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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, look at who's back?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Look who's back?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello? Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
You know, it was really good to see you. When
I walked in the end of the studio, I felled
it off.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Did you really?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I hold you twice. I hold you twice, but with
some extra touch and with some scratchies. I love doing
scratches with you. Y Yeah, nipples, scratchies are good.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
A couple of tickles for the boy. Yeah, you're back
from Espana. I had some family time. How are you
feeling okay? Yeah? Yeah, happy to be back? Are you
happy to be back? For real? Especially because I saw you?
Guys tried to replace me. We didn't try.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We did, We're very We absolutely did.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That guy was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We found a wonder kid. Yeah, he's the best, the
big Sea Dynamic, the big seed. Dude. Are you threatened
a little bit? Wow? Well?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did you You didn't edit that episode? Did you know?
But George did? And you watched it? Did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I did you?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did I know? He watched it like a sick little weirdo.
Yeah he's not as good as there's no way he
is as good as me. And he was was Yeah, yeah,
we we we flew him across the country just to
temporarily replace you. But nobody, nobody, bad friends, No one
can replace fancy be Rappy. He's back. He's mad.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Also, the Big Seed doesn't really know what food is.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't think he eats.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I mean everything we would.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
We brought him to John and Vinie's right, yeah, and
everything was.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah. Well the first thing you brought out was was
it like a barada or something? And he had no
fucking idea what that bad before in his entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That was a dead ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah ghost, Yeah, we had Oh. He hated the gem
salad Sally, by the way, it's just let us it's
a caesar salad.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
He hated it with a little spice in it. So yeah,
he didn't like that. And then what he did like
was the anchovy pizza, which is strange. There was no
cheese on it, just red sauce and an anchovy stripped
across it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And he'd like that. He was like that one is
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
He was like, the fish pizza's good. Yeah, you don't
like any of the other pizza he didn't like.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
He didn't like them. He didn't like them.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
He didn't like the Bronx bomber.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
The meat.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
He's never had real pasta. I think, no, he's never
had I think it's a little too chewy for him
or something.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
He he went like this, yeah, yeah, like a horse
you're trying to get rid of something.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
And then and then the embrace afterwards, where it's was
as if we were never going to see him again.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well we're probably not.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, no, you know we do.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
We I will say this, We do. Really, I don't
want to give anything away to the fans. We are.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
We do love the big seat, We like the big Sea.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
We will see him again, I hope. So we love him.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, he is a unique he's we got to get
him some you know what, some action. I think, Well,
I mean he's thirty one two and then he hasn't
had since Dominican Republican head in high school, which I
don't even believe.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Do you believe that story? Or no, I don't think
he's really had sex.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Come on, come on, what of course that's not real.
He's never had sex.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
He would vivid detail about how it happened, because he's
been pussy ran away. He's been pussy ran away afterwards
and ran into the forest.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
She was able to cut the ropes escaping through the woods, and.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I was chasing her. Come back here the little girl. Yeah,
it was a wild story.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
He had an elaboratory because he because he's been broached
with this subject many times. People have said, you know,
he's been around another guy.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
That's like, hey, you.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Know you're working on anybody right now, you get anybody
on your roster. No, no, no, really he had sex
once in Domini.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Again. I think it's like, it's not like, you know what,
let's not make fun of that. I'm we're not making fun.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Let's go backwards. I'm proud of him because he's saving
himself for real love. That's what he said at dinner.
He said he wants he wants to meet real love.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I think that's what they all say. Well, they all say.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That either we take them to John and Viti's or that's.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
True, that's true.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You are Yeah, it didn't feel that like we should
be extronized an I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Want to because we don't know, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't want to read about a Westfield mall in
Jersey getting fucking lit up.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my god, that would be that would be the
end of our podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He's wearing a bad friend's merch shirt. No, TMZ. Did
you see the mugshots of the guys that rob the louver?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, this is unreal.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Look at how hot these guys are.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'll be the judge.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is this a movie