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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Dear Lord, thank you for the familiars.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Thank you for the meal of my plate.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm grateful to you.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Thank you, Nadi for all of the land we gave you, casinos,
cut off your hands.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sorry about the smallpox. The things that we gave you.
Blanket was nice, but it filled with disease.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry, sorry, Nadifs whoops are bad. Sorry Nadis, whoopsie are bad.
We really did a lot of damage. And we named
our sports teams after your yeas.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Dances with Wolves, I love less of Mohicans, favorite movies
of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
And minute Tonka Shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen to that. Yeah, we love them. Yeah,
you know, I I've collaborated with some natives in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I really yeah, you did great on that show.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I really enjoy I really enjoy the people and the culture,
and we want to say thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
We do love all of our Native fans. We do
have a lot of native fans.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
We love Mong, the native Yeah Mong is not native,
but I understand that, but we do love them.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
We love among people, among people, the mountain people. We love.
There isn't a group of people we don't like.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, really one, all right, you know we really yeah, yeah,
oh okay, let me think of the thing.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
What group of people don't we like on the count
three one two three?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Eskimos?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh what what? What?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
What did you say?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Jerks?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Jerks?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Jerks?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Wow? Why don't you like eskimos?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
There's snowballs. They hurt so bad because you know what
they do is they hawk them no, no, they make
it and then they overnight it freezes into an ice
ball and they read it theirs.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Come on, look at all cute that guy?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
They're the best.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's a girl.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
That's a girl.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I can't even tell see eskimos. They were ahead of
the trend. Yeah, that's a gender, that is a fluid person. Yeah,
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
That nose they love to kiss with the nose Eskimo kisses.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, you want to do an eskimo kiss? H Merry Chris,
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah? I mean? How do they tongue?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
And that's it right, there's no way to get more,
you know, because when you're kissing right, you can you know,
you do closed mouth from the beginning, you kind of
figure out what their style is and then you dart
in a tongue. And sometimes you do, you know what
I mean, like washing machine d.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, it's like wrestling. You got to find a way
you can't. Yeah, that's not working out.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
That technique it works pretty good, probably ten thousand times.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I've done it right most of them.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
But with Eskimo, how do you get more you know,
I mean intimate with it? Well, they have sex, Bud,
I'm just out of the kissing style.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh brother, I don't think Kim.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Maybe they blow, maybe they blow snot into the other hole.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
That's actually smart.