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Your mother gets murdered, and you call me and you go, dude,
we need to we need to take care of this guy.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I have already already. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
You wouldn't call me, no witnesses, you would.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
No connect I don't want to connect you to the crime.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
If somebody hurt your mother, I will.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You would never help me do.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
What are you talking about? Is that real? You really
believe that murder?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I don't. As a friend, I wouldn't want you a
necessary to murder.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Well, if your mom is dead and you're gonna go
on a hunt to kill this person, this show's over,
so I might as well fuck it.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm gonna get away with it.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
You're never gonna get away.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I go to google it. They don't.

Speaker 13 (23:43):
You're gonna end up like David.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're gonna end up. I'm just like, well, you step
ahead of David.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Really he can dance? Yeah, you have no steps, he's
got steps. Yeah, give me what you're gonna do. Then
the guy that you go to kill.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, give me the scenario, because I don't even know
what the scenario is.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Some random guy, here's what happened your mom. Your mom
was playing pie gow and she took the table. She's
killer at pie Gow. And there's a guy.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, and then I have some questions. Huh is it
the underground tournament?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
No, No, this is public. It's a it's at Talking Stick,
the casino right near your mom's house.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
She's at the stock Talking Talking Stick. She's by herself.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
She's in a room at at a piegout table. It's
late at night. There's two or three people at the table.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Who are the people that are on the table?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Uh, there's a short there's a short, little, tiny black
guy who's who's really good in his There's a short,
little tiny Puerto Rican guy who's really good. He's in
his midst.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Now it's fun. Now it's fun.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
He's divorced.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
The second guy.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Okay. Then there's another man there, a mysterious man.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
White.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Gotta be a white guy who just moved to Arizona.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
He has underdeveloped hand.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Both of his hands, No, just one of them. One
of his hands is a claw hand, not just claw.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
It's just like a nub with just two fingers thst
like piece and they call him peace because every time,
you know, he weighs, people think he's doing the.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Piece piece man, but he's just saying hi and by
I like it, I like it. He's got one leg
much longer than the other one, so it's hard for
him to whoa.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, he kind of walks a little. People.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Well, he's got good rhythm to be honest.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, that's why he's the people can see this guy
coming to yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you can hear a shoe.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
And so this guy has it out for your mom
because she's killing the table. He's got his mortgage on
the line, he loses it. He's waiting out for your
mom by the car. He's smoking a cigarette. He thinks,
I'm gonna rob her because she killed it tonight. She
made fifty thousand dollars cash.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
So this is making me so angry.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
He tries to rob your mom, but.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
He acts, Oh my god, this makes me so angry.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
I know, what are you gonna do? Well, I'm setting
you up. What do you do?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Now? Does she die? Yeah? How he pushed her?

Speaker 5 (25:42):
She fell?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
She's in one hundred years old.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Oh yeah, okay, and then so how do I know
about it?

Speaker 5 (25:49):
It breaks on the news and Arizona and an elderly
dud W four five six, Welcome back to the evening hour. Tonight.
A woman was killed out at Talking An elderly Chinese
woman was killed tonight at Talking Stick after playing pie Gal.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Her name.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Bobby Mom that she was murder. She was killed in
the parking lot of the Talking Stick casino. This is
the this is the suspect on the run. Photo up.

(26:30):
You see where he is. He's somewhere in rural northern Well,
it's peace. We know what he'll say. He's seen last
in Flagstaff, Northern Aras.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Is Doug Peace McGovern.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Doug Peace McGovern. If you have any information about him,
please call the Arizona hot Line.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
The first thing I would do is call my brother,
not you, Wow, because you're not gonna help me murder.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I think you're.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
I think you're you're grossly underestimating what I would do
for you. I really think you are. But I bet
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh no, don't change.

Speaker 13 (27:02):
I'll call you if you don't want my help. When
you kill somebody, don't fucking call you. Go to prison
with me because we could do the pod in prison.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Really bad friends, bad friends live from La County Jail.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
And in the middle of the show, some guys like
you boys, ready for you ready for lunch? I'm like, yes, sir, Yeah,
I call you Ding ring ring, Hey, Bob, what's going on?
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
My murder?

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Your mother was murdered?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
It was just whatever that?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I think his name is Peace m mcgovernor or something.
Are you telling me Peace McGovern did this? How do
you fuck to you know, Peace mcgovernor killed my mother?
That's it.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
I'm coming over.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, what did he do to your mother? Oh? Yeah,
I remember?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I hung up?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I know. But whenever you hang out talking to me,
I'm talking. I know.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
I keep talking because you know you hang up too early.
I do, and I want to I want to keep talking. Yeah,
I spent hours after you hang up.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
I hang up so fast on everybody. I always love
to hang up fast. Listen, what are you doing now?
You're you're calling your brother? Be real, you call your brother.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
I called my brother, and my brother already is going
to be livid, like out of his mind. Yeah, of course,
somebody picking me up. He picks me up. We'll go
straight to Arizona. You're a driver. Fly. How if the
cops can't find him, how am I going to find them?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Do you have to take revenge on your own heads?
Have you never seen taken? Have you never seen it?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't know how to do any of that. I
show up to this crime scene in the back of
what Chopsticks casino? What is it?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Chopsticks Casino?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:39):
And I'm wandering around and there's the yellow tape. Yeah,
you know, my brother and I have flashlights.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
You come, well, it's the lights are on, But I
mean you can have flashlights if you want.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
We have to have flashlights. Well, the lights around. I
have to have a pad.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
You should have a pad, yeah, a legal note pad.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah yeah. And I'm dressed.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Like you right now.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
You're not changing. I have to change, you do?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, you're gonna buy a suit?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
No, I have to change like Sherlock Holms, like seventeenth
century English attire.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Beautiful. Now he I'm here, You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (29:09):
We have notes, flash lions, and then it's like, what
am I I don't have the technology to get fingerprints.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
That let's say that you did find him?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, good, How do you kill him?

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Guy that kills your How do you find him?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
We find out his address?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Well, how do you kill him?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well? First of all, I'm gonna have to have a
conversation with my brother.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
You can use that Chinese water torture kid. I finally, Yeah,
it'll come to youse.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I would see it to my brother Steve. All right,
I know you're gonna I don't know why you have
the machete, but I go, we want to torture him. Yeah,
you gotta slowly, don't just go swinging.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
No, you know what I mean. No, So what we'll
do is we'll well, I'll tell you what we'll do. Mm,
We'll capture him.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Yeah, you got him.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm gonna rent a warehouse somewhere Gilbert, Arizona.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
That's a big I mean right now. The prices are
through the roof, but it's fine.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I I would spend every dollar that I have.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
How many square foot are we talking to the squarehouse?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't know about square feet, but probably five hundred
by nine.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Five hundred feet by nine feet yeah, okay, yeah, it's
odd layout, narrow, but I do like it very nice.
A long hallway five hundred by nine is a long haul, yea,
because there's gonna a lot of running back if he's oh,
you're gonna make him run back? This is actually very smart. Yeah,
five hundred by nine, five hundred, if anybody can please

(30:28):
draw this up. This torture chamber that's five hundred feet
by nine feet also actually very intelligent because five hundred
looks like there's hope down the road, but the nine
feet is that's you know what I mean. Yeah, so
he can he's got a little bit of space.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, no, but the five hundred fluctuates gets shorter. As
we know.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
It's like one of those remember like in Star Wars
that the trash can machine, the.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Oh yeah, closes in like that. That's what kind of looks.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, it closes in and out.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
That would give you nightmares, nightmares, like a long.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
And leon lines no windows out.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
And so what we'll have at the very end of
that hallway right is a surgery surgeon surgical table.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Oh, surgical table what I I don't get it yet,
but a surgical table. I didn't get it. So I
was like, oh, yeah, that's good. Why is that there.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Yeah, I'm no doctor neither, but I will hire a
black market right surge surgeon. Okay, sure, And what we're
gonna I'm gonna say to this guy, I go, I'm
gonna pay you one million dollars?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
What you a million bucks to do? What you'll see?

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Right, we're gonna knock him out right, and we're gonna
give him female genitalia.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Oh all right, for free, for.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Free, for free? Yeah, not that, but he probably doesn't
want it.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Maybe he does. How funny he wakes up, he's like, perfect, Yeah,
exactly what I needed.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wow, I've been gambling so I can get the surgery.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
It is the only reason I gambled.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
I should have killed your mom, your mom, because now
I get this.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Now I have what I want. You're gonna remove his genitals.
I think you make him genital lists as a whole.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
He has like a Barbie thing.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Barbie's a Ken doll, right, or you can.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Put anything as a genital replacement.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
What could you put it?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Or it's what's no, that's good, but you know what's worse.
You give him no openings, right, just so the pee
and the.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Poop it just gathers inside of Yeah, he just bloats
into this poo.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
It's a good horror movie.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
At the beginning of that. Yeah, we have the force
feed them.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Well, yeah, tube and you blend throat, are right, right throat?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Can you imagine this? Doctors like that? You guys, you
guys got me doing way too much. The doctors. So
he'll leave after the surgery, a black market doctor.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
But I have other stuff to do. Just this is
what I would say to doctor.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Doctor mamalo. What is he from, doctor mam lalo.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Somewhere in the eastern Northern region, I'll tell you, right.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Somewhere northeast from a different place, doctor mam Lalo.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Yeah, and I say, just put the put the tube in.
I know you did the bottom search.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Thank you so much. Here's the money, right, just put
the tube it just let me know how to put
the food into the tube.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
How funny when it breaks you have to call him.
You're like, doctor mam Lalo, the tube is disconnected. You're
gonna have to come back to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
And so then once he then we'll just he leaves.
And then my brother and I for like a week,
we'll just be feeding him wow and.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Watching until he pops eventually he's.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Gonna be pop. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah, you're gonna film the pop and put it on
I g TikTok, yeah, yeah, TikTok.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
That yeah yeah, but what do you think of that?

Speaker 5 (33:42):
I think it's a great torture and I would support you. Unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
All right, let's go to you.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Now, if somebody killed my mom, can I give you
this scenario?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Go for it. I know you're already building one up right.
Your your stepdad's out of town business trip.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Yeah, well he's retired, but yeah, I got it. He
goes back, he gets he unretires.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, he retires, he gets a job he can't refuse.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
What is the job doing?

Speaker 7 (34:06):
It's some sort of repair job. I know he's not
good at that. Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's like a plumbing, lighting, electrical.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Big electrical guy. Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Bunch of stobs and they're like, you go, we'll give
you five hundred grand one day of work.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
We'll fly you out first class. Got to do it.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
But here's the tick, kicker, it's not even real. It's
the killer luring your stepdad away.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's a ruse. It's a ruse. He shows him in
Louisville Airport right, No one's there to pick him up. Meanwhile,
your mom's alone at the house. Oh yeah, and there's
a man that comes in. What is he doing he's
doing he's dancing. I'll tell you that he dances into
the house. I'm so sorry to say.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
It's pretty bold.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, he does like a mc hammer dance. Oh oh
oh oh yeah. Yeah, and he has a tomahawk.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Ms Harry disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, it's very disrespectful.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Right, that's what cultural cultural appropriate murder, cultural inappropriate murder.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right. And he unfortunately throws the tomahawk at your mom's leg.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Mom's leg, just slice the butt off.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Then he makes a makeshift tourniquet, and then so she
doesn't bleed out.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Oh, he helps her.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Just to do more torture.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Oh no, Then he has some sort of medieval mallet.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
My guy just pushed your mom down. Your mom just
broke her hip and died in the parking garage, talking stick.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Sorry, Jesus, get it over with all right, Just let
me do one last part. No anyway, mallet in the
head anyway. So then you get a call from the
Chicago cops.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
You know, hey, we found a murder over there. Your
motor's house.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
What would you do?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Your faighter's out of town. We gotta go, No, we
got dinner.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
What would you do? Oh?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
I mean would I definitely would take it into my
own ends. If anybody hurt anybody in my family.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
You would it would be you caught the guy. Would
let's get to the cutch.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
So catch, You gotta catch first. You can't kill because
kill is too weak. You got to catch the guy.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And I know, I mean.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
So, I'd cut off his feet, so that's always a
good one, little nubby guy. And then i'd slow every
single day goes by, I'd cut off each finger, so
each finger slowly gets cut off?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Can I can I have all the limbs you?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, I'll save him for crafts.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yeah, Bobby's waiting. I'll do something, waiting on a FedEx.
He's like, is still not here? I did two day?
Why would you ship me limbs to day?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
I couldn't. The same day was expensive.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh so packet of ice.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
And then and here's what I do. Cut off his
little thing. Oh packet of ice? You think I cut
off his little cut off a finger a day, cut
off his feet, so he's he's got nubbies and then
eyes eyes gone.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
That's always good.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Eyes, absolutely God.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
How do you put him out with a spoon?

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Oh, hot spoon, hot stovespoon. That's good, hot spoon, got
stove spoon, scoop it right out, scoop them out. Do
you want the eyes or should I throw them away?

Speaker 10 (37:05):
Keep?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Guy, keep, I'll keep that. Keep the eyes hot hot.
Oh an ice cream scream Scooper is better, It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
And then you fill it with pistachio ice cream. Pistachio
ice I'm just throwing it out there. Well in case
I do Rocky Road pistachio right, Oh my god, so good. Yeah,
And then you know he'd be freaking be like what
the fuck? And then I have a to drip. It
would be so itchy, itchy, and and just the coldness
of the ice cream in his sockets and.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
He can't itch it out because his nubs can't. And
then I and then I have to cut out his tongue,
so he really can't say much the tongue. Nope, cut
it gone. He can't say anything. And he ship that
I'm shipping. And then I'm gonna get a tattoo artist,
one of the best in the world. I'm gonna get
like doctor Wu or somebody incredible. Yeah, you know, sure Kafondi,
And they're gonna tattoo all over his chest and an

(37:52):
unbelievable amount of racial epithets, like you know, like a swastika,
the N word all over him, just like the most
foul stuff all over his I hate blacks right.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
On his chest. He could go further, you can.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
And then I'm gonna drop him off like in die Hard, right,
just like that, so he has no way to speak
or walk or tell everybody what's going on. And I'm
gonna drop him off in the middle of the worst
neighborhood in the world that I can find and let
them eat him alive, slowly but surely make it out.
But I'm also I'm also not killing him. And here's why.

(38:27):
Why because you want you want someone to be able
to have vengeance. Because then that's a good movie. That's
a good second movie. If he comes back for me,
now it's a film.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Well, he has no eyes, they killed me, and there's
no nubs on his feet, and doctor Kilmer, imagine if
you're a tongue.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah, and he comes back for me, that's another that's
a second movie.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Like old boy, just like old boy, just like old boy. Wow,
what's a good idea?

Speaker 5 (38:54):
We got really dark and deep there.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I'm so sorry me too.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I hope no one ever hurts anybody that we like.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I will never do that.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
But we will kill you if you mess with our mom.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Yeah, just I mean, but I think I think people
can relate. I think that's a no go.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Your mom is it's the one.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Can't cut the mom? Dad? Fine, dad's dad. Yeah. No,
no one is bad too, But.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Just something about your mom because it's your your mommy.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh the helplessness. My mom's eighty and she's just laying there,
you know what I mean? Alone? Oh my god, it.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Makes me so way a sweet sweet lady.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yes, what a sweet lady?

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Okay, good, hold on, pull that up again. It was
there two cameras taking pictures of her. Well, she's looking
one way and then the other way.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
There was just camera.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Okay, she didn't know which camera to look at, is
what I.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Kind of I tell you. Can I tell you something?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
So one camera was dead off, the other one was
to the left.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Can I tell you something? This is something you don't
know and I can call your mom right So when
my mom was all right, can I be honest.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
You started that whole war three years ago.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
So my mother, when she was seven or eight years old, right,
she had chronic pneumonia.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Okay, she she got pneumonia all the time.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
No, but she had this one sickness where her left
eye the pupil went all the way so you couldn't
even see it.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
It wouldn't even the pupil went like audibly.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
It was fucked up by her face so bad she
went her eye went into her fucking what. Yeah, it
was like that when she moved to America, but also
growing up in Korea.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
That's why it's the best country in the world. They're
fixed now almost.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
So when she as a kid was teased and bullied
because of that eye, she was yeah, yeah, like chronically
it was bad.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Well, thanks, I'm glad, and then and then then I know,
and then let me finish.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Right, She comes to America and my dad had a
little bit of money, and when she met him, he
got those that eye fixed. Yeah, so that's now the
result of it. You can make fun of her all
you want, I do.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Yeah, I know, But would you make fun of me too?
You make fun of my mom too.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, but your mom's perfect, that's exactly right.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, no, your mom, your mom, Your mom got it
all fixed out, and I'm glad that it.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
No, but you still make fun of her eye and
it's crazy. Well I have to, it's insane.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have i' be mom all the time.
By in fact, I go out in public probably ten
times a day. That's been mentioned and then you gotta go, ah, right, that,
but your face is not really that happened your eye.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Look at that, You're like a good.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I get it. I get it every day.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I didn't know when it's not your mom.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
By proxy it is, and I love her. I love
her dearly.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Anyway, I can't believe you never told me that story
about your mom's eye unless it's fucking bullshit, bullshit, that'sdo
bullshit stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
It's one hundred percent reel that that happened. Uh, I
mean it's very traumatic for her.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Well, it's terrible. Then why don't you say that when
we started joking about it years ago?

Speaker 7 (41:49):
So we're a comedy show, and I thought you meant well,
but now you keep digging and digging up.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Dig He brings up the photo.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
He did that.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, yeah, you're like, look at that eye one And
I'm just telling you we.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Love your mother. I'm one that flew her out to
see you. Yeah, bring in a student. Let's see if
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Twenty one?

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Speaker 5 (44:41):
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you know your mom and dad?

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I do you know them?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
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Speaker 5 (44:48):
Thank god?

Speaker 7 (44:48):
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Speaker 10 (44:52):
Or?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:52):
This is Quinnipiac, isn't it Quinnipiac? Would you go to
Quinnipiac for media studies or something?

Speaker 14 (44:57):
Film?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Film? Yeah? You want to be a director?

Speaker 9 (44:59):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Okay, actress, no writer, no producer, no rigor would you
call it a riga?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Sorry? No?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
What you can't rigor? You don't know rigor as you rigged.
You don't know a fucking rigor a grip. No you
want to be Oh, oh I know, I do know
what wardrobe, make up, make hair.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
You guys are missing like the other big one. I
feel like you're getting.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Producer, writer, director, actor, huh? Editor one funny because we
don't value them.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, yeah, he's he is. You want to edit things,
that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
They're the best. So you don't mind being locked up,
but a small dark room.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
No, I prefer I like when they like, everyone goes
on set and they like deal with all the chaos,
and then they send it to me and then I
sit by myself and I do it.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
You like that? You like I prefer that? Yeah? What's
your name?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Emma?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Emma from Connecticut. I'm from Boston, Boston, Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Boston, Connecticut, Boston, Connecticut. She was from Boston, but goes
to Quinnipiac in Connecticut, which we visit it at your
beautiful campus.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yes, yeah, it's a nice. Yeah, that's all right. What
do you think of what do you think of La?

Speaker 7 (46:05):
So, Emma, you have you gone to any nice restaurants?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Have you experienced La at all in a fun way?

Speaker 10 (46:12):
Like?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yes, but no, We've explored downtown a lot. We've gone
to all the tourist areas, and my internship is in
Beverly Hills, So like, that's the only nice part that
I've seen.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Did I give one of your students money so they
can have dinner? I think we do that. I mean
I think I might do that tonight. You know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
They keep coming because as a group they know you
might give him money. Emma. So the dream is to
be an editor and and do you know that this
guy edits this show, this Little the Fancy, and he
does a very good job. Do you have you ever
seen this show before?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I've seen parts of it.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, yeah, parts of it. That means TikTok.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I know what that means. That means TikTok. We're big
with kids on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It's like I don't have the attention span.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Watched like anything really. Right, Well, you're an editor, so
you spend time watching other ships.

Speaker 14 (46:53):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'm the same too. I don't watch whole things, including
this show. You have never seen this show.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
But that's not you do watch whole things. You watch
films all the time.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, but if I'm not a part of it, I'll
watch it.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Right, She's not a part of this The fuck are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Young people her age don't watch anything anymore now, Yeah, okay,
they don't like it.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
You to watch film.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
I like I do, but I feel like films are
getting longer.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
See, oh, they don't want to watch anything. They're actually
probably getting shorter.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I bet you like shorter. They feel like they're getting short.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Popular ones lately have been Have you.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Seen Doctor Zivago that's like four hours long.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
They're getting Statistically, they're getting longer on average.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh wow, you're right weird and I'm the only one.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's not like I like, I have ADHD, but it's
not just me.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Well, look at that. They were around ninety minutes in
the in the thirties, and then it went up to
about one hundred and thirty minutes, peaked out in the sixties,
then it dipped in the eighties and the nineties, which
I love the ninety ninety minute you know whatever the
in back of the ninety the comedies that were one hundred.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Minutes perfect, you know, but peaking.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Yeah, But then right now we're no, we're kind of
on average. We're actually going back down technically.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
So boohoo.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Sit around.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Do enjoy a movie.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I do enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
What's the last movie you, sir?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I feel like I feel like the group of us
watched something recently. Oh, we watched pitch Perfect, which.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Is a brand new movie just came out fifteen years ago. Emma,
pitch Perfect.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Well, it was on cable. We have like the TVs
in our rooms.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
This is gonna make me sad. She's gonna keep telling
me how awful this play is awful. It sounds like
a prison.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
It's it's nice you have no You guys have no money?

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Well rub it in internship, right, they're twenty years old,
they're in school.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, it's I don't remember.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
So, like, you have a bank account? Yeah, okay, do
your parents help.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You bank account?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I don't know what the.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Fucking deal is, dude, Sorry for swearing he has a
bank account.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Okay, you can see your parents? You do you ever
call your parents? I can need money and they never
give you money.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
They like, will offer it sometimes, but I don't like to.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Take it while you're one of them.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Are you making your own money now? You are?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I mean at this exact moment, no, because my internship's unpaid.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
But I've like unpaid in internship as it was always
the biggest scam of all time to Hollywood. We all
did it.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
But it's insane.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
They're like, you do the same amount of work, but
you don't get any of the money. And you're like,
when do I get the money? They're like, if we
want to give it to you, that's crazy. Macoone's been
on an unpaid internship for a couple of years now,
that's pretty wild. Do you enjoy working for them. Are
you cut? Are you cutting orre you're prepping and stuff?
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
No, I'm doing like a lot of internal like duties,
which is like running the social media and stuff. But
they're letting me like work on, like giving like feedback
on the trailers and stuff. It's really like good. It's
worth it to have the experience. It's just hard living
in LA because it's so expensive to not be making money.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Do you see yourself living here? No? Or New York?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
So you're gonna go to New York's East Coast? Kid,
I like it here.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I wouldn't stay here long term. I'd live here for
like a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Yeah, yeah, exactly what.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yes, people from the East Coats they're so delusional and crazy. Mud.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
I let me make my piece, all right. La is
the best city in the world, I believe.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think it's the best
city in the world.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
What do you think it is? Madrid?

Speaker 5 (50:01):
It's the best city in the world. Madrid's pretty great.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
In the United States, Well that's not the world, Okay,
that's best city in the US. Yeah. New York's up there.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
New York is way up there.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah. Yeah, Chicago is way up there. Yeah, York's beautiful,
all right, that's Chicago's good, gorgeous. But here's what it's
the weather. The weather is the best here. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
San Francisco should not be on there. Look at all
that poop.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
San francisut is still great.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
No, I love it.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, yeahs poop Island, great restaurants. But la, I just
I can't you You'll never move.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
I can't. You won't let me.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I want to. I know.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
It's the hardest thing in the world. Whenever I said
this the other day and my wife, whenever you fly here,
when you're coming back from the East Coast and you
get to Colorado, they're like, it's gonna be bumpy over
the Rockies.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It always is.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
And then they go all right, strap in your seatbelts,
and uh, we've got about two hours left. You're like
two fucking hours.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, we just did two hours.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
We got to do it again. We're too far. That's
my biggest problem with this place. It's way too far.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Not from Hawaii five hours.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
It's far from everyone. Okay, all of the country is
that way. Everybody's that way.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Not my people, you don't, I'm your people. Hawaii. Dude,
have you been to Hawaii?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
What have you ever been on a vacation? A nice vacation.
Where'd you with your parents?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Where'd you guys go?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Puerto Rico would the best of them?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
It's an island of garbage.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
That was really dead on.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
You know who that was? There was a comic if
he joked around and called it an island of garbage
during the What was that? I don't even know what
that was.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
It was from MG.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
It was a rally pull it an island of garbage.
It was a joke.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
He was was at the island of as the Square
Garden Hull Clogan was on it.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Iving a garbage brother.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
So what what your dream is? To become an editor?
Have a family? Maybe one day I do.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Yeah, well you're twenty one. So, like life is so
bright now, there's nothing getting free.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I wish you could, like, you know what I mean,
like borrow people's younger people's blood.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
You stick around Hollywood long enough, you'll just you'll get.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
It right, you know, just give you a couple more
extra years.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
That's why everybody's getting kicked off the air, because they're.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
All blood drinkers. They're all blood I love that.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
That's like a real thing that people rumor. They said that,
they're like they're drinking blood of baby.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah. I've run into people that said that.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
That's what the Hollywood reservoirs finding.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
I know there's a cabal, and you guys are a
part of a cult. I go really mild, yeah, and
they go but and I always ask am I in it?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
They're like, no, I don't think you're in it? Right? Right?
Then I go. Then I'll ask like, but what about
so and so? No? But then you get to a
port like what about Bill.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Burr And they're like, because he's that famous.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, he would never do that.
That's what you think.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Baby blood is warm? Maybe fucking warm baby blood? Dude,
I sit down for me, guys, give me fucking warm
baby blood at noon. Do you know who Bill Burra is?
Do you like stand up comedy?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I watched We saw your show that was really good?
What show at the comedy Story?

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Oh you guys went to a live show?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, you guys saw that.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Who was not good?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I don't want to say that.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
But we'll bleep it out.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Don't make her feel that way.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
All right, Doc's flame was so good.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
We loved ask.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I was hilarious. I didn't see it coming, Emma.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
So we know your dreams, we know your hopes. Yeah,
you're twenty one and you're living in the arguably the
most uncomfortable part of Los Angeles in terms of walking
around at night. You don't feel safe, do you know? Yeah,
please don't walk around at night. Yeah, we just met,
but I really.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Do things I have seen being here, just like what
it's been two weeks maybe three? Yeah, it's crazy and
like like I'll look out on my balcony like I saw,
like I saw some someone with one leg like throwing
scooters at Peaple.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Oh, that's that's Caleb. I love that guy. He's actually
very sweet. There is a guy kind of near here
that throws e bikes into the La River. And then
the fire department was there that yesterday and I talked
to the guy and they talked to the firefighter and
I was like, what are guys doing? They had a
hose out and they were training by they were he
was doing hose training exercises like unplugging and plug and

(54:21):
they were shooting into the La River. Like, what are
guys doing. He goes training and I go, what's up
with all those bikes? He goes, Dude, the more we
take out, the more they keep putting in, So we're
not doing it anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Because these homeless guys they throw they find him, they
throw them in the fucking La River. Yeah, look that's them.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
They just do.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
They just huck him over the.

Speaker 13 (54:36):
Sike scooters and stuff e bikes scooters and they'll throw
fly because they're homeless in they're upset and there.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yeah right, that's right right there by Frogtown. Wow, dude,
it's literally. The firefighter was like, we stopped taking them
out because we would have to take them out it's
a pain. And then the next day there'd be four
more in there. Wow, there's a homeless taking a stand
against e bikes.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
He had no leg, he only had one leg.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
He was in a wheelchair. I don't know how he
was throwing them. He's throwing them far too, he's throwing
them at people.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
He didn't they.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Didn't reach them, but they got good strength, those one legs.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Just like the guy that murdered your mom, Peace. That
guy was a bad boy.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Maybe this could be the same guy. Also, there's a
robot that's been stuck in my neighborhood. They weren't allowed forever,
you know, the ones that self deliver.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I love those guys.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Yeah, this one's Kenny and he's been stuck at a
light pole in my neighborhood. And I don't know what
to do, but I but honestly, the sun is roasting
him all day and it's dying now. The lights. It
is like Wally Dude, It is like Wally good. I
love the eyes that they put in. Well, look it helps,
but yeah, they blame.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
They do blame.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
And the eyes are slowly dying. I can tell it's
dying and I and I want to help it. And
I always say hi, I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah you say hello.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
When them go in front of me.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Yeah, me too, and I go hi. I like how
they stop really abruptly when they don't know what's in front.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
And I always go I'm sorry, Like it doesn't fucking know. No,
it does, no, you think it does.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Well, it's recording everything at all times that someone someone's
watching back some of that footage.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
I don't like those things. I put it in front
of them or juke them out.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
You're a full they're taking jobs from real people. Dude,
you don't have to tip them.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Some of these robots, someone had to program it, fix
it up, keep. That's three jobs, right.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Lost, fifty people delivery.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
You're an oppressor. That's how they felt like robots are oppressed.
When when immigrants started coming to America, they viewed it
like that, that's code.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
How is that not an immigrant?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Does he ever since to be? His name is?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
He's not an Immigrant's time? Imagine if Ice starts busting
these boxes? Yeah today, Kat, today, Ice takes down Jamie
him please, No, just delivering food, please, please, please?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Please?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Nice, try Jamie, but you know, on the fucking ground
shooting that thing up.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah? Bad? Are there way moos in Boston?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
I've never seen one until.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I came to La No when you saw one. If
people don't know a.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Self driver driverless car, it's uber without a driver. It's
a car just drives you. They suck.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Did it shock you when you saw it? Or it did?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
I saw them at first, and I just thought they
were like weird looking cars. And then I looked in
and there's no one in there.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
You know the bad news about this, right, Because we're
valley boys. We live here in the valley. Yeah, they're
coming to the fucking valley by next year. But you
know they're mapping it out right now, so it's happening.
I wanted it only in the city.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
Fine with your fucking shit against oppressing fucking robot taking
jobs from people.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
I was a driver. I was a fed Ex driver.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
I support drivers and the working man.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah you're the working man.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
You quit have to like a month and a half.
How long did you do it?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Well?

Speaker 12 (57:45):
I worked till I got my unpaid internship and I
had to take all my FedEx savors and drive out here,
all right with the same car.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Let's go back to m mom, not at Emma. Do
you like a guy like Coney is close in your age?
Is this kind of guy someone? If you saw him,
would you trust him? At a party?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Would you go? I like that sky?

Speaker 5 (58:00):
He seems trustworthy if you saw him.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I mean, do you want honestly?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she's always a little the mustache is
alway always a little iffy.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah right, but so far you seem fine, but he.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
But the mustache at glance? Go you what do you
think you think perv abuse her?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Not not specifically him, It's just the idea of that
specific right, but.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
He is wearing for that, right?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Is he cute?

Speaker 14 (58:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah, I'll go wow, yeah she has to ye. Why
because we're here.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
It's you know what I mean, hurt his feeling.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Ok, Okay, I think you are cute because I've had
girls say Macone's cute.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
And thank you, Emma, I appreciate you. I don't want
to don't give him anything say thank you to.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Thank you, Emma, you're the best. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
It off for Emma. That's send in another victim. Let's
see somebody else.

Speaker 15 (58:46):
Am.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
I hope you make it. I know you will. You
can be great at it.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You're gonna make it. You're gonna make it.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
By the way, if we need more editors, right yep,
when she comes out here, if we need one, well,
you don't want to move to La, we could, We
seriously could use her if we need.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Her for something.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
All right, we'll talk to you, Emma. Okay, I'm a
thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
We need a guy. Oh look at this guy. Oh
ship we'll get into too.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Yeah, we have two for one one.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
All right.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
We're gonna guess their names based on their appear all right.
The first the guy's name is he looks Eastern European?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Does look Eastern European. And his name is Toke Toke
t o k e Toke okay, and this young lady
looks uh, he looks.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Like it just an East coast.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Willow willow willow or willow uh or oh willow willow.

Speaker 9 (59:33):
With a w yeah willow when I get to because
you look.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Very tokey yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
And what's your real name?

Speaker 9 (59:38):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Close? Yeah? And your name Sam?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Sam? And uh Sam? And uh what's your name?

Speaker 9 (59:47):
Ben?

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Now Toke I like Toke alright, token willow. And you
guys are Quinnipiac. How old are you guys?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I'm one twenty one? Same?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
And then you guys are on the graduate program. What
do you want to do to.

Speaker 9 (59:59):
Want to find like stay income? It'd be cool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Oh fuck these kids, you know, these kids these days
they want to work.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Yeah, but it's a tough job job market. I know,
I was being facetious.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Yeah, it is very hard.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Playing to do, Ben, you know, no, no, I get
I get it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Ben.

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
All I've been told is it's hard to get a job.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
So you and and how has a bench?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:00:21):
You know, I've just had internships.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
What are you doing in the in the world of film?

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I'm with seven ecks right now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Oh you work with us?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
What do you do?

Speaker 15 (01:00:28):
You're I'm the interron there, you know, like like Richie
I saw he was on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, don't get any ideas. You have thin fingers. I
like that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
Thank you? Is that like a good thing?

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
It could be? Yeah, you know, we need you to
pick a lock or something. And how about you, Willow?
What do you aspire to be?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
And do I've enjoyed producing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
That's been a lot of producer.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Yeah, you kind of have a producer you know why.
She's even keeled. She's got that very like balanced anybody, but.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Not a good one like Kathleen Kennedy like a way okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
High the highway.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Secretly she's she's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah right now. It hasn't flourished yet. But you're going
to be a bull.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
You got you?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Do you have bully inside of you? Can you be mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I ruined Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I think I've like raised my voice at someone once,
like not including like my brothers, because of course, but yeah, sure, yeah, no,
I don't. I don't like confrontation. Okay, I'm gonna have
to get over that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
We're gonna learn. All right, So you and I are working.
You're a producer, him and I are on a film set.
You have to be you have to scold us. He's
a lighting guy, right, and i'm and you're. We're behind
schedule and I'm sound.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
He's lighting and we're just chilling. No, we're just in
the back, okay, man eating excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
What's up? What's up? Lady? That's what's up? What?

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
We don't have any more cigarettes?

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Man, good last year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You guys are done. Now if that's okay, we're gonna
go back inside. We're gonna do our job and we're
gonna have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
What what who are you are you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I'm the producer?

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
What what producer?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
We've never film?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Oh for the movie working?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yes, yes, top dog, top higher. So I'm gonna need
you guys to come hop dog.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
That's you, Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
That's me, that's me. It's nice. It's nice to meet
you guys, but we gotta gotta get back in.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Yeah, you know what, Hey, lady, can I just say
something please get uh.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Go ahead. We'll get there. When we get there, Yeah,
we'll get.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
To I have your paycheck, so if you want that,
you're gonna have to come.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Up threatening us.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Okay, I could, I could do all day. You guys
want your job?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
I gotta go inside.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
It should be more stern though.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to work on it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
This is great.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Practices because you gotta do it like you got you
gotta you gotta talk like you're one of us. So like, look,
I'll be the executive. You be, you be, you be
smoking you know you Now it's just you out yeah, Toke,
to can be in it. You and Toke together, we're
going to show you what to do. All right. You
you're you guys, you're out back and you're on smoke break.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Hey, Toke, Yeah, what's upby fuck this project? That's what
I'm saying. Right it sucks?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Hey boys, Hey guys, guys, guys, guys, how are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
You what's up? Man's smoking?

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Oh? I know, I know, I love smoking. Smoking's rat
huh yeah yeah, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, man, don't you
want to smoke everywhere all the time?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah, we do. Yeah, we also we also want our
privacies me too.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Tell me about it, right, tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I told you to stand up for yourself, to tell
him off.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
That's his name. Yeah, yeah, Toke, you're fired. So Bobby,
I'm gonna need you back inside now or you're fired
as well. Yeah I do. You see how quickly he
got fired. You see how that's that's that's how you
do it. Yeah, you just see bullying got it and
you got it in you, all right, So bully us now,
really fucking hit us hard. I want you to fucking

(01:04:13):
just make fun of us.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
You have to, you have to. You're Kathleen Kennedy, your KK.
Let me see something. This movie is three hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Five hundred million, yeah, five hundred and right, we're behind schedule.
Tom Holland's waiting on set. Yeah. Also who else is that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
And Tom Holland Tom Holland and uh and huh and
what's the kid from fucking uh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
I don't know anybody's names. Yeah, yeah, timmoys.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Shallow and shallow been waiting for day camera operator.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Right, we're ops. We're supposed to be on it. We're
suposed to be shooting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
He's excited about this though, so nothing. We're smoking now,
you know that?

Speaker 11 (01:04:53):
You know that produces that producers who Linda whatever? That lady,
that lady with a oh.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
The little blocker. Hey, guys, oh here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
She is here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Can you put those down now?

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
No, So you're.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
I'm gonna need you to do that or I'm gonna
need you to leave.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Excuse me? Who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I'm the producer.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
My name's Sam? What you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Alright?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
You can't go up?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Sam, very sweet. You're not my friend. You got to
bully us?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, you go, you go?

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Do you need you don't need to know my fud, Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Let's just put this in the perfective.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Okay, I need like a notepad.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Here's I'm gonna but you need to ignore all of
these notes.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
Is you're a Cleopatra, right, and we're just dudes building
the pyramid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
God, that's so harsh. What that's how you have to think? Though?

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
I get it right, We're just one of twenty thousand
people building the pyramids.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Right, you're the queen of Egypt.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah, you're the queen of Egypt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
No, no to me, everyone's on the same.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Then that's not right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
No pyramids, No pyramids are gonna get built.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
No pyramids are gonna get pail built. You have to
be a bowl that will do it again again more.
You know who? I can't stand what that? That guy
Toke that we used to work with. Hey, guys, he
I think, Hey, guys is wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Hey, hey guys, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Excuse me? Is that better?

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
No, guys, guys, listen up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Job Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Actually, okay, if you guys don't put those down, I'm
hiring Toke.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That's good. That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
It was really bad at his job. You could have Toke.
But okay, you're gonna fire me. Yeah, okay, we'll just
claim racial discrimination.

Speaker 9 (01:06:49):
How are you claiming that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
You see any other redheads on set? Toke?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Abbas my editor.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Actually she's in this. He's in studio. She's she's on set.
My daughter's on set them dog listen, you're going to
be a producer. You're going to be a great producer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Thank you. I I actually really like it out here
and with school because I'm trying a lot of different things.
So it's it's really great experience all around.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
And I got to tell you something. Be careful out there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I will Why are you saying that to him? Because
I want to say the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
You can feel something. He's a little troublemaker, he's a
little bit need to stay careful, stay careful.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Well, you wore a jacket and it's ninety six and
that was a little dead giveaway that something's afoot And
I don't know what it is, but I thought came
in here with a jacket. It couldn't be hottery side.

Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
Literally it's only very cool in like the building, So
I want to like.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
At seven, it's cold, and I'm telling another thing to
your face is very peaky blinder.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Keep blind? Does peaky blind like a hood ride from England? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Can you do a British accent toke?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I don't things try? That's you dude?

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Say uh that type of where where's the party tonight?

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
Where's the party tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
That's pretty good? It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good.
What's the party tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Embody that character right now to what are you trying
to do again in the business?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
You forget body that guy.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
I'd like to do like marketing, advertising.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Advertising, very good?

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
All right, So sell me this, sell me this show.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
You know you got Killian Murphy. It's a pretty big
name right there. That's great.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
Well, what I mean, can I just say something? I mean,
we're production company. You don't open with whoever's starring in it.
You need to know what the project is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
The project?

Speaker 15 (01:08:38):
Okay, So it's about these British guys, and it's it's
not in the modern day. It's like, I don't know
what time period it is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Help, excuse me, excuse me? Can we have a little meeting.
He doesn't know that there's another time period. Interesting, he
could just make it up in line to.

Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
Us their gangsters.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I know that we're listening.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
We love Britishers.

Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
Yes, criminal activities.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
They do criminal activities. Time period. Could it be in
the future, No, it's like in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Oh it is, yeah, you far into the past.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
How far?

Speaker 9 (01:09:10):
Let's say the nineteen twenties, nineteen forties.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Maybe nineteen twenties or forties.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Big gap, big gap, somewhere nineteen twenty to nineteen forty. Oh,
you do a lot of time jump.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Oh time jumps.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Okay, Now and now the show takes place and where
London in central London in nineteen twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Nineteen twenty is that right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
I don't know, dude, you got to pitch it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
You lied it just it does take place in central London.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Nine, very good, very good to you. Already lost the room?
Yeah it's over. Yeah yeah, I'll pitch you this show.
Ready you pitch? No, pitch me a different show. Okay
that you make up?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Oh then I'm a new show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
To all you guys are the executives. Yeah, thanks for
having me today, guys script to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
How's ever going?

Speaker 10 (01:09:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Good?

Speaker 15 (01:09:56):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Evening?

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Good evening.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
My name is Skip, mister Leski. It's wonderful to meet
you and send your constituents over.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
There and introduce yourself to please him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Willow.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Hi, Willow?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Your last name? Willow my last name? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
What is it? I feel like we're familiar. Maybe we
met Willow. What's your last name?

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Willow Evergreen, Willo Evergreen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Willow evergreen anyway, and what's your name?

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Sir uh Toka Tokami Toker Smith.

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Smith hes the stutters anyway, I.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Will say Toka. I do appreciate the fact that your parents,
being very Anglo Smithians, giving you a unique name.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I like that he's Bulgarian. Bulgarian. Let's move on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
So I have a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
What's the movie? Sir?

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Do you guys like who? You unrapped?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
You're unwrapped? How'd you get a meeting? Toka? How did
you get a.

Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Meeting with schedule one?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Who? Willow?

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
Did you schedule? This guy has no wraps? How did
he get a meeting with us?

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
Well, you're your assistant. Read my screen that I sent
in and loved it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
So you did, Willow?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Yeah? Yeah, no, I thought he had something and I
figured Miss Evergreen wrote really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Unbelievable because you know you bumped Aaron Sorka.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
And he's still out there in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I know. Anyway, go ahead. You guys like Girl Scout cookies.
We love girl We were talking about doing a Girl
Scout cookie move what's your favorite flavor? The mint? The
mint one?

Speaker 9 (01:11:21):
Then one?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Okay you do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Willow shut the fuck up, Willow, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Is the movie I'm pitching who is called Thick Mints
Okay not thin Mints, And it's about a uh Girl
Scout leader, a very beautiful, sexy thick woman who trains
young girl Scout women to kill men wow who have
done her wrong. It's almost like a it's a female

(01:11:48):
empowerment film, and all the while they're selling cookies to
make money to fuel their their revenge on all these
men that have done them wrong. My god, it's pretty great.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
You like it. The young children that murder.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
No, no, they're girl Scouts, but they're all grown women
by this point. Now they're just avenging their death through
the girl Scouts.

Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
So they trained the children to kill.

Speaker 15 (01:12:06):
I don't know if that's gonna mark it well interesting,
Well you know, I don't think it's gonna appeal to
the general audience, like child neglect.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Well I like it, yeah, fest Yeah, this is Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
One guy in the room. We like it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
By the way, great movie. That's a great thick man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Very good.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
The girl Scouts are trained to take to take revenge
on men who have done them wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
All right, well we'll say thank you to Toke and
thank you to Willow. You guys are amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
We love you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Give it up for these guys. You join the others.
Do we want to take one more for fun? Get
them over here, Get him in here, get him in here. Guys.
You guys are the best. Thank you and good luck
on everything. Hello, You're gonna be capoti the rest of
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
What's your name? Oh wait, let's guess on. Her name
is Slovonka, Slovanka.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Slovaka, and his name is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
M Tweet tweet, tweet.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Slovakia and tweet. Yeah, and your real names are JJ.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
When we said tweet, they don't like your reaction. That
a little defensive.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
What does JJ stand for Jeff Jeffrey Junior? Because your
father's Jeff. That's the big JA, your little jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Half vulcan vulcan you have a vulcany vibe?

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
Kids got great teeth, kids got great.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
T great lips. Yeah, is that where to say? Yes? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
I mean no, If he has nice lips, he's playing
him a compliment. I don't think it's that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Slavonka, Slovankia.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
What's your real name?

Speaker 14 (01:13:43):
It's Gianna, but I go by.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Pretty close to be honestly, that's in the world Slovonkia, Giovanna.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
What's your history, like, what's what European country does your
family come from?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Italy, Italy, France?

Speaker 14 (01:13:59):
I don't know exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah, No, one's doing twenty three and me anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
After they gu mi closer to your mouth.

Speaker 14 (01:14:05):
I'm not allowed to do those DNA tests.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
You shouldn't do them. They're dangerous and silly. What have
your blood? For the rest of the time, they can
frame you?

Speaker 14 (01:14:13):
They have DNA.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
You're afraid of getting framed.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
In every hotel room I ever stay in?

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
GG Are you afraid of getting framed?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
No? Do you have anything to cover up? Okay? Is
she being honest?

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Do you think jj?

Speaker 16 (01:14:26):
I think so?

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
Yeah? Okay, Well I don't buy it. What do you
guys want to do in the biz?

Speaker 14 (01:14:31):
I want to go into editing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Do you want to be an editor as well? Cut
tough competition with Emma?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Huh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
What about you?

Speaker 16 (01:14:36):
I think I'm going to a d rot ad ads.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Are great smart, that's very smart. An organizational person, your
people person, right, maybe, well.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
That's a D kind of if you ever a D
something that I'm in.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
If you quit the film, if you call me in
too early, we're gonna have a problem out. What is
up with their fucking They don't know about time?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
They do? They don't they do? Then why do I
have to wait four hours?

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Because they're lighting and they re light and then they
change where we're shooting and you know how this fucking
thing goes. It's a nightmare. Who out of the crew
hangs out the most?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:15:12):
Token, I or have been roommates in college.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
So token you go back. Do you like Toke?

Speaker 16 (01:15:18):
I'm a big fan of him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
You guys are a good friends. You just do night whispers.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
You night whisper when you sleep, and you and you
guys do night whispers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
You go to.

Speaker 11 (01:15:27):
What are you thinking about?

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Talk? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
What you're thinking about grilled cheese sandwiches?

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Yeah, they don't really want one real bad.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
I wish we had a kitchen. You have a kitchen?
They do? We have a kitchen? What we have a kitchen? Kitchen?
Do you have cheese or cheese? Do you have fridge? Yeah,
we have a fridge.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Fucking fridge.

Speaker 11 (01:15:53):
When we get a fucking do we have a grip
a grill?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
No? No? What the I have a girl?

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
We know he said fourth floor, fourth floor.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Right, So we have cheese and bread and we can
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Let's make it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Do you do that ever with Toke?

Speaker 16 (01:16:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Okay, you don't whisper at night?

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
And who do you live with?

Speaker 14 (01:16:16):
I live with the girls, but I have.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
All the girls live together.

Speaker 14 (01:16:18):
Yeah, Oh, I have my own room because there's three
of us.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
There's three girls. You all have your own room.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Obviously.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give you guys money.
I'm being real. Well you're laughing about okay, if.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
You want to give money, yeah, yeah, But you guys
are gonna fucking get dinner tonight, okay, on us, on us.
Do you have any cash on your Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
You got cash in the bag. I'll give you some cash.

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
We'll get some cash. You guys are gonna get a
nice dinner, okay on the we treat.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
What's that in your mind? What's a nice dinner down?
Is there a nice dinner downtown that you know of?
What do you guys usually eat eating downtown? Because everything
closes down there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
But on the way from here there, this's place that
they go to. Bob's a big boy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
I don't know, no, I know, Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 14 (01:16:59):
We have all been like kind of cooking a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
You cook a lot, like doing like frozen meals.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Frozen meals, cooking and frozen meal.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Not tonight, baby, right, And if you take the cash
and now don't get a meal, I'm gonna have a
problem with that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
I'm not problem whether you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
No, no, not me. Your money. You're spending You're spending on
a meal tonight on us.

Speaker 16 (01:17:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
You know you're shady right now, Slovakia.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
What do you think? First thing out of her mouth,
she was like, I don't want them to I don't
want them to frame me. So she's obviously got some
weird chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
That's a weird trust issues.

Speaker 14 (01:17:27):
I think I just got social anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Oh you do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
I'm glad we put you on the show. I didn't
know you.

Speaker 14 (01:17:33):
Well, this is a good exercise, this is good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Yeah, we have anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Yeah, you know what's great. But think no, I'm anxious now.
I'm full of anxiety.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
You have terrible anxiety. It comes in different form.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
You will do some improv exercises then to eat through it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Let's still, let's do one you want to do you
want to try one and you want to be an
ad and what do you want to be again?

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Editor?

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Editor with Emma.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
That's right, yeah, yeah, let's do an improv exercise. Okay,
you're doing a Ted talk Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Okay, so a Tina talk.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Yeah, you have to be very confident. Even though we're
gonna give you a topic. You have to pretend you
really you're a professional, you know what you're talking about.
There's thousands of people in this room. They paid money
and they're here to hear an expert on a topic.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Okay, So you're gonna go up and you're gonna say
you're you're gonna make up a name, you know what
I mean, where you're from, and you're gonna go into
the topic for like a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
And and the technology, what's the topic? Well, the thing
you invented was you were the one that that decided
that the box at street lights that goes wait or
walk walk walk, that's you. Yeah, that's actually your voice.
The original one was your voice.

Speaker 10 (01:18:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Yeah, so you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Were the girl that invented wait go whoa that's you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Okay, yeah, do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 14 (01:18:53):
To talk about that for a minute?

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Yeah, one minute, one easy minute?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Yea. So I'm going to introduce you, okay, ladies and gentleman.
Lights down, and and how about a run of applause
for our presenter for this evening. You don't clap for yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
No, you can if you're really excited about your project.

Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah I am, and I have invented something
that you have all used in your life many times.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
What it is.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
It's actually the crosswalk box that says wait and.

Speaker 14 (01:19:30):
And it tells you to walk.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
That's what she invented.

Speaker 14 (01:19:33):
No, listen, listen, I'm serious. Think about this. Okay. If
this wasn't a thing, we'd all be getting hit by cars.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
Well we not really, I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Mean we can we can see that red no.

Speaker 10 (01:19:48):
No, no, no, no, no, no, we need This is a
very important thing that is in every city, in every
stay and I'm everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Okay, can we have question? We have some question. We
have some questions. We asked some questions.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I like, we gave her a great invention, and she
somehow made it sound like it was not worth it. Yeah,
like for some reason. Now, I'm like, God, that is
not It was invented for the for the blind.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Yeah, I mean it was you know that it was
invented for blind. Yeah, to help them get across the streets.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Yeah, that's why you hear go you q So the
noises echo each other so they can find out how
far it is and where they're going, but you hate
blind people. You said that on the show. The first
thing out of your mouth is I hate blind people. No,
you did a good job pitching. I actually really liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
You want to do one? Really? I think you should.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
You know she said she has social anxiety and she
really powered through it, and I think and I applaud
you Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Great.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Yeah, all right, let's go JJ and talk. No, yeah,
he's got to do a Ted talking. What did he invent?
You two?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Tell him? I did her? Okay, bubble wrap? Oh this
is fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, your presenter for the night.

Speaker 11 (01:21:06):
JJ.

Speaker 16 (01:21:11):
You know how like you order something and then uh,
it gets damaged on the way to happen to me?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Yeah, oh my god, it's a human body. Oh my god. Yeah,
body parts always get danged out.

Speaker 16 (01:21:22):
What if you had a wrap made a bubble to
stop that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
What do you mean bubble and bubbles? They float and
they popped like we already have that little invented it?
What is you What do you mean?

Speaker 16 (01:21:33):
I did bubble rap?

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Oh? You invented bubble wrap? Really?

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
Yeah, this is not turning into a Ted talk. It's
turning into it like an who are you talking to
the speaker for.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
There's only two of us in this room. My god,
you did selling tickets? Yeah yeah, it seemed like a
Q and A.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I got it. Yeah, yeah, you invented bubble wrap.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
And what gave you the what gave.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
You the instinct to invent something like that?

Speaker 16 (01:22:03):
Well, I ordered like a TV and then it shattered
on the way, so I thought we need better protection.
And like the postal system.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Smart, very smart smart. I don't know why you're ordering
TVs through the postal system, but outside of that, I
think it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
JJ, you're gonna make a great a D some day.
You're going to be a great editor who's better at
editing you were. Emma be honest, go fast, go honestly,
don't even think about it. We need to have an editor,
have an edit off. I don't really see stuff that
I don't like, stuff that that's a little down there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I mean, she's asked. I just kind of don't want
to see it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
Yeah, yeah, she does edit. Yeah, not that I know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
I've seen it from Afar. I don't think she's doing
it right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
A lot of other people say she added, but I
know it's not really my thing. Yeah, all right, well
JJ and g G we appreciate very much.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Thank you so much for going on.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Thank you guys. Look at that they passed. They get
a grade for that. Do they pass some sort of tests? Yes,
let's say this. Uh we uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Thank you for all your birthday? Can that was?

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Can I say an honest thing, real fast? A truthful things?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
It's the wrong word.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Yeah, he didn't die, died. I want to say, I
want to say something genuine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Am I dumb? Honestly? Am I dumb? No? They'll be real.
Am I dumb?

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
You're an artist?

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Why? Because I say, Okay, do you think I'm dumb? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
No, of course not. I wouldn't do something with you
if I didn't think you were intelligent. Yeah, if you're
a fucking idiot, I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Mean I could freak. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Here's the thing. I think you are what we call
an idiot savant, meaning you're brilliant in your own very
specific way. And and by the way, that's that's what
makes you so special.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I'm not smart, but you're bright.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
No, it needed savant for first individual with mental disability
who also demonstrates extraordinary abilities in specific specialized area. That's fact.
The term is now considered outdated and potentially ablest did
not know that instead prefer to the more respectful term
individual savant syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Sorry, I like idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
I'm back committed idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
You're an Indian that can also be a special named idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
I just want to say this. I want to say
thank you to everybody who watched my special White Noise
on Hulu and Disney Plus or wherever you get it.
It's all over the globe on Disney Plus, Hulu in
North America. I believe. I want to say thank you.
It means the world to me. I know the world
is chaos right now, and I'm glad that we can
make comedy that lets people forget about all of the
nonsense in the world and just have a laugh. So

(01:24:32):
thank you for watching White Noise. It means the world
to me. Thank you, and also thank you for being
a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Friend, because I'm perfecting the second mom

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