London Calling

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, Ritchie, Ritchie, let's change it up. So where are
we gonna eat?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where do you usually take girls on dates?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It totally depends on how pretty they are.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm a dog, I'm a die too?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Are bad friends?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Like Asian? You too?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Are disgusting you or somethings. Hey, it's the last chance.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
For merch, last but chance. We have these hats. I
will all the time look on these hats.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Get it now, Bad Friends merch dot com.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Damn, I don't know what was better, the zoo or
the john Wick Museum.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Best birthday ever?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, there's where where that came from?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
A word? Is that?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
The new bad Friends merch?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Happy birthday to me? Touch it? Can I.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Genuine embroidery?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh yes, let's like, let's acknowledge the elephant in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Fancy's gone and in his place, of course lingering in
the background is Waldo?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Is Waldo? Where is he? We found him? Looking him
back there, biting his nails, nervous. That's him.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, look at look at George in the backy ye ladies, gentlemen,
George has made his triumphant return.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Triumphant and of course we have.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Ritchie is filling in uh for Fancy for the time being.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I've never met Richie. Have you ever met Ritchie? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
We worked together, we do. Richie works with us, he does,
he works for us.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I've literally have ever met you, Richie, like twice before?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah. Where where do we each other? We met
him at seven Keys Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I added to all the clips for bad friends and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Sometimes it's a clip. I'm like, who did this? Who
chose this? Richie? Richiet you every time? Yeah, well, in
your instinct. You have instincts.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I try my best to yea.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Richie.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I told you were gonna like him.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love him. By the way.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The first time you met, yeah, you met him at
seven Ekes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know what you did?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You tussled his hair.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I did.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, you tussled his hair and you said, keep on
keeping on.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
So he got that tattooed, keep on keeping it?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh you did?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, it's on my ass.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, he's married.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
He has six kids.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you have kids? Really? How many?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Three?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Holy more? He's a machine. His wife is Cambodian. She
is you liking those? Yeah? He likes you can play
the killing field of that game I love. Do you
play that game with her where she wears the hat
and you know your pol pot no.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Pot sometimes in bed?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, you know whoa you know who.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Is uh what like a dictator?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I think.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Emphasis on dick. Yeah yeah, yeah, top ten probably one
of the most horrifying.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
People of all time, of all time, and he's also
sponsoring the show. This episode of Bad Friends has brought
to you by.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The killing fields and killing fields.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
So wait a minute, though, I post I post a
video of Fancy crying, like just bawling, crying, laughing. You
guys went to get food. You guys went to go
to a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Are you and then no, it's Macone's fault. Macone got Yeah,
this is what happened. Okay, i'm'll tell you what happened.
Tell me I went through the gateway before everyone else.
And sometimes I'll go, I'm eating at this place right,
there were two seats open next to me. It's at
it's not a table, it's like a bar. Yeah, So

(03:50):
then you know, mcone and Andrea sit next to me
and we order. I've already have I've already ordered a
traditional breakfast, a traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right, and
an orange juice right. And in front of us is
a gigantic kind of like menu that's leaning against the wall.

(04:12):
And on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only
twelve year old kids get. It's got sixteen pieces of
chocolate stuck in it, right, whipped cream? You, I mean,
a thick straw. It's just this thing that you why
would anyone get that for a breakfast?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And why would they?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah? But he orders it, of course, of course, after
he orders his original meal. He orders it later. He goes,
excuse me, is that available? And in my mind, I'm like,
why would you get that? He gets it, of course, right,
of course, this thing is taller than average drinks and
there's a straw sticking out right. So me and Fancy share.

(04:49):
We share pancakes often. Yeah, that's our little hobby. I
go yo, Andrea passed me the pancakes. He hands it
to me, and I'm and then I'm looking away and
the pancake plate hits the straw of this chocolated drink.
It spills all over all my body, the backpack, everything.

(05:11):
It's chaos, but.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Also the only reason it was in front of you
is because you took us. I didn't even get a
sip before my first nip. You're like, let me try this,
and you put it right in front of you.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, yeah, all right, so he didn't even get the drink. No,
so really it was yours. Yeah you technically.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Check it out, you paid for it, and you spilled
it and you're the only one that drank.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, technically yours. So now I'm drenched
in this sticky, thick fluid chocolate chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah,
it's all sugar. Why would you get that's his fault?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Is so good on the picture.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, so you have such a deprived child. Yeah yeah,
So now my backpack is drenched with this chocolatey thing.
I'm drenched with it. Yeah, So what does one do?
I look at the immediate first clothing store. Yes, it
was like a sports store, right, and I bought a
complete different outfit.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
You bought an Arsenal jersey and you bought it.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
And I don't know why he laughed the way he did, well.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Because he saw you trying it on, and he says
in this video you might be able to hear it
calm down, just say it.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Naked.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
So you so you're butt naked and you opened the
fitting room door and they're there because you want scissors?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Can I defend myself cut the tags off? Can defend myself?
It was just a prank, What do you mean? Because
I had a fart brewing and I knew the tags
were in the back of these new pants, so I
was going to turn around and him grab it. He
had to lower himself to and you know what I mean,
and then I would fart in his face. But it
never happened. It never happened because they didn't have scissors.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
No, yeah, you have made me pull them off manually.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, yeah, I go do it manually.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But did you fart on him while here?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah? Yeah, so I pulled it off. All right, I
did pull it off, but I did answer the door.
But can I just defend myself real quick? Sure, It's
not as if I didn't look below and see what
feet in front of the Yeah. I memorized the shoes.
It was our friend. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, well you can always tell fancy shoes their twelve
year old boy shoes.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah yeah, their little boy Belchruz. So I opened it
up and then lo and behold there's other people watching
as well. But I mean worse, I'm not completely naked, okay, right,
I don't know why he would react like this.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It was so fun. And you also had me buy
twelve wet white package.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, well you need twelve. Yeah, and one is not enough.
One was enough, it was Yeah. So we gave eleven
to the waitress and she couldn't believe it.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
She was not about to accept your tip.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
It took a lot of finessing for you to do.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
You know why, because this lady gets on her knees
with you know, a towel and stuff. It's just wiping
on my backpack and the ground. She doesn't need to
do that.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And you tipped her. Yeah, yeah, what did you give her?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It took a hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, it took like ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, she went down and we didn't ask for that.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Why did you did you ever say stop? You don't
have to do that.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I kept going, you know, she didn't know. It's my job.
It is my job, and I had to tip her.
You have to, yeah, yeah, And so then I had
him go get me wet naps. You got a little
bit more than an asked you asked for sixty dollars worth.
I don't know how in Europe what web nets cost.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't think you know what they cost here. I know,
I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't know what they cost.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
So I bought like twelve of them.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You got a lot, A lot covered my bases.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, at least at least you were generous and you
helped her out.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you know who you are.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
When we're on Vaca or we're on trips like this,
you are bring up, bring up Jim Carrey, dumb and dumber,
uh handing out cash. Here you go, there you go,
there you go, there you go, there you go. I
mean that is and I'm complimenting you.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
We would go.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
We got to ride from the house car at the
hotel and he handed him one hundred dollars bill and
it's nice, very generous, and the guy goes, thank you, sir,
and then we took it the car again ten minutes later,
give him another one hundred dollars bill. I was like,
how much fucking money are you gonna give this guy?
He drove us a mile down the road. That's like it,

(09:28):
that's like uber platinum.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm gonna defend myself quick.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm complimenting.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, no, it sounds gross. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well, No, it's awesome. I'm saying it was funny the
way you were so generous.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Can I just say something? Okay, I don't have a
lot of money, so let me just say something. Okay,
when I want to say, is this at the comedy
we go up at the car I get that. How
many times am I at the comedy store?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Too many?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
A lot? Yeah, and there every night, every night, basically
a house comic there. Yeah, okay, so every two weeks
I take that money. So what I'm giving people isn't
like money out of my bank account or anything like that.
It's like that's you know, because we do like bringer rooms.
They'll give you cash like yeah, here's three four hundred dollars, right,
I don't spend that on anything.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I do it.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I use that as tips, shadow cash, shadow claw cash. Yeah. Yeah,
it's not as if I'm like, you know what I mean,
rolling in it, and I'm like, you know what I mean,
there's money for everybody. No, it's just like shadow money.
It's like, you know, what's another shatow money? Sometimes reasons
where what the fuck is shadow money. I made it up.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, what does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I don't know. I like it. Yeah, shadow money.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's money that you know when my wife is like,
why did you buy that, I'm like, baby, it's shadow money.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, it's shadows. Shadow money. What does that say?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Refers to a concept with the financial system that includes
money like claims created through a repurchase operations and other
non bank and official intermediators.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Shadow money, baby, in that in a way? I guess
that doesn't make sense. I don't know what that meant,
but yeah, it makes perfect sense. Yeah, playing a crucial
role in the shadow banking system.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's a broader concept just for an illicit finance and
can it come as to legitimate, albeit less regulated financial
activities shadow money, baby, Yeah, it's a legitimate term.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, so I use that.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Do you hear that somewhere? No, this is insane that
it's a real thing. You know, when you guess something
and you're like, I'm probably wrong and it's right, and
you're like, oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well, sometimes I like to make my makeup terminology.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah you do all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, I do it all the time. I don't know
if it makes sense or not.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Shadow money makes perfect sense to me.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
But I've always called it shadow money, and so.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
You were shadowing out a lot.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, you shadowed. Be honest with you. You know
what I used to spend shadow money on strip clubs.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
That is shadow money.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
So it's like, well that's what it's literally saying right there.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You know that stuff goes to like cat litter, right yeah,
I mean, like I spend money on cat litter and
cat stuff and dog stuff that's out of the shadows.
Or a pool, Like I get a cleaning guy to
come over once a week to clean my pool. Does
he do a good job? Yeah he does. I have
a small pool.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't think they ever do a good job. I
think it's a lie.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, I need a poop picker upper.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, Richie is here, Oh I got you?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah you really really Richie?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Would you would you go clean up all the cat
poop at his house for a good price? What would
a price be do you think.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Uh, to just clean up cat poop around in the part.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Of cat poop or and dog poop around the outside.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Honestly, that's like I would take minimum wage for that.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
What is minimum wage that you'd accept?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
California minimum wage is pretty high.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Honestly, I take like fifteen for that. That's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Six to fifty an hour, yeah, honestly that Yeah, but
you could get it done in one hour, so you're
getting paid sixteen.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
No, it would take ten minutes, okay, right, So here's
what I would do, Richie. Take that, Richie, I would go,
here's for you to drive over to where do you
live in? What area? Like just the east, north, southwest
and Bodia Walk Yeah yeah, yeah, so far east east
yeah yeah, no in La east side, west side, north
or south?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I in Burbank Okay, I don't know east south.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah exactly. So we're figuring out, So Burbank to my house,
we'll get your software. I would probably give you to
drive all the way from Burbank to my house fifty
bucks to clean my dog pool.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
That's good, I would do that.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, let's let's let's instate this.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah. And also price, it's a really good price. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
But I will say this, this is the innocence of
how sweet Richie is. Richie helps and does clips for
me and stuff on the side. And I said, hey,
rich I need you to do some other clip stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Can you help me out? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, how much do you want for the clip? He's like, uh,
like ten.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Low balls.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I was like ten dollars, yeah, to do work? Yeah,
I go do I'll give you ten dollars right now,
let me help, Let me give me the you know, no, no,
my deal.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Gets starving.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I was like, rich, you're really doing the killing field.
It's not for real. How about this.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
You go to the house and clean up poop. You
get yourself one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
One hundred dollars, I do that easy.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
You're speaking about my piness.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right, Yeah, I'm your business manager. Okay, yeah, okay, hey, hey,
hey yeah, yeah, it's shadow money, baby.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's shadow money. Okay, okay, you'll do it there. Okay, god,
it's great. Now I'm questioning what he's willing to do
for money?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
What are you willing to do for money?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
What aren't I willing to do for me?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Wow? Are interesting? Would you? Are you good with would work?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Can you would work?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I could figure out would work?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Are you good escape rooms?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I could escape?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Do you have a secret talent of some kind?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, do you not have a hidden talent at all
that we don't know?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Honestly, can you whistle?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
My talent.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Can you whistle at best? That's a talent.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Everybody can fucking I can't whistle. You don't know how
to whistle.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Let me try? There it is whistle. Yeah, that's not
a talent. Can you gleek?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Gleeking is cool under your tongue?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I'm king gleek? Do it?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You curl your tongue. You have to load some spit
under there. Gleeks were cool to do. We gleaking on
someone in that?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
In school? Yeah, I can gleek?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
What else can you do? Put your hands together and
make music like fart? Wait?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, hold on, let me hear that again. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Can you do that? No? Yeah, you can try. You can't. Okay,
you can't do that. What else?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I see why they got you on reservation?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah? Yeah yeah? What else? Can you do? Nothing? Much? Huh?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I mean like I do this?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
This is my juggle? Can you juggle?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I could do my?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
No? No, don't give him? You dance break? Do you dance?
Are you a dancer?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I mean I got some solid I got some okay moves?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Can I be honest? I really miss andres Yeah kidding, Richie,
I love you. I think you're great. You're here to
stay and all jokes aside. You don't have a girlfriend,
you're single, right, I.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Actually just got rejected like this week.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Wait, you're not married and have kids? Sorry, come on, man,
come on, set out. Fuck you dude, I really thought.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
You thought the twenty three year old kid had three
kids with a woman from Cambodia.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I saw amish documentary where this kid was twenty two,
I had like six kids. No, man, you have nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
You just got rejected.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, I just got rejected. I I bought concert tickets
and we were kind of talking and I thought it
would be a good gesture.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And then she what concert depends on what the concert is.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, I got weird. Al, that's a rad concert.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
It goes That's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
It's a cool that's really cool. I saw them. I
bought them instantly. I thought it was a really good idea.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yea, dude, this kid, this is like you remember those
things when we were kids. Those they were tiny little
schoolhy things and you put them in the tub and
they expanded. Yeah, what were those things called?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
That? Whatever that was?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
That's like Richie is that to maccone? Like he's he's
just getting the tub. He'll expand.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Are the same kind of you can do with gummy bears?
You can you can put a gummy bear in a
in a bowl with water and it'll grow overnight.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I want to do that. Yeah, yeah, Richie, So you
bought weird Al tickets? How much did you spend?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Not that, I mean like seventy five bucks something like that,
which is like pretty good for two tickets.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Two tickets seventy five bucks, this is.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Like not that bad.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
And did you go solo?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Well now it still hasn't happened yet, so I need
to I need to find something.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's late, it's at the end of August, Richie.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Did you get backstage at least?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Weird Al pretty not great?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know, pretty far.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Let me tell you something real fast. Yeah, all the
ladies at home that are looking for a good man.
He's six feet tall. That's taller than the average mail.
He's got a yearly income of don't worry about it,
never mind. But he can't take good weird Al. What
kind of CARDI drive?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
No car?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
That's even better? George, George drove you. That's embarrassing. But
but but he's a But you know, how about this.
If there's a young lady that's willing to go on
a date with with Richie to go to this weird
al y concert, We'll set it up. We'll we'll set
them up with a nice car and everything.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
We'll do that. You will, Huh you will? Sure? Okay, Uh,
look at me.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
We're not.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
But seriously, girls, if you're interested in this gentleman, he
got blown off, he.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Got stood up.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
That's awful and gross. Right, you got rejected? Please email
Carlos in the Booth at gmail dot com. Uh and
if you live in Los Angeles, he can take you.
You just have to submit a video saying why you'd
like to go on a date with Richard? What's your
full name? What's your is your full name?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Richard?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's Richard, but I always go by Richie everyow rich Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
So if you want to go on a date with Richard.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well you can. I ask, is there dinner involved? You
got to take them to dinner for the car.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Not before wed Well they'll they'll throw up.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
But where would you bring this person today?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I guess somewhere around though.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, I'm a girl, so Richie, I've never heard of
wear it now, but is it gonna be good?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It'll be great. Oh he's gonna sing Yoda at the end.
That's my favorite one.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Anyway, I'm pretty hungry. Are we going to eat something?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, let's go to in and out.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Its good in and out it is good.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah. If you're high at one in the morning, it
is good. Yeah. Yeah. So where are we going, Richie?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Uh A dime. We're going to like, like you know,
Grandvillain beur Bank.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, it's a good spot. It's it's a yeah, it's
a it's like the best I can do.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, it's like a nice it's like a nice chain chain.
It's a nice chain. It's a nice yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh yeah, I've seen that driving by the street.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, it's like what uh it's like what Panera bread
wishes it could be.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh, I see you know what I'm saying. It's like
a nice Grandville.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You would go, oh, yeah, Grandvill's nice. Took good as.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
What's the best place you can take though? Somebody grand
You let him come over and clean up poop. He'll
be able.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
To say I can get a little better day.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I'll just keep it.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So how about this? Yeah, no,
Grandville's nice, it's like a nice chain.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Good.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
But but if she's not hot, where does she go
in and out?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
And I'll be k So you judge the meal on
the look. No, not always, but about so how are
you gonna So we're gonna get you a car, pick
you up, and then pick her up, and then we
got to get you a car back from the weird al.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Why don't we just give him someone's car? Carlos, he's
got to use your car to go on a date.
He has to use your car. Okay, great, Wait do
you have a license, dude?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
I do have a license, I just don't have a car.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, we're good. He'll use Carlos's car. But here's
the only stipulation. Carlos has to go with you on
the date and the whole time he's gonna be trying
to fund a girl.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, so good, and added an element of challenge.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah yeah, too easy, too easy. You can't get set
up by bad friends and not so Carlos will be
with you on the date trying to hook up mm hmmmm.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Or you sabotage it by not going to Granville and
go to Mastros no and just go, oh you can't
afford us, I'll get it. Oh, that'd be a good one.
How dare you? Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good one.
And then instead of instead of wear it out, you're oh,
I'm going to cold Play No no, Oasis London. Let's

(21:17):
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But I only have two tickets. Sorry, rich What would
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Speaker 3 (21:26):
I would say weird Awls playing Yoda in the encore.
We can't miss it.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
How many times have you seen weird Out?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Never?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I'm really excited.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Where's he playing?

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There? What he can sell? The key of four?

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Speaker 1 (24:23):
No, I've never met him, but no I have met him. Yes,
I have met him, super nice Christian reach out. I
don't know him in that way because imagine.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
This guy could take somebody backstage. Yeah, are you a
Yankovic fan at home?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Ladies?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
You got to hit up Carlos in the booth at
gmail dot com to get this guy to take you
to a show. You got to live in the LA
metropolitan area, Okay, can't be someone that. When we get
some of the emails, they're like, are you living you kaipa.
You're like, well, I don't know what the fuck that is?
Do you live alone?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Studiopartment?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Wow? Hell yeah? Wow, this is nice. It's nice. What
is botano? Botano?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
What's botano? What that? Yeah? I don't know what that is,
but I know what this is. And this is Arsenal. Guys,
you got an Arsenal jersey. It's a slept king in
the back. And thank you to thank you for London.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Thank you for London, London. We had a really fun
time with you guys.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
You're gonna get some stuff off my Chester. Go for
it about London and Europe. Yeah, do it. Yeah, two things. Uh,
I've been I've been listening to a lot of ramdas,
have you really Yeah, the spiritual I know the teacher. Yeah,
And I've been trying to meditate. And it's all because
of Europe. Yeah, some things occurred. What happened in Europe? Well,

(25:37):
you and I had our issue, but I'm going to
talk about that. But I'm going to talk about we
didn't have an issue. Okay, we had I had a gripe.
We had a gripe, but that's mended.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
And what did I say to you in the hallway after.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
The gripe, Yeah, post gripe. I'll never do that again.
And I'm sorry, and I love you. Yeah, okay, And.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I think that's the best three beats.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
It is. I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah, it was in that order.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh, you're right, you know you know it was. Yeah,
you know how much I love you. Yes, And I'm
really sorry and that won't happen again. So it was
in that exact order.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's okay, because we're partners, you know what I mean.
But we're also brothers, and we're also sisters. Sister sister.
Yeah yeah, they should make it with us. Yeah yeah,
sister sister, The Tale of Two Sisters. That's another horror movie.
That's a Korean movie, do you see it. Let's go
back to my gripes with right right, gripe, gripe, right right?

(26:35):
All right, okay, okay, there, here you go. The week
leading up to the gripes. Why are you not in
your head, Richie? You weren't there. I want to know
about the he's interested in. Yeah, all right. So it
was a great week. We went shopping in London. We
did yeah, really good meals, delicious and what a beautiful city.

(26:58):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Uh my wife got her phone stolen on day one.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, that was very very London experience.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, if you had a rough experience in London.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
We landed in London and we got robbed the first night.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
And you know what I've been protecting. I protected my
phone so badly. Well I told you, dude, Ye they're
ready to ready.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Look at the look at the amount of iPhones stolen
in London on a daily basis. Got I mean, honestly,
it's a joke. But continue your gripe.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Let me get gripe first and then we'll do the
londripe it out. Okay, So I'm the first gripe was
when I first landed? Okay, I can ask you what
do you know? What it was? There was no car waiting. No,
I'm fine with that, are you? If you're gonna gripe?

(27:43):
Oh all right, gripe, we'll talk about some of my
things then. All right, so what do I show? We've
had tour managers before we have okay, and I want
to name her name. She's great, we love her. And
when we're in a city ready to go to the
gig or a hotel whatever, there's a car waiting for us.

(28:06):
There is okay, when somebody else is too, were managing.
I don't want to name the person. Right, we have
to get into gypsy cap and with the way two
hours okay, you know it's uh it's a little different. Yeah, yeah,
it's different. And then also the look at his face?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Who Richie?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah yeah, so but that's not my first gride. Why
don't you okay with somebody?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Macon? Go ahead, I talked to Whitney, I talked to Bert,
I talked to a bunch of people about this name,
somebody legitimate. Okay, Geard Butler. I love him. I love him.
Tell you a little story later, okay about Geord Butler.
Yeah yeah, he loves you. Yeah, Okay, move on. I
swear to God, you.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Brother, I've done this to you. I've I've lied to
you and said this person loves you.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
And he's like I Bobby mom, right, shut off, that's
your line. Why are you blushing? I know what's coming, okay.
And I said, we're in the car and you know
Macone is the videographer, and you know you're trying to
look at the buildings. You know, it's a city I
haven't been to in twenty years, right, and I'm I'm

(29:16):
in all. I'm taking it. I'm taking in the history,
You're always taking it in. I'm looking at the Parliament,
I'm looking at the you know, big band, the big band.
I'm looking at the statues, you know, the history where
the Beatles played on that rooftop. We love that, right,
And there's a camera in my face now. At one
point I was like, you know what, put it down
because it's kind of like distracted me. I want to

(29:38):
you know, and he goes, no, I'm serious, MacCall. Just
put it down because I'm trying to enjoy its kind
of you know. Nope, I go, yeah, do what? No?
I go why? He goes because Andrew said no. So
then I look at it. I'm gonna go. But you

(29:58):
know it's half my podcast, right He goes, I don't care,
and just said no the balls right, So now everyone listening,
right now, this is what I have to do. Now.
I got to call Andrew, to call McCone to say no,
that's right right now. Did I say shove a camera
in his face and when he says stop, don't stop.
I never said that.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
No, but there's a history on tour where Bob you
like to, you know, okay, put the camera down. But
it's like for the bit and like you're always your point,
your your good actor. Sometimes I don't know what's real
and what's faking.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I thought this is a manipulation at a high was Fargo? Shit?
I rewatched Fargo. Your Minnesota people, dude, it's Fargo. They
all manipulate, the manipulate. You act all incident, but then
you're shooting somebody in the face, but putting people in
to wood, which saving wasn't from Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
The tutors weren't from Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Here's the deal. Did you hear that tone?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Though I heard it, I heard it right now. You
just did it literally right?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
That tone was no when he was in the car.
And I do apologize for that, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
And I never told you to keep rolling when he
says stop, well, yeah, so what.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
There There have been times where I'll look over when
Bobby's like stop, and I'll.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Look at you and you go, yeah, if it's fun.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I know.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
And this was so fun.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
We were going by buildings. He was like, he was like, oh,
it looks like Auschwitz was so he was just throwing
out gold constantly.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
That's that's gold, it's bronze.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
The point is Macone and I and Bobby and I
had a real conversation about it. Macone is there to
do that is his job, but he kept doing too
much of his job when you asked him to not
do his job. And how is he being punished? And
I'll tell you he's been sleeping at the studio.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
No, No, I'm not kidding. I know, I know what
that been this morning?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I know the story to go get stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, and he's sleeping on the couch in the studio
and I was like, hey, buddy, and he goes, hey,
I go what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I guess this is where I had to go. I said,
do you need somewhere to sleep?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Dude? No? I kind of like it here.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, So he's self he's self bashing. He's doing it
to punish himself.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, the apartment that he has, something happened. It was
a gas leak or what happens.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
It's it was built in like nineteen oh six, and
they're repainting it, so they sanded and now there's just
lead paint dust in everywhere.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Could we really cover our windows?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
And his landlord legally has to give him money to
go somewhere else, And his landlord was like no.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Wow, and that my renders insurance doesn't cover any of
that either.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well, if you're just staying here, yeah, okay, he's taking
a shower at your house tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, where'd you shower today?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
I didn't chower today.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Let him stay in your house?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, I already have three Filipinos staying there. What's one More, Minnesota. Yeah, yeah,
all right, so so that I established though no, hold on,
hold on that argument though, of like you thought I
was joking. Yeah, maybe the first time, but I said
like three or four times, and then it got to
the point. Then it got to the point what had
actually call Andrew? At that point you would think that
I wasn't joking.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
No, no, And then I stopped.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
He did up the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, the people that I've talked to you about this,
that's fireable.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Well what do you think do you want to fire?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
No? I don't.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
But I think the moral is we we reached an
agreement where we established a safe word, which he did,
and I think it's I think it's a great.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
First of all, that was for you.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I said, let's have a safe word when you really
don't want to be filmed.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can this be the safe word? Stop?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Because why why is stop not the safe word anymore?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
You can stop with you is playful. It's got to
be a word. It's here's the thing when you're having
when you're playing character sex with someone you're having sex
with and they have to have a safe word that's
off beat so they know it has nothing to do
with what's going on. Yeah, like like Ricky ticky tembo,
No so rambo, you have to do that, and I'm

(33:50):
not that's not a that's an Asian thing, but it's
not an Asian thing.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Well that's the first crimee man. We move on to
this where is Carlos by the way you get because
this next gripe is about you And this one was,
oh my god, I could not believe it.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Gone, I will because I've got some I've got something
to talk to him about.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, this one was, huh what happened?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Let him feel about it?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You know what happens?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
What happened, all right?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Not with him, I don't know what, but with me.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Do you know what happened with me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
You made a huge deal about it when in Ireland. Yeah, yeah,
we got a tiff.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
No, we didn't get a tiff. You got a tiff.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Oh yeah, I forgot. When I said are you mad?
You said I'm not mad, which very scary.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Which means he's mad. It's like when you say stop
but you don't want to. You do a little Jedi.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, if you're a Padawan, you grow up in that line.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Gripe gripe to Padawan.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
So I just want to tell people listening hello and
endure good. Okay, And what I would also say is
this is that you know, when you're on a tour,
right after we don't eat all day?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Well you you usually don't.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, but still, I mean a lot of the people's
complaint is after the show food. Yeah, like we're hungry.
And so what the other tour manager would do?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Okay, the thing I did in London the first night?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Did he get a little sticky?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Did he he did? Yeah, it's where you ate NESSA.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, that's not true. You know who came up with that?
My friend? Do you remember that I do? Yeah? Yeah, no, no,
she did it. I was in the car when she called, like,
can we get his table of fifteen?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Oh, I'm talking about the night before.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I'm talking about show night. Okay, I'm talking about show night.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, but we can't let go of like other nights
for you.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah no, but the other nights we can figure that out. Wait.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
We talked about gripe zero, which was that you didn't
like your seat on the plane because it was business
and not first even though they have the same seats.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh god, dude, I didn't have a gripe on that.
How dare you? My only complaint is.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
That Robin Thick was in first.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, you were mad because Robin you did say that.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
That's not the gripe.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
The gripe is this.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
You said, why the fuck is Robin Thicke at first?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
And I'm not, Well, he cut.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Ahead of me.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I'm in line for first. He cut ahead of me.
I go, ay, the fucking Robin think going cutting ahead
of me. He's so famous, I know, but he's so
handsome too, right, I don't mind following Robin lick Rick.
I can't even fucking talk Robin Thick into the plane,
but I had to weigh another twin. Anyway, let's stop. Stop,
you're right moving. Here's another thing about that plane, okay,

(36:54):
is it's the I've never been on a play like
it where you're facing So I'm facing this way and
there's a dude facing this way right, and our heads
are this close, like his head's right here, and we're
right and there's a little wall that you can pull up,
but you can't pull that up until the flight takes
off right, right, So I'm just kind of and he's

(37:14):
coughing right, and I'm like and then that goes. Could
I bring the No? None, now I can't. You know,
it's weird, So I complained about that. I'm sorry, okay,
but I'm grateful for the fight. No problem, Gripe. Go on,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Let's go to Gripe because I'm gonna wedge mine in
real fast.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You want to do it now? Night one?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I said, Okay, he's bouncing around, you know, Carlos. Yeah,
And I said, are you high?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Here we go? And what did you say to me? Oh?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
I said no, But that's because I forgot I high.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, no, no, no, no, that's too high. No, if
you're so high, you forgot your high. That's high.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
It's because I took all my edibles on the plane
when we landed, because I thought we were gonna go
through customs.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I said, first of all, I told you not to
bring anything through.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
But it's fine in the air.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, okay, I said that you high, and you said no,
And then I and then maccone ratted you out and
said he bought weed from a guy.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
In the park.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Oh no, that was Braddy gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, yeah, gave you wheat in the park and you
smoked weed with him in the park.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah. It was fun. It's like a real British experience.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
It's like Ted last, what's British about smoking weed in
the That's a British thing.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, there was. It was British grass that we were
sitting on.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
It is British grass. I get it. Yeah, I've never
had British God saved the gay. Yeah. Yeah. Back to Okay.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
So Ari Andrew about forgetting. I can't believe I fucking
did that.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Okay, No, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I just wanted you to tell me the truth.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
No, I mean, I'm always gonna be honest with you.
If I forget, it's just the brain sometimes goes man.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I understand, thank you. So we're in Dublin, okay, and
Lovely City. Oh my god, lovely that hotel, Lovely City.
I went back twice for that lunch. I know you
ate it the same. Yeah. It's this is all Papa
needs for nutrients.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Okay, So you have food at your hotel already. You
could have just went there and.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hold Okay, I see what he's doing. He's good to
I just want to let you know how the human
body works.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
There's something called breakfast lunch and dinner.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
It goes breakfast, lunch, dinner, and since.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
We're in Europe, you get a second breakfast always. Yeah,
you have to, You always have to. Okay. So, yes,
I had lunch twice two days in a row at
the hotel. What do you call it? Cafe cafe? Yeah, okay,
soft sandwiches, tomato, soup, little side cheese plate, some greens,
and a beverage of some sort.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Beautiful, beautiful okay. So and I ran into that old
Joe Walsh. Remember I told you crazy, you run into
Joe Walsh. I'm outside hear about that. I'm outside of
the hotel and I'm smoking a cigarette, and I've just
been thinking about you because this is the day after.
This is when I'm waiting waiting.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
For my car for the airport, the BMW X five.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Go on, what is he doing?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I got I'll tell him something.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
He booked anyway, Joe Walsh.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
He booked a fucking prius for me to go back
to the airport. He booked a prius. I have five bags,
I've been gone for three weeks. He booked a prius.
The prius shows up, I go, I go.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I can't get in this Andrew, they don't have prius
is on the black lanes.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Hey, hey, hey Bob, it was a prius. I believe
you it was. I'm on your side. It was a prius.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Andrew. I'm on your side too. I think we should
call corporate.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I was a prius, and I go, I don't think
my bluggage can fit in there. There's my wife and
I have five bags. We've been traveling for three weeks.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Go ahead, when I get when I get gribes my ear. Yeah, okay,
come band to mine, go for it. Right. So the
show's over. It's about eight thirty.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I've been working fourteen hours something.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, that's your job. The job entitles a lot of things.
It's a big job. It's a big job. Okay. So
and Andreas is there with us, Yes he is, and
no joke. I turned on my I go, what are
we gonna go eat? He's like, I don't have We
don't have you know plan, you.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Know, Richie do an impression.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
We don't have a plan to go to the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Very good or French by fine? Yeah yeah, French French.
And I go, well, that's interesting because you know, usually
a tour manager sets it up, sets it up right,
and he goes, I'll read it back, and he, I guess,
goes to Carlos and goes, maybe it's telling me you
know what I mean to get that, or you should
already have that arrange. Right, So now we're talking to

(41:54):
By the way, that show was amazing in Dublin's Great. Yeah,
we had these days. Answers go up on stage, the
Irish answer, the Irish dancers. We danced with them and
it was pure joy. It was magic. It crushed too. Yeah,
it was magic. So afterwards I'm with there's three Irish
lady dancers a male and we're chatting it up. What

(42:19):
a victory? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you know we're
cugging and all of a sudden, this is what you're
here and I'm not making this up. Fuck you, Bobby,
that is yeah, I know. That's the tone.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
That was that's the tone. That's not the words. I think.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Oh, what was the road works? I'm sorry, I don't
I saw the movie once. I wasn't there for this.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah, I'm working Bobby. I'm working Bobby.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
But there were some swears.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
No, there were no swears. It's just tone. You're right
on tone y.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yay, and he's screaming at me right with I'm with
these people, oh wow, in front of friends, in front
of friends, workmates, cohorts, if you, if.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
I may, yeah, show the show biz experience. It's like
an Aaron Sorkin show.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Backstage okay, trying to get and when he did that,
I calmly walked up to you.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
It's horrifying.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
The they go, are you out of your mind? Don't
ever talk to me like that again. Okay, yeah, if
you had done that to anybody that was the artist,
a road manager out the window, the window, right, I
don't know why you're not in your head. McCollums, same thing. Okay, yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
On probation as well.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
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Oh Andrew, I've saved so much money on Rocket Money.

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Speaker 1 (43:56):
There are some like photo apps and games and stuff
that have subscriptions on that just bleed money. Oh yeah,
but what is rock Rocket Money heads it on an
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Speaker 2 (44:08):
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Speaker 1 (44:14):
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They'll even talk to customer service so you don't have
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(44:50):
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Speaker 2 (46:36):
So the person in the window non in probation is Richie.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah yeah, Richie's the best. Yeah. And so what I
want to say is I after that, I went to
my dressing room. No one's in there, and I sat
down and I just literally went, yeah, I think I
can't do this right, Like I'm not I'm being real,

(47:03):
I just can't do this, you know. And it was
the first time I ever felt that where I was like,
do I want to change things up? Mm hmm, you
know what I mean? Do you not with you? And
I no, no, with with them? No good. I'll tell

(47:25):
you why Ramdas.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
What did Ramdas teach you?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I don't remember. I don't remember, but just something of
his tone of his voice and about mindfulness and stuff.
So it's like, I am it passed some of the rage,
some hi to it, but it does show me that
there is something wrong and the dynamics. And I think
that we mixed fame with our employees. When you have

(47:50):
employees and you have you mix it with dude, you're
getting recognized.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
I think this is projection because I think that there's
a whole different problem happening here and it has nothing
like fame didn't even come into my head.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
What is the other problem that you think it is.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
I've known Bobby since two thousand and nine. I work
for him.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
So in the way that you make fun of me,
saying you let macone in too close, she let him
get in too close, she give him too much, blah
blah blah, then.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
You do that with Carlos. Well, yeah, I mean, of
course I have known him that long. Yeah, right, But
it's not like we were like the best of friends.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
So you're saying you're not friends of them at all.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I was. It's like, let's suppose esther Pavinski. Right, Yeah,
one day was just like, I want to be your assistant.
Then the role changes, right, the roles change and you
have to do that job.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
But are you communicating that?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Don't you think that's just an instinct.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I don't know if he's got good instincts, Like, can I.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Give you an example of this? Yeah, okay, I was
on that TV with Jordan Peel and we hung out
all the time. We were very close, right, Okay, he
became this gigantic director. Yeah, the roles have changed a
little bit in our friendship. Yeah, you know, and I
instinctally know that the things that I would say to him,

(49:06):
I think that before. I don't think I would. Why not,
I don't know. I think just the roles have changed.
He's in a different place, and.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, he should be the same guy you knew before.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I think I'm saying it wrong. I think that if
he hired me in a movie, he hired you. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. If he hired me in a movie,
the rules would change, I think, is what I meant
to say. Okay, Yeah, it's not like I'd be like Fucky,
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
But how do we reconcile.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Well, I'm fine, you know, I mean they have to change.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Are you willing to change?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
I mean, yes, I'm willing to change that aspect of
my behavior. I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob, as
just as the guy.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I know that was fucked up.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
But did you Can we just admit though it was
a scream?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Oh yeah, I screamed to you.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wish you were there. It would
it would have startled it pretty upset. I didn't. Yeah, yeah,
it would have startled. It was awesome. I didn't say that.
He was about to say it was awesome. It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
That is future projection on what I could have said.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
But here's another thing that I have a little bone
to pick with you too, is that I'm beginning to
think that this Arsenal thing was a prank. So I'm
gonna I'll tell you what do you mean by that?
So what are you doing pulling on my email?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
So you see it's not a prank?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Okay, a fan made that for you. No, that's what
I'm saying. Oh, you think it's bullshit? So a week
before we're going to London, Yeah, Carlos calls me goes, yes,
we're going to the Emirates, which is, you know, my
favorite sporting team. It's in North London and I've never
been to the Emirates. Is the stadium that they played
And he goes, yeah, you're gonna get a towo on

(50:51):
the grounds and this and that, and I was literally
did I not cry? I cried because I was so happy.
Did I go to the Emirates when I was in London?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
No, no, but I don't know what it looks like.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, but don't say it.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I was gonna say, do you think a different tour
manager would have got you to the Emirates?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It's a good whoa yeah, oh boy, I think so. Boy.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
What I'm gonna take a second.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Go ahead say something, go ahead, speak your mind. That
was a funny bit, the Emirates thing. What I just said.
It was just for a bit.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
But I think you did a good job and we
do love you.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Thanks Andrew, and.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
We appreciate you. And Macone did a good job and
we appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
And Richie did a better job.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
You did the best job was even there.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, we gotta put them in the animated show. We
don't even have a choice. Gripes out.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
It doesn't feel better. You don't feel better with that.
With the gripes are gone, the apologies have to be
a little bit more real. I think you don't believe them. No,
let's let's hear it now, McCone first, and then Carlos,
and let's just hear these. I want to see you
and as a very one of my best friends in
the world. Yes, will you be real a real apology?

Speaker 4 (52:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Let me try to let me just get get my
mindful hat on, pep and let me open my heart
right oop, it's open, open, wide open. I'm in the moment, okay,
and I will turn my body like animatronic style.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Hi, Bobby, I just want to say, legitimately, I'm so
sorry that I was filming too.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Much when you didn't want to.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
I just know that when we never we're on these
trips some of the best times in my life, and
I really want to capture every moment one of it,
not just for my memory but for the fans.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
For a second, he's already justifying it in some way, right,
I just wanted an apologies. He's it's already tied into
like why he did his behavior. Pots, that's what it was.
Start over, please open and.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you
as much as I was and when you said stop,
and now we have a safe word to not do that,
so it'll never happen again.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
I guarantee it.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Okay, I feel that felt wrong. Yeah, there's still a
little bit of a bit.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
More sweet, no tears nothing.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
The first one was gonna be sweeter, but you guys
wanted it more straightforward one.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yeah, it's like I'll just we want. That's not what
I want, it's what you should want.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah, interesting, you know, let.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Me see something man next.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Hey, Bob, I'm sorry. I was so passionate about the
show and then I let it out on you. I
should have done better. I should have been I should
have done the boo this thing to do. Sit with
my feelings, don't release them and anger.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Are you singing an Oasis song? Very good? Really good?
Very good?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
And I love you forever? Man? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Are you high right now?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay, okay, all right, I didn't buy it. Yeah, yeah,
I love you forever? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Yeah, that's like what you would say on your wedding day.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yeah, yeah, you're not getting fucking married.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, I've been married, so I would know. I know,
thank you, I know you have.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
So jewels are Rudy jewels, our beloved. Her mom lives
with me, m m and no, and Rudy lives with me. No, okay.
And so every other night we have a movie night, okay.
And so they've been pretty open to the movies I've suggested. Good, Okay,
I'm trying to push Alien and Aliens.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I love Aliens.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Do you like Aliens? Sure? Yeah, I thought it was
very good. They're two different movies. The second one is
more action packed and more Hollywood, but the first one
is a master Alien. But do you think they'll like it?
Because I showed them Taxi Driver and they're.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Just like, well, this is very different movies.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I think they like. I think they like Alien? Yeah,
yeah really yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, Aliens such a good movie.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
What I made them watch? We saw not Talk to Me,
but the Other Bringer Back.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
We like that.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, so we watched Horror. Should like it? Still like it?
But throw me some because I showed them. I'm going
to show you the movies I showed them and they loved.
They think about this, some of these movies. They didn't
even they never even heard of all right, So we
saw Shawshak Redunein. Never heard of that movie, never saw it,
heard of it. Imagine turn on the TV once I know, well,

(55:50):
they don't have TVs. Yeah, they loved it really yeah,
why no, I like it's easy to follow. No, I
like it. I like it up.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
My point is like, I didn't know if that would
trust them.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
It's a perfect movie. Pretty good. It's a pretty good movie.
Steph King. Okay, that's right, very good. The second one
is then we went to Scorsese. They loved Goodfellas. Oh yeah,
I would hope so so. They like Gangster Movie. Yeah,
they loved Casino so good, so good, so good. Taxi Driver,
uh wow, yeah shocked. I should have done Taxi Driver

(56:25):
first before Casino and Goodfellas. Maybe. Yeah. Then we went
to Shyamalan Shamalama, Ding Dong. Yeah, sixth Sense.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
They've never seen it, No, never heard about it.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
They maybe heard of it, but never seen it.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Oh my, and they didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Jules found out halfway to the movie. Can I just
say what?

Speaker 4 (56:44):
She goes?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
She looked at Bruscelli, he dead, what Yeah, just I
couldn't believe it. She must have heard this. I don't know.
I don't know. She said she didn't.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
She always nobody knew, nobody from when we watched the
first time, I'm new, no one knew.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I know, I didn't know. In fact, I didn't even know.
The fiftieth time I've seen it, I'm hearing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a switch every time for me.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Okay, I'll tell you what they wouldn't like what Paul
Thomas Anderson.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
So I was trying Boogie Nights at Magnolia. It's hard,
I'm telling you they would It's not for them. What
about this one, Wes Wes Anderson. They wouldn't fucking like either,
aeronok No, Rocking for a Dream.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
There's no way they would like that movie.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Well, then they saw Fargo. They liked it, more Receivable,
and the best one they saw last night we saw
it was Burne after reading Oh yeah, did you like
that movie? Yeah? It's so good? Brothers, you know what
movie you should make them watch? So that's what I'm
asking you. What movies should we watch?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Thank you for smoking?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah? Well I've never seen that.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh, such, that's a great that's a great movie.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
You never saw that?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
No, oh mantive. Okay, it's a great look at the cast,
Robert Duval, Macy, Rob Low, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott, Adam Brody.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Wow, it's stacked. That movie is great. Okay, I'll see that.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
By the way, he's underrated.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Okay, but how about some more evergreen movies, like I mean, imagine,
they've never even seen Aliens, so it's like we can
go back.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
How about like, uh, Richie, well have they seen have
they seen Social Network?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Finch or No? I think maybe Jules has, but no, not.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
The movie is untouchably good.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
One of the best movies I think I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah, they saw seven and Fight Club two great ones.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Seven is so good. What's in are you?

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Well?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
You're you're I'm too gluttony, gluttony and slow. Yeah yeah, yeah,
how many do you have? I'm not really no, I'm
pride too, prideful, pride and pride and prejudice, wrath, wrath,
Pride and prejudic is a movie. You should show them that. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, seriously, Yeah, okay, what am I zoom in on
the so pride, greed, lust, heavy, gluttony, wrath and sloth.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I'm probably envy. No, no, no, what what you say?
What'd you say?

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Seven babies?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah? I'm not seven?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
No you have Wait a minute, let's go through them.
Do you have any pride? Do you have an ex wait?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Wait, wait, time out. No, he's gonna make me so
fuck I'm mad right now. I don't have seven on
a seven.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Let's find out. I know, but I don't pride. Do
you have an excessive belief in one's own importance or ability?

Speaker 6 (59:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I have imposter syndrome. You know that? Okay, everyone has that,
And I feel like I'm a piece of ship and
I feel I'm a loser. Come on, No, but in
a macombe be real. Yeah, so I don't have pride.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
No, you can feel like both at the same time.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
To myself, loaded to that pride, thank you, Macon.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
No, it's because macone doesn't know AA talk. You can
be both prideful and feel like a piece of s
when you walk.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
In the room.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Can you bet defend me? Do I pride? I don't
go to AA. I know, but so aside from the
AA aspect of it to either that's true, that's true? Yeah,
go ahead, So wash so no pride, okay, good, thank you, Greed, greed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Excessive desire for material wealth, or.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I literally don't. I'm so selfless with my money.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Jesse Johnson, how much money did I spend on her
in London? Sev exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Selfless because you know that Moore's coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That's not why I don't have greed. You know what.
There's so many opportunities that I've said no to just
because it's like, you're right, okay, good, So that's two.
That's right. Good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
So lusty cans or unchecked desires, especially sexual nature.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I don't know, dude, because let me just defend this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
I say you're seven.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
No, I'm not gonna say seven, but I just want
to defend myself, okay, all right, So my therapist goes.
The reason I've we've talked it down to this, the
reason why my relationships don't worn't is because I you know,
I mean I I'd rather not just poorn than have
sex with and intimate with my girlfriend. Right, So I've
cut that completely out of my life. It's been like
four months now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
But that says unchecked desires, especially of a sexual nature.
That's what you're describing what well, you're describing that, like
this thing can't fulfill you, so you're doing the opposite
to fulfill the sexual nature.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
No, what I'm saying is is that I'm easy. I
can easily cut unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature,
so I don't have lost. Okay, good out, Okay, thank you,
the captain said, okay, okay, yes, envy, yes, yes, I
have it. Okay, yeah, that's why, Yes, I have it,

(01:01:41):
all right, Glas, You lin't really get it. A guttony yes, yes,
gluttony me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Wrath, uncontrolled anger or hatred No, no, it's controlled. Your
hatred is very controlled. Yeah yeah, no, sloth, laziness or
unwillingness to act.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yes, I have three three, three out of seven. Can
we at least agree on that. Let's just see you, Carlos.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Pride none, zero, Greed none, kind of No, I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Don't know man. Lust yes, obviously, yes, lust is pretty
human names envy, yeah, but I don't act too. Gluttony no, yes, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Under indulgence in food, over indulgence, it says, yeah, but
that's what I'm saying. He doesn't over indulgent food, drink,
or material pleasures.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Material pleasures like sexual like gloryholes is a material pleasure
once in a while is not that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Did you get addicted to Gucci for two years? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Okay, so gluttony wrath? Yes, Saturday Dublin was wrath, all right? Okay?
Anyway sloth No, I don't think Yeah, okay, partial sloth,
you do what? Maybe? I like the way you just
said that, you questioned, you know what? That's real, partial slough.
I like that how that happened in your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Because because you're not thank you, it says laziness or
unwillingness to act. So you're not lazy, but you arely
very unwilling to do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
I think it's just when yeah, like action gets disconnected
from the brain. M m, when you're like when you're high.
When I forgot I was high.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Right because I was high.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I'll tell you who's a zero out of seven in
this building?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Yeah it's not you, Richie. Oh yeah, Richie, for sure?
I mean this you have no, you have nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
No, I don't think so honestly, I might be good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I'm not too pridy, I'm not too greedy, I'm not
too lusty musty you're rathy or something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
See this is the problem though, seven out of seven dangerous,
zero out of seven.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Moreous, more dangerous, scarier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Because you have to have you have to have problems.
We all have to have problems in issues.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
It's basically that, Wow, I have no problems and I
wanna I'm gonna shoot up there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
That would be rare, would be wrap, That would be wrath,
by the way, right before somebody shoots something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
But they're like, this is wrap, all right, But don't
you think one of these sins are gonna come to
the surface. I don't think you can be zero for seven. Yeah,
you gotta have something something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I think I just got other things, you know, like what,
what's just.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Come up with another sin? Maybe maybe there's an eighth
one go ahead, which is what.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
You know, handsomeness could definitely be one delusion.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Delusion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
By the way, this is all Bibles. This sins are
considered to be the root of imral behaviors that can
damage of the relationship with God. So the core of
this is saying, if you have any of these, it's
just based on the relationship you have with God, which
I think is bullshit because everyone's relationship with God is
unique in it. Amen, So it's already flawed by the way.
I saw a girl today and and and and look,
I don't know how to thank you. I don't know
how to say this, but you'll understand what I'm saying.

(01:04:58):
There's a very pretty woman that I was walking across
the street going to church this morning, when I was
going to get coffee, and she was walking to the church,
and she was very pretty. And I was watching her
like fix herself on her phone. She was looking at
herself on the phone, like fixing her hair and making
sure she looks good. And then I noticed her skirt.
I became like, my dad, it was like, that's pretty

(01:05:20):
short for church.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
It was like great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
It was like it was short enough where stairs. You understand.
It would be like, yeah, if you're walking upstairs and
someone's behind you, they can see the uh, they can
see the good. So it was interesting to go to
church in a short skirt. It was I was like,
that's a move.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
It's because like you go to a place like Mosaic
m some of these moments, it's like a hip church.
It's a hip church, right, hot hot people. Remember I
told you I went to that one in Venice. Yeah,
and they're playing like, you know, modern folk music.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah yeah, they were jamming, yeah yeah, way.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Oh yeah yeah. Hey and the Lord oh yeah yeah
the Lord.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Hey hey, hey, right, do the other song, the other
one they do, The Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Is coming too done, The Lord is coming to Jesus
loves you almighty, you know all that. Yeah, And people
are up and they're right, but everyone is like dressed
to the hilt and they're hot. Yeah is that the
right word. Yeah, And they're hot. Look at them. It's

(01:06:32):
their version of club.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
It's a nightclub.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
It's a nightclub, morning club without booze and drugs. Right,
and they're looking for their soulmate, potential suitors. Yeah. So
she comes in and maybe today's the day, right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
She just looked very much like she was going out,
he was going in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
But then you're at church and you see that girl.
But then it's like I got a dator for three years, right, yeah,
two years? Right, we're only going to make out out. Yeah,
she won't eat my butt hole probably never, probably never.
You don't know, man, Yeah, church girls, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I've met a couple of girls in surch Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
But you know, I mean I think you'd have to.
She'd have to be like, you like the hottest person
you've ever seen in your life. We'll be at church
and to go that's the one, and I'm going to
commit five years or three years until I get some action. Right,
You'd have to be like, You're like, I'm willing to
sacrifice this time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
I saw I saw a video on TikTok about these
this couple. They were saving themselves for marriage. He wanted
to do it, she did not, but she was like, yeah,
we're saving herself for marriage. And they're like, well, so
you know you can still be intimate, and he was like, no,
I'd prefer if we don't kiss either.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
You can't kiss before you fucking how do you know
I do? I don't want to be controversial, but did
I say that right? Yeah? I don't be controversial. But
even and if you're a version out there and you
haven't had it and you're waiting for a life partner,

(01:08:07):
sometimes either the male or the female, they don't know
how to do it right, and they'll never know how
to do it. And also, how do you know what's
good or bad unless you've played the game right. You
got to die. A couple of times. You get to
die a couple of times in there. Some mistakes, right,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
The Bible does not explicitly say state the kissing before
marriages is sin, So huh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
You can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Jokes on you. Oh yeah, I want to know about
comic Con.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
We comic Con. You went to comic Con? Oh yeah, yeah? Yeah?
What is there to know about comic Con?

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
I went there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
For your comic book?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah, for my comic book. I went there. Here's the
thing about comic Con. I did a panel, and there's
no there's no way of knowing that the tickets there
are going to people being there. I panic the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Sound's familiar because you show up and you're like, you
did a great graphic novel. Can you explain to the fans? Yeah,
you did a graphic novel with somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Well, I came up with a graphic novel with my
friend Matthew. That's it. It's called Deadweight, and we came
with the idea of this and that, and then he
went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it. Wow.
So the premise was something that I came up with,
but they wrote the story. What is it. Can I

(01:09:25):
tell you the story.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Bobby Lee was just a grease stained loser scrubbing dishes
in the decaying hell Tower until a haunted sword showed
up and everyone is building turned into flesh hungry death
cultists armed with blenders, bug zappers, and bloodlust. Now Bobby
slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors, chainsaw perverts,
satanic raver armies, and a hallucinogenic horde of suburban nightmares.

(01:09:50):
Every kill drags him deeper into a war he doesn't understand.
But the sword in his hand has other plans, and
it's not letting go. Destiny called Bobby sent it to voicemail.
Now it's kicking in the door with a string, flaming
stripper pole.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Is this not karate ghost? Wait? That sounds awesome? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Made for animation, A bloody, fun escape, hilariously dark.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah, yeah it's You Ever see The Raid?

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Oh my god, it's one of the best Marshall martial
arts movies you ever made. It's so good. You gotta
watch this movie, The Raid. It's incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
The second one is good too, Redemption and Kung Fury.
Ever seekung Fury. It's a combination of both things. You know,
we wanted to put it in one destination so if
we ever did a movie that we can actually make it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
So you did signings and stuff and pictures and everything. Yeah,
and you called me from San Diego. What did you
say about Comic Con?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
That's what a beautiful place? Is that what you said?
I don't want to talk about Comic Con in that way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Well, we got a lot of love about our little
pop up and Happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
And it was short but sweet, it was it was
short but sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
My My line was, it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yeah, is that shot in it?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
That shots in it so that that people are liking that?
Richie laughs? Yeah, is that funny? Richie that it's not meant.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
To be funny. And our podcast is in the back.
It's in the back. It's the whole fucking thing. Yeah,
that's our podcast studio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
I mean they literally they put they that's wearing our merche.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
It was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
I think the Internet liked it that we popped up
in pop up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Sometimes we pop up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Sometimes we pop up And let me tell you something
right now, Adam Sandler, you pop us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Up whenever you want to pop U pop us up anytime. Wow,
cameos were bananas, a lot of herd. It's the whole movie,
the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Also that Bad Bunny stole the show. Bad Bunny was
so funny in it. Yeah, and uh, Marcelo, who plays
Bad Bunny's cousin, I think did a fucking phenomenal job
to marcelf a funny guy Hernandez.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Yeah, yeah, here's the past. Yeah, that's I love. That's
him right there. Yeah, I love that kid.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
But Bad Bunny, to be honest, really stole the show man.
He was so good in the movie. I don't know
he was an actor. Is an actor he is now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Yeah, he's gonna get so much more than yep. Amen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
He barely speaks amen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
So many times Eric Andre isn't in the scene.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Yeah, I've had people, let people go, great job, I
said what I think my only line is what is
I don't even think I have a line.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Yeah, you say something to Benny safter but yeah, you
say something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I think it's pretty fasting for the sake of the
fans that want to know, we obviously did shoot that
here in the studio. They brought in their cameras into
our room.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Did we pod that day? We did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
We did a pod and then we shot the scene,
which I think inside stuff for people that want to
know it is kind of fun. They brought an entire
crew here in our little tiny bullshit studio. Yeah, there
was like fifty people in here, maybe more.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
That was so fun.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
It was kind of wild.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Yeah, shout out to our Buddyle Nucheck for you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
And you know, it's a blessing that they asked and
you know, we love Adam and it was It's a
cool thing to be involved in. It was fun. Yeah,
I liked it. Amen and amen and God bless, God bless.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
And you're you gonna get into golf.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Now you could. Let's talk about that for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
We went golfing in London.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah, we went golfing in London and we did a
put putt. We did a putt right, and yeah you
got because it's an area that you're an expertise and
you were.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Doing not in putt putt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yeah, you did what you're doing back back backwards putts.
Yeah it was backwards, not even looking yeah, no look backwards. Yeah. Yeah,
and you would get in it every time we went
in h Yeah, yeah every time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Uh didn't we tie him and I we tied?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
It was we cheated.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
You got two hole in ones.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
You know how many I got? Zero?

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
You have a problem with wind meals?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Yeah, windmills are my vice. Windmills, I mean wind meals,
eating outside in the wind.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
I have a problem with wind golf in putt putt
and in real life.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Yeah, I don't like wind mill I know, they make
me hard to catch hard. Yeah, yeah, eat it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
It was wind meal and it was a Faerirest meal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Yeah, there was a yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, I don't like the ferrest meal either.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I think there were more ferrest meals than wind.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Wait, right, much more ferres than wind mill.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
It was what was the place called. It was really nice.
It's called swing Ringers, west End, west End in London
and it was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Really so yeah, little room there to ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Yeah, it was great. Yeah. And then you know, can
I be honest with you and you're you're probably gonna
go what are you talking about? But I kind of
I kind of understand maybe the general reason why people,
if they're good at it, would like golf.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Well, yeah, it is fun to get it in the hole.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Yeah, getting in the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
It's kind of the theme of life. Yeah, getting a
ball in a hole is like our whole existence.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know, I've never like
done a long range because I don't even know want.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
To swing that, you know, I want to take your
golf in so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Let's do it then, Like it, is there a seven hole?

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
You can just play seven and quit? Okay, there is
not a seven hole? We could play nine? Is the
number you play?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Nine or eights? I also don't want the pressure from behind. Pause. Yeah, yeah,
I do. We get pressure from behind.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Stop saying it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
What do you mean I don't like it? I know, yeah, yeah,
especially if that's like four Koreans. Yeah, you know I've
seen them this thing like this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
No, No, we'll go to a place that's locked off
where we don't know you can just we'll try it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
M are there because I don't know. I've never dump
been in a golf match. Have you confronted anybody by
going too slow in front of you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
What what do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Like, let's say I'm in front of you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Well, usually what happens if they're playing too slow, you'll
hit a ball into them. Oh you're not trying to
hit them, but you want to just scare them a
little bit and go, come on, come on, move it along,
and do they try and go, Hey, buddy, they put
their hands up, they do this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yeah, yeah, we're taking our time here, buddy. What do
you say, oh, long distance communicate?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Yeah, because you can't, it's so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah yeah, no, I would do like.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Oh no TP tents but celebrate.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Yeah yeah yeah, something like that. Yeah yeah yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yeah, glitter face yeah, double balloon y yeah yeah, uh
what is that one?

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
This looks like you're shaking up something in the top
exactly to k Java.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Yeah. Anyway, now we will go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
I will take you golfing, please.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
I would like to what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
What Bobby ever watched mohalland Drive?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Oh? Yeah, did you like it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
You didn't fucking like it? That's insane. You didn't like
mohalland Drive?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
I liked it. No you didn't, I did. Can I
give you the positives? I love when you see a
movie about La and it feels like La that it
felt like it's very Los Angeles. So no more it
did very felt la and also her story. I you know,
we've met people like this. Yes, yeah, so all those
things ring true for me. It's just the ending I
just didn't understand. Yeah, yeah yeah. And can you explain

(01:17:06):
me the ending? I mean, the movie's been out for
a while, so explained.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
It to me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
What do you mean the movie's been out for a while.
I mean people already know. You can explain the ending
to me. Just spoiler alert, tell me what the ending
of Mahalan Drive is about.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
So the beginning wasn't real. She won like a trip
like she won like the two old people that come
in at the end, they were small. She wins like
the do wop contest in the beginning. That was the
opening scene, and then the next shot is her laying
down covering her face with the pillow. That's her going
into the dream state because she was in love with
the brown haired girl, so she invents this fantasy where

(01:17:39):
she's like helpless and needs her and they're gonna like
discover this whole thing together. But she actually hires a
hitman to kill her. So then she's hoping that the
hit man is incompetent and like the guy that she's
sleeping with the director, like he's getting cooked by Billy
ray Ciris. So the whole first two acts are all
like her fantasy and then after they open the blue Box,

(01:18:00):
back to her dark, sad reality, and like there's all
these interpretations in the boxer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Oh I see, so I saw those aspects of it.
That's her real reality.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Yeah, so you should rewatch it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
I'm going to rewatch it. Okay, now I get it.
It's good. It's real good. You got it. Though I
didn't get it. Oh, I just well. Also, I was
like I hadn't slept in two days. It was kind
of half watching it, going it seems why is she here? Well,
these shady people.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
It's very it's very uh fantastical in its approach. It's
almost like, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Alright, we're going to rewatch it. That's fine. I want too.
You didn't like it, I know you didn't like it.
I loved it. I can tell anyway, thank you for
being a bad friend. Is the perfect districted a

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